Previous: >>586834325New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: >Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
new wahey just dropped
I blame umama
curren sissies, this thread could be a feast.
>>586849536Stroke Chan...
>>586849635everyone is saying this
Let's argue about pulling Helios instead
This thread will be ass
>>586849659No the leaker is a bitch, he even censored the name Umama mentioned
>>586848974>>586848582you raise an interesting point. It's a curious thing about human psychology. And it's been a truism of internet culture for decades>don't feed the trollsbut the urge to flame trolls (like the wannabe celebrities everyone namefags) is just too strong, so far more anons respond to the trolls trolling than they do filter/ignore.If everyone ignored them, they'd stop and find other ways of getting attention. But it's effective too often and too consistently for that to ever happen.It's a Greek tragedy of thread generals, the very actions taken (rebuking schizo namefags), ostensibly to improve the threads, winds up degrading them further. (You)'s really are that sweet, huh?
>>586849536>***** face after PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT
>>586849739>two mile CMs in the next TWO YEARS>also gets a rerun on the gayroo bannerthis is the easiest skip of the entire gacha thus far and i lust after that brat.
Dirt CM!
>>586849739She will come on a daily and then I will come as well
>>586849739I can't, I have to wait for vines first
>>586849775shhhk shhhk sssshhhk <--- sound of me rubbing my face on her umanko hair
>>586849635no one says this
>>586849821Are there mile LoHs?
>Hey, wake up>Drama? Discords? I don't know what you're talking about but it's your turn to discard a tile
Is there a big floppy ear chart to danger level chart comparison graph. I feel like i am in danger everytime i see any uma ears or ear muffs. Also fluffiness chart would aid in this comparison.
>>586849904according to the anon that i'm blindly trusting, it's ONE mile CM and ONE mile LoH over the next two years to be more specific.
>>586849739What's there to argue?You don't pull her, you're a fag who deserves no human rightsEasy as that
>>586849739I just don't want her to make me go pityI have the carats... but I wish an uma was nice to me for once.
Oh fuck, Mirako is gonna make me roll
>(+19)it isn't fairit wasn't supposed to be like this
>>586849880
>>586849821they're spaced out pretty evenly, your numbers are off. Miles are about 25% of CMs>>586849904Yes.
>>586849540>>586849783There's a way to fix everything but it would involve making a bunch of people I don't care about in a few countries very sad.
>>586849960What if I want to wait for gyaru week?
Fun-coded out of my mind right now!
>>586849963it would be nice not to spend 30k for an uma.........I also have the carats, so I'm conflicted.
>>586850082Why would you? That's a bait banner
>>586849912>discard a tileI DIDN'T MAKE IT FOR THE OFFICIAL TOURNEY I GOT INTO THE TOP 50% NOT 40% WHY AM I LOSING TO SHITTERS I USED TO BE *decent enough* AT THIS GAME BWEEEH
>>586849739I'm pulling her because I like le funny zoomer horseAlready got Shichi and Jordan so no reason for me to wait for the gyaru banner
Does Ruby suck compared to Helios?
Gweetings
>>586849912BUT I THREW A RIICHI ALREADY
>>586850219hello
so who is he raping here? kaite? andarion?
that makes 3/3 aces
>>586850024range-banning SEA?
>>586850218Both suck me
I don't get how you do club drama, I only open my club on the 1st to collect rewards
>>586850218
>>586850282Kaite is the only post op tranny there
>unique pair of CM aces has no unique dialogue with each other like in TT leadersNow this is soulless
>>586850219Hey
>>586850282kaite sounds and acts like bottom so it's probably kaite
>>586849960Helios does NOT have allat
>>586850373>Special Week got zero interactions with Golden Gen on TT screen
>>586850356what are you implying...
>>586850282bets on which club gets the sloppy thirds after this month? actually i have no idea how many clubs they've hopped to, but thirds sounds about right.
>>586850218They both suck fat cock, my father works at cygames and he told me so.
>>586850281hey there!>>586850378the artist that does these is very nice
>>586850219>>586850561Fuck you, get another nosebleed and start crying.
>>586850272Ronnya!
>>586850282Getting mentally ready to see this screenshot for at least 10 more threads, and the melty after, blemishing our thread.
>>586850212>Already got Shichi and Jordanlucky. I have Shichi, going to spark Helios after losing Capricorn, and in my fantasy la-la land I get spooked by Palmer and Jordan when I do.
>>586850587don't we all need that
new jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZ
>>586850561Yeah but I don't like the OC/reskin thing he has going on
>>586850556Not mine, that's for sure.
