#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[NOVEMBER 2026] Development on Burial progressing at a steady pace. A number of disliked puzzles to be removed. Game Jam is kill.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/697654062728874066# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>586474483retvrn to slow edition.
Cheesed to meet you.
Headpat the ley
Everyone is begging Nemlei to tell us Julia’s last name and to draw an image of her in glasses
>>586877812Nobody is doing this.
>>586877506
>>586878223>leyley cute>need Ashley>love Ashley>feel lot girls kill dat story>gonna coffin anonProphetic.
>>586878223>Julia sister gameCloud cries out for Jane
>>586880809Neither are goth, I hate this.
>>586856946That shit looks uncanny. Use a proper Innocentshley please.
I'm surprised /calg/ hasn't gone the way of /htg/. How are you guys still kicking? I remember when we'd have hella threads, but since I heard the game was basically on hiatus due to some legal bullshit and the monthly updates stopped a while ago, I figured there'd be nothing to talk about. Got any new sexy fan art?
>>586881671new devlog 4 days ago.When did you last check in? do you know what Wren is?
Fixed the eye color
>>586881909Months and months ago. I saw Wren and his glaucoma or something. Was that official? I thought Shots and Such showed they'd abort a kid if they ever conceived.
>>586882207maybe do some research, NIGGA
>>586882619I was more asking about how you guys have been doing and if you had any new fanart worth saving. I've stopped caring about the game so long as Nemlei continues to bullshit and fuck off instead of finishing it.
>>586881671>>586882802We're all saying nice things about Julia and loving her a lot
>>586881671>>586882802We are all saying vitriolic things about Whorelia and hating her a lot.
>>586878223>Julia hitI need a hit of Julia...
>>586884678>>586885073I see Nemlei seems to have a hate boner for Julia. I hope whatever murdering her triggers between Andrew and Ashley, it's either hot as fuck or unhinged and soul crushing. I also hope AO3 comes back online and that we get better fics.
People only pretend they don't like seeing Andrew and Ashley kiss. They're all like "that's gross, yuck!" on the outside, but on the inside they're squeeing like a Japanese school girl.
>>586887143Everyone loves sisterkissing.
AU where Julia and her family moved away during Julia's high school years, so Andrew never ended up dating anyone, making him and Ashley grow closer.
>>586887342kisstering
>>586887410Like a good kisster she kisstered kissterly across the room.
>>586878223>drunkley beautiful
>>586887357>Andrew never ended up dating anyoneHe was always going to date someone else, Julia was just the closest.
>>586888460Drunken Ashley would be fun.
>>586888460>drunkley fertile
>>586885915Julia is going to survive every timeline. Nemlei giving the most obvious death flags you've ever seen should make it very clear that it's a fakeout
>>586891514Ok, I'll hold you to this. If Julia dies you will answer for your crime of lying by dying.
>>586892280And when I am right, you will be nice to Julia forevermore
>>586892326Nah.
>>586892326An acceptable bargain considering that I mostly just lurk and have never shared any opinion about Julia. Your life is in my hands. The countdown to your demise begins.
>>586878223>Ashley bettertrue
>>586892326>when I am rig- ACK
>>586892458>>586892507Simply no honor at all amongst Julia haters. Sad, sad people
>>586894072Honor is a concept invented by losers.
>>586894378Nice of Ashley to come up with something
>>586891514I think Julia being killed could have a number of overarching implications. On one hand, it could represent Andrew once again giving in to what Ashley wants, getting rid of that one thing that has most threatened her claim on him. On another, it could represent Andrew full decay into an unrepentent piece of shit, killing one of the few innocent, completely blameless characters in TCOAL. Essentially killing a white lamb. Depending on the reasoning, you could have multiple different routes to go down. Then imagine if he DOESN'T kill her. How might that play out? Andrew being on the edge of succumbing to what Leyley wants but refusing and taking a path to be a better man? What if he regresses in a manner and instead turns on Ashley, choosing to live a fake, hollow, "normal" life? What if Ashley kills her, finally, truly getting her hands dirty?
>>586894072You presented your condition without knowing my situation. That's not my fault.
>>586894378no that would be retarded
>>586894753are we just ignoring that they already murdered a completely innocent child? the two of them are already unrepentant pieces of shit. ironically, ashley might be the closest one of the two to feeling anything resembling guilt for nina's death. andrew doesn't give a fuck AT ALL, nina's former existence doesn't even register for him outside of whenever ashley brings it up.
>>586895426Had it coming.
>>586895426NTA but Julia differs significantly from them. Nina was an accidental death. It bothers Andrew, maybe not specifically but broadly, but he can offload that as an accident and Ashley's idea. Killing the kid can also be chalked up to gut instinct "no witnesses" self-preservation. Specifically seeking Julia out to sacrifice her is a deliberate and targeted malice toward somebody they know, not just an act of necessity in the moment. On top of that, Julia isn't some rando who was made just to die, she serves an actual narrative purpose by being the straight man in the insane relationship, and is (for now) entirely innocent of any actual wrongdoing beyond the admittedly serious crime of not being Ashley.
>>586895426>ironically, ashley might be the closest one of the two to feeling anything resembling guilt for nina's death.Play the FUCKING game holy shit
>>586896195it's been a long time, my memory is fallible. there's no need to be a jackass
>>586896332NTA (I fucking hate having to do this to engage in a conversation) but it'd be one thing if you missed a minor detail, but that's just a complete misrepresentation of Ashley as a character and what motivates her. I'm not saying you didn't play the game, but that's a pretty big thing to fuck up and if you actually think that you need to replay the game pronto.
>>586896332Go away, faggot.
>>586896195>>586896609Take a chill pill unc
>>586894753Bad things don't happen to good people & Julia is cute (which is good) ergo nothing bad will happen to her. QED
>real coffin fans don't play the game.jpg
>>586896993>Bad things don't happen to good people
>>586897086
>>586878223>love Ashleywe ALL do
>>586898278She's actually too lovable.
>>586898278Ashley is so lovable it makes me fucking hate Andrew sometimes
>>586896590what i said wasn't an absolute statement, i said that she was closest to something approaching a thing, which is pretty far removed from the thing itself. i thought the objection was what i said about andrew, but this is just silly
>we actually got something in NovemberNext update is dropping in December
>>586898278What a cute 'shley
Nemlei the slutmother told us two progress reports ago that we'd get a release date in the next update. We still haven't gotten one.
Nemlei the cutecute is cute and Nemlei, and everything she does is good and perfect.
>>586903672sucks to suck, retard
>>586903672Next one for sure
>>586903672What this sounds like to me is that development is still paused due to legal issues.
>>586903672The Game Jam was never real. The legal action was never real#NemleiLiedGameJamDied
Nemlei is cute and perfect.
>>586904506Reminder that Nemlei fraudulently submitted Coffin to the NaNoRenO game jam in 2023 as it had been in the works since 2022
>>586904689This is not true, because Finns are incapable of lying.
>>586904689Nemlei is a good kitty, cute, and would never defraud anybody.
Nemlei is a one-trick kitty.
>>586904689>Yule's end was supposed to include Ivy's demise at the hands of the other two>Thought it'd be samey and boring so didn't do it>Realises after the fact that it's exactly what people wanted even if she doesn't want it herselfIf Professor Nemurei is audience-captured then Julia is so, so fucked..
Nemlei is SO cute!
>>586905636>implying the audience wants what you want
>>586905992Who do you think the audience is comprised of?
>>586906185Kind-hearted Christians
imōsekkusu
inseki
This was just a nightmare. In reality, Julia was perfectly safe, just a little shaken up.
