>Patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>586795852
I miss filter anon
I tried to offer a solution and some ergie started being hostile you deserve it you deserve everything
thread yurmed
>>586943597>completely functional with all enemiesI actually didn't know that, I assumed it was just the empty map.
>>586958783said no one ever. not even the incoming raped opposite reply.
i just want to watch an erg game
he likes to watch
>>586945162I can post male characters instead if that's what you prefer
>>586959286I'll stream again next week just for you ok? you should make a wow forever account in the meanwhile and join the elden ring related sensation, it even has a big tree or two and it even has rings and dragons and beastmen worgens
>>586959742shut it slut
>>586959770Yeah lets recommend the recovering drug addict some fent.
>>586959742he looks like a beatle or like robin pecknold in 2010
>>586959770okay yeah maybe if i can get some people to start fresh together with me, which is probably never happening.
>another regular is playing deadlock
gg return of the greatbow raider
is this ergie stalking our ergulars????
Sludgetina
gg gigadel, i spent too much at the shop>no tornado cancel-rep
>>586960598gg my bad I ran out of stamina running back towards him like an idiot
>>586959052There is no "sounds like". I objectively won the debate. Now I get to enjoy reminding him of his loss.
>>586959156he owns you retard
>>586960213you need to at least try, if you go in game and ask in a major capital for groups welcoming total newbies you will get invited to several guilds at once for you to choose from, and outside the game surely there are several discord servers with lots of people are happy to teach wow to new players and I would even show you around myself if I weren't already busy with my husband, it's a very fun game world that lets lots of little magical moments between random players happen on the daily and a much nicer place to make friends than /vg/
shut the fuck up subhuman
>>586961023hehe I am labeling you Exhibit F for the near future use
>>586960794I was a third person party to that whole debate and that definitely wasn’t the case so I don’t see what’s so “objective” about it anyway leave this in the previous thread please I don’t care to see this one shat up with it.
>>586960775>out of stamina i just stick close to him, even if it means i take a bit of damage
Beautiful girls in thread
playing deadlock with terrtina and sludgetina
>>586961626why are you trans
>>586959742fjolnir…
>>586961689tgirlies are ergie culture
>>586961337>1337Nice>I was a third person party to that whole debate and that definitely wasn’t the caseYou're judging based on superficial stuff like how people "look" in a debate. You care more about perception than facts. Perception is all subjective nonsense. If you think I looked bad during the argument, then you can say I lost... subjectively. But if you observe the facts, I won objectively.
>>586961846Faggot
graceless tarnished unfit to be cinder
>>586961626Oh we would win every game!
>>586962337I didn’t say Devil Knight and Salvare
>greasecuck still cryingcinema
>>586962509Is devil good at pvp. I’d say he’d be too slow. Salvare is pretty mid.
>>586962716>Cries eternally over "browns"
>>586962957More like he'd be a cheaterjeet lol
>>586962957devil couldn’t cheat so no. salvare is mid. would lose a lot
It’s 60 games and 35 points (2points for win/1 for loss) to play ranked in deadlock
Fuck you cunt
>>586963119>cries eternally over anti-browns
>>586962957Not either of those people but I usually get to the point in fighting games where I'm going 50/50 at the gates of mid level play then stop playing
>>586964360Check the previous thread:>9 unprompted mentions of "brown">6 unprompted mentions of "jeet"The thread before that:>13 unprompted mentions of "brown">33 unprompted mentions of "jeet"The thread before that:>11 unprompted mentions of "brown">16 unprompted mentions of "jeet"It's almost like you're a cancer.I periodically remind you that you lost that debate, and you get rattled.
what kind of build should this new xbot have?
>>586965184No one asked
>>586965492>unpromptedIt's just the contemporary go-to insult like "fag" or "loser"Get with the times
@creasyDo you think you’re a better player than Salvare
>>586965492>crying over "brown" and "jeet" and some brown bashing from months ago
>>586965734that's an arcane caster
@creasyYou should play Deadlock with terr and sludge
>>586965841I'm good at posting stuff that no one asked about. One of my most powerful traits
>>586966013They’re about the same
>>586966013I never really thought about Salvare's skill one way or another. So I guess he's a solid player. Because I would have noted if he was bad.
>>586965878You would think that, until someone has an unironic meltdown about brown people being in their quintessential European fantasy. And then you realize that some people aren't just using generic insults.
>>586966074there are no good arcane spells
>>586965184AKA casualoid scrubty
>>586966414He thinks you’re bad
>>586966635>quintessentialI don't think you know what that word means. I think you got it mixed up with "essential" or "epitome"
@creasyworst player you encountered?
>>586966642use dragons and fly spam probably
>>586966414>>586966013but I did notice he was playing better than me against the dogs last game.(Aside from that one hiccup where he and poodoo both downed) I kind of feel bad for letting him down. If I just survived 1 more megaslam, we might have had the game.>>586966721Can I see these communications?
>>586966635they're generic insults precisely because they're bad.>wait a minute, you mean the people using fag as an insult hate actual fags?
>>586966782I do not have the word mixed up with essential or epitome.>>586966824Nakadashi.
>salvare losthow weak
>>586967113Why are you telling me? Tell that to the other anon who made the claim.
>>586967115Quintessence is "the fifth element" which is aether, so "quintessential" means "of or relating to the aether"
>>586966989You're probably better than me now since you've been trying hard solo. I posted a picture saying I was in trouble when I got matched with you and Sludge the other day for shits and giggles but in all honesty you're both better players than me, I'm well aware of how exceedingly average I am. Also I'm awful at pvp so you guys wouldn't want to play with me in duskbloods anyway
>>586967228Save us from the schizoids and namedropping dramafarmers revchamshama ougghhh
>>586967270Salvare backtracking his shit talking
Devil won
>>586967247You're missing the important part of the meaning. Something that is quintessential is supposed to be representative of something. Something that is quintessential represents the essence of the idea.
Salvare lost, Creasy won
check these quints
>>586967369Shut it devilcuck
>>586967573No, that's a misconception. Quint = fifth, essence = element. It's like how people use "literally" to mean "figuratively"
>>586967239dude are you retarded? the insults trace their origins to despised groups and were prompted here by anon behavior, not just random lashing out at browns.
>>586967270>You're probably better than me now since you've been trying hard solo.If you say so. I simply haven't been paying attention that closely, so I can't say.I would prefer not to make things into a dick measuring contest. But that's unfortunately what the namefag obsessed individuals want. They call out names and stir up shit. Don't let their doubts become your limitations.
>>586967971I disagree.What is the fifth element?
>>586967971literally nobody says this
>>586968082Again, I'm not the one who made the claim that the insults have no deeper meaning. The other anon tried to make the insults sound shallow and baseless. Tell him, not me.
