He RUBS his belly Edition>Previous: >>586250283>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSOct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4Oct 20 Easy Anti-Cheat https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/713415392836453548Oct 26 AR-23L Liberator https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTcKljUKpo>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionOct 20 1.007.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715666559007196081Oct 22 1.007.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708912427613295258Oct 29 1.007.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799395773
The speargun. discuss.
>>586498980>speargunabsolutely S-tier for solofagging purposes on bugs and squids since it doesn't make a sound when fired, so combined with stealth armor you can clear entire outposts/nests and even do secondary objectives without alerting others.You will be cucked if you need to beat down a heavy but you can just run away to another objective after stunning them with gas and return later.
>>586499225>You will be cucked if you need to beat down a heavyYour secondary slot?Your grenade slot?Your three other stratagem slots?Why do retards like you say such dumb things?
>>586499504>just make noise and alert all enemies in a 70 meter radius bro!In that case I wouldn't be using the speargun but something proper like AC, recoiless, nova etc.Nobody is forcing you to kill everything you see, sometimes you can just circle around the objective to confuse them and resume whatever you were doing a minute later.
>3 statistically impossible MOs to complete in a row>"whoopsie, your reward is now reduce reinforcements for the next campaign, fuck you!"Yeah we're really enjoying your galactic war Joel.
>>586500007It is all a part of the media literacy, chuddie.You are just not literate enough to understand how "fun" this railroaded campaign is!
>>586500007Your fault for losing. You didn't lock in and play helldivers like a second job. Joel has to punish you for that.
>>586500428>the swedes really took the "just farm super credits for less than minimum wage" slave argument to the letter and turned the game into an actual second job.
>>586499031and other things that have never happened
>>586500007You're not entitled galactic war victories. Map up and move on.
>the real content was our first fully failed campaign You need more?
>>586500007"You have a right to perform your prescribed duties, but you are not entitled to the fruits of your actions." Indian wisdom for you.
>>586501045As such, I will cheat in tens of thousands of super credits, Arrowhead isn't entitled to the fruits of their actions.
>>586500885>make impossible MOs>punish players for failing the impossible MOs>still try to pull the old "remember muh creek" for like the tenth timepure swedish spite
>>586500885the funny thing is the failure benefits arrowhead moreso it punishes usbecause even if we lose a campaign reward, they can just add it back to the stack of rewards for future campaigns, no loss for them and then can lay back a few more days without having to make more content
>>586501219>muh creekyeah butt creek
>>586501236This implies that this reward exists, which it doesn't.
>>586501236>>586501394Saved for this month, which is the great content draught until the new update reveal during the game awards
>>586501394well we already know one that does exist, the flame frv
>>586499225I imagine it's not great on botshow is it for use on Pyramids or Fleshmobs?
MOnkeys are mad their fake and gay war is indeed fake and gay. The crucial junction here is will they continue to slurp joel's cum or break free?
someone post The List™
>>586498853I need more of these fat shams memes, they crack me up everytime
Why do you need to set lobbies to public and not invite if you post lobby linksWhy isn't there a setting for lobby links only if that's not invitesWhy is QoL still so fucking bad two years on
>>586493279GG!!!!I don't know if maybe I got carried or if bugs are doomed to be too easy for as long as one Eagle Napalm is enough to kill half of a 2.5x breach
Is it just me who struggles with Quick Play ever since that fucking big update dropped? I can't join ANYBODY.
>>586502231Wow, this game is really easy.
>>586502231>slav runesShouldn't you be in a video compilation involving exploding drones?
>>586502000Not enough design space.*burps*
>>586502473That's a mean thing to say. The only videos like that you should be wishing for should involve yids getting blown up.
>>586502231lol I didn't know the fpv mod made my character spaz out with the third person animations. was that exclusively while in the vehicle?
>>586502231KINO
>>586501816>I imagine it's not great on botsOne-shots hulks in the eye but it is not an anti-tank tool. It is more like the grenade launcher/laser cannon in that bringing it basically forces you to bring anti-tank in your secondary/grenade slot. >Pyramids.One-taps the helmet and will one-tap the head afterwards (probably better to use your primary for the head). The gas can be a double-edge sword on them because gassing them forces them into baby rage mode, although they will still be staggered first if you are fast enough. >Fleshmobs.Takes seven shots to kill it. However, the thing has 80 stagger force (enough to stagger a bile titan), so you can use it to stop its charge.
I'm seeing lots of coping about the triple fail campaign. You lost because you are bad. Simple as.
AH really switched to EAC right before going on their GTA vacation? Shouldn't they know by now that their implementation of it will be broken as fuck and require patches?
>>586500885>V-Z didn't make the cut
>>586502000
>>586500885>WELL YOU GUYS FAILED MY GAY LITTLE SIDE QUEST SO NOW I PUNISH YOUWhat if I just don't like bots huhWhy do I get smacked MOs should be fun and engaging and rewarding but never mandatory under threat of punishmentThe swedes are actual communists
>>586504378because you're not playing a game retardyou're participating in a grand narrative video game based interactive storytelling event™
>>586502000look man they can't figure out banning even though they use steamworks (steamid always visible and tied to your account from their backend) for matchmaking, don't expect too much from them
>>586501816>>586503978Oh you can also use it to close bug holes so you can bring stuff like the ultimatum/breacher/immolation if you want to.
Can't play, failing at writing porn
>>586504378me on the right
>>586504378What punishment?
>>586504901reduced reinforcements numbers for next campaign.a nothingburger really if you just don't die.
>>586504521Except that doesn't matter and joel has ultimate say if players pass/fail by changing planet resistance and MO objectives at whimAnd what if I just want to play the game for fun and I dont care about le ebin story>NO, TOO BAD, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER MY RIDDLES THREE
>>586504901MO failure says we'll get hit with a reinforcement penalty on the next campaign
>>586505049caveat emptor :^)
>>586505050we only get 10 reinforcements instead of 20?
>>586505049>Choepassa becomes planet with most helldivers during the last MOs because it has borgs>Joel cranks the resistance to six million so we can't possibly take itimagine still giving a shit about this railroaded warif Joel was running a DnD campaign he wouldn't last a session
>>586505049>>586504901Post a good breast size you faggots
>>586505427big tits are kino if they're realistically sized instead of that coomer shit where they're like 40% of the womans bodymass
>>586505427>baiting for more oppai
Flat chest with wide hips.It is the only way I fuck.
>>586505427
>>586505427why is that dude wearing a bra?
>>586505427sexy horse.
>>586506206(s)he is transitioning and practicing how it feels to wear a bra!
>>586506053Here you go
>>586505427big tits are kino if they're like 40% of the woman's bodymass instead of that shit where they're realistically sized.
For me its shortstacks
>>586506320that's a male...I am not gay nigga
>sven gets off work>starts lewdpostingDon't you have a stratagem reward to make
>>586506486>Don't you have a stratagem reward to makewhat for, the campaign was lost by the players :^)
>>586506320Sex
>>586506486We told Ravindra to start another strat for the stack before 2nd surstromm break
>>586468232>i will forever live rent free in this non-game owning subhuman's mindlollmao
>>586500885With those last 3 MOs Aarrowhead did something they didnt management to do before with all there bullshit railroading before, i finally stopped cearing what about the MOs. I guess im finally free
Why freak out over a reinforcement debuff? Are you a shitter? It's probably 1 less reinforcement anyway
Yes, (You) are a shitter
>>586506880Coping D6 shitskin lol
Atleast shitters actually play the game...
>>586506320That's a guy.
>>586506320This guy's drawing is so good, but he only draws faggot these days
>>586468232>>586507490hey man how come you have almost 100k collected samples that doesn't seem very legit
Oxygenator powersliding is too much fun.Without it I feel naked.I weep for the plebs who have not found joy in this.
>>586507697He doesn't draw except as official illustrator on some LN, you mean. Tragically.
>>586507906I like his old incest doujin
>>586498853Is he full?
>>586507789Honestly the sample goal was the most laughableI kept not doing higher tiers and remaining locked out of higher tier upgrades until my 400th hour and then I went into them alone and it took me about 3 dives to adjust And then it got to the point I've asked for the steam credentials of my friends so I could farm Samps and Creds on their accounts so that's probably another another collective 500 hours playing on several different sub-70 accounts that only have 4 or less warbonds unlocked
>>586500885>Last name is Wilson.It's over. I've been forgotten.
>>586507996Is he full... o(h)f dough?
>>586507906He drew for a visual novel in the past. But yeah, now a days he doesn't really do much.
>>586507995And I like hiroe rei's old 2hu doujins.
>>586507789>>586508123I mean I never picked up samples past level 80 so if I had to guess it's playing during sample MOs and low levels chasing upgrades.Keep trying to desperately deflect from the fact that you self reported on being an unironic D6 botnigger though, it's funny to watch the raped monkey dance.
Laserchads, there is a (crewed mount) entry for the laser cannon under stratagems in SHODAN.We might be getting a vehicle with a laser cannon mounted to it.
>>586508263>not having 3 family names and 2 first namesJvst be Evropean vro
>>586509065oh so you NEVER pick up samples either? your average xp per map is way off, tooi didn't think you'd out yourself even further but here we are, cheatjeet
>>586505710based tastechad>>586506351cringe contrarian brownoid
>hehe titties big and bouncy>hehe titties small and cute
>>586509552Keep coping and projecting, D6 warrior cheatjeet.. You will forever be "The Raped".
>i'm not a brown cheater but just ignore the fact that i have more XP than i should for my playtime and 100k collected samples despite never picking up samples>it's those uhhhhhh low level new players on d10 (presumably, since you're crying about a d6 boogeyman) that need samples
>>586509883Also medium and firm
>>586509883so fucking true
>>586504378>image search this>get hit with a bunch of Sangheilli/ODST and GlaDOS porn insteadanyway, sauce?
you ARE in a mission, are you not anon? you ARE typing that mid-firefight on a solo D10, are you not anon? you DO own the game and aren't seriously embarrassing yourself by now even being able to back your claims live, are you not anon?you're not seriously more pathetic than a casual who enjoys a brisk D6 dive alone and doesn't make it his whole personality, are you anon?
can Nova destroy UFOs, bug holes, fabs?
