>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. ROUND 2 NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous Thread:>>3155801
GL fatigue is at all time highs
>>3157638
This is an affront to our democratic institutions.
>>3157641I'm so glad they extended it so we could learn to appreciate it more
>>3157643We're literally a monarchy
post your fuarking heroes post in 3... 2...
>>3157645The federal government might be an absolute monarchy but the local government is a democracy
>>3157643MONARCHIESARENOT DEMOCRACIES
>>3157645Splendid.
>>3157646My dick's hero
>>3157648https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_monarchy
Last thread seems to have ended with some talk about Nice NatureYou know what else is Nice Nature repated?Nice Nature November Nemorial Nakayama Nace!On 30th of november, arima kinen, firm conditions, winterNice Nature ONLYWinner is Natie that finishes third
>>3157652Understandable, but are the pool laps done?
Do you know which scenario didn't have fatigue?
>>3157645Am elective monarchy
>>3157646Oh right thank you for reminding me. Post your FUARKING HEROES
>>3157655Can you make an exception for my Bobo?
>>3157656Uhh yes
>>3157658Unity is the scenario that had the most fatigue, even above MANT
>>3157641Fatigue always sets in for me at the last CM of each scenario, thank fucking god Kita saved us from making sprint aces in MANT
We need THICKER umas.
>>3157645Strange torenas lying in lobbies distributing races is no basis for a system of government!
>>3157660My heroes... and Curren.
>>3157660LET'S GO SUZUUUUUU (and i guess curren and taiki too)
>>3157655Apparently all umas were fatties, it's not even special, fucking fatasses
>>3157654There aint nothing constitutional in /v/ma, the queen is an absolute ruler.
>>3157660I tried making a Tama with some borrows but they turned out really bad. It can't be helped.
>>3157664Үгүй
>>3157673>Phantom triple crown because he was a fatass and his handlers didn't put him on a diet
>>3157673They need the calories to run that fast
>>3157660
>>3157678One of these is sexy as hell
>>3157668I agree. I think my wife is sexier when depicted with a little meat on her bones.
>>3157660CAM ON MACHAN
>>3157660I believe in them.
>>3157638Can I get some potentialwoman suggestions? I got curbstomped this CM (abysmal) winrate even if I got into finals, but after crashing out for a bit I still feel like I don't want to go down without a fight. Here's my current team, Haku link is probably better than doing a million other collages:https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=t3TpOhn_NReiW7bll7r5-1GcI feel like shit but I wanted to remove Pearl for a potentialwoman: she did not perform as well as the other two, and I can count the rooms with less than 4 paces I've found on the fingers of my hand.Aside from the leftmost that was my old attempt at an end before Sweepy, the two Taishins here are the only two that did not meet an horrible fate in 10 borrows. You don't want to know what the one that sparked Sprint 5 times had to go through in her career, she's in a better place now.Which one's better? I think that the Sprint S' missing Daring Strike and PoC is a complete deal breaker, but on the other hand the other one has only Sprint A and missed the Leap Forward inspo.
>>3157669Be quiet!
>>3157660They've done fantastic so far. Really hoping they don't job tomorrow and I can bring home another sprint plat
>>3157680Genuinely wonder if he would have been a monster on the dirt since Yanko's a fatboy as well but dirt is softer then turf so he doesn't destroy his legs running
Why can't I register for finals?
>>3157679Why not? I swear i'll just run base Bobo it's fine!
>>3157660Everyone's sprinters are too small!A sprinter should be BIG!
>>3157688Open a sprint rooma, beat taishin was the mid one but no daring strike is a brick. So go right.
>>3157699This sprint finals simulators could be useful if you're gonna rebuild
>>3157660I have a good feeling about this!
>>3157698Bg ass head
>>3157705hair*
>>3157694For one, her name doesn't start with an NWe can do a B...Bring Bobo Becember in the future
>>3157705Where?
A reminder of the impromptu >fun race gentlemen, the dorm stakes>Do you like Fuji Kiseki more?>Do you find Hishi Amazon hotter?>Do you just want to see the other lose?Join now! You got 24 hours to build.583919205839192058391920
Pandora LOVE
>>3157655Fat fuck >>3157673Thoroughbreds, the breed Umas are based on, are known as Hard Keepers with the usual trait of having issues holding onto weight even when retired/not active and being fed a lot. This a major issue while breeding too because you want a bit of weight on a stallions and mares for breeding success reasons, although not too much either. There's a body score system for horses to help with what target weights to go to.Thoroughbreds putting on weight and managing to get fat are rare and funny.
>>3157703>>3157699Sprint finals simulator? And yeah, I was thinking that no Daring is too much, if it was just Kita it would have been okay probably.
i love this fat fuck
>>3157688Your pearl seems fine, why are you cutting her? Though you are missing uma stan from her
>>3157710Thanks for repostan
If the host for the JBC reenactments still isn't around I'll post the results and whatnot in an hour or so since the replays will expire pretty soon.
>>3157715A finals simulator is just a rooma when you test against the strongest to see if your uma can tank the worst case scenario
>>3157710If Amazonchads were devious enough they could make multiple pace chaser debuffing amazons to rig the race as well as the poalhttps://poal.me/lmtlo9
>>3157722We had JBC races?
>>3157722wait they expire????? uhhhh i'm on campus rn, will get them in a bit
>>3157730Thank you for your hard work reenactment anon
>>3157710Brownbros?
>>3157735The POLL WAS A LIE
>>3157735Trvst the plan
>>3157735>Poor Little Brown Uma
>>3157735Bro I'm at work, I don't have an Amazon off hand right now
>>3157728Yeppers, a couple days ago.>>3157730Expiration time is 24 hours after the race has started/become available to view.
>>3157735And for my next trick I'm gonna make this nigga disappear!
>>3157735I'd make a Hishi IF HAD HER
>>3157735I have never trained Hishiama in my life outside of auto careers.
>>3157735IM AT WORK
>>3157744Tachyonlabcoatbro?
Has the humble NEET gone extinct in /v/ma?
>>3157735I'll build one in a bit.
Why are so many people at work or college at 630p est?
>>3157748The humble neet was never a keystone species in /v/ma, furthermore its critically endangered in 4chan as a whole after being outcompeted by invasive normgroids
>>3157751Its 3 pm dude
>>3157725Oh, then that's what I was doing, yup. It's not looking good kek>>3157719She is, but it's still not enough: after all matches they are at 26.2% Sweepy, 15% Nishino, 12.5% Pearl. She got a lot of her wins in Round 1, but usually in Round 2 she hasn't panned out. With it being Sprintcasino it could also be Nishino, but I honestly really really like her and would avoid cutting her.
>>3157735AIEEE she's just a SS+ dirt team trial Hishiama! I need backup!
>>3157751Mandatory OT
>>3157735I dunno what you expected when there's 2 Fujis and her Legend race is available
>>3157748I am no longer 25 nigga I needed to get a job
>>3157756HOLD THE LINE
>>3157751With my MA I usually had at least one class at night per semester
>>3157758is doto dead yet?
>>3157748I NEETed it out last winter and it was worse than working
>>3157758
>>3157751Its 9AM in my country dude
>>3157766Horses do piss a lot
>>3157767Close but its almost 11 am.
>>3157768How did your makween do?
>>3157768METANIGGER
>>3157769Marvy was infamous for having to pee on the walk to his race.
>>3157748I was one for ten years, I miss it.
>>3157715>Sprint finals simulatoryou mean the rooms we spam on every CM?
Why would any normal man pull for a turbo dyke horse?
>>3157773Won 4 out of 70 so better than I hoped for with sprint A>>3157774Wuv u 2
>>3157781Exactly, which is why I'm not pulling for Rubert.
>>3157660My only goal is for dober to continue 4/4 in the collages.
>>3157055
Now that we're drawing closer to the next Scenario here's your reminder that you should have your spark saved.
>>3157789I bet i can guess the club
>>3157660If I win finals then I'll end with a higher win rate than Arima 2. Don't know how I feel about that.
>>3157790>Top 3 is exact same as the normoid taste/BEE/ma are we bums?...
>>3157748I'm right here.
>>3157796Most people here are normies
>>3157790newmas BTFO
>>3157790Bamboobros....
>>3157790>*guri Crap>Reddit ShipThe ACTUAL faces of the franchise
>>3157790LOOK GARY THERE I AM
>>3157790Notice how /BEE/ma and /BEE/mapyoi have no Ogurin.
>>3157790>>3157800Wait so the hall monitor never pulled her? Or maybe he's not in one of our clubs
>>3157790Theres no way, bamboo is the only one left out?
>>3157748Right here bro
>>3157790I had no idea Rudolf was so popular. Nice.
>>3157800>>3157805>>3157806yea, i was shocked too, it was almost bamboo and bright, but then i realized that i counted the bright as an ardan
>>3157805>the hall monitorYour boogeyman doesn't exist.
>>3157805Hall Monitor is a fictional character.
>>3157790>ZERO anons rep her (in fact, only uma that doesn't get repped)>ZERO anons won a CM with her>She was also the LEAST fapped uma in the poll a few months back>She was also the LEAST pulled uma banner when she came outI believe we found her, the most unpopular uma in /v/ma history.
>>3157819I was going to say "so far". But realistically what newma will surpass this level of literal whoma?
>>3157819I feel slighlty bad but at the same time, man what's the appeal? Shes for people who wanna have sex with that guy from danganronpa.
>>3157819I used used her before I quit. Late sprinters are fairly rare so I invested in her.
>>3157824Air Messiah prob.
>>3157819Man imma have to crank one out to her then. Brb
>>3157827YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE.
>>3157819She gets compared to Shinko Windy. It's bad.I wanna pull for her and Muteki but I'm very stingy...
>>3157790My brothers are in der/v/ and starASTERstar
>>3157819>ZERO anons won a CM with herI'm pretty sure I've seen some Ms. Victoria screenshots with her actually.
>>3157819I want to play her career but I'll have to wait for the daily legend race because there's no way to justify spending carats on useless bricks.
>>3157819
>>3157819concept art was better
Is it worth grabbing SYL on a pace for the dirt CM?
>>3157836At least windy has some dedicated hardcore fags, this neigha has nothing.
>Mild hype>Fail a 100+ speed training
>>3157790>falcon twice as popular as curren
>>3157660Decided to let Laisu sit this one outTIME TO BELIEVE
>>3157819I won’t lie having to use her guts card made me angry. She made Rubrick look like Kitasan.
>>3157790my clubmate is so real for getting ryan on the scoreboard
Is there a betting pool on whether /v/mapyoi dancho is going to switch his profile uma to Mr C.B. when she comes out?
>>3157838Are you a crossposter? Cuz that might be the case on the other board (OR the first ms victoria CM since we didn't catalog them at that time) but we've been taking a census of which unique umas won plat every CM and Bamboo is one of the few ones that haven't
>>3157850We all had her...but he? HE sparked her!
>look up when bamboo released to see why so few people rolled for her>5 days after summer golshi + mcqueen and maruzensky ssrYeah that'll do it
So all those Tarumaefags were frauds?
>>3157748Would unironically kill to be one, but some of us never had the fortune.
>>3157850She won.
>>3157855Its gonna happen, expect monthly changes until donna releases.T. Knower
>>3157862They're all in Tomakomai so they play on the JP servers
>>3157863Exactly. My dad died when I was a teenager and my mom has been on disability since I was like 10. Never had a chance.
>>3157851How's your Roy's win rate?
>>3157857>Are you a crossposter?No.>we've been taking a census of which unique umas won plat every CM and Bamboo is one of the few ones that haven'tThe screenshot collages don't always have every unique winner if that's what you mean by "census"That said it's not like I can remember which CM it was or if I'm simply misremembering a Cuteki.
>>3157857>First Victoria CM>Bamboo, Cheer Halo, and Nashino >Bamboo by far pulled the most wins>Finals>Get 1st!>with Nashino
>>3157748I have been a NEET since 2018 and don't have any plans to change that anytime soon
>>3157862>All those>Plural
>>3157748I was one for a few years, wouldn't do it again because I felt that I was going insane
>will be forced to get a j*b at some point
>wake up>1200 post thread in 6 hoursWhat happened
>>3157873>7.5Not looking good
>>3157882Very fun posting
>>3157658I hated unity. Mant was better except it's length. Unity+ gives you an inflated impression as it solved everything wrong with the scenario.
>>3157882der/v/ is the designated titcow club
>>3157862>Turf G>Sprint FYou would have to be legitimately insane and lucky enough to win the lottery at the same time to make that work.
>>3157879NEET aint all it's cooked up to be. It comes with its own mental pressure, not everyone is cut out for it. Isolation often leads to...erratic behavior, making it increasingly hard to socialize with others or step out of your bubble. Working is its own kind of torture though. As someone who has done both, I'll take being a NEET or even being homeless over some of these jobs
>only one Jordan fuckerWhat went wrong?