>>586913261She has a very awkward coffee date with the siblings where they apologize for being so terrible to her, then promise never to contact her again. They only broke into her dorm room and seemingly kidnapped her because she said she didn't want to see them again (accepting the apology is mandatory) and no other reason.
>>586911124Gross
>>586918102Hawt
>>586918102This is known as Ashley. You're welcome for my information.
>>586881671>artWrt
We getting a release before or After April 1, 2027? I hope we get an official date this time so I can call out of work.
>>586919903Only God Nemurei knows...
>>586877506UK illegal edition
>>586878223>douglas gayBold and inspiring
>>586878223>ass stuff sex julia sister
This is an Appreciate Andrew Always Thread :)
How do we normalize this?
>>586922389We will get Babybumpshley soon. I'm so excited.
When is Nemlei starting an OnlyFans?
>>586925602Looks like he's sniffing her tits.
>*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*
>>586926047>>586926135Normal Andrew behavior
>>586922389Starting with fixing this normie misconception that baby born between siblings is likely to be a deformed monstrosity.It always irks me when they bring Hapsburg face for this kind of meme, when it was caused by generations of breeding between cousins
>>586925796Never
>>586926438OnlyFans-kuvat will not have the insestisuhteet :)
>>586925602>andrew drinking so much ashley milk wren became malnurished
This thread is the only part of 4chan I use nowadays
>>586926598Land acknowledgement but it's an apology to the Finns ITT for the Finglish/cultural appropriation
Julia is ethnically Canadian
>>586882207Yeah Wren has hypoglycemia un4chanateleyley
>>586926692I love /calgee/ on 4wren
>>586878223>Ashleybased
>>586906601Cold-hearted jihadis you mean
>>586926396Uncles and nieces too.
>>586928145I love /calg/ brainrot>>586928216It's a shame we don't get that name as often as we should on the word cloud
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/492146089/#492150802I've believed for years that Julia has death flags in Burial
>>586930356after posting that kit9 video julia dying would be too predictable so nemlei will avoid it
>>586933228I predicted everything in 3A anyway. So I will be right about 3B as well.
Pondering my Jorb...
>>586922389>>586926396Woke3 will normalize incest. Trust the plan
>>586936283Going bowling with the Jorb
>>586936313>Woke3Read this as Web3
>>586936283She is my jorld
Wren on a swringhttps://x.com/sonny_zzz/status/2117802324928127462
>>586938358>self insert faggot ruined.
>>586938358>love interest providedsaved.
>>586928216Looks like a Mita mod
>>586938479>>586938559
>>586938358>Chris-chan shirt
>>586926657Wren can have instant ramen
>>586939658Wramen
>>586939136Checks out
>>586939746I always knew Ashley was homophobic
I want Andrew to serve Julia's severed head to Ashley in a silver platter!
https://x.com/bunniigraves/status/2118430359746408543/photo/1
>>586938891Imagine plunging your rock hard throbbing erect cock into Wren's tight bussy while he lets out a little faggot moan
TOTAL JULIA DEATH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIG2w6i3QAs
>>586942247
>>586942247Based and imminent.
I think this hussy at my job is feeding me sweets made with her pussy juice but i can't prove it
>>586946103Hussies wouldn’t do something that gross
>>586940829Why are they doing the string phone thing if they're right next each other?
If Renee, I'd try to get my children killed too. Where did she and Douglas go so wrong?
>>586948227>Where did she and Douglas go so wrong?it might have had something to do with them putting approximately zero effort into interacting with their children.
>>586877506This thread is ASS, ASS I SAY!Ashley is ASS!!!
Did someone say Sass?
>>586920947Nah it's fine, the law only covers 3dpd with real actors, so drawings are fine but cosplay sex is a minefield.
>>586952208>>586952374>>586952551It's all over my screen
>>586951621okay, this image is hot
>>586941343W(r)aow
They’re forcing sisters to have big butts. This morning they broke into my home and dragged my sister into the street where they made her butt 50% bigger. Right there in the middle of the road. We don’t know what to do anymore
>>586952735No tag...
>>586952735The good ending be like
>>586953826>>586952735They done went and circumcised my boy
Threadly reminder that bratty sisters get their turdcutter resized
>>586958713Did you rename that image just to post it with that text? Because the filename doesn't really seem related to the image itself unless you're just fixated on the ass and go straight to shitting, which I'd hope no Anon ITT would be so maladjusted as to do such a thing but I suppose it's possible
>>586958713>>586960813Because everyone knows sisters don't poop
shitsters...
Nipples and your dick tip and your lips should be approximately the same color, but Nemlei won't draw them with actual lips so we can't make accurate pornWhy does she hate us
>>586962662The logical conclusion is that their nipples and dicks are black
>>586962903Since Andrew has a sister and a black dick, this makes it doubly appropriate to refer to him as a brothaHe even had a dream, he's basically MLK
>>586961048Paskatsiskot...
>>586963038Wish this thread had information about learning Finngolian
>>586963007The game canonically takes place in Detroit during the 2020’s so that checks out
>>586952208put a dream bubble around it with Ashley sleeping
>>586952684you need to make her other bodyparts bigger, like her boobs and belly
>>586965126Is Xandrew a Blood or a Crip
>>586965393california gangs in michigan?
>>586965375I asked for that but they refused. They said that boob enhancement is a bourgeois excess while ass is the desire of the international proletariat. They’re not even giving us a choice anymore. Sisters all over the country are having their butts embiggened. It’s gone crazy
>>586965889Do they not have a national presence at this point?
>>586965393He’s a retard
Went to buy some Eggnog today. I'm in a Christmas spirit kind of early this year.
>>586965980You can help her get used to the new new bum by massaging it naked
>>586966605This image is so cute that it makes me profoundly sad, I'm taking this as my cue to start drinking today
>>586966605Why didn't Andrew protect her smile?
>>586967526Because he's a bad brother
:(
>>586968458KILL YOURSELF
>>586967526because she looked dysgenic
All I really want is to cum inside Julia’s deepest parts
>>586969541>deepest partsToo bad she's shallow as a puddle.
>>586969541Addicted to the hussypillHopefully they start lacing them with fent
>>586966605She's so cute
>>586969541https://reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1xpjmqi/gym_envy_art_by_fabianb86261598/
>>586969642I’d make a few puddles on her face>>586969789I am NOT clicking that
Thinking about Vivian pityfucking Thiu...
>>586970447>You better click that shit Nigga!
>>586972504Julia speaks and I listenIt was okay I guess. Would’ve been nice if it ended with explicit sex
>>586973078Bruh
>>586974094If you won't drink siss (sister piss) do you even really love her
https://x.com/C4spersCoffin/status/2118790841913192942/photo/1
>>586974740>get your business out of my room!Ok I giggled
>>586974740>doesn't even stopAshley is a freak
>>586974740Anon, the advertisers
>>586975018She has to show the hussoid Andrew belongs to her.
>>586974740Anon you can't post that
>>586974740This is art just like Michelangelo's David and can be posted with impunity
>>586974740KEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>586969789Ashlia is the truth
>>586979785What about the Andrew harem ending?
>>586974740By far the best thing posted today.
>>586974740my god, this image is perfectionthe realistic body proportions, Ashley's dominant stare while being filled with her brother's cock, Andrew's perfectly in-character sheepishness, the funny line from Julia at the end...it even has a poster of an extremely overrated band on Julia's wall, matching her personality perfectlyalthough Andrew seems to have lost his pinkie finger on the left hand
>>586980015>the harem in question
>>586980015The only Andrew harem is the one he joins while in prison
>>586974740>Metallica instead of BandSoulless.
>>586981789Like floozies
>>586952374Too fucking much man..
