Previous: >>586655308New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
cow LOVE
bro she turned into a fucking triangle funniest shit i've ever seen
/uma/ club love
>yeah, I am thinking BASED
>>586680168cow love indeed
>>586680168I swear I've seen atleast 10 different people snap their neck doing this shit
bluema
4chan is the pinnacle of humor
PISU PIIIIIIISU
good job, burgers.
>>586680271Retards pushing themselves too far for clout
>>586679189Don't be mean to her
ryan LOVE
>>586680271that's why you put the bar a little behind the shoulders
>>586680320
>>586680302star blossom sisters....
>>586680302>>586680302about time
>>586680316sweepy bros not beating the flip allegations....
>>586680234I want to join...
>>586680302Who was this even made for?
>>586680208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EfvHUs_EgY
>tfw I see ushi musume
>>586680316Manilabro...
>>586680589me but ushi musume and/or plankmusume
>>586680320there is a giga rape happening on the electoral map
>>586680421
>>586680534nobody says this
>>586680538Me.
>>586680316sweepino
>>586680538secondaries who got exposed to golshi from clips of gags from s1 and decided they like the funny quirk chungus uma
>>586680486
>>586680657Which side? I don't care enough to scroll through /v/ for results
>>586680534everyone says this
https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9ggiejigejigg
>>586680789texas is blue now
>>586680721/ourgirl/
>>586680538@umagrok Target Audience: While the traditional print magazine strictly targets young boys (elementary school age), Weekly CoroCoro deliberately targets both children and nostalgic adults.
Eh?
post more blue umas
Tama sexo!? https://n.uguu.se/oatLFRDs.jpg
>>586680882nyo... texas red... gone forever...
I like when people make romantic art of umas who don't usually get romantic art/scenarios
>>586680589I look like this every 10 minutes when the fan counts update
damn if corocoro is for kids maybe i can actually read the raws
>>586680934
>>586681051me in the middle
>doppleganger battle coming down to a nosekino but only when I win
Tarumae LOVE
>>586680271they call it Snap City for a reason
>my trained asked me to bring him Urara's used panties
it ended up not being sex yet, but surely if her feelings were this intense by first year summer, then they definitely umapyoi'd in that hotel at the end of her career, right?
Turbo pussy
>>586681151
>>586681153The middle?
>>586680882Funny if that happens but I really doubt it unless they finished counting already.
>>586681153you need to be 18 to post here
At least I'm getting pink sparks proccing. Trying to get Rob Roy to at least sprint A took a lot longer than this.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9>https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9>https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9
>>586680721>>586680934>>586681151wait a minute, how could they have a human daughter if the mother is an uma?
>>586681359
>>586681470the umas you used for dirt sparks might just have better affinity. either way, gl again bwo
>>586681479oh, dia-chan is looking to try dating. i hope the guys she chooses teats her well. as her torena, it makes me proud to see my trainee grow up
gold ship CARRIED this FRANCHISE for years before the game actually came out
>>586681039Ardan's more suited to being a porn star than a race uma
>>586681424>people born after Lehman Brothers's bankruptcy can already post here
>>586681624>i hope the guys she chooses teats her well
>>586681552>>586681549idk, maybe the author ran on some different logic for this one
mejiro FARDAN hehe
WE all asked for Gold Ship in kindergarten.
>>586681624Trainer-san... it's already over...
>>586680538>golshi:(>golshi, loli:)
I don't want Mejiro Palmer to find someone else. I want her to only think of me. At least for 10 years.
>>586681721Fin
>>586681039the hishis
...
>>586680302Imagine if they animated Ulala's spin off instead. She'll go from daughter to straight up semen demon
>>586681390In tama's womb>>586681424>stickler for the rules in an anonymous forum>has no funLegal adult =/= Mental adult
Both Doto and Yanko are extremely guilty of this. I don't usually have issues with Groove or CB.
>>586681624>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>neigha thinks he's gonna get away from Dia
>>586681676there are anons itt who are younger than 9/11
>>586682021Rurachud...
>>586681626Raisu cute
first-rate uma vs. first-place umawho will win?
>>586681989She already is a semen demon though?
Luv Machan
>>586681989modern cygays would never
>>586680882lmao what
>>586682074>younger than 9/11I can assure you, everybody here is at least 18 years old
>>586682030My ring finger is moving on it's own
>>586682169first place uma won by definition, sorry kingu
post umas for ME
drama?
>>586682030Dia, I'm dating a ningen...
>specialization comes>no you actually need a main style and a sub style because triple style mains don't work most of the timesHow does that even work
>>586681915cute and canon
My trainee is an absolute retard what the fuck is wrong with her
>>586682351nothing of note, yetnice curren udders tho
>>586682419don't be mean to Jordan, she's trying
>>586682319wait a minute
>>586682419Feed her more burgers.
>>586682419Bad trainee? Bad trainer.
>>586682358only one uma gets to win, bwo. three highly optimized aces are better than two and one ugly step-child for the sake of diversity.
She's just so cool.
>>586682480
>>586682358you build a main wife and a team to enable it. like the kitablanco setup or 1 ace 1 deboof 1 buffer
>>586682484Don't care for either of those, thanks for trying tho!
>>586682358You get two debuffers and one ace with debuffs
>>586682554I need this but with Ramonu Need her to look at me like I'm walking garbage
>>586681638She's more suited for being a housewife (the poster below me's).
Thoughts on Zoomers?
The next poster below me will get raped by Fuji Kiseki.
>>586682562I need Jordan to train
>>586681638Ardan's more suited to being a street walker
>>586681549I don't think that it's a 100% chance or else human women would be extinct
>>586682554praying global doesnt EoS before i can run her on a class of '97 team
>>586682210I need this sexy brat animated
>>586682809it's 100%
>everyone else's trainee is openly flirting with them>mine just breaks into my home and eats all my foodit's not fair...