>>586965734that's a pre-flood jew
>>586969040no retard you made the claim that it was unprompted brown mentions just like yours, when they were generic insults targeted at anons, tracing their origin to browns. do you have a learning disability or something
I'm too fucking stupid to be good at anything
I hate when randos kill stuff you charm with the branch. Did none of these people play Elden Ring? It's so fun having a little demi monkey or soldier helping you with invaders
>>586969581What the actual fuck are you talking about?You can't say the insults are generic while simultaneously saying that in your heart, you maintain the essence of what the insult means.The term "fag" gets thrown around by people who don't necessarily have anything against gay people. I do it quite often. I really don't have anything against gay people, but I'll call you a fag.The difference here, is that you actually hate brown people, so when you call people brown, you're calling them the thing that you hate. That's not a generic insult.The other anon tried to argue that calling people brown was just a contemporary thing. Like how calling people fag was. But that's simply not the case.So again, you need to tell that other anon that you actually hate brown people, so he knows that your insults aren't generic.
will the erdtree dlc go on sale this winter?
>>586970646the insults are generic because the target doesn't actually have to be brown, indian, or have any specific characteristics, dumbass. as opposed to a personal insult that touches on something specific to them. how fucking stupid are you
>>586971286In a different context, you might have a point. But we're discussing who is seething about what. And if you use the an insult that you think is loaded with meaning because you're still seething about browns, then it's not the simple generic insult that the anon made it out to be.You call people brown and jeet, because you seethe about brown people.
>>586971993so are you seething about fags every time you use it as an insult?
>>586972406No, I'm not. But that's because I don't hate gay people. But the people calling everyone brown actually hates brown people, so they are seething.
>>586972752if i call someone a pig, do you think that means i'm seething at pigs
>>586973190Do you hate pigs?
>>586967343>>586967228Awesome exebaby factories
>>586973389no, but i view them as lower lifeforms. now why would you use fag as an insult unless you thought being a fag is bad
>>586973632https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YSwPQWMxw88
>>586967120Salvare won and owns you actually
>>586973741>jew parkNot beating the allegations
>>586976185>>586975969>>586973741Shut the fuck uppppp holy fuck stop ruining this fucking place shut up you fuckin faggots what the actual fuck is wrong with you shut the fuck up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>586976185Retard
burying creaster beneath the erdtree roots
>>586977508Shut the fuck up you indian bitch
1/3 my dudes
Can the mods just ban /erg/ already? These threads are at full capacity off-topic schizoshit, there's not a single reply chain actually on-topic on any of the recent threads. Just ban this shithole already just like they were mass deleting /dsg/ back in the day. We can't kill the schizos but at least we can take them down with us
>>586978489chaos...
if they banned erg how would i queue on the passie
>>586979652add devil knight on discord and trio with him and zdrada
>>586978451omw
>>586978489/dsg/ was legit 1 or 2 samefags. this is just a stagnant game thread so shitposts fill the time and stand out more.
>>586978451did you get a game
>>586979652join da erg cord
>>586980762What an absolutely moronic take, what the fuck are you talking about? Yes man the game activity has slowed down, does that automatically mean we need 100 posts about namefags and brown people and other political shit every hour? What????????? ??????????
>>586978489We need novelAI anon to save us
guys the game is a few years old obviously we need 24/7 off topic shitposting duuuuuuuuh look at what a wholesome and enlightened centrist i am, everyone is in the wrong here!
>>586981581Don't feed the trolls brother
um look bro um the game is like, kind of old bro, so like, obviously we just need the most insufferable dipshits in the universe to spam all day every day, every minute, every second, every day, every second, every minute, every millisecond duhhhhh loook im shiftyduck im soooooo neutral and dont even care hhehhhh
the ergoiym have gone insane
>>586982007Stop posting you're ruining erg
Demi-Human Chieftains at Level 1 without rolling and in first personhttps://streamable.com/luo07dI got hit but I don't care because this fight is dogshit even normally.
>>586983447me?
>>586981581i didn't say we need them, that's just the nature of threads newfag. seethe about it harder i'm sure your popped blood vessels will help.
>>586981648>>586981794these melties are surely deterring trolls whose entire purpose is to provoke you
>>>/v/751078872ergie spotted in vee
oof nice attempt duchessI would've 9bar'd if given the chance that raider build was terrible for hotdogs
>>586985096names? not even shitposting, i want to know who was in that nightmare lobby
>>586985894banished GAWDs.... i kneel
>>586985869Kill yourself
>>586985869queue and become the nightmare lobby
>>586986549now now, theres no need to be upset>>586986785wouldn't be a nightmare lobby if i did but I can queue in a bit
yurmoils will destroy ergistan
>>586986549How odd. I didn't make this post.
>>586987989epic
Flying Dragon Agheelhttps://streamable.com/2mxn8g
>>586989323awesome
>>586989323really slaughtered that abomination
>>586984084yes, (You)>>586984972that’s your conqueror
>>586977508Lol>>586978489That didn’t happen with /dsg/ outside of maybe a few duplicate threads, it just died because it was like 1-2 people like >>586980762, that said there have been like 1 or 2 generals that were wholesale banned and deleted, but this place doesn’t even come close to how bad those were yet, we’re talking constant raiding of other generals and and nonstop full on porn posting iirc, it takes a lot to get a general hit like that
>>586968875>>586968872Read a book
>>586989323Doing this to rya
>>586965770cool what is it? it looks cool
Imagine having a cute tgirl erg gf cheering you on and cuddling you on a Friday night
>>586990963Kill yourself.
>>586989323this is really funny actually
>>586985894didnt even know they could parry
1/3 queue up
>>586990802It's none other than kino souls 2 ofcourse
>>586990802irithyll of the boreal londo
There's a Z-tier /dsg/ypsy in the queue.
>>586991991wow, it looks like it is a good game
The Z-tier /dsg/ypsy has left the queue
>queue random d5>stuck at 2/3 for a whileit's so over now
Queued for a while
I refuse
I will do what I want and you can't stop me
>>586994217>>586992197Those was a close call…
>>586987286not your shithole
>>586987286your heavenpad
Are people actually queueing right now? I thought I was being memed
>>586998374yeah
>>586998374I was but it took too long so I went randoms, just finished up that game so now I'm in erg queue again
>>586998495thank you for your service
>>586989323deserved. fuck misbegottens
>>586985894Raped by that redcel
Nightmare lobbu
Love that little *pling* in Nightreign's title screen music.
looks like someone fell asleep queuing
>>587000317i like when it goes OOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOO
What's the point of there being spells that take up three fucking spell slots? There aren't any in the dlc.
