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>>586480916she's literally a tourism ambassador she's supposed to make tourists her fans
Which umamusume is gonna rape you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1N1LdzqAL-drUnQ9Qna5n3E0gOvWpz6eCYzh_a66SGos
My trainee has a fat ass and saggy tits
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE :D
>>586481072thanks i'll keep this in mind for 2031
Newfag looking for a job I mean club promotion. Last month clanked 140 mln fans for the previous one. Still 10h left on timeout due to leaving so if you're down to have me and sent an invite then I ask you to be wait patientlyID: 303782102376
>tfw no brickey so no third frontDo I reallt have to use a rabbit?
>ex-mambro left on good terms and speaking well of the club>el flatterio deportedMambo is having a GOOD TIME today
>>586481045Elder Succubus
>>586481045>Kris S' used onahole
>>586481154I've been calling for his execution for weeks now
>>586481083Sup bro!
>>586481130NOT A!!! NOT A!!! GET HIM!!!
>>586481045she'll try, at least
>>586481201kys nobody is going to Uma & Co
>>586481045I'm gonna get sucked dry.....
>>586479863>>586479975I'll be on 24h cooldown if I leave but can I get a reserve and claim my promised Mambo spot?
no such thing as a good morning
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
https://litter.catbox.moe/spbao5ukk73n7i9p.mp4Anybody building a Dirt Maya?
>>586481256but we are the best club ever
>>586481275May I see some ID to check your papers pls
>>586481154Should have kicked Vicente as well and do a dual deportation, ay carumba!
>>586481275post id already retard
>>586481045It's ok
>>586481340>>586481352979517058077 pretty please?
>INDUSTRY INSIDER: Cygames Quietly Postpones ‘Grand Masters’ to Evade Impending ‘GTA 6’ Tsunami>TOKYO - In a move that highlights the immense gravitational pull of Rockstar Games’ upcoming release, Japanese gaming giant Cygames has internal plans to delay the global release of its highly anticipated upcoming scenario, Grand Masters. >According to anonymous sources speaking with URA Gaming Chronicles, the decision stems entirely from a desire to avoid a catastrophic market collision with Grand Theft Auto VI, which is locked in for a November 19, 2026 debut.
>>586481308its just waiting for you on the other side
>>586481045she will leg lock me
>>586481275dancho!?
>>586481414big if true
Keb was right
>>586481045
>>586481414Okay, yeah if you leave. Pinky promise you'll get the spot.
The rumors about illegal deportations -false! Sleepy kawa said that we decapitated then threw our bottom earner into the depths of hell - complete bollocks! lies! she's already going senile! We are hiring! And the news are fake!
>>586481136front pasa beckons...
>>586481414Get this one mambros he's a cool guy
>>586481357>brown'd
>>586481414DANCHO PLEASE GET HIM
>>586481442>>586481484Okay! I believe! I left just nyow.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT RECRUIT YET I SNEED TO SEE AT LEAST ONE TICKEZO CAVEMAN POST
>>586481560Ugly mare
>>586481560plappanopsis
>>586481572Its yours
the funny ads were promised to me 3000 years ago
falco where's your shadow???
>>586481717A TEIOBRO?!
>>586481717Thank you! The Mambo spot that was promised to me a year ago is finally real!
>>586481717TeioGOD
DANCHOU DEPORT ONE MORE FLATLINER SO WE CAN HAVE TWO CAKES AT ONCE
which clubs have had memorable ads
>>586481849only mambo makes ads
>>586481826We are happy to finally have. Now I dont have to feel bad anymore
i usually wait to 20 days before i purge someonet b+ dancho
Uma&Co WILL get to S this month
>>586481798more like honko tittymae
>>586481849CUMA
Mejiro Palmer :)
My danchou implemented a quota billions must die
>>586481849Honsefun ads are funny too
:)
>>586481913>lost another member
>>586481849just imagine trying to explain the context of this picture to someone new
I thought Mambo had promised a spot for an autisumabwo too if I'm not mistaken?
>>586481984Oh he was from there...
>>586482026DANCHOU DEPORT ANOTHER
>>586481023who?
>>586481845i am also in favour of kicking vincente v
Ma'am, that's sexual harassment
Good morning/afternoon
See mambwos, kicking flatliners is not hard at all...
Rice grabbed my ass in public and whispered that I was made for rape
umamusumeborn to rape
>>586482074Dont worry about it kittencallback to some retard who called himself that months ago
Thanks, nige
>>586481717>>586481572Mambros... im glad for you bros..
>>586482156Rice wouldn't do this
>>586481884roru I didn't mean to make you feel bad about it bwo! It was a funny meme that stuck with me Wasn't even planning on claiming it anymore 2 months ago but things happened. Still forever thankful for my first /uma/ club though, dancho is the best
>>586481045She doesn't even know what sex is..
>>586482235wut I thought you cant get card events in the finale
>>586481045YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>586482318it's very rare but you can
>>586482318>concert in two turnsGwo...
your mum finale
>>586481485KEK
>>586482318BlindGOD
>Failed a 4% before the finals qualifiers on an insane rainbowI should've bought energy
>>586481045>https://umamusu.wiki/OrfevreIs there any hope for me?
>>586482482>greedy gerald
>>586482376>>586482405SHUT UP
>>586482482always buy energy compared to stats it's cheap for the amount you get
Whats the correct setup for white kita? 3 speed 2 wit cards double stam legacy or 2 speed 2 wit 1 stam cards and one stam legacy
>>586482559Acutecute
>>586481045>https://umamusu.wiki/Blast_OnepieceFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>586481045Buono would never...
