Previous: >>586360230New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus 11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
say no to rape
autis/uma/ has ONE slot available this month for any dacchi wanting to join an A+ club with the main rule being play the game and hit 45m/month (which is basically 1.33 clanker runs per day!)if you wanna join send me your id and i'll add you as soon as the reset comes around and i kick our bwo who couldnt even make it close to quota this monthsee you there
Gweetings
umallo
waheyI was just about to press submit thank
>>586376339MACHITAN MAMBO
>>586376423we could of had funny double baked bread...
Brown umas deserve love too
>>586376465NYO I feel bad when that happens
SS: 16.7mS+: 12.6mS: 8.7m A+: 4.4mA: 2.7mB+: 710k
how is dirt grind going
>>586376398dancho don't we have TWO niggers not meeting quota
5 minutes before mambogeddon
ryan LOVE
>>586376521b+ confirmed comfy
>>586376483Nyo
>>586376521Crazy numbers if true
3mins
>>586376531no bwo? quotas still 45m, our dacchi who was gone half the month made it just fine
>total mambo death>autists being put up for adoption>company downsizingthe blood must flow.
>>586376404>>586376409Oissuu
>>586376521proof?
saar club merge when
the fire rises...
>>586376521A+ is comfy af
>>586376404hiya
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
mambocalypse now
it's happeningthe last new day
>>586376661Nyes
>>586376770my penis also rises
1 MINUTE UNTIL MAMBOLOCAUST!!
>>586376808Can I rape Azuma instead?
biggest gaslight in this game is believing 3* stamina and power sparks are real
IT IS A NEW TEIO!
good job bwos! our best month ever!
We got away with it one last time
yum
Acceleration of Oguri
NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
yummers
>>586376889>raping an uma with no name
>>586376868proof?
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEE THE DRAMA WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO!!!
>>586376398now its officialwe have ONE slot openfirst come first served, bwos
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg
mambo haters catching another L
remember to hit your club with a rape sticker and say nothing else if you're abandoning them.
>>586376992next month might be difficult fellow tamabro
>495
so did anyone get kicked or
how do I use my borrows nowrestraint loops kinda suck
how fucked are lates if we don't pull for pokke speed?
this is horseshit! it was promised to me
>>586376958>>586376976>>586377026>>586377140Mambwo...
post em
whorren niggas lose again
>>586377105what if we.. did some changes dancho...mamtambotism won't build itself
Waiter!! My drama!!
Love this dumb tradition
>>586376339Umasumi is looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or flatlining>15 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Will change to 20 million max if A clubs runs out of TP or burnout>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes, dont ask for sash.>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingametry to get 15m fans dont ask for sash enjoy your stay
So this is how it feels like to be an aristocrat...
>>586376808Aoi...
>>586377219>doguma
>>586377283on top of the world!
we must merge TamaLove with Mambo so that we can finally become an S club
>>586377283THE STRONGESTfor 5 minutes...
>>58637722530k on hold for valentines ryan
>>586377318>taking upon yourself the mark of the beastbaka my head gwosho
>>586377283I contributed! Always surprised literally nobody else does this, it's not even a competition
>>586377225My body is ready
Actually difference between A and A+ or S club is not worth it
>>586377440individually, sure. across all 30 members, it's significant.
surely mambodancho will kick the bottom niggas that almost made us derank....
>>586377440I auto parent runs all day and deserve a club that puts out the same effort.
aieee
>>586377493>across all 30 members, it's significant.It doesnt mean anything
>>586377375
Thank you for everyone who cheered for us and the mambros who made it possible in that foto finish.
>>586377414Lots of people do it, it's bugged
drama?
>>586377318>aristocratmore like merchant class
>>586377538>marked
>>586377575Drama canceled.
um danchou?
>>586377568Mambo is so cool, literally favorite club of /uma/
>Half tp ends in 6 hoursSHIT
>>586377669THANK GOD
>>586377225
>>586377651mambvo...
>>586377570goddamn cygame kusoge making me feel dumb
>>586377651Start doxxing people and giving us details. NOW.
>>586377651holy zased.. so friggen zased...
>>586377225127k
>>586377669nyooo my loops...
>29/30DANCHOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>586377619shonna...
Filtering every curren image is paying off>why would you say that?so that the guys MD5 filtering them suffer
>>586377284sign me up boss please don't look up my resume tho466011722644
Umama club status?
>>586377742
>>586377225158Khalf of it is paid carats
>>586377875Back to uma&co
Grass and Taiki's reaction when I tell them I've never had a burrito before (true)?
>>586377820surely not every image right... you leave the good ones...
>>586377948grass wouldn't do this
>>586377875Has one of the reserved spots at /uma/ club
>>586377371autis/uma/bwos... we are forgotten...
just nutted to curren porn
>Top earner old fag of my club leaved Oh no...
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WE ALMOST DERANKED THIS MONTH BECAUSE OF SUB 40 MIL SHITTERS THAT DO MAYBE ONE RUN A DAY!!!! DO SOMETHING DANCHO!!!!
>>586378006you can join but ryanfag isn't invited
>>586378020mambwo...
my b+ club might have 1 dead to purge but i usually let them get to like 20 days before i bother
>>586377903
>>586377832Sent, Im just looking for active players for the long haul
I got kicked...
>>586377948Grass doesn't know a thing about North America cuisine
>>586378061>you can join but ryanfag isn't invitedso you're just creating another a rank club then?
>>586378037Nothing ever happens, dahby.
>>586378037I think like this but never bring it up in chat in fears of being dragged out of my bed and beaten during the night
>>586378092Taishin torena...
>wanted to leave my club>some one else leaves>now i kinda cant leave because it would be not cool
danchud, if you kick me then i leak the logs. consider yourself sufficiently warned.
>>586378092golshi tore...
>>586378061>one of the top earners of the merge can't join
>>586378193Mambwo why...
>>586378092finemo torena...
Wtf it's an agemasen card? Literally took four FUCKING careers to even see the end of the chain once and this is what I get??
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>586378202>the logs there's like 10 words and 20 stickers in the past year
>>586378286poor preparation should be punished.
>>586378253Im not from mambwo... but because danchud is lowearner
Fuck you danchou
any way I can join a club with out dropping my id here?there's a chance my current danchou will see
>>586378084don't worry danchou :)
Why even play when my oshi loves somebody else? I already deleted my Ardan sprint ace out of heartbreak and betrayal
>>586378385Spill the tea!
>>586378393If he kicks you you won't have to wait 24h, be a man and ask him for a kick.
>>586378367cafetore...
