Caster's Quarterly Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live (ends tomorrow): https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>586513578
>>586987554paizuris and baby making sex with the caster's quarterly witch
3 NIGASON CART
>>586987554i do not have an opinion on this OP
>>586987554Wow another effeminate, pornographic OP, this is awesome sister! Thanks for always being spending your time online to keep tf2g alive, and make these threads! Don't forget your TF2 steam group next time: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
spamming/ flooding
>>586988237Cram it, floydie
>>586988168I hate these filthy neutrals, Kiff
I need name suggestions for a Factory New Alien Tech Pistol. It also has a Hypno-Beam effect so I'm thinking something related to glowies, but I'm unsure how to execute the joke>>586987554I gotta hand it to the artist... this is a booba victory.
>>586988237seething
>>586988237Lmao truth
How do I know if a given attack is going to stop a demoknight charge? This doesn't seem consistent.
and his samefagging begins
>>586568226>Asking the most t-occupied general how to avoid thembro...
it was fine before you got here tbqh
>>586988537Glorbo Gleeby's glowie genociding gun
>>586988245Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>586990049this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>>586988876if his horizontal movement speed ever drops below a certain threshold, the charge automatically stops. this is a fundamental feature of the mechanic and is also what triggers the shield bash damage, regardless of if a player or wall was responsible for stopping himif using the tide turner, you need to do about 100 damage to deplete the entire gauge so you have to do some estimating on the fly
>>586988876attacks don't impact a demoknight's charge at all unless he's using the tide turner, which has a unique attribute in that dmg taken while charging shortens the duration of the charge. however, weapons with their own special knockback like the FaN, scorch shot, or the loose cannon can impact every kind of charge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>586988237>t.
>>586996218see >>586988302 for instructions
MvM update status?
>>5869969902 weeks
Did Zesty win yet?
TOTAL CASUAL "NEATO" DEATH
>>586988237You're obsessed, just admit that>1, you can't draw>2, you hate good art>3, ???>4, DEFICIT!!!Don't choke on that kwab-by patty, nigga
>>586998158casual won community servers lost get over it
the fixer
>>587000819Why?
>>586983367>>586983521ok
>>587002402cutevery nice
>>587002402wowza, nice
>>587002402uh, based?you're going to turn me into a greedy bastard, because I'm going to keep asking for more
>>586988237Best poster in this general right here.
spa / flo
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>587002402Fempyro recognizable only with her mask? Asking because I would love to see a shygal or snifit gal with a fempyro hehe
>>587002402Didn't expect you to immediately do it, thanks a bunch!
>>587002402
https://youtu.be/zJ53lSynmXchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf1s_PNgNNgLeaked 2006 maps just dropped
>>586997306very breedable shups
>>587002402made for baby making sex and paizuris with cuddling after
>>587007765mmm yes cool where is brotherhood of arms build
Just realized I have basically nothing appealing for my pyro that either isn't halloween restricted or a badge.anyone got some good misc combos? My pyro (male) feels naked with just a hat and nothing else.
>>586988876Fully charge bodyshot/arrow deal just enough damage force to slow down demoknight to the point that the game thought demoknight isn't moving and cancel the charge prematurely.
People who use the >vacc>short circuit>dds/razorbackare genuine niggers worse than cheaters
>>587018309I use the vaccinator and the short circuit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHlBXLl-4kg
kogasa.tf is saving tf2g culture with blue archive halos, come playkogasa.tf
>>587024561So not funny.
>>587024578You are not and will never be tf2g culture
>>587024561This is cute and funny.>>587024578You are and will always be /tf2g/ culture.
>>587025172many are saying this>>587025514no one is saying this
>>587018309what's wrong with the short circuit
>>587026731It turns off the easiest classes in the game, thus, it is overpowered.
>>587029970nega
>>587025514many have said this
kogatroon samefag hours
>>587025172Be nice to her and the kogasissies please
almost failed nnn to a love live doujinbut before i could abuse myself, i heard zesty's wise words echo in my head: "i just want to play the fucking game" and restrained myselfthank you tf2thank you zestythank you anime
NNN is fucking stupid and I will maintain that position until I die in 2100.
storm forns
>>586987554this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
what should be the next bug that valve fixes to piss people offmy vote is the yeti cancel
>>587018309>vaccHorrible for some classes as it forces them to melee. Especially Heavy and Sniper suffer from this the most.>razorbackThe thing is, if Sniper is slow-witted Spy gets away with anything. Allow you to punish Spy if you are fast, but a big problem if they stand near Sentry nest. This also meant to force you to move away from stock Sapper and equip RTR with a rather complex approach. No, sticking to Dback is not a bright idea.>short circuitOnly overpowered when you let Engineer take the higher ground, or he standing on payload.Nothing a shotgun or SBL charge up can not solve. Combine your shotgun for chip damage or flick charged stickies behind them, then let loose with primary or blast jump to bombard.>ddsI think it's kind of overpowered but it's not a bad thing to force a Pyro to use a shotgun. I don't entirely get this, it's bad, because?Skipping flare gun for a shotty would allow you to deal better burst damage and catch a few Deadringer while you are at it.
