Previous: >>586980164New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
take me out of my fucking misery I beg you
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
UMA LOVE!!sex with horses!!
>>587004619God I fucking hate that ugly ass twin turdo
what a terrible bread
>>587004523Fuck RiceMarry BourbonKiss FlowerKill Bakushin
I AM THE ONLY SOUTH AMERIBRO IT>>587004523SEXO CON FLOWER
End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
>>587004717I love this ritualpost
oysaumamusume!
>replied to himselfwhat an ick
Is there any cure for gay zoomer Umas?
i'm going to /vm/ this semen SLURPING thread ain't for me anymore
>>587005023Shoot it
curren earsock handjobsend post
>>587005027DONT SHAY THAT
>>587005027same here, leaving as well. this place is way too schizophrenic at this point
>>587005023Belt to ass until morale improves
>>587004920kek
>>587004825I'm from Buenos Aires and I say fuck them all
>>587005027good luck at the gay thread I'm going straight to sleep
>>587004717pretty funny how bad things got for eurocucks in the last 5 years, from making fun of their teeth and bad weather to this
>>587004753You're a meanie butt doodoo stinky head poopie face
>>587005027>Curren dramafag ever leaving
>>587005118ok pedo
>>587005027wow maybe we should make threads like these more often after all
>>587005118most argie coded uma?
>>587005409Kill boyumas
>>587004825Olá, hermano.
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Oguri Cap
do NOT google oguri's real name
>>587005023Tie her up and lick her feet for 24 hours straight
>>587005319adhd meds kicking in late race:
this thread is full of LOSERS
>>587005678OH MY JEBUS
>>587005087I took my meds today so you can't blame me
>>587005678DON'T NONO NO NO
How do you fix a gay Uma that lusts after her best friend?
why is Falco so smug
>>587005961Fuck her best friend
>>587004825>I AM THE ONLY SOUTH AMERIBRO ITfalse
>>587005023ojisan dick
>>587005968he was basically smurfing his whole career, it went to his head
everyone hates me
Remember to VOTE! https://poal.me/nvn8ky
>>587005482Satono Diamond, Tamamo Cross, Orfevre
>>587006153this is sadly trueim a zoomer and every zoomer girl i know has a boomer/daddy/height fetish for some reason. they love ojisans irl
>>587006241me too, but I don't let it get to me with the power of happy thoughts.
>>587005482
first rate more like first rape
>>587006258>making me choose between Pama and HeliosAbsolutely evil
>>587005961>cuckquean
>>587006302same except im a guyplease help mei have nothing else to live for
>>587006450filling your hole would be fun but meh I don't feel like it
>chasers get scared off>has to beg for attention
>>587006754
sorry for being miserable I guess
Ahhhhhhhhh guys I want to impregnate Light Hello I want to get her drunk and then bring her to my house and then mating press her and lie to her to that I'm using a condom and she's too drunk so she can't tell and I cum inside the deepest part of her womb and even after cumming I just keep going and keep pumping until I put every bit of my seed in to her
>>587006798>uma loliNo.
>>587006798I mean I have a human wife...
>>587006997Based
>>587006997wish that was me
>>587006981Umazing
>>587006985You are forgiven.
>>587006997No eggs
>>587006997same
>>587006278>Orfevre
>>587006749eat shit incels =)
>>587007234what the fuck is this page
>>587006749This is making me imagine Cecil as Helios's trainer
was there a version of this festa getting kwab'd that had jong tiles instead of cards or did i just imagine it
>>587007452>lesbian
>>587007481>nearly a thousand videosautism is Umazing!
>>587005231NO U
>>587007234they might understand japanese but they can't speak english
>>587007382wei is not a real word but wahey is
eugghhhh i'm so mentally ill everybodyyyy
>>587007481>hagfagCringe
>>587007710yurr
>>587006857feels good to see my efforts be worth it
>>587007382>Is it that hardIt is done for the same reason they say "Trainer" and not "Toreenaa"
>>587007710>i'm so mentally illJust like everyone here.
Tachbaby
>>587007491Neck yourself
oofevre
If randoms on Twitter hate translations so much, why do they not simply learn Japanese?
>>587007912Agnes Bratyon
>>587007234https://hrmos.co/pages/cygames/jobs/2130592181566771234they have an opening, retards out here always saying shit and never actually doing anything
>reddit tachyon
they should have made helios darker-skinned and speak in full on ebonics.
>>587007929
For how long is Wit bobo used? I'm thinking of dropping groundworks from my front parents
>>587008105Thanks, Allison
>>587007924SO uncalled for
who are the mentally ill umas?besides falco i mean
>>587008112In general? About a year until wit ScarletSpecifically? There's always more specific wit cards you can borrowAdvice? Almost every future front card and trainee comes with groundwork or a distance equivalent, but discounts are discounts
You guys are my friends?
>>587008002Not an excuse
>>587008407Fug, guess I'm gonna have to keep going. Maybe the Tachyon event will save me
>>587008002because complaining about something being bad is way easier than looking for a solution
>>587008445You don't even understand what you're angry about
>>587008442Fuck off
>>587008442only when you post chubby
overfeed your umas
>>587008002It takes fucking 2k to 4k hours of study.本当くそ語ですね
why does everyone here have a closeted fat fetish
>>587008619dont shay that....
Dantsu is only good as an abuse victim
>>587008698Not an excuse
>>587004825Filho da puta
>>587008748closeted?
>>587008810Yes it is fucker, maybe you're a jobless bum with unlimited time but people have things to do in their life
>>587008748you just said this so people>closetedyou
>>587008748>closeted??
>>587008698Most people here have 2k to 4k hours of umamusume gameplay
You could get angry at this or enjoy soup. The choice seems easy to me.