>>587001543genius nippon balancing
gg I spent runes before I forgot I was saving them for demon plating
gg gregdog>"prevents slowing of skill">(skill loses full charge after a while)so that was a fucking lie?
>>586967270you're a better player than you think you are>>586978489just do your part whenever the shitposters try to derail the thread with you know, those spammy and cringe-inducing posts. that or ignore them, nothing much we can do but at least we don't need to stoop down to their level of brain damage.
Now what
>>587005559queue up
>>587005559we just die
2/3
that was bloody awful
Even though I carried biggly
God dammit. I finally have a half decent fight against Dancing Lion, and then I die to Dreglord when he only has 1/6th of his health left.The run was really bad.Got interrupted by balancers on day 1 before I could kill the second invader. Then on day 2, I waste a lot of time in sleepy swamp, looking for invaders there. I linger above, killing the crab, waiting for them to spawn, but they don't. So I go halfway down, and get the spawn message, except I don't see them or hear them. I creep back up above, but accidentally aggro some of the soldier and figure I should kill them before attracting the attention of the invaders. But the soldier 1 shots me with a fucking warpick.Having seen no signs of the invader, I creep back in, kill the soldier with my runes, and leave. Killing the second invader at the other spot.(they were next to each other)So half a day is wasted, just to get the invader that I should have gotten on day 1, if the balancers didn't interrupt me.The castle is crucible, and only at level 10, I kill him, before the circle begins closing again. I don't get to kill any of the crucibles before getting rained out. Stupid tanky fuckers.Only level 12, I miraculously kill the dancing lion only downing once. Probably because my main weapon at that point was Scholar's rapier. Rapiers are so fast that it feels like I'm playing a different game. I actually get time to attack and dodge both.But no full HP negations, no taking damage negations, no successive negations, and only a charge negation. And Only 2 invader damage bonus, with a scholar rapier, just isn't enough to win.
>>587006649Oh, and I accidentally leveled up instead of buying the ending grace in the sanctuary. As soon as I realized what I had done, I knew I was going to lose.
>>587006787you could've jumped off the cliff to get your runes back no?
>>587006382Our sludge qween is so powerful
>>587006849I don't know. I never died at the sanctuary before. I don't think I want to try that out either.
I'm sad. They took my measly 400 points, and now I have to win 2 games just to get back to even. But I don't have the energy for 1 game, let alone for 2. Losing a game is mentally draining.
>>587007339D4-5 is bullshit desu, you have to win 3 games for every loss to even be making progress
God I really like young lion's set, but I don't want to be a Kevin...
>>587008980hi mommy
nightmare ed libra into ed augur, rough day for megg big fish
gg jellydog epicly poggered
>>587008980futa slime gf
>>587010264erg girls
gg once in a blue moon jellyfishthanks for the carry
>>587010404Zamnity you did carry
>>587010404
>>587010404>>587010864What went wrong
>>587006382More like smally
>>587010864terrifying
>>587011319>rusty returning player>slutge merchant probably doing some meme caster caker dormant whips attack power up on death blighted bullshit>sissysucc the gaol queenyou tell me
>>586989323>elden ring if it kino >>586993052looks can be deceiving
was that guy really talking about me? still can't believe it
>>587012908why is it deceiving? is it unfun? I would like to try it someday
>>587015465no, i wouldn't believe it
Elden Ring BUT I Can ONLY LEVEL UP From PvP
>>587016906napstarf did a challenge like that
>>587008194I enjoy larping as a clueless noob with Radahn's set, then getting invaded and raping the invader with their guard down
>>587018291post webms of it or you are gay liar faghoe
>>587016906That's the inverted summoning pool challenge. Where you can only level up by helping a host to completion. And then you turn off that summoning pool when you're done.
>>587018832I'd like to have tried that sooner but nowadays it will proably be torturously slow, it's a good one
^ slave
You are ONLY allowed to reply to this post if you know about the secret extra Golden Seed in Mohgwyn Palace or if you're an xbot.
>>587020571what's the mush pov supposed to be here exactly? I'm mush, looking at an anime girl?
>>587021735The one on that ledge?
>>587021735Anon, it's been almost five years, I'm pretty sure everyone knows about the double dupe single run seed.
>>587021863That's elf
>>587021735have you ever fished any xbots in here, slut?
>>587021735What seed
>>587021985I am still discovering new things every day :)
anyone wanna queue?
>>587022463Sure, you will have to carry me though
>>587022557well my streak is at 0 anyway lets go
>>5870224632/3
Söytch 2 sisters...
>>587024017you're making mario cry
I’ll be home in like 5 and queued if you guys don’t already have a game
gg horse shield crash does a lot of damage but feels so awkward to actually use
>>587026015gg we do not talk about that red bbk kek
>>587026015>>587026067GG, thx for that white successive, I would have not have any damage negation otherwise.
>>587026105I bought it from the store
>>587026298The super merchant? Guess I scrolled too fast.
>>587026348I'm pretty sure it was the regular merchant I had it quite early
queuers?
gg big guy
dogshit wyldsaar
>>587028942don't trust this screen. He edited it to remove my saar sense.
gg the nightmare firemane invader camp situation is crazy
>>587029031rip all you had to do was stand still during his cuhrazy combo
>>587029048Yeah, I think salvare tried to ult the archer but it failed? My 2 bombs could not make him fall so he was not in his regular place.>>587029112I know but I was in recovery animation and in bad position at the start
Queueueueue
>>587029248my bad I think I was just a bit too far away to actually hit him with my ult
>>587029398^this, desu
the queuers reign the night
dead queue
mortal shell 2 is giving me nook and cranny fatigue
Dark Souls 2 fanboys, care to explain yourselves? https://youtube.com/watch?v=gi0hJ9LQDSQ
>>587029048once every 20 times we go there for whatever reason the footsoldier there is already aggro'd and i fail the bomb kill
>>587032330What does that mean, you're tired of checking every room before moving on?
>>587032508If you have a firebomb, you should be able to knock down the knight without even being on the very top where the two enemies are. Just be on the 2nd highest platform, turn around, look up, jump and throw it under him, the explosion goes through the floor and knocks him forward.
>>587032915thats what I do chungussy
Did everyone leave the q?
i was q ing DOE
Is stars of ruin that good for revives? never seems that great when im using it
>>587032330muh exploration
>>586996598>>586997231he owns you fag
>>587032558and every corner of every room that connects to 2-3 other rooms that also have mini dungeon portals and then open up 3 paths that split into 3 paths each to god knows where and what the fuck was i doing again
>>587033268Who is “he”, fag?
