Previous: >>586535913New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg 11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
gays not welcome
>donkey thread
>>586552198
>>586552150Kill all boyumas
rare ryan thread
let's have a slightly better thread than the last.
Club and dancho rankings doko?
I have 3 threads to backread for drama
I buried my sister todaysend some /uma/ humor for me please
Digitan LOVE
Gweetings
>>586552150ryan INDIFFERENCE
ryan LOVE
>>586552254>euil
gays not welcome but they will arrive anyway
wahey
Who else here doing zero stress CM?Aim for B finals but have ended up in A by chance every time
88% complete:https://jiggie.fun/8AkVrphttps://jiggie.fun/8AkVrp
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
>>586552294grug says don't casually post fucked up shit like thatgrug says someone will call me a faggotgrug says she hates all of you faggotsgrug is sorry for your loss, in case it's real
>>586552356Fool that you are, do you not see that it is evil to misspell words
>>586552291Good currensis
>>586552449Aoi...
Post umas with pornstar bodies
I'm really horny today
>>586552392I feel personally attacked by this image
>>586552398I am always surpassing my limits & aiming for #1Never giving up is my magic
One more picture of Mr. Cherished&Beloved and I will add her to my lates-only pull plan and run her as a late surger. Don't make me do it
>>586552294wish I had something better
>>586552392>>>/b/
>Ryan threadworse thread to date?
You guys are in A Finals, right?
umasumi............
at least its no gooner threadat least its no creek threadat least its no whorren threadat least its no shakur thread
>>586552398I made my first ace today 1 hour before signups closed and she carried me all the way to A finalsit's also not the first time it has happened
>>586552294
>>586552540
>>586552568goku our fuarking HERO
>>586552725im tired of the forced hate i am a fan of the tung tung shakur
>>586552398>Aim for B finalsMe except I retired to stay in Group B
>>586552398A finals is pretty free if you're just halfway competent
>>586552658>worse thread to date?escape goat moment
>>586552245
>>586552613>>586552451gracias
>20 days out till I get Digital>Won't be in time to use her for the next CMGuess I gotta rely on Taiki, Oguri, and maybe Falco.
umas are so fucking sexy it's driving me insane
>>586552768
>>586552558I'm also horny for Fuji Kiseki making me clean the sweat off of her chest after a G1 race. First with a towel. Then with my tongue. And then slipping off one of her racing shoes and pressing her foot against my crotch, amused that I got hard from just licking her. And so on and so on... Seriously, that fucking site has to go down when I actually get the urge to write this out. Must be a sign.
>>586552882glad it made you chuckle
>>586553004Go on
>>586552294>/uma/ humori've been frequenting this general for a year and i haven't cracked a chuckle. not once.
mogged
>>586552712umasumin~
>>586552283Club rank and dancho quality are inversely proportional
>>586552906You can also use the forbidden Dirt End Closer Pearl>I don't have Pearl>he's not possible...
49/60Second best performance so far, I think
>>586552540CAM ON FREESIA
>>586552794Sounds more like Black Clover to me
>random ERP'ing with V in the threadlol
>>586553087do people actually sit on 4chan and giggle at it
>>586552712Umasumi
>>586552543
>>586552687No
>>586552995
abusive bf where
how life feels when someone replies with a smooched rudolf pic to your joke
wtf
>>586552556Isn't it crazy how the only thing Ardan wants is her trainer to violently breed her?
>>586553160only if you were posting nudes.
>>586553158He usually ERPs with himself it's sad to see
>>586552556
can i get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh umammusume
>>586553235You're not worth abusing
>>586553235dober would draw this
>>586553242
>>586553203holy shit, it's Yumeno Honoo
>>586550925>>586551221Its basically the sensation of having a "connection" with someone even if its in the form of text jerk off sessions. Also, making someone else feel good by feeling good too is addicting so even if it looks silly in retrospective, the brain doesn't connect the dots and gets fully immersed>How do you know all of this?I have ERP'd and milked people before :＾)Uma Musume Pretty Derby
>>586552768>won fake placement bet>would've made a lot of cash>blow 20 bucks on wilson tesoroh-he'll deliver right?
>>586552558same, but I'll refrain from posting too much about it since it's still CM time...
>>586553313please.....
>>586553160I chuckleI jiggleI laughI spit my drinkI find a lot of things funny and sometimes I have to stand up and walk a bit because of how funny something was
Just got a Mcrib feels great. I wish it was around more than once every 5 years so I could get one more often
>>586552837
>>586552768We are all Wilson fans
>>586553203>999.9>994.1are they missing a limb or something?
>>586553356It's funny that one guy was asking if people actually sit on 4chan and laugh at posts because this made me laugh a lot
>>586552995>pisa's browhich one, swift current or asakusa den'en?
>586553387you didn't need to post this
>>586553509was it actually any good? buddy of mine said it tasted like shit this year, haven't had time to slide over and get one
>>586552451>>586552613>>586552757>>586553195thanks>>586553087its been enough today
>>586553203LAUREL DESCENDANT ! ! !TIME TO BLOOMhttps://youtu.be/dYSYF4atboA?is=_ssrpzOCIYLnwUL7
>>586553541Asakusa Den'en
>>586553531Plenty of times I've raughed in this shit hole. You have to be seriously dead inside not to be able to laugh about this shit show once in a while.
>>586552556?
>>586553592Its worse than before but I still enjoy it.
I'm in.
>>586553621sorry for your loss, bwo. i'm just saying that because i hear it on television. not the "bwo" part though.
>>586553078Gotta leave something to the imagination. Though you or others can tell me what is preferred with these kind of fics. First person PoV? Third person, named trainer? Second person/reader perspective? I'm used to just writing quick shitposts here, not actually expanding these things.Anyone else running Fuji by the way? Tits Fuji or Ballroom Fuji.
>>586553553I forgot my posting license gomenasai
>>586553851Paizuri from Fuji...
>>586553707creek nursing handjob
>>586553690/uma/ makes me laugh all the time. it is the funniest place on 4chan
>>586553592>No actual Ribs>Meat sounds like lego bricks when it hits the grillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQOHUuukrs
>>586552556Bobo
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting new trainers before GM starts>B+ (going for A should we max members again)>15.1m quota >no more flatliningreply with your ID or send in game request with /UMA/ on profile.
>>586553621sorry for your loss anon
The JBC races are watchable herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONWiH1XGMNAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGrNqPWG5kI
top of the world
>>586554031>1m quota>more flatliningWTF BROOOOSSSSSSS????????????