>>586510204I'm not playing because there's no lobby
>>586510212three shots bot fabsway too many shots ufos (tankiest spawners)can't into bug holes since no explosive, afaik
I want to play but my power is off
>Squid invasion: Super Earth>Get on right after work, 60.000 divers playing>Towards the evening, over 100.000 divers>Doesn't seem to make a difference on the amount of players on moving the numbersThe only proof I have, that players have any influence on the MO, where hard work pays off, when all of China collectively locked in, 24/7, successfully defended their megacity against the script of AH to have Stockholm be the last city standing.I noticed the same on Cyberstan. 50.000 or 100.000+ divers, the numbers don't seem to move any faster
Missed opportunity from AH to reskin the Loyalist into picrel for the Halo warbond
>>586510645As the amount of players increases, the Galactic Impact multiplier will drop. The fewer people on, the more individual success matters.The only thing that makes a difference is the player percentage on any given planet or faction which is why people hate bugdiving retards that sandbag every effort, even on their own front because there are so many glue eating retards that dive on random bug planets.
>its another episode of pubbies staying on the opposite side of the map where extract is on a fully cleared map doing god knows what and only deciding to go towards extract with 30 seconds left until shuttle arrivesIt seriously boggles my mind and why does it only happen on the squid front?Of course I extract without waiting for them.
>>586511135Grabbing samps probably? Bit of a dick move, anon.
>>586511135The game will literally tell you what they're doing if you look. The map says where they go, whether they clean POIs of samples, and the game tells you when samples, medals, and super credits are picked up regardless of your HUD settings.
>at least I'm having f-f-fun>goes back to his "you don't play the game" NPC dialogue treeJesus christ, what an unironically pathetic subhuman. Even making fun of you is starting to give me the ick.
>>586511535refer to >>586510032
>post has a cat or pepe pic>it's absolutely terriblewhy is this so common?
>>586511665catposters are infected by the cat parasites, they are merely aliens pretending to be human
>>586510064Ideal.
>>586511665it's especially aggregious when it's a pic of a laughing guy because it just looks like picrel
>join a pub bug dive on luxuriant while they are still in the lobby>drop in and call in gear>suddenly die from out of nowhere>"Must be powerful swiggatry at work here.">get reinforced>it happens again as I'm shooting at bugs>pan camera around to see the host behind me>they type out "tf">get reinforced once again>act like nothing happened while watching host panning camera to them>they take aim at me>ancestral reflexes activate as I dive backwards and gun them down>they type "???">I reinforce them and they try to smoosh me>as they enter out of the pod they are already aiming to shoot at me>as they begin firing at me I gun them down once again>get kicked>host was an xbox playerWhy are consoleniggers like this? I guess it serves me right for leaving crossplay on.
>>586510914>players increases, the Galactic Impact multiplier will dropI don't like it.I understand people wanting Bug chasers to contribute to a MO, but doing the invasion of SE I played with people I suspect being Bug divers because they couldn't find cover to save their lives, eating away half the reinforcement budget within the first 8 minutes. I'd rather they keep to their Bug planets and let the challenging work to the more capable players
>literally anything happens>[swedish code]or >[cheat jeet]Call it.
>>586511135>doing god knows whatDid you at least ask them in chat?
>>586512374It's a guy venting on an anonymous image board. Of course he didn't even think about it.
>>586512069Xbox players are 15 year olds and they think griefing is funny.
>>586512069>look for missions>a few pop up>turn cross-play on>over 15 missions availableNecessary evil, I suppose
>>586511656>have more XP than I shouldNigger, you're a D6 cheatjeet shitter that struggles on D10. Who made you the authority on how much XP I *should* have? Do you even know how to play blitz missions or how easy it is to curbstomp normal missions with meta gear? Of course you don't, because you're a retarded D6 cheatjeet that got stomped a couple of times on bugs in pubs and then permanently retreated to the easy mod afk faction.... on D fucking 6>it's those uhhhhhh low level new players on d10Yeah, retard. 90% of my playtime is pubstomping SOS calls for low levels because it's the only time when the game becomes even remotely challenging without you having to gimp yourself with shit weapons.
>>586511135when pubs do this i try to get high ground and snipe them across the map when their backs are turned:)
>>586512824You have been exposed. I invite anyone else to compare their stats to yours (compensating for in-mission time discrepancy) and then laugh.
>>586512374I actually do and I am met with complete silence so I still have no idea what they are doing.
>>586513021I'll admit I had a good laugh when he threw back "his" stat screen and it was literally just my own statsAlso you'll notice that they were named image.png after he got called out on posting 4chan downloads meaning he probably fed my shit into an AI, asked it to change it up a bit and reposted them
>log into Whoreframe>lots of rewards earned because devs don't hate us>log into HD>another forced MO fail because lazy devs didn't bother creating memorial modelmakes you think
>>586513021>>586513508You two do realize you're talking to Gucci Slippers right? The brown subhuman would rather die than to admit he's wrong, the izzat must be protected at all cost.
>>586513850Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>stop playing HD after the void>check the companion map recently>notice that there's only 10 accessible bug planets left (excluding the ones in the gloom)>we've almost captured luxuriant>there's actually an end in sight to the bug front>deep down I know that it's rigged and it'll never happen but it would be fun if there was a community effort to capture the remaining two sectors>start playing again>check map today>we're bogged down on luxuriant and choepessa, won't capture either>4 planets being invaded, 3 of them are bugsI shouldn't have dreamed of a better world
>>586513021You're a delusional coping shitskin. All my XP is legit and my kill count completely corroborates this fact.
While you're shitposting on CD, reminder warframe fucking hates you too, just differently.
>>586513875Of course, I just firmly believe in twisting my thumb when the little insect is crushed.It's obvious because he's the only subhuman here that posts like he does and insists on using randomized filenames.
>>586513875I am? I don't keep track of gnatsThat's why I didn't have any issues posting my stat screen
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243264990752/76561198126520852Lobby!
uh ohwill he be able to contain and keep from revealing himself, thereby saving face or will he be compelled to reply?
>>586514534bots?
>>586514534FVLL.
My favorite weapon was ruined and now I don't feel like playing as much.
>he thinks kills count towards mission XP
>>586514950FUCK.POST ANOTHER, NAO.
>>586513508>>586514306Lmao you're overdosing on copium and LARP, shitskin.These are not your stats and I can post them however many times you want. Would you like to post "your" stats and prove me wrong?
>>586515269My post never implied that, retard. My kills confirm that I actually played the game and didn't cheatjeet 11mil XP on my account. See : >>586515535 if you have any other questions.
>>586515519guess ill hoststeam://joinlobby/553850/109775243265539113/76561197962839239
>>586515750You have several discrepancies, XP and Samples. You expect me to believe anything else is legit?
>>586515906There are no discrepancies and you have failed to provide any proof indicating discrepancies. You're just a cheatjeet at the end of his cope rope.
>>5865158973/4
HOW THE FUCK DO I KILL VOX ENGINE WITH THE APEX???
>>586513850>lazy devs didn't bother creating memorial modelLet's be real. The only thing they would have done was adding a PNG to the galactic war map
Should I get ironclad democracy or scope of authority? Why?
>>586502545Damn, that was smoothhere's the soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZOXUn6J5c
>>586516864I don't have Ironclad, but it seems like a waste of SC
>>586516602shoot the chest 9 times or blow up 5 of the 6 heatsinks
The scripted losses will continue as long as you keep trying to fix stratagem bouncing.
The players went off script and tried to siege up two bot planets and Joel lost his fucking mind over it.
>>586517483If we sieged the magma planet, Joel wouldn't have a reason to do his "somehow the automaton super weapon returned" storyline for the next major update
>Widow's harbor is Earth inner ring territory so it'll never be touched>RD-4 is the closest i've come to enjoying moonkino again and gave me a new found appreciation for the squids and how quickly you can be fucked over when alone against them>Claorel (and the rest of the Tanis sector) lost any chace of becoming frontlines when we imploded Penta>Maia is three planets away from Ustotu and it'll be even farther away once Choepessa is liberated>Sirius is right next to an occupied planet but the squids won't fucking move off Siemnot>Rasp is comfortably away from the frontline and any chance at Gallux sector fronts got squandered with the DSS nothingburger>Terrek>Fenrir III>Euphoria III is in bumfuck nowhereDolph and Curia are the only hopes I have for us getting MoonBot Ludokino if the December event goes the way that fatfingered frontwide Borg modifier misshap showed it willAnd we're literally never getting to Zosma unless the joeetl lets us move the front which he won't because the last three MOs were botgod humiliation rituals for not losing the ones before that
>LARPer didn't post "his" stats>the rest of the shitskin brigade went completely quiet after getting BTFOedWell, I guess that settles it. The shitskins got gaped as usual and the white man marches on.
>Joel flips one if our planets to the bugs>Joel throws out two other bug attacks that are definitely failingHe really wants that izzat huh?
ded gaemded threadno lobby doko
>the "white man" in question
>the white (portuguese brown rape baby) man marches onwith his 100k samples that he never bothers picking up KEK
>>586517931>>586518841>>586518902Melta
whoops, that one caught the filter! try again :)
>>5865158972/4
>>586518838all that is left is some shizos constantly bickering with Gucci...
D10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243269362630Join to learn what flavor of muffin I had for breakfast. The rest of the thread will never know!
>Melta
>>586519418The entire thread shall know that I rape your anime girl
>>5865194182/4 (dos por quatro)
sooo any slutdivers on ??
>>5865194183/4
>>586515897steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243270397936/76561197962839239rehostin
>>586519418Fvll
I think I miss the void.
truth is both small and big titties are great but small tights and small hips are cringe both pairs of tits works great on big butts and big hips
>>586520461i think i miss having content in this game
>>586520874/hdg/ is a definite ass general
>>586514534GGs They dont know they look
>>586522148this is rape
>>586514534GGs.
>>586522148based
>>586514534GGs
>new enemy for October>it is November second>no new enemy>reinforcements are down insteadI need more.
robby roko
>>586498853I met my girlfriend playing Helldivers™
>>586522668sorry to hear that
>>586522668that's a man
>>586522148Damn, i look like that?
>>586522502>I need more.Will you ever have enough?
