Previous: >>586899095New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao [Embed]>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>586915193
skibidi
>>586915204...gay? I guess?
need umanko
>>586915264Maybe? I just want to fuck Mejiro Palmer now.
>>586915193SEA bro please halloween has been over for almost a week now
dirt spark dokko?
Shichi-----!!!
Why would she nuke Dober's relationship with her trainer just like that?
Imagine disliking gyaru, couldn't be me.
>>586915389evilhors
>>586915336>Maybe?Bitch you said later, implying some things, that are mighty gay.Anyway I'm going to bed now, so umasumi, paam bro!
>>586915257One day...
>>586915392there's no point to liking gyaru, they are extinct
>>586915193Mariah Carey is already playing in stores bwo
>>586915419>first (you)I thought there a lot of sweepy bros... i really glad i got her
>>586915478A boy who doesn't love dinosaurs
>>586915452Have a good night, bro. Dream of Paam.
>>586915193For the next bake Specutie
>>586915389Is Mejiro Bright just clueless? Or downright evil? holy shit look at Dober, you just KNOW she's been drawing lewd shit. Bright knows that, r-right?
heliosbros I need an ingame screenshotit's from her back in shape event
>>586915543I fucking wish lmao. haven't had a naughty dream in at least a decade, I think, and even then the dreams were always quite mild-ish.all the funnier as my dreams lately have been quite long, and vivid-ish. hell, they all had fresh content, and weren't reruns of shit from my childhood, shit's weird.the brain is fucking weird
>>586915485sweepy bros are also sleepy bros, probably fell asweep
>>586915193Please don't show me her right now...
Heliosfags status?
I feel depletedDry like a desertInsides all shattered
Saw this one on SNS. Lmao
>>586915643its only a matter of time before Gabe Newell releases the gaming brain chip before musk does
>>586915643It doesn't have to be a naughty dream. It could just be a date dream, or a hanging out dream.
>>586915727I'd fucking lose it.
>>586915775Loves me... like as her fan? I'll keep supporting her!
>>586915775>smart falcon>roundMissed...
>>586915775I can't ride a jet. But Falco can ride me. So I choose Falco.
>>586915727Why the FUCK is that Cheer King a PACE CHASER?
>>586915775am i allowed to fatten the falco if i choose her
>>586915775Loves only me
I just realized I don't have a folder of sad umas or images to post in those situations, can you guys share some? totally not related to my cm results bros...
>>586915731I'd trust functional computer bits and piece in a lot of my body, esp arms and legs. but I'd NEVER trust any of that shit into my brain lmao fuck that noise. becoming JC Denton is cool as hell in theory, except when it starts touching my brain, that shit is strictly off limits.>>586915737I don't dream of the shit you guys seem to, mine tend to be serious or violent for some reason. which is odd because my life is chill as hell, and I have zero stress currently, nor am I "yearning" for anything. for the longest time of my life "I didn't have any dreams" period, so I'd just fall asleep and wake up.guess the dreaming comes down to my shit sleeping rhythm that I dealt with all year.
>>586915964You always can use tons of supiki cryers
>6* power 6* dirtthat will become 7* each with the tachy event if use my resources to up the blues and pinks, and hopefully I can re-roll my shit whites for better onesthen, if I upgrade my digitan's 2* dirt to 3*, then I'll have the 10* dirt sparks that I want.I feel like I'm almost set to use these for Laurel on dirt cms for the whole of 2027
>>586915964
>>586915673You'll be ready when she gets her evolutions and her ult includes a speed increase instead of just being a pure heal, bwo.>>586915853I don't think you'd be running Cheer Kingu as a pace.
>>586915727>S+ clankers>3rd and 6th>ugs>8th and 9thHe's an absolute retard and deserves everything he got
Can I get some BNW, but without the NW?
>>586915727lol what a loser, I wanna win with you is basically an auto win skill that isnt hard to put on everyone
>>586915964bwo your cryer folder?
>>586915953Implying there's a restriction?
>>586915775An umadol isn't supposed to love me. Office women my age, however? YABBA DABBA DOO
>>586915775>4th genglue
>>586915376
>>586915349sorry, this is the only spechud image i have saved since danbooru is down
>>586915964this is probs the only one i use on the reguar
The council of Chiyoposters don't claim the bald one
>>586916017>>586916074I don't like those, and besides they're kind of comical so don't convey the emotion I'm looking for rn
>>586915945Gotta gimp yourself intentionally so they don't call you names online
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>586916054>uma cock suckerFuck off
>>586916157just block them bro
>>586916030>>586916140Good enough. I'll make sure to save some for those situations again totally not bummed out by cm results haha...
>>586916142how are there enough of you neighas for a council
>>586915775>the f16 is called "fighting falcon"never heard of this till now. what the hell?
>>586886336I'd be crying if I was that Buono trainer. >>586886762huh. Same exact comp as me and my Sweepy won too. But was your Oguri a pace or end?>>586890720soulful comp as always buonobro, good luck next time. rooting for you!
>>586916272>yurislop
>>586916247i'm guessing you weren't here when the chiiii yo chiyo chiyo chiyono o bullshit was at its peak?
>>586916247There's bald gay and liberal
>>586916054Biwa love?
>>586916421can confirm. our council is surprisingly diverse!
>>586916421isn't bald and gay just one poster? the danchud?
>>586911745I should probably make a spreadsheet
chiiii yo chiyo chiyo chiyono o~
>>586915964>I have nothing to offer but you guys should post stuff for mekys, welfare queen
>>586916486me railing danchou
>>586916486me on the left
>>586915543I just had a lego dream about a blacksmith, his wife, his best friends (gay tailor lovers who were both fucking his wife, shameful) and they all discovered the cheating and the blacksmith killed everyone with an axe and then himself in despair at all the bloody lego chunks. I woke up laughing More on topic, I recently had a romantic torena dream of Ardan, nothing lewd but we were in love and I felt sick when I woke up because I wanted it to continue.
>my best runner Taiki got insane late start>was 8th at the end>i lost CMBros... i thought My Taiki will win it for free
>>586916486>posting that used to get you banned on fucking sightfun times
I was curious and looked it up and I've won 13 CMsis that good or bad? I dont even know how many CMs there's been
>>586916349hakuraku said the buono failed witcheck on mCreek ult, literally came down to that. The gaslight winrate prediction said i had the best chance so im coping that i deserved it.
