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Previous: >>586480958

New Umayuru episode is out!
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>Schedule
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>>586500957
TABHO SEX
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no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up
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>>586500957
I can see her butt, is this a random act of kinda nice?
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I want to have sex with horses.
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Hey /uma/ and happy Muv-Luv Monday! I hope you all had a nice Halloween and good start to the month because it seems like in game were stuck in another 4 weeks of GL purgatory. Good luck to everyone trying to make A finals later today and of course I wish you all a quick and easy retention in class 6. Only one more month until GM! Surely next scenario will be better....

Given up on Grand Live and just going to spam auto runs for all of November? Consider using that newly acquired free time to expand your mind by picking up the wonderful hobby of... reading! Classic visual novel Muv-Luv is available on all platforms where you can buy stuff and even some where you can get things for free if you weebs find real books too intimidating! Why not give it a try if you haven't already?
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Eating cheerios and slacking off at work
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samba
mainichi samba
uma uma samba
samba samba
uma samba
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>>586501164
No milk?
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>29/30
TAMADANCHOU!!
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Gweetings
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>>586501303
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>>586501293
Office doesn't have any and I don't eat it frequently enough to justify always keeping a supply for myself.
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NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR ESCAPE GOATS
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>>586501341
Mambocool...
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>>586501341
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drama?
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I love my club!!!
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>>586501682
tamabwo...
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Reminder that Umas enjoy having their tits fondled.
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hi
check out my digitangggg
2/3 aces MAYBE done...
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I have invites from 4 clubs rn
I think I will just roll the dice to decide
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>>586501891
tarumanko
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>>586501994
ok mr popular
show what clubs ur getting invited to then
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yeppy@yeppers here
le sigh
fine i give up on my sprint aces
i'll pump some autos now
but im still holding bottom 3 LOL
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>>586501994
4 and you join Uma&Co
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>>586501994
>4
you have to join Mambo now
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>>586501994
join honsefun
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>>586502084
you just need a good furawa for plat bwo
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>>586502163
bwo?
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>>586502084
you just need a good ogurin for plat bwo
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>>586502163
>disgusting 3DPD
kill yourself
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>>586502163
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>>586502151
we're full tho
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>just lost to this
I KNEEL
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>>586502262
That's for every cm
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>>586502163
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>>586502084
bwo i was done with my sprint aces in like a day you didnt fall for some guts power meme build did you
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come dirt with me please
75074889
75074889
75074889
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>>586502386
i thought you sent him an invite yesterday??
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>>586502083
This and TamaLove
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>>586502426
She is the Ideal Idol for good reason
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>>586502503
I don't even have parents yet bro
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>>586502586
i did but our bro that i thought was dead came back lol
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>>586502503
I'll probably be bringing debuffers though
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>>586502610
Go to TamaLove
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>>586502610
Go to TamaLove
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>>586502715
go
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>>586502610
just don't join the one in the middle and you'll be fine unless you love thread schizos and dicksword then by all means go there
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>>586502610
save the tamabrokeys
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>>586502610
Holy shit it's RiceBstGrl
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>>586502163
Uma for this feel?
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I want to have sex
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i do this
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>>586502610
Join Tamalove!
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>>586502610
Join TamalOve
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>>586502503
I made 10 pasas and deleted the one which was my ace by mistake when clearing veterans by mistake so Im not ready yet
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>>586502610
well.....who're (You) going to pick?
don't keep us in suspense, now.......
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>>586502812
late surger bros...
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I'm going to the gym bros.
Wish me luck.
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>>586502610
You should join uma&co since you seem like an insufferable attention whore
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>>586502503
yaaas
91637739
91637739
91637739

>>586502895
lol
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>>586502791
7 and you have sex with me
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>>586502895
briked
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oguri cuck
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>>586502910
idk, will use this to decide
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..men
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>>586502995
good luck dude
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>join TamaLove join TamaLove!!
But I don't love or even like Tama
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>>586503121
see >>586503004
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>>586502084
the day of reckoning will come for all bottomers
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>>586502610
>>586503004
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>>586503121
You should join tamalove, they are good people
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Mold...
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>>586503186
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7NusgGfm2g
KINO
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>>586503030
>end end end
that last straight is very long so it's to be expected but still
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>>586503236
mold is bad for u idiot
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the uma should samba on my face
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>>586502791
7 and you have sex with your uma oshi
4 and you'll never have sex in your life
6 and you'll have sex with the girl you like IRL
0 and you'll watch me having sex with your uma oshi (she's enjoying it and looking at you with that "smile")
1 and we both have sex together
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>>586503186
Me neither and yet I'm in it
Didnt love Almond Eye either
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uma samba maya flower sweepy version
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>>586503186
dont nandeshay that...
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>>586503367
DANCHOU! KILL THIS MAN!
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>>586503030
49047435
49047435
49047435

>>586503292
yuhhh
inari has endpilled me quite hard, will have to pull for cb after all
just hope those piggy packs will be on sale...
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>>586503403
uma plap plap
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>>586503453
praying to get mile S on my girls on a good run before I go insane, thanks for hostan, FInari is looking to be very strong
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>>586503367
You're a monster
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>>586503453
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>>586503004
this
i love my tamabros and would like a high earner for them but this guy is getting annoying already
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>Round 1 that feels like round 2
Where are all the fags with clanked horses and the ones with sprint C rice showers?
I keep getting raped by sprint S camping taikis
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https://calculatorsheaven.com/kabbalah-numerology-calculator/

Put your trainee's name here then report back with her kosher soul
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>>586503004
We agree!
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>>586503680
you're playing against people who have rebuilt their aces with new borrows, should have queued before reset
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cute brickeyling
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>>586503039
>>586503363
What's wrong with you
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All these neighas with sprint S pisses me off
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>>586503937
lazy retard
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Stinko is... cute?
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Why ayabe is good in this CM? /UMA/ told me she is a low tier uma
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>>586503937
silly goose
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>>586503453
6/9
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>>586503853
>deer
uh
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>>586504128
Idk but she won a lot for me
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>>586504128
because endclosers are strong and she is and endcloser
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I'm not asking for kissies anymore, I will take it from you
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>>586504128
Any end can win because ends are good. Ayabe however has nothing really going for her aside from being an end though, so other ends are better.
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>>586503853
MENDOZAAAAAAAAA
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>>586503185
Thank you!
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>>586504128
ayoibers has been good since the last skill changes
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>>586504128
Her gold skill I think
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Does the rainbow cleat shop ever get updates or am I free to spend to spend them now on Scout tickets?
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the live goods online sale only has happis left for Teio

