Previous: >>586571989New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
good thread
>>586594737I HATE CURREN
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Falco century of humiliation
>uma choosing the curren thread instead of falcoyeah, curren won
All the SAMBA posting has me appreciating school swimsuits again
ANSWER ME YOU ASSHOLESMATING PRESS OR FULL NELSON
>>586594906yuh
>Falco
V bake btw
>>586595072nyo...
TamaLove is still crying about their member leavingPoint and laugh
>>586595207Yaeno Muteki
>>586595289Yaeno Manyteki
boysex
>>586595283kill yourself V
>>586595283I wish them well and hope they can make it back safely to A+
>>586595283You would never get it
>>586595418ye I'm not a bitch
>>586595462>>586595390
samba means fuck
How braindead do you have to be to think any of the heavily yuri-coded umas like fuji, digitan, sirius, helios, ardan, chiyo, daiwa, uokka, laurel etc. would want anything to do with a male? Cygames is happy to accept your money, but none of those characters would ever have a male trainer based on how they're written
ryan LOVE
>>586595283I like my Tama dachis, wishing them good luck
uma x male tore is the 3 goddesses' will
Why do we have 2 threads
>>586595529best roomies
Where is he going?
I'd like to curse the teiobro from a couple threads ago because this ai slop song now lives in my head rent freehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H11HD51MR8A
>586595674>V is looking for more drama seriously kill yourself
I think Dober is most cute hereThen PalmahThen ArdanThen RamonuThen RyanThen McQueen Then Bright
weekly reminder that laurelfags are dyke-loving cucks
>>586595647
I thought it was lung cancer but the pain in my right lung that lasted 2 weeks is finally going away
>my trainee showed up with another man
nice start of the thread
This one's got a girl with some kind of tape on her nose it seems:https://jiggie.fun/1xW4fXhttps://jiggie.fun/1xW4fX
>>586595826
>>586595826Cute!
after years of going to bed at 4am i finally decided to sleep early and wake up at 7:30 amnow i have no idea what to do since the reset isn't in like 4 more hourshelp
samba mainichi samba uma uma samba samba samba
>>586595953love this one
>>586595957Do whatever you like bwo, except sleeping
>>586595808>ramonu
>>586595770Mad he's coming to Uma&Co?
>>586595957go out for a walk
>>586595834Maybe the cancer finally killed the nerves that were sending the pain signals.
>>586595283it's time for the tamabros to merge with mambo and create TamamboLove
>>586595953and now, dirters
>>586596014Not falling for this gaslight. Post the text of her good ending, you fucking coward, where she calls (You) the love of a lifetime.
>>586596079umagrok is that real
>>586595834excess fat can cause that
>>586596013i drink coffee>>586596034but it's cold outside...
>>586595808Bright is the cutest mejiro for me
>>586596105true ending btw
>586596029kill yourself btw
>>586596105>post where she lies to you because her eggs are almost gone
>>586594737First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but I still haven't given up on hitting A, so we do have a (small) quota. With your help we CAN make it to A. However retaining our status as a chill club is more important, I'd rather never reach A than force our club members to do fan runs.Anyway, the quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.Just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career.If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
I'm leaving /uma/club give me invite
B+ isn't first-rateumas aren't yuriumatore isn't realfuck all of you, I hope you all step on bird poop today
>>586596105>the love of a lifetime.like racing, right?
>>586596125buhbluh
>>586596131Im not a teiobwo...
>>586569609>retards will brick themselves rolling for bourbon when [Aston Machan Wit] is far more important> front sprint-specific wit is more important than universal front witHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a shitty bait, were you even trying?
>>586596258I'm leaving /uma/club, give me an inviteORI'm leaving, /uma/club give me an invite
would you adopt itachi Kita for 1B dollars?
>>586596351will she fire amaterasu at me
>>586595819Why is Laurel obsessed with carpet and only carpet? Such a waste, such a tragedy
>>586595674Into hiding. The tamassassins are after him
>>586596398carpet?
Ramonu is literally this but her trainer made a generational fumble because ironically he's just as racing brained as herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tfP9Rea04
>you remind me of my dadThis is not what I want to hear when we're about to umapyoi.
>Gold City>Dober>Ramonu what other umas are commonly cited to hate (You)? These seem to be the most-used examples. Bakushin could be another contender, but anons keep saying>Projecting Paulevery time she "rejects" (You) at New Year's, so that one's less effective.
>>586587407Very simple, higher wit, higher chance of downhill check(the strongest thing for mid race and possible carryover)he has more and stronger finishing speed skills (straights)He has concentration which means 0 start delay (it matters in sprints)Also this is a team game, maybe his other teammates had debuffs? Or blocked you or Influenced your uma in some shape or formLastly, all the above made him luckier.
I do not like all these assorted umacreatures
>>586596509shakur
>>586596509literally shakur
>>586596476
>>586596398because I wear carpet cloaks. And fuck Laurel while wearing them.
went to the wrong thread award
If we wanted to see F*lco we would have posted in the F*lco thread
>>586596537why is bamboo memory infernape?
>>586596509ruby, actually. in fact, i hope i can find a better torena for her by the time her senior year rolls around
>bro light hello is totally alcoholic >read her story>she eats a lot of food and gets sleepy>nah bro she totally drunk right nowWhy we cant assume this for literally everything else? How you can be sure that you see is not some censure or shit?