>>3157878This. It was just me. The one true Tarumae stan
>>3157885This, unity 1 is still the most hated scenario of the playerbase
Acute finished, now I need suggestions.Do I add Rickey/Falco front duo, Rickey/Digitan or God forbid a debuffer and Rickey
>>3157879You have to be build for it to enjoy it. IRL flatlining is not for everyone.
I wanna improve my odds of getting a victory because this is shit, but I genuinely don't know where to even begin.Deck can be found at https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1792458693104.jpg
>>3157893Rickey Falco duo
>>3157889I'm lucky enough to work in a family business, part of it came from feeling I was letting down everyone
>>3157888I meant the club avatar uma rankings
>>3157790More proof that turdASTERturd hates Ryan, the most Mejiro of them all.
>>3157830Is Air Messiah really a whoma if people think of her first when they hear whoma?
>>3157897Im not an expert on the open league meta since ive never been there but I see a lot of wasted skills on your builds, hell. You should be running groovy as late.
>>3157882There was a Fuji vs. Hishiama poll, and also someone posted a chart comparing the average bust sizes of profile umas in each club with interesting resultsBoth of those generated a lot of discussion
>>3157882Lots of funposting, new fun races and conspiracy theories
>>3157790Surprised there's only 2 Currens
>>3157882Unironically just a fun thread
>>3157897I would help you but you're in open league. Every single thing needs to be calculated there
>>3157890Im a jordan fucker, but i have palmer on rn for good luck with helios
>>3157897You have 120k+ carats saved right? roll on tachy teio and escape baby(open) league jail
>>3157851RobGOD...
>>3157913Woof
>>3157897>running double debuffI didn't even realize that I've been doing that lmaoThe Mayano was originally a debuffer too, but I swapped her out. >>3157906To be fair, Mayano is the only one I actually built for the CM. Everyone else is being reused. Air Groove's from my TT team.Do you think rebuilding Air Groove for the CM would be worth while?>>3157914>escape baby jailBut I like open, it's comfortable. I am too much of a shitter to actually succeed in graded and I don't have the wherewithal to improve at the moment.
What happened to them skipping this banner? Why the fuck do we have to have GM delayed by a week for this garbage banner nobody is going to pull on?
>>3157890I would not sleep with Jordan (or any uma other than my beloved) because she's bestie tier but I really really really like Jordan
>>3157919That was in the original schedule since Unity 2 released now. That banner releases alongside Helios tomorrow in case anyone needs that card
>>3157882HeropostingHishiama vs Fuji battleAnons were forced to do math Club pedometer stats
is milk good for you?
>>3157890I'm a Jordan wuver, but she's too retarded for me to fuck.
>>3157919My daughters need their banner
>>3157897I would recommend you run groove as late and to pump those wit numbers up because you live by the downhill, cut and drive and Emperor's might are mid if you have no accel, focus is bad go with the flow is bad so is countermeasure and meticulous measures, disorient and tactical tweak do nothing, right handed doesnt even activate, you dont need recoveries on king or maya. Corner accel is bad, pulse does nothing if you run maya as front. Its a huge mess. Can you tell me what kind of parents you got so I can tell you in depth what to borrow or do?
I'm a Jordan fucker, but she's too retarded for me to wuv.
I ran out of vidya to play while waiting for auto training
>>3157819She's my best performing uma this CMI won't fap to her BUT if she brings plat home she'll be my featured uma for a while
>>3157935My vidya backlog is hundreds of games..
>>3157935Do another run of factorio since it got recently patched.
>>3157921>she's bestie tierMy reading of Jordan's career was that it was top tier slow burn uma tore desu
>>3157924Yes but Tomakomai has the healthiest milk.
>>3157935Your roguelites?
>>3157935>I ran out of vidya to playImpossible
>>3157638Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>3157935Pirate the Risk of Rain 2 DLC and play that
>>3157944Is umamusume a roguelite?
>>3157921>or any uma other than my belovedand that is...?
>>3157942Thankfully there isn't anything stopping me from friendzoning umas
>only one other TaikibroShould we duel?
>>3157889Becoming a freak isn’t a downside if you were already a freak before being a NEET like me. The sucky part is remembering you’re actually human and get lonely, but also the opposite end that people are stifling. Do this, do that, no time to relax at all because your inner alarm is always on, worrying about the next bullshit that’s gonna come up. But then if you’re just shut in, your body makes you feel bad for being alone, even though your mind likes it. It just sucks.
>>3157918There's not really a lit of time yet but if you wanna rebuild one that can win yeah its doable pretty easily
>>3157935My clubmate just gifted me a game and I'm playing it RIGHT NOW
>>3157643>>3157645now I want to see some OC with the demoflats and rebooblicans as the FPA and Oguri as the galactic empire from LoGHI remember sketching something like this back during Seiun's reign, where she was Yang and Scarlet was Reinhard kek, never finished because it was too complexnow that I think about it almost all my OC ideas are just uma x thing I like
>>3157951The one and only
>>3157924>>3157943boobfags go away /v/ma is a flatty general
>>3157962Real talk anon, and no offense but search your heart you know its true, brian is a bottom 5 fuck
>>3157935Play multiplayer with /v/ma!
>>3157959Well I figured I'd just do one and throw it in. If she wins, she wins. If she doesn't, well no skin off my teeth. I'm only doing this casually. The fact I got a King Halo win last CM was a complete fucking fluke.>>3157927Eh, sure. Feel free to look at my veterans.Keep in mind I don't plan to loop or anything. I don't have high expectations to begin with, I was just curious if I could muster up SOMETHING.https://limewire.com/d/vlQfp#C0qRafnzrC
>>3157964>posts the lactation uma
>>3157954You dont wanna mess with me anon, I can fire faster than you can think.
>>3157897I haven't played Open in a good while, but right out of the gate I'd advice you that since the power budget is so low, every point counts. So the difference between A and A+ can be pretty big. Hell, even low A+ vs maxed A+ can be a decisive diff. In my personal experiences, raw stats are always more reliable than skills, especially when your wit is so low, so I'd try to aim for 1300ish speed on everyone, 1000+ power and decent wit and then get only the essential golds.Besides that>Go with the flow>Countermeasure>Tactical Tweak>Meticulous Measures >All of the recoveriesAll of those skills do nothing or next to nothing. I imagine fronts probably suck even harder than in graded because you can't max out that midrace so I'd avoid them. Then, try to get Nishino on everyone, and cheer kingu inherit on the backliners.
>>3157950Kind of. If you expand your mind you can see similarities between Uma and deckbuilders like balatro and StS
>>3157964Neigha you lost. This is Rebooblican country.
>>3157975Would uma be more fun if your decks were semi-random?
who's gonna tell him
>>3157977>mfw all five borrows are guts SR>CM is tomorrow
>>3157964Absolutely fucking not. We are a massive milkers loving community through and through.
>>3157980We can just boost guts and make it the meaningful stat it was always promised to be
>>3157977Thats already the case
>>3157964
>>3157897Open League players are weird. Despite everyone saying it's comfy, it's actually the league where you need to minmax and properly calculate your uma's kit, her stats so they don't go over a certain limit, her skills, careful not to get a gold or too many golds, careful not to level your ult, and just everything overall. The only way I can believe league players is if they're casuals who aren't particularly aiming to win and are only there because they don't know how to build aces or don't care about the PvP side of the game.
>>3157967not even close dudebottom 5 uma fucks are easily Bamboo, Windy, Biko, Tannhauser and Shakur
Brian is fine as hell
>>3157990>Shakur
>>3157990>Bamboo, Windy, Biko,No one wants to fuck any of those
>>3157990Neigha you get threesomes with Windy all the time that's a top 5 experience.
>>3157990>Shakur>Bottom 5Hell no
GM doko
I only want narita taishin milk
>>3157990>bottom 5 uma fucks>Shakur
>>3157990Wait is there Wife Mambo content?
>>3157988>if they're casuals who aren't particularly aiming to win>don't know how to build acesHit the nail on the head right there, though I also don't care about PvP. I just wanted to see if I could replicate my utter fluke from last CM a little more intentionally.If you look at my veterans in >>3157971 though, you'll notice something else of note: My highest rank so far has been S+, and I've only ever achieved it once. I'm still mostly stuck in the A+ range.There's no way in hell that I'm going to perform well in graded anyways, so why even bother when I can at least try open.
>>3157990>>3157995
Ever since the end of the previous thread I've been thinking about BBW Dantsu Flame
>>3158001in my ass
Will my account be bricked if I pull Helios tomorrow?
>>3158010Frankly, I don't remember anyone asking
>brian is a bottom 5 fuck>crickets>shakur is a bottom 5 fuck>anon gets burned at a stake
>>3157995I agree, Shakur doesn't seems like too much of a bottom in her natural state, actually kinda rude and angry and wants to do her thing. But Fine is such a dominant and capricious bitch, that she just makes her bark when together, and Shakur ends up naturally following her and attenting her whims. Royalty power I guess.
>>3158013I asked
no fat bitches
>>3158012Shes an ultra meta miler, but there wont be a lot of mile CMs in the near future
>>3158014Brian speaks for herself. Literally anyone with eyes can see that's untrue, and she's popular so she doesn't need a defense.
>>3157988Building for open is just>decide on a stat spread and a few key skills>do your career, but stop training when you get close to your stat goal>hope you got distance S and the key skills.>use a calculator to determine how many filler skills you can affordIt's easier than highrolling in current scenario and praying you get literally everything
>>3158012I think pulling for umas you like is always justified
>>3158018No, fat bitches.
>>3158010
>>3158014Brian is a caveman, there's no technique beyond benis in vagina go fast and then pass out and eat steak after
>>3157996I wanna fuck Biko.
>>3158018Only fat
Air Shakur doesn't love you even in the hotspring event. But imagine the hatefuck.
>>3158029Der/v/..
I couldn't get my dick up for Shakur
>>3158019>Most kino CMs every time>You know what. Let's just stop doing them!CYYYYYGOOOOOYYYYSSSSSS
Top 5 uma fucks>Matikanefukukitaru>Matikanefukukitaru (Full Armor)>Matikanefukukitaru (Pom Pon)>Matikanefukukitaru (Shakerock cat hat)>Sakura Bakushin O
>>3158028brian can fucking club me over the head and drag me into her cave anytime she wants
>>3158035Then, why do no one wants to run in dirt?
>>3158036TRUTH NUKE
>>3158036
>>3158036This should be an alt.Fuck cygames I deserve a Fukusexo alt. Masexkane Fuckukitaru
I couldn't get my dick up
>>3158032Real talk, shakur is a slow burn, by the end of the hot springs and her career she clearly has some special affection for (You) its just shes simply not the type to get married or get into a traditional relationship.
>/v/ma is a flatty general >>3156028Lol
>>3158036>stick it in>BUKUEOKUEYUGYAAAAANI think not.
>>3158046Despite how simple her og racewear is, still one of my favs.
>>3158010>BBWWe don't like BBWs here. We just like thicker, slightly pudgy Umas.
>>3158032>Air Shakur doesn't love youIt comes off as she does to me. She's just extremely socially inept as shit and has spent so long optimizing her life like it's a Factorio permaworld that she's kind of forgotten how to properly handle such messy matters.>>3158028Sure, but there's certainly appeal to it.
>>3158047
>>3157990>Bamboo>bottom 5nah
>>3158055Simple racewears have a lot of charms compared to some of the more designed ones.
Is something weird going on? Most of the pubs im finding are for open
>>3158062This genuinely looks more like Narita Taishin with a weird hair highlight than Bamboo Memory
>>3158067I suppose dirt and gl fatigue hit a lot of the player base hard
>>3157748been NEET since COVID. getting paid more not to work than to work killed my desire to ever do a job again. plus I can't do the whole job hunt thing. i just can't bring myself to beg people to make me their slave.
>>3158067those degenerates shouldn't be allowed to vandalize the public rooma list
>>3158073Really dont get what cygoys thinks when they manage this game sometimes
>>3158058(By the ways, I found out that this image DOES have a happy ending.)
>>3158085>you will never ever be loved
>>3158090NiceNatureChristmas.webm
>>3158085
>>3158085>>3158058Its been argued that the only true natural predator of horses has been humans.
>>3158085>foid immediately moves on and instantly scores with another malew*men have lived on easy mode forever
>>3157988I mean desu you can probably win open finals by doing less than half of what I wrote here >>3157974 BUT then again if you think losing to bullshit in graded sucks, you can't fathom the pain of watching your umas decide to gigajob against random B ranks in finals. The difference between an absolutely optimal open build and the average casul is much smaller than in graded. But it's still really fun to theorycraft and forget about all the card and gacha niggardry.