>>58691660421 CMs so far, which gives you an above .500 winrateyou're a good torena, anyon
So did you win?
>>586916736Yup!
>got her off banner>trained her once>got fast learner, early charming and hotspring ticket>brought her as my first cm ace>she wonIs this considered Marking Behavior?
>>586916736I wonnered
>>586916667Wow, thank you... I don't know the last time someone's given me a compliment
>>586916764yessu. it's now your duty to make her a mama
requestan gold looks better anyway
>>586916807aruji-dono...
>>586916764curren can and will do it all for her Oni-chan!
>>586916736Yeppers another star acquired
>>586916807
I lost and am drinking instant slop
>>586916795I accept those terms
I may have lost this CM but I think I will treat myself to seafood tomorrow anyway
>>586916736I wonneredshe didn't have Sprint S, but she had Pulse so I got to see>if losing, winholy fucking shit I've never seen an uma just tear out the goddamn gate with 200m to go. Roared right past Maachan, Taiki, and Curren to steal her win.
Man it's been so long since I won. The last time was Cancer, so 6 CMs ago. I needed this. Ahhhhh, feels awesome.
>>586916856>got my third star platinum titlefeels REALLY fucking good bros
>>586916898
>>586916828whoreslutharlotpublic cumdumploose onaholeumafans wannabetown bicycle
>>586916483nyo
>>586916969Kill localizers
>>586916736yes
>>586917006thought I was on /vm/ for a second
This is a cat
huh. no wonder why I still have so much tp left over
I literally look like this
>>586917128Cringe
>>586916736ive successfully impregnated chiyo
>>586917232you look like you fuck old men
>>586917232
>>586917232post tits or gtfo
>>586917232YWNBAU
>>586916736Which chiyo poster is this one
fuck, she's so beautiful...>muh m0n5t3r EnErGy dress, ke ka roooshe pulls it off tho
>>586917213wtf how long has that been there, I thought only URA had the 1/2 TP event
>>586917182would
>>586917306im gonna fuck this thing
What in the actual hell are you talking about
>Just noticed the magazines have special quotes for the finalsI may never use some of the umas whose quotes I didn't read again. Is there a wiki or something that has the really obscure shit like this on it?
>>586917232you look like overdesigned garbage? that's unfortunate
>>586917556You're being put in the dungeon with the rest of the Mejiro trainers.
>>586917527She's got a great casual outfit, a nice racing outfit and one of the better alts in her bridal outfit
>>586917182taishin test right into her womb
>>586917538i think only since the unity uma banners went livei was definitely burning through tp refills caratsyesterday
>>586917626JP got updated unity now right
>>586915854forgot to mention "YABBA DABBA DOO" btw
>>586917527i got a monster full of energy for her right here
What's the easiest way to turn an mp4 into a 4chan sized webm. My final result was kind of funny.>>586917556She's threatening to kill herself unless you marry her.
>>586917556it means they died out in rl and in umaverse you have to save them by seeding the future. a future for mejiros
>>586917679webm for retards
>>586917573check dms
>>586917527Ugly mutt
>>586917232Your mom is hotter
>>586917538URA's has been over for a while. Unity's just started today.
>>586917547
>>586917679anon, you can upload audioless mp4s now
>people give this guy money>people take game advice from this guy
>>586917556Become a meijor maker and marry this tree uma.
I dont think I've ever won platinum since day 1
how would regular women in the uma universe even existwouldnt all men prefer an uma wife
>>586917837He's for entertainment bwo. VF is the guide maker
neat
>>586917962Uma men probably have a heavy bias towards human women. Tazuna wouldnt need to pretend to be human otherwise
How did the umadash sloptuber do
>trusting eceleb
>>586917962how would regular single women in the universe even existwouldnt all men prefer a wife
>>586917976his CM guide videos beat VF's in viewership sometimes idk how
>>586918061he's the only funny umatuber
>>586918028Where's the updated doc with the umaslopers loses and lmao wins?
I kinda wanna ticket Bright now...
>>586918059>wouldnt all men prefer a wifenot up to men in our world
Can the racing carnival just always give star pieces? I'll never run out of RP refills and this shit just wastes time
>guy uses Runaway Helios >it winsIs... Oonigger Helios viable?I assumed it would die but this managed so
>>586918028>can't take advice from /uma/, it's all oguris and schizos>cant take advice from /vm/, they're shit at the game>can't take advice from witgod, he'll tell me to use pace pasa with zenno rob roy speed card for the 10th timeokay smart asswho do I trust?
>>586918167Do it. She's a great Mejiro.
>>586918169Exactly the same in the uma world
>>586918023Shanaha - wonneredrae - wonneredLightBirb - wonneredZelarinth - wonneredMooMoo - losseredGucciRatKingOF - losseredUrara Arima Guy - losseredBella Nox - wonneredVF - ???
>>586917976Moomoocow is a happy little dude living his best life. VF is a lolcow. Lightbirb is the guidemaker.
>>586917962Umas are still a pretty small minority no?>>586918015>Uma men???
>>586917962I want a human daughter.
>>586918230rng event, rng game. deal with iw
>>586918327doesn't seem that waytons of toreinas literally get scooped up by immaculately beautiful umas with gigantic breasts
>>586918325Only if you post more Bright to bright my morning
>>586916146dont shay that....
>hogging out before the finalsIt's over
>>586918297/umajp/ but unironically
I have them all now
cm22 status?
>>586918535based gyarufag
>>586918230More races means more time spent with Curren
>>586918535Nice
>>586918391Director akikawa doesnt know this but the trainers on campus are free.You can take them home
so does helios stay gay or you rape correct her by the end of her career
Did * and U**** lose?
Potential status: fulfilled
>watch my finals>got brocked and lostWell, that's what I was expecting anyway. All my losses were from getting brocked.
Should I sacrifice velocity to take DD + PP and Wit Or just DD + one of themPP has a huge discount
>>586913692>>586913386>>586913798why are CLEAVAGES usually CENSORED?