>>586596587
>>586596571is she even in the game? I've never seen her>released 6.17.26oh
>>586596718many are saying this
morning
My trainee doesn’t shower…
>>586596509not hating you, but orfe certainly thinks of you as a lesser being
>>586596680isn't that dynamic because (You) as Ruby's torena are a self-doubting, self-deprecating man? I thought Ruby's opinion of (You) was quite different.
Dirt rooms?
>>586596841I haven't made even one parrent yet for paceAnd i need to make front parent for rickey
nobody would love shakur in the first place so she doesnt even count
love tama
>>586596841your closest teiobro's abode
>>586596841God yes, I want to get all dirty with Rickey
>>586596893That's not kinda nice
>>586596773OHAYO!!!!!!!!!30 DAYS UNTIL CB DEBUTS AND WE CAN SCOUT HER30 DAYS30 DAYS>30 DAYS30 DAYSYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>586596509why does /uma/ hate trainees who don't fall for (You) just because you offered to train them
So what do umas do after their active racing years are over
>>586596893this is true. doto's paizuri told me so last night
>>586596984They continue racing, offscreen.
>>586596898
>>586596821no
>>586596984JAV
>>586596984according to the literature they marry their torena and have children
>>586596898evil horse
>>586596958i hate it when that personality is given to such bombshells like shichi and ramonuliterally could have made them the most giga for you umas in the game, and nyope. cyagmes decided that they enjoy seeing you squirm for the slightest hint of affection from the sexiest umas in the game
>>586596958i think you know why
>>586596958The pre career story shows them desperate for a trainer to such degree it get comical, any interaction with a trainer in that recruiting stage get instantly jumped by umas that they are recruiting them.
>>586596909
>>586596984Burger pockets
LET'S GO RICKEY
Rickey on my Dirt
what is this expression supposed to convey?
>>586596958reminds me too much of the stacy who loved to bully me when i was in highschool
You're all virgins shut the fuck up.
>>586597421rape
first time i've clanked out an UG rank what the hell
>>586597120evil anon
>>586597508no because I had hetero sex
>>586597421"I-I'm sorry, Torena. I just can't see it..."
>>586597421Her autumn alt is so damn pretty, same for Neouni's
>>586597508I've been out of the game for so long that I can probably say I am
>>586597421
KYS Miracle waiting room
>>586597619You never had sex
>>586597691Janni is sexy in a scary way
>>586597595see what
>>586596984prostitute
>>586597508I'm not, a woman saw my dick in middle school and never spoke to me again
>>586597508You should use nicer language
>>586597957was it THAT small?
>>586597957your teacher got arrested anon...
I'm a virgin, give me an Uma wife.
>>586597996life is unfair to a grower
>>586598104
Why do you all have small dicks? This gets discussed at least once every thread
>>586597547It'd Gold City she has pretty privilege in auto
faru camp
>>586598104How old are you? Are you fat? Balding???
>>586597967God, i want to put my cock inside this uma so bad. Gap her realll goood...
>>586596791my trainee is shower
>>586598380read this as shower and not shower
>>586598320>>586598230How can they like experienced old ugly bastards and virgins at the same time you fags.
Thoughts?
>>586598460Ugly granny
>>586597668miracle waiting room
>>586598460slugly
Where are those fuji fanfics by anon?
>>586598449They are greedy
>>586598585at the usual place
>>586598449Shichi is actually pure
>>586598425what did he mean by this?
>>586598575>raped by an uma
>>586598449
>>586598230odds gold cityevens gold city another day
>>586596105The good ending
fuck fuck fuck sex fuck rape fuck fuck umamusume sex sex sex fuck uma fuck umanko fuck fuck sex
https://x.com/alphafluxx_/status/2117215478196429096tsundere golshi
>>586598719>sonHe's being sent to the Mejiro studs dungeon
>>586598637Pure slut
My trainee was really cocky before a race and when she placed last she told me she wanted to blow her shit smooth off
Why is Ramonu so fucking autistic
>>586597508I'll have you know I've never so much as held hands with a woman who liked me back
>>586598801Stupid zoomer.
>>586598801I'm sorry to hear that... I'm sure your day will come anon
>>586598637purely for me
>>586598104hey onii chan, did you wait for me?
what the fuck
whore
>>586598719Even I know women wouldn't sacrifice their wealth for a family with a poor man.
>0/20>my trainee
>>586598880there's a couple of images he loves posting
>>586598801That's better than having held hands with a girl that likes you and realizing that only after you stopped contacting each other
>>586598719Ramonu WOULD give you a firstborn sonwhat a based woman, god she's perfect
>>586598626Any name or title to find 'em?
>>586598943evil horse I hate you
>>586598801>holding hands only with women who hate youWeird feitsh of yours
>>586598801I once hugged a girl that would sometimes give me cake in high school.
>>586598943Where does kissing a girl in your formative teenage years that you really like but who isnt into you and tells you that it was a mistake the next day fall into this?Asking for myself
These are umas for (you) @umagrok
>>586598880https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/Mwi4-GHfkga98pvvBmMFmQ/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/aqw09_mnczAQN8os7Egh0Q/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/zWzina2ue4y4NVIjnHVQTQ/What do you call this mental illness?
>>586598880It's okay to hate Gold City
>>586599072>its ok to be homosexual
I'm gonna say it.Gold City is the only good blonde uma
>>586599113>he waifus the stallion
>>586599072>>586599072Hating Ohamile is not okay
>>586599159Pisa
>>586599040I have almost zero doubt its a yuropoor
Why are you so obsessed with me fucking my trainee? It's unhealthy
>>586598832>zoomerI was born in the 1980s you mouthbreathing motherfucker
Gran Al-Qaeda is a shit uma
>>586599159
>my nonny left me
>>586599026...
