Previous: >>586552150New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Ardan did NOT eat the bread
drama...?
CB is cuteCB is wifeCB is motherCB is happy life
>>586572006It is very cross. Don't worry, I kill.
>>586572049The thread cannot start like this...
>>586572049Her pussy ate my seed
>>586572218
>>586572095Can't disagree. She's pretty much perfect
Digitan LOVE
any A rank clubs recruiting
>>586572141>>586572295hey
>>586572175good very, happy very make me
gm
>>586572282I love this cow
>>586572315Is she okay?
25 minutes untiil JPN1 JBC Ladies' Classic
>>586572356
>>586572348Morning
>>586572125gomen!
>>586572367she's so full of green skills
>>586572320the zoom in function is the devils temptation
>"Come get it, big boy."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPmL0WsgevUWhich umas could 1CC Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil?
>>586572440Hnng she's so hot, I was going to go to sleep now I want to look through the Ardan tag
>>586572315der/v/
>>586572568I don't get it what is she trying to say
suzuka
>>586572568
>>586572348
>>586572315why don't you join an A+ club?
7 I remake my aces4 I fucking die on the spot
>>586571989Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
#NoSnackNovember
>>586572786full time j*b means my fan gains would fall short probably
>>586572583Digitan
Not a single bamboo memory character card in botbooru :c
>>586572629She's telling you dinner's ready
I'm hungry because I fell asleep on accident and now everything is closed
>>586572930Clubs are fine with like 50-60M fans a month, that's just a couple autos each day
>>586573126Cooklet retard
>>586573126If I lived with you I would've made us a meal
>>586573126How can you be a housewife if you can't cook.I'd beat you up if I lived with you
>>586572983I don't get it, did she cook it herself? Why? Is she on my house? Does she have a house? Why is she expecting me to go to her residence in my free time? What's wrong with the cafeteria?So many questions...
Ez bros
What did Fuji Kiseki mean by this?
Which uma would feed me like a mommy bird?
>>586573126If I lived with you, we would be eating beans on toast.
>>586573474Prefer spaghetti on toast
AHHHH EVERY FUCKING ATTEMPT WAS 2-3! I'M FUCKED! FUCKED! FUCKED!
>>586573575
I can think of a few ways
JPN1 JBC Ladies' Classic (1,500 metres (about 7+1⁄8 furlongs), Dirt, 3YOs and Older only, 1st place prize money:¥60,000,000 (~$380,947.54) IS STARTING IN 7 MINUTESSTREAM:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONWiH1XGMNA
>>586571989that's a big neicha
>>586573474Bro the war is over. You can have real food now
My TT gals are tearing through B Group
>>586573896The Nazis are going to do another bombing run any minute. You can't fool me.
Happy Meek:https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7https://jiggie.fun/SCkIC7
>>586573954>worries about the nazisI'd worry more about the Ustase if I were you. Nasty bunch, sneaky bastards, they'll hit any day now
>>586573719Who's running in the JBC classic?
fell asleep in my chair again award
>>586573719cam on cafe
>>586573575post team
>>586573719>bet on Tamamo Freesia>forgot the time and couldn't bet on timeNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586574035I got no worries. My Uma friend says she'll protect me. It is nice to have such a loyal friend.
>>586574079imagine one day dying on your chair
>>586574070
>>586573457that boy uma are by FAR the strongest, most evil an dangerous uma there is
>>586574119Is your friend perhaps big breasted, with a lascivious cleavage, and whose butt is so cracked she breaks fences?
>>586574185Oh hell yeah let's go Wonder Dean!
>>586572049Feed to sharks
>>586574126i will at least die in a bed
>>586574185Gold Gear I know you'll be our hero this year..
how devious is laurel?
>>586574273She does like to lean forward a lot and smile when she's wearing something with a low cut? But I think that's just a culture thing.
>>586574126it will look kino
cute bandcute graphics
The propaganda is pathetic at this point
that pervert is pulling on that horse's tail
>>586574117
>>586574470>actual fanfare>no audioepic
>>586574202How dangerous can they be?
>>586574390Oh no...Don't panicGet your luggage and run as far as you canHide in the wilderness if necessaryShe's dangerousYou don't see it right now but trust meRUNSHE'S COMING FOR YOUAND I KNOW SHE'S... Someone's knocking on my door...She's here...RU-
Please DO NOT win Tamamo Freesia
>>586574503I tried to incorporate audio once and I simply couldn't even with all the tutorials I think something blocks me from it, I await the day we are allowed audio here
>>586574513This ima sniffs her trainer
>>586574513EXTREMELY dangerous>>586574619it's so incredibly easy tho...
>pump it
Anzu Ame wins JPN1 JBC Ladies' Classic
>>586574658Only his clothes. She just doesn't care if he is still wearing it or not.
>>586574619You need to upload it to catbox first but catbox is shitbox right now and no uploads are allowed
After her subpar performance on day 1, wife Groove decided to lock in and carry my dumb ass on her own to A finals
>>586574739Minnie Hauk is a time traveler?
>Potential club ending drama >Want to leak it all but every time I type it out I feel bad and delete everything without postingI'm gonna fucking explode
>>586574790>mp4 as the sound sourcedddddddddddie
>>586574835Just do it faggot
>>586574835Mambwo...
>>586574547Huh. I wonder who was at his door? Oh, my Uma friend is calling me to her bomb shelter. Time to stay safe from the bombs!
>>586574835Which
>>586574835
>>586574835dacchis...
>>586574841It's for the times I want to download them again with the original quality
When do we get an uma sexier than Hokko?
uma uma samba
>>586573719Anzu Ame wins the JpnI JBC Ladies' Classic, this race was inaugurated in 2011 so right now no umas currently have won it, Congratulations!>>586574678>>586574790I never mentioned it but catbox simply doesn't work on network and I'm afraid to ask them exactly who uploaded no no things to make them block it, I'm really sorry...
>>586574817There can be multiple horses with the same name (can't be active racers at the same time) unless the horse wins one of the races IFHA designated that grants a "protected name" meaning no horse can ever bear that name again. That 1970s Minnie Hauk had not won any of those
>>586574996Yeah, you can post that.
>>586574996Wish I had a man to do this to me...
>>586574770This is sexual harassment
>>586575068But we can only have derb-safe images on a derb-safe board...
uma uma samba is never gonna get over brother
>>586575053It was a joke bro
>>586574996i can see it
>>586575126It's criminal El wasn't included
OLE OLE SAMBA
>>586575009Just make it a sep upload, just don't use it for the [sound] as it will slow down an potentially already slow download, like in the case of your rice post. Ya know how disgustingly slow catbox can be sometimes, and experience (smoothness) is all.Yes I am autistic enough about this to bitch.>>586575036>catbox simply doesn't work on networkI'm so sorry...Management is like ONE DUDE last I checked, just send him a chill email with your current IP or something, see where it leads.
