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AMAZING THREAD AWAIT US BAKUCHAN BROS
Which umamusume will give you a welcome home kiss today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>586958484>>586958648MY FUCKING PENISBRAIN AND PENIS' WILL UNITEDFOR LOVE TO BAKUSHIN
have sex. in general. I don't think it particularly matters with who.
>>586958727who
VERY IMPORTANT POLLhttps://poal.me/3zdimghttps://poal.me/3zdimghttps://poal.me/3zdimghttps://poal.me/3zdimghttps://poal.me/3zdimg
Digitan LOVE
>>586958464Azure Lane despite being like 10+ years old still has no content bro. if there's nothing to do on your gacha after 5 minutes of doing your dailies then you're not playing a game, you're doing chores
>>586958484now, you're doing it on purpose
Yae
>>586958803All I have are tenga eggs...
>>586958484Bakushin can't be this lewd, right?
Gweetings
Bamboozle
another million fans for mambo!
>>586958496She had one good moment and then she was forgotten
>>586959075Hey
>>586959162bibwos
>triple end comp>all 3 have tracen cheer + budding blossom (incase of debuffer lobby so you overshoot to >4th)Thoughts?
>>586959143THE BAMBOOZLER
>>586959227I think she'll have increasing relevance as more content around her releasesShe is still a Canopus member
>>586959143His name is Memmy-B.
>>586959545cute yae
>>586959364
>>586959364Everytime I see a retarded word with her image attached, the primal desire to impregnate a woman and create an army of my descendants intensifies...
>rice glutton
>no more uma style MADsnyo...
Helios saying torepi in english would make no sense, as tore comes from the first two katakana of トレーナー (trainer) while pi comes from Helios way of saying 人 (hi) which means people or person. doing a direct translation would put it as trainer person, which sounds terrible
>>586958727Hot
it's over
>>586959836T-man would have been great if we hadn't had to accomodate w*men tores
>>586959836yeah a direct translation isnt what people want. they just want her to call you torepi.>erm but you wont get the japanese wordplay thats been folded by gyaru teenagers over 9000 timesdont care i still want torepi because it sounds cute
>>586959765>>586959914wtf are uma MADs?
what is evil doto's endgame?
EVERY UMA I MAKE IS A FUCKING RETARDWHY IS WIT SO HARD TO GET
>>586960141have you tried pressing the wit button retard
mood down mood down mood down mood downthis could have been an Lg10+I wonder if I will be able to break my Lg20 record with Mirako
>>586960224BELIVE IT OR NOT YES I DO BUT IF YOU CLICK THE WIT SPACE WITHOUT A RAINBOW ON IT THE RETURNS ARE QUITE DISAPPOINTINGYOU ARE A RAPSCALLION, GOOD DAY SIR
>>586960141>Smart FalconShe was going to end up retarded anyway
>>586960003Kino like thishttps://youtu.be/3WilHUBOhvU
I feel like a fraud.I went back and checked finals opponents and both were running debuffers. Round 2 rooms were way harder than my finals.
>>586960141>>586960337I don't have MLB Fine Motion and I talk like this.
>>586960141curse of wit bourbon
>>586958727She doesn't seem the type
>>586960141this would be by far my best horse
>>586960141those wit bonus songs help
My club is full of people who changed their avatars to the zoomer.
uhhh, dogbwos?
>>586960548I have mlb finemo though Bitch doesnt show up
>>586960141pro tip: clicking wit in junior year gives you bond + facility level without spending energy. 2 cards on it? click that shit
ZENNO ROB ROY'S BIG FAT DONKEY TITS
>>586960680We're all changing it to V.Ines this week.
>>586960337then you just have to pick between capped speed, full charge power and 1k wit
>* LOST* LOST>* LOST* LOST>* LOST* LOST>* LOST
>>586960849What about them?
>Tore-chan will be replaced with "trainer" because a jewish lesbo at Cygames hates fun.It's so unfair
>>586960693we love dogs here. why do you think there's always a bajillion posts about dober every thread?
V?Ines?like the guy who should not be named??
>>586960680I'll change back in a few days. It's kinda fun to see different chibis for a few days
>>586960963I WANT TO EAT THEM
>>586961013also known as the V sisters
>>586960680Danchou here, I'm going to kick these faggots with poor taste before they get their carats.
>>586960141Training Falco is cheating (I don't have her)
>>586960680Mambwo...
>>586958727It does feel like something she'd do
>>586961268>he didnt get her on the 1st anni scamcha like mebricked
>>586947038>>586947038its not me i dont type like that
>>586961391I bricked myself by using the god banner's spark for Seiun instead of Falco
>>586961227danchou switched to the zoomer...
>>586958727My wife Maruzensky ofc.
Tasty Umadol legs
>>586961471preparing to build her right in the future (by pulling cards and parents like seiun) instead is kinda like waiting for marriage if u think abt it
>>586961547Cute shoes
Hello friends!!
sniff
>>586961667Hello friendo!
>look for parent on database>search friend ID>they're already following me
Snack of the day: You!
>>586961695HALLO HALLO
>>586961667Hey buddy
>>586961695this but I'm already following them
>>586961686>>586961838
>>586961680>sniffit smells like saltwater or chlorine idk she just got out of the water bwo what exactly are you expecting you smell
>>586961790a fine addition to the fatco folder
>>586961480Danchou here, I will hang myself after I kick them out.
>>586934920>They're simple minded creaturesimple minded my ass, those umas study, dance on concerts, SING, on top of running G1 races, hell they sure study more than I ever did at high school, haru urara is probably smarter than me too FUCK
>>586961547Whore.
>>586960680/***/**** bwo...
>>586962008>being a mutt
>>586962008I fucking love freedom.
