Previous: >>586806573New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Happy New Future (ended)>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Digitan LOVE
A boy is fine too
>>586834325
Dober saying she hates men while she forcefully jacks her trainer offThoughts?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
My beautiful traineewife Dia
>>586834392rape is form of hate
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>586834453oh hey ive jacked off to this one before
>>586834392>Thoughts?of Dober. Moaning Dober's name loudly. Maintaining eye contact with Dober.
sex with sexuin sky
>>586834427
why the fuck would an uma even want to fuck her trainer?
>>586834591sex is fun
Cant wait until I can finally start star farming Hishiama Sexo. It'll still take 2 months after the 2nd anni starts but I need her
>>586834591Why not?
Yae
>>586834591zone 3 cardio training
>>586834591Love.
Which umamusume is gonna hug and kiss you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>586834591autistic women are less likely to care about looks
>>586834698
>>586834384my danchou was pretending to be a top because he thought we would leave if he was a bottom
>>586834698Hugging and kissing Cafe while her friend watches.
>>586834698uh oh
>>586834767Mambwo...
>>586834698She's gonna hug and kiss me, give me hope.. and then she'll die.. I won't be able to take it..
Good afternoon
>>586834685why do they have the same shoes?
>>586834443Waiter! More bread please!
>borrowing Sweepy card for my parent run>it's guaranteed RestraintMy bwo from the russian club this month's your lucky month
Post Finals teams I have Triple hesitant pace and lates and I'm ready to lose against cheer king
>>586834698I'm safe
>>586835105>guaranteedwe don't use that word here, yada
bwead?
>>586834427Luv me Ogurin
>>586834575
Still in Love with the Still in Love poster
>>586835135>triple hesitant latesbut why lmao
>>586835236Love this
>>586834698Well, at least I'm gonna die having an erection.
>>586835135Praying to win the coin flip, that's all
>>586834971
>>586835135pasa, end closer cheer halo, escapades dominator
>>586835236
>>586834649
>>586834698oh hell yeah
>>586835236Dirter buttmanko...
>>586835135feeling confident
>>586834698Fuck off
>>586835135
>>586835135>Triple hesitant latesWhy must you hate me like that
>>586834698I won.
>>586834649Okay but what if the trainer is a man past his prime, or a boomerLike KitaharaNo one would tap that
>>586835135I beleeb!
>>586835236We fucked
>>586834591why the fuck would a highschool female stundent even want to fuck her teacher?
Still in Glasses
>>586835627>tranny hag
>>586835135Ano hi kawashita yakusoku no you dayoI BELIEVE
>>586835706Good morning, Saar!
>>586835706Seeking the Pronouns
>>586835740That's not an act of kinda nice. You should leave them alone.
6 or 7 and you all have to pull for the zoomer
>>586835740>at this hoursthat's awesome thirdie bwo
>>586835396She's unhinged
>>586835740
>>586835845No
>>586834508
>>586835740I just checked and everyone ignored you
>>586835619Why are you talking about as it's forced?No one is forcing.Do you want to fuck your trainer? Do it.You don't? Then don't do it.
>>586835684overkill, she's capping her cute stat right away
wahey
>>586836029some are forcing
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 4 FUCKING MOOD DOWNS BEFORE THE FIRST SUMMER EVEN STARTS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>586835740Fuck off from both threads
>>586836146>unity
>>586836146She really is the average latina
LEAVE /v/MA ALONE
>>586836198It's a parent run.
>>586836146>stupid time difference>source of power >Mambo flying away>forget something?i hate her career so goddamn much
>finally ran out of tp pots few days ago>want to spark refresh a parent with good skills>notice I only have 6 valentines chocolates>Does the event get rerun
>>586836029Scarlet and Goldship forced their trainers against their will
>>586835740I just checked and they are seething about this comment right now
>>586835135pink team
>>586835740Waste of oxygen
>>586836280use carats......
>>586836285Well duh? He's actively making their thread worse and gloating about it. He's a subhuman.
>>586836282I'm not talking about trainee forcing their trainer, but trainee getting forced to fuck their trainer.
>>586836280they are meant to be eaten
current jiggie https://jiggie.fun/4afWuWhttps://jiggie.fun/4afWuWhttps://jiggie.fun/4afWuW
>>586835135This guy wants to fuck me over, too bad my bamboo gonna run you over
>>586836385Rice would say this
>>586836365They deserve it for sperging out about this place all the time. I have no sympathy for them
>>586836482have you tried likenot going there?
>>586836482>They don't like us so they deserve to be annoyed by usThis is the brownest mentality I've ever seen
>>586836453I wish Bamboo spooked me. I will have to settle for the summer alt (ticket)
>>586836368Kill Azuma
>>586836482you sound like a pussy anon >boohooo they said MEAN things to my favorite board
How much salary do trainers get for them to trudge the horror that is emotional teenage girls>it's not always about the money bwowYeah but trainers don't seem to run out of money
>>586835404
>>>/vm/3159269based
>>586836453i recognize this team
>>586836548>>586836557>>586836585I'm not the one shitposting there neighas.If they didn't cry about everything all the time they wouldn't have attracted shitposters.
>>586836558>stallion>whore's outfit
>>586836678I never said you were retard, I just said your thinking is brown
>>586836603I don't think the puppet can get pregnant, you don't need those.
>>586836482>>586836678Well they are being proven right this very instant
>>586836594torenas are paid as much as their trainees are winning
>>586834698hell yeah
GWOS IS IT TOO LATE TO JOIN A CLUB?!
>>586836683Do you enjoy anything about this game or do you just>greentextlike a little bitch about anything you dislike?
>>586836710Why would I have symathy for people that hate me?
>>586836674>two gigarare umasWow.
>>586836678i just think you're being a pussy though
>>586836368If you wanna win you need a first-rate trainer, and they arent just gonna sign any uma without being buttered up a little
If they make Marche just Rice with huge tits i'm all in
Hello
>>586836607yoo i posted that
>>586836784you have 10 days bwo
>>586836683It's the best!
>>586836784No.
