Previous: >>586594737New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
yurr
>>586610960>that girl who was into you in highschool but you didn't notice until years after graduating
yurr (hello)
When did you first get MARKED, Trainer-san?
>>586611154>girl who was into you evernice joke
What is yurr?
>>586610960WHORE WHOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE
huge
>>586611187Gaze upon the sinful fruit borne of gluttony and repent toreinas
>>586611194>lesbian
>>586611225An umamaism
>>586610919Holy slowpoke
>>586611308Skip the hag
First time reaching 100k caratsI'm a hoarder now
>>586611487do your TT!!!!!
sexual week sitting on my face
is ruby power good for the upcoming mile cm or is she a sprint only kind of boyo
>>586611612leap forward is enough as always
waheyhi
>>586611612the gold skill works on milesyou know this
>>586611678Hi
umadacchiis power gaslight the meta for this dirt cm?it is soft dirt race so if we tell everyone power is bad, they will fail the uphill
>>586611612p*wer cards are unusable in GLyou know this
forgot to do cm award
>>586611187i need her to sit on my face
any uma devs here? what are the references for support_card_data
>>586611789Making aces for the love of the game.
>>586611789You have 7 more hours retard
Finally, my very own peak...
>>586611827my dad works for cygames I could go ask him
>>586611612the gold version of leap forward is the strongest skill in the game you know this
>>586611860>lvl 12 cutie next to herYou earned her, enjoy peak.
>>586611789no worries, the reset will be in a 7 hours!
>>586611335You forgot the usual picture that goes with it. Can you repost, but with the Ballroom Fuji and Sky picture?
i snacked
>>586611678wagwan mi brudda
Orenji!
there is no reason to join rooms here stop seething >full of shitters so haku data is worthless >get do**ed by multiple schizos>constant whining about debufferseven /vm/a rooms are better despite being full of shitters too
>>586612117no that's mambo
I hate zoomers so much.
>>586612117that the other matikane
>>586612153>>586612219I know, still a chestnut and chestnut = orenji
>>586612135>Goku not satisfied unless his opponent can casually beat the Flash and Sonic in a race
>>586612247>chestnut = orenjiAt last, I truly see
>>586610949Theres nothing wrong with discord. The problem are the fags in discord
>all 2/5i'm not sure i even care enough at this point to do any more ace runs
>>586612135kill yourself V not like you're welcome in the rooms anyway
orangu?
>>586612135
Help me /v/ma>wait for a year for Laurel's release thinking she will be the one>anon reveals that Laurel only likes girls sexually/romantically (Brian in game, her female trainer in Star Blossom)>lose all will to playShould I just switch to Wow Forever and never log in again?
>>586612551This is /uma/
Kitasan a cute
>>586612514Not his fault the Bourbon learnt escape goat
>>586612551>fell for bait>going to play retoilet-lite as a resultlol
>>586612652stop responding to the schizo or I'll send the chiyofag to kiss you
Gweetings
>>586612551At least change the text when coming here bwo
>>586611487Hoarding starts from 300k
>>586612730what if that is my goal, what are you going to do then?
bakuplap bakuplap
>>586611225eugh
>>586611860
Guten Abend
>>586612753>>586612879
I think the smooth sailing I've had past few cms made me bit too smug and got me procrastinating a tad bit too much
>>586612753>>586612969Oissu
KILL ALL ZOOMERS
>>586612753
>Brianfag
>>586613095Maru would never say this
drama?
What did Fuji Kiseki mean by this?
rorel sitting on my face
>>586612498yee
I made itfunny that I only did 3 ace runs in total for this lol
>>586612987Why would you care unless you have 20 CM winstreak?
I like to play lobbies here, but i'm probably weakest player in lobbies here, but it's still helps me a lot
>my trainee called me puppy in front of another woman
t-thanks monthly scout ticket... only 4 months too late...
>>586613385SillyTore...
>>586613393i have one singular fine motion card i pulled near the beginning of the game box decoration
>>586613175Ningen woman > Boyuma
>>586613358I'm so weak that I can't even join them before they're full
>>586613535anemia anon...
