Previous: >>586735575New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Happy New Future (ended)>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Which umamusume is gonna rape you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
mmm coffee
>>586754935OI
shame we are living the bad timeline where he didn't die
>>586754935I think I'm safe
>>586754935For what reason?
>>586754935>literal whomaAt least she looks gentle
Gweetings
>>586755069literally no one dies of gallbladder removal bwo>t. knower
>>586754935
>>586754935She wouldn't rape... Would she?
>>586754935>Dream JourneyDamn
wahey
>>586755215well I wish V did
>>586754935Straight to business
>>586754935>"childhood friend" is a rapist Dropped
867223248672232486722324Dirt 6/9
>>586754935something something can't rape the willing, thoughdon't mind, Buena sex is Buena sex, I don't care how it happens so long as I get it
>>586755197Hello there
Special Week is better
>>586754935I feel like a kid because a nun is gonna touch me
>>586755089>raped by a coal burner
LMAO
>>586754902>I keep being paranoid about a spook hitting and having "wasted" 150 stars.at this point in the game, getting spooked by X 3* uma is about a 1 in 3700 chance, or 0.00027, or 0.0027% chance.
I hate every single one of you.
hi
>>586755328It'll last for 54 seconds
why do umas like samba so much
>>586754902I was 2 pieces away from Digitan when the Kita White daily rolls gave her to me, that was really funny
>>586755579I keep seeing Tosen Jordan in this pink dress and fuck if it's not doing things to me
>>586755702But I love you...
>>586754935Nooo...
>>586755702>hagfag Neck yourself
>>586754935it's over
>>586755424cute!
No Uma would want to touch any of you shut the FUCK up.
>>586755946Enjoy your new life in Ireland
>>586756025True, umas hate dark-skinned men
so what did we learn?
>>586755805
>>586756073wrong.
>>586755649>>586755775I know it's unlikely but it's still a 5% chance at 200 pulls and I'm not in any hurry to unlock them since I have the alts...
>>586754935I have a type...
>>586756025Rudolf would say this before sliding her hand down my thigh
Hi friends. Any guide about which skills are good for the next CM?I'll play 1 pace + 2 lates
https://poal.me/9erz9whttps://poal.me/9erz9whttps://poal.me/9erz9w
>>586756083She's shit
glad to know my filters are working
>>586755379I opened it to the public because no one was joining...
>>586756086is the pink dress her casual outfit or something? I need to find more art of it, holy shit
>>586756412summer alt
>>586756410sorry I was too late
>>586756261I read her career and I'm literally her trainer.
>>586756410lazy anons ITT istg
>>586756098>t.
>>586756393the raped...
>>586756025I could spend hours listening to the autistic rants of umas such as rulershit, kiseki and believe and it would in turn further our relationship until it could eventually turn into something more. heh. check and mate, liberal.
>>586756502truethough he's too beta for my liking.
>>586756443HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>586756412Summer alt, coming around February 2027
>>586756642I shouldn't have gone in raw..
HOWA!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz4BC8oynl4
>>586756659YWNBAU
Sorry Dancho I got infected by malware from Nikke, I cant do fan runs
I will rape the next Uma posted.
uma when
>>586756809I wonder how the third generation after that number would be called...
>>586756705>shitty guy cardSaving my carats
>>586756891>hoyogames stonks drop drastically>suddenly nikke gets malware only on pc>pc uses chink anti-cheating servicesVery sussy...
>>586756954>guygut*
>>586756705>gold city blue dressholy fucking sexo, what the hell?!
>>586757076the amount of games using random as hell chinese or sKorean anti cheat is hilariousand even tho steam openly mentions as much in most cases, people ignore it like the good bois they are and then scream
>>586756891Stop playing on PC
>>586756410Rooms here are weak and full of shitters there is no reason for me to join
>Joining a botter club
>>586757262789
>>586757262I need to be raped by Chrono Genesis while she calls me weak
>>586757262>t.
>>586757294You're just mad you didn't get in for easy gibs
>>586757294>invitedancho kill yourself
>>586756642Imagine her stuffing Tama in there, just to trick you into taking responsibility and marriage.
>>586757294Tamachud danchou...
>>586757342Sex with lolibabas is the best
>>586757518He wouldn't do that
>>586757294
>>586757590lmao
This isn't part of our daily activities, ma'am. This is probably not approved by the director.
>>586757578I didn't.
>>586757598Do you think she left a piece of cheese behind after the act?
>>586757451I don't think that's how things like that work anon....
>>586757598
>>586757294this is giving me the ick, you have to let him go
>>586757518>>586757446I'm a Mambo officer...
>>586757578I did
>>586757643evil horse
>>586757704weakest false flag I've ever seen
>>586757294Why is V like this? You can't milk any more drama from this.
>>586754935Surely this is a good omen for my Ramonu pulls
>>586757665No, that’s how she gets you in the door; it’s unnecessary afterwards
>>586757824stop inserting yourself into every situation faggot
>>586757590lol, lil pup can only pump out a days worth of farm before calling it quits
Escape the nonnyverse of curren archons, become one with the Universe
>>586755089>safe with a mare
>>586757294hey wasn't he in tamalove
>>586757643You have no say in the matter.
>>586757942cute!
Stallions should wear bloomers
>>586757943what the fuck is that font
>>586757993Tamalove? Oh, Tamalove. You mean Almondlove? Let me tell you a tale. It all started long, long ago...
