>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. ROUND 2 NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous Thread:>>3153609
>>3155801I WANT TO BE THE TRAINER OF A BUNCH OF SLUTTY GYARUS AAAAAAHHH
Why did you vote for her?
Join der/v/get free games
>>3155807Don't trust fatties, oguri is cowish.
Pandora LOVE
>>3155809What da HELL lemme in
>>3155789>>3155791>https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup>D-cupHmmm
>>3155807Oguri is funnier
>>3155809You sank my battleship
THH I need you to fucking drop PLEASE
Nice op! Gyaru wuv! Gyaru alts for EVERY uma!
>>3155801I have zero gyarus....
>>3155807I will never vote red
REV UP THOSE ROOMAS
>>3155809in our club we have free burgers on tuesdays.
>>3155813Sorry enjoy your A+ quota club instead.
>>3155825In our club we aren't fed
>>3155827/hug/bro....
Why dont frontfags get uma stan for front heavy CMs
>>3155807TOTAL HELIOS VICTORY
>>3155833i dobut its hard to actually get a hold of
>>3155809My club always achieves A+
>>3155824The mark of my Divinity, shall scar thy DNAce748075017480750174807501
>>3155809>Just got Ghost RunnerMy clubmates are the fucking best I will give you billions of fans GLORY TO DER/V/
>>3155833fronts are so sp starved that its kinda hard to go out of the way for anything but the turbo essentials
>>3155833Most fronts out there are terribly built. The usual shit is enough to overcome them.
>>3155809>Biwa profile uma>is generous and a boon to his clubMANY such cases.
Who is ready to lose tomorrow?!
>>3155835Just loop it in tho?
>>3155833I'm not loopaing in a 515th white skill.
>>3155850My winrate is at around 90% if I lose I was simply unlucky and I can't get mad
>>3155788>senior divisionumalet
Uh why is my calendar like this?
>>3155850Im on a 5 CM win streak
>>3155842Whoops, made it 16 by accident186776261867762618677626
>>3155850I am ready to have a 12CM losing streak and quit
>>3155863But what if you win
>>3155850My Kingu had a 51% winrate, the vast majority of her losses being because she rushed or pushed up to far and lost ult. I am 100000% convinced it will happen again in finals and I will just skip to the rewards the second it does.
>>3155864You don't realise how unlucky I am, I am the unluckiest CM player of all time, I will not win
how important is taking the lead if you're never going to get that lead to begin with? can't I make it up with midrace or smth? never realized how bad the Bourbon card is until I have to deal with 0% wit growth
We need to discuss how hypergamy is becoming a problem for ningen women.
>>3155863never stop gamblingi have 1 plat and have been an A 2nd place warrior since, and im still chasing that dragon
>>3155868In front heavy lobbies not getting that early lead is a death sentence cuz you get locked out of skills if you're too far back
alright cygames has no fucking clue how to make a good game so the umamusume ip is sorta stuck in limbo even though it has immense potentialso here's whats up:MUSUMUSUME - MOOSE GIRLSbasically the same thing, but not developed by cygameswould this be good? is it legally distinct enough?
WHERE IS MY WINRATE? IS IT SAFE? IS IT ALRIGHT?
>>3155850I'm already ready to lose today.
>>3155809>>3155825>Der/v/ gives Steam games>/v/ma gives high cholesterol and weight gainConfirmed der/v/ best club in /v/ma
Holy shit dude, finals are tomorrow?
>>3155877Cholesterol is a gaslight, out of sight out of mind
>>3155850I don't mind losing finals because I already earned 1200 carats from the races. This is cope btw
>>3155842We WUV umadols here958469949584699495846994
>>3155850I hope I dont lose, I was on track to 15th plat by now but some bad RNG made me stagnate on #13
>>3155877>demoflat club handing out freebies of dubious origin all willy-nilly>rebooblican stronghold still upholding the values of responsible fiscal policy
>>3155882Where does umadol end and where does it begin anyway? Arent they all umadols.
>>3155885Umadol is more of a lifestyle thing
>>3155882I should start working on my other aces. Can't have just digitan alone.
>>3155809If a man in a mask driving a van pulls up to you and offers you free vidya, just say no.
>>3155824aieeeeeee I can't even start making my paces until KS Miracle drops
>>31558823/9Come on /v/ma, I know you wanna have sex with dirters.
Is /v/ma the club still recruiting?
>>3155893Sorry we filled already, try der/v/ tho.
>>3155888Whats your build for digital?
DER/V/ has a vacant. (You) could be our next member.
>>3155872yeah but when its so front heavy then is not having TTL just guaranteed death or can you break out somehow at a later point? I'm imagining a room like >>3155882 and everyone else is just going to beat my ass with or without it
>>3155892I'm still working on sprint
>>3155892I'll join again if you want
>>3155900Okay then927545529275455292754552Shant accept excuses.
>>3155903Based
>>3155896I am missing spurt on digitan but she seems usable so I'll work on my other 2 aces. 3 spd. 2 wit.
>>3155897Can I join?
>>3155902Yeah I guess! Ill prob make that the last today then if neighas don't wanna race yet
>>3155907ID?
>>3155903Hmmm, nyo
>>3155878Wait? You guys are logging in? I'm still waiting for my Kita free pulls!
>>3155884>Fiscal responsability>"10 MORE BILLIONS IN TAX CUTS TO THE CHURCH OF THE THREE GODDESSDS, AND 10 MORE TRILLIONS TO OY NEIGH">*Fucks off to rape young torenas at Epsatono's*Do Rebooblicans really?
>>3155909no US
>>3155878yeahstakes tomorrowPLACE YOUR BETS ON THE NEW QUEEN
>>3155895Oh hey thank you for picking him up, I felt bad after that whole thing, I hope it goes well for your club
>>3155908rooms are kinda slow even on /vg/ looks like people don't like dirt
>>3155903ACK how did i fumble that...
>>3155919I don't even have half assed dirt parents yet
>>3155919I suppose its less that and more general GL fatigue imo
>>3155917
>>3155919this has always been the case, especially for a track as shitty as this, and at the very end of such a terrible scenario, I don't think anyone will tryhard this one
>>3155920>3/4, Nose, NoseAIEEEEEEEEEAlso why did my Curren die?
>>3155930Prob brocked
>>3155917ANYONE BUT OGURI please let it be zephyr or some shit or Taishin redemption arc
>>3155914I mean, they are the goddesses' chosen people, how could we refuse?
>>3155917We have moved past the need for queens, we need KINGS
>>3155917I really wanted to make Fuji a queen but despite her carrying me in CM I can't get her to win a single room here, also she probably needs 1 or 2 more people to bring her and I can't control that
>>3155801>>3155819Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>3155801Reminder that /v/mers is recruiting! 2 spots to go! Apply with a /v/ reference or reply with them IDs.
>>3155917If the fat fuck wins again istg I'm really gonna do it this time.
>>31558826/9.Which uma sex do I need to offer for you to join.
>>3155941Not almond eye
Air Groove should be Queen so the club room could be cleaned for once
>>3155938Is Yanko really a gyaru? She feels like a non-denominational stacy to me.
>>3155941Sex on Turf, not on Dirt
>>3155943I support janny groove cleaning up the mess
>>3155941Acute
>>3155907>>3155916Post your ID nigga
i can't build one single easy mode no mutation acei can't hit UGs anymorei have terminal grand slop fatiguei failed 2 5% trainings during finale on my best run yeti should kill myself
>>3155938I can't believe the director became a gyaru...
>>3155819What the fuck are gyaru?
>>3155917TRUST THE PLAN
>>3155951Relax my neigha, you'll make it
>>3155882ACK thats what happens to planchalets.Thanks for coming
>>3155965Thanks for the rooms
>>3155869there's nothing more miserable than a ningen woman in umaverse, I think hardcore feminist koreans can't exist in this world
Is the gyaru banner all that good if you can't even get spooks?
>>3155965That was a LOT of speed carryover and accel tbf
>>3155970If you don't have a single one and want them it's quite good to have all spooks be gyarus
>>3155969There prob wasn't a big feminist movement cuz uma musume were objectively superior physically so I dont think the world was that heavily male dominated
>>3155971RUCKY RUCKY
>>3155975men are even more important since they are responsible to breed 2 different species now
>>3155971>enemies can deal critical hits
Just give me the mile man
>>3155953Gyaru is a japanese sub culture. Gyaru=jap trying to prounce girl. It's meant to be stylish, girly and inspired by western fashion sense. It has evolved over time and there are different types of gyaru styles across different eras.
My xitter feed is straight up just japs posting uma ass and tits now due to the update
>>3155982This is too much for my stupid western brain to comprehend, they are now zoomers.
>>3155979Umas have a monopoly of force though.
>>3155983Uma heads are so fucking big its weird
Which one should I use? The one on the left is the one I just made
>>3155987Stop projecting, biwa
>>3155983Very nice and big size, but it should be bigger
>>3155988Left has better skills but id test
>>3155983I want to see Rob Roy, Inari One and Marvy wearing this
>>3155983Meanwhile western uma fans are still doing the le heckin wholesome daughterkino almost in the big 27
>>3155992Test how
>>3155988Right doesn't have full GW proc and the speed difference is negligible due to distance S. Less wit and power hurts but left also has better midrace. I'd go with left but it's kinda close.
>>3155993I do have marvy
Okay I know about the useless wife, but which uma would be a useful wife?
>>3155998This outfit gives every uma a dump truck we need it in global NOW
>>3155995It's just *nglosSpics just fucking post porn on main lol love my bros
>>3155997It's honestly a miracle I managed to get over 1000 wit with the left one, Teio and Finemo abandoned me until Senior summer, it was this close to being over
>>3155998>Dare you partake in my Marvelous Sundays Trainer-san?
>>3155996Some roomas
>>3155995You can find plenty of horny western Uma fans if you curate your xitter feed for that
cygames is gay, so you will never have this, but it makes total sense mathematically men in the uma world should be able to have multiple wives, or one uma and one human
>>3155998Whole ass marvelous weekend over there
>>3155958but what's the point of making it
>>3155998This is absurd, I can see her bra
How do we keep letting them get away with it?
>>3155809what games
>>3155998I need to see rob roy
>>3155995>>3156003In my experience this is also going down, might just be my algo but western hornyposts are increasing a lot lately and if someone tries that muh hecking daughterino in a lewd video he gets dogpiled by horsefuckersHorsefucking will prevail
>>3155999Groove, she's so useful an anon replaced his actual wife with Groove
>>3155999Air Groove, Rudolf, Nica Nature, Ace, or Still, since you go straight to the "die and go to heaven together" without 50 years of marriage
>>3155998
>>3156020Its fine to not hornypost 24/7. In fact its healthy, But its inherently low test to not want to bang your uma. Like look at this
>>3156028I am so fucking mad AO3 is down I wanna read the fic
>>3156028>The fucking side-eye
How do we prevent this?
>>3156028I don't like pocket boob clothes. Give me tents like this >>3155998
>>3156028>>3156030She knows that you know that she knows that you are looking at her like that
>>3156032Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board.