>>586378385which club, bwo
>>586378286the speed card is like this too but fortunately it can't give you the white version of turbo sprint
maybe i should actually flatline if dancho is just going to allow parasites to get away with itmotherfucker
>>586378393you can apply to clubs in game if you have /uma/ in your profile
>>586378393dont worry dia chan i wont tell
>>586378474Mambo
>>586378456this, I already track where old members go so there's no point in trying to act like you can hide yourself
>>586378507why not leave for a better club? mambo is never getting A+ again
>>586378393you can apply in game by searching for a club
>time comes>30 minutes go by>literally no dramanice one retards
>>586378507have you tried posting in club chat like the people who say not to kick anyone do
>>586378510I though it was /vg/ in your that announced your autism to the world
>>586377669thank god I can't stop having an alarm every 50 minutes
My danchou is a lazy retard
>>586378602Drama always happens a day or 2 after reset
>>586378561uma&co dancho...
Dia-chan...
>Mambo 29/30Oya oya?
>>586378602Make the change you want to see
>>586377284Just 1 more slot.
>>586378832one of the high earners is gone, owari da...
bricked...
mambro...I think it'll be funny if we meet in the same club once again...see you soon
Danchou where's the recruitment post, we're missing one guy....
danchou you fucking faggot i wasn't even bottom 5 lowest earners
>>586378887you guys were breaking his back thoughbeit
Is it Mambover yet?
erm, mambodancho...? where are the kicks?
>>586378921I was top 5 and he still kicked me for flatlining during kitasan white...
>>586378965it hasn't even mambegun
>>586378827Sega fucking sucks Dia.Sonic is for autists.
>>586378636My danchou is asleep... He didn't ask anyone for fan runs but I bet he stayed up all night by himself, he's so silly.
star pieces is original hag on futility stakes
>>586378996too based
>>586378914Thanks for join this month. You're a cool dude. Good luck!
>>586379019Whys she eating an egg like that
If you join a club on the 14th you can flatline for 2 weeks, no questions asked and still get the club gibs
Danchous should publicly announce who they kicked /here/
>>586378720
>>586378921my last dancho kicked me out like a week in last month just to get one of his friends in despite 3 other shitters not meeting quota unlike me
>>586378827reminder that Sega is ok with you not playing their games and only watching them on youtube or tiktok makes you a fan, if Dia was real she would be devastated by the news
>>586379001Nyoo...
Allen killed the fanslave
>>586378996based retard
Fucking danchode
>>586378960
MY DANCHODE KICKED ME HOW DO I GET REVENGE?
>>586379316sexpoircity
>>586379317change name and reapply, he will never know
>>586376398i was on holidays you stupid faggot, fuck you ryan nigger, mejiro ryan is ugly as shit and the worst uma in the game, fuck you.any /uma/ clubs recruiting, ideally A/A+, please add me 352857254345
>every club is kicking their flatliners>except for mambo
>>586379253So he was actually a discord recruit...? Funny how danchou made him put the /uma/ in his desc
D for Dacchis
>made a hishiama ace>she can't win at alldamn...
>>586379387you shoulda said in the club chat bwo
>>586379253>fanslave
>>586379443I'm scared of mares
>>586379387sent if you are ok with A
>danchou is going to kick those who didn't last an hour at the Halloween orgy
>>586379387KWAB
>>586379440It's a soulless club, you're never safe in it. Not even 'mama
>>586379457piss off kaite
>>586379350
>>586379387
>>586379387>holidaysFuck off woke retard. It's called CHRISTmas
I fucking hate mambo
>>586379387beast mode
>>586379491That's more than a lot of people earn here yes
Mambodancho, we need a quota. 50 mil, no 40 mil, anything.
>>586379387get his ass
>>586379403not a (formerly a) hasn't kicked anyone either yet
>mambo isn't kicking the B+ earners>no funny recruitment posts AGAINNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>586379642
How its work? What if i leave my club today? How can i apply for other club, if there is a ban for 24 hours or something? I need to reserve my spot?
>>586379698and why didn't you say anything when the possibility of a quota was being discussed last month
>>586379684He's almost dead last on fans bwo
>>586379387what an advertisement
>>586379642Doto wouldnt say this
>>586379771>How its work? What if i leave my club today? >How can i apply for other club, if there is a ban for 24 hours or something? I need to reserve my spot?if you leave you get a 24 hour holdover, if you get kicked its instant. just post your id in the club if you wanna reserve a spot
>>586379387one hell of a recruitment ad
>>586378873tell me about the ai training and I'll apply
Is there literally no S-rank club besides /Uma/ Club? How are you fags so pathetic?
>>586379684define 'here'
>>586379387based ryan is ugly as shit
>>586379440he put it on his own believe it or not, he was a random applicant
>>586379853its the independent training. you just set a race heavy schedule once per day and you'll get 30 million in a month no problem
>>5863796843-4 million a days isn't a lot these days
>>586379387holy based@not ahire this man
>>586379683
imagine having a Ryanfag as your danchou AND being content with it lmao actual cattle
Why can't you sent indy training regularly while on vacation? Don't you all have phones?
>>586379481i stuck with this club back in the shitter A rank days, I could have left at any time to join a higher rank club but didn't because I thought ryan danchou was cool. Turns out he's just a retarded monkey nigger who will backstab you at first opportunity, SAD
>>586379457kys kaite
where's the drama....
>>586377284>the giga earner actually lefteternally B+...
Just did my first time of death for a patient. Please show me some funny memes umadacchis. I ain’t in a good mood at the moment.
>>586380102see >>586379387
thoughts on grays?
umankomai+dirt-fengshui
>>586379978no fucking way retards are doing 150million+ with just the ingame auto function alone
>>586380068my phone's storage sucks but it's still working so I don't wanna buy another one
>>586380084idk why you'd willingly stay in a club where the danchou is severely autistic and likes one of the ugliest umas in the game
>>586380084shoulda been a higher earner
>>586380190I wanna hug emI wanna fug emI wanna marry emI wanna make em happyI wanna have a happy family with em
>>586380084shame my club is full i'd have let you in off basedness alone
>>586380084Join Uma&Co danchou is a sweetheart and will never kick you for something petty as that
>>586380123>posting while at workdo not do this
>>586380123
>>586380345maybe he is trying to get promoted
I love the festivities and hustling bustling of clubs in this thread during the 1st day each month
/Uma/ Club has a spot open. Looking for a friendly anon that wants to take advantage of the club carat giveaways, extra fun events, music sharing and general silliness and chatty vibe.~reply to apply
>kick this, kick thatDid any one of you got actually kicked by a horse before?
