Previous: >>586958484New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
something beautiful will happen here.
INSANELY based OP!
Kill yourself, Taro
>*inhale*AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>586980319>hag umaNo
>>586980396mambros...
All these larpers complaining about Helios is distracting from actual bad translations btw
>>586980017The ludonarrative consonance......
>>586980396>A club doing A club thingsi dont get itwhats the drama?
I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE PROPAGANDA
>IP wasted on feet faggotryeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>586980319I'm too old for this I read "uma in america" and all I can think of is Rocky IV
What if I'm not attracted to my trainee?
>>586980573what do her farts smell like?
>>586980508She's not going to fuck you.
You can still cast your vote!https://poal.me/3zdimghttps://poal.me/3zdimghttps://poal.me/3zdimg
There is literally not a single ounce of grooming or romance in this career for the average old salary man of japanIt's pure single dad simulatorWho does this appeal to?
I hate "Wahey" because some British Minecraft YouTuber I sometimes watch occasionally says it and it's incredibly annoying
>>586980536danchud was thirstchasing after a flatliner that left and cucked me out of a slot. He could unironically kick bottom 7 earners and I would still provide more than them + enough to push them to A+. Serves him right
>>586980750God I hope not
>>586980573Wait a minute
>>586980340I am pulling CB because of this soundpost she sneezes too cute
>>586980573>>586980797
>>586980751I already voted for ace though?
>>586980853You sound like an annoying faggot so I'm glad you're not shitting up my club
>>586980704>he says, as this starts playing on my endhilarious timing. yes I could've faked it playing some R4 song but that's no fun.>>586980809single dads, or salary man that want to be one.>>586980853>and cucked me out of a slotwho cucked you out of it was ME, not the faggot that left. I applied before you even showed up in the thread.
Why is it every time im in this thread if I click a corner of my screen it brings up the Wuthering waves generalIve never played that slop
total wei domination
>>586980868Ugly tomboy Shit collab
>>586980853he won't fuck you
>>586980853I'm glad you didn't get in what an annoying faggot.
>V gets 789'd in cm>spams porn while ban evading
>>586980573I wanna use Helios' warm sweaty soles as a face pillow so bad
>>586980809MUH HECKIN
>>586980751>can only pick onefuck man, I can't
>>586981016
Why do some people chimp out when told to do at least a single 1mln fan clank a day? Especially during half tp events. The way the act when danchous put quotas, you'd think that their rights are being violated
im going to die of paama
ban evading is based thoughbeitschizo spamming is based as wellso is ranting over club shit that only related to your own egonot to mention random shit no one cares about like literal who's that localize video games because (YOU) refuse to learn JAPANESE like a grown up
>>586981250She was such an absolute bro during Helios career>mfw she calls Helios her sunAAAAAAAAaaaa
Oguri porn next please
the real question is whats up with the schizo screaming about CB, akin to the anti stego fag that WEIRDLY VANISHED ALL OF THE SUDDEN >>586981240YOU WANT ME TO DO A SINGULAR CLANK FAN RUN A DAY? THAT IS LITERALLY AUSSCHWITZ TIER TURTOR WHAT THE FUCK DANCHOU!What do you mean I have to play the game to the most minimal of degree and do more than click a single button a day??this is oppression of the highest degree fuck you
>>586980853No one likes you Nathan
>>586980853>>586980963There could be slots soon, you could still join... maybe
>>586980960>>586980996>>586981002Go ahead and tell me you wouldn't have your ego at least slightly bruised if somebody treated you like sloppy seconds and a backup plan to fall on if plan A doesn't work. That shit was literally like an irl whore rejecting your ass and crawling back few years later because she's "ready to settle down"
>>586981251>Creek
I already have two parents for this CM, ace runs are going to be easy peasy
>>586981595You're reading in this way too much bro. Just let it go.
whatever man
wahey
>>586981595You join a club for umamusume gaming not to date the danchou what are you on.
>>586980963Good enough. Fate acts in strange ways
>goo goo babies >does not interact with a literal baby(mentally) that is haru uraraHuh?
>>586981517>people pretend not to like this suave motherfucker>>586981551why are you tagging me tho...>>586981595>wall of textholy mad>if somebody treated you like sloppy secondsyou need to learn to read. I was literally in your situation as well, except that I GOT THE IN, while you were ignored, as you appeared after me. I mildly bitched about it as well, and still got in. goes to show what a baby you were about it all.
>>586981696>jobber
>>586981595no i think it was more like they didnt want to be mean to either of you. you might need to go get fresh air or something, the dramaslop seems to be getting to you
I regret having a week where I posted every Kita image I could find on twitter, the thread's special needs kid stole them all
Poll time /uma/:1) What is your current club? 2) Would you date your danchou?
>>586981595>keep your flatliners>dodge a schizo
>>586981950Let's not.
Fatty
>>586981950>1) what is you club?UMADash>2) would you date your danchouno, danchou is a man and I'm not a faggot, plus I already have a wife, no need to date anymore
>1) What is your current club?***** ****>2) Would you date your danchou?**Are you satisfied?
>>586981595You are an autist shitter that would ruin club vibes anyways. Nathan 934962109234
>>586982036You don't hate localizers enough
>some faggot leaves tamalove>danchode, alongside his clubbies, hope he returns, so they leave a spot open>a new guy applies in-game>another dude applies through the thread>danchode admits, in the thread, he is waiting for the faggot that left to return>people shit on him for being a cuck>then next day, danchode accepts the guy that applied first, and asked about his wait time in the thread>the other guy that was cucked out of a spot becomes a screaming schizo, shitting on the club dailyTL;DR: Tamalove Drama
>>586982175actually I think you hate them a little too much
>>586982162mambwo gold...
>>586981950TamaLoveNo but I borrow his Flower everyday.
>>586982156
>>586982249The baby schizo is in UmaDash
Is there a way to instaglue an uma after career without going to the veteran list?
What's the highest rank I can get while GP farming in Unity?