>>3156028Oh my wind
>>3156028Arguably the prettiest titties in the game
>>3156036Does anyone have the edit of this with jordan and golshi
>>3156036They steal from us too
>>3156028If hornyposting becomes common it loses it's value.
>>3155850i am, i'm only at 60% WR rn with wins spread semi-evenly, best winrate i've had since the last sprint CM, most of the time i'm 45-55%
>>3156028I should've rolled for zephyr
its NNN stop hornyposting i want to survive this challenge
>>3156028LOOK AT THEM WINDBAGS
>>3156028Funny enough they don't look THAT big in this pic
>>3156050>NNN
>>3156055Why did she do it?
>>3156055oww my shoulder
>>3156052They're perfectly perky though
>>3156052My brother in Umachrist, in real life those proportions are pretty ridiculous
>>3156050Fuck that Reddit shit, a healthy marriage needs a healthy sex life. Am I right folks?
>>3156055What is that thing that shes eating?
>>3156060>marriage
>>3156061I think its like some type of udon?
>>3156062You are not married to your oshi? I am
>>3156061Cum
>>3156055Lost...
>>3156055Thanks for posting that. Nice Nature always kills my boner.
>>3156055I really hate the middle strand on natures hair
>you can just get cucked out of savvy because LH wouldn't let you date her before classic year startswhy was this not a problem with Riko? and why can't she just show up in senior year new year instead?
I found this tomakomai propaganda too
>>3156056How dare you fucking stare at her while she's eating? You deserve the punctured lung.
>>3156072>why was this not a problem with Riko?Are you kidding me dude, riko was #1 in bricking runs cuz she was late
>>3156075wasn't it guaranteed if you get her to green before classic?
https://x.com/HpB3EA0pfqqTz0P/status/2117912427677589969Finally some good fucking food
>>3156073The JP update is delivering wonders
>>3155939Okay. I got 2 applications in the time it took me to cook and shower so I have to think at least one is from here. Please either confirm that it's you by replying bits of your id or player name or by changing your profile comment to something I can recognize as mark of being an anon here. If you somehow manage to do a spot-on loss I'll even give you whatever sash you ask for for the next 3 days.
>>3156076i think it's 25% chance per turn after that while before that it was shit odds
>>3156076Lmao no
>>3156079What's a spot on loss
>>3156076Light hello can be a bitch but she's 100000000000000000x less of a pain than BITCHko
>>3156084>newfags dont know what loss is
>>3156079Why can't people put /v/ or something on their ID? Is it that much of an ask?
>>3156084Cannot tell if this is bait or not
>>3156073Hokko is Azuma's gift to men
>>3156088I got into my club with a baneposting ref
>>3156088You'd be surprised>t. Officer that prunes invites before Danchou sees them
>>3156028I don't know if this game brings out my inner degenerate but none of the well proportioned umas do anything to me. It's not even a flatness thing because I have no attraction to Suzuka either. I just want tiny umas. It's not even like this in other games I play.
>>3156096Post club
>>3156084An ancient ritual only uncs know apparently. Do the legwork for those bonus sashes if you want them.
>>3156084I IlIl I_
>>3156096I agree, i dont fucking like lolis but sweep tosho brings me actually uncontrollable levels of lust.
>>3156084We need to kill zoomers
>>3156102>I don't fucking like lolis>butcome out of the closet old manembrace the little girls
>>3156093Aren't you technically a janny?
>>3156088One time I had to prune the same guy 4-5 times cuz he kept applying and never changed his bio
I know what loss is but I never saw anybody say spot on loss
>>3156109Officers are more like walmart greeters than jannies
>>3156047I had to spark her but it was worth every carat. Her career is really sweet and cute too.
>>3156093Riko. We only held hands. You wouldn't be standing if we made babies.
>>3156105Teioposters are zoomers though?
>>3156091Do cumbrains die if they don't surround themselves with porn 24/7?
>>3156102>butDon't lie to yourself anon, be yourself
>>3156114Nihon Pillow Winner when?
>>3156116They only two Teiofags i know irl are both millenials. One a diagnosed aspie, the other a SEAmonkey dyed in the wool culture warrior that baits people on twitter every day.
>>3156119Ruby is literally only good for her body
>>3156119Ruby is extremely unattractive, not just physically but also internally.
>>3156111I take it you're not from a commonwealth country or presently living in the ruins of the UK?
>>3156107I dont like any of the others I just like sweep and maya if she counts
>>3156129>maya if she countsYes
>>3156118Do you die if you see an attractive woman?
Should you be prioritizing +1 gain songs over +2 or do you get the latter if both show up at the same time? On that same note, do you want + gain songs on stats your character don't have bonuses in or the other way around? I'm bad at economics
>Wayback machine didn't archive the AO3 fics
>>3156061I've been wondering that too. Is that what new years mochi soup looks like? Mochi would be stretchy.
>>3156061You don't want to know how
>>3156133Depends on your uma and deck, for example. For me the wit songs are low priority cuz I have MLB CB and Fine so I can usually cap even if I get the wit songs later on.
>>3156129that's how we all started. First it's just Kuro being slutty, then Illya for being so pure and cute, and eventually all your pixiv is lolis of every flavor in every pose
>>3156118They're addicts most of time so sort of yes
>>3156098You're not going to believe this (actually you are)
>>3156126What body
>>3156133It depends on the run and your token economy, I pick up the +1 over the +2 if I need to save the tokens for another song or if im pushing for deep song carryover
>>3156136Mmmm sopa de oguri uma delicia
>>3156140DER/V/ETA
>>3156133You prioritize skill points and TE. After that it depends on your umas growth and sparks(e.g. if you are weak on power buy the power songs). In general token management is more important then the extra songs imo. You don't want to lose out on a TE song in senior year because you splurged on a +2 wit song. A lot of that depends on career RNG and how many tokens you accumulate though.
>>3156140I thought der/v/ being the pedo club was a joke
>>3156128no
>>3156061>>3156135Yakimochi I think
>>3156140Nice trips
>>3156136That umayuru episode was decent, but they really missed the opportunity to make a full on Uma parody of eye of the tiger
>>3156140I'm in this picture and I don't like it
>>3156136Sopa de Umaco
What does this imply
>>3156102For me it's Nishino. I think training her so many times gave me something.I wish I could say i like one of the more normal ones like Top Gun.Still I like big tits more. But once in a while, the demon comes out.
why is shinko windy a three-star?
>>3156140>general Maru looking into the distance planning her next military campaign
>>3156149Enlighten yourself with the etymologies of the following phrases using Gemini:Spot onBlimeyBuggerInnitSlubberdegullion
>>3156158Nishino is too much for me normally but THAT cousin is good
>>3156163>cousin
>>3156156Japs LOVE Christmas sex so yeah she's going to fuck (you) later.
>>3156165DOUJIN
>>3155983I'm a big fan of the zoom feature
>>3156160She did win a G1 an inauguration win iirc
>>3156167Daiwa doesn't know what sex is
>>3156172I'll teach her
>>3156170It's nice and all but you know
>>3156158>Still I like big tits more. But once in a while, the demon comes out.This is how I feel about it too except it's very rare for me to indulge in the other side
>Mega jobbed day 3>20-0 somehow day 4LOOKS LIKE PLAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>3156161BRIAN DON'T DO IT
How many days until dirt? I just started rolling aces and I don't like how this is going at all
>>3156180Like 2.5 weeks man
>game with like 3 lolis total>turns people into lolicons anyway
>>3156177Variety is the slice of life, sometimes you want to motorboat Creeks tits and sometimes you want to bottom out inside Nishino DeFlower. It's perfectly normal.
>>3156160Won the February Stakes in 1997 after it got promoted to G1 status, making Windy the first horse to win a JRA dirt G1.
>>3156182Surely there's more than 3
>>3156162Oh so it just means perfect loss?I know what all those words mean other than the last one, I never heard someone add an adjective before loss so I guess it sounded weird. Usually it's just loss
>>3156184>slice of lifespice*...
>>3156096Same. The cows do nothing for me. All my favorites are boyumas. I've lost gallons of fluids to Seiun, Tamamo, and Teio.
>>3156187There's a single loli in the game, Nishino Flower. Rice Shower is a grown ass woman, Sweep Tosho and Mayano Top Gun are more like teens.
>>3156187>Sweep>Flower>Maya>Rice>Digitan>Turbo>Bikothat's it
>>3156192Ace? Fuji? Pokke?
>>3156198>Rice>DigitanThey're just short women breh
i spent a week making aces and all i have is a lousy stamlet group B loser
>>3156198>Digitan>LoliNishino and Biko yeah, the others are questionable or arguable
>>3156199Boobs too big
Is der/v/ planning anything special for Yoshiyuki Tomino's birthday?
>>3156201why are all ricefags negacionists? she's the imouto archetype and all
>>3156202>StamletBruh it's sprint they are all stamlets
Are people still coping thay mayano isn't a loli
>>3156158
need to buyfag
>>3156187There are a few if we just go with the body size
>>31562112big famalam
>>3156210Mayano is just short, is stego a loli? Is tamamo?
>>3156209dirt
>>3156210it's tards that think Loli means child or something when it's a body type, see tards above saying digitan is a grown ass woman, no dude that's not what the word means
>>3156187Of what we have in the game currentlyI'd say everything 150cm and lower is lolesque. Some are just short adults like taishin tho.
>>3156181very good thanks but I will not be lulled into a false sense of security
>>3156214I remember that anon that used to have a melty whenever someone posted a piece from this artist. Lol good times
>>3156140What are they talking about?
>>3156214I hate this artists cuz he draws them like toddlers, Tamamo is literally a senior
I feel like since she went global Acute averages like 20-30 new art pieces a week and only half come from her dedicated drawfags.
>>3156216Maya is in middle school, Tama and Stego are high school.
>>3156214This guy's porn drawings are so fucking bad, it's like he's only good for ecchi stuff
>>3156214None of these are accurate to their in-game art, except for maybe Nishino and Sweep
>>3156216>stegoyeah actually. Kino is a loli too>tamayeahDorija too
>>3156219>when it's a body typeRetard Petite =/= Loli
>>3156227Is that good or bad?
>>3156182quality over quantity
>>3156170Her body is pretty nice
>>3156225COMPLETE FRONT RUNNER DOMINATION
>>3156226>Tamamo is literally a seniorThat's why I said if we go purely by body size, Tama is just taller than sweep but has a smaller bust.
>>3156234Bad, there should be more
>>3156234just as planned
>>3156224Telling you nigger addicts to stop smutposting is futile. You don't care about thread quality and trying to tell you to stop makes it worse.
>>3156233Petite is a westurd classification to cope with this stuff. Loli is a japanese classification and as such doesn't abide by westurd rules. This is the same cope redditors used to jerk off to Rebecca Edgerunners saying she's 'just petite' when Trigger themselves call her a loli. The same applies here, newfag
>>3156225rebooblicans and oy neigh are making deals under the table, nothing to see here
>>3156182I just specify that I'm into small umas. Tama is definitely in my strike zone. I'm probably the only person here with an interest in Biko, maybe the only one that'll actually use her in a CM.