Hishi Miracle has milked me dry
>>3158085I didn't see the context of the first picture and I thought that was like her pet rabbit or something
>mood down after last LH dateFUCKING
>>3158051I really wanted to see that rainy Zephyr OC piece finished
while your trainee was on the track mine was mewing
me and my fat chud belly
>>3158126Mine was meowing
>>3158067>go to room filter settings>remove open lobbies>no rooms>click refresh>it refreshes your filter settingsThis is a horrible system
>>3158120It's on wip hell but I haven't forgotten! I simply curse my wagecuck chud life.t.drawer
>>3158128Imagine giving her a full-powered /v/ma WON right to her gut
>>3158128Oguri really is the perfect match for the average trainer
>>3158133Sky...
>>3158149
>1 witFFFFFFFFFFUCK
>>3158155>No GWfeed it
>>3158142The shockwaves of her belly would kill any ningen.
Feeding the stray cat colony with Sky
>>3158137Glad to hear that, ganbare
>>3158158>her stomach is like the Thing
>>3158135>japanese people in charge of making a multiplayer game
>>3158165Didn't JPs at least do fighting games well?
ehhhhwish it was stam but guess ill try for it on spe or come back to it later
>>3158169only after the coronavirus killed arcades
why dotobros why?
>>3158176how did they goof up this time?
HARRO HARRO
Man I just can't get motivated with this dirt
>>3158184I've tried mutating a few timesHighest I can get so far is dirt B, no mile S either so NLG
If this shit is not fucking rigged then why the fuck all the mood downs events seems to occur in the same place. I can predict them 4 out of fucking 5 times
Anyone wanna host some dirt rooms?
Can Oguri please stop being a worthless cunt and roll a dirt spark?
>>3158183HOWDY HOWDY
There is no such thing as personal space with this one
>>3158195
>>3158194no
>>3158194I can host but I haven't made any improvements to my aces. Personally I think like we need a few days to get some fresh blood that's ready for testing. Dont let me stop ya tho
>>3158197She reminds me of a large bug
Redpill me on this /v/ma. The game made it very clear that uma have heat cycle meaning they won't be in the mood for like more than half of a year. Why do people think you will have unlimited sexy time with uma?My conclusion is, I will stick with Riko.
i'm so tired /vm/ros
>>3158197chuu chuu chuu!
>>3158205alright but riko aint all that
>>3158205kill yourself
>>3158205
>>3158205Smaller! And flatter!!
>>3158205fellas is it gay to have sex with ningen women?
>>3158205>Immediately collapses due to any amount of physical strain greater than walkingYou should at least pick the one chosen by the three goddesses, Aoi.
>>3158214a little bit
>>3158214Yes, unless it's Aoi then no
>>3158214super gay
At least I had a chance to get the TE songs but fuck
8 more bongs until finals registration endsHow you holdin up?
>>3158228I miss doomguri anon...
>>3158228low-cortisol cm because it's just an easy filler mickey mouse cup
>>3158197Staring contest.
>>3158205Fuku goes into heat during christmas just by looking at you
>>3158228my best performer is rickey with 2 greens and A aptitudes
I find it impressive how GL manages to produce 5 straight days of glue tier runs. Maybe is the fatigue but Im starting to get as mad as when I was playing Unity 1 trying to build for dirt
I need a sanity check, how unhinged is it to bring front Xoguri to the next CM?
>>3158242completely normal response to the lack of viable trainees for dirtslopa
>>3158242I tried it a few days ago and it doesn't work. My prototypes were week but the test was still conclusive.
>>3158242Everyone hated doing this the last time it was the meta pick, but I also assume all those people who did won
>neo universe>sakura laurel>gyaru scout banner>ramonu wit>bourbon wit>all within the next 3 months>only 48k caratsYeah its impossible.
>>3158252Pick 2, or 3 if only umas
>do a lot of Digitan runs with 2 spd 3 wit>the ones that werent glue ended up being speedlets>change to 3 spd 2 wit>now they're speedlet and witlets1600 speed was a mistake
>>3158252Have you tried spending $250 for one spark with the upcoming anniversary discounts?
>>3158252late surger becoming the whale strategy is what they deserve
>>3158255>spending money on gachaNever.
>>3158255Cygays pls go
>>3158254I haven't had a Digitan run I'm happy with in all of GL and she's my most run uma.
>>3158255
>>3158253Whats the shelf life of bourbon wit?>>3158256I just like the uma designs...
>>3158260That's fucked up man
>Torena got lost in the woods after trying to keep up with Epipi>Encounter hostile wild dogs and nearly get cornered >Epipi realizes that Torena didn't come back and the voice of destiny leads her to their location >Its too dangerous to lead her to those crazy mutts so they take a leap of faith off a cliff to be caught by Epipi insteadSo cool...
>>3158277She's good until Daiwa wit (which shares the banner with stam Shakur) which is about a year after wit Bourbon.
>>3158155>1 gutsaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAA also only 1 brickey green, fuck FUCK
>>3158286Sounds psychotic and toxic.
>>3158260Her growths are just awful for this scenario. I wuv her but it's really difficult to build her.
>>3158205I'm madly in love with Riko and I'm so mad she's not real
>>3158128oh yes Ogurihigherlet me see them
>>3158254>minmaxing RNGfest scenarioAn exercise in futility.
What are the implications of this recent study?
This game is a scam. No SSR card is usable below 3LB.
>>3158305Smaru and CB are great at LB1
TURN ON THE NEWS, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNEL
>>3158310i can't believe falco was indian AND chinese
>>3157844Yeah
>>3158292You wouldn't trust an uma to save your life?
>>3158310HOLY SHIT /V/MAPYOI FAN COUNTS ARE CRASHING
>>3158320Based on what was described, she got you in that shitty situation in the first place.
>>3158320Dear lord, put some shades on that thing
>>3158286ok but who asked?
>>3158286Trainers can't even commit suicide anymore to escape their trainees
>>3158296Digi is great for this scenario. She has 1 race after senior summer which means you get all that time to hit the big 40% rainbows, as long as you get through the first half of senior year with a good amount of tokens
You'll disappoint our ancestors if you don't roll for Helios.
I hope you guys enjoy Helios's career as much as I did
>>3158338Isn't this pic vintage OC from our ancestors?
Today was some kind of oshi love day in Japan. Did you love your oshi today?
>>3158346I'll smooch my Brian plush a few times
>>3158338I'm waiting for the gyaru banner, it's only prudent. If I have to spark her I spark her but at least I can also get spooked by Jordan or Shichi. And if I get her at 190 pulls then I can spark the other two I don't have.
>>3158286trainer is a man
>>3157728>>3157722anyways, JBC re-ennactment results coming imminently for the 4 races, they already happened, but i'm still gonna post them for posterity
>>3158351When's the gyaru banner?
>>3158368Roughly mid January.
>>3158368Oh, shortly after my birthday (estimated for January 13th.)
CYGAMES
>>3158363:)
BGFag, have you seen this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFN-yMGK_kA
die
WHERE ARE MY MILE STAM SPARKS?
>>3158383Why aren't you reusing the Mile Stam parents you made for the last Mile CM? Surely you're not mutating and thus need Dirt grandparents or something
>>3158366first race, JBC 2yo stakesFront runners demolish this one with Falco winning the front battle and thus the entire racehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zmsr4D95tzaDAtTsKSpMRLly
>>3157660For the first time ever I am bringing a completely untested Uma to finals. I baked a scarlet that supposedly beats all the ones I tried in rounds by 2 and 1/2 lengths average. I will place my trust in this last minute rebuild.
>>3158385last CM i was running mile power sparks... also i need to switch to ECP, last CM i was using Nishino/Fuji, also i'm running 2 end 1 pace this mile, last mile i ran 2 pace 1 front
>>3158346>Did you love your oshi today?Yeah, I did some runs with her for the dirt CM and got a decent Mile S / Dirt B build. Not perfect but it should do for now; once I finish a third ace I might circle back and try to highroll Mile S / Dirt A
Did you wuv your danchou today?
>>3158395Yes and was wuved back
I-its not like I want Danchou's wuv or anything! When I share a wuv you it's for the whole club...
>>3158387next race, JBC Classicholy fuck meisho doto actually won that onehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BOfke1DbL3S9dzq19hs6g9WR
>SEA hours
>>3158395i don't wuv myself so no
What are the mechanics behind getting double aptitude (like going from B to S) from a single spark during inspiration? It's happened to me multiple times during some last minute ace runs, and understanding this would make my dirt mutations so much easier
>>3158403If it were SEA hours it'd be danchou h8 instead.
>>3158409It is a mystery. I just got a silver inspo gave me a 3* dirt spark that just brought me straight from C to A.
>>3158403If Curren wins me plat I will actually be pissed off
>>3158404it's ok I'll wuv yourself for you
I wuv Dantsu Flame
why did they only add legend races for summer special week now for JP
>>3158394You are my hero clubmate
just give me the screenshot already you shittily built umas
this is unusable, but guess the blue and pinkit's ryan btw
>>3158409You just hit two of your parent's pink
>>31584291* wit2* pace
>>3158426They throw darts at a board and just roll with what they hit.
>>3157660I'm holding hard to faith. The one set this Pearl got to run she did fantastic, but she could easily wind up jammed into a pile.>>3157790>The one representative
>>3158426It just recently became white girl summer in Japan
>>3158426I don't know why this event still exists. It's not for high level PvE because that's what Masters Challenge is and it's not for getting recent characters you missed because the characters featured here and in the daily are so old and random chances are you have them already.
>>3158434this is even more worthless
>>3158441No it's not
>>3158442in what world would i use pump on a long in the near future
>>3158443
>>3158426>U WAN SLUTTY SCHPESHIAL WEEKU? FAK U GRIND LEGEND RACE FOR 6 MONTHS
>>3158394You are also my hero, clubmate
Uhhh
>>3158389Pairing the number one umamusume with a first-rate umamusume is dangerous. They can't both be first.
i made an e rank kitasanwas running a manual career on kitasan for storygot early sasamibotched puncturetime to spam rest.
>>3158441You could have no pink spark at all and I would prefer that over 1* wit 2* pace
>>3158427>>3158457ThanksWuv you guys too
Is it time to clubpost? SEAbwos WW@?
>>3158473Wait 7 hours
>>3158401next race, JBC ladies classicwooooo more frontshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=z7yX6aGa_2A-OVwP-yF4TLdd
>>3158473No, it's time to Windypost.
Why are we dead? Zelda isn't even out yet.
>>3158497no but WoW Forever is out
>>3158497Man I'm still playing Final Fantasy Resonance.
>>3158497I'm playing FusionFall.
>>3158497I'd post dirt roomas but everyone is flatlining.
>>3158497playing modded Kenshi
>>3158490final race, JBC sprintand haru wins the final race!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=UDNV6PDrHcziOG02S-e5XZxS
>>3158497I've been playing FFXI for 6+ hours a day every day for a month and a half now. This game is like crack.
>>3158497It's the calm before GM
>i-its not yours...trainer...I... I'm so sorry!!! It was a mistake and he was supposed to pull out a-and his m-member was so big I just needed to know what that felt like at least once!!! He doesn't know... please...w-will you be this babies father... that's...all I want...I love you, Trainer san...
>>3158513teiobro btw
oh shes good good
>>3158497I'm waiting for my loops to finish.
>>3158515What the fuck
>>3158515AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3158518eheh
>>3158516Speaking of that, I wonder if I should just manually make my parents for the next CM in Unity. I could hit SS if I personally did things and I need to make an evil killer Urara.
>>3158524you're not doing all the G1s and getting SS
>>3158513What made you decide to type this out and post it here instead of the other board that would be must more appreciative of it?
>>3158515>Oguribroken
>>3158525It’s a Nishino parent anyways so it’s not like I can do all those G1s anyways. I also need the half TP a lot, I’m running out of TP potions.
>>3158518IF LOSINGWIN
>>3158507Are gil farmers on there? Are people hostile to anyone not paying meta wise (have to have /nin on any job, have to use macros to constantly equipment switch midcombat, etc,)? Are there perma NM farmers (gil farmers I guess in retrospect)?
>>3157666>>3157892funny how despite being the "worst" scenario unity 1 didn't require the entirety of /v/ma to temporarily suspend kicking flatliners due to everyone being unitybrokenMANT on the other hand...
>>3158532Dude I don't know. My highest job is 37 but people have been pretty chill nobody has ever said you need this job or you're not getting invited. I fish for money which is what most people do. I have not camped any NMs so I don't know what their status is. If there's a point where you need macro sets for gear I haven't hit it yet and I'm playing SMN a job that would need them.