>>586982423>is there logical QoL?
>>586982249please do not drama my cozy club like this
>>586982423noppers
my favorite club drama is the club where danchou b& a flatlining NIGGER after reset and the flatliner had melty itt about itwas fucking funny
>>586982423No. It's a cygames mobile game, the UI always sucks
>>586982395bro is blind
>>586982249Thanks for the nyotice
>>586981595Trying too hard to be a thread lolcow?
>>586982298Allison...
>>586982249do you have the relevant posts for this?
tfw no umastan+groundwork+THH+2greens parent
>>586982492I think that's the same tard
>>586982537You already knew he was a fag when looking for clubs
>>586982562>umastan>gwThe fuck
>>586981950That's a secret
>>586982521I hate you faggots, but someone had to accurately summarize this cringe.>>586982556Check the threads from nov 01 or 02. Personally can't be bothered to check them up, but it was in the time when a 600mil and 200mil guy were searching for new clubs.
>>586981595Being annoyed is fine but youre making a mountain out a molehill and bitching about it too
>>586982492I had this dream once too
Tachy
>>586982395>CB is a masculine umaLOLLMAO look at this retard
>>586981950uma&cowe are dating already
so what did we learn?
>recycled dramaI am a certified currenposter and even I do not approve of this faggotry
>>586982749Recycling is good for our planet
>>586982616The guy that had a melty about Ryan was CasB. The current guy is Nathan
>>586982747Kill localizers
>>586981595maybe don't flatline for a month and refuse to offer an explanation in chat, retardyou deserve everything you get
Isn’t it kind of weird that despite apparently being a super minority of the population all the social media seems to be owned by and themed around Umas?
>>586982749>everyone always going out about RECYCLE THIS AND RECYCLE THAT>suddenly recycling is bad????????????
>>586982749There is a reason no Currens are showing up, this is too forced and gay. Leave the Tamafags alone.
https://poal.me/nvn8ky
>>586982749the last good drama was when umama decided to go be schizophrenic somewhere else
Some of you need to realize umadash is the biggest schizo honeypot here
>>586981595Shut the fuck up
>>586982863>meltyTo be fair it was a truth nuke
>>586982747I apologize to localizers this time
>>586982747Nothing. And I will continue to not learn anything. Instead I'm gonna say and do the same thing over and over again
>>586982863Thank you for the rundown, Drama-sama
>>586980573Defenseless.
>>586982906let me pick multiple nigger
>>586981950**cc***NO because I respect my superior and we shouldn't do those things with them
>EVEN the curren fags are against this giant homo screaming about tamafucking lmao you can't make this shit upI bet even fringy would be against this
twin haro
>>586982970>Curren tells lieswhat else is new?
>>586982948the last good drama WOULD HAVE been when mambo finally fucking died except they literally saved by dst
>>586983126SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWIN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>web twitter updated to look like the mobile app>all images are now webpshit like this is why republicans lost so badly a few days ago fuck you rocket man
>>586983154you and I both know that is never happening
>>586983093would be pointless since everyone would pick all six
>>586983098That's fine, more for me
>>586980751Where are my Punny Buddy's?
>>586983025no, danchou is based for kicking a lazy faggot who won't respond in club chat despite weeks of danchou warning him he was going to get kicked. He ignored everything but still traded shoes, so it was intentional. Fuck that, glad he got kicked.
>>586983115You have to be a mega loser to care about not being accepted into a club
dare i say kino
>>586983216what UI change? looks the same to me today as it did 2 months ago>HUR DUR WEBP REEEEEEElmao seethe retard
>>586983313shut up tyler
>votes based on the appearance of social media slop Lmao amerimutts aren't real
>>586981950>brick>I touch myself to the thoughts of my danchou
>>586983098GUSHHH GUSHHH
>>586983420Don't know who that is, don't care. I just stay comfy in my club and laugh at retards having melties.
Propaganda?
>>586983242don't shay that...
>being a Europoor>dying because no AC>have to go through hoops to watch porn>get arrested for free speechlol
>stands around >does nothing, never appears in a race once (you can't participate in the Senior Sprinters Stakes)>dies (but not really)What does she even do? (in Helios's career)
>>586983552Propaganda!27 DAYS UNTIL SHE DEBUTS
>>586983663Doesn't let helios get ruby and aurafarms. or something like that
>>586983663She cucks Helios so hard and Helios can't even hate her because Kei is nice to her too.
>>586983642the "porn bans" in the yookay are basically screen doors on a submarine
reee why does this not send
>>586983642you forgot >can't go outside because there's a high chance muhammed stabs you for no reason
>>586983552>>586983758
>>586983803no clue but just loop leap forward
>>586983803use pwr instead of poweralso leap forward is enough
>>586983765Bamboo Memory had more aura than she didAt least you actually race against her
>>586983803tits
>>586983794NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT IT'S BASED BAN ALL PORN BAN ALL THAT IS YUCKYWHY IS MY FURRY-PEDO ARTIST GETTING ARRESTED? HELLLOOOO?
>he complimented my SiL cosplay
https://e-hentai.org/g/4295562/fe0aefa0aa/>Shitty
>>586983313OkayWhat he said is still very true
why do we never see umas play other sports professionally? are they banned from other sports?
>>586984003But u r ugly
>>586984064Play Party Dash
>>586984003Show your cosplay
porn should unironically be banned for being an industry that thrives of the exploitation and mistreatment of womenhentai by contrast is feminist friendly
Gweetings
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/cI9TRd>https://jiggie.fun/cI9TRdhttps://jiggie.fun/cI9TRd>https://jiggie.fun/cI9TRdhttps://jiggie.fun/cI9TRd
>>586984229>ban x>don't ban y which is tangentially related>NOOOO WHY ARE YOU BANNING BOTHRetard doesn't understand slippery slopes
>>586984305>misandrist
you can still roll for her
>>586984291Gweenteas
>>586984064Party Dash is just that, no?