>>586835135hesitant pace chaser and intimidate on pasa
how do you let this happen to you?
My club is going to die...
>>586836821retard
>>586836784Cutoff's always the 15th
>>586836594>trainers don't seem to run out of moneySpica trainer...Also I don't think we know how umas get money in the first place since apparently races don't have cash prize. Probably sponsorship and in this case popular umas must be rich as fuck while jobbers are dirt poor. We never see their wealth though
>>586836784Wait a few hours for people to crash out for losing finals
>>586836793It's an anonymous imageboard they don't know who the fuck you are unless you go around saying "HEY GUYS I'M FROM VEEGEE"
>>586836674It's the last thing you see before losing and asking "how?"
>>586836784please join my b+ club
>>586836784Post ID
>>586836791>enjoying scenarios>ever
>>586836923>since apparently races don't have cash prize"She's not afraid to say that she runs for money..."
>>586836895Wait, that Oguri's from /v/ma>>>/vm/3158515
>>586836895I would pay money to see that replay
grope uma crotch
>>586837113lmao, /vm/a is alright sometimes
>>586835135I have a small amount of umas..
>>586836784mambwo...
Don't like boyumas
>>586836942Are you retarded? They seethe about /vg/ all the time. I don't need to announce that I'm from /vg/ to hear them complain about this place.I stopped going there because they hate people from here. I don't care if they get shitposted to death because they hate people from here.Them seething about people saying "bwo" or "nyo" so hard is what attracted shitposters.Them blaming /vg/ for everything wrong with their shithole is what attracted shitposters.Reap what you sow.
>>586837260>>>/b/
>>586837082sort of like Curren Chan, except she has sex for money
>>586837225HOW CAN HE BE A MAMBRO IF HE'S NOT ALREADY IN MAMBO
>>586837113SO THAT MF THAT I FREQUENTLY SAW IN PUBLIC ROOMS IS FROM /VM/??? (or it's a stolen image)
>>586835135#TooCuteToLose
>>586837324HOW ARE YOU NOT IN MAMBO? IT COMES WITH YOUR ACCOUNT
putting hand down mare bloomer and feeling her fuzzy umanko
>>586837279>They seethe about /vg/ all the time.are you a woman?
Can someone give me a (you) I need to test something
>>586837423Our precious idolsand curren
>>586837113>>586836895hey thats me>>586837148wanna see a podium?https://gofile.io/d/YfH5wSfU
>>586837082You tell me that Spe got 2.5 million dollar when she won the Japan Cup and let her trainer ask Hana to pay his bill?
>>586837279But (you) would never seethe about trivial stuff right??
>>586837481umanko sex cum
can we just stop with the thread tribalism that shits gay as fuck and sooo 2012
>>586837260
>>586837453Still In Love has a bald pussy
>>586837407He posted his build there, and joined some hosted roomas. It's definitely him desu>>586837492Nice seeing you here bwo!
>>586837464I don't go hang out with people that hate me so no I'm not a woman>>586837524nope
>>586837279Tits or gtfo
>>586837535Nyo
>>586837492I would genuinely just uninstall the game upon having this happen to me
>>586837570how ironic
>>586837535My tribe > yours
urarape
club drama is a /vg/ export to /vma/
>>586837535but they made fun of my bwos
>>586837570You're hanging out with us and we hate you.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really relaly really really reallyr eally really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really relaly relaly relaly relaly really really relaly really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>586837643If you don't know the meaning of the word my comments can be seen as ironic
>>586837492zamn. Can you post one of them? I can't understand how an Open League uma would beat a UF1 without cheating. Post Oguri, luv that fatty
>>586837492>UF3 Oguri
>>586837656grug
>>586837493All I am saying is that money is involved, but Cygames won't explain more or put focus on it, as that's not what the franchise is about
>>586837279Based you made the threadjumpers mad
>>586837680every time I go to their shithole, they are claiming something incorrect
>>586837732>I don't seethe over trivial stuff>*seethes over a trivial matter*
>>586837492I kneel...
What are veeehm's thoughts on Mambo?
I'm listening through some vidya osts for the playlist and I forgot how bop the ps2 ratchet and clank soundtracks were
>>586837767
>>586837847For me it's Steambot Chronicles OSTs wuv me that game
>>586837810So you know what ironic means but you don't know the definition of seethe
>>586837842Most people in mambo post over there not here
>>586837749you just hit speed carryover and some laterace velocity and the game does the rest
>join club>Eupoor>there are a lof of NA gwos in club>they all posting Morning at reset>it's almost evening in eu>post Cafe evening Feels ostracised
the money comes from selling used racewear. after a win earns the most
>>586837932What is carrying over? Shadowbreak? Top pick? Down the dirt?
>>586837767yoooo anna
>>586837842does mambo get an alt sometime later or are her evos good?the mambo larp needs to stop, nobody plays her
I'd never sell Tarumae's used race wear, that's for my nose only.
>>586837170umanko check
>>586837535/uma/ is filled with brown metanigs that seethe about people not tryharding i.e. Mambo, /v/ma, /vm/a and etc.
>>586838048I'm interested in ohamile from the thread postings of her
>>586838047shadowbreak and sometimes curve on a good day
>>586837932>End BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED FATTY CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>586837847Videogame OSTs peaked with The Sims 1
>>586834698I like a different orange though
>>586838053Mambo got her reworked ult skill early (unity cup) but no one seems to care
>>586837979Should have joined a euro club
>>586837847I'm currently listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt0ovakjMZA
Looking like another green day boys.
>>586838182I'm not joining mambo
>>586838128Rare good post, you could leave the building menu open playing for hours and the music theme would never get old.
>>586838123who needs to pace up when you can just velocity accel
chibianon, openleaguefag, and anna in one thread?waow
>>586838246w-why not?!?
POST GENTIL'S MASSIVE FUCKING TITS PLEASE
Which uma's fans are the most cult like?
danchud, if i have semi-conclusive evidence pointing to one or more members being european then i'd appreciate a swift kick.
