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>>586700787>>586701456Shoe kept getting called a Discord leaker, made some sad post about it and quit next month. I think it's a bit obvious what made him quit.>>584036689 Beanz made a post complaining about how he doesn't want to deal with the drama after leaving. >>583122669
>>586701956damn
>>586701965the currenposter sure is up to date on all the drama
meow
>>586701956orangu
shut the fuck up and show me the porn
just woke up, but actually
>>586702049Here
>>586702101cute enough for the Arima Kinen
>>586701965every day I thank God for not making me a brown seanig like this currenfag
>>586702049cute uma getting stretched
>>586702030Sure their club is dying a slow death but this drama is so last month. They should tell me something I don't know
>>586701965>I've clutched fans for the month that without me they're A rank
wa[/spoller]heyhi
>>586702146I HATE CURREN
>>586702146TamaLove quota was walked back after only 2 daysBut we are at 30/30 again
FUCK CURREN DRAMAWHORES
>>586702193unc's cognitive decline is so bad he cant spoiler...
/uma/chan (139444290) is recruiting 1 (one) anonas promised the sockpuppets are being phased outfor the price of 60M fans, we offer>A+ club>jong>board game nights>optional discord>optional IRC>a websitejoin by replying with your ID or by applying in-game with /uma/ in your description
https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV
>>586702254Falcobros should share club secrets too, it would bring new Falco fans
>>586702223proof?
>>586702193This is the worst one so far
>>586702037orang
>>586702324
>>586702193head empty heart full
We just wanted the damn concert!
>>586702280>>586702390I curse phoneposting from work after sleeping for like 10h
>/pol/ jokes
>preferred position (pace chaser)>fast & furious (late surger)>straightaway spurt (end closer)what fucking retard designed tama's kit, I can't use all of these at once
>>586701965Now * can read and reflect
>>586702223lolA+ is the quota rank, dunno why they are having melties. either you have a hard quota or a "hit my personal opinion of an acceptable fan number or i post your id and graph in the thread" kind of quota
>>586701965this makes me little sad for shoe
>>586702527funny how you're suddenly so disdainful of /pol/ jokes but you have no problem with /pol/ bringing up trannies out of nowhere
>>586702324Not an /uma/ club.
>>586702567She has the always useful Tail Nine Good Late mid raceAnd THE End Closer accelShe works for anything
>>586702637Last thing he had to say >>586482280
>>586702567Tama-chan is very flexible. The festival alt is a proper pacer at least
>>586702481
uma i really wish I had right now
>>586702852Just use the paid selector on her after CM is finished
just ran into thisend closer pearl56.7% winrate with double dom
>>586702378All the Ohios and Cheesed to Meet Yas have scrolled the messages into oblivion. Including the one where he called out all the low earners by name. Even as a high earner who supports a quota I felt pretty uncomfortable with that.
>my trainer took Light Hello's panties while she was passed out drunk
>>586702852>everyone wanted cheer nature instead
>>586702642>(You) are suddenly disdainfulWhat the FUCK are you babbling about, mutt?
>>586702958I didn't, I only got her by accident while going for King
I was being raped by my trainee and she got really mad when I moaned another umamusume's name
>>586702464>>586702653say something nice about my oc I worked hard on it
>>586702945Should he have taken yours?
>>586702958I wanted both but Cheer Neicha came in 30 and I didn't want to spark
>>586702958This is true and I got both
>>586702941How else would you call out low performers. "You know who you are?"
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV>https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV>https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV
>>586703015Verxina tore...
>>586703025Your OC is cute.
so when are they gonna ban escapades dominators?
>>586702852I was only going to roll on Cheer Nature, but got greedy and decided why not both. Nature came home three times, including pull 17, but Halomade me fucking go to pity.
>>586703150next CM for sure
>>586702941this is proof that proper management just means doing shit without saying anything sometimes. i would bet my hat that if he just kept quiet and kicked flatties and replaced them no one would notice or care
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME IN MAMBO TOO
>>586703071You can announce a quota without doing callouts at all you fucking autist.
How long until the seanigs leave the thread? 2 hours?
>>586703265flattybro...
Dober has discovered her sister's sluttery
>>586703071We're going to enforce a monthly quota of X Million fans.If you can't reach this number because you're busy this month tell me in advanceOtherwise you will get kicked at the start of next month
>>586703236>less than 1/3rd of Mambo are part of the OG Mambrosit's fucking joever
>>586702193
>>586703404
>>586703404mambo died with keb
>>586703404Can the doxxfags tell us the oldest members of each /uma/ club?
>>586703424HELLO FALCO
>>586703297>2 hoursyou mean burgers?