>>586380341unless you're the club mascot that was beloved by every member
>>586380123>tfw a thread anon won't be the first one to find your corpse>tfw a thread anon will never tell my time of death >tfw a thread anon will never be the one to do it for menow I got a new thing to be sad about
>>586380416774808253297can you save me a spotI don't think there's a way for me to avoid the cooldown
>>586379683>>586380005>Shitty
>>586380416Sure, maybe its time to leave all the leeches behind774808253297
>>586380123toughen up, buttercup. many more souls to ferry before you're done. you should only feel shitty about it if you intentionally and negligently ignored your duties. you're not god, patients will die.
>>586380452theres no horses in my area
>>586380514If you stream when you anhero we can play a game to go to your physical corpse
How far we were from dropping from A+? Is there a way to check?
>>586380526>>586380592you guys are real funny scamps
Ok, so im want to join into A+ club tomorrow Can some club reserve me a spot??>t. high yearner kinda|D 584180824985
>>586380592you could just kick them yknow...
>>586380416Please keep it a secret 774808253297
>>586380653according to uma.moe, just about 3 runs
>>586380659>high yearner
>>586380123it will get easier over time, don't worry
I am in great need of rainbow cleats. Any of these free SSRs worth keeping?
>>586379023
>>586380526Stop stealing my joke!
>>586379853Do 1 G1 intensive parent loop everyday should cover it, if its netting you like 600k fans>>586380112That guy was insane workhorse its like having a botter. But still far from A. Surely the quota of A clubs will decrease after a few years.>>586377284Now full thanks for joining
>>586380526Ask your danchou to kick you
>>586380701
>>586380659sent an invite to autis/uma/
>>586380718>turning SSRs into silver cleats with one trick
>>586380718why would you ever need rainbow cleats retard, to buy SR tickets?
>>586380798I'm danchou
>>586380416Post again in 2 days if you are still missing a spot if you fill it then I'll stay in my club
>>586380718Never ever do that. Only retards and drooling goycattle cleat non MLB'd cards.
>>586380718don't cleat windy that card has mud maestro
>>586380782Source? This looks beautiful
i shall hold the title of the lowest earner in mambo this month again nyahahahaha
>>586380416Who's getting kicked
>>586376398>>586379387>45M quota>do 30M fans in a month>"NOOOO WHY DID DANCHOU KICK ME??"
>>586380782>lolislop
>>586380718Someone out there cleated Marvelous Power.
>>586379387>don't meet a low 45M quota>never said anything in chat>was warned multiple times in said chat to at least say something>still kicked after the reset due to respect>suddenly reappears and has a melty for being kicked outGood luck in your new club.
>>586380416181478271067Sure I could join but I'm not friendly
>>586380917sorry just got it here
>>586380823Ty, will join tomorrow
>>586380782>lolikino
>>586380990You're blacklisted, sweetie.
>>586380857Each card is 750 carats so if you don't care about collecting them maybe it's the optimal play.
>>586380857>interrupting the retard making a mistake
>>586380718grass is definitely the worst out of all of those that you can also get back later with bookmarksif you cleat gimlet you're never getting her back to MLB and your account will be permanently stained (unless you waste a crystal)
nice
>>586376398Invite me I like doing roleplay sex and I'm the guy who posted dick pics 473563368824
>>586380895we won't be missing a spot i think but the spot will be open for an anon because we had a random join last month. they're cool though so i'm not kicking them unless we have an anon joining>>586380941_____(You)____
>>586380416psychopathic vibes
>>586380949>>586380986Mejiro Ryan is a disgusting ugly bitch and she will never be a cute girl
Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>586380702Impressive, nice.
Chillest B+ club ButtSweat has a spot for new ButtSweater! Reply with torenah id or request to join with /uma/ in you profile. No quotas!
>>586381001it's mayano top goonover...
>>586381135It's alright then
>>586377160gwos?
WHERE IS MAMBO APOLOGY FORM
>>586381217alright buddy let's see more of that rage this month
>>586380718>>586380812>>586380912>>586381107Alright then, I am not cleating the cards. But can you guys tell me what they actually do, currently just using the meta gacha SSRs.
>New month>No club message from our top earnerUh oh...
>>586380416>the birthplace of ***** and currenpostersHell nah
>>586381350increase your TT score multiplier
>>586380702>umama joined>still couldn't break into Skek
>>586381328FACT: Mambo is the most persecuted club on /uma/
>>586377225too easy
>>586380912Only useful next cm and then never again I think. Dirt hints are nice
>>586381328only lived due to cheater purge
Uma&Co aiming for S rank status?
>>586381407What do I have to do with /uma/club
>>586381407imagine if it were the breeding ground of discord and v and chiyoposters though? fuck that
>>586377160speed jungle needs mlb so just borrow it and pull everything else that's actually worth it
>>586381350TT bonus, extra %s in event. some are good for loooping
It is timeOdds I leave my clubEven I stay for another month
Drama is so not worth the carratsPeople should join my club for FREEDOM
>no 3 wins yetHoly shit this cm's got hands
>>586380416Used to have a mild amount of respect for you, specifically due to cute donna postingHowever all the "GOD I WISH I WAS THIS FEMALE HORSE" posting changed that
>>586381592haha
Do I ask danchou to kick me or do the honorable way of taking 24h ban as a punishment for leaving?
>>586381350If you keep the SSR cards you were never going to use, and max them you get a whopping 0.2% bonus to your TT score which matters a lot if you're a retard that doesn't know how to play the game.>>586381469>Only useful next cm and then never again I think.All it needed, certainly more useful than speed lolship
>>586381592enjoy another month in mambo
>>586381614Should've raised your lck stat
What if some club have 1 slot open and few good people want to join it? Who joins first will win?
>>586381635Be a man and ask to be kicked
>>586381592I'll roll again for you
>I am NOT having sexual relations with our bottom earners! These claims are all fabricated. They're pure fiction. Yes, they havent gained fans in 6 months, but this month, you will see!!
>>586381635always ask. its nice to be nice :)
>>586381324Fucked is a harsh way of putting it, especially if you have Tachyon. But that gold skill is very good and you can use Pokke for all of 2027 and have a strong deck for lates.Alternative is sticking with Tachyon+Pasa and going 600 deep on the Dia/Dura banner for both MLB, but then you only have about 5 months until SiL speed becomes the best secondary speed card to use with Pasa.
>>586381625>>586381667Fuck>>586381723>3Another reroll
>>586381328Here's my dogeza, MAMBOGOD
This is a reminder that Finemo is very cute!