>>586837908I don't think I ever played that one>>586838128I still sometimes hear the buy theme whenever I'm looking for new furniture>>586838185Sounds like unconnected marketeers. I still haven't gotten around to 1CCing 20...
hooker uma
>>586838346You guys are full...
As a zoomer should I play the sims 1?
Kita bullying is good
>>586837279Severe loss of izzat, Dalit-kun.
Taking my uma wife to Kyoto to watch the Shuka Sho
>>586838429Just play sims 3
>>586838391>unconnected marketeersit was from a collab album by cool&create. composed by zun tho
>thread e-celebs I like are great>thread e-celebs I don't like are le bad
>>586838235sometimes I give myself the creepssometimes my mind plays tricks on meit all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking upam I just paranoid? or am I just stoned?
/ourgirl/
>>586838429It's probably a bit too clunky to be enjoyable. Sims 2 still holds up well and isn't too bloated
My favorite thread e-celeb? Me
>>586838363dozo
>>586838520We only have 1 thread eceleb
>>586838618That's right. Me.
>>586838429Only if you play the base game with zero addons for the real survival experience, otherwise >>586838508 this is the peak, make sure to limit framerate so you don't cook your GPU.
>>586835505no u
>>586838618During EU hours we have no thread ecelebs
>>586838702EU hours are just NEET SEA hours. no euros play this game.
>>586838118Thanks anon this info will help me make a better uma too bad I don't have brian>>586838123Original Pulse on a end closer might as well be a .50 velocity
>>586838391It's a fun game. I still come back to it every now and then but mostly because of nostalgia
how many umamusumes
>>586838739why are you lying?
>>586834698yeppers
>>586838739>he missed the yurofag's balance leak
what happens when your trainee appears in an ad? does the trainer get a cut or smth?
>>586837559Urara is the cutest uma ever. I love that pink little retard.
Fuuuuuuck accidentally losing the valentines chocolate just to get some measly 30 tp is fucking me upDoes the same event ever get a rerun again?
>>586834698It's a good day
>>586838856The trainee is sponsored by Tracen.Tracen gets any royalties, the Trainer gets a salary + bonuses depending on their contract which may include a % of royalties from ads and other stuff. The trainee only gets trainer cock.
>>586838856nyo. torena gets a free love hotel overnight stay with said uma
I haven't played uma in 2 months but I keep jacking off to uma
>>586838739The EU is 99% shitskins since they keep importing them, which makes them the SEA of the western world.
>>586838856Buena is...sexy?
Will you join my Dirt rooms if I host
>>586837979Should have joined Mambo when you had the chance
>>586835135If I get my 7th consecutive plat I'm going to summon Shenron to wish for an uma gf
>>586839042Noppers, try again during the weekend.
>>586839030boring more like bland pic for an average uma
DUDE RAMEN LMAO
>>586838884Based and same desu
>>586838856they give you money in hopes of buying your cock>>586838957nyo, they get turned into a real event later with unique chocolates I think
>>586838957I'd just uninstall
>>586838702it's burger hours right now, though
Samba
Spaaaaaaace
>>586839043I like my club though>>586839042I will but not today, i have zero aces ready gwo
>>586838884>>586839117>muh heckin
>>586839050oops i forgot my pic
>its literally morning dumbass
>>586838978>>586839003That's fucked up>>586839030seis siete?
#clublist anon post the list for this month
mainichi samba
>>586839082>>586839172But I want to race now...
>>5868390422 of my current aces are cope but yeppers
>>586839215please don't. we're not performing as expected.
>>586838053Machitan gets a suuuuper cute sports alt for med races.https://youtube.com/shorts/z9mX2N9NQy4
All Mambros are awake at night and sleep in the morning
>>586839241I could join if you want, but i will lose!
>>586836280i ate mine the next valentine event gets more personalized
>>586838107>another working mare propagandayou guys are too easy
>no rights>no bonus>no actual dayoffs>can't date women your age because it'd be detrimental to the trainee's health for some reason
>>586839241You could always poke /vm/a for some rooms
>>586838957kwab
>>586837492based redditor rapist
>>586839042yes
>>586839343what's the downside
>>586839183Yes, my hecking daughterino.
>>586839250>>586839314>>586839413Dirt CM 32517940
>>586839343Your trainees actually get mood and energy from you dating your coworkers
What's your highest plat streak?
Restoring danbooru should be the global governments priority
>>586835135tried building a last minute replacement cheer kingu, but still not leap forwardI'm ready for my usual one to whiff her skills
>>586839042I'll join with 1 uma. It will be turf mambo
>>586839495idk maybe 3
>no more ojouCan't wait for the melties in approximately 8 hours.
>>586839183Yeppers
>>586839495you will lose today
>>586839443>it's full wtf bro... you popular
>>586839030
>>586839327Date Aoi because it's natural
>>5868394951hopefully make it 2 today
>>5868394950
>>586839576Same tbqfh
>>586839343>no actual days offthis is not true, (You) only have training with (You)r trainee once every two weeks, and a third of the time it's (You) going on a date with her. Being a torena at Tracen is comfiest job in the world, even if you're spending 4-6 hours a day crafting training plans, checking her diet, comparing race data, etc.
>>586839121>they give you money in hopes of buying your cockI'm not a whore, but
Special Week is simply sexier
>>5868394953 I guess
>>586839495I lost 3, 7, 12, 13, 17, 18. So that would be a 4 streak
>>586838957Yeah we get those chocolate again on vInes event
>>586839443https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5FldDrwd3-n85GRlUp5peuHE22211545
>>586839681this trainer is a fag who should die
>>586839575well, he's always get mentioned here
>>586839684Than Shakur? I guess that's true
>>586839684Many are saying this
>>586839183yes le hecking cute dau-aaah~
>>586839443gg, nice rickey bwo. i was so close to stealing the A&S
>>586839495my current streak. Sky won me Libra 2.0, then Daiwa won me the Hoguri CM (but it was Open League so no plat), then Suzuka won me the Arima Kinen.The streak ends today because my team has <30% wr. But at least I get gyaru sex as a consolation prize, because I'm sparking WEIIIIIIIIIII after I lose finals.