>>3156226Windy is also a senior and yet she gets mad at Biko for not playing tag with her
>>3156221Definition of loli is>A young or young-looking girl character in Japanese anime and mangaSomeone like dream journey, teio, taishin, ruby or rice shower does not fit. They're literally just short
>>3156244>trying to tell you to stop makes it worse.I'm glad you at least understand that, it will die quicker that way
>>3156247>both frontrunnersnooticing...
>>3156244faggot lol
>>3156249yeah but that's because Windy has severe mental retardation, be nice to her.
>>3156249
>>3156248I like biko cuz I like Kamen rider
>>3156226Not gonna stop creek from molesting her
>>3156234Good. Most umas barely hit a handful a week if that. Acute's like 2 or 3 tiers down from the gold generation, the V sisters, gentildonna, mejiros, FOTMumas and Rice. She might be getting even more than Tomakomai and definitely more than Rickey.
>>3156182There's only one.
>>3156262Build>W>Fourze>everything else>Gaim
>>3156252>it will die quicker that waySure, sure any minute now.
>>3156268I don't like when umas expose their lack of human ears.
How would umas react if you proposed to them
>>3156269
>>3156270I find their fleshy tails more gross
pre-finals threads always have such >fun discussion and I genuinely mean this
>>3156270Some like dantsu dont even bother to hide it
>>3155809This might be the best advertisement for a club so far
>>3156277Yknow whats Dantsu's deal? I never watched the movie
>>3156274zased
>>3156268The last actual good kamen rider was W, everything else that has been mid to trash.
>>3156280She has big tits
>>3156280Shes a cute, naive pushover that likes cheese.
>>3156273There is no canon depiction with fleshy tails
anyone building super saiyan falco? can I copy your homework? she's got like 6 or 7 golds to choose from and I don't know which one to get
>>3156268How would anyone hate gaim? It even has winning lives
>>3156286How do you think they move them? Do you think they control their asshairs individually?
>>3156282I've been watching a lot of japanese oldies lately and have been slowly getting more and more interested in tokusatsu, where do I even begin?
>>3156287>I have no knowledge and I most copy
>>3156280Fanservice
>>3156280In the movie, Dantsu is desperately fighting for relevancy. She wants to be on that stage. But Pokke and everyone else is laser focused on Tachyon, even when she's not there anymore. Dantsu goes out of her way to make a declaration to Pokke, who didn't even acknowledge it. This is further supported by things like the camera having to shift to include her in focus.
>>3156286That's how tails work though, just because they don't show it doesn't change the fact there is flesh under there. The ears too.
>>3156293not sure why you had to rephrase what I said but yes that is what I am asking
>>3156287Im at work but>Prof>Top Runner>Mile Maven>TTL>Concentration>SYL>TrendingThats your gold loadout be the center is just for fast learner runs.
I thought I was in /uma/ or fucked up my tab dear lord and only realized I wasn't in the right place because of der/v/
>>3156301Is dust cloud worth the pickup?
>>3156299mfs really say building fronts is hard and then that they don't know how to play the game
>>3156304Yeah, you combine it with speed eater.
Wots a Quarterhorse?
>>3156306now draw her getting put into a neumatic press
>>3156310This but mating press
>>3156303We had a quick discussion about titties but we're back on track. Tis only healthy
>>3156305nigga there's billion good (autistic) front players here don't give them a bad name just because I'm retarded>>3156301thanks
>>3156306Now draw her reading me a bedtime story
>>3156309Its a rodeo and ranch horse breed, I dont think horse breeds exist in the uma verse, they're all thoroughbreds.
>>3156313If you got any more questions lmk anon
>>3156244But it isn't smutposting? We're properly game related things
What do I need for fancypants Urara if I don't have anything late/end?
>>3156320borrowing CB Wit is the most important decision
Just curious, is anyone flatlining for GTA6 in /v/ clubs? In my normie friend club. The danchou just said we're gonna drop to C+ cuz he's gonna play GTA6.
>>3156316Oh ok. I saw them at the track and wondered why they kept calling them that.
>>3156322>Caring about GTA
>>3156303You may not like it but this is what peak loli looks like.
>playing any new triple a on launch>even GTA 6
>>3156322I will make sure to kick anyone who buys that shit
>>3156320Run her as end closer
>>3156322Anyone who buys that slop should be kicked
>>3156322I've flatlined for fire emblem, star wars, dragon's dogma and in 2 days ocarina of time and I still did better than 90% of the club
>>3156322GTAV was shit and GTA6 is made by Indians why would you expect it to be any better.
>>3156320What cards are you working with? Show me. Ill build your deck
>>3156325A little meat is nice
yippeee i wasn't able to do my first day races and had to make my two other aces today
>>3156322my interest in GTA6 heavily depends on wether my normie friends are playing it or not
>>3156322Theres literally never been a single good GTA, its all the same generic mass appeal slop for the lowest common denominator
>>3156337lets see them
>>3156250DJ and taishin yeah but Teio rice and Ruby are lolis and you're coping.
>>3156339Trvekium
>>3156322This is ojisan thread and GTA is cool when you're like 14
>>3156343>Teio Rice and RubyThey don't even have loli body types, besides arent 2 of those senior division?
>>3156334UOOOOOHHHHH! Mare umanko visible!
It's actually fucking absurd how often my Kingu rushes, doesn't matter if it's actual CM races or test rooms it's so fucking over I am coming third for sure.
>>3156339Feels like a /v/ bot post even if I agree 5 and probably 6 will be shit.
>>3156351Hes correct tho
>>3156182the whole premise of the game is that schoolchildren flirt with you
>>3156352San Andreas was good neigha
we don't play gun and ball shit, we're bing bing wahooers /here/
>>3156280She's hot. Really hot.
>>3156337Congrats anon, lemme see em.
>>3156322No but I did get Psychonauts 2 recentlyGonna finish Teardown campaign first tho, its surprisingly long
>>3156294I need a slice of that cake
>>3156355This but unironically, I still have finished FE because it's so fucking bloated and Ocarina is soon...
>>3156321>>3156328Awesome, thanks. Using an actual wit card will be a nice change of pace. Does she need a Ryan parent or whatever or can I just slap my power Seiun there and call it a day?>>3156333My only non-welfare maxed out cards are Kitasan and Tachyon. Finemo, Maruzensky and Creek are at 3lb. I'm assuming anything below that are unusable without further uncaps.
>>3156346>This is ojisan threadI was under the impression most of use were early 20s or so due to the zoomer references
>>3156362ryan parent will be good but i also thing alt king halo's ult is great/more important for ends
>>3156291There’s a lot to choose from and it mostly depends on whether you enjoy the monster of the week format and what kind of tone you prefer. Sentai is aimed at kids, so expect sillier storylines and goofier humor, while Kamen Rider targets a slightly older audience with edgier stories and more of a cool factor.There’s also Garo, which is aimed at a more mature audience. You could start with that and see if you enjoy it. I haven’t watched much Sentai, and I kinda dropped Kamen Rider when they started relying more and more on CGI, but I’d recommend Shinkenger for Sentai and either Kabuto or W for Kamen Rider. There’s also plenty of other toku out there, like Ultraman. You could give Nexus or Orb a try.
>>3156364I've been 23 for only three months but don't tell anyone that.
>>3156355I'm gonna be playing Ghostrunner because of my clubmate
>>3156364we've been through this before, it's basically 50/50
>>3156360Add the rest of my CM team to this image. Those bums are getting hard carried by wedding Air Groove and her ult.
The Toreinas with the least amount of will power and self control own Switches and are playing WoW Forever.
>>3156355I'm waiting for that zelda rum to drop at any minute
>>3156322GTA hasn't been good since the Playstation 2.
>>3156364the two genders of /v/ma are literal child and literal egyptian mummy
>>3156362Ryan sucks ass, 20% activation rate. You only have 32 meters to activate it and you have more consistent options. Go budding blossom + triumphant pulse + louder tracen cheer (optional)>>3156365Ryan isnt good, its awful
>>3156360>Ocarina is soon...Don't tell me you guys actually like that "Hired thisss man" Unreal slop
>>3156322I love RDR2 and I'm sure I'll like GTA6 but I don't have a PS5 and I don't care THAT much
>>3156355I'm not likely to turn my switch on until metroid.
>>3156378>Ryan isnt good, its awfuloh thank god. i don't have a good Ryan parent and I'm glad I can skip out
>>3156364Last night we had a dude talking about his children and his dead wife. This shit is a retirement home.
>>3156309They run faster than thoroughbreds but only for a quarter of a mile. supersprinters.
>>3156206>tomorrowfug I forgot, I'll probably do something ror next year if he's still alive by then, doubt it will be uma related though
>>3156385I miss my wife anon
>>3156372>WoW Forever.I'm a XIV enjoyer though
>>3156280She read in a book once that you can mystify a trainer if you give them a piece of cheese and took it to heart
>>3156378>louder tracen cheer (optional)>optionalBut why?
>>3156372>playing WoW Forever.The last thing I need right now is another fucking job game. I already have too many.
I listen to this when recruiting people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLY8xu6AXM8
>>3156391Sub 50% activation rate
>>3156393>alicesoftmy neigha
>>3156125>a SEAmonkey dyed in the wool culture warrior that baits people on twitter every day.Ian Miles Cheong?
>>3156393Based choice
>>3156322The only game worth flatlining for this year is Ace Combat 8. GTA's never been been worth finishing past the sandbox.
>>3156389I heard they pushed back the latest xpac, c/d?
Has anyone done dirt rooms yet?
>>3156355Speak for yourself.I play tactical boomer shooters all day.
>>3156402Until Feb yes, nowadays I only play during the free weekends just to catch up with some gear and story, I don't do hardcore raiding anymore due to lack of time, so this is actually good news for me.
>>3156405They don't even fill
>>3156393For me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e4kM-dgPOs
>non-vidya hobbies are modeling (old people hobby eith young blood only coming from gunpla), baking (old people hobby), singing (old people hobby outside of university choirs), and my job is accounting (old person job)>Can't consistently react to snake edges in tekkenI'M NOT OLD I'M NOT OLD I'M NOT OLD
>>3156406>tactical boomer shooters all dayRecommend some, I love boomer shooters
>>3156355FIFA is my lifeblood
>>3156399I should play this
>>3156355I only play hyperautistic sims and crunchy RPGs tho. PC gaymer thread.
>>3156416This poster is Argentine
>>3156325Based
>>3156355My other games are extremely autistic map games modded to hell
I'm just looking forward to Revelation and Aerith living and getting her happy ending with Cloud
i didn't think anything of Tamamo at first but then i saw this figure and now i want to have sex with her
>>3155953It's the japanese word for Generation Z. They 6 7 skibidi ohio fr fr no cap on god
>>3156411Some jobs are very reliable jobs just aren't high on the list of career aspirations. Accounting is great if somewhat decent at math and usually comfy.