>>586980214>realistic body proportionsTrue, but they should've been drawn skinnier. Would be more accurate.
>>586952374Not nearly enough man…
https://x.com/liachaaann/status/2118807161035759931/photo/1?a=-6xWTtR2bVkzWuN-VlY
>>586928120Man, if only Nemlei would hurry the fuck up. How does that timeline come about? It's so fucking gay dropping tid bits like that.
is there any coffin character who looks more trashy than ashley?
It's never too late to start spanking your bratty sister
>>586986163Cute and hot
The courage to fucking HATE Nemlei
What would Julia actually do if she caught Andrew and Ashley doing something incestuous?
>>586980214>realistic body proportionsPeople say this and call the most banal shit unrealistic.
>>586985932None that I know of, but I love her that way. I want to live in a trailer park and have a miserable marriage with Ashley Graves!
>>586994238what did anon mean by this?
I think things can bet better for Andrew and Ashley in the Shots and Such ending. Things are bad for them, yes, but they're only in their early 20's. Do you remember your early 20's? I'm certainly not the person I was then. A lot can change in a decade or two. I think both of them will mellow out in their respective ways and they'll find peace in themselves and the cards life has dealt them. Every second you live, you die.
>>586994574They won't because it'd defeat the point of the ending.
Imagine cumming in the mouth of Ashley's detatched head then holding it up and watching your semen ooze out of her neck hole
>>586996646Aaaah oooh I'm so outraged by your post which is incredibly edgy and could only be produced by a true Sick Fuck™. There you go little buddy, you got what you wanted.
>>586997297bodied that edgepedo
Would Ashley enjoy breastfeeding Andrew?
>>586996646I'm imagining it, what now?
>>586999205>what now?Kinda hot, isn't it
>>586999503No, it's cold
>>586999503Not really.
"I liked it better when they just wanted to cuddle and kiss me."
>>586998417Glassley is so cute! Much cuter than that dumb floozy Monoclia!
>>586990441We'll see in Burial 100%
>>586999857Haha, good one. You're definitely right that her head would be cold. Though I guess that depends on how long it's been since the decapitation. Still though, great joke.>>586999916Oh, well I thought it was
>>586999995We do want to cuddle and kiss Ashley (on the top of the head), it just also so happens that we have to deal with edgelord performance art hour. Nigga's fishing for sea bass in a koi pond.
God I want Thiu to suck my dick. I want to feel his faggot lips kissing my rock hard cock. I want him to wrap those gay little lips around my dick and suck me off. I want to plunge myself down his faggoty queer mouth and cum down his throatNo homo btw
>>586974740You just got every UK anon arrested.
>>587001448nuh uh fiction is exempt(for now)
>>586928395Most attractive woman of her age btw >inb that was bc of her personal charisma not looksStill proves the point. >>586922389I've been scraping /calg/ for insights on that year after year and I'm probably close to developing a fully fledged comprehensive theory.>>586952374Squishy Sister Sunday approaches...
>>586938358>nbrHeresy...
>>587004006Coffin if it was good
Under woke2, we're force-femming Thiu
Under woke2, we're banning Coffin because the themes are icky and problematic!!
Under woke2, we're officially making Andrew and Ashley NBR cousins who happen to live together after Renee and Douglas adopted Ashley after Connie's (Renee's younger sister) death.
Under woke2, we're putting chemicals in the Toxi-Soda that turns Andrew gay!!!
Under woke2, we're weaponising the powers of the state to force brothers away from sisters and into the arms of the nefarious hussy
Samefag done lost his marbles!!!
Samefag done become based and bluepilled!
>>587009552>accusing people of samefaggingmarbles status?
>>587009552It's possible for multiple people to make a joke after seeing someone else make it
>>587009552I know it isn't a samefag because i'm one of them.
>>587009734>>587009772Holy shit I was just joking I didnt know you guys took samefagging so seriously
>>587009947>I was merely pretending to be retarded
>>587009947>I was just joking
>>586922389We need an incest thread in every board like the one in /a/
>>587013797Most boards don't deserve an incest thread, like /co/ for example.
>>587014128Does /co/ even have enough incestuous stuffs to talk about
>>587014210/co/ used to have the loud house shit but now that I think about it, it's probably better if we don't kick the hornet's nest
>>587014210No, they exist purely in the shipperverse and treat their shit like it's canon and relevant to actual incest media discussion.
More like "Ewlia."
>>587014371Loudfags make /calg/'s most eccentric anons look like supreme normgroids. The only brother-sister incest fandom that I feel no spiritual kinship with. /v/, /a/, /co/, /lit/, /tv/, all's fine but them specifically are demented freaks. Note that even /co/ generally keeps them off their board so they're forced to use /trash/.
>>587014210Pinecest, it's how I cope with waiting for the next chapter
>>587015820I figured they were bad just based on the spillover I've seen here, but it's really that dire?
>>587015978Yeah. My favorite anecdote is when I asked one of them to clarify whether the baby fucking fetishism is normal in their clique and they said, nah, that's like their sole red line and only "5%" of Loud posters like that stuff. It is only starting with the four year old sister that they become fair game for porn.You could write a whole book on the mental illness among them.
>>587017749I just looked at their trash thread and they seem retarded but harmless. Atrocious CalArts aesthetics aside there wasn't anything too shocking in there.
>>587017749>It is only starting with the four year old sister that they become fair game for pornI will not gigaquoteI will not gigaquoteI will not gigaquote
>>587018293I mean, this thread is mostly inoffensive until somebody pops a screw and goes fucking insane.
>>587018352
>>587018430Yeah...
>>587018352>Go five seconds without trying to show off how cool and "against the grain" you are on an anonymous forum challenge: Impossible.
>>587018550Or maybe I just make posts because I like them
>>587019506I never doubted that you liked peacocking for anonymous strangers.
>>587018430How much more insane? We already have real sisterfuckers here. I'm not shitting on them. I'm fucking jealous.
>>587019580>we_witnessing_mental illness.jpeg
>>587018352You can jerk it to lolis, I don't care, but "3 year olds is where we draw the line" is such a self-evidently fucking farcical statement. At that point just say no age is too low and own it.
>>587019580Unc gettin worked into a shoot over a postIt's apple pie tonight gramps, that should cheer you up
>>587019706I mean insane as in severe mental instability that if you were witnessing it in public would give you the sense that person was a danger to themselves or others.
>>587019789>At that point just say no age is too low and own it.
>>587019832Sounds like the average haggot
>>587019964>anon fails to grasp the meaning of the post because he wanted to be cool and edgyHe's saying that it's patently retarded to draw the line at three as if anything lower than that is somehow too bad even for them.
>>587019789How old is Leyley? Is she fair game?
>>587020135
>>587020226>Is she fair game?Always was.
>"ugh, this sucks!"Oh, stop your bitching. The fans love this shit!">Fine, but why do I have to wear panties?!"
>>587020226>How old is Leyley?Enough
>>587020475Enough?To party.
>>586968981What the hell? Ashley is pretty.
>>586971615I read that as tittyfucking
>>587018550I mean, it's not like it's impossible that at least one person here is actual into loli.
>>587021440Never suggested otherwise. Think of it like this: a guy who needs to take every opportunity to tell everyone how big his dick is doesn't necessarily have to have a small dick, the point is that he needs everyone to know about it.
>>587021502>needs to take every opportunityBroseph if you think I'm taking EVERY opportunity you must not realize how many opportunities there are
>>587021552Yes, I did in fact suggest that the hypothetic gentleman was teleporting into every conversation in the entire universe where his penis size could be tangentially relevant and successfully mentioned it in the speakers' native tongue every single time, and was not at all using language for effect. Pal.
>>587021502I'll take your word on it since it clearly chapped someone's ass.