>>587008872things such as: complaining all day on twitter
>>587008564>being disingenuous
>>587008872If I can learn enough Japanese to read uma stories with 3 hours of study a week for 2 years, 15 years ago, you can spare at least that
Why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>587004658*put
>>587009086waiting
>>587009086im clanking rn i got tp pots on my shit my autotrainer creamy rn
>>587008748retard
>>587008947
>>587009062>15 years agoOld f*cker
>>587008872I learned French and Spanish by myself while I had a full time job. Learn how to plan and manage your time then you'll see how many more things are possible other than bitching on twitter.
Romantic Umamusume
How do I make Hokko Tarumae good for CM22?
>>587009238ojisan gameojisan website
>>587009086Out of borrows I could make my own second parent but it would be shoddy
>>587009151unity has 15 tp runs
>>587009319hope you only get matched against two fronts max, hope both are shit fronts, hope you're against a shit pace, and hope you're matched against shit ends as well
>>587009294Kill yourself, Taro
>>587009319bring another pace, her unique requires her to be blocked on the side same as budding
>>587009151This could be 29/100 and I'd still use carats to refill
>>587009381I am not making aces in unity
>>587008442We are not friends.
>>587004825aweonao
>>587009672>wasting carats on energyThat's why you'll never get a spark on a banner
>>587007234>perfectly
>>587009816I have 5 sparks
speaking of spics, all chileans I know have Kita as their numbers 1 uma, anyone knows why?
>>587009816oh no my -10 carat deficit that pays 15 on average
>>587009816My pull plan says otherwise thougheverbeit
I'll fap to the next uma post.
>>587009983
>>587009867cause kitasan is the best
>>587009816you'll never have a good parent
>f2p>saving for Wit Ramonu>find out CB is releasing soonwhy didnt you tell me, she was only one of the reasons I got interested in uma in the first place and is my most wanted , i hate you, umag
>>587010073just... buy her later?
>>587010073you can always use THAT
>>587010073Skip the slut and pull for the card.
(torape)
>>587010073get better taste?
>>587010073you'll get her with your free rolls
>>587010073Just MLB Ramonu in 120 like everyone else
>>587010073just roll for 1 Ramonu and use all crystals that you saved up until now
>>587009943Nice Racist
>>587009867Kita is Chilean bwo
>>587007430I don't know her that well but most of the country has a concept of Porteño and I feel like she fits it
What are the best late surger parents out right now? Need to selector some of them so I am not borrow locked every CM
We are friends
>>587009867same as to why argentinians love Dia
I am friends with everyone but Turbofag.
>>587010361dober is the big general late parent for right now.
la umita mas grande de Chile
>>587010152Shut up lolpenis
>>587009943>the argentinabro who destroyed *
Chile can suck my dick. But not before Eurocucks.
>>587010524she's cute too so I win doubly by selectoring her, thank you
>>587009943all good and all based posts
posted it again award
>>587010585>posts talk about israel and jp>* out of nowhereholy obsessed
>>587009062I've been spending 10 minutes a day on Japanese for the past 10 years and I can't read fucking shit because remembering kanji is for the autismo devils, so spare me your personal experience bullshit
>>587010740he wonyou lost
>>587010585I heard he won 14 plats
>>587010647you mad their flag is similar to Texas' or something bwo
>>587010653based dober enjoyer
>>587010783* won correct
>>587009285> Learned other languages that use the same letters and even share many word rootsWow I'm so fucking impressed. What's next, you know Spanish and learned Portuguese in 3 months? Yeah no fucking shit.
How are we still talking about this a year later
reminder that studying is also a talent, if you aren't good at it then you truly are a talentless bum
>>587010863>lost gallblader>lost um*m* to mambocchi>lost um*m* to dacchis>lost last CMyou will never live this down
fuckhera rorel
>>587010869>t. EOP
>>587010756>10 minutes a dayso you study 60 hours a year? no shit you dont remember anything retard.
>>587010869I didn't even tell you what my native language is
>>587011027yep you are obsessed with him lol
>>587010756>I've been spending 10 minutes a day on Japanese for the past 10 years and I can't read fucking shit because remembering kanji is for the autismo devilsyou can't do what japanese 10yo kids can?
>>587010756>remembering kanjiThis is the wrong approach. Learn kanji alongside vocabs and it'll be less painful.
Friday night and you freaks are still here talking about the same shit
>>587010018That was a great fap.
i like when the blue one says weiiii
>>587011269#argentinaiswhite
>>587011403ror rumao
>>587009285>>587011164>french and spanish come easy>romantic languages >portuguese is a romantic languageyep not beating the FAVELANIGGER allegations
I require more Helios feet images. I don't care if they're AI or not, just post them. Please.
Since you fags are just shitposting, is the Buenafag the same as the Chiyofag? Both seem to avatarfag, ERP, and blog.
>>587011560Yeah
>>587011560still better than the staygoldtranny
>>587011560its */um*m*
>>587011551i know this is fetish are but the fucking STEAM coming off the shoes is so fucking funny. like feet niggas really look and go "oh god they're steamy" and blast like a fire hydrant?
>>587011560all me
>>587011715nyes...
>>587011164Portuguese?
I don't want to recognize people on an anonymous image board
>>587011832Generals were always a mistake
>>587011852Not CnC:Generals
>>587011389Same. It brightens my day, just like the sun.
>>587011715I didn't notice the steam lmaoit looks as if she poured soup in there
>>587011909Idk what that is nigga
>>587011715ye
>>587011469>>587011791Egyptian Arabic
>>587011560B, *m*a*a , and the milefag are Buena posters
>>587011832then don't... I come in here and shitpost without caring about who any of you retards are
>>587012079making it real hard bwo
>>587012079Allen...
NN
Banana demon
>>587012079****...
>>587012186
>>587012138just filter every name, name variation, image hash, and multiple key phrases and youre fine. You would get to read a very comfortable 5 posts every thread.