>>586482593Of you can run 3 speed 2 wit in GL then you should. Simple as
I slipped on a banana peel and i ended up landing on top of Gold City. She just laid there for a solid 5 minutes until i got up and she was all red and short of breath and mumbled something about how she couldnt get up because of how fat I am then sprinted away. That's odd... i am chunky, but i'm pretty sure i saw her lifting 800kg the other day...
>>586482593She's a medium uma she doesn't need stam cards unless it's Paama. She also has power growth so you can do some stam sparks without feeling like killing yourself like with OG Kitablack. 3 speed 2 wit is the way to go.
>>586481045https://umamusu.wiki/Gran_AlegriaMILEMANKOILEMANKO
>>586481045I can't see Duramente doing rapeIt will be completely wholesome, and I will be safe
>
i got lucky lilac that seems nice
>>586481045>EpiphaneiaI tried to reroll cause she's a bit ugly and got her again
>>586482808>He doesn't know
>3 free agents looking for a club since yesterday>poaches someone from a dying club anywayMambo is EVIL
>>586482923fuck you retard
>>586481045got the yankomanko yey
>>586482923>theraped.jpg
mares
>>586482923BasedRyan is still more ugly though
>>586482923Gay
>>586482980Uma&Co is going for S rank though
>>586483040Ryan has big tiddies and strong thighs, also she doesn't have a bald spot
>>586482980>poaches someone from the club with a schizo that will have a melty over thismambo is actually based?
>>586482980they should kick more flatliners and hire the free agents
Is this the second trainer Mambo has poached from Uma&Co?
>"I Don't Know" the Reason for DefeatJust like my /uma/ posts!
>>586482923cygames knew literally NOBODY would roll for her so they gave her a literal human rights inherit that cant be borrowed, thats how ugly she is.
>>586481045rape?more like MARRYwe can both seethe together over being gifted children who failed to live up to their potential
Why are you guys so mean to Epi...?
>>586483090>also she doesn't have a bald spotConvincing argument
>>586482980the spot was promised to him 3000 runs ago
>>586483190>the uma&co to /uma/ club poaching pipeline: a mambomentary
>>586482593You wait Grand Masters and use a guts deck
>>586481045Oh haha very funny
>deport 2 spics>mambo instantly becomes a 250-300 clubwtf trump was right???
>>586483286I don't see a single Epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi post in here
>>586483423They need to deport more
>>586483435now there is, at least she has good fashion sense
uma0app b+ require 1 torenastabilitycomfortmediocrity
>uma&co fucking dying>mambo thrivingI am so happy
>>586483208Maybe she wasn't fast enough?
>>586483315No I need carats for that wit card…
almost killed the run
I'm hungry
>>586483546The funny thing is that FY had the highest top speed in the race lol
>>586482980speaking of 3 free agents, there's a club which is 27/30 right now... haha... they could... maybe... join them...?
>>586483665Which club?
he was literally begging for his spot for months.... we dindu nuffin....
>>586483706A club that is going for S this month
>>586483728Begging? For a spot? In MAMBO?
>>586483787Ah, "that" club. Ew.
>bot>don't get to S rank anywayV is the raped
>>586483787homsefun is going for s???
Another million for the honor of my dancho.
sex porn sexy pornumamusume
>>586483787MAMBO IS GOING FOR S???
Isnt it ironic that the "Another milion fans for mambo" poster used Pasa for the fan runs and then they deported all the latinos in the club
>>586483983Unironically, what would be needed to aim that high?
>>586481045She's not that dangerous, right?
call me a frontrunner the way I'll pull fans in the first week so I can flatline later on
>>586484060neth... i was only joking...
>>586484074that's a dog
>>586483983Sambo?
>>586484060Too much, like the whole club needs to perform like the top 3
>>586484060literally purge half your club, replace it with 200mil earners and put a 200mil quota just to have a shot at S rank, not exaggerating
someone else should leave uma&co, just for fun you know
why is Mambo still alivethey were meant to suffer
>>586484315the more you hate us, the more resilient we become
>>586484308......Maybe not now
I made it into round 2 A group and I am afraid
>>586484479It's a casino you will luckshit at least 1 win it's fine
>>586484479literally impossible to get 0/40 in the sprint casino my 95% WR team literally lost to 1 SS clanker dont worry sweaty
I told Light Hello to fuck off on accidentif I inherit S Sprint I'm gonna be upset
morning
>>586484617morning!
I left for four months and this place did not change much
V should leave uma&co and get blacklisted by every /uma/ club
>>586484758He already is blacklisted and Uma&Co will continue to bleed members until he's stuck in a B+ club of his own or get banned for botting it.
Hit me up with /uma/ club tierlist
>>586484617GoooooooodMoooooooorning!!!!!
>>586483904Pretty sure botting that many runs takes more than 350 carats a month without half tp 2x rewards so even if you do rank up you don't really gain anything. Might lose carats, even.
>>586484616just highroll the tokens gwo
>>586482808>I can't see the NTR vantagonist doing rape
>>586484825Mambo - cool clubthe others - not cool
I can tell by her mocking tone that she's making fun of curren hoe. But i cant prove it
>>586484973wtf I wanna join mambo now
>>586484825all clubs are cool except the gay erp one
>>586485064many are saying this
taishin kicking my shin
>>586485258I take stud fees toohit me up
>>586485367How much?
>>586484693Hi, V.
umamusumesi like them
now what
sekkusu?
I'm going to lose finals.