>>586681402it's pretty much a wrap at this point
>>586682954They say you can get to an Uma's heart through her stomach. So just cook her a delicious meal!
[-]
>>586682610Sure but let's say, I want to main Late surgersI assume the other 2 should be pace chasers?Or I main 2 lates and the other one is pace?But wouldn't that mean the pace is weaker and dead weight also?>>586682623I guess? Not like the debuff ban is permanent
>>586682319GETCHO MONEY UP
>>586680657>>586680320Does this even matter for burgers? Didn't orange man say he's just going to veto everything and use those executive orders
>>586683102you will never not have good pace cards, theyre literally free(every scenario card with free pulls is on a pace banner)
>>586683181legal authority of the house compelling testimony through investigation and the potential for the beginnings of impeachments in the senate
>>586682954feed her more burgers
>>586682765Made for anal.
>>586683070laurel-san.... have i become so fat that you're calling me a dumpling?
>>586683070
>>586683225Then if my main is pace, the rest have free cards good enough to make pace the main style and not cripple the team?Or maybe triple paces can work?I don't get it
My trainee hates me
>>586683070succubus
>>586682697I am struggling to get the exact frame (on my 4th attempt) so have this for now.
>>586683303So it doesn't matter then. Nothing bad will ever happen to the Epstein class. Enjoy 2 more years of him (and his 3rd term as well), you guys deserve it.
>>586683272extraterrestrialordinary sex
>If you haven't read this *random uma fanfictions* you don't deserve to be a fan of the franchiseWhy the fuck are trannoids like this?
>>586682351yeah turn on the news
>>586683616Thanks, I'm loving every moment of it. Voted for him 4 times.
>>5866835724th time was apparently the charm.
>>586682419BakuTore...
>>586683647
>>586683647What fanfics are they recommending? I could use some trash to read.
nariwan samba gives me life
>>586683504triple paces can work yeah, or run 2 with a shitty late/end, or 2 with a runaway chariot. Just because you cant make something optimally doesnt mean its never winning.
>>586683510Rubytore.... no she doesn't..
i'm making an end digitan for cm22. should i use the 0LB sweep wit i got from free pulls for the gold accel? my borrow slot is locked to cb
>>586682697>>586683748Based. Bless both anons
>>586683647You need to read the /uma/ approved Ao3 compilation or you're nto real /uma/, sweetie.
>>586683748How is it that Stay Gold looks meaner But also thanks
>>586683885
>>586683647Reminder that "purist" opinions must be discarded, for they are the biggest larpers, elitist and consoomers of them all
>>586683824>>586683918Someone linked this some months ago or something and I enjoyed reading it https://wtr-lab.com/en/novel/27871/why-do-we-who-have-trained-real-horses-have-to-train-racing-horse-girls-after-traveling-through-time?tab=about
First attempt. Got close to my ideal statlines but couldn't get Groundwork or Muddy and of course Mile A/S.
>>586683918i thought we established that ao3 was for fags?
This month SUCKS
>>586684172True we all use fanfiction.net here
>>586684172You wouldn't be wrong.
>>586684081dirt S on the first run was pretty sick at least
>>586684081>ideal statlinesfor open league right..?
>>586684056>purist>fanfictions
>>586683870I supposeFuck me for liking too many girls of different stylesI'll have to think about it and make a plan of cards to pull so I can pull for my umas
the only mark of a true umamusume fan, is how many times you have jerked off to your trainee while playing her career because of how hot she looks while training
>>586684235This really is a boomer general huh
WOOOF WOOOF WOOOF
>>586684204AAAAIIIIEEEEEE WHERE ARE THE COOKIES
Taishin...
In the depths of the darkest 'it's so over'
>>586684347>whores herself out to americans after her careerso much for loving only you, huh?
>>586684302They're not purists to the ip, they're purists of being a pure fan, which includes CONSOOOOOOMING everything so your room looks like this and your mind is occupied only with whatever you choose, consoome the toys, the figures, the fan content... All so they can be the purest most loyal fan
>>586684204she a bit slow by the look aint's she
my trainee hate fucks me
Is Festival Inari any good for CM22?
>>586683918We have an /uma/ approved Ao3 compilation? Sounds like a reason why Ao3 is dead now.
>>586684301>he doesnt instantly reconize the zzr newfag by his deck >>586684316its the universe punshing your harlot heart for not committing to one girl(totally not cyjews being cyjews)
>>586684463...I find an invincible 'we're so back'
>>586684057>609 chaptersjesus chinks
>wordslopI prefer my fanfictions illustrated with love and compassionAnd lust
>>586684546she's not good, she's extremely good
>>586684694I want to rape the director
>>586684710bighors
>>586684326You're in a horse racing and mahjong adjacent general gwo
What even is happening in burgerland rn
>>586684479I am the american and the trainer btw
>>586684694>tfw born as a word autist instead of a draw autist>don't like writing and i prefer to use illustrated mediumsFuck my contradictory existence... Director gimme booboos
early day tomorrowgood night
>>586684793Texas is blue. There is a blue wave. We're not getting our 5k from Trump.
>>586684793muttards are finally waking up
>>586684793A desperate struggle
B Finals, 3rd place for me. I can just tell.
>>586684793literally nothing of importance
>>586684882umasumi
>>586684882It's only 8pm..
>>586684793Don't worry, nothing will actually change regardless of the outcome.