it's over. it's Teiover.
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>>586504556
get the tickets
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>>586504581
They're out too lol
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>>586504556
you should buy scout tickets, just dont buy the debut sr support voucher
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>>586504128
>>586504285
People don't want you to know but her ult gives you speed carryover and Sturm and Drang is a better In body and mind now
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>>586503453
inari sweeeeeep
more later if it gets active maybe
gotta figure out what to do with taiki
thanks for coming
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Two whole days of poop from a butt runs in a row award
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>>586504729
thanks for hosting
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>>586504707
activating 12m before the accel phase is not speed carryover
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>>586504581
where even was it
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She can be good for cm22 as an End, right?
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None of the umas would accept a guy with a small weenie like mine.
NONE OF THEM!
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>>586504707
I see. is just THE perfect timing with other skills
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>>586504797
It is, especially with Louder tracen cheer
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>>586504828
that's what I'm trying to figure out...
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>>586504797
but you get to start accelerating 0.3s before everyone else!
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>>586504828
Idk
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>>586504707
Can she even accelerate fully to target speed in that short amount of time for carryover? Or is it partial?
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just realized the 3000 year old prophecies predicting mambogeddon never specified whether mambo would be the target or cause of calamity
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>>586504828
>finicky version of ryan ult on a track where ryan ult is very gambly
latinabwo...
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Dear Mambobwos.
I humbly request a chance to join your club. Convince your danchud to boot out one more flatlining spic.
Thank you in advance.
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group photo (flower got 9th)!
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>>586504970
But we're 29/30?
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>>586504128
>GL friendly stat growth
>ult that will 100% proc no matter what, just gambling matter of you getting 0.35 or 0.45, AND it fucking carry over in this track
>built in nimble
>late race gold that always work
She just need spurt + leap, and a few runs to bring that sprint B to A/S
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>>586504812
goodsmileus.com
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>>586504952
the flow of calamity is affected by their danchou's stand
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>>586505104
The last spot was already taken by someone on cooldown.
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>>586504970
deploy ze tickezo demon
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>>586504970
new mambo visas require a 100m fan fee you realize
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>>586504830
As long as you are 12cm or more its fine for most umas
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>>586504919
Without accels it takes 18m to reach her new 0.35 target speed. With Louder tracen cheer she can maybe do it in 12m
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>>586505104
reserved for a guy they poached from uma&co because he's on a 24h ban
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>>586505250
holy cope
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>>586505143
nimble is bad this cm
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>>586505250
You can't lie to me like that.
I don't believe you.
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>>586505240
I got the paper if you got the goods
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>>586504970
DANCHOOOOOO KICK VV
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【Loves Only You, Heading to a New Dream Stage in the USA】

Loves Only You, winner of the 2021 Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf, will be heading to the United States to begin a new challenge as a broodmare.

She is scheduled to be bred to the world-renowned stallion Flightline next spring. The overseas breeding plan, which has been in the works since her racing days, is finally moving forward toward realization.