>>586575090It would be sexual harassment if it was the other way around. An Uma doing it to her trainer is perfectly okay. Natural, even.
>>586575075heyy...wanna...
>>586575184Why are they doing this instead of training? Where are their trainers?
Climax trophy is mant right? Damn... i dont want to
>>586575215Okay how would she feel if her trainer sniffed her dirty laundry huh?Has she considered that?Not so nice is it.
car seats are the most comfortable for napping
Why does Narita Taishin even hang out with Biwa Hayahide and WInning Ticket? All she does is get upset at them.
>>586575186The best part is the "yaaay">>586575249They're not only sportswomen, they're also idols
>>586575346>never had a good friendretard
>>586575036Not sure about others but I need an account to keep uploading now >>586575191Ehh I'm too lazy to ffmpeg it everytime, but I did have a script I made for it before. I could try using it again for my newer soundpost
>>586575352Only Samba with Suzuka
>>586575346Do you even know what a tsundere is tourist-chan?
>>586575270You're waifu deserves it.
>>586575334That would get you a one way ticket to... well, do I even need to say it?
>>586575191>>586575392I'll ask about it... thanks friends
>>586575249In the Marvie dimension, also enjoying samba.
>>586575191What if I slapped the box out of her hand?
>>586575492Welcome gwo!
>>586575036
>>586575346As an anxious-avoidant you either stick with the tiny handful of people that are willing to tolerate you or you spend the rest of your life in total solitude.
>>586575392>Ehh I'm too lazy to ffmpeg it everytimeImplying you're already using ffmpeg to create the webm video? You can make it encode the sound from the same script, just make it call ffmpeg again.I can give you my (kinda complicated) script, or just ask funny AI, it's quite simple to do.>But what if people want the source?99% will never give a damn, and the few that do will ask, but not decode the link out of the file-name, or know how to.>>586575492Not like you're going to lose anything bwo... He won't bite, I think.
Current odds for JBC Sprint
>>586575458What the hell? When did this get added?
>uma lore says nobody gambles on the racesdo they REALLY expect me to believe this?
>>586575784>Happy ManThey named a horse after CB's husband?
me and danchou when the club room is empty
>>586575807>>586575458Fucking hell. 4chan needs a thing that reminds you to attach your image.>>586575841Wrong. The lore says it's illegal to gamble on uma races; that's not the same as saying no one does it.
>Umamusume: Pretty Derby! brought to you by DraftKings
>>586575936wtf is tongue kissing Chiyo allowed???
>>586575784Wilson kept jobbing i'm going ALL IN on our meisho HERO
>>586575776I'm only using webm4lazys formerly retard for my webms to reach the 4mb limit. I do other conversions in ffmpeg though
>a fucking shorts Why not fucking pants your moron???
>>586576036only with me
>>586576115She didn't want to look like she's going to a job interview.
>>586576115>your moron
>>586575807>Senior Early MarchI have to do an entire manual MANT career for this.
>>586575936Which one is danchou
>>586571989First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but I still haven't given up on hitting A, so we do have a (small) quota. With your help we CAN make it to A. However retaining our status as a chill club is more important, I'd rather never reach A than force our club members to do fan runs.Anyway, the quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.Just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career.If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>586576036Are Chiyo's tits that big?
>>586575784Tintoretto let's go!!!
>>586576191>B+ club>15 MILLION A DAY QUOTAMadmen...
>>586575936The kinda stuff that actually happens between trainer and trainee post race...
>>586576191>you do you>except you gotta do this
>>586576173The one in Uma cosplay obviously.
Danchodes dont be sad then some one leaves your club, you all doing great
Still salty about thisCAMON ROB ROY SPAWN
>>586576108I could've understood "I use webm4retards for webm, and [app here] for the rest", but directly using ffmpeg only partly is amusing.Fascinating way to go about it, but fair enough.
Havent made a single 3* blue in like 3 weeks
>>586576191I can request HOES????
orenji
I miss Almond danchou sending us slutty videos that we unlocked the more fans we ran. Tama danchou doesn't do that.
JPN1 JBC Sprint in 10 minutes
@der/v/I sent you an application, 450997214504. Are you open or is that last spot reserved?
>even B+ clubs have quotas nowGrimmy.
>>586576501
Is it even that hard to get a sub 50M a month quota?Just do 1 fanrun a day and the other 20M should come naturally
>>586576527The flatlining 1/2 tp scare shook everyone
>my ayabe doing pretty good this CMIf she wins plat it would be INSANE
>>586576501bwo?
>>586576590it's not that it's hard but the fact that even low ranked clubs that claim that you can do whatever you want, is forcing quotas due to the rampant usage of bots in global
>>586576487Hit me up with a link brodachi
>>586576738b01doghos @ kick
so are all the A clubs full
>>586576738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONWiH1XGMNA
>>586576487all in on tintoretto
>roll for umas>or roll for pokkeDamn decisions decisions
>>586576857
>>586576826Fans per month?
Horse
>>586576487>None of my favorite umamusume have a spawn in this oneGuess I'll root for the Orfevre spawn since he's my favorite horse.
>>586576501bwo you're on the wrong board. That's a /vm/ club
>>586576939>Orfevre...???
>>586576887last month i did 64 mil
>>586577010George Tesoro
>>586576419Mainly because ffmpeg gives the best result for my other conversions. I would do my webms too but I'm not tech literate enough for the 4mb limit while still reaching the best quality
>>586576987
>>586577054That's Casino Drive
>>586577041ButtSweat is recruiting!
>>586576987Director!
>>586576847Nice I didn't know this stream. I was watching like the JP TVs with reactslop in the side from this stream https://youtu.be/AD2YgfArzS0
>>586577041How cute
>Kunoichi Creek>activates Beast ModeYour response?
>>586576487STARTING!!!
>>586577154That's a 40 year old woman
>>586577140who do i need to add
>>586577193fuck off V
>having a good sleep for once>wake up from what sounds like gunfire>the exact same burst of fire ringing out every time>with some semis "shots" here and there mixed in>all at random intervals>now there is full auto too>nothing on the news>live in europeI might be losing it
>>586576857yes that is indeed my wife there
>>586577193kys botting faggot
>>586577291>>586577318I'm not your boogeyman
>>586577297how do you know how gunfire sounds like if you're evro?no, it doesn't sound like fireworks or like in movies and videogames
>>586577218I pledge my allegiance to her for my safety.
>>586577297If there's no news about it, you know it happened, and you know who it was
COME ONNNNN WILSON! WIN THIS RACE!!!!
Dirt races so underappreciated that even the MC's mic is stuck in the past
>>586576880>>586576857Cutest roomie combo
Mejiro Palmer feet in my mouth
>>586577356
oranges
>>586577398all me
>>586576065I KNEEL
waheygood morningu
tired of pretending like fuku isn't ugly and annoying
Meisho Hachiro wins JPN1 JBC Sprint
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>586577569morningu!