...
>>586758064Remember when Almondlove was the gay club
>>586755364what do you think? your marriage is already finalized nonny
>>586758306almond sexo
At some point you guys have to admit you got mindbroken by him
>>586757573I didn't know she was a lolibaba.Now I really want to be claimed by her umanko.
>>586757674So did Tama, untill she saw Creek's umanko from the inside...
[-]
>>586755364>cute next door childhood friend is a LE RAPISTokay... so? not like you have a choice in the matter LMAO
>>586758306was?
>>586758334>>586758461I have rights
>>586757573that's literally not a loli
Equatore sister of Equinox has been diagnosed with a fracture of the right foreleg’s radial carpal bone, requiring six months of recovery, Silk Horse Club announceshttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/2117901212599423055
>>586758550why would you reject your childhood friend?
>>586758550enought about trainer rights, time to discuss trainer WRONGS like leading their poor trainees on
>>586758550HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAH*deep breath*AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHKAHAKHKAHJDKLASHJDKLAS
>buena vistaSorry, I already scouted another Uma, there's plenty of other trainers though.
>>586758647they're losing heroines for a reason
>>586754935I don't know who this is and I could win I thinkMy wizardhood shan't be tainted and stolen from me by any wench! who is of age, at least...
>>586758716Out of all your options you went with the whore of Tracen?
>tardmama is awake
>>586758836I didn't post Laurel.
>skinwalker is awake
>>586758890The best part of this is Donna's tits
>>586758647>forced false memoryI don't even know the whore.>>586758653Trainers don't fuck their trainees
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV
>>586758757>blue school swimsuit>sheeri thought it was bodypaint at first
>>586758836Bro.. that's not Curren
>le childhood friendDumb meme for losers a fat turds.
>I'm awake
>>586759129Ugly chud
>>586759000>Trainers don't fuck their traineesCorrect.Trainees fuck their trainers.
>>586759085The first mistake of the day
>>586759085
>>586759085You owe me sex.
How and why are mean people so MEAN. How do you function on a daily basis just being a miserable piece of crap and constantly making negative comments without a single drop of positivity throughout the entire day.
>>586759228They don't understand love
I hate myself and I want to die
I love you tho
and one for the suicidal troons out there
>interview in one hourI don't want it. The last two months of doing nothing was so relaxing.
>>586756672Tosen Jordan looks like she could be in a Hiroshi Doujin...
>>586759515Tamachou... it wasn't your fault.... it was but don't feel bad about it
>>586759429>>>/lgbt/
Dia-chan's saggers...
>>586759718Paizuri rimjob..
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV>https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV>https://jiggie.fun/XLbpgVhttps://jiggie.fun/XLbpgV
>>586759429>subhumans are mean to me>I retaliate >somehow I'm the one mean nowcrazy
>>586759593Still ugly
>schizo continues to replyheh
If 7 I betray my Uma wife for Buena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qmu2agxzIwVery cool race wins. Hadn't seen some of these before
so today's avatar is buena vista huh
loli chiyo
>>586759848
My clubdacchis are struggling to get into A finals...
turns out sleeping in is a bad decision, if you want to experience a "normal thread", and not the schizophrenic mutt/seatard shit
>>586760037Do they normally?
>>586759976she is in the pull plan
>>586759220ngl gold city the horse is prettier than the umamusume
>>586759718I'm scared stiff
Would you sleep with your clubbie?
Gran Alegria is the strongest miler
>>586759892
>>586754935who?
Shut the FUCK up Vuena.
I cannot believe there's a tier list for horses.
>>586760210i read "would you sleep on a chubby" and i was saying a straight YES
>*THUNK*
Get the fuck away from me
>>586760229cute ears>>586760290disgusting art>>586760315Was... was this slopped? Japanese slop? Hory Shet
>>586760403Unironically one of the best career spooks.
>>586760210ive shared a bed with like 4 bros once, dont see why this would be dif- oh you meant THAT kind of sleeping with
>>586759375Hot chick heaven
Uni…is smart!
>>586760210Only if they looked and acted and smelled exactly like Machan
>>586759932Deep Impact NEVER EVER
>>586760210I read that as CHUBBIE, not clubbie...
>Vuena Vistaso that is what the V stands for
>>586756642>NervousInaccurate. She would be teary eyed before getting ready pounce to try for Triplets.
>>586760563and comfy!
Machan's skirt is so short huh
>>586760506i prefer>Strike a magnificent pose
>>586760161Nyo I dont think so...>>586760403pick step
>yeah I like Vuena Vista because she's like, childhood friends and takes makes everything like so much better
lets drown together lala
>wojak posting he is that upsetLMAO
>>586759718If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within a week
nonny lost
>>586756809
>>586761087i lose to you all the time
I wish there was a playlist for all the uma commercials. I keep finding new ones and they're all great
>>586760563>>586760714And mainly discussed by people whose language you are too stupid to learn!
>>586761089
>>586760506I've seen better ones
Good night friends!!
>>586761237no reason to be so upset, freak
Guys can I get a (You) before my interview?
>>586761472good night freak
>>586761472gn
>>586761573
>>586761573shut the fuck up creek/mauru posterDIE! and good luck
>>586761573good luck blob creek
>>586761573get that salary man!
>>586761573Good luck!
I Wanna Win With (You)
hobagi
>>586761392Nobody wants to socialize with you.