>>3156322I don't care about the niggercattle catnip game.
>>3156426Somewhat coincidentally I was never able to see Tama sexually until someone posted some foot focus art of her.
I still need to check out the new update for World of Horror
>>3156426I bought her and oguri on a whim when I saw those two at a manga store, alongside the first chapter of the cingrey manga
>>3156342>>3156357they suck ass lol. i was busy aswell as flatlining during dia's banner so i had to make oguri and nishino a few hours ago. el whiffed gw and uma stan aswell as whiffing head-on on a sprint S version of her. just glad i got into A with such little prep lol, finals will be whatever. at least im free to focus on dirt now
>>3156435Oguri Cap is a bluema kinda
>>3156322>playing sony games
>>3156413Gallipoli is what I'm enjoying the most atm. HLL vietnam was underbaked. Sometimes play Ready or Not with the lads when DLC comes out. Waiting forever for Black Orchestra to come out. My most played game is Siege though.
>>315644055% is not really that great but its respectable, you got a solid chance for plat
>>3156435sort by bust size on gametora
>>3156322Who gives a shit, legit whats the appeal of GTA
>>3156398Way more right. A /pol/ nazi who thinks you are a worm if didn't learn japanese to read eroge.
>>3156419What are some crunchy rpgs and which umas would play them?
>>3156435Tomorrow is Helios day and she blue
>>3156444All noted, thank
>>3156452>Brownoid NaziIdk why this is so common.
>>3156444Checked. I remember one subset group of friends having a good time with siege early on but don't know of anyone else who plays it now.
>>3156455da ba de da ba die
>>3156355>we're bing bing wahooers /here/this but unironically
>>3156451You can commit le crime and kill civilians with atrocious gunplay bro (ignore you can do this in every other game)
When i'm busy playing other vidya my fan count skyrockets because all i do is setup fan runs. It's the people who are baking ace runs that are actually dragging the numbers down (and actual lazy niggers who can't spend 30s to queue a run).
Okay but is Doto really that sweet?
>>3156466Doto is evil incarnate
>>3156457It's been a thing for a while.
>>3156463>and actual lazy niggers who can't spend 30s to queue a runThis is me
>>3156458Everyone I used to know from /r6g/ checked out after ubisoft went all in on the zoomzoom fortnite audience. The gameplay is still great if you can ignore that and they're slowly rolling it back because even zoomers are getting sick of the gaudy cosmetics and mcu lore.
>>3155823Guess we're not getting a second term then...
>>3156457Being a nazi is being contrarian to the established order, peopled like that for several reasons are attracted to things which are presented as such
>>3156466He is EXTREMELY cute.
>>3156461But duuuude you can also drive around and vibe out to the radio! Literally no other way to experience that
>>3156466Only post retirement.
>>3156472MileKINO is about to be very scace and it makes me sad.
>>3156474stinky old geezer.
>>3156466Doto killed a trainer in the parking lot of an Arby's in 94
>>3156479You're just baiting me into posting more pics! (it's working)
>>3156483That was my dad...
>>3156488Doto is your dad?
>>3156475Dont forget about the epic deep commentary about ameircan issues bro, le capital bad
>>3156466No. Hes kind of an asshole and people just perceive him as sweet because he has a blaze and fluffy coat (due to disease) which gives him a draft horse look. And he's okay around other animals. And of course warped by Uma Doto.Forever Young supposively is a good example of a Thoroughbred with a chill temperament.
dohna dohna was good but the ending was so fucking stupid that I'm still annoyed about it to this dayor maybe I'm the only retard who was focusing on the plot instead of antenna sex
>>3156483proofs?
>>3156453PF Kingmaker and WOTR, Troubleshooter, Battle Brothers, SMT, the SaGa series maybe. Really most RPGs can be crunchy if you're autistic enough. As for which umas would play them, I'm having a hard time imagining anyone other than Shakur and/or Taishin playing any of them out of their own volition, although a lot of them could be tricked/dared into it.
My neighas do i go for base or festival inari one
>>3156493Ooooh Dohna, ooooh Dohna
>>3156503Base imo, ends aren't starving for accel.
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>>3156322i played san andreas a lot when on was younger on my ps4 and played 3, san andreas and 4 on pc not long ago. i finished 3 but san andreas and especially 4 bored me to tears. alot of it is just the same missions repeated over and over again, at least with 3 i didn't get sick of it so fast for whatever reason. i don't think rdr2 was so good either that i'd play it again in the form of GTA6
>>3156513Rdr2 was okay
>>3156520SAMBAMAINICHISAMBAUMA UMASAMBASAMBASAMBA
>>3156512Janny is not so bad after all...
>>3156520Fuck you staring at?
>>3156520Why are you so mad?
>>3156492He chilled out a lot after being gelded right? Before that he was a bit of menace.
>TRIPLE DEBUFF NIGGER joins my pubs?????? You cant even win?????
>>3156520carrot
>>3156533I want you to suffer
>>3156533it's called the grindset
>>3156451for some its trying to recapture the lightning in a bottle from the PS2 era GTAs, which were geuninely fun, mostly because at the time there was nothing else like it.also they geuninely had fun and enjoyable characters, the radio dialogue was actually witty, and the unrealistic over the top things worked.the series got worse when they tried to make it more "grounded" and "realistic" and it just became the epitome of moderngameslop.
>>3156533Dox himhe deserves it
>>3156533that's what happens when carcinization is completed
>>3156523He didn't break a rule he just asked for blue umas
>>3156426Tama is impossible to get into bed and even if you do there will be lots of crying
>>3156533Be glad you're getting the optimal stam check
>>3156540But GTAV didn't try being realistic or grounded? It was really the late PS2 titles and IV that tried that.
>>3156520Look at that forehead
>>3156554This is how I imagine my danchou Benjamin Neightanyahu
>>3156554Mood ruiner
fugrun was glue anyways with no mile S
>>3156562You have nothing to lose but your chains
>>3156563>implying chains finish
>>3156562Im so mad i dont have this paizuri goblin
>>3156564He means the ones restraining your soul, young master.You have eyes yet cannot see mount tai
>>3156571Rickey....You've been out of office for all of gl....
I dont understand where im going wrong in pubs
>>3156567Just pay the scamcha bro
>>3156562>36 speed with three speed cards on a level 5 trainingAnd the frontnigger was unironically defending the Shakur card earlier.
>>3156249That's because "senior" doesn't imply age, just how long you've been at tracen.McQueen is a junior despite Palmer and Ryan being seniors.
>>3156426Same but because of a certain image that was posted a year ago. It was so sex I instantly found her hot https://n.uguu.se/hoCcVaOt.jpgIt took me 30 minutes to search for this image. I'm so stupid for not renaming it.
>>3156584But McQueen is younger?
>>3156577I havent done mine yet....should I swipe?
>>3156594Its not worth it if you have most of the umas imo
>>3156594Wait until the anniversary deals are up. Scam banners should still be active then.
This is what they stole from you
Where the dirt rooms at
>>3156592Ryan's the youngest out of that group. McQueen's a middle child.
>>3156598You never fill them when they get posted
>>3156582Why the fuck would you use the Shakur card anyway? That shit is fucking garbage last time I used it, might as well use SR cards
>>3156598If i host dirt rooms will you actually join or will it be 6/9 for 2 hours
>>3156601>mcqueen is so retarded she got held back
>>315660610% wit growth tho
Do I run Banana Falco, Front Rickey, or Pace Rickey for the dirt finale?
>>3156603Skill hints are the sole reason to use her.
>>3156601>Youngest>Has the 2nd fattest tits of the entire family
>>3156610The former
So next month there's >Ramonu banner with free rolls, probably like 50>C.B. but no free rolls>1 usual $20 selector, and 1 $70 selector for umas>Same but for cards?>Goddess banner with no free rolls
>>3156604Yes, I will join
>>3156612Ryan torenas only want one thing
>>3156616Only one thing is wrong, goddesses has free singles
>>3156616Is anyone swiping for all the selectors
>>3156604i will join with 2 debuffers and then kill myself when i get the reverse podium
>>3156616>Ramonu banner with free rolls, probably like 50120, no more umarolls
>>3156619a new haircut?
>>3156549>there will be lots of cryingTama is a rough lover after all
>>3156623HOLY MOTHER OF GOD...TEN PULLS? FOR FREE?!
Can someone spoonfeed a link to that chat filter tester site?
>>3156582Are you talking about me? Reading comprehension. I called it a brick. Fronts also run bricks. No point arguing with you of you can't fucking read.
>>3156636Just search umaflagger
>>3156603skills, f2p with no speed cards, probably borrowing wit sweepy so can't use speed sr sweepy
ryan backshots
>>3156632more like>BWEEEEHHH TRAINER DONT LEAVE ME FOR OGURI I CANT HELP IT IM A FLAT MIDGET
>>3156627I'll get a $20 one. I don't think there's anyone in missing who I want to spend $70 (5 cheeseburger meals) for. What's much more tempting is the card selectors. I got fucked by tachyon so $90 to help unbrick my pace slot is very tempting with how paces are (allegedly) going to get strong soon*
>>3156643Tama won though
>>3156636https://umakaite.github.io/UmaFilter/https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/>>3156640kys
>>3156643Why would I leave her for Oguri?Oguri is BORING and her assets NON-COMPETETIVE, at least weird noises Tama makes are funny
>>3156611but you can just inherit and/or fish for spurt and what not from C.B, only time i used shakur was during arima for the gold heal>mfw i just got vietnam flashbacks from having to get spurt solely from hishiama SR when i first started and didn't have parents
Our local Denny's is closing. My state's in ruins and just passed a catastrophic tax so I'm not surprised, but I'm having one last meal and giving a toast to Oguri.>>3156612Did our eggheads confirm that? She could be barrel chested.
>>3156646Thanks.>>3156640You too.
>>3156652>Going to Denny's for any reason other than it being 12:30 am and nowhere else is openBleak
>>3156652out of the blue, huh?
>>3156627I'll only buy the 70 dollar one if I get raped by my banners of choice, I haven't pulled for umas in many many many months and for once I want to get Dia, Kita (both achieved) Fujin and CB. I think I deserve it after restricting myself so much
>>3156643Oguri only beat Tama on a slim margin once when Tama's health was declining. I'm not downplaying Oguri but Tamamo cross was a strong racer
>"Trainer's will have a fan count of only Urara's shopping district seniors, Gold City's white fans and straight Sirius symboly women trainers and look you dead in the eyes and ask you "how did you know im from /v/mapyoi?" Heh, I dunno bro, you haven't played the game in months, your dancho's switched his profile uma 20 times in the last 3 days, and your entire folder is those annoying ass bird images.. Seems cool being from /v/mapyoi, I wish I could be from /v/mapyoi but I can't, because I'm chinese"Won't be around for the banner since I have shit to do but here a helios after she stole your wallet to buy a 70$ t-shirt because she saw it on umastagram, I hope you all meet her at a very chinese time in your lives
>>3156655They've been closing at 10 PM for a few weeks now anyways.They're closing for good at 12 PM today.>>3156656Rudolf would probably be able to cheer me up.