Turbo rape (affectionate)
Daylight savings is still fucking me up.
>>586613358They're pretty good for gauging finals difficulty. I mostly join for fun since I haven't tryharded the past few cms
>>586611487How you guys have so much monies? I have like only 4m
>>586613635Do more countries other than Yurop do it too?
thoughts on big uma?
>>586613816>western artist
>>586613672There was an event recently where you got 3x rewards for finishing a career. I felt like that was a good time to make 9* parents so I spent like 100 toughness bottles just rolling those sparks.Got like 10 9* parents so, worth. Pink sparks are random as hell unfortunately.
>>586613816I want to make all umas bigger
Anyone else skipping Helios to pull on the gyaru banner? Wanted to pull but I realized there's no mile CMs until right after the gyaru banner, this dirt CM don't count
>>586613816>western artist>ugly face
>>586613927Even Narita Taishin?Taishin Titzo
>>586613990>this dirt CM don't count>he didn't make dirt*10 parentsoh no no no
>>586613802fuck off V
>>586614117Ugly dog
>>586614117what a hot dog
>>586613990nope, i already have palmer and you get more than 150 city star pieces for free and i'd rather get the chance of multiple random spooks than just jordan
go! go! neicha!
>>586614050>Taishin hurts herself in training>”this sucks I wish I was thousands of times bigger than my friends”Always makes me lol
>>586614050No uma is fat enough
>>586614429
Any /uma/ club currently open? I don't want to sweat too hard with fan runs, I probably just get ~2m daily with parent runs just sending auto runs.780516121087
>>586614429am i the only one who understands that the girls are k-holingbecause you know ketamine = horse tranquilizer
Wei or Wahey?
>>586614673whatplease elaborate
>>586614567Hishi Akebono and Dantsu Flame are slampigs
>>586614751Weihey
>>586614754why else would they have vivid hallucinations in the infirmary
>>586614751guey
>>586614646Der/v/ has a slot open, but I don't know if Danchou looks here or the /vm/ threads.
>>586614947That's a /vm/a club, he should ask there
Is 3M a day enough for A+? I looked at today's number since it was my bare minimum, uma moe site says I did 150m in the last 30 days and the club page puts me on 158m for October, but 1/2 tp probably scews the numbersI'm thinking of changing clubs next reset
>>586615091If everyone in a club did 3m a day with a few outliers doing like 10-15, then yeah, probably
>>586615091Should be, good luck finding one open though
>>586614673i take ketamine its nice
>>586613901What the fuck
>>586615034honestly that's all interchangeable to me, I don't pay attention to it really. I browse and post in both threads, so does it really matter?
>>586615150I see, I think I do more usually but yesterday I was busy all day so I got only my five parent borrows and an extra run maybe?>>586615185Damn is it that bad....
>>586615091middle earners of club #300 make about 3mil a day so yea pretty much
>>586615326Maybe, idk. I know some /v/ clubs can be very autistic about where you post.
>>586613901based retard
>>586615326He's asking for an /uma/ club bwo
>>586615403shrug. I guess they can nuke me if they want, I don't really care. But yeah fair point. I forget what thread I have open sometimes.Offer still stands I guess.
I don't want that
>>586615091it should be fine, since most clubs have performers pulling in less than that>>586376521
>just +1 day to unlock digitan cause my stupid sleepy ass picked the wrong uma award
>>586615492I mean I had to type /uma/ in my profile when I joined der/v/, so, like...Shrug? The threads were on /v/ a lot until they started to get banned en masse.
>>586615326>>586615498They don't care where you post, the autistic retards in the thread aren't representative. You are welcome anywhere
>>586615561Give it to me
I made tamadancho do a naked dogeza and beg for 5 minute straight while making pig noises, what else should i make him do before refusing his invitation?
>>586615620Yeah same, I picked my sprinter so she lost badly lol
>>586615638based welcoming King, thanksas long as it isn't shitposting I don't see why it really matters personally>>586615738Tamahaters get out...