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU KINGUIt's crazy because the second place was another tracen kingu with Sprint S. Her tracen procced while my Kingu's didn't, but she still activated all of her other accels and won anyway. Whew.
yule wayt mehn ain't ever gun be as slick as a nigguh like me. these uma bitches flock tuh me
>>586962008i do none of those thoughbeit
>>586962008i think this would be even jucier (you) bait if it used Grass Wonder instead
>>586961971Athletes are simple minded and retarded usually
>>586962168
>>586962185soulless
>>586962008>dying because no ACI've been wearing a wool shirt underneath my jacket all day and I'm still freezing man fuck you
>>586962185SOVL if she's actually your oshi ever since her og form
>>586962225haha forgot to add im 5'2 and coping sorry
erm what the heck do i clank for 2 weeks now
>>586962225>Athletes are simple minded and retarded usuallyYou watch too many old US movies, retard.>Have to keep up with studies at the same time as they do sports, at least in schoolThey tend to be pretty on par with most other people
>>586962262Nah, you're just a loser. Kingu deserves all the hype since it's her only G1 win.
>>586962008>>586962320i thought ACs were meant to make a room cold?
Yes...
You don't hate localizers enough
>>586962008>be american>get stabbed by a fent junkie
That one really hurt you, I'm sorry :(
I love this bum like you wouldn't believe
>>586962506>Robioli RobelliniGIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
if your oshi is not on this list, she is trash
>>586962008This really is just free (you)'s
>>586962330She's always been one of my favorite Umas so it felt really good seeing her shine. I still have my first A+ Kingu in my vets.
>>586962185first rate! congratz
>>586962575She's right there in the middle
>>586962575thank god my oshi has an A+ SOVL
>>586962575>4 of my oshis is on the listUma for this feel?
>>586962462I'm responding to the bait post's point of "europeans don't have AC and thus suffer from the heat" by saying that I don't have that problem as I have to deal with the cold instead. I would attach an image of shion wearing glasses but I don't feel like searching for it. imagine it
>>586962637the citizens of vassal states dont like being reminded of their status usually
>>586962723there was a record breaking heat wave this year buddy
>>586962575Literally none of these are global so who cares
>>586962575>Taiki altthey never let her be bad huh, kentuckyfags eat good i guess
The Iron Lady advances has no equals.
>>586962575espo lovecheva lovebro loveluna love
>>586962637eurocucks hate being reminded of how inferior they are
>>586962575if my oshi isn't on the list, the list is trash
>>586962808didn't particularly make my summer any hotter but it did make it last until halloween. fucked up things
>>586963017You're Brazillian albeit
Post winrates
literally who is this banner for
>>586963017Don't reply to me with an AI image it's ravaging my country
Back to being a jobber King Gaylo fags for the rest of all CMs.
>>586963060>liking flat worthless cunts
>>586963142Orenji fans
>>586963139You cannot handle my sovl team.
What to play while clanking?
>>586963338chat in the club
>>586963338erp in the club
>>586963235nobody even runs matikanefukukitaru in chanmi
>>586963338go for a walk since its nice and cool now
>>586963338play with my cock and balls
>>586961857based loopagods
>>586963416Its good for clanking now
>>586963338play? bitch, we agreed that it's my turn to be rough with you today. stop spamming /here/ and head back to dms. fucking slut
>>586963416i ran the fuku card on an acelast capricorn cup
>>586963550nyo.....
>>586963338I like playing GBA FE.
>>586963546oh wow, how nice of furawa to collect some extra carats for her torena
>>586963672Oh my god, this is fucking sexy in an amazing way
>>586963338I play Age of Empires 2.
>>586962506How is this supposed to make me hate localizers?
>>586958859I meant to say that there's also chinkslop that is all fanservice and nothing else, not just gookslop
>>586963017bro wrote this from his favela
>>586963235orenji LOVE
>>586963338I play thishttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4017880/ANOMALITH/
>>586963338my balls
>>586958896Do you know of any model that also gets warm and wet?
>>586963610>doxxing
>>586961680child and happy family making sex
>>586963672That's it, I'm pulling for the Bakushin alt.
>>586963914cute carrot
Howdy, queers!
>>586958727Would you look at that
I wonder if 1500 speed with double circle winter runner and left handed is enough or if that Mile S run needs to be redone for Cm22
Uma for this feel?
>>586964182I hope I can get lucky with mutations and she wins Aquarius......I know dirt-mutated oonige is a dumb idea but she's just so damn cute when she runs her heart out
>9 repliesyou can't convince me this place is not infested with tranny chaserstalk about umamusume for once?
uma for this feel?
>>586958084>>586957490trvketo quote my all time favorite post by another anon>Why do all korean games look the same, so generically sexy but in a way that seems made with 0 fucking libido. When a japanese guy makes a sexy design you know his pecker was leaking and twitching while he put pen to paper.
>>586964494you guys don't WANT to talk about umamusume.......
>>586964494you have a very worrying obsession with trannies
>>586964301well well well
Man I love this sprint/long horse.
>>586964494None of my attempt to talk about the game get any (You)s, this thread is so fucking shit
>>586964727I intentionally make this place worse now since I tried to make it a better place months ago and I was largely ignored
>>586956970this is disgusting, is it Korean?
Any jongers?
>>586958727Pity I don't have her yet, but kissing with shortstack umas
>>586964494i agree, thread needs less chasing and more orange
>>586964727skill issue, my game related posts always get (You)sbut you motherfuckers still haven't found me name of Uma track I asked about
I think i will not even get into A finals in this CM bros... i dont have good parrents and good loopas for mile dirt
>>586964812make the room and I'll join
>>586964812mahjong sovl? I still need to slave away for 2 more hours tho
>>586964494im tired of the 'youre a tranny chaser' psyop here. its definitely just one asshurt transbian. i know it.
>>586964938well from what i'm seeing on the database nobody has
>>586964947Majsoul Friends Room 75904(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75904>>586964954Maybe there can be jong later too
>>586964938You can just run the ol reliable Pasa and Ogurin. It'll be fine. They dont need much
>>586964967umama...