>>586997986>>587033268don’t talk to/about yourself subhuman
>>587016906no one said this
>>587034082Hey
>>587034208hello :)
I Reincarnated as the Strongest Omen in the Lands Between with a Cheat Rune!
>>587021735Shut up Xslutta bend over
>>587034634FUCK YOU
>>587035264no fuck you leather man
gg, nice giants braid corpse drop
What does queue looks like rn?
>>587035482gg whip gang
gg I didn't want to play duchy but all went well
>>587035482you're beautiful
>>587033887>>587034082that poster raped you get over it
>>587035482>>587020571>>587008980>>587005559We love these
>>587036484>said anon to the mirror
>>587035482 >>587020571 >>587008980 >>587005559 We hate these
^ opposite post therefore defeated
>>587036484>dodges the questionToo obvious as always parasite you couldn’t rape a fly if you tried pipe down
>>587037332PC>>587037339Phone
^ schizo cuck jeet moment
>>587024017Kek>>587035482I miss him…
>>587037426I miss Mushking too...
>>587037420>>587037332Hello gaped anon
GG Lavabros >Go to India>Get poo thrown>Instant madness
>>587037363clocked his ass nice work
>>587037604I'm sure you know all about that saar k***ht
>>587037604gg dragon again
>>587037608Sucked his cock with haste nice work slut.
>>587037518Those posts didn’t mention rape or gape. Do you just say that shit at random?
>>587037885Rape is erg culcha
>>587037885The posting style is that of a gaped anon
Miyazaki's intended goal with Demon's Souls was for each of the five archstones and bosses to feel unique and not just fighting the same guys over and over again.Miyazaki's intended goal with Dark Souls was to create one large vertical map instead of five separate maps.Miyazaki's intended goal with Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3 was to combine Demon's Souls hub area with The Doll and Firekeeper being clear Maiden in Black expy and Dark Souls interconnected level design with the world design being more linear.Miyazaki's intended goal with Elden Ring was Dark Souls 3 with "open field". He admitted to testing things in the Dark Souls 3 DLCs.
>>587038870I dont care
>>587038870
the next post has one chance to convince me to play nightreign today
>>587037878gay
>>587039158Congratulations, you got him to play Nightslop.
>>587037518you forgot your post here maggot >>587036484 be less obvious
>>587038870Ok. And?
>>587039879Can you dial back the sperg rage? Thanks.
>>587012161I was running straight swords. I couldn’t attack much because the Marikas hammer taker and Elmer wyldcuck wouldn’t leave me alone
We require trishtina gock and feet to save the erg
im 1/3 send help
>>587040217I only have her ass, would that save erg?
>>587040980Got her ass.
>>587040217rancid mushjeet post
The bird? He WILL NOT go down!
How can you tell if the Guardian is a phoenix? You CAN’T because he WILL NOT go down!
Reminder that if you didn't finish the original 1.0 console versions, you didn't beat the game
Is Guardian a pussy eater? He WILL NOT go down!
Whats the difference between Guardian and AI stocks? He WILL NOT go down!
What’s the difference between Guardian and og Bloodborne’s frame rate? He WILL NOT go down!
What’s the difference between Guardian and the enemies HP bar? He WILL NOT go down!
>>587042802>>587042913>>587043000>>587043112>>587043204
What’s the difference between Guardian and nightreigns player count? He WILL NOT go down!
Bot or schizo?
The Guardian was brought to court for his collection of anime images? He WILL NOT go down
I don’t have anymore jokes, the format has restricted my creativity.
queueueue
I was maybe going to make a joke about not letting the 2/3 go down to 1/3 but I can’t word it.
What’s the difference between Guardian and these jokes? He WILL NOT go down (well)!
Guardian just invested all of his murk into SpaceX? He WILL NOT go down
Guardians will notHe will notThey should not
Could not Do not
We're goin' up, up, up, it's our momentYou know together we're queuein'Gonna be, gonna be queuin'
Passed out sleeping without brushing teeth again
Guardian blocking gravity. Hubris of our thoughts. Met a guardian called Berlin Wall, didn’t do it. A destruction of our ego. Mesmers crusade. Guardians digital twinning, making a better version of myself.
>Met a guardian called Berlin Wall, didn’t do it.This one was pretty good desu
Guardian went up mountain > stayed there forever [joke demanded it]Never seen anyone, probably died up there.
Guardian diagnosed with downs syndrome, called it ups, it wasn’t…
The guardian falls and we fall. Prop up his corpse. Birdmeat! Birdmeat scream the crowd! We must depend on him, show after season 4 need a strong lead. We’re never letting go, never moving forward. We’ll keep leaning on a broken man
erp
sex with phoebe
sex with elf
>>587046748You can't do that, she's built for Mush
what happened to phoebe where did she go we miss her
Sex with janny, but only if he cleans it up
*she
I am no Guardian. I am more fit to be a Wylder... I was unaware of my own blindness. We are feeble vessels, with feebler souls. We would cast aside the prop of life, only to face greater hardship. Are you another such fool, or something more?
more like fit to be an exedalit
gg mystery white birbs, did my ult cancel the grab on you or did I do a wyldsaar? I'm really not used to playing this character
exemaster owns you
>>587047324Shut up carried fruitcake
>>587047324im not entirely sure but it felt like it cancelled it at the least lol. thanks for the game
>>587047324>>587047441Names?
>no gg post imageschizo non game, person just talking to themselves
no it was real and im back in queue now
>>587047740my monitor is too big and my screenshot files are larger than the limit 4chan allows and I'm too lazy to manually crop it so I never post them
>>587047740It’s the steam group, leave them alone
>>587047978Your monitor now? Your fucking shitty monitor, fuck it fuck it damn it
free sex with elf for steam group applicants
the steamie groupie shall rise
>>587048592But they will fall without the guardian
Have steam group babies but raising them trishtina
I saw trishtina sit on a caligo once and she one shot it, what a fatass
trish x terr
nice thread ergies
so yurmy right now
>>587051738>ignores the two posts above youyou made it too obvious again
>>587043539Idk. We had a nice 8 or so hours. Back to the thread being completely unusable. See you in maybe 15 more hours or so.
>>587042517Not your current rapist/master/god sorry
>>587047978um bro? your snipping tool?
your sniping tool?
I get so sweaty when I'm playing games sometimes, my armpits are literally drenched and I need to put a tissue in there to soak up the sweat. Is this normal? Its not even hot and I'm not doing any real exercise I'm just sitting here playing games.
>>587054807mommy
>>587051738 kek raped
>>587054946subhuman
>>587054807some people are predisposed to sweating a lot more than others, especially if you live somewhere in constant cold your body develops a kind of fat tissue that works differently and which creates a higher body temperature for you when it is burnt and processed, making you sweat more even while inactive
>>587055449But this doesn't happen unless I'm playing games particularly when I'm getting the flight or fight response trying not to die.