>>586918330>who>won with king wow epic>cool>please god no one watch this literal npc>lol>who>who>who>if you complain about localization then turn around and watch an actual tranny you should off yoursefl
>>586918391Almost as if you needed a specific status to be a magnet for the most desired women around you, rendering your will and own wishes irrelevant...So close to getting it, anon...
I said I would tribute her knowing she was my worst runner and only had 8% wr, but then she won it allGuess Im gonna have to make that tribute
>586918761no one cares brownie
>>586918836only for the umas so sexy that they'd instantly make little boys cum from watchinglike zephyr, taiki shuttle
what 4chin plugin/addons do you guys use?
>>586917306I do not like this creature
>>586918856
>>586918915only the one to play soundposts
>>586918915just the sound player
>>586918775encroaching my shadow to taishin rn
>NY Urara spookWelp triple end it is
>>586918921but it's cute!
>>586918169>foid drawing to project her missing out of young love >off model self insert>has a plan b bf irlthat's a bingo
>>586918927witgod up 371 down 1lightbirb up 1zelarinth down 2
>>586917527>she pulls it off thoI sure hope she does
>>586918741She eventually catches the hint and backs off ruby for the most partOn the other hand she thinks (you) are smart, cute, and cool
>>586919031>has a plan b bf irlmissed therewomen would prefer dying alone with cats than marrying even a plan B man these days
>>586918927>umadash sloppper at Ddeserved
>>586919132naw they get post hoe clarity past 35
>>586919132Those are called femcels anon
Capricorn Cup status?https://poal.me/og1ngbhttps://poal.me/og1ngbhttps://poal.me/og1ngbI thought it was over the moment I saw them at pos 4-5 but triple hesistants did its job..!
>>586917213>>586917768>>586917626No fucking way this is true. I can't check now fuck
>>586919186>actually implying femcels are realLADS WE GOT A REAL WOMAN IN HERE
>>586918772humiliation ritual by john cygay
>>586919025It's unnatural
Taiki and Pearl won me my zodiac sign at last and thats pretty cool.
you know how SS gives your parents a better chance at sparks?What's the next rank that improves on that even more?
>>586918836No, the guy's just being retarded
>>586919339By the time that time comes around it's gonna be trivial to auto it so don't worry about it
>>586919339Ug3 so it'll be a good while
I'll never be able to get a single star platinum... it's xogure...
>>586919193
>>586918761U won
>>586918502Reminds me of this.
I love Unity so much bros, this half TP was made for me.
>>586919487im tired boss...
>>586918927Does literally a single one of these guys do anything other than banner reviews and CM guides these days, the only uma channel I find entertaining is that guy running daiwa every CM and editing down the results who isn't even on this list
>>586919548Get to it.
>>586919487Wtf. How come I already probably missed two days on this one meanwhile I knew URA's in like one month in advance
You guys have to respect me now because I won 7 plats in a row
>>586919548get danchou those fans>>586919589it literally just started at banner reset today
I was playing wowie. The sharding slop kills the immersion completely what a bunch of fucking retards.
>>586919670i can think of other things you've taken 7 in a row of
>>586919671I ALREADY SPENT 40 CARATS
>>586919728make them back with the increased rewards
>>586919670How does it feel to win CM and dancho cup back to back
current jiggie https://jiggie.fun/_54drMhttps://jiggie.fun/_54drMhttps://jiggie.fun/_54drM
wa...hey...
Have sex with umas.
>>586919762I only have time for one more clank. Hopefully will give me enough to not be in the negative
now you too can be an annoying mambo!
>>586919880
>>586919670>mewho the fuck are you?
>>586919824more like JIGGLY
>>586919670Only if you have at least 10 plats
race more like fuck
>>586919849whats the original untranslated text say?
trainee more like sexo
>>586919998I have 11
>>586918927Momen down by 4 he's barely literate.Birb should probably be S, but I'm fine with A since his frontrunner guides come out like 2 days before registration7im3 would be S if he actually fucking uploadedUmatactics down 2 VF down 1Shanaha up 2Dragon is probably B. Generally no reason to watch his videos over S tier creators unless you like his voice or are a Bourbonfag.S and A tiers are the only ones that provide any new or unique information, everyone else just regurgitates infographs from the older servers.
Alright bros, I'm not stopping until I get A/A. Hopefully I can get it done during this half TP.
>>586920064Good job cutie unless you use Xoguri for them
>>586920147plappers
you retards are not my friends anymore
>>586920145bro... please stop snacking...
>>586920187
I can't fucking take it anymore which uma would brutally murder me if I asked without any hesitation?
>sloptuber connoisseur hoursNice thread globalbabs
>>586918761Umama won V lost
>>586919880I placed my preorder yesterday.
We fucked
I'm honestly surprised. The entire room was filled with 1600+ speed umas
Why the FUCK didnt you guys tell me we will get free Curren starsI've been grinding her for 2 months, 2 days left and NOW we get the carnival
>>586920389no reason, dream journey
Meek is going to make me Happy all night...
The KING of Group B.
>>586919415>>586919404Wait, only UG3?That doesn't feel that impossible for clanking, I already get UG1 here and there if the clank was especially lucky, and ancestors + next scenario are really powerful for clanking
>>586920543luckGAWD
>get rushed>lose
>>586920740>running kingu with restraint>breezed through round 1+2 without rushing once>rushed on finals>3rd placeJust happened to someone I know
>>586920390Listen here you little faggot. I'm locked in my car for an hour and a half every day because my states governor is a little boy raping faggot that revoked WFH. I need something to listen to so I don't crossover the highway and every day one or two these channels put out a new video that's either genuinely useful or fodder for me to criticize in my head. You should thank me for telling you which ones you can afford to take seriously. Me and my preferred umatuber both won plat this CM FYI.
She is Ms. Victoria!The Empress you wish you were.And at least this time the other 2 bums on her team did something.
>>586918425
>>586920841Please just kill yourself.
is it bad my heart pumps literally every cm finals
>>586920841That's what podcasts are for
>>586919671I need to rape this uma
>>586920939No. Unlike you I'm not a tranny.