>>587021698>teleporting into every conversation in the entire universe where his penis size could be tangentially relevantHoly giga
>>587021440Actual loli? Lolicon is lolicon, 3D shit isn't lolicon
>>587021841>you cannot have a lolita complex irl Nigga do you think Lolita was about Chinese cartoons?
>>587021961Do you think lolita fashion is about the book?
>>587022206This post is like the biggest problem with Andrew and Julia's romance: no relation.
>>587022274This post mentions Julia
Stop glowing.
>>587021961>Nigga do you think Lolita was about Chinese cartoons?For all of the chest-beating about being a real sick and twisted freak and "uh, dude, this is le 4chan, we like dangerous horny here!" it's crazy how little people know about the actual words they're using or even old 4chan culture in general. Fake oldfags are worse than newfags.
>>587022810Her smile is always glowing
>>587022810No.
>>587022206Lolita fashion is about dollish cutesiness, which incidentally is what the pedophile in Lolita objectified.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmSex. With Leyley.
>>587023815We know, Mr Mason.
Ashley is a cutie pie, served in adorabowl
>>587023815Uncle Jeff...
>>587015872I thought that guy had a canon girlfriend? (Rich blondie)
>>587024925I thought he was crushing on the older redhead girl
>>587025025Wendy, he was, but he gets over it in season 2>>587024925They hint that Pacifica likes Dipper, but the show ended before it really went anywhere
Why is it that it's always brothers who act like a hussy?
>>587015872Enjoyhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/451858220/#q451863615
>>587015872It's so fucking peak that the original animator for that one Pinecest gif recreated it for Coffin
>>587025730Men are hardwired to have multiple partners. It's instinct.
>>587008315>>587008392>>587008740>>587008741>>587008741>>587008992Kill youself, nigger faggot. Woke is still dead. I am going to continue to bully trannies into suicide.
>>587025730In fiction: because a man fucking around, realizing the error of his ways, and getting with the correct woman in the end isn't going to ruffle any feathers. In reality: men have been bombarded for 50+ years that their entire value as a man is predicated on how often they put their penis inside of a vagina, and in fact the more vaginas they acquire the more value they have as a man. Men like sex, everyone does, so this is an easy thing to sell because it says you can do the thing that feels good and the more you do it the more value you have as a man and the cooler and better you are.By the time guys realize that casual sex is hollow, meaningless, and barely better than masturbating they're already too unc to convince the younger people of the reality.>>587026134Good example of what I was talking about.
>>587026191we are ALL doing this.
>>587026134>what is pair bonding
>>587026193shutup, unc
>>587026317Not a thing in humans
>>587026654Sad, sorry existence you must lead.
>>587026654>pair bonding is not a thing in one of the only mammal species where fathers help raise the offspring
>>587026436I'm right, and I know it for a fact. The difference between sex, good sex, and amazing sex, is all mental. It doesn't matter how hot the woman is, there is nothing that compares to the knowledge that the other party wants you, and not only do they want you, they want you specifically and are willing to sacrifice the opportunity with every other option they could ever possibly have to have you.
>>587026748Well yeah but that's by the design of this reality. Where can I write a review for the developer?
>>587025791I have to save this somewhere, thanks for showing it to me
>>587026916On the Steam page of course
>>587027009Someone give her cleavage asap
>>587026762Like always, evopsych proves to be fake and gay. "Pair bonding is fake" except for the people who would swear up and down it was real. My grandmother married a man in her late teens, stayed with him for sixty years, and even with severe dementia still welcomed death so that she could be reunited with him. People are creating new science to cope with a gay and retarded modernity instead of rejecting the modernity as gay and retarded. Pair bonding is real, there are soul mates, and love is real no matter what reddit says. Kiss your sister.
>>587026819>they want you specifically and are willing to sacrifice the opportunity with every other option they could ever possibly have to have youThis type of love only exists in fiction, real people are lame as fuck
>>587027262I feel bad for you.
>>587027304Mercy and pity are for the dying. Do not waste it on people like this.
>>587027304If you were experiencing it you wouldn't be posting on 4chan on a friday night.
>>587027387If I were experiencing it, a friday night would be just another day that ends in "y."
>>587027262>>587026654>>587026134Please just go back to your NTR thread, faggot.
>>587027430>hurr durr I'm totally having lots of sex and I'm letting you knowSure thing mr anonymous. This behavior childish and it's no different than a kid bragging about their dad working for nintendo. Who do you think you are deceiving?
>>587027667As opposed to>hurr durr you're totally having no sex nobody is having sex love is fake and gay it has to be it has to be lalalala I'm not listening!You've escalated it beyond the point of a joke to where it's actually pathetic that you're acting like this.
>>587027819Get the fuck out normalfag
>>587027968If I were a normalfag I'd be suggesting that not having sex would be cringe or weird. All I'm saying is that the whole "actually monogamy is fake because basedence says blah blah blah" stuff is retarded cope for the fact that modern men (and women) were robbed and raped. Monogamy is real, because if it weren't real it wouldn't have been the default for every functional civilization on the planet. Just because you haven't personally experienced something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>587028179Ok Mulder show me the aliens
>>587027216I saw this too with my mom's parents. They got together at 15 and parted when she died at 92 years old. My parents have also been together for about 35 years at this point and aside from one literal monk their siblings all have similarly long marriages. Such a thing should be impossible according to incel science and should be made so according to this shithole "society." I don't blame zoomers for thinking otherwise when over 50% of first marriages end in divorce within 10 years now though. A lot of them are from second-generation broken homes at this point too, so they've never even known anything different.
>>587028781Tag detectedWe are so back
>>587028395A lot of "science" is just finding a good narrative to fit the findings. Love is actually real, soul-mates exist, and siblings owe each-other sex.
>>587028913The tag stays on during sex
>>587026819I believe you, even if other faggots don't. I've felt like shit about my past experiences because it was with women I didn't give a shit about. The sex was had for it's own sake. I wish I could erase them. Now, I want a woman who'll say >I love youand cuddle with me instead of wondering why I'm still in her bed after we finish.
>>587028913Tag from his bare-skin back... what is he... an Android?
>>587024061Quite the blasphemous combination.
>>587029764
I finally apologized to my sister for molesting her over a decade ago
>>587029913What did you do to her?
>>587029913Brody, I would just never bring that shit up and stay out of her life. Why the fuck would you do that?
>>587029913You can't just post that and not tell us the full story
>>587029913fake and gay
>>587029740Casual sex is awesome until you realize there is no functional difference between you and the guy beating his dick to porn at the end of the day.
>>587029940I spooned her and grinded (ground?) against her until she told me to stop and leave her room; I didn't apologize for the time that I pinned her down and "tickled" her on the bathroom floor when we were kids but I forgot about that>>587029947She lives with me and I'm very drunk>>587029961See above>>587029976I occasionally post in >>>/r9k/mcg, I'm the brother whose sister doesn't really see him as a brother but I'm also not really a friend>>587030047I kind of agree, in a weird way I regret dating anyone in the past
>>587030047I wouldn't say those are equal, but I will say the best experience is gonna be with someone you share mutual love with. You can't replace the full body experience and warmth of another human with just your hand and imagination. If you could, sex dolls wouldn't sell.
>>587030172tl;dr
>>587030172>I'm the brother whose sister doesn't really see him as a brother but I'm also not really a friendExplain
>>587030172Gotta lay off the sauce. You may have just reopened a wound and twisted your finger in it. For all you know, she was forgetting about it/getting over it. Now you're gonna have an awkward as fuck morning. Stop drinking. Full stop. I used to smash a case every weekend, 3 during the week, on top of handles of JD. The shit is not worth it.