Halberd Night's Cavalry (Limgrave) at level 1 without rollinghttps://streamable.com/ocag7vGarbage boss.
>>587057805sex
>>587057805Also in first person, I forgot to say that.
Reminder elf literally never once responded to you guys shittalking her she doesnt care or think about you at allShe won.
Of course she won. As I did.Now queue and carry me.
>>587058797He*
>>587058986Stop talking in 3rd person elf
>>587059059thats not elf, its yelf
brony is joining the list the next time xe 3bars
>>587059679The list of what exactly? Can you describe the purpose and the people on the list?
The GAWD tier list obviously
>>587058797Based Elf!
>>587060049No boobs? O_o
>>587060049kike
>>587037426Who used to post doros I don't even rememba
>>587060470dingle
>>587060049I think you should kill yourself.
>>587060470terr
>>587060576Why?
>>587058797Acksullay she did respond to Creasy one time and she did respond to me
>>587060470Skorvan my queen
>play well in deadlock>have a 0-15 drifter and loseIt’s not fair
>>587062520Don't worry anon I'm sure you'll win next game! Remember to stay optimistic.
drifterr
I’m I crazy or is this thread worse than usual
>>587063123absolutely
>>587063123hardly
>>587058797elf's never been the type to respond to shittalking but i imagine he's quietly seething
>>587063309He will kill himself one day and we will all cheer because of it.
>>587063434*she
>>587063309>>587063434Loudly seething and elfs superiority
>>587062256why are you calling him she
>>587063309>>587063434got his ass here
>>587063598Elf is a cute gal who effortlessly makes the ergies seethe
Doing silly things with Elf
jannies please do something about this
they ARE the jannies ergie can't you understand you've lost?
NO NO NOOO I'M GOING HOLLOW AIEEEEEE
>>587044737This happens to me sometimes but not recently thankfully >>587054807>>587055786Maybe try relaxing with something to calm it down
*Me standing over ergs corpse and going hollow*
>>587063625Sucked his cock with skill nice going threadslut.
>>587058797>>587060049>>587063579>>587064002so... she won?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oFqQD4csCq4&t=1s&pp=ygUUa25pZ2h0cyBvZiBkcmFuZ2xlaWM%3D&ra=mChills
>>587064002deranged idiot
>>587064778made me think, who takes the role of the crestfallen warrior in elden ring?
>>587064973don't post your routine in here
>>587065194subverted by roderika, who is crestfallen and ready to accept her face as a grafter but then inverts the trope by finding a new purpose and becoming essential to the player
>>587065194The bayle guy
>>587065273I’m not the one who posted >>587063625 that’s all you threadslut nice going.
>>587058797this is ridiculous because the timing of his cartoon image posts often betrays a quiet seethe that his own pride will not let him live down
>>587046889no we don’t and he probably ack’d
Elf got mad at being ranked correctly in C tier
>>587060049I think you need to live.
I'd heard awful rumours about erg, and I'm afraid they were all true.The terr, gone. The duck, ravaged. The burden on the elfs weighs heavy.I fear that by now, they may have scarce room in their hearts for ggs…
>>587065517this is true
>>587065425don't talk to yourself
>>587065273>said threadslut to the mirror
oh he's greentexting now, big mad
>>587065338makes sense, i thought diallos with all of his excuses and constant whining fits the crestfallen warrior better but then again he actually kind of redeemed himself in the end so that's that.
>>587066683>>587066574
mhm, seething
>>587067085Why? Just chill, it's not worth getting worked up over.
damage control
gg randums
>>587064973>>587065425>>587066581>>587066978>>587067312made the thread cumdumpster break character and reduced them to tears, not very nice of you.
I can queue in 1 hr and 13 minutes. Wait for me. {AGGRESSIVE TONE}
>>587066721actually yeah diallos fits the trope much better
Fuck off cunt
>>587068698wash my laundry, muppet puppet, then queue pw erg
1/3
isn't xhe funny?derailing the gennie for lulzreset xher IPthinks xher vocaroos are gold
Elf's pee
>>587069485youre so right that this place is heaven blessed, I stay gold cause I am angels' best!
Why exactly is there all this elf posting? Did something happen?
>>587064002truke
elf is queen of the ergieyogurts
>>587069916it's no different than terr posting, it is the handiwork of one genuinely unwell anon who has a compulsion for posting about someone on erg at regular intervals, in short it is the same mental illness that is observed every day, elf himself has not done anything out of the regular
>>587070079*herself
>>587070079Elf is a cute girl who looks like the girl she posts
>>587070079I'd say it's more of a mental handicap than an illness. Illness implies that it may get better.
I saw it go up to 2/3, get in pls
>>587070209>looks like the girl she posts>girl
>>587069485Kek>>587070079False equivalence go clean up your piss stained bed
>>587070495Oki time to job in Nightreign.
>>587070560>>587070209
oh man my game crashed, what a shame i was really looking forward to augur
3/3 sorry to third who dc'd during fish
>>587071316sex with elf
>>587069485O tha noggin is joggin'
>>587070459nomenclature pedantics, some handicaps are equally treatable, both are equally compulsive and evidently out of his own control, best we can do is regularly warn the lurkers about the true nature of this manchild's posts
>>587071743btw if your nogging has truly jogged enough, can you explain what he meant with the reset IP part? is it like a ban evasion thing? I haven't even been banned I just keep getting warned by a good natured janitor, btw my hυsband surprised me with american chips ahoy today even though I made an accident! they're really good and even I can share some with you and the janny if you explain to me my question
>>587071391isn't your game always crashing
>>587072762It's asian after all
>>587072762nah not really, i fixed that issue months ago
>>587073028what was causing it? one of our teammate regulars has his computer crash at the start of the match pretty much always every other time
>>587073509For me it was a cpu issue, downclocking the PCR in intel xtu by 2 fixed it
>>587071316>>587071665many feel this way
RIP DDK, getting Marais was too big powerup.
>>587072543>I can share some with you and the janny if you explain to me my question
gg poor horseyvery healthy wylder
>>587074341Another belanchad carry
>>587074341gg augur
>>587074531I'm too old and slow to carry, this was a zigger Wrequeue maybe?
sex with loathsome creature
>>587074741you get a game? i can queue
>>587075284no game get in here
>>587075140erg girls who look like this?
>>587075376q'd
>>587075465dust
c'mon we need a thirdtell me if you want your game spicy and I'll pick my shitty raider again
I ‘arried
>>587076298err' time
we need a turd
S tier lobby
>>587075140>doesn't even have a belly buttonKindred of Rot confirmed?