>>586703071You need your own dahby demon, works for us.
>>586703142thank you!
>>586703489HELloo tama..
>>586703520>kicked out the guy who carried you through the darkest times
I got my first daily pulls 3* today on Hokko banner!And it was Curren... AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think it's pretty odd we didn't have any leaks from Dacchis. Is *m*m* finally reformed?
>>586703641was it a dupe?also>marked
>>586703596His work visa expired without any notice from him. It happens.
>>586703487the three letters kings of uma&co have been in uma&co since URA days, that should tell you something
It's quite an interesting phenomenon that a lot of the low ranked clubs are ran by people who lack managerial skills
>>586703404The Mambheseus ship...
>>586703685>was it a dupe?No but I wanted Hokko, not drama whore...
>>586703596justice for my hombre el mysterio
>>586703709im more surprised clubs dont explode more often
>>586703575nyo don't be scared
>>586703675REFORMED & READY ! ! !
>>586703696Are there a four/three kings of /uma/ club? Asking for a friend.
>>586703596Club mascot has no rights
>run CM race >My Taiki has bad mood>next race - bad mood>next race - bad mood>4 out 5 races Taiki was bad moodNice RNG there bros
>>586703808post the mambochou edit
>>586703737
>>586703846evil horse
>>586703709Interesting but expected phenomenon where anons can't talk things through and communicate and just leave clubs. I guess we're all teenage girls
>>586703805that was mambo
>>586703737i mean, if its wife curren you are set forever for sprints
Post kino race moments
>>586702773Makes me wonder if he was this tanukiposter >>582153115. Never would've expected it to be someone from Uma&Co.
>>586703985When i was younger i could talk shit through, but now? I just think "why bother, bye"
>>586703914
>>586703824buy her bbq before your cm races next time to get good mood
>>586704000It was base curren>you are set forever for sprintsI already have nishino for that
>>586703361I wish, I'm fatter than most Teiobros.
>>586702958No I didn't
>>586703967
>>586704062That was him because he got to join Mambo after reclaiming that sport that was promised to him last year.
>>586703786population is steady for /uma/, top ranks explode quite loudly but low ranked ones tend to disappear silently (some exceptions) and that's most of our clubs
>>586703824Bad mood isnt that bad in sprint, my gw pasa has bad mood almost all races but still wins a lot, late starts are what rape you hard
>>586703641>Not saving for step up bannersDeserved.
>>586704224
/uma/ club drama?
>>586704295Blacklisted *****
>>586704295i didn't win this month's carat race
>>586704295Mambo stinky
>>586704323No proof
>>586704418***** is dating Dacchis Danch and stinky bald Allen got jelly
>>586704180Imagine posting that only to get called a leaker few weeks later. I would've left too if I were him.
>>586704258>first predicted in August 2027I could be dead by thenYou could be dead by thenPlus, I'll just save the paid carats from selector packs instead, maybe get a webstore deal pack if I have to
>>586704295I have it on good authority that there is going to be a betrayal
>>586704457V should feel bad but he won't bcuz schizo
>>586704295Allen actually was afraid to lose the danchud cup...
post more of these currens
>>586704446We need to be slutshaming ***** more
>>586704592Allen is in class 5 team trials. He does not actually play the game
Good morning bros, hit me up on parrents on dirt cm? Is angling working? Pump?
>>586704649angling works, pump workscheer halo and blossom work toorickey brickey is the GOAT, make sure to get escape artist on her
>>586704646Based Team Trials autists are the lowest form of life
>>586704701>make sure to get escape artist on herFirst of all why? Second how? Inst escape artist on Sky stam card?
>>586704705It takes little to no effort to maintain class 6
>>586704701How do you get Escape Artist on Brickey?
>>586703596>the OG alongside Aelred is deadNOT LIKE THIS
Lewd umas?
>>586702852I only need this idiot to complete my dream team.
>>586704747>>586704774sowwy I can't help it, that last bit was me shitpostingthe rest of the post is true and real though
>>586704767Don't lie to me anon...
I foresee today's threads as (continuing to be) really shit.
>>586704852she is wonderful
>>586704606my favorite curren
>>586704852i love this goober too, cant wait to get free stars for her
>>586704961why is silly covered in cum?
>>586704961can't be worse than the shit I'm coming home from
>>586704961Today ends in less than in hour in real parts of the world
do you regret not pulling for her yet?
>>586704961why is silly so white
>>586705056Cum
>>586705050i regret not budgeting and only snacking i will rectify that with the selector, sad i can run her and taiki together this cm
next bread will be batter
>>586704295At least clean up the text
>>586704927He's right though. My team only have 5 UF umas (4 which are CM aces) and the rest are a bunch of UG 1~5. In fact, I have one SS+ NYOpera and a clanker UG Halo in the team and I still never fail to hit 1.100M+ every month. It's incredibly low effort.