>>587030338Facts. Drinking feels good for the 2-3 hours you're conscious, and leaves you in a world of hurt after. It's also not an excuse to hurt people.
>>587030329About six months ago she was drunk and complaining about her lack of friends and I pointed out that we're kind of friends but she said that I don't count because I'm her brother. On a different occasion I mentioned that I don't really feel familial ties at all since we have abusive parents and I see her more like a friend than anything and she agreed with the lack of familial sentiments.>>587030338She genuinely didn't seem to remember it, but she also didn't seem particularly bothered by it, since she's mentioned that I seem like a significantly different person now than I was growing up; I have no recollection of all of it, but I remember bits and pieces. Incredibly abusive childhood, it's no excuse, but it's why I'm better and significantly kinder now as an adult, with one parent dead and the other far away from us.In any case, the guilt has been eating me alive; I don't want there to be any sort of bad feelings between us, so even if it's a fault that she's unaware of, I feel like I should apologize.>>587030524Hurting her was neither my intention nor did it seem to be the result; we spent about an hour showing each other random songs.
>>587030662>Hurting her was neither my intention nor did it seem to be the result; we spent about an hour showing each other random songs.Hurting her was neither my intention nor did it seem to be the result; we spent about an hour showing each other random songs after I apologized, I mean.
>>587030662Well that's good. I'm glad to hear you and her will be okay. Also, I mean, if you don't see each other as family.... I mean, this IS the Coffin general. Sorry if that last bit was in bad taste, genuinely glad for you, man.
>>587028781Man, how is Ashley so cute?
>>587031008>how is Ashley so cuteShe's naturally gifted
>>587031142She's also correctable.
>>587030894To be abundantly clear:1. I'm profoundly into her, she's a lovely woman, literally my first crush and I dated other women specifically because I knew I couldn't have her. I unironically lucked out because incest came up in my "gifted and talented" class that focused on shark biology and people seemed grossed out, so it tipped me off that I couldn't try and be with her. Yes, there's a chance I'm autistic, but I haven't been tested and I don't really want to be, a diagnosis changes nothing about my life.2. I'm aware that there's an incredible power imbalance between us so I'm not sure if she really can consent in a way where I'm not going to worry that she feels forced; I pay for literally everything for her, since she's not really able to get/hold down a job for a lot of reasons. If not for me, she'd be fucked.There is a reason that Coffin is my favorite game, and it's simply that its themes of guilt, repression, codependency, etc. resonate with me.>>587031008Because Nemlei is a master of her craft and understands what makes women cute and relationships sweet (as well as really bad)
>>587031346>power imbalancesYou're a man, she's a woman. You're always going to have more power than her. We're equal under the law, not outside of it. I'd say make a plan and try to weasel your way into it. She might be grossed out, but it sounds like you guys could just move past it if she turns you down. Just take it slow.
>>587031638I suppose, but I still don't feel good about the fact that I can basically control her life, so it complicates things in my head. I also don't really want to weasel into anything, I want things to be on the up and up, since I'd like to move once I finish getting my degree we'd be able to just pretend that we aren't related, since nobody would know due to us having minimal social media and neither of us seem to be huge on PDA as far as I'm aware, since she isn't that touchy of a person in the first place (whether that's my fault or my father's fault I do not know)
>>587032028When I say "weasel" I don't mean get her drunk or something, I mean set yourself up. Be subtle about it. Get to the point that when you do ask straight up to cross that line, she's more likely to agree. And being in control of her life? Bro, that's how it was for all of human history up until recently. Women depended on their men to support them. She's basically a house wife. Now you just need to get her cooking meals, doing chores, and giving you a kiss on the cheek when you get back. You could make it happen, dude. I say go for it. What's there to lose?
>>587032437>When I say "weasel" I don't mean get her drunk or something, I mean set yourself up. Be subtle about it. Get to the point that when you do ask straight up to cross that line, she's more likely to agree.This is more agreeable to me.>Now you just need to get her cooking meals, doing chores, and giving you a kiss on the cheek when you get back.She occasionally cooks and cleans a little, but there's only so much she can do because of her health, plus I like to cook.>What's there to lose?The familiar slight discomfort of my current life that I know isn't as bad as her calling me a fetishistic freak or something else.
I jerked off to sister rape doujins again...
>>587033286For me, it's sisters raping brothers.
https://x.com/Mayodosesola/status/2118860805433077834/photo/1
AU where Andrew and Ashley start a Hawk Tuah podcast
AU where Ashley has a tag
>>587034189It functions as a second clit
>>587034234>*flick*>*flick*>*flick*
>>587033874This photo is fucking huge nigga
>>587029848I like that the game is called Detroit: Become Human. Because the population of Detroit are presently not humans
>>587035958>huge nigga
>>587029848I heard Androidrew and his girlfriend have pretty close serial numbers, if you get what I'm saying.
>>587036330Ewww that's pretty gross
>>587029305I think incest is on the rise because of empty hollow people chasing sex until they get with their sibling and feel actual connectedness.
>>587029848>...
>>587036679I don't have a sister. I'm bricked.
>>587036153Imagine his bioluminescent red asshole
>>587036991What is she planning....?!
>>587037793She's thinking about stickers, cute stickers with bunnies on
>>587036679That's certainly a part of it. Modern people live in times where promiscuity and whoredom is welcomed while real faithful romance is naturally rare in contrast to it, so we are extremely desensitized towards sex and very sensitive towards love and romance. Family members provide the possibility of a real loving relationship.
https://x.com/CocolemonTV/status/2118897221525790978/photo/1
>>587039227I want to hold hands with Ashley on PSX
>>587039227I want to kill Ashley on the Goystation.
>>587040475Leyley would had loved the goystation 2
>>587039227Polygonshley, my beloved.
>>587040660>Have you bought the new goystation yet, goy?
>>587033286It's okay if it starts as a rape but turns into a consesual incest after they confess their feelings
>>587038775I think another part is living in a world surrounded by hostile outsiders either physically or digitally, so we crave the natural familial bonds.We're village people, this social arrangement is completely alien to our biology.In the longer term pursuing your sibling romantically is likely not optimal across multiple generations, but it can maintain some degree of harmony to keep you alive coherentlly.
>>587042440Humans evolved to live in tribes of a couple dozens of people, not this giant human hives called countries. Even democracy stops working at this scale. Unironically I think a lot of problems would be solved if countries were fractured back into smaller states.
>>587042598Our optimal mating and association distasnce is around the equivalent of 4th cousin, which is like one set of shared great-great-great-grandparents. It makes sense at the tribe level for natural human organisation.Democracy only works if there aren't factions and both the voters and representatives have the same incentives, above that it just turns into a conman's game
>>587043065Ancient democracies were much more direct than modern ones despite the logistics of it being much more difficult. Every law had to be directly voted on by the electorate, all magistrates were elected and had very narrowly defined powers, and the bureaucratic machinery states use to enforce their will on the average person was small to nonexistent even in what were considered brutal tyrannies. Large scale can work but it needs to eother be relatively hands off or have a very homogeneous population. Being hands-off isn't an option for the modern state, but society is also too complex to not generate a bunch of different interest groups with the means to fight each other over who gets to be in charge of things even in an ethnically and culturally uniform society. It's a catch-22 with no escape except maybe the Tedpill, but good luck not getting conquered by someone who didn't take it.The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
>>587043506Billions must die.
>>587043506what's the plot of BNW naturals vs the drug addicts?
>>587015820Quite honestly I like the sin kid concept but the whole harem stuff is kind of weird.>>587005892Almost every bit of media could be improved if it had delphism - such a profound statement about our current lack of real connections and the death of romantic love (kek).