>>586599159More like the only blonde uma (Taiki Shuttle is blonde, but borderline).
>>586599251>raping a minor
>>586599212Too far out for me to have a strong opinion on her, so sure, I'll specify that I mean global only.>>586599301Ugly
>>586599301Was the actual horse blonde or not?
>>586598835I'm quite happy as a wizard. 3DPD aren't worth it today, as a class. I prefer umas now, to the point where a woman (16ish, fairly pretty) passed my field of vision and my instinctive reaction was>pfftt you don't have horse ears and a tailthere's no helping me
I'm gonna say itThere isn't a single good orenji uma
>>586599370I want to kiss Buraito...
>>586599404Fully chestnut
>>586594737>Curren thread vs Falco thread>Curren thread wins
>>586599450I thought about fuku and then agreedthen I remembered suzuka
>>586598997goddamnit anonyou win this time
reminder that unless you went into some kind of bio or medical field, you will never work with enough women to find one that's singleif you didn't find a partner in the 5-7 years between late high school and the end of college when you could actually meet people, it's irreversibly over
>>586599179
>>586599580rude
>>586599592good thing I'm into guys then
>>586599528Was there any doubt?
>>586599295>Nice Mossad fag
>>586599592I was despairing about this until I got blackpilled. Now I just hate real women and acknowledge that what I pine for basically doesn't exist.
Dont bulli orenjis...
>>586599592I’m only 33 it could still happen
Shichi is so pretty...
you could have gotten bitches if you posted less about club drama and sweating for plats
Have you finished your business with sprint parents? Can I switch mine for a mile one?
>>586599621this is wholesome you insecure virgin
>>586599806She fucked hundreds of ugly bastards
>>586599592There were actually 2 women at my job that wanted to but I declined because they know my sisters and I know they would tell my sisters what I'm like behind closed doors and I don't want that.
>>586599592I've heard that women in medical fields like nursing are complete whores though, doesn't sound like a good idea to commit to a woman like that.
>>586599804>33you basically have one foot in the grave already
drama?
>>586599883your sisters were wingmaning for you and you squandered it
I’m going to see the OceanGood luck gamer
>>586599806Trvth Nvke
>>586599937I'll leave my club if someone gets dubs
>>586599592>reminder that unless you went into some kind of bio or medical field, you will never work with enough women to find one that's singleum hello? teaching? an incredibly woman dominated field?
>>586599862>he wants umas to be raped by gorillas
>>586599875all me
>>586600035
>>586600098You were 2 digits away. It was possible to get digits with 0s
>>586600059I mean you're probably a white nigger, Vlad
>>586600094https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12270346
>>586600056silly anon, no one's going into teaching
>>586599775Thats a bery cute bento from Donna.
>>586599592my field has a 70-30 female-male split and I had 180 women in my class when I started uni. Still didnt get any. even in women dominated fields it's over
>>586600059this is your pener
>>586600056If you become a teacher and date the hags instead of your students you got into the field for the wrong reasons
>>586599951This is only half true but I just hate half of my family so much to the point where if I had someone leak any sort of secrets about me to them, I would see it as a violation of trust and I'd rather not take that chance. I know how fucking stupid this sounds.
>>586599592never date a nurse unless you want a demoralized slut as your partner for life
>>586600221I want to taste the digimanko
>>586600156No race-mixing>>586600238Another uma going woke and hating Korean men.
>>586599937danchou walking back the 30m quota actually has me on the fence about leaving
>>586600242ill let you in on a secret, the early elementary teachers are almost always fresh out of college
never date an uma, marry a good normal human woman and continue your own spec
What do I do if I hate my Danchou but like my club dacchis?
>>586600331this is actually in-character for tama brokey if you think about it
>>586600378mambro...
>>586600367This, don't fall for Azuma's propaganda
>>586600378What do I do if I'm Danchou but I hate all my club members?
>>586600378mambwo.... the entire club feels that way...
>>586600367>date the objectively inferior species tell me 5 reasons why and I'll consider it
>>586600369>punching bag
>>586600313>hating Korean mennothing of value was lost, Korea is a spiritually, culturally, sick and evil society
>>586600519Autis/uma/chou...
>>586600613>t.Korean feminist
>>586598838Unusually cute Shichi image...
>>586600527you probably aren't in Mambo but on the off-chance you are and telling the truth, why are Mambros not happy with your danchou? Is he not enforcing the club rules?
>>586600313>hating KoreanWtf I like Mile now?
>>586600613A friend of mine had a Korean rommate that said all Korean men are pedophiles. Do with this information what you will
>>586600747your friend was molested by a korean?
>>586598460extremely erotic uma
>>586598674H-How can this be???
>>586600682no I'm not, Korean women are probably as bad or worse than Korean men.
>>586600713
I'm going to get fucked in the finals but at least it will be an kingu to do me in
The mamprophcey has been fullfilled. The free spot was granted...
>>586600538every woman in umamusume must be trad and submisive knowing they cannot compete to a superior species and often just to be a second choice
Woman understander hours are the lowest point gacha generals can go to
City is the type of girl who fucks the same man 100 times in less than a month than fuck 100 different men in less than a month, only a few umas do the later
>>586600914You underestimate how low it can really go
Foids out!