>>586920858wow that a podium sweepgrats
>>586916736I haven't won a CM since OG Unity Cup
>>586917962They can just get a job as an Uma Trainer like Aoi or Hana
i just ate a burger and i feel more connected to my uma now more than ever
>>586921045Don't worry, I have time for those too.
>>586920389Grass Wonder
>>586920543>clankerholy shit someone is mad
Rage pull since I lose. Got Blaze Brian too.Anni ticket goes into C.Taiki then.
...she bit my dick off
>>586921060I'm not a tranny either I just don't debase myself by watching sloptubers and use all sorts of cope as to why I do it. Do yourself a favor and just kill yourself.
>>586920558My bad...If I don't forget I'll try to make a post every anniversary with all the upcoming star pieces for that batchThere is also a race in december so you could have saved another 14 days
>two trannies replying to each other
>>586921331I think you should eat your vegetables.
Is the gyaru banner 0.75% chance for each or worse? Trying to find this info on sites with little success
Setting aside the zoomer speak for one second, what was the point of changing WEI to wahey and TOREPI to T-rain?
it's the same fucking outings why are all the checkmarks gone
>>586921459aura?
Nishinoooooooooo uoooooooooooooooooooh Winner of Capricorn and Leo cups. I don't regret sparking this succubus. Thanks witgod for strongly advising to pull for her.
PASA PASA PASA
>>586921446Yes 0.75%, you can't hit off banners on that one
>>586921489>he didnt go to another date with his CM winner traineeNGMI
Is she be a member of the homo-sexual underground?
UWINNIN FIVE AOZORAAAAAAAA
>4 Dirt sparks, 0 Mile sparks
>>586920875dober would be an actual dead fish in bedryan would be a total tryhard in bed trying to take the lead but be bad at every positionmcqueen would take every submissive position but trying to make (You) feel goodBright would slam you into the bed and amazon press youArdan sex would be 11/10 unreal and amazing
>>586921554she's been bond 12 for months and I already have photos of her everywhere
>>586921489Why aren't you maxed with your first outing umas?
>>586921618>Dober>DeadfishShe wrote doujin. She's closet.
ohaweeeeeeeeeeeei
>>586921701>implying writing smut means you're good at real sexanon...
who the fuck is the little green man
>>586919880pom pon
>>586921769that's me bwo...
Imagine having sex with Palmer
>>586921618>Bright would slam you into the bed and amazon press youNow I want to be Bright's sex slaveI mean trainer
> Looking at upcoming banners> Wedding NishinoNaruhodo
>>586921782
>>586921769me
>>586919570what else is there to make content on
>>586921782Pomf pomf pomf
my third consecutive 2nd place finishher trainer is such a fucking jobber
>>586921023I lose sleep before finals
>>586921908this is why u don't go for the 5 digit lobbies...
>>586921820I don't have to imagineHelios on the other hand...
>>586918927Moomoo up to A on entertainment value only.Birb might be S if you could tolerate his autism.
>>586921908I almost thought we were in the same lobby
>>586921959What does the lobby number mean?
Ooooooofffff
Oh yeah, I forgot I unlocked you
>spent 5 days making one ace taishin for cm21>won with throwaway nishino flower i fucking hate sprint
>>586922203Subconscious kill codes implanted into you when you sign the cygames terms and conditions
>>586921558Nah, she's a sports uma, she's all about sports
Now that CM21 is over, which team are you bringing for CM22?
morning coffeewei>>586916913it'll be daijobu anon no need to punish yourself
>>586922636taiki digitan uhhhhhh
>>586922636Summer Taiki pace, late Ogurin (OG), Inari End (OG)
>>586922220
ez
>>586922636Rickey Front, Taiki (OG) pace, Ogurin (OG) late
>>586922636inari one, digitan probably bijin since I haven't used her in a cm yet
Yep, that's about what I was expecting
>>586922465Nishino is cute and beloved and Taishin is a fashion disaster who isn't cute at all. What's the problemo
>>586922636Helios oonige, Rickey and Taiki front
>>586922636Triple end digitan oguri urara
>ZRR straight up confesses to me (myself, me)Uhh, why is she my wife bros?She is THAT based.
After seeing Helios localization Vivolos fag are on the chopping block next
>>586923008>Oguri againWHYGive me a break from Oguri.
Now that's a true princess.We had camping Taiki and a second Kawakami on the stage too, to really burn the colour pink into the retinas.
>>586921953dam bwo
>>586923094But it's my first time using Oguri...
i might have gotten the easiest lobby
What makes KS Miracle the one who gets more death flags compared to Rice or Suzuka?
>>586915376Shichi pregnant photoshoot.
got a pretty hard lobby but the other paces didn't have groundworks so it was super easy
>>586922636Front Brickey, end OG Digitan, end OG Inari One. I may look around for Cheer Kingu borrows for the ends, but I'll probably settle with a Spechud parent once I start getting grandparents situated for a Ryan parent.
Ah
>>586922636Xogger front with moxie proccing festive miracleGrass WonderSymboli Rudolf
>>586923343
>>586923008Don't run triple end.Easily to cuck yourself from Tracen Cheer
>>586923094evolved skills will save us
>>586923026donkey wife
>>586922636Rob Roy, Tarumae, Acute triple Pace.
>>586917213Fuck. Thanks for reminding me. I started an autorun in GL because I didn't know this. I'll be back to fan farming in 30 minutes.
Almond Fraud
>>586917538Oh fuck. Time to front load the fan run.
>>586922636Hokkers, Yaeno, and I haven't decided on the third. Probably Inari, since Pace/Late/End worked for me this time.
My trainee likes getting her earholes verbally molested
>>586923457It really isI only won this cm because my Zephyr managed to hit Blossom+Plancha+Max Ign power+Turbo sprint+risky business+pulse+sprint straights+head on +racing stam within a 1-1.5s timeframe, I dont think I ever saw any of my umas hit that many skills so fast
>>586923484How will be my night hotel date with her...
>not a single one of the umas im planning on bringing to cm22 mentioned so farMaybe Im getting raped in the next one bwos
>>586921820pure frontrunner uma are truly the most beautiful uma out there
>>586923607molesting uma ears!
>>586923743my favorite
Good morningI had a dream where we could train the NPC umas. What a shame that it'll never happen, some of them are really cute
>>586923957morning, yeah, let me train meek cygays!