Romantic Umamusume
>>586850556Bricked, /Uma/Club, Uma&Co, Dacchis are the Umama clubs. We're at sloppy fourths
>>586850219Hello fren!>>586850629NOOOOO MY YAKUMAN
>>586850725Romancing Sirius!
>>586850725Is Maruzen actually a part of their generation
>>586850674You'll win the CM and get the golden door director pull, I'm manifesting it
>>586850756dio mio they are ran thru...
>>586850704BASED
Why do Umas need such big fat milkers?
>>586850714that's fair>>586850620rude!
>>586850297uhhh GLbros what is this
an /uma/ club's past doesn't matter...
When is the next paid uma selector ticket?
>>586850991They're the ones running the drama squads and infiltrators, so of course they'd bury that little factoid
>>586850725Need Luna wife
>>586850725Beach episode
>>586850993Early December with the new scenario
>>586850993early december
>>586851078ESL or zero reading comprehension?
>>586850556>>586850756uma&co were the only ones who did erp with xher so it's seconds
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>586851102Seeing this image makes me realize how much I really love breasts. I want them to smother my face in old saggy tits while I drink their milk
>>586851078bro your reading comprehension...
>>586850991i judge a club's vibes based on how many founding members + 1 year or longer members they have
>>586851114>>586851116Thanks, is Helios on it?
I preordered my next plush
>>586851149She Erped with everyone bwo, she'd erping in Dacchis right now
>>586851243no
>>586850883Siriusly cute <3
>>586850921WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE TO ME
>>586851245do you have any idea how many TP refills you could have bought with 4400 jpy>free shippingwhat site is this
>>586851152I don't see them. Are they behind Mayano?
>>586851102man, that's a hard perspective to drawnice
>>586851245>>586850760Nice
>>586851243Nyo unfortunately not. It goes up to and including NY Kita/Dia. You'd have to wait until April(?) next year if you want to buy Helios
You can still leave your current club and go elsewhere without losing gibs
what the fuck happened
>>586851245Where are you buying yours? I only buy my plushies from thrift shops
>>586851330thx>>586851317Its free shipping in Japan and still a lot cheaper than the Fuku I bought last year. I use carats already to clank all day
>>586851387why would you do that
>>586851387Mambwo nyo...
>>586851237anybody willing to run grok to scrape Chrono data and see how many clubs got <arbitrary range> members?
>>586851387you could do that if you want to be B+, i think everyone is full already?
Finals thoughts?
>>586851448You got painfully raped
>>586851448You are getting raped
>>586851448wubby-dubby umapyoi with t-rain
>>586851315On account of your good taste it's my today's random act of kinda nice
>>586851237so what's the power ranking for this particular criteria, what club is the strongest
>>586850725But I keep seeing anon post those one photos of ramonu being a bitch and looking down on us...
>>586851245extremely based
>>586850297now post your hakuraku win rate
another million fans for mambo!
>>586851513If I hit I win if I dont hit I lose
>>586850297based. Are you going to run them in Graded League or just curbstomp Open League?
>>586851475From Japan with a proxy shipper. https://item.rakuten.co.jp/goodsmilestore/70714/?variantId=70715&s-id=rsvcomplete_application_itemname>>586851582Machitan a cute
https://umaversus.lol/
>>586851582Thanks rugacchi
>>586851387I saw this ad and now I think of all diatores as Lemairegoblins
>>586851545i have no idea, numbers sounded good but i dont even know how the club im in stacks up
>>586851448fuck off kaite you're bleeding all over the thread
I think we should get *mama onto our club, so that I can collect the shit xe says and then post them after xe gets kicked
>>586851149>he doesn't know
>>586851781Oh no Diabros got doxxed...
>>586851758
>>586851693>rakutenOh yeah they do have an online store like amazon. I only knew them as phone carrier.Thanks though! Considering ordering one, or maybe I'll get it from amiami
>>586851841You should also pretend to be his discord kitten to leak the REAL juicy stuff
>>586851750are those stolen party dash assets or did they make it look similar enough? I can't tell
>>586851841
next uma posted is my material for today
SEX SEVEEEEEEEN
WEI WEIIIIIIIICAM ONCHECK ITBOBOBOBOOOOOOVAIBU UPTOREPIIIIIIIIIII AGETEKOOPATI TAIMUIKOUZE*speeds up*BAI BAI*CRASH*
evens i try to stay soberodds i dont even try
>>586852072how is aids not filtered by chat
oooohhhh shiraoki samawill i get helios today?ooooohhhh please tell me!fortune telling! telling! tell me! tell me!