Damn they made princess Zelda ugly in the remake
>>3158534MANT's fatigue was mostly a continuation of Unity 1, and GL's is a bit of a continuation of MANT's(though we had a short reprieve with Unity 2, thank god.)
>>3158537Well continue the fun ride then and hope it continues. I remember farming carp initially on another server. I really hope too that ToAU content is actually working on there. Enjoy lookin at Garuda too.
>>3158526Way easier to get (You)s here
WUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3158544
>>3158538At least Saria’s still hot.
>>3158515>>3158522Don't let the frontbroken see this
>>3158515huh
>>3158528>I also need the half TP a lot, I’m running out of TP potionsPersonally, I resorted to burning carat drops from careers for TP refills.
>>3158547Is your favorite uma sweepy or Maya?
>>3158534Unity1: You’re the person about to be dunked in a dunk tank filled with sharksMANT: You’re a wagie in the cagieGL: Russian Roulette
>>3158515Open Leauge sweats are fucking scary dude, who the fuck hurt you
>>3158515how does someone manage this??
>>3158515Umamusume is luck game.
>>3158515Post the build you fucker what black magic is this?
>>3158567here>>3158522Its just speed carryover and laterace speed, not much else to it
>>3158558by having a 1% win rate on Haku or spamming rooms till he faces a group of shitters
>>3158513I appreciate this post
>>3158571I mean even a shitter UG with max speed can beat an A+ surely
>>3158574>not enough stam>missed accels>awful skills>bad luckthere's a reason he isn't hosting the rooms here
I think the concert really did affect the election results
>>3158578nigga he posted the build>bad luckcrab_snipping_at_air.tiff
>>3158579Yeah that 5k votes made a big difference in an already overwhelmingly blue state you fucking retarded piece of shit. Worry about your own shit hole's politics.
if you wanna beat on the guri here you go78048250
>>3158554Sweating for open is one of the weirdest things ever to me>I want to work harder to earn less rewards so I can get more wins that mean even less and I'm not kidding!
>>3158587If you play Open you get to skip the card ratrace and uma pull your favorites
>>3158588This guy gets it
>>3158585hopefully I don't get rushed and die
>>3158582I think the 5k votes really did affect the election results
>>3158588If you wanna do that though, why even bother sweating Open? Why not just take Open casually too rather than sweating with optimal skills and calculating the best build with the most specific cards except you can't hit above a certain rank or you're bricked?
>>3158596I like strategy gamesgood result
>>3158587>I want to work harderIt's not harder. It's much much easier.
>>3158587>I want to work harderGets easier with time. Especially now with indie training.>To earn less rewardsOnly less than A finalists, which you are not if you're considering open.>So I can get more winsWinning is fun, losing is not.>That mean even lessA matter of interpretation I'd say.
>>3158599>Easier>When auto can get you into B finals with zero actual work
>>3158585couldn'tt get it higher than 1% but she actually does have a chance of winning the lobby somehow
>>3158597Thats a completely different A+ Uma beating UGs what the fuck negro
It's almost like rank doesn't matter
>>3158603you know what i think this hakuraku winrate prediction is full of shit
>>3158606I think at a certain point it does
>>3158597>A+ second to meta umas brushing up against UFAnd faggots here say not capping speed or other gay shit is a bricked ace
>>3157660They will bring it home.
>>3158602Now you're changing the goalposts from getting more rewards to merely getting into finals.The point is you can work less hard than graded A and get better rewards than graded B by going open if you want. There are other reasons to run open.
>>3158607Why? It's just a 100 simmed runs and uma has had racing sims before Global even came out
>>3158603That 1% goes hard as hell not gonna lie
SUZUBROSI FOUND MORE SUZUKINO
>>3158615erm this is mathematically impossible you must have run 10,000 races and cherry picked the only one you won
>>3158617>looking, dressing, and acting like a whore is kino
>>3158613Soft...
>>3158615>Endguri beats another Endguri>Taiki Beats another Taikioh god its real
>>3158615Do you have haku? Kinda interested in seeing your wins on it. Guess I can just spectate your publics if you don't
>>3158619Yes
>>3158623I play on my phone so i dont really have any addons
>>3158597Do what you want, I just find it strange when even third in A gives more and even someone like me, the absolute worst trainer here, is always in A and I'm sure you guys could win more than me. Open seems more like it's made for new players.>>3158599>>3158600I dunno, it seems harder for me. Because at least when you aim for A finals, you just try to get the highest stats and most skills and that's it. You can sorta autopilot it. My autos don't hit below S even in URA autos. Specifically sweating Open means calculating which skills you want, the optimal stats, you still need Distance S, and if you highroll too hard then you either have to forgo skills or you get bricked. That seems hard to me.
>>3158628It's a different skillset and calculators help a lot. It requires a lot of game knowledge and meta + track awareness to pick just the right stats and skills you need and nothing more.it's actively engaging in a way Graded just isn't
>>3158603>>3158615what happened here? the grasses stam drained ~2% and/or UGs rushed and rolled gutter spurts vs A+kinos full spurted?
>>3158630I mean that anon's right then in that it's effectively more work. CM building really boils down to luck with rainbows, inspos, and cards. You don't have to be exceptionally aware of things like you said.
>>3158630I'm not against limitations necessarily, it's why I like fun races. It's just when carats are on the line, I don't want to compromise. Especially if you're trying to optimize, you still do want cards, although I suppose you don't need them at max LB at least.
>>3158632https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=J_04fNXeyFwerN-7MrrI-TakHere's the Haku
>>3158628None of what you said is 'hard'. The word you're looking for is 'tedious'. And before you ask if such tedium is worth it, the answer to some would be 'yes'.
Can you guys post fanrun scheds? Not sure why I'm only getting 1.1musing a full fan bonus deck
>>3158642they barely lost with a double debuff lobby? christ
>>3158628>Because at least when you aim for A finals, you just try to get the highest stats and most skills and that's it. You can sorta autopilot it.And if you don't get everything you need, you go again and again and again and again. Open takes a few runs.>Specifically sweating Open means calculating which skills you want,It's just the usual accels and some rating-efficient speed skills, plus whatever filler you can afford at the end.>the optimal stats, you still need Distance S, and if you highroll too hard then you either have to forgo skills or you get bricked.You can't highroll too hard if you know what you're doing. You just stop training when your stats are close enough to the goal.It's easy as hell. 1200 speed, stamina depends on track as always, power/wit highish but flexible, guts who cares, pick the usual accels and a few good speed skills, do your career, stop training when you're close to the stat goal, buy the key skills, use a calculator to see how much points you have leftover for filler skills. Easy 95% winrate and A finals win.I don't know how you could possibly think resting 12 turns in a row beginning senior summer this is harder than "getting the highest stats and the most skills".
wuv getting a big list like this from autos, wonder what sparks i'll get!
>>3158617Suzubutt
buble
>>3158660Best I can do is 2* Takarazuka Kinen.
>>3158664You may not like it but this is what peak Umamusume: Pretty Derby looks like.
>>3158664Big Unity bubble pops are the best.
>>3158654The hard part I would say is deciding the limit exactly, pushing more stats or skills, what stats to sacrifice depending on distance, what about a heal? Maybe I should get greedy and hit above 1200 speed? There's always the question of, "maybe this way of doing things is more optimal than the other" rather than, "just buy shit bro".
>>3158664holy kino
>>3158646But that's roughly 1 fan run, no?
>>3158665delete strategy pinks from the game
>>3158676Late Sparks can at least be helpful for weird mutations. I don't think anyone would be hurt by the removal of Pace sparks though.
Open league is only understandable for newfags but intentionally limiting yourself therr just to sweat defeats the whole purpose of open league.
>>3158676Please no, my oshi needs those because her native style sucks.
>>3158676When you reroll it should guarantee your blue and pink are different from what you got the first time. if I get shit luck and get 1stars, so be it, but fucking christ stop giving me guts pace back to back.
>>3158669I still need to decide my stat goals based on distance in graded too! Except they're way harder to reach! Above 1200 speed, you're getting half the effect while the cost per point of speed is accelerating, so you're going to want to stay around 1200 for A+, but you can just type 1300 speed into a sim and delete a skill and see what changes in an instant.
>>3158678Then explain why cygames doesnt raise the A+ Cap until Mechamusume
>>3158677exactly ONE grandparent having a style spark is okay for non-mutate CMs for the chance at a free ~120 wit, Just like turf, but most people would give up the chance for Triple S to maximize their S dist chances.
>>3158678There are lots of reasons to play open league, like "the graded cm meta fucking sucks and I don't want to play it" or "grand live fucking sucks and I don't want to play it" or "building with a rating constraint is more fun than chasing a highroll"
>>3158678Even for people who are bad at the game, it's all but impossible to even enter open league without intentionally minmaxing the rank limit. There's a reason why you see people in graded with S+ auto aces.
Alright I'm over it now
>>3158688Umazing
>>3158688I'd frankly stop playing the game if I got podium'd by this
>>3158678Open league is stupid and have never tried it since I started playing. All that just for rewards a little bit higher than B finals like the measly 3 more pulls for A+. Imagine purposely jobbing your training too.
>>3158673I've seen people do 1.2 and 1.3
>>3158387>>3158401>>3158490>>3158505Thanks for hosting
>>3158688Openchads might secretly have been the strongest trainers all along
>>3158646having acces to sprint as well adds a bit but not much. Sprinters Stakes, the Junior G3, maybe a couple G2s instead of G3s here or there, but probably not enough to add up to another 200k.
>>3157825>man what's the appeal?She’s cute and spunky, very earnest. Her career is nice, I would’ve liked to have given her a shot at a plat this run around but I just couldn’t get one out that performed well in tests or round 1 of the actual CM. Her alt when she gets corrupted by gyaru is supposed to be good, so hopefully I’ll have better luck there.
I don’t feel good at all Kingu is going to JOB.
>>3158687>Even for people who are bad at the game
>>3158687It only gets more egregious too thanks to rental decks, yeah they are outdated as fuck but good luck getting below the UC cutoff in the new scenario. Then if you are like me and luck shit even one single good SSR on a free banner? Yeah, forget about it. It was crazy how much of a jump just Efforia was. With the deck I have now I really don’t see how I can break US rating and yet JP CMs are going to have me going against US and I’m guessing LG+ now. At least I got one open win with my half assed Phallus when I didn’t have anything to use…
>>3158726Oh you also get some very cute Yaeno in during her career.
holy fuck this is actually kind of a good GGP, the reroll was a decent parent, but the skills here are too good to not take
>whiff distance S despite 50% chance per career>song rotation looks like thisyare yare>>3158734LOL, rude crab...
>>3158734No FUCK YOU
>>3158747Brother I had 15 Taishins in a row not even get to A sprint despite supposedly having a 60% chance per career to hit a spark. It’s a shit system.
She's so talented
It’ll always be a mystery to me how some people play this game without caring about the PvP at all, or worse, delusional ones who genuinely believe there are players who get to this game and don’t care about PvP.It’s like playing FGO, BA, GBF, Genchink, Star Rail or ZZZ without ever grinding or leveling your characters, then claiming you’re just there for the story while never even progress or able to progress the story.Or like playing a rhythm gacha without caring about the rhythm game and saying you’re only there for the plot.
there has been an uptick in mirako art posted recently and i am all for itt
>>3158761Yeah I’m thinking
>>3158767More people are discovering their wonderful lazy chubby gf
>>3158764>rhythm gamePersonally I'm just there for the music.>those other gachasThe thing is that you CAN level up your umas and progress their stories without PVP. In fact, it's more efficient to ignore PVP if you're just there for the stories, since PVP takes time away from training, which is the main way you unlock their stories.
>>3158764>Or like playing a rhythm gacha without caring about the rhythm gameI play SfP just to pull Lucas.
Speedy Gonzales, new ASMR RP "with" Speed Symboli: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9zTUEzFzm8Have fun with this slop.
>>3158780>Speed Symboli>It’s not Sawashiro MiyukiSKIP
>>3158780God I fucking hate "ASMR" roleplay. Just call it yapping RP
>>3158764You do not need to engage with player rooms or outside information or buy skills at all to read careers and character/event stories, which all revolve around the primary selling point of the game, that being the girls.Yes, there is absolutely nothing else to do in this game once you've read them all besides set self-imposed challenges or do PVP, and if that was your goal you could just not play the game at all watch it on youtube. But it gets to a point where nobody is hyped about rolling for the new powercreep support card with slightly better stats, and you can max out all your stats in the new JP scenario so it's all about rolling Fast Learner to get as many skills as possible.
>>3158785I mean, there is a bit of a difference. One's whispering, one's full volume(see: BethanyVA)Also didn't listen all the way but this person generally does other shit like heart beats and hair brushing in the same videos so it is ASMR.>>3158782Yeah, called it slop for a reason.