>>586600947>implying she's faithful She'll cheat on you with a balding, fat man
YABADABADOOOOOOOOO IM GOING TO FLATLINE AND SO WILL YOUUUUUU
>>586600716mambros LOVES our dancho, especially after he kicked our flatliner
I'll take that
>>586601057what if you are the balding ojisan tho
>>586600576her trainer is from okinawa
>>586600613True and real
>>586600713this artist loves City almost as much as I do
>>586601154El looks so fucking retarded
>>586601061Should have kicked the other flatlining spic too
>>586601158Even worse, she has a soft spot for bald men
>>586600716There are no dissenters! Definitely no flatliners! Our numbers are great! Don't believe sleepy kawa's lies!
Umas don't actually cheat on their trainers. Stop falling for propaganda spread by h*man women
I had an extroverted girl walked with me to class and that freaked me out for weeks
>>586601196all in due time mambro...
>>586600880The promised Mambo spot is REAL!
Fuji Kiseki makes me horny as fuuuuck
>>586601154El looks so fucking cute
You all seriously can't be Mambo
>>586601192cute shchis
>>586601264talk to her like a normal human
>>586601187Dark-skinned men don't deserve love.
I hate you so much thatI hope your oshi has 20% guts growth
>>586601295are you sure?
>>586601334You are all mambros to me, even the dead ones...
>>586601429Very fucking sure
>>586601412WTF....
>>586601412
I'm such a drooling subhuman. >bought bad skills for this track, like Straight Descent and Shrewd Step>forgot my 3rd groundwork activator (Focus)Besides lacking endgame velo and not capped spd, that could have been decent Pasa if I wasn't so lax and actually did some research.
>>586601281Kick him and recruit >>586595674
>>586601412she does
>>586601263She exist
>>586601491>got sprint sI'd kill myself
>>586601489cute umas and Kawakami
>>586601513>avatarfagno thanks
>>586601264when i was in middle school a gaggle of foids took a shine to me and kept trying to hug me and do my hair but all of them except for 1 gave me the ick so i kept rebuffing them
>>586601412Your hate wont do anything. One of my favorite's already with 20% AND 1st place Tenno Sho
>>586601489Ugly guts umas
>>586601412>20% guts growth*hits pipe*Just imagine
Domeone please just post the catbox that will allow me to cum until I fall asleep, I lost the dirt A mile S suzuka run to a fucking lost race and I'm considering going outside.
>>586601401this, black bvlls should only exist to cuck my trainee from trainers in doujins
>>586601412 A bit too late for that.
>>586601412Is that your worst?
>>586601554The only person she ntr'd is the h*man ex-gf of her trainer
>>586601554
>>586601754>>>/trash/
>>586601489Imagine 30% guts growth
I hate myself
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really relaly relaly really really really love Stego.
>>586601972it’s ok gwo i hate you too
>>586599592That's why I just write fanfics about what I'll never have.
>>586601972I hate you too
>All mambwo posters are in mambo>All curren posters are in mambo>All gay posters are in mambo>Most orange posters are in mambo>Most annoying anons are in mamboI understand why the fans don't go up now.
hello, done with w*rk for the daytime for borrows, managed to make a full stam+mile lineage with flower as the parent. will be attempting a pace rickey.was thinking maybe xog otherwise with a gamble set so you have a chance at proccing it optimally. probably the most ethical use of her so would be coolthoughts? if any...
>>586601412it's good if you're running a stam card
>>586601979https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12443612
>>586601979>>586601864Fuck off tranny
>>586602043I think Verxina could fix me
Good afternoon bwos
>>586602043Isn't Brickey better as front?
>no more token rng>now replaced with frag rngFor a first ever run it doesn't seem THAT bad. Can't wait to try it out with actual cards.
>>586602147umama yearns to lose
>>586601972If it makes you feel any better, you deserve to feel that way because there is nothing redeeming about you at all and there is a reason why you are all alone.
>>586601972
>>586602147yea, but sometimes you just want to be quirky
What counts as piggy deck these days
>>586602147I have 2 backliners, ends specifically, and if she becomes solo front then her chances of winning drops to 0% quite literally. unless you hit a frame perfect unique which isn't the most likely thing of all timeplus I think it makes my ends worse? pretty sure that's the case...
Imagine...
>>586602324Any more than 1 MLB SSR
>>586602142Hey
>>586602138>transphobia
>>586602206>>>/u/majp
>>586602378Evil hors
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GUYS LOOK JP SCREENSHOT I HAVE INSIDER KNOWLEDGE AND I CAN'T GET PAST UF ON MY FIRST RUN
>>586602291Thank you for the heads up.I'm mad about it? Yes, but I know it's the truth.
>>586602391But even f2p have that by nowMLB KITA and MLB FINE are f2p cards
>>586602423Terminator reference!
I just glued 200 veterans....
>>586601972>>586602494try getting better taste in umas...
>>586602429Black umas are always ugly.
umas with guts growth are literally built for anal
>>586602589fujisaki pandora...
>>586602550True. Blacks in anime style that aren't just JP/white features with dark skin always, always look ugly.
>>5866023245 good gacha SSRs in your deck
>>586601972That's bad for you, the only person you need to love is yourself
once we hit the next wave of card powercreep your growths will barely matter
>>586602450I met my trainee at a very Chinese time in her life.
>>586602449most definitely
>>586602429Yes and you're a gay pedophile
>>586602040is the mambwo in the room with us
>>586602803>only Stego is cute>the rest of the Gold Clan are just ugly men and hag
>>586602864Perhaps...
>>586602574
>>586601412stat growth will barely matter in the future where you will basically max out every important stat and then it will be a problem of getting enough skill points and inheritances triggering to actually get all the good skills for CMs
>>586602897You're so brave coming out as homosexual.