>>3156649End Corners/Straights are surprisingly hard to get
>>3156660I want to hear her playlist right nowCute drawing, thanks
>>3156649Both Inaris innately have spurt available in their skillpool, so Shakur is mostly for end closer corners/straights since the random hint pool for it in GL is bloated with garbage.
>>3156649>mfw i just got vietnam flashbacks from having to get spurt solely from hishiama SR when i first started and didn't have parentsGood times. She is an SSR card in disguise just like Kingu and Sweepy.
>>3156656symboli rudolf owes me sex
>>3156574Post your umas and we can help diagnose the issue
>>3156660fascinating
>90% of dirt rooms are open leaguewhy don't those shitters go graded, it would make my life of getting inside A finals so much easier
>>3155809>Christmas Biwa>Looks like Santa>Gives presents
>>3156685Interesting isn't it?
>>3156584but those three are literally all the same generation. mcqueen and ryan ran in the same kikuka sho
>>3156686>transcend>trans send her
>>3155988Ok so any consensus? how can I test them? I don't think I can put both in a room
>>3156660Goddammit woman, spending my money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnWVTycPxbo
Join my rooma neigha. Show your work.
>>3156017One was the new Robocop game, another was Ghost RunnerNo clue what the third game is
>>3156695I can stand equations but I am not fucking doing limits right now, I fucking hate limits so god damn much
>>3156695umagrok give me the code
>>3156695What the fuck
>>3155809Wtf bad rats????
>>3156695Actually laughed.
>>3156017>>3156697Robocop Rogue CityGhostrunnerGhostrunner 2
>>3156660Helios is so fucking sexy....
I love my umas and I love the sprintcasino.Team was made in two days and I cheated my way to A finals again.
>>3156688That's why I pointed it out.McQueen was April 3rd, 1987. Palmer was March 21st, and Ryan was April 11th. Yet, Ryan and Palmer are Senior while McQueen is Junior. Hence, "that's how long they've been at the academy."The academy operates much closer to a post-secondary.
>>3156710Helios had like the 2nd most cosplays at Los Angeles.
>>3156660I would gladly give helios cheap shitty t shirts
>>3156695Where do I even begin solving this
>>3156715Who had the most? Generic T-head Torena? Oguri?
>>3156691I think left looks better despite the lack of wit. You can put them both in a room and manually test them in practice mode, but you would have to use 3rd party tools like Moirai or Hakuraku to see which one of them is objectively better
>>3156725Prob reddit tachyon.
>>3156725#1 Oguri by far And #3 Curren.At Santa Anita there was more of a spread ignoring Trainers.
>>3156695I found the room but have no dirters lol, thanks for refreshing my math tho
>>3156729Curren was top 3? Thats interesting
>>3156733Whats the room code I can't into calc
>>3156737Curren is actually really beloved by girls, surprisingly.
>>3156738Train wit
>>3156741Neigha I fucking hate math
>>3156724It's honestly quite easy, it's intentionally made so you can solve it quickly if you see the identities and patterns
>>3156672huh, i still have my old libra goldshi aswell, think it was my first CM just after finding the threads>She is an SSR card in disguise just like Kingu and Sweepy.she was so good, the stam bonus she had felt mad nice lol>>3156664actually now that i think about it the pool of natural ends without sparks is pretty small so even looping would be somewhat difficult since you cant get them without hints or inherit
>>31566956/9Are we on a witlet thread?
>>3155938She got kicked out the group after losing the BCC
>>3156749My degree is on literature man
>>3156749I can have the answer but I don't have dirtumas
>>3156750I'd lose to Big Curren Cock too
>>3156749I'm marginally above average in intelligence but that doesn't mean I'm good at math.
>>3156756>I'm marginally above average in intelligenceEveryone thinks that about themselves
>>3156753wow, a useless husband for a certain someone
>>3156737Basically anyone from the animus was fairly common to see along with some more meme characters including Tachyon.There was a group of Fenomenos going after Festas, playfully and consensually of course.
>>3156695barbingpt solve this problem and tell me the steps in bulletpoints
>>3156764Rarest uma you saw?
>>3156748>that RikoI'm sorry i stole your luck and MLB'd her with the free pulls.
>>3156759I usually treat myself as a retard but I wanted to try to give myself credit. You're right though, I'm sub-60 and a mouth breather.
>>3156695if we had a based stakes host this would be the rooms
>>3156765The protocols of the elders of oy neigh refer to the-
>>3156749I have not done calc since I graduated college 5 years ago.
>>3156769ToJo...
>>3156695>Oh great! It finally fill-NIGGER
seems to be working well
>>3156776I'm ToJo if she was tech literate.
The club room's floor is shaking for some reason
>>3156778Evan Falco's saying "oof"
>>3156695Very intelligent umas, thanks for joining. Make sure to train wit.
>>3156780>first letter partially visibleMOOOOOODSTHEY POSTED THEIR OWN DOXXBANISH THEM TO /SOC/
>>3156784that's her blowjob face
>>3156789that's my RIVAL MommyCreekGooner
Is it me or are there less dirt publics than usual
What if Umamusume gets hacked like Nikke just did?
>>3156793Qrd?
>>3156792There are more than two weeks left to prepareMost ppl don't have a lot of dirtersIf they do, it's a rickeyslop CM anywayMutant trainers are probably still cooking
>>3156695even though room is done, wanna try to have a hand at it>first term:e^(pi i) = -1 so it's just 6^10>second termlimit is 7 so it's 7^7>third term geo series which is just 2327233>final answer57315400
>>3156793we don't have a launcher or in-game browser for that kind of fuck up
>>3156767Sort of a bad question because I may have seen some whomas without realizing it. Just going to say Neo Universe.Umas that were more common than expected:>Red Desire>Still In Love >Forever Young >Diamond (showing up in her race outfit anyways)>Stay GoldThere was shockingly barely any Falcos other than one girl who had a top tier cosplay, could dance, and took a tripod camera with her everywhere.
>>3156798It was that easy and yet neighas struggled to solve it...
>>3156785It was the best dirt Scarlet I had in my ichiban warchest, but she doesn't have the right greens. At least she can be #1 at math.
>>3156796The PC launcher for Nikke apparently got compromised with malware.
>>3156695Here's the roomcode>>3156785Whoops looks like I was too late, anyways this was fun, how did you come up with the whole thing?
>>3156800How fat were those umadol thighs, its important
>>3156796PC launcher for Nikke had an RCE in it that stole all information from people who launched it, installed malware and took all passwords/files/etc. Supposedly it even took crypto wallet codes and stuff. >>3156799Good point
>>3156804>how did you come up with the whole thing?My brain neigha
>>3156591>didn't open it in timefuck
>>3156807I'm really bad at coming up with problems by myself so I was surprised lol
>>3156801I refuse to do homework. I'm not going to school anymore I don't care about solving any of that gay shit. I'm still traumatized by my school years.
>>3156805At work but im sure she put shitloads of pictures and videos of herself on twitter.
>>3156803What kind of malware?
>>3156796from what i read someone let a domain the launcher connects to expire and things went predictably poorly
You guys are smart...
>>3156799how about the people who use hachimi/overseer since those are like external programs that bind into tthe game that for>hachimiconnects to the internet in order to check for updates>overseerspins up a whole localhost serverboth of these have vulnerabilities
>>3156809>>3156591nvm that was an issue on my end. naisu
>>3156816Im in finance so I had to do a lot of math.
>>3156814It was a remote code execution that functioned as an infostealer and took everything from saved browser passwords to banking credentials, while also installing trojans.
>>3156816Im an engie
>>3156817wtf i'm going to vibecode a virus to burn down cheatfaggots houses RIGHT NOWoverseer died btw
>>3156807What do you study/work as? I'm curious>>3156820Hey I did financial math too (more quant orientated) nice
Do Asians code in English?
>>3156817>checks updates over the internetAnd Umamusume is entirely driven by HTTPS and AES-encrypted msgpack. The server has already been reverse engineered.
>>3156801Or they just didn't feel like doing a random math assignment.
>>3156824Too off topic for my taste but if you must know accounting
>>3156823nah, shit is back
>>3156825They use Latin characters for the code, but the comments are Japanese.Messed with a lot of old Japanese web scripts to know this.
>>3156829It's chill man, this was fun, I don't really use the math I learnt at my current job so thanks
>>3156825They have to use it for most languages to some degree, even in their autism projects
>>3156825Almost all all mainstream programming languages were created in English speaking countries and rely on English based syntax and keywords.
>>3156831what's the point of it now when they've patched event lookup
>>3156824>>3156829cool, did a lot of math in my physics undergrad but i just do hardware accelerator design now, so i don't use that much math anymore
>>3156838Wait they actually patched it? I thought the vibecoded tool just broke down on its own.
>>3156839I'm not smart enough to get into a proper quant position so I doubt I'll ever make most of it, despite how much I like it. I'm a witlet in comparison
>>3156841bwo...
>>3156839What a small world i did physics undergrad too. I now do real estate....
>>3156652https://litter.catbox.moe/jklo7qu21cg3cu9i.jpgSo long, and thanks for the meals...Now we have to figure out what restaurants to go to on Tuesdays :/
Why is this such a problemWhere's my fangs
>>3156841yea they didHOWEVER, from lurking in remezzo's discord, some people HAVE found a way to fix it again, but they're gatekeeping it, remezzo claims to have fixed it in the new overseer but it's fucked, there's a lot of cheater drama that i just like to watch and not take a part of
>>3156849Why won't cygays just nuke them.
Are any of these cards worth not cleating? I have all the major meta cards except for finemo and cb.
>>3156848
>>3156847you should go to Arby's>pretend i have a taiki image
>>3156857The nearest one is like two towns away.
Who is the mare in Nakayama's career that went to the Arc?
>>31568551) not real2) ew brown
>>3156854Hoarder-san...
>>3156854your TT bonus?
>>3156854TT bonus makes keeping them all worth it.
>>3156846What's the pipeline there?
>>3156861>1) not realNone of them are real, anon. Japan is a made up fantasy land.
>>3156849kek and not kek, this explains a lot
>>3156861>not realBut her fang is real?
>>3156871>>3156868proof of a fang?
>>3156868Amazon is from the US tho
>>3156852cyjews won't directly profit from adding means to prevent cheating, look at umajp they're just milking the playerbase for everything now
>>3156872
>>3156865>>3156866TT is not really an issue. I've been able to stay in class 6 ever since I got put there.
Does someone have the Kitasan Korea size image? I am insulting someone on a different board
>>3156872https://umamusu.wiki/File:Hishi_Amazon_(Main).png
>>3156831CYGAMES, BAN THESE PEOPLE
>>3156877That's not in game>>3156880That could be a virus link; I shan't click it.
>>3156854Beyond TT nah, they're useless, though speed Jordan is decent
>>3156882You're just baiting to bloat your Hishiama folder! Have a non-fang one as punishment!