>>586522148>slimdiving
>>586522886gonna need one of those slimdivers
>>586522754no, her microphone is just old and makes her sound masculine
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243273073050/lobby koko
>>586523267already full?!!!111
>"Unlike those backwards Americans, us Europeans have healthy working hours!">half ass everything for most of your working months>leave everything shitty and unfinished and straight up leave the millisecond your vacations startHmm I see
>>586523413ye actuallywtf alive thread
>>586523267Pre-filled discord tranny lobby.
>>586523527that's a very rude thing to sayand not true in the slightest
>>586523426who are you quoting?
>>586523527Probably not, but even if it were it's not like you could join anyway, gucci
>>586523747It filled in less than a minute after 2 active lobbies what do you want me to say>>586523842I'm not her
>enter game>ad pops up>cant close it>restart game>ad doesn't pop up and I can play normallyAnyone else?
Snoy upper management realizing they have to send the Pinkertons to Stockholm to whip the swiggers back into shape again
>>586522875>Share the oats, brothers
>>586524219Sony ain't doing shit, they are scared to say anything to the developers of their only live service game that is actually making a profit.
>>586524219>34% and still droppingWe're going to hit May 1st ratios lmao
>if we do a couple of fake unwinnable MOs the players will really lock in for this next one to get that stratagem reward!>what do you mean the player count is dropping
>>586524219>add EAC>it doesn't stop anything but brings tons more crashes>promise content>don't deliver>bungle MO harder than ever>next two months literally emptySweden is actually an automaton demoralization outpost.
>>586507996>>586522875>>586498853Where do these edits even come from? I usually have some sort of idea where meme stuff originates but I'm at a loss here.
>add meaningful rewards for successfully completing MO's>don't win the MO>don't get the thing>NNNNNNNNNNNNNOO THIS ISN'T FAAAAAAIR >:((((((((((((((((((((((
>>586526226what was the reward?
as an interwebs greybeard it seems to have started as a one-off post making fun of a youtubertheir formulaic style was maintained but the content was replaced by a fat bastard rubbing his belly, which is simply comedy gold
>>586526058latest mindbroken schizo spammer obsession
Where does devoid of content rank in major updates?
but who will rub MY belly??? :(
>>586526613above EoF but below pretty much everything else imo
Reminder that this is who is calling you a cheatjeet herehttps://youtu.be/4gImIjW5FjU
>Reminder that this is who is calling you a cheatjeet here
>>586527118>pitiful failed TK attempt>leaves the lobby in shamegood lord
>>586527118based
Watch the spider spewers be pushed back to december where in the next major update, you guessed it, we blow up yet another hive world and turn it into another jpg on the map.Except this time the planet we dive on is 24/7 covered in bug farts ala spore spewer/charger.
>>586527740Sounds great, it'll make bots lobbies fill faster
We captured/destroyed the mega factory on Choepessa and this somehow has no affect on the ability of the bots to replenish their troops (regen rate). Joel is an awful GM.
>>586528775Your actions not mattering is a part of fascism's media literacy, dumbass...
Do lobbies fill up if it's bot evening hours or are all the people actually playing this game wagies?
new cope just dropped
>>586529328holy shit the glazedivers out in full force
Lobby? I don't want to play with pubbies.
>>586519418ggs around granite never respite
Give me one good reason that the Maxigun continues to be such a piece of shit when the Apex and Cremator are also in the game. Both of them are outright superior options to their non-backpack counterparts, which is what they should be. The Maxigun still feels like an MMG with a gimped knee.
>>586529328why even release a roadmap that you can't stick to?
>>586529958Desperation. If they released an honest roadmap it would say "outsource content and then rig MOs with content to fail" and people would riot.
boosted spwan rate lobby, doko
>>586529958keeps people interested and hopeful for new content. then when you don't deliver the asslickers can cover for you and berate people for holding you to the schedule you created.
>>586529328Question to ask that dick sucker: why is there no communication explaining *why* the roadmap is unable to be followed as promised.
>>586530775>cutaway to Arrowhead HQ>a single tumbleweed rolls across the foreground
>>586530775They will explain everything in due time*>*after their November holiday and pre-christmas holiday followed by christmas holiday and then post-christmas holiday and then pre-new year holiday and then new years holiday and then post-new years holiday and then maybe at the end of January
>>586523267gegs
>>586530775you need more?? UGH! you JUST got a warbond! UUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!! clearly you do not follow law of jante
>>586527118>rejoins and gets laughed atWhy the hell did he upload this lmfao
>>586523267>??we simply don't know
>>586523267GGs spore bugs are FUN™
>>586532626rape the leandiverkill the brawnydivers I don't need them
>>586531383The scene then transitions to a dark room. Disgusting sounds can be heard of an unclear cause. The camera slowly pans to reveal a large, foreboding figure and the sounds become louder. The camera panning continues until it fully reveals an obese shams rubbing his belly but not looking in the direction of the camera. When the camera finishes panning, there is a pause, and then shams suddenly turns to stare in the camera with a musical sting. The screen then cuts to black.
>>586532626I keep that double questionmark on my libby for when niggas get silly.>>586523267ggs
>>586532750this anon endlessly fantasizes about disgustingly obese men rubbing their gross obese bellies
>>586527118I cant think of anything more cuck-coded than playing hall monitor for a developer that hates you.
>>586525826They just don't get it. When modern videogamers are challenged, they don't lock the fuck in and try harder, they give up and go play another game that gives them their dopamine hit for no effort required.
>>586532750dont forget the part were he is rubbing his belly
>>586527118>Console player seething at modsA prime example of sour grapes
robbyroko
>>586526058>Where do these edits even come from?They come from the depths of Shams' stomach. (He is hungry.)
>>586527118LMAO
>>586524086>It filled in less than a minute after 2 active lobbies what do you want me to saycoulda said "wow, alive thread", like a normal fella wouldI was surprised at near instant fill as well; i was hoping i'd get to finish my food
>SVEN YOU FUCK>WE FORGOT THE OTHER HALF OF THE ROADMAP>Uh... Fuck take one of the existing ones and uh.>Hits the color randomizer >Here is the new biome!
>>586533808it's the wulfgamer and stinkditch inspector biome!
I'm addicted to the lobby with increased spawn of bugs.
>>586533808Holy fuck lmao no way
>Addicted to "wave Dagger around and get 80 kills without even trying" slop.
>>586533808Im ok with this
>>586523267GGs bugdivers
>>586534446Same it's fun
>>586534503b-but I thought the malicious ragdoll code was supposed to send them towards players, not away from them
He rubs his big belly
>play fine with /hdg/>eat>can't connect to any game after eating>verify game file>keep timing out>try a fresh install >keep timing out
robby
>>586533316the only one challenged here is you brother
>>586535096You got aids from one of the modders like >>586534503>>586532626
>>586533808this is great I love blue moon ice cream>>586534840he noticed the modded skin and was repulsed
>>586535254I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME
Magickafags tried to warn usThey tried to warn usAnd we didn't listen
>>586535852QWASA you
>>586535254>completely clientside cosmetic mods>affecting another anon's machine
>>586535175Fuck off, nigger.
Hey botfags! Instead of bashing your skulls against choepessa accomplishing nothing, why don't you help with the bug defenses instead? You know, so you won't be useless for a change?
>>586536490are you retarded
>>586536542beg me
>>586536490You're a bit thick aren't you?
>>586535764thank AH for their shoody EAC implementation, it fucked over plenty of vanillafags. Meanwhile actual cheats were back in less than a day. If only swiggers did QA.
>>586536490>being this proudly retardedIzzat in shambles
>update to EAC>still have to manually remove GG fileswhy
>modfags being the slightest bit tech literate solved their EAC issues within a day or two>most vanillfags who never dared touch their game files beyond Verify Files still can't open the game two weeks latermy sides are in orbit
>>586534446I never realized how shit almost all the other guns are in comparison to the laser pointers. Why use my shitty AR on a medium that takes like a half a mag to kill when i can just light him and the 10 other mediums + chaff on fire and have a chill barbecue. These lasers have ruined all the other weapons for me bros
>>586536950*explosives you*
>>586536950You only pick other weapons that are specifically designed to deal with low hp/fire weak chaff other than the laser pointers because of vibes/larp at this point. Most of the time, that larp is high RPM dakka that isn't actually accomplishing anything than the sounds and visual effects.
>>586537318>1200 hp cyborgWhy?
>>586536913Built for Cyberpsychosis induced sex
>>586537513CAPRI IS MY WIFE BECAUSE I HAVE THE MONIKER FOR IT
>>586536950You are using lasers after like a year of patches and updates that buffed them
>>586536913>Try to kill cheating >All it did was people making mods to fix your game>Actual cheating has never been easier Peak fucking Sweden
sc robby roko
>>586534068get inD12 bugs lobby with tankier heaviessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243283733167
>>5865385572/4
>>586538557joining hangs then times out.
>mod that tells me how far away a pin i left on the map iswas it that hard?
>>586539383what's the practical application of it?
It not every day you find a developer this comedically inept. Its almost magical.
Why are you still playing this dogshit game?
>>586539450if you can read map structures it lets you range shit out much better and snipe cross map with the RR and other weapons that have the rangegreat for indirect fire and anything with large drops
>>586539252I doubt this considering someone joinedmaybe it's your mods
>>586539626that someone is likely the reason for timeoutsbad connection will poison the lobby for subsequent joiners
>>586539252Join the timeout gang
>quickmatch>defense mission>leave
>>5865385573/4
>>586538557fvll
>>586530775>why is there no communication explaining *why* the roadmap is unable to be followed as promised.explaining anything to this playerbase is like explaining vet visits to a dog.
>>586538050Nah, i remember using lasers around the time the illuminate first dropped and finding them to be the best weapon for the job, although i only ever tried them on bugs very recently. I think around launch time was the only time lasers were truly dogshit with LC only being med pen, scythe having no proper scope, dagger only having like 200 dps, and none of them being able to set enemies on fire which is what set the foundation for them being S tier
>>586540624true arrowhead does behave like a wet pathetic dog with its tail between its legs on an examination table whenever any communication has to take place
>>586539785>Needs to play as a client to be carried>Too much of an indecisive cuck to just pick a planet and mission himselfHave you considered not being a pussy?