Additionally, Double Encore, the full sister of Gentildonna, will accompany her and is also set to begin her broodmare life in the United States.
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>>586505153
sniff
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>>586505250
>12cm
I'm not that big
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>>586505250
>googles this in burger units
4inches... i hope you have a high paying job and eat pussy really well bro
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Latinobros... el mambos... nos deporta dal club... la linea flat... está over...
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>>586504797
This is the max speed carryover a turf A end closer can get from an increase in target speed as soon as the final straight begins, at base accel and with +0.2 (tracen cheer)
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>>586505538
this is ntr
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>>586505572
That's average!?
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whatever man
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samba isn't even that catchy
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>>586505250
that doesn't make it any better
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>>586505262
Where this happen?
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>>586505668
you are not a stallion anon
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Wait, all the flatliners at Mambo were latinos?
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>>586503934
i want to have sex
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>>586505697
tama... 5 and some change is average...
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>>586505572
Im just trying to reassure that anon, but I am 12cm too, only when soft that is...
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>>586505754
The mexican Mambros are getting deported by the orange danchou you can't make this up.
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>>586505740
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>>586505731
Start here >>586481275
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make mambo great again!
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please join my b+ club
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>>586504960
Wouldn't that be a good timing for a 4s accel? I mean, as an End her ult would probably activate almost where the last spurt starts, a little gambly yeah, but her kit is perfect for miles and she's almost a dirter too
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>>586504828
It can work if you focus more on late-race speed than mid-race speed. You should expect late/end digitan(s) and maybe a debuffer or two in finals A, so it's probably not going to work when you most need it
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>>586505865
Your balls don't work neigha
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>Short
>4 incher erect
>Dumb
>Stupid
Yeah, I'm not having it.
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>>586504830
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>>586505945
ye but furious feat is ahh and you need to be late to use rising dragon
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>>586505754
>WE'RE BUILDING A WALL! AND EL IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT ALL!!
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>>586506076
mambwo...
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>>586506076
what's the difference between dumb and stupid?
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>>586505975
Oh. Yeah, that makes sense...
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>>586505945
im not saying its bad per se
im saying you are praying for a miracle every race essentially when you could instead run something easy to build for more payoff like digi/inari.
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>>586506076
just jelq bro, its like doing fans runs but with your penis
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>>586504581
Teio bouncing on _____________
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Hello friends!!!
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>>586506292
you tap on it once and leave it alone for an hour?
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machan has no unique skill as a pace
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come to tomatomai
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BAYANO DOB GUN
IGGUYO :DDD
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I've never had sex, never kissed and never held hands. Give me an uma that will change all of that and want to be my wife.
>hard mode: no super freak
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>>586506384
Hi babydacchi!
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>>586506419
ive seen it happen, just not often
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>>586505815
Me too but not with you
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>>586506448
falco
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>>586506384
Hello friendo
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tamagomai
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>>586506506
she needs to be fucking first or second
so you got promoted pace probably which means you won anyway
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>>586506530
Who do you want to have sex with?
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HOLY SHIT A TEIO WIN
>>586506384
Hello fren!!
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>>586506384
hi...
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>>586506530
Slapping Doto's tits for being bratty
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>>586506105
Would Super Creek really accept me? How? She's voluptuous and hot as fuck.
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I need your juiciest and fattest uma ass
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>>586506159
>>586506262
You know what, you're right. I'll just use digitan. Thanks for saving my time, bwos.
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>>586506448
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>>586506448
hey nonny
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>>586506453
>>586506569
>>586506608
>>586506610
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i want to fuck females
bonus if umamusumes
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>>586506645
Sorry, I only have uma tits
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>>586506586
>pace promote = win
witgawd spoke of this you know
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>>586506645
I need you to kill yourself
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>Training Agnes Digital as end for dirt
>Have her run Satsuki and Derby for fans
>Approaching 600 400 400 etc spread
>Nothing out of then ordinary
>4th 7th 11th
>Didn't reach fan count so no point in continuing
Apply yourself, Digitan.
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CM and parent looping is taking too much time for me to even take one break to build a single TT uma. Should I just wait for the next scenario to make one or by then will I have kept dropping to demotion range because others had a head start?
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Yae
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>>586506831
Just use your CM aces?
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>>586506821
>reach fan count
what it do
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>>586506831
new scenario always means big TT score powercreep
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>>586506791
look the conditions mean that you cannot activate the unique skill if you are overtaking someone
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>>586506773
>>
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>>586506805
>you can't post hot umas bwo
Go back
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>>586506782
>Whatever you want baby...I mean torena san just let me see the 50 bucks
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>>586506604
>
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>>586506905
Jade beauty with foxen eyes....
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>>586506805
Wrong thread
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umamusumes are pretty cool
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>>586506949
60000 90000 and 120000 + green bar friendship give you skill levels on your unique.
In Grand Live this means I'd have to run more races, which means less rainbow clicks, which means lower stats.
Because Digitan jobbed I had to glue her or face troubles in classic and senior year.
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>>586506805
Fuck off faggot
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>400M earner joined UMADash
uma&co on suicide watch
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>>586507075
Go masturbate literally anywhere else stop trying to recruit people to get you off you degenerate FREAK
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>>586507220
torena more like failurena
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>>586506831
making better TT umas is a good investment even if just to raise your team rank for the carrat rewards
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>>586507371
>I don't want discord, but...
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>>586507371
UMADash is basically the elite tier of A+ clubs, easily the second most sought-after A+ club membership on /uma/
meanwhile Uma&Co is, well, you know
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>>586506645
>I need fat asses but I won't post any
always expecting a handout, kys faggot
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>>586507485
When you make 400m you can tell them to leave you off the cord as part of your contract
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>>586506645
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>>586506448
there's really not a lot, just everyone in this pic
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>>586506831
don't loop it's that easy
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>>586507323
Wonder Acute thigh job
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>>586507453
Fuck off
>>>/vm/3146198
>>>/vm/3146198
>>>/vm/3146198
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>>586507492
Who are the most sought after clubs?
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>>586506910
Doing so drops my rating and overlaps styles though.
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>>586507746
Mambo
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The 7th Stage umamusume merch is up on Goodsmile's site if anyone was looking to spend 40 smackerdoodles on a towel with Dantsu Flame's face in it.