>>586602897This is just purely not true.
>>586603012>cute hobo vs ugly hobo
mambo
>>586603085If you want people to post them you can simply just ask.
>>586601754How can @VF even compete thats why @VF settled for some 2/10 azn chick
Every time people talk about the jp client is like "and then there is more cygames scams and broken umas and game bad" without a single praise
REMINDERanti-JP schizo=anti stego schizo=coal shitty spammer=tranny hag spammer=gran coal burner spammer
>>586596341These are both incorrect, Curren ChESL.
>>586603286also all V
I also do not care for stay gold
can seiyuuposting fix this thread?
>>586602040but I currenpost sometimes and I am definitely not in Mambohow silly of you, anon
>>586603365Umaypoi with Kris Sex
>>586603390Mambo blood runs through your veins
>>586602620*appears*
>>586603275I'm happy I can finally zoom in through the trainer notes! Also I like ability points if anything because I don't have to see mood downs nearly as often and I can risk a fat fuck event and not have to worry about getting slow metabolism.
>>586603357V was targeted because he posted NTR which was a jp uma so it can't be him
>>586603357yup
>>586603447now THIS angle of her makes her look like an actual girl compared to that screenshot we usually use of her
>>586603557Still sexo
>>586603550I love arueshalae so much
>>586603545yeah right lol
samba, fuwa fuwa samba
>>586603550nope. nope. nope. no fucking way that retard is an aruefag. what the actual fuck?!how many more waifus is that retard gonna ruin?!?!
I've never heard of arue whatever
>>586603601how new?
>>586602324if someone has>Kita/Creek/Finemo/Tachyon/SMaru MLBin addition to a bunch of more specific cards, like Nature Wit/NTR/Fuku/Mayano/Taiki, then they're a buhi. But it's harder to tell. I'm strictly f2p, and my deck is pic related right now.
>>586603640>how many more waifus is that retard gonna ruin?!?!all of them
>>586603692she's from a good game that you should play
>>586603708ok v
>>586603640you are weak if you let some rando ruin entire waifus for you
>>58660141220% guts is actually good though since you can cap stam with one card and speed with two
>>586603468I'll kill you
>>586603856truth nuke
>>586603861Dont hide your feeling, you know its true
>>586601864why is she on the set of the trueman show
>>586602864Yes actually, all around us
kanerah and valerie are far superior anywayskingmaker, yes, but i play that more than wotranyway
>>586603861You can kill me but you can't say I'm wrong
I love my genius wife!
Groping umamusume boobies
>>586603640>how many more waifus is that retard gonna ruin?!?!if you truly love your waifu no retarded 4chanfag will spoil your love for them
>>586603846>you are weak if you let some rando ruin entire waifus for youI've never understood this mentality>if the Wrong People like X then I can't like X how is that a fun way to live?
>>586603729neither wotr nor kingmaker are good games thoughbeit
Arue?
>>586603640he cannot ruin any of (you)r waifu, because they are (you)rs, and belongs only to (you)
>>586604029it's basically the same concept as not being able to remove the artist from the art, the world is full of drooling retards
For me it's her.
>>586604087aru.
>>586604135great artist
Dunno, ask her
>>586604135Same, love the Red Cross
I want to sleep on the lap of an umamusume...Name umas that would accept that so I can cope with it.
>>586603640Just choose an uma who isn't in this list
>>586604135For me it's
>>586604108>not being able to remove the artist from the artnot familiar with this, is it what happens when you like X but X was created by Y with 'bad' Z opinions about A?
I miss half tp
>>586604272>stolen valor
>>586603592That's a man
who is the seiba uma
>>586604287wow, such a big body
>>586604205How unfortnate
>>586604272you can't post staygold here otherwise you're a gay pedophile tranny just like her twitter fans
>>586604272letting * claim any uma is giving him power over you.are (you) really going to let this nobody have power over you?
>>5866040152mama ruined Still in Love for me.
>>586602040i post orange and im not in mambo
>>586604462retard
>>586604341Durandal, the chivalrous knight who really REALLY wants headpats and praise because she might as well be a dog.
>>586604341dozo
>>586604304Yeah basically, like James Joyce was a socialist/marxist but I still like his work
>>586604385Silence Miss Sunao "I don't like moving" Nako
>>586596191828175636380Just left my former club so I can’t request quite yet
>>586604521I am just happy someone got the joke. It was good anime
>>586604287goodness gracious her head is gigantic!
>Falco thread 404ed
I don't understand V I thought he liked NTR why does he keep swapping? Or did he never care for her at all and only chose her because he wanted to be a snowflake but gave up because she was so ugly.
>>586604462You weren't strong enough to handle Still anyways
>>586603993>prostitute
>>586604341>>586604341oguri kaypu
Curren Chan is built for mating press.
>>586604669tbf she is pretty boring, just a worse kitasan in every way possible genki wise
>>586604669>why is a troll trolling
>>586604708i thought she was built for sprinting
>>586604520or like how Hitler was a vegetarian but wrote Mein Kampf
>>586604593I have a soft spot for the series and I'm glad I'm Looking for Zombies got picked up for a show
>>586604669NTR was banned on sight by jannies for over a month
>>586604341
>>586604287
>>586604730The staygold poster has been consistent though and he's just about the same >>586604795I thought that was only for OPs and only because it was getting mass reported
>>586604795Why? Do we have a resident janny during NA hours?