>>586485629post orenjis
>>586485629Offer carrots and rye grass at your personal shrine to Shiraoki-sama for good luck on rolls
Is croix washed
>>586485629Mambo while lower in rank is the better A+ club than uma&co
>>586484839corrvct
I'm out of borrowsyawn
>>586485684bend over slut
>>586485713good plan
>>586485791pearl sexo
>>586485629kick another bottom and give a home to the homeless
>>5864856297!
>>586485707wtf bamboo memory is strong?
Uma&co is gonna have a real quota this month
>>586485890sigh
>>586485747Uma&Co is a temporarily embarrassed S club not an A+ club
>>586485890Danchou won't enforce it because he is a pussy and a fag
>>586485837>7Do it.
>>586485870The strongest.
>>586485980yeah and I praise him for it like the little good boy he is
>>586485258Horse owners are essentially pimps.Torena, do you pimp out your umas, or fuck her yourself?
>>586485870procs very neatly as end, makes tracen cheer half redundant even
cheer more like rape
I hate Sakura Chiyono so much.
UMA UMA SAMBA
>>586485984>4Don't do it.
>>586485984KILL VINCENTE
>>586485870
>>586482728>coal burner
>>586486138qrd on why you want to kill mexican V?
7 and
>>586486096/uma/club bwo...
>>586486138If danchou kills two more flatliners I'll rejoin mambo and fanfarm the whole month
Neth...execute order no. 44
>>586486203nyoniverse soon
>>586483208Forever Fraud
>>586486294>4
A club is going to fall apart, but you didn't hear it from me
>>586486290If Mambo danchou kills 2 more flatliners and this anon rejoins, I'll quit my club and join with him to fanfarm for Mambo.
my trainee said all the chairs in my office have bad feng shui so she has to sit on my face
>>586486382Yeah Mambo
>>586486382Is it the one that lost 3 members this month
>>586481045Genuinely, what can she even do?All I see is her being a lazy a fat fuckShe'll do nothing
>>586486382umaggbwos...
>>586485791>>586485835>tranny hag
>>586486382
>>586485742We can blame it on the jockey switch
>>586486382please be uma&co please be uma&co please be uma&co
WAHT THE FUCK
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really erally really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>586486570poached by mambo
>>586486570Holy shit
>>586486570NYOOOOOOOOh nvm, he left last month
>>586486570His spot in Mambo was promised to him last year...
>>586486570Finally grew some balls
>>586486570he belongs to mambo now...
>>586486624kiss doko?
drama???
>>586486578
jpiggers got zoom feature?
>>586486302wrongnot soon enoughshe's so far away
>>586486782ROUND
I want to kiss her belly through the gap in her shirt.
>>586486782
>>586486872Whore
I love Nishino Flower
>>586486697no he didn't, he gained fans this month
>>586486570the V effect
>>586486570>going to mambothat's a choice I guess
AhhhhI want to visit the Ocean
she's so adorable...
i want to visit my face in bakshin crotch
>>586486697bwo open the club chat
>>586487013better than uma&co
What is Stego appeal?
>>586487146better how?
Why does the Spe-clan have the clover aesthetic anyway, are they one of us?
>>586487146totally why he's been there for 11 months
tosen jordan and gold city image
>>586487203>>586487198
>>586487203Rank for starters
>>586487273
>>586487121Im at work...
>>586487146there is no * in the club
>>586487203no *less targeted schizo postingmostly bantzmore infamy in a good way
>>5864872544 g1 winsthat's all
>complain to /uma/ about gain,>ask about crats for tp refresh last thread>decide to give it a try for once>get 30 and 25 carats in the last two refillsthe secret to carat farming is.... whining on /uma/?
>>586487336I don't have a good feeling about this...
>>586487254She's a chud so in a way, yeah.
>>5864873832 to 4 only matter if you have no ballsFitting for this thread I guess
>>586487203fun clubV is not in itharmless funposting compared to actual hatred about the clubV is not in it
>>586487291they finished lower last month and have a lower rank right now even tho uma&co is missing 3 members
>>586487254It's a reference to the horse's 4 G1 wins, and that she's the luckiest girl in all of Japan
I have confession... I am the doxxanon
I funpost about Mambo but I like Mambo members
>>586487453someone sounds butthurt
>>586487273jordan is for sex because she loves youshichi is for revenge abuse because she is perpetually disgusted by you
>>586487528
>>586487528Shoe...
>>586487254It mainly represents 4 G1 victories. You also can go beyond and head canon additional meaning to it, like:>The leaves have been used by Christians to represent hope, faith, love and luck.Sounds vague enough to fit into her story.
>>586487549Ugly stallion
>>586487559
>>586487528alright V
Which uma is for rape?
so when do I get to actually use these carats I've been stockpiling to pull on somethingthe upcoming guts support seems like a bad decision, the marvelous sunday ssr would be nice because I don't have any good speed supports but it looks to my ignorant ass like i'd need four copies to get use out of it and even if I blew everything I had, I would only have like a 55% chance to get four copies
>>586487185Cute. Cool. Voice like butter. Somewhat of a tragic character when you don't train her, a very
what do you MEAN they filled up again within 30 minutes aieeeee the funny ads kick someone else NOW
>>586485791
>YouTube music recommended uma samba I'm cooked
>>586487703get umas you like
>>586487559>training the retarded uma
>>586487727Thats all you gonna get>>586481340>>586481275
>>586487703for the last time, ramonu witor umaroll
>>586487721Whoops I meant to quote >>586486782 and was going to remove the response entirely. I want to go back to bed but I need to work.