>>587037941>disabled viewmodel>is smug about exploiting>unusual effectsmy god I bet this nigger is insufferable and sucks the fun out of every match they touch
Can sum1 gimme their burly beast plz>>587029970Ya but them being the easiest class is bad. And using loadouts that conventionally work is bad too. Everyone who isn't a noob (but noobs should too desu) should use meme loadouts like trollder battle medic caber demo and other classes. Imo if you do wm1 soldier you should probably play another game
Or kill yourself. If you use a normal loadout I automatically assume you're a sweaty try hard with no life .Remember guys. It's better to meme than to win.
>>587038161oh like you wouldn't believe
>>587038270look at those magumbos
>>587039117just cheat at this point lol
>>587039117Why do you fags insist on making the game look so ugly
>>587041839perhaps it's to make the contrasting beauty of shupo sprays that much more pronounced
>>587024578chaser
>>587018309out of the three, only really the vac is retarded to play against
>>587043248HOLY
>>587043248plap
>>587038161The only thing you're right about is his dogshit unusual effects but>not using disabled viewmodels>thinks the most throw away exploit is worth name calling him forlol, lmao
>>587014189what hat
>>587024578sanae is NOT built like that
>>587039117are these bots? how do they not see the stickies
>>587038270yowza!
>2020+6>still have to manually select the map on the contracker instead of it just selecting it from my active contracts
>>587050897>2000+20+6>you can't activate the other class contracts
>>586997904nope, he is still seething at players who actually had the clout and influence to get Valve to meet with them and talk about the game.that or he is fapping to his yt avatar oc.i actually like his videos, he makes some pretty good points, just not when he talks about muh evil compies
>>586987554how is she reading the book while her boobs are pressing against it??
>>587053009Braille reading with her nips
>>587053301fuck why didnt i think of that, its so obvious...
>>587053301new fetish unlocked
more like team FARTress 2
>>587054225Next OP right there!
>>587057620too reddit this >>587002402 is the next OP
>>587057715many are saying this
>>587034151
>>587057767Only you by replying to your own post.
>8461seething
>>587058665Shup up.
>>587058665Keep talking.
dead gamedead general
I can't believe gil washington is fucking dead
>>587067198
ShupoGAWDS just keep winningHow do they do it?
>>587067657cared enough to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrKAmyWeTk8New Zino
>>587068829truke
>>587068829Jill's a fucking nigger and the higher ups that thought putting a bunch of cs:go development members onto TF2 should've been publicly fired.
i miss the days when i was a naive lil retard that would say shit like >man it sure would be cool if there was a trading system in this game, i have three charge n targes but i want to exchange them for different weapons!in random dustbowl pubs
>>587070783god I wish that were me
I haven’t played this game in 6 months. Is the MVM update out yet? When can I get my Australium Original?
>>587074128no2 weeks
>>587074128The MvM update will be TF2's 20th anniversary update.The MvM update is going to be unplayable on launch and will kill the game.The MvM update is going to kill the game because valve is using it as a testing bed for deadlock.Enjoy your community slop content update!
Final day to enjoy Scream Fortress, mortals!Don't forget to open your Halloween packages and do whatever transmutes are necessary!
>>587076920there's nothing quite like swinging your melee weapon at a halloween boss animated at 24fps, only to have the hitsound be the same as if you hit concrete, and for there to be zero feedback before it swings in a completely different direction which beheads yousovljank, if you will
>>587043248I play on kogasa for the don quixote sound effects
>>587077750I play on kogasa for the blue archive sprays, we are not the same.
sniper flinch should last longer and also disable headshots completely for its durationi'm so sick of spraying a dude down with the pistol or shotgun only for him to still manage a headshot when i know he must be getting aimpunched like crazy
>>587077750I like the miyu backpack.
I don't play on kogasa because it's always empty and the management keeps sending the same shill to advertise it in these threads
>103k playerstf2 is dead sisters your response?
global rule 3a
>>587080461How is that dead?