>>587076470game started without me? RIP
Miquella steals the heart of maleniahttps://files.catbox.moe/34te4o.png
>>587076616Y tho
>>587076606Rip
remember to add "queue" and "1/3" to your filter
>>587076616This is why Mike got gutted like a pig
gg hot cold dog
Further proof I am the premier carry gawd
lets get queueing yall
>>587058986Are you queued?
>>587079961uohhhhhhhh slutge queen
>>587079961gg obligatory fish ruining games that he's not even the boss of
nt mohg>pick raider>loseit do be like that
Holy shit this is awesomehttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/11173(may or may not be slopcoded but works anyway)
>>587080346not clicking until you explain the mod
>>587080346I can't hold the moral highground on slopcode shit any more. Someone made seamless co-op for AI Limit using slopcode>>587080393idk why he is hyping it up it's just something that speeds up animations in base ER lol
>>587065437not even true retard + you're jealous anons like her more than you
>>587080343idk why we skipped invaders to do mirandawe just failed to scale and died to zdps
>>587080274If you die in the rain it goes away and you don’t get the debuff. I do it all the time
>>587080854idk I got there late and just went along with itthere was no hope for dps with my raider in the team anyway
How are you idiots losing in 2026 genuinely
Nightmare lobby
>>587081593No sludge in the lobby
>>587081476How did you lose with zigger on the team?
The only boss I don't really have a specific preset for is Balancers. Maybe I ought to make a katana balancers duchess build or something.
>>587082134>c tier>russian>blue
>>587082134>S tier>russiaryan>blue
>>587082508barchonok!
It’s ok, clumsy has blocked everyone so they can sit in carry lobbies
Stop being depressed that you lost and requeue
>>587082827you're beautiful
>>587082741The cc tactic
>>587082134>me on raider with meme HP and double rally build (zpds)>wylder goes into mohg with no 6th sense and 1bar'd already>I die trying to res him, duchess does her bestmohg is just a shit boss to take your sweet time with, you need to roflstomp his ass or things will get out of hand
Sounds like you guys need a win to wash the loss out of your mouths. I suppose I can queue up and save the day :)
>>587083305Name first please
>>587083738naefy
>>587083815dequeuing
gg freaking easy dogdogs
>>587083023>>wylder goes into mohg with no 6th sense and 1bar'd alreadyYeah no this is the real throw. Even if you can take down the final field boss under perfect conditions, you just have to remind yourself there's no reason to push it and throw away a perfectly clean start to night 2. Ought to just hit a grace and head to the final circle instead of risking it.
>>587087536true I've fucked up perfectly good runs before trying to squeeze in one more boss on the way while the circle is closing. it's just never worth it.
>>587082134>zigger>goodlel
Elf princess is currently the best player on the passie
>>587088412Zigger is a great player actually
>>587088767elf is a mediocre player actually
>>587088854He is a negation hoarder and can barely handle aggro
Is there a site that uncovers the map including invader spawns?Or these truly random?
>>587033120>>587048592>>587050186>>587051297>>587062520>>587062715>>587064187>>587076362Still not your shithole
>>587082827common motivational amyGOD post
>>587089045Mental illness
>>587089184those posts are very mentally ill yes
Dogshit exejeet
mediocre duchjeeta
subpar raidcuck
>>587089754>>587089789>>587037363
>>587089038Seed finders yes, invader spawns are random but I mean you can just see where they are by looking around if you get mapless. I don't recommend seed finders though they will just make you worse at the game and it's not as fun
>>587089754You are mentally ill
I hate that they even used seeds at all. how hard is it to just code a truly random layout that just has to fulfill certain constraints? lazy ass devs.
>>587090792its even funnier because some of the seeds are fuckin horrendous. I think there's a Libra seed with castle covered day 1 on crater, forest boss is BBH, forest gaol is godskin duo. Nice "handcrafted seeds".
>>587090943>play video game with one and only selling point: its difficult>complain when its difficult
>>587091257pee yoo unc where did you get this bait, 2012?
where are my procedurally generated eldie catacombs
>>587091406He's damn near 40 with the reflexes of a 15 year old tweeker. If he can handle the difficulty, then so can you.
>>587092336I'm 31. Who do you think I am?
>>587092521terr
>>587092521holy unc
how old are ergies?
>>587094034im 20 guess who i am
>>587090742meant for >>587090447
>>587092521>>587094034Who cares
>>58709403432>>587094269trish
>>587094269you're the raped
>>587094269the loathsome trash
>>587094636The guy who said I'm 40 seemed to care
>>58709403434 just became a father, guess who I am
>>587096748terr
I parried
Phew, scary no LLTBT ED Balancers. I don't know if it was connection or nerves, but I was whiffing all the parries too.
gg red birds can't parry for shit when I'm not playing solo
>>587096748devil knight
>>587096901gotta parry early when theres latency/"ghost parries". I flip flop between wanting to parry them and just wanting to nuke them/play an hpslop build and not deal with latency shenanigans (and also having to wait for parryable moves, which the pink one almost never fucking does)
>>587096901Scary? I had 7 flasks
>>587097201Scary? It's all for naught...
>>587096828>>587096984nah I've been playing a lot more these past couple months since I'm on paternity leave until next week
>>587097201I find red birds to be too unpredictable with out the two LLTBT strategy. So it really wracks my nerves. The fight is exhausting, and I'm in a constant state of surprise.
>>587097473I don’t
>>587097997Holy fucking based yup that's another victory for armored kino 6
>>587083738>>587047621terr
fuck this game
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/11381?tab=description>Follow instructions>It just doesnt fucking workI fucking hate elden ring modding.
Incredibly unbased
>>587101875why
>>587101884>>587101875stupid
>>587102054cause fuck this game!
>>587102456but why and why haven't you collected any maps I don't understand
>>587102646Didn't need a map to navigate Boletaria in 2009, didn't need a map to navigate Lordran in 2011, and don't need a map to navigate The Creative Bankruptcy Between in 2026.
>>587102450>t. doesnt know how the mod works either
Merely opening one's mouth, is not an attack.https://streamable.com/cej6caSimilar deal here but a little different. I dodged the open mouth. However, its mouth is so wide, that the dodge couldn't physically clear the collision box. Thus, I'm dragged along with the attack. The hitbox of its mouth lingering long enough to deal damage post-roll.https://streamable.com/o3gufpAll I wanted to do was approach the boss. But apparently, it can summon an instant AoE that ticks for 1/4th of my health bar.https://streamable.com/r338dg
Why is she so RNG reliant compared to Rev?