>>586614776Agree, though Bono is more of a feeder-type
>>586615627you had to type /v/ma not /uma/ bwoAnyway people there hate us so don't waste your time trying to recruit from here. Don't know why you're in that shithole in the first place if you post here
>>586615738make him do a 60m quota instead
currenbros?
>>586614429Narita Taishin is such a sweetie.She's a bundle of independence and initiative swaddled in a blanket of frailty and low expectations.In her first story iirc she's barely able to even enroll in Tracen academy because her body can't hack it so the warning signs were already there.Still, you don't give up and push through.You were the only one that noticed she had an advantage with her final sprint.
>>586615983>curren fan>is a whoreOshi reflects the trainer.
>>586615983But she is very cute and she has very nice tits.
>>586615738tama would do this for 500 yen
>>586615880incorrect. I have not changed it.
>>586610960Kitasan is so fucking hot my body violently reacts to her lewd body
>>586615998You are a good friend Tickezo.
>>586615983who cares
>>586615983>the curren guy>never heard of him before in my life and never will see him againwhat makes retards online think they are more important than just some data for companies to sell
>>586615627>so, like... Shrug?
>>586615880I'm in a /v/ma club and I didn't need anything in my bio, you're just being difficult for no reason
>xhe is having a melty in the club chat uhoh I think we will be 29/30 after all
>>586615983understandablehokko is hotter and cuter than whorren
>>586613672Just spam auto runs
>>586616379Why are you posting here if you're a fucking traitor? Fuck off to your board
>>586616192i'm in a dicksword for a certain hobby and this random SEA twitter fag gets constantly glazedso weird
And so the wait continues...>>586580090>I prefer them to be best quality while decently compressed.Doubt you'll see this, but now I'm extra curious about what you do and know.
>>586616473Uh oh
>>586616368Bro...
>>586616473why are you having a melty
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>586616519let danchou dream a lil... it's hard seeing member leave
>>586616581Im not the guy that he was originally replying to nor am I having a melty, im just saying. Crossposters are annoying.
>>586612117What's your sleep schedule? I just woke up and showered, yet you've already been here for an hour.>>586612969Nabend, Stricher.>>586616651I demand my righteous SEAT on the throne!
>>586615983I should make a folder and do this...
>>586616387Mambwo...
Danchou said if our loads weren't big enough at the end of November he'd kick us before monthly gibs...
>>586616763You're in
just [-] bro
Hokko is built to be strapped to a milking machine 24/7 and fattened
>>586616746>Crossposters are annoying.Hello from the other board
>>586616387mambwo... he just missed all the shoes...
>>586616746gwo, chill lmao
>>586616907Stop posting ugly umas
>>586616907keep posting pretty umas
>>586616876WELL SHIT! Turns out, calling people out DOES work!
>>586616907Why are you here? Post sex to drive them out
My home board is /ck/ can I still post here
>>586617131post dinner
...
>>586617131Nyo. Food people are NOT welcome here, esp if they use a ton of FOIL
>>586617131We do plenty of cooking here
>>586617131my home board is /vt/ and no one complained
>>586617194>mare
>>586617131i had to stop going to /ck/ because people on there are so bad at cooking that it made my blood pressure spike
https://x.com/lirucat/status/2117611209860186613No nipples = safe right?
NYO I WANT JONGBRO BACK
>>586617172This oguri looks a bit strange...
>>586616950okay, what are non ugly umas according to u then?
>>586616773>>586616929Not in Mambo
Hey guys I just came here from /trv/, y’all mind if I make a post here!
>>586616485nobody has actual friends so they latch onto whoever they first notice, pays attention to them, or just seems important.
I need your fattest uma tits so I can cum
>>586617120Teio has nothing to be grabbed there
>Join new people>First thing I see is them greeting me>Second thing I see is pic relatedWow... NORMAL people!
>>586616387uma&co...
>>586617131My homeboard is /pol/ and I'm a 2016 election tourist
>>586617407It's NNN
I want to be the raped...