>>586540742I'm going to torture your asshole until you shoot cum on the floor.
>>586540632>none of them being able to set enemies on fire which is what set the foundation for them being S tierthe scythe was always S tier on bots even without a scope and without fireI know because I've been using it since launch
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243284853087/76561199586955078bott
>>586529952There is no good reason.The Apex is like if the AMR and RR had rawdog passionate sex and spawned a bastard child.The Cremator was so good it was responsible for becoming the new statline for the likes of the Flame Sentry.The Maxigun is just a clunky piece of garbo, and it always will be until it gets heavy pen. You are sacrificing mobility for what is basically the medium MG with a slightly faster fire rate and more ammo.
>>586540847don't threaten me with a good time
>>586541090It doesn't have to be a threat, buttboy. Just equip the stim pistol and let everyone know what you like.
>>586513850>a modelYou mean an image of it in a fake news broadcast and a lil tidbit added to the planet on the map that literally does fucking nothing. This game needed planetary bonuses like galactic conquest on OG battlefront two, but AH are fake gamers who lie about playing games.
>playing annex quarry>call down strategem>bot drop arrives just before flag hellpod lands>flag hellpod gets embedded in tank as it lands>whatthefuck.superpng>continue playing as normally>halfway done with flag when the enemy corpse starts sinking into the ground>entire flag hellpod sinks with it>objective reset: call down flag>flag strategem is gone>laeve quarry area>go back>strategem still isn't there>bot drops keep coming like nothing's the matterI know it's kind of niche and having the hellpods get stuck in stops players from getting stuck in corpses but maybe it'd be wiser to have it so anything struck with a hellpod just has its corpse turned intangible insteadThis was a pretty funny softlock though
>>586513975>he thinks we're allowed to liberate planets that aren't attached to the current MOLOOOL LMAAAAAOOOOO
>>586514293cope
>>586529952>>586541074>that window is already broken?>fuck it, I'm going to break the rest of the windows!
>Swedes insist on trying to make Helldivers 2 a "milisim" >Look inside>Swedes havnt fought a war in over 200 years>The people making helldivers 2 never saw real combat>Mfw theyre just making Helldivers 2 based off their imagination and larp session (conscription)Realistic milisim btw
>galactic war is claimed by arrowhead to be player driven>players drive the war a certain way>joel has a pants shitting tantrum over it
>>586541904This guy hasn't drawn a doujin in 200 years either
>>586540785I open the gameI press Rand if it looks like it wont be fun (all defense missions are boring as shit)I leave
>>586541920By "player driven" they just mean "Whether or not we decide to rig it"
>>586541904When you realize this it makes the awful weapon handing (post sprint instability, horrible ergonomics, and sway) make sense as you can see it through the lens of a swedish girlyman.
>>586541596We can't liberate planets outside of the MO because people shit blood when the enemy takes planets. They want to take planets from the enemy factions without ever losing them, which is obviously impossible. The galactic war could be more fluid if the (vocal) playerbase's idea of fluid wasn't just "we take enemy planets". In order to consistently take planets, the enemy factions also have to take them.
>>586542121hold your arm out extended and keep your fingers pointed at the same spot in space. now do that after a full sprint.I'm sure you can achieve complete and total rock steady control without any deviation whatsoever, right? and you're not even holding anything in your hand so it should be even easier for you.
>>586541920>its player driven!>shit their pants after players raped bots off the map>change how it works not long after so we cant ever actually do anything close to that ever again
LET ME PLAYI JUST WANT TO JOIN A LOBBYIT WORKED PERFECTLY JUST FOUR HOURS AGOAAAAAAAH
>>586542121Helldivers are essentially super-human with how well they handle their equipment. The game is actually very lenient if you view it from that angle. >>586542771Bots getting wiped off the map was the intended outcome. If you think you "raped" the developers by doing what they expected you to do, you are retarded.
>>586542930>ignores how they did in fact change it, so that can in fact never happen again>ignores how players without being told to do so pushed them off the mapYou're retarded
love the game hate sweden simple as
>>586542716There will be higher instability from the elevated heartrate increasing the natural tremor, but not to Parkinsons level that happens in game. If you're a skinnyfat swede, though, then maybe.
>>586540996full ?
>>586543065>ignores how players without being told to do so pushed them off the mapThe devs planned for bots getting pushed off the maps so they could have an epic return with their invasion. Thinking that this wasn't planned is like thinking the invasion of Super Earth wasn't planned.
>>586541702Lame argument, the Maxigun was outclassed by launch strat weaponry from the second it released.
>>586543112Is there a bug that gives you people higher sway? Sway always seems easy to manage for me.
>>586543806sway is only an issue if you attempt aiming after coming out of sprintI imagine that's the cause of all the bitching
>>586543793The free stratagems should be strong. I'd say that keeping the paid support weapons weaker than the free ones is a good policy.I, personally, don't want the maxi-gun to be as strong as the cremator because the cremator is so strong that the game becomes boring. I don't even use it myself, but if one of my teammates takes it on bugs he can basically solo everything with minimal effort. I just end up standing around waiting for fast enemies to get past him. I don't even think increasing the number of enemies would change much because it does AOE damage. >>586543893Usually when I want to fire after sprinting I crouch or dive. I'm willing to believe that people just aren't using the tools at their disposal.
>>586544334>I'm willing to believe that people just aren't using the tools at their disposal.that's 3/4 of hd2 community at any given time
>>586542716>hold your arm out extended and keep your fingers pointed at the same spot in space. now do that after a full sprint.Im sorry youre so out of shape.
>>586533808When do we get a Candyland biome?
>>586541904If you want gameplay by and for people who've seen combat start joining arma FNF's
Secondary Apex when?
the senator getting ap4 was the start of all of this
I'm gonna make an onion goat cheese lardon omelette. What'cha eating /hdg/?
>>586544394>that's 3/4 of hd2 community at any given timeYeah. It's frustrating when people complain about the game and clearly don't understand the intent of what they're complaining about. I'm not saying they necessarily have to enjoy it, but when they act flabbergasted and say stuff like "why is this even in the game" it makes it hard to believe that they have actually thought about the design. It's like when people complain about gunships being too oppressive (which they really aren't if you take the right tools, but that's a separate matter). They don't realize that the point of gunships is to punish solofags. Gunships are more difficult to deal with alone because of their ragdoll, but killing them while they target one of your teammates is very easy. I like this dynamic, and anyone is free to disagree, but refusing to even acknowledge the intent behind it makes it difficult to stomach someone's criticism.
>>586541904honestly the best way I would describe this game is a milsim themed DnD campaignthey obviously care more about the galactic war and maintaining the integrity of "helldivers", so it's not necessarily rooted in all realism
>>586545450I wish I could sex this sex diver.
>>586545450Very critical post to the thread, thank you
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243288089055/lobby koko (mou ikkai)
>>586546210>>586545973>>586545450samefag
i just started playing (again, after ages)... do we often fail MOs? back to back?
>>586546210Sex is an important motivator, especially for us incels. >>586546348Sure man. I also made your post.
>give the breaker its HD1 per pellete damage>it stops being a useless piece of shitBY JOVE
>>586546409
>>586545741the senator was maybe good for like 2 minutes when hulks were rare-isheruptor (and co) is an abomination
armor penetration is a meme stat that should've never been a thingjust balance the damage values, boom
>>586546314filled
>>586546732Yeah man. Just make it a completely different video game. Just remove the core identity of the game.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243288638350/76561198066017633
>>586547105>armor penetration creep is good actuallynext you'll be telling me ragdolling is good too huh
>>586547308>armor penetration creepWhat do you mean by "creep"? Do you think high armor pen is becoming more important? >next you'll be telling me ragdolling is good too huhJust because you don't want to hear it doesn't mean it isn't true.
oh hey the resident bootlicker is here
lots of lobbies tonight
>>586538557fuck was pissin, GGs
>>586538557GGit's fun how there's no break between bug breaches but that also means you have to bait them out of objectives
>>5865471744/4
>>586543806it's whining retards being hyperbolic"parkinsons level" come the fuck on
did they do something to the stingray spawnrates? i swear those things appeared at least thrice per mission even on D7i've only run into one on my last 20 or so diveswhat gives?
the supply frv is kinda sick??
>>586501219>impossibleNo Bugfags just refused to use the fucking HMGE and kept napalming and whining that squid and Botfags didn't wipe their ass for them.
>>586547449NTA but there is a marked increase in weapon penetration levels recently with things like the bolt pistol being heavy pen. sai being medium pen, sightliner being heavy pen, and the nova being anti-tank pen rather than heavy pen, which is making armour value less important. It's like arrowhead is increasingly afraid of releasing weapons with light pen or even medium pen in some cases because whenever they do they get a legion of shitter retards declaring it dogshit useless garbage because it's not heavy pen and going around the internet telling anyone who will listen that "arrowhead is killing the game with their shit balance"so he might be alluding to that, but then he's also retarded for suggesting to just scrap the entire system all together. just throw that baby right out with the bathwater
>>586548757I saw them multiple times every mission during the squid AMR push. they should be plentiful on any non-subfaction planet
>>586549387im on RD-4 and even when running out the glock they're just nowhere
>>586547174my router decided to restart
>>586546478since fucking when has the breaker been useless?
>>586549050>pen-match damage reduction exists>menu tips mention angling/ricochet mechanicsi think it'd be interesting to see what happens if some stuff got buffed one pen level, but only for accurate dead-on hits instead of glancing blows since it'd still make good positioning important and might make raising enemy armor levels more interesting
I have NEVER seen anyone wear this armor
>>586549674Since the Slugger and Punisher have been a thing
>>586550093its the fatty armour
>lobbies filling>gg posting>can't play because arrowhead decided my connection would stop working
>>586550093>identical stats to the other ODST armor but no shouldersit maybe matches the blue on the polar patriot scout and the technician armor and that's kind of it, not really much to work with short of using colormatchers or LUT edits and the armor passive itself doesn't really offer much utility
>>586548819They need to bring back the incel frv alreadyI can't believe they've actually just sat on it for months nowFuckin swiggers man
Anyone seen a level 300 in game yet?Highest for me was like 245
>>586550093Because it's GIRL armor for little GIRLSAnd i'm a big strong BOY who wears BOY armor
>>586550556
I haven't stopped wearing the steeled vet robot arm and leg sets since they were added
>>586551236I need moreI love the steel vet prosthetics so much
>>586550910Shoulda won the MO, come back in December* for the next major update. (*Date subject to change. Terms and conditions apply.)