>>586839783>on vInes eventyou forgot somebody
guys idk if i like this artist anymore.... why are there horse gangbangs and trafficking...
McQueen Love and Sex
>>586839495>4 5>10 111 or is this 2
>>586834020
>>586839343The last part is true, try giving a belly rub to another dog when walking yours
>>586839838Ya she hit her unique at a pretty luckt time. Otherwise your Falco would have had that
>>586839854She unironically went insane t b q f hLike just draw the girls getting fucked, Idc about this yakuza oc bullshit. And why the fuck did you kill Akikawa?
everyone is ready for VInes oshigaming?
>>586839681turning down McQueen is an offense that should get you killed
>>586839183Yeah?Urara's trainer is so fucking funnyLiterally hundreds of desperate sexy ripe umas, and he picks this pink little retard with no actual goal other than correcting her running form. Not even aiming for G3s He doesn't even attempt to groom her, just lets her run free but also scolds her when neededHe could groom her into a wife, but no, he chose to act like a dad>huh you won g3, try g2, looks good>oh, you won g2, try running g1,sprinter stakesWhat was the real end goal here
>>586839796>Enters room>It's the top 1 team template in Copano and 2 debuffsI guess that explains why no one fucking joins
Maruzensky and Tact are the only good looking girls in their family
>>586839557
>>586840038Grooming but slowly
>>586840050bwo he has to check to see if it works please understand
>>586839980Ines has always been my oshi.
>>586790803The best food is free food
>>5868394952 CM.I'm more interested on what's /uma/'s longest lose streak so farI went 6 CMs without a plat in a row during MANT.
>>586839547>>586839567>>586839626>>586839639>>586839725>>586839770>>586839849>>586839873I'm on a 6 win streak baby
>>586840038>What was the real end goal hereYou just said it, I am acting as her dad so it'll be even more sweet when she sexually awakens when the conflict of having sex with the person she loves the most and father figure collide spiraling
>>586840038not every trainer wants to marry his trainee. albeit Urara's trainer is the only one I can think of. So most of them do.
>>586840176sick
>>586839796https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=C1i_oVdm3Z-O3oq9RqqlfMMv20627266
>>586840050>not even the highest predicted win rate teamAntimeta fags are so weakwilled
I’m in the mood for seafood today
>>586840215I will make pace chaser Rickey, no one will stop me
>>58684014612, with 9 2nd places in A
>>586839495um... 1...
>>586840161I hope you lose danchoyou're getting too uppity
>>586840161Post proof
>>586840215>68%jfc, there really is no one with aces ready yet
this copa nonsense need to be stopped
>>586840146I'm almost literally you. My longest lose streak is 5. CM13 then my next plat was CM18>>586840161Danchou...
I'm sorry *sniff* I just *sniff** need to check something *sniff* aah
>>586840050I don't join because I have no aces not because I'm a boy molesting fruit afraid of losing.
>>586840297Ate too much (low quality/effort) seafood lately, so now I'm real fucking sick of it for a while.Wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have a ton left in the freezer...
>>586840303Good luck Pace Rickey torena
>>586840390My ace was the Suzuka it's not my fault he runs a debuffer runaway
>>586840397I got a 3 day for posting this
Mambo!
I miss the old Ardanfag
>>586840402Oh wait that's only 4. I may be stupid
>>586840038>urara wins THE arima kinen>"yeah, they're crying because they're happy you won, good job kiddo"The trainer doesn't sound surprisedWhat is this? Expected result? Apathy? Blind faith? It's THE ARIMA KINEN
>>586840470There are no more good posters anymore, that age ended long ago
BROS!!!Can i use El Condor Pasa (Fantasy) in Dirt CM? BROOOOSSS
>>586840572if you wantshe sucks but yeah
>>586840161extreme luckniggingi'd be on a 4 plat streak rn if not for xoggy's existence, won cm18 and 20 then only placed behind xoggies in both cm17 and 19 finalswas 3rd to 2 mediocre sub-50% wr xogs in cm17, thank fuck xoguri cms are over
>>586840470He escaped before the ardan chiyo event nuke drop
>>586840464Mambo! Weird pic. Is the stuff in the bottom left corner intended?
>>586840604No i need to know, will her skill work on this CM? Like Rising Dragon and unique?
rapid gain or leap forward?
>>586840462umanko posting will continue until moral improves
>>586840215I thought the Stam deboofers killed me but I just got rapedhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=aJh1Ry6EI_KGLpwb-hH0HAU189656591
>>586840572shes pretty bad but im never going to tell a fellow titty enjoyer to not run an uma with knockers
>>586840470>old Ardanfagwhat?
>>586840369
>>586840795there was a really good AGP Ardanposter
Why does every uma want Trainer's cock?
>>586840146i didn't win plat in any of the first 9 CMs, half of them down exclusively to horrendously bad finals luck and my carryjob 50% wr+ aces imploding every time
>>586840693Her unique works, Rising Dragon gets eaten by the accel zone.
bobo my beloved
>>586840717wit is a meme
>>5868401615 or 6 was my highest. I hope you lose so you don't surpass me
>>586840717THH + Speed Star carryover hell yeah
>>586840921>giant tiddies, and some great outfits>no shading at all and mostly sketchesahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hellu
>>586840867>really good trannyposter>hasn't posted in a long timelol I bet he killed himself good
That uma I've never used before the CM she will be meta? She has always been my oshi ですわ~
umarape
>>586840693It works, the problem is you making it activate at all
>>586840693no one talks about furious feat huhit's proto lightning surge
>>586840535I'm still here
>>586840867horny doesn't equate good
>>586840884Human cock pheromones are like crack cocaine to them.
>>586840921Sent her in and am hoping for the best
>>586840535
>>5868407176/9 89656591>>586840952It happens, this was my worst one so far>>586840970I've seen a lot of speed carryover this CM in particular, it's busted
>>586840914no it doesn't, both her ult and rising dragon proc anywhere on the final corner
>>586841090>Phase=randomle sigh
feat more like feet
>>586841090furious feat is a random point late race proc lmao, there's a reason lates were just gamblemax gaming in the early mile CMs
>realize I have zero good dirt parentsgrim
>>586841163I wish I were 'donna
>>586841272why are all uma such insane sluts
>>586841340they still are
>>586841365your dirtmaxx loopas???