>>586852236umamusume pretty chaser...
>>586852072Umamaids...
>>586852236It is, it's hard to tell but that was faked with AI.
>>586852076I'm sorry Helios
>>586851841>onto our clubprepositionschizo is gonna freak
fair umaiden
what is Helios even good for
>>586852393voting blue
>>586852315I don't give a fuck anymore they're doing it on purpose fucking hell
>>586852320god damnthe propaganda is getting stronger the closer we're to her banner, she's so gorgeous
>>586852393helping palmer win the arima kinen
>>586852236It's ALDS not AIDS
>>586852241I'M NOT GETTING SHIT TODAY SENPAI
Debating if I should pull on the Helios banner. How many shards can you buy during gyaru week? I already have Jordan, have 100 base shichi shards, and 85 pama shards.
>>586852069I heard it's vibecoded so most likely either slopped or stolenPersonally waiting for picrel instead
>>586852451At least you can cope and say that they're ESLs and don't know any better. My pet peeve is people not using the subjunctive and not even natives know that one anymore
/Uma/I hate you
>>586852602You're a big horse
>>5868525427 and you get her4 and you have the shits real bad for today
>>586852236You would get scammed by the old l to I switch
>>586852492>ALDSThat's what Stephen Hawking had, right? Must be hell to live like that.
>>586852602You're the guy that was called to work on his day off
>>586852069those are definitely the party dash animationsthe select screen is all the baskeball dribbling animations
>>586852591>using the subjunctivekinky
Miss Victoria into one very cheeky tenner (A 3rd and I will lose 30k carats)
>>586852654this is why font choices matteror maybe i need bifocals
>>586852661Hawking got more pussy than me
the lifecycle of any /vg/ general>begins with a boom, all kinds of people from all facets of life are present>over time popularity / hype dies down and regulars establish >usually due to downtime or lack of content interpersonal posting becomes more and more common as the regulars recognise each other>degrades to the point where only the most annoying and degenerate people that build their whole personality around the thread stick around and post the most>everything is about the people that post in the thread rather than the game>thread becomes unusable if you are someone actually playing the game and want to talk about the game
>>586852602but i love you rulership
reminder that *m*m* is a european cuck (most likely from the east) on HRT that barely knows english despite being in here and discord all day every day never seeing any light other than his monitor which is why he's always having headache problems, will 100% die before reaching 30
>>586852632>>586852632>>586852632>>586852632
6/7 I roll to pity4 I skip
>>586852591natives don't care about grammar nigga only ESL give a shit about that because they're trying hard to pass
>>586852867trvthnvke
my trainee says 'rickey rickey destroy my dickey' is good feng shui
>>586852867Stop complaining about it and post on topic stuff instead. Start by not replying to this post.
>>586852936
new kissu angle
>>586852867The amount of times picrel happened to me
>>586852867it wouldn't be this bad if the game actually had something worth discussing.>loop>glue>loop again
>>586852923>the raped
7 and a cheeky tenner nets me Fujin4 and I slog to pity
>>586852947now this is the real truth nuke, some random lecturing an anon over a typo always makes me read their post with an indian accent
>>586852867i talk about the game here all the time, i answer and ask questions too.
>>586853067>67you have to do wei now
>>586852947>>586853069This is autism erasure
When are they gonna release a heterosexual uma who wants to start a family with a man instead of other women?
>>586853032There's a whole anime franchise of cute girls that want to reproduce with you around the game, maybe talk about that instead of the clicker simulator casino that is barely a game, autistic faggot
I have no idea how hoardgods do it. I've been saving for a few months now and the carats are burning a hole in my pocket. At least the freebies were a good hit of rolls
>>586853067>67That's a confirmed tennerBUT TO HELIOS
>anons are STILL falling for the "pull fronts and front-specific supports for LoH" gaslight
7 and I'll have sex with Fuku8 and I'll have sex with Copa Copa
>>586852947hmmm holy trvke
>>586852867/alg/ avoided this somehow
>>586853179just gamble on something else bro
>>586853179I plan my snacks so I just have to save for a couple of weeks at most for the next dopamine release
Hello friends!!
stop playing with numbers
I don't get it
>>586853224It's so funny, they are going to brick themselves
>>586853032you can also simply not discuss things. Nobody is forced to keep this general alive.
>>586853326Hello fren!