I am here for the Ardan sexI must get it posthaste or I will DIE
tann
>>586553952Now, I wouldn't go that far...>>586553992>Meat sounds like lego bricksNever heard frozen meat hit a solid object, huh?
digitan LOVE
>>586553387Do not post cute Dobers, it's distracting me badly.
>>586554031>reveals that the members of the club aren't even spreadsheet autistswhat the FUCK.do you guys even argue about pull-plans?
>>586553992You are literally Indian if you thought mcribs were actual ribs
>>586554083topping finemoan
Have sex with umas.
>>586554034>>586553803I got into A finals with my shit team so theres been an upside
>>586554031>15.1m quota>b+try not to laugh (impossible)
>>586554248Do not ask about the spreadsheets, they are private
>>586554364I want to see your privates
>>586554258
danchou gomen but i bricked my account and need to quit the game before it gets worse
>>586554159Boc'z songs are so fucking shit but the outfits are so hot.
>>586553851i ran fuji for the unity sprint wayy back but not this time, she got brocked but my Groove passed her and proc'd ult for the plat
>>586554228Good thing Dober isn't cute
Are there actual ear coverings for horses irl? Why do most umas have coverings for their ears? I"m not talking accessories, I'm talking like full on coverings.
>>586554228I'm not posting Dober as you requested!
>>586554031I liked ExcelUma but ever sinde their danchou "accidentally" helped Uma&Co win the danchou cup race I lost faith on their integrity
>>586554445snacked?
>>586554282that's my plan
>>586554473If the uma wears ear coverings, the irl horse probably wore a face mask
>>586554483>Tosen's ugly dad
>uma&co raised their quota>exceluma also raised their quota
>>586554427You'll have to take me to dinner first>>586554473Some cover just the ears and some are full face masks. Race horses usually use the latter
>>586554523yes...
>>586554282>>586554549AFTER MARRIAGE
SAD
>>586554597danchocord...
>>586554473
>>586554585Pokke is an acquired taste type of uma
>>586554483wtf???
>>586554636BEFOREDURINGAFTERSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>586554645What happened currensis?
>>586554585HER NAME'S JORDAN
>>586552294Thought about posting the Rice Shower panels but that'd be fucked up
>>586554685>gets her own moobie>gets mogged by every other character (except for dantsu flame, no one liked her)
>>586554664there is no danchudcord.we do not secretly control the thread.questioning this is forbidden.
>>586554159HOLY SHIT SEX WITH MAMBO
>>586554702I'm going to destroy you
>>586554764>lesbian >lolicon
>>586554805>>586554585
odds and i resign nowevens, I keep going
>>586554636What >>586554702 saidNON STOP UMA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586554693Nandedayo?!!>>586554805You could say her jobbing was... The beggining of a new era
Can someone add me to the danchoucord? How am I the only one left out?
hishiamaneesan sitting on my face
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7>https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7>https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7
>>586553851>First person PoVThis is what I like the most. The kinks can be literally anything but PoV is so much more immersive. I lost to a ballroom Fuji once, she has N&N and her unique has a good chance to carry over
Did you win?
>>586554764three more days until the sun rises
>annoying zoomer brat releases tomorrow>absolutely zero (0) hypeinterns all tuckered out from trick-or-treating?
>Jungle Baguette
>>586555014Halloween is now an excuse to have cosplay sex.
>>586554940>Tylertoo autistic >Allenlol
What hours are these
>>586555014We've been through this already, there's two mile CMs in the next two years, anyone rolling is bricking themselves
>>586554969Kill fat umas
>go on a small trip with my family>during the middle of it we discussed what we wanted to eat, I suggested steak & shake but they all voted for golden corral because we haven't been there in a decade>go there and upon entry immediately feel disgustedI don't know what the hell it is about that place but it just gives me the ick so bad. Like first the cups we were given were still partially wet & had those one temporary stains from being washed, the soda machine gave us pure carbonation so we had to ask the waiter for a new drink, part of the table was wet from being wiped off, and then when I went to go get a plate it was also wet (on my 2nd plate there were these weird ass stains so I just put it to the side and got a cleaner looking one too). I guess I should be thankful that everything was relatively clean but gosh. Some of the food was okay at least and at worst incredibly bland tasting... Also some people these days have no fucking class and wear pajamas out in public or trashy ass clothing like fuuuccckkkk I literally can't stand being around those kinds of people I just cant
>>586555158umamusume
>>586555171You don't like all you can eat places?
>>586554031you should raise the quota by 1000 fans everytime someone complains
>>586555227seriously what did she mean by this
>>586555171Shouldve just told your family yada yada yada when they suggested golden corral
>>586555276sex
>>586555170a girl having a little meat on her bones never hurt anyone
>>586555171>golden corralWho the fuck goes there? The food is mid at best.
>>586554926i should have resigned... fuck.... my umas are getting raped in the finals
>>586555171you can't be ragging on people's rags and not give us a fit-check. where's that golden corral drip?
>>586553203DEAN
>>586555276the first part translates to "wei", but there's a lot of information following that that I can't make out
>>586555121>too autisticif it means im not in a dicksword with you people then thats fine by me
>>586555227She wants your hamburgers
It has been a year since TeioSCHOLARS blessed this general with Obuhi Cap as a term
>>586555276you'll know later tonight
who asked
>>586554930Ardan wouldn't let you fuck her before marriage...
>>586555171who the fuck eats at golden corral, the food is nasty
I love my genius wife!
>>586555334>fat prostitute Shit taste
>>586555449>A+ WHALEgood times
>>586555338old fat people basically
>>586554473it keep bugs out and muffles crowd noise
ok i took them
>>586555449I miss those posts and the seething that would come from the piggies afterwardGood times
>>5865550143 days away tho
>>586555167interesting. didn't realize we're going through a mile drought. why do cygames love mediums so much lol
>>586555537we didnt know how fucking good we had it...
>>586555512old country buffet GODS ww@?
>>586555449>lost teio and buhi posters for THISgrim
>>586555572I didn't lol
>>586555171You go to Golden Corral (and places like it) because you have no issues eating a shitload of slop around people who also have no issues eating a shitload of slop
>>586555410wait we want you here
>>586555654you dshoudjold
>>586555659yeah that anon's family is a trashy one unfortunately
I asked. I cared.
orange umas make me hungry
>>586552291Backreading the 3 threads was a huge waste of time
>>586555014That's in three days, but I also made a choice to wait on the gyaru banner if I really do want her since Palma is the only one I have, may as well have better chances for the rest of the crew. Plus, making this a save month before GM feels optimal when I'm close to 3 spark territory.
will 2027 be the year (You) get a girlfriend?
umasumi...