>>587043506From the wreckage of this blighted landscape, new dawn shall arise...
>>587042440>>587043065most parasitic peoplejeetssomalisjewsmost inbred peoplejeetssomalisjewsincest makes evil people?
>>587015872I trust /karugo/ tastes enough to ask, do any of you know a good pinecest fic perchance? Also, note how Reverse Falls personalities are basically Andy and Leyley but a bit less cheerful on RMabel's side.
>>587033286For me, it's imoutorare
>>587048568The real problem with inbreeding isn't the genetics, that's mostly a self resolving issue due to how genes self clean.I think it's more that you lose connections to the wider populace.Though it might just be simply that they engage in endogamy because exogamy doesn't permit their lifestyles.look at the zoroastrians for comparison. You've forgotten the chinese merchants
>>587036991The face of brother seduction
>>587050459I'm just two bad weekends away from converting to zoroastrism
>>587029848>TWENTY>EIGHT>STAB WOUNDS
>>587029848>You're starting to piss me off with that coin, Andrew.
>>587036991>>587037793She wants the Androck
>>587042356Ashley is sexy as hell
>>586877506what if andrew got a 4 inches hypospadias or a circumcised 7 inch cock? would ashley love him anyway?
>>587055258
sister loev cheezburger
>>587056143So true
>>587056313sisborgar
>>586974740kek I love this>>587033286Nice anon. That is perfectly healthy and not something to be ashamed of. Now go read some sister ryona to spice things up
Sisburger, for thread quality.
>Yellow hussy has a cake bust>Ashu doesn't have a borgar bust
I loved Ashley with her silly little boots, and now I love momshley with her pants
>>587059061Ashley is fashionable. Ashleynable, if you will.
The people are beginning to understand, beginning to demand: sex. With sisters.
The people are beginning to understand, beginning to demand: sex. With their brother.
breaking free from the dark and evil hussy matrix and embracing true sibling love.
My sister just drained me dry. This must be how Andrew felt after getting Ashley drunk in SnS
>>587062550F-for real? So we have a chance?
>>587062550That's just crass, man.
>>587059061What if she wore both her sexy boots and her mom pants?
>>587063236Then I will CUM!
>>587063236>sexy bootsThis image could do with said boots
>>587064338Indeed! I hate that there's so little momshley fanart
>>587062550bank account status?
>>587064825https://x.com/valI1en/status/2119019765050302803
>>587064338wrenaisance music
>>587059061>>587059725broke bitch has grandma shoes
>>587065429Dry, anon's sister is a day trader
>>587065810Yesh.....feetshleys...
Sisters are getting cuddlier.
>>587068184Only in the cold north
>>587068184Fact checked: TRUE
>>587070484So it was a lie...Sister propaganda is getting out of hand.
>>587068184Objectively true
>>587071562God I wanna milk Ashley's utters.
>>587071604>Ashley's utters.We need a lexicographer to document Ashley's creative proclamations.
>>587070724Objectiveley drew
>>587071562Lame, bring me Moolia
>>587071562kek absolutely sexy
>>587071604
>>587071562Mogs the shit out of J*wlia btw. ALWAYS will.
>>587073879Undisputably true. Fuck that stupid kike bitch.
Dead hussies.
>>587074091Coming soon. True canon event
>>587074091We ALL want this.
>>587074216We're getting this soon
>>587074384Holy fucking shit I want her.
Are you worried about flooz season?
>>587074384Ashley is just hotter. If you disagree you're a faggot.
>>587074425We know, Andrew.
Smash Hussoids with hammers.
>>587074498Finally! Someone gets it. Flooz incidence is at an all time high so get the Pfizer Floozivaxx today.
>>587074719EVERYONE is saying this.
>>587074842Hopefully she gets a blood clot and dies. Oh wait, it's happening either way KEK
Giving JewJew cement shoes and throwing her in the ocean.
>>587075118YouTube if it was actually good
>>587075118>OH BOY JULIA DAILY VLOG #619 IS OUT GEE I HOPE SHE BAKES WITH A GOOD THUMBNAIL
>>587075118Most of these feel like they would be real videos.
https://x.com/Kerry_o3n/status/2119059139884462114
>>587075242does the ashley timeline (ashlyne?) mesh up with youtube before it went shit?
>>587075118I look forwards to Julia's Daily Vlog every day
>>587075958it absolutely does
>>587075958.....*timeleyne
timeJuliane
>>587075467This is good.
>>587080104Caligula's sisterwife?
>>587074763Canon.
>>587082246Sister love will dominate the world
>>587084543I just imagined "sister_love" suplexing "the_world"
>>587087152it did
>>587088102...we need an artfaggot
>>587091628whorelia
>>587037003
>>587092108Hussynt propaganda.
>>587092108A wife is a sister de jureA sister is a wife de facto
>>587093159
>>587094491idgi
>>587095143Ashley dropped out of high school.
>>587095216Yeah, but what is easier what way?
>>587095297Wren is doing homework, Andrew is helping.It's framed like the scene from the Incredibles 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QtRK7Y2pPU
>>587095216No,Renee dropped out,Ashley's papers are probably blank
>>587095578
>>587095578Ah, damn it that's aashley's face and wren....I'm dumber than Ashley...........
>>587095462common core was literally evil and designed to teach "tricks" not comprehension
It's time for hussy thoughts
>>587096110https://files.catbox.moe/q2sesc.jpg
>>587095578>No, Renee dropped outRenee has a degree.
>>587096198>brown nipplesJulia is mexican confirmed
>>587096198EROI!!!
>>587096418yeah in underwater basket weaving
Ashley has a Masters Degree in being a stupid BITCH
>>587096672outbreeders get the rope
>>587096418So is Ashley a bigger girlfailure than Renee?
>>587099893PAIZURI!!
>>587099893>girlfailuretroonbabble
>>587099893She's heading for a trailerpark
>>587100475Hot
>>587099893Renee failed at her plan to make some money off of the deaths of her children and she arguably failed at being a mother and she also failed at surviving. Ashley failed at growing up and being a good sister, but she is at least still alive for the time being, so Renee looks like the bigger failure.
>>587100475It's been so long since I've seen one of these posts that I didn't even consider filtering "trailer park" (it's two words, Pablo) on its own. Thanks.
>>587101084>she arguably failed at being a motherIs this really up for debate?
>>587101213>Is this really up for debate?Retards will debate anything, so yeah technically.
>>587101084>Ashley failed at growing up and being a good sisterShe can and will still do both of those things, trvst the plan
>>587101213I just wanted to be diplomatic so that nobody replied to me about it, but I guess it's a Catch 22.
>>587101409You can make a statement that is observably true, you don't have to hold yourself back in the off chance somebody is stupid enough to disagree with the statement "sending your kids to their deaths is being a bad mother."
>>587101084>Renee failed at her plan to make some money off of the deaths of her childrenShe literally bought a house with the money she made doing this
>>587103154And got murdered by her children.
>>587103154The sentence cannot be parsed piecemeal. The plan failed because her children did not die as stipulated, that was as much part of the plan as the money was. All conditions were not achieved. There is no partial success here. That is a failure.
>>587101213>Is this really up for debate?Her kids survived to adulthood and one of them even is set up for a good career. Sure the other one is a burnout but hey nobody's perfect
>>587103217The plan was to make money, which happened>>587103504>The plan failed because her children did not die as stipulated, that was as much part of the planJej you think Renee planned to have her children killed? Rennyhaters will NEVER play the game
>>587103838Ah, that explains it.
>>587103838>Jej you think Renee planned to have her children killed?Yes, obviously. Nemlei went to great lengths to make this abundantly clear with that one joke ending.