>>586853032that's the gameplay loop, talking about wanting to fuck the umas is a what you're supposed to do in the time between loops
>>586853268Because everyone who could be a threat got filtered by the cute girls and jumped to something more popularNow all that remains is the shitposters minus the schizos
>>586853361Only if you give me a special lucky kiss
>>586853326hello babydacchi
Dober forgot her sports bra in my room again, the smell is strong, attractive, and addictive, what should I do?
>>586853326hello gwocho
>>586853420I have to cum inside Dia
>>586853361oke i'll just play with my ball(s) then
>>586853179shrimply don't snack. just say "no."
>>586853453I don't want to fuck the umasI want the umas to fuck methere IS a difference
>>586853469i dont have a kissy fuku image so you get fu-kool instead
>>586853385her reason for coming to the tracen academy was nothing special
>>586853268It was a dying game was
https://youtu.be/DqrvmhNypIc
>>5868533617 and I stop4 I keep playing8 and you play with my balls
I just play the game and post cute umas.
>>586852947The autism slayer
>>586853224I do it simply because fronts are the sexiest and most fun so I want to play them
If 7 everyone who sees this post has to pity for Daitaku Helios.
>>586853224I know fronts sucks absolute dick around the time L'Arc scenario release, but how badly do they suck? Like, absolute hopeless tier, with just no hope to win, not even make into A finals? I know they are ok in some niche distances, like Long.Is there any JP oshi gamers that force their way with front comps?
>>586853658That's a cow
>>586853584
>my trainer whiffed a 7
>>586853067What the freak
Occultfags, what's the best course of action?Watching your CM finals and using your luck there, or using your luck rolling on the banner?
Umas that would poke the condom.
Which umas would prefer shota trainers?
Anything other than 7 and you lose cm
stop wasting your luck on fishing for gets
>>586853808Okay now this is funny
I got a big TT score today!>>586853797someone should make one of the version from the latest episode too...
what if you had a uma wife but after 10 years of marriage you only had a son together so she fucks your son because you can't give her the family whe wants? it would be hot I think
>>586853904>4Die
>>586853945Huh?
>>586853945Why do you want to be cucked by your own son...?
rolling for the amount of inches i'm going to insert into kingu's caboose
>>586853904>4Live
I want to samba Dober
>>586853945cease
>>586852320fair umaidenfair loverfair wifefair mother of (You)r children
>>586853904I'm afraid you cursed your CM
>>586851545Let's boot up Chrono and find out!I'm using August 2025 for "founding members" because the stats for July are weird as clubs usually filled up in August when they became eligible to rank, and 1+ year members based on who was there for November 2025 even though that can technically still changeFrom the top of the clublist:/uma/club 5 founding, 16 year+Autis/uma/ founded January 2026, 14 membersbrick-182 5 founding, 11 year+Dacchis 8 founding, 19 year+Mambo 8 founding, 16 year+TamaLove 6 founding, 11 year+Uma&Co 6 founding, 16 year+UMADash 10 founding, 16 year+Haythere 9 founding, 11 year+HonseFun 6 founding, 13 year+Basashi 4 founding, 9 year+ButtSweat 2 founding, 11 year+ExcelUma a May '26 club, too new to qualifyHachimi 4 founding, 8 year+shortstack 9 founding, 14 year+uma0:/app/ 5 founding, 10 year+/uma/dachi 9 founding, 17 year+/Umagg/ 8 founding, 9 year+/Uma/niki 11 founding, 12 year+Umasumi 8 founding, 14 year+Umatism 14 founding (a month late), 20 year+/uma/chill 6 founding, 11 year+/uma/pyoi 10 founding, 16 year+and last but not least,Calumet 5 founding, 10 year+SHIP OF THESEUS AWARD goes to ButtSweat with only 2 members being there from the start, runner ups Hachimi and Basashi with 4CLUB 4 LYFE AWARD goes to Umatism with almost half the club still kicking around to this day, runner ups /Uma/niki with 11, /uma/pyoi with 10 and UMADash also with 10 with a special mention for being the A+ club with least burnoutthis was a good waste of 20 minutes of my time thank you come again
>>586854007I just thought about it and clicked post
>Gambling addicts are still thinking pink tickets are free pullsno wonder I still see fags keep ragequitting every couple banners
>>586853694It's just a matter of fronts having barely any accels versus other styles that keep getting more and more over time. This sprint cm is a good example of what is to come, ends-lates-pace can all reliably get 0.5+ accel meanwhile fronts have to settle for 0.3 with plancha + silent letter
>>586853945it's hot only if I'm the uma
>>586853694nta but from what I've seen fronts can win, it's way harder but it's not like they are useless rolling for LoH however, is completely stupid unless you are aiming for top96 when you can get all rewards on barely trying
>>5868523931. sex2. looking cute3. mile CMs will be WEIIIIIIIIII
>>586854140Mambwo...