>>586984203that's a clubbie exclusive release~
Have sex with umas.
>>586984203
>>586984391No
>>586984195>>586984459I doubt this is professionnal sports
>>586984391faster
>>586984064isnt UAF scenario literally that
>>586984294wife groove
>>586984573I doubt you're not a professional larper
>>586984364yes for example murder should be banned but self defense shouldn't bewomen are not exploited in the production of hentai at least not any more than everywhere else in the manga and anime industry
>>586984471
>>586984391I promised the brown lady I wouldn't snack any more
>>586984391i snacked on her and got a stinky rat bum instead
>>586984529>I share a space with this "person"
>>586984712It's almost as if you didn't know how politicians worked. Look at the uk and china and you'll see why it's a good idea to ask for banning anything
>>586984995?he cute
>>586982906>tfw only palmer voteyou guys don't get it...
>>586984529I know men who would fight for this bussy
>>586984996eslGAWD...
>>586984823>me when the brown uma says to lock in and stop snacking
>>586985150Fucking tranny chaser
>>586985228Ugly Mejiro along with Ryan
>>586985228I get it but tapping Helios gives me access to both Ruby AND Palmer anyway
>>586985228Palmer is coolShe's the only Gyaru that has value beyond "would fuck"
>>586985150How low are your standards
>>586985302We should be paying these scientists more
for cosplay supposedly belonging to here. curious that there is only a single picture and they have not done a single cosplay of anything else.
>>586985385higher than that of an average straight dude
>>586985271name and shame them
>>586985475no one does anything here it's all larpersthey are too fat and ugly to cosplay
>>586984064
>>586985359>Gyaru that has valueRetard
>>5869854753dpd doesn't belong here
fuc koff with your 3DPD shit
>>586985475the only cosplay anyone here is pulling off successfully is musaka (da)
>>586985475He posted a few more but you have to be a thread dweller to see them
>>586985575>name and shame them*, *********, ******, ***** & *****
I am such a miserable piece of shit and I have nothing to look forward to other than homelessness and suicide. I cannot even secure a plat win against gutter trash ug5 with zero midrace velocity. Why the fuck was I even born?
Thank you CM tickets!!
>>586985741to play the new poe2 league in december
>>586985687projections
>im depressed>go play something depressivelol
orenj
Dieting fucking sucks man I want to go back to eating whatever I want how long does it take to shed 20 lbs of fat?
>>586985978tirzepatidewerked 4 me
>>586985556lol.........
>>586984470Bullshit, post it now
>>586985978bwo it's 2026 just take semaglutide or w/e like the other ojisans
>>5869859783500 kcal per pound of fat. so 70000 divided by however low your deficit is = the days it will take
>>586986132I can do a new shoot for you, what would you like to see?
The thread was fine an hour ago what the fuck happened while I was out getting burgers and beer for tonight
>>586986197i shouldn't be surprised, but there is a calculation for "how long it takes to burn off fat"?
>>586986326It's always the SEApags
https://exhentai.org/g/2020769/e7048ce423/
>>586986326Trannies
>>586983758>>586983552>making umas runthe fool
>>586985978teiobro... just stop eating slop...
>>586986380That is the calculation. One pound of fat is equivalent of 3500 kcal of energy. If you burn 200 kcal more than you consume in a day, it will take you 350 days to burn 70000 kcal (20 lbs of fat)
>>586986504>analmeh
>>586986326Burgers getting off work
post something yellow
Which uma would do this?
>>586985978so your solution is to simply eat less? that's a good solution...when you aren't already! congratulations, you'll end up with flabs of skin and layers of undigested, dried up fat, that will be happy to grow the moment you stop. go do an actual exercise.
>>586986576most burgers are still at work, some for a few more hours
>>586986504>removes her glasses halfwayTravesty
>>586986326burger hours
>>586986630if you get bullied you deserved it most of the time
>>586986293SiL actually, but if not - do Taiki or Dobber
>>586985943everyone here is young, rich, extremely hot and very sociable.
>>586986293Anything prove it
Friday nighr drama?
what would happen if Rickey enters IKEA?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>586986293Mayano TOP GUN
is this true?
BEAST MODE!
>>586987163my himba did this
>>586986569Fascinating. Math and Science are something else.
>>586986505it's always trannies huh
>>586986904Dober is a good one actually, new too. Will take a looksies if a set is available
>>586987163i think its true for irl horses yeah, oka sho is a spring race
>>586987525Sex with Dober
rape is funny
>buying cosplay sets>not making you ownI shiggy diggy
>>586987468It should be said that it's also not a meaningful calculation because the body doesn't shed off weight that neatly
>>586987734well yeeha, but it's still cool that one can calculate this at all
I could easily cosplay Seiun Sky or Shakur since I have the perfect bodytype for it
>>586985978easiest thing in the world is to just do OMAD in my experience. simply dont eat until dinner, have a nice satisfying meal, be happy. also do some cardio maybe in the morning or afternoon, or even lift. its godlike.
>>586983642>>586983816Are you two sure you're talking about Europe and not UK/Germany/France in particular?
I'm curious, is there anyone here that got into the game in part because they were already into horse racing? I've gone for years to my local race track (harness racing, but still). Not often, but a few times a year. And I've had an interest in the big American races like the Triple Crown for years and years now. Umamusume definitely got me interested in horse racing on a wider scale though.
>>586988332pic or it's FAKE
>>586988484>UK/Germany/FranceYes, Europe
>60 carats clank
>>586988689nyope. i heard about the game from the daisca rumor and that there was "racing lore" so i watched a video about oguri cap to see what they meant and decided to try it out.
How much carats would CyGames give us if we had a hacking incident?
>>586989081not even 20 rolls bro
>>586989081three fiddy
>>586988484i kinda just bundle all the EU niggas together in regards to these sorta things
>>586989081at least 3.