>>586555868>WIP
I want to nut inside this uma
>>586555493What if I wore a condom and asked nicely..?
>>586555837That's why you create the drama yourself bestie
>>586555837Could you spoon feed me your thoughts on it?I've been zoning out and just shit posting
>>586555870gyaru banner sounds good on paper but you should be able to get gold city for free by buying the 50 star pieces during the same week so you'd only be pulling for helios and jordan
>>586555837What did you learn
>>586555167>we're going to 2 cms per scenario soonwhy even bother with scenario cards
>>586555876why get a girlfriend when i already have a wife?
>>586555914That is a hot picture.
>>586555934NO
>>586555868Why is Kitasan such a sexy little minx even though she really doesn't act sexy at all?
>>586555885I forgor, was Hello an event organizer? Don't they just hire people and make calls?
>>586555648Souplantationbros were coming back...
>>586555353You and my full auto TT picks will both go down together
>>586555868aruji dono..
>>586555962because after GM they all come with a meta generic card
>>586555885Good thing it's a holiday today Goodnight gwo
>>586555914That's a boy
>>586554956Noted. You want to be an "I want to fuck Fuji Kiseki" reader.
>>586555915Pornographic...
>>586556161Every time you post a Teio image I rape Teio
>>586556085feetburger
>>586555694maybe but I feel more alive when I don't even tho I get really silly
>>586555608It's the most fun distance imo, almost everything works, it's just been cancer lately because of xogAlso pic rel, there's 8 miles (doesn't count dirt) and we've done 4 of them already I believe?>>586555962I don't even know how our accelerated schedule is going to work with the shorter scenarios
remember to vote tomorrow, burgers.umamusume.
>>586555950Power play is getting those stars, pulling Gold Shichi anyway so you can get her closer to 4* and even 5*. But that is a fair point you make.
>>586555608I'm not a keiba guy but aren't Mediums like the most popular race type IRL? That probably has a hand in their decision>>586555915>>586556198i need her to sit on my face
>>586556242>Kentuckian
>>586556242already mailed it in
>>586556242Vote on this chud.
>>586556242Hmm nyo I will take my 2 free hours off of work to go to McDonald's and get some spicy nuggies
>>586556226also one cm every 6 weeks is going to be boring if loh is as easy as people say
>>586555939The only funny thing that happened was the TamaLove Danchou being a massive cuck by rescinding invites because one of his members quit. He was begging him to come back and telling the new applicants that got their invite removed to wait for another day.
>>586556242I believe the other michiganders will cover for me and I can just stay home
>>586556224id party all nioght until i dropped edad with you
>>586556198Nature is pornographic...Where are the IRL censor bars?
rate day 3 of cm21
Good night bwos
>>586556023Please.. I need her umanko. I cannot wait.
>>586556438Very helpful. This is why dramaposters are the best
I asked but don't care
>>586556458>抱け>holdseanigs...
im going to feed ardan to the sharks
>>586556529as expected of Rice VILLAIN
>>586556253>pulling for starsnigger that's what events and statues are for>and even 5*alright go ahead and do that then make a seethe post after you turn 30k carats into 60 stars.
>33% winrate with this garbageSo this is what hog runners have been feeling this whole time
>>586555493>Ardan is already considering marriage
>>586556161>holiday What holiday
>>586556463You live in like the one state where your vote matters besides texas. I hope the communist jihadist gets elected now
70686872Tokyo Dirt 1600m
>>586556438chammers was a great member and danchou holding out hope is endearing
>>586556203Isn't rape if it's consensual >>586556694Culture Day
>>586556529i JUST noticed that raisu has the hat on the wrong side
>>586556483>2-3, 2-3, 2-3, 3-2 with all the wins being the last three of that ticketI wiggled, 9/10.
>>586556242Trump knows he's going to lose so he will nuke Iran anywayWe're all going to die
>>58655648315/20
>>586556465we should die together but not before we watch the sunrise
>>586556782She's a mare
>>586556741pathetic*
What do the time limits for the trainer abilities mean? I have to reactivate them in the middle of a career if they run out? How mandatory are these?;
>>5865564834/3/3/2could be worse, hopeful but considering rebuilding my lowest wr runner for finals
>>586556741Next time tell him that he can come back next month if he changes his mind so you don't sound desperate
Half of my pre-debut year none of my energy/mood up restoring cards ever show up, pal card decides to give me the middle finger and not sit on a good training, and even when she does she doesn't show up for dates until after I'm forced to rest. I hate Azuma like you wouldn't believe.
HOEH ARIGATOUUUUUUUUUU
>>586556905maybe read instead of larping with a translator
Umas that would have sex with you if you keep begging and pestering her for long enough?
MY GOD
>>586556842why did fate put us so far apart
>>586556905Time limit is 12 minutes, as it says. You do not have to re-activate them in the middle of the career, they last for the entire career.>How mandatory.I mean, aside from the "Improved Education" the others are optional, but the motivation guard/condition guard are actually really helpful because even on bad runs you won't see a real mood down until like, late classic to senior year.
>>586556905retard
>>586556981
>>586554456
>>586557183cute raisu
>>586556717But I want republicans to lose. You guys turned this country into a shithole.
Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>586557183CUTE
>>586557282>twitchlol. lmao even.
>>586557115>hachimi becomes a real cheat
>>586556948>chasing the hag
>>586557183Warmly waiting for them to do one for Marche.
>>586557183yeah that's adorable
>>586556717I'll cast my vote.. but if the results are to the point where it had no impact...
>>586556483Slightly tougher (went from 5-0 or 4-1 every ticket to 4-1s and a single 3-2) but not that hard. I guess a lot of people are just phoning it in since it's a sprint CM and/or they're just tired of GL
>>586556343Thanks for mailing it in, it gives me something to do at my job.
>>586557246Everything started with Obama. He's like 70% at fault
>>586557379If you don't click her once her fucking date event will not have a chance at activating. It's incredibly annoying.>>586557368What?
>>586557430how do you do 5 or 4 every ticket with only one 3 and get 68% winrate
>>586557464it started with the Pilgrims
>>586556723...
>>586557246but that was the dems as usual?