>>586854057>7I LIVE
>>586854140>all that work just to have dogshit formatting on the datastupid curry chan.
>>586854140>buttsweat is the club newbies go to train before moving to the real clubs
Don't forget about Jordan, oaky?
>>586854140why did you not sort the list
>>586854157Bold thing to say using a girl from a franchise that ragequitted life
>>586853157the minute you stop postingnot a moment sooner
>>586853874if win, blame demiurge for not making umas real. if lose, blame demiurge for making me lose. gg fucking ez
Kitatas
>>586854328I would never forget
>>586854328She already spooked me THOUGH
what if you had a uma wife but after 10 years of marriage you only had a daughter together so you have to fuck your daughter because your wife can't give you the family you want? it would be hot I think
>>586854140Now count all the new members
>>586853874Kill a dog, rape a kid, then watch finalsTrust me it works everytime
>>586854140Umaoooo I miss you...
>>586853179the needed self control is off the charts
>>586854449Oh and you've already 5*'d her? No? Then shut the FUCK up and do your races.
>>586854493Kingu Tore...
>>586854609She'll spook me more for 5*trust
>>586854140Factual list of good and bad clubs, based dramaless-Curren-reporter
>>58685414014 OG members is pretty impressive. autists do tend to keep to a routine and resist change.
>>586854508hahahano>>586854352ask umagork to sort it for you or use your brain
>>586854140this is why the super club is never happening. too many autist don't want to leave
Holy boobamusume
>>586854691Symbolis are perfect...
>>586854768Need her and Zephyr to smother me
>>586853179I simply remind myself what I'm saving for
dicks out for helios
>>586854140there are a lot more comfy clubs than i expected
Playing on the playground while my team loses the finals
retards
>>586854874More like, gyatts out haha amirite
>>586854140I was a founding member of AlmondLove. Will never support TamaShit.
>>586853179I played discipline priest for over a decade, it rubbed on me
>>586854812You will not survive
>>586854565Did you end up sparking for kitawhite and hokko? The best part about uma pull planning is knowing you could luckshitting and can transfer the intended spark for the next uma you want
>>586853162>cute girls that want to reproduce with youHOGWASH HEADCANONthe cute girls want to reproduce between each other which is the basis of the whole game. as a trainer you are a cuck who just oversees the process.
>>586855064That's the idea
kys S is today right? finally I'll have something to borrow for my clanker runs other than the garbage Daiwa power
>>586855091>tourist who got rekt by azuma's existence and every cygames decision since 2024Keep denying reality, that's not gonna stop you from killing yourself eventually fucking troon
>>586855091So futamusume?
>>586855173... why would you use daiwa power for clanks?
>>586854691>>586854804>tfw will never get trainable Symboli Mordred>same with Casino AimiCygames please
>>586855242tachyon's only job is to give head on but she never does
>>586853552>>586854828>>586855061Dragons among umas
>>586855126>Jagermeister???
>>586854768>>586854985i love every part of an uma musume!
>>586855126dis dude prolly doesn't even play the game frfr no cap
Tachyon uses teeth
>>586855341It's women who make these kind of pics
>>586855361need
>>586855427I mean, Helios is in fact a woman
>>586853224there's no way that's true. I main fronts so maybe I'm biased, but is anyone who ISN'T a frontfag actually pulling for Wit Bourbon? Show me one goddamn post
>>586855471sloptubers are, in fact, telling EVERYONE to pull bourbon wit to 1lb.
Surely Helios will come early if you have Palmer in your roster right?
>>586855361I feel like nice nature and rice shower likes teeth on her desu ne
>>586855471>I main fronts so maybe I'm basedYes, you are. No need to question that.
>>586855338ITS WEIGERMEISTER!
>>586855338>weigermeister
2002 gen anime with Gimlet, Kris S, No Reason & Hishi Miracle when?Could also wrap in the 03 gen with Rob Roy/Neo Uni & Still/Admire GrooveDurandal was born in 2002 as well
>>586855639>>586855648i dont get it
>>586853694You've seen fronts this sprint CM? It's like that
>>586855202azuma just confirmed that uma don't need human sperm to reproduce.>>586855207no you disgusting faggot freak. they get pregnant from kissing just like in any wholesome yuriverse.