>>586381635leave the /uma/ way>TM Opera Rape emote>Don't say anything elss>Leave
>>586381730Why dober bleeding?
>>586381787odds again, and a 7 too. You can leave your club mambwo
>>586381619>second lineanon what
>>586381814so true! i wish I was finemo!
>>586381680First come first serve if basedbackground check if not based
>>586381875She bit my cock it felt good
umamusumes might be stronger but they must get tired sometimes right
>>586381730KEB..! NETH IS EVIL! EVIL!!!!
>>586377225132k
>>586377225chillin
>>586381893You had the agp tranny latching onto Gentildonna so now the guy you're replying to is aggroed onto you.
I'm scared to ask danchou for a kick. What if he refuses and gets all possessive?
>>586381929Well that's retarded, because it's who left their club first wins
>>586381787The 7 invalidates your previous roll and you can leave now
>>586381328>hasnt kicked *****io and ******* Vshant
>>586377160i would pull, while she is really a med/long card your long borrow is already cafe wit and sometimes you will want to run 3 speed in l'arc
>>586381730Did Keb get a haircut?
>>586381929First come first serve is an apt way to put it when they will be doing slave work for danchouThe saying is first come first served
>>586382019screenshot, opera emote, leave, make fun of him here
>>586382039I HATE THIS MEME! Some chill romcom porn manga did this joke in the credits
which itty bitty uma titties would you suck on
>>586381814Very true!
>>586382169Other than my wife's, Taru's Tarus
Did this guy ever deliver?
>>586382009i hardly post but there seems to be no way to prevent some random getting upset at what they _think_ is me posting so
>>586381814Many are saying this
>>586381814MANY say this in a semi-frequent basis
any club drama?
>1 month until GL ends
>>586382303bro look at >>586379387
NiceNatureNovember
>>58637722530k of those are already reserved for symboli kris S
>>586382314>1 month until I stop getting free concentration every career
>>5863822267 posters are liarsLuck doesn't existShiraoki is a shamFeng Shui is for fags
>>586382226No.
>>586381730God I love being in this club.
>>586382223You call those itty bitty?
>late race>somehow turbo through everyone>rival Machan set to win>PROC UNIQUE>see this>winMY PRINCESS SEIZED THE VICTORY
>>586381786>600>MLB-ing both Dura/Diano way someone can actually pull this off, unless you are lucky enough to have never needed to use an ssr crystal ever
>>586381814i say this
>>586382347dramafags are submissive lazy fucks who need someone to spoonfeed anything that doesnt autoscroll like tiktok
>>586382487NTA, but I MLBd both Tachyon and Light Hello in 400 rolls (without a single crystal used).
Where's my finemoposter gf
>invalid characters>invalid characters>invalid characters>invalid charactersCan't even leave a goodbye message in club chat without having to rewrite it 100 times
>>586382495Sniff...
>>586382598Now she's your finemoposter bf
>>586382613Mambwo...
>>586382303Teiobro broke the club couch again
im disbanding the club in 5 minutes
>>586380416I wish I were 'donna
>>586382352I still think about the raffle prize epipopipopipo edition whiskey from like a month ago sometimes. It could've been beautiful...
>>586382613use thishttps://umakaite.github.io/UmaFilter/
>>586382421
I waited for the final day to pull for kitasan white.I got:Mejiro Bright (very cute)Seeking the GypsyAnother copy of steampunk TaishinDia WhitePitied for Kita>>586382314Hopefully the delay is to merge banners of Ancestors and Ramonu(cygames won't but I'm on copium)
>>586382680OUT OF RAGE BECAUSE HE FOUND A NIGGER DANCHOU FUCKING HIS DISCORD KITTEN?
>>586382760I wish you were Verxina instead
I like teiobro... he's the most helpful club member when anyone has questions, and a dedicated fan earner
>>586382598succubus?
Ruin... has come to my comf club...
Why did I get Maruzensky Pieces when she is not one of the 3 Uma in the News with Piece Events?
>leave club two hours late>all spots in club are already reserved
>>586382841Uhhhh yeah I think that's what happened yes
>>586382856I am her sometimes, too
rape stare
>>586382431Hokko's tits are fakethey're actually bigger than what she says
>>586382837That'd be interestingThat'd make ancestors an insta-skip and permaborrow for me, but guess that'd make them accelerate further so it's not that bad I guess
>>586383048Sounds like you have multiple personality disorder
>>586381730kek
>>586383019This is my fear of leaving my club
I only agreed to be tarumae's trainer in hopes I get to fondle her breasts at some point
>>586382990https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2116908190508183837
Wouldn't merging the banners be the worst thing for people who want to MLB Ramonou? You're running the risk of "winning" the pulls but getting Ancestors rather than Ramonou
>>586382314>1 month until GL endsthank fuck
>>586383167but everyone would like to be cute girls
>>586381730Orange Curren... I knew it...
>>586383268are you retarded
>>586383229That'll only happen once you legally move to Tomakomai>>586383136I believe it
>>586383218You have to make diplomatic connections weeks before resett. former club abandoner
what would top 5 most evil umas look like?
>>586383268think of it like this:if you get lb0-1 ancestors and no ramonu, you are set cause you can just permaborrow ramonu and save for your style wit
>>586383401All orange
>>586383268No bro, if you do 600 rolls on single ramonu you will get lets say 5 Ramonus and tons of offbanners on average If you do 600 rolls on double banner you will get 5 ramonu and 5 ancestors on average
Friendly reminder to blacklist everyone leaving their clubs today because they're going to V's new circlejerk
nigga she aint winning SHIT wtf
>>586383019this is why you post your ID 3 hours before reset desu
>>586383303I am very comfortable being a man and would much rather have sex with cute girls, but you do you
>>586381730Curren Chan? What are you doing there.
>>586383481>3 hours before resets>danchud sees you post>kicks youYour course of action now?
>>586376398Is the spot already filled?
does anyone have the suzuka rabi i need it for something funny
>>586383602you still get gibs if kicked after tallying began
>>586383602thats a good question, if you're kicked during tallying, do you still get fans? does the club still get the fans?
>>586383401your top 5 favourite umas.on the good side of the spectrum, my top 5 favourites. it's that simple.