>>586577398this is based actually he is more 4chan than you will ever be summerfag
>>586577574i think (You) are ugly and annoying
>>586576487Meisho Hachiro wins the JpnI JBC Sprint, he joins >Espoir City (2013)As a winner, Congratulations!
>>586577626who are you trying to fool V?
>>586577241Proof?
>>586577626Reminder that V started using 4chan AFTER covid was over
It's 2026 and this mic is still like those you heard from the gibberish announcements
I've been using 4chan since 2006
>>586577068>ffmpeg gives the best result for my other conversions.Considering 4retards is ffmpeg with a simple ui attached... I will agree tho, that finding "the BEST settings" is aids and like asking a weeb what the best mpv settings are.>not tech literate enough for the 4mb limitThat part is, actually, just simple math, or using an online calculator, then use "CBR".>started throwing GPT some shit as a test, and while I get functional results, it's all bloated to hellKnew I should've just wrote a simple example myself and call it a day.
V is a manlet hue
>defends himself pretending to be third person>basedlol. lmao even.
>>586577841Dumb avian...
>>586577626aren't you a straight up newfag lol
V has come too
>>586577772how can something which never happened be over
we are lesion!
>>586577872
you now realize there are newfags born AFTER 4chonz was created
I want to take the director as my trainee
I may get more than 6 hours of sleep tonight
>>586577978people were born AFTER the 2000s? what the FUCK do you mean
>>586576476Yes, just don't request dirt sashes.
>>586578058Anon the 2000s have over 900 more years left
>>586578056what a lazy pillow slut
>>586578104WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>586578104Did you know the difference between the 2000s and the 3000 is only 10 years
why isn't V having melties about Dacchis? I thought he hated /Uma/Club cause Umama joined them
>Pretend to be him>The schizos go full aggro>Watch them lose their minds over nothingWorks every single time hehe
>>586575352The only samba for me will always be Matsuken Samba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazyhnymUQo
>>586577154>Bloomers.Only Top Gun is allowed to cross dress.
i want to redo a sprint ace but i don't want disappoint my danchud...
>>586578056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfcAVejslrUThis has worked for me multiple times before. Maybe it will work for you too.
>>586578245who are you trying to fool, again
>lost 1k from Rob Roy spawn>won 1,400 from umarenAll is good>>586577813Yeppers I did try GPT to give me one before but it was worse than webm4lazys or some part was broken, but this was plenty of months ago.
>>586578309Putting the director in bloomers is good civ.Cease your tomfoolery.
>>586578127THATS MY PURSEI DONT KNOW YOU
JPN3 JBC Nisai Yushun starts in 8 minutes
>>586578238Are you nyoooticing something?
Have sex with umas.
>>586578245I have been doing this to get free (You) for months. It really is a cheat code>>586578238STOP NOTICING
>>586578238Because *****'s bf is still at /uma/ club
>>586578619wrong race, Classic is after Nisai Yushun
The freak is replying to itself again
>>586578534Nevermind I was stupid
>>586578238>>586578651>>586578686least obvious samefag
>>586578534The stream for this one ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGrNqPWG5kI
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>586578651So he only seethes cause of Mambocchi?
>>586578296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g
>>586578534>>586578665Current odds (real)
>>586577041IDK if any A clubs still have open slots, but if you join Basashi >>586576191 we might become one in a few months.Although if I'm being honest, I don't think its ever gonna happen.
>>586578534imagine marrying an 'ikemen'
>>586578824It's that shrimple
>>586578774Think about it.What pose would Trainer need to pull for a shadow like that to show on Windy's face...
>>586577668DAS RITE DAS RITE
>>586578370I'd just give you mine, but I don't use "constant bitrate" for quality reasons. Whatever works in the end, I'm just not a big fan of people using big ass video files as the source for sound, it's silly and can be real damn slow to load, if at all.>mp3 in 2026how nostalgic...
>>586578824>>586578903stop replying to yourself on cooldown
>>586578824you can tell because he's now freaking out
>>586578990meds
>>586578824Seething now kekaroonies
>>586578958>during mtg (meeting)what was the point of the abbreviation
>>586578958>What pose would Trainer need to pulla bridge during the sunset
>>586578987All good. I can start using audio files again for the source. That one however wasn't my soundpost
>>586578534STARTING!!!
>>586578958There's a short comic with stick figures that someone on 4chan drew that explains it, but I literally got banned posting it once
>>586579107Nips use MTG as slang but in a translation you have to make sure it's not confused with Magic the Gathering
>>586578958Just standing with an erect penis? The light is clearly at an angle where it displays the penis, and the big thing is the head which casts a bigger shadow due to the height difference and Windy kneeling in preparation for my cock
>>586578534Ikemen Monster's bloodline is stacked
WHO WON FUCK
TT progress?
Aureate wins JPN3 JBC Nisai Yushun
>>586579129
>>586579316
>>586579225Your body would cast a shadow that would make the cock shadow disappear
>>586579343Are you sure?
>>586579261that's just orf he's a dirt spark stud
>>586579374Yeppers
>>586579371No, because my dick is very fucking long
>>586579371just do a bridge with your cock shining up high
>>586579225
>>586579163>All good.I just wish that I could've provided an actual solution, not just uncalled for tech autism. I have my ways and stuff laying around, just not simple drop in bat-script that I could share.>wasn't my soundpostHad a hunch, still nostalgic tho.
Feels nice to have a powerful filter
>>586578534Aureate wins the JpnIII JBC Nisai Yushun and joins>Forever Young (2023)as a winner, Congratulations
>>586579503>assuming the light comes from a fixed 45 degree angleRetard
queers
actually, it's just a sophisticated array of mirrors
>>586579510filter THIS*unzips dick*
We fucked
>>586579661I don't get it.
>>586579685How was it?
>>586579503Why does it have to be the sun? Can't you do it with an artificial light?
>>586579685You had sex with a zombie?
>>586578958Vagina bones are erotic...
>>586579685Is it true she yells the name of random umamusume whenever she orgasms?
Which uma would be ok with getting punched in the face?
>Independent Train Spe>Training Complete>Check Results>Slow MetabolismKEK you can't make this shit up
>>586579806dantsu flame apparently
>>586579316You know, Ive been thinking; once Ive gotten a TT score that I am confident will get me retention for the week, is there any reason not to swap out my TT team for stronger umas that can get more wins?
Guten Morgen
>>586579736My guess: Oguri is eating in the bath. The others are outraged/dismayed at this extreme breach of Japanese etiquette.
>>586579808>Independent train>Sub 300k fansI'm telling danchou
>>586579854Morgen, stricher.