>>586984391Shitty Uma from a shitty town
Wait so you mean to tell me that the Unity Cup that I like is actually a buffed version because original one was absolute dogshit? Not only that but Global got the buffed version on release, meanwhile JP had the shit version till month before Glue Live ends?
>>586980853Based grudge holder, live long and keep hating TamaLove till the day you die
Consider: Mejiro Palmer.
>>586989250>Not only that but Global got the buffed version on releaseNo, we had the shit one as well. Unity 1.0 was hated. Unity 2.0 was only up for one CM.
>>586989250we got the unity (and URA) buff just before trackblazer (MANT) ended
>>586989250no you moron it was updated like 3 months ago
>>586989250no we had that version after M*NT because nobody could take playing M*NT anymore
>>586989342ConsideredApproved
>>586989361>>586989374>>586989406>>586989473how bad was unity before the buff?
>>586989496That trainer?MeWhat we did inside the van?ThisAnd more
>>586989496Wait who put the van thereNishino is too young to have a license...
>>586989675It didn't have purple balls, blue balls ate so much of your energy, hints were random based on the aptitude and not cards, and the shittiest aspect of it: you can't retry the race against Riko. You WILL lose NSM for no reason.
>>586989614Thank you for approving: Mejiro Palmer.
>>586989675it wasn't THAT badthere were no purple bubbles, your chains never finished, and you could actually lose the unity races and no clocks, so if you lost to Riko's team your run was bricked
>>586989675you know those grey blue spirit bursts you get after you pop the normal ones? didnt exist. it was way harder to get ignited skills because of that. it was also way easier back then to accidentally job a unity race or lose to riko's team and you couldnt use clocks on them.
>>586989675pretty badyou got aptitude based hints from unity training instead of card hintsthe team races were basically a dice roll no matter what and you couldn't retry with clocks, so if the game decided you lost any of them (especially the finals) your run was bricked
>>586989847>outfit is forever stuck in support card art hell
>>586989921colorblindbro...
>>586989675The blue bursts took like 30% of your energy and it was impossible to keep popping them every time
>>586989675honestly not that bad, since most players stopped playing during MANTold unity was fine and new unity is goated
>>586989983Mejiro Palmer would be too popular if she was allowed to race in that outfit.
>>586989767Everybody's senpai Maruzensky
>>586989983there are a couple of playable alts on JP that started as support card art so it's not impossible
>>586990120Makes sense to me!
>>586990053every few months i am alerted to something else that i see differently..
>>586989675it didnt have this
>>586980164why is she looking at me like i'm prey
>>586990342bro...
>>586989675>how bad was unity before the buff?you press rest every 3 turns or waste bursts on wit
>>586990059Letting kiseki know she forgot her earring in my car before driving off!
>>586990464Getting raped in the back of the car by Kiseki after her plan fails!
>>586990384You are prey.
I think Fuji Kiseki is ugly.
I'll admit it, I love grand live. It's the best scenario to date and I don't see how it can be topped. Yes, it has a low floor, but the ceiling is so high it's worth the ocassional bricks.
It is literally impossible for an uma musume to rape a trainer just like it is impossible for a woman to rape a manerections are consent
>>586990676You're allowed to be wrong.
>>586990053oh no
fusu
What’s a good banner to do some alt rolling
...
Remember that Satono Diamond is in middle school. You should not have lustful thoughts about her, since she is a child.
>>586989675Shitters would complain about jobbing to riko while completely ignoring team building and letting auto do it
>>586991061@umagrok make this falco fat
Unmasked El is too erotic, Bakushin, give me strenght
>>586990676
>>586991023wedding nishino
>>586990985that's a weird looking cat>>586991101auto was fine, you only lose to riko if you didn't hit enough blue bubbles
>>586990059>lesbian
People can say whatever they want about her. The truth is, Gold City is THE sexiest Uma and EVERYONE wants to fuck her!
>>586990871need more umas in fundoshi
>>586989675It was better than GL Tbh
>>586991401>ugly bastard's onahole No
>>586991407Kita's yellow fundoshi in my mouth
>>586991401everyone wants to, yes, but only mane-san gets totorena-chan can sit in the corner and watch
>>586991524so, my onahole
>>586991276It was fine after the patch lol. It launched with an absolutely horrendous version of auto sorting that would slot in umas seemingly at random. Pretty sure it only took a few weeks for them to fix that though
>best gameplayMANT>best storyUnity>best dances and sovlGrand Live
>>586991407I think a lot about this specific neicha pic. not sure who I'd wanna be in this scenario
>>586991635this means ruby sees g*y people as subhumans btw
just saw a cm23 room in the public room matches
>>586991635It was scary how relatable Helios was throughout the whole career story...
>>586991690Me on the right
>>586991797helios was giving broke girl
What's your ratio of good posts to shitposts?65/45 for me
>>586991635Localizers need to be hang
But why doesn't Helios take the hint? She could ignore Ruby and eat out Palmer instead. A typical UmaYuri love story.
>>586990342This is insane, in GL you literally only spam speed and wit. And if you don't get enough of a specific token before summer your entire run is deadGL is literally the most aids scenario we ever had
>>586991809Performative nonsense
going back to 2 speeds is actually painful.... do i really SNEED neck and neck?
>>586991913No wahey...
>>586991689Unity had a terrible story. The attempted authoritarian takeover by Riko was idiotic and the way it was thwarted was equally idiotic. It is the ONLY outright bad scenario story we've had so far.
>>586992024>MTL
someone please decipher what U=ma2 is supposed to do and when it should trigger
***** is a disgusting skinny goblin and I'm done pretending otherwise
>>586991910I have not made a single good post on this website for the close to 20 years I've been roaming this circle of hell.
Seeking the Pearl trying to pass as a highschooler in Tracen:
just discovered she's giga locked in Tokyo racecourse, and I already have original Jordan. Should I still bother?