>>586487767it did that because it's popular
>>586487775No, meta only. Dong brick him by telling him to have fun with the game.
>>586487185cute smol looking girl, but with a mommy voice and cool vibes
>>586487775Meta > Waifus
>>586487727who the hell are you talking about
>>586487703ramonu ssr wit next month and then maybe minoho borbon wit one month later
>>586487856>>586487721Ugly boy
>>586487703The guts card is fine at 0LB but you can just gamble with paid dailies.>but I need to puuuuuuuuuulllllllllno you don't
leave him alonehe's happy
>>586487856She does not have a mommy voice, though it is very handsome.
>>586487856>mommy voiceNo
KRIS S PAIZURI
>>586487952I might convert to sweepismin a sex way, not a botting wayI couldn't run from my SEA roots
>>586487952Sweepy sexooo
gun blast through my head
>>586487991SYMBOLI KRIS SEX
die
>>586487804and that's expected at the end of the month or in early december?>>586487775getting umas i like but being unable to train them effectively makes me feel like a bad trainer>>586487931i'd just kinda like to pull on something, you know. feel like there's some amount of progress to be madeis kinda disappointing that the best gameplay decision for the next month is to just run autotraining without thinking while waiting
>>586488053no sex before marriage anon
>>586486191being the next lowest earner to el kickedsterio
>>586488050anheromama...
Rickey's throbbing, sweaty, HOT umanko
>>586488096Early December, like December the 1st kinda early.
>>586488119obviously
all good now
>>586488096>just want to pull somethingovercoming your urges and practing carrat retention is more important than learning anything about the actual game, mechanics and all
hokko on my cocko
Cute!
>>586488310>whore
Sweep on my hip
>>586488352
>>586487991>>586488053SEX??? WITH AUTISTIC UMAS???
>>586488217Gj Bakushin bro, you alright
>>586488352but that isn't shichi?
>>586488310retard gyaru love
JIGSU WAhttps://jiggie.fun/8AkVrphttps://jiggie.fun/8AkVrphttps://jiggie.fun/8AkVrp
>>586488465All members of the gyaru squad are whores.
There is no way S+ or SS clubs are carat positive compared to A+ given that you have to carat refresh multiple times a day to be able to run so many runs and that probably excedes the carat difference between ranks
>>586487553maybe on planet conformist
>>586488579You don't play the game keep sitting in your stupid armchair
>>586488352Cute whore
>>586488662ok v
my spell is working
>>586486191bottom 2 earner since july
>>586488662I dont need to, the game plays itselfI still make more carats per month in profit than those scrubs, I just dont show up on the leaderboard
>>586488617>Chad Thundercock's cumrag
>>586488779God I love fat umas
>>586488765Stop using the tranny
peter the horse is here....
>>586488765keep using the auntie
>>586488946
>>586487185she only has appeal if you're a gay pedophile
>>586489028horny horse
>>586488662Bro is ruining his carat stash to go from A+ to A
>>586488779
fat umas?
>>586489170That's a boy
odds leave my clubevens stay0 ask my danchou for a kick
>>586489351LET'S GOOOOOO
>>586489351you won't do it
>>586489232Are you sure?
>>586489351mambwo nyo...
>>586489351nyo...
>>586489158>gay pedophilebased
Kissies?
>>586489458>boy with plastic implants
>>586489418>>586489415I just did, it will helpt he club at the end.
But jodan want her trainer?idkI don't have her to know her career
>>586487185pocket onahole
Is 60k carats enough saved for Ramonu
Nonnies~ The weather is getting quite cold..
>>586488152this needs urgent correction
>>586489158>peak american mentality
>>586489618mambros.....
>>586489618>Check my club>Israel I guess Mambo will be recruiting another trainer once danchou wakes up
>>586489718>size of a little boy >voice of a little boy >looks of a little boy >fashion sense of a little boy You're not only gay but a pedo
>>586489351mambwo...
sleeve job...
;_;7
>>586489653>Drawfag is a Doberfag and ERPer
>>586489351do and post proof, you coward
>>586489831>see cute petite tomboy>thinks about children
>>586489887Not the cat
>>586489650it's enough for a 58% chance to mlb her. But there's a decent chance you'll only get 2 or 3lb as well. So saving a crystal for her would probably be wise
>>586489976>cute no
I need to take an umamusume as my wife...As Azuma demanded but my trainee absolutely despises me even though she won so much, I know that...
>>586490228No
>>58648965012k + 4 crystals is enough. Surely you have 4 crystals?
>>586490228Rubytore
>>586490045>58%would you click fat and juicy training with 42% chance to fail?would you take 58% shot that potentially can cascade into mass casualty event if it misses in XCOM:EW Long War?
>>586490228Ramonutore...
>>586489887-1 fat fuck
>>586490228https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12324344
what about ohamanko?
>>586490428>would you click fat and juicy training with 42% chance to fail?yeshalf the time it works. Half the time it bricks the run. but it's simply not realistic to budget 90k for every supoka. Sometimes you have to go 400 and hope for the best. If I get lucky and MLB Ramonu in 400, it guarantees me an MLB Wit Bourbon in 200. and I luckshitted the past 3 uma banners, so I'm up 75k carats now.
I love silence suzuka
I failed nnn...I was too tired to nut
>>586491140proof?
>>586491342I can't post that
>>586490228well, what's your type? tell us, especially if you are into your current trainne's looks so we can give you an uma who is just as pretty, but is very much for you
>>586490428if it's a triple rainbow and i'm not capping im clicking on it idgaf
Suzuka wouldn't be silent during sex
>>586491109You can roll first spark (with discount from free rolls) and see how many you got. Then decide to skip it completely or roll another 200. But it's for long term, if you want it NOW then just roll.