>>586579510Pretending to filter people when you open the stubs and reading it anyways is tranny behaviour
>>586579808>10 raceslolAre you new?
>>586579854G-Get off me, my morning wood is NOT consent!
>>586579906I'm probably the biggest autogynephile itt and I don't use filters.
>>586579906>Trannies out of nowhereWant to share something with the class?
>>586579808>independent>11k guts>10 racesque
>>586579504>I just wish that I could've provided an actual solution, not just uncalled for tech autism.Understandable desu. When I'm archiving videos I prefer them to be best quality while decently compressed. >>586579736>>586579874Some onsen will have yuzu in the bath, and you're not supposed to eat it.
>>586580038Anon, where do you think you are?
>>586580145Hopefully not in /lgbt/
>>586580038Stop pretending V
Unusually many questions today>>586579738Very very good as always>>586579760She's warm so it's alright>>586579793No, but she can perfectly impersonate any umamusume. Having Digitan as wife is almost the same as having all umas as your wives but without any cheating
>>586579850You should, but why not just use stronger umas in the first place? They'll retain just fine
>>586580248Why are you just throwing used condoms on Digitan's face...?
>Trainer: "Alright, I'll put the condom on then">Dober: "Do oyu have to wear it?">Trainer: "It's dangerous if I don't..">Dober: "I don't want you to wear it.">Trainer: "Ehh? That's troubling..">Dober: "I want bareback.">Trainer: "R-really..? Well, I'm happy about that, but...">Dober: "I hate condoms!" *Toss into window*>Trainer: "Ahh! Why'd you throw it away.. Now we have no condoms">Dober: "Put it in">Trainer: "But you are still an active runner.. What if you get pregnant?">Dober: "PUT. IT. IN. NOW!">*Schlup...*>Trainer: "Ahh...">Dober: "Aa"aaahhh"aaaahhh"aaaaahhhh"ahhh"aahhhh"aaaa‼‼‼‼‼">*Spurtuuuurt spurt spuuuurrrtuuuurt ruuruuruuuruurt ruurt ruurudokudoku doku dopu dopu byuru byubupopupopupopopopoooot‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼*
>>586580214I doubt /lgbt/ uses the word "tranny" as a generic insult.Also Umamusume is literally a game about trannies.
>>586580664canon
>>586579937Sure, let's go with that.
>>586580276My current team usually only gets 20K over retention, I doubt I could retain if I dropped out my umas with Lane Ledgerman and FOV skills.
Doberniggers are the worst out of all the non-namefag posters and it isn't even close.
>>586580664>*Spurtuuuurt spurt spuuuurrrtuuuurt ruuruuruuuruurt ruurt ruurudokudoku doku dopu dopu byuru byubupopupopupopopopoooot‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼*
>thread suddenly stops>check if there are new messages>there areGod bless the filters
brown...
>fast learner high roll run>no s distance>event chain dont finishfucking hate this kusoge so much, will it get better in the future?????
Morning is a good time to bounce
I don't understand why anyone would draw (or perform) a blowjob with a condomdo you also cover your lollipops and popsicles with plastic before licking them?
>>586581065Only virgins wonder these things bro...
>>586580664>Do oyu have to wear itcute dobah
Visit Tomakomai
>>586581065Its probably an american thing, some americans were circumcised so badly that they constantly need to use lube or heavily lubed condoms to have any sexual acts
>Umamusume is literally a game about trannies.
>>586580910I don't use umas with those and do around the same. They are my CM aces and it just works. And worked for me all scenarios. I train a little bit at the start to change rare teams like dirt or sprint and then use CM aces.
>>586581043>will it get better in the future?????
>>586581065
>>586580664she said and did all this
>>586581043ok should I just stick with this one if I only care to get to A third place, I still havent trained digitan and she is my back up ace
>>586581254>they constantly need to use lubeisn't that what the saliva is for
>>586581362saliva is very bad lube
>virgin hoursI guess all the end closers are here now
JPN1 JBC Classic in 9 minutes
JBC Classic current odds
>>586581430looping spurt irl....
>>586580664Dober's not lewd like that...
Maybe I should ticket her instead of my 2nd metafag pick...
>>586581412not the thick phlegmy stuff that comes out when something gets in the back of your throat
>>586579316I still remember I spent somewhere around 80 jellies to retain TT just before MANTblazer launched, very funny in retrospect since I've been able to retain in the first 15 team trials attempts every time since then.
>>586581065it's so that you can lift the filled condom and ooze the cum to your tongue to snowball with. the act of showing it slowly come down onto your tongue is what excites people (me). it's a similar fetish to having both hands gathered like a cup to pour cum in for you to drink it like you're scooping water from a river.
>>586581440DEAN
>>586581043>Late
>>586581691that is lateCHAD for you, bitch
>cock suckers>cum drinking from condoms what hours are these?
>>586581691Grassu is a late surger too
>>586580815Okay, well you should know that you are literally wasting your time by not doing extra races during independent training.People will mention how it boosts your fan output for danchou, but the main reason you should be doing it is to boost your legacies. (you will also earn a few more carrots as well from race rewards).Even if you get a 3 star blue and a 3star distance pink, any legacy you make that didnt race is garbage (although if you get a LOT of good whites then it still has use as a great-grandparent).Your legacy gains additional compatibility for every G1 race win and prestige title that the parent or grandparents share with each other and with the second other legacy as well. This means that not only does not racing make the legacy you generate weaker, but any legacy you make with it later as well.If you do it right, then for most umas, you should be able to get double circle compatibility with only one legacy equipped.
I gave my trainee, Bamboo Memory, a deep kiss, ass slap and tit squeeze for good luck before her race. After pulling away I realized it was actually Yaeno Muteki.This happens to her all the time, right? I don't need to be worried?
nyoooooooooooooo
>that suzuka part of uma sambaDo you think she did it on purpose?
>>586581440STARTING!!!!
>>586581976Which part?
>>586581691I hate this image and the posts accompanied by it, it makes me hate Grass....
>>586581952She cute
>>586582075Rice is a bad influence
Too much lewd Rob Roy. Need to post cute ones.
>>586582015her part, the part where you mostly see/hear looped
>>586581962Carats are an expendable resource if you aren't pulling this month, bwo.
>>586582126Agreed
>>586581065STDs / STIs
https://x.com/rillaboomusashi/status/2117250364491837521Can someone smarter than me pls explain what this tweet is talking about
>>586582130But what on purpose. The yay?
MY RICKEY GONNA GO CRAZY NEXT CM
>>586582109*good
Outrange wins JPN1 JBC Classic
>>586582075Bobo needs a lot of kisses. On the mouth, the cheeks and the forehead.
Dean bros.....
>>586582290>but what on purposeSo you didn't imagine her plapping your dick when singing uma samba?