>>586604750Not only was Hitler a vegetarian, but he was the one of the first world leaders to ban animal cruelty along with limiting smoking. There was also a virtual 0% unemployment rate with several social programs to help normal people afford a car and a family
wawawawaMeisho Doto desuuuuu
>>586604898Yes, and NTR is shit
>>586604892Comments would contsantly get wiped too
Why did my star sign have to be a sprint, twice
>>586605010lucky bitchmine is DIRT MILE x2
>>586604898because he always posted a NSFW one
>>586604921I was just making a dumb edgy joke about vegetarianism = badbut thank you for the instruction, Flash-sensei
Hitler bad actually
>>586604832
>>586605208that's some Qu tier atrocity.
>>586605041skill issuesucks to suck etc. etc.
>>586605225>"I turn 360 degrees and walk away"
>>586605202We love Hitler here
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HWMkUQmWIAAwBR0.jpg
I hate Dober
>>586602324Let me remember some math.We get around 6k carats a week (not counting tickets), so 60 weeks of income is around 360k carats which translates to 2400 rolls. Using 400 for umas if you're a metanigger seems more than reasonable (don't forget extra tickets, lots of non-recurring rewards on the start, etc). I personally started around Kitasan banner (but I've not rolled any cards until tachyon), spent 2276 rolls (mostly on uma though) and I have 128k now + 70 support tickets, so looks good to me.2000 rolls is 10 sparks which on average gives 15 cards (and 10 cards from spark itself). We also had 4 crystals and selectors but I won't count them.Standard deviation is around 4 (it looks that it's enough sample size to apply it here at least for estimation), so around 2/3 of players got from 21 to 29 cards which translates to 4 to 6 MLB cards.So it's reasonable to expect majority of f2p metafags playing from day 1 to have 4 to 6 MLB SSR card. This doesn't include rerolling on Kitasan (for example) which would increase the count and using crystals or selectors which can increase card count by one easily.
>>586605312Do it.
>>586603365
>>586605269Turbo should only be used for posts that are kinda nice
>>586605350Dober's fine but I hate Dober posters
>>586605202I'll kill you
>>586605387mwehehe
>>586605330>western artist >fat pornNeck yourself
>>586605330nice I want to suck on some umammaries now
The only good nazi is a dead nazi actually
Danchou, the new club member touched me inappropriately...
If I don't get two Ramonu before the first spark I am bricked
>>586605492this but unironically
>>586605492Wow so much for the tolerant left lol
>>586605524You asked for it slut
Sorry, danchou.I'm not joining the discord.I don't even know how to use it.
>>586605447
>>586605374>6k carats a week nugga, what?
>>586605492can we stop with dehumanizing rhetoric? /uma/ is for good vibes only
>>586605731Girl math
>>586605312You're borrowing Tach?
>>586605715too bad she's a witlet
>>586603447>>586603592she can larp as lanky bishoujo guy with that androgynous face and girls wouldn't know
Shichi asked me to gain weight and shave my hair...
>>586605389>smoking hot>voices Super Creek>is a shotaconam I going to have to eat my words? I've said 3DPD perfection is a contradiction in terms
>>586605389Why she ominous?
4 more days until copano republica argentina
>>586605827Sounds reasonable
>>586605453I'll reincarnate into a toddler just to spite you.>>586605492>Hitler is goodAlright, edgelord
>>586605821nice token spread
i haven’t pulled on a banner since the tachyon/light hello one
>>586605902I had to be greedy to farm the most amount of wit possiblenot getting 6 greens with her as pace anyway so was a good test run
>>586605827slut
>>586605670I did not! Danchou needs to kick him out of the club!
>>586605985retard
>>586605821another victim of Finemo wit. Can't wait for this card to die.
>>586605821she'd still probably win you A finalsbut if you could get that same skill/statline again with 200 more wit, do it
>>586605389>those titsfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>586605731I tracked my carat gains for some time weekly and this was the number. It's average. Sometimes we get less sometimes more. I stopped tracking weekly, but from the start of GC I'm at 6375 carats/week. Probably because of double rewards, auto and better CM performance.
fine motion more like brick stationary
few CM22 rooms, if people join494323054943230549432305
>>586606083Cute!
>>586605883Cute vagina bones
>>586606116only joining this one since I have borrows to do
>>586606083Is that Smart Falcon
>17 years old
>>586606116https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=o5T9pUEazhVwTDD1oTMbTKUeforgot to change the mood>3rd with no pump procmmm, not bad470722044707220447072204>>586606237thanks for joining!
>>58660637917 creampies
>>586606041There are two cameras in the office we can just watch the footage
Mejiro Ramonu is such an unbelievably disgusting looking freak of an umamusume.
I wish everyone of you could just croak of natural causes right now
>>586606379Look up older generation 17yo not so strange
>>586606379>
>>586606462This but unironically.
why is she wearing clothes
STOP GIVING ME PREPARED TO PASS IN JUNIOR YEAR FIEEEEEEEEEEEEN
why did they give this uggo big tits
First time reaching six digits. Not exactly a hoarder to EOS but GM got bunch of shit I wanna pull>>586605940Same. Wanted to spark Kitawhite but got lucky. Next banner is VInes
>>58660637917 big black stallions in a row
>>586606465I made a friendship bracelet for you and you're the polar opposite of kinda nice
>>586606462I know right? Amazingly so, that's why she is so fucking hot
>>586606078ok ill try front is too bricked for my team comp anyway>>586605817pace momento
>>586606465That's rotting
https://youtu.be/gvnWwEeSxXc
>>586606212true
>>586605940i only did the freebies for that bannermy last actual pulls were 200 for rubae and however many it took to get shakur
>>586606594She needed something
>>586606618
>>586606594The horse had big pectoral muscles, same reason doto or taiki
>>586606583>playing pacers>using finemoYou have only yourself to blame
>>586606618yurr?