>>586481072thanks
i love my danchud
>>586491408personally, i think it's worth dumping this bitch
>>586491412she would come first though, my goat never accepts finishing second
>>586491408
>>586491527You know you can hide the name with the cross on screen right?
>>586491535we can add Ramonu to the list of anti-torena umas, like Shichi and Dober. I love it. Separate the retards from the knowers.
I'M GOING IN
>>586491519>shortstack
>>586491535It's really funny how this screenshot about the bad ending one shot so mant people lmao
>>586491656why dober? she's the most obvious tsundere in the game, second only to daiscaShichi is just a genuine bitch, and reading in advance through ramonu's career, it is clear that they're the ones who are the samenot dober.dober is mega for you, she just takes much mofe effort than mostmeanwhile, shichi would not even give you a proper christmas present after the three years you spent with her
>>586491832She hates men
>>586491832retard
*Opening gametorah for the first time*"Hmm, I wonder why there's a marker showing 777m left on the course map"
>not only daughterwives but also ones with longslop races
>>586491731are sexy as fuck
>>586491832>Gold City is nothing but a turbo bitch to (You)exactly. what the fuck is her problem?
>>586492071She did nothing wrong here.
>>586491765bwo you havin' a stroke?
>>586491765well, luckily i'm a unity people
>>586492049vampire rice is not that hard and maya can do end, but it's still a fun comp
>>586492117her torena is equal parts earnest simp, clueless retard, and accidental gigachad. Perfect comedy
How do you only have 6k fans on day 1? should I kick you?
>>586491832>>586491945...men
Ramonu would spam online forums how trainers dating umas is pedoDober would hatesex (you) to prove a point and then become the most submissive bitch known to umankind
>>586492242mambwo...
>>586492036gee... I wonder why...
does 1 front 2 pace have a tactical advantage over 3 pace
>>586488096>just want to pull on somethingBoth Grand Live and the previous scenario MANT are seen as save scenarios because there are very few cards that come out that you actually need or even want. Aside from the Tachyon banner I havent rolled on a card since the Kitasan rerun in like November/December last year and have been able to make A finals every time in cm. Things will be different in future scenarios, especially when they get cut down to just being 4 months (~3 months for us) instead of 6 since every new scenario comes with a card you'll want to pull. If there are no umas you like then we're just in a drought phase, which I am very thankful for because I have the type of autism that like seeing numbers go up and saving over 200k carats has given me good brain chemicals.
good morning bros. One day I will not be a total shitter at this game
>>586492293No, Ramonu would tie you up on a race course, put fake turf on you with a whole cut out for your dick and then rape you there so she can pretend she's fucking the race course
>>586491408>>586491580WHY DID YOU REPOST?
there is no way umamusume can sustain the kind of power creep and cash grab banners that jp is doing
>>586492370Yeah, not only you're bringing more than 1 pace you also put one more uma in front of them to guarantee that they are more fucked and running solo front runner at the same time. Its as good as it can get strategically.
No wonder they gave Gold City the story they did. GodDAMN that's a gorgeous horse
>>586492501good morn-... is that FALCO?
>>586491678
>>586492596too much carrot cake, looking a lil bloated
>>586492071for some reason, this uma thought it was not enough to spook me with her og outfit, so she used her new year alt to sabotage my rolls for the cheerleadersand this event in particular has always left me absolutely flabbergastedno matter how many times I slowly read through the scene, I just couldn't find any wrongdoing on torena's side that would warrant such an outburstwould she have preferred it if he didn't come along the shoot after all?
>>586492551blonde hair on a brown horse is kinda crazy
>>586492370it keeps you from pace promoting and potentially brocks you. 1 end is better because it makes it easier for your paces to be in position while still having a real 3rd ace
>>586489351but why....
>>586492742>broo dont run a front runner haha how about an end insteadender hands wrote this posti think i will instead push the pack forward
Neo Universe is able to see into other universesShe uses this power to summon cosmic energy to run slightly faster in her races
>>586492671>brownchestnuthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaxen_(color_variant)Taiki was the same
useless old hag, lmao https://x.com/OtakuLabJP/status/2117168349390274877
>>586492562>>586491678why are you frontrunning in a CM where angling and scheming cannot activate?
>>586492658>no matter how many times I slowly read through the scene, I just couldn't find any wrongdoing on torena's side that would warrant such an outburstShichi is very, very close to acting like a genuine 3DPD woman. I still like her a lot, but it's a bit of a headache to deal with. >why was she madit's not immediately clear, but an anon who speaks woman translated it here >>586492241
>>586492852im running triple pace acktually
>>586492501This is the sexiest Falco has ever looked
>>586492551>>586492671>gyaru in-game>gyaru irl
>>586489887i feel sadder for the cat than i did haru the horse dying
>>586492901NTA but I spent 100 TP energy to get my loopas and I'm gonna use them
This month I'll also support danchode and our comfy club15m a day isn't hard at all
JP horses that went to BC will be coming back home on the 4th
>>586492901nta but Suzuka is my oshi so I run her any chance I get. Oonige isn't very good on this track though, she only has a 12% WR. But those victories are oh so sweet.
>>586492959she'd be sexier without clothes tbqh
>>586493025A day? I'm a fan farmer and that's a lot
>>586491535>>586491765it's not as direct but it's true, ramonu is just a race freak, if you are also a race freak you get to have bed breaking sex every night
>>586492242One McQuE-en run and a daily race, thank you and see you tomorrow
>>586492901My Curren and Fuji couldn't do shit and end up below 6th.