>>586581440Outrange wins the JpnI JBC Classic, he joins>Smart Falcon (2010-2011)>Wonder Acute (2012)>Hokko Tarumae (2013)>Copano Rickey (2014-2015)Congratulations!
My trainee is massive
>>586582286The screen can show different video clips, so in his video it has a rice shower clip
>>586582316next cm is not a collaborative grade race retard
>>586582416Is that not how Suzuka sounds
>>586582618Cute. She must be crazy and kinky in bed.
>>586582687no, she is innocent and sweet and must be protected from penises until after marriage
>>586581962Unless you are doing a bunch of runs each day, spending carrots is amost carrot neutral even without half TP or double rewards.Keep in mind that you get a 100 carrot mission reward every time you complete 50 careers. So after rebate, it really only costs 8 carrots to do an extra career. If you average 5 carrots in win rewards per career then it only costs 3 carrots.
>>586582687She's the type that wants to try out every smut she reads.
>>586581691Wife
Bwos, my Fatco ace late started despite Concentration and 1300 wit. I didn't know it was possible
>>586582920anal only though. she needs to protect her purity
That's it for JBC, next races will be this weekend, no G1, but we will see the first 2YO G2 of this year, another G2, and a G3
I honestly can't tell which one is betterNot pictured on A:Pulse, Blossom, PoC, RC:SNot pictured on B: Pulse, Blossom, Winter 1, Aspire
>>586583036it just gives you a second wit checklike rolling with advantage
>>586582493>collaborative grade raceHow do i know which one? t.other anon
>>586583121run it into compare in many of the calculators and sim it
>>586583121You have no sources of groundwork? Lucky pace pasa is where she shines best in this cm, I would strongly reccomend trying to make an uma stan/gw pasa, other than that both look good, left is probably a bit better
she’s so cute
>>586582286>>586582492Actually I'm retardedHis oshi is Rice, so he always puts her in the main performer slot (I guess), however there is a "special" version of Yume wo Kakeru which you get when you put McQueen in the main slot, where you can see this clip of Rice Shower from Season 2 Episode 8 of the anime on screenI assume that's what he means
She might be a donkey
These gook icons are so useful.
All races for today are done I suppose, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, first time watching the dirt races since usually they're way later for me, special thanks for >>586583105QEII on november 15 during early hours, and with nothing else to say have a nice rest of the week!
this CM has been awful for varietyswear I saw more than the same five umas every race last sprint
>>586583549gn keibabwo!
Holy kino, my fuarking umadol just defeated another Falco oshigod in the final stretch!
>>586583895>doxxing his opponents
Trump's gestapo is literally torturing Super Creek, but /uma/ doesn't care. Nice uma "fans".
If 7 I'll do another 10 pull
>>586583954WILL the hero get all the fragments of rhodonite or whatever in time??!?
>>586583796I've seen some variety like some Hishi Amazons (lost to both of the ones I saw)
>>586583796what the fuck
>>586584009We already discussed this for a week, made eighteen change.org petitions, organized a hunger strike, and made three attempts (one successful) to rescue her. Where were you???
>>586584009>her
WE ARE SO BACK>>586583549Thanks for the fun keiba bwo!
>>586583954cute raisu
Boy umas don't stand a chance
>>586584009get with the times idiothttps://x.com/mayanohime/status/2117106048012353996
>>586584106teiobro going on a diet doesn't count as hunger strike
I didn't know you can check all of these things for auto. Pretty neat.
>>586584196wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big
KEIBA NEWS!!!!!!https://umatoku.hochi.co.jp/articles/20261103-OHT1T51175.htmlhttps://umatoku.hochi.co.jp/articles/20261103-OHT1T51184.htmlWilson Tesoro will run in G1 champion's Cup. This will be his final race.Meisho Hachiro's season is over. He will target next year's G1 February Stakes
I saw the max 5 stats uma in JP current scenarioDo you need the perfect MLB deck to do that? Do the game become fast learner/skill spamming contest?
>>586584196I would fuck her prone bone thousands of times, watching my cock bulge her belly as i slide in and out, get her pregnant 15 times and watch her tits grow bigger yummy yummy coffee milk umanko filled with my cock 24/7 and tummy carrying my children
>>586584286it's been fast learner spam for years now
>>586584186>Super Creek is acting motherly and affectionateuhmm that's a crime
>>586584228Yeah he actually managed to gain weight somehow (probably via semen intake), it didn't get us anywhere at all
ez
>>586584196That does not look like the character but also it is a really nice cartoon butt.
Windy-chan
MY FUARKING HERO
I really wanted to make front Machan into CM winner but it feels impossible
>>586584286>Do you need the perfect MLB deck to do that?You can max speed, stamina, power and wit, but maxing guts would need you to have ramen/onsen scenario sparks or disgusting high rolls with 20% guts growth>Do the game become fast learner/skill spamming contest?If you're aiming for a WR above 90 then yeah. Otherwise it's not required if you just want to reach A finals
>>586583796this is the most variety you're ever gonna get
I HATE AGNES DIGITAL RUNS. THE FUCK YOU MEAN I HAVE TO OPTIONALLY RACE A G1 3 TIMES. AND YOU CAN BET YOUR FUCKING ASS EACH G1 TURN WILL HAVE A TRIPLE RAINBOW SITTING IN TRAINING
>>586584050aside from >>586584072 and my first post I haven't seen many random picksmostly curren and nishino, more ctaiki in round 2oguri / machan / bakushin / (c)kingu / (w)groove / pearl all about equalthe odd taishin (forever potential uma) / sweepy / hishiama (in round 1) / pasa (in round 2)the increasingly common ctaiki + 2 debuffer faggotsthe obligatory rice oshi
>won 1 cm since i started to playing this game (since GL)>Always was in A finals>My team now is so good i can win another oneBros... cheer for me
>>586584286Something like this.
>>586584726Who are you?
>>586584736>no gutsyou lied to me again /uma/
>>586584726good luck bwo
>>586584726Good luck bwo!
>>586584665kris sex
>>586584726good luck
>>586584838You only need 5 types, friend included. The game even warns you if you don't.
>>586584661Digitan isn't the strongest uma ever for nothin'. She ain't for the faint of heart.
>>586584838Guts deck will never be a real thing
>>586584726Ganbare!
>>586583121Its really close, but I'd say A is better.The way I see it:Hesitant pace= intimidateCountermeasure=Meticulous MeasuresTail=stanLatch On + Feather = double circle Sprint Straights + AspireRS:S (I assume thats what you meant) is probably better on a sprint than Winter although IDK for sure. At the very least I'm certain that RS:S + 62wit is better than Winter.Since all your other skills and stats are the same, I say that A is better.That said >>586583359 is correct, try to make one with GW.I would be willing to trade a LOT in order to get the GW setup on Condor for this CM. I would legit value GW the same as Sprint S for this CM. Consider using Guts Bakushin if you have to. Dropping a speed card for that might lower your stats a bit, but if you get GW and Sprint S then I think you will end up with a stronger uma overall. Although at this point, you should probably just go with what you got and start working on the next CM instead.