>>3158787Whispering is NOT an ASMR >heart beats>hair brushingThis is the least amount of effort just to have your content called ASMR. God I fucking hate western contents.
Is there a list or tool somewhere to see what enemy umas will be in certain races?I'm wondering what the minimum amount of races is to earn King Halo's unique epithet. You have to beat Spe Seiun Grass and El 3 times each.>redditsays the classic mainichi okan is a good focal point but nobody on the first page of google has a minmaxed race list.
>>3158764I saved up 60k without touching CM ever since I went broke in July.
>>3158790Whispering can 100% be a trigger.
>>3158453My humour's pretty weird, I still crack up at posts like this.
>>3158786yep, someone i talk to semi-often got 85-95% in CM with their main ace with runaway + buffer for mediums where debuffs were allowed like the last JP CM, it's basically the final evolution of ace + double dom
>>3158793100% shit more like. Might as well make talking and shouting a trigger as well.
>>3158790>Whispering is NOT an ASMRYou are aware the entire genre literally started from whispering, right..? Like... you wouldn't have ASMR on YouTube without people like WhisperingLife.
>>3158800I wish we didn't have ASMR on youtube.
>>3158800Oh yeah, the first known description of ASMR was from a novel by the name of Mrs Dalloway. Guess the trigger.
>>3158764>having firsthand experience with all of those gacha gamesYou disgust me.As for your argument, the inverse is doubly true. Imagine losing sight of what made uma appealing in the first place. The pvp is mickey mouse bullshit 90% of the time, but the girls are what keep people playing. If they wanted more people to play the pvp, maybe they shouldnt have balanced it like SHIT. better yet, maybe they should have programmed the game to have event chains finish MORE THAN 10 % OF THE TIME. IMAGINE going to bat for this horribly designed “pvp”. KILL YOURSELF NEIGHA! You have to be a genuine subhuman to defend the systems in this game. Pvp in gacha will ALWAYS be a joke and you are joke for taking it seriously. Get better taste in games, play something other than a gacha for once in your life you fucking pig.
>>3158804I mean, yeah but without YouTube, it wouldn't have gotten nearly as popular and thus the stuff you DO like was less likely to have been made.Understandable though. Sometimes I wish what I liked wasn't as popular as it is, especially in our current era.
>>3158793My middle school art teacher would trigger ASMR in me with her everyday voice. I didn't even know what ASMR was at the time.
>>3158811My first experience with ASMR was from my English teacher playing a meditation wellness video every day before class started. The soft spoken Scottish accent was just something else to behold for 13 year old me, I guess.
I have 11 mile sparks but no Mile S in 7 days worth of borrows...
>>3158816Get a 12th. You'll get SS mile. Trust.
>>3158811>>3158815Some people just have that kind of voice. Definitely heard some women talk who I’d pay good money for some whispered ASMR shit from but all I can do is imagine.
>>3158821For real. There's a woman who does business with my company once in a while. She has the most amazing voice I ever heard in both real life or any medium. I've been so close to suggesting her to look into recording audio books but she works in finance so she's probably already making bank and I don't want to come off as unprofessional.
Fuck
>>3158829F u c kThis trashed my run too, didn't it?
>>3158818Nope. Still nothing. Run glued
>>3158791it's all in the database
>>3158339Less than 24 hours remain
anyone else just get a whole bunch of archive convos?
>>315771011/1811/1811/18
>>3158845I did too, wonder what they broke this time
I still have time to save up for Ramonu if I spark Helios, right?
>>3158848how many initial carats
>>3158848Or you could wait for the gyaru banner and have guaranteed Ramonu and likely nab Helios too...
>>3158849I have 29,000
>>3158847We got birthday convos it seems
>>3158854Bro you will have nothing, Ramonu is a month away. How much carats do you expect to make in a month?
>>3158840what database is that?Also that first thread DOES have the answer but some retard downvoted the post that actually answers the question so it was hidden.https://en.namu.wiki/w/킹 헤일로(우마무스메 프리티 더비)/인게임 정보has a chart detailng who is where. Looks like the least optional races is 4 - asahi hai (grass), NHK mile or classic japan cup (el), classic mainichi and senior arima (both each). (spe and seiun autocomplete on career goals)
>>3158856shut up retard>>3158848You will be fine
Yesterday was so fun
>>3158855ah this was the patch in JP, wonder if any of the other stuff here was shadowdropped
>>3158852Sorry but what gyaru banner?
>>3158848>>3158854Imma be honest, that's not enough, I don't think you can even get a spark in time for Ramonu>>3158858I don't know what you gain from trying to brick people but I won't let you
>>3158858How about you fuck off and die gaslighting nigger
>>3158854seems like you'll be 50 pulls short
>>3158861There is a banner in the near future where all spooks are 100% Jordan, City, Palmer and Helios
>>3158861this banner >>3158865it's the same time as bourbon wit too
>>3158862>>3158863Ramonu has 120 free pulls .Even if he has 0 carats after Helios he can spark Ramonu.Fucking retards
>>3158846maybe i'll give her career a go, i'll have to wait for my borrows to reset though since i dont have cheer king
>>3158867>One spark on ramonu enough to MLBGood luck with that, and have fun permaborrowing the goddeses the entire scenario on top of that retardo
>>3158857the actual one that comes with your steam installation, there's so much good data that no one has ever queried and put in any online resource anywhere, made SQL queries to it
>>31588671 spark is not enough you massive retard
>>3158872What SQL format is it in? SQLite?
>>3158870>>3158873lucklets seething
>>3158870>permaborrowing the goddeses the entire scenario on top of that retardoBut I thought everyone was doing this
>>3158872I don't really know how to use a database file. I learned the very basics of Access in uni a decade ago but never used it for anything. I don't think that file is common knowledge either.
>>3158876Piss off retard
>>3158870>and have fun permaborrowing the goddeses the entire scenario on top of that retardoIt’s half the scenario really.
>>3158877I dont know about you, but being unable to use my borrow slot at all for an entire scenario sounds painful. If I can get a copy of the card, I will
>>3158875yea it's just SQLite3>>3158880yep, me neither, i just ask gemini to figure out how to query the database sometimes, i'm aware of it bc umaviewer wants access to that file
>>3158881not everyone has to use 600 pulls to MLB a card lil bro
>>3158883The goddesses come out, what, two weeks after Ramonu? That’s months with a frozen borrow slot
>>3158866Sex Mambo will get a tenner but I have all the other gyaru and I don’t care for seeing how many liberties Allison took with Helios’ career.
>>3158877People who're either 3 fronts every track and every CM and at a small disadvantage, or are okay with being at a bigger disadvantage, are. 30k carats for my borrow slot back is worth it to me compared to pulling for all the niche cards for the different tracks
>>3158887Let the idiots brick themselves, maybe if we're lucky they'll quit and the thread quality improves
>>3158885Perfect, I'll consider writing an online viewer for it.
>>3158887Could’ve sworn they were further away honestly, that aside you thankfully only need to get lucky and hit once.
>>3158889>30k carats for my borrow slot backI'm sorry that's just way too much
>>3158886But one spark is only 200 pulls, and most arent gonna get MLB in that amount. Why even roll 200? If you’re that lucky you can get it off the 120 free rolls alone!
>>3158887from my spreadsheet>ancestors: December 19th>ECP/Mei Saitake: April 10tthso CM23 finals - 26 + LOH 1-2these dates are not set in stone ofc
>>3158856>>3158864>>3158862It's actually so fucking joever. I'm beyond cooked>>3158866>>3158865Nevermind, we're so barack
>>3158890Seething craboid ruining thread quality
>>3158900never speak to me again
>>3158890If they brick themselves thread quality will only worsen im afraid. The idea is to help others so we have less grief, not to sabotage one another.
You guys have any good front runner parents I can borrow? Preferably El CP.
>>3158902They'll stop giving awful advice if they quit at least.
>>3158901I'll do what I want Mr. Crabs
>>3158891i mean this exists https://hakuraku.moe/masterdata but everything is just ids, would be great if there was a way to relate ids to like actual names
>>3158905>>3158890You belong on /vg/
>>3158907How am I a crab for telling you to stop spreading awful advice
>>3158905You ought to quit too so you can stop stinking up the place with this bitch ass behavior bringing down the mood for everyone
>>3158912Because it's not awful and you are being a seething retard
>>3158905>>3158913>>3158914Now kiss
>>3158913>>3158914perma borrowing a card that's vital for Parents and Aces is awful advice. Roll until you get a lucky 0LB early or spark if you get 0LB late dumb faggots
>>3157710Just realized I have both of them but never trained even once. The fate of umapulling
huh all the ancestors hints are like pretty solid
>>3158916Good luck having enough carats for everything brrrrro
>mfw no one joins the jiggie room
>>3158921:[
>>3158921Sorry man, I haven't been feeling very jiggy recently... Hope I can get back to jigging out with you guys later.>>3158835Yup, the game has decided I can no longer finish this Air Groove run. In retrospect, kind of a good thing. I was going to replace my existing Air Groove-the one good remotely uma on my team this CM. Not very smart. I'll just run her as late and hope for the best...
what should i do if i'm in this situation
>>3158920I'm not retarded so I don't need luck. Sucks to be you
>>3158890To be honest everyone will be bricking themselves unless you're a whale or with 100k carats saved up. You NEED Ramonu and then goddesses will be necessary to roll
>>3158927>I'm not retardedYou've only shown otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkF-MyoE9Q i think everyone should chill and listen to this song
>>3158921I actually don't know how to jiggie
>>3158921We can have a jiggie before finals in 10 hours
Despite being a titty monster, Doto sure has a lot of tasteful art. Unlike the others
>>3158936That's because besides her body she's a complete turnoff on everything else, unlike Fatwa who brainrotted coomers and secondaries love
>>3158929Got a 100k carats saved up and a bunch of tickets too. All my rainbow shards too. >>3158931Can't wait to watch idiots like you quit
>>3158925seriously though i'm only at 54k carats rn, what should i do
>>3158899Just pull for Helios. Helios is more important than Ramonu unless you're soulless.
>>3158944Pray that cygames shows mercy
>>3158942Boooo nigga I'll be here to haunt you, fucking pussy
>>3158944Go pull for Helios first. Decide later.
>>3158936I’ve commented a few times that Doto is /v/ma’s favourite Uma who isn’t just like for her cow tits.
>>3158950ah helios isn't quite in my pull plan, the question was more for ancestors
Thoughts on my pull plan?
>>3158953My bad I saw her and thought you were pulling. Take this with a grain of salt and past advices given to me here but they say it's better to get at least 1 (0LB) Ancestors rather than permaborrowing her.
>>3158953You need both Ramonu and ancestors
>>3158954pretty decent front/pace plan,surprised you're not pulling SoE stam, also missing yayoi/nishino scenario banner, also heard the wedding seiun power card was kinda nice but like nishino power is like 1 or 2 banners after
>>3158949Can't wait for the free wins
>>3158954>>3158959oh yea, gentildonna also exists, i heard she's pretty good for paces, she's also semilimited
I want VFujin, CB and Ramonu and I only have 78k atm :(How can I fit ancestors? I have 104 pink tickets
>>3158965Unironically genuinelyGet lucky. I have less than carats than you so I can't afford to snack
>>3158959>>3158962Sounds of Earth stam will brick me
>>3158807As mentioned before. If you don't care about the pvp, you're saving yourself a ton of effort by just watching the stories on YouTube. Some people have unconsciously done this already for Umas who won't come out in years.
>>3158966>Get luckyI can't, all banners take me to spark, I am the unluckiest fag ITT
>>3158956in that case, is it worth skimping on the bourbon pulls so from 400->200? i already got shafted on SMaru and only have 1LB smaru so i need a actual solid front card, also only like 20 pink tickets, dumped all of them on Creek banner
>>3158965That sounds pretty dangerous I'd make sure you get Ramonu, but it depends how eager you are to compete with the meta. I've given up getting Ace, Sirius and Kris but I already have several umas I like
>>3158951We don't have that many Dotofags according to the /v/ma club audits
>bannerpostingIs this really the frontfag pull plan? I just copied shit off somewhere and I don't really know much about the future banners/scenarios. Please help
>>3158972>it depends how eager you are to compete with the meta.Very, I'm a fucking platlet
>>3158961You probably can't even win at Solitaire you fucking loser
With whole Nikke RCE exploit, I hope other games like Uma double check their security
LAST CALL FOR ANY LAST MINUTE EMERGENCY ACES
>>3158987I'm so glad I am not a braindead coomer that plays "Nikke" god I hate gachas so fucking much
>>3158984>Solitairelmao are you 80 years old?You might die before you brick yourself by not rolling Ancestors
>>3158980I'd consider who you want more vfujin or cb, or you can try to luckshit fujin and CB and Ramonu but you have high chance of crashing, also it depends on what style you want to focus are you planning to do fronts+ends?