>>586557464bwo is still mad about michelle obamas lunches
>>586557246I want republicans to lose too but I want social democrats to lose even more. Making the country EVEN MORE worse is not the answer
>>586556981Besides getting dommed by Fuji Kiseki, I want to also kiss, lick, and obsess over Mejiro Palmer's belly.
>>586557115So I have 12 minutes to start a career? That's really weird why not just say it affects next career instead of having a weird time limit
Leftover BBQ rice bowl
>>586555565delicious dober thighswould lick them until she goes "ugh men"
>>586557084to play a prank on us. life isn't fair...
>>586555263I'm not the biggest fan because you don't know how long things have been sitting out. Like at GC I got a chicken sandwich which was bland and had very hard buns. I don't mind some of them though like the pizza kind or the locally owned country restaurants near me.>>586555305I tried but they insisted on going because we don't have one near us and as I said they haven't been in a decade.>>586555338>>586555512A lot of old people, some families, and... well I don't mean to offend them but.. probably Teiobros..>>586555373Overalls, shirt, and boots.>>586555659I suppose so yeah. Man the whole time I was there I was just wishing for a home cooked meal instead of eating what was in front of me.
fucking americans shut the fuck up
>>586557691this section of your foil looks cleaned or, at least, cleaner.
>>586557618Oh but making the country more authoritarian is the answer? You fucking cucks threw away what your party was supposed to stand for to install your retarded cheeto emperor and he's bending you over and fucking you in the ass and you still won't admit you're getting raped.
>>586557570Sometime shit just goes sideways
>>586557654>So I have 12 minutes to start a career?Yes. If you do not start the career it just dies.>That's really weird why not just say it affects next careerIf you decide to bail on the career because your pre-debut has been pure ass, and do it multiple times within the next 12 minutes, it still activates on those careers.
>>586557594that pic made me feel sad and I was about to join, at least others joined too
>>586557812Just because I want the jihadist to lose doesn't make me a trumper bwo
>>586557605No it's about the race baiting that happened with his election alongside everything becoming obsessively partisan for no reason. Trump isn't even a Republican he's been a Democrat for years and has said the same things for years but the line of where one ends and the other begins shifted so far to one side people think he's right leaning when he never has been.
>>586556242Voting doesnt matter, they're just puppets to the chosen umas I just want the AI market to crash.
>>586557891the fact that you believe anyone is a jihadist means you are just as retarded
>>586555565I love Sailor DoberI want more sailor umas
>>586552150First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but I still haven't given up on hitting A, so we do have a (small) quota. With your help we CAN make it to A. However retaining our status as a chill club is more important, I'd rather never reach A than force our club members to do fan runs.Anyway, the quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.Just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career.If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
did mambo manage to poach anyone else?
Dirters are the coolest
>>586556981soon
who will fund genetically engineered umamusumes for domestic companionship
>>586557937>what is hyperbole
>>586557891>i'm a nihilist, i just want to watch the world burn>but it can only burn in a certain specific way>in what way, you ask?>oh, well, you know...
>>586556723sorry bro I hate D*rt tracksDirters are cool though (except THAT one)
Most aura here
>>586558045japan will figure it out or go extinct.
>>586558059Yanko...
>>586558045Dude food's already expensive imagine the total collapse that a single umamusume would mean
>>58655797215m is a low price, someone has to fund the hoes
>>586557183Laisu is so hot
>>586558070dia is BALLIN!?
>>586558045I think Andrew Yang was proposing that a couple of elections ago
>>586558070Following Dia into a dark alleyway after a basketball game..
>>586557725sad
succubus family
>>586558141
>>586558025>>586558267>lesbians
>>586558267Sakura isn't the real nameSomeone asked the name once and the answer was"Succubus, run!"But down the line it got reduced to Sakura
Damn brat...
>>586558267thank fucking god sakura commerce hasn't produced a single g1 winner ever since the 90's, otherwise we'd have more of these bitches running around tracen
>>586558307
>>586557594>Zephyr actually gets the boosted unique effect from being in 2nd>cucks her because she can't proc BlossomIronic...I think her unique should work best on this track because it's the same as the Yasuda Kinen that she won twice IRLThanks for joining
>>586558267More like Vacuumshin
How long before we get Steroid Impact into the game
>>586556242LET CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
>>586558495
Please Dober I need to cum so bad...
>>586558562thanks for hosting
I jokingly told my trainee that if she didn't win the next race, I'd spank her to motivate her into doing better. For some reason she placed last and then demanded I don't hold back
>>586558045Why would anyone genetically engineer umamusume for that, when you could make a lot more money by genetically engineering them to run faster instead?Besides, they seem to be domestic enough as is already.
>>586558267*puts peanut butter on my cock*
>>586558267You just know bakushin gives some insane head
>>586556242I hope you guys elect Trump for a 3rd term in 2028, its been fun watching the USA eat itself alive
>/uma/pol hours
>>586557691>>586557801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA>>586557789the thread can't ALWAYS revolve around you, thirdie.
>>586558154Nah, Curren is already earning plenty as it is.
>>586558972it would be a miracle if that senile old fuck is still alive by then desu
>>586558972>its been fun watching the USA eat itself aliveJust know that if we go down all you other guys are totally fucked. No I won't elaborate further on that
>faggot mods refusing to do their jobsI hate this place DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS, ASSHOLES
pizza love
>>586558141 >>586558307>>586558495 >>586558720Can ya'll, like, not post this guys comics?
>>586559092Well its a good thing I'm not Israeli huh?
>>586559161>ya'll
there's something about copano brickey that gets me bricked up but i can't quite place it.
>>586558025Laurel and Neo back to back. Late chads gonna be drained.
>people ERP, blatantly spam off topic garbage, seatard 3DPD garbo, or whatever DBZ trash south americans found that day>no one gives a shit>americans talk american things for a few minutes>some retard has a meltdownheh...
Stego cute.
>>586559335>>586559380Raping these Umas
>>586558206yeah it is sad, lets just do our best to be happy one way or another
>>586558898she does. And she cums fast, too, for a variety of obvious reasons.
>>586559161>y'all
>>586559352Orfe cute
>>586559335People complain constantly about eceleb schizo spam, but it must be nice browsing with your eyes closed.
>>586559530I said STOP, YURR!
>>586559562>hur dur stop pointing out my history revisionism garbage you bigot!cry more you pathetic twitter tard
>>586559530He said ya'll, not y'all
>>586559530Succubus
>>586559561Gold Clan cute.
