Previous: >>586834325New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: >Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
new wahey just dropped
I blame umama
curren sissies, this thread could be a feast.
>>586849536Stroke Chan...
>>586849635everyone is saying this
Let's argue about pulling Helios instead
This thread will be ass
>>586849659No the leaker is a bitch, he even censored the name Umama mentioned
>>586848974>>586848582you raise an interesting point. It's a curious thing about human psychology. And it's been a truism of internet culture for decades>don't feed the trollsbut the urge to flame trolls (like the wannabe celebrities everyone namefags) is just too strong, so far more anons respond to the trolls trolling than they do filter/ignore.If everyone ignored them, they'd stop and find other ways of getting attention. But it's effective too often and too consistently for that to ever happen.It's a Greek tragedy of thread generals, the very actions taken (rebuking schizo namefags), ostensibly to improve the threads, winds up degrading them further. (You)'s really are that sweet, huh?
>>586849536>***** face after PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT
>>586849739>two mile CMs in the next TWO YEARS>also gets a rerun on the gayroo bannerthis is the easiest skip of the entire gacha thus far and i lust after that brat.
Dirt CM!
>>586849739She will come on a daily and then I will come as well
>>586849739I can't, I have to wait for vines first
>>586849775shhhk shhhk sssshhhk <--- sound of me rubbing my face on her umanko hair
>>586849635no one says this
>>586849821Are there mile LoHs?
>Hey, wake up>Drama? Discords? I don't know what you're talking about but it's your turn to discard a tile
Is there a big floppy ear chart to danger level chart comparison graph. I feel like i am in danger everytime i see any uma ears or ear muffs. Also fluffiness chart would aid in this comparison.
>>586849904according to the anon that i'm blindly trusting, it's ONE mile CM and ONE mile LoH over the next two years to be more specific.
>>586849739What's there to argue?You don't pull her, you're a fag who deserves no human rightsEasy as that
>>586849739I just don't want her to make me go pityI have the carats... but I wish an uma was nice to me for once.
Oh fuck, Mirako is gonna make me roll
>(+19)it isn't fairit wasn't supposed to be like this
>>586849880
>>586849821they're spaced out pretty evenly, your numbers are off. Miles are about 25% of CMs>>586849904Yes.
>>586849540>>586849783There's a way to fix everything but it would involve making a bunch of people I don't care about in a few countries very sad.
>>586849960What if I want to wait for gyaru week?
Fun-coded out of my mind right now!
>>586849963it would be nice not to spend 30k for an uma.........I also have the carats, so I'm conflicted.
>>586850082Why would you? That's a bait banner
>>586849912>discard a tileI DIDN'T MAKE IT FOR THE OFFICIAL TOURNEY I GOT INTO THE TOP 50% NOT 40% WHY AM I LOSING TO SHITTERS I USED TO BE *decent enough* AT THIS GAME BWEEEH
>>586849739I'm pulling her because I like le funny zoomer horseAlready got Shichi and Jordan so no reason for me to wait for the gyaru banner
Does Ruby suck compared to Helios?
Gweetings
>>586849912BUT I THREW A RIICHI ALREADY
>>586850219hello
so who is he raping here? kaite? andarion?
that makes 3/3 aces
>>586850024range-banning SEA?
>>586850218Both suck me
I don't get how you do club drama, I only open my club on the 1st to collect rewards
>>586850218
>>586850282Kaite is the only post op tranny there
>unique pair of CM aces has no unique dialogue with each other like in TT leadersNow this is soulless
>>586850219Hey
>>586850282kaite sounds and acts like bottom so it's probably kaite
>>586849960Helios does NOT have allat
>>586850373>Special Week got zero interactions with Golden Gen on TT screen
>>586850356what are you implying...
>>586850282bets on which club gets the sloppy thirds after this month? actually i have no idea how many clubs they've hopped to, but thirds sounds about right.
>>586850218They both suck fat cock, my father works at cygames and he told me so.
>>586850281hey there!>>586850378the artist that does these is very nice
>>586850219>>586850561Fuck you, get another nosebleed and start crying.
>>586850272Ronnya!
>>586850282Getting mentally ready to see this screenshot for at least 10 more threads, and the melty after, blemishing our thread.
>>586850212>Already got Shichi and Jordanlucky. I have Shichi, going to spark Helios after losing Capricorn, and in my fantasy la-la land I get spooked by Palmer and Jordan when I do.
>>586850587don't we all need that
new jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZ
>>586850561Yeah but I don't like the OC/reskin thing he has going on
>>586850556Not mine, that's for sure.
Romantic Umamusume
>>586850556Bricked, /Uma/Club, Uma&Co, Dacchis are the Umama clubs. We're at sloppy fourths
>>586850219Hello fren!>>586850629NOOOOO MY YAKUMAN
>>586850725Romancing Sirius!
>>586850725Is Maruzen actually a part of their generation
>>586850674You'll win the CM and get the golden door director pull, I'm manifesting it
>>586850756dio mio they are ran thru...
>>586850704BASED
Why do Umas need such big fat milkers?
>>586850714that's fair>>586850620rude!
>>586850297uhhh GLbros what is this
an /uma/ club's past doesn't matter...
When is the next paid uma selector ticket?
>>586850991They're the ones running the drama squads and infiltrators, so of course they'd bury that little factoid
>>586850725Need Luna wife
>>586850725Beach episode
>>586850993Early December with the new scenario
>>586850993early december
>>586851078ESL or zero reading comprehension?
>>586850556>>586850756uma&co were the only ones who did erp with xher so it's seconds
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>586851102Seeing this image makes me realize how much I really love breasts. I want them to smother my face in old saggy tits while I drink their milk
>>586851078bro your reading comprehension...
>>586850991i judge a club's vibes based on how many founding members + 1 year or longer members they have
>>586851114>>586851116Thanks, is Helios on it?
I preordered my next plush
>>586851149She Erped with everyone bwo, she'd erping in Dacchis right now
>>586851243no
>>586850883Siriusly cute <3
>>586850921WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE TO ME
>>586851245do you have any idea how many TP refills you could have bought with 4400 jpy>free shippingwhat site is this
>>586851152I don't see them. Are they behind Mayano?
>>586851102man, that's a hard perspective to drawnice
>>586851245>>586850760Nice
>>586851243Nyo unfortunately not. It goes up to and including NY Kita/Dia. You'd have to wait until April(?) next year if you want to buy Helios
You can still leave your current club and go elsewhere without losing gibs
what the fuck happened
>>586851245Where are you buying yours? I only buy my plushies from thrift shops
>>586851330thx>>586851317Its free shipping in Japan and still a lot cheaper than the Fuku I bought last year. I use carats already to clank all day
>>586851387why would you do that
>>586851387Mambwo nyo...
>>586851237anybody willing to run grok to scrape Chrono data and see how many clubs got <arbitrary range> members?
>>586851387you could do that if you want to be B+, i think everyone is full already?
Finals thoughts?
>>586851448You got painfully raped
>>586851448You are getting raped
>>586851448wubby-dubby umapyoi with t-rain
>>586851315On account of your good taste it's my today's random act of kinda nice
>>586851237so what's the power ranking for this particular criteria, what club is the strongest
>>586850725But I keep seeing anon post those one photos of ramonu being a bitch and looking down on us...
>>586851245extremely based
>>586850297now post your hakuraku win rate
another million fans for mambo!
>>586851513If I hit I win if I dont hit I lose
>>586850297based. Are you going to run them in Graded League or just curbstomp Open League?
>>586851475From Japan with a proxy shipper. https://item.rakuten.co.jp/goodsmilestore/70714/?variantId=70715&s-id=rsvcomplete_application_itemname>>586851582Machitan a cute
https://umaversus.lol/
>>586851582Thanks rugacchi
>>586851387I saw this ad and now I think of all diatores as Lemairegoblins
>>586851545i have no idea, numbers sounded good but i dont even know how the club im in stacks up
>>586851448fuck off kaite you're bleeding all over the thread
I think we should get *mama onto our club, so that I can collect the shit xe says and then post them after xe gets kicked
>>586851149>he doesn't know
>>586851781Oh no Diabros got doxxed...
>>586851758
>>586851693>rakutenOh yeah they do have an online store like amazon. I only knew them as phone carrier.Thanks though! Considering ordering one, or maybe I'll get it from amiami
>>586851841You should also pretend to be his discord kitten to leak the REAL juicy stuff
>>586851750are those stolen party dash assets or did they make it look similar enough? I can't tell
>>586851841
next uma posted is my material for today
SEX SEVEEEEEEEN
WEI WEIIIIIIIICAM ONCHECK ITBOBOBOBOOOOOOVAIBU UPTOREPIIIIIIIIIII AGETEKOOPATI TAIMUIKOUZE*speeds up*BAI BAI*CRASH*
evens i try to stay soberodds i dont even try
>>586852072how is aids not filtered by chat
oooohhhh shiraoki samawill i get helios today?ooooohhhh please tell me!fortune telling! telling! tell me! tell me!
>>586852236umamusume pretty chaser...
>>586852072Umamaids...
>>586852236It is, it's hard to tell but that was faked with AI.
>>586852076I'm sorry Helios
>>586851841>onto our clubprepositionschizo is gonna freak
fair umaiden
what is Helios even good for
>>586852393voting blue
>>586852315I don't give a fuck anymore they're doing it on purpose fucking hell
>>586852320god damnthe propaganda is getting stronger the closer we're to her banner, she's so gorgeous
>>586852393helping palmer win the arima kinen
>>586852236It's ALDS not AIDS
>>586852241I'M NOT GETTING SHIT TODAY SENPAI
Debating if I should pull on the Helios banner. How many shards can you buy during gyaru week? I already have Jordan, have 100 base shichi shards, and 85 pama shards.
>>586852069I heard it's vibecoded so most likely either slopped or stolenPersonally waiting for picrel instead
>>586852451At least you can cope and say that they're ESLs and don't know any better. My pet peeve is people not using the subjunctive and not even natives know that one anymore
/Uma/I hate you
>>586852602You're a big horse
>>5868525427 and you get her4 and you have the shits real bad for today
>>586852236You would get scammed by the old l to I switch
>>586852492>ALDSThat's what Stephen Hawking had, right? Must be hell to live like that.
>>586852602You're the guy that was called to work on his day off
>>586852069those are definitely the party dash animationsthe select screen is all the baskeball dribbling animations
>>586852591>using the subjunctivekinky
Miss Victoria into one very cheeky tenner (A 3rd and I will lose 30k carats)
>>586852654this is why font choices matteror maybe i need bifocals
>>586852661Hawking got more pussy than me
the lifecycle of any /vg/ general>begins with a boom, all kinds of people from all facets of life are present>over time popularity / hype dies down and regulars establish >usually due to downtime or lack of content interpersonal posting becomes more and more common as the regulars recognise each other>degrades to the point where only the most annoying and degenerate people that build their whole personality around the thread stick around and post the most>everything is about the people that post in the thread rather than the game>thread becomes unusable if you are someone actually playing the game and want to talk about the game
>>586852602but i love you rulership
reminder that *m*m* is a european cuck (most likely from the east) on HRT that barely knows english despite being in here and discord all day every day never seeing any light other than his monitor which is why he's always having headache problems, will 100% die before reaching 30
>>586852632>>586852632>>586852632>>586852632
6/7 I roll to pity4 I skip
>>586852591natives don't care about grammar nigga only ESL give a shit about that because they're trying hard to pass
>>586852867trvthnvke
my trainee says 'rickey rickey destroy my dickey' is good feng shui
>>586852867Stop complaining about it and post on topic stuff instead. Start by not replying to this post.
>>586852936
new kissu angle
>>586852867The amount of times picrel happened to me
>>586852867it wouldn't be this bad if the game actually had something worth discussing.>loop>glue>loop again
>>586852923>the raped
7 and a cheeky tenner nets me Fujin4 and I slog to pity
>>586852947now this is the real truth nuke, some random lecturing an anon over a typo always makes me read their post with an indian accent
>>586852867i talk about the game here all the time, i answer and ask questions too.
>>586853067>67you have to do wei now
>>586852947>>586853069This is autism erasure
When are they gonna release a heterosexual uma who wants to start a family with a man instead of other women?
>>586853032There's a whole anime franchise of cute girls that want to reproduce with you around the game, maybe talk about that instead of the clicker simulator casino that is barely a game, autistic faggot
I have no idea how hoardgods do it. I've been saving for a few months now and the carats are burning a hole in my pocket. At least the freebies were a good hit of rolls
>>586853067>67That's a confirmed tennerBUT TO HELIOS
>anons are STILL falling for the "pull fronts and front-specific supports for LoH" gaslight
7 and I'll have sex with Fuku8 and I'll have sex with Copa Copa
>>586852947hmmm holy trvke
>>586852867/alg/ avoided this somehow
>>586853179just gamble on something else bro
>>586853179I plan my snacks so I just have to save for a couple of weeks at most for the next dopamine release
Hello friends!!
stop playing with numbers
I don't get it
>>586853224It's so funny, they are going to brick themselves
>>586853032you can also simply not discuss things. Nobody is forced to keep this general alive.
>>586853326Hello fren!
>>586853032that's the gameplay loop, talking about wanting to fuck the umas is a what you're supposed to do in the time between loops
>>586853268Because everyone who could be a threat got filtered by the cute girls and jumped to something more popularNow all that remains is the shitposters minus the schizos
>>586853361Only if you give me a special lucky kiss
>>586853326hello babydacchi
Dober forgot her sports bra in my room again, the smell is strong, attractive, and addictive, what should I do?
>>586853326hello gwocho
>>586853420I have to cum inside Dia
>>586853361oke i'll just play with my ball(s) then
>>586853179shrimply don't snack. just say "no."
>>586853453I don't want to fuck the umasI want the umas to fuck methere IS a difference
>>586853469i dont have a kissy fuku image so you get fu-kool instead
>>586853385her reason for coming to the tracen academy was nothing special
>>586853268It was a dying game was
https://youtu.be/DqrvmhNypIc
>>5868533617 and I stop4 I keep playing8 and you play with my balls
I just play the game and post cute umas.
>>586852947The autism slayer
>>586853224I do it simply because fronts are the sexiest and most fun so I want to play them
If 7 everyone who sees this post has to pity for Daitaku Helios.
>>586853224I know fronts sucks absolute dick around the time L'Arc scenario release, but how badly do they suck? Like, absolute hopeless tier, with just no hope to win, not even make into A finals? I know they are ok in some niche distances, like Long.Is there any JP oshi gamers that force their way with front comps?
>>586853658That's a cow
>>586853584
>my trainer whiffed a 7
>>586853067What the freak
Occultfags, what's the best course of action?Watching your CM finals and using your luck there, or using your luck rolling on the banner?
Umas that would poke the condom.
Which umas would prefer shota trainers?
Anything other than 7 and you lose cm
stop wasting your luck on fishing for gets
>>586853808Okay now this is funny
I got a big TT score today!>>586853797someone should make one of the version from the latest episode too...
what if you had a uma wife but after 10 years of marriage you only had a son together so she fucks your son because you can't give her the family whe wants? it would be hot I think
>>586853904>4Die
>>586853945Huh?
>>586853945Why do you want to be cucked by your own son...?
rolling for the amount of inches i'm going to insert into kingu's caboose
>>586853904>4Live
I want to samba Dober
>>586853945cease
>>586852320fair umaidenfair loverfair wifefair mother of (You)r children
>>586853904I'm afraid you cursed your CM
>>586851545Let's boot up Chrono and find out!I'm using August 2025 for "founding members" because the stats for July are weird as clubs usually filled up in August when they became eligible to rank, and 1+ year members based on who was there for November 2025 even though that can technically still changeFrom the top of the clublist:/uma/club 5 founding, 16 year+Autis/uma/ founded January 2026, 14 membersbrick-182 5 founding, 11 year+Dacchis 8 founding, 19 year+Mambo 8 founding, 16 year+TamaLove 6 founding, 11 year+Uma&Co 6 founding, 16 year+UMADash 10 founding, 16 year+Haythere 9 founding, 11 year+HonseFun 6 founding, 13 year+Basashi 4 founding, 9 year+ButtSweat 2 founding, 11 year+ExcelUma a May '26 club, too new to qualifyHachimi 4 founding, 8 year+shortstack 9 founding, 14 year+uma0:/app/ 5 founding, 10 year+/uma/dachi 9 founding, 17 year+/Umagg/ 8 founding, 9 year+/Uma/niki 11 founding, 12 year+Umasumi 8 founding, 14 year+Umatism 14 founding (a month late), 20 year+/uma/chill 6 founding, 11 year+/uma/pyoi 10 founding, 16 year+and last but not least,Calumet 5 founding, 10 year+SHIP OF THESEUS AWARD goes to ButtSweat with only 2 members being there from the start, runner ups Hachimi and Basashi with 4CLUB 4 LYFE AWARD goes to Umatism with almost half the club still kicking around to this day, runner ups /Uma/niki with 11, /uma/pyoi with 10 and UMADash also with 10 with a special mention for being the A+ club with least burnoutthis was a good waste of 20 minutes of my time thank you come again
>>586854007I just thought about it and clicked post
>Gambling addicts are still thinking pink tickets are free pullsno wonder I still see fags keep ragequitting every couple banners
>>586853694It's just a matter of fronts having barely any accels versus other styles that keep getting more and more over time. This sprint cm is a good example of what is to come, ends-lates-pace can all reliably get 0.5+ accel meanwhile fronts have to settle for 0.3 with plancha + silent letter
>>586853945it's hot only if I'm the uma
>>586853694nta but from what I've seen fronts can win, it's way harder but it's not like they are useless rolling for LoH however, is completely stupid unless you are aiming for top96 when you can get all rewards on barely trying
>>5868523931. sex2. looking cute3. mile CMs will be WEIIIIIIIIII
>>586854140Mambwo...
>>586854057>7I LIVE
>>586854140>all that work just to have dogshit formatting on the datastupid curry chan.
>>586854140>buttsweat is the club newbies go to train before moving to the real clubs
Don't forget about Jordan, oaky?
>>586854140why did you not sort the list
>>586854157Bold thing to say using a girl from a franchise that ragequitted life
>>586853157the minute you stop postingnot a moment sooner
>>586853874if win, blame demiurge for not making umas real. if lose, blame demiurge for making me lose. gg fucking ez
Kitatas
>>586854328I would never forget
>>586854328She already spooked me THOUGH
what if you had a uma wife but after 10 years of marriage you only had a daughter together so you have to fuck your daughter because your wife can't give you the family you want? it would be hot I think
>>586854140Now count all the new members
>>586853874Kill a dog, rape a kid, then watch finalsTrust me it works everytime
>>586854140Umaoooo I miss you...
>>586853179the needed self control is off the charts
>>586854449Oh and you've already 5*'d her? No? Then shut the FUCK up and do your races.
>>586854493Kingu Tore...
>>586854609She'll spook me more for 5*trust
>>586854140Factual list of good and bad clubs, based dramaless-Curren-reporter
>>58685414014 OG members is pretty impressive. autists do tend to keep to a routine and resist change.
>>586854508hahahano>>586854352ask umagork to sort it for you or use your brain
>>586854140this is why the super club is never happening. too many autist don't want to leave
Holy boobamusume
>>586854691Symbolis are perfect...
>>586854768Need her and Zephyr to smother me
>>586853179I simply remind myself what I'm saving for
dicks out for helios
>>586854140there are a lot more comfy clubs than i expected
Playing on the playground while my team loses the finals
retards
>>586854874More like, gyatts out haha amirite
>>586854140I was a founding member of AlmondLove. Will never support TamaShit.
>>586853179I played discipline priest for over a decade, it rubbed on me
>>586854812You will not survive
>>586854565Did you end up sparking for kitawhite and hokko? The best part about uma pull planning is knowing you could luckshitting and can transfer the intended spark for the next uma you want
>>586853162>cute girls that want to reproduce with youHOGWASH HEADCANONthe cute girls want to reproduce between each other which is the basis of the whole game. as a trainer you are a cuck who just oversees the process.
>>586855064That's the idea
kys S is today right? finally I'll have something to borrow for my clanker runs other than the garbage Daiwa power
>>586855091>tourist who got rekt by azuma's existence and every cygames decision since 2024Keep denying reality, that's not gonna stop you from killing yourself eventually fucking troon
>>586855091So futamusume?
>>586855173... why would you use daiwa power for clanks?
>>586854691>>586854804>tfw will never get trainable Symboli Mordred>same with Casino AimiCygames please
>>586855242tachyon's only job is to give head on but she never does
>>586853552>>586854828>>586855061Dragons among umas
>>586855126>Jagermeister???
>>586854768>>586854985i love every part of an uma musume!
>>586855126dis dude prolly doesn't even play the game frfr no cap
Tachyon uses teeth
>>586855341It's women who make these kind of pics
>>586855361need
>>586855427I mean, Helios is in fact a woman
>>586853224there's no way that's true. I main fronts so maybe I'm biased, but is anyone who ISN'T a frontfag actually pulling for Wit Bourbon? Show me one goddamn post
>>586855471sloptubers are, in fact, telling EVERYONE to pull bourbon wit to 1lb.
Surely Helios will come early if you have Palmer in your roster right?
>>586855361I feel like nice nature and rice shower likes teeth on her desu ne
>>586855471>I main fronts so maybe I'm basedYes, you are. No need to question that.
>>586855338ITS WEIGERMEISTER!
>>586855338>weigermeister
2002 gen anime with Gimlet, Kris S, No Reason & Hishi Miracle when?Could also wrap in the 03 gen with Rob Roy/Neo Uni & Still/Admire GrooveDurandal was born in 2002 as well
>>586855639>>586855648i dont get it
>>586853694You've seen fronts this sprint CM? It's like that
>>586855202azuma just confirmed that uma don't need human sperm to reproduce.>>586855207no you disgusting faggot freak. they get pregnant from kissing just like in any wholesome yuriverse.
>>586855316but daiwa power would only give you access to head-on via her chain finishing which is roughly 10% of the time.
Maybe I can jerk off until finals...
Since fronts will surely be bad, you guys won't complain about them every CM right?
>>586855743only other option is like speed Mayano and it isn't guaranteed either bro, there's nothing to borrow but stat padding supports like speed Fuku
>>586855889I will complain about you using rickey and two debuffers, yes
Post pretty umas
>>586855889I will complain about fronts until orfreve(uma) comes along
>>586854948>isrealholy
>>586853694Every time people talked about how "front sucked" it meant "maybe someone else finally has a little chance".
>>586855561>sloptubersonly retards watch an umatuber besides witgod. I keep saying it but witgod has the least financial incentive out of all umatubers out there.>monetizing running adsnigga is an accountant he's not the same as these fucks trying to make a living out of youtube. Keep enjoying being gaslighted.
>>586855941maya speed is (near) guaranteed head-on. the clanker doesn't care about choice probability.
>>586855859I hope you don't use your trainees as material, since it would be ethically wrong considering their lesbian orientation
>>586854804Seeing Kris smile is weird
yae(no)
>>586855949
>>586855732Kissing what are you gay? Futanari is a straight mans fetish.
>>586856132dw I'm a terfie so I have the pass
>>586856186Me IRL i have no idea how i landed a tech job anon's. Linear math easy, calculus easy, but algebra hard as fuck anons.
How do I get 40 carats?
ok, but which one is better, a fully packaged futa or the ones without balls?
>>586856370Fan runs
>>586856345when I saw those functions and felt like a retard that's when I knew I'm out of maths and into finance lol
>>586856370Simply get 50 from a Team Trials gift box
>>586856370Wait for the Helios story
>>586856370tell your trainee to wear something tight and walk around at night.
>>5868563702 extra TP refills and 99 cents
>>586856370Missions
>>586854140S rank/uma/club 5 founding, 16 year+A+ rankUMADash 10 founding, 16 year+ (best club on the list)Autis/uma/ founded January 2026, 14 membersbrick-182 5 founding, 11 year+Dacchis 8 founding, 19 year+Mambo 8 founding, 16 year+TamaLove 6 founding, 11 year+Uma&Co 6 founding, 16 year+A rankHaythere 9 founding, 11 year+HonseFun 6 founding, 13 year+B+ rankBasashi 4 founding, 9 year+ButtSweat 2 founding, 11 year+ExcelUma a May '26 club, too new to qualifyHachimi 4 founding, 8 year+shortstack 9 founding, 14 year+uma0:/app/ 5 founding, 10 year+/uma/dachi 9 founding, 17 year+/Umagg/ 8 founding, 9 year+/Uma/niki 11 founding, 12 year+Umasumi 8 founding, 14 year+Umatism 14 founding (a month late), 20 year+B rank/uma/chill 6 founding, 11 year+/uma/pyoi 10 founding, 16 year+C+ rankCalumet 5 founding, 10 year+
>>586854140dacchis is the best club. Well now there is a problem member in there but everyone else is comfy
>>586856210choke on your beloved cock fag
So for CM22 should i run Inari One Alt or Standard Maruzensky?I was planning for the latter, but Inari One Alt spook me.My team should be Hokko and Condor Alt
>>586856435CS is weird i felt like algebra was always misplaced compared to the rest. Discrete/Linear math is easiest if you compare it to calc 2.
>>586853440>>586853493>>586853527
>>586855076I luckshit Kita in the free rolls, and only needed 70 pulls for Hokko (used tickets which I've been hoarding)I'm up 75k carats now, so that lets me spark Helios and still have 600 pulls for Ramonu if she curses me and I don't mlb her in 400 like I've budgeted. I have 3, almost 4 crystals too (next event brings me to 4).
>>586856543>A+ rank>TamaLove
>>586856579>Standard MaruzenskyIs it a 2400m track?>NoThen don't
>>586854923Yeah that was my main takeaway here, lot of clubs you basically never hear about where anons sit comfy doing B+ numbers for a year
Looking for a cutting board
>>586856132>considering their lesbian orientationnothing hotter than converting lesbians with the power of (You)r dick
>>586854140Now doxx every founding member so we can see the loyalists
>>586856551By your danchou refusing to kick the problem member that makes him a problem by proxy
>>586856543who is the stockholm syndromed buttsweater? i'm assuming it's the danchou and their slave.
>>586856859why would you doxx the loyalists? Doxx the people that were in the club for less than a year
>>586854140>>586856543who cares all of these clubs are rape meat for uma&co chad since their danchou raped everyone in the danchud cup
>>586856872Same with the uma&co danchou literally hosting the 2 worst posters of the thread
All the best clubs are on their second or higher danchou.
daccheats love drama I'm sure this is intentional
>>586856962I agree
>>586856738Why does she work on 2400m and not in the others if she focuses on Mile?
>>586856738I HATE that this is how it goes One of the best umas in keiba, and they give her a complete dogshit-tier ultfuck you Cygames. fuck you
>>586856872The leaker didn't say anythng in the chat so nobody knows who the problem member is
>>586857080>One of the best umas in keibaSorry, but that title is reserved for Derby winners. Gaijin not allowed.
Master Rickey on my dickey ooooh I can feel the good fengshui juice rising in my phallus hhmmmm
>>586857109the leaker is known. their last log-in timer identified them.
Who is ***** ERPing with?
>>586857184last login time isn't really trustable
Why does Curren have so many doros?
>>586855681Come on this isn't a half bad idea not even one (you) this could be easily 12 episodes THERES POTENTIAL HERE Cygames should hire me
>>586857184The log-in timer is garbage
>>586857212K****
>>586857017something something strong in mediums tooI don't know if her ult works on any mile tracks. They're all <2400 though, so probably not. >late-race begins on start of the final cornernot many of those
>>586857184then doxx them for all I care
>>586857212i don't care dude...nobody cares... just stop... please, i beg u
For the first day of christmas, a doxxer said to me
>>586857350it's being dealt with internally. they're to be kicked before gibs qualification.
>>586857109we literally know who he is lilgup. we have known for months but he pulls 200m fans a month so nobody cares
>>586857184calling bullshit. if you were confident, you'd dox thembut you're not so you won't. hahahaha QED
>>586857017UhUhhhnUhhhhhhhjjUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>586857393I bet man, they totally wouldn't just leave right now then
I really do think that uma x uma and uma x tore anons should be able to compromise.
>TFW i just found out Uma Musume is a game with discord's >TFW i found out this is a game you can play and pay money for>TFW there is also an anime
>>586857497the only people that don't like uma x torena are yuritranniesthey forgot that they can self insert as a female trainer and everyone gets to have fun
they r doing e shots on eachother in the clubroom
MY PORTFOLIO
>>586857497Uma x Uma x Tore seems like the perfect compromise
>>586857443cope
The problem member is umama not the leaker
>Not knowing Uma's are going to fuck anything during breeding season
I'll have sex with Tickezo.
>>586857669I was thinking tore x tore actually
>>586857497unless you are actually mentally ill this should be your reaction to uma x tore and uma x uma
>>586857649
>>586857740Ho ahead, she's yoursSend me a video later
>>586857549Unrealistic, he would have died from inhaling the martian asbestos dust
>>586857562Kris looking like a snack
>>586857745Nobody thinks this
>>586857338but CM22 has final corner on late race...
>>586857847she is a whole meal to me
I want to move to a secluded shore where I don’t have contact with the outside world outside of sending occasional research reports to the Feds for cash and orders for supplies
>>586857745Aoi...
>>586857338It literally only works in the derby, it has to be Tokyo 2400
>>586857892Ningen propaganda.
>>586857497>>586857601Yuri ruined this game for me. I cannot have fun until they release a heterosexual umawife. Any year now..
>>586857745ONLY IF ITS ME AND AOI
>>586857919that's called antarctica, anon.
>>586857747What if I'm actually mentally ill and still think this?
>>586857669imagine threesome with Helios and Palmer oh god
>>586857745hey hey ningen fucker
>>586857919Work at a lighthouse
>>586858008But you have to live with people thereI mean completely isolated
>>586854140hey wait a sec, I'm in Umatism!
>>586857747this image except its Rudolf and C.B.'s asses
Leak more Umama erp
>>586857919Work from home
>>586856543Why are the autism clubs the best ones?
>>586857747What if I hate dykes and the decline they represent?
>>586857893It is only tied to start of final corner, meaning it can be both mid game or beyond the accel zone
>>586858002Would CuckQueen approve or join in to assert dominance?
if i win cm i will throw a cheeky tenner
>>586858086you're being real fucking picky here. there are researchers that are stationed further inland and are way, way more isolated than at base camp. unless you've proven yourself highly-capable, you're unlikely to be stationed entirely alone though you're not required to interact with your team outside of official tasks/responsibilities.
>>586858074helios doing the 67 with my ballz while palmer scrolls through reels
If you marry Riko you could technically have Uma x Uma x Tore x Tore x Uma
>>586858348I mean as long as you do the work right I doubt anyone cares how often you come into the office
I went close to a year without ever leaving my apartment onceone of the best years of my lifelongest I've ever gone without doing laundry too
>>586858506Riko you can't post here
>>586857919>he didn't spec into marine biology and go to Antarctica emailing family everyday only to die and have your daughter secure a trip to your base and find your pc with hundreds of unread emails from herself
>>586858506ONLY if Cocon isn't included or only get to watch us
4 more hours... how y'all prepping? Drinking beer mayhaps
>drama over>thread becomes complete garbage
>>586858560But the Thing Happens if you do that??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meU2gAU7Xsshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyHlJV6yaew
>Insane highroll on a fan farming run, 3 pow 3 turf>But I didn't buy skills and the parents are just to compensate for bad aptitudes
Umamusume with the largest areola.
>>586858001Why would you let yuritards win? There are plenty of for (you) uma there
>>586858693one hand on my dickone hand on the /uma/one hand on instagram reels
>>586858784Nishino FlowerShe grows up to be a massive titty monster. Could also feed godzilla in a pinch.
Look Mom, I replied again.
Nippon is supposed to be patriarchal and conservative, so why does their media push female homosexuality so aggressively even when the target audience is mostly male?
>>586858846how many hands you got nigga damn
>>586858001why are you lying? you make these posts at least once a day, sometimes multiple times a day. Just be honest and say>I'm a falseflagging yurinigger who wants (You)'s
>>586858939ok but how else do you portray kris s breeding with cesario ingame?A lot of relationships between Uma are all based on things that happened IRL.
>>586857497Gay umas don't exist, they all crave human cock
Having a small cock is a cursed existence.
>>586858939Breh sexual degen is always animu culture. They are more conservative with everything else.
So this is the slowest month ever in uma global?We just have one dirt CM, one ho hum event and... that's it? For all of November?...really? Nothing else?
Look Mom, I replied yet again!
>>586857669>Raisu being this basedI have JUST the thing in mind....
>>586859237lock it up bwo
I know you guys are arguing about something right now but I have to let you know that I just came a nice load and didn't get it on my keyboard this time
May I get a you pls?
>>586858001>heterosexual umawifeSo all of them?
>>586859279yeah but we're also getting a new scenario in less than a month
>>586859336(You)
>>586859328nice moves, keep it up, im proud you didnt make a mess
>>586859328I just catch mine by pinching my foreskin and let it out in the toilet
umas>attend regular school, taking classes like math and history>also attend uma school, taking classes like dance and singing>dedicate most of their afternoons to the track>dedicate most of their evenings to idol practice>dedicate all of their nights to trainer>also have social lives, volunteer in the community, and hobbies>commit to this routine year-roundthese girls are on meth, aren't they?
>>586859375Next scenario is december
>>586859337all of them. especially Bakushin
does OYL work for the dirt CM?
>>586859096there is a seed of sincerity in my posts. i am just mentally ill probably.
>>586851691aiming for 100% in Open
>>586859336Hi Tickezo
>>586859426>>586859557Thanks bros
>>586859510and decenmber is in less than a month
>>586859509Lots of food and likely high energy sprinting so plenty of naps.Mostly it's this>1-10 is 9-11 hours of sleep>11-22 is 7-8 hours of sleep>22-32 6-7 hours of sleep>32-death 5 hours of sleep max
>>586859518>especially Bakushin
>>586857338>>586857017>Sapporo 1500>Nakayama 1600(outer)>Nakayama 1800(inner)>Chukyo dirt 1800>Kyoto 1800(outer)>Kyoto dirt 1800>Hanshin dirt 1800>Oi dirt 1800>Morioka dirt 1600Those are just the mile redshift maps. The actual perfect redshift map for medium is Tokyo 2300 but I would bet money that most anons didn't even know it exists. The anons saying Maru has no maps only play CM.
Maybe I shouldn't get a job
>>586859518Bakushin pretty...
How much longer until Helios’ banner goes live. Like 6 hours right?
>>586859535yeah, lates can still just gamble a win as always
>>586859741>>586858939>>586857497You are really desperate xitterfag
>>586859842Same time as cm so a bit under 4 acfually
>>586859743There are outie and innie tracks?
>>586859803
>>586859743I'm going to audit this list, hang on
>>586859967Yeah you know how most tracks go around in a loop? The outie tracks are the opposite.
>>586859967Yup, like belly buttons.
>>586859743
You know what would be fun?Mario cart race tracksWho'd be the first to die on Rainbow Road
Im really struggling to build cricket, not even because if the Expodia shit, I BUILT an exodia rickey, but my concern is skill points. Getting six greens and groundwork and ttl is already a MASSIVE hit to your skill points, I feel like my mid race is shit.I have MLB maru and I had to straight up skip top runner, that feels so bad to do. I also swapped kita for tachyon despite the useless hint pool just for more skill pointsDo you really just have to pray for fast learner or am I missing something? what are you guys doing?
>>586860003I am not much into the whole sniffing pantsu thing but WHEW after they are done running WHEWWWWW MAN
>>586859237lol. lmao.
>>586860163Don't laugh.
>>586860128Bakushin
>>586859237What kind of small? Average that thinks he's small? Pencil dick or micro?
>>586860175Those massive Taiki knockers holy shit
>>586857893Made it easy for you.
>>586860154we tried to warn you that she sucks to train
>>586859907Thank you.
>>586860154>f2p tries to build whale acemany such cases.
>>586860175my cow wife and her cow friend
>>586859110the problem is exactly the game trying to be everything for everyone all at once which makes it feel insincere
>>586860386No problem bro, good luck with your pulls
>>586860154have you tried pointing your bed the other way
>>586860063what is this?
>>586859743And for what reason you would like to know what racetrack it works if not for CM? Enlighten meLoH doesn't count we don't have that yet.
>>586860154i really hope you didn't listen to sloptubers saying go for rickey cause she's meta on dirt
>>586860414??? Why do you guys always say thisMy entire deck is mlb, I really dont know what money could assist with here>>586860338Yes shes hard to train, hence why I figured id collaborate with my fellow anons but I guess that was a mistake
>>586860308yeah i was looking at this.Final Corner passes on Late Race, on the last part.
NOOO TRAINER SAMA DON"T
>>586860154you didn't reply to my Rickey post earlier so I'm not going to help you ;)
>>586860154>pray for fast learnerThat or big loopa
>>586860630Just ask such questions in /vm/ all uma can do is train end closers and complain
>>586860667*spurt profusely*
>>586859743>>586859984>Sapporo 1500perfect proc>Nakayama 1600 (outer)perfect proc>Nakayama 1800 (inner)decent proc>Chukyo 1800 (dirt)perfect proc>Kyoto 1800usable proc>Kyoto 1800 (dirt)decent proc>Hanshin 1800 (dirt)practically useless proc>Ooi 1800 (dirt)usable proc>Morioka 1600 (dirt)decent procSo Maru has more good tracks than I thought. A shame almost none of them make it to CMs.
>>586860287grower, very small flaccid.4 inches erect.
*PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT GUSHHH GUSHHH*
>>586860630what exactly do you want me to say except any run with less than 3100 sp will feel like ass and to get better parents with higher level hints? Your issue is that you're lacking skill points and you either sacrifice skills or get more skill points and which one is more fesable to you is for you to decide.
>>586860154>Needing midrace when you have 0.4x 0.15x
>>586860776fuck off V
fuck maruzen
>>586860591
>>586860860I have 7 inches but horse women need 18 inches. No way to compete.
okay how the fuck was that little cake 1547 calories
>>586859976I wouldn't be able to last more than 30 seconds
>"30min to go till reset, I'll game a bit>alt tab to check time>four fucking hours passedwhat the fuck lmao... this game is boring shite, yet it kept me going for four goddamn hours without me noticing
>>586860860Hair status?
>>586860804any /uma/ poster who joined after 2025 CAN'T BUILD. all they know is dramapost, be bisexual, eat carrot jelly and LIE.
ARE (YOU) GETTING PLAT TODAY???
>>586860860Same but it's not a deal breaker as long as you have decent girth and aren't a big buy.
>>586860860im sure its cute looking at least
>>586860672and that's why Red Shift doesn't work in CM22, it procs >on the final cornerwhich is well before late-race in CM22.
>>586861086Sugar. A LOT of sugar
>>586861209>what is overtakeredshift is too high IQ for /uma/
>>586861032>horse women need 18 inchesHaha well actually...
>>586860860@super creek
>>586861170Its a sprint cmI have a 33% chance to win, nothing more or less
>>586861170Oh yeah today's the day vmama crashes out
>>586861273...?
>>586861086>have a little snack>check the data after this post>1640 kcal
>>586860154you need to clank harder so all your greens have 4+ hint
>>586861172what if he's a big guy for (you)
>>586861239but it wasn't even that sweetonly 105 grams of sugarthat's less than two things of coke
>>586861378classic teiobro
>rickey is huge bait and impossible to build, waste of your time it cant be done>next CM? Pure rickeyslop, only rickey can win Which is it hypocrites?
>>586861378what are you retards even eating>eat big bag of chips>check info>900kcal
>>586861348he means Red Shift will help you overtake umas towards the end of late-race (not really, though), so you should get it even though it won't help your late-race acceleration at all. i.e. he's telling lies for fun.
>>586861209But if it procs... then what's wrong with it?
>>586861378teiobro...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>586861273Red shift does not have overtake condition. You may be thinking of Condor's Fury (Pasa Fantasy)
>>586861563because your uma's target speed hasn't changed. So the acceleration does nothing, i.e. it's useless.
>>586861563Red shift is an acceleration skill which means if it procs mid race it's basically useless. Thats why for it to be good the late race has to be at the start of the final corner (or very close to it) which is a more restrictive condition than you might think.
>>586861482Ol'reliable as always
>>586861378What the FUCK was that "little snack"
>>586861563It procs, does nothing, and it's duration runs out, because you didn't get to the late race for accel to matter.
oguri cap more like oguri plap
>>586861494mass produced cakes which are 60% sugar and 10% palm oil
getting mixed messages here
>>586861494I once ordered 4 bags (big bags) of ketchup potato chips from Canadia and when they got to my apartment I ate almost 2 bags in one sitting. It felt like I pickled my insides, never again
>>586861482Your ulala?
>>586855119That is some fine motion
>>586861378>Small snack 3 cups of uncooked rice to cooked>4 burger patties>Sauteed veggies in butter>Garlic/onion/siracha sauce easily 200 calories itself
>>586861936
>>586861482rickey was only hard to build in the medium dirt xogslop CM at the start of GLshe is piss easy for next CM
>looks at you>you look back>I come towards you>you stagger backwards and fall down>I get on top of you and...FUCK YOU SENSELESS YESSS OH MY GOD YOU'RE HITTING ALL THE GOOD SPOTS MMHHHH~ DADDY FUCK MEEEE AHH YOU FUCKING TOY AH AH AH~ MMAAAAHHHH~ THAT'S IT THAT'S IT I'M GONNA COME I'M GONNA COME DADDDYYYYYYYYY~ FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK <3333333aaa...haaa....ahahhaa.......I love you....
>>586860832Dirt merchant
>>586862141stare at THIS*unzips dick*
>>586862050Good artist though I def think the FineMo is the best of that image set they made
Whoa nobody told me she was such an easy bitch
>>586862179>POV Nishinotorena
>>586860832Does this mean that Maru likes anal?
I am not looking forward to having to up dirt aptitude in inheritance just to run my wife and fish for a mile S at the same time
>>586862376I simply dont respect dirt cms and throw in random garbage for this reason
>>586861715>>586861717>>586861772I thought accel mid race works for stuff like passing another runner or putting yourself in a better position of your own strategy
>>586862179* and his shitty ERP
we're all snacking on wahey, right?
>>586862503***** *
>>586862376It gets pretty fun after a while.
>>586862316It's one of my favorites but much like this one it's the only Finemo they made. There's only one dedicated Finemo artist I know of
>>586860542>doesn't play in for fun rooms and reenactment rooms>doesn't draftAsk yourself if you actually enjoy the game or are just on the CM treadmill.
>>586861378Ordered an L sized pizza earlier that costed me 25 buckerinos and it was still around 2k caloriesJust what snack did you eat bwo
>>586862458it has a very minimal effect
>>586862527She'll come home in one tenner, trust
The best CMs are the ones that is dominated by exodia-difficulty umas to make. The shittiest ones are the one that are dominated by pissy easy umas that anyone can shit out even with clankers (read; xog)
>>586862376at least angling works
>>586862458The only thing it does is, if you have a velocity skill procs mid race, the accel that proc at the same time helps you get to that new target speed, faster, that's all
>>586862321motherfuckeri had to hit pity for her
>>586862563Based Revue bro
>>586862631Every CM is a shitty CM then
>>586857017Because Cygames are retards so they used to think mid-race acceleration was actually useful. Cygames should have changed her ult to be target speed or current speed in mile but at that time (around 2nd anni) players were too mindbroken by fronts and would have had a meltdown if they made her a stronger S.Maru for mileAlso it's not 2400m it's specifically Derby, red shift is bad for l'Arc which is 2400m too
thought this fx anime would be funny but watching it just gives me anxiety