>>586761670I LOVE SPEAKI
>>586761813fuck off danchou we had plenty of sex already
>>586761854it's called musumi
>>586761958AUUUUUUUUU
I spotted a bakushit poster talking about being an alcoholic on /v/. Why are they like this?
>>586761573Make mommy proud
>>586761573Good luck, man.Everything will be fine.
>>586760037mambwo...
this was fun let's do it again
>>586762314I'd be up to it, sure
>>586754139thanks for playing, it was fun
>>586761846
>>586762314lets do... what again? sex with clubbie?
>>586761472Good night fren!>>586761573Gambare bwo!>>586762314Yeppers sure was fun! Thanks for the hostan!
BREAKING NEWS: Wife Nature WANTS you to snack
>>586762445not everything is about sex
>>586762537nuclear hot take
>>586762314i'm washed
>>586762519I think she wants to... you know...Eat HER
>>586762519DONT
>>586762445this is how I imagine * looks like after taking the meds
>>586762519I want to snack with and on nattie>>586762692THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX
>>586762234
>>586762537>>586762595Virgin take
>>586762859what does that even mean? it either is about sex, or it isn't.
The propaganda is working on mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
>>586762519I want to snack on her squid if you know what I mean
>>586762519AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED HEEER
>>586763024sex with heliossex with paamsex with goldsex with tojanwhatevertrojanvirus I think
>>586755647>"safe time of 17 minutes per career"I wish China attack moved through SEA.
i HATE tanukis
>>586763024Marry PalmerMake Helios my LoverFuck Jordan in the coochieFuck Gold City in the feet
>>586763245DANCHOU SMITE THIS MAN
>>586763315>fuck her IN the feet
>>586763245Your post made me miss that one poster that would always post "I HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH" after seeing one. Hopefully I would be able to spot him in /a/ this christmas
>>586763479Name for this meme again?
>>586763540Super Cry
>>586763479CHOWAYO CHOWAYO
>>586763540supiki/speaki/spiki/chowayo/cryer
>>586763540we call em chowasupicryers around these parts
>>586763540peacer
>>586763808You're a big horse
>>586763881FORYOUHAHAHAHAH
>>586763881>>586763881>>586763881>>586763881
>>586763808why is this scaled so smallit should be a (cheval) grand size
Umasumi
>>586763540it's called supiki
>>586763983>>586764057Goodnight bwo
>>586763961Exactly what I wanted>>586763978Took me a while but man you're a genius
looked up the game that cryers are fromdo people actually play this garage
>>586764280no actually the cryers saved the community
why is this thread so good? something is wrong
>>586764571they're both not here
>>586764571It's because I haven't been posting
>>586764571You are finally hiding stubs
>>586764571timeline shift
>>586764348is this honse related to Gaia Force
>>586764571I got busy at work but don't worry, I'm back
bwos why is Prez suddenly locking the door after calling me utgently to her office?
>>586763024>already have Gold City>could possibly get Jordan, Helios, and Paama in 200 rolls if I spark GSK>or I could spark Helios tomorrowthis is such a hard choice, pun intended.
why is this thread such hot dog shit? what caused this?
Help me /v/ma>wait for a year for Laurel's release thinking she will be the one>anon reveals that Laurel only likes girls sexually/romantically (Brian in game, her female trainer in Star Blossom)>lose all will to playShould I just switch to Wow Forever and never log in again?
>>586764718it's impossible to say
>>586764742>>586764718Do we have CB bending over like this?
>>586764718call tazuna for help
>>586764718Mating Prez
>>586763024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKU WEI
>>586764898*wahey
genuine mental illness, most impressiveit doesn't even generate that many (You)'s, but the retard keeps at it.
>>586764280>garageHOBAGICAR
>>586764718call me, I'll help luna and cb
>>586764746>/v/ma
>>586764869Sorry but she won't be saving you
>>586764729Personally, I can't wait one extra day for Helios. I already have Palmer and City though, so the gyaru banner is less likely to get me anything new.
Look Mom I replied again
>>586764746>believing yuritards
danchowayo chowayo
>>586765084So your next gyaru banner is this one, right?
you're not even trying anymore
>>586763024weihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
>>586765221
>>586765221I do not care for this retard at all but for some reason this expression does it for me
She and I are on our way back to Tracen.
>if I pretend a post is real then that makes it real :333
>>586765415>le anna anon faec
This is someone's grandma
>+1 vaguepost
>>586765608yeah mine and I fuck her daily
>if i pretend i'm not a schizo people will side with me and i'll be able to pile on the schizo i'm pretending to be so everyone hates the real schizo>shoot i need to deflect by pretending to be an anti-schizo that'll throw them out of speed
>>586765472We had a fun time. She struggled a little because she is so stupid.
>>586764348hors shilling time bet your house on this one
Despite my frustrations with the current scenario I am quite a fan of Umamusume: Pretty Derby :3
>>586765415she's very expressive
>>586766017Cuteki
>>586765472she's rezero's mc?
>>586765472>>586765704The game can look so very alright when it decides to use decent AA on the characters, which sadly it doesn't 90% of the time
>>586765221Strongest propaganda I ever seen in this threads since forever
>>586765906Burgers arent that expensive
>>586765880I like scenario and i like uma musume and if new scenario would be better is it gonna be insane
>>586765221Yes, summer Tojo drives me wild
Summer Jordan > Summer Golshi
Uma when?