>>3156854I used Speed Ardan for Pacers and I found it useful
please be nice to her.
>>3156854Speed ardan and Speed Jordan are aight
>>3156886NOOOOOOClever anon...nice pic
>>3156879PLEASE I NEED IT BEFORE THE ARGUMENT ENDS
>>3156888Im happy shes getting posted in the first place.
>>3156891
>>3156879Gotchu bro
hishiMAMA
>>3156893Not that one>>3156894THANKS
>>3156888/v/ma is a pro-Hishiama stronghold.
>>3156879I got this
>>3156896Which uma would Johnny Bravo train?
>>3156898I need that delicious brown alt ASAP
>>3156888>>3156898Is /v/ma a Hishiama nation or a Fuji empire? Which dorm wins?
>>3156879Got here too late but here's another one
>>3156901TO Elvis
>>3156904Personally I like fuji
>>3156904Ritto > Miho
https://poal.me/lmtlo9https://poal.me/lmtlo9https://poal.me/lmtlo9
>>3156904>making me choose between two beautiful womenhow dare you
>>3156879Here's one for you.
Skipping CB for Hishiama
>>3156910virus link
Fuji?Hishiama?I live with Maruzensky.
>>3156915woke mind virus
i might leave my non-vma club next month, danchou is nonresponsive and we are steadily falling in ranks
>>3156910This poll's biased, I only really know about Fuji and what she gets up to.
>>3156918Well, it was inevitable
Hishiama suffered from being close to the Kita rerun. Once her alt comes out toreinahs are going to go buckwild.
>fujSHIT PISSeki winsbrown hours
>>3156918>next month,We are at the beginning of the month. I think its a good time to jump ship t b h, unless you like your frens there and think it can be salvaged.
>>3156918you can leave right now retard. Der/v/ has spots to fill
>>3156910THEY'RE OFF, RACING IN A TIE, NECK-AND-NECK!
>>3156922That dress is wild. Made for impregnation during the wedding night.
>>3156916Me? I live with FuriosoLike canonically, she lives in your apartment and talks to crawfish when you are away
>>3156918Der/v/ will welcome you.
>>3156918You can hop in right now anon, der /v/ has one spot (and /v/mers too)
>>3156910Shit man I cant decide, i actually do like both
>>3156910damn, it's a close one lol
>>3156926AIIEEEE STOP THE COUNT
>>3156918It's the 4th, perfectly good time to leave now if you want
>>3156910Why not both?
>>3156926>>3156933THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS, FINAL STRETCH! FUJI IN THE LEAD, HISHI TWO LENGTHS BEHIND! IT COULD BE ANYONE'S GAME, FOLKS! Send them your energy!
>Nishino+Hishiama wedding altsPedos rolling for Nishino will be force converted to being normal again by Hishiama spooks.
>>3156918mambro..
>>3156924>>3156925>>3156930>>3156934there is always hope...
>>3156926>>3156936Kneel
>>3156910>Neighas aren't enlightened to brownmas FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU!!!!
>>3156940hope for what? You should have left your dead club months ago
>>3156938And viceversa...
>>3156942Its still early.....we are end closers.....
>>3156943Anon, I think the club dying out is a recent development. Like, last two weeks.
>>3156942I DON'T WANNA FUCK NIGGERSI WANNA FUCK TOMBOYS WITH BIG BOOBS
Is there a definitive best carat calculator/planner?
>>3156941AND A STUNNING VICTORY! FUJI TAKES THE PLATINUM!Local news reports Hishi Amazon found crying behind her hair, rumors of a retirement?!
Is this a good deck for End Haru in the Dirt Cup? I'm not sure if I should drop Ruby and run three Speed cards instead. Also, should I focus on inheriting Stamina or Power?
>>3156946I'm certain I've seen a Grass poster in a non /v/ma club talking about how his club was dying months ago
>>3156949
>>3156949>counting out an end closer
>>3156949DONT LET THEM REWRITE HISTORY
>>3156950Haru with 2 speed is painful if you don't have speed sparks. But it's doable. That's the issue with her. 3 speed is max /comfy/ but no ruby is no bueno.
>>3156950She has no speed growth in either version while having a power growth in both. I'd say run a mix of speed/stam sparks, you will really struggle to hit a decent amount of speed with only 2 speed cards and no speed growth otherwise.
>>3156949BROWN WAVE INCOMING
What's this!? Post-race shenanigans! Hishi caught performing a kabedon while gently twirling Fuji Kiseki's hair! Is this a new rivalry, or...something else?!Male trainers left aghast and afraid!
>>3156950You need full speed sparks if you're gonna do this.
>>3156961I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
>>3156950Imo run the Taiki card and try to get Leap Forward from inspirations or lessons instead.
>>3156961Fujixisters we got too cocky...
>>3156950Go for about 12 speed sparks, 6 stamina sparks at minimum. Also, click a LOT of speed. Your tokens will be hella imbalanced.
Hope you neighas have a good day
THE FUTURE IS BROWN
>>3156967honestly not really, feeling pretty in the dumps, head hurts a lot, tired, regretful, but I have cute Umamusume to cheer me up at least
>>3156961AIIIIEEEE REF SHE'S CASTING SPURT + TRACEN CHEERNONONO MY HEAD ON CAN'T COMPETE AAAAAAAAAA
>>3156967You too tanukibro
>>3156943basically >>3156946, we've been holding out for months and plummeted just after kitabanner for some reason
>>3156961God they're both so sexy I just can't choose
>>3156972Come home white man.
Out of Stamina or out of time - Fuji once again leads the pack! Can anyone stop her blazing energy? Hishi struggles!
LIGHTS OF VAUDEVILLE
>>3156977THIS WONT BE THE END OF MEASSEMBLE CLUBMATES
>>3156957>>3156959>>3156962>>3156964>>3156966I see, thanks a lot! Hope your runs go well too
Ive yet to cast my vote, who would give me better sex?
>>3156977Summoning all marebros, our brown goddess NEEDS US!!
>>3156967Hope you do as well
>>3156984>mare housewife>st*llion child molester
THE FUTURE IS HISHI! GENKI ENERGY CAN'T BE BEAT! With her speed and power, nothing can slow this Umamusume down! The cheers of her fans give her unmatched ability! Can she keep the lead away from FUJI?
>>3156969not gonna lie, going through it today, but we'll live
I DONT LIKE EITHER
>>3156967>Took wfh>Family on a trip>Finished today's work load early>Jacked off on company time to umamusune from the comfort of my bed>Ordered some sushi so I don't have to cookI feel GREAT
>>3156990yeah
>>3156989ITS DOBER
>>3156991der/v/ club member...
>>3156995So what was the consensus on der/v/Do we kick them out or are they allowed to stay?
>>3156995There are Fujifags in der/v/
The only way to truly settle this is the track.
stallion pussy is tighter than mare pussy
I don't think about your club at all.
>BrownGODS need help
Tomboys are the superior form of girl
>>3157001One-on-one?
>>3156950Switch out Marvy with a speed card of your choice and borrow Sweepy wit. You can try the Rubrick route once you have a decent ace with Sweepy's gold. My Digitan that i build that way is winning rooms here.
>>3156995Im actually in TamaLove
>>3157011Out
>>3157011Gwo...
>>3157013being on this list makes me nervous
>>3157014Fine...ill go back to lurking.
>>3157013LOOK GARY THERE I AM
>>3157011BROROOOOOBROOOOO
>>3156998I don't understand how you can support these scum after the Epsatono Files got leaked.
>>3157018Lmfao no one cares dude. Chill. It's just bantzBwo
>>3156967A retard that I know was celebrating the very same political faction that destroyed my life and ruined gaming so I could be doing MUCH better.I don't have any notable Swiss horses to look up fanumas for so here's this instead.
>>3157011>>3157018I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I'M GONNA GO MESSAGE YOU RIGHT NOW
>>3157013Do the others of the big 5>/v/ma>der/v/>/v/mers
>>3157013>TWO Hishi AkebonosHoly larp
>>3157024Umama...
>>3157013lmao I changed my uma for a few days and skewed the results in our favor. All according to plan
>>3157021Cunnychads are based though?
>>3157013my club betrays everything we stand for
>>3157028How do they keep getting away with it?
>>3157013>teiobros in bothwe run this board
>>3157025i wasn't the one who made the original data collection but sure, the OG>>3149086>>3149170
>>3157013The 2 Akebonos are skewing the results
NOT SO FAST BROWNFAGS
>>3157013How am I one of the few flat enjoyers in Der/v/...Is this a betrayal?
>>3156972It's Mambo isn't it
>>3157013Oy Neigh is a flat fuck club
>>3157041Der/v/ has betrayed what it once stood for, its now a bastion for rebooblicans
>>3157013
>>3157045Noooooo!!!!They have lost the Mandate of Flatness...
I am eager to know the fattest tit average club
>>3157034I think ALL our clubs have Teiobros in it
>>3157013KAWAKAMI PRINCES HAS BUST 91? HOLY
Good lord, Hishi is unstoppable!!
>>3157050>mine doesnt>check>it does
>>3157013Oh hey, I'd just finished surveying the other clubs and was about to post my findings. Good timingAnyone mind checking my work for me? I've noticed at least a few mistakes (at one point I mixed up Rice and Doto's measurements in some places) so I'd appreciate a second opinion
should we do a race? only Ama and Fujis
>>3157050I'm escaping to the ONE place not corrupted by Teiobros... hh... hhhh... /V/AGABOND!
>>3157053THATS NOT WHAT MINE SAYS, THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL THE POLL
>>3157056Yes, set the deadline
>>3157059I'm with you, Fujibros.If it's brown...let it drown!
>>3157055No fucking way
>>3157055>Pedo club>Biggest tit enjoyersSo it was another lie?
>>3157055der/v/...
>>3157055>pedophile club>actually the highest concentration of cows
>>3157056>Two Fujis + Legend Race>One Ama + No Legend Race until next monthSKEWED
>>3157055>Der/v/ girls are the tallest and bustiestw-what?
>>3156936This kind of reminds me of the Whacky Races where the characters would make a competitive race out of everything
>>3157055UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORSE M.D. BROS?
>>3157061How the fuck did Fuji lose 2 votes? someone is fucking with us
>>3157059>brown enjoyers >they steal
>>3157071ITS NOT UPDATED, HISHI AMAZON STOLE THE VOTES
>>3157055>/v/ma is too skinnyAnother trial for my people.And another serving.
FUJI AND HISHIAMARITTO AND MIHOA ONE-ON-ONE SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES
>>3157055>>3157050there are 5 teiobros among our ranks...
>>3157071I'm one. I flipped to Hishi when the results were first declared.I flipped back as soon as Hishi reportedly won.
>>3157075More sad Taiki pls
>>3157055>Oy neigh is the actual pedo clubMakes sense to me.
>>3157065They're trying to collect kompromat on everyone else while they themselves enjoy busty women. The level of cunning and deception is unprecedented.