>>586383640
>>586383654Hmm, gonna have to try this next month
>>586383057
>>586383627we had someone ask for an invite, and they did say they'd join tomorrow when their cd is up >>586381023
>>586383702thanks
>>586383640quote me back when you post your funny maymay
>>586383307>>586383423>>586383450I'm a newfag so I don't know shit. I was told I need Ancestors and Ramonou MLB (like 95% of the fucking cards) to be usable so I don't know anymore
>>586383401DorejoCurren>powergapSakura Laurel>powergapRice Villain>powergapDoto, the ultimate evil
100 mil monthly fan earner here looking for a new club
The results of the Curren Cuck Cup are OUT. Nobody in the top3 kicked the kita flatliners so points were not deducted. Extra points if officer, dancho, and/or top 6-7 earner at the time of flatline. Without further ado- here's the winners!3rd place. Jong2 umachan 10 points - with 6 whole flatliners, including 2 officers and top earners!2nd place. Umadash 10 points would be a tie, is being given 2nd place here because DANCHO himself betrayedand for our uncontested winner....1st place Uma&Co with 11 points and a whopping SEVEN flatliners! If you're looking for no loyalty, max betray, this is the place!Congratulations to Uma&Go for winning the first ever Curren Cuck Cup!
>>586383779Aww I missed it, but thanks for the update
>>586383627I got an invite, idk how it's works>>586383779Yeah i will join
Have sex with umas.
>>586383814>didnt get thanked
>>586383871>I got an invite, idk how it's worksyou'll be able to see it in the club menu once the cd ends
>>586383826You need Ramonu MLB, ignore ancestors.
>>586383894thanks for helping him gwo
>>586383862What?
>>586383826Ok sorry then for calling you retarded.Rate up in this game means having a 0.75% rate to pull a card or uma. On 2 uma and SSR support card banners, both rate ups are still 0.75%, so combining Ancestors with Ramonu would not make it any more or less likely to pull her. It'd still be a 0.75% chance.
>>586383950I already see it, i mean idk if club can send 10 invites and who joins first will win or something
the tss graveyard
>>586383826get ramonu MLB and lb0 ancestors, if lucky lb1 or lb3, thats all, im giving you the straight truth.
>>586384062oh yeah, first come, first serve.
>>586383995im a different anon but youre welcome
>>586384062generally a club can only send one invite, although you can get multiple invites from different clubs
>>586383862>Uma&Co chads can flatline and still hold A+Just say you're jealous
>>586383862We finally won something
>>586383826for newcuties ancestors is a skip, you can only pull that if you have 100k+ in your carat stash
>>586384062also i should clarify from >>586384163 you're the only invite thats been sent out for the club, so the slots effectively yours when your cd ends tomorrow
>>586384165
>>586379178And then fire canon shots like in the hunger games
where are the funny mambo recruitment ads...
>>586383826anyone saying ancestors is MLB only is a troll or just a retard parroting other retardssince you're new you don't need ancestors at all anyway, you're not going to be competitive during the next scenario anyway so it's an easy skip
>>586383862>don't kick flatliners>this is somehow betraying and no loyaltyque?
ancestors is borrowcore desu, Pasa + Mai has way better value if you're going all out in a banner
>THREE FUCKING MOOD DOWNS IN A ROWWHY IS THIS LEGAL AND IT'S MY BEST ACE RUN YET AAAAGH
>>586383862is it true that the chiyoposter is the uma&co danchud
>>586384163>>586384292Cool, thanks
>>586377225I skipped Tachyon and have 0 Tachyon even if Im a pace main...
I did not forsee the outcome of there being multiple people duking it out for a place in A+ clubs.
>>586384506the gay one, yes
>>58637722563k
>>586384420Someone left and we had someone on standby. Sorry...
>>586383862no surprise there most cucked club of the general with a danchou that gets thrown around by the local club schizo
>>586384145fug I wasn't the one who asked either...
>>586384620Nobody is desperate enough to be on standby for Mambo
>>586384581Back then A+ clubs fight for one anon oh how times have changed
>>586383858UMA&CO DANCHOU WAKE UP!!!
>>586384602I thought they were all like that
>>586379387nigga i didn't see you in the club chat even once all month
I want to join mambo just to see if any of the shit being said about them here is true
>>586384467pace/late depend too much on borrowing other whale cards, so if you want to be competitive for the 3 CMs where ancestors is relevant in those styles you'd better pull for it
>>586384430>you're not going to be competitive during the next scenario anywaylol
>>586384620kick the fucking 40mil earners you were literally 1 run away from deranking because of them
>palmer will never bite your neck and mark youwhy live bros
>>586384506One of the gay chiyoposters, yes.
>>586384690this month spooked them with how much worse everyone is doing
>>586384685Mambo is the most popular club on /uma/
>>586384685But its true!
>>586384892>you'll never six seven her tits and assIndeed... Why live...
>>586384764Pokke comes before ancestors and if you are a pace player you already have Tachyon, and no, no one is borrowing fucking guts kys S
>>586385020>>586384892
>>586383814>>586383702they beat you to the punch but thank you too bwo, i will post it if i end up needing the recruitment ad
>>586384872Iam not Mambchou tho
Just got the wagie uniform for pasa!
>>586376889>>586376808Azuma giving me Maruzensky vibes....Old women sex
>>586385114Kick a bottom earner, someone nobody would miss and post your ad.
>>586384620>Someone left oh? Care to explain why?
>>586376808
>failing double rainbow trainings at 10% thrice in a row
>>586382431why is she so bouncy?
kyun
>>586385289Oh he says he wont play much in november and left on that basis. He said we are on the cool club list too...
>>586385385cake!
>>586383862>flatline for 5 days>pull ny kita and dia, cheer halo, and palmer with my 100 free pulls>still meet quota>club still A+I regret nothing
>>586385463So why did he join /uma/club
>>586385463>he wont play muchwhen has that every stopped a mambro
>>586385463That's no fun
>>586385385>>586385505Hokkaido girls are so soft
my balls started molting after using an unbranded soap
>>586385634wrong image teiobro
>>586385576>lose top earner to /uma/club AGAIN>refuse to kick bottom earnerscan i get a recount on the curren cuck club i have a nomination
>Dancho is missing out on all the trades happening early in the season and sticking with the current roster againI fear the day we drop to a again
>>586385735Sounds like life as a Bulls fan
>>586385576Curren Chan won't lie
...
I goofed up
>>586385735Your Danchud can't afford any of the transfer fees Tamabwo... He has to look for the free agents tomorrow
>>586383858Id?
How do clubs with no quota survive?
>>586385805My danchou is a 76ers fan thankfully
>>586384337SEXPOIRCITY
>>586385039lates need to borrow kris s for the long CMlates likely need to borrow ruby for the mile/dirt CMspaces need to borrow mcqueen stamina for the long CMpaces need to borrow gold city guts for the dirt CM even if they pull KSM
Dang my monthly earning doubled compared to my first month. Kind of insane to think about.