>>586559691lol lmao even
bruh
>>586559803how the fuck do you get a draw this late in the game.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7>https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7>https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7
sakoora rorer
...
>>586559803Cute uma on the right!
I'm literally Donald Trump posting from the White House. Give me an Uma wife or I'm starting another war. Don't test me.
>>586559118agp trannyposts first, then foodposts, then faggots talking about their sickness
>>586559969What is wrong nonners
Grass would say y'all
>>586560018you can fund genetically engineered umamusumes for domestic companionship
>>586560018I thought you said you weren't gonna start wars when you got elected, how can I trust you.
>>586560091the real one died. you're looking at a lizard imposter
>>586559118Rickey wouldn't complain about mods
>>586560048too cute and big tidded for this world
Neigha really thinks I won't just [-] his post
>>586560018Plat count?
>>586560245holy shit take your meds tranny
I don't care for laurelher hair is ugly, her body is mediocre, and she has no personality
>>586559161I like them. Why don't you like them?
>samefagging to veil his lack of reading comprehensionSAD
>>586560417>no personality>teio imagelul
Any cuties who didn't make group A here?
Interesting, machan and suzuka actually got an equal amount of wins today, with suzuka coming off looking better if anything. 8 silent letter procs in 20 races is pretty grim, too many fronts in round 2 it seems, or at least the fronts aren't pushovers for machan to pass.
>when he says he has to save for Pasa speed
>>5865598972 wins2 lossesGL stamina drought and 3200m+ long course, NPCs come with ~975 stamina
Vodka is so popular with Jap boomers why doesn't she get a better looking alt?
>>586559161BRO?!
>>586560552Post your team and winrate
>>586560018>anything but TaikiShe's the only choice
Where's the real drama?
>>586560621
>>586560669HELLO? SCROLL UP?
>>586559161
>>586560662the actual right choice is a 15-year-old clone of Ivanka with horse genes spliced in
new (10h old) vibecoded slophttps://twitter.com/AlmondEyeEX/status/2117256335301448124
>>586560762>124.7% wrfucking cheaters
>>586560669Neth left Mambo
>>586560762What happened to your Chiyo
>>586560805STAAAAAAAAAHP!
>>586560769where?Benzo also joined another random shitter club.
>>586560934She's very cute
>>586560934I brought her from the last Sprint CM because I was too lazy to make a new one.
I am going to have sex with Fuku and Shiraoki-sama will like it
>>586560959
>>586560989Weakest Chiyo poster
>>586560964>literal who namefagdo you stupid N***** never get tired of name dropping random people?this is supposed to be an anon website retard
>>586561036cant believe im being bullied like this, even tho my request was so simple, ya'll's....
I'm going to have sex with Rickey and it'll be perfectly feng shui
>>58656028320. Won every single CM, won so hard on so many levels. The fake news and the announcers lied, though, there was rampant fraud in the scoring, I won fair and square but they were jealous so they lied, they lied like dogs, trying to rob me and the umapeople of their rightful victory, tried to rob me of my plats. but it won't work, we see through their lies, their deceptions, they're such big losers it makes you sick, to be honest, and now instead of acknowledging my enormous, unprecedented victory in the last CM now all they want to talk about is the war in Umastan and Epsatono Island, as if anyone really cares about that more than my unbelievable victory. Sad!
>>586561128retard
>>586560587Uh huhI have 3 crystals, 37 tickets, 158K carats. That is more than enough to get Ramonu, Pasa and this filly
>>586560989>I was too lazy to make the uma I avatarfag as most of the time but I made at least 2 good metafag Kingus and 2 decent Machans
>>586561158Don't make unreasonable requests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4IaInJ_DhkIf you know you know
>>586560964who cares about your boyfriend faggot
/v/ma is doing fun races
>>586561221Where are the Chiyos
>>586560587i can cope with the default nishinoi only need her as a broodmare(inherit) anway
>>586561221Now post Curren dabbing
>>5865598976 stamlets + stayers stakes
>>586561256who cares neigha
>>586561221Sex with Curren
>>586561221The second Kingu was actually one I brought by mistake by misselecting her which is why the other one is tagged. I did try to make a decent Chiyo but she missed Turbo Sprint after a god run.
>>586561341I thought you guys like to have fun?
>>586554298>age doesnt mattergetting trained right I see
>>586561439No
>>586561234>ask if people could not post super cute fan art from a KOREAN>get flooded with it in reticule and malicestop being mean
>>586561439this general is joyless unfortunatly
The club will crash and burn just you wait
>>586561387Post it
>>586561439this general is where people go to flex and lord superiority over others.
>>586561439Yeah, I am having fun right now
>>586561572Fuck off. You promised me the Mambocalypse and nothing ever happens
>>586561464Yaeno Cuticle
Always be cautious of Chiyo and Chiyoposters.
>>586561619based
>>586561459
>>586561619>posting ps2/3 paam>having funnot so sure there
>>586561642That which climbs shall surely fall, trust the plan
How come my club never gets any namedrops..
>>586561830because the Lord blessed your judgment in choosing a club
>>586561585Already glued
>>586561816It is fun
>>586561830mine doesn't either. It's fun being a part of a club that just exists with no dramafags screeching about it like harpies.
>>586561296Anon it's a double banner with hishiama sexoyou can't skip
>>586561953>getting to slap paams behindman...
>>586562019
>>586561464Yae Sex
Are you rolling?
>>586561989FUCKwell i have base hishi and the wedding kit isnt that great anyway. i shant snack...
>>586561907Weakest Chiyo
>>586562019I also get to pat the horse after the race
>>586562153daily rolls
>>586561830Every single A+ or better club gets namedropped
>>586562073yeah, like that!>>586562153for slop art?`no
>>586562153yes
>>586561439I like to have fun but I don't really care about /v/ma, never really took part in their threads before or after the move
good night, I think
>>586559161>ya'llthis is a youse website
>>586562191>not only gets to slap, but even PAT the honses
>>586562153I want to kiss Helios somewhere else
>>586562373:)
>>586562464I love gyaru anal.
the cunny umas are annoying
>>586557183I want
>>586562195but we've been on A+ since the club's inception..
>>586562464Holy moly
why is this faggot obsessed with anal
>>586562523
Ningen BITCH
>>586562365It really is great
>>586561642Something almost happened
>>586562616That's just kingufags
>>586562636I simply fuck both
>>586562629
I don't want to be perma locked to Ancestors...How will I get Lightning Surge/OYL...
>>586562636Keeping my relationship with my uma platonic so I can bang the hot ningen..