>>587080808people here keeps saying dead game for some reason
>>587043248repeated breeding and baby making sex>>587070783me on the right checking on the status of my eggs
103k players game103k players general
>>587041839I've never used something that's not mastercomfig high settings
>>587081857egg making sex with meowscarada game egg making sex with meowscarada general
I like full sized viewmodels with the default viewmodel FOV of 54.
>>587046143Law painted Team Spirit.I have some assorted masks, glasses, and a few pyro drops over the years (literal bundle of sticks, for example) but they don't really look good in combination. Too much of random shit thrown together if I go that route.
>>587086282Soot suit and the police badge misc I forgot the name of
>>587087060Needs bigger tits tbqh
>>587087060>>587086985
>>587086985nice>>587087060delicious flat chest
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>587095920because you're still here
>>587095920Yeah why is it so dead?
>>587096082Bit mean.
>>587096296plapping
>>587096296built for plaps
>>587096296God mootcat is so fucking cute and sexy.
>>587096721oh my
https://www.youtube.com/live/26f3tYrDWFI?si=4C7ZOsjgkvV11qZj
>>587096721baby making sex with mootcat
Sex sex sex sex sex
>>587097483with this cat
>>587097483my brain when I see meowscarada
>>587095920I just check in once in a while, don't really wanna engage with the draw spam, or other loony troon goon posters.
zesty is freakin out (again) on stream
TOTAL FUCKING CASUAL DEATHWOO WOO LET'S GO BOT HOSTERSTIME TO SEND THAT NIGGER FUCKING NEATO JILL'S CS:GO MATCHMAKING SYSTEM INTO THE GROUNDKILL ITDESTROY ITBURN CASUAL TO THE GROUND
>>587098873
I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THAT TREADMILL WORK JILL YOU FUCKING WORST HORSE LOVING FAGGOTBOT HOSTERS WILL RAPE YOUR GAY LITTLE 10 YEAR SHITTER SYSTEM AND REMIND THIS PLAYER BASE OF WHAT WAS GOOD
>>587098873>presses ban this country button
>>587097879raped
zesty's giggling at servers being dead like a schoolgirl in love
>>587099264What country?
zesty is showing that deadlock has bots too
Zesty zesty zesty zesty zesty
zesty has a blue archive poster
>unironically "getting hot" and hard over dead serversum zestybros...?
>>587096296>>587096721>>587098873>>587099191SEEEEEEEEX
zesty is sweating over dead servers across tf2, cs2, dota, deadlock, artifact, and ricochet
>>587100393basedo>>587100519>>587099404>>587100016>>587100380honestly this is insane for Valve as a whole. I'm sure it'll be fixed in a few hours since its affecting ALL their games but goddamn. I don't think this is enough to BBQP or anything but just better server security.
>>587100519>>587100754so weird
At this point someone should host a Cytube for Zesty's streams
>can't connect anymoreis screamfortess over now?
>>587099191Moar....
>>587099926all of them
zesty looked at his camera seductively and licked his lips while welcoming deadlock players that their bots is what tf2 players have been playing for years
zesty has confirmed that the mvm update is coming from his official authentic real legitimate sources
how do I unsubscribe from this live feed
what is a zesty
>>587101968get the fuck of this website
man with the widest smile on his face and a massive throbber in his pants: i really wish this wasnt happening, i love this game so much this is so sad gamers
>>587102046noI subscribed to the plapcakes feed not the zesty feed, remove me from your mailing list
>>587102046off*>>587102170maybe start a *cord server and go away
zesty said to spread the word through twitter, reddit, 4channel, onlyfans, bluestacks, discord, instagram, and snapchat that tf2 still makes millions despite being an old game
ytsez
>>587101376ALL ABOARD THE "FUCK NIGGER JILL AKA CS:NEATO:GO: CREATOR OF THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM" TRAIN
zesty doesn't know what to stream because all the servers are dead
zesty agreed with the previous anon and said we should post more plapcakes
>>587102905kot erotic
zesty is telling some of his lore story
>>587102905TOTAL JILL DEATH>>587102960many are saying this
>I'm not mad, I swear!!
Zesty just joined his server and forgot to turn off sprays and the respawn wall was nothin but hentai spraysHow embarrassing, rip vod
aaaand it's gone
Already fixed... We're never getting Quickplay...
>>587103779plap
We were getting rolled. Then I locked in.
zesty is playing scrandle now
zesty...
>it's already overDON'T STOP THE WAVE AND BRING