I can't stop fapping to umas, I'm at 4 shots within 11 hours
>>586965068>doxxing
>>586964967if you reply to the gay schizo blogposting you're a chaser
>>5869643251600 speed isn't much of an increase over 1500
>>586964938i never looped anything always used basic parents and i'm 4 out of 5 plats this scenario
>>586964268*Howdy, eurocucks!
>>586963338I get drunk and watch youtube
>>586965274I dont believe you...
>have to pick between good greens parent or gw/lane parents for rickey because they never fucking hit at the same time
>>586965312
>>586965068umama is a transbian abusing V for parasocial attention tho>>586965185call me a fag or something instead. trying to drag people for specifically being attracted to trannies is only something trannies do.
>>5869643251500 speed with double circle winter runner/left handed + Mile S is substantially faster than 1600 speed.
>>586965037Well i dont even have parrents>Ryan is random >nothing else >>586965062I dont have Oguri bwo...
>>586964031I just hold it in my hand and use lube
idgi where the trans narrative even came from...how about saying something more mean and meaningful?
>>586965518Lets see your stable and see what we can do
>>586965185>>586965452surely you've been put into this beautiful planet to do something better than this
>>586965554Teiofags should be like lemmings and jump off a cliff
i won 4 cms in a row without owning tachyon speed this scen
>>586964812started
>>586965359it's simplei won two with xog and two with taisin
>>586965554But I don't want to be mean.
>>586965756FUCK
>>586965746i dont believe you. please. because if thats true.... i just dont want it to be possible....
>>586965771ok kaite
>>586958727sex with Sei-chan at the door
Which UMA should I jerk off to today?
>>586964864Volume 6 track 7
be nice please
>>586965452you are attracted to trannies tho same as the other 8 dudes who constantly reply to him
>>586965806is true
>forgot that oguri and taiki have B dirt>exactly zero good nishino parents on database with 1* dirt>have to reclank my parents all over again
>>586965719post the rest (please)
>>586965617As a said gwo i dont have parents, i have umas for dirtAlso>cant run rickey front because i dont have Bobo wit and i will not borrow it
>>586965837am i allowed to know who that even is or is my fate to be mistaken for him everytime i post taishin.
>>586966089A guy who posts here who likes Taishin, it's not that serious. People call me Allen when I post Hishiama sometimes.
>>586965991Just run Taiki, Pasa OG and Inari. They dont really need anything. Borrow a mile/dirt parent for Pasa/Taiki and a full mile one for Inari. Surely you can throw some parent in on your side.
>>586965943so what if i am? yeah i look like that and say that. ok. find a way to rebuff me that doesnt involve just telling me you think im gross. are you a highschool girl?
>>586965756missed jong again
>>586965991>camping taikiBro you're clear. Just dig up your trash veterans for 1* dirt and clank a pasa parent with a 3* mile borrow. Then other 2 aces you just paste a gold city/pasa/inari or something, shouldn't be too hard
>>586966169it's pretty serious when retards call you V for posting half of the umas
>
>>586966264>>586966190Yeah but i dont have parents, we will see ty bros
>>586966310that's he himself doing that
>>586966339Bro, Taiki doesnt need much. Any trash parent from your list will do fine with a good. You can even sell your soul and run her with two deboofers
>>586963831hmm... I haven't played age of mythology in a long while...>>586963958Looks kinda interesting but not my thing.>>586965342I can't do that so often anymore
* is the only one who namedrops at every chance because of his eternal newfag status
>>586966310well yeah if it's specifically that one then I can see it being annoying as fuck. Just gotta ignore it when it happens. By not responding you show more emotional maturity than he does
>>586964938if you have a good deck, you can reach A finals. My deck is pic related and I won the past 4 CMs in a row (one was in Open League though so it doesn't count). I doubt my umas will be able to beat a strong Rickey this time, but we'll see. If I spent money like whales do, I could perhaps have much better parents. Oh well.
Good job with Helios' localization! It's exposing the larpers who only want stuff to bitch about and filtering them from those who actually like Helios.
>>586964485No it isn't. Just go full front comp. Rickey is really good so you will see another front player often which jams the paces out of nishino ult and neck and neck positions so the game is just fronts vs ends.As it should be.
>jealous jonathan
Kill localizers
Actually the Helios' translation is a 4d chess move by Cygames to encourage players to shut her up. Preferably by stuffing her mouth full with your penis
>>586966563this. going triple front on a CM where people rely on nishino is devilish, ESPECIALLY if you run oonige so your two other fronts can inherit nishino themselves.
>>586966251>stop pointing out how much of a gross degenerate faggot I ammaybe stop being one and be a normal person for once? real humans are disgusted by freaks like youwe are in a thread about cute anime girls that want your dick and you're chasing trannies
>>586966673Does Helios even want to bang her trainer?
>>586966619skrt skrtblud out here drippin aura sheesh
holy melty
>>586966673>>>/r9k/
And thus my loops begin for running Helios for CM22. Aye carumba...
>>586966619Yeet (Yeet), skrt (Yeet)Yeet (Skrt), skrt (Skrt)Roll up (Yeet), drop that (Yeet)Skrt that (Yeet), pop that (Yeet)Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayyYou never loved me, momBut I needed you, woahYeah
>>586966805Helios only wants to bang Ruby and won't settle for the Palmster so she's going to end up a permavirgin girlfailure.
>>586966805No>>586966939>cuc
>>586966740no im just pace chasing. if anything they're the ones chasing me. seriously have you ever been a normal fit guy around trannies? it gets tiresome. i just think the touhoumama posting is an amusing side game.
>>586966805nyo
>>586966939is this anal?
>>586966673do you think there's a universe out there where they made her speak in 2010's internet slang to at least match up with the gyaru timeframe and everyone fucking hated it?
cm22 status?