>>586684793Don't worry about it, we are still going to bomb your shithole red or blue
>>586684573yeah i can tell it's a newcutie. i just hipe he's building for open and not graded
Is this canon?https://x.com/RayTracingVA_18/status/2117705513395765317
>>586685092Can I get this with King Halo?
>>586684793don't worry about it sweaty
>>586684710>>586685092May I request this with my silly wife's alt outfit?
>>586685014>this thing looks good to some people
rate day 4 of cm21
>>586685274still in a finals
>>586685206Don't think of 'them' as peopleThen you'll understand way too many things
>>586684915>>586684927>>586684930>>586684946>>586684992>>586685014Just checked /pol/ and it's that time huh. I hope Trump wins for more memes. Actually I think eitherways it'll be memes>>586685164Cute Deio
>>586685036I want to do graded but I can't even build an SS reliably.
>>586683883plz respond
Spaaaaaaace
where the FUCK is my rice shower halloween rerun banner?!?!?
>>586685328skip razor, use another wit card
>>586685328no. mlb sweep is sr level, 0lb is unusable
>>586684235Is this site not absolutely polluted by troonosexuals who need a trillion tags and trigger warnings and will probably shit on you for making a straight couple instead of the designated faggy crackship?
>>586685274i got raped and am not confident for finals anymorecrashed from 16/20 in day 3 to 11/20, i think i did my tickets too early
>>586685482That's AO3
>>586685328Razor sharp steps sucks, there are a ton of random dirt gamble accels that hit harder.
>>586685138
>>586685328no, digital already has the strongest dirt accel in the game for free
dirt CM status?
>>586685642ok now gimme luna, brian and cheva
>>586685374Cancelled because the unity cup update came earlier, but they curiously delayed Grandmasters.
>>586681915
>>586685374it should be at the same time as helios, no reason to believe it's cancelled just because they didn't give it its own slot on the schedule
>>586685769>>586684710
>>586685274alternating between 2/5 and 3/5 same as every other day
>>586685383>>586685402>>586685592>>586685646thanks anons, won't brick my wit stat for an accel like with 0LB yeppers back in the day then
>Fully Charged>Duelinglove when that happens
>>586685851It got removed from the uma.moe timeline so I'm dooming about it.
>>586685274New Biwa is performing nicely, though no Head-On hurts and she has a tendency to Presents for X herself into 2nd going into the late-race. She really lives or dies based off of how Turbo Sprint procs.
>>586685986What's fully charged?
>>586686108my cock
Ramonu owes me nursing handjob
>>586685179She actually closes her eyes too much for this.
to the cafe anon applying: the spot is reserved for now. it's best to reply to the recruitment posts when you see them
>>586686012they don't have special insider information lolwe still got the URA 2.0 stuff when it would have originally dropped if they hadn't moved it
>>5866852742 Suzuka wins out of 20. Machan greedily taking 13 however.
>>586685642Thank you. Very first-rate.
>>586686190Thanks bro
>>586685986this is looking pretty BUONO to me
>>586685274>2/2/0/0lollmao, evenI didn't tryhard though, and probably won't for Aquarius either. Two weeks isn't enough, there's no way I have enough time to grind a decent Dirt Mile parent.
I hope all Taishins win their finals
>>586686108iirc it adds accel during late racetho it's more effective when you reach 1300-ish power
I accidentally called my trainee my daughter and she got really mad about how it
>>586686606When do you get it? I have never seen it before.
>>586685014Please do. If you bomb Estonia I'll be vindicated.
>>586686713What did they do? Aren't they pretty much inoffensive?
>>586685769
>about how it
Question for Rickey players in the next dirt CM, if I have to choose between borrowing Taiki or SMaru (I was waiting to see if I pulled her before the anniversary), would it be better to make a worse front without mile maven or do a good pace with Taiki and Tachyon?
>jp shit? GET OUT>shitty screenshots? don't mind if I yabba dabba doo!!
>>586686632around 1200 base power statfrom the race mechanic document:>If there is enough conserved power, acceleration is increased at the start of the last spurt.>Accel = sqrt((PowerSt𝑎t − 1200) * 130) * 0.001 * Str𝑎tegyDist𝑎nceCoefficient * ActivityCoefficient>The power stat is base power (not halved over 1200) + skill bonus.
>>586686589taishin tardo
>>586686815Holy fuck I'm on my knees
>>586686890>borrowing taiki or SMaruwhy? you need angling, plancha and barcarole>make a worse frontsure make Falco>do a good paceonly pink Taiki is good
>>586681638>>586681039>>586682801I will be fucking this uma nonstop until she's pregnant with a whole baseball team.
>>586686953>unpopular opinion of a single schizo>regular activities of the common population of the threadRetard
>>586686589They probably will considering the fact she has Encroaching Shadow+ anyone who got through Tenno Spring must have a cracked deck
>>586687143evil horse
>Make pull plan>Explain to friend that statistically, you will win and lose half of the time when doing 400 pulls for mlb, giving cushion to make soure you keep carats long term.>Get told I can't predict magic and luck and my pull plan is too gayHow do you explain statistics to someone who does not understand what statistics are for anons, how do I respond without sounding angry
>>586687216The moment you explained your autism to an outsider, you lostTake the L
>>586686815do you have taiki?
>>586687143wagie horse
>>586687216I have a friend who believes solo banners give you better rates than dual rate ups because they see one of the cards more often than the otherYou can't win anon, take the L
>>586686815>>586684710i cum, thank you.
>>586687096>melty after getting called outgwo...
>>586687216He's kind of right, unfortunately. Stats don't matter if the sample size is low. You can just get or unlucky.
>>586686190>>586686815>had issues with sirius>rudolf was perfect without issuesWhat did they mean by this...