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>>586507371
>the previous umadash>>586500957
danchou leaves because he couldnt convince them to push for S
>literally a month later they secure S level fan grinder
someone make sure that guy didnt kill himself
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>former BA fan
>...
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>super cute picture of Nice Nature with a giant squid behind/above her refreshed when I opened twitter
someone post it if you find it
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>>586507764
Why are you looping and then playing open?
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>>586507746
/uma/ Club, Mambo, UMADash, Dacchis
These are /uma/'s 4 heavenly kings
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>>586507746
Uma&Co
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>>586507571
Fine, your turn
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>>586507805
hmm dantsu jack off towel
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>>586507814
whoops didnt mean to quote the op, gomen for phoneposting
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>>586507878
>he snuck Mambo on there
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>>586507805
Most of it is sold out
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>>586507827
wtf don't doxx me
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>>586507220
Oh nyo, a whole whopping 4% drop in effective distance
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>>586507878
Umadash are the only respectable one
Maybe daccheats if you are lax
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>>586507485
What I said was "no I will not join a dicksword server, so don't even ask"
They sent an invite, said nothing in the thread to me, so without this post I wouldn't even know they had one
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>>586507875
retard
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>>586507704
>anyone who wants this blue board general to have a modicum of class whatsoever should go to /vm/
...
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>>586507875
he's new, duh
>>586507764
you wont be able to keep class 6 retention until you pull ramonu and can witmaxx proper TT scorebots
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>>586508135
umadash doesn't have a discord
we have a google spreadsheet though
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>>586508135
Its over
Youre dicksword now
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>>586508135
Nobody gives a fuck you attentionwhore. You're gonna blogpost and join the discord eventually
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>>586506805
epinephrine wouldn't say this
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i saw this on twitter and its very cool https://umaeclipse.com/race-simulation
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>>586508174
Yup
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>>586508117
what's wrong with dacchis?
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>>586507492
Hmmm I wonder who behind this post. Surely not the sloptuber discord...
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>>586507746
mambwo
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>>586508347
I dont have enough meat for that
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>>586508374
They cheat
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What's a dacchi
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>>586508237
I'm ok being 5.5 or just hit class 6 once for the promotion reward. And last night people were saying that just mashing Wit and gold skills was a meme strat? I don't even have enough Wit cards with generic gold skills in the first place.
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nigga really asking for "class" in a general about hot anime horse girls
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/uma/chan is looking for more umadacchis to replace our ETHICAL CLANKERS. A+ club with 60m quota. That's like TWO fan autoruns per day. Apply here with your ID or in-game 1239444290
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>>586508135
There's a well known sloptuber in that club. When there are sloptuber there will be dicksword
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Queers have class. /Uma/bwos have swag.
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>>586508504
>not wanting this place to be /trash/-tier is unreasonable
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>>586508374
they're cheaters
troon is imprisoned there
danchou erps as ardan
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>>586508347
I have enough meat for that
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>>586508662
that's every general in this board bro and this one isn't even that bad
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>>586507929
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>>586508630
>Queers have class
Vmama are queers & have zero class whatsoever
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>>586508759
Stop shitting where you eat I know it's part of your culture but you can be better
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>>586508662
Fuck off already, sexy umas should be encouraged.
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>>586508662
Don't know, don't care, as long as they don't bother me with stupid shit I am fine
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any nonnies?
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what can defeat the rickey menace in the dirt cm
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>>586508374
nothing w-...they are perfect!!
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>>586508858
they will though. wait about 4 hours
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>>586508662
Go to /vm/ if you want to be a prude that's literally why it exists
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>>586508827
Stop crying and fuck off. We like tits and ass here.
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>>586508978
You can be inbetween a prude and a sex degenerate you know
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>>586508810
having sex in public is "class" tho
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>daily incel rage
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>>586508897
Same thing that defeated xogdoms
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>>586509083
And tummy
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i need the biggest uma you have
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stomach is already hurting but I want to keep eating
diet isn't going so good...
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>>586508135
tamalove was probably your best choice if you didn't want any drama or discord. you joined a discord club with a bunch of schizo shitposters that worship a sloptuber lol
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>>586508897
My best bet is getting an insanely cracked finemo
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>>586508491
the only umas that need to be able to win technically are the ones in the ace spot(small score bonus for winning as the ace), thats the idea for witmaxxing. its a meme in the sense you dont actually need to do it, making a decent horse for the distance with good wit is enough.
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I want my trainee to win a race, jump over the fence towards the public where I am and rape me right there
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>>586509275
Teiobwo...
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>>586508827
Start posting lewd umas so retards fuck off
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>>586509351
Golshibro...
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>>586509275
get some hachimi in your system
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So, which uma are we buying from selector?
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>>586508374
Holy shit where do I begin
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>>586509583
wolfie brian unless she spooks me
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>>586509094
Yeah that's the other board now fuck off. This place will always be on the lewder side, if you dont like it. Shut up or go away
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>>586509583
bribla
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>>586509275
Just eat high fiber foods gwo. There's also chicken without skin and it is already pretty filling but low on calories
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Any cuties here?
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>>586509583
Rickey
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>>586509635
Don't check the op of their thread of there
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>>586509583
Christmas cow wife
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>>586509275
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>>586509587
Feel bad for Ai Chan having a literal whore for a mom
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>>586509583
/uma/ made me hate myself even more for having a small weenie.
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>>586509780
Different post bro...
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>>586509780
i dont think you can selector ticket that uma
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>>586509304
He didn't join uma&co though
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>>586509583
me, i'm buying sweet doto
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>>586509304
he's just a member bwo, we don't have a discord and him being a sloptuber is not something i've ever seen mentioned in the club chat
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Punch the dirt
Punch it
Smile at the mile
All the while
You Punch
Punch at the dirt
Punch it
Punch it good
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>>586509752
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>>586509583
Cheer Halo and Nyopera
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does having a pace or front fuck over your backliners more?
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>>586509648
you are the cutie, kitten
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CYGAMES PLEASE STOP PUTTING HER ON THE EVENT ART IF SHE IS NEVER GOING TO BE PLAYABLE FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
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Howdy, queers!
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The resloppening has begun
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>>586509583
flower
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>>586509752
This genius is pure
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>>586509985
Metafag... based