>>586705173salted batter...
>>586705007I got a little too excited when I saw her, sorry.>>586705036desculpa, mi hermano mexicano.
>>586705226Hmmmm Nyooooo
>>586704927bwo over half my team is from pre-GL and I haven't deranked once
>>586705173@bourbok make them fat
my bro...
>>586704295Do you mean the /Uma/Club or any /uma/ club
>>586705050My cock down her swimsuit
>>586705235>>586705309I bet you negros spend like 50 carrat juices refreshing the Team Trials bar so you can go over & over again until you get a good score
>>586705419Can I have drama from any club...?
>>586705419Give me the deets on /Uma/Club
>>586704927Im newcutie and i in class 6 for two months straight, with 10% support score bonus
We fucked
>>586705478bwo you have a whole week to try
When is this Uma coming to Umamusume?
>>586705486i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Should I click this?
>>586705581it's scheduled for 1.5 years from now in Japan, maybe about 5.5 in global
>>586705621RARE UMA
>>586705486All we had was Tamageddon>>586705530/Uma/Club drama was last month with Umama getting kicked, a member quitting and having to recruit randoms to fill
>>586705621dont see why not
>>586705621nyo
>>586705632I will hold you to that.
>>586705478I only spend jellies when there are special events
kinda thinking about swiping for the scamchadid any of you do it? What didja get?
>>586705050I regretted getting her in 30 pulls because I got her again from daily pulls
>You will never kiss your uma wife.Why live?
>>586705478I never used those in my life for TT. Maybe when super skip drops I'll start use them with the reward rate up events. Two or three days max are enough to get the score needed. Literally just play the game.
>>586705607
>posted drama about small /uma/ club here for few days straight>no one cared because its not their favourite e-celeb club
>>586705776If it's not an A ranked club or higher who cares
>>586705486There is no drama.Now go back to work!The fans won't farm themselves!
>>586705530/Uma/club kicked uamama which caused one resident to be upset by the great loss, then joined a /vm/ club as a sign of protest. Then he's back in /Uma/ club this month
>>586705817nobody cares about A ranked clubs either(this is a good thing)
If an Uma becomes pregnant in real life, does the umamusume also become pregnant?
>>586705717Unironically i spent 3000 carats on these and i gotTwo dupes (lmao) and El Condor Pasa But it was an outlier, on previous 1500 paid carat banner i got two new umas, one of them is Summer Taiki which is insaneWould i do it again? Yes
>>586705731I'm doubting you
Damn that was the longest inspiration page I've had so far.
>>586702693spurt is easy to get. it's encroaching shadow that's the valuable one
>>586705817>A+ or higherFixed for you bwo
>>586705868what about Mambo
>>586705935>Late parent on a pacer.Torena what are you doing?
>>586705717I'm planning to do it before redeeming this fatass
Gonna save my new Currens for the next (real) drama cycle
>>586705945Mambo is reformed and ready
>>586705935>Red Shift
>>586705581Mecha Musume scenario, currently scheduled at late January 2028
I need your fattest Umas. The big ones.I beg of thee.
>>586705918post your team big guynot just the uma I wanna see the skills and laugh at you when you're running uma with three golds
>>586705945mambo has actual fan grinders now i dont think they will fall anytime soon
>>586705918You do you nigga. When more than one people disagree with you, surely you're the correct one.
>>586706060no
>>586705776if a post can't be connected to culture war bullshit or sex (online or irl) then it's irrelevant. it's just how it is.
>>586706081uh oh melty
>>586706060
odds and I do 2 more parent runs today evens and I try to redo my sprint pasa
>>586705478I still find it shocking how much of a gulf there is between players, and I'm strictly speaking of F2P casteYou get yolo rollers without any self-control or plan>am I safe for Ramonu when I have 1500 carats rnplayers that think it's unfathomable to actually keep rank 6 each week>STOP THE COUNT!!!You have players that at a glance, could pass as a whale>I'm totally F2P, pinky swear. 6 SSR MLB deck? So?etc etc
>>586706209rerolling
>>586706139>4chink>cares about s*xI was out of loop for loong time its seems
>>586706103Sheeple mindset
>>586706137Gross>>586706205EXCELLENT
>>586706182?
umatwitter is having a field day
>>586706209parent runs help your club and your account!
god i want a doujin of curren getting OJISAN'd
>>586706137This girls is infinitely more hot than this abomination>>586706205
>>586706240>0 what now?