>>586687216My pull plan is praying to Shiraoki-sama for good luck, carrot stash be damned
>>586687216Feels good to have a friend with the same shit luck as I am. We kept fucking sparking in this game
>>586687195Huh? None for you then!
>he has a pull planmust suck to be a poorfag lol
>>586687216>How do you explain statistics to someone who does not understand what statistics areYou can't>how do I respond without sounding angryKill them
>586687380Should've known it was the avatarfaggot everybody in the thread hatesOf course it was a shitstirrer and a retard
>>586687216don't bother, retarded gamblers deserve what they get
How does affinity work? If you have a really high affinity to parent 1 and a real shit one to parent 2, does the total affinity affect both parents or do I just get more stuff from parent 1 vs parent 2? I'm looking at this Cheer King borrow with 9 End sparks but very low grade.
>>586687069I meant the cards, sorry if I wasn't clear.Because I have been waiting to see if I get a copy of Maru speed before the anniversary I don't have her, and I straight up didn't plan to pull for Taiki speed.Also because in the next scenarios I am changing to a pacer focus.
>>586687216post your plan and let us judge if it really is gay or if your friend is just retarded
NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE OGURI AND GOLSHI YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE UUUUUHHHHHHH TAMPON STAR THE HORSE THAT SNIFFED GREEN GRASS'S ASS BACK IN 1979
>>586687552reply to them directly faggot pussy lol >>586687380
>>586687216Tell him that Blue Archive's new banner is actually good and him spamming jews and Minori on twitter only made him look retarded.
>them
>>586687770well that's just not true unless you're a snacking idiot
>>586687216>How do you explain statisticsYou don't, you let them do retarded shit and leave them by themselves. If they want to fuck themselves so hard that's on them.
>>586687431because Rudolf is a demon
>>586681402bwo... i think its over for them bwo
>>586687749literally no one in this thread said that
>>586687749I said that
>check hakuraku>triple styles are kill>the better teams have one or two debuffersDirt cms are so soulless...
>>586687962Wrong. I said that. You literally replied to where I said it.
>>586688016omg literally no one hi!!!!
You can literally break that rope, you're an umaWhat is this girl yapping about?
I don't like Oguri and Goldship
>>586686963I always made sure my aces got 1200 power atleast because they're all backliners, but this is the first I'm hearing of skills affecting it. are they just the usual late-race accels, or from somewhere else?
>>586687091She's a bit...chubby
>>586683760mommy
>>586687431To be fair, looking through my screenshots I think I actually did it too late for Sirius. So I'll try again.>>586687315
>>586687191You'd be surprised at how little stamina you actually need to squeak by the TSS, you really only need about 400-450 stamina to get third or better (or rarely, win) which isn't too hard to get if you throw in about a stamina spark and do a bit of hunting with your tokens. Taishin even gets a bunch of free stamina if you can cure the Practice Poor from Don't Say It before the Nikkei Sho, I don't think I ever lost a run to it on either Biwa (run her late for it/Kikuka)/Taishin building for this CM.I really feel for all the Ricebros that struggled with the TSS, having to win is no joke
I like the first season anime Gold Ship but not the game one.
>>586688185I don't like Taishin's winning pose.
>>586688075You dense motherfucker!!!
>>586687191I think it should be a lot easier with Taishin. The lowest I did it without any skills was 280 Stam 400 Guts as Late Rob Roy so I assume you can get away with less on Taishin.
>>586688176Man Taiki looks gorgeous... What the fuck why are the americans mogging the japs in being yamato nadeshikos
>>586688038I blame Summer Gold Ship
>>586687645If you have your own Tachyon MLB borrow Maruzensky, if you don't, borrow Taiki.As long as you get TTL GW Concentration Top Runner you can win the early race even without Mile Maven.
>>586688176thanky for the kentuckian
>>586687069Barcarole doesn't work, I don't know if any 0.25 velo inherits for fronts work besides Vauderville.
>>586688331I'm not dense though?I'm in my ideal weight for my stature
>>586688142>>586687091>>586682801>>586681638>>586681039Stop posting her non-canon JAV idol body
>>586688142That's fine with me, I like having something to grab during sex, when we're cuddling, or when we're hugging>>586688517Hmm...........NO!
>>586688038>>586688376grim
oversized boobs look so bad
Sanest Fuku trainer
>>586688517No
>>586688735Elaborate on what you meant, how big and how bad?
>>586688808So this is the Marvelous dimension...
>>586688698>Front/Pace/End dead last on that listWhy does everything I want to do in this game always the worst thing? Was planning on Falco, Rob Roy, and End Acute.
>>586688762One is not sane when they deal with the gods
Time to kick back and Yae down.
>>586688735No
Undersized boobs look so good
>>586688881Bright side is, there's a chance that might change. Around a week before the actual cm starts the trends stabilize, early trends are usually just the ultra tryhards and memers
Just had some IKEA meatballs and some bread from a local bakery feels fat man
>make a pull plan for funsies>if I snack one more time it will put my account at risk of not MLBing Pasanyaruhodo, good call
>>586688176There we go. Took like six attempts.
samba mainichi samba uma uma samba samba samba
>>586688951Evergreen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymmsp7xbATQAi-chan is such a overachieving stacy, and Pandora is kinda...
>>586688946>>586688798paizuri NOW
>>586689139>attemptsCan't you just record and take a pic from there?
>>586681402gwo.......
>>586689209I'm literally Ai-chan IRL
>>586689313You underestimate how stupid I am. The quality would be worse than directly taking it from the game.
>>586688405I see, yeah, I have the rest of a deck with Kita, Tachyon, Hello, Bourbon wit and Finemo for good clicks, it's those two who I lacked.Thank you.