>>586966563that's so evil, if it works. I don't have Rickey, but I do have WEII and Suzuka, and maybe I could run a Front Pasa.
I'm sorry I doubted you danchou
>>586966939>It went flaccid
>>586966939>western artist >cuckshit Every time
>>586967061Driving home AGAIN to start doing aces.
>>586966805>Anon realizes why JP ranked her career so low, even before tranny localization made it worse, and why Cygames made nearly every Uma (You)core after with a few exceptions
>>586967052If it was a "faithful" translation 80% of her text would be just untranslatable japanese idioms and 80s references that only japs would understand
>>5869670615 borrows and two-three weeks is not enough to clank decent parents and make aces
>>586967139Convert your TP pots into carats with this neat little trick!
>>586966939popped a stiffy with this icky uh
Daitaku Helios was a mistake.
>>586967272retard
>>586967139good goy
>>586967208>why Cygames made nearly every Uma (You)core after with a few exceptionsAnd they made the umas ugly
>>586967272
In the mood for sticky rice.
>>586967381Gesundheit aber laut Knigge hat man sich zu entschuldigen nach'm Niesen
>mirako_eatingpizza.gifnice thread globalbabs
>>586967551Knigge can suck my dick with his made up rules.
>>586967575thanks you too
>>586967498put some eggs on it too goddamn. that dorija is a husk
>Toreko became Teach>Toreppi became T-RainWhat will they turn Tore-chan into?
>skibiditrannylator-kun...
>>586966310I can't post Mirako without getting at least two (You)s accusing me of being someone else
>>586967730torebwo
>>586964938END DIGITAL, END OGURI, AND PACER PASA TRUST
>>586967730"My bro"
>>586967061huh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im hingry fknna get jol borrows were so bad ammoying just gonna clank slmething ramdom fir a few days fuck this horing shit qas scenario im dine 2ith it hungryyyyy isk what to play now aster well see
>>586967730Trainer>>586967783>he waifus the cuck
>>586967783Taste issue, I would simply like better umas
>words words word[-]
>>586967730You can't love localizers enough>that shirtsex with bro
BREASTSINJAPAN
>>586967730Trainy
>>586967929That's a man
>>586967730highkey want a shirt like that too
>>586967730"Trainer" just like they did with Bourbon's Master, same thing with Jungle Pocket and "Aibo" because partner is "too intimate".
>>586966805yes.
>>586968087hot
>>586968109hpw the fuck is Partner intimate? of anything, it sounds more buddycop than anything
>>586967208But JP loves ramonu
In my 8 pace 1 end lobby, the 4 pace Umas that took groundwork in the finals all finished in the back. Was it all a gaslight? Just a coincidence?
I'm drinking olive oil straight from the bottle umas for me?
>>586967976>t.
>>586968109> partner is "too intimate".I LOVE THIS BETA MALE ERA WE'RE LIVING IN I LOVE THIS BETA MALE ERA WE'RE LIVING IN I LOVE THIS BETA MALE ERA WE'RE LIVING IN I LOVE THIS BETA MALE ERA WE'RE LIVING IN I LOVE THIS BETA MALE ERA WE'RE LIVING IN >>586968190something something partner is the word cucks use for their ""significant other"" that gets fucked by the chad next doornot even joking, I bet my ass this is SOMEWHAT related to their retarded reasoning
>>586968109>Jungle Pocket and "Aibo" because partner is "too intimate"Vodka also calls you partner and it's translated like that
I don't think I've finished a single game this year
>>586968190You forget that Pokke is yurifag city thanks to the secondaries the movie brought in
>>586968190I don't call my significant other "Partner" unless I'm talking to someone else and referring to her in 3rd person
GIVE ME A FUCKING (YOUUUUUU)
>>586968236my bet is they got downhillmogged.
nyo
lil bro is washed up
my palm in mejiro
>586968336We don't accept Dober
>586968336gwo...
>>586968190>hpw the fuck is Partner intimate?I don't know, ask them why they've done that in Granblue as well and replaced partner with "friend".
>>586967807Torebwo is kinda cute ngl
>me whenever the clock turns sea/mutt
>>lol, get fucked, faggot
everything is fucked, everybody sucks
torepi more like torape
calling the fags here tranny chasers worked
>>586968282a 14 year old boy translated this?
>>586968610shut up incel>>586968521no one cares for your irrelevant dog shit
>[-]
>>586968609
>>586968527Imagine the both of them split roast her after that little comment
>>586963139
>winning Capricorn2 means that I've won a CM of every distance >winning it with Cheer Kingu means that I've also won a CM with every racing style since I needed to win one with an end closerUmazing!
next thread will be better
stop ignoring my agp posts
>[-][-]
BWEEEEEHBWEEEEEEEEEEHBWEEEEEEEEEH
>>586968087are umas not allowed to be cool and have a tiny little bit of androgynous swagger anymore?
>>586968295same, desu. I thought I would beable to get through a whple lobrary of backlogs after graduating, but even when becoming a NEET, the only games I got to the end to were familiar ones I don't count these as finishing because I played them based on muscle memory whike I listened to video essays on the backgroundfrom the newer ones I started and didn't finish:>DA: Inquisition>Mass Effect>Grim Dawn>Shadowrun Returns>Deus Ex: Mankind Divided>WOTR>Prey>Witcher 3>Skyrim>Divinity OS2
>>586965756Sorry fellas, have to leave for an hour, family semi-emergency
>>586968846calm the fuck down
>>586968865no, you faggot male lover.