>>587104391Lmao moron, the Surgeon scene literally tells you that Renee didn't plan on having the kids killed. She was apathetic when told about it, but it was a foregone conclusion. Yeah, she reached back out to the Surgeon's people in the vision ending, but she didn't plan to have them killed from the jump
>>587104053To be fair she didn't go into that meeting expecting to sell her children. She and Douglas escaped the quarantine and the sodajews figured it was easier to pay them off than bump them off. She likes money but not her kids, so she picked silver over lead, but even then she wanted to argue about it until Douglas gave up.Even when they turned up alive she only wanted them to fuck off until it turned into an armed robbery.
>>587104791>it was a foregone conclusionShe could've gone to the police
>>587104968He replied with that image because I'm totally right and he had no argument, so he had to do the whole "I'll imply you're trolling but still reply because I don't actually think you're trolling but instead I'm super butthurt" thingSaying Renee PLANNED to kill her kids is peak not playing the game. The game literally tells you that she didn't know anything about the sodajews until it was already well underway. She just took the chance to save herself and make some money>>587105225Sure. I could say that the police were also in on it, but that's basically an irrelevant point. The conversation is that Renny planned to kill her kids, which is flatly wrong
>>587105283>He replied with that image because I'm totally rightNo, I replied with that image because you're a fucking idiot wasting bytes of bandwidth posting retarded garbage. Her kids killed her, her plan fundamentally failed because of this.
>>587104791My position is unassailable. What I said was not technically incorrect. She did not make any money off of their deaths because they did not die, ergo the plan failed. Money was received under the pretense that they had died, but this was quickly falsified.
>>587096198>brown nipplesDisgusting
>>587105689>sodajews don't get their organs>you get money regardlessThat's failing upward.
>>587106061>failingKey word, here.
>>587105629>her plan fundamentally failedWhat do you think her plan was?>>587105689>What I said was not technically incorrectEven you know you're cooked when you pull this line
>>587106258>Even you know you're cooked when you pull this lineYou're saying this because you know he's right and don't have an argument.
this is why nobody likes general threads. it devolves into pedantic finger wagging and pointless thread consuming arguments about tiny fractions of random posts - arguments that aren't even addressing the main point of said posts. it's just argument for the sake of argument. surely you guys have better things to be doing
>>587106346When you ape my words back at me it makes it obvious that you have steam coming out of your ears
>>587106796Or it means that it's entirely applicable to what you posted.
>>587106726>it's just argument for the sake of argument. >surely you guys have better things to be doing
>>587107263fair enough, carry on
>>587106726Ashley wouldn't say this
>>587106726Ashley would say this
>>587108208yeah well Ashley also wouldn't keep all $666.66 for herself but that's what I did and there's nothing you can DO ABOUT IT
Ashley is cuteprecious
>>586998417I love that sort of pose on the bottom so much
>>587110371We like our sisters a bit moody, a bit broody, and big cutie.
>>587110371I wish Malfoid was my sister
>>587110371I wish Malfoid was my step sister
>>587110371I wish Malfoid was my cousin
>>587111261>>587111343>>587111413She would jinx your balls for using "was" instead of "were".
>>587112273
>>587112273She is singular = wasPlural/you = were
>>587112519When referring to hypotheticals, "were" is always used regardless.>She was hungry>She wishes she were not hungry
>>587112790Malfoid is my real sister in another universe
>>587112519Wishing that something should be the case is the most unambiguous use case for the subjunctive mood. It's "were", regardless of number.
>>587112519Nope, not doing that
I wish anon wasn't a faggot.
>>587112998*weren't
Andrew should had studied something useful like engineering
>>587113301I don't know a single engineering graduate with a job in his discipline. They're either working at cafes or warehouses, no inbetween.
>>587113301Andrew should have studied something useful, like Ashley.
>>587113504Touchie
>>587113661Yeah Andrew should have studied Ashley's touchie
>>587113661Tushy
My sister's been drinking a lot of Coke Zero lately
>>587114894She's craving another zero calorie cylinder, give it to her
>>587093159¨Prior tempore potior iure¨ was invented regarding the right of brothers to a sister's hand.
>>587114894Girls prefer Diet Coke while men prefer Coke ZeroSorry anon, but you have a brother
>>587116696I don't speak french
Ashley didn't find bathing in a tub appealing because she lacked a crucial element
>>587119595A sexy tag?
>>587119595She invited Andrew but he said no.
What's the appeal of bathing together anyway? How am I supposed to wash my ass in peace with someone else watching?
>>587120305You wash your own ass quickly while she's turned away, and you also make sure to take the opportunity to wash your sister's ass too
>>587120386But that's where poop goes in and out
>>587120531That's also where your penis goes in and out
>>587120025I'm sure he'll come around eventually
>>587120305The logistics of taking a shower together kind of fall apart when you actually attempt it, but a bath together is nice if you have a big enough bathtub for it.
Brought to you by the brains behind TCODAR
>>587121858tl;dr
>>587121952hmm lemme FINK about it... NYO
>>587122115It wasn't a request, it was a statement.
>>587121858>TCODARSounds like something the CIA might come up with
>>587121858Maybe Renee is lowkey a misandrist. Only Doug was one of the good ones
>>587121858Renee sees Ashley as difficult, but she was really just a normal child. Renee was such a failure of a mother that a normal child's behavior bested her. It is a story that is sadly all too real.
>>587123435Are siblings fucking common irl?
>>587123617Far more common than you'd think, far rarer than this thread would have you believe.
>>587123617I don't know about outright fucking, but fooling around? You better believe it.
>>587123617The siblings' fucked up relationship only truly manifested after years of abuse and neglect. Renee did this to them by giving up in the fact of the slightest adversity. A child wanting attention and being emotional does not constitute abnormal behavior.
>>587121858
>>587103154_boomermaxxing_
>>587124492>>587124981
>>587113765smushy
>>587123617>Are siblings fucking common irl?verb or adjective?
>>587126808Proverb
How quickly would you get permabanned if you said your pronouns were something like nigga?
>>587125893Fucking SAVED
Do you think Coffin is A24-esque?
>>587130457No, because tcoaal is good unlike A24 crap
>>587130796this desu
Jane status?https://x.com/ekk0saurus/status/2118485085217509572
>[Sister]... why are my hiking boots wet?>I put them in the wash cuz they were super dirty>They're hiking boots>Yeah>They're going to get super dirty again>Oh
I made a mod for the Sims 4.
>>587132038Did somebody say "Jane"?
>>587132542I've always wanted to see an Ashley/Jane Doe crossover.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
I (not Andrew) will sire Ashley's kids.
>>587134771Cult Leader ojisan...
>>587134771Andy's not siring anyone.
>>587135187Andy will sire the antichrist in chapter 4
>>587135454>Julia's baby
https://x.com/an0nymous_m0use/status/2119295980331999562
>>587137529I love momshley
>>587137529>there are entirely to many Andrews he->the narrator gasps in horror as the Ashley willingly volunteers herself over to them>the gangbang begins
>>587137529
https://x.com/Nsomiy23/status/2118251257970168055https://files.catbox.moe/pdh9tn.mp4
>>587141850kek
>>587132415Nice
>>587132415I would love to have this near my bedside.
>>587137807Speaking of Mogeko Castle, I have jerked off so much to YonakaxMoge-ko porn
Reminder that Andrew does it for free.
>>587062550Update: my brock and my back hurt.
>>587148690What actually happened?
Mrs 9 promised another devlog in December! Are you excited?
>>587152908She didn't promise shit!
Nemlei promised me that the full game will feature 300 diverse hand-crafted puzzles
December status?
>>587152908Can confirm it's due december 2028 at the soonest
>>587137632How can one not?