>>586385910866113422739
>>586385931their top earners are masochists.their bottom feeders shrimply exist, none the wiser.
>>586385931by chilling in A/B+ or by having carryGAWDS to fanfarm without being required to
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
>>586385735With the current state of botters and if your danchou doesn't do any changes this is the last month Tamalove, and Mambo for that matter, will be on the A+ range. You could have been part of the early trades if you wanted a competitive club.
Which A clubs are open
>>586386112So hot
>>586385931being A or B+ doesn't actually kill you
>>586385992Stop...
>>586385972nta but no one is rolling for those gaslight supports dawg it's not worth it
>>586385931'good will' and guilt
kill everyone and leave
>go for 200 pulls1 Kita alt1 Falco alt1 Biwa1 Finemo2 Dia6 NEW YEAR DIADIA LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ALREADY
>>586386113TamaLove are the botters
>>586386198hence the word BORROW retard
>>586384764>whale cardsis this a gaslight? they're both good at 0LB and peak at 1LB
>>586386149if you post id i could kill a flattie and let you in
At this point make it 1mil a day, at least then we have somewhat of a chance before things collapse.600k is a silly halfway measure in my book, when 1mil can easily be done with a single clanker.
>>586386235>asking Dia to leave you aloneanyon...
I love when the thread is full of curren-chans that ascend from the fiery pits of hell to consume and incite club drama, quite devilish
>>586384698>>586385910 Just left so still on the 24 hr cd 832508151581
>>586386294A requires 2.7 million per day per member on average. Unless you have megacarries it wouldnt be possible with a quota of 600k a dayMy club had 18 people doing below 2.7M a day with almost all doing more than 600k and it struggled to stay above A last month
>>586385962
is there any potential early scenario update that mogs a current scenario the same way Unity 2.0 did against MANT?
>>586385614
head tired
>>586386294You know what I feel bad for you guysWhat club
>>586386532no
Hello Hello
>>586386271either you spend 200 on one of those cards and only benefit for mile distance, or you spend 200 on ancestors and benefit for mile and long (not to mention making the LoHs even easier)plus you can use ancestors for parenting during L'arc
curren means hello and chan means devil btw
dare i say sprintKINO
Narita Toppu Road cheating on my NNN winning streak by drugging me, handcuffing me to her bed and having her way with me
>>586386595nyo... what's supposed to be our ancestors killer now?
>>586386505>Unless you have megacarriesWhich we do, that's the thing. Ultra carries, even, in the case of one dude. The fact that we can't do something as simple as stay in A is silly.
>>586385385Natural milk and clams
>>586386557ibuprofen tiem
>>586386693umas can tell how much semen remains inside your balls
>>586386532scenarios never got updated again so it's play the latest one or die
how do i break the news to my dancho... it's gonna break his heart....
>>586386771reserved for headaches
Samba!
this cm sucks balls i only have 2 umas that can run sprints and theyre 2 star default halo and 2 star air groove in their stupid idol outfitsim gonna get my ass kicked even in open league
>>586386873
>>586386876Only care about Samba with Suzuka
i think i built my nishino flower wrongly
>>586386264Their megacarries look so detached from the rest because half that club can't barely do 30M. Real botters are pullin 800M on the lower side.
>>586386859Departure blowie
>>586386859yo this cryer kinda thick
>>586386932I'm bringing an originally G Sprint uma and so can you.
>>586386958
>>586386264If one of the top earners leave and the club imploded...
>>586387001supiki*
>>586387018now do that as a newfag without umas that can run sprints to build sprint parents
>>586386487Welcome to uma&co
>>586387082currensister you're salivating so much your ESL is leaking out
>>586387061
playing with my dacchis
I love fucking my whore
>>586386557Is that you before our date?
>>586386670
>>586387301holy fuck those boobs are unreal
I don't wanna sleep cause I'm scared I'll miss the drama
>>586387301gulp
>>586386294A bit too little too late if I am to be honest
assuming you have daiwa power as a neck&neck printer, why would you burn 200 pulls for this? you shrimply wouldn't, right?
>>586387238This would be better with a proper loop and horizontally
>>586387365then let's stay up all night
>>586386792Surely that can't be true
>>586387301There is definitely a show.
>>586387374Naturally. Should've had a solid target months ago, not in the last weeks before self destruct.
Hello friends!! I know this is ai but I like it!!
>>586387301
>>586387238never post this animation ever again
>>586387380Counterargument: I love Kei
>>586387397
>>586387505Especially when I was very clear about what was the minimum for me to stay
>>586387528cryer
>>586387556Just for you I'll post it everytime I see a Samba mention
>>586387179I'm a newfag and I did it purely with Bakushin and borrows.
>>586386294just be B+ its nice
>>586387387Maybe umagrok can help you out with that
>>586387669Some people refuse to listen, or learn. Last month should've been the wake up call, to set a real target, instead we got this.>>586387750The club had a very simple "A or kill" target since DAY ONE of global. Not gonna happen, esp not with the type of top earner they got.
supiki
>>586387604Golshi sexoThen Stego SexoThen Gold clan sexo
>>586387734proof?
>>586384654How can i marry this uma?
>>586387832just kill then
>>586386294umaggbwos...
>>586386294what clubis this even an /uma/ club
>>586387790ARE THOSE
>>586384654I now regret flatlining and missing out on 1 day of paama stars
>>586387962DO NOT kill cute gyarus!
Post useless skills
>brooo accelerated schedule bro>bro global is so fast bro
HEY WINDYDIG HERE
>>586387365it's 12pm retard why are you going to sleep
>>586388075that's the TT freebie
>>586388114>2nd anni after 17 monthsYeah I think a 50% accel is reasonable
>>586388132THEN I'LL DO IT HARDER
>>586388114>No GM?
>>586388154bwo your clockit's 11am now
>>586388114>Relative catch-up speed is 0.42 JP-years per real year (1.42 − 1).>Closing a 3.74-year gap at that rate takes roughly 8.9 years, so Global is on track to fully catch up to JP around late 2035 if the pace stays steady and JP keeps releasing at its normal rate.
>>586388352Are those...Themed around her...Leopard print panties...?
>>586388339bwo it's already behind it's 12pm in north carolina
>>586388114Unity 2 did this
>nigger I was following changed his borrow
>>586388132windy will become real in only 20 days... waow...