What did she mean by this?
Teio!
>>586924123trainers gain a portion of their trainee's uma strength via 'mana transfer'
>>586924123tazuna knows the director's an uma (unlike tazuna herself) and accidently let it slip
>>586922636Original Oguri, El Condor Pasa and Original Maruzensky, because that's the dirt horses I own. And auntie Maru is already hard to mutate. Shichi is a bitch and always gives me training restrictions, and hard as fuck to train as she needs to survive Haruten and Kikka. Yaeno, OG Maya, McQueen, Pearl, Vodka, are even harder to mutate. OG Haru has a meme kit. I just don't own dirters. I didn't pull directly for dirters, no dirters spooked me, no scamcha gave me dirters. So due to the lack of options, I will stick with those 3.
>>586924123absolutely nothing, anyon
>>586924356>And auntie Maru is already hard to mutateBro you can get her to A on a single parent line, thats not hard to mutateIm trying to make a Finemo ace, now that shits annoying
>>586924123
>>586924149I can't wait to get fat and be a fake oshi player by playing her once evolved skills are out. Until then.
You can now meet bue
>open clubwe've been infested by wei
>Helios calls Bamboo BamboozlerAight, I laughed.
>>586924513nyo nyo nyo. don't let the resident marefuckers of /uma/ get close to her!!!
There must be constant noises of lesbian sex at the tracen dorms. I wonder how anyone there gets any sleep.
So any keiba knower that can explain to me why Helios is obsessed with Ruby?
>>586924721not keiba knower, but irl helios always performed better when wooby was running
>>586924752Huh, thats pretty interesting.Thanks
>>586924665cute!
how helios speaks her in her career
>>586924814needs more scars and battle damage, ss went through a lotin my head she looks like a mix between manhattan cafe and venom snake
>>586924814noooooo, SS needs to be a clone of cafe with only slight differences
>>586924939cute
>>586924549marefuckers are just a meme, right?
Thinking about how tilted this guy must have been seeing Pearl pierce into the lead like a bullet with her unique + Pulse + Shocking Flash activating at the same timeIt all happened so quickly I kind of feel bad for him but I also did deserve to win in other ways so maybe not too much...If everything went by the books I am 75% sure I would've won (it didn't but I still won anyways)Blogpost over
>>586924513is she retired from sex work now
Uma S4 when?
>>586925186yurr
>>586925191Vodka needs some advertising
>there are people here that still never had their own Ms. Victoria
>>586925306actually looks like her
I wish I was a trainer
>>586925254>>586925340you never won a cm again umama
the chiyoposter is getting too uppity lately
>my smart falcon had to be a backup dancer for curren chan and none /here/ laughed at meThis game is dead
>>586924721The horse did well when Ruby was in the race so fans started shipping them (they never mated lol)
>>586925340That's full of filters>>586925383Which one?
>>586925382why did you reply to my reply to a cosplay
Grand Live is the best scenario actually because I've won every GL CM
>>586925085>8fhf5j>v28zm6h-haha. right. those kinds of weirdos aren't /here/
>>586925401no need fo rub in it we already know curren wonnered
>>586925306rape
>>586925306i can see it...
>>586925486But you are bald?
>>586924459Yeah compared to dirt G umas she is definitely easier. >>586925486This but Trackblazer.
anyone else going for crazy mutating umas for cm22? bonobros?zrr oshis?
>>586925306they're saying that 40 is the new 18, you know.
>>586925514sex with this curren and only this curren
>>586925662the ZRR newcutie has been building parents for 2 weeks for this
>>586925306better and real
>>586925505nice vids you got there
>>586925401A falkek was a backup dancer for my Curren
>>586925662I'm doing front pasa, is it crazy
>>586925425the umanko danchud bragging about winning the danchud cup and 7 cms in a row
>>586925486It has been a mixed bag for me bit that's on the whole better than the Aoharu experience I hadMANT is in-between those two
>yanko only has 4 g1swow what a jobber
button that does nothing
>>586925486I've won at least 1 CM per scenario URA, Unity, MANT, Unity 2.0, GL
>>586925791They are different
WOKE Falcon
i lost cm so im going to take my anger out on ardan
>>586926058need me a punching bag uma gf...
>>586926026i wonder if wearing the hat would make it funnier
>>586926058her body cant take all that cum...
>>586925776if you wanna get mile s? probably, yeah
>>586925846At least he never got any lower than 3rd for the entirety of his career
>>586926630yeah about that...
Lil Flo.... Nishino the rapper
>>586926630haha....
>>586926729does her parents know she's raping her trainer every day
post faster
>>586926058did you at least get off by playing Ardan's screaming in the background from the GangBeast CM?
>>586926780What the crap is she doing??
>>586925662I am. Starting C/C is a pain.
>>586926892eating the bread because the race is soon and she needs her carbs
>>586926762nishino's mom also raped her trainer as a young wee filly, how do you think nishino was made
>Tarumae has a bunch of race spam in Senior Year like Kitasan doesAlthough Kitasan is high tier on her tracks so people play her for that reason, I don't see Tarumae high on most dirt tracks but I hope I can spot the chubby uma enough on the next CM.
>>586927232Most dirt umas do this.
>>586927232Hokko was advertised as the dirt Nishino but she just feels like a downgrade, my actual Nishino beats them more often than not in cm rooms
>>586926992Ohhh
>>586927232This is an uma I'd touch tips with
>>586927304Damn, you right. I looked up Wonder Acute and she does one more race than Hokko. I'll be impressed if I see Acute more than 10 times. Digitan seems like she gets away with it the most although there is that 3 G1 stipulation she has to do.>>586927391I looked up Hokko's ult and she gets the same as Nishino's ult effect if at full strength, but half as much if she can't get a full spurt. They either must have bare minimum stamina or are doing okay unless they get rushed, having to consider that for Hokko can't be a fun feeling.
>>586926971Bright love!
>>586927868She won't allow you to do that if you're this blunt, bwo. Work on your approach.
>>586915389evil horse I hate you
choke brickey
>>586928190NTA but I'll come from the correct direction for maximum feng shui
fuck I wanna give rice and ryan my bread
how to dodge grooming accusations if I marry my trainee after she graduates?