>>586765879Keibafags is this a jobber or not
sex with boy uma in a porsche
>>586766360>earnings less than 50milYes
>do mejiro ryan as parent>Mile B>waste 9 borrows>suddenly i understand Ryan can have mile A without insposI guess i retarded
>>586766169we (yes we) are all dickpulling the summer alt
>>586766518many such cases
>>586766169>this threads
>>586764348Your flip horse sir
>>586766546I'll be strong
>>586766546her summer alt is pretty fertile. i will pull
>>586766546I will probably be heartpulling, because I love her.
>>586766546wrong, I'm metapulling it
jordan looks like she would sell herself to fat old men
>>586766546human rights tier banner for me
>>586766762that's (you)
>>586766762you would know, huh
>>586766616funny enough, I noticed that fixed it, and somehow it still came with it
fat old men? where?
any men...?
>>586765472
>>586765472But there's still one race left...
>>586766882Not for you
>>586766762the fat old men? me
>>586767172But they sell sperm there...
>>586766882already taken
>>586766762Still wouldn't say that
>>586766448>2YOsaving this for a grudgepost
>fatFalco>oldAcute>menDober>fat old menGold City
>>586764729I'm literally in the same boat as you. And for months I had planned to pull on the GSK banner, but yesterday I decided to pull on Helios banner instead because:>buhi ticketI got lucky with free pulls and got Kitasan Blanco who I was going to ticket originally. So I can get Jordan from there.>The Palmer legend races already happenedOn the GSK banner, they also let you buy Star Pieces of those 4 umas. If that isn't enough, Palmer daily legend race is getting added in L'Arc, and I can wait that long.
>>586767392>derbyWinning Ticket
>>586766882there are only dudes here what are you on about bro
Remember when retards with nothing better to do would keep gaslighting other newer retards into fucking up and quitting, so now the thread doesn't have that massive buffer of non-gay retards to dilute posts from the two or three fags/trannies cruising for unsucked cocks?I don't remember either, I'm just making it up.
They should add some reward for completing these
>>586766882I prefer one of my clubbies sorry
>>586767489>I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE [uma]>but I would never never never NEVER NEVER EVER roll on her bannerso you don't actually like her then, huh.
>>586767597The reward is 1* Guts sparks
W-where is everyone
>>586766360nah, her Fantasy Stakes win was nice. She didn't need that much effort from the jockeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZZYhqE2iRM
That's a lot of necks
>>586767392>shotaRickey/Creek
>>586767732average paama fans do be like that
>>586767904Rickey is furniture and Creek is infertile
>>586767732I love Ardan but I didnt roll on her banner because the timing was ass and there was another uma I wanted more that was releasing after her. Sometimes it's not meant to be
>>586767597the reward is a sense of pride and accomplishment
>>586763024If trading is possible I would trade these two for a Helios and Palmer so my account would be free of her
>>586767732some folks like too many umas sad to say
>>586767732Nice try anon, but Kingu is my favourite uma, and guess what banner came right around the same time as Paama
>>586764718Sex with the president
>>586767172Im nothing but an errand boy to her... I don't even know why I'm a trainer..
>>586768053I don't really care for her but she's pretty good for dirt loops
gn
>>586768339nighto
>>586768183Stop trying to make me horny for Rudulf...
>>586768339umausmi
>>586767732me with sirius symboli sorry she actually just blows
>>586768262
>>586768447Brown...
>>586768612brown...
>>586768415imagine the boner killing pun mid sex and it will go away
>>586768339
>>586767594has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>586767732can't be me
>>586768415
>>586768447Goodnight gwo
i like paama so much im scared to do her career what if shes different from what i imagined
>>586768863You don't like palmer you only like her for her body
QRD on the latest drama?
bf where...
>>586768863if you can't handle her at her worst you don't deserve her at her best
>>586768863Has canon personality ever stopped an average shipper/yurifag? Why should it stop you?
>>586769004Right here baby now stop playing games
I love Rice
>>586768661american umas
>>586767732not exactly, it's more like not every uma you really like are those that you will pull for no matter what asap. Sweepy, Pearl, Palmer, Rob Roy, Christmas Daiwa (skipping her fucking hurt), Summer McQueen, Cheer Halo/Natie, and Santa Biwa were in that category for me. CB, Blaze Brian, Summer Suzuka, and Ramonu were in the>I will fucking obtain this uma no matter whatcategory.
>>586768997/uma/ club is evil
>>586768997Palmer fans will tattoo her face to their chest but would NEVER EVER roll for her or read her career.
>>586768863>I like this character so much I would never play her
paama is the persona of umamusumes?
>>586768997I declare personal war on tamalove danchud
>>586768997Mambo stinky
>>586768997Piece of shit dumbass clubmate requested sashes and not shoes
>>586768863>I like this character so much!>Has never done her career?
>>586768734Sharon Stone has nothing - NOTHING - on Kaichou
>>586768997Oy neigh is the new hotness
>>586769298I DON'T NEED TO ENGAGE IN THE MEDIA TO BE A FAN OF IT REEEE
>finally hit umastan+groundwork spark>its on speed+mile parent again>now have two:'(
>>586769330Did they poach any /uma/ anon this month?
that was close
:)
>>586769440Yes
>>586768997Someone got raped before daily reset
>>586768997/uma/chan jong2 recruits on vma
>>586769437Speed sparks aren't THAT bad. Distance and good whites is good enough.