>>586388537>in north carolinadoes north carolina even have electricity and internet
>>586388502>9 yearsIn that timespan either the world will end or the game will eos
>>586388682don't be mean
>>586388502fuck that shit i'm downloading jp
>>586388636I'm not gonna change it back with no no words
visit tomakomai
>>586388114If some kind anon is thinking about mlbing kys miracle, post ID and I will borrow it from (You) for a long time
>>586388695The world is unlikely to endHowever, plenty of schizo anons in here will
>>586383858do not join uma&co if you value your sanity
>>586387907I transferred the older parents away, but I see traces of Bakushin with Flower borrow, then eventually Suzuka, El, and Maya in my loops early on until I learned more about the game. Then I started using Maruzensky and King.
If I'm a newfag, is it worth to spend the 1.5k paid carats from monthlies on the 3* guarantee banners or should I save them for the discount daily pulls/if I ever run out of free ones
>>586388648idgi
>>586389027uma banner scamcha is fine
Why Allen first thing reset here recruiting but did not join Dancho Cup
>>586388768Bye. Make sure you post in the correct general.
>>586387528hello babydacchi, cool picture
how come so much isekaislop where the author clearly didn't think of what will happen after chapter 2 makes it all the way to be becoming an anime
>>586389027my scamchas have always given me a new umaif you want to fill out your stables then gofer it I guess
>>586389027the best use of paid carats is to sit on them until the 3rd anniversary when step up banners startyou pick a pool of 10 umas, spend 5k paid carats and get 2 random + 1 choice from that poolthere are also step up card banners but those are a scam (just like the paid SSR banners now)
I'm a hugless kissless handholdless virginWhich /uma/ is for me
>>586389246isekaislop is some of the biggest seller out there, but sadly that also brings the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS on the planet with it, may it be the reader or the low effort author themselves.
>>586389027Most umas suck and most Support cards suck. The scamcha is not worth it
I need a last ace I was too lazyEvens I train base CurrenOdds I train Machan
>>586389027if you dont have a specific uma in mind its finei would save it for the uma selector tho, you only get 1 but you can pick it specifically
>>586388636is she asking me to lick her pits
why did she do it?
>>586389341bwo I love isekaislop but even I'm starting to get tired of shows where literally nothing goes anywhere and that's the entire showand then it gets renewed for season 2
>>586389027would you rather get 1 uma now or maybe or maybe not 1 uma in 3 months
>>586388989guess I shouldve started looping sprint parents earlier. skill issue it seems
>>586389293Azuma, because she won't change who you are
>>586389382that's not how the paid selectors work, they are shop vouchers that you get when you buy certain paid carat bundles
>>586389529whoops, thanks for the correction
>>586389341Friendly reminder that even Kadokawa admitted recently that they were releasing too many isekai slops. Years too late, but that's how bad it's getting.
>>586383718they dont make the umas like this anymore ToT
>>586389027Close your eyes and pretend you get 1 copy of someone you already had, if you're fine with that outcome then do it otherwise just hold the paid carats.If you're sparking some card banner or snacking an uma banner you really want then use the daily pulls
Cygames isn't that desperate for money because we don't have an uma that would abandon her career for her trainer yet
>>586389665Corporations usually do that when they need to gauge the public reception before slashing heads before looking badThey probably wanted isekaislop to be popular enough because it's so low effort and cheap to make and license
I Wanna Sex with (You)
>>586388989>at least 9 runs a daybro??? what club?
In 2 days I'm pulling the scam banner before redeeming this fatfuck
HEY DANCHUD I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.rank 450 suggests a significant increase in the quota is required. 2m daily/60m monthly does not feel unfair given the changing landscape. i'm five daily clanks with the expected rhythm of parent loops into ace builds as CM approaches with essentially zero farm runs and clearing it comfortably.cygames, fuck your filter. retards.
>>586389462she is the most powerful and cutest of uma is why>>586389483 >>586389665It's easily the biggest slop genre there is, 2nd MAYBE only to romcoms, if even that which I doubt.I have zero fucking respect for it as a "genre", actually good content being the needle in a haystack.I think of it like the games library for the PS2/Wii. 80% of it is pure bargain bin garbage.
>>586389994post in club chat or it's pointless bwo>waaah muh filtersjust draft it on the flagger retard
>>586389994post by an unemployed man, go hit the sweatshop owner with a firm handshake
>>586389341That's generic fantasy in general.Isekai is just a layer of wish-fulfilling on top.
>>586390000The thing with isekaislop is that when you think of that needle in the haystack, it's a kadokawa isekai.
>>586390078he posted it in the club chat as well retard
>>586390229Who?
oissu oissuumanko niceu
~400 million fans/month looking for at least A rank club, will leave if the club is unable to achieve that rank or higher for two consecutive months. I will do my part as long as you don't bother me with stupid shit, no I will not join a dicksword server, so don't even askI am on cooldown so you will have to wait 24 hoursID: 934962109234
>>586390190I really don't care about that, nor would I know, as the genre bores me to fucking death. It's the Battle Royale of Manga/Anime, overplayed to hell and back.And I say this as a very casual reader of a bunch of (jap only) romcoms
>>586389293Chiyo will fix all of that
>>586390297Open the chat and find out
>>586389994>uma&co>from "S this month" to "danchooouuu the quooota or we won't survive A+!!!!! pleeeaseeeee meltyingderb.png"lmao
need sexy uma
>>586389462She was literally just scratching her butt
>>586390387See >>586383862
>>586390454But he looked so smug while posing for it
>>586389994did you forget that nearly 1/3rd of the club was flatlining during double TPan increase is a given but dancho decides by how much
>>586390438sounds of PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>586389737Still In Love was a "break the glass in case of emergency" uma and was very successful
>>586390532She had to play it off
>>586390337The A+ clubs are going to break into your house to scout you nigga god damn. I would offer a spot in an A club but you literally can get into any club in the general that has a spot
Mittel ist mein Lieblingsrennen, Lieblingsrennen, LieblingsrennenWas ist dein Lieblingsrennen? Mittel, oder was?Spurt ist mein Lieblingsrennen,Lieblingsrennen,LieblingsrennenWas ist deinLieblingsrennen? Spurt, oder was?Einmal in derSzenar, Schmutz und LangZweimal in der Szenar Spurt und MeileDreimal in der Szenar Mittel, Ogurislopz, aberEinmal, zweimal, dreimal, viermal, fünfmal, sechsmal undSiebenmal in der Szenar, erreichte Distanz S nicht!
>>586390387only one, overly ambitious employee felt S-rank was possible and it was contingent on a temp employee that got headhunted. danchud also never sent the "go for S" memo. everyone else was more realistic.but yes, the unethical botters mean we need to take some action.
>>586390000how do you end up in a situation like this?