>>586562153I'm tempted. I'm up 75k carats, so I could afford to spark Helios and still have 600 rolls for Ramonu. On the other hand, Helios is Mile uma, and the next Mile CM we get is in February '27, iirc, which is right after the Gyaru Squad banner, so it might make more sense to dump 200 rolls into that instead.
>>586562690alright, we get it. no reason to brag about it so damn much.
wanted to have fun during dirt CM? fufu your punny umas can't beat my feng shui power
>>586562708
is ancestors 0LB or 1LB usable?
>>5865621531 (one (ichi (uno))) cheeky tenner
>>586562789Rickey-sama PLEASE have mercy and let me win ONE match... I beg..
>>586562746You can't get any spooks from that banner tho, it sucks unless you need all the gyarus
>>586562778Ruby...
>>586562743
>>586562792Falco is real cute
>>586562743sex marriage baby making happy family>>586562928see above>>586562923CEASE
>>586562928>chest zipperslut
>>586562901Not that anon but I need all the gyarus. I only have Gold City so I'm not rolling on Helios to maximize the value I get from that banner.
bwos, what's a good parent schedule for pearl?i kind of want her to have a good fan output too, but she usually jobs to the dirt races
>>586562854like all Pal cards, it's copable at 0lb (Tucker apparently isn't, needing 3lb to gain the scenario Link, unless anons lied to me about that). It's better at 1 or 2lb, and gets 10TE and 3lb iirc, but a single copy is plenty.
Umamusume but it is 6 niggas in a row and it is based on the Grass and El event
i have a friend who believes that umas that were stallions irl all have dick and balls... is this really true?
Falco hours?
>>5865628540LB is fine1LB has +1 stamina bonus but that will only matter for the single long CMgoing higher than that for 5-10 TE is stupid
>>586562928more like cheval BLAND
>>586563142
>>586563153pretty sure the genre is "4 niggas in a row"
>>586563031You should have enough Palmer star pieces to unlock her soon. The only one that's hard to get is Jordan I think
When will top /uma/ clubs implode like JP
hoe hours
>>586563229Wizardry is 6 niggas in a row
>>586563267Allen will have a midlife crisis
>>586563143You don't need to run the same race more than once.
>>586563164there's a mod that strips the umas of their clothes. Cygames fully rendered their naked bodies. They all have female primary and secondary sex characteristics. Your friend is a not-so-closeted homosexually Projecting Paul.
>>586563153>6 n*gros in a rowXenoblade 3?
>>586563312yesand?
>5-5-5-4Small glimpse of my finals
>>586563424Wizardry>>586563446retard
which of the trannies is the one doing the alliterations?
>>586563312oi that's 6 niggas in 2 rows! (sometimes columns)
>>586563402Somehow you believing cygames did that is crazier than that guy's friend
>>586563402I wish I can use something like that but my imoutos are sleeping in my room
>>586563267the uma&cogeddon will be coming soon... all because of *
>>586563326desu, i'm doing it for the fans at that point. i'm not sure if switching out QE II for JBC Ladies is a good gamble or not, since she doesn't always win her dirts
>>586563583post pictures of them
>>586563505>insults instead of an answeralright, kiddo. message understood, you baby.
>>586563632Will * change xis ways or feel remorse?
>>586563529every umanko is modeled up to the cervix, trust me my uncle works at cygames
>>586563529ok, so I lied on purpose because I thought it was funnysue me
Does Kawakami have a good story? Thinking about ticketing her.
>>586563690no best we can hope for is suicide
>>586563708FULLY
>>586563583>my imoutos are sleeping in my roomthat's not your room anymore reclaim what's rightfully yours by giving them an eviction notice
>>586563525I wish the Variants Daphne allowed to run a single column>>586563657you are not engaging me in any meaningful way, you just wanted to argue about what is correct and not. retard
>>586563793it's great, she's amazing, easily the prettiest uma. Her eyes, holy shit, and that smile............
>>586563793she's a fan of the uma equivalent of PreCure and is a gorilla who wants to act like a princess
First JBC race in ~2 hours
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>586564019sex aidh acutesex and more sex with brosex marriage with both
>>586563793
>>586564019huh, so those races aren't on weekends. TILdoesn't that just make dirt races more inaccesible to keiba newfags?
>>586563991Why do umas always do the Spiderman hands when they get startled?
>>586564153Japan loves spiderman since the Tobey Mcguire days
>>586563858I need her to rape me.
>>586564063everyone has been saying this
>>586564063>cries in frustration when she loses to the Beastheh, nothing personal, kid.
>>586564213>Magshit spideylol. what a fucking loser country
>>586564150They are not on the weekend to not clash with JRA races, and are usually held in the evening (night races) so that wagies can come watch after work
>>586564292which spidey do you prefer, incel?
>>586563793Yeah. She has her funny moments and touching moments. The overall theme of her story of not having to adhere to people's expectations and being true to herself was pretty good.
>>586562153how long do I wait for ballrooms helios?I heard she's better for frontfags (and ballroom ruby is OP too)
>>586564556lmaooo dis nigga got 252 europoor monies.
>>586563253Good point. I'm buying the buhi ticket to select Jordan then.
>>586564490i liked the part where the boy fan decided that he wanted to be a princess
>>586564556bwo...
>>586564347ohhh that explains it
>>586564556time to quit the game and leave this thread forever
Why does sprint feel even more RNG than usual for this CM?I've got no idea why certain Uma are winning
WHY THE FUCK IS THE NOVEMBER SCHEDULE SO BARRENWHERE IS MY GRAND MASTERSWHERE ARE MY EVOLVED SKILLS
>>586564556E P I C
>>586564556what the
>>586564556Dancho...
My club isn't even a /vg/ club and it gets talked about here
>>586564556wtf is prolific.com?
thank you cap as in peak, this is be the final time I will ever use you in CM again before evolved skill sayonara
>>586564556use CTRL + SHIFT + S neigha
i want to fuck the brown ancestor
>>586564923you know you didn't have to repost, we can still see your deleted message
that's why you ALWAYS double check your uploads, before pressing "submit" like a NI
>>586565034lets pretend that didn't happen, shall wedidn't meant to capture my other monitor
>>586564923sayonara dork
>>586564556A frontgod would have a higher winrate and balance
>>586562928uma hawk
>>586565108I always double check what I am about to postshit like this scares me
>tfw eishin flash only scheduled 5 minutes for sex today
kek the smelly broke euro thinks he can continue posting in my AMERICAN general
and with this BIG win we head to group A! unfortunately catbox is still down so i cant show my BIG oshi wins but so far it has been such a fun CM my BIG hero even managed to snag a winshow me what you got so far and tell me about it lets get lots of wins and have BIG FUN
Which uma is most likely to join the UAV industry after retirement?
only 300 euros, the server is doomed...