>>3158996I'm not really a Front player anymore since I am not good enough to make them, Fronts are too hard now, Fujin would be exclusively 100% a waifu pull because I fucking regretted skipping the OG and I promised myself I would never skip her again. I love her
>>3158980>platletShould have said that earlier just spark all the umas
>>3158992Of course you are a retarded zoomer, makes sense you are this fucking daft
>>3158970Eh you probably will be fine borrowing ramonu and rolling for ancestor. Bourbon is a 400 for it though.
>>3159002be careful not to have a heart attack fighting on 4chan unc
honest question, as a frontfag what am I supposed to borrow for GM?
>>3159006You will quit before I do, retard
>>3158998If that's the case maybe focus Vfujin and drop CB? And if you luckshit fujin then maybe go for CB (CB does have an alt later down the line),just keep in mind the Ramonu banner like the tachyon one will be harsh. But keep in mind I'm going off what makes the game fun for me so a mix of umas + semi-competitiveness
>>3159012>mix of umas + semi-competitivenessI've skipped many umas for card banners this year, I skipped, Fujin, Machan and a few more. I was rewarded with MLB Creek and LB1 CB, but I really want to get some umas now, CB (I will use her) and Fujin were my most wanted but needing to pull Ancestors has thrown a wrench into my perfect plans
>>3158870>have fun permaborrowing the goddesesWhat am I supposed to borrow again?
>>3159008Guts Daiwa has gold Firm Resolve. I would say Guts Gold City but Angling just barely works on CM25. Still you could use it for gold Summer Runner on the Dirt CM.
>>3159016As long as you are not a late user you can just about get away with borrowing ancestors as long as you have the upcoming wit bourbon with gold GW. Unless there other cards you need to borrow
>>3158965Crystals status? I'm also goombling on umas + Ramonu because I have 3 crystals so I only need to get moderately lucky(1 pull in 200 + the pity)
>>3159019People have been very alarming today about pulling ancestors idk>>3159023I have 3 crystals, 104 pink tickets. However my Tachyon or SMaru could use the upgrade since they are 1LB off from optimal, I haven't done it yet because I'm unsure
>>3159018>>3159008Also for LoH 1 I heard that the most common borrow for those with ancestors was palmer stam to have both TTL and golden GW, sprint LoH I think you borrow machan card, I think that's a wit?
>>3159026>3 crystalsYeah you are doing pretty goodIf you get lucky you upgrade your previous SSRs(and use the selector ticket there too btw, they give us 1 or 2 of those)If not lucky, you are safe against massive unluckI'd say roll for whatever you want. You've earned it, just make sure to make a new doomsday stash for Condor Speed
>>3159026From what I can tell you can borrow ancestors as long as you are ok borrowing it for the whole of GM
>>3159019Stop gaslighting people. We need ancestors.
>>3159031I'm okay with it, most of the cards listed itt are pretty meh anyway
>>3159031People were dooming about needing your borrow slot so I was very worried I needed it, ideally I would love to free it up but it implies letting go of my dreams>>3159030How long after is that?
My Kingu has already rushed I feel it in my bones.
>>3159028Wit Machan has Concentration. It's already a Sprint where Fronts go to die and I don't think Concentration will help too much with that.
>>3159033Only problem I can see is if you do decide to continue to run fronts getting TTL will be tricky as you can't use both bobo wits at the same time
>>3159032Who's we?
Looks to me like you can float by with just 1 copy of ancestors. idk why people are trippin.
>>3159047I expect to have 0 carats after Ramonu and Wit Bourbon
>>3159032Outside of late mains and Front mains finding it hard to get TTL do you mind explain why you can't get away with borrowing it?
>>3159047Rolling for the mandated pal tax that you will shelve after the scenario and never use again simply sucks, especially when it gets barely any free rolls.
>>3159035Condor speed drops at the start of L'arc
Clubs doing worse than ever this month. Der /v/ can't even fill
>>3157790>2 Acutes in der/v/SO IT WAS THEM BEHIND ALL THE ACUTEGANDA!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
>>315904730k carats is a lot, these are extremely busy months
>>3159056>Der /v/ can't even fillDamn not even free Steam games was enough
>>3159056It's not looking good for...
>>3159052The banner being poor value is specifically why the ongoing recommendation for GM has been "borrow Ancestors unless you main lates".
Clubs doing worse than ever this month. Penis can't even fill
>>3159069Phallus is the best
>>3159069When will Dick have an opening?
>>3159069Your clubs will die, you will be forced to go beg /vg/ to recruit you and I will never be happier
>>3159069Not looking good for Penis...
>>3159073>t. Penis
I think Dickfags should fuck off from the board>t. Phallus
>>3159069Dick are pizza tower enjoyers huh
I got overcapped on tachy and LH with 400 pulls and I'm worried about bricking on Ramonu
>>3159069This image is /v/ma's Skub
>>3159056/v/mapyoi dancho is a HARLOT
It appears that my superiority has caused some controversy
idea: Make a list of all the GM CMs and what the dedicated borrrow card would be for each style to make it easier to decide if it's worth skipping ancestors.
>>3159101That's actually a great idea
I think I might join der/v/ if the rumors are true
>>3159056It's because newbloods that'll join our clubs are either looking for Oy Neigh spot or A+ clubs. Sometimes we need to face the harsh reality that people are desperate for A+ gibs to the point that they'll join random clubs or even discord clubs instead of 4chan clubs where they would normally go and would actually want to be in.>inb4 le club dramaWell fuck me for trying to be logical.
When are they gonna release a heterosexual uma who has sex and relationships with men instead of other women?
>>3159105I don't understand them, the difference is not even worth it
>>3159097All it takes is a moment of weakness and next thing you know you're watching the sunset from Tomakomai harbor while sipping a on a bottle of haskap cider. Hokko's hokko's does that to a man.
>>3159107Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is at 100% at tracen.
>>31591083 per month is 36 more pulls each year!
>>3159109Honestly I don't even think the manwhore will stay loyal to her
Karmic justice of the cosmos will punish me with second or third place but that's alright
I thought for sure that at least loves only you would love only her trainer, but yuri is truly invicible in umaverse
>>3159108I'm pretty sure they have their own reasons. It can be from dopamine, neuron activation, ego to straight up just desperate for the extra pulls.Although some just wouldn't want to downgrade from their A+ club to our A clubs.
>>3159114ANNA ANON GIVE ME MORE GENTIL ANIMATIONS PLEASE
>>3159103Let's see: >Nakayama, Turf, 2000m, Medium>Kyoto, Turf, 3200m, Long>LoH (not sure what track the umaplanner doesn't say)>Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile>LoH >Funabashi, Dirt, 1600m, MileI think that's it. I have no idea which cards would be the dedicated borrow though. We might need a JPbro to help out.
>>3159105Those niggers should get a fucking job. I don't understand being vehemently against buying a carat pack but obsessively running fan runs every 50 minutes for a handful of pulls.>">spending money on le gacha"Do whatever you want but if you're gonna treat the game like a second job just cut out the middle man work an hour of OT and buy a fucking pack.
>>3159105make the bottom 2 have a duel to the death rooma ez fix
>>3159121Someone should do a f2p or whale poal to see /v/ma's current state
>>3159120We have more than enough time to figure this out and help others
>>3159086I think that's actually ultrakill's rank screen
>>3159121I would have a reply to this, but it's been explained countless times that it didn't need to fully lock in every 50 mins for A+, so I rather not loop it. >>3159122We are fine as is. I just explained one of the potential reasons why we're having a hard time filling our clubs, and our lower clubs even more so. Meta players will be meta, and this game isn't even lacking in the competitive department.
>>3158864That anon should skip Ramonu, she's a bait card through and through.
>>3159127But is it really though?
>>3159126>explained countless timesAnd yet here we are having the same conversation about the same thing because what you're talking about doesn't and will not happen. Buy the pack.
>>3159128He is a gaslighting nigger. Disregard.
>>3159128No, she is extremely versatile and will be useful for a long time, she is Kitasan of Wits and anyone telling you otherwise should be boiled alive
>>3159128Yeah anon she's b-AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! I'M GETTING BOILED LIKE A CRAB AAAAA HEEEELP
>>3159122Kino
>>3159121A club with a load of people that don't even earn a 2 million fans a day on average looks dead to me as an outsider. I assume they do an auto run before bed and an auto run when they wake up and not touch the game after that. A club like that just isn't very appealing for me
>>3159128If you have Finemo you don't need her If you don't have Finemo, you should have pulled on one of the better wit cards like Oguri Cap instead.The future is all specialized, whales are already dropping their Kitasans for Teio Wit and anons are trying to shill you as her being the Kitasan of wit (she's not, that was Finemo and both have already started falling off).
>>3159135Oguri wit is better than Ramonu??
>>3159056It's almost as if they'd be full right now if not for...
>>3159129I don't know why you're so aggressive or even lashing out on me. I did not, in any point, told our clubs or anyone to reach for A+. I am merely explaining why we can't fill our clubs.
>>3159135nigger
I'd suck my danchou for A+
>lashing out on me>in any point>told our clubsAs if we needed any more proof that clubniggers are just thirdies desperate for gibs
>>3159135Nah, those specialized cards are better off as borrow bait, its the generalist stat sticks you want to have
Maru is such a monster of a card. It's such a shame that borrowing her for Digitan means she'll be a skilllet.
>>3159144Every card is a "stat stick" if you just bring it on a track or trainee where it's skill doesn't activate.
>who cares about 400 extra carats bwo>NOOOOO DON'T KICK MEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO GO TO /HERSE/ MY 400 EXTRA CARATS NYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO
>>3159138I'll be honest with you. I genuinely think you're replying to a shitposter. That guy keeps repeating the exact same response every time and refuses to listen to any reasonable explanation about fan runs. I even went into detail about my own routine here >>3146975 >>3147565, but he ultimately just ignored it.
>>3158482damn you were right It's always at this exact same time too, look at other threads keknearly bot-like behaviour
>>3159149Some of us actually play the game. A loopa only gets 700k at most and if you're actually using your borrows you can easily spend 150TP without even hitting a million fans.
>>3159154Pay 10 carats and do a fan run. That's 1.2M fans
>>3159154I do loopa most of the time, and my loopas are more or less fan runs with 600 in all stats except Guts. I already have a 3* chance for that, and I do play the game, but mostly during graded selection. I've found that I only need to spend that much time to get a successful ace or an ace that I'm satisfied with.
>pay caratsso you're trolling got it
>>3158977how come plannerposting stops as soon as i post this image ;_;
>>3159161But you get them back bro trust!
>>3159161>who cares about 350 carats a month bwo>no I won't spend 10 carats every day on a fan run are you trolling
>>3159162I'm sorry, "the usual™" topic started I will bump your question
>>3159162most of us are not females nor overthinking schizos to do this shit
>>3159164I'm not draining my wallet so you can get an extra 350 caratsI bet you're the type of nigger to beg other people to spend their carats doing extra runs then don't spend any yourself, I've played these games before
>>3159161It's two anons. One clearly trolling and other explaining shit.But of course it's easier to treat it as just trolling.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
do you guys really have to go over this every single daythe clubposting image was made to mock you yknow
>>3159167Why are you crying this much about 300 carats a month? Are you poor?
>>3159149>30 seconds per fan run>4 times a day>2 minutes per day That's 60 minutes a month. For 450 carats. Or you can do an hour of overtime and buy a pack.
jongy?
This thread does not spark joy.
>>3159174True I hate this club posters, just join a /vg/ club like me
>this club postersAh so the clubnigger and the slopper are the same third worlder
>>3159172NTA but that actually sounds very efficient considering how much fans it could give you and desu you sound like a shitposter with how much you're pushing le work.
>>3159177
>>3159162The usual shitposters showed up, try bumping your question later if nobody helps you now, I'm not familiar enough with Frontfag plans to help
>>3159172>That's 60 minutes a month. For 450 carats. i don't understand. is that supposed to be bad? feels like it's a bare minimum
>>3159177mad /vg/ has good clubs?
just so you know the currentranny is baiting you retards into replying by replying to xerself
>>3159185true I wrote ths
>>3158977use your shards for ramonu/condor
Maybe you're cranky because you're hungry. Have you tried having a snack?https://x.com/ri_ponko/status/2118304970768617621
>>3159189cute
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the " 7th Princess Dropout"the rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/No queen can be a princess, but a princess can raise up to be a queenLast winner Festa decleared, go all in or go all outRace track: 1200 m, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Maruzensky, Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan, Copano Rickey, Nishino Flower and current Queen Oguri CapThe Dropout will begin within the next 12h AFTER the /v/ictory StakesWith that, I wish everyone good luck for the CM
Obviously i will not be tempted by a filthy newma but i must admit KS Miracle is cute.