>>586689139I love you anon
>>586688735Height: 140cmBust: 140cm
From 2nd to 8th. I can already see my finals
>>586689538The game's a gamble, and sprint is the biggest casino Trust in your umas!
>>586689538What happened here? I see something similar in my own runs as well, though never this bad.
>lose NNN yesterday>okay seriously this time im not gonna j*rk it>see a photo of a woman fishing in a thong>lose yet againI can't do this shit. Also can someone edit that "no snacking" kris photo to say no umasturbating or something. That'd be funny
>>586689209sexo
>>586689451No problem bwo, by the way do not take Collaborative Races green, it doesn't work this CM because the Feb Stakes is are in Tokyo. That green works in Kawasaki, Funabashi, Morioka, or Ooi racetrack. Good luck!
how it feels to join your casual friend in B finals for the first time
>>586689770I have never been in B finals and I've lazymaxxed a lot of CMs
>>586689653I just gotta BELIEVE >>586689697Not sure but it keeps happening to my Rob Roy. I wonder if it's because of groundwork desu
>>586689835I lazymaxxed nearly every CM.Got what I deserved, but it's still painful.
>>586689835i was in B once it was the one where sumaru was really good and then either 11/11 happened or it might have been when i finally got kitapits mlb
>open thread >staygoldnigger spamming the thread must be a day ending in Y
Fishing is good
>>586689139ulala please?
I said yeppers to a coworker.
>>586690325You're in the soup now
uh oh melty
>>586690325an old friend of mine would say it when we were kids and this endeared me to yuki immensely
how to know if your uma is an umadol>round>is a bird
samba more like 三馬
this is a penguin
I'm lazier than him
>>586690325I say yeppers all the time now...
>>586690454
>>586690162It's crazy they let him spam but V tries to post normally and people seethe
>>586689538>that teamYou already knew you were going to be B Finals 2nd at best
STOP POSTING SAMBADon't you know what it means?It means that, in the world of Umamusume, Brazil is real
I keep snacking on Tarumae banner...it's still not working out...
>>586690687actually, where I'm from, it means going to church
i miss using king halo speed sr
>>586690636Falco doesn't have ear condoms. Her naked ears are on display AT ALL TIMES. I can see her ears! WITH NOTHING COVERING THEM!SHE'S A FUCKING SLUT!
>>586690609My lazy wife
>>586690668Bro... It's the newcutie...
>>586690687bro?
>>586690724u ain't goin' tuh tomakomai lil bto
>>586690687>umabrazil has modern day uma amazons still raping random wandering males>you will never go to umabrazil
>>586690687uma delicia....
>>586690687Every world needs a comic relief country.
>>586690743You May Socialize With Me!>I'll take partner running.>I'll take King Commendation practice.
I just ate a whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting. Uma musume.
Is the concert back on with this blue wave?
>>586690831>it means saudi arabia and argentina exist tooGuess no fantasy world is perfect
>>586690885Special Week...
>>586690885There's nothing wrong with that.
>>586690881I could throw a dart at Europe and it will land on a joke country every single time
>>586690885
>>586690993damn your aim is that bad?
>kick 5 people>go to sleep>4 join requestsI honestly have no idea how my club keeps getting join requests despite me never even once advertising it.
>>586690752Uncovered ears is not slutty uma behaviour.
>>586690325I do that intentionally so they'll talk casually with me>>586690668My Ulala will pull a miracle trust
>>586691032Not a good comeback bwo, I'm American my aim is superb
>>586690993Stop aiming at Liechtenstein.
what is she thinking?
>>586690884both plus pit slurping
>>586691124Everyone knows that American aim is basically>accuracy by volume of fire100000 Iraqi civilians agree with me
>>586688185Now that Halloween Rice is generally better outside of downhill, sometimes uphill tracks, Haruten isn't much of an issue anymore.
>>586690724Krisanon warned you about this
>>586691036bizarro-mambwo...
>>586691036people actually read the rentry this month it seems.
>>586691103SLUT! DOBER IS A SLUT! SHE UNCOVERS HER EARS SO MEN CAN SEE THEM AT ALL TIMES!
>>586691425ummmmmm
>>586691425
>>586690668>>586691114It's a sprint, oshi picks can get A Finals and win if you believe in them and stack a bunch of accels
>>586685131Yeah, I do this every training session.
Birb is borrowing my parent
>>586687605Anyone?
blue won
>>586691640its per parent iirc
>>586691439Men?! WHERE?
>>586691650I was watching asmon having a melty over it on stream...
>>586690828>UG
Birb is fucking my wife
>>586691640It does a calculation between the parents and races between them. The chronogenesis affinity calculator kind of outlines it
>>586687605it is not shared between parents, no
>>586691650Ohhhhh now I understand why you guys were asking us to post Blue umas
>>5866852744/2/4/4 but it really felt unsatisfying. My fronts could have been more competitive if they had complete builds, but I couldn't be arsed. If Machan had racing spirit stam and another green, I think she could have won more. Suzuka was meh, missing way too many stats and key skills, and even then, she stole some here and there. Pasa was hit by retard build decisions and missing skills, but she was main carry anyway.
>>586687605it's separate
>>586690743no you don't
>>586691895does el immigrant work ok with a front?
Special cheeks
>Tachyon spark event thingyHow do I take advantage of it as someone who isn't a super looper parent maker and only make parents with a few decent skills and the relevant pinks with whatever blues it gets
>>586690646stfu *
>>586692062she is pacechudder
>>586692084Fix it by looping a grandparent
>welp last run for today because no more TP>35 carat runDamn danchou, you win today
>>586692084I don't remember that being in the announcement.