>>586551236What's servo good for? t. bad
>>586546478>oveerseers get to survive one shot with their ceramic armor before their torso gets externally blenderedthis thing is stupid fun
how do so many blind illiterate retards manage to use a website that is entirely text and visuals?
>>586551107You don't need friends when you can host or join lobbies, which the swede prevents me from doing for no reason
>>586551801Limb resistance is a meme because they'll break regardless even to minor damageThe true star is the throwing distanceBeing able to fuck up patrols and drops with stratagems at a greater distance is godly
>>586551950reset computer
>>586552056That extra 20 meters on a throw is the difference between a reinforcement cascade and a quick clean base clear
>>586551801You can throw shit like 30 extra meters
>>586551862>mod a weapon to be able to kill 8 mediums without aiming in one mag>"it's fun"
>>586552305yup
>>586551874
i'm brown btw
>>586552056>>586552181What if you can't throw or aim things with arc like grenades or the levellerIt's already why strafe is so good, it's very hard to bungle your throw badly enough to miss compared to airstrike or god forbid rockets
>>586552693It kinda works as training wheels even thenI used it alot when i was new because it let me throw riskier orbital stratagems farther from my team
>>586551874>know they won't hit the deadline>say nothing anywaysuh based
>58655187450 cents have been deposited to your account; enjoy the full month of food for your village, loyal fan!
D10 snow squidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243290951202/76561198415003359
>squids lobby
>squid lobby
Six Seven
>>5865535712/4
So what will happen to modding now that EAC was a complete disaster that accomplished nothing good for anybody?
>16 slot hd1
>squids
>>5865535713/4
>>586554289All 16 of you have been added to The List.
>squid
>>586553571full
>snow lobby
>>586551874>say they'll set a regular update schedule>say they'll make regular blog posts>say they'll show some roadmaps>say they'll do x, y, z>2 years on from launch of their live service game, they haven'ta blind illiterate retard can see that much
>>586546314terrible experience
>>586554289Ok great, now let me have my own screen.
>>586555586>still no loadouts to this day>If you actually play this game you have to scroll through a 100 fuckin pieces of armor you never use bc no transmog eitherSweet endgame summer child bros...I'm so tired...
>>586555997names. now.
>>586555997Change your tampon next time, you might calm down a little.
>>586556007it comes with the mod
>>586556070Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel, Heer, Juan Aviéu, "Fast Owen" Tattaq, Getzda, Staejon "May" Aeikraft, Hugh Pediéu, Tughrab di Qatar, Paul Vil, Heidi Inne, Flass O'Goode, Howance Tàuterai, Nëhst, Tillmie á Bouté, Bane, Veidoû Sïwere, Damasc, Allah Dalai al-Teih, Frau Haìrdegon, Atlee Sioux, Kantaaq, Hugh Aeiou, Irfah Boulte, Tatov, Willy Uday, Yuri Bigaev, Voss Göeting, Chaôute, Roche U., "Lesions" Yagat, Hieselv Kòutê, Nâvou Watts, Dan Echsteppe, Auvia Masze and "Tupple" Anne >>586556095sure thing buddy, thanks for bringing a taste of the public matchmaking into the thread's lobbies
>>586556070gucci slippersSveedesh Feesch
>>586555997Mission 1 was rough and I take blame for it. I didn't know it was spore bugs. I would have picked a different loadout with more AT and less teamkill.
>>586556261You're welcome, thanks for being the absolute worst of hdg and a miserable sperg that chimps out over a game.Can't wait for our next lobby.
Are the belly rubbing thumbnails even real
Yes
>>586556983I saw Shams Jorjani pick up a kid off the ground and bite his head off like a Hersheys the other day.
>>586556983No which makes it less funny
>Join a quickplay to get my personal order (squids) done>It's in loadout>Host gets out of the hellpod just to kick meWhy are they like this
>>586557290Pub rng>join a mission>host changes the mission>join a mission>host is sitting afk in pod
>do solo d10>clear map>no problem because no shitters
>>586556481>>crematoryou were finethe guy I'm angry about was calling in eagles on top of the flag (twice we had it reset), while also barely killing anything (brought napalm and then some btw)there's a thin line between>whoops guys, sorry sorry I fucked upand>XD what if i do it again while i've already died 7timesif you're gonna be a quirky faggot at least pull your weightbravo seething retard (me) fucked up the reply
>>586553571SWEDEN BLUESCREENED MY FUCKING SQUID LOBBY
>Player 2 has timed out >Player 3 had timed out>Player 2 joining squadron>Player 2 has timed out>Player 4 has timed out>Player 2 joining squadronAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586557537>seething over an anon lobby>fuck the post upgucci meltie
>>586557402spore bugs are either a shitshow or a snoozefest becuase someone brought armor stratsno inbetween
Chorizo and garlic bread for late lunchI rub my belly
>>586558797man i fucking wish I had chouriço right now manshare some for a bro in need
>>586557537Really, take a breather, realise it's a game and calm yourself. You freaked out a few days ago on the guy that shot you at extract trying to help, and now me. I got melted several times by the cremator guy and by whoever else had an eagle and fire, it literally doesn't matter, by the next mission no one gave a shit and helped backed each other up. We'll inevitably play again in the same lobby and repeat this seething, but fuck man don't let it get to you so much over a casual game.
>>586557537appropriate response would be to blow him away with the biggest weapon you have before leaving and blocking him
Shodan increased spawn rates have reminded me why I like this game so much. You can push it pretty far too before it starts breaking the game/crashing.
>>586557489getting many kills or did you do stealth?
I like fighting squids.
>>586559573I called you a retard because just about every single action you took was retarded; ending the match with 340 kills on spore bug flags is borderline malicious, especially considering you cost us the flag two times.I've seen you just sit in gas and let your hp tick down into completely avoidable accidentals, run without even attempting to shoot the enemy and throw airstrikes on allies that'd make the most retarded pubbie blush.I don't know how do you figure that for a sperg out, especially given that I called you that after the first match, where you were genuinely borderline malicious, but where I sit it was entirely appropriate.>You freaked out a few days ago on the guy that shot you at extract trying to helpNot even nearly compareable - the guy has a history of shooting me after the timer runs out and we've discussed that before; he asked for a clip, I provided it, we were cool after that and played in lobbies afterwards. You're just retarded and genuinely unpleasant to play alongside, all there is to it.As I said, there's horsin' around and then there's (You)
Seems like Navi VII has disappeared from the map. It's supposed to be inbetween Fori Prime and Azur Secundus.
>>586560912i wouldn't worry about it
For comparison, on the companion app map.
>>58655607002
>>586560912It never existed, stop talking about it.
Entreched Division or Redacted?
>>586561290entrenched
>>586556070Magic Repo Man: Dumped by My Party, I’ll Cash In With a Cute Support Fairy to Become the Strongest!Hello, I Am a Witch and My Crush Wants Me to Make a Love Potion! Dragon Ball Super: Beerusand the one throwing a shitfit in thread:So What’s Wrong with Getting Reborn as a Goblin?
>all of this seething
>>586561290entrenched has a strong bug smg, the flamethrower that solves bugs entirely, gas mortar that's passive kill income on every factionand the giga grenade which is the most retarded nade in the gameredacted has "you literally can't see me retard" armor sets, an ok marksman rifle, a meh libcarb sidegrade and c4 which is good but requires setting up controls for it (firemode switch)I'd say entrenched
>>586561529stoker is s tier on every faction
>>586561567i'll admit it's strong on every faction but it feels kinda bad to pop dev heads with it on botsit definitely shines the strongest on bugs
>>586560559Gas clouds that (You) dropped, or your mortar, or your grenade. Yet I haven't sperged at you for using the team tickler strats eating my stims in any match we've played on bugs, or when you have tk'd me with call ins or grenades. I took a shit loadout trying different things and ballsed it up, dont you sit there and tell me you weren't synonymous with stupid shit a while back, because I was in those lobbies and remember them.I don't care or know who he is, but you absolutely sat there on the ship and threw a fit at him over a tk and left in a huff at the end, he apologized and you still acted as if he had raped your dog and made it into a bigger deal than it was, and here you are again throwing a fit and seething harder because I called you out on it both times for overreacting. You are a volatile sperg that takes a game way too seriously and any infractions in it a personal slight against yourself to the point you think it's malicious and targeted. Again, take a breather, it's a game and shit happens.
>>586553571GG
The new StA-SMG is insanely fun. Always has been a decent but underrated gun. now it just shreds if you have siege ready.
>>586560559>>586561858
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243299945066/76561199586955078we resume bots
>>586560912its just a joel oopsy
what causes this?It's a D10, btw.
>>586562181sovl
>>5865620402/4
I hate this game
>>586560440Stealth because killing enemies does not give xp.
>>586562181>anon mogged so hard he has to post in /hdg/ pausing between handfuls of poop eating to type out his cope and attempt to seem cooler than this turbo chard new player
>>586562181
>>586561858>Gas clouds that (You) dropped, or your mortar, or your grenadeThe gas mortar I have little control of, but if you're too retarded to not sit in the green cloud for a prolonged - which you've done on multiple occassions, not even attempting to leave said cloud - amount of time then perhaps you should turn your screen on - besides, I was there to outheal most gas damage at moment's notice, as I always do - honorary mention to the other guy with a stim pistol, who was clearly struggling but still hit some pretty good shots.And believe me - I would not waste the precious gas grenades on your silly ass.>I took a shit loadout trying different things and ballsed it up, dont you sit there and tell me you weren't synonymous with stupid shit a while backSure, I would bring the stalwart to bots to enforce supression meta and you were all "wow, what a cool guy, providing covering fire for the fatties", I remember.I remember calling you retarded back then, too, and you have not improved.>I don't care or know who he is, but you absolutely sat there on the ship and threw a fit at him over a tkI addressed the issue, then I sat there for a spell while I was making a webm, then I left, sure.We played the very next day and it was fine, so this is a completely moot point.This is the third time you're going all "hurr durr take a breather" - I've called you a retard once, that was it - almost smells like projection, especially given your reaction in the thread.How about you pipe down, stop dramamongering and accept that you were abysmal in the lobby, with hope that it won't happen in the future
>>586540996
>>586562181>level 6>d10>bringing all the stratagems they have unlockedgodly aura
>>586562181>based lvl 6 already knows all he needs is his support weapon, a spare on the off chance YOU kill him and he can't reach his kit and the trusty and highly esteemed Precision StrikeHe's based and you're mega gay
I get myself like 2-3 Novas and just quickly switch between them like I'm hauling 3 muskets
>>586562181>this one has a backpack symbol so it goes on my back, I can get another support weapon!>someone told me the stalward is a primary weapon in HD1, so I can have two LMGs! Awesome!