>>3157080But I wanna post happy Taiki
>>3157059My vote for Fuji just disappeared and I had to input it again, they are literally stealing votes
>>3157055>tfw prefer flatties but both of my oshis are tit monsters dragging my club down as usual, danchou gomen...
That's rather cute.
>>3157055>>3157077All clubs without Teiobro will officially disband
>>3157084she'll be happy after TND
>>3157075Please stop think of your clubmate's health
>>3157077>oy neigh has the most teiobros>highest rank clubsurely it's just a coincedence
Don't kid yourself with this silly voting thing. Let's settle this with a >fun race!
>>3157077Looks like I need to get to work on purging the RAT out of my club.
>>3157095You first
>Rebooblicans are cheating brownsHoly ludo
>>3157098I would host but i don't have either of them.
>>3157099Fuji isn't exactly demoflat
>>3157103Shes a respectable member of the middle bust
>>3157095Then set the rules so I can begin training my ace
we are witnessing election fraud in real time
So is Amazon wild and feral Uma or a Mom Muma? Her art confuses me.
>>3157095instead of fun we should have cum
>>3157107This entire era is full of election fraud>Oguri beats taishin>Bourbon wins, doto doesn't even show up>Now Hishi Amazon is robbing fujiGODS
>>3157109Both
>>3157077>no telobros in /v/mapyoilooking good for /v/mapyoi?
Just downloaded dis shiieeet where da gun and ball??
>>3157111Teiobro...
>>3157114Actually thats why its not looking good
>>3157109wild on the streets mom in the sheets
With this treasure, I summon /uma/ to fuck with this election.
>>3157122Otonashi poals as a thing are from /uma/ btw
>>3157114looking GREAT
>Every time Fuji gains a new vote Amazon instantly gains another one
>>3157122AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE RUINED IT
>>3157055/v/agabond...Oy neigh...Care to explain?
>>3157126SHES CHEATING
>>3157075
>>3157128not looking good for *reads notes*Horse MD???
/V/MA SIMPLY VOTED AS IF I WERE ON THE BALLOTREBOOBLICANS JUST KEEP WINNINGACCEPT THE RESULTS FUJIKEKS
>>3157055Since nobody's pointed out any errors in my numbers, I'll assume everything is in orderHere's a clearer club-by-club breakdown
>someone shares poal in club>what could possibly be going on>Voting for magical paizuri btw, with this one trick she can make your cum dissappear.
Name a SINGLE good uma from miho dorms
just noticed helios aptitudes
>>3157134>/v/ma has a perfect tieHuh
>>3157136/ourgirl/
>>3157128She's my daughter.
>>3157134>/v/ma has perfect balance
>>3157136yep...pers?
>>3157134>mystery valuewtf?
>>3157128>Horse MD>0 pedophiles>somehow still the flattest clubA shining example for the entire community.
>>3157128>Tarumae >86Don't fall for her lies
>>3157136
STOP THE COUNT
>>3157139All things equally balanced...as they should be
>>3157128>missed that /v/agabond as TWO (2) Rice Showers
>>3157134When does medium become cow?
>>3157139>>3157144I initially thought Oy neigh was perfectly balanced too, but when I was putting the big chart together I realized Machan should probably count as a cow which threw them off slightly>>3157147Don't worry about it you can probably guess based on the distribution
>>3157152poal keeps removing my vote for some reason
>>3157158Stop trying to cheat fujifag
>>3157137Perfect loop material
So Fuji's lead was... just an illusion?
>>3157160I'm not, the site removes my vote every few minutes
>>3157128What's wrong with Taishin?
>>3157162Just like her cup size
>Hishi Amazon magically summoning one extra /v/maposter to vote for her every time Fuji takes the lead
>>3157055>Oguri Cap = 15>Golshi = 9Care to explain?
>this thread
>>3157164She's baby.
>>3157165my god, she's come down with a serious case of chromatic aberration
>>3157165I'd be the happiest trainer in the world
>>3157169Actually its all meEvery FujivoterEvery Amazonvoter(you)r postAll me, everyone in this thread is me because I am having a schizophrenic episode
>>3157169Someone posted the poal to my club and begged everyone to vote for hishi amazon lol
>>3157165
>>3157177Hello, me.Meet the REAL me.
>>3157177take your pills and end my msery
>>3157128>/v/agabondThey snuck into DK and Hayahide's shared banana horde.>>3157174Suzuka's just half American and was born in Japan.
>>3157177This, I do not exist beyond your delusions
>>3157177I'm currently in your walls, Doto.
>>3157055>all these /v/ma clubs>not a single yaenofag
>>3157166I'm glad someone else sees through her tricks.
>>3157178Do brownbros really? Sad!
>>3157188/v/ma... lost?
>>3157188We're waiting for the REAL /v/ma WON
>>3157188/v/ma lost/vm/a won
>>3157188I vividly remember a Yaeno pic in my club, der/v/
>/vm/a
YOU AND ME HISHI BROWNS 1 ON 1. BRING IT ON
Hey I did my part in Oy neigh, I have a big titty uma.
>>3157188I was sure there was at least oneLike the guy who doesn't like it when I post an image of Yaeno being bullied
>>3157188There's one in der/v/, blindbro
>>3157200I am...a Mutekilet.
>>3157188I could switch back to yaeno later
>>3157179Super Creek had 200 offspring by the way.
>>3157197Kingu is so hot
>>3157201Thanks for the bake acute chan
>>3157188Literal blindbro
>>3157188I considered it but Maruzensky is load bearing now. She will be my profile uma until EoS.
>>3157174oh yea i forgott ramonu did fuck ryan (this horse won a make debut last weekend)
>>3157210...der/v/ WON
>>3157204If you truly wanted her, you would've sparked
>>3157188>one of the few umas that have never ever won a CM here (since miss victoria got added)>one of the few umas that have never ever been a profile umaWhy is she /v/ma won if she keeps losing?
>>3157215Omen of doom, expect mass brickening
>>3157214I used all my carats but didn't have enoughNow I must use THAT
>>3157128Taishin isn't a loli she's just short
>>3157215>one of the few umas that have never ever been a profile umaFake >>3157210
>>3157219>m.
I'm too lazy to do this but does someone want to go through all the clubs and see which umas don't have waifufags?
>>3157219Could you speak up, I couldn't hear you over Tickezo's Tickezos.
>>3157223pointless when many trainers change their profile uma irregularly
>>3157223I switch my profile uma weekly so it doesn't really fit
>>3157215It's symbolic
>>3157055>that one other Robert Royfag from /hug/Wherever you are... I salute you ser...
>>3157228You guys know we read the threads too right we just dont join rooms.
>>3157226/v/mapyoi danchou...
>>3157223How can you tell?
>>3157229Actually I joined a fun room recently
>>3157229Sometimes I can almost hear their voices... From the beyond...
>>3157228I actually have her as my oshi but I don't use her as my profile uma so people wouldn't associate her with me when I join rooms
>>3157229"We" referring to...
>>3157226this but for main screen
>>3157229I see you in CMs sometimes, doctors. In fact, you are the team I meet the most there. All good.
>>3157236/hug/bros
>>3157223Bamboo Memory has been forgotten.
>>3157239I need bakushin carnally
>>3157236"We" are all "me", you know?..."Noticing" it is part of "climbing the wall"...
>>3157235Terrorism is bad
>>3157239Bakushin is sexy?
>>3157242If janny wins me plat I'll switch to her for a month at least.
>>3157246Only with her hair down
>>3157246Stupid sexy.
Give me plat please
>>3157237Why would anyone do this?
>>3157251I'll think about it
>>3157252NTA hearing the same voice lines over and over gets tiring fast.
Im a true intellectual
>>3157252you don't want your girls to be alone and lonely, do you?
Let's settle this like gentlemen58391920583919205839192058391920DORM STAKES ARE OPEN
>>3157257Conditions? How long is it gonna be open for. I need to build mine
>>3157251You'll get your platwhen you fix this damn META
>>3157255Whats the point of just maru there?
>>3157258Random season (idk), firm great, it's a spur of the moment thing, I gave the room 24h
give me plap please
>>3157257Is this a spurt track? Gonna make a quick ama
>>3157257No one has Fuji
>>3157253Give me plat, and I'll make this race the greatest in all of /v/ma, or else you will die.
Maruzensky's bikini is too slutty
>>3157265>Is this a spurt track?Yeppers.
>>3157263Light Hello...
>>3157257End Closers ALWAYS rape Pace Chasers, you just signed your defeat Fujifag
>>3157261
>>3157276You're a pedophile if you find her attractive btw
>>3157277WHAT THE FUCK, I HAVE AN EL CONDOR PASA MASK NOW?
>>3157277dubs of truth
>>3157277No one is attracted to Tazuna
>have seen maybe two horses at a distance in my life>"I bet I could get famously bad tempered horses like Tamamo Cross to open up to me"Why am I like this?
>>3157257Hold while I train
>>3157287sure
>>3157286You know your worth
Nooticing fujiGODS are playing the game
>>3157286A dumb animal cant be that hard to handle
>>3157292Fuji has her ult in the game. Meanwhile I have to wait a couple of months for hishi's.
>>3157286Everyone wants to believe they're special.
>yt boys come home from work>hishi surgeIts me im the white boy, i fucking love chocolate
>>3157298But I am, I waa on the special boy classes
I volunteer at a farm for retired race horses. Never met a mean one.
>Did quite good yesterday>constant 2-3 and worse assrapes today with bad mood on everythingI want to kill myself
Bruh this epithet is some bullshit you gotta win by 8 LENGHTS?
>>3157307Its probably the hardest in the game
>>3157303Who made Jordan cry?
>>3157304Are they geldings?
>>3157307Yeah, it's not worth it, it's extremely hard to get, you also need to win the triple crown as favorite in every race
>Party Dash is 70% offYou're getting it right?
>>3157311All but one, yes
>>3157303Eh, who wasn't? :PI was only on the special kid's bus for pre-school. In retrospect, that's probably why I'm so comfortable with eccentric people.
>>3157313FOUR MINIGAMES
>>3157313>4 minigaymes
>>3157317I wonder if the more infamous racehorses like dejo and orfevre were gelded. Though some mares were aggressive like I heard kawakami was
>>3157335I will say there's no famous horses here. They're mostly horses that either weren't suitable for racing, got injured, or weren't put to stud.
NOOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE TO A PERFECT
>>3157339>thread is this close to becoming a battlefield as people argue about the dorm leaders>meanwhile this anon
>>3157339>Fuji & HishiamaFuckin' fencesitter
>>3157344>>3157345I'm also hosting the race lol
>>3157335Neither of them were gelded. Gelding is actually often utilized as a last-ditch attempt to salvage a horse, so if a super aggressive stallion gets gelded, it's going to happen before they're particularly famous for much of anything.That said, Kelso reportedly didn't really calm down after getting gelded, but their aggression was channeled into racing post-gelding.
eh? so do people just dislike hishi?
Reject the dorms and live independently.