>>586968865>androgynous>>>/lgbt/, faggot
>>586968846I cry like this when gwo leaves me on read for hours
>>586968846sex
uh oh schizo melty
They should have kept the gal vibes and not used brain rot words so much but oh well
umanko
>it's just one of those days, when you don't wanna wake up
>>586968846FINE, fine, bend over.
any more leaks from the freaks
>>586968930no worries bwo hope everything's fine
>>586968373Watching it again, they did eat shit around midway somehow, so I guess that's what happened
U mad?More like, U MADn't
>>586969092I'm leaking alright, com ova ere and open wide
>>586969115>not guts trainingmeh
She goofed up.
>>586969082so every day
>>586969092just more of le GLURP GLURP SPLOOSH MMFG
>>586969115>cuckshit
>Not finishing mass effect skryim witcher 3This place truly is fucked and infested with erp trannies that don't even play games
holy fuck I equally adore as I hate the genuine schizophrenia /vg/ causesit's truly fascinating to behold how threads will be fine one day, and go completely insane the nextits only missing the old school scat/gore posting
>>586969260*rapes u*
>>586964505you disgust me
The gyaru harem is finally complete.
>>586969260where did this even come from? I've beat skyrim but I've never played the other two
uuggghhhhh i need **** badddd
>self insert fags crashing out over Helios I love to see it
There isn't a single uma that would actually rape her trainerThey're all going to get consent because they are better than human women
>>586969324based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>586969395Yaecute
>>586968982>>586968998no one even says any of this?
>>586969324I have only pama and chichi
>>586969187no midrace = no win race
>>586969324>gyaru harem>t.ugly bastard
pamafuck pamafuck
>>586969461I saw this tweet too lil pup
help me
>>586969260idk, I ended up getting to Act 3 for all of them, and just didn't feel like finishing because I was itching for a different power fantasy every time. I even maxxed out Enchanting and made a full Destruction mage clothes set in Skyrim, and then I felt like llaying something more scifi. Kind of why I ended uo going to my ol reliables, Deus Ex, Dishonored, DA Origins, KOTOR, System Shock
>>586969417The bigger issue is her dialogue. There were ways to update her text from 80's bubble girl while maintaining her gal personality, but alas
>>586969497No boyumas
I'm not giving a free (You) desperate freak
Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker
>>586969187It could be either they spent sp on greens so lost mid race or they started too well and got hit by PDM after using too many skills.
>dacchi leaves club saying he won't play anymore>lol ok you're totally leaving for another club but let's pretend you're not *wink wink*>last login 5 days ago>it's actually truenyo... I'm sorry for doubting you...
it's just one of those dayzzz
Reminder * lost this CM and ***** lost the last 5 in a row. They are both shit
>>586969321sakabanbasupisu wwwwwwwww
>>586969260I can't imagine not finishing the Witcher 3. The DLCs had better stories than the game and holy fuck exploring that world is the best thing ever.
>>586969875mambwo...
>>586969260I've never played the witcher 3 and probably never will
>>586969795No one likes the ugly gorilla
>>586969875Mambwo...
>>586969875buttsweat bro...
>>586970017It's shit
>>586965049Good game jongers
>>586970017yummers
>>586965049gg, thanks for the game!
>>586970017I recommend sprinkling some tinfoil for the extra crunch!
>* and ***** out of nowhere what is this mental illness called?
Damn right, I'm a maniacYou better watch your back 'cause I'm fuckin' up your program
>>586970017yummers, enjoy anon
>>586969875was waiting for this post, now I can finally join a club since you'll stop checking
The thread is very usable if you have filters (or at least you ignore the obvious bait)
>>586970159/uma/?
>>586970159Terminal schizoid obsession disorder
>>586969779But why? boyumas have never wronged you.
>>586970213>Admirefag
I think we should be nicer to each other. If we cultivate a culture of kindness then we all end up winning!
Shill me some good geimusBeen playing some zomboid recently, also gonna buy Casualties:Unknown when it launches on monday
>>586969324
>>586969901***** won tho
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/cI9TRdhttps://jiggie.fun/cI9TRd
7, and this to all of you in this thread right now4, and Shakur beats me up instead
>>586970315hmmmm nyo
>>586970292Fuck off
I think you better quit talkin' that shit, punk
I will cook spicy spageht bologense now
>>586970315
>>586970324What kind of games are you into?
>>586970357* won the last one and ***** lost 5 before winning the easiest one. Still shitters
>>586970324minesweeper evolved
>>586970497My trainee wouldn't say this
>>586970449>>586970497>fat>ugly>BPD
>>586969739The solution was just to make her a 90s valley girl but they went with cringe zoomer speak which imo is a mixed bag.She is still super cute though and I want her to hit her shot with Ruby.
any new uma&co drama?
>>586970620I ship Helios and Ruby's trainer
Shrimp fried rice for lunchNo egg
>>586970536its not working...sweepy your magic is weak...
>>586970468Did I say something wrong?
>>586970497lmfao i recognise that model it does the bouncing shit on idle poses
>>586970620>>>/u/
>>5869706791, so I can slip my hand underneath Donna's skirt without anyone noticing
>>586970707
Dis thread sux. Where's Lil' Flo?
>>586958727Who?
>>586970868Air Messiah my beloved...
>>586970538Lots of genres, strategy, rpgs, shooters, colony sims, umanko fucking, roguelites
https://pawchive.pw/patreon/user/32607476/post/172962810
>>586970821thats not a front runner
>>586970679Six
if I ended up jerking off to an uma's seiyuu instead of the uma herself, did I betray that uma or no?
exploded I'm good now
>>586970994It makes you a faggot
>>586970936Blood of DawnwalkersValor Mortis
>>586970963Vivlos is a late surger
Dig through the ditchesAnd burn through the witches
>>586971102inside kitasex?