>bro my totally maxed capped stats>look inside>uncapped gutsAre jponies stupid?Don;t they know guts is the most powerful stat
>>586584838Because they finally made a power card broken enough to use instead of a guts card
>>586584726Good luck bro.
It is kinda sad to know that umamusume will peak in the middle and then begin regressing
>>586585106Its peak was the first day you ever heard of it. All downhill from there
>>586584838You will use a stam card in sprint/mile and you will rike it
Pickings must be truly slim for borrows out there. I've gotten minimum 3 new followers like every day for the past 2 weeks, getting the cap of 100 club points from being borrowed. Even today! and my borrow uma isn't even good!
guts d*ck is some retarded japanese gaslight degeneracy, hakuraku debunked it
It has been downhill since MANT started albeit
>>586584196
>>586584726If you started playing this scenario and have managed to get even 1 platinum then you are probably a whale.Ganbatte
>>586585165stop posting these currens
I think it should be legal to beat up luckers who got sprint S on taishin
>>586584661Ehh you got the whole first senior cour (and champion cup/tokyo daisoten in junior) to pick and race to runJust pick one to run when there is no rainbow. On second seniour cour she also only have one career run so plenty of time to exploit FT songs. She got easy career.Some Uma need to run 3 races in senior fall/winter (like Inari One). Now those are shit career.
>>586585254I hav S sprint but no leap forward
>>586585237>whaleNo i spend only on monthly carats, i just getting help for my bros here!>>586585054>>586584959>>586584892>>586584885>>586584845Ty bros, i will keep you posted!
>>586584824upskirt pantyshots are a human right
i want to pull Helios...
>>586584806He's a nice anon that always asked questions and learned about the game >>586585336You got this
Unironicall questionIf sweepy wit is only card for ends in future year, should i try to LB her>I have her zero LB>if i use selector and buy 20$ one she will be 2LB alreadyIs it retarded idea or what?
>>586585254I got like three double sprint proc on her. One is glue from FT tokens block/no rainbow and other two got eaten by Tenno Spring.Fuck her career. Fucking cancer
phew got A finals..
>>586585565nyo, you still want CB 90% of the time
>>586585565do not LB her, she is shitonly borrow her for razor steps
>>586585565No, you'll be using CB and/or Ramonu, nothing else.
>>586585176I havent switched my borrow in months and it still gets my 100 child porn dailyIt is a 9 stam pasa, so I guess some front/pace players may be borrowing her for cm22 if they have troubles with stam
>>586585565Her white is usable. Daring Strike white isn't.
>>586585701I dont have her ether.. maybe i should 1LB her then?>>586585716>>586585715Oh right ramonu exist i thought about using Sweepy and Borowed CB
>>586585336>No i spend only on monthly carats, i just getting help for my bros here!What is your deck like?I'm assuming you started right at the start of GL so you have MLB Tachyon and LH. However if that is the only support banner you pulled on, then I doubt you have enough good golds.
>>586585630You only need like 300 stam for TSS what are you doing
>>586585793ye 1LB CB is better than 90% of the wit cards in the game
>>586585820Some time that 300 still not enough for top three
>>586585815>I'm assuming you started right at the start of GL so you have MLB Tachyon and LH. However if that is the only support banner you pulled on, then I doubt you have enough good golds.i also have MBL Kita because i bought starter account and everything else is SRs or borrowed cards Oh yes, i also bought 1500 paid uma banners
>>586585793she's a better selector target than sweep, more generally usable gold and better output at low LByou also probably don't have the luxury of borrowing her through GM and you'll generally be using 1 wit card afterward, so she's worth picking up but don't sweat too hard
>>586585793You will roll CB and run her if without her card. By the time better end closer Uma came out there will be better cards/skills
>>586585808
Training Bakushin for Sprint CM:Humble, virtuous, and respectfulMutating umas for sprint:Sickening, cruel and hateful
>>586585565You would rather run Ramonu alongside CB for distances where you'd run 2 wit cards
>>586585106Did it peak with LArc or Legend Changer, in before its Great Food Festival
morning coffeegot dumpstered in CM today, first time in a long while I'm actually worried about getting into A finals
>>586586195>>586585993>>586585957>>586585884Ok bros, i will probably will ticket mister CM if i dont get spooked by good offbanners, ty for advices!
>>586586242My god...she's so flat...
>>586586117lol get plancha'd nerd
>>586584286>Do the game become fast learner/skill spamming contest?Yes, but its not because you can max all your stats.Stats have diminishing returns as they get bigger, so they become less important with each scenario, meanwhile the value of SP stays the same and you just keep getting more of it.Your ability to get hints for GOOD skills becomes the most important thing, even more important than getting Fast Learner, otherwise you'll be left with a bunch of SP and nothing to spend it on.
>>586585743mine is a 9 power pasa. I think most people put maximum priority on high blue count, and then they make do with whites and pinks.for me, it's the opposite. If the blues aren't great, whatever. I want good pinks and especially good whites.
>Group A>getting raped by shittiers UG5-UG1s while running UFs
>>586586430lots of words just to say the game becomes more buhi oriented
>>586586546Thats me with the shitter UGs
kaichou...
curren
>>586586389>account worth is now based on your loopas instead of cards
>>586584286This is why we say maining a style will be the meta soon. Imagine playing an end closer when all you have are pace generalist cards. What are you even going to do
>>586586365Unexpectedly erotic Pasa
>>586586592>one SS+ Seeking The Pearl placed higher than my runners
>>586586669if a seeking the uggo beat my team of cutie patooties I would be distraught for sure
>>586586608Cards start giving 4 golds and a shitload of whites.
>>586586593
>>586586669I never did so well in a CM before.
Falco's head is rounder than our planet
>>586586638>unexpectedlyBwo...
>>586585914Well that explains it. Your account is basically at the same power level as most day 1 casual players.In that case, your WR is low, but that is expected since you are still learning the game. Now that you have a handle on it, your WR should start going up since most players dont know what they are doing.>Oh yes, i also bought 1500 paid uma bannersYou have probably been told this by now, but dont do that. Those are a massive scam.
>>586586719I don't know, it feels like you have too much SP left over if you get FL but have shitty parents. Plus there's always some rare whites that you want from specific cards/for specific events
>>586586638>Unexpectedly erotic PasaBro...
Always buy scam bannersYou have a job right?
>>586586890>>586586837Post an erotic Pasa then
>>586586840I'd say the paid uma banners are fine, but the paid SSR banners are scams yeah
yay podium
>>586586932Bough everything except the first year banner. I got all but fives uma thereAlso got duped on second year banner. Scam indeed.
>>586586934Why?