>>586493098AIIEEE! My agenda of Ramonu not liking tore-chan(male)!
time for the monthly humiliation ritual
sex with hags
>>586493242Enjoy your Eishin Flash
Be on time!
>>586493242I got one SSR from this so far it was goldship stamina
>>586493242if you already have creek and fine motion there is no point in getting these
>>586493242I completely forgot about thesenever got anything from them
>>586493098nonono, that is—she just meant—.... mouuuuu, when I say ramonu won't fuck you, I meant it, seriously!!!!
List of viable strategies:2 fronts 1 whatever1 pace 2 late/end3 late/endList over
Semen retention status?
>>586493545https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12334450
>>586493395NTA but I did get Eishin for the third month in a row
Safe this week once again
List of viable strategies (real):>my trainee's>umanko>on my dicklist. over.
>>586493657Wao
How do you call this?
>>586493657
>>586493395>>586493529>>586493486>>586493553yeppers srfuji kisexy sr
>>586493654got my gemsgot 1.06m from the first run
I have an SS and SS+ I could refine, but maybe I can still hold out for GM.
>>586493750>How do you call this?ESL hours
>>586493856Not nice
>>586493657this is why we love donna more than that slut
Dailies my beloved
>>586493937For prosperity's sake, it should be >What do you call this?
>>586492551For a horse that was considered to be an extremely beautiful, it's strange that there are barely any photos of him on net.
>>586493937Try harder next time
race is funny
Semen retention complete
>>586493856KEK.A.ROOOOOO
>ramonukeks
>>586493972https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12214056
ITS A NEW DAY
>>586494241>9 minutes lateretard
>>586494089IMO that still sounds a little awkward/ESL.>What is this <description of thing> called?>What do you call that?Both are more common
Hello brosGoodbye bros
people think this is an esl general(full of seafags) but its actually an esl general(full of krauts)
Fuck, shitty daily roll, i wanted Teio
>>586494528Fück, he's onto us
>>586494426I guess it depends on the context in which it's used. I could hear either mine or yours and wouldn't consider it strange.t. bong
rare dailies
>>586494528yuropeans are too prideful to let someone expose them as ESL. No chance.
>586494729>br*tish
>>586492765if you're from my club and want a real answer: pressure was put on members, members who had been in a comfy club, much longer than me, due to silly expectationsif you remove one of the retards who helped create these false expectations, the club can aim to be comfy instead of whatever that announcement is aiming for, not blaming danchou though he already has a hard time figuring out what to do, think of it as a trolley problemif it sounds retarded is because I am, at the end I left it to luck since I like the club
I repeat this every long or sprint CM, but this game was CLEARLY built first and foremost to only ever make sense in a medium race, especially the derbyEvery mechanic just breaks down completely both in long races or sprint races, especially position keep
>>586494768Ugly boyuma
>>586494528I don't think anything about this thread at all
How much FP does the 50x gyaru stars costs again? Need to start rationing
It's finally over
>>586494983AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH DORIJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586494983AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH DORIJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586494701do you think phalaenopsis is responsible for, you know...
>>586494515God I love it when Kita does her rape stare I want to be pinned down and sexed violently by a horse girl highschooler
>>586494827And then they introduced front + hog slop on medium, well done cygames.
>>586494962Good, thinking is bad.
>>586494768sex
>>586494820it does sound retarded because I think this pressure you are imagining is all in your head and I'm sad to see you go due to something that silly. 30mill is still very comfy.....At least we'll still see each other in jong rooms.....
>>586493984That's my wife
are we seiyuuposting right now?
Rickey looks like her head would be empty but she's actually smart
bwos what if I lose my CM plat streak
>>586495316She's not smart she's copano
>>586495331Don't worry, you won't be loved even if you keep it
>>586494820We'll miss you, thanks for the fan guide
>>586495316Sure
>>586495331remember, anyoneven triple crowns end up losing a race eventuallynot even the peerless goddess, Almond Eye, couldn't keep an undefeated streak forever
>>586494983I'm glad they didn't come to America
This card is good, right? I didnt get gaslit into spending all my FP upgrading this for nothing I hope
>>586495487people swore up and down it would be used for guts decks but i have never had any success with guts decks
>>586495415rickey seiyuu is as chinky as rickey herself...>>586495445dorija wasn't part of the world tour. only the umas who have animes, or have appeared in the animes
>>586495487One of the strongest guts and roamer cards in the game, although guts decks are fucking dead for another month due to grand live slop
For the dirt cm A is enough or should I get at least 3 dirt pinks and the rest to mile?
>>586495487You will use it a lot in GM
So who was it that left mambo?
Tamabros, this might be a good time to consider the merge...
>>586495591>>586495554>>586495628I'll consider it an investment then
>>586495571That's Daring Tact's seiyuu
My very own if lose, win... Planned on bringing her to sprint but it wasn't meant to be. But I'll bring her to dirt. Time to prep for end closer parents>>586495487She will shine during GM and L'arc I think, especially for newcuties
>Right has much better stats, but whiffed Head-OnSurely it's good enough?
>>586495662Begone, foul demon
>>586495554They were quite good in URA/Unity
>>586495487pfft
what is with this guts GM shit
>>586495685>She will shine during GM and L'arc I think, especially for newcutiesWhy would a roaming guts card be good, ever?
should I roll tachyon banner one time if I have her lb1?