>>5869706795 so I can cheat on the exams by peeking over Daiwa's shoulder
https://mangadex.org/chapter/608aab2b-c924-4ef4-8423-31399069c1fc/6time for Teiofags to eat well (although they do already, let's be honest)
>>586970936>umanko fucking
Next time someone seethes about losing cm, just hit em with theHEH GUESS YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE XOGURIZZ
>>586971282>boyumaKill yourself
>>586970936Titan Quest 3
>>586971227but the xog was bad this CM and won't be good in the next unless you wanna work very hard to mutate her into a front runner
Independent Training arriving so early was unironically the best thing to happen to global. And yet so many people still don't know how to raise good parents.
>>586971129>Blood of DawnwalkersI was looking at this one when it launched almost at the same time as Onimusha and ended up playing neither, maybe I will give it a try
>>586971337it was the worst thing to happen to this general
You guys are my umadachis, right?
What are you running for next CM?
>>586971417eng oguri OGend digitan OGidk
>>586971417Any of the following 3: Nishino, Zephyr, Wedding Fine, Granny, Pasa
Please stop posting on /lgbt/....
>>586971417Tomakomai and Rickey paceLast one I dunno. If my hatred is too much I'll recycle a debuffer
just some bullshit
>>586971506ovr repvtation....
>>586971187Rob zombie... Oh I get it. Good post
>>586971330Looks like ass, diablolikes are one of the genres I hate the most
>>586971567not horrible, now explode
>>586971417>>586971490
>>586971408why would I be friends with someone who's bald?
>>586971417rickey, falco, dominator
>>586958727Hell no
>>586958727What'd she say?
>>586958727Nice.
need Cesario nonny so bad
>>586958727E-Ehhh???
>>586971417considering Oonige + double front. Maruzensky/Helios/Suzuka. But I haven't decided yet, and I also really want to run Hokko Tarumae, just can't figure out a good comp that has her in it because I mostly main fronts.
>>586971506Why are teiofags like this.....
>>586971882>prostitute's daughter
Why is Danbooru still down???
>>586971187>>586971632Man... Now I remember playing split screen Twisted Metal 4 with my bros. First time ever I heard Robs music.
you have them all, right?
>>586958727>Believe I don't believe it...
>>586971962Hack
why the fuck it's still so hot it's already november
TORE X UMATORE X UMATORE X UMA
>>586971902drop your discord. let's communicate, liberal.
>>586972070Granny didn't come home...
>>586971882>>586972106fuck off V
>>5869720700
>>586971908Frauds don't deserve love
>>586970936If you also like puzzle games I'd highly recommend 999 (nonary games on steam).Aside from that it's a bit hard to give recommendations if I dont know what you've played. I really like Digimon Time Stranger this year if you like linear creature collector rpgs
>>586958727Childhood friend dream
>>586972103it only started feeling like fall yesterday here.
>>586972130EW, D*SCORD
>>5869721031C here, nice and cool
>>586970936Irisu Syndrome
Silly Symboli
>>586972289telegram giveaway channels it is then, I guess
>>586972103niggas when they discover what an el nino is
>>586972430I can fix her...No...I WILL FIX HER
>>586969324I got no gyarus...
>>586972527Might pick up some malware that way, take care
>>586972567
...
This game is so delightfully lesbian. Nobody ever sleeps in Ritto dorm, because everybody is too busy doing lesbian cuddles with their roommate. And not a single man in several mile radius, since every trainer is canonically female just like the pal cards.
>>586972103If you think this El Nino is bad just wait until next year where its projected to be one of the worst
I miss cuddling with a fat fuck during November chilly days
>if losing, winWho decided this was fair?
>>586972885nobody says this
>>586972885>cuck
>>586972836Weather was pretty good this year. Comfy even.
>>586972672I don't know where you could possibly go if d**cord isn't an option man
>>586972885As a fat fuck, we also love being used as a heater.
>>586973003t. san diego resident
>>586972885
>>586972885i really need a fat woman
>>586972920Oguri Cap
Yuri game
Umasumi
My trainee wants to spend the whole night watching concerts
>>586973135>quitting because he got brockedwhat a weak-minded bitch. I lost 11 CMs in a row. Then I finally won a single CM, and promptly couldn't make A finals in the next 4. I'm currently on a winning streak of 4, and Finemo/SMaru really helped my deck, but sometimes you just........lose. And lose. And lose. And lose. But you keep going. Unless you're a little BITCH
>@x &#Ox%xx%x& #%O%*x@* +#What did he mean by this?
>>586973550ayy lmao
>>586973412Good night
>>586973550bogos binted
>>586973520and eat plenty of snacks while doing so too i bet
Oh, I woke up. Well, time to do my CHORES in the VIDEO GAME
>>586973135>linh
wait this kinda slaps
>>586958727noice
>>586973681GIMURIIIIN
>OG has Tail Nine/Straightaway Spurt/Master of Sand/Winter Runner but doesn't have Encroaching Shadow>Festival has Encroaching Shadow/Rapid Gain but her unique doesn't workWhich to pick for the CM?
>>586973529Not everyone can be like ***** playing 15 hours a day, keep losing and barely win
OH NONONO FALCOBROS????WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH CURRENSENSEI AND THEN BOWING???
>ctrl-f (Yo>9 results>none of them are replies to mestop talking about yous when you aren't even giving me any
>>586973837Everyone in tracen bows to Curren Chan, she's like a boss there.
>>586973904>* & *****More like, *'s pov while ***** gets railed by (insert current club he jumped to ruin danchou)
>>586958818sillybwos??
V Capricorn status?
>>586973816What's wrong with festival inaris unique?
>>586973971Which danchous were ruined? Bricked and /Uma/ Club yes
>>586972070falco hugging cuddlinggranny sex marriage family
>>586973824>playing 15hrs a dayno one does this. You clank parents and do 20-35 (more if you're an obsessed tryhard) ace runs per CM and that will usually get you into A finals if your deck is decent.
>>586973972sillius isn't a hag
>>586973971lol you got upset really fast
>>586973816OG of course! I will run her at least
>>586974071did you miss the latest leaks?