>>586769315sharon WHO
First time I 5/5 I think
>>586768997most anons moved to /vm/a because of the drama
>>586769589you're trollingbad anon there's no way you don't know THAT scene
>>586769784I could go there, bake their new thread and you would have drama until CM finals hit.>>586769849unc....
Umarse
>>586769884do it retard
>>586769849Anon there are people here who don't know that Uma Thurman exists.
>>586769884the movie came out like 15 years ago, holy shit there's no way anons don't know it
>>586769784i went there and they also had their drama but for different reasons
>>586769983Already did it once, it wouldn't be amusing a second time.>>5867700831992 was 43 years ago anon...
>>586769558I'd eat it.
>>586770110their drama at least makes sense, here its always the same 3-4 schizos just namedropping each other
>>586767172I guess that's the only thing I'm good for...
>>586770064EVERYONE knows UMA thurman though>>586769849The only Stone I know is Uma Stone, but no sharon... sounds gay and fake
>my drama is better than yourstsk tsk tsk
>>586770267
>>586767597you unlock the hidden umapyoi scenario bwo
7 and I have sex with Rice0 and I have sex with Bourbon4 and fap to them making outdubs and I impregnate them both (I will do it regardless)
>>586767172>portrayed to get sad as hell when you suicide or leave her as a trainerreal story is that she upset to lose her pack mule
>>586770376I do this
>>586770387Holy shit.... can I pick which uma to train or does the game decide for me?
>>586770452it's just ryan
>>586770452it's Aoi or Riko only
>>586768050lollmaorofl
>>586770652RIKO SEEEXOOOOO
>>586770709she'd gas out even if she's not the one moving
>>586770178>1992 was 34 years agoWHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID I GET THIS OLD >>586770291Umatube her scene and you will see I'm not making it up
>>586770830THAT'S THE BEST PARTI don't even need to choke her to get the extra squeeze
>>586770448>t.
rate day 4 of cm21
>>586769458>>586769727Congrats, anons! Best of luck in your finals!
85% WR ready to be raped by RNG in A finals
>>586771226Thanks but I need to remake Hishi. Went way too fucking hard on stats and she barely has any skills because of that
>>586758064I was in Almondlove but then they changed the name to tamalove and then they kicked me because I flatlined for few weeks. Turns out I had started flatlining right when auto-career came out. I then started doing daily careers again, because clicking auto is kind of trivial.
>>586771342Hey ex club-dacchi, hope youre doing well
>>586771318>>586771225
Do I need Focus on CMs if I'm not running front? I swear to god this CM my taiki has gotten late start like 70% of the time
>>586759839retaliation to a pigeon is primal behaviour for lesser beasts, inability to fight against biological determinism
>>586771342I think I mentioned you earlier. It's all good, MANT caused tons of casualties everywhere, so it's understandable to flatline before auto.
>>586771552don't necro reply to me freak
>>586771529focus/conc are always nice to have if you can get them, but it's usually front cards that have access to them. Focus by itself also doesnt have a particularly strong effect
>>586771529You don't need it, but helps a little. Low priority though
euuuughhhhh my life is hell
>>586771529focus does barely anything (10% delay reduction), it's mostly a cope groundwork trigger or a last resort if you don't have anything else to spend SP onconcentration is great though (40% delay reduction)
>>586771898>horizontal cutsNo it isn't
>>586771898Focus on the things in your life you can change and take it day by day
signed upready to get raped in 24 hours
>>586771257cute wife
I have Taiki and Granny set for Pace in next CM. Who else can I use not in Pace position?I do not want to use Falco.
>>586772052Oguri (base) as a late or end
>>586771898I'm here for you, fwiend
>>586771529I saw some high rated late surgers that were bringing Concentration, seems good if they value it that much
>>586772052digitan
Unzips here, Windy!*dig pants*
this wasn't on the schedule...
>>586772404kino is back on the menu
I think about my bro's tits all the time.I wonder if she let me grope them for a bit.
>>586772404
Should I just use Inari One? She spooked me twice. She's not really cute at all though.
>>586772469
>>586772635I didn't think anything of her base outfit, but her festival version is really cute.
>>586754935wish me luck in my new life as a farm hand
>>586772404The carnival is back in town boys
What the FUCK happened for my Air Groove to fucking lose in make fucking debut?I don't think I've ever been this shaken in my month long toreina career
>>586772970IF YOU'RE BROCKEDYOU'RE BROCKED
>>586754935誰?
>>586772970Horrendous late start, fucked up the wit check(s) to close the gap again, got blocked during accel phase.I once lost make debut by DISTANCE as seiun sky because I got with the multiplicative stam drain of spot struggle+rushed. Sometimes shit happens.
>>586772970Also, Tazuna should be whipped
>>586772970Air Glue
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2118101033583030754SHE'S HERE tomorrow
>>586772970late start and omega brocked by maybe 6th, 7th or 9th
>>586772970Rushed in the rain
>>586772970Illiterate moron, it says it right there.Trainee fits the Trainer.
>>586772970lates and ends will just randomly commit suicide in debut races this trend continues till late Classic Year, most of the time
>>586754935Uhhh...
>>586773164please
>>586772970>paceYou got the longest late-start possible and you got blocked
>>586773153falcobros told me to hold until vines so I can snatch both banners at the same time
>>586773153mashallah i shan't be pulling
WEEIIII
>>586772970
>>586773280rape
i went 0/5 or 1/5 on all matches. how do i cope?