>>586841365what have you been doing these last few days if not clanking dirt parents?
i never loop
>>586841419retard
I never even played the game
i always loop
pool
You areMy fire
>>586841454clanking dirt parentsodds of getting 2* power/stam, 2* dirt are very, very bad.
>>586841454playing silly eroges, clanking fans, drinking, not working.
new day soon
neigha looping maverick instead of wide shaped
my boyhole is wide shaped
>>586841615restraint is easier to loop than wide shaped
89656591Join the room bwos
what's wide shaped
you don't hate localizers enough
>>586841731me
I only join mambo rooms
>>586841731>he doesn't know
>>586837979konbanwa fellow euanon
this is my daughter
>>586841676mmm yeah maybe you have a point
>>586841663Its truuu
i have 2 8* dirt parents but they are maru/digitan parents with pasa/oguri gp's which is the exact opposite of what i should have done because those main inherits suck ass
Real doto is massive pervert Uma doto probably jerks off her trainer by force
>Open twitter clone>Greeted by some random polish man posting a selfie of himself with some AI generated OC crossbreed of Manhattan Cafe and Tachyon on the background
>>586840717Enough time for 1 more b4 reset maybehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=DHIb98VX_hiOID_DhbljlIC948104526
>>586837979my club has a good mix of evenings and ohayous during reset, with the occasional Hello... and oissu sprinkled in there>>586842026I feel like this is becoming a running gag
>>586841862i want to fuck your daughter really really really hard
>>586841985You can't say that and not post it
Falco!
this is why you shoud take leap forward AND updrafters
>>586841957You can't love Luna enough
>>586837979i post morning at reset even if its afternoon because its a new day
>>586841985>ononce againit's INnot ONIN THE BACKGROUNDNOT ON THE BACKGROUNDRETARD.
>>586842065I don't really have good aces yet, but let's see how rekt they get
>>586842236The two keys are right next to each other, it might've just been a typi
>>586842236is that a new fatco or did i just miss this one dropping
https://x.com/inUNiwPgUtjItTn/status/2118238279481119098
SAMBA
>>586842236plap fatco
>>586842296no, it never isthey just never bother looking it up
>>586842107
>>586842292>>586842026I am confuse, whoops
>>586842026https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=IWxBn-cNlAxF1-WGcoPCkOSqThanks for joinan
Sprinter Story? finally some respect for sprinters!
>>586842375larp larp sahur ahh pic
>>586842236who cares who's on the right here? English is a low tier language to be picky about.
>>586842375nice uma wife
>>586842375let this man dream
>>586842404thanks for hostan>no pump no cheer late start>wins anywaystruly peak, meanwhile digi proc'd literally everything this time and got 3rd anyways
>>586842448ok but it feels terrible to read so FUCK YOU
>>586842086
>>586842523need
>>586841575SHOUT OUTORONE NO SONZAISAKEBE
>>586842596ugh
If I win CM tomorrow I'm pulling a scamcha, if I lose I'm still pulling it because I'm a piggy
>>586842559cheer and pump feel kinda awkward cuz of all the deboofers I think easy to end up in 5th early
Be on time!
>>586842782MY DAILIES
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>586842781yeah that's the big problem really, my digi doesn't have Cheer but I took it on Oguri cause I got it from a GP, if they hit they're big desu so it's worth
>>586842779I'm pulling either way also, but not until the 2nd anni piggy bundles. Should last until then
>>586842375why is it always the poles?
>looking for scarlet merch to complete a small set of spica girls>MASSIVE TITS>MASSIVE TITS>MASSIVE TITSchill, that can't be all there is to her
what the FUCK AM I DOWNLOADINGF MY SHOES AIEEEEEEE
Even as Dober's umanko keeps contracting when filled to the brim, the semen trickles down her inner thighs; she presses on her belly herself to confirm it's all been pumped inside, and afterward, she's still trembling faintly
>>586842375I used to do this but never posted them online just in case
>>586843039got this too
>>586842523GGRRRR SIRIUS SO SEXO WHY DOES HER G1 OUTFIT SUCK ASS
>>586843039
HAVE SEX WITH UMAS!!!!!!*PAKO* *PAKO* *PAKO* *PAKO*
>>586843039THIS BWO'S SHOELESS
Finally...
>>586843165and if I don't?
>>586842903I have to pull soon before releasing this fatfuck for next CM
HASHIREEEEEEEEMIRAI NO NAKA E
7 fast food, 4 salat, the rest I cook normal food.
shes here!
[tosen jordan and gold city image]
>>586841814Oisuuu Cafe bro (i love cafe)>>586842234That's good idea yeah>>586842065Maybe we in same club bwo
Alright bros, i will pick EL Condor Big booba as third character for my CM DIrt for SOUL
please...
>>586843409>rewatchingcringe
>>586843360
How many curren sharts in the carnival?
>>586843381post a kris S sticker right now bwo, we'll know that way
>>586843292For me it'sWINNIN 5 MINNA DE KANAETE YUKUBUTSUKARI TSUMAZUITE MOHASHIRE MEZASE KANKI NO GOORU
>>586843587What's wrong with rewatching?
>>586843616is this tabletI wanna get rid of this white cancer on the pc client...
>>586843631Nah bro... i cant...i want to remain anonymous
>>586843785that's fair bwo
>>586843675basadoooo
>>586843563Mambwo...
>>586843563HayThere.....
>>586843717more fun to watch something newunless this is like peak nostalgia for you ig
>>586843409Rewatch Clannad too while you're at it
>>586843563mambros...
I yearn for the ocean
Becoming one with the Universe
>>586843986t.
ok nerds I was thinking of remaking my aces to get highlander, but is it really worth in this instanceif anything I just need higher stam ig but idfk
>>586844117Cute!