El speedo makes you run mucho rapido
>>586974107***** admit to playing 15 hours a day and got btfo 5 cm in a row
>>586974107Umamers actually plays the game which gives them a pass to be queer here
>>586974404and? I don't know who that is, and couldn't give two shits, either. you should kill yourself for promoting namefaggery.
The best thing Cygays could do for global is applying an early ban for debuffing subhumans for the upcoming CMs and the next races. Debuffers should be hanged on sight.
>>586974548what about V? or are you just excusing the other schizo because you are a tranny chaser
>>586974657i will now debuff
>>586974665Isn't he a confirmed botter?
>>586974032It activates on the final corner but since its a mile track she won't have enough time to make up to the front of the pack.
>>586974574586973890 (You)Understood.
why is V seething now is losing this CM really that big of a deal for him
>>586974565>say no one does this>someone does this>move goalposts
>his umars are so weak they can't handle a little deboofing
is this your wife?
>>586972920Real lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23xaNvZbnMA
>>586974724Her debuff is LAME just like her.
my grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, /uma/
holy FUCK you losers are like a mix of the worst characteristics of teengirls and 34 year old virginswho the FUCK cares about some literal who """thread personas""" like is this really what you want to spend your life thinking aboutinb4 "no u"
My grandpa made me a mechanical hat
>>586958727she'd better bring the bikini tho
>>586974917>34yo virginsthe people playing this game and frequents this thread>teen girlsthe game charactersit checks out
>>586958727>wanko(blast one piece)believable
>>586974795i wish....
>>586974902
>>586975090She may be flat as a board, she may be small, but this uma has a jungle down there.
what is the blue eyes white dragon of support cards
>>586974795No,but she is my favorite horse
>>586975197Super Creek
>>586975197No such thing because BEWD is not a support and needs support so literally cannot have a support equivalent.
>Yugikeks>2026This is a zoomer general you cringe millennials
>>586975194Proof?
>>586974917no u mambwo
Have sex with umas.
How do you even localize Helios? I keep seeing twittards crying and saying "they know japanese."But I see no one offering like actual feedback, its just endless JOP bitching. I think changing it to brainrot retard speak is fine what else is the alternative? Have her speak full on n-word ghetto speech like "Fo' all y'all biotches who wanna find shiznit!" ??? But people in Japan don't describe Helios gyaru speech as ghetto inspired, thats from the 90s and Helios isn't a 90s gyaru either, they really describe her way of speaking as borderline over the top cutesy gibberish.
>>586974917I'm waiting for exilecon to start while some schizo keeps namedropping me bwo. that's life sometimes
>>586975417You want me to have sex with Opera O!?!?
>>586975398That one picture I saw of her
>>58697550190s valley girl
>>586975508Stop pretending V
>>586975519Yeah
>>586975501California girl
>586975571Example of said schizo
tm umank o
>>586975501>How do you even localize Helios?Like a cheap prostitute.
>>586969174it's all good! by semi-emergency it was mainly my dad needing bacon for his barbecue so I had to make a quick supermarket run for it I could have won AIEEEEEE
Palmster
>>586975730i would pay at least a medium price
>>586975501I don't know.But i just find Helios really really funny and likeable with her zoomer speaking.It has her own charm that maybe is not so related to OG.
>>586975501>How do you even localize Helios?Shove the dyke into a woodchipper then pay some fat neckbeard> I think changing it to brainrot retard speak is fineWell you're a tasteless retard
Bed breaking sweaty sex with El Condor Pasa (the mask stays on during sex)
>>586975850what exactly is a cheap price or a medium price
>>58697572467 children at least
>trying to make room on friends list>see someone on list whose parent seems shit>about to kick>borrowed FIFTEEN THOUSAND TIMES>suddenly terrified to remove themI-is it actually a god tier parent and im a retard?
I tire of this argument
>>586975850Enjoy your STDs and obliterated eardrums.
bamboozler
>>586975923>and im a retard?yes
>>586975923Post it so we can judge
>>586975923post it
>>586975501>zoomer never read a gyaru manga in his life
>>586975923post your shaft instead
>>586974657Debuffs are only banned on certain tracks. Introducing it early wouldn't do anything.
>>586975964how much extra for those
>>586975923i have a dogshit parent from URA that has 12k borrows. normies grab the weirdest shit.
>>586975706I will now pull for your shichi (good version), cyge.
>>586976153they're b& on the tracks where they're the most impactful, i.e. most of themIntroducing it early would substantially improve CMs.
all i have is a humble dober who gets plapped 10 times a day
all i have is a humble zoomer that gets plapped 10 times a day
>>586976321You're talking to a debuffer propagandist.
>>586975923You actually want to prioritize removing these because the owner will never change the uma if they're getting that many borrows. There's a useless 9* stam dober with no skills that I had followed that is probably still getting tons of borrows.
>>586976359Cute!>>586976438GROSS
reminder that you're not allowed to plap your trainee
>>586975501>How do you even localize Helios?Be more clever with wordplay and actually educate your audience through dialogue instead of just introducing gibberish.Example: In Sono Biske Doll, Marin constantly tries to pull a slang in each of her phrases, in Fansubs (at least on my country) they are translated not as familiar slangs but something that sounds like what she said in japanese but with the familiarity of my language.But I guess you can't expect that kind of thought from people that work at Cygames right now, their work is lazy and as seen with that infamous photo of them using DeepL, I don't trust any of them to do a good job.
>>586976153>>586974657Debuffers weren't even that hot before 564. Just change the skill to not work with debuffs.
reminder that gyaru was never a real cultureall they had is their clothes, their slang was manufactured years after they went extinct by anime, especially porn doujinshi
all i have is a humble mother that gets plapped 10 times a day
>>586976558just make them ineffective on everything but sprint/mile trackssolved.