>>586773153 >>586773280HOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>586754935this is a made up uma
>>586773280>15 speed 15 power>good unique>mile innate goldsfucking insane uma
>>586771990>>586772192stop being nice to V you fucking retards
>>586773348You saved carats by not pulling meta cards and you got more of your favorite umas.
>>586773280ignoring the localization, she has BABE distance aptitudes
>>58677328024 hours until TOTAL GYARU SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI've decided I'm pulling her.
>>586757943There's nothing wrong with trusting a mare
>>586773495ooh god no one cared for your translation schizophrenia last year and no one cares about it now shut the fuck up /v/turd
I can't believe I'm sending TT umas to A Finals
>>586773190It's make debut, do I fucking need 300+ wit? When the competitors are at mother uma fucking 40?
How much longer should I wait until I can pull for my bro?
>>586768734ou shi
>>586773280>>586773527How braindead do you have to be to think any of the heavily yuri-coded umas like fuji, digitan, sirius, helios, ardan, chiyo, daiwa, uokka, laurel etc. would want anything to do with a male? Cygames is happy to accept your money, but none of those characters would ever have a male trainer based on how they're written
>>586773449the next Mile CM isn't until what, February? Forget when. not sure I'm going to mutate her for the dirt CM, already was going to mutate Suzuka and G aptitudes are a real horse's ass to deal with
>>586772404>>586772842wtf is this?t.newcutie
>>586773191She was pace chaser though
>>586773636I didn't say you could fix it. Sometimes your Trainee is just fucking stupid. Just like sometimes your trainee gets blocked or late start or what the fuck ever.Blame the RNG. Or get to 200 Stam? I just eat the loss, sometimes shit happens.
>>586773761she's ok on sprints too but need more sprint golds
>>586773280fun fun party night with helios
>>586773701>>586773741sex
Where's the next CM announcement?
>cyjews realized ragepull is popular and now will feed on those poor souls
I'm noticing that every meta uma
>>586773789there's a selection of umas you race against like a daily race, you get points, you spend points for goodies.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2118104802211311996
>>586773631I think that's a feat in itself
>>586773789it's basically the same thing as legend races but with a pointless inheritance gimmick
>>586774009HOLY SHIT NO ONE CARES FOR THE REDDIT LE DAUGHTER CHARACTERS
>>586773979Ty broski
>>586773747nigga I ain't reading all that shit, I saw you mentioned Ardan as a lesbian, so I know you're just shitposting. Helios is hot as fuck, for (You), and I am going to fuck her ferociously tomorrow night. She'll be yelling WEIIIII! as she cums
>yuri coded u-
>>586774009>Banners legitimately nobody cares about
>>586773747They've already released several umas whose whole personality is being a dyke, so why can't they release one that is crazy about men?
>>586774009SEXO BANNER
i'm gonna losei'm gonna losei'm gonna losei'm gonna losei'm gonna losei'm gonna lose
>>586773895read the schedule in the OP, neigha
>>586773821this is traumatizing, my 10th career, I was even feeling confident in an undefeated streakI screamed aloud
>>586774068You could've just posted Helios taking trainer dick instead of typing all of that
>find some decent parent in uma.moe>it has @loopa on his bio>in 2 or 3 days without fail will change his parent to a shit one only because it has one more useless whiteThird time this happens. Fuck this shit.
>yuri schizo showed upthats it im going to /vm/a and enjoy my life for once in my life
>>586774201The schedule is different from the in game news post
>>586774169you just have to assume that losing is the default and whatever higher result is a blessing from the 3 goddesseslife gets a lot better that way
>>586774068>I saw you mentioned Ardan as a lesbian, so I know you're just shi-- ACK
>>586774054rice is sisterwife coded tho
>>586774169oooooh i'm going to lose please rudolf i need this my trainer is kinda platless
>>586774231I do this every time someone follows me
good enough A finals 3rd place here I come
>>586774009I am rolling for my heckin daughterinos
>>586774208it just happens randomly once in a while, nothing you can really do about itto be honest it's far from the worst thing that can happen, it's just one less training turn in the early game, not necessarily instaglue
>>586774345>machine translation
I found some ancient fanart of uokka and daisca>uploaded on 2008
>>586774360This just doesn't make sense
>>586774345>tonight>just for tonight>WTF SHE'S SO LESBIAN!!!No, that's more like platonic.She knows she cannot stay away from her trainer's cock.
>>586774414it's still a D3, you've got a chance!
GUYS DONT YOU GET IT THEY ARE ALL YURI CODED FOR THE, MAJORITY FEMALE, AUDIENCE!There is no males playing this game, only woman, hence why they're all talking non-romantically to female toraina!Look at >>586759593 for the perfect example
I know that yurifags are braindead but good lord...
>>586774345>Natie's pose changed the moment she knew Ardan's a fag
>>586774554I don't like being noticed
>>586774465sexin' daughteranal
>>586774543That uokka is so hot why did we get the chud version...
>>586774542casual sex with SUPER STINKY french teio
can keibaposting fix the thread?
magandang umaga!
>>586774732Then why would you have a good parent to begin with? Stop pretending bwo
What in tarnation...
>>586774414why is it so... low
i kinda wanna get mlb taiki
>>586774169If you don't believe in your umas you will never make it
>gibberish[-]
>wanting to fuck french teio is gibberishwhat the HECK
>>586774852I don't, I put up useless shit unless a club member asks if someone has a specific parent
>responding to the yuri idiotyou guys don't deserve a good bwead..........................