>>586565262How is your bono bono performing? Mine makes me sad because she has too much stam to proc her ult :c
>>586565239that's more than enough for your pathetic dick to get 3 rounds in, and you know it
>>586565282Curren
>>586565262i kneel bono GAWD
Slowly getting better at this. Doto not finishing her damn chain ruined my overall score for the event though, which is kind of infuriating.
>>586564556>monopoly money>only 252 of it
>>586565323shes doing pretty good what i did is invest in skills that drain your stamina so she can proc her ult but even if she doesnt she still gets a massive speed boost and i also used 564 again to proc a med skill
>>586565359wait, fuck, meant for >>586565227
>>586565282'everyone's idol' oguri crap
stop talking about side gig bruh
>>586564891Prolific is an online research recruitment and data collection platform that connects academic researchers, commercial companies, and AI developers with real, verified human participants.How It Works• For Researchers & Organizations: Universities (like Stanford and Oxford) and tech companies use Prolific to run surveys, behavioral experiments, user experience tests, and AI preference tuning or data annotation.• For Participants: Users create a free profile, fill out demographic details, and match with studies they qualify for. Unlike generic survey panels, Prolific enforces a minimum hourly pay rate (at least £6 / $8 per hour), and participants are not screened out halfway through uncompensated tasks.• Payouts: Once a study is approved, earnings go into your account balance and can be cashed out via PayPal once you reach a minimum of £6 / $6. Many new applicants are placed on a waitlist to keep the participant pool balanced and representative.You can check out user discussions and experiences on platforms like the Reddit Beermoney Community or read reviews via Medium's Prolific Overview.Are you looking to sign up as a participant to earn money, or do you want to use Prolific to collect data for a research study?
>>586564891lmao
>>586565560thank you, chatgpt!
pig-water-funny.gif guy HAS SPOKEN
>>586565359Uma who would say this to me right before sex?
>>586565560Thank you, Bourbon
/uma/ club has been quiet lately
how can anyone hate this thread when we get gems like pig-water-funny.gif
>>586564556this nigga's name is TT
>people seething over a giflmao the state of this general
>>586565282tama's farm litterally sold pictures of his dick
samba mainichi samba uma uma samba
>>586565560>your data is worth $6Money is money...
>>586565817teiohog posting and BUHIII in general is some of /vg/'s best shithowever the club obession and thread celebrity posting is a poison that continues to make the thread shittier and shittier, it's getting to the point where /uma/ vaguely starts to smell like /ffxivg/ and that is REALLY bad
>>586565868yes my name is Trainee Trainer as in Danchou faggot. Now go back to fan farming the fan you slave, they arent gonna increase themselves
Did someone screenshot that post? I came into the thread late
!!!
>>586566080can you be less of a newtranny you pathetic zooming homo
>>586566118>missed the joke retard
Melbourne Cup soon. Time to win big.
>smelly broke euros that don't know how to properly take screenshots>pig-water-funny guy>newfags that don't know about the archiveumazing
>>586566108>0€and it better stay that way
>>586566108What game is this, I've been wanting a horse game to play while uma is in no TP mode
>>586565952
>>5865661082yo fillyAWOOOGA
>>586566245don't forget>the girl reading this
>>586566259Champion Jockey:G1 Jockey & Gallop Racer
>>586566302Thanks
>>586564556>Prolific.com>252 BRITISH POUNDS STERLING>36.52 BRITISH POUNDS STERLING PENDINGwhat did anon mean by this?
>>586564556THIS NIGGA IS BRITISH
I wonder how many anons are signing up for that AI training site right now to get euros
>>586566420that HE is bri*ish and trying to make money by helping AI devs through doing surveys
>>586565282actual answer is jordan
>>586565973i think this month will be really bad because we were expecting the new scenario and arent getting it possibly until next month
So did you make it into A or are you a pathetic B pleb?
>>586566502I would but those seem like scams so pass
>>586565387but all that new weight made her look less attractive. Now I'm not really interested in morisawa kana anymoreumas will have to do, now
>>586566265Dober mogs those uggos
>>586566502i'm a burger but i did it for 6 months but at some point they stopped giving out the projects i was doing
>It took infinite AI data centers siphoning all the ram and government funding for the world's first survey websites that actually pay you
>2 (2 wins into 3 losses)>2 (2 wins into 3 losses)>2 (2 wins into 3 losses)>4I don't like the casino
>>586566609But my neigha TT has already made over 200 pounds
how buono! litterbox is actually accepting uploads i wanted to show everyone my BIG HERO victoryshe ran so spectacularly and even made me tear upi want to see her win one more time i know she canhttps://litter.catbox.moe/vxf6rq8ie0b47fs2.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byA1LjplXLg
im sorry im still laughing at the pig-water-funny.gif filename i will contribute to the thread later
>>586566502last time I did something like that (sell plasma) they cut my neetbux
>>586566720I've seen people posting their earnings and still have shit because of some obscure shit that won't allow them to retrieve the moneyWhy trust an AI company more than the usual suspects
it's really bad when both your main and sub styles suck
the next time someone is trying to shitpost and insult you just remember that it's likely a smelly broke euro doing so
>>586566772Hate that the song started blaring in my head just by reading the title.
>>586566889You could even call itA smelly bloke innit
Umas blowing kisses is the lewdest thing I've ever seen
>>586566692these things existed for a whileI remember doing really stupid online surveys as a kid for nexon cash
who are the 2 chiyoposters and which one is gayer
i'm going to leak some mambo club drama
>>586567020My seed is still all over that sofa
WE are all registering for that survey website
>>586565282currenwhore. she already is in UAV as an active racer
remember your daily orenji to avoid scurvy
>>586566727>the recoveries on Bono???????
>>586566889Is ***** a smelly broke euro too
he could be collecting our data right now...
>>586567125That's right, "me"
>>586566893Why hate it? I loved Harvest Moon.
lmao
>>586566826>that won't allow them to retrieve the moneyReminds me of how the brits are literally fucking(over) children that play Roblox, not only denying them their profit straight out, but also stealing 75% or more of it.