Makes sense
>>586928427what did they mean by this?
>>586916246here
>>586928427So Palmer is a lewd sow?
>>586915389good horse I love you
>>586924519That one was actually funny I didn't think of it at all
How did your CMs go? Are sprints still RNG as fuck or is that just cope?
post something sleepy
>>586928687I've won every sprint CM and lost almost every other one so they're breddy gud in my book
>>586928730
I'm ogurizzzz
>>586928843>tasoI like how all her netyougo are kinda all shigo now
>>586928843>YaemeruIt's pun>Maou-samaKek
>>586928843The JP nicknames feel like something Maruzensky or a haggier gyaru, maybe Ebayan would use lol. It was a nice localization.
>global helios doesn't love her trainer in the hotspringsWhat the fuck
>>586928730>>586928790>Tray-tray, you're such a cray cray fr fr on god!
After playing Helios' career I'm starting to like Bamboozler..
>>586928945Dahby was a really cute horse.The uma is also really cute
>>586928913so is most western slang from the 00s and early 10sslang moves quickly
>>586928687It's the one platinum I have a star on, so I must be doing something right for Shiraoki-sama.
>>586928367if you are in the uk no one will care, they will call her a slag if she complains
>Run going more or less ideally>Right on stat targets, friendship bonuses and songs are both coming up properly>Looking really good>Classic Year Early Dec, Triple Speed with a 7% Failure chance>Flops>Mood Down Event immediately followingIt's pretty exhausting how you spend an entire career trying to manage RNG and if it goes against you even one time the run is over.Losing 150+ stats, a turn and a Mood Bonus means that basically no matter what happens here, it'll be a glue tier ending at best.
>>586928843BOOM BOOM SHAKALAKA
>>586928929two more months
>>586929294She only has eyes for Ruby
>>586929382She's adorable in her scouting story.
I am falling for Bright and Bamboo...
>>586929467did she have something against Shakur?
>>586929564weak
This uma enjoys paprika flavoured chips and Ritter Sport chocolate
So did I hear right that next CM is dirt mile? or was it medium?
i was trying to scratch my balls and i accidentally pinched them
>>586929440no crying in the casino
>>586929597But they are cute!
>>586929660what if I go outside first
I want to scout this good horse
>>586929660People used to say that about baseball and look where we're at now.
>>586929697just don't do anything rashbreathe. out. breathe. out
>>586929635Have you even gotten your ballsack between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl, and then sat down on them by accident?
>>586929568The strong dominates the weak
>>586929621It's a mile, 1600m. So you have to consider stamina a little more than you did for the sprint and you're good.
>>586929752I don't understand the manoeuvre required to end up in that situation
>>586929730didn't Brad Pittler solve it or something.
>>586929725Tama is a good uma!
>>586929823How do yall usually go with stamina for longer than sprints? for miles it's better to start with stamina sparks than go stam card then medium switch sparks for stam card and long go both sparks and stam card?
i really really really want to pull Helios... but
>>586929858It's odd. Pink anime girls are usually massive sluts, but Digitan is exceedingly pure
Tama is a good-tasting uma.
>>586929894watch this
>>586929958Different degrees of stamina sparks and sometimes I use THOSE cards.
>>586929976>pureDigitan is one of the most erotic umas, stop lying
>>586929958that's the way it's been until GL and that's the way it'll be after GL, yepGL is an anomaly because of the fucked speed cap
>>586929597the weakest are CBfags
i got my wisdom tooth removed
Torepi erasureWeiii erasure
>>586930008Oh yeah? Watch this!
>>586930112Haha he no longer has the wisdom
Tama is evil
>>586929976She's pure sex, we fuck daily
not doing few fan runs in Unity per day, while event is active, is downright stupid, right? Like missing potential 100 carats each day level of stupid.
>>586929976>digitan>pureShe's one of the freakiest out thereShe also 100% let you have threesome or moresome as long as her oshis are included, and guess what, ANY uma is her oshi.
>>586929635Do you ever sit and shift slightly and have that weird, painful feeling like one of your balls did a bungee jump?
how saggy your fucking ballsacks are, wtf bros
>>586930260very subtle danchou
>>586930260Mambwo...
look at this Spebutt NOW
>>586930260oh, there's a double/half event onthanks danchou
>>586930379Silence! I kill you!
>>586930431i NEED to be her chair
>>586930431GrASS > Spebutt
>>586930431soon I will ticket her
not spending real money to buy carats during half tp in Unity per day to support my club and do fan runs and make us hit A+, while event is active, is downright stupid, right?
>>586930168is that a Plain Doll from a hit PS4 game from makers of Dark Souls, Bloodborne?
>>586930530post her butther CANON butt
>>586927232digutan has 3 extra races and shes fine
>>586930260You're missing 200 a day actually
>>586915193What's the actual reception for Helios career in JP back then?
>>586930578This is a doll
i am racistmediums are gay
>>586929958I havent used a single stamina card during all of GLFor sprints? Who caresFor miles? 6-9 stam sparksFor mediums? 9-15 stam sparks depending on length + 1 gold recovery if its a debuffer cmFor longs? 17-18 stam sparks + 1 goldSimple ass
>>586918291>Frontrunner with angling+prudent(combo)+meets stam check winsno shit
>>586930775One of the worstBut in the end, most look at this with a smile on their facesAlso, the actual singularity point where Cygames decide to floor the gas on romance-coded careers
>>586931024She ruined her chest rose...
>>586930760I can pick up remaining 5-100 in my GL loopas
i have a confession to make. ive jerked off to laurel by using sounds from her footage in the gangbeast cm
>>586931052>spoilerbut dykes like laurel still released afterwards tho?
>>586918291you don't need that much more stampeople are still thinking that suzuka's struggles when they first released it were stam related and not just the shit runaway last spurt modifiers
>>586918291She only dies if there's another oonige in the lobby, in which case both of them fail to spurt and sputter out
>>586930570I will show her my glue factory.
>>586930632reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ml138q/grass_wonder_by_kaname_aizukidanbooru is down, so I had to do it
>>586931101>LaurelYou mean the uma that brought you to a church and then did the similar things that her mother did to her father before?