>>586855316but daiwa power would only give you access to head-on via her chain finishing which is roughly 10% of the time.
Maybe I can jerk off until finals...
Since fronts will surely be bad, you guys won't complain about them every CM right?
>>586855743only other option is like speed Mayano and it isn't guaranteed either bro, there's nothing to borrow but stat padding supports like speed Fuku
>>586855889I will complain about you using rickey and two debuffers, yes
Post pretty umas
>>586855889I will complain about fronts until orfreve(uma) comes along
>>586854948>isrealholy
>>586853694Every time people talked about how "front sucked" it meant "maybe someone else finally has a little chance".
>>586855561>sloptubersonly retards watch an umatuber besides witgod. I keep saying it but witgod has the least financial incentive out of all umatubers out there.>monetizing running adsnigga is an accountant he's not the same as these fucks trying to make a living out of youtube. Keep enjoying being gaslighted.
>>586855941maya speed is (near) guaranteed head-on. the clanker doesn't care about choice probability.
>>586855859I hope you don't use your trainees as material, since it would be ethically wrong considering their lesbian orientation
>>586854804Seeing Kris smile is weird
yae(no)
>>586855949
>>586855732Kissing what are you gay? Futanari is a straight mans fetish.
>>586856132dw I'm a terfie so I have the pass
>>586856186Me IRL i have no idea how i landed a tech job anon's. Linear math easy, calculus easy, but algebra hard as fuck anons.
How do I get 40 carats?
ok, but which one is better, a fully packaged futa or the ones without balls?
>>586856370Fan runs
>>586856345when I saw those functions and felt like a retard that's when I knew I'm out of maths and into finance lol
>>586856370Simply get 50 from a Team Trials gift box
>>586856370Wait for the Helios story
>>586856370tell your trainee to wear something tight and walk around at night.
>>5868563702 extra TP refills and 99 cents
>>586856370Missions
>>586854140S rank/uma/club 5 founding, 16 year+A+ rankUMADash 10 founding, 16 year+ (best club on the list)Autis/uma/ founded January 2026, 14 membersbrick-182 5 founding, 11 year+Dacchis 8 founding, 19 year+Mambo 8 founding, 16 year+TamaLove 6 founding, 11 year+Uma&Co 6 founding, 16 year+A rankHaythere 9 founding, 11 year+HonseFun 6 founding, 13 year+B+ rankBasashi 4 founding, 9 year+ButtSweat 2 founding, 11 year+ExcelUma a May '26 club, too new to qualifyHachimi 4 founding, 8 year+shortstack 9 founding, 14 year+uma0:/app/ 5 founding, 10 year+/uma/dachi 9 founding, 17 year+/Umagg/ 8 founding, 9 year+/Uma/niki 11 founding, 12 year+Umasumi 8 founding, 14 year+Umatism 14 founding (a month late), 20 year+B rank/uma/chill 6 founding, 11 year+/uma/pyoi 10 founding, 16 year+C+ rankCalumet 5 founding, 10 year+
>>586854140dacchis is the best club. Well now there is a problem member in there but everyone else is comfy
>>586856210choke on your beloved cock fag
So for CM22 should i run Inari One Alt or Standard Maruzensky?I was planning for the latter, but Inari One Alt spook me.My team should be Hokko and Condor Alt
>>586856435CS is weird i felt like algebra was always misplaced compared to the rest. Discrete/Linear math is easiest if you compare it to calc 2.
>>586853440>>586853493>>586853527
>>586855076I luckshit Kita in the free rolls, and only needed 70 pulls for Hokko (used tickets which I've been hoarding)I'm up 75k carats now, so that lets me spark Helios and still have 600 pulls for Ramonu if she curses me and I don't mlb her in 400 like I've budgeted. I have 3, almost 4 crystals too (next event brings me to 4).
>>586856543>A+ rank>TamaLove
>>586856579>Standard MaruzenskyIs it a 2400m track?>NoThen don't
>>586854923Yeah that was my main takeaway here, lot of clubs you basically never hear about where anons sit comfy doing B+ numbers for a year
Looking for a cutting board
>>586856132>considering their lesbian orientationnothing hotter than converting lesbians with the power of (You)r dick
>>586854140Now doxx every founding member so we can see the loyalists
>>586856551By your danchou refusing to kick the problem member that makes him a problem by proxy