>>586561971the only issue it's ever suffered from was dropping mags on interrupted reloads
>>586563193If that really is their thought process thats so cute and molestable.
Gloom probably will start to expand tomorrow giving us the new subfaction and bringing a massive loss of territory on the bug front
>>586562181>two lmgs to fend off chaff (one extra in case he runs out of ammo)>RR to deal with heavies>117 armor with extra stims to stim his teammates>jack of all trades OPS for any situation
>>586562181Relax bro, he might wanna use something different mid-mission
kekking @ (some) anons having a terrible experience on gay vanilla lobbies while (((we))) are playing modded difficulties and HAVING A BLAST
>D12 bugs with good teammates>snoozefest>vanilla sporebugs with multiple monkeys>shitshow that spills over into the thread
>>586564634>>586564684Damn, 'cord operating at full capacity!
>>586564684sex
Why do solo players post in the thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/comments/1xmcixo/genuinely_how_do_you_win_the_reworked_evacuate/
>>586565101>reddit link
go back
>>586565160You are no different from them.
>Decide to unlock steeled veterans for the senatorHoly fuck. You guys were right about this. Hahah. I love this thing
>>586566278wait until you try the bolt pistol
>>586566381I prefer Senator
>>5865664232 chungus bucks have been deposited into your account
He rubs his chungus belly to that.
>>586564515Nice butt abdosister
aaaaa I'm trooooniiiing ooooout I'm gonna start ultimatum'ing all over the place!!!!!
Can we not just hug it out?
>>586561971I love it, even headshotting is easy due to volume of fire and little recoil. Nothing more fun than a nimble and ridiculously high rof smg
>>586562659So it's different when you do team damage and block off areas and objectives? sounds pretty retarded to me but I guess it's different when it's you.I remember you also dropping shit on teammates then and chalking up a fair few TKs, but again, it's different when it's you right?You freaked out on him over a tiny thing that no one else would care about, you've been seething at me for a day or two now for inane shit that again. no one should care about but it drives you up the wall seemingly.>Nou! Projection!Amazing argument after your recent displays of chimping after taking issue with the slightest things. Same time again later in the week sound good?
>>586568530shut the fuck up already xbox live username triple nigger pubgroid faggot
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243303967586/76561198040740781woah hey look a lobby
>>5865691173/4
>>586569117we are FULL
>>586568530>So it's different when you do team damage and block off areas and objectives? sounds pretty retarded to me but I guess it's different when it's you.I genuinely don't understand how does throwing gas grenades at hordes and breaches equal being a retard throwing clusters and napalms danger close over and over again.I'd like you to point out a sole occurence of that happening beyond maybe launching a NEAT at a POI that's yet to be cleared>I remember you also dropping shit on teammates then and chalking up a fair few TKs, but again, it's different when it's you right?Cool, are we gonna continue reminisce over the days gone?My TK ratio has gone down dramatically ever since and I've got numbers to back that up - you won't see me doing any of that shit anymore because once is funny, twice is fucking annoying, and most of my accidentals are exactly that nowadays.>You freaked out on him over a tiny thing that no one else would care aboutI've only called him out over that because it was the second time he killed me after the timer ran out in the recent time - in both cases completely avoidable, and he's got a long history of doing that even before the incident.You're trying to turn this into something that it isn't as some kinda gotcha - give it a break.>you've been seething at me for a day or two now for inane shit that againYou've been consistently retarded in each of the lobbies I've hosted or shared with you, without failAs I said, if you're retarded, I'll call the spade a spade>Amazing argument after your recent displays of chimping after taking issue with the slightest things. I reiterate - called you a retard, you're still melting down over itDon't want to be called one - don't be retardedit's that shrimple
>>586568067bigger breasts>67checked
>>586557537>>586559573>>586560559>>586561858>>586562659>>586568530>>586569520just fuck already jesus
laughing at all those small dick energy posts with the fellow girls on discord btw
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243304984541/76561198066017633
>>5865698293/4
>Arrowhead will not protect you
>>586571526haha that's sex for ya
>>586569829diving 3/4
>>586571526SEX WITH ESSEX UWAAAAAAAAAA
>>586569520>it's different when I do it and doesnt count >I totally dont drop gas on team mates and when I do it's okay even when it's on a console or obj>I used to be a retard but definitely not one any more who was infamous for TKs but I'm going to seethe over accidentals and others.Oh no, a second tk, how terrible, and a history you say? so much like yourself then but again, it's different for you right?>n-nouAgain pulling the nou shit, when here you are going at it with me when I called you out for chimping out initially.
creamator is based
>>586568128I like using it with Warppack like a shotgun, teleport real close to overseers and just dump everything into the chests.
>We are not going to allow a normal tank, or update the current tanks so their they actually have the ability to aim around with a good range of movement, that would be overpowered >We are going to allow an infinite ammo infinite range almost silent rifle that can trivialize the entire bot faction by making bot fabs irrelevant This is an interesting take on game design and balance.
>>586572756That also implies that the two bot tanks are over powered because they have a good range of motion, which is simply retarded and untrue.They lie as easy as they breathe
what the fuck were they thinking with retarded dogshit like the gallant?
>>586527118you can actually hear his voice spiking from his elevated heartrate at 0:45, the subtle gulp as he tries to get his words out after his DEVIOUS melta mine failed because he's a retarded console shitterits so fucking funny
>>586572873Bots have more fun than the players do
>>586569117https://x.com/Cornell_Slampig/status/2117093452567753035How it feels to run ahead and solo the bot camp
>>586562675>can visibly see the frames where the magazine's position and scale resets during the reload before parenting to the hand>having to rewind the apex regardless of whether you reload it empty or notbetween this and the stuff from last warbond the animations seem to get lazier and lazier
>>586573585Because they're Joel's self-insert faction. Hence why we keep getting raped on borg MOs.
>>5865698291/4
>>586569829
>>586569117gg
>>586574172damn Archer sounds like a gigantic bitch. I'm team Fryboy I guess
>>586575218nothing gets by hans
>>586571816>>it's different when I do it and doesnt countExcept that I don't - as I've stated, in this particular instance you forced the flag to go back to zero twice, and that was after we were down to sub 5 reinforces.Unlike the eagles that you seem so keen on dropping on allies, I've no direct control over said mortar - and again, any gas damage you three have taken I would prompty heal out unless you decided to sit in the cloud until your death. Which you did. More than once.>>I totally dont drop gas on team mates and when I do it's okay even when it's on a console or objYeah, I don't - gas is a precious resource in my loadout, doubly so in an environment where you managed to died 25 times.If you're trying to, again, imply that I waste gas nades on dropping them on your ass, then you're even more retarded than I gave you credit for.>when it's on a console or objDoesn't happen - the only time I throw gas on terminals is when I know for a fact you won't be able to clear it yourself - gas immunity gives me some breathing room to do it myself.>Oh no, a second tk, how terrible, and a history you say? You seem married to the one instance that you lack the context of; again, it really isn't the gotcha you're wishing for.There definitely is a difference between a random TK mid match and shooting someone with your primary after the timer ran out - you're grossly overestimating the """chimpout""" that you're trying to sensationalize over here - again, I called the guy a fag after he denied doing it, he apologized, we went on our merry ways. All I'm getting so far is you're so bootyblasted on being called out on being a fucking retard you've been coping for three (3) hours since the lobby concluded and grasping a straws long enough to build a person sized strawman - you do you, man, but this is the last (you) you'll be getting from me.
>all this chimp outThis is why you don't let Gucci Slippers to join your lobby
>>586569117extra padding™
>>586576051hug emote saved you
>>586576051Bots really are a joke now.
>>586576202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xMfIp-irg
>>586561858>>586562659Maybe the real Helldivers 2 was the nerds who met along the way and from a shared negative experience on their run, decided to fight it out on a public Southern Thailand Crab farming forum afterwards
>>586575283what's the reason people pick warp pack?It's nice for movement and getting out of dangerous situations. But if you replaced it with a damage based backpack you could simply shoot your way out of any problem. Which is how the game is supposed to be played.More kills for me to statpad I guess
>>5865698292/4
>>586576641>what's the reason people pick warp pack?It was a fucking blitz and I wanted this shit to end faster.>More kills for me to statpad I guessTake pills
>>586577279why dont you anon your file names
>>586577391she does when hosting thats hilarious
>>586577421lmao no way
you know something tells me it's the same faggot acting like a battered woman post lobbyfucking off yourself, freak
>>5865698293/4 numba four could be (you)
>>586577910its gotta be gucci or sens
>>586578057whoever it is sounds volatile enough to rope at any point and i hope he takes the opportunity
>>586578113dont worry the cord will help them through it like always
>>586575626Yep, it's totally different when you do it and not at all an instance of you being retarded and making excuses that it is infact different when you lob shit near team mates like you have a history of doing, different when you use something that fires indiscriminately as if you didn't take it and place it, different when it costs someone stims, ground, positioning or time on the obj, or gets them killed, but god forbid it happens to you, that's serious and needs a seethe session.The context? I was there, I saw the entire thing unfold and the sperging over it that is absolutely on form for you, it isn't a gotcha, it's just what I saw with my own eyes much to my own surprise that someone would take it so personally, and think it was purposeful. You did a lot more than call him a fag, you had a mini meltie over the thing that happens all the time in this game, especially when you were told to settle down over it, you had a meltie over me today, and you'll probably have a meltie over someone else before the week is out.>Another nou has hit the tower Try to change the story and tune all you want, you have a history of being a sperg over TKs and incidents and made a name for yourself doing so including outright malice, yet you go right through the roof over accidentals and others. This entire chain stems from you seething and sperging over TKs and incidents and no amount of NOU will change that, so thanks for your (You) ontop of your concession which I will happily accept.