>>587155870>Wren will be conceived in March
>>587155914Why is this Wrenshley thumbnail sized? I feel cheated.
>>586877506I think my sister doesn't care about me
>>587155914>Ashley, a high school dropout, had trouble getting Wren through exams>Pays uncle eyeball to teach him everything about being a good student
>>587155914So CUTE!
>>587134771Douchebag...
Need to have heterosexual gay sex with Thiu
>>587160245so it's an mmf? Vivian's a dirty little slut she'll be up for it
>>587155914We must see more Momshley art
>>587155914SONday is the best Wrensday
>>587155914Does anyone have a link to the wraggie kicking around? I feel cheated by 168 pixels
>>587164087Just go back to /calg/ 600 and there'll probably be a catbox link to the png somewhere within the OP or first 5 posts
>>587165919That was almost 20 threads ago...
>>587166035Sounds like you don't want it bad enough
>>587167641Those deadbeat murderers wouldn't be able to get a hospital room without an ID
>>587155914Ashley overcorrecting for her mother's extreme neglect by becoming an overbearing, doting parent who wants to interact with her children constantly and never lets them figure things out for themselves.
https://x.com/StunnedHeart/status/2119427611143045449/photo/1
>>587113434I read it as whorehouses which is about the same thing
>>586877506I sent my sister a heart emoji and she sent me back another heart emoji
>>587169184nicehow long until she's pregnant with your child?
>>587169340If my digits is less than 15 that will be your answer, which will never happen
WOKEley had an abortion
>>587165919https://files.catbox.moe/a03bw7.pngThat's a small Wren...I hope he gets enough wrenamins from the unfortunate spectre
>>587168097>Ashley overcorrecting for her mother's extreme neglect by becoming an overbearing, doting parent who wants to interact with her children constantly and never lets them figure things out for themselves.So the answer I'm hearing is that Andrew needs to give her more babies to keep her distracted and not solely focused on one child?
Julia Sunday is so peaceful
>>587170762How long ago was the 600th aggie? Feels like half a year ago.
>>587167641Ashley looks so happy here.
Sex. With sisters.
>>587177135Everyone is saying this.
>>587177135Dude, wtf, I was *just* saying this!
>>587177135It's Squishy Sister Sunday at last.
>>587177646>Squishy Sister Sunday>posts a squishless sister
>>587167641Is this real?
>>587177935All sisters have squish, some are just squishier than others.
>>587177646>Squishy Sister Sundayfuck yeah
>>587177135Indeed.
>>587156848Why?
>>587169924>If my digits is less than 15What, is your sister off limits once she turns 15?
>>587178813I love plump pale sisters
hahaha yes!
I was looking for the second post for Kirbshley because I knew it was in my folder somewhere. But I have too many images now so I give up. Enjoy this though.
>>587187562That's why you name your images, dummy
>>587187676There's simply too much data to archive to come up with creative names for every individual piece I find.
>>587187905What good is saving an image you cannot find?
>>5871733082nd of september
>>587179553I'd put a lot on a woman having drawn this
Why is she so dumb?
>>587191047does picrel count as incest>>587191808What game?
>>587191921>does picrel count as incestYes.
>>587191921Whoops, wrong tab. Zenless Zone Zero. I wouldn't recommend it. I only stuck with it because it was so great in the beginning and I've sunk too many hours into it hoping it would get better.
>>587191047>only 7 inchesSize queens are a meme.
>>587192575Anon...
>>587192110Game peaked in season 1 imo. 2 was eh until the end, 3 has been pretty good so far. Obviously not as good as my beloved Coffin, however.
>>587192110I don't know how people let themselves get suckered into these scam games. Well, I do, it's just depressing to think about.
>>587194172Imagine if, instead of a gun, that was her throbbing erect girly cock poking out from the flowers. Maybe a bit of her large balls too
>>587195597kill yourself
>>587195197It's only a scam if you give it money. The rates are so dogshit and game design so obviously predatory I refuse to give it a cent. The gameplay is fine to good, and the story was great, but it fell off pretty hard, picked back up again, fell off, and now it's kind of middling.
Why would you subject yourself to chink games?
>>587177135Those fucking sips..
Sisbods are real
Sisters are getting risquée
Speaking of >éDo you guys actually pronounce Renee as it is, or as Renée? I do the latter. Renee is retarded.
>>587200636Holy shit look at the sisters on that sister!
>See recommended video on youtube of Coffin fanfic>Reminds me of watching similar videos years ago for Doki Doki Literature Club on youtube>Watch it>Ashley talks about fucking two other men to Andrew's face and Andrew doesn't do some horrible shit to her and just sits there meeklyI don't get how someone can be invested enough to go into rpg maker and create their own fanfiction scene using the game's assets while having such a poor grasp of the characters involved
>>587204568Anon, you act as if people who do shit like this don't understand what they're doing. They do, and they do it because it makes their dick hard, and that's all that matters to them.
>>587204568Society is cooked and people think that having casual sex and multiple partners is actually normal and women especially think that making men jealous will somehow chase them harder. Like how Rowling wrote Hermione going to the ball with that other guy to make Ron chase her or how she turned Ginny into a turbo whore
>>587205524Sex occupies a magical state where it only has purely physical consequences except when it doesn't, and when it does and does not is entirely arbitrary and usually hypocritical. Luckily that's starting to change somewhat.
>>587201616I say Renée because I can't figure out what it's supposed to be instead.
>>587206065>Luckily that's starting to change somewhatIdk I have seen people calling incel to anyone who slightly criticizes promiscuity
>>587206259And you'll also note how the term "incel" has lost all meaning or impact. That'd be like me calling someone in this thread a virgin, it's a completely toothless insult even if it were true. "Incel," like a lot of other terms, is used entirely based on its polarity rather than actual meaning.
>>587206593And it also exposes them as hypocrites, on one hand they tell you shouldn't judge people's sexual conducts but on the other they attack you and berate you for seemingly being a virgin. Make it make sense
>>587206857>Make it make senseIt doesn't have to make sense, because it's completely arbitrary.
>>587204568Probably being too curious about this shit that's only going to piss me off, but is the art any good?
>>587207048It's literally just the ingame assets and sprites nothing original
Would Ashley enjoy breastfeed Andrew?
>>587205524This is why Luna "Gas the Gobbos" Lovegood is best girl.
>>587209007Would you?
>>587209726I love woman schizo stuff like crystals and astrology desu
Ashley would be average irl? She looks like such a pale beauty>>587209883Me too, its cute.
>>587209883I'm an /x/ conspiranoic Fox Mulder type schizo. Where do I find an astrology schizo girl?
>>587210058My sister uses /x/
>>587210364is your sister single?
>>587209883"You know Harry, I don't hate muggles or anything, but there's a cultural invasion occurring that's degrading the fabric of magical society, and I think that's radicalising otherwise reasonable people. Just because someone is worried about how people like Granger impress their liberal views onto this world and disrespect our traditions doesn't mean they need to be lumped in with a mass murderer out for his own power. Pureblood supremacy is just a mechanism to defend our sovereignty in a world where we are the minority.""Luna, what the fuck are you talking about? What does this have to do with the hit video game The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?""Take these zinc supplements and meet me down by the lake tonight for how we can fix this together, Harry. Bye now!"
>>587211190Unfortunately no
>>587211301Kek
Karugo PLEASE remember to bake
>>587201616I say Renny
>>587211770No promises
>>587211301Imagine the hip shattering sex with Luna
>>587211308She will be.
>>587213957>>587213957>>587213957
>>587229334Fuck she's so perfect
This is the Wrend
>>587230740>mooooooooom why do you have to do that