>>586509874
Halloween?

>>586509723
>>586509659
Why though
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>>586510045
im not a queer...
im not strange...
just different...
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>>586510271
Pure free sex
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>>586510282
Because Rickey is cute
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>>586509870
stop deflecting
>>586509875
sure bwo everyone is going to believe you when your sloptuber literally has a discord on his channel description
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>Make a double batch since I can just save the leftovers for tomorrow
>Eat it all at once
why am I like this
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Sirius Symboli is not that silly.
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stop fighting both umadash and uma&co are shit
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what is with global obsession of simulating an old game over and over again
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>>586510282
because she makes my dick hard and can replace kitachud for my long TT uma.
I'll be pulling on CB and Kris though, so I'll wait and see what I get spooked by before committing
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>>586508374
you guys can shitpost all you want but umammers are really reformed since xhe joined daccheats
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>>586510478
Happy to hear it :3
Genuinely!
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>>586510478
Proof?
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>>586510364
FAT
FUCK
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>>586510027
taiki 2
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Soon I will enter the big leagues
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>>586510079
Is it even profitable? Generates enough traffic? What's even the point.
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I wish horses were real
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>>586510704
mating press
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>>586510478
okay kaite
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>>586510317
...with her trainer
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>>586510704
Nobody wants to see those
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In progress:
https://jiggie.fun/8AkVrp
https://jiggie.fun/8AkVrp
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>>586510478
#reformedandready
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>>586510721
Boy do I have good news for you
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>>586510573
Exactly, there's no proof. No drama. Only rooms.
The problem was the other schizo the whole time.
If anything, Dacchis are the heroes who showed Mammers the light.
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>>586510828
WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS!?
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Ikuno
Dictus
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>snagged a good earner
feelsgoodman
UMADash is happy to announce we are full. RIP to the dacchi who got mindbroken by the Kitashiro free pulls, you will be missed. Welcome to the newfren, enjoy your stay.
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>>586510364
Skip a meal and it'll balance out.
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>>586510751
Yes, that trainer
...and that trainer
...and that one
...and that one
...and ones that aren't even trainers!
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holy fuck some of you act like LITERAL teengirls
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>>586510704
What is even stopping me from raping her on the spot?
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>>586510832
Well no, both were at fault
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>>586510940
YWNBU
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM GOING INSANE
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>>586511043
yeah, it's mental illness that should be checked
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What do you listen to while doing your runs?
https://youtu.be/235s_Kkp0gc
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>>586510995
>lies
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>>586511043
I act like I wish I was
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which uma do you think of when i say "mare"
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>>586511043
Almost as if I'm back on /vt/
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>>586511125
I watch Yu Gi Oh duels
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>>586511125
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>>586511125
I listen to the songs my current trainee (VA) sings on repeat.
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>>586511162
I dont think
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>>586511069
>you will never be an uma
....obviously? I'm a trainer, I don't want to be an uma, I want to train them. And one in particular, above all others
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Funny how all the dicksword accusations to other clubs come out when uma&co is involved, you know, the club with an actual dicksword
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>>586509583
I want Inari for dirt slaving and tits
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>>586511162
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>>586511293
UMAcuckbwo...
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Brian thinks she's tuff
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>>586511162
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>>586511162
The most famous mare of them all
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>>586511043
There could be biological females in this thread RIGHT NOW
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>>586511084
DON'T ASK ME WHERE I AM GONG
I AM GOING INSANE
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>>586510940
why are you trying to be a thread personality? fuck off retard
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>>586511497
Fag
RIP Sane's anus
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>>586511484
now that's cap
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>>586511479
The town bicycle!
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>>586511479
fuck off *
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>>586511162
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>>586511680
Silly
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>>586511479
>>586511162
That's Haru
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>>586505538
Whores Only You is a whore
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>>586511708
Sex Groove
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>>586511680
Siriusly handsome!
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>>586511680
I can't wait to roll for silly symboli
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>>586510461
First rate nakadashi
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>>586510478
yeah is butt is reformed lmao
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>>586511162
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#currengrok qrd on all ongoing drama
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>>586511525
>why are you trying to be a thread personality?
I'm not, though, Kitaposting =/= trying to be a thread personality.
I am simply anon, nothing more
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JBC races soon
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I haven't done anything but play Unity for quite a while. Should I try Trackblazer or go straight to the Concert instead?
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>>586511930
I know who you are
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Damn, I need to redo these.
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>>586511241
ugly animation, never post this again
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>>586511967
odds dont seem that flopsided
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I'm so glad Umamusume has characters that are allowed to be absolutely disgustingly ugly. I feel like gacha characters are expected to be jaw dropping gorgeous and it doesn't necessarily reflect the real world. Thank you Daitaku Helios for the representation.
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>>586512107
This but everyone's favorite girl
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Not sure if I should ask this here or JP but I'm gonna take a shot here. For those future semi-limited banners like Stay Gold, will we be able to use the scout tickets we have now on them? Or, are they Carats only?
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>craving Five Guys
>$13 for a fucking burger
Do I do it?
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I'm glad nobody knows who I am
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>>586511162
Ugh...
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>>586512018
trackblazer is a pretty different mechanic than just URA with something else on top
Concert is URA with something else on top
Also trackblazer runs are something like 40 min to 1 hour long
would just go concert
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>>586511125
I listen to Oddkast podkast archives
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>>586512182
tickets
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>>586512018
you can try out trackblazer, it's pretty interesting. In terms of uma strength though, the newest scenario always produces the best results
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it is insane how sauceless kitasan is
"my personality is uuuh i try really hard and like helping people :)"
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>>586510027
I could see why they dont add her
Actual NPC design
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>>586511125
what did i do?
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>>586512249
t.
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>>586512182
People post in both threads so it doesn't matter
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>>586511125
Usually ASMR but currently this https://youtu.be/2E3yqKFLbCk
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>>586506105
>>586501765
I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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>>586512204
No. Buy a big canister of dry-roasted peanuts instead and eat those.
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>>586511967
I've played Tales of Symphonia once so I'm sending my energy to Zelos
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>>586511162
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>>586511910
former b+ slave decided to be the belle of the ball and made it a thread event which club they chose. this was apparently interesting enough to take up most of the thread in discussion.
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>>586512018
Trackblazer is alright. People say how long it is but on my very first run blind it only took me 45 minutes including reading the story, then 30 minutes the second run.
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>>586510478
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>>586511435
>euro league
Thats a basketball tournament THOUGH
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>>586512249
Isnt that ALL the protag umas