>>5865698294/4
>>586577279>vodka runes are here with us
>>586578057You sound raped.
What no content does to a thread
>play with pubs>accidentally TK them>"I'm sorry" "Affirmative!">move on>play with /hdg/ trannies>accidentally TK them>thread:What a bunch of narcissistic jeets with fragile ego, shut the fuck up and move the fuck on, you get more "izzat" by being a bigger man.
>Spore bugs cause a multi hour thread meltdownSee, I told you spore bugs were the best faction just by virtue of filtering shitters. I love always being right.
namedrop this fucking subhuman already
>>586579936Gucci Slippers
Use case for Epoch now that Nova exists???
>>586579936Wulfgamergirl
What sweden does to a thread
>>586580029"I want to use something different"or"I don't want to use something so overpowered"
>>586579936(You)
jesus you guys actually play with each other? the kind of person who wants to play specifically with other 4chan users is absolutely a both a total weirdo who will try to ERP with you and a total sweat who will instakill patrols. playing with sub100 randoms is a much better experience
>>586576641I like turning the game into a movement shooter. Just watch Wallbouncing's shorts and you'll see what I mean.
>>586580201I solofag on pubs, and work as an actual team member in lobbies here.Best of both worlds, I get to enjoy two different difficulties.
>>586579885It hardly was about accidentals, thoughPast a certain point every time an eagle voiceline would play you'd have people scattering because the guy would just throw clusters and nape everywhere - it was a genuine case of pvpveThe issue that he got called a retard over was letting the flag reset after a deathchain of ~7 reinforcements because he kept throwing them right on top of it - we suddenly have to let the objective go because uhhh there's like a scavenger or two there and it requires an airstrike - ultimately ended up with two guys not extractingNo one realistically gives a shit about teamkills - but making the game miserable for everyone else involved was really annoying
>>586580201tell us more about your erp anon, are you the healslut or the other one
>>586580408insane izzat loss on display
>>586580201>both a total weirdo who will try to ERP with you and a total sweat who will instakill patrols
>>586580408>but making the game miserable for everyone else involved was really annoyinginsane to say this while using gas mortar sentry
>people unironically dying to gas sentryhow?
>>586580914>constantly throwing reds at your team>bu-but the other guy is using a gas mortar!!!do you get off on being mocked is that what this is
>>586580914>the sole thing that kept patrols from overrunning the team that was already struggling with killing them off vs>whoops! incendiary bomb on top of you x24lollmao even
>>586580961People not making use of the ping upgrade when ones out so they drop on peoples heads.
here comes xzhers cord girlies to back xhem up
>the entire thread is in a secret club conspiring against meokay yeah you do get off on being mocked
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243312084745/Thinking New Stockholm to pretend I have influence on the Galactic war.
MY ARRRRRRRRRMMMMCAN'T LIBERATE WITH THIS BROKEN ARMI NEED STIMS
>>586581687stimming you~
>>586580408post him name
>>586581841timothy
>>586581841Eeepygirl (she/her)
>>586581841Rabbit of Caerbannog
>I'm now behind every post, bush and blade of grass.It's a little early for me to occupy a space in your head so rent free but so be it, plenty of company I'm sure.
>>586581356nvm, dead thread. CLOSED
>>586582135nigga ain't nobody playin squids get a grip
>>586582135its white people working full-time job hours nigga, of course nobody joins
>white people>in /hdg/anon surely be jestin'
>>586580201I RP and kill. I kill and RP. there's no E in me.
This is a light skin brahmin thread
https://litter.catbox.moe/5nfl88tb4blaj75o.mp4
>anxious about sentry>ah thank god the charger..>
>>586584458your death was promised to that sentry 3000 years ago
>>586584290>that FPS dropreally juicy or a sign that your increased spawn lobby is about to crash, pick one!
reminder that gameguard is still installed on your PC even with the update or uninstalling
>>586584903it's vanilla so the 1st one
>>586584903>>586585267i've been having these weird fps lockups ever since EAC released as wellthey last a split second and there's nothing in common between the occurences
>>586585345nah it's been around forever
Lobby doko
>>586585441ye word but i haven't really been experiencing it in the past year or soit only came back recently for me, coincidentally after EAC patch dropped
>>586585483it used to be so strong it would crash your game back when spore bugs released
>>586585750that was because of particle spami think this one's just tied to EACi definitely remember the cpu slowdowns when fiting NEATs
>>586579935
>>586585801I'm not a fan of EAC or game guard either but there's no proof
>>586586210yeah i'm not saying it has to be EAC specifically, i'm just pointing out that the issue came back with the patch for me
HELLDIAPERS! CRANK DAT SOUJA BOY!
alright what are we mad about this week fellow helldivers
>>586587169Joel gave us a forced loss campaign and now is punishing us for losing it
>klen dath II banner changed>movie premiere anniversary tomorrow>chewsday innit today
>>586587169Someone called me brown.
>>586587990Truth can be really hurtful sometimes, being angry is a valid reaction.
>>58658787395% of HD2 playerbase doesn't even know Starship Troopers movie exists.Get with the times, gramps! The zoomer future is now!
The patch today will solve everything, trust the plan
>>586588514They are going to nerf Nova, aren't they... Everyone already bought the bond... the money has been made...
>>586588646>boughtedI passively farmed.
>>586588646>he bought?>doompf eet
>>586587873Wow, the director really understands the Swedish spirit!
>>586588646The nova isn't even that good, it barely is better than the quasaar.The apex though... that thing is OP.
>>586588646still waiting on all those nerfs you said was going to happen after the last 4 warbonds
>>586588646I hope not. Its one of the few fun support weapons.
>>586588646Arrowhead doesn't nerf players anymore. They're too afraid to upset all the trannies, gamer dads, and other faggots like you.
"NERF THE RECOILLES RIFLE NOOOOOOOOW" nerftrannies been real quiet since Apex dropped...
>>586590196
>>586590492>It was real in my mind.
>>586590801Custom Galactic War literally nerfed the recoilless on their first "rebalance" change...
>>586590856and it's fucking dead now, how's that make you feel, huh?? HUH????don't mess with us..
>>586590856Idk, I'm not a mod tranny.
*gulp* um, tuesday patchdivers? our october roadmap?
>>586591459hopesissies will all be corrected with DOOMGOD dick today...
>>586588646I fucking hope so, the review bomb will be even more glorious
>>586591459You are not entitled to patches!
>tfw no progressive far left emo gf with rainbow hair and nose piercingI SVFFER
>>586592752those kind of girls are usually lesbian or trans, you would have no chance even if you were attractive...
oh shit klen danth II's biome actually changed I didn't believe it cause nothing ever happens in this fucking game
>>586593361>>586587873
>>586593361Did it actually change or did the swedes just edit the .png shown in the map?
>Pallete swap biome>One new enemy>One new missionEnjoy your major update, saar
>>586593749WORNGtwo new enemies
>>586593869HALF WRONGIts an environmental hazard
Are you ready for le funny media literacy MO?
>>586593869>>586594004What is it? I've seen the poison bug already.
>>586594360it's a scavenger but grey
>>586594221Not really, still overdosing on media literacy from the last forced loss MO...
All of you are brown
holy shit we're all brown
What is wrong with being brown anyway?We are all human, after all.
>first game of the day>bugged charger corpse instakills anyone walking next to it
>>586594912>>586595004Brb gonna loot the inner city since im brown now
>>586595538Man up and move on. It's not the end of the world.
>>586595665How about you get off the toilet and fix your game sven?
>>586588646When was the last time this happened
>>586595538Then don't walk near it?
>>586595947The coyote! Remember when they nerfed 1% of its fire damage and the whole community threw a toddler like tantrum?
>>586596176>nerfed 1% of its fire damage and the whole community threw a toddler like tantrum?It wasn't because it actually made the weapon much worse, it's just because Arrowhead impinged on their culturally specific sense of honor. If only there were a more pithy term for a culturally specific sense of honor, preferably one with an Indian origin.
>>586595968>walk through nest>instaggibbed for no apparent reason>that was weird, go back for your stuff>instaggibed for no apparent reason>wait for carcass to disappear>hitbox is gone
>>586596294>NOOOOOOOOO THE VIDEO GAME STUDIO "LIED" TO ME!!!!! I THOUGHT THEY LOVED ME?!! WHY DID THEY BETRAY MY TRUST?!!!Man child community.
I think theres something with these stims because sometimes my diver just keels over with nothing else going on. No corpses or anything, he just folds inside out and dies...
PATCH IN 15 MINUTES, TOTAL DOOMNIGGER DEATH SOON
Hey the arc thrower is not that bad but why's it got such awful DPS when it oneshots you
>>586597562because DPS is sustained fire and the charging takes a long time. same reason why in destiny 2 some shotguns were used to one hit kill people in pvp because destiny guns are all normalized around DPS, and guns with a charge time have 0 damage for quite some time.
>>586597309less then 1 min until drop
WHERE'S THE PATCH, HOPEXISTERS????
>>586597772I meant more that it already one shots you, so it should at least hurt tanky mediums instead of lmao 250 damage (100 durable) As it is it's a designated low-medium range chaff weapon completely unable to cope with how much health high diffs throw at you and not even good at crowd control or stopping shit like a stalker running full tilt at you. You need two hits for that AND the charge time AND to mind your fire
>>586598095yo shut yo bitchass up and bake new thread
>>586597562>why's it got such awful DPSthe DPS scales with the amount of enemies aroundmultiply it by every one it chains through
>>586597562because helldivers are incredibly squishy unarmored pieces of disposable media literate grunts
D10 lobby decides steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243328691136/76561198081046098
>>586598695>baldcelslobbyI shan't join
patch today or im getting Probably Stolen
>>586598859it's well past usual patch time, fool
>>5865986952/4, its white man (unemployed) hours
>>586598895sounds like i will play a good game later then
>hopesissies ITT
>>586598695Sweden has one fucking job
>>5865986952/4
>>586599401STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY WIFE
DOOMGODS NEVA LOSE
>>586598695still 2/4 we need (You)
>Public matchmaking broken againBro what the fuck is going on? It's a complete coin flip every time I boot this game up, it either works or it doesn't.