>Me and who?
>>3159195you as cameraman and oguri and creek
>>3159194you like boys?
>>3159195Me posting, anons here feeding me (You)s
This anon will MLB Ramonu Wit before free pulls end
Where is that guy that was getting people banned yesterday?
>>3159202you mean nigger
>>3159202What happened yesterday?
>>3159207>janny deleted comments that used the no no word>random anon claimed credit for it>retards here believed him
>>3159202He was just a regular anon. He just wasn't being direct because it goes against the rules.
>>3159210There is a no no word? On 4chan?
>>3159202This thread is so gullible that I'm inclined to believe we're full of newfags and tourists.
Saying the gamer word is the only thing you can get banned for on this board because the janny is extremely sensitive about this one particular issue for unknown reasons.
*jerks you off with wind*
>>3159216Nobody wrote gullible on the ceiling.Fuck off to /vg/ shitposter!!!
Anyone mind stopping being a tranny and taking a sec of their day to look at my digital? CB and Kita didn't finish their chain and I got the one off 1* medium pink instead of the mile ones. But am i on the right track?
>>3159225>no Mile Suseless go next
>>3159222Rhein Kraft is so cute
>>3159225If you ever are in need of skill points on your future runs, Lead the Charge's white version is good enoughaside from that I don't really have much to say other than get mile S and daring strike
>>3159225>But am i on the right track?Yeppers. Just replace the weaker skills you bought with PoC and DS+ Mile S and you're good.
>>3159226>I got the one off 1* medium pink instead of the mile ones.>am i on the right track?Dumb falcon, I wanna know if im missing anything crucial. Ik its a brick
>>3159225Can you share what borrow/parents you are using?
https://x.com/LimesInaBag/status/2118013034765406317 jorses
>>3159232You asked me to look at the Digi for a secondI stopped reading your comment and looked at the Digi for a second. Missing Mile S is the only thing I managed to see in that second
>>3159235Horses have become my favourite animal
>>3159233Mkay
>>3159241Thanks
>>3159225Looks good but having shit like Outer Post instead of Daring Strike really hurtsI'd even skip PoC over Daring Strike, it's just that good.
>>3159172That is bad because?Oh right, because instead of spending 60 minutes to at least contribute to your club, you could be doing nothing and get the gibs for free.
>>3159221
>>3159246This is off-model
>>3159246nipplet
say it in your club if you care so muchoh way then you'll doxx yourself lel
>>3159245>you could be doing nothing and get the gibs for free.why do you think we ignore this skill? just saw this while picking skills and had to reply it
>>3159244It's my first run so im not seething about it but it is majorly annoying that I could've had a decent run here but that bitch CB and that bitch Kita decided to just fuck off somewhere
I hate zooma and their newspeak so much if I get assigned to Helios or something I will rope myself
>>315771012/1812/1812/18
>Backread>Soon as Americans go to bed it goes to shit Ffs man, can we straight up outlaw club posting.
>>3159255You don't mean that fr, right, unc?
>>3159250My nigga, my club's A+ and everyone's fully functioning. Except for 4 flatliners.
>>3159241I never get stats like this cuz of digis wack ass growths.
>>3159246You know I actually do not mind going hugeHOWEVER, Zephyr already has some of the prettiest boobs in the game, and they do not need to be gigantic. I feel like making them that big is not even appreciating what she already has. The person that drew this is unable to see that hers are already perfect at their size. He is simply unenlightened.
>>3159248And that's a good thing!
>>3159260NTA but if you can't get these stats with that deck it's a >skill issue.
>>3159245Because I play the fucking game and don't have TP to run 4 fan runs a day.
>>3159261wrong and pretentious
I miss the time when we would lynch hornyposters, now it looks almost like /uma/'s generals. /v/ma has fallen.
>>3159257It's not our fault, clubposting used to be fun back on /v/, shitposters and SEAfags just come out at this time every day
>>3159266But I do play the game, inside group A finals, 10 plats, and 100m fans monthly?
Yes Haloposter we are all concerned, I'm going to conceeern
>>3159270Clubs were A+ back on /v/ not risking dropping out of A
>>3159269Its 1 post out of 880 and it has 2 replies, who cares. Talk about the damn game
>>3159269Be carefu!l Cumbrains might call you le hall monitor. Just let them shit up the thread 24/7.
>>3159270Clubposting used to be fun because we made sure that everyone plays the game and disdain flatliners. MANT ruined everything.
>>3159269lynch THIS
>>3159246post moar
>>3159269The best way to bad threat quality that is by making good posts, this peak NEET hours they've always been kinda bad
>>3159275He doesn't want to talk about the game he wants us to know how concerned he is
>>3159278don't be a revisionist, clubs were always casual from the very beginning and always gave people multiple days of leeway to take a break from this kusoge, nobody took it seriously and that's why things like races to A+ were fun
>>3159282>NEET hoursI thought these are SEA hours?>t.Pinoy
Acute has some extremely funny dialogue
>>3159288That's the same thing.
>>3159286We gave them multiple days. Not the entire fucking month.
>>3159288It's a wheel of Fortune. Sometimes it lands on /vg/, sometimes it's SEA, sometimes it's NEETs
>>3159289>raped the gates of hell
>>3159291>weywnbad
Spent 70 bucks for these, thoughts?
anons rolled for this?
>>3159295Thank you for proving nothing
>>3159296Cute although those kind of plushies are not to my taste
>>3159296Very fucking cute, where did you get them?
>>3159296As long as (You)'re happy, anon
>>3159297Yeppers!I also rolled for Yeppers!
>>3159296Cute, how much were they?
>>3159296>I love my oshi to the point of spending money on offline merch but i would NEVER EVER EVER use her when she's not meta
>>3159297she looks like my uncle wtf
>>3159296>who are you?>im you but stronger
>>>/vg/586835740Can you guys please stop replying to the retard. You guys not reporting and gleefully taking the bait like cattle is precisely why eurohours are unusable nowadays.
>>3159288SEA + NEET yuros, I don't know if American neets are demented enough to be shitposting at this time
>>3159312Why are you there in the first place?
>>3159312>frog
>>3159296money well spent my clanka
>>3159305Biting your bait, but Vbobo is actually pretty strong this CM as well. Only fronts I've lost to were against her and rarely Machan.
>>3159305yes that is in fact the better use of your money
>>3159318I've seen quite a few vbourbons this cm, but most of them lost to my third rate team. Is there some guide recommending mutating her?
>>3159313I just wake up and the first thing I do is opening /v/ma to shitpost>t.Texan
>>3159322Same.t. /uma/ Texan.
>>3159321You can easily mutate her to ALL distances. The only problem this CM was Tenno Sho Spring.
>>3159322>>3159323You cowboys must have seen tons of horses huh?
>>3159296She should be BIGGER and FLUFFIER!
YESSSSSS
>villain kills the thread
Recently got spooked by wind girl and im so surprised she quickly became one of my favs, the wind gimmick is ridiculous and she's so damn chill I can't help but love her
>>3159340You just like her tits. It's okay, we all do.
>>3159335umashallah
>>3159296Very cute. The fatfuck version tempting me more so I grab those instead.
>>3159347HAM
>>3159347Imagine if it said ANAL instead haha wouldn't that be funny
>>3159347What is she the champ of?
if you guys spend that much on plastic and fabric I'm afraid to find out how much you've dumped on the game itself
>>3159347The HAM figure is cool>>3159363I spent 200 bucks on a 30cm plastic fig
>>3159363Uma isn't even my expensive hobby
>>31593572 times steaks winner baby!
>>3159363Like 200 on the game and like 1000 on plastic uma butts.I want more plastic tits on my shelf though. Maybe I should really buy more. It can't be stopped anymore.
>>3159347barbin has the coolest casual drip, prove me wong
>>3159371>I want more plastic tits on my shelfBased!
>>3159372You just like how her ass and thighs look in yoga pants. It's okay, we all do.
>>3159372I like Rudolf's
BarbinGPT, analyze all current and upcoming cards and trainees and tell me what the meta is.
>>3159372I can't. Cafe is close second but she's flat and her casual figs are more expensive than bourbon
>>3159379Cafe is extremely popular so she's bound to get more merch eventually
>>3159363I haven’t spent a cent on the game itself. I don’t want to spend money to get an advantage in the game, it just feels disgusting to me. I’m perfectly fine buying plastic though.
>>3159363>I enjoy this series but I would NEVER EVER spend money on it! Classic /v/tard behavior, followed by>wtf why are they benching it!
I am ready to lose again!
Windy!>>3159372Windy's casual is pretty relatable. I like it.
Consider Hishi Miracle
>>3159382All the money spent on the gacha will be worthless in a few months when new gacha powercreep comes. And then eventually you get EOS, no refunds.Plastic butts and tits are eternal though.
How long did it take you to get your oshi's Expert title?
>>3159390I want to laze around with her and cope a feel here and there while watching some slop and eating some slopThat's unironically irl relationship goals
>>3159393About two weeks after she released
You guys won't happen to know a forensic program to crack android passcodes? Since I'm the tech guy at work my boss asked me about it because an accuaintance of his had a family member that passed away and he was in a trial or some shit I don't care about
>>3159390she's cute but one of my friends started talking about how much she relates to Mirako so I can't jerk off to her anymore.
>>3159378If your pizza toppings are falling off you should try adding glue to it.
>>3159390I don't understand how the rattling cans helped make the horse swim
>>3159396give it back jamal
>>3159393The only title I care about is the CM platinum for her most notable victory in real life.
>>3159388Are you serious? These shorts are relatable to you?
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERDon’t mind me I’m just pre-emptively venting my finals rage. Hate Falco btw and also Light Whore.
>>3159406>Hate Falco btwnobody says this
>>3159162>Tap I don't see her as particularly strong, unless your dickrolling>Speed falcoDepends on how much you want that gold skill because fronts would make do with just the meta speed cards instead (Still>Ai) until speed Tap>PearlI hope that's a mistake and you're rolling for F-14D maya instead>Wit scarletCan work. It'll last you until yanko but you still have to roll for Shakur too>Ace/MaruzenBoth medium merchants. And they come in the same month>MachanGood sprinter>FalcoGood dirter>VerxinaEhh... she's not bad but I don't think she has anything that stands out in strength. I could be wrong thought. gets 2nd every time i use her in PvP content>KisekiIf you're looking for a long front you're better of with Kita roja and Maya>BakushinI heard machan was pretty good. Dunno about her though.>SkyCan't tell>EpiMandatory front/pace parent for medium and long
>>3159390I have and decided to marry her AND Dantsu Flame
Anyone pulling for this mouth breather?
>>3159406>Hate Light Hello Nobody says this we love her here
>>3159412Nope
>>3159412she has been my main target since day one. I have all her friends already, it's only her now.
>>3159395How many fan runs in 2 weeks is that? That's crazy
>>3159412Horses don't breathe through their mouths.
Buyfags how do I display my fig without my parents seeing it and seething at horse titties?
>>3159404I'm afraid so.
>>3159423By moving out and being a grown up
>>3159423Uh, buy a new home?
>>3159423have a job and six figures in your savings
>>3159423get good parentswhen i started collecting figures i was scared of what my parents would then, then my mom started talking about buying me a display cabinet when we move and my dad told me I should change the angle of my Mythra figure so her tits are on display
>>3159423by a goku fig or something to hide your true intentions
>>3159423No one cares unless you have something extremely taboo like loli or one of those hentai figs>Oh no our male son has titties on his roomWould they get upset at you having one of those bikini calendars?
>>3159423It's 2020+6How are there people still ashamed to buy figs
>>3159404Giving (You)s to /vg/ trannies will make them come back for more.
>>3159432>goku figThis but Pokemon
>>3159435That fag's like the top image in this board, and he's contributing properly unlike your meta post.
>>3159412She's the biggest banner in months.
>>3159441Tarumae??
>>3159442i didn't even know she existed
>>3159442LolHelios is meme uma loved by the normiesTarumae is the current cow loved by the coomers and she will be replaced in their minds by the next banner that makes them coom
>>3159447Coom to Tomakomai
>>3159398jerk off to your friend instead?
>>3159440Ritualposts are not contributions, retardbro.
>>3159427>>3159428>Implying I can buy a house>>3159430>Implying I can earn 6 figures>>3159431>my dad told me I should change the angle of my Mythra figure so her tits are on displayThat's so fucking based, mine would never say that>>3159432Already have Goku>>3159434>>3159433I'm not ashamed since I did buy it, it's just hidden at the deepest bottomlest drawer
>>3159450But his post contributed something to the post he replied to?