Just did a trial run as a test. What skills are important/useless for an End? I just did some quick 5 minute search on gametora and looked up where they activate on uma.guide and called it a day. I'd want more speed greens and Uma Stan, but don't know what else.
>>586773280AAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT TO PULL FOR HER BUT I CAN'T!!!
>>586774345i hope my oshi doesn't ever get a ballroom feature
>>586773280Waited a year and a half for this. I'm speedrunning that completionist title.
>>586775095shutupanddie/v/faggotnoonelikesyourkind
>>586775082daring strike, uma stan, straightaway spurt (sometimes), leap forward, inherits that depends
My carats are for Ramonu, please stop posting lust-provoking Daitaku Helios images.
6 or 7 and I get Helios in less than 67 pulls
>>586774786It's not the weekend and I don't see any news so even if it could it will simply not happen right now
>zoomer is released tommorowFuck.FUCK.FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
>>586775095do you REALLY need to eat next week? make a conscious decision here. spend that minimum wage.
>>586775068Then it's not the same situation
>>586774797What place is this
>>586775251
>>586774758
>>586775082Daring strike, straightaway spurt (idk if it works on this cm), Uma Stan, Dober’s inherit are usually the big ones. Isnt Acute a pace though why end?
>>586756261My trainee is delicious?
>>586775309stop this mememaru loves zoomers
>>586775095shouldn't have snacked
>>586774910idk if it's an all pacechaser lobby they all fall behindshould have listend to witgod and given them all groundwork
>>586775345>posting the bad end
>>586775370I might already run 2 Paces so I'm trying to spread out the roster.>>586775247Anything wrong with the ones I took here? I do have an option for Daring Strike but I don't know if I have any other useful gold End skills.
>>586775330metro manila
Even when we get her career i wont replace this image
Total aura loss
post your finalists
>>586775095she will spook you on the next uma banner
>>586775479the skills look ok, just no daring strike and inherits are pretty mehTHH isn't that worth, uma stan is better
need to die
>>586774009Ramonu + Ancestors bros ovr cope....
>>586775351yesthat oneravage her body when I come over
>>586775616
>>586756261I mean i'm kinda clumsy, baby-faced and short, i might have high chances to get in her hands.Also i would totally give her everything she needs, all the pampering and spoiling she wants to give to me i'll accept it without any hesitation unlike the trainer you play in her career.
>>586775636When do Ends start their boost? I'm afraid of Uma Stan and the two gold speed when tailing someone will put them into a position where they pace down and have it get wasted.
ate the whole cheesecake again
>>586775002I need air groove in my life so bad... She has the power to straighten me the fuck up real quick
>>586775616maya (end) is my highest WR
agghhaaaa help
>>586775616Got nothing better.
when can I roll for new support cards... when is this superb wit card supposed to drop
>>586775616you are guaranteed a win if you let the game auto register your team
>>586775475
>>586775616a GLHF kind of finals for my girls
>>586775459i didn't snack, i got a whole meal, because hokko didn't want to appear, and so ended up hitting pity just for her big fat country tiddies
suzuka is literally so autistic its funny.>holy shit the other girls run because.... they care about things....??//[the hero reads a most unsettling passage]
TIME TO LOSE MY VIRGINITYsee ya nerdsfuckin losers lmao
So is hellos really that unbeatable in mile or do I wait for ballroom?Especially considering charscters like taiki are about to get absolutely insane mile evo skills
>>586775914Fellow Mayabro Mine's a pace chaser though
>>586776259ballroom is more front focused, OG helios is more of a pace chaser
>>586775490My condolences
>>586776472what makes OG helios more of a pace chaser
>>586776485literally who
>>586775834please look like this
Nice Nature is SERBIAN
>>586775616Pearl, Bamboo, Camping Taiki
>>586776550innates? changing gears is more of a pace skillthese are ballroom innates in comparison
Hello Hello
Shit I'm craving a good Neapolitan pizza.
>>586776550nothing
>pulling for trannylatorslop
>>586776550nothingpace just eventually becomes better than front in general>>586776707changing gears is a perfectly good front midrace velocity skill, it just has a misleading description
>this much mayanoI'm going to throw up...
>>586776828I missed you
>>586776828DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY DIE TRANNY
>>586776782Ummm how about Chicago deep dish
>>586776914Not pizza
oguri smells something tastyits pace late end
>>586776914If I was dictator you would be one of the first to the concentration camps along with people who eat steak well-done.
>>586776707>groundworkWit Bourbon (gold groundwork) releases 6 months before Ballroom shows up, so that makes Ballroom Helios more of a frontrunner for those that don't main fronts.
You need to be at least 35 years old for Helios to consider umapyoing you.
>>586776853i don't have any other end sprinters bwoking isn't an option because i'm not gambling on cheer king grandparent sparks
>I cut my hair like a boy and wear ugly baby blue clothes to combat the male gaze>I have several mental illnesses that boil down to me being an attention-starved white woman that spent xir formative years on Tumblr>My number one priority is to make umamusume as inclusive and representative of queer folx as possible
>>586776914that's a pie tho
>>586777151You lost
I DOT NOT CARE I WILL ROLL FOR SEXY GYARU UMAS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>586777071>Aussiesexplains the stories I hear about betting ads in TV, must be awful beyond believe, beside it being a lefty shit hole
>>586776384hi shana
>>586776145Almost every Uma is autistic to some degree it feels like you can count the semi normal ones on one hand>Mejiro Ryan, Hishi Akebono, Special week, Kitasan black, Fuji Kiseki, Hishi Amazon, Ines Fujin, Mejiro Palmer, Mejiro Ardan, Mejiro Bright, Symboli Rudolph, Seiun SkyIf they aren’t on the list they’re neurodivergent
Can I have some uma boobs?