>>586495775in GM you want to max 4 stats instead of 3you won't train stamina unless the track is 2400m or longer
>>586495775anon gm is the third time a new scenario will be introduced and this is the third time we've gone through "guts will be important next scenario"how are you not used to it by now
>>586495840Whats your speed card situation? Do you like pace chasers? Will this impact your Ramonu funds?
>>586495831>Why would a roaming guts card be good, ever?Urara has 15TE, in GM there is a gimmick where you can get rainbows on ALL cards sitting anywhere, so you can get like a strong speed rainbow of a guts card, a wit card, and a speed cardTE cards will be sick for that
>>586495831Can you at least check before spouting bullshit>inb4 50 prio is roaming vwo!!
>>586495775as best as I understand it:>capping speed is easier because 1500 is much easier to reach than 1600>capping wit is easier thanks to Ramonu + Finemoan>stam is easier to get, allegedly>ditto power>so you bring a guts card since you don't need to train stamina or powerI'm not very convinced, honestly.
heh too ez
>>586495487It was really good for true cardlets in unity and ura. Now not so sure.
>>586495894I like some of themI only have 4,425
her budding blossoms....
The Haru doubters are free to cleat the card anytime
>>586496018not sure why I had it in my head that Urara had 0 speprio, my bad
Danchou... there's a 400M AND a 600M guy wandering on the streets... we could be a S club, you know...
>the club that promised me a spot just denied my applicationis this how stateless refugees feel?
I am sure someone out there cleated free SSRs for useless SR cards
>>586496018Yes because it's not additive it only adds that percentage
>>586496205mambwo....
>>586496205Rice posters deserve this
>>586496110If you have 4k carats then the answer to "should I roll on X" will always be no
>>586496178Probably the 0 friendship gauge, that's her biggest pain point
>>586496205Now you know how that singaporean tranny asylum seeker felt like when he was told he's being deported back to a country with a gdp/c of $110k
>>586496205First come first served bitch
>>586496138I'm somewhat of a hoarder, so I never cleat anything. I didn't even cleat the Tickezo welfares/CP shop cards, and they're some of the most worthless pieces of shit in all of supoka. sorry Tickezo.......but your cards suck and so do you
it is an uma eat uma world
>>586496192>1B fans on the street for nobody to pick up
>>586496360I run Chikezo because I love the all body all ghost gold skill
>>586496340happens to the best of us
Sex with gigahag?
>>586496192Why would you pick up a botter?
>>586492901because machan is good and sexy
>>586496525SIR YES SIR!!!!
another million fans for mambo!we start this new month strong!new members! new challenges!my life for mambo!
>>586496525A kid for each year of her life
>>586493242never give up
Orferve is cute
>>586492901because
>>586496631Anon I dont think your salary as a trainer can afford that
danchud you fucking bitch ass niggado it
plap plap
>>586496525Converting to Shintoism for her
>>586496525Not before she wins a graded race
>>586496698I'll do what it takes. They deserve it.
>dude kitasan alt is so broken>0 greens for proc groundwork
>>586496839your parents?
>>586496734THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>586496839your giga front parents?
>>586496839>free dd pp gw
>>586496839Your ZRR and Finemoaner?
>>586496839>baby's first day training frontscute...
>>586496839We rolled because she's sexy.
>>586496839bwoooo your Mantblazer parent for fronties doko?
>>586496839I rolled her for my pacechuds
>>586496839just borrow a parent with all greens and you're good
>>586496839>complaining even with training wheels
>>586496839Can't wait to see this nigga malding about white Kita next medium cm
>>586496734
Next uma I'll draw:1-2 - Helios3-4 - Dober5-6 - Neo Universe7 - Fatco8-9 - Digitan0 - Curren
Was Dober always the queen of /uma/ or did it slowly happen?
>>586497305>stinky evil neicha pisses and shits all over the track
>>586497303>DoberI know she already is but please make her look stupid
>>586495884>"guts will be important next scenario"no one has said this
>>586497303Hell yeah, love Dober
>>586495487gonna give actual advice to you newcutieguts Urara is the only decent guts support in the entire game right now, but you won't use her for at least an entire year because guts builds aren't a thing until 3rd anniversary when guts Orfevre comes out. and for all the RETARDS who cleated her you can buy her back alongside other outdated cards like Kita, Creek and FM for like 5 bucks
>>586497303can i see a previous drawing of yours?
>>586495487>stamina gold skillit was always useless and always will be.
why is guts urara "good" when you are not getting skills at all? or that what make her good?
>>586495487you can't really ask much for guts or free cards, but 15% TE is nice when she lands in other trainings
>>586496679holy insane
>>586497572You only get raw stats instead of useless hints, yeah that's good.
dumb question when you are "looping" parens you should do it only with your own umas and not a guess?
>>586497303Are you this based anon? I love your drawings
>>586497572If she had usable hints or a gold she would have been on a paid banner
What's a good album to listen while I redo my TT uma?
>>586497401I have said it
>>586497853Idk dude whats your taste in music?
>>586497765I remember someone had the full image with all umas he drew, please some kind anon post it
so is 1500 power or 1200 guts better next scenario
>>586486382you didn't need to do this.........
twitter feed filled with jp zooming in on the umas and im bored of it already
>>586497853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4FTbGiB1rQ
>>5864980471201+ power is enough and guts will continue to be a meme stat
When GM drops I think I will run a Sweepy SR, Tachyon, Urara guts, CB wit deck to see how much a full +SP deck gives Any good +1/2sp speed/wit borrows?