>>586567192Oh no... Everyone will know about how much I'd love to lick Dober's ass...
>>586566612>Kana Morisawa with extra weightGOLLY.....
>>586567232who the fuck is Doctor Spurt
>>586566869We main the same styles. It's not that bad.
>>586567258HOLY SEX
>>586567226favourite bachelorette (or bachelor if you're gay)?I only remember the nurse girl because she was super easy, and the blonde drunk cause she was hot for my 11 yo mind back then. The goddess doesn't count
halo is genuinely one of the better tsunderes written in jp media
>>5865673231989 Satsuki Sho winner
>>586567427I loved Anne, the innkeeper girl
>>586567478When she gave her speech about how she feels about her genmates, I literally cried.
>>586567172I have eaten three biwananas today.
eurobro is collecting info on how much i love taiki's fat tits
>>586567590Too bad her voice ruins her
>>586567258Wawa?!
>>586567516huh, this is proof i could not predict if a horse name is randomly generated or not.
>>586567524ah. I'm getting so nostalgic. Back in elementary I loved this game a lot, and there was this freakazoid loser loner girl that played it before me and knew everythingI kept pestering her about the game. Good, simple, innocent times.
>>586567478my kingu is first-rate in all ways
>jpnigger consistently getting ignored this thread is healing
>>586567125
>>586567478she's first-rate in everything she does except in standing up to her evil cunt of a mother, but she'll get there
>>586567816This is one of the best paintings ever made once you know the context
Melbourne Cup (Aus), $10M purse3200m Turf, FlemingtonStarting now [#9 scratched]usual chink stream
would king let you do anal
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>586567907She's the designated anal uma, so yes, exclusively
Which Uma would say this
>>586567798if only dramakeks, avatarschizos, and attentionwhores can get the same treatment
>>586567590god look at those giant honkers
>>586567869I didn't know >wheelwright of Alexandriawas an insult until then, goddamn. I also had to look up 'catamite,' among other things. easily the best shitpost in the past seven hundred years.
>>586567887Knight's Choice, let's go!
>>586567624she does her best but its basically impossible to do a "southern person speaking japanese" accent as a native jap speaker
>>586567997Stego to Journey's trainer
>>586567765did you know that all the mob names in the anime all are closely related to or is a strong allusion to the real uma at that were in the race?
>>586567907with a first rate strap
>>586568174I dont' believe it
If you had an umadaughter, what name would you give her?
>>586567907"Bend over, Torena-san".
>>586567624>hating on yukachinthis general just hit a new low
>>586568174i knew a few were
>>586567997ayabe
>>586567768was she cute tho
>>586567997UhhRuby to her trainer?
what fun races would you guys like to see
>>586568295It's not new. People have been (objectively incorrectly) complaining about Taiki's voice here for ages.
>>586568252Cream PocketI'll let you figure that one out
>>586568406None
>>586568252Was going to say lalilulelo (riru-chan) but it's fucking takenhttps://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2024100988/
>>586568252a doll for you
>>586568252Sloppy Seconds.
>>586568332Kinda, I suppose. Your usual slightly dirty, crazy looking skinny girl with a messy bob. Like noodle in gorillazit's elementary. Lolifags would call them hot but the snotty kids are still just snotty kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZkC5NySYSIuma for this feel?
queue
>>586567887never forgive the aussies for killing Admire Rakti
>>586567361I'm sure lates are getting good any time now....
>>586568252Big News
>>586568760my first-rate wife and our adorable daughter
>>586568252Alice, Lilith, or Vivian
>>586567778So beautiful
>>586568252I would feed my name and my wife's into uma grok and tell it to show me all possible combinations for two words with our letters combined
>>586568252N****r Killer
Is it safe to queue?
>>586568252either Cummy Wummies or Semen Demon
>>586568959maybe
>>586568252Divine Law
>>586568252Triple T
>>586569036how silly
>>586569036Silly horse!
>>586568252Mejiro Symboli Agnes
>>586568252Horse
Drama?
>>586568753Soon late mains get Sakura Laurel and Neo Universe. I forget when their giga-strong cards are, though, pic related doesn't have dates
?
>>586569358Is that Samba girl?
>>586569203
>twitter is actually successfully gaslighting retards into rolling for marvsun speedJesus they've become better at oguriposting than us
retards will brick themselves rolling for bourbon when this card is far more important
>>586567887#20 Point of Law (GB) wins
>>586569609>gold gw is unimportantLmao
why are we getting so real
>>586569214finally a cute curren
>>586561619Is that an English patch?
>>586569514why is this ult animation so long
>>586569781our resident agp troons got pissed off by this >>586567798
>>586569609This uma looks very kissable
>>586569889because its SEXYYYYYYYY YOU GAY FUUUUUUUUUUUUFKC
>>586570012What exactly makes an uma look kissable?
>>586569514Literally only famous for popping out almond Eye
>>586567887>>586569623
>>586570020I find it pretty boring too, usually hover over it for 2 seconds or so and then scroll past it
#LookatCurren
>>586570059>Look at an uma>Think "I'd kiss that uma">That uma is a kissable umaIts very simple really
>>586570068enough reason for me to get some oyakodon
>>586570113
>>586570113Was she snorting coke?
>>586569024You get a gold star.
Inari-sama!
>>586570059B-BROWN!!!!
hons
>>586567887>zako uma
>>586570085That is a huge looking field. How many horses?
>>586570470based on anon's pic >>586567887 23
why are currenposters so slutty to everyone else but they're mean to me specifically
>>586570594they can sense competition
>>586570594fuck off avatarfagging tranny
HonesltyI need fenomeno to sit on my face
embodiment of what?
>>586568252Skibidirizz
>>586570709https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0MebRR5Jjg
>>586567887>AsterixImagine a short angry uma...and her massive fat friend!
>>586570543Almond Eye got to play goo goo babies with that
>>586570709of SSSSSSSSSSSSEX
>>586570709CB
mou
>>586571289God she's hot
>>586570834...So Taishin and Super Creek?
correct answer
Taishin passes the Testo
>>586569878no
Is KYS guts gonna be permanent pace chaser card? I don't see new gold head-on in the future JP cards.
>>586571242>>586571559fuck off kaite
bread
I can't find the bread
wonder bread
[oguri_and_tamamo_sitting_at_a_table.jpg]next bread is still dough.
I hate Taishin
ardan ate the bread again
>>586571989>>586571989>>586571989
>>586572001Beat me to it
>>586552316Should be a closeup of her waistline.