>>586931085same
her ass is a wonder
Sakura Laurel is a succubus
>>586930865Thats a tree
>>586931184u-uh....
>>586931184>replying to the yurischizo
>>586931184>You mean the uma that brought you to a church and then did the similar things that her mother did to her father before?....Is this real?
sucking her rorel
>>586931085sometimes i wonder if her seiyuu's only exposure to gametubers are goonerbait onesor maybe she accepts that Laurel is written as a sultry uma and tries to portray her as accurately as possible
Beware of french uma
maybe i should pull sluttura laurel
treve..... the super mare....
Surely you guys didn't skip Helios for Sakura Sluturel, right?
>>586930112I remember waking up in the middle of having my wisdom teeth removed. That was pretty cool
>>586931374
>>586915193testo
i want fuck slut slut
>>586931450most (big) female japanese streamers spend a lot of time making random small cute noises, but it's an expectation for japanese women in showbiz in general
>>586931616what a SLUT
>>586931549nyo, we skipped her for Ramonu Wit
>>586931616what did she mean by this
>>586931671put your dick in your pants when you're trying to post here
>>586931616Uhhhhhhh
>>586931549"Skip" implies I intended to roll on her, or would if circumstances were different
>>586931728it was just a demonstration, anon. don't look too deep into it
>>586931616FUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKK
>>586931616sexura sexurel
>>586931616AAAAAAAAAH TAZUNA HELP ME
I will not fall for Laurel propaganda
>>586931616Azuma is smiling at this
>>586931616>Hmmm I wonder if she likes me... Nah probably not
giving oral sex to sakura laurel
Trainer and trainee should not be in a relationshipThis is technically incest
>>586931549neigha I want to do Windy -> C.B. -> Ruby -> Symboli Kris S -> NeoUniI have no carats to spare for either of those two
>>586915551oh so I can just post the whole url here and it'll automatically become hyperlink?
>>586931549I was told to skip Helios to guarantee enough rolls for MLB Ramonou. I got Helios in a single tenner :)
i want to fuck sexual week
>>586932024We're just making shit up at this point
>He wants to fuck Special Chud
No one wants to fuck spechud
>>586932024liking stallions is technically gay but that doesn't stop me
I never liked Helios before but I like how she made global seethe and exposed trannylators, so now I love herAny uma who makes the most general seething will be my favorite, like Xog
I want Spechud to drain my dick dry with her mouth
I fucked spechud. I liked it. It felt good. Her extra belly and ass fat made the plopping sounds reveberate through the love hotel's walls even more
Now that the zoomer released, what next uma will people be spamming to bait us into pulling for her?
>Ugly Week
Place your bets
sakura laurel alluring smile small breasts and young body
You guys are fucking retarded.
i need to put my face between spechud tatas and get raped by her
>>586932068Orenji bro...
Bubblyland is a truly corrupt place that taints the mind to make Spechud do this.
>>586932278you can't have helios in your stable without her beloved bae, wooby!
>>586932353please stop I can only get so hard
>>586932278Laurel already started being shilled today. Nobody actually likes her
>>586932236my friend is absolutely convinced that umas that were stallions irl are all futas pic related
Spechud has no sex appeal
>>586932278who even pulled
>>586932345ez Cheer Halo
Shut the fuck up retards yeah I'm a chud and I wouldn't want to fuck any of you ugly ass manlet browns kill yourselves.
>>586932345Betting Cap as in Peak.
>>586932486spe would never say this
>>586932364oi. jordan isn't that mentally challenged! she really isn't
>>586932364spee isn't retarded she's special
>>586932486Spe would never say that
>>586932395>Maruzen brings buncha teenagers to the boomer disco bikini party...
>>586932486this new /uma/ trend is terrible
>>586932403ai slop shit
>>586932414>todayI've been doing this since 5 months ago
>>586932537she's retarded, not autistic
Helios? Nobody wants that whoreRuby? For her trainerPalmer? For (me)
>>586932414>todaybwo, i've been here simping for her for more than a yearspacing it out ofc as to not fatigue the thread too quickly
sakura laurel normal face expression and sex face are the same
>>586932387so did i understand right?
Laurel raped me...
it's impossible for laurel to rape me
>>586932729Yes and its been like that forever too
>>586932758>>586932784you cant rape the willing
>>586932801sorrie bwo i've never baked before
>>586932575On the surface, yes, it seems innocent. But the depravity builds over time.
>>586932486spe only hates oranges though
>half tp>it's just unity
Laurel would be popular if she wasn't ugly.
>>586932345>>586932478>>586932487https://streamable.com/bspd59The race
cumming in ardan
>>586932904??? you mean you don't clank parents in unity anymore?
>>586932881you sure about that?
WHY DID YOU LATE START DUMB BITCH I COULD HAVE THAT PLAT BUT NO U JUST HAD TO RUIN IT
>>586932414laurel fans when you ask them what happens in her story, what she even does in star blossom or what is her personality
>>586933002>"punishing" an underperforming uma is brutal sex and rapeanon... that only encourages them to not get get better....
No Uma would want to fuck any of you.Not even the NPC Daddy's Boots would want you.You are all virgin losers.Shut the FUCK up.
>>586933002but she's clearly enjoying that
>>586932981bwo... gl clanks have 1000 more SP...
Hit me up on Sweep ToshoHow is she meta wise? I look at her evolved skills damn... she is not cool?I would likje to run her in CMs
>>586933013>Star BlossomNot canon>Career Canon and she proceed to go to L'Arc with (me)
>>586933104but does the rating still hold up or do the skills you buy make up for that? and what if I want to clank a stam parent?
>>586933013havent read her story (not in global yet)she runs she never gives up even if the track kills her and she loves her friends and rivals
>>586932963>That second placeI guess stats are just memes
>>586931616This is like a nuke towards the whole anit-laurel schizos.
>>586929608she brings knoppers on trips
>>586933104having ignited PWR/WIT without needing sparks is pretty neat for parent building
>>586932904Its got double rewards too THOUGHGet those fan runs out silly goyim
>>586933182everything is better in gl except exactly not having free NSM4 stam cards
>>586933201Global will fix that
yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooo
Domination
>>586933058yes they will be subjected to PENIS torture until they win a CM
>>586933379dumb Sirius
Since it's horny hours can I get some kissies?