>>5865986953/4
>>586600278Public matchmaking?Haven't used that for over two years.
Wasn’t there supposed to be new enemies, new biomes and a galactic war event scheduled for October?Are they holding it back to fix technical issues between rounds of ping pong and DnD at Arrowhead HQ, or are they jugaading us with the road map so they can pull an epic surprise release this month, right in the middle of a generic kill bugs MOAre there any video game award events happening this year where they can do another surprise drop?
>>586600532Oh this includes joining /hdg/ lobbies too. I can't join the posted lobby right now, it just times out.
>>586600637So it's a you problem?Disable your mods?
>>586600727I don't have any mods, never have. Again this is a coin flip problem that's only been happening since Scope of Authority and the inclusion of EAC.
>>586600806Strange, my game has been fine, except for EAC shutting down my game on startup once, also no mods.
>Only takes 2 apex shots to the eye to kill a factory strider if you're a client >But it takes 3 apex shots to the eye to kill one if you're the hostGenuinely what are they doing in the code that keeps leading to hosts having much different experiences than clients? DoT effects, enemy aggression, stun efficiency, weapon damage, stealth, and even some enemies wouldn't use certain attacks on anyone other than the host. (Pred bug hunter puke) Granted some of these have been fixed but it just. keeps. happening.
>>586598695fvll
I thoroughly enjoyed using it against bugswhy does the sightliner behave as if it's silenced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AjAyMGQSlwNew bug strain
>>586601521Swedish hubris. They vibecode manually, as in with standard code, that's how smug they are. They check nothing, they type based on mood and then fuck off for two weeks after launching with no testing.
Current status? Haven't kept up.
>>586602229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fskMjHKxzKc>New biome is actually just another hive world variant loooool
>>586602505We're so deep in "it's over" that it'd take two "we're so backs" to recover to baseline.
Flame FRV bros... It's time
>>586602229>bug front is compared to spring cleaning
>>586602505it has honestly never been more over
>>586602229>Poison enemiesEbin stim tax time
>>586602505super overthey're in the "skeleton crew" phase after killing mods that allowed multifaction/full roster spawning/cultists/fixed bugs that have been around since release unless there is a big happening in december
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243335184625/76561198066017633
>>586603645seggs with migu
Why do the new bugs look like a model replacement from nexusmod that comes from another game with a conflicting artstyle?...Oh wait, it's been made by a different studio, isn't it?
>>586604459No shit, it looks like it belongs in the Demon Souls "remaster".
>>5866036452/4
Why are the majority of the divers on the planet without the new content?
>>586602229>yet another 2 enemy subfactionAlso those models are definitely outsourced, right? They feel like a different artstyle entirely.
>we get a nothing burger spore spewer reskin instead of more crackbug kino because redditors can't handle fast enemiesGrim.
>>586604830>>586604846>>586605116PLAY THE FUCKING GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
advanced filtration should get a buff to help us with the poison
>>586598695i fucking hate this game
>>586605249
Man sporebugs... so exciting to fight those... they looks so interesting and fun to fight... unlike the sporebugs... and woah is that a hive world reskinned?Hope their armor is heavy pen and they have a retarded gimmick like ragdolling you when you get hit with spew.
>>586602229>1 (ONE) new enemy >This is a subfaction And don't give me "it's actually 2 enemies" bullshit. The second enemy is literally the same shit but smaller
Expect to get our shit pushed in all the way to Klenn Dahth
>more Hive planetsGreat! people already hate playing on those so lets make more if them
>Your new content is nursing spewers but with a nexusmods skin>Your new biome is the hive world again, but with normal planet tiles>Time to go on vacation to play GTA6Damn, I wish my job allowed me to be as lazy as that.
>>586605249Hmmmmm... Nyo!
>>586601881>why does the sightliner behave as if it's silencedoh, so I can use it on my squid exp farms without much problem?thanks!
>>586605836A bug push on Earth is kind of overdue, they are normally the least threatening faction in the narrative. The companion app shows it as just another rocky desert planet though, unless it gets a unique tileset just for being Klendathu.
>>586602229so Emancitpator/breaktrhough meta is back on the menu?
>>586605628>Hope their armor is heavy pen and they have a retarded gimmick like ragdolling you when you get hit with spew.Light pen with 147% durable, heavy pen weakspots (100% durable), explosive immune, and spit applies poison which ticks faster than fire and bleed combined.Their death explosion also has JUST enough damage and demo force to gimp mechs as well.
>the new bugs deals some status effect that supposedly does poison damage I guess>it goes away when you stim>but you take so much damage in one shot anyway, you're going to stim anyway as soon as you get inflicted with this status effect>and it doesn't do anything anyway>so the faction is pretty much just normal bugsYou know, that's pretty impressive. Hit or miss, I guess they never hit huh.
>>586606656looks more like supply pack
Why does Coyote get 10x zoom attachment???
>>586606868The poison also removes your ability to sprint. and impairs vision.The spewers also shoot webs that remove your ability to sprint.
This MO is truly an IQ test for bugdivers.Take Gacrux, then secure Fori Prime with isolation bonus. Simple as.
>ONE """new""" enemy>is subfaction >most likely it wasn't even created by niggerhead>trailer for which which was a couple of weeks late
>>586602905This ain't your normal stix taxThis is ADVANCED stim tax
>>586607171I guess you have to get hit multiple times for it to have an effect so it just fucks with heavy armor users. Which doesn't concerns me.
>>586607151So you can get an extra good view of your bullets not setting anything on fire.
>>586607171This sounds fair if there are no chargers and bile titans.Have they confirmed what enemy is getting replaced?
>>586607407Calling it right now.There's gonne be some magic swedish code that causes all enemies to hit you multiple times with one attack, so you always get maximum poison.
>>586602905>>586607387Stim pistol chads SAVE MEEEEEE
>entire round where we couldn't call any resupplies because it was bugged and would fail the instant it was thrownfun game but holy shit, Sweden...
>>586562181>Brought my level 10 friend to a d10 and he did something similar. A level 200 tried to hold my lobby hostage crying about it, my boy had most kills
MEDICGODS WILL TRIVILIAZE THIS NEW FACTIONYOUR WELCUM
>>586598695GGs D15 was fun
>>586607524There's brood commanders in the trailer, so who knows.
>>586607675the BFA heavy medic ass is amazing
>>586607805What's even better is that the Clinician ass doesn't even need mods to have the biggest ass in the vanilla game...
>>586607387>Your vision starts to hazeThis plus massive fog>lose the ability to sprintHelldivers has never been so back. No visuals bros we're going home!
I can smell all the shitters crying in unison about how they need a QOL mod that removes blurry vision from poison besides the fact that this is clearly an artistic choice Arrowhead made to make the game harder...
>>586608150Hows that boot taste? Hopefully they stepped in shit, I hear thats a delicacy from where you're from.
>roleplaying larpers already imagining fantasy scenarios where hackers invade the entire game to remove a status effect that doesn't even work unless you purposefully let yourself get hit multiple times without stimming>they wouldn't know it doesn't do shit because they don't play the gameLike clockwork
>>586607387>"stim tax doesn't exist you just need to lower the difficulty!">the steam tax that doesn't existOnce again, the game isn't difficult, it's just designed to be obnoxious.
>>586607387BITE THIS
>>586598695ggs, was fun despite crashing and not being able to resupp for a whole game
>Play a medic diver>Bring supply pack and Med MG/Stalwart like I'm back in BFBC2>See new debuff neat
Oh boy, more stim tax mechanics! This will surely increase player retention!
supply pack users are the smart ones at this point.
Finally, us healsluts might have a purpose to exist in this game now besides being trophy wives for anons who actually deal damage to enemies!
What are the odds the next warbond has a poison resist armor
i WILL rack up a triple digit stim-usage by the end of the missionyou WILL be kept topped-off on your health at all timesyou WILL have your own stims for when you need them the mostwe will STILL somehow finish with maybe one reinforcement left either way
>>586608543>>586608270Your strawman doesn't really work because people modded fog out of the game even before bingus loader was a thing.A retarded projecting larping D6 tourist wouldn't know this, of course.
>>586609172Guaranteed. Create the problem, sell the solution.
>>586606786>explosive immune.
Still waiting on my Quasar Grenade that can have three tiers of detonation radius, but the AP lowers the higher you set said radius.
I'll be honest I find the need to camp the patch notes tab just to admit you're a filthy swiggercock throating shitskin to be far and away the most pathetic thing I've ever seen
>The new biome is a desert...but blue....Why was this delayed?
>he's having a melty again>over a status effect that doesn't work and hackers that don't exist
>>586609432What happened to the pine forest in the nova showcase video?Is that just not releasing?
>>586609583You need more???
>greatest cope was that i didnçt play the game>now his greatest cope is that i do play it but at D6Whaddya guys think his cope is gonna be if I play the game vanilla at D10? That I have less hours that him?
Genuinely what is the point of the AMR and Railgun now?If the Apex had released by its lonesome, you could have argued the AMR/Railgun combos with backpacks and that saves it to some degree. But then they also gave us the Nova which is just these weapons but better in every category.
>hackers don't existUnfiltered D6 warrior really huffing that copium today lol.
>ç
>>586588646>the money has been madewhat moneyplay the game money??
>>586610127Money from the gamerdad and consolepub tax.
>>586609732well obviously not everyone is gonna unlock every warbond anon
>>586609732Railgun can hold its shot indefinitely while in safe mode, has better overall damage and higher velocity than nova.>inb4 muh infinite ammoAmmo is literally never an issue in this game.
>>586610040>Phøñe keybœãrd is shïté, sue me
>>586609732Nova is not better than the AMR, in the time the Nova recharges a shot the AMR has dumped its entire mag and killed 7-8 Hulks or a Bile Titan. The Railgun was powercrept by the AMR a long time ago already.
This game is gay! Like you!