>>586992016Whenever the question is>do I really need (some pace chaser metafaggotry bullshit)the answer is always>just use fronts or backliners like a normal human being
>>586992209you should always roll with your dick anon
>>586992209Skip the whore
>>586992016head on is good enough bro this card was nothing but gaslight
>>586992016no this card is mogged after literally 2 CMs by shichi guts
>>586992282i won the last 3 cms with pacers thoughbeit
>>586992323Rude
>>586992016the only useable pace chaser next cm already has it in kit, you should be mutating to either front or end on everyone else.
>>586992016you will borrow accels
7 and I get festa from the selectoranything else and I get seeking the hagdecember can't come soon enough
erm
>>586992479My condolences
>>586992479you're getting kawakami with this 2 and you'll be happy
>>586992479>festaNo one likes the boyuma
>>586992170hey, I'm bulking up now
Daitaku Helios doesn't wear socks!
>>586992572
>>586992584i know a couple people who like her voice
>>586992572nice
>wasted an entire day shitposting again award
>>586980164Why is your banner at the same time as Mejiro Ramonu
>>586992752>her
>>586992709Off course not I eated them
Please do not spam club chat
>>586992775Maybe you should try getting a job.
>>586992904Leak pleas
>>586992584speak for yourself mush
>>586992572fool, I already have my darling princess
>>586993102You will voucher her again for 30 stars, yes?
>>586992584well how can I like her when I don't have her?
>>586992584I like her cause of Kaiji, her Summer Support card is also hot
>>586992924Okay. Where?
>>586993237You don't, pick a different uma
>>586993276blessed Maya
>>586980164
>>586993336Unatco.
>>586993276it'd be hot if you never posted this shitty maya ever again
Why is there a "boyuma" schizo anyway? Tomboys exist. All Umas deserve love anyway.
>>586993537because you are an agp tranny trying to pass
Kita trainers look like this?
>nobody posting hot springs with helios
>>586993519Maybe (You) should join Unatco. IN A STARTING GATE
>>586993682Oh my gosh it's worse than I thought! He's GORGEOUS!!!
>>586993737she's a child
>>586993537it's just trolling, I don't think it's that serious.
>>586993537A lot of pseudomen who hate to spend more than an hour at a time not thinking about trannies hang around here. So they have to make the pretty girls into boys somehow to keep themselves comfortable.
>>586993537>There are (((people))) who would unironically forget an uma with a body like this
>>586993845>>>/lgbt/
>>586993845People reveal a lot about themselves in their choices of what to troll others about. There's an infinite number of outrageous things to say but retards consistently choose the same few.
>>586993537Some lost tourist.
https://e-hentai.org/g/4309669/c9b0885418/
AGHHH I PRESSED REST BY MISTAKEE
>>586981961stop posting this naked tama
>>586993845sex with ryan
Still in Love trainers look like this
>>586994132is sad panda the biggest treasury of uma doujins?
>>586994247>replying to a 2 hours old postWelcome home burger anon, how was the waging today?
>>586994326thats a jockey
>>586993532sowwy...
>>586994335>Kentuckian
there's a difference between a tomboy and a boyfaggotumas like Kita and Cheval are tomboys, they have some boyish features but are still feminine. while umas like Ace and Opera are more boy than girl
>>586993737There was at least one anon that did the day she dropped
>>586993537the schizo is a minority trying to make a voice for himself
>>586992125it triggers at a corner in the second half of the race when you're in the 3rd-4th (3rd-5th for LoH) positionit's a mandatory heal for xog in the next cm
>>586994407>>586994407so is Yutaka Take and I dont see you saying that to the kita post
>>586994528>Kita>tomboy
>>586994326wtf hes kinda handsome tho...
>>586994661Ugly brokie
>>586994661Kita is sporty and always happy to help others, both features not found in normal females
>>586994528we literally have an agp tranny avatarfagging as kitasan and he always gets over 10 replies by the tranny chasers here. but if you point this out you get called a schizo
>>586992709sex>>586991219sex>>586989342sex
>>586994665IRL SiL...
>>586994608I dont really care for SiL but this one is very cute
you wouldnt sex the Paama
I love this sexy boy.
>>586994864Shit taste
>>586993845ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>586994952Tranny.
>>586994781Go outside
wtf curren has big tits?
>>586994895Still is always very cute
>>586994942nobody moves like this
>>586994661Another victim of the globohomo agenda that erased tomboys...
>>586992709Because I stole them
>three avatar tards in a rowepic
>>586995017>liking Fuji
>>586994849Literally every single poster who hated trans I interacted with on 4chan turned out to be insecure TERFstick tock sweety
>>586995046as if women outside were better than umas
I dont really see what there is to gain from antagonizing each other and throwing slurs around. Let's try to be a bit kinder and if we see something we don't like we simply ignore it and let the other anons have their fun
>>586995267carrot jumpscare
>>586995176I was about to post too you're putting me on the spot
>>586995285>we simply ignore itWe already do this though, he's just replying to himself.
>>586995285Fuck off
>>586995279>TERFs
>>586993605Someone should draw laurel absolutely chinning Mr.cb like in the gang beast video
Kita literally dresses like a route 1 pokemon trainer and you say she's not a tomboy
>>586995425think its like a serf but for technology maybe
https://n.uguu.se/cUGJkOin.mp4
>>586995425actual foids who hate trannies
Tachcute
odds - coffeeevens - coffee with milkdubs - no coffee
>>586995476kita looks like she would have a pidgeot on her final team
>>586995325not nearly as scary as this carrot.
>>586995476Nowadays Tomboy = homosexual male looks with a vagina
>>586995667nobody sane thinks like this
>>586995614manhattan cafesta
>>586995651WHAT THE FUCK
>>586995425Basically right wing "feminist women" but the truth is they are just mad that men aren't giving them enough attention
How useful is taiki OG ult for the dirt cm?
>>586995425Totally Erotic Raisu Fuck
>>586995745Not everyone is saneAnd online, the majority of the population is on the extreme opposite of sanity
Any point in rolling romonu wit if im rolling burbon wit soon getting mqueen wit when that comes around and i already have teio at mlb. I go for front and pace
>>586995852only usable on taiki herself, doesnt last long enough when inherited
>>586995425it's a made up words by trannies to demonize women>>586995279kys troon
>>586995884No
>>586995884you use 2 wit cardsdon't be gaslighted, you can't pass Ramonu or her gold skill unless you plan to skip every mile/medium PVP event
>>586995425Radical feminists that exclude trans people because of how much they hate men. So it is not a logical hate for trannies, it is just an extension of their hate for men.
>>586995884If youre getting both Bourbon and Mcqueen then nah, though you'll need a copy of ancestors for GM so you can borrow Ramonu.
Why is the carrot orenji?
>>586995971>demonize womenfoid spotted
>>586995884Probably not unless lucky. I'd decide depending on the free rolls
>>586995985did you misread the postanon is a gigawhale
>>586995884bourbon wit is caca if you're not training fronts
>>586996047Netherlands artificially selected and genetically altered the carrot to become orange
>>586996156retard
>>586996136he still needs ramonuand if he's a whale he's not skipping
>>586996047orange erotic?
mihonhon bonbon
>>586995971holy shit there really are women posting here?
>>586995985how much time 'till ramonu? I'm at 34k carats for now, I better be satisfied, as I've been unable to progress much in career due to not being able to roll for cards as a new toreina
Who the fuck MLBed Teio wit lmao>>586996312Early December but with anni gibs and with how long the banner is up you'll be able to pull 400 times probably
>>586996312most likely on the first days of december if not on december the 1st
>>586995884So what you won't use pace at all for the entirety of GM and 3/4 of l'Arc?>Teio witThat card dies in GM
>Mihomo Bourbon
>>586996312there's like 10k in gibs and 120 free pulls, stop spending now and you're good
>>586996213? it's literally true THO? you will have just a worse CB with zero hints
>>586996278The cutest>>586996514*nom*
>>586994326would
>Myhomo Bourbon
Mahouno Bourbon
Barbin
>>586995971funny how biological foids are mad that we are flirting with umama instead of them kek
>>586996864I think we just want you to shut the fuck up already. This has been going on for months
>>586995971T R A C E N
>>586996864manlet
still waiting for the cosplay anon to post...
>>586996864>we are flirting with umama
>>586996864you shouldn't employ * tactics, *m*m*it makes you look desperate
>>586996864there are no foids here to get mad retard
*rapes you painfully*
I was flirting with a male anon but he slipped up and now I feel like that guy from Mulan
AaAaAaAaAa
thread sux, im gonna post it again
>>586996794>Bocchi the Reddit
>reddit tachyon
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/rD_gnl>https://jiggie.fun/rD_gnlhttps://jiggie.fun/rD_gnl>https://jiggie.fun/rD_gnlhttps://jiggie.fun/rD_gnl
>>586997146Ew, hag
Sucks doing fan runs all day not realizing I was an idiot and didn't use the correct deck so I missed out on 10% of fans per run.
*mama throwing a fit again
>>586997593don't let dancho find out, he'll take it out on the flatliner he keeps chained to a radiator inside the club room's basement
>>586997709the poor club mascot...
Isn't this card... not bad? I've been using it with relative success, and it gives left-handed hintsobvisouly there are better cards but for a free one, this is decent
>>586997307Kingu is waifu so she's not reddit (like Tachy)
>>586997593you don't check the numbers your uma did after each run? that's the whole point of fan farming
>>586997548she's 17 (14 junior year)
>>586997793Yeah for a f2p card it's alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTNW-Z0d8iouma VA introductions part 2
>>586997793that's true but everyone is using kita tach maru spd bourbon
>>586997096>he doesnt know
bro really thinks people flirt with him when most posts about his schizo rants are calling him a disgusting creature
>>586997793hot outfit
>>586998056this is someone who didn't even know what their gender was anon, you really can't trust judgement from that kind of person
stop what you're doing and look at this cute Dober
I would like to invite all competitive anons to sort the following card effects from most important to least important for a tier list I'm making>Skill point bonus>Stat output (Mood bonus, F. Bonus, T. Effectiveness)>Specialty priority>[STAT] Bonus (Example: Wit card desirable: Speed and wit >bonus - Power card desirable: Stamina bonus - Speed desirable: Power bonus)>Initial Friendship gauge>Hint frequency>Skills found within the cardAny additional input is also welcome!
>>5869980791.4k people didn't play her career because it's nothing like this
>>586998079But Palmer should be the one sitting on the chair?
>>586997934Stop posting roasties
>>586997849Not really, no. I mostly do fan runs for my favorite, and because of her rather inflexible aptitudes (G in Dirt, G in Mile, G in sprint) she can get anywhere between 1.13m to 1.04m depending on if the D aptitudes she has from parents get her wins. I only really noticed that something was off when she won all the races and still didn't get 1.13m.
imagine having this in your club
>>586998192doberto inspecto
>>586998079It would be funny if it was 3 chairs with (You), Palmer, and Helio sitting watching Kei and Ruby make out.
>>586995603shut up TURD SCUM
How the fuck do I hit SS in Unity? Trying to hit a Sei parent for RickeyThis deck only gets like 3k SPNeed to keep SMaru, but everything else can goNayakama has wet conditions which is why I was using, then threw in the usual but SS is much harder to hit in Unity
>>586998192I looked. Now what?
>>586998219Not helping you write your sloptuber videoUnless you slip in some disinfo
>>586998394your mind will now be filled with Dober and thats fine
I flirt with all my club mates
>>586998378You cant
>>586998378You don't
>>586998079>haha cuck meme>wojak>redditthe trifecta of modern /v(g)/>>586998351at least that would be accurate to a degree, this here is just the usual "i don't actually like this franchise" rage bait>>586998394now you die, spitting blood
>>586998529based club slut
>>586998546>>586998552Fuark
>>586998320bro this is shit is disgusting what the fuck is wrong with this general
I almost forgot Machan
>>586998529God imagine being shrunk and sucked into her shoe
>>586998309yes, and i am the chair
>>586998486>Sloptuber videoI suck at editing and I'm doing it for freeI'm doing it more to learn the game and making a tierlist feels like a convenient thing to have
I blame Andarion
>>586998378>I want high rating for slightly better whites AND to do it in Unity>Also lots of skillpointsI want a million dollars.
>>586998647>what the fuck is wrong with this generalthat faggot ahs been ban and filter evading for months, spamming that imagewhat do you think?
I love Rice
>>586998767>gyaru
>>586998821what the fuck are you talking about retard
>>586998874Nyot funny
>>586998529imagine deoderizing helios' shoes while she fucks ruby haha
Reject, fuck, marry?
>>586999037sexsex marrysex marry happy familysex then reject
>>586999037fuck rejectrejectmarry
>>586999037>gyarusKill them all.
The face she gives me every time I reset a run.
>>586999037kill them all except shishi
>>586999037They fuck ugly bastards
>>586999037Shichi > Jordan > Paama >>>>> Helios
>every single "gold X" fan is a hopeless, and extremely angry cuckironic, this is
Hmmm syorry I have to agree that Allison translated Daitaku Helios wellThe twitter larpers who don't play hate it and I have to take the side opposite to them
>>586999037fuckkillmarryreject
>>586999037Sex, bridesmaid at mine and palmer's wedding, marry, reject
>>586998874>gold city posted>this is the reply, or that doujin panel>super creek posted>the reply is either the cuck, the unfertility and lately the trans>ramonu posted>dialogue from uma-reader of her rejecting the trainerCan we please stop doing this?
>>586999259But everyone hates Goldship
>>586999259There's only one "Gold x". Goldship is one word.
>>586999037Reject Shichi, Fuck Helios x Paama, Marry Jordan
I hate /Uma/. Recommend me an Uma wife.
>>586999037marry jordanidc about the rest
>>586998529Imagine having your head forcibly strapped to her stinky feet haha that would be soo awful
but which gyaru is the smartest?
>michael jordan, helios and paam fans all post images while praising her>chicchi ""fans"" scream in anger over the others insteadhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>586999473Jordan
>>586999259weird projection
>>586999395
>>586999352You forgot this.
>>586999135holy shit this is the gayest reply in /uma/
>>586999037Fuck, fuck, fuck, marryIf I have to reject anyone it's helios
I'm a juvenile filly with a cute face and a lot of potentials. Trainer for me?
>>586999592Puns are genuinely funny and I’m tired of pretending they’re not
>>586999037Taking them all as my trainees
Phalaenopsis >>>>>>>>>> Jordan >>> Palmster > Ebayan > Helios > City 1 >>> City 2
>>586999473Shichi is the only one who pays attention in class
>>586999759so you want...DEATH?
retention is getting harder
>>586999037Marry allreject global helios because she is a skinwalker who can't get her mannierisms right and wants to poison me in my sleep
>>586999812
>>586999649She's shit
>>586999695my trainee told me tell you that I am already taken
>>586999649the loathsome bread eater...
>>586999898Helios is exactly the same in japan tho, nothing in her personality changed
>>586999812based
Success breeds jealousy. The only ones who say Gold City fucks old men are bitter foids and expired umas that didn't win even a single G3 race
This is a trainer only threadNo umas allowed
>>586998320I'm the censored name btw
>>586999812how come every time we rank something there's ALWAYS an annoying JPnigger talking about umas no one knows about
this is a horse only threadno trainer are allowed
>>587000176>plays JP franchise>complains when someone talks about JPare you retarded?
>>587000015Wrong.
>>587000176Attentionwhores the second they are not the center of attention start behaving like the pests they are
>>587000269What did she say in JP probably>yassu bitchu these cookies are (obscure gyaru slang)
>>587000269the only difference between this dialogue and the JP one is that you can understand one but not the other
>>586997934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zMqaNrRRTU
>>586999812Phalaenopsis isn't a fucking gyaru you retarded faggot.
>>586999104If I marry both Helios and Palmer, will they let me watch them scissoring?
shiny new toy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> faithful but gay and dusty old toy
>>586999695You're recruited! Recruited, recruited, recruited!
>>587000549>>>/u/
>>587000549Yes but they only start rubbing muffs together after you cream them both
this thread is awful
>hyperactive retard who talks in incomprehensible and made-up slang:(>hyperactive retard who talks in incomprehensible and made-up slang, japan:O
>>587000698That's why we need to hate gyarus more
Tosen Jordan?
>>587000846当然
>>587000410>>587000430>>587000806Allison is not sending his best.
>>587000698>>587000816then tell us which gyaru would you hatefuck?
Went on a date with Daiwa and was reminded of how good her casual outfit is
>>586999893STOP THE COUNT
Remember when this place was usable over a year ago?
I'll take it.
>>586999649But I really like Rice?
hitired
So I did the Helios career, and it is basically fucking nothing? I don't mean the localization, I'm not talking about that. Helios feels like a side character in her own career. The story is more about Ruby and Miracle with Helios coming around to throw some lingo around. I was winning every race except Arima Kinen, too, so it just seemed like other characters were having emotional moments while Helios was a force of nature winning solely on good vibes.
>>587001012now say why you don't like global Helios without mentioning you hate tung tung tung sahur
bye
>>587001059>fat>ugly>BPD
>>587001062Bitchin...
>>587000992I hadn't realized
>>587001116wow it has nothing
>>587001363I like these creatures
>>587001259>except Arima KinenGit gud
>>587001306Do you see?
>>587001260we love him though
>>587001363She's getting ahead of herself.
>>587001443that is a decapitated head
CALL ME UPI'VE GOT TO FEEL ALIVEMY BLUE SKY HOME
>>587001167Many say this
>>587001565
creatureposting?
sad bored gay
>>587001729I have no regrets.
>>587001612The hair behind the head kinda makes them look like slugs
>>587001924Ugly chuds
>>587001443>there is morenani>>587001565*smooch*
There are trainers with female names in my club. Is there a chance they're biologically female?
>>5870021140 don't worry about it sweetie
>>587001902So you're saying Blob Creek isn't too far off from being one of these entities. I'm not against that.>>587001995I give you kissies back.
>>587001924Post this with Scarlet and Machan please.
>>587002114Yes, pic related, want to meet up?
>>587002238That's a man
>>587001924bro wins 1 CM with Spe and starts calling her his wife
>>587001902
>jerked off to the club chat again
>>586990761Grand Live is too simple. Mantblazer had potential, it had interesting and gamey choices. It was simply too long. Everyone's just parroting retarded meme opinions from internet, "le devil scenario XD". None of you can think in games. Uma central problem is the hangup on 72 turns. They should shorten it somehow.
I just realized I can retire from GL after I'll finish my aces.Now im motivated!
>>587002238Kaite…
>>587002415
>>587001340Groundwork on pace is a psyop.
>>587002238Could you delete this? Don't want anyone one stealing your pic and passing off as themselves
umaslugsluguma
White woman
>>587002576yjk
>>587001843Dating a woman would make you not sad & not bored>how do i find a womanI have faith in you You'll figure it out
doto
>>587002568
>>587002668>he didn't censored the anus
Even Japan wants to kill all localizers
>>587002668fluffy villain
>>587002761>looking at an old man's asshole
Global is full of sheep. Whatever parent I put up with distance pinks for the most recent CM and decent blues it still gets borrowed at least 200 times a day even if the whites aren't that good
>>587002747>>587002568
>>587002747
>>587002787>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>japanese
>>587002668I sleep like this
>>587002917Shiwu...
>>587002787>japanese>account based in United States, Seattle WA
I'm Japanese and I think you guys are all fags.
>>587002787Who even cares about one single nobody on twitter?
>>587002870i borrow for blues more than whites now that my loops dont suck(as much). stamina + anything will be borrowed it seems like.
>>587003027are ehh got ohgo men ah sigh
Love the slugs.
Is 2 front 1 pace good for CM22? I want to run Tarumae with Brickey
>>587002787>I hate the localization but I will never ever ever learn japanese because kanji is scary
I HATE SLUGS
>>587003027omagaaah
>>587002654no girl is into what I am sooo
So will GL still have some use for building parents with auto, or throw it in the trash as soon as the new scenario is out?
>>587002787hope you can learn to follow his example and learn to move on
>>587002917
>>587003164yeeeeeesplease also run acute for a soulful team
>>587002370why do you type like a black person?
>>587003209There are a lot of fish in the seaChin upNot over till it's over
>>587003251Nyo
Friendly reminder that Agnes Tachyon doesn't bath or showers daily.
>>587003251>I wasted my entire day doing nothing, should have watched anime (doing nothing) or playing videogames (doing nothing) instead ok bro
>>587003230who knows, tehe
>>587002515My Flower failed groundwork in finals and was sent to the 9999th lane trying to overtake little timmy's bakushin with 0 mid race and 100% downhill uptime
WHAT THE HECK IS A FILLIE ECLAIR!?
>>587003547It's a creampie.
>>587003434Well he could've been doing nothing but being happy instead of doing nothing and seething
pace promoted groundwork El CP is the strongest uma ever doe
the one thing that bugs me about helios is that she's lowkey a chetnik with the way she throws the serbian three fingers around
>>587003434Wagies really think like this huh?
>>587003620the WHAT
>>587002467>it had interesting and gamey choicesThe choices of loading tiara route or classics route
>>587003620I agree, Mr. WitgodHow's your CM21?
>>587003707the world was strong
>>587003251jesus christ
I need to die
I tried training acute but 20 borrow runs late (at least 1/3 of them trashed because of bad song RNG or no Mile S) and I only had 1 of them that reached max speed, and glued that one too because she didn't finish any card event. Moreover she has a hard time catching up to Rickeys in room matches with only budding blossom as her reliable acceleration. I gave up and trained someone else.
donna bros our strongest mare?
>>587003683playing games or watching shit after being in the wagie cage is not wasting your time because you already did something productive, only doing those things all day long is wasting your time
>>587003523This isn't for sprint though.
>>587003846I don't want my friends to die
>>587003320>rolling for 3 (three) specialty dirtersNoone does this
>>587003880>gorilla jobbed to an ethot
>>587003860>"Ran twenty careers and made zero aces" awardneighas will do this then complain the game isn't fun
>>587003880Kawakami Princess
>>587003801I doubt he understands the japanese localization that he professes is good and respectful. He is probably reading the english subs, hearing the voice acting and going "Wow, this is exactly the same delivery!"
it's a good thing i dind't waste my carats on localizer slop like helios
You are braindead if you willingly go on twitter
>>587002952>united statesor as we call it: sea
>>587003939You should date ***** and take care of their well being then
>>587003939there is nothing left for me here
>>587003202how about caterpillar?
>>587003939You aren't my friend and I want you to die.
>>587004045
>>587004045You can't post that
>>587003985I have no idea what you meant by this. I never said I wasn't having fun.
>>587004027What's twitter
>>587004045>no glasses
Helios legit has a fuarking kino story but cyRETARDS wasted it on making her a meme horsealmost as bad as Digital
>>587004045>samplewhere do you retards keep coming from
>>587004045You can post this
>>587004027it's honestly more entertaining than posting here
>>587004249You can't post that either
>>587004249dirter anal..
If you losers are this bored why don't you go for a jog?
>>587004249>cuckshit
>>587004267>mad at the samplechad
please end my suffering
>>587004379I could go for a jigg later
>>587004379
>>587004392HowI only saw digitan jerking itWhere's the cuckshit
>>587004523>>587004523>>587004523
>>587002787>DopagakiDopamine brat? I learned something today, huh.