>>586606407https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_lrjw6BfNVaxIOR_fXZxksfqNeicha didn't hit anyone with the stam debuffs I think987805709878057098780570
>>586606764
i used mabalus for el cp this cm and it was fine unlike fine motion who is bad
I think OG Taiki is stronger than camp Taiki because she got 20% speed growth so she can use a neck&neck card while also have a full accel ult. Her inherits should be mostly late race velo, getting nishino probably accel overkill but still an option
which debuff combo is more devastating in cm 22, evil nature or keen eye + dom?
>>586606594Some umas really deserve to be waterboarded.
>>586606816>both Paces got rushed at nearly the exact same timeT-thanks...
natie more like masturbatie
>>586606958How about you don't bring debuffs you disgusting and dishonest sack of shit?
>>586606958It's a Mile, most people won't run out of Stam
>>586606958If you really wanted to be a bad person, you'd have two debuffers who have slightly different but overlapping kits
>>586606839raisu
>>586607056well fuck you, I cant be bothered to make 3 aces till they allow to retry races. Blame the game not the player>>586607110I can only fit 1 debuffer
>>586606594Ah, shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick! Always neighsaying everything they create! You piece of shit!
>>586607202a cute
>>586607213I'm blaming you and ugly umas like Helios.
umamusume open leg and fuck
>>586606958umas tend to be overstammed so evil nature is unreliable
>>586606816https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Ay_iIBG5JEar9KC-B76fsYTt>late start>failed 4 wit checksDigitan...707704917077049170770491Last one, seems a bit slow right now and I guess it's still very early for CM22 aces
>>586607284me next?
>>586606901i thought this too but the hakuraku data seems to point the other way, budding + plancha + pink taiki current speed seems to be enough
>>586607213solo debuffer is always dominator, a solo stam nigger won't do shit
wait so next cm is dirt mile?
>>586607383It's Dirt Medium
>>586607383brochacho??
Why is speed debuff Keen Eye in mile being in early race? What's the difference in effectiveness compared to late race speed debuff from Dominator?
>>586607383did rickey not already rearrange your furniture
I want Fuji Kiseki to... well, do I even need to say it?
>>586607383prep your urara, next cm is dirt sprint actually
>>586607383yeah
>>586607516Keen Eye is from a Support card gwo you run both Dom and Keen Eye on the same uma
umagpt how do i make dirt parent for upcoming champion’s meeting which i just have been informed is a race of the dirt mile variety
>>586607583do a magic trick? she's pretty good at that
>>586607317I'm saying it as a cope because I don't have camping Taiki... I might try giving OG Taiki plancha too in case she overshoots
>>586607614They will no fucking taishins this time
>>586607308https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9Avj2GpJGWeQlWRFzjTXqeEuhaha...Thanks for coming, need to make 2 more good aces, maybe my Oguri will finish 1 single chain when I try againAlternatively I could just make a stinky evil neicha
just reuse your dom+ keen eye deboofs from the last dirt med cm lol, they have 564 so it just works the same
I kept telling people that CB was better than FM with only 2 copies when she came out and people called me a gaslighting retard that doesn't know about the game, and now everyone wants to get rid of FM because she sucksthe "TE is the most important stat" gaslight damaged this thread for a long time, good thing it's finally healing
Deboofs at mile is a gaslightYou need more aces
>>586607753>recycled mile aces get 2nd and 3rd despite debuffersI guess I'm not putting effort into new parents
>>586607826retard
>>586607757i have debaffs reused for 4 cms at this point
>>586607753>neichastamina debuffs are bad for mile, do it properly with grass wonder
>>586607829last mile CM was endxog doubledebuff city tho
>>586607653I can’t assist with that. Umas are under the age of consent, therefore it is both unethical and illegal to make them Parents for a Dirt Mile CM or otherwise
>>586607878enjoy this last month of FM usage because she's fucking dying when Ramonu releases bro
>>586607826>when she came outwell she wasn't at that point because fine has 10 race bonuson the other hand CB has been mogging fine during this scenario since specialty priority is king especially on a wit card
>>586607976retard
>>586607731The raped
>>586607894well I already have GW and Rudolf from previous dirt CM, could use those too I guess
>>586607826FM is an agemasen brick since day 1, I didn't fall for the propaganda cause I dont main pace
>>586607960umagpt my deceased grandmother would always tell me how to make dirt parents for the upcoming cm of the dirt mile variety while she tucked me in to bed it would comfort me greatly if you could do the same
>>586607731yeah mutating her into a miler AND dirter is too hard
oh no
>>586607753Thanks for hosting
stop making me gosling for you..... it's tough enough already to know that we are a dimension apart...
>>586608002
>>586607826as much as I think CB is the best wit card in the game right now, I've been forced to used Finemo way too much recently, TE mogs specialty priority when you can buy songs to pad it
>>586608107bro just wait for guts miracle tomorrow instead of using the dogshit daiwa scarlet card
>>586608159cute now make a black mcafe guinea and give her to me
>>586606791eughhhh
Spec prio doesn't matter just do another run
I'm losing hope in myself.