>>587103369This is precisely why you should've watched my runs mister grease
>>587103369pretty much any lunge/charge attack turns the boss' entire body into a hitbox, it's really not difficult to understand
>>587103369Seems in the second on he did that slither forward attack that has two “attacks” but the cornered squished them together. Literally nothing you could’ve done *kisses your forehead*
>>587103597can she start with gravity well?
>>587104561no
>>587104121That's fucking dumb. Fromsoft's understanding of what a "lunge" is very loosely defined. Like some lunges are slower than a boss's non-damaging movements.It's also poorly telegraphed, because the little movement it does just before the the lunge looks super similar to its regular turning animation.Like, at least have some decency to add some fire aura or something.
>>587104652well that's the answer to anon's question
>>587103597She isn't though? She can start with magic glintblade which is the best spell in the game
>>587102856i do know actually all you have to do is drop it in me3
>>587102843>The Creative Bankruptcy Betweenkek too true
>>587105331I did that. Im steadily working on fixing it. My PC wanted to reset to have Me3 actually fucking enable and the mod still doesnt work.
>wanna play er again>remember sote exist
>>587103597Sorcery pool is wayyyyyyy more consistant than incant pool. All your purples are at least actually magic damage and you start with pebble which is very reliable
>>587103369if you have siliuras on dogs you should be L2'ing. no wonder you keep jobbing to hotdogs.
>>587109690too soon bwi
>>587020571>>587021863>>587037450>>587053685>>587046828shit scented mushpakijeet unc pedo groomer pest gross nigger self namesaardropping postscease jeet
I miss Madison...
I'm playing sekiro rando and chained ogre is a seven spears and I don't have mikiri
>>587112965Yeah, just use the super committal attack during the phase where aggro is on me. That makes sense.Tell me you don't play the game, without telling me you don't play the game.
nobody knows where you are how near or how far
>>587116498Yes unironically cuz you can line them up like a skewer.
there's a room where the light won't find you
what are you singing
FEAR ME YOU LORDS AND LADY PREACHERSI DESCEND UPON YOUR EARTH FROM THE SKIES
over and over againlight with a sharpened edgecut through the blank empty space we call sky
>>587115105>no muh mental illness for thishmmm
>>587115105>said anon to his mirror
Heh... I just keep getting better.>>587117512This super cropped image means nothing. You could have taken that in any situation.But regardless, I don't think it's worth kiting the dogs around, waiting for heavily RNG dependent window of opportunity to get a single L2 in, before I have to wait again for another opportunity.This is all irrelevant btw, because I only job to ED dogs, and the fight wasn't ED, so there was nothing to worry about.And I haven't been taking the holy great spear into the fight very often as of late. Because I've been trying to learn how to dodge their attacks, and playing the run-away game doesn't help me learn.So basically, nothing you said is particularly relevant to me.
and it seems to meyou lived your lifelike a candle in the wind
my baby sneed
What are the lore implications behind stat requirements? Rain of Stars and Rain of Fire both need 52 int/faith and they’re both functionally the same spell.
>>587126050i have a deep suspicion that the olivinus sorceries take up less intelligence than the karolos sorceries due to their more lively or independent nature; olivinus sorceries consist of numerous projectiles with superior tracking power, while karolos sorceries are potent but much more straight forwardi think this is seen too when comparing lusat to azur; lusat's blue glintstone may be more so alive or intelligent than azur's green glintstone, which is why lusat's brain turned into a crystal eye, while azur's brain never did
>>587126309Good catch. Green is a mix of blue and yellow so that makes total sense. You need yellow(gold) for orderly thinking, or orderly evolution. Without it life is chaotic with no real direction. Or it is inert/static.
>>587126309>>587126542blue might be a spectrum between alien assimilation and human reflection on the olivinus end it is totally assimilative and submissive to the stars; on the carian end it represents the human self, which is what the moon represents, and tries to wrangle or dominate the stars (but the carians are dominated by the stars so…)
>>587127046>but the carians are dominated by the stars so…Funny how the Carians think the moon is so awesome when their bloodline is controlled by the stars. Was it meant to be ironic?
I do not hate ED Libra but I sure do wish I would be allowed to fight someone else.
>>587127209They see the stars as EQUAL to the moon. They go hand in hand. Like the Blood and Insight in Bloodborne. Just focusing on one to the detriment of the other won’t do you any good. It will turn you into a monster (the Blood) or paralyze you with cosmic revelation/parasitism (Insight). Only it seems the stars/glintstone are a lot more pivotal to the moon (glintstone is used to channel the moon) than Blood is to Insight or Insight is to Blood.
I Maximized Holy Damage... It Made the Warhawk's Talon INSANE
Bloodborne is overrated and it insists upon itself.
Carians are literally sailor moon and I hate it
>>587126050well you need 65 hearts to use the wrath of heaven because it's just too fucked up to use otherwise
I wanna rock
I wanna cock
>>587127502Looks like you got lib'd.
for the king, for the land, for the mountainsfor the green valleys where dragons fly
Dude has been spamming lyrics all fuckin day. Either a neurologically debilitated vegetable of a human or a spamming scripter, you decide.
Not sure if I should queue. Is there a strict limit on queues per day?
I only respect people who have watched 90s Sailor Moon. None of that soulless remake diarrhea.
>>587130584aren't they both by one of the shittiest anime studios known to man, toei?
>>587130685crystal tokyo was peak sovl
Looks like there's no one queueing. Is anyone going to play Nightreign today?
>>587130685For whatever reason it had an amazing fucking voice cast. Especially the villains. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nV9ZafFqQhc&pp=ygUacXVlZW4gYmVyeWwgdnMgc2FpbG9yIG1vb24%3D&ra=m
>>587130303Unfortunately probably the former.>>587130685Toei is pretty bad at their worst but if you crack the whip on their asses they’re decent.
>>587130953I played like 5 erg matches today that's enough for me
many dreams come trueand some have silver liningsI live for my dreamand a pocket full of gold
>>587132135W/L?
>>587132232Won all my matches that's pretty normal
>>587132617Same here. I won all my matches. No losers here.
I'm back and ready to queue!
>>587133978I'm not queueing right now. Good luck on the 1/3 sissy
noobs all over the shop
How would you rework current nightfarers for second game so they feel fresh but mechanically same?
>>586967343>>587097997>>587102016>>587103597they always get the best stuff…
>>587134191mak recluse OP
>>587134252Shut it freak
^^ actual maggot freak who needs to shut it
>>587134191>rework>feel fresh>mechanically samehow does that possibly work
>>587135226>>586986549
>>587130584>unc slop
>>587135226gaped
^^ describing himself with gaped double reply
>>587134191I wouldn’t
>>587135757Stop driving the gaped crazy, please
so anyone qqing?