This was the best CM for /uma/ in a while it seemsLong was meh, med was good but not this good, turf mile was ok, medium dirt was absolute cancerIm thinking dirt mile will be bad but not as bad a dirt medium
>>586933121>I would likje to run her in CMsSo do it. Did you not seeing the last 2 or 3 breads with Sweepy getting some plats? Nothing stopping you from making her win unless you have huge skill issues.
what a gremlin lmao
Another Chiyo image that needs to be filtered.
Yall just don't know how to motivate your umas to win. Watch and learn:>BRING ME PLAT AND I WILL DICK YOU DOWN AND IMPREGNATE YOU
>>586933503nah this shit was ass
>>586931616What does this mean?
>>586933463
I love NTR!
>>586932841Its cool. There is always more to learn
Bros my wife is coming home soon. I am excite
C109 numbers are out, Uma with a big increase
>>586932963My money was on Machan or Fuji
>>586917604I am ready to do my part for the Mejiro clan
>>586933379>Taking this long to have a follow-up postI take this to mean your opponents were far more silly and you didn't get raped. I hope you prove me right.
>Robioli Robellini
>>586933121here's my experience with her: I did one career on her, got hot springs ticket (marked), and won plat with her. That's Sweep Tosho.
>>586933672I'm so happy for you..
>>586933379Did you win?
>>586933379I raped!!!
>>586933798No not that one. The other one The better one
>>586917556evil horse telling you her evil plans in broad moonlight
>>586931616S-Surely this doesn't mean she wants me to marry her, r-right?
>>586933884I KNEEL
>>586933884how silly
I'll never have sex with my trainee. Ever. Our relationship will remain professional and pure.
>>586933013>storyit's a condensed version of her irl career, where the events of her 4th racing year gets fast tracked to her third instead, since the game restricts all umas to 3 years each. meaning, she doesn't really get to experience the double injury angst that StarBlo is attempting to portrayother than christmas and valentines, the two other career events that torenas will end up loving are: Nakayama Kinpai post-race, and Classic Year summer >StarBloprobably the one that most would find boring because of how much of a slowburn her career was in the first 20 chapters. Personally, I loved it because it sets her up as a jobber who will end up winning races through grit and hardwork. That said, the execution on that front has been a bit lackluster, since after her first injury, it's Bakushin and Brian who bring the hype moments to the mangaNow, we're in her 2nd injury arc, and so far, it is portrayed better than her 1st inury, as it should because of the how much more severe this one is. meaning, it will take a while for her to take the spotlight again because of the manga's release pace and her circumstances>personalityI think cygames was trying to aim for a Season 2 Teio in terms of injury arc, but this time with overwhelming positivity being her coping mechanism instead of spiraling into despair. At least in StarBlo. thry haven't reached the heights of that kino tho. But, yeah. muh positive is her character broken down to its simplest formaside from that, they tried the whole yurivalry thing with brian, and while it does get some focus in the in-game career and the manga, her partnership with her torena (both in-game and manga) are sort of the focus nowand her succubus tendencies seems to be just an inherent part of her character, as evident with her career event where she does her Health Committee duties
>>586933952Shichitore...
>>586933952rubybro...
>>586931616what an absolute whore of an uma.
>>586933510>reads with Sweepy getting some platsyeah but idk maybe they have insane P2W decks... and im new...>>586933795Insane bro
>>586933884me from >>586933769 glad to see it happen, bwo.
>>586933884Silly... Is a bakushinGOD?
>>586933952uraratore...
>>586933952>he thinks his opinion matters
>>586933884Happy for you, silly poster.
>>586934019Why is she looking at my pudgy flaccid cock?
>>586934036The things I'd do for a hair down Teio
>>586934056Rice wouldn't say this
>>586933379Good luck sillius!!!>>586933884AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SILLIUS VICTORY!
Bake a new bread, I don't want to drama post in this stale and moldy one
>>586934158*rapes you painfully*
Rice bullied me today and gloated that m rights doesnt matter in Tracen
>>586934127because she thinks it looks silly, of course
>>586933265how about schedule? do you stick strictly to g1s? or can you still get away with a few g2/3s sprinkled in to boost fans by 60-100k?
>>586933884BASED
>>586933884kino...
>ugly>poor>short>stinks>no hair in the head>hair in all the wrong places>pasty and flaking skin from no sunlight>ghoulish eyes>schizo>4chan chud>virgin, no sex experience, can't please a womanExplain why any Uma would want to fuck any of you.
>>586934225it's literally identical in terms of racing
bready is ready >>586934394>>586934394>>586934394
Winning Ticket was a cute horse.
>>586934441Are you retarded?
>>586934441What are you doing
>>586934384Wrong. This is how every /uma/ danchou looks like
>>586934441based early bake
>>586934384I'll have you know I diligently pluck my "hair" every day>>586934441retard
>>586934441>baking on page 1>[Embed] [Embed]this bread will be butter
So is blue in umaverse a sign of negative brain activity?
apparently
>>586934441I think you should go bro...
COUNTERBAKE
>>586934495Tyler...
NO MORE BREAD
>>586934187GUSHHH GUSHHH
>>586930260danchud.... don't lie to me, danchud.... I've been refreshing my tp with carats for the past three runs now, and I still haven't made back any of them.... danchud...
>>586931616>Wedding Isle
>>586934708no one remembers goosh goosh, unc
>>586934384Excuse me, I can be all that but I at least shower everyday and use deodorantstinkos deserve the rope
>>586934785mtl, prease underustand
Reminder that brown umas deserve love too
>>586934887Kris S...soon...
>>586934887painting brown umas white using my cum!
>>586934578i'm too retarded to be baking, sorry.
>>586934964Only one more month!
>>586935010As long as you understand you mistake and learned something from it you alright in my book
>>586935010mambwo...
Mambros...
>>586915389Marry and reproduce desu waa
>rolling for WEI>get bitten by Vamp Rice>sail on a ship with the NY OverlordVamp Rice is cute, and much, much better to train/mutate. And holy FUCK YES UNIVERSAL PARENT I'VE NEEDED OPERA O FOR MY FRONTS FOR GODDAMN AGES