>>586706060nah
>>586706060She's getting fat.
uuuuuuuuuu
>>586705318why is my bwo so fat?
>>586706446I bet nice nature would be pretty incredible in bed
>>586706367Parent run
>>586706367Zero is a even number
>>586706182>>586706267Anything but playing the game huh
>>5867063670 is even bwo...
My trainee keeps saying that meeting her parents means I have to take responsibility
>>586706526i thought it was where the center stands
>>586706367in the centre
>>586706081>golds mementa but 3 to 5 is fine, don't think about golds that much
>>586705817people cared about umajong
>>586706484My bro got fat tits, that's all
>>586706628
>>586706569at least train the vodka in gl for a fair comparison
>>586706595That club was A+
>>586706612why and how tho? last time I saw her she was medium at best
>>586706569nobody was even talking to you?
>>586706672Because thats what the fans want (sometimes)
>>586706534Currently at 4th run.
>>586706745the fans sound super based
>>586706534No use helping some of the people here. They're hopeless
My trainee is a gorgeous American white girl!
>>586706824Agreed, but cute bro with mediums is nice too.
>>586706864Why did you post Grass...?
I need 1201 speed minimum right, for the threshold? I bet people never think about the speed threshold since you guys all max it anyhow.
>>586706939901 is the max threshold so you're ok
>>586706864she's a pure Japanese maiden though?
>>586706892any bwo is nice
>>586706919Cause she unironically saws "y'all" and "yeehaw" and we speak English with each other (in private)
>>586706862This is why you will never win a race Natie
>>586706862>>586706081Reminds me of /v/ma about how they can't believe it is easy to get into group A finals
>>586706939The treshold only counts up to 901, getting more than that does nothing.
>>586706972grass is as umerican as apple pie
>>586706956>>586706996Good to know, thought it was infinite.
so uhdoes machan do any better in other sprint CMs or is she the ultimate gaslight
>>586706985but I got to A finals with shitty rushed aces
>>586706980truuuu
>>586707038Erm that's what I implied
>>586707035Super High School Level Gaslight
>>586707035we told u she was a dickpull nigga
>>586707035She's the best sprint front runner.Not having angling cucks front runners, bad track to make an assessment on her.
>>586707035Her valentine alt is giga meta
>>586706981what english accent would grass have?
>>586707064
>>586707035>other sprintsboth of them?
>>586707035her ult is an unreliable dogshit. If she gets angling, who would even manage to sniff her ass to make her go HUEEEEH?
>>586707165Southern drawl
Marvy is still so far away
>>586707197
>>586707035evo skills help her quite a bit
why is uma.moe down
>>586707236
>>586707337teiobro leaned on a sever tower
>>586707165A Japanese accent
>>586707337oguri ate the cables
>>586707337protest against the election results unironically
>>586707069Reading comprehension is at an all time low right now
>>586707337seized by the revolutionaries
>>586707375
>>586707282
>>586707371
morning coffeehope all your chanmis went well overnight
>>586707232There are so many good banners before her, I'm not sure if I'll even have a single carat left for her.Ruby, Neo, Gals, Mirako, Gimlet, Flower and Hishiama (wedding)...
>>586707570do not abuse the donkey
>>586707559
>>586707220>>586707396so which is it?
>>586707643
>>586707650southern drawl
>>586707608morningA finals was secured, what about you?
Which team are you gonna use on next CM bwos?
>>586707610Mirako, Gimlet and Sunday so close to each feels so brutal... I can feel the call of flatlining if things go terribly wrong...
>>586662551Yes, because I am having so much fucking fun with token rng not aligning with what I need. I love having 138 Da, 0 Pa, 3 Vo, 58 Vi and 23 Co. And with Light Hello never giving me the 20 token gibs. And I love the fact even if I get to choose 4 songs before the first concert, there is a 61% chance of giving me a choice of 3 event chance up songs, and go into classic year with 10% training effectiveness. I did the math it is 61%. And I love running the same 8 fucking cards with atleast 25 intial friendship bonus. I love not being able to use stamina cards despite having 3 cms back to back with high stamina requirements. I love having long distance runners with 750 tamina. I love that I cannot go for extra races to get secret events, unlike in Unity 2.0. I love that if I get sleep deprived or slow metabolism, I need to immedietly glue my run. I love that the inconsistencies make my runs range anywhere from A+ to Uf. I love when special priority is a fake stat and I get 2 rainbowless turns with full energy, so I waste the energy from LH dates. I love that charming is required despite being rare to get in junior year. I love that lvl 3 speed and wit facility before classic year is required for token economy, yet they only show up in groups of 3 on the other 3 facilites. I love that every time I have to start a a run with uncertainties.Glue Live is discustingly bad.