>clubdacchi got sent to Tomakomaiit's over...
>>586497736Ideally you should do it with your own umas if you got the ggparents for it to make usable grandparents. But in order to start making good ggparents you gotta borrow cracked ggparents first to get it going
>>586498148Nakayama Festa wit
>>586497968Mostly rock, heavy metal and jpop
>>586497853Uma samba
>>586498240Try some Galneryus
>>586498163Is that close to the Satono island?
>>586486382mambwo nyo...
>>586498051it's pretty understandable so I can't be mad at them.
>>586498148
>>586498010
>>586498240Deloused in the Comatorium (The Mars Volta)The (Tricot)The Voice Between us (Fulusu)
>>586489351>>586494820I'll reverse it if you come back, but if you have other reasons for leaving, I understand. We'll miss you!
>>586498240Roselia
>>586498445absolute soul
Pls join Haythere, it's a comfy club with good peoplest.former member
Running ads. New simslop/notumalatorhttps://x.com/AlmondEyeEX/status/2117256335301448124
>>586498598If that's true then why are you a former member?
>>586498240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rd8eSrsMdY
Best cards to borrow for dirt cm skill farming?
>>586497736For starters, you use a borrowed uma with cracked skills with one of your best umas. You essentially throw shit at the wall until it sticks, so you get a "usable" parent. (this is usally a grandparent 2* blue minimum with essential skills)Now the decent parent is used for the borrows, again until something sticks and you get a good parent.This is the point where you get 2 options: you either settle with the good parent + borrow for aces, or try to make even better parents. This is VERY difficult mind you, as you'll burn down through careers.Usually the endgame is that you have a good parent pool on your own, so you can purely focus on borrowing for ace, considering other people are usually way deeper in this burning carats for this too.
>>586498598seconding this. im not ex or current haythere but i did tell their danchou to post lewd rudolf onsen in club adverts one time and the madlad actually did it
wtf.... you promised me a mambogeddon not an everything-elsegeddon....
>>586498340>>586498496>>586498516>>586498671Thank you, I will report back in 22 hours
>>586498746I lied.
guts cards will eventually be good, I know I was wrong when I shilled ayabe guts and tickezo guts, but kys miracle will be meta, or my name is no longer Oguri Cap.
>>586498634To check how it is in other clubs and i went to A+ club
Which uma would let you sniff their feet cuz they know it gets you going
>>586498445Umazing, thank you!
>>586498445omg you drew a digitan too?! very very cute
>>586498807Crazy to think prostitution and eugenics are shamed upon for humans but horses can get all that good stuff legally
>>5864987467 and it will actually happen
>>586498746You'll get uma&cogeddon instead
>>586498964Wonder Acute nursing handjob and she pats my head after I cum and tells me I did good
>>586498445Uokka's boots aren't big enough
>>586497968May I suggest Release Hallucination
>>586498598I can also attest to this. Nice atmosphere and I liked my time there. t. also former member>>586498634NTA but for me it was because I was a newer member and came to the conclusion that I was starting to develop opinions of what I thought the club could achieve if it tryharded as much as I did, but realizing that wanting to place those expectations on other members, both while being a newer member but also when it was a "chill club" with no quota, would've been selfish and antithetical. Have experienced that with too many spaces to want to perpetuate those acts by my own hand
>>5864973031-3 -- b/w4-6 -- a little bit of color7-9 -- watercolor0 -- digital
>>586499129>not enough to stay there tho
Loves Only You is moving to America to be bred...
>>586499160Agnes...
well, guess I was smart to do my pull plan with my club ranking set to A...
>>586499119meant for >>586497853I'm a little dumb
>>586499217Big black stallions
>>586499160fuck
>>586498579>>586498964>>586498965thank you!>>586499117there's an edit out there with bigger boots
finallytime to keep looping for better pinksI don't care about blues at this point
Dahby winner turns heads
>>586499160
>>586499193I've seen too many wow guilds implode for that same reason to want it to happen to the club
>>586498746tamageddon was promised and it's happeningumaggeddon has a nice ring to it too
>>586499521when will uma musume introduce events where the club needs to all work together to succeed
>>586499193I love my bros so much I left them for 350 carats
Every club I go to dies :(
>>586499740450 actually
>>586499621uma musume club v. club battlegrounds in the style of TT
>>586499840maybe it's you
>>586499840mambwo....
>>586499840Just like Rice
>>586499840evil rice nigger
>>586499940I suck on these every night
Every club I go to thrives :) after I leave
life used to be simple
>>586499840Mambwo
>>586499840join /uma/ club
>>586499940this guy's grok edits suck but at least he can't fuck up the hot springs ones too badly
>>586499740the "i love my bwos" thing feels like something they just say to not get namedropped or whatever. desperately trying to not let the currensharks smell blood
>>586499940What becoming a mother does to an uma.
>>586499998:)
>>586500189>everyone has to be as much of an unlikable cunt as me
>>586500189Currenwhores can only smell semen
>>586499840join uma&co they have 3 slots
>>586499998>>586500287she's drawn WAY too sad i can't handle it
>>586500458Never betray your trainees feelings and all will be well
>>586499840it's your fault
tomakomai
female torena rape
I want some beef chow fun but there's no restaurants nearby...
>>586500727there's no universe where a whore like Vivlos has a FOID trainer instead of a MAN
>>586500509Azuma...
>>586500957>>586500957>>586500957>>586500957
Whole grain, gluten free? Wheat? Rye?
>>586500842Pad thai is better shit taste.
>>586500998>shit taste>pad thaigood bait