>>586692140i meant is it hard for her to get 2nd with orange flat occupying a position
>>586692010this is an umale
How do I train Kitasan if she's my only paid speed card?Tried SR Sweep + SSR Jordan + borrow SSR Maru and still did bad
>>586692062oh, sorry, I'm retarded. She does work ok, she stole many wins from my fronts, whenever she was in position, even heavy front lobbies weren't as big of an issue as I thought.She was just a stopgap because I couldn't build decent Ends anyway and my 3rd front options were lacking.
>>586691739menn...
>>586692084You turn those 2* relevant pinks into 3* I guess
Who cares if we get blue pedophile or red pedophile both sides are shit and you are a mongoloid for caring. I am just pissed the orange retard flooded the country with indian shitskins, but when some cute japanese girls wanted to come here to sing for me he didn't approve their VISA. So yeah I voted blue just to piss down his throat
>>586692285sprinkle in speed sparks and pray for a highroll
>>586692368only viblos would think about piss going down throats
>>586692285SR El is kita speed lite
list of clingy umas?
Post bluemas
>>586691803Everyone fucks your wife
>5 greensshe is gonna fly once her unique triggers>but S distancedont care, I'm too employed for this shit and I only want A 3rd place. FUCK THE NIGGER WHO THINKS S APTITUDE IS A GOOD MECHANIC
>5ft7>poorit's so fucking over for me
>>586692601FAT TITS ARE THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD
>>586690885chicken is good tho
>>586692659>MPaBRetard
>>586692368retard
>>586680168fuuuuuck, seeing Dasca make faces like that makes my boner pop up
ONE! MORE! WIN! THE HERO DOES IT AGAIN!how buono! my heart feels light and my spirit is BIG i want to see her do it one more time
>>586692703fuck.... I'm not worthy of natie... all those gosling posts.... wasted...
I've spent too much time playing Rob Roy that I just forgot how to raise other umas. Also for took all the forced G1's she has for granted as I never had issues with SP when raising Rob Roy but I ran out here.
>>586692368Pokemon Red Pedophile & Blue Pedophile
>>586692601Zephyr my paizuri wife>>586692765Eishin my paizuri slave
>>586692875did her unique pop or was it a nutty downhill mode?
>>586689538>>586689697>>586689946>"pace down mode doesn't exist"If there's no frontrunner and you don't end up first right out of the gate, they pace down all the way to the back.The previous sprint casino I tried to balance that out by running Suzuka, no idea if it helped or if it was placebo.https://d.uguu.se/MAQvmxLN.webmI don't have the race log as I forgot to backup that folder.
>>586692968nutty downhill mode definitely
>>586692819what now, it doesnt trigger? I dont have PhD in racetrack bullshit and whatnot
>>586693101https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=skills
>>586693183>colorblind palette on
>>586693257Correct.
I thie for weeks for a 3* wit and I get this instead
>>586692601>>586692765>>586692927boobfags go away, /uma/ is a butt general
Reminder you aren't allowed to give advice unless you have at least ten (10) CM plats
>>586692436can't, need stamina sparks for medium distance>>586692515Is it safe to spend SR crystals? Nothing important on the horizon?
>>586693423/we/ prefer tits
>>586693446yep, the era of usable SR cards is over
>>586693342
>>586692703That's just the old NatieNew Natie would still love you with those disabilities
I wish Anna anon posted more bounce porn here
>>586693426I give advice and I have 3 plats and 4 wins, though
>>586693541
>>586685294I'm one of 'them'.I live near your house.
>>586693564I don't get the hype for his worksIt's mid as hell
>>586684793They're placing the goyim opinion boxes that do nothing
>>586692831the trail of tears starts now
>>586693726Anons here have low standards
>>586693678Rice isn't that big
>this is someone's fetish
>>586693726me so horny, oh right this is being posted.. this good... me want more of this...something akin to this and it moves to whatever you see when you grabahon
>>586693726The smug faces are good
>>586693730"uhh Miss Tazuna, I don't think this outfit is acceptable for an educational place like Tracen"
>>586693342>>586693897
>>586693726i dont care for their stuff either, unless they make something with my favorite uma, then i wil become their strongest soldier
Winning Ticket cried
TRACEN IS GOING BLUE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 40 YEARS
>>586692703New Natie is the best.
>>586693890I tanked that
>>586693932>ignoring "Gaze on Me"outfits
>>586692925can't wait for Pokemon Gold Streaker and Silver Rapist>>586693796I don't remember there was a Trails game named like that
>>586693730made for slime rush
>>586694206
>>586692927 <- Zephyr's breezing meat dildo^ Flash's souvenir
>>586693730That's just something suzuka wears normally tho
>/pol/ hoursSee you later bros when the amerimutts kill each other
>>586694347How about pokemon personality?
do i try making a last minute replacement bobo, or do i make a seeking hag instead?
>>586694469that's Puzzle League
pretty iffy. Based on how races with this comp go, it's either 1st or 3rd in the finals. No way I'm getting 2nd. Either one of the three ends hits their gamble line and wins, or none of them do and they all finish off-podium. Exciting!
>>586693426my jp account has more plats than your entire dogshit club combined
>>586694332Roasties aren't welcome. Should have use the 3D models.
>>586694412DONT SHAY THAT
>>586694529Post them
Good morning!
samba more like fuck
>>586694482grim, should have just made one good ace + 2 debuffersaccept your B final
>>586694482>0% uf cheer kinghyow did you fuck up that badly
>>586694412The US politics are always worst during Euro hours.
>>586694681
>>586694651oh, that was a TT cheer king that i made when ruby wasn't out yet
>>586694482>0 WR Cheer KingBro had the deus ex machina and still fucked it up catastrophically what are you doing
>>586694482Make a second end closer and use your groove to fish for pace promotions, also wth is wrong with king halo?