All I have is a humble master that gives me treats 10 times a day
>>586976558I'm talking about a simple gold debuff ban. Remove that and all the lazy casuals and sweaty cunts will banish (which is good for multiplayer)
>>586976550>on my country
Reminder that mares are dangerous.
>>586976884HOLY TITS
>>586976550you replied to bait and feedback was never expected
>>586976884
>big penisI'm offended.
>>586976865why?
>>586976884>Internet so slow janny deleted it before I could finish loadingI hate this
>>586976762waow. same!
Sex with Bakushin danchou!
>>586977087it was mid sloppa anyways
Great, now I'm hard and thinking of cows.
it's called S- wait wtf is that
>>586976658
>>586977314I NEED TO SKIBIDI RIZZ HER GYATT SO BAD
>>586977169didnt that guy get mindbroken and join a different club
>>586976865this happened to me after kawapri won plat in the sprints
>>586977427gross
>>586977314next uma confirmed???
>>586977261erp with one of the agp nonnies in your club
>>586977429could be worsemy danchou got mindbroken and fucking died
>>586976865She is perfectly safe.
>>586977636Keb-sama...
>>586977643Year 1 umas are so fucking ugly
>>586977643her umanko is not a dick gulliotine it's just a hydraulic press
>>586977169isn't that the same guy who'd write multiple paragraph long rants itt about how much he hates foids or whatever
>>586977804my danchou does this
>>586977758Learn Japanese, fatty.
>>586977314>for some reason people hate thisit's peak.
first palmster careerthe first career must be on URA finale with thematic support cards
>>586976865Who's the safest mare?Is it Pearl?
>>586978002Nishino Flower
my danchou is a bottom
>>586977946>the first career must be on URA finaleIt depends on character.Like Hokko career fits really well with GL.
Good night friends!!
>>586978002Yeah sure...
>>586975636>>586975563How would that translate to text? Some of the defining features of the valley girl accent was their vocal fry and inflection, i.e. speech based rather than vocabulary based. I agree that it would be more preferable to whatever we got but it seems harder to carry across in text and Zoggames just went for the lazy, bad option over putting in the effort
>>586978073You sure about that?
Are we getting enough shards for a crystal before Ramonu comes out?
>>586978097that's not true people actually go to your concert at the end of GLunlike Tomakomai LMAO
>>586964463SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>586978215we should, yea
>>586978097which scenario do you think is best for paamesan
>>586978073
>>586978215uhh yes? we've already gotten enough crystals for several shardsyou didn't brick yourself by spending them before Ramonu did you...?
>>586978215I'm a flatliner at 15 rainbow shards, didn't get the one from the carnival and there's two more events before ramonu's banner ends so yeah
>>586977314>no cap and skibidi in the big 2026
>>586977314i love how much this one line annoys every schizo out there since last night
my danchou is boypregnant
>>586978304I don't have her yet, so i don't really know what's going on with her career
>>586977314Tray Tray is better than T- Rain desu
me on the right
>>586978219
>>586978109I pulled for pearl simply because she gave me a boaner but I ended up loving her simply because she's really fucking funny. her dumbass lobby dialogue about getting really into some kids show because she watched it with biko is beautiful.
>>586978637your right or my right
Umamusume?
Stego cute.
>>586978104Good night
>>586978658She is great. I love her eccentric ways and how much she cares for others. Also yeah she is really funny.
>dismiss Helios as teen Gen z gyaru slop at first only zoomers like>gets me bricked up nowwhy did she grow on me like that
is power ruby bait for the dirt CM?
>>586978802>Reddit Tachyon
>>586978002safe because they're too innocent to even think of it:ulalayepperssafe because they don't have the balls to do itvodkarubysweepy
What the fuck is this.
>>586978974Sex
>>586978889
>>586978365>didn't flatline>also have 15wtf i missed one
>retarded trannies getting fake upset over OUT OF DATE ZOOMER SPEAKway to out yourself fakers
>>586978827>>586978658There is not a single bad Uma in that gen, they're all wonderful.Yes, even Fukukitaru that crazy bitch.
She is so close now...
>>586979146Helios is already speaking in an outdated way so it fits
>>586978637me on the left.
>>586979151
I hope you're happy, danchou
>>586979151Fuku is my umawife. Dont be so mean to her...
>>586978073nyoppers
>>586979187so close to being raped in the trainee dorms...
>>586979286Your wife needs some meds.
>>586978974An uma
>>586979051Why is Vodka normal?
>>586979270Little fatty needed more exercise anyway.
>>586979256the sex council discussion the next rape victim (me)
>>586979251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-iHrs4VUUY
>>586979331She just needs this 7.
>>586979242hai hai *eats you*
>>586979115>15anon... you missed two...
>>586979485the rizz council determined you're too much of an, and I quote, "unc frfr like cringe baka", sorry
zoomamusume
So does Helios want to fuck Torena?
>>586979187>>586979324Ugly tomboy
>>586978974A clear sign that she needs to be impregnated as soon as possible
>>586979790No, ruby
>>586979861ugly baldy
>>586979790Her character arc is>wants to fuck rubyto>wants to fuck trainer (and ruby)
UWAAAAAAAAAAH ITS SO BEAITUFUL PAMAAAAAAAA
>>586979980Made for Gold City
>>586979187who is that?
>>586978641I really do appreciate that the artist made my hair less grey than it actually is.
>>586980002nuh uh she is super mega yuri coded mkay? she is ONLY for ruby who cucks her with her toraina or more likely yet another FEMALE uma you incel cuck>>586980081>doesnt play the gameher card is already in the game you retarded fagg
>>5869800027 and this is real
Ugly? Bald? Fat? Yum
>>586980164>>586980164>>586980164
>>586980017Retarded Palmer
>>586980002Palmer bros...
>>586980017she wants to runaway... holy fucking kino
>>586978078brick danchou...
>>586977429yes, the jonger one. Hope he's happy over there!