Spechan, teio, kita...
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I rape the next Uma posted.
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>>586512324
what in the fuck
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>>586512420
spe yes
atleast teio is bratty
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Do we have 1/2 tp this month?
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>>586512420
That's literally all idol-adjacent franchise protagonists
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>>586512420
Aren't all protagonists just Goku?
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>>586512182
they're only limited in the sense that you can't straight up buy them. you have to roll on their banner, a rerun, or get spooked by them randomly
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>>586511910
autisuma kicked a guy and he had a melty and called ryan ugly as shit (based)
a guy quit tamalove because of the 30mil (gasp!) quota announcement
mambo avoided the 'geddon again and got a guy from uma&rp
200mil niggas still stranded
A+ danchos will once again literally do anything except kick flatliners
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>>586512420
spe is racist and fat too tho
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>>586512249
Hey we could do almond eye protag and have EVEN LESS personality

Sound good???
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>>586511162
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>>586512496
There might be a half tp event mid month because of the unity update jp got during that time
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>>586512393
Imagine Gentildonna effortlessly lifting you up and putting your legs on her shoulders so she's face in your crotch. She then proceeds to undo your zipper with her mouth and
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>>586512042
who am I?
if you're right I'll ramonupost. If you're wrong I'll doberpost
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>>586512409
Surely this is out of context
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>>586512420
Spechan has a dead mom and carried the hopes and dreams of the Japanese that one time so it's not the same.
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>>586512204
DON'T DO IT BWO. I BOUGHT ONE A WEEK AGO AND I FELT ROBBED BWO. THE COMPLIMENTARY PEANUTS WERE GOOD THOUGH.
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>>586512471
It's catchy
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>>586512287
Oh the official video is probably region locked
https://youtu.be/h-nfPrOXmqo
>>586512324
This fucking meme has appeared EVERYWHERE for me. I couldn't escape it on Youtube or X. I couldn't believe how popular it got
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>>586510478
cope with whatever you want she is * used goods. you guys are the cucks
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>>586512514
No, some protagonists have some shades of Piccolo, Vegeta, or Gohan
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>>586512316
She cute
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>>586512540
Goo goo ba ba m-ma ma! Mama!!!
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>>586512204
>>craving five guys
yea we know
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https://cadmium2525.github.io/horse10-000/
Horse race
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Woah...
Bros...
The sprint casino...
:O
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>>586512324
やりますねぇスギー!
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>>586512541
The autis/uma/ melty was fantastic
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>>586512420
Face the wall.
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>>586512595
******
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>>586512626
>thinks personality = backstory
More illiterate than media literates
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>>586512328
You'd better hurry up and get going on that before she's put in PRISON
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>>586512249
>"my personality is uuuh i try really hard and like helping people :)"
Uh yes this is a great personality
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>>586512540
Welp, time to fap.
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>>586512420
Teio gets a pass from me, did really did S2 THAT well. It starts like the brat we have in-game but you get to see her grow from her injuries.
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>plethora of young plump, horny, ripe, smart(not enough) horse girls
>picks haru urara
What was the end goal here
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>>586512754
You think you're funny don't you stupid Operafag.
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>>586512393
Ugly gorilla
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>>586512204
not worth it bwo
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>>586512541
>A+ danchos will once again literally do anything except kick flatliners
which one? I'm in an A+ club and danchou b&'s flatliners, barely even gives the fuckers a second chance, and never has if they don't bother explaining themselves in club chat.
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>>586512656
Same desu I love it then saw the epsatono edit on X. Inmu contents are kino
>>586512785
Yarimasunee!
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>>586512394
>>586512541
that guy deserves all the carats in the world
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>>586512823
I will fight in Umacourt to protect Creek's freedom!
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>>586512923
we know this aint true mambwo...
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it's a tad bit early for seanig posts isn't it? some kind of holiday over there?
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>>586512835
Truke
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>>586512541
>a guy quit tamalove because of the 30mil (gasp!) quota announcement
A guy who did 600M, by the way. Based for maintaining his convictions if you ask me
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>>586513036
he should join Mambo
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>>586512979
I'm not in Mambo (didn't they fall to A in November, anway?).
And flatlining is fine in Mambo, so long as you do a career every 3 days.
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>>586512541
Why did that guy leave uma&rp
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>>586512806
qrd?
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>>586512573
They kicked out the unity banners so I don't have high hopes for that
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Crazy in this day and age doing 200m fans a month is basically nothing
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>>586512234
>>586512318
>>586512527
Ok, thanks. Guess I'll keep saving them up
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>>586512849
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>>586512698
all those three are the same nigga
>I was evil thanks to my dad but now I'm good and useless
>I was evil thanks to my race but now I'm good and don't let pride consume me unless the author wants to redo my character arc again
>I don't want to fight but I need too because of my dad and I'm gonna redo this character arc of me not wanting to fight, getting a asspull power up to keep me on par with the strongest in the universe by doing nothing, then get overconfident and job until someone saves my ass in literally all protagonistic roles I get
DB after super is pure slop
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Kitasan is also the most male umamusume in the entire game
all of her animations are masculine
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>>586513171
>(didn't they fall to A in November, anway?).
Anon it's literally the second day
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>>586513171
495 BABYYYYYYY NOT EVEN CLOSE
MAMBO STAYS STRONG!
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>>586513176
He was unironically promised a spot a year ago
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>>586510746
Shut the FUCK up Gary
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>>586512324
>>586512656
>>586512950
>https://d.uguu.se/ZmfGwNVd.mp4
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Boys and their schemes
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>>586513240
>masculine
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>>586512813
too vague. Try again
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>>586513036
I will never understand it, why push yourself into farming more and freak out that people see a glimmer of life in the club
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>>586512541
>a guy quit tamalove because of the 30mil (gasp!) quota announcement
kek just like that one exmambo, flatliners screeches as they hear the word quota
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>>586513198
creek lap pillow..
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>>586512849
Literally just help her run
She loves running but her running form, for a horse girl, is BAD bad
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Isn't 30m a day a lot?
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>>586513340
His only reference to masculinity is himself so any teenage girl is manlier
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What if I joined Mambo, and pushed them up a few ranks, just for the lulz?
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>>586513171
i reckon the rule changed to a vague "stay alive" but dancho needs the literal spawn of satan to get him to do his job so who knows
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>>586512767
easy
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>>586513261
nothing ever gets you fuckers down
love to see it
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>>586513240
If any male did Kita's animations they'd be instantly labeled as a giant faggot for everyone within a mile radius
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>>586513470
I suggested doing that in the club and everyone ignored me
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>>586513291
YEPPERS
This was the audio that I saw from X but without the outfit
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gyattdamn hnnngghhg
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>>586513470
we're full
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>>586513448
not really, just farm all day without leaving your computer doing 800k manual fan runs for only 13 hours
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>>586513557
To be fair, all uma animations were mocapped by MEN
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dober and gold city look like they'll go "ugh men" then jerk you off
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Club drama fatigue
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>>586512767
difficult
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>>586511125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLpzyw4q3w
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>>586513675
literally nothing else to talk about when the game has a gameplay loop that takes 30 minutes that you just do on repeat 9001 times with no real changes
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this is now a man according to faggots ITT
just because the avatarfag is a man doesn't make the uma they're using is one too
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>>586513664
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>>586513448
It is but we're not talking about 30 mil/day. We're talking about 30 mil/month
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>>586513823
that's a man
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>>586513774
>malababana
which seanig language is this?
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>>586512324
lmfao at tite kubo at 1:55
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>>586511162
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>>586513774
Kill tomboys
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>>586512923
I love being in that club. Flatties deserve no rights
>b-but I made the quota last month
Yeah and you didn't this month. If you don't clean the trash regularly the cockroaches will gather around it
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>>586513198
I would dedicate every morning before work into asking Super Creek to breastfeed me.
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>>586513774
protect all tomboys
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>>586513629
Full of flatliners, that is.

Also, it shows 29/30
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>>586513882
What the fuck, how is that an issue then?
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>>586512540
still the best
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>>586514075
backreading threads is a lost art
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>>586514075
retard
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>do fanruns in unity for cope nimble/ramp up sparks
>+5, 0, 0, +5, +10, 0
>change to GL
>+15, +10, +25, +10, +10
Noticing...
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>>586513240
yeah
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>>586511162
y'all ain't shit to me
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>>586513774
love tomboys unless they're ugly like Vodka
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>>586514057
>>586514123
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I want sex
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wahey
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Why do Creekfags insist upon themselves?
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>>586514075
Currenposters are losing their touch
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>>586514215
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>>586513650
Yeah but mocapping is a job you're getting paid for. The people you're working with may laugh but nobody's gonna hold it against you
Now doing that of your own volition out in the open, totally unprompted? GAY
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>random B clubs are asking for 15m a day
bots were a mistake
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>>586514089
Good question
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Am I a man?
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I am not fond of Oguri Cap
She insists upon herself
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>>586511125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQuRe_2gBs
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>>586513823
both of them are girls to me
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>>586514215
takes one to know one
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>>586513650
>To be fair, all uma animations were mocapped by MEN
doubt
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>>586514215
>t. Daiwa Shartlet
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>>586514075
keep up with the 'logs sis
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>>586514282
terrible example bro, these trannies are going to say that they get paid with chud money
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I like Vodka. I think she's cool and cute
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>>586514286
Cygames hasn't b& bots yet, so the top 100 ranks are nothing but botting. Lots of them don't even have 25 members, just 20-23 bots who make 900M/month.
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There are only 2 good currensissters
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>>586513179
>>586379387
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>>586514523
>wasting time on an ugly uma
Don't reach the max
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>>586514286
>random B clubs
that's the botter club that was like top 5 until their bot got obliterated like 3 months ago
One of their ex-members went on to make a club that ended up 4th last month and is 11th right now, the club is 29 botters and one real person
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>>586514474
I mean trannies are just giant faggots by default so nothing changes there
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>>586514623
I will reach the max
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>>586514403
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>>586514586
I already know you're referring to me
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>>586514719
No
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>>586514586
and you're not one of them stupid ugly dog retard
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First one.
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So glad no one cares about my umawife to ruin her image
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>>586514591
Sloppy mare kisses
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>>586514586
I'm still thinking about that one specific sweepy anon who told me I was the only Currenposter he doesn't hates...
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>>586514075
I like the way this guy does Curren
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>>586514815
This is someone's mother
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Rant:
T thực sự không có một chút thiện cảm nào với cộng đồng Umamusume Việt Nam trên FB, ĐA SỐ đều dùng carats bừa bãi rồi complain về việc không thắng CM, chưa kể đến mấy LARPER biết mỗi 1 uma(you know who) và tự nhận mình là 1 phần của cộng đồng
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>>586499160
>>586497303
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>>586514591
how do you even kiss?
t.virgin
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nyo........... jongbro........
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Im really into cumflation.