In my opinion duchess kinda looks like lady maria
>>587136729Not really feeling like a queue
idiot^
>>587136997sad
>>587136729ok I'll queue again
>>587137285What's the point? I'm S tier, you're S tier, the 3rd person will probably be S tier. What the fuck are we gonna do huh? Pretend to be scared when its hot dogs or ed libra but then stomp and rape as usual anyway? Nightreign is over
>>587138698Saying this as if we didn't have several losses the last couple of days
it’s true I’m responsible for at least two
>>587138819I'm good at carrying as long as it's not zenokata
its nyover 0/3...
>>587139497but I am 1/3
>>587139636fug ok I'll come back soon
That snake woman's voice from deadlock makes my penis hard
>>587140280I fear it may just be 2 of us in queue
>>5871406612/3 I guess...
How many more posts before the threadshitting spam begins?
>>587141117did you get a 3rd yet?
Dsr on switch is a fucking nightmare
>>587142460nope
>>587142475Heh, yeah. You just get it? Tinny audio, 30fps. Sad part? They could fix the audio with an update easily but they don't. They just compressed the audio to fit on a switch cart. Get a PC.
>>587142460On a positive note, if you were to queue now you'd get an instant queue. How cool is that?
>>587142485aight get ready to carry me :)
>>587042996Duh. That’s just obvious.
>>587142552Stream?
sex with ender lilies fan
Elden mid...worst From game ever...
my dualshock is making a clicking sound when the left stick goes back to neutral position
>>587144138Karma
>>587144135no you're thinking of eternal ring not elden ring elden ring is ludo kino
>>587144135it's elden peak though
pretty good classic adel run there
gg croc and thanks for the staff at the end very cool, maybe doubled my damage
gg nice job canceling the tornado I don't see that every day
>>586961846you’re thinking of dsg>>587015507you could put it that way yes >>587144135you’re thinking of ds2
>>587143531I could stream but I'm embarrassed cause I'm mid at this game
>>587144897dsg and ds2 own you
>wake up>check /erg/>brush teeth>queue up>take a poo
>not pooing before waking upBit inefficient there lad
>>587147118Keep it to yourself poodoo
eating phoebe's poop (phoop)
What would you say /erg/'s winrate vs D5 ED's usually is o algo?Solo?Grouped?
>>587134191>More vertical movement techs? Give raider a slam attack, let recluse float in the air, etc. >Revenant pokemon seems an easy one.>Dual wield crossbows for iron eye.>more pots for scholar like rock ones etc, also different merchants sell different pots>You know the way condemned duchess and undertaker have like distance closing tracking on their hits, maybe give that to hammers and daggers for them two>maybe add like a improved dadh attack relic line >let more nightlords be madnessed but give them like a madness attack phase>Not nightfarer specific but maybe give ballistas an active reload and add like a “dmg negation when reloading” passive.>more shop options like discus and frenzied burst, but reduce how good school stacking is>Give guardian guard counter to spears and great spears.>something I think should’ve been done rather than adding them to relics, make dormant weapons changeable in the codex.
>>587147656I win 100% of games
>>587148660We know devil gawd...
>>587148660we know CHADsh
>>587134191the only think I would care about in a sequel is a truly random map, preferably with even procedurally generated landscape, and more content from all the souls games
Queue now.Or else I will be forced to play OOT at 30 fps.
>>587151397are you a semen demon?
>>587151397i can queue if you get a 2/3
>>587151397What do I get for queuing?
>>587151397got a game?
>>587152234nope 1/3
sorry I would but it's 3am and I'm trying to stop being such a degenerate
>>587152264qd
GG Red birds.Wormed lol.I think we did a mistake in our pathing at the start. We should have done the madness camp into the invaders instead of taking the bird.
>>587155065all worked out in the end, gg
>>587155065gg yeah that was my bad I thought we had time to do the invader camp at the top
It’s ok, not everyone is a pathing carry god like me
>>586961943I didn't say anything like that. I'm talking purely about the content of the back and forth. But like I said it's whatever at this point.>>586966210I look like that.
>>587155065why the fuck is tinpo playing guardian
>>587155174get off the birdjeet maggot
>>587156082he's brown
>>587155065is to the moon trish
>>587156394no its naefy
>>587156394no its terr
@tinpowhere is trish?
>>587089006Not true
>erg: this game is so easy>also erg: alt f4 on guardian
>>587157206even though we have a birdjeet right here >>587155065
>>587156082Guardian is good for balancers though. One guard counter kills them and their damage is all physical and they have easy movesets
queue?
>>587157206Yes
>>587157371Sure
>>587157206You're not wrong...erg is pretty hypocritical.
>>587157370No
>>587039158… Is what you partook in, yes.
>>587152290good on you man you gotta start somewhere
>partook in gaybit labored there
>>587155065>wyldjeet>birdjeetholy zdps, that must've been like a 2 hour long boss fight
>>587069916teèrrcucka getting mad at random posters again just ignore it
>>587157206It just isn’t fun is all
>>587157724why? too hard for you?
>>587157685>zdps>one cr2 from wylder and bird was enough to kill a red bird
>>587157523cc...
>>587157523OHNONONONO HAHAHAHA
new>>587157843>>587157843
>>587157697he owns you fag
^^ raped maggotjeet third person post
>>587151397>every subjecting yourself to thatlol
>every subjectingsaar...
>>587157919>>587135226
^gaoed and quoting its superiors man
>one letterit’s over
>>587076616canon btw>>587071362>>587151397i look like this
>>587157762No, just really tedious
>>587157540>>587157697>>587157919>>587158018>>587158087shut it reterrd
>>587157852Too early. Again.
>>587066574>>587145160>>587157873>>587039954>>587158310>>587060576
>>587157523jej
>>587157873case in point
>>587157685They own you
>>587039954dial back your faggotry first
>>587157852page 10… gone…
No streams huh
>>586960243>>586961626>>586966179>>586963747>>587140561>What trying too hard looks like
>>587150747>procedural generationno
>>587158480>>587158498>>587158642>>587158763>>587158779>>587159037>>587160072shut it terrmaggot
>>586959915lol
>>587135056???how did that make you upset
>>587159936Maybe later today
>>586961095First semi-funny thing you’ve said
>>587160453>>587160462>>587160551>>587161135shut it terrjeeta
>>587155065Some of the stuff the worm can do is outright complete bullshit.
>>587165914stop crying terrcucka
the darkness…
>>587166139>>587158480
^^ the actual raped
>>587166160And the light?
>>587171419>>587166139
>>587071979>pisses xher bed>talks about ”manchild”lul
>>587171442extinguished…