>>586613816tag: shoes removed
>>586616763>What's your sleep schedule?Depends on keiba scheduleI am under CEST so if the races are happening I try to wake up at 1-2 AM, after races, go to work for a couple of hours, come back, sleep for some time, go to work for a couple of hours, and go to sleep around 8-9 PM to wake up for next races, at least that's the standard (in some cases I have to modify it by removing the sleep in between work or skipping the first 1-2 hours of keiba and waking up at 3-4 AM)
Am I too late to join any club? I play every day, pls invite if your club needs an extra retard.162153239251
>>586617287He's always welcome back whenever we have another spot.
>>586617445they're right thoughbeit
>>586616387dacchis...
>>586614673holy SHIT i never considered this
Both Curren and Tarumae are whores
I want to be loved...
>>586617407Light Hello needs to eat more and drink more alcohol
>>586617309None.
>>586617487nice nature november
>>586617587Only if you stop pretending to be Fine Motion
>>586617445is this real leak or is this someone using the new recruit to leak nyooticin but can't place...
>>586617587Cute Curren you should go back to your retarded danchou though
>>586617587we don't need a curren poster
>>586617587Come join us next month if we have space.
Hot sweaty umanko....
Hey, Trainer! Let's BAKUSHIN into the future with Neucom Incorporated®!
>>586617728I post like over a dozen umas, I don't know why an anon picked up I posted Finemo the most
where were all these stranded niggas last month when A+ clubs were fighting over a single 30mil recruit
>>586617846That's a tranny
>>586617587I WILL SMACK YOU BACK TO US
>>586617841This is the bare minimum breast size
>>586617940wouldn't that be nice
>>586617923I was doing my best in umaoooo at launch, then didn't have much time for fan farming and lost interest, left for a few months, came back and joined some random shitters. I'd rather be in an uma club though.
>>586618117who else am I gonna talk to about how many pulls we did on helios banner
>>586615998I don't like her though.
Hello, does good uma BE exist? Does anyone know?
>>586617445W and F...
>>586617530>I'm under CEST, yet I'm also a keibfag so I wake up around 1-2AMThat explains so much, including the game choices...>Sleeping BETWEEN some workWhat? Is your work just wacky as hell and extremely freeform, or did you unironically schedule your life around big hons?
fuck sprint FUCK
Skip her banner
>>586617587DANCHOU
>>586617445DANCHOU STRIKE HIM DOWN
guuh...
https://twitter.com/iogpop/status/2117653670464807090himbas...
>>586617445this is an obvious setup do better
>>586617445So this is the club that will die in 2 months
>>586618658fuck off V
supiki
>>586618702where the fuck do these currens even come from
>>586618927Korea
>>586618927umafans
YOU CAN'T STRIKE ME DOWN FOR DOING WHATS RIGHT
>>586618927doros
>>586618383Message received. I will now snack on her banner.
>>586618927umamusume
goodbye a...
>>586618383ok i will pull 200x
>>586619039what the hell is happeningand why are they cute cardboard stick figures
hashire hashire
isnt it kinda funny that stinko is the eldest dirter in umamusume
>>586619039 watching the rape
>>586619203That's windy-sama to you.
>>586618383I'm sparking this banner btw
>>586619203Inaribros...
Do I get tacos or chinese bbq for lunch?
>>586619378tacos, it's tuesday
>>586619378tacos <<< burritos
>>586619203and yet she isnt remotely as hot or cute as my granny or bro
>>586617131>/ck/Fuck that place honestly
>>586618345I get to decide how much work I do and (sort of) when I do it, so as long as I do enough to make enough money to live, I can do whatever I want>did you unironically schedule your life around big hons?Pretty much yeah, since uma came out, I have played maybe at most 300-500 hours of non-horse games, which is probably around 1/5 of all the time I spent playing games in this time frame
>>586617131I came here straight from /fit/
>>586619472i kneel. nobody has loved horses this much since genghis khan.
>>586619472Fucking hell, talk about commitment... Respect and power to you in that case, never could've guessed it goes this deep. Also that job sounds weirdly chill at first glance, shame I probably can't ask what it is.
>>586619472I haven't even played 500 hours of any games since uma came outI miss being NEET
Will you guys skip Ancestors?