>>3159402Yeah yeah, very funny. Is /g/ any helpful for these things, I've seen passware but they don't sell this shit regular businesses
>>3159390She's chubby and that's kind of hot
>>3159434I think some of the ones I have would definitely get some weird stares.
>>3159451>it's just hidden at the deepest bottomlest drawerSO YOU ARE ASHAMED
Umayuru is the best
>>3159423I just display them openly, Like who gives a fuck at this point. I do remember my mam doing a literal double take the first time she noticed the tail and that was after she had seen the figure dozens of times before which was pretty funny.
>>3159456It's understandable if they're the NSFW or borderline NSFW ones
>>3159457Ashamed to display, not ashamed to buy>>3159460That is pretty funny, I guess having better parents helps
>>3159454I'd try, I did still get a few helpful answers in the several questions generals however the hack hurt that board pretty badly and there are a ton of jeets shilling for their tech company of choice
>>3159465You should just display it. They'll soon give up or stop caring one way or another
>>3159434Weeb stuff still isn't that mainstream
>>3159459Oguri sounded like she got guro'd in moron kombat when she bit her lip..
>>3159470Weeb events gets filled to the brim nowadays. We used to hide like someone that was shunned or a criminal before, and you could breakdance on weeb events before because of how much empty they were. I say it's pretty mainstream already.
>>3159451well maybe you just need to ease them into the fact that you're into the stuff you like. mine bought me a panda plush from china because I "seem to like buying these kind of things".
>>3159475We are doing that to her tonight
>>3159412I don’t run fronts and I can jerk off to her without having her. Have her hotter friends anyway.
>>3157638Hishi thread. Hishi board. Hishi website.Don't like it? Cry, fujitards.
>>3159412Huh? No. She's not an essential pull, so unless you really like her...If you're doing fronts, pull Ines Valentine instead; she's basically the vbobo for the next while.
>>3159482The zuma is hot as fuck though
>>3159464Most of them are excusable, but I also have THAT Roll figure coming in which would definitely raise eyebrows.
>>3159483Give the votes back Jamal
>>3159494>THAT Roll figureLitterbox it please, I wanna see it. I mostly only know about whatever figs you guys post and for obvious reasons they are all uma
>>3159476Definitely more than it used to be sure, but it's not seen as normal
>>3159499I do believe it's seen as normal nowadays, and also because news do cover the events now and even praised most of the time.
>>3159483Hishi mogs so hard it's not even funny.
>>3159498I can do that when I get it in, I’m still waiting for shipping which will probably be 2 weeks.
>>3159488Did your favorite sloptuber tell you that?
>>3159502Is wedding Hishiama good? She looks amazing. And by amazing I mean I would coom myself to death.
>>3159506Literally what I figured out from what the japs say and the stats of the umas. Why would I waste my time watching youtube for umamusume? If anything I'd just feed the video into google AI and have it summarize it for me.
>>3159476Only if you like the correct weeb things. Attack on Titan, One Piece, etc. MAYBE you can mention Oreimo or Monogatari in an ironic way and people won't think you're a freak but you only get one. Having a Miku figure it borderline acceptable.
>>3159507>Is wedding Hishiama good?She has a very decent kit but she's not Xoggy tier.
>>3159507Her unique is a bit iffy to trigger and quite track specific but she's good mostly around med-miles. Her potentials are a bit strange since she gets both Daring Strike and the Sweep Wit gold so she technically doesn't *need* either of the current end closer wit cards. So basically a good but not broken end closer. Not CB-tier.
>>3159483>I'm supposed to believe these results when only 4 people put her in the race
Okay this is as far as I have planned, how's it looking for me?>But cardsI don't know what cards are good or bad!>Why Ancestors?I main Lates, my Oshirolling might not show it, but my wife is a Late so I have to main it
>>3159518imma be real ur fucked
>>3159517Fuji already has her legend race while Hishiama was released around the Kita rerun and her legend race comes with the 2nd anni.
>>3159518Drop the Windy breh she's unironically one of the worst umas in the game. Pick her in a selector later if you really really like her.
Please stop posting pull plans. They remind me I need to actually work on mine and have no idea where to start.
>>3159518Those planner already counts the free roll so you should still put 200. Otherwise it won't count as spending at all unless that was your intention.
>>3159521Kita+some SR Cards have got me this far, what sacrifices do you think I need to make?>>3159527I will drop my tickets on her as a cheeky tenner, its fine
>>3159531I'd just put some sloppatuber on AI and ask it to make it for me. Apparently I'm fucked after L'arc which is fine by me since I'll become openchud by then anyway.
>>3159531My pull plan is>Brick myself now rolling for whatever I want>Save during GM to roll for obligatory ElCP>Then do whatever I want
>>3159531My pull plan is either I snack turning into ragepull or not pull at all
>>3159518You want Ramonu and condor at high LB regardless of your style. Pokke speed is worth looking at but not essensial. You can get away with borrowing with summer cafe. For later down the line wit Satono, speed SiL, wit Tact, speed ballroom Eishin are all worth looking at for lates
Are the finals today or tomorrow?
>>31595427 hours
>>3159545Fuck nta but thanks. I'm gonna order chinese takeout, the last time I did I won plat.
What if I lose my 4th CM in a row?
>>3159553I could lose my 12th CM in a row you are fine
ARE YOU READY FOR THE SPRINT KINO KIDS?
>>3159556why don't you just quit at this point?
>>3159559WE DON'T HAVE ANY QUITTERS HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>>3159553Then you cope and seethe with the lads here
sprint more like scringe amirite
>>3159553Sprint CMs don't count as wins or losses. They're like friendlies in sport
>>315956212th CM lost in a row is fucking grim, he could probably enjoy his life and time more by doing something else
>>3159565My only plat is Sprint
>>3159553I think I've lost 6th in a row so far? despite it all, I've still got the motivation to keep moving forward.
>>3159569Sorry to hear that, I'm sure you'll get a plat sometime
>>3159568? Who cares. You don't need to win to enjoy something. I'm terrible at football yet I still play with my irl lads. You sound needlessly competitive
Last time I mutate anyone, trying to get Mile S on her is painful.
>>3159575Gambare anon. If it makes you feel any better, I'm trying to mutate Teio again. I failed to do it the 1st Aquarius CM.
>>3159575Distance mutations are easy though, turf/dirt is the real killer.
So what cards are an absolute must pull regardless of running style besides Ramonu? Like, what would the most generic pull plan look like before factoring in your style(s) of choice?Does ancestors have any sustainability beyond that scenario?
>>3159575It gets easier in jp to mutate apperantly
>SBR is tomorrow>Still have no Dirter
>sprints don't count>miles don't count>longs don't countwhy did they design a game where the only honest distance is medium?
>>3159585>Honest>The meta of all the past medium CMs have been Xog + Double debuffMedium is quite literally the worst dogshit slopped up garbage distance of the game.Sprint, Long and Dirt are all way more legitimate.
>>3159585Debuffxogurislop doesn't count
>>3159581Condor speed is the next must pull after Ramonu, I think most pal scenario cards are only used in their scenatio
Give me the true, correct, conclusive, REAL answer: Borrow Taiki speed or Kys Miracle guts/Daiwa power for Pasa and Base Taiki with this deck? Anyone else in a similar boat as me?
>>3159581This doesn't include the scenario tax cards but I'm pretty sure most of them if not all share their banner with the must pull generics.
>>3159591It's so funny watching /v/ma getting baited by Ramonu
>>3159590If you have a 15-20% spd pace chaser, just go KYS Miracle. If not. 3-2 with Taiki first and once you have one you try with KS to see if you get a high roll
Calling her KYS Miracle is mean :(
I would have so many plats but Taishin is always there to rob me. I'm sure this little gremlin will do it again today. A 5th plst robbed by this manlet.
that racist could be the biggest bait in the world i'm just tired of dealing with fine motion's shit
Roll for her
I just spent 4 hours in the OTHER thread refreshing wondering why no one was talking...
>>3159602>asks after she already said itretarded zoomer
>>3159585Longs definitely count, just not in GL.
>>3159602Fuck off
>>3159591curren guts may be a skip after the new front cards recently released in jp
>>3159602no
>>3159590>running 20/15% speed growthYes, KYS Miracle because she has specialty prio>no speed growthHell no
>>3159604That's the based non-trannyslated version bro, totally natural dialogue just as nippon intended.
Are we getting half TP unity?
>stakes soon stalkerI'm not ready
>>3159518Drop Ancestors, lates have no cards besides Ruby(Voucher)>Jungle PocketCan't use her gold on Grandmasters CM/LOH
>>3159527Fuck you man Windy is my waifu pick
My problem right now isn't the finals but who will I enter in the stakes
>>3159602why? she's not meta lolim here to win
>>3159590non 3-2 builds are inherently inferior to 3-2 slop because since the amount of tokens scale with double/triple rainbows you get a shitton less tokens which convert in less songs less stats and overall shittier runs you could be done in like 5 runs of 3-2 slop or chase the magical god roll in 100 runs of 2-2-1 your choice
>>3159620>she's not meta
>>3159618I will enter my Ogurin because it would be funny if she wins again.
>>3159622she's not. for fronts, ines valentine is much more useful long and short term
>>3159621Simply get Light Hello to suck you off more.
>>3159618Does it matter? The same trainers always win.
>>3159625>only one uma is allowed to be meta at a timeDouble debuffnigger spotted!
I'm not going to win the stakes anyways so I'll enter my debuffer :)
>>3159624no it wouldn't you've been saying this for ages
>>3159629Most people's pull plans cannot account for two umas at this stage. Thus, picking the best of both options is the wisest decision.
Have (You) ever won a /v/ictory stakes lobby?
>>3159633A lot of them
>>3159624You'll only get her banned from all future Stakes lol, people want variety
>>3159633Yeah /v/ma kinda sucks at this game
Remember to join with fronts so that pacesissies get fucked by positioning and to laugh of backcucks existing.
>>3159633No
>>3159633Yes, I've won lobbies a few times, however not enough to make her queen since I'm the only one that brings her, maybe this changes tonight
>>3159633I won three of them and made my wife queen
>>3159633kind of, I won the Slow Stakesthat felt real good
>>3159633once back during Cancer before I became the main host
>>3159645Why do you dox your own club's chat?
>>3159633Only once, as far as I remember
>>3159633Twice, I felt like I was finally getting gud! Now I have a sub 50% winrate this CM...
>>3159636oink oink
>>3159633Only twice and I've been joining since forever. First one was Teio, and last one was Rob Roy last CM
>>3159633huh? I abarely have time to play the game between my kid, wife and workwhy would I waste time on that shit?
>>3159289>grandma punches on the gates of hell as a prematch self hypeLowkey most hardcore uma frfr?
>>3159633I have literally never joined a steaks because you niggers are too fast and always fill up the rooms before I can even get in
>>3159655>game open to rooms tab on one monitor>thread set to autorefresh on second monitorThen get good at copy pasting fast. There's the secret.
>>3159633Just a couple of them. Both on pace since backliners are forever blocked if I enter one into the stakes.
>>3159655Good. You'd probably put in some dogshit Group B uma anyways.
>seiun.jpgHe's going all out!
>>3159655If you're too shit to get in you're probably too shit to win anyways
>>3159633I've made some of my favorite girls into queens twice myself, and helped with a third. I want to win with more, too... because I love all of the sexy and/or funny drawings of them done by our wonderful drawgods
>>3159605>t. got DOVBLED MVRMVRED by natie and co.https://files.catbox.moe/nhv40i.jpg
>>3159633yeahbeen too long without a win since though
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066Move when ready.
>>3159672no, make a real thread
>>3159672It's even funnier the 50th time
>>3159672eternal Machan thread...
>>3159633yeppers, i won with spe-chan in the DAAAAAAAHBYYY, i was so proud
>>3159668>>3159663I've literally won more plats than your tranny loving asses. Kill yourselves
>>3159633I contributed to the current regime and my Rice Shower almost stopped a Taiki reign
>>3159681>trannies out of nowhereNo one asked about your fetish bwo
>>3159687YWNBAW
Man, we really are from /v/
Baking
>>3159695>>3159695>>3159695
>>3159681crushing tin cans in full distance A lobbies you lucked into is trivial, the real challenge awaits you here... but you are too slow and not worthy...
>>3159589She basically a Kitasan then?>>3159591I'm surprised this list hasn't been updated and refined further.
>>3159553i'm at 4 in a row about to make it 5>1st Group B>3rd>3rd>3rdi'm on my Nice Nature moment
>>3159553>>3159778You guys got thisWE got this.