>>586844117she cute
how heavy is the nyoniverse if she sits on my face will i die (good)
>>586843086wdymit's hot
>>586843563Mambro...
>>586843409I don't like rewatching these 2000s drama anime like Angel Beats or AnoHana because I may hate them now with how bad they may have aged
>>586844120>highlander
>>586835027They bought from the same shoe store.
>>586844434what about itit's gamba
>>586843619sharts?
>>586844120>33m delaymaybe for fronts shrimply due to scarcity? but it's difficult to acquire. other styles have plenty of accels.
>>586843858Winnin 5 hits the right amount of idolfag and uplifting song. It's just so good
>>586844518oh so you'd think it'd be like...actually worth if there was no delay? I can see dat...I'll check how it is for taiki and rickey then if they get any significant boost out of it
>>586844518you have to remember this is up slop random
>>586835135First time in Group A finalssince Trackblazer.
>>586843942I mean yes, watching new things is good and all but there's just nothing wrong with rewatching shows you personally enjoy on occasion.
>>586844735really? nice for you anon, good luck!
>>586844783
>>586844735the raped in 7 hours
>>586836146If you hate your umas, they will hate you back. Fuck her lovingly.
>>586844735nice work Danchou
>>586844692i cum inside that laurel every night
post a real chinese uma wtf
>>586844434its not like there's anything better to loopa
>>586844364You're just scared to feel something but I get it, I just chug through and have fun and everything turns out fine.>>586843974You're a month late on that
>>5868394952 It was back in trackblazer.
>>586844518>>586844636lol ok not worth it then
>>586845159kitasan is a chinese-coded uma tbqh
>>586844413Sometimes I feel my heart skip a beat whenever I see Dia's long hair trailing behind her.I hope she doesn't realize I harbor these inadequate feelings.
dober october endedit's now nice nature novembernext month is uma samba december
>>586845319>You're a month late on thatBased. I rewatch it from time to time and everyime I do I feel the scenes more especially the funny parts
Danchode, kick this retard alreadyyou're complicit with his degeneracy
>>586845319I'm more scared of not feeling anything at all.
It's here
>>586845706it's BEEN here !
>>586845635I don't frequent this thread but wtf is wrong with your schizoids
>>586845635t. the raped
I think I have cracked horse breeding.>Deep Impact and Orfevre are small bodied>their daughters did much better than their sons>Kitasan Black is big bodied>his sons did much better than his daughters>even talented ones like Exceed and Equatore always injured themselves after every races because their filly body can't handle Kitason running style
>>586845635there are some anon(s) that dream of their club chat looking like this.
feeling umanko
>>586845594the retarded school pranks ("I've turned into a girl", "It's 100 years in the future") make me laugh so damn hard
>>586845635Who is getting painfully raped
>>586845762
>>586845635mambwo...
When are they gonna release a heterosexual uma who wants to start a family with a man instead of other women?
>>586845635
>>586845776Change your name, don't answer the door and move to some other place. The jra hitmen will be after you
>>586845635>*PEN1S IN BUSSY IN AND OUT BLOOD GUSHHH GUSHH*'mama always has the best one liners.
>>586845635why is vmama like this
i hope those extra carats are worth it, dacchis
>>586845635dacchis' club room is VERY stinky
>>586845635Looks like the clubs reflect the state of the threads - full of schizo shit.
>>586845934PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT
>>586843616>hidden tp>no run queued
>>586845804Same desu I don't remember laughing that hard the first time I watched it but did when I rewatched it. The combo parts with Tomoko too were pretty funny
>>586845635heck yeah new draman
>>586845635Dacchis? more likeDa Raped
When are they gonna release a heterosexuaI uma who wants to start a family with a man instead of other women?
>>586841957I love all of the girls but Rudolf is emperor for a reason. AWOOOOOOOOO i would be howling on sight of that like no other.
>>586845991
>>586845635Leave Kaite alone you harlot
>>586846165bro...? your ramonuseethe script is malfunctioning
when is the retard finally gonna shut up about things not being in the game even though they are already in the game?
>>586845635Weakest Kita stan
>>586845635>uma&co club room smells like unwashed cum>dacchis club room smells like blood and gore
>>586845635https://youtu.be/WWFDmetc59k
I changed my kita profile to something else after seeing >>586845635
rudolf more like lewdolf
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>586845991>>586846165>>586846289oops, I had the script set to identifying "an ungrateful whore"maybe that bitch is messing with it
>>586846307Can someone post the pic where a guy says that he has seen this cleavage more than the face of his mother
Symboli more like Sexo
Bwos is a vacation to thailand/ Vietnam worth it just for sex? Which sea country has the most amount of lady boys
>>586846278why does your cryer have a black background
>>5868351353 rushed late starts coming riiiiiiiight up
>>586846359I used to link this song as a gag to people back in 2016 and joke that I liked it but eventually I had heard it enough times to where I actually did start to enjoy it and listen to it
>>586846457viet just have common whores, thai if you want ladyboys
>>586846307
I thought Dacchis was /uma/'s Fort Knox? How come we get leaks now?
>>586845635Goodness, /uma/ never cease to amaze me how shit these threads are. This is the worst general I visit in /vg/
>>586846457flips are actually easier to coerce into sex because they all froth over pale skin
>>586846457Definitely Thailand. That's what they're famous for
>>586846496Same but micspamming in source games
>>586846516Did somebody join this month?
>>586846523you've clearly never been to a post genshin 3d gacha general
>>586846510what the fuck is hg?
>>586846614Nop
>>586846457Make sure to not look like a gooner at the airport you will marked and followed, probably blackmailed too.
>>586846483So silly! So spooky!
>>586846630The only chinese gacha Ive been a part of was Azur lane back in 2017
>>586846516(We) have spies in every club.
>>586846586I used to micspam nursery rhymes on TF2, they always got way more of a reaction than just general noise pollution.
>>586846516more like Fort Cocks lmao
>>586846523Try going to /xivg/, and /wowfg/ and you'll realize /uma/ is still a haven
>>586845635what a retard
>>586846752The amount of 'normal' people here baffle me sometimes.