El...hag.
>>586586546Looking at my lobbies you really can just run whatever you want and you'll get a winthe matchmaking is strictly working against me to only give me 2/5 wins
My trainee is giving me weird looks
>>586586601I HATE CURREN
So I just ended up joining a top 150 club, with a comfy quota of 175M/month.
>comfy>150 clubbait or esl
>>586587217>top 150>175MThey should be below t100 with that quota, the fuck
>>586587178Why does the idea of umas wearing their old outfit for sex arouse me so much?
They really love this Tarumae song, huh?
>>586586608Ive never played JP, but I'm pretty sure that cards are still more important than legacies.Like that other anon mentioned, cards start giving out more hints. Most SSRs now give out 2 golds each (not a choice between one of two golds, but 2 golds total). Also there are cards like Forever Young Wit which have a hint QUANTITY bonus, meaning you get a hint for 2 different skills for every hint event from that card.That said, legacies are still very important. If you arent looping then the power gap between you and those who do will only grow.
Can someone explain how this is possible?How the one on the left won and the other one got second?i know Leap Forward is a waste, i read it wrong while giving it to her, but still, overall my Machan seems to be better.
>>586586932Yes, and it feels wrong to spend earned money on scams.
>attentionwhoring
>>586587327Hags wearing young girls' clothes is an erotic concept in general.
>>586587432You need to learn to enjoy gambling
>>586587407dude it's sprint, it could be anything. Most likely a lucky carryover velocity skill or they just simply procced accels more/earlier
>>586587361IDK for sure, but I assume that new songs have a higher chance of getting picked by NPCs
>>586587407higher wit = more chances to pop skills, bro you can clearly see that, yours just got unlucky
>>586587407look at the distance for the current cm and you have your answer
>>586586840>You have probably been told this by now, but dont do that. Those are a massive scam.I got two dupes lmao, but it's evened it out because i got Kita White and Dia for 50 free rolls
>>586587407umamusume is wit game
>>586587514But i keep losing on those shitters and i don't understand
>>586587407downhill witchecks are too strong
>>586587407Sprint is gambleslop, more news at 11
>>586587594without an actual race replay I wont be able to give you anything more detailed. It's sprint with a bunch of downhill, it's rng as hell.
>>586587594My imouto has S+ thats beating UGs lol
>>586587254Not everyone is allergic to gaining fans.
>>586587407>200 less Wit>on CM where Wit matter most
do those puppies got games??
>>586587407told you to fucking get it for hanshin and chukyo
>fan runs>when you can just loopa instead
>>586571989This is the best uma simulator right?https://umaeclipse.com/
>>5865737564U
>>586587828nigger my fan gain last month was 65m and I'm on a comfy B+ team. I just dont care cause my danchou wont kick me if I flatline without telling him as opposed to you having a minor panic attack if you missed a fan run
>>586587784is your imouto cute?
>>586587407umamusume is a wit game, when will (You) learn?
>>586587407While I do think that your uma is better overall, the power gap isnt THAT big.Luck is always a factor, and do you know what influences luck in this game? WIT. Your superior skill list is meaningless if you fail the wit checks. Also this CM is a massive down hill, so wit is more important than usual (but not more important than getting 1200power on a sprint, you still have the better statline).Also, unless you are trying to activate Tracen Cheer, Restraint is bad for Sprints. You want to rush.
Stat effectiness are still not linear
anyone wanna cuddle
>>586588276I always want to cuddle but it's too hot for that lately.
>>586587863
>>586588407kino bodytype
>>586587959I was in a B+ last month as well.Ended up with 165m total, and over a 100m gap between rest of the members...And that's with barely getting any fans for the first week.Sending a clanker, and doing whatever I feel like doing isn't that hard.
>>586588473big fishe
>>586588456She's kinda porky
>>586588517An angler takes pride in the quality of their haul, not the amount
>>586587379You still want to loop specific whites from cards that you have to swap out. For example, if I want to run Dia/Efforia Speed and Yanko Wit for the upcoming LoH, it would be a good idea to farm for whites exclusive to Teio Speed/Brian Wit. But I don't think this is very necessary if you're not going for something like T96.
>>586588473A wife that likes to fish...!
>>586588667Can she not afford clothes that are big enough or is she just trying to get toreena's attention?
>>586588667Rob Roy is NOT that big
Why are there two Shart Falcon threads on the 'log?
>>586588684A skill that leaves neither belly ever empty
>>586587539>>586587587>>586587770>>586588257>>586588269But i didn't have all those problems during First Round, she has my higher win-rate and now i have to redo her.She even won more than this Bakushin which has higher witAlso Restraint increases WIT, that's why i got it and i didn't want Rushed to kill my uma.
>>586588797Front runner is worst strat in this CM
>>586588868BUT THAT MACHAN WAS A FRONT RUNNER TOOIT DOENS'T MAKE ANY SENSE
>>586588684A wife that likes to fish, and looks like this
>>586588915Are you sure you're looking for a wife and not a husband
>>586588590she's soft and squishy, huggable and cuddlable
>>586588963I want boy umanko!!
I'd train that
>>586588913It a fucking sprint. Nothing make sense
I love Ohmairu!
>>586588797Bwo, I won by a neck against a UG6 Cheer Kingu and a ticket later, I lost to an S+ base Taiki clanker. Sometimes, you luck into a great downhill and other times, you whiff essential skills and a Taiki just hits SFV to win. It just sounds like you're losing a lot of the coinflips.>didn't want Rushed to kill my umalmao 65% of this track is a downhill, you only die with <200 stamina and somehow have less than 400 wit. Torenas even put stamina draining skills on Akebono to trigger her ult and sometimes she won't because she still naturally has too much health lmao.
Get wasshoi'd
>>586588797Rush won't kill anyone here. Everyone end the race with 20%+ stamina left.
>>586589272why is she wearing Palmer's unwashed costume?
>>586589310she was in heat, needed to get cold
>>586589474dont chelsea still not have a jersey sponsor
>>586589272Is that code for sex?
>>586589108Exposing so much skin...
>>586589596I think they do now
>>586589596Nah, they have a crypto one now
>>586589713She should expose more.
>>586589246No more chubby sluts thanks
wtf
>>586589753>>586589771I see, thanks
Did you make A finals?
>>586589713>>586589797
>>586590020Rape
>>586590020Obviously?
>>586590036mairu sexo
>>586589054@umagrok is this real?
>>586589054kwab
>>586589054
>>586590086
Not everything is about sex, you know.
almond fraud has never beaten ohamile btw
Love and marriage with Biwa
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/1xW4fX>https://jiggie.fun/1xW4fXhttps://jiggie.fun/1xW4fX>https://jiggie.fun/1xW4fXhttps://jiggie.fun/1xW4fX
>>586590402based truth teller
>>586589834CYGAMES
>>586589070very cute
Metafagging supoka is one thing, but /v/ma said /vg/ is filled with brown metaniggers that also metafags their uma picks every chanmi. Is that true?
mmmm I think I will flatline for today
>>586590508hey bwo *smooch* how you cooking?