>>3157351Poal removes my vote every 5 minutes, I give up, I can't keep clicking Fuji every time my vote gets removed. The poll is rigged
>>3157348der/v/ian...
>>3157292AmaCHADS are busy fappan cuz she's hotter
>>31572574/18
>>3157358Wow, they do look good in each other's clothing.Wish I could join. I wouldn't win, but it'd be fun. Unfortunately I have neither...
>>3157313>Still $17.99 leafbux (plus tax) even on such a huge sale>FOUR (4) minigamesThink I'll pass, thanks. Doesn't seem like much bang for my buck, unless maybe the roguelite mode is extremely good or there's a thriving multiplayer scene I'm unaware of
They really fucking need to let us play the game while an auto is going
Helios in 24 hours right?
>>3157367
>>3157367(six-seven)yeppers
>>3157373Such a cute girl
>>3157286I could rizz up any animal I'm a lover not a fighter
>>3157352>Furioso>Lives Alone
Will (you) be pulling?
>>3157377big fan of the haunting spectre of herself in the background of this card. pretty Sick I'd say
>>3157387>Here's that Runaway Front Runner you ordered, boss
>>3157387I already got nishino for milesloppas and I'm starting to think that was a rugpull
>>3157387I might give her some pinks if i feel crazy.
>>3157387I'm going to wait until the v day banner comes out, just in-case I luck shit her on that.
>>3157387I already have all the other Gyarumas so I'm obligated to.
>>3157388wtf
>>3157394I might give her some dicks if you know what I mean
>>3157387I'll wait for the gyaru banner
>>3157358This is Hishiama's canon size but Fuji is quite embellished.
>>3157401Her name is Rubert not Richard you idiot.
>>3157377>>3157388What does it mean?
>>3157387I can't afford a cheeky tenner in this economy.
>>3157393Accel uniques are better as parents for someone with a velocity unique then as an ace themselves
>>3157387I'll throw whatever tickets I get from the CM at herWorked last time, got Blaze Brian in 4
>>3157410Don't worry about it
Saved the last 2 tickets for the last 20 minutes to continue panic building with no results. Fielded a different scarlet today just to see if she could compete and the result is a resounding maybe? I might try that new Uma.moe simulator tonight and see if I can glean anything from it.Anyway here's my report card.
How do I convince myself not to roll for 1 copy of this card since I'm borrowing the pal card when I just went to spark for an uma and there's 2 (maybe 3) banners I need to roll for next month and it'll be usable for exactly 2 GM CMs?
>>3157420shant roll for guts card
>>3157417My bad, should've used protection.
>>3157420dew itt
Teio raped me behind the clubhouse again
>>3157426At least it was just one rape. Teio usually does three rapes.
>>3157410It means that the ghost of the irl horse who ate shit, broke a leg and was promptly euthanized during the 1991 sprinter stakes is watching over his uma form. or something like that idk I haven't actually read her story yet
>>3157420If you're planning on running paces in GM, you either roll for it, double selector it, or you roll for Ancestors. I'm just biting the bullet and pulling Ancestors personally so I can run things other then exclusively paces without wanting to kill myself but Neck and Neck on a usable card for short distances is very good
>>3157430I think it symbolizes her younger self watching herself give joy to hospital children like someone else did to her or some other gay shit like that
>>3156727>HakurakuHow can I use Haku to compare 2 umas?
>>3157417>undefineduhhh wtf
>>3157432the fourth option is to not give a fuck about milecasinos
THEY UNKILLED UNITYHALF TP TOMORROW AT BANNER RESET
>>3157436upload veteran json and fill the slots with shit
Is Fuku still the best borrow for fan runs?
Why can't I register?
>>3157439Wiait a second these aren't in the schedule
>>3157441whoever has 20% FBI believe Fuku has only 15
>>3157439>Decide to un-nuke the banner with popular characters on itProbably a good money-making decision
>>3157440>veteran jsonhow do I get those files?
>>3157439This has got to be the sexiest uma banner release so far
>>3157450nobody thinks villains are sexy
what this
>>3157448Use a tool like horseACT.https://github.com/ayaliz/horseACTFor horseAct on Windows, the default saved location is "%homepath%\Documents\Saved races".
>>3157387no wei
>>3157448https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=lobbyIf you have hakuraku installed, it's on your saved races folder.If not, you can manually input your uma, make sure to select the correct CM track first though
>>3157410>Performing for injured kids at what seems to be a children's hospital>The spooky ghost looks vaguely child-sized and is in a wheelchair>I vaguely KYS Miracle mentioning in one of her random card events that she was sickly as a kidI would assume the implication is that she used to be in the same situation as those kids and that's why she's going out of her way to cheer them up
>>3157450after the revelations today i don't think i can even>der/v/...to this post anymore
>>3157452That's a hero on the banner though
>>3157420Ancestors will help every Uma you train for the next 4 to 5 months. This card will only help Daiwa Scarlet.If you are a Scarlet main, it is probably mandatory. If not, just borrow scarlet power instead of shite gurts card.
>>3157013I do my part to ensure Oy neigh is a bigger, more well-rounded club
>>3157460What revelations?
>>3157461Yeah, and there's also Rice
>>3157463Beautiful sexy uma
DATES DATES DATES
>>3157471I'm gonna go outing with the same umas..
>>3157464see>>3157055>>3157134
>>3157455>>3157457Oh you meant the race json, I thought you meant I could export my veterans and sim with just 2 to decide which one is best
>>3157454from JP>new song>500 caratsCYGENEROUS
>>3157475>export my veteransThat's exactly what we're talking about
>>3157420I wouldn't do it, you can usually cope with head-on in most cases
Has Sprinters' Story ever had an official release outside of Japan?
>>3157482I'm a bit confused I'm sorry, so I can select all my veterans for sims and whatnot?
>>3157387Twenty cheeky tenners
>all 4 ssr chains finish junior year>6 songs junior yearMight as well glue now
>>3157495Makween..
Is there a list of all umas in NewmaYuru so far?
You know whos the best hishi?
>>3157503>Junior year going badly?>Glue>Junior year going well?>GlueWhat do you want, man?
>>3157510Wrong pic bro
Out of the two Miracles, which one gets to be called Miracle in everyday use?
>>3157510The brown one
>>3157510I love fat girls so much
>>3157519Doto is a nigger?
>>3157518There's four, actually>Fuji KisekiFuji>KisekiKiseki>Hishi MiracleMirako>K.S. MiracleKei-chan
>>3157518Termally ill boy only good for sex is miracleUseless fat fuck only good for sex is mirako
Testing a new Digitan two or three runs654856006548560065485600
>>3157525Wrong franchise bro, these are athletes
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>>3157525Scarlet...
She's good for more than sex
>>3157546Get in the fucking pool and shed those pounds fatty
>>3157533you're going to straight up just kill Kei if you fuck her/him/whatever the consensus on that guy is
>>3157546Mirako is useless by definition.
Hello hello howdy!973841579738415797384157
>>3157546Yeah yeah but are the 20 laps around the pool done or not?
>>3157519>SHITto
>>3157530>Kei-chan???
>>3157556>Two in a row rushed and spot struggle I think i might be cursed
>>3157544horny bros >woah am i gonna get a blowjob while I sleep??reality bros>she's going to electrocute my balls while I sleep isnt she?
>>3157541some of them are pudgier side
>>3157564Falco's century of humiliation continues...
Its simpleMirako is for passionate animalistic sex to burn that fatKei-chan is for gentle lovemaking and mostly cuddling under blanket so she doesn't get cold
no fat bitches
>>3157569Real niggas know that she is just monitoring you after sneaking in some pills earlier that day
>>3157576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqBcDYMNOj8
I need to reach UF before GL ends, how do I do it?
>>3157525Vodka...
>>3157581first the american fentanyl crisis and now I find out tachyon is also responsible for mk ultra
Sorry Falco you are not allowed to win. (Taiki wins but catbox isn't work for me right now)748682687486826874868268
>>3157587MK Uma actually
>>3157584click rainbow trainings hope that helps
>>3157592It doesn't
So yea, Hishiama won so next op better be her.
I like Miracle because of the legend that someone did rolling bets culminating to Miracle's Takarazuka Kinen win where he earned like 1.7m usd.
>>3157570Yeah, the sexy ones
Damn, danchou's wife looks like this?!
>>31575903/9 Join and you get Mejiro Palmer on your next ten pull (REAL, CONFIRMED)
>>3157595The race hasn't started and the poll was tampered, kinda
>>3157584Run an uma with 20% speed growthThen run 2 speed 3 wit, or 3 speed 2 wit light hello but that's usually overkill on a speed growth uma. The 3 wit cards will allow you to witmax on top of speed max. If you can get 1600 on speed, near 1200 on power, and 1300 on wit, you'll be very close, then you need to buy lots of gold skills. Just buy the cheapest ones if all you care about is UF. consider someone like Taiki or Oguri who has speed growths, or even someone like Suzuka
Newly retired Umamusume that keep eating as much as they did when they were competing and end up putting on a ton of weight
>>3157606She won the poal. For the race? Whoever wins that, gets that up coming op.
>>3157612Grass...
>>3157612Dantsu...
>>3157606>and the poll was tampered, kindaSounds like cope to me
The blacks stole the poll
rooms? bread?
>>3157612I forget, did Nice Nature get fat too?
Wait...301 images...
>>3157622Im making the thread. Hold
>>3157622I ate those roomsI ate those bread
>>3157622>rooms?Just missed them.>bread?Ogurin ate them.
>>3157623Like immediatelly, they had to put him on a very strict diet
Chubby Nature... Mmmmmmmmm
>>3157638>>3157638>>3157638
>>3156849>remezzo claims to have fixed it in the new overseer but it's fuckedHe was talking out his assApparently overseer was always predicting the first option after cygames patched it, the "fix" is to highlight the option with higher odds, which is still a gamble so it's not that useful as a cheat>some people HAVE found a way to fix it again, but they're gatekeeping itPretty sure they are just fucking with him, I doubt there is actually a workaround unless cygames is really REALLY retarded, or they managed to find a way to predict events using the career seed (which may not even be used for career events, or even anything useful at all)What makes me think it's fake is that its obviously pretty easy to fake using a private serverThe UmamusumePS dev used to have a private discord for sharing cheats and exploits, which is apparently where remezzo got a lot of his stuff like the account reroller and independent training bot fromremezzo had a friend in that discord who he met from eden, he tricked that friend into running a discord chat scraper while they were drunk, although apparently multiple people were already leaking shit to remezzo anywayThe UmaPS dev is (rightfully) pretty buttblasted, so he has been rejoining the icarus discord on alt accounts, and some of his friends have also been antagonizing remezzo, they are also the people bragging about the fixThere is such a huge rabbit hole of teenage girl drama in thereRemezzo is still butthurt about people in the cheater discord talking behind his back, plus getting exposed as a botter by the original sweepydevSystem, the UmaPS dev, is pissed about getting doxxed and having his shit stolen by remezzo, yet he went in there to brag about his private server and litterally linked the github repo directly for remezzo to steal...