>>586846710t. /uma/club
umankos
>>586846457are you white? any SEA country would be perfect for swx tourist. real women, ladyboys, even teenage girls want the BWC just be careful about not being drugged
>>586846720fuck you I chuckled
What girls will try to lure you into a van with rock CD's and beer and what girls will be lured into said van for the same thing from trainer-san?
>>586846712I trended towards funny over annoying so can't remember what was despised. Still listen to erecting a dispenser/surprise buttsecks once in a while
>>586846457>going for sex tourism in south east asia>using a teio image as shitposting coverI know you really wanted an uma wife but I guess a horse faced greencard seeking crossdresser is the closest thing you'll ever get.
>>586846859Getting drugged is a 1/5 chance anon. Getting the CLAP from anywhere in asia is almost guaranteed.
shut up, faggot.
Raisu
what's the point of sex tourismare whores expensive where you are or something?do you want to find children to fuck??
>>586846859Finnish and 188cm but with a average size dick will the bwc route still work...
>>586847164
>>586847164far enough from your hometown that the bitches you fuck won't be able to track you down and/or falsely accuse you of anything
>>586847191No one would ever fuck someone who posts a shitty maya like that
>>586846752Not being as bad as the literal worst shitholes of the site is not an accomplishment. Slowly the schizos that stay here all day making drama and terrible posts will drive away the more normal users. Until the only thing that remains are bad posters. I've seen it happen again and again in different generals. It's already happening.
>>586847164Usually just to taste something differentAnd the later part
>>586847096repent chudrius
>>586847242this
>>5868471643D women aren't real i have no idea what these people are talking about.
>>586847164the asians take transitioning seriously unlike the american wannabes
>>586845635Reformed? Ready?
Anyone got the gook page for the next racing carnival's rewards?
>>586847164>spending thousands of dollars on plane tickets/housing so you can fuck whoresI don't see the appeal, myself.
>>586847191yeah
>>586847235MARVEY MY BELOVED
>>586847164>do you want to find children to fuck??If someone goes to some third world country it's usually for something illegal.
>>586847164Whitoids can't find white pussy so they have to seek browny holes to compensate
>>586847235THIS is the rival of the shadow roll monster?
>>586847276I have a deep desire to dribble baby sillyus like a basketball. cuteness aggression or whatever
cm21 status?
>>586847235someone post the MANT Mayano video the raging chinks made
>>586847373(((They))) polluted the food, the water and your brain wiring so you would find sex unappealing, and now (((They))) bang your women and children around the world and nobody bats an eye
>>586847501Whores and Escorts are so cheap in the west it has to be illegal to go overseas for it.
>>586845635what in the goddamn
>>586846523Since others already mentioned the obvious ones, may I introduce you to our sibling /gbfg/?
Clubs that had their chat leaked at least once>/uma/ club>dacchis>uma&co (multiple times)>mambo>brickedClubs without leaks so far>umadash>autis/uma/>tamalove>honsefun
>>586847589if I lose I will be very sad
Daccchis should kick 2mama
>>586847096>>586847276Can't wait for the day I'll be able to run the three of them as my aces in cm
I don't have money, how do I have sex?
white pussy is overrated desu
>>586847760why
>>586845984that one is a V one tho
>>586847589Ask again in 7 hours.
>>586839117
cunts
>>586847647Actually one of the first things the new tamalove recruit did when he joined was post a screenshot of the chat
>>586843736No, I just sloppily stitched them together...Hachimi has a "freeform window" option which enables proper landscape, but we can't use it on global at the moment because there is no way to access the side buttons that get hiddenI don't know when, but at some point they add a vertical mode (mobile UI on PC) which allows it to be usable
>>586847649>reproduction is prohibited
>>586847253>will drive away the more normal users.desu I've been posting less since the previous months, but I still check the threads and post when I spot other funposters or fun posts so as long as funposters are here we'll probably be fine
bf?
>>586847789made a board saying free BJ and wear it over you, walk around in the gayest hood you can find
>>586847571Both of them drive me insane, I fully understand you.>>586847781I saw a Rudolf x Sirius shipper run them both and share a CM race of them dueling down the final straight and I don't think I've ever felt more things in my life. I cannot wait to send them together.
It seems some of the youtube channels posting famous keiba races with uma soundtrack and UI elements overlayed have been struck by copyright claimsHyouen still has videos up but Umamusume Racing Archive has taken all of theirs down and posted about 2 copyright strikesA shame. I liked those videos
>>586847915oh ok thanks, rad
>>586847760>>586847828>around bottom 5 earnerLmao at least on the other clubs the autist did bring some fans in
>>586847589I lost
sorry dacchidancho, this is where i belong...
>>586847912Oh? I must have missed it thenThen we only have three immaculate clubs
>>586847916How come Tracen security guards protect against the journalists and random fans but never man their posts for the trainer dorms? Is tracen going broke?
>>586847927I still come here every day because there is always funposters around, you only need to be more proactive in your funposting every time there is a chance
>>586845635he is so esl it's almost comical
>>586848054>feb 2026
>>586848003Yeah, I actually found out about URA being taken down when I wanted to rewatch Vodka vs Daiwa at the Tenno Sho Autumn, that one was so good
>>586847916not on my watch
>>586847647I've posted umadash club chats beforebut I erased all the names so nobody knew it was umadash
>>586848029retard
>>586847980I'm not sure women will suck my dick just because I have a sign that says it's free. BJs don't also count as sex
>>586848223Herding behavior anon. They have to want to fuck each other before commiting to a trainer.
>>586848154My own fault for slacking on watching all of the videos. Only just found out now when I wanted to rewatch my favorite, the '09 Yasuda Kinen
>>586848128>t. *
>>586848259I knew it was umadash and Xdancho used to attentionwhore with "leaks" too but nobody really cares
>>586847996That's what I call, holy KINO
>>586837847Nobody dances like that
>>586848264>Umaco>in Dacchis
>>586848259Aelred...
>>586848264isn't this doxxation?