>>586619428Hmm, you may be right about that>>586619432Around here the tacos are better. I miss California's burrito scene
>>586619734yuppers
test
fine motion making fucking motion
SEX SEVEN
Why do we call them Teiobwos not Oguribwos
>>586619939because teiobros are actually obese irl
>>586619734i'm a front/endgod so yeah because i have fuck all else to borrow
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE SUPIKI DEBASEO CHOWAYO CHOWAYO SUPIKI
Good old if losing, winI'd be fuming
>>586619734yeah, borrowcore to the end
>>586619734if we dont get 100 free pulls then yeah
Is there a 1:30 version of Youthful Eyes out there or do I have to make it myself?
>>586620007Supiki chowayo hobagi chowayo
>>586619652i see you brother
>>586619734I'm doubling spark Ramonu, Ancestors and Bourbon
>>586620007i say this
When is Daitaku HELIOS?! HUH?!
>>586620170Jeez how many carats you got? No uma interests you?
>>586618927umansly
>>586620130
>>586619734Most likely. I need the bobo wit card which comes right after the hag.
>>586619734I have so many cards I end up borrowing a MLB LH (mine's 2LB) so I'll probably do the same with ancestors
>>586619734as a pacegawd i'm kinda debating whether to spend a single spark on ancestors, ks miracle, or neither
>found a great borrow gp yesterday from a selection of trash>nigger switches their borrow horse todayfuck you you piece of
this is the first time im pressing view results on all of my CM matches because i wanna go to sleep next time im skipping the whole CM at this point
>>586620452
>>586620398I'm half joking and only plan to spark ancestor once but if I luckshit Ines in less than 100 pulls then I might do it
>try borrowing teio wit for a cheeky ace that doesnt use kitasan>she lands on wit every turn>im always clicking wit>1000 wit at the end of the first year on uma with 0% wit growthi'm literally enslaved by teio. this card is fucking cracked why does nobody talk about it?
>>586620712wit teio is a buhi card
>>586620712i literally told you all to pull for wit teio
Massa? Shieeeeeet
>>586620712the friendship 20TE passive is amazing for senior year, but it's a whale card
>Forever Young and T O Elvis have left the Building. Love playing a small part in these legendary horses’ careers. Can’t wait to be there for the next stage! Baby Forever Youngs and 5yo T O Elvis! Being it on!
>>586620825Black Massa
fell for pacechasing award
It's so funny because this run had Stego run into every single one of her mood down events and yet it ended up being my best. Still not quite that good though, still rank 151. I want to keep top 300 so this is really going to be a pain.
>>586620896>Posting quotes without the sourceKinda weird but thanks for sharing
>>586620896>Baby Forever YoungsI prefer Forever Younglings
>>586620552I'm on the same dilemma, idk what to do except I'm kinda dumb
>>586621076Dont care bwo
>>586620990What is your maya style? I ran her late last sprint CM and had great result but don't think her ult procs nicely this time
>>586621076Wrong thread, bump the dead JP one friend >>>/vg/umajp
>>586621168KYS Miracle is not that good, ancestors should be skipped.
>>586616907Bakushin boobs...
>>586620597
>>586621076Right thread, and I care
>>586621076how silly is jp now
>>586621152>Forever YounglingsWe want them to grow up, not die...
bromatos posting his L's
>>586617587I hope you have fun wherever you do end upbut also consider rejoining one day
>>586620552do you have power scarlet? ksm is really just a minor upgrade and in the future you can just borrow her even if you skip ancestorswhales will pull both ksm and ancestors so they can run ksm + shichi guts
>>586621454wow its the gif from last night!
I trust my whale friend to MLB Ancestors for my borrows just like when they MLB Throne.
>>586621552I really like this gifDo you have any others?
>>586621076Max out speed before senior summer and you will get better results
>>586621469WE DRAG HIM BACK HIMJONG GAME IF I OR YOU WIN HE COMES BACKKAKEGURUI MASHOU
>>586621076Fuck off to umajp already you attention whore
>>586621653Probably nothing this (un)specific