>>586694345That can't be.. could "I" have gotten it "all wrong"?
>>586694731>>>/b/
>>586694330It's not sex...?
Feels like a realistic, but not great shot at plat.
>>586694814>>>/reddit/
>>586694345Damn... lucky guy...
>>586694330
>>586694681Child erotic.
>>586694841>61% winning rateThat's more than a coinflipI have 57% and feel hopeful
Another 123 sweep
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>586695234I know your iq is inversely proportional to your levels of melanin
>>586695234
>>586694745also, bobo's only win was when i ran this specific kingu, who swapped in after my actual one kept having mood downs on the free entry during day 1>>586694806only one I can procastinate is pearl, and I did see some beating my king a few times. but, those were the sole end closers of those lineups. would having two on mine make them gimp each other?
And another
>>586695234>ugly bastards' onahole
>>586695234I want to chew on her nipples
>>586694549He won’t lol
>>586695234gross
>>586695302projecting pete
>>586694529>brag about something>asked to provide proof>disappearsClassic
>>586695234Ruined!
>>586694347>Pokemon AssThat's all Pokémon games these days...
>>586695512Sex with Riko
>>586694769i always give this kingu at least one ticket every cm to see how she fares.surprisingly, her best placing was on a medium
>>586695589
>>586695589>loose pussy
>>586695690>Lateoh so that's why she's not winning, her unique is literally never proccing. even dogshit end kings can hit 40% WR in this CM
this is sovereignty's fault
>>586695702rape
>>586695258Maya is so hot.
>>586695782>blue nyoooo...
>>586690317
>>586695848holy
>>586695782>t.Forever Fraud >>586695840Fuck off.
>>586695840STAR NI NARU~
>>586695991
>>586695690What the fuck were you expecting
>>586694806also, the only end parents i have that aren't borrows are inari and golshi. which unique is better for this track?
>>586696017>F in Long Ugly mare
>>586695258
>>586695848bro i can see her areolas...
>>586695778desu>>586696032idk
>>586695823you r ded
i think i'm french now
>>586696051>no one cares about the reporter girlthat's what you get for making MANT a thing
>>586695848
People are sleeping on meticulous measures this CM
>>586695234take off the wig and contacts, Rob Roy
>>586696163
>>586696124>wins 3 2400m races>100 extra meters & she explodes ?
>>586696163Top Tum
>>586696323>posting the retard
>>586696364>trannyfag
post something cute
>>586696323lmao
>>586696773something cute
>>586696773
Morning coffee is good for you
>>586696371She has a Tokyo Merchant ◎
fuck SHITnukis
The country turned blue. So, what now?
>>586696371everybody's got a limit
one of Mambo's four kings here. I podiumed a member of /uma/ club earlier, please examine the evidence. Due to our club's close association with Fukukitaru we have been granted the power to scry the future in CM results the way an old hag will see it in chicken bones. This... is a dire portent...
>>586696371You're not one to talk considering you were born to breed yet your bloodline ends with you
>>586697016smoochies?
>>586696810idgi
>>586696924This raisu has two eyes
>>586695234sauce me up
>>586697131>Guy that only farms fans sucks at the gameShocking
>>586696247I've always liked her. She isn't an especially good character but she's hot.
if umamoe is down might as well sleep
>>586697202Two beautiful amber eyes that definately belong to Rice Shower
>30 consecutive Kitasan New Year 1 star parentsHow do I blame Jews for this?
>>586697131>censoring the nameswho cares, next time post something with substance
>>586695848sauce me up on this sloppa
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV>https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV>https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV
Kissies?
>>586697736
>>586687916>brownIndeed.
>>586697531But we always censor the names here
let me in A, cygays
>>586697840No we don't
https://x.com/KTactical/status/2117474414073688573
I hope some of you kill yourselves tonight.
When is this uma coming to umamusume?
i will sabotage the jiggie
>>586697954But you wonnnered. Y u heff to be mad?
>>586688136idk about the "skill bonus" part
>>586697954Not until I get my Still In Love
>>586697561https://pawchive.pw/fanbox/user/107495795
>>586697954daddy chill
>>586697923Ok but he deserves that. For respectable members of society the anonymity filter is still preferred yes
kwab
>>586698157Everyone can tell who he is with what you posted anyway
>>586697736stop avatarfagging
>>586697954shut up danchou, my penis is still hard
>>586697413>ywn marry your fellow co-worker and raise a family full of uma fanaticswhy can't real life journalists be this pretty and gold-hearted like Etsuko is
>>586698413Stop being such a shitstain on the country and kill yourself with the rest of the kool-aid cult.
>>586698157Retard
>>586698157kys, you should let V inside mambo if you love him so much
>>586698504Again y so mad tonight?
I LOVE BOOKWORMS
>>586698670>vtumor
>>586698604>SEA reading comprehension
bros, they are bullying Orferve https://x.com/sakuragi68/status/2117806041308205362
>>586698789why haven't we nuked israel
>>586698752evil horse
post cute horse girls or go back to pol pls
>>586698604What
>>586698945Well they should of accepted my wives visa if they didn't want me to rub it in.
>>586698924
Let V join mambo
>>586698604Least deranged mambo haterNot looking good anti-mambo bros
>>586699046V is unironically blacklisted from every club
>>586699041Umahole.
>>586699046I don't want to join that stinky club full of poorfags and flatliners tho
>>586698945Having these sorts of discussions leak everywhere is very annoying.
Why are weapons allowed on the race track?
gm
>>586699250gm
Bad Night
>>586699187You literally got screwed by the admin a few weeks ago and you're still leaping to suck the cheese out of their dick. You are a cuck.