>>586848291(YOU) are the one would do the sucking retard
>>586848127Yeppers I'm not good at starting one but I always reply to fun posts when I can relate or could. /uma/'s still pretty fun desu
>>586848416Spe a cute
>>5868483317?
>only autisuma and honsefun never leaked anythingHmmm nyooooticing
>>586848046disgusting pony rats
>>586847927What you consider "fun" and what thread ruiners consider "fun" is different. Like that abhorrent behavior from the thread's recurrent lolcow schizo that just got +20 replies and derailed everything. I bet he's giddy.Oh well whatever. I can only watch. Time is a cyclical thing. Bad posters multiply, good posters end up leaving. It's simply what happens to every general.
>>586848264>doxxing>posting last month where he was middle of the road>when on any other club he was top tier autistGuess this month he's starting late oops get less fans and more gay ERP that's what I call reformed
>>586839854>Artist who drew kpop looking trainer and rape fanarts of Uma who once threatened to quit Uma because he got fake DMCA'd ended up being one of the artist that still draw Uma 1+ year later
>>586848465Many says this
>T-Rain
nonny?
>>586848395Why would I find a woman just to suck my own dick for her? I want to have sex with her
>>586848634NO U
>>586848589I didn't know we had 5 day quotas retard
>>586847976
>>586847996sirius will save the game. I know it. I just do. please cyge I've already gotten tired of seeing that BITCH in every other career
>>586848582That's why I unironically encourage the use of discord/ircSomeone acts like a retard ruining the fun? Ban him and doxx him and ruin him foreverEasy things to enforce when you get rid of anonymity
sirius very erotic
NATURE ISN'T NICE REEEE
>586848813terrible bait
>>586848813this sure worked a lot with umama
>>586848874Said no one ever
Super satisfying to stretch after sitting for a while
>>586848582>random retard leaks chat>blame umamaretard
>>586848582That's true, but sadly it's probably the fate of all generalsIt happened to one of my old generals, and the last time I visited, it was a barren wasteland of nothing but schizoposts. It used to be a general that could reach the bump limit but the last time I visited it died from being bumped off the page
>>586848813I don't think you were made for 4chan, you can still behave while being anonymous. It's hard for some but no impossible. If this is too hard to understand you should really consider leaving this place, not trying to be mean it's legit advice, you will have more fun in a discord.
>>586848340>>586847996I found this one but the one I saw was not from a POV shot.>>586848780I hate that Rudolf is a day1 uma so her career has NONE of her friends in it... I need to collect everyone...
>>586848813Other generals have arrived at the same conclusion and they only end up worse. You end up having 'cord leaks drama and most conversation starts happening in the general between a few circlejerkers. It unironically ends up killing threads.
Make sure to get your daily dose of funsies! *
>>586848582>>586848974I'm not blaming Umamers though. He wasn't the one that leaked the chat
>>586848995I will watch races like this when it releases
>>586848367that curren image is perfection, at least a dozen anons use it for shitposting and one faggot gets blamed for it. God bless whoever made it in the beginning
>>586848934LOOK AT THIS EVIL UMA SHE IS MEAN
>>586846658Home girl
>>586848892It's not bait, and you're a retard or a shitstirrer if you disagree>>586848980I stay here because I can take it unlike the whores who complain about, *gasp*, drama, but it's just a schizo having a meltyBut if anyone complains about the thread, those are legit solutions>>586849005>It unironically ends up killing threads.You're just proving my point that they're good for everyone
>>586846516I'm not the leaker but can't blame him.Everyone has their limits, and this faggot trying to force ERP and blogposting about his e-bf every day sure is testing mine.
>>586849125This, if anything he's keeping the thread clean from that and only being on-topic here. The leaker is the one starting shit for not saying it directly in club chat like the coward he is.
>>586849135I didn't make it, I just found it on a Japanese imageboard and posted it here
>>586849197>shitstirrerYou'll enjoy /vm/ more bwo
>>586849213Then bring it up in club chat? You make it worse for everyone involved
>>586849125Didn't he leak some other club's private chats?
>>586849125but you will blame V when his chats get leakednyoooticing
>>586847164>talk about sex>immediately thinks about childrenOh burger hours my beloved
>umama doesn't shit up the thread...in bizzaro /uma/!
>>586849332Why wouldn't he think about children when it comes to sex? That's literally how they're made
it feels like three discord pings and three defense forces were activated at the same time.
>>586849360Only V and his danchou shit up the thread these days.
>>586840884So you'll spend money
>>586849320I never blamed anyone here gwo I normally just ignore all posts not fun
>>586849213>danchou is fine with it>members are fine with it>I'm against itShould I realise I'm in the minority and leave? No I should sperg out in the thread
I like how much art there is of Kita swimsuit
>>586849332>states turned blue>suddenly sex and children on the same wavelengthYep, as expected
>>586849509
>>586849536>>586849536>>586849536
>>586849473Who the fuck is fine with a mentally retarded coomer having his daily goon sesh in the club's chat?
new jiggie https://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZ
>>586849213Is it really that hard to tell him to stop in the chat? Are you afraid the club twink is going to beat you up?
>>586848980>you can still behave while being anonymousso many people fail this simplest test of character. You get the greatest gift of anonymity, and that's how you use it? Against the people of same interests? Shame.
>>586849540It's so simple, but there's too many retards that encourage itAnd when it must be enforced, everything goes down slowlyDoomed if you do, doomed if you don'tMight as well migrate with the few good apples
>>586849510burger hours were like this even before the midterm, i tracked them very carefullyit's just american for some reason has this fixation with sex and children, even if no one is talking about it.
>>586849590You should join a Reddit club bwo
>>586847164There's no qt japanese women in my country I have to fly out for that
>>586849442Not fooling anyone with this
This same umama defense force was in effect when yurr got leaked from /uma/clubBringing it up anonymously in /uma/ is a valid way of complaining without being known to one of the most prolific shitposters hereIf you can't handle someone anonymously complaining about your namefag (boy)friend that's your issue
I preordered my new plush
>>586847589I made it to A finals, I don't give a fuck anymore