>>586390337Fucking RIP. There goes that D1 club. Was fun, N-san.
>>586390337I would really really like you on my club, but you should join /uma/ club bwo
>>586390337you could join /uma/ club (S-rank) but danchou wants people who actually chat in club chat and join the events which give you free carats anyway see >>586380416
>>586390337You can join /Uma/Club if you want an S club
>>586390337DANCHOOOOOOOOOOO WE NEED THIS ONE
>>586383862Does this mean mambo won in the end?
>>586390534The flatline is literally irrelevant.The question is, what is the optimal quota to filter bad actors who don't care about the game, but let lazyGAWDS stay.
>>586390337join whatever club you want that's not /uma/club
I feel like there's a lot of top slave in B+ club started getting woke
>>586390745What kind of events
>>586390337Tamadanchou stop being asleep
when you bring 2 end closers and 1 chud chaser holy hell this is the last time im falling for paceslop
>>586390867unironically the optimal quota is to not have quota but have a temperamental danchou who will kick bottom earns he doesn't like
>>586390337Danchou you could even kick me for this guy and I wouldn't be mad
>>586390913Races with unique themes
>>586391002But I don't want to be a danchou.
>>586390337DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm doubling the quota from 0 to 0t b+ dancho
>>586390913the events are just extra club races but danchou did start adding some 90's nostalgia type stuff like an irl club 5K and one where you had to do some meditation on youur own for 10 minutes
>>586390836We just barely made it into A+ as in minutes before the tally started. I dont know if you could call that winning
>all the top earners leave and join /uma/club. Boring. They're the Dodgers of /vg/.
>>586391002Just kick ALL flatliners and bottom earners Eventually the club will be great or implode and you're free from being a danchouwin-win
>>586390731It was. Sorry that it had come to this
>>586391128winning is winning
>>586391113How do you prove you did that
>>586391153But the dancho could not show up to the cup
>>586390975The reason you don't bring 3 backliners is so that no one eats your lunch by getting a lucky pace. Or even worse, a lucky late.
>>586390337MAMBODANCHO KICK THOSE BOTTOM EARNERS NYOW!!!!!!!!!
>>586390387this is not uma&co obsessed tranny
>>586391271honor system and you send it to an online form linked by danchou. the irl club 5k race/walk was actually super soulful seeing everyone's pictures
>>586390745>>586391113wtfI'd rather slave away at a quota than be forced to participate in team-building eventsis this 4chan or gaia
200~ mil/month looking for a club, and just like the other guy I don't give a shit for any funky side bullshit, I just want my free shit and chill in the game.So no, don't me to join some gaycoord or do special tasks, not going to happen. 24h Cooldown obviously in effect.ID: 914969167197>>586391182You have NOTHING to be sorry about lmao. You went above and beyond the last few months, shit is insane. There were points where I thought "I have a chance to keep up", then you pull 400mil last month.
>>586391427Proof?
>>586391419it is
>4 hours left until half TP is overEverything is meaningless
>>586391419It is?
I hate running I don't run My umas run
>>586390337>clubs are currently full but somewhere, some greedy danchou is feeling the itch to kick out that poor cute club mascot who logs in every two days... The itch grows stronger every passing minute...
DANCHOOOOOALL THE HIGH EARNERS ARE LOOKING FOR NEW SPOTSDANCHOOOOOOOOOO
>>586390337>>586391439Why don't you guys just ask your dancho to kick you so that you don't have to sit through the 24h cooldown?
>>586391531>>586391595proof?
>>586391640Pussies
>>586390337DANCHO, KICK ME AND GET THIS NEIGHA IN, QUICK
>>586391640Why bother? I really don't care enough to go through that
>>5863914275k probably takes me a few days accumulated movement
>>586391640Felt appropriate to pull the trigger myselfI think I will use those 24 hours to read some careers
>>586391703Here's your proof.
>>586391703
>your club could get 600M/month for the feasible cost of two flatties
All the B+ clubs giga earners are leaving... The slaves are getting sentient
>>586391892>edited screenshotmeh
Kris S bread pls
>1 pm in indonesia>botters are at it
>>5863914275k what?
>>586391292my poor pace chaser.....
>>5863920045k calories in one meal
HOLY
>>586391935someone do that, and not only because it would look funny
>>586391970Retard
>>586390337/Uma/ Club (S-ranku) has a spot if you want it saved for you just reply to this post, cooldown-san
>>586391128thats an epic underdog win if anything
>>586392121
How long does KS Miracle guts get use?
just run an unethical botter and never worry about A+ ever again, retards.
>>586391935oh no! anyway
>Recruits randos>Mandatory social discord eventswhy is /uma/club considered an /uma/ club
>>586391439>>586390337lol you guys go through all of this and get b+ anywaymy club didn't even break 1b total for the same gibs
>>586392206Too high IQ for /uma/
>>586392221they should be removed from the club list desu
>>586392206brown
bread?
>>586392206why not just make a club and fill it with 29 bots to carry you to ss gwo
no bread
>>586392206white
>>586392221>considered an /uma/ clubSince when? Feels like there is plenty of clubs with a discord or other garbage attached that USED TO invalid them in the early days.The whole "no discord allowed" rule was thrown out real fucking quick for some reason.
>>586392437They did and it got banned
>>586392206/uma/chan...
>>586392221>mandatorywrong>discordwrong again>>586392348Uma&Co and bricked are still there. leech seethe will never bring down /uma/
>>586392367you're calling him brown, not because he is (he is, btw) but because you want less competition.
>>586392175that looks familiar
>>586392221Its cult shit, if you ask me
>>586392468proofs?
>seethebe nice, he's doing his best to fit in
>>586390337with 400m you can actually just pick the club you want to join lmao, insane numbers
>>586390337Holy... i kneel...
>>586392221There needs to be a lightning rod so Indians don't spread around other clubs.
>>586391935I am 100% SURE someone from my club will leave tomorrow without saying anything, after these two are recruited
>/goy/club damage control division immediately deployedBe more subtle next time
/uma/club could unironically gun for S+ if that guy joins
>>586392786>>586392786>>586392786
>>586392701>these two are recruitedWho is second one?
>>586392828>>586391439
>>586392801>didn't update the new umayuru episoderetard
>>586392896I have 200 too though!
>>586392159ok I'll join
>>586392159i said no stupid shit not joining this gay club
I gotta say seeing the posts here make me neverEVERE V E Rwant to bother with a high ranked club, you currenposters are actually insane, especially when the clubs in this game dont even communicatePLEASE go look up the carat difference between A and A+