>>586699094Blacklisting the strongest player in the thread seems like a petty move
>>586699414killing him would have been much more useful
>>586698789After ww2 (((They))) realized this was the most optimal way to keep populations subservient: by eliminating any possibility of cooperation between the oppressed 95% to uprise against (((Them))), manufacturing a climate of mutual hatred between people, and encouraging extremist ideologies, both with their very specific subset of real issues, but encouraging outrage of non-issues that they were ordered and conditioned by the media to feel passionate about, which happen to be represented by the 'other'Now they do whatever they want because they got all politicians in their pockets, and they're veiled behind the face of a puppet in each relevant country named "president", and their other plants in "congress", rendering to 0 the chances of opposition because people already married a side, and will never cooperate with the 'other', who think is their enemyOnly united under Emperor Spe we can hope for a brighter future
>>586699358Not american bro. It's like hearing about the middle east for the bazzilionth time this week when idgaf
>>586699358post umas or fuck off and die
>>586699414789
>>586699509
>>586699465Oh yeah, now it's suddenly not your business because you lost lmaoYou fucking pathetic insecure cucks
>>586699509This doesn't seem very SFW
>>58669949624
>>586699414*fattest*brownest*dumbest*weakest
The chiyoliberal is back...
Why did she do it?
>>586699575why is this one darker
>>586699667She doesn't think it's sexyBut in reality it's EXTREMELY sexy...Mr. Sperm needs to get in there...
>>586699414Don't use my Daring GF for your shitposts
>>586699509curren would have much larger and meatier flaps
>>586699575>>586699586
>>586699654mods won't do shitI hate this place, faggot moderation I swear to god
>>586699587What are you doing to celebrate the win
First manual run with Hokko Tarumae as a change of pace and it turned out ok. Below are Got the Spirit, Muddy, and RS Stamina. It really sucks not being able to get Flower's inherit right now.
>>586699621Don't be so harsh on yourself anon>>586699714Retard
>>586699767I'm taking a long ass piss
>>586699794>no uNot beating the flip allegations
>>586699794manlet hue
>>586699767Considering Texas flipped blue I think we should all eat american BBQ
Let V join Dacchis
>>586699874>lone saar state
>>586699883If V leaves Uma&Co. They would be the best club here. Power Limiter too heavy
>>586699796where?
>>586699743It wouldn't be so bad if they were consistent>i call some retard a faggot or nigger and get banned for bigotry>but they keep even worse posts up>i get warnings for off-topic for whatever retarded reason>they /pol/tards ruin entire threadsI swear, one of the schizos is either a janny, or friends with a janny, and pinpoints the posts he wants deleted
>>586699883Umama would leave if that happened
>>586700000They do it for free
>>586700082To what? **a*a is blacklisted in every club too
>>586700000I wanted those checkable numbers...
>>586699967Maybe if he left 5 months ago, they already lost way too many good members because of him at this point
>>586700000woah, look at them dubshey dont say too much or the jannies will cry and bann you for complaining about 4chin jannies
>>586700213You should try to get 67 gets
>>586700227Which ones?
>>586700193When Umama was clubless a bunch of clubs wanted him. Mambo and Umadash were the main ones
>>586698081thanks
Let V join the morgue
>>586699676I screencapped it myself a long time ago
>poltard schizos talking about america>SEAnig schizos talking about Vemamayeah ok nice thread. guess I'll go to /vm/a
>>586699770Are you a newcutie or just a COWARD
>>586699676Woah! Racist! You can't say those things!maybe he took a screencap of an already cooked .jpg?
>>586700303Shoe left this month because V was calling him a leakerThe club mascot got kicked last month because V had another melty about /uma/club and wanted to go for S rankBeanz left last month because nobody wanted to join Uma&Co rooms
>>586699971In your mother's mouth
kingu love
>>586700314we would rather the club fall into B+ than let * or *mama join us
>>586700475Rude, I'm on your side
>>586700484>>586700536King Sex
next thread will be better
>>586700452For the record kicking the ~le hecking mascot was one of the best decision danchou had.
>>586700634This happens everytime mutts have some kind of election, no it won't
>>586700634*Butter
knocking up helios upon seeing the election night numbers
>>586699107
>>586700452Proofs on 1st and 3rd?
why don't we just a make an imageboard for non-americans
>>586700452>shoe left to join mambo>beanz left to join mambouh oh
>>586700754Tama-chan?
>>586700796You have those and they all end up dying
>>586700753>seeing the numbers makes him excitedWe know you don't have a dick
>>586700425Wtf she's not even a us citizen!!! Democrats will stoop so low...
>>586700881
waheyI slept all day good morning
>>586700452>Beanz left last month because nobody wanted to join Uma&Co roomsdoes Uma&Co even play the game
>>586700425even for an amusing video I wouldn't put Neicha anywhere near that box. You have any idea how many disgusting grubby hands have touched that? Ewwwwwwww
>>586700795thought you stole from reddit just by how cringey it is but it turns out it was from x
DON'T LET 789 BAKE
>uma.moe error 521What the fuck how can I check my fan progress
>>586701104
>>586700826ex-uma&co prepares mambo all wet and ready before the star of the show enters...
>>586700452How come /uma/ club is the only one that can consistently maintain S rank?
holy mutt hours, enjoy your liberal hellscape, bwos
>>586700314No we didnt, retard.
>>586700787he literally talked about it himself lol
>>586700863russian 4chan does pretty well
>>586701327Link it
>>586701152but this is his thread already
>>586701185oh nyo...
>>586701452but that's just 4cha--ohhhhhh
bake
>>586701812I HATE SALTED BREAD BUTTER SHUT UP
>>586701915>>586701915