WHEN ARE WE GETTING AUTO DAILIESI HATE HAVING TO MANUALLY CLEAR TT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHteiomelty.jpg
>>587011960One of the best real time strategies ever madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej8C6M2fjms
>>587012340hmmmmmmmm 2.5th anni
Follow the eightfold pathhttps://jiggie.fun/rD_gnlhttps://jiggie.fun/rD_gnlhttps://jiggie.fun/rD_gnlhttps://jiggie.fun/rD_gnl
>>587012448nobody actually jiggies
>>587012437>2.5th anniJapan didn't get it until late last year.
>>587012485when i jiggle my penis a little pee comes out
>>587012485jiggies are the last decent thing we have as a family
>>587008445 >>587009056>non argumentsglad you agree that you're DUMB AS FUCK>>587008531/thread>>587008872>being disingenuous>>587011645been a few weeks you showed up, where you've been?>I've been here all the timeexcept all the days that stegofag got to post his JP trash 24/7, aka the last few weeks
Can we go back to making fun of Nathan
>>587012424>some gay sloptuber's youtube video that is either unscripted ranting over gameplay, or reading off a wiki article
Bakushin?
>>587012586isnt that a hotdog brand
>>587012671Yeah I like hebrew national way more
>>587012609>not wanting to bomb ragheads while some chink is deciding which way to point his nuke shell artillery
>>587012546Nippon didn't get offline auto until two weeks ago and we had it for 4 months already, your point?
>>587012667BakuSHIT
>>587011909 >>587011852More of a Space General type anyway... could never into CnC>>587012184OUR girl, and MY wife!
Tiernito wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima
>you only use one wit card after grandmasters per meta deckCan anyone tell me why ramonu is shilled so hard then? Is it because you have a waiting period for your style specific card, least for frontrunners, and l-arc and forward the card dies unless you arent a front main, only for it to die when your style specific card dies? Is it because its f2p to have a general card that might not be most optimal but at least its a strong stat stick for people?
>being from South America
Le trannylators...were le right?
>>587012667It's quite unbelievable that there isn't a doujinshi of Bakushin out there regarding the obvious joke about how fast she is during sex.
>>587012424>real time strategiesHow do I git gud at Starcraft?
>>587008531The solution is making even more noise. This has proven to work with them taking a step back regarding showing the word Christmas. Hopefully this will reach big names on Youtube!
you guys are fucking retarded.
Bliss Blink wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
my filters are going strong today, thanks for giving me regex practice
>>587012961>Only for ramonu to die when your style specific card releases**
>>587013049By playing it a lot, then realizing you're really shit a it, after which you either exclusively play Arcade, or bot matches.
>>587013070I actually think like this
>>587012485Bricked
>>587013083Fuku wouldn't filter people.
Joy the Moment wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>587012961discard any retard saying "you only need one wit card" immediately. 2 speed, 2 wit, flex depending on distance, and the scenario support is the average deck structure from here until DIY like 5 scenarios away
>>587012961>f2pBecause you get free pulls on it and it lives for about a year if you dont pull any of the cards more suited to your running style.
>>587013228Fuku filters the feng shui propaganda
>>587012961ramonu is the 2nd best wit card which means if you ever build anything outside your main style you will use her.
If everyone here is such a Japanese expert, go and translate this image for me, as I'm too lazy and don't trust google.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/151748843And while you're at it, post some Kitasan being a cute lil runt
>>587013070Yes I'm fucking Calestone and Durandal.>>587013049Be born in the 90s
G Fforia wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima
If you filter me I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
>>587013195I'll try joining the room to see what this jig is all about...
Ecoro Volk wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>587013389Let's test out that theory of yours, Obi-Grass...
[-]
>>587013195you're just taking important colors on 1 and 5, surely everyone in /uma/ can do that
>>587013530Can you do me a favor and give me a (you) with the results of R6 Kyoto?
Prinkipissa wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto>>587013618sure that should be in around 1 hour and 30 minutes
>>587013720Thanks. Praying Stainslas does well. If not Stainslas, Shonan Baramon too.
marriage in progress
Red Abandonne wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima
>>587013848no one would actually marry Rice
>>587013926my name is no one
>>587013926I am no one
>>587012186She's taking her crush on her trainer too far.
Hamanasunosakukoro wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>Tired>Check club>Join request from someone >Check chrono, ID sends me to a club that he doesn't show up in>Go into uma.moe, rankings, check all-time>Get a hit, 1.5m a dayThis whole club stuff ALMOST feels like work.
Noble Scepter wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>587013083>regex practicejust ask grok bwo
Thisavros wins the 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587014068Do your fucking job Danchou
>>587014068chronogenitals would be hairier
>>587014241>I didn't make it to the list
>>587014153she didnt even win the kikua sho by 5 lengths, trash.
Rainbow Flight wins the 4th race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>random slop postnot proving anything with that but that you're mentally retarded and incapable of learning
why is CB still in the jobber outfit, doesn't she come out this month?
sorry for being miserable
>>587014470it's alright bwo
Dragon d'Or wins the 4th race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>587014465Yes, and? Is her outfit in the global files yet?Do they even update these scenarios and their outfits?
You guys are my friends
>>587013534what addon is this?
>>587010756>I can't read because muh kanjiEven if you know kanji you'd still need to understand their alien schizo grammar, which is harder.
>>587014702
>>587014571i think sothey had to hotfix unity 2 because ruby's outfit wasnt in the game and would crash your game if you watched the race
Still in Bourbon
I heard Tracen has an underground ring where they sell footage of umas raping their trainer
>>5870147164chanx by the looks of it
>>5870147164chanXT, but X should have it as well.
>>587014886The entrance is somewhere around this area, but be warned, it's thoroughly guarded.
>>587014001>biwa>crush on her torenahuh?!
>>587015049satonomyface
We are not friends.
>>587014702you should kill yourself
>>587015175
Backreading the last thread, you guys got the anons wrong.Nathan was the attention whore anon who didn't want to join TamaLove >>586502610 >>586503186This was the cucked anon >>586529876 >>586530229
>>587015051Friendship is real.That's love that is fake.
There are only a couple people here that are worth being friends with
>>587015313tamalove has been mentioned quite a few too many times recently...
>>587015175I made tshirts and everything
>>587015325You are not one of these, V
>>587015407so much for currenposters not caring about A rank clubs amirite?
>>587015313>He actually went backSo it was the 2nd, huh? Makes sense obv, but hey.>>587015407This is what you get for inviting me, instead of the rambling ego-cunt. The consequences of your actions.
>>587015324That's why NTR is the only way in the umaworld
>>587015063Everyone is talking about it...
>>587015382
>>587015528retard
>>587015730faggot
>>587015528No one cares Tek or Nathan. You are both shitters
>>587015382I'm Still In Love
V is being awfully loud today for someone who lost the easiest distance CM
>>587015642>point out her crush>get practice perfectCUTEWA HAYHISEX
>>587015175but we kissed
Sprinters' Story!!!!!
this forced drama bores me
Check out by Biwa Hayahide.
>>587015916So true bestie
>>587015871How's the new home?I see Helios, I press like.
>>587015916I was watching the jiggers put together this puzzle in complete silence
>>587015063did this not clue you in?
>>587015852Sex? Yes!
I'm contemplating dropping a pity on KS Miracle Guts to try to get 1LB, tell me if it's a bad idea it probably is>175k carats and 3 rainbow crystals on hand>Biwa oshi, I bring her to every CM and always have her as Pace in Sprint/Mile>Do have 0LB Scarlet Power from a random spook>Planning on pulling for Neo Universe, Hishi Miracle and Marvelous Sunday in Grand Masters, might want the Late-specific McQueen equivalent too though I forget what it is
>>587015960The shoes are traded and urara stickers posted, so it's fine
>>587015871do you have Hishi Akebono in there?
>>587015871Are the japanese horses a mod or is it in game? might play champion jockey then
>>587015642>>587015852>>587016020Biwawa
>>587016181Bro it literally says yasuda kinen
>>587016073From the looks of it you're trying hard to not fall under 100k carats. I have no tips to hoardmaxx anons, just keep hoarding
>come back from work>fuck im tired im going to bed literally right now>...>did i miss anything?>nah>wake up 10 hours later>realize i missed my CM finals ENTIRELY
>>587016140Fixed it.
>>587016284It's fine, you get your reward sent to you.
>>587016120Fair enough.
>>587016256Fine I'll give it a spin, I still haven't touched the post game series in Gallop Racer 2004. This game takes too fucking long but I love it.
>need to free up friends list>about to kick some seiun I think is shitty>see this>suddenly terrified to kick them
>>587016329but i now have no idea what went down...
>>587015313Would a new cutie throw that much a tantrum because he had to join RiceBstGrl?
>>587016385you already said this today
>>587015324I thought that too once
>>587016414Either you won or you didn't.
>>587016385fucking the school bicycle isn't something to be proud of
>enter thread>see a few keibachad posts>suddenly they stopHe's free from this garbage can... Good for him
>>587016457lmao imagine being in a discord club
>>587016130not yet, it's 1992 so Akebono should debut in 2 years iirc>>587016181no, in Champion Jockey: G1 Jockey & Gallop Racer you have two regions, a joined US-EU with fake horses + fake races and Japan with (most) irl horses (up to a certain year) and real races, iirc you can't start in Japan but can transfer there (like Lemaire and M. Demuro irl did) after you do well in a season
>>587016457lmao we dodged a bullet glad this idiot choose that club
>>587016478?
every time I hear "Torepi" my cock twitches
>>587016561WHO WON IT FOR ME?OH NO... I WILL NEVER KNOW
>>587016457Is this the "why the fuck would I join B+ clubs" retard who was offered /uma/ A clubs but thought he was too much of a hot shit for it? He deserves all the ridicule.
>>587016692who did you run
>>587016692This is like when my dad would skip going to my guitar recitals
>>587016596>Akebono should debut in 2 years iircah I see
>>587016848sex and sex
Tsukuba Diva wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Fukushima
>>587016596Oh fuck me buddy that sounds sexy. That campaign is nice, 2004's main issues are the original bred horses for the post game and needing 3 fucking seasons so your foal grows to a colt/filly. I can take this.
>>587016789So you won?
>>587016692this annoys me even though I won too, reminds me of a dumbfuck I know that forgets everything
>>587016956King Kamehameha REPRESENT
Is this worthy to be added to the rentry link?https://uma.cleista.cc/
>>587016739Can you find the posts the currensissies can figure it out from there
>>587016692This is a new contender for the top 20 worst /uma/ posts of all time
>>587016776probably maya or sweep wonbut if flower won then i would be absolutely DESTROYED because she is the only ms victoria that i still don't have
>>587017221Seems like an average humblebrag, nothing specialSorry you lost your CM...
>>587017158>no y axis>no low anglewhat's the point
>>587017221no shot? I just figured if he didn't bother remembering the cm for 2 days he's just baiting
How many frontbros won this sprint casino? AnS is back so all the god Seiun parents are useful again
>>587016957>needing 3 fucking seasons so your foal grows to a colt/fillyHere you don't. They immediately appear at 2YO, and you get until their debut to train them upAlso, what I mean by (most) irl horses is thisThis is the only case for now where the name has been changed. I can only assume this is due to early 2000s bullshit like "If you mention alcohol then the age rating will increse", so they changed Burboun to Bombast
cleared friend list award, satisfying only having mutuals added...until next reset at least
>>587017269wait fuck forgot to attach
>>587017269i hope your sweep won because i also won with sweepy (by a head)
>>587017385KEK I dig it, shame that no original horses got in the PS2 games, they're great too.
>>587017269>>587017452yoo
>>587017364I got 79% (+finals) with machan double debuff, there wasn't really a second front worth running on this track
>>587016596>a joined US-EU with fake horsesTragic stuff this...>>587017385>Mihono Bombastlmao
>>587017385MIHONO BOMBACLAT
>>587017334it was a friday night... im tired...
>>587017385Mihono Bombastic
>>587017712nice try gwo, it's still the 6th
>>587017728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5pq4bIzIw
Tilbury wins the 5th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
Run really not going well. Tempted to do this and just hit auto play for the fans.
>>587017296But I won though?
I'm still of the belief that if there's a global version of Star Horse, I'll beat the entirety of /uma/. I'm confident in my PS2 jockey skills
The carnival bonus doesn't give any rating right?
>>587017875Nevermind, she's a madwoman.
>>587018002no idea, id guess not
>>587018002nah, it goes away later too
>>587016739>>587017170Assuming you meant this anon >>586434118 >>586434270, then yeah, it was probably him because last month he was in ExcelUma which is B+
>>587018002just bigger stats
>>587018154he should of just joined one of the other 3 clubs to get in early when the merger happens if he thought tamaloving was cute
where "ree stegotranny" at?
>>587018154Deserved if true. But the others were part of Umagg which were also B+
>>587018154>last month he was in ExcelUmawhy are curren fags lying?
Tentacion wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>587018154>>587018580yeah the ex-exceluma bros were the diachad and the guy who posted opera with his id
>>587018628Kitabros we back
>Lord Ramesses jobbedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQ0niE_dSoI can't use this despite wanting to...
>>587016073>might want the Late-specific McQueen equivalent too though I forget what it isThat'd be Dia wit, and that's right between McQueen wit and NY Neicha for your plan. With the stash you have now, if I were in your shoes, I'd test the waters with 50 pulls. If I got 1 copy, I'd debate on going another 50 or throwing a crystal on it. If I got nothing in the first 50, I'd dip and take my losses.But realistically, I'd hoard because if you're going for Ramonu anyway, you should be aiming to borrow whale/luxury cards pretty early on and KS Miracle fits that pretty well.
>>587018580I never lie
>>587018628Nijinsky mentioned
>>587018843>jumped from doing 16m to 140mhe is botting
>>587017981Japan makes the best horse gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J07-lKE1xpIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNju18x6pEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IC_3v0d9is^^^ I played the shit out of this one in the truck stops and had a binder full of cards. This is a HUGE money waster and a ton of fun.
>>587018804>pulling without intent to go to a spark
>>587018002No it's main function is to give newcuties/giga casuals stat boost to beat the NPCs
another million fans for mambo!
>>587019092With that haul and all I cared about is 1LB, yeah, I'd snack.
ok but
Mambo ranks higher than Bricked this month
>>587018720>>587018843faggot you guys are retarded and mistake anons
>>587004627Noooooooo this implies Dream Journey wins...And Sirius is best girl...It's all wrong
it's propaganda hours
i want to fuck a mejiroi'm not picky any of them will doeven some mob jobber
Fier Chanter wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587018904Nah I can believe it because this is mine.
My wife insists on leaving our beach towels on the beach at 5am in the morning
>>587019223your money
Which one of you is this
>>587019608Basiert.
flash is probably in my bottom 3 umas along with maya and tupac
Flash insists that it's normal to air out the home every morning
yuribwos...
7th day of NNN
>>587019902>We are not the sameYou can't hate localizers enough>>587019892IT IS THO!? I NEED HAIR?
>>587019452even ryan?
>>587019785t. shart falcuck
Hello, I am a tourist to this game. Can you guys give me an Uma wife?
>>587019682I automatically assume that everyone using "tourist" is an offsiter.
>>587020101Still in Love!
>>587020101agnes tachyon
>>587020059>Kentuckians
Satono Hercules wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>587019974I masturbated 18 times this week already, 6 imes to Dants
>>587020101Get one yourselfhttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersNO FUCKING CHEATINGFIRST ONE OR NOTHING
>>587020208It wasn't even fucking close.
>>5870201011-2 and you get a gold clan uma2-4 and you get a mejiro5-6 you get a satono7-8 you're stuck with a sakura9-0 you have a symboli
>>587020208this horse could have been named satono gun
>>587020101Sorry, I already claimed them all.
>>587020247This character is kind of ugly can I choose someone else?
>>587020307zased...
>>587020208strong
>>587020358
>>587020358 >the raped
>>587020208I don't think I've seen any of those names until I recognized Northern Dancer in the GGGGP section, wew>>587020270>>587020323Was it THAT much of a win? Damn I need to see it, where can I?
>>587019398That's why you need to end the bonds between umas and trainers
>>587020179grass is japanese
>>587020358The raped
>>587020358That's OVERLORD OF CENTURY'S END TM Opera O
>>587020307rolling
>>587020059Three white women having a good time.Live, laugh, love!!!
>>587020358No takesies backsiesThis is destinyBut I like numbers and that 8 is of good fortuneReroll but it's only valid if your next post is a 7 Otherwise... You know the drill
>>587020101She's all yours
>>587020427grass will never be japanese
>finally got a good eep>slept for 11 hours>catbox is backLife is good
>>587017158WTF?
>>587020496>white girl make love>white girl during laugh>white girl after makes new livesOH MY GOOOOOOD I CRACKED THE CODE
>>587020085ryan is cool its only her looks whereas the others are bad in their souls>>587020093
Never forget this exist.https://umaeclipse.com/
>>587020225Is the sanctity of the challenge a joke to you
>>587020671Almost perfect loop, I applaud you
>>587020674yeah i didnt really figure it out either
>>587020815how many vibecoded adfarming websites wrapping the same two open source analysis tools do we really need
>>587019785>tupac as lastThis has to be a post made by Biggie S(malls)amson
>>587020930Not enough
>>587020815This type of web design makes me want to throw up, not a single word on that page looks like it was written by or even reviewed by a person
>>587020815Why would I ever use this?
>>587020856nta but I still have no idea how you got that one to be this fucking smoothI swear there is always a slight stutter/lag when a file restarts, but nothing with your loop, it's crazy
>>587013618Yokohama Blues wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto, Stanislas 2nd
Realized I never posted my finals, Ticket rushing almost helped her do it but in the end Sprint S was insurmountable: https://files.catbox.moe/9xd2ma.mp4>>587018804I was looking through future support cards and that one jumped out at me, good to know that it's worth looking out for. A lot of the other umas I like are Lates and Biwa can go Late herself so I think I'm definitely grabbing it. I do have 32 support card tickets right now (didn't update the calculator before screencapping) so snacking wouldn't hurt too bad but I might just hoard anyways, though it will suck for CM25 (which I might meme with Front Biwa on) and CM26 (at least it's a Red Shift track)
>>587020815sorry but I simulate my races with pencil and paper
>>587021017Here's my secret:I stole it from an earlier thread
>>587021010To support the malaysian economy
>>587021017isnt it just the file restarts on the tyre momentary still
>>587020594Would Gold City actually do this?
>>587021075Thanks.>Stainslas 2ndAw man. Hope he gets it next time.
>>587020850I have an extreme high libido and I have zero self control. I did it 3 times to Ayaby and they were the most intense orgams too, I just kept pumping to her even while spurting
>>587017158huh, she DOES have another eye
>>587021086>not using an abacusDisgusting
>>587021131If you're an ugly bastard, yes.
>>587021162He is good, just meat someone just as good in this race
>>587020978What the fuck? Is this 4chan? Why was I summoned here!?>>587021090You tricked me... but my annoyance still stands>>587021115Issue is that the sound can lag/stutter as well, so even if you end and start on the still tyre, that won't fix the audio being fuckey.>I don't have it what do you meanLucky you
Damn what hint luck just 6 turns in. Surely this is the run.
>>587020856
>>587021223>he doesnt count that shit out on his fingersngmi
>>587021084Nice try BNWfriend
>>587021257I know you're lying because I said your name ONLY ONCENice try, Suge, you cheating fuck
>>587021249>meatmet*Clearly, I need to drink some coffee
I have never won a Sprint CMWill King still be competitive in the Yasuda Kinen CM due in like late JanuaryShe at least gets to use Spring Spectacle again there
>>587021296>no tits>no ass
>>587021306I do it Babylonian style, but I need an extra hand to factor in the climate
>>587021190of course!
>>587021401>67% projected winouch. She shouldnt be too bad as long as her ult has carryover on the track
>>587021084We'll get'em next time fren
>>587021257You could try looping the audio first (or stealing the url from the webm I posted), and then make sure the animation loops on the exact length of the audio?
>>587021493>>587021449perfect
>>587021493>fat>ugly>BPD
SAMBAMAI NICHISAM BAUMAUMASAMBASAM BASAMBAUMA SAMBA
>>587021493
>>587021401Here's what the koreans think, doesn't look terrible at least
>>587021718
From Raven wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587021401Capricorn is the only CMs that I scored 3rd place. It's umazing and it's my zodiac sign
>>587021875>zodiac sign>>>/t/umblr
>>587021973Was it really a tumblr thing? Never been there my entire life
>>587021084Nice try bwo
>>587022073it's a woman thing
>>587021401Yasuda Kinen is on Tokyo Racecourse, and final straight acceleration is always good in a short race in Tokyo.That said I brought two front runners and King to Yasuda Kinen in MANT and the front runners ended up getting the plat for me.
>>587019892I need Flash to air out her chest directly into my face after a long race
>>587022146Well that makes sense. I'm only aware of my sign because of my mom
>>587022173kingumanko
>>587021585It's encroaching shadow only on the last straight>>587021807at least she's on the list of options if Helios is supposed to be super queen of the mile from now on i wonder how far away everyone on the list is from her>>587021875I only have Capricorn Gold now not even a starI could at least have starred every other gold title before this pointThis CM left me so pissed that i can barely appreciate that this is as close as i got to giving Bono a victory in 2nd
>>587022237Uhhh you do know that white women smell a lot stronger than Japanese women right
>>587021084>Nishino with inner rail for the entire first half of that raceVery unfortunate especially with your Biwa having such a great corner combo going, that Beeline Burst being saved for final stretch speed really went against your Tickezo, tough luck BNWfriend. I grow confident in hearing Biwa sing Ms. Vic for you.But you're in the right to think long term and continue the hoard, being able to see you get some dubs with Biwa as a late once you get cards to support that will be fun.
>>587020059Cute American
Coudre a la Main wins the 7th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
How do I tell my trainee to respect my personal space? I don't care if nursing handjobs are normal in her culture, they're not normal here!
>>587022631Maruspawns winning always make me smile
>>587021075>Another Flightline spawn winHow many is that now?
>>587022690>aislop>Kentuckian Void the contract and neck yourself
>>587022690Mine keeps asking to suck my toes, it's really fucking weird
>>587022320>I only have Capricorn Gold now not even a starChecked mine and I also got gold with "New" in it. So a 3rd place gives gold as well huhWas at least expecting good placement this CM desu but I got a 789
>>587022690Tell her she's stinky
>>587022807For the ones in Japan? Should be 7 or 8
>>587022631shiraoki is real
I've won the past 2 sprints with Falco
>>587023042I really don't fucking care
no one cares
I care
which uma
>>587023042gj falcochad
Wasn't there a guy who won with D Turf Urara in CM20 or something? That"s not possible for Pace due to bad accels right?
>>587023042I won Capricorn 1 with Falco even though her ult went off early instead of late for accel
You should care. Dirt mile is next, it'll be her terrain.
>>587023042Omedetou bwo
Golden Kite wins the 7th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
how get carats from the half tp runs
>>587023369Early ult is not bad at all actually, cause it makes her go the distance just like a runaway. Just that the accel is best used when its procced on the final stretch
jiggle
>>587023313I think it's only possible for medium and long races
>>587023313there isnt enough distance in a mile race to overcome the acceleration penalty from low dirt apt.
>>587023384lol
>>587023487
i wasted all my carats on shitty support cards they need to fix the gacha rates
>>587023881That's why you should just become an umaroller
jiggie uphttps://jiggie.fun/tuZZe1>https://jiggie.fun/tuZZe1https://jiggie.fun/tuZZe1>https://jiggie.fun/tuZZe1https://jiggie.fun/tuZZe1
Well this is probably the best I'll do within the next couple days. I should be around rank 120 now which is great. Hope I can keep within 200.
>>587023941It's been a whileDo we know yet if its truly ogre for Ebayan
>>587023994damn that's crazy
>>587024038After that embarrasing race it probably is
what were they thinking when they designed herthey never did it again
>>587023935yeah i don't want to be a metafag anymore i'll just become a waifufag like most people
>>587024038doesn't he still have the arima humilation ritual
>>587023994No one gives a fuck, attention whore. Go back to your dead thread already.
>>587024038Last we heard they were still planning on doing a retirement race in japanSo short of yanko coming out of the BCC with an injury i doubt that plan has changed
>>587023313There was, but two things to note. The first one is what the other bwos said, medium and long can allow an acceleration penalty, you won't be able to do that in a mile. The second one is that was a once in a lifetime lobby for that guy to get because he was going against two other teams with one ace/two debuffers. He had to hope that his debuffers could get the Golshi and Opera to walk before his Urara did and he did. It made for one fascinating finals.
>>587024117they were thinking of umacunny
I like umas that are yet to be released being posted here but posting JP gameplay is being retarded on purpose
>>587024294Imagine being triggered so easily lmao
Mozu Own Goal wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587023026May she bless us all
OLE OLE
Bully
>>587024117When times were simple
Out of the next 10 upcoming umas, but which is the hottest, which is the ugliest? Alts don't count so don't even try saying Ryan.
>>587024117>>587024337>>587024474>>>/b/
>>587023785Well shit, I can't counter that. You can have this in response.
>>587023881this is the fixed rates, newfriend
>>587024474Do these young fillies know the effect they have on mens cocks?
>>587024528All umas are ugly
>>587024365Imagine being a thread spamming faggots who can't just go to a thread where it belongs
>>587021807I thought Taishin was the potential uma? Why is she actually op now?
Stinky vinegary steamy musky uma musume girlyfeets!!!!!!!
>>587024678Imagine being so autistic he has to complain every thread about something he can just solve with a single click [-] lmao pathetic cuck
>>587024695she gets easier to build when scenarios shit out stamina
>>587024695she's still potential uma, but her potential is higher because she doesn't start the last spurt in guaranteed 9th like she did at launch
>>587024758Shouldn't have to do it if you would stop being an off topic nigger and post it where it belongs. A person takes a shit right next to you do you just ignore it? No you make him clean his shit and make him use a toilet like a civilized person
It's okay to hate the Stegofag
>>587024843It'd be so funny if Sakura Bakushin O had brown nipples
Need Cesario nonny so bad
I think both sides are shitting up the thread
any people who got calendarshit memorized?will the current scamchas be around when the purchasable selectors are up?
>>587024843>stallionFaggot
>>587024758I genuinely don't give a shit and am just commenting about how retarded it is. Kinda like looking at a fender bender from afar and telling my buddy that of course it's a woman driver who rear ended a nigga
What the fuck is a nonny
an umamusume is a fuck vessel
>>587024581She doesn't get Mile Maven for nothing.
>>587024695>>587021807I thought Taishin was donezo because evolved skills are comingShouldn't they be here by late January?
>>587024627I know the effect she has on me!
>>587024878You can't stop thinking about me just admit it
>>587025015>I thought Taishin was donezo because evolved skills are comingWhy do you think that?
>>587024991Don't say that. These fags get off on being called a woman no matter how nonadjacent the comment was.
>>587025047sniff
>>587025062If Stay Gold and her SSR are both OP what happens when you train her as an ace
>>587024945no one posts this fucking umai see them in the keiba guy's pedigree posts more than anywhere else
>>587025023Girl sweat coating her little filly body and her skimpy summer clothes...
>>587025125You are not running guts on a mid distance/long distance Uma for it to matter.
>>587024998Trannyshit
>>587025125no one except this guy uses stego as an ace
>>587025062you're a fucking tranny who keeps spamming your dog shit gameplay when you can't even get a platkill yourself already you waste of oxygen
>>587025023Kmyb hasn't made a hag doujin yet sigh
>>587025089Aren't Taishin's evolved skills super inconsequential when everyone else gets fat buffs?
>>587025252I don't care if he posts or not, but you being this insufferable means I'm going to side with him no matter what
>>587025385>he>him
Radiant Star wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Tokyo
porn umanko cum sex fuck breed
>>587025384Making other umas usable is not the same as making Taishin worse.
>>587025478Just realized I missed the make debuts. Guess thats what I get from waking up late
>>587025457Yes because that faggot is a tranny and not actually a woman
>>587025062sex with the stego i will mating press her and breed a new generation of gold ships and orfevre
>>587025342You can always check Ishimura0204's
V has been so insufferable these past few threads
Testo
>>587025713I like kmyb's style the most though, now if only he makes another vanilla doujin. His seiun and nishino are insanely good, even more than the NTR ones I dare say.
>>587025252That isnt V
>>587025478bro is a scenario gold
>>587025736What 789 in cm finals does to a mf
>>587025974he may be subhuman but he's not a tranny and he at least has a plat
>>587025691>faggot porn
>>587026119what do you expect from gay pedophile trannies
Smile Through wins JG3 Kyoto Jump Stakes at Kyoto
>>587026346Total fucking blowout, jesus.
Was Radiant Star written in English the actual name of the Uma skill in JP?
>>587026346I'm not a keiba watcher but isn't jumping like really dangerous for the horsies?
>>587026212RUURAAAA
is dirt S more important than end S and mile S?
>>587026425Nope, it was Ichiban Boshi. Which should be "First Star" if translated literally.
>>587026346I have yet to see a favorite win these jump courses>that no jockey umaHoly
>>587026529noppers, mile s > dirt s > end s
>>587026510Just running is dangerous for them. Ask Suzuka and Rice
>>587026550ecoro duel usually wins if it's a G1
>>587026529Mile S is the important one
>>587026619I can't ask them...
>>587026510yeah the stakes are high
>>587026619Yeah but they like it so might as well indulge them
Danon Hudson wins Miharukoma Tokubetsu at Fukushima
>>587026539>Radiant Star was a translation adjustment>The horse doing debut last year during Global launch before MANThmm
stop namedropping me
>>587026510In that exact race one horse stumbled pretty bad but it kept running, hopefully it wasn't serious
>>587026805
Avoid marrying gyarus
>>587026940mmmnyo
>kikkuka sho statswhat do you think is gonna happen?
>>587026879I didn't see it but since they all finished the race I imagine it's not something life threatening... I hope
Aside from cheer halo unique, what else do i inherit on my endcloser? OG oguri? OG Spechud?
>>587027085if super creek or zrr are in the race, you lose
>>587026879#5 activated her skill way too late she could've clutched it
>>587027125not winning isn't losing
>>587027085>almost 300stayou got like 60% chance of winning anon.
>>587027085300 sta is already winnable even for pace chasers
>>587027125>>587027280>>587027205desu
>>587027085>dirt Sfeeing daring e-oh right this bitch has keen eye. Fuck you.
>>587027316mechanical vapor my beloved
>>587027085Just run late and you'll get around 2-5th.
>>587027316Cringe
This bread is getting moldy
Boku Mada Nemuiyo wins Kanagawa Shimbun Hai at Tokyo
>>587027316haruten this time
>>587027693What a name
>>587027806no way
>>587027806Should be doable. Might need a couple of clocks if unlucky.
Cafe marriage
>>587027806you'll clear it but speed and no mile S says the run is cactus
>>587027806>>587027842>>587027874yabe
>>587027806>>587027945Not enough wit is your other problem here
>>587027806>Mile A
Am I supposed to believe that she knows how to read?
>>587027945yes, tazuna. i know.>>587027910i'll still see it through. has been a while since I ran a shichi career
>>587028086She's not Jordan
>>587028086She uses a smartphone, she has some form of reading comprehension.You fucking idiot
>>587028157I've seen too many Shichi careers with those stats at that point to be hopeful for you
>>587028198Every zoomer uses TTS bruh
Students know how to read
Lance of Hero wins Kizugawa Tokubetsu at Kyoto
>>587028174Only Shichi and Paama are literate.>>587028198That's like saying people on 4chan have some form of reading comprehension.
What's with the american flag racing silks
>>587028273You'll be deeply mistaken if you see gen alpha students
My trainee is so cute I might do something wrong
>>587028307Today's names go hard as fuck
>>587028363you wouldn't...
>>587027115prease answer
>>587028587OGuri never fails
tamtam
>>587028719tummy prpr
>>587028587check hakuraku for the best endclosers
Calendula wins Ilzakaonsen Tokubetsu at Fukushima
Grey hoers
>>587027115oguri helped my end closer king this cm get ahead a few times when her unique didn't proc, so that one is always a safe bet
>>587028587the same skills you've been inheriting on end closers for 18 months
What's the winrate of the jewkarakukeks?
>>587028719Only a whore would show off that much of her body
probably gonna repost in next bread if this does not make it in time,but I think having wooby gutted my wit, since shichi already has 20% power growth. but, is there any good alternative to lightning surge? i was thinking of borrowing hillbilly wit instead for NSM
>>587028926>favorite>brockedKekarooo
>>587028930don't say that... she just can't afford any more clothing...
>>587028926Man the onige gassed out badly...
>>587029076it was still a kino 2/3 of the race tho
Are there any real races today or just shitter G2s/G3s?
>>587029074that what the street walkers I see often say too
>>587028926
new bake?
>>587029123It was so perfect... Excellent position, inner railway, jockey holding steady... I realy wanted him to win. Oh well, next time!
>>587029021are you running GL? those are some pretty low rolls for those cardshaving done this a few times now with power/guts growth umas, if you're running ruby the options are 1600 speed + 800 wit (3 speed / 1 wit) or 1500 speed + 1100 wit (2 speed / 2 wit)can't have it both ways without a good growth
>>587029157g1s are usually held on nipponese sunday
>>587013534>>587020427>>587020606Wife
>>587029021No.
The next jap G1 is Mile championship in Nov 22 and Japan Cup in Nov 29
yeast>>587029169>>587029169>>587029169
pan>>587029370>>587029370>>587029370
>>587029293>neicha>800 witbwo, he ain't gonna hit all that
>>587029373>>587029380>yeast>panUmazing
>>587029373>>587029380bravo retards
>>587029293There were a few rainbowless summer turns, and some 17%s that whiffed twice in a row. I'll try running it back because I'm just realizing none of my parents have a mile spark, so might as well aim for 1600/800
>>587029373>>587029380this is why you announce a bake first
>>587029429Any smaller and its illegal!
>>587028587You might want budding blossom because people will bring debuffers and your ends will easily skip those
is lightning surge worth going from 1600 to 1500 speed for?