>>586777219Are you sure? Christmas is back on the menu, if anything it's a victory for him.
Imagine coming home after a long day at work and collapsing face first into this chest and being enveloped in fluffy cuddles
>>586777327You can't delete Helios from Umamusume
>>586777420This but I'm having sex with Helios I'm Ruby's trainer
>>586777420me irl when I see a /pol/tranny spamming his off topic garbage
>>586777420this sounds orange.
I wish I were a straight uma
>>586777323
>>586776782@umagrok fatten her up
Wish I had a fat gf
>>586777587you being a faggot has nothing to do with the uma
>>586777493
>>586777449nta but desu I'm curious to see how butchered her story/career is. I wonder if it's as bad as I expect or they actually toned down
>>586777449Sex Seven
FREE ME
Chicago deep dish pizza with well done steak toppings with burnt ends, and pineapple
Wish I had a slim gf
>>586777759retard
Wish I had a slim jim
I like cheese or sausage stuffed crust pizza with jalapeño, cherries, ham, and pineapple
>someone else is carrying on the forced trannylator discourse torch that i started as a false flagi'm so happy
>>586777759>they will never add reroll buttons
>>586777762Calm down Grass, you're gonna get fat
>>586777759Sometimes the game just hates you and then some retard who don't play the game will say 'hurr durr just manage better broooo'
woke won, we love trannylations now
>>586777897>>586777762I hope you suffer pity on tomorrow's banner.
I like Detroit style pizza with cheese and cup pepperoni I'm a basic bitch
>>586777762I actually dont mind pineapple on pizza as long as you dont like, surprise me with it ya know?Its fine if im expecting it.
>>586777919I love that we all do our part to make this an even worse place to post
>>586777930scenario reworks never again
orange lost fuck off chuddy
>>586777953Why is her eye sliding off?
>>586777993perfect because I want to have sex with you
>>586778005>mixing sweet, cool, sugary pineapples with savory warm pizzaI’ll never understand
>>586778058orange is still your president
>>586777993PLEASE lose weight
>>586778116Plebs never do
Is it true shes actually a pace chaser and the runaway thing is bait?
>>586778116it's more the acidic sour hit to balance out fattiness
>>586778058>orange lost
>>586778116its good from some places imo. i like it with chicken on the pizza instead of the usual ham though.
>>586778226just like in the shoooooooooooooooooooow also shut up we dont support trannies here
Okay fags, post your Uma wife and your perfect pizza.>fresh blotch mozzarella, not shredded >salami>sausage>serrano pepper>pesto drizzle
>(You) baitno I won't
>>586778226No
>>586778406YWNBAU
>>586778226she's a front when fronts are stronger in a cmshe's a pace when paces are stronger in a cmoonige is a bait though yes
>>586778335Garlic alfredo sauce, onion, mushroom, bacon, chicken.
>>586778335Pepperoni Pizza from Costco.Simple.>>586778406(You)
>>586778226just read her skills nigga
>>586778251Exactly, it cuts through quite nicely at times.
King GAYLO more like
>>586778226>the runaway thing is bait?R E T A R D
Miracle and Dantsu is my dream threesome
>>586776782wish i had toppings to make hawaiian
>>586778406>[Donna] baityes I willdoubly ironic coming from you of all "people" as well
Talk to me dacchis how decent is that k.s miracle card for my sprinters
>>586778432shut up, male.>>586778614weird.
>>586778335>wifePokke>toppingschickenbeefbaconcornoniongarlichella cheesebbq sauce
>>586778623Good enough but you'll probably use it twice max so just borrow
Hishi miracle is too lazy for sex
>>586778335Detroit style.
>>586778583>>586778487It actually is bait though so reading would actually hurt you here
>>586778590>Cuck Miracle
>>586778406making a vague post is the same thing as giving it a you
>>586778335Garlic parm sauceMozzarellaPepperoniPineappleI get two of these pizzas from Dominos for 6.99 each and get 4 bottles of coca cola to go with them
>>586778623the skill is good but not worth rebuilding for or dealing with a guts card imo. next scenario its an ok borrow.
>>586778335What kind of pizza is popular in Tomakomai?
People who put pineapple on pizza deserve to be shot in the head.
>>586778848>>586778848>>586778848bwead
>>586778761Helios...
>>586778745weird that you took up transsexualism as a fetish like 99% of the rest of all trannies
>>586778948lots of dairy and clams
>>586778980>LITERAL (badly made) slop OPa new low
>>586778335Maruzensky>Stuffed crust>Spicy salami, pepperoni or other cold cuts. Bacon allowed>Tomato sauce base>Onions, garlic, bell pepper>PineappleOr>just a 5 cheese pizza with honey drizzle
>>586779032>>586779275(90s apart)LMFAOOOOOOOOOOkys * manlettttt
>>586778335Anything with extra cheese
>>586779290are you me
>>586778335MozzarellaArugulaSome drops of lemon juiceProsciutto or Jamon Serrano