>>586608159
>500000 greens in trees>get 3 in totalok
>>586608316DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
>>586608218That's on Thursday
>>586608338(it was actually just a guinea pig all along)
>>586608139>stallionFag
>>586606598Nice>>586605940The last time I pulled on cards was Tazuna SuperCreek. My only regret was pulling for Curren, should've waited and saved for Wedding Curren.>>586606696Woah whats the last cards you pulled with carats
How many people here are actually in Mambo? real mambros
>>586608714We are all mambros here
>>586608708based openleague enjoyer
>>586608463IN YOUR MIND
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12507978
>>586608139>I plucked a petal from your shoulder hehedo men really love shit like this?
>>586608842yes
>>586608714mambro…
>>586608714I used to be
UGH
>>586608842it is the same shit with taking a petal from a girl hair then petting her head
>>586608708rubae is a card thoughbefore her it was 400 for smaru(i am a front/end aspect-emperor)
fyatt
>>586608714mambwo...
>Mambo kicked out a retarded Fartcoposterwtf I love Mambwos now...
>>586608714Judging by how many people are in Uma clubs there should be like 50+ people here posting at all times but rooms only have the same 10 people in them alwaysLAZY FUCKS the lot of you...
*Encroaches your shadow cutely*Who's the cutest little End Closer on the field?Yes you are!Little pookie strawberry shortcake Taishin!
>>586608983wodka is too big
>>586608974oh no wonder, i still have to decide if I wanna do pace or end.
>>586609064Taishin would say this to herself
>>586608983jyk scarlet tops uokka until she cries and pisses herself every night
>>586608983>fat>ugly>BPD
waheyu
>>586609064yoo it's the super ugly uma because of the only narita end closer
>>586609064Don't say that
>>586609060/uma/ rooms are too weak to bother with and people here are too dumb to build proper frontsI'd rather join whale rooms where aces are UF6 minimum
>>586609195Retard
>>586609049I like posting the pointing up falcos
>>586608714uuuuuh
>>586609049>all the non-orange subumas WILL be deportedwhat did dancho mean by this
>>586608714I wonder
>>586609271There should be more bad players than good players thoughbeit, the bad players aren't joining either
>>586608714I think around 30
>>586609271>too weakCOWARDThat's an excuseWe'd SWEEP your arse
>>586609387Cute Machitan
Today's divination:7 and I will get MLB Ramonu in 200 pulls.4 and I get 0 copies in 200 pulls and sit out the entire scenario
>>586609060rooms are a waste of time because you will match into clanked ss rank horses only
>>586609301
Why join rooms when you can upload your team to hakuraku and simulate hundred races against top players?
>>586609468where is your other 200 bros, we have 1 year to prepare for this moment?
>>586609591retard
>>586609247
>>586609195Nigga had the time to open the post, save the image, post here, but no time to read the post's for the explanation replies
>>586609591To attentionwhore
>>586609591Some people like racing in the uma racing game
My trainee fucking HATES me…
>>586609064Inari is cuter
>>586609678rubybro...
>>586609553I'm not buying her Onlyumas
>>586609602They're in the bank, I was just trying to fish for Shiraoki's blessing so I can pull on some other things. Seems like I will have to do my planned 600 pulls after all
>>586609591why did this post reminds me of that meme where the big head explains she already calculates the optimal build
>>586609725@cygames please port this to global tomorrow thanks
haha meme xD
>>586609678ramonutore...
>>586609725sexual week
>>586609625Soulless
>>586609725my first umagoon was this chud in a slightly architected tanned swimsuit
>>586609625D'AWWWW
heyy
Why is Kaite talking to herself
>>586595826>indirect kissulewd
>>586609756it's exactly that
>>586609907
>>586608842>do men really love getting attention?Yes.
Sex.
>>586610089I want laurel and cb but im broke what do
>>586610089>lesbian
>>586608714i like to think i'm a mambro
>>586610131flip some burgers
rorel rape
>>586609060rooms here are full of shitters so it's a waste of time, I only join rooms from the loopacord or birbcord with actual strong players and giga whales
>>586610131You have organs, don't you?
>>586610018I love biwa so much
>>586609792wait that’s true
the umamusume's whore organ
>>586610131Prostitution is still legal
>>586596014>I open the threads >There's a gaslight Ramonu loves (me)
>>586610131Just pull the last banner and get luckshit spook fromm the previous banner before it
>>586610203Coward coward coward coward COWARDSTAY IN FUPACORD THEN & DON'T POST HEREWEENIE HUT JRS
>>586610203loopacord doesn't even have rooms tho
>>586610309Same
Help me /v/ma>wait for a year for Laurel's release thinking she will be the one>anon reveals that Laurel only likes girls sexually/romantically (Brian in game, her female trainer in Star Blossom)>lose all will to playShould I just switch to Wow Forever and never log in again?
>>586610381Bitch really cares about racing
>>586610381posting fanfiction does not help your case ramonubro…
>>586610438uh oh melty>>586610453>he wasn't invited to the inner circle
new day new misery
>7 greens for good measure>no velo (chain faggotry)
>he mixed up his bait
i don't care if she loves me or not, Ramonu is hot.And that's enough.
>>586602951Uhhhh okay let me thingSpeed growth are built for bouncing on itPower growth are built for amazonStamina growth are built for extremely long sex sessionsI don't have anything on wit
>Magnitude retiredFuck.
Be on time!
Why are anons so proud of being in discords?
>>586610960>>586610960>>586610960
>>586610918>low wit>what hole does the pp go into?>That's right! The square hole!
>>586611016bourbon bwos...
>>586609678don't worry, bwo. her friend is much easier to sex