Oguri Cap is my oshi
>>586590508It just so happens that Bobo, Ogurin and Maruzen are my favourites
jeetorakufags aren't /uma/ thoughbeit
>>586590020Sure did. >>586541889 Here's how I felt once that was done.
>>586590778
>>586589108
why are most of you worse at this game than the gay chiyoposter
>>586590915being gay gives him power
>>586590508I think we got doxxed by stickeranon that one time, but yeah there's a lot of metanegros here. Usually though the pattern I see is 1 metapick + 1 oshipick + 1 debuffer
>>586590915>the gay chiyoposterwhich one?
>>586590778Getting repeated 2 out of 5s is a very tilting experience I know my umas can win, just give me one less awful lobby cygamesI'll do 2 sets on the turnover but if I don't get it I'll sit on the last two tickets until random shitter hours
>>586591019umanko danchou
>>586590508How i'm doing>checking winrates>see one of my oshis have realistic win rate>pick her
>>586590508100% true
>>586591056The whale frontfag? It's a mystery
>>58659103142.5% winrate is guaranteed A finals.If you can't reach that maybe it was never meant to be.
>>586575075You want a man to give you paizuri?We have a couple 500kg behemoths capable of that.
>>586590962Sex with Ines Fujin until neither of us can stand anymore.
>>586591080Are you me
What happens if I try to stick my dick inside Grass Wonder?
next bread will be butter
>>586591343I think majority of people doing it like me, i'm John Human
>>586590842The clapping remains fine as ever, thanks bwo.>>586590962Hmm, maybe I will throw a tenner for Valentine Anus Fujin.>>586591031It is, I wanted to knock them out early enough into reset because you figure you can roll well enough on the downhills that you just hit the accels and you're set. And it turned out I was losing those coinflips, very unfortunate but bless Shiraoki-sama for that last ticket turnaround. Best of luck on your runs!
>>586588797The wit gained from green skills doesnt effect your chances at activating skills (or rushing for that matter) because that is decided before the start of the race (as in before the green skill activates).It does still boost your chance at activating downhill mode and getting a better base target speed, so wit greens are still useful, especially on this track.As others have said, Rushing is GOOD in on sprints, even when its not on a massive downhill like this one you are never gonna gass out on a sprint. The reason people were talking about Restraint for this CM was because of Tracen Cheer, not because they were worried about rushing. However with 1085wit, rushing is already pretty unlikely anyway, so its not like you really gimped yourself buy buying restraint. Its highly unlikely that Restraint will cost your Machan any wins, however upgrading Sprint Straights to double circles would have been a MUCH better choice.
mambwos....
>>586591593Yes?
how does she manage to read anything with those fat things in the way
mambgwochachoids...
>>586591947mirrors
>>586591947she's a larper
>>586591343(me)No he's not, but I am.
where the fuck did all you faggots go?
>>586592717
>>586592717wahey!
>>586592717im busy
>>586592717I was focused on a youtube video
>>586592717Dead thread of dead game
Potentialbros, this time FOR SURE
>>586592717Was looking for an image to upload and add +1 to bread, but it eluded me.
>>586592717i’m working
>>586593006>Mejiro>looks like CreekWho genuinely is this?
>danchou posted the finemo sticker in chat
samba mainichi samba uma uma samba samba samba
Neighas will complain about newumas being over designed and then another neigher will post that Bright looks like creek
>>586593313Mejiro McCreek
>>586593313well, Bright and Creek are both evil horses so
>>586593313Buraito
>>586593404that sticker is so fucking scaryworse thant the *rapes u* opera one
mejiro burrito
Is /uma/ a boob general or a butt general?
Tbh a medium G1 is like worth two G1s in other distances so Almond is like a 18 G1 winner
>>586593614it's a dick general
>>586593614bothalso armpit and thighs
>>586593614buttsex general
>>586593670nyoniverse sleevejob
>>586593602mejiro burger
>>586592717jerkin
I CANT GET ANYTHING BUT FUCHHSFJAKUIBNG 1* BLUE SPARKS FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>>586593614depends on how I'm feeling
>>586593840you and me, anyon. you and me...
>>586593870Rice butt
>>586591947Pretty sure she can't actually read.
I almost forgot that round 2 started
>looped a gw/pp/dd tree>now moving on to looping isw, and rss, and firm resolveI suppose having a base makes it less terrible to farm more stuff...
>>586593994spessex
>>586594130why is she touching the eraser
Ever since I shaved, my trainee keeps slapping my bald head and laughing at me…
Feet or armpit?
>my new club is alrightPhew... I was worried
>>586594130>>586594174marche is asking to borrow it
>>586594210ears
>>586594210belly
>>586594247who are they
she should touch her umanko
>>586594210Fat tits, you freak.
>>586594210It depends Lets say>CafeArmpitLets say>DiaFeetI will not explai this
>>586594210wide hips and snatched waist with a tiny bit of abs definition
>>586594210Massive, rotund asses with cellulite.
Mating press or full nelson?
>>586572030>>586572030>>586572030bread
>>586594210
>>586594304Uma&Co
>>586594210bwo don't do this to me i'm into both
>>586594304Do you think iam retared or something?
>>586594471thats old and moldy
>>586594538don't shay that...
>>586594471ew falcoturd
>>586594210The pit is a good neutral ground that can be enjoyed at any timeFeet are good but have power dynamics attached to them that you have to be in the mood for
I was promised a NEW bread
old and busted, and crusted
>>586594471yikes Falco thread
I shall bake now
Which came firstLooping or mental illness
>>586594210Good question
>>586594538mmm... botulism...
>>586594636You have 5 minutes
>>586594636get to it i'm not using a desperate f*lco thread
>>586594471please use her thread...
>>586594210pitsI like feet too but sometimes footfags draw the ugliest wrinkly feet
>>586594737>>586594737>>586594737
bake a proper one
i like umanko but must be drawn harmoniously with the rest of the body
>>586594390based
>>586594750>>586594750>>586594750I linked the moldy bread tho...
>>586594767fuck you
should I bake one too now
>curren thread
>>586594734Bro... number is wrong bro... i would like too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TO MANY BREADS!!
>>586594790This is a V thread, never post in his threads he gets nuked constantly
>>586594927What the fuck are on about you schizo?
>>586593614former because everyone here is a certified boob
>>586594927it's actually the opposite.V threads are the one who stands on, while the others get nuked.This because V has some janny friend
/uma/ is full of fat fucks because the bakery always makes more than they need to
>>586594884Buraito...
>>586595149derb
>>586594210Tits.
>>586571989POST UMANNKO