What uma should I get with my selector?
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>>586515049
you just do??????
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>>586512324
>not the keiba version
weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otNi6ofelzA
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>>586514619
>warned multiple times in club chat
>never responds never says shit
>for most of October
>danchou b&'s after reset
>anon reappears and has a melty
what a hilariously retarded faggot. If you don't have the courtesy to say
>danchou I'm going on vacation will likely miss quota gomen
in club chat, and just.....leave? yeah fucker, get b&.
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>>586515049
How the fuck are we supposed to know?
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>>586514636
>One of their ex-members went on to make a club that ended up 4th last month and is 11th right now, the club is 29 botters and one real person
kek

>>586515021
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>>586514935
This outfit is too much she's way too sexy
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>>586514996
pag pag to you to sar
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>>586515114
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>>586515021
looks good!
but idgi
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>>586515206
why did he do it
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>>586514834
based choice for your first one
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>>586502812
me at the bottom on cm finals
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>>586514996
Imagine your language constantly saying "cum on dong" LMFAO
>>
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>>586514945
i hope it was the one with ED and not the seapy guy
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>>586515302
It's unfortunately only because of my current excessive looping.
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>>586515330
If I was Dia's trainer I would lose to her boobs within a week.
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>>586515114
McQueen
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>>586514996
The problem is facebook, not the vietnamese community, it's the same with my regional umamusume community, it's just nonsensical shit with umamusume characters traced over, just ignore them, global x/twitter community is better
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>>586515424
It was indeed the ED one.
>>
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>>586515346
If I was Tarumae's trainer I would lose to her boobs within a few hours.
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>>586513978
It Takuya from INMU but people confusing him for Tite Kubo is pretty common that his nickname is KBTIT
>>586515149
Already watched this too
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WONDER ACUTE IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE I JUST GOTTA SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMM
EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH
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>>586510282
yea i can just legend race normal doto
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>>586515049
I kissed before but it's been 10 years, I don't remember
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>>586515471
I forgot about uguu's 3h expiration
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>>586515517
I really like Maru but the answer is obvious
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>>586462665
Do you guys not open your windows or something? Fuck kinda weirdos are you?
>>586465195
Hmm.... I see... how does that make you feel? And how is the relationship with your mother?
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>>586511967
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>replying to yourself cross-thread
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>>586515021
Always glad to see a Dober posted.
Have very little to comment on regarding everything else going on
>>
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>>586515021
Ugh...
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>>586511967
>>586515702
do local horses ever win these
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Any cute teiobros here?
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>being a passive aggressive newfaggot to yourself
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>>586515826
Me but going to sleep until CM hours
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...
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>>586515091
he's dealing in to the jongers in heaven now....
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>>586515149
lememe jumpscare
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>>586515937
...
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>>586515693
>Do you guys not open your windows or something? Fuck kinda weirdos are you?
you NEED fresh air.
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>>586515673
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>>586512324
>>586515149
Is this what the Japanese are using AI for I don't understand the song please spoonfeed
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>>586515952
I hope we can still see him in rooms it's JOEVER
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>>586515835
autist so buttmad he's replying off cooldown. bet you mashed on that auto submit and watched it tick down
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My little sister is so strong...
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Helios only cums from anal
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no idea what I'm doing, is this any good? it seems good
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>>586516073
same
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>>586515805
sometimes, pretty rare tho
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>>586516009
surely...
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>>586516041
>whore
>tranny
>boyuma
>unholy trinity
Unironically kill yourself
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>>586515827
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>>586515693
I would rather die of carbon dioxide poisoning than deal with bugs
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>>586515994
There's decades of history that's not worth getting into. Have you ever seen Billy Harrington and the whole deep dark fantasy meme in japan in the early 2000's? It's like that but much worse. The original gay porn is also selling for ridiculous amounts like the american retro game scam.
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>>586516041
>Ug6
you could and should do better for her. She wants to sing Ms Victoria for you...
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>>586516198
i bet you like oguri cap
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>>586515976
says who? big air!?
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>>586516073
proof?
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ishin flash open her legs to air her umanko
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>>586515424
That is me & I am a complete advocate of TCPD (Total Curren Poster Death)
That was most likely my Southeast Asian brother from another mother
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>>586516218
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>>586515294
He wanted some kfc
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>>586515994
>Is this what the Japanese are using AI
Yeppers. There's like a whole lot of variants of this meme
>I don't understand the song
It's basically various INMU memes/clips into one song. inmu is what the other anon explained
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>>586516198
>doesn't like Curren
>doesn't like Pearl
>doesn't like Fuji wearing holy sexo dress
I think you're just GAY, anon
calling Fuji a boyuma is a serious case of Projecting Paul
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>>586516410
Jordan told me
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>>586516334
stale air isn't as fun to breathe. fresh air smells better and feels better.
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sometimes I think.
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>>586516562
No ugly umas
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>>586512324
teiobro version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3isER-BQakc
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>>586516498
based, hope to see you in rooms again soon
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>>586516273
My kawaii Karen-chan does well enough for herself... honestly I didn't have a lot of time to train for this CM and sprint is gamble city anyway, so I've taken what I can get. Trust in the Ms. Victoria plan...
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meta uma can win you plats
oshi uma can save your life
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Why does Maruzensky want to recreate soap opera scenes with me?
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>>586515091
I'll never forgive him (unless he returns)
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>>586516791
calling hot umas like Curren, Fuji, and Pearl ugly outs you as a not particularly closeted homosexual
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>>586516498
Thoughts on the new KDA single?
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>>586516791
Pearl, stay gold, Twin Turbo, Jungle Pocket, Hishi miracle, dream journey
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>>586516224
>>586516540
Why do I feel like half of Japanese memes are from weird scenes from gay porno
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u
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>>586516692
and how does she know?
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>>586516920
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are you guys using 6 SSRs or do you slot in SRs just to have a higher chance of chains finishing?
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>>586517046
>he waifus a boy and the cuck
Seek help
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this is a 17 year old btw
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>>586517201
If the chains dont finish then they dont finish. I'm not gimping my stat output just to get fucked anyway
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>>586517207
Those are the ugly ones
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>>586517156
m
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>>586517201
Either I get all the cards I need to finish their chains or I fucking end the run, nigga
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>>586517201
sr is the best i have
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>>586517201
I use use all SSRs but also use SSR Wit Curren who can cancel her chain on the first event for +30 energy to increase my chances.
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>>586517317
All umas are ugly
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Curren is a whore, Pearl is ugly, and Fuji Kiseki looks like a dyke
all these statements are TRUE
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>>586512324
Out of AI slop I think SUPER EUROBEAST is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPZ6nV8E6Y
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>>586516906
what if my oshi is meta
do i not get to be saved until they arent meta anymore?
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>>586517091
because they are
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>>586517046
let's see anon's favourite umas, then.
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>support your trainee
>she somehow mistakes it for romance
Why does this happen almost every time?
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>>586505553
cute, i wanna see that!
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>>586517510
nta but they have long ears
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>>586517091
What's worse is that kids who grew up with it are now adults in position of power/influence and you see that shit everywhere. Kind of how Bobobo is gaining popularity again recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkvfzMD02wY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNzr-NBFcUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0I6-Tb0URg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O19rRkbG7ZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClyVNRtUaoA
Also this dance meme started from an older song YAJU & U which also broke the popular chart in Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHzSG-_k77Q
And the video you saw is banned in China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIX4u75WtY
This is only a tiny fraction of the inmu culture and you can assume that it's a blight in the Japanese society like how /vt/ or /mlp/ is to 4chan.
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>>586517515
Female teens' mindset
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>>586516924
DRAG HIM BACK IN WITH LOVE AND APPRECIATION
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>>586517515
Should have read the fine print when you signed up for Tracen
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Special Week
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>>586517432
only few of us can be so lucky as to have a meta oshi
truly oguri cap is the most niche of umas
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>>586517570
>when she sees a balding, fat man
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>>586517091
Because gay porno is soulful.
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>>586516924
I don't get y he left
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>>586517325
a
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>>586517515
Sometimes it's the trainer mistaking it for romance.
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>>586517601
That recent ragebait comic where the girl keeps getting asked out by her male friends: it needs to be swapped so it's a male trainer getting asked out by his trainee.
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>>586517758
the 30mill minimum quota (kinda)
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>"she's like a friendly old grandma"
>everytime you face her she talks about demons and getting through hell
Wtf is wrong with this character?
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>>586517306
>>586517326
understandable, I think I'm just bummed out cause I've had so many runs with no S apt and when I finally get it on a decent run, only 1 card finishes the chain out of 5 (without counting LH)
tough luck I guess
>>586517331
newfwiend bwo...
>>586517353
not the worst idea honestly
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>>586517825
Yes, grandmas do be like that
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>>586517091
if you've ever seen 114514, it's inmu. if you play blue archive, alice going ! is also inmu. if you've ever heard yarimasune, it's inmu. if you've ever seen someone mention a pillow that's too big, it's inmu. if you've seen a person sitting on a couch with blinds behind to his left, it's inmu.
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>>586517789
Nyo
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>>586517825
life gets harder towards the end
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>>586517583
scariest post itt
you really live like this?
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>>586517583
All the niconico memers getting jobs has been hilarious
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>>586515702
why are there two akikawas for Memoria Cafe?
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>>586517883
Don't forget 810.
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>>586517825
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wtf is she talking about
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>>586518053
She found me rawdogging Hokko
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>>586517815
30mil is a completely reasonable weekly gain.
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>>586517429
This one's nice too
https://youtu.be/oTvU1tTvPO0
>>586517583
https://youtu.be/Dk54Amh1lS4
I remember seeing this randomly off my recommendation years ago it was pretty funny. Some fucker made a virus just to spam YJSNPI
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ad
buy one
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>>586517825
you start running out of shit to do when you're old so just making shit up tends to be a great hobby for those on their way out.
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>>586517758
His performance allowed us to get A+ a few times. In response to how bad it was this month, danchou decided to introduce an actual quota. He thought the quota would rock the boat on a chill club and decided that quitting (i.e. killing the chances of A+) would mean danchou wouldn't need to set a quota and make some older members change their flatlining ways
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>>586517515
>be a rock for (You)r hormonal teenage female trainee when she's spiraling
>be there when she wins
>be there when she loses
>always pushing her to improve
>always there when she needs (You)
golly gee whiz, how could an uma possibly fall in love that way?
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>>586518043
She needs to be remove
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>>586518256
HE'S A COOL GUY THOUGH I COULDN'T GIVE RATS ASS ABOUT A OR A+
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>>586518043
The Beast...
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>>586517883
Inmu and cookie are both too stealthy to be ever sure that you're not looking at a inmu/kukki meme.
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>>586518146
jesus christ UC theme is already old enough to be nostalgic
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>>586517989
Inbred to Northern Taste on the dam side, a 6x7
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>>586518256
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>>586518368
As usual, you can blame club danchous for being retards who make playing the game a job rather than something you do for your own fun.
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>>586518297
Umas aren't that emotional
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>Hishi miracle
>ugly
That was bait
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>>586517825
Do you city fellas not have stories about your gramps fighting various demons on a completely dark field?
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INMU SAMBA INMU SAMBA INMU SAMBA
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>>586518549
>>586518549
>>586518549
have a bwead......................... if you want..................
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>>586518409
The worst part is, if you spot something that reminds you of it, you can't say anything because you'll expose yourself. It's a lose-lose situation like the game.
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reminder that you are only allowed to masturbate to nice nature for the duration of this month
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>>586518541
no one likes fat people
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White women am I right?
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> Don't have Cheer Halo or even Taishin
> Absolutely fucked this CM
Will future uma ever reach a point where the rooster is big enough that you aren't dead in the water if you didn't pull a certain character?
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>>586518409
KYOU MO II TENKI
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>>586518669
there will always be meta umas
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>>586518541
How else can you explain being that ugly despite being umamusume?
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Glad to know that I'm in company with boomers such as myself.
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>>586518669
You can just slap all your pace cards on Bakushin, buy turbo sprint and get to A finals
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>>586515091
Which one?
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>>586518725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZm3NK3NyMc
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>>586518669
It gets worse as they start releasing umas custom made for specific tracks
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>>586518981
Fug
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>>586518558
>Do you city fellas not have stories about your gramps fighting various demons on a completely dark field?
Does it count if it was about whipping blacks in a cotton field?
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>>586518514
>Umas aren't that emotional
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>>586518971
Hard to believe these MADs are already 5 years old holy shit
For me it's
https://youtu.be/SezMkQCIUUA
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>>586518971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah7wddPV2I



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