Previous: >>586849536New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: >Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
i hate this zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>586867845zoomers are in their 20's now bro
>>586867845why
>>586867289idk what you're talking about but I'm quite a fan of that roseki image.
someone post it
>>586867845Well said, Ruby.
>>586867946
>I am just telling you its not possible for Uma's to rape trainers>WHY ISN'T IT POSSIBLE IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY?>It just isn't, never happens, tracen academy is always underwraps, red tape, government regulations, its all impossible with the amount of security available for the student population for this to happen to the trainers
>>586867845WEIIIIIIIIIIII
>>586868016AIEEEEEEE
All these supposed romance yet we haven't seen a single trainer forcibly use the "I'll date you if you win a G1" card
>>586868000Why is it hidden
BRO WHAT THE FUCK MY BORROWS TODAY WERE SO FUCKING RIGGED>no light hello before classic>all of them failed the g1 in junior year>no 15% training before first concert
>abusing your authority over a traineeDisgusting.(You) are her #1 fan. Win or lose.
>>586868259It's not very fun when you just give away the secret
>>586868223golshi is not sexygolshi is not sexygolshi is not sexygolshi is not sexy
>>586868259obviously because the leaker is the one who got them to erp so they could screengrab it, so the redacted name IS the leaker
Gweetings
>Trainers keep getting raped at tracen academy>Who could be the cause>1. Fellow Trainers>2. Tracen Staff>3. Fans>4. Advertisers>5. Viewers>6. (You)>7. Faculty>8. Scandalous but what if it's the students
>>586868359But uma forcing herself on her trainer is fine huh
Post images always attached to a bad post
>>586868431
hey
>>586868672
>>586868431Shut up Rugacchi
If I win today a poster of my choosing should have sex with me
You guys don't really hate me
GUSHHH GUSHHH
are there really shadow discord leagues where people run official back channel uma tournaments...
we fucking a zoomer?
waheysoon
hate these uma&co niggas so much
>>586867946ok
no...........................
>>586868896that's just /uma/club
Only one generation separates Light Hello from Helios
STOP REQUESTING DIRT G1 SASHES AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>586868870These posts are always good, though.
>kindapped her trainer>forcibly stayed at his dorm during christmas>dragged him to the hotsprings during a specific period where no one goes there and did everything like serving food and what not to the trainer instead of letting the staff do itIf Gold Ship banged her trainer, I'd be convinced she's actually romantically attracted to her trainer
>>586868756
I did not need to see that
What deck should I use for front loopa trying to hit SS?
>>586868942that's a donkey
>>586869001Mambwo...
>>586868425Looks like Sam from Look Outside
HEE HAW HEE HAW
>>586869092fellas, I want to rape this dog
>>586868719HOLYhey
>cute girls that want to reproduce with youthe cute girls want to reproduce between each other which is the basis of the whole game. as a trainer you are a cuck who just oversees the process.
>>586869001do your fanruns
>>586868719now that is an image I havent seen in a while
>>586869287WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
https://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZjigsu nigsuhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZhttps://jiggie.fun/GCQrSZ
>>586868000Took too long to be honest
Don.
>>586869060kitasan, maru, tachyon, lh, riko, falcostamina training setup
>>586869582oguri is... kinda cute?
These are the distances of all CMs and LoH for the next 2.5 years, until May 2029. CM22: Mile, 1600m (dirt)CM23: Medium, 2000mCM 24: Long, 3200mLoH1: Medium, 2400CM25: Mile, 1600mLoH2: Sprint, 1200mCM26: Mile 1600m (dirt)LoH3: Long, 3000mCM27: Medium 2400mLoH4: Mile, 1600mCM28: Long, 2500mLoH5: Medium, 2100mCM29: Sprint, 1400mCM30: Mile, 1600mLoH6: Long, 3200mCM31: Medium, 2400mLoH7: Sprint, 1000mCM32: Mile, 1800m (dirt)LoH8: Mile, 1600mCM33: Medium, 2000mLoH9: Medium, 2200mCM34: Long, 2500mCM35: Medium, 2400mLoH10: Sprint, 1200mCM36: Mile, 1600mCM37: Long, 3200mLoH11: Medium, 2000mCM38: Medium, 2400mCM39: Medium, 2200mLoH12: Long, 2600mCM40: Medium, 2000mCM41: Sprint, 1200mLoH13: Mile, 1600mCM42: Mile, 1600mCM43: Long, 2500mLoH14: Sprint, 1200mCM44: Medium, 2200mCM45: Medium, 2000mLoH15: Sprint, 1200mCM46: Medium, 2400CM47: Long, 3600mCM48: Medium, 2400mCM49: Mile, 1800mCM50: Medium, 2400mCM51: Medium, 2200m
I have my evening all planned out.>lose to some bullshit in the finals>do cope pulls on Helios and lose all my Ramonu funds>cry myself to sleep
maybe a nap until finals is the answer don't let me oversleep come and wake me up when it's time
I have never seen a woman IRL are they like Uma's?
>>586869768we must accelerate (more).
Good night friends!!>>586869795Good night!
>>586869667why Riko? Seems like an odd choice
>>586869768wtf is loh
>>586869884don't reply to my posts freak
>>586869884good night gwo>>586869921don't pretend to be me freak
>>586868719qrd on this image
>>586868409
>>586869906it's a pvp event3 of your uma3 other player uma3 npcthe goal is to score, so instead of just having 1 uma win you need all 3 to perform well so debuffers are not that goodtop 96 get something special idk what tho
>>586869668Nah
>>586870021so its like team trials but important
>>586869795Why is she sleeping with Falco and not Tarumae...
https://youtu.be/ON6JUwaOXvsuma for this feel?
>>586870124Yeah, similar scoring too so you need to learn how to TT now before it's too late
>>586868672>>586868063
>>586869768I like this one that gets posted from time to time because it has the scenarios, but it's not complete like that list >>586870021It's actually 6 npcs
would golshi let me fondle her massive tits?
>>586869897she gives you insane amounts of SP for free and pumps your auto bot stamina and guts to 600 so you get a chance for a 3* stamina blue that's the only reason for it, you can drop it and one of the speed cards for throne and grab something else
im not sure why they giga pancaked one set
>>586870275enhance
>>586869768>Sprint CMs/LoH: 7>Mile CMs/LoH: 11>Medium CMs/LoH: 18>Long CMs/LoH: 9>Fake Long CMs/Loh: 4>True Long CMs/LoH: 5>rate of sprints: 15%>rate of miles: 24%>rate of mediums: 40%>rate of longs: 20%>rate of fake longs: 9%>rate of true longs: 11%
stop being so silly
>>586869768>>586870609thank you shibi
>>586868063This is a good post
>>586870383All umas would if you're their trainer
>>586870609Thank you Ms Mr. Cock and Balls
Post the CB video
>>586870871the CB video
>>586870719Thank you
>>586870871
>>586870776that's called power harassment and it's not okay
>>586869884good night, babydachi!
have sex
>>586871041nobody bounces like this
I've only just now learned that Unity gold skill bringing Taiki was Mile Maven. That frees up the borrow slot this is huge.
>>586870937Why is he tongue so small
I'd fondle my trainer
>>586871041Not with Teio
>>586871172but if you play GL you will have at least 500 extra skill points and more stats
sock guardian cafe + unknown pink entity
>>586870871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuIOk!
>>586871247With bourbon while i drink brandy.
danchowayo chowayo
7 and /uma/ has a 0% win-rate in their finals.
ナリタトップロードにアヤベで寝取られたい
>>586871521Change 1PM to 5AM. More acurate to the modern day
>>586871586you guys suck at rolling
>>586871041MAKE ME
>>586871503No one would ever turn down sex with Bourbon
>>586871650I love my Yada Yada creature
>>586871728She would serenade you with Gundam lore to get your riled up for her saddle sessions with trainer sama.
starting to get upset
am i the only one tense about the finals? i know sprint is a gamble fiesta but i don't know, i have this thing called hope inside of me
>>586872091My Runaway Suzuka is what even got me into A finals, so I think fondly that just *maybe* she'll bring home the plat title! we'll see
>>586872091simulations estimate 75% chance i win which means 100% chance i lose
>>586872091i finished with a 78% win-rate. if i don't win then i'm gonna
Please read the story of Ardan and me (fat ojisan).
>>586872091I went 77 out of 80 so I'm expecting a win
>>586872091Despite everything I do too even if I know it's stupid & illogical I actually won last CM though so now I'm getting extra delusional
>>586872091i stopped caring 15 CMs ago
>>586872091my oshis got to sing Ms. Victoria already so I'm at peace with the possibility of jobbing this onemy odds are literally 52.6% and I couldn't do better so we're gambling all the way through, although I'm the second best with this team setup according to haruhaku
>>586872091I have 42 plats I literally don't give a fuck about it. even less about sprintSLOP
>>586872704eat shit V
>>586872091I have a chance to win for once in a long time, so yeah I'm tense.
>>586872735take your meds hayashicuck
I have zero plats
You neighas care too much about CMs
>>586871639Oh yeah? Check this 7 and absolutely nothing will happen because of it
>>586873030failed again
>>586873058sexo
>>586873081I know, but we shouldnt play with numbers anyway. Even less so to for evil stuff.
>>586872962it's called chanmi
>>586873204>4F-fukubwo...
>>586872091im insanely tense. as always. also its my star sign CM so im personally invested...
>>586872962I just don't want to see my girls die due to 4 debuffers.
>>586873249I am fine. Dont worry about me.
I like cows.
I miss half tp
Your cold, she's cold, let her inside.
>NASDAQ plummets 4%is this the dipshould I buy now
>>586873736I look like this
>>586874056I will rape you
>>586874032Dont buy bloated tech stocks from AI.
What is Helios's body count
My trainee wants me to go to a special place near some large rocks, what should I do?
>>586868016I can tell whenever THAT gets posted based on its file size
I love Rice
>>586868016As long as it's not the burger version
>>586874490I don't get it what do these trainees mean by this?
>>586874246I just buy VTI
>>586874635Good job happy meek
>>586874032When the mambogeddon actually happens and everyone calls you insane for buying, that's when you buy. I did that in 2020
>>586867946[horse eating a chick.mp4]
Happy Mothers Day
>>586874730why did he do it
>>586874102umas are stronger than ningen
>>586874837doto told him to
>>586874635I have VGT
>>586874837For protein!
>>586874371She seems trustworthy.Go with her.
Romantic Umamusume
ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL WEIIIIIII
>>586875185That's time for her to bang 6 more guys!
For me it is my wife Maruzensky.
>>586875041>Full of pep>Come rest with meWEW man she is as bad as dia with laying on the hints of you getting drained like a man being hunted by a pack of vampires and a typhoon made up of nothing but mosquitos.
>>586875184sex marriage loving happy family life with rudolfsex marriage loving happy family life with cb
>>586874703but I've been waiting for that to happen for years and losing money to inflation...
>>586875224*girls.
>>586875317>he didn't take his kebbucks out of the central banking system
6-7 and I spark wei4 and I jerk it to Fuku instead
>>586875317there was a mambogeddon in 2022 bwo...
>>586875317>Saving money when they're running the printers nonstopI fucked over a bank by taking a pro-customer loan and using it to buy stuff before extreme currency devaluation happened.
>>5868757522022 was over a decade ago
Anyone rolling on zoomer banner will be kicked.
>>586875837The physical goods i bought outpaced inflation.
>>586875837I don't have anything I want to buyI just want to retire someday
>>586876023reminds me of my sisterwonder if she's still alive
>>586876023i will now roll for helios
>>586875937aaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>586876112>I wonder if MY SISTER is still aliveman some of your people are something else lmao
Tried Fine Motion Wit for the first time and I already hate it.
>>586875872I had to double check, I couldn't believe that Basic Instinct was 34 years ago in the thread yesterdaytime really goes by faster the older you get, huh.
We have an ojou musume with drillsWe have a bratty blonde musumeWe should have a bratty blonde ojou musume with drills
>>586876248this is an ojisan general anon could be 60 for all we know
>>586876248what... I haven't seen her for yearsshe doesn't even come home for Christmas
>>586876112Communism won the destruction of the nuclear family is complete holy shit.
>>586876273>>586876325yes. and? not being aware of your direct blood relatives like that is silly, no matter how much you don't get along.>>586876394surely, SOMEONE is in SOME kind of contact with her. or did she literally just vanish from the face of the planet, cuz she wanted it that way? if so, fair enough, but man that's wack.
>>586876318We don't have a single true ohohohohohoho blonde drill ojou desuwa uma, and we need oneBADLY
>>586876546we have allen
>>586876474A girl I went to to school with from kindergarten to 10th grade disappeared when we were 15 and hasn't been heard from since. No body or anything. It's been 20 years.
>>586876660Getting murdered is kinda different
>>586876660what was her name?
>>586876427the nuclear family was invented by economists to make more money by breaking up generational homes
>>586874032image needs the fucked winning ticket sprite added to it
>>586876728deeze
>>586876726We don't know that's what happened
Fuji san....
>>586876474I mean I'm sure someone would have told me if she actually died... it was just a figure of speechthat image really did remind me of her
>>586876546King Halo is like this minus the hair
>>586875918I am quite fond of the Zuma and my wife is too.
>>586876728disdiq
>>586876660>my BLOOD RELATIVE decided not to talk to us anymore>by the way there once was this literal who girl from school that was murderedtotally the same thing you're right>>586876759NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUTS
Dont do it...
>>586876759oh yeah I did hear about the case. Last name Nutz, right? wasn't Ms. Nutz seen last at prom, or something?
>>586876787I know that's what happened
it could have been suicide
THIRTY (30) minutes until your bi-monthly humilation ritual.
>>586876873i'm not snacking i'm perfectly capable of going to pity if i have to
Friends aren't literal who's
>>586876873what about just a little bit... just the tickets from cm
what is an uma's tail for?
>>586876873I have 30 tickets and 25.5k carats ready. No snacking, I'm blowing everything on WEIIIIIII
Gimme the best canon shots of Kingu's tits
>>586876325true
Everyone here is my friend
>>586877034they are in the eyes of god
I love my umawife
>>586877051Preventing you from pulling out
>>586877116
>>586877115that's not bald"ing", bwo...
>>586876474you're fucking retarded
>>586877183I honestly like how this became the FOTM way to cope.Retard.
>>586877116:D
>>586877116not the losers who keep reporting me
>>586876873WEEEEEIIIIII
can they please accelerate the next 30 minutes so I can go back to looping the same two songs and jerking off after I'm done WINNING?
RETARD RETARD RETARDS RETARD RETARDS RETARD
30 minutes, post your anticipation face
>>586877580spe would say that to chestnutters
So if my stash looks like this I'm supposed to skip Helios? I really wanted to get her and I did hear that later on she gets another banner with Gold City who I also wanted to get but I'm worried it will be the exact same thing that during the release of that there will be some giga nigga/scenario card that I HAVE to pull and MLB to not get bricked. I don't know man if I scrounge up 400 pulls total with the freebies included + 1 crystal would I be able to MLB Ramonou?
>>586877659
one month toreina, I'm always poor, how do I get money, daily shop drain me more than what I earn, and I feel like career is also more costly due to having to pay for a guest
>>586877702There's no turf mile CM until after the gyaru banner so if you wanna play it safe just do ramonu -> helios on gyaru banner
>>586877702>So if my stash looks like this I'm supposed to skip Helios?yes
>>586877564why is this silly CUNT being mean to my WIFE
>>586877659Made it to A finals, I'm already a WINNER
I had a nightmare in which wedding Nishino banner happened before wit Ramonu banner
>>586867946I'm glad nobody posted Dia's sleeve, I am safe for another day
>>586877702You can roll helios then just go open league gaming for 6 months
I miss the days where we all bullied Sirius for being a bum instead of the heckin silly we currently have
>>586877841children tend to be quite silly.
What did she say
>>586877702>So if my stash looks like this I'm supposed to skip Helios?maybe, you need 42k by the end of ramonu's banner to do 400 total (120 freebies), though don't forget about pink ticketsuse the calculator>I really wanted to get heryou could have planned and not snacked>I did hear that later on she gets another banner with Gold City who I also wanted to getif you did all the legend races and race wards you should have 100+ gold city pieces right now, and during that banner you can buy up to 50 more with friend points so shichi is free>I'm worried it will be the exact same thing that during the release of that there will be some giga nigga/scenario card that I HAVE to pull and MLB to not get brickedkinda, the gal rerun banner is like a month and a half or so after ramonu, so if you go broke you might barely be able to pity, but then you need to save for el condor pasa speed which is even more important than ramonu>I don't know man if I scrounge up 400 pulls total with the freebies included + 1 crystal would I be able to MLB Ramonou?you have a decent chance, but it's not guaranteed
>>586877702I would skip Helios, sadly. Save for RamonuSure, you could get lucky and get her in a single 10-pull, but you could also get FUCKED and have 15k carats by the time you get her. That's not enough to get 400 pulls for Ramonu. Save. Have 60k for Ramonu and buy Helios with the next selector, or try to get her on the gyaru banner in January.
Umas for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODC7SOrRihE
>>586878008
>>586877702do whatever you want bro. do you always let strangers lie to you on the internet?
>>586877997Something about treating Inari as a kid
>>586878008nice
>>586878008Sexperiments with Tachyon
>there are people willing to pull for a forced, annoying and ugly meme uma like HeliosI'm honestly disgusted to share this planet with beings such horrible taste
>>586878240then KYS miracle yourself nigga!
>>586877702What do you yahoos even roll on.
I only click on results next day so I can sleep well.
>>586878297i main 2 styles1. cute trainees2. sexy trainees
not rolling on Wei because Laurel is stronger
>>586877786More independent training with more races scheduled (especially G1 races)
>>586877172Hatefucking Taishit
>>586877659I trust Ardan
>>586878403They do different things.
Nice.
>>586878403Im too unprepared for the next 3 damn banners and I want all of them up to Laurel's
>>586878403Laurel is my wife
I've already seeded all your finals to be 3rd btw
>>586878297I started like 2 months ago and the only thing I pulled was like 150 for creek because I was retarded and thought I will get lucky and then 90 to get New Year Satono
>>586877659I'm gonna lose to some bullshit
ran out of toilet paper award
>>586878008me under her, btw
>>586878394I main Dober. So there's nothing to roll on other than late cards.
>>586878656Who's the equivalent of Monster Zero Energy?
I guess this is good enough. Can't waste too much time outside Rob Roy training.
>>586878795Shichi
>>586878297UmasSnacked Zephyr and Machan
>>586878795>Zero Energy
>>586878795
>>586877659time to beat up some bozos
>>586879145Bait and switch.
I don't have a picture of Helios but this is Daitaku Helios' song, say something nice about it.https://youtu.be/QKUGwx_rBsk?si=P0DZCoPCGAHEjpMj
>>586879262? but its the same dance
is anyone rolling for KS miracle
>>586879335that's like saying men's football and women's football is the same sport
>>586879335pig got replaced with a horsethat's what he meant
>>586879308love it, gonna listen on repeat until her banner drops
>>586879145sexo
Threw the cheapest ground beef onto a frying pan then made a sandwich out of the resulting greasy meatMy bloated body will drag my soul down to hell, and when I reach there I hope I have another platinum (which I didn't earn)
>>586879383not the same
>>586879378YeahPretty much every gacha card will have someone who will MLB it and put it up for borrowing, whether it's a whale or some random reroll account
>>586877659time to get beaten by some bozos
ryan LOVE
>>586879540Damn man, check this 7 though
>>586879620you will win
>>586879378the uma? yeahthe card? no
>>586879702
Good luck brochos
Please Shiraoki, all cm results are wins for meBut let me get Helios in 67 pulls, I implore you
I wish I had an actual life instead of feeling anxious about a 5 second race in a gacha game
Horthethhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc
7 and i win 4 and i lose
if I win I take my meds
I hope my Rob Roy wins...
>>586879829when you get older you will learn that these small little things are the fun stuff to get anxious about and not the real life things
>>586877659I'm going to lose>>586879829What kind of a life?
Spaaaaaace
>>586879940believe in your shortstack
Ardan will take my first Ms. Victoria I can feel it
IT'S TIME
Space?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
UMA SANPO
MAINICHI SAMBA
if you skip the race, you're a faggot
i am the raped
>there are anons, right this second, bricking themselves with KYS Miracle
>>586880058YES
Let's get it!
At least it wasn't 3rd
B group feels awful, I feel like a villainRuined some SS+ 2* Bakushin bro's finals.
>won another cm I didn't try for
>Lost to a UG6...Sprints... Are gambles....
>2 of my pacers late start with focus>bonobono gets brocked in 4th by enemy rabbit>end 456I'm going to cry
>double late startI got cheated again...
WEI30+10 PULLS YEY
>72% chance to winAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hope Lolimaster wins
Tossed my TT umas in for an easy A Finals 3rdNo effort, solid rewards, life is good
Im scarred to check race
she did it!
>>586880496FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
oh, it's THIS stupid fucking event
>>586880337forgot to censor name whatever
Group B always feels like I'm cheating (this team was just recycled from the previous sprint).
ez
Man that blows. My lates didnt proc mid race/downhill to keep up and then were just too far back to catch up on the final stretch. Sucks to suck but I guess I take my participation trophy and just go next.
Taishin got her second Victoria! Both on sprint, she's the sprint queen.Also lmao, i kinda gave up on this cm, made a jobber, barely qualified.
>LATE STARTOH NO NO NO NO RIP
>>586880589dammitgood job on the streak danchode
Post your current emotion
I saw a bunch of losses in this thread alreadywtf is happening
HOLY FUCKING SHITMY SUB 10% WR ZEPHYR WONMY FUARKING HERO
>lose finals>get Helios in 11I'M OKAY WITH THIS, WEIIIIIIIII~
>>586880698
What's the most efficient way to kms?
I should've replaced Flower with a debuffer, bitch blocked my Taishin
Maya kissu....
>>586880686Rip my winning taiki late starded and lost T.newcutie
Which Uma would willingly steal away your manhood if they knew it was unprotected, unsullied and flowering with ambition?
>the other trainers had Pearl and Machan as representatives and my winning Nishino made main concert trio my cm teamThis was awesome...
DO NOT PULL HELIOS!THINK OF YOUR RAMONU WIT FUNDS!PASA SPEED!DURA SPEED AND SATONO WIT!!
ez win for falco
So is there any way to have higher than bond 10?
>>586880698100% expected this outcome
son of a bitch
>>586880397My paizuri slave.
>>586880698easy win
I just wanted her to sing Ms Victoria. It's not fair. She got blocked. IT'S NOT FAIR
yep!
It's over.
get fucked whale cunt
WOOOOOOOOOOOOalmost a podium too
ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER 1000 YEARS OF LOCALIZATION DISCOURSE? BECAUSE BOY HOWDY I SURE AM
>>586880698my ogurin didn't pulsemy ogurin lost to taishinat least got healios super earlynot so sad about this one
we dating sim now
>>586880938But who is the slave?
>>586880881It'd be easier to name which Uma that wouldn't
>>586880589I never doubted my danchud
This is the first time they disappoint me in finals
>LOCALI-[-]It's that easy
Guess where I placed :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
WE OFFER OUR SOULS AND DEDICATE THIS CM TO YU PHAS!
>>586881049>now
cute curren chan
I LOSTEREDBUT ALSO EVERYTHING CONSIDERED, A DETERMINED SOUL WILL ALWAYS MANAGE TO HOST POST-CM CATHARSIS ROOM MATCHES918171089181710891817108ONE MEMBER ONLY FROM YOUR CM FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSEIF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM, PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES BEFORE JOINING TO GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE
Thought Bobo had it on the first pass. Ah well
>Try to make a good ace>Lose>Make a jobber>Win???????? How does this keep happening to me? Should i stop trying?
>pasa got 1st at the start of late-race and rocs unique>camera zooms at taishinI have mastered the skill to predict the race outcome
>>586881149...4th?
>>586881172IS THAT NIP-
>nobody is rolling for zoomer uma
>>586881032Forgot pic
Cap wins the second Cap cup.Glad I stuck with triple Lates
>>586881194At least you got your bussy fuked
>cheeky 3-er dupeit's okay
yaymore dates with ryan
>random filler ace that's the worst performing all around wins while everyone else fell out of the podiumit's the little things
>>586881172is this sloppamaybe I should get into local gens
>>586856461thanks for the heads up, my tism is satisfied
Had I farmed Sprint S I probably would've gotten it
>>586881082Me.. I am enslaved by uma boobs.
>>586881275Spe chud becomes glue the second round.
oisu
She did it. Only because my Zephyr just died for some reason.https://files.catbox.moe/g5brl1.mp4>open
>>586880975We're so back!
>>586881250>TWO mile CMs in the next YEAR
>reddit helios
>>586881362HELL yeah dude
>jobber room>5th, 6th, 7th
>the sweepy i ran to not block my pacers late started and won me the plat by a headthank u yada merchant i forgive you for jobbing arima for me
>T-Rain
Didn't expect Taiki being the dark horse
>>586881301Its not luckily. Same goes with the AnnaAnon(Safe Anon) tachyon post.
Bwos... does anyone have the courage to look at zoomzoom's story? How unreadable is the troonslation?
i fucking hate all of you
>/uma/bro in finalswe both lost
>>586879820rip shiraoki is a sham numbers are a lie
>>586881497with her, the more cringe the translation the better it is
>first suzuka i see win this entire CM is in finals>by a nosewelp.
>>586881497I'm gonna play it once my clanker is over, but I don't mind the zoomerlation.
so what did we learn?
>second CM star plat titleoooooh baby
>>58688119416/18
>>586881275Not the toughest lobby I guess>>586881340She did a little better in the second round for me, she had 22 firsts
IM GONNA HAVE MY CAKE AND FUCKING EAT IT TOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586881362the open league discord tells scary campfire stories about this newfag
i have seen the futurethe first person to reply to me then do a cheeky 10 pull will get a guaranteed 3* uma
>>586881708HISHIAMA SEXOOO VICTORY
>>586881362unironically saved by meticulous measures
Machan!
>bro machan sucks>bro machan ult bad>machan is a gaslight you only roll her to jerk off>all the machans winning finals NOOOOOTICIIIIING
>>586881717fine I will take the bait
>>586881717
Time to roll for wei
She IS possible
lmao
>>586881708FUCK YOU, TEK. EXPLODE.
>>586881776i dropped machan and won finals with the uma i swapped her for
i got raped. I got raped by Daitaku HeliosI will NOT be summoning Ruby on my account. Fuck you.
>>586881717>>586881792meh
>>586881776My Machan lost...
>>586881954deserved
>>586881954its heliover..
>>586881954time to get THAT card out.
wei
>>586881194/uma/ is front world617507676175076761750767ONE MEMBER ONLY FROM YOUR CM FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSEIF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM, PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES BEFORE JOINING TO GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE
So do I enter these races with my parents? What if they can't win the races?
Ready for next CM?
>>586881445At least someone's Sweepy won. Good job anon.Mine was blocked by a Curren Chan and then another Curren Chan won. I'm literally searching up Curren guro as we speak
my clanker run just finished, post da mlb kys miracle code
i got my ass kicked by an independent trained taiki and a gutsmaxxing machan.
celebratory WEI roll
>>586882064forgot the linkhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XKug1TETdZofAtrDvr8w9wlA
4 AND EVERYONE WHO ROLLS FROM NOW ON GETS HELIOS WITHIN 30 PULLS7 AND THEY GET HER WITHIN 50 PULLSNEITHER 4 OR 7 AND IT TAKES AT LEAST 100
>>586882065don't worry about the inherit part of the event. just win the races, burn jellies since you get them refunded, and do it daily.
>9 pace lobby>no Cheer Kingu or Taishin to worry about, just need to get to the front>Machan clears it with easeI love you, ya goofball. Very pretty voice as well
FUCK THIS FUCK ASS GAME AND FUCK SHIRAOKI
>2nd in cm>half to pityCould have been worse
>>586880698RNG has been fucking me in the ass since Round 2, barely one win every time and then I got screwed again in B finals, all in a fucking sprint CM. And I have to fucking take it.
How many ms victorias has been there so far? 4?5?
Had to go all in. Cheeky zoomer not so wei when she gets turned into pocket onahole for breeding oji-san (me). Also got Rickey, Rob Roy and Nishino too. And mummy Creek dupe.It evens out. I missed half the free rolls and kitadia banner and still got both with 30.
>use 20 vouchers>nothing>run CM, get 2nd>use the 4 prize vouchers>door + akikawatoday was not all bad i guess
Yup I hate Sprint
Just give me the zoomer already ffs
>Carnival>Register a pace chaser as a front so I miss out on a thousand points worth of skill activations
>>586882195>no new tagheh
>>586882080>curren gurokeki like how she had no need or reason to specifically come all that way over to block you, and it was detrimental to her race but she did it anyway
>>586881812Alright thanks for playing I'm done here
Pearl! Pearl number 1!!I am so happy bros.
>>586882080Me with Flower ryona right now
>>586881362Now we need the other ZRRfag to get his plat
It's over..
I got a falko rolling for weiI guess I know who's the second front in me next CM team
>PITYFUCK JEWSFUCK ZOOMERSFUCK FRONT RUNNERS
>>586882195(me) NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DONE
So who's the lucky uma you're taking on an outing?
>>586882128I guess everyone is busy rolling for Helios10/18
>half-tp unity cupwtf
>>586882467My wife
60 pulls, always snack
>>586882467My umawife, of course.
>outingUMA SANPO!!!!!!!!
wei wei
>>586882516do it for danchou
>>586882065feel free to use your strongest umas if your parents can't do the workinheriting the spark is too much work and you can always get these as a borrow if you really want to get the bonus
>>586882247Finally....
I hate this game
is your race already run before you click it? if i click race now vs clicking it tomorrow morning will i have the same opponents, if so, how would that work considering they could click it hours beforehand and then be out of the race pool, or even message me the result of the race before ive even clicked it?
WEI
>>586881630nothing
remember to loop racing spirit stam
omnomnom
I WON!! I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF!!
>>586882683yes neigha
>>586880395dumb Riceposter
My Tama rushed so I thought it was over, but
it's ok fuji at least we got 2nd at CM finals
for just 5 run CM 2 pace and 1 end I am happy with the results
>>586882769That's my fucking danchou!
>>586881362based newfag
>ragepulled 130 for wahey and got nothing for ir>don't think I've got enough time to get the remaining 70 pullsThat's it fuck being a frontchud I'll become a pace only
>>586882726Personally, I am going to go see the Ocean.
why is everyone posting their wins and doxxing their own names? I thought this was an anonymous board
>>586882391Gj pearl bro
>>586868901>67 ticketsIT WAS MEANT TO BE
Going on a date with granny.
the peak stays at the top
hag samba
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I GOT 2ND IT'S MAMBOVER
>>586881362newcutie DEMOLISHING the A+ smurfers, congrats
>>586882769congrats!
>>586882861we're posting screencaps from victoria frontier discord
>>586882128Good ole Oguri Cap, nothing beats her!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=E7SPm9Run2oV6tcq2KT4H2eb546421555464215554642155ONE MEMBER ONLY FROM YOUR CM FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSEIF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM, PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES BEFORE JOINING TO GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE
>all these bricked accounts
>>586882828you're too dumb to be a frontnig
It was fun.Group B because I'm shit at this game.
>>586882843Machan...
WEIIII
>>586882828Helios is better as a pace gwocho...
>>586882843I will personally be standing alone. at the edge of the universe. perhaps humming a tune.
>rolled my small stash for helios>didn't get herThe fillies don't want my cock...
>>586882828>ragepulledhook, line, and sinkercyjews did it again!
he wants your sprinter
>>586882828>I'll become a pace main >he has no carats for Ramonu's banner
NO CRYING IN THE CASINOI feel like I learned absolutely 0 things about how sprints work during this CM
>>586882876umazingplat status?
>>586883012a win is a win, the performance of your winning uma isnt worth any less
>>586883037>runaway bestie>better as a pacesay it ain't so...
>>586883020
How many Helios avatars have appeared in your club?
>sub 40% wr>11kThese funny numbers can't be real WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN MATCH ME WITH 4K GUYS PLEASE
An End King GAYlo jobbed to me LMAO
>"S Sprint doesn't matter!"It did.
>if I win I roll>if I lose I roll
There is no way this can be accurate bro
Now I have _2 plat titles!
>>586882930>didn't activate 3/5 accels>winsLate Ogurin my beloved
>>586880698me from >>586882175 I'm both happy because I spent an extra day of ace grinding to give Machan S Sprint and it paid off, and amused that of all the star plats to get, it's on the sprint. Guess I found my distance specialty lmao.
Is your account Ruby-coded or did the zoomer gyaru come home early?
Feel like we're pretty slow for a cm finals thread
>3rd place again>on my 2nd zodiac sign cupI DIDNT BELIEVE HARD ENOUGHMy Ulala got blocked hard by my own Teio too
I failed you guys. Still 0 (negative) plats.
>>586883210how. I was a6 69% and only got 8k
>>586883298It's fast when most anons win
I'm genuinely going to fucking burn down Cygames I'm going to throw a fucking brick into the teeth of every executive who works there I'm going to make Shinji Aoba look like a fucking camping stove I'm going to drown the streets of Japan in racehorse blood FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>586883182I'm kicking anyone who uses one, so zero
>>586883297I am not rolling on either of those two chuds
>>586883332noo.....
King Halo brought the cup home
>>586883210>he believed the MMR gaslight
>>586883332>pace vbourbonThey're sending some cryptids to take you down
You're doing 10 days of unity spam for danchud right?
okay now what? can we porn post?
done with this dogshit event
>>586883132PODIUM win
>>58688293012/18
>>586883332There's always next cm, friend
2nd againI am so fucking tired of taking these shit meme gold cards killing my stats and losing to UF umas with whatever spattering of skills, I want this fucking scenario to end and get my Ramonu and not deal with this retarded 1600 spd cap and actually get other stats up
I still can't believe this won... it didn't even have the Light as a Feather skill I spent over a week trying to get.
>>586883297I've already got a sprinter on my mind and it isn't either of those.
>>586883362based
>Finish 2nd by a nose in B finals>Then this happensI'd say that makes up for the CM very nicely.
>>586883362Based, Ruby will come early for you
>>586883552The luckiest uma wins finals and today the 3 goddesses simply smiled upon her
A truly blessed day
>>586869790I made this post as a joke but I literally did all of these things. I'm killing myself.
Just realized I finally got a star, nice
>>586883493holy nicehappy for you bwo
Date with my trainee
>>586880698IM NEVER GETTING MY ZODIAC SIGN PLAT
WHY IS DANBOORU STILL DOWNFIX THIS
Guess who won a 7th plat streak?
>double dom NY Dia NIGGER denied my group A win by a headthis is rape, I got molested and I'm mad fuck you get doxxed
so if I already have shichi, palmer and jordan, should I just wait for the gyaru banner to get Helios?
>>58688350117/18
always ez
>>586883684is it your zodiac sign tho?
>>586883361You didn't have to spark her. Lemme get that Zephyr
>>586883690actually surprised since that pasa was A sprintdid you wonnered
Are there any upcoming Uma Selectors where I can just pick Helios? I really don't want to dip into my funds right now but I WANT her ....
>>586883776What a soulful oshi win!
>>586883819nyo that was scorpio but I slacked on that one, only got the OG plat of that
>>586883670EXPLODE
>>586883845Not until like March or April next year, she's not eligible for the 2nd anni one in December
>>586882239And as expected, everyone feared and misunderstood the enigmatic sprint front runner golshi, letting El pace promote and win the capricorns. Remember: A finals win doesn't really count if you do multiple careers per horse. All my 3 aces were one and done. Golshi had sprint C. El failed like 3 trainings and was sprint A. Oguri came out pretty good, and actually worked hard to carry us to A, then died for our sins, not unlike our lord the Jesus Christ.
>>586883843>did you wonneredahaha... at least pulled Helios early (40) so that was nice
>>5868838452.5 paid one
>>586883753Isn't gelbooru better
There are a million banners up and they are all mega shit
>>586883775And in a high score lobby too!
>>586883845You should snack
>>586883362That's totally not poggers bro.
>>586883841I don't even want the stupid horse I was doing cope pulls because I was depressed about my CM run and then I kept getting nothing and I kept rolling out of spite thinking it couldn't possibly be this bad and before I knew it all my carats were gone and I'd spent 70 dollars and this is the third time this exact scenario has happened and I need to kill myself or quit the game or both in either order.
At least I can still run Ulala next CM
>>586883472I will be acting very homosexual later tonight. You can make your own plans.
>>586883781That banner won't have any other 3* in the pool so unless you care about getting shards for the other gyarus, you're better off rolling now
>losing cmFine>bad luck pullingmfw
THE IMAGE LIMIT>THE IMAGE LIMITTHE IMAGE LIMIT>THE IMAGE LIMITTHE IMAGE LIMIT>THE IMAGE LIMITTHE IMAGE LIMIT>THE IMAGE LIMITTHE IMAGE LIMIT>THE IMAGE LIMITTHE IMAGE LIMIT>THE IMAGE LIMITTHE IMAGE LIMIT>THE IMAGE LIMIT
THIS IS NOT THE ZOOMER AIIEEEEE
>>586881819>>586882391>>586883012Pearl bros... I...
>Helios using skibidiIt's over for us uncs
>>586883730Of all of the uma's check your condoms for holes with this one. I think even Still in Love would respect your personal space more than Dia.
>>586883987nyo............... you're still better
So do I just get this to lv 5 and use it as a parent only during this event?
>>586884107What the fuck is a limit
the what
>>586884107
>>586884149sex
supiki
>>586883987I won cm and didn't get HeliosAnd envy you
Putting Cocomelon on the TV to keep Helios occupied while I do paperwork!
>>586882930sudden boom in backlinershttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=N4s0ovFggPreE6YtTM9Kv1LhJust a couple more since it's slowing down already124265951242659512426595ONE MEMBER ONLY FROM YOUR CM FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSEIF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM, PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES BEFORE JOINING TO GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE
>won>2nd place has discord club>post their loss in there
I may have lost the cm but I already have the perfect coping mechanism prepared. I am going to kill at least one of my player's characters on Saturday as a way to vent my frustration.
>>586884271cocomelon fell off bro put her a 3 hours compilation of AI drama like the 4 elemental tungs
>>586884314This is what I call good GMing
I actually don't care about my own resultI only care about buonobro's result
>>586877959GOOD, BULLY THE SILLY CUNT! DESTROY HER
>somebody requested ms victoria on the jukeboxFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
You all shouldn't let this game effect your life. It's not that serious.
>>586884393When you think about it it's really cygames who added 14 crossbow traps in the otherwise safe treasure room
>>586884442the moment you say "it's just a game" you not only lost once, but twice
>>586884297you joined a discord to look at him post his loss?
>>586881445(me)>>586882080i literally turned my pc on just to check the hakuraku it was so close>https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6HL9Mehv_tGjy1fTAmq6_No4i would have posted just the relevant image but y'know, image limit
>>586884213a cryer took the last pic...
No, I'm not pulling for the Boca Juniors uma, fuck off.
>>586884442It is if you don't have anything better in your lifeWhich is why I browse this thread on the first place
>>586884536i posted it in there for him
>>586884442What if you play 15 hours a day
>>586884575River Plate anon....
>>586884186You can completely ignore this
>>586884442This is like saying I am glad to be human outside of the matrix while you eat gruel not realizing that you are just in the dev area of the matrix before they push to production in the next cycle of patches.
>>586884596Sorry, I read that wrong but that's still sick
>>586884596>>586884297based
>>5868846032mama...
>>5868842918/18this'll just be the last one since we're at image limit too
>>586884596dangerously based
If you get Helios, Ruby will go to pity
I miss unity so much
>>586884679couldn't resisti didn't tag him because that would be too mean
>>586884596if this was true you would be posting proofs
>>586884442IT'S SERIOUS TO ME
Oh right CM reset is 1 hour earlier. Time to see if my TT kingu made anyone crash out.
>>586884442There is nothing wrong with being sweaty.
so where are my images nonny
>>586884062>>586882417nyo...
>>586884928go take a shower
>>586884575Who is the River Plate uma? Gentildonna?
>>58688429111/18
I need a new manga to read any recommendations? Please only finished ones.
>>586884976nyoppers, I don't think I will
>>586884782It's fine. I don't deserve her anyway......
>>586885090mahoraba
>>586885090jitsu wa watashi wa
umanko sex uma sex sweaty uma feet in my mouth sex umanko spurt spurt plap plap goosh gosh
>>58688509020th century boysI always recommend usagi drop too but when I say that everyone looks me weird for some reason
>>586885090Koroshiya 1Mandatory reading for anyone still playing this game
>>586885090Melancholia by Dowman Sayman
I haven't won a CM for a long time, when is the RNG gonna give me a fucking freebie
can i leave ks miracle at lb0, surely the +1 guts bonus isn't worth pulling an extra copy for?
So is anyone going to read the story and post about it in the thread? I don't mean it in the "haha le funny memes" or "LE EVIL LOCALIZATION" way. I remember there was something like what I am talking about for Bijin and Machan
>>586885090girl in the birdcage
>>586884976The last time water touched me was from poseidon's kiss.
>>586885308/vm/ is better for that
>>586885308I'll read it in a bit don't worry
>>586885090spiderman
>>586885308I dont read the stories for umas I dont care about
>>586885308Only when we have images
>>586884596the fact that you spoiled on discord about my finals, is really weird by the way. It's REALLY weird the fact that you knew and then spoiled on it was so weird by the way. I need you to actually reflect on yourself, like, seriously.
NEW BREAD I WANT TO POST AN IMAGE
>>586885090Aiura
>>586885090Akagi
post your images here>>586597969>>586597969>>586597969
>>586885518>larp
>>586885090Ubel blatt
>>586884442now say this without the snot and tears on your face
>>586885614thanks
xe's having a meltdown in chat...
>>586885518kek
>>586885624>clueless carlos
>>586885692Leak it sis
>>586885624he's mocking that brown sloptuber
>>586885614Never...
Only a few more manga recommendations until we hit bump limit
>>586885741no images...
I'm Helio's bestie. Suck on that, Palmer.
>>586885757we don't have any discord users in a 4chan club. there's no way.
>>586885827Wrong, the both of you are her bestie. You can have more than one bestie, you know.
>>586885827Palmer sucks on mine.
>>586885614still cant believe how V fell for this
NOW, 3 MORE THREADS
>>586881362I KNEEL>>586884973She won me my previous CM so all goodo
>>586885847What about 4chan users in discord clubs?
>>586885903Uhhh K**** did..
Those poor JPbros
>>586885847he doesn't know...
>>586885998bloodloss from being prolapsed by 2**** made them too woozy to notice
>>586886118>>586886118>>586886118
>>586885308I'm illiterate.
Where's the poal poster? I want to update that I actually won.
I know everyone will have already moved on to the next thread by the time I finish this but I still feel like I should respond to these.>>586885126I might check this one out actually>>586885157Already read it didnt like it>>586885246Already read it liked it>>586885248I thought homunculus was interesting but the premise sounds uninteresting to me>>586885249Perchance>>586885329Really not into yuri>>586885408I didnt realize there's an official spiderman manga, thats funny>>586885547Doesnt seem like my cup of tea>>586885598I already get enough braindamage playing mahjong I feel like Akagi would make it worse>>586885641Already read it it was okThank you anons for the recommendations
>>586883362>>586883576>>586883620Stop it. Ruby doesn’t hate Helios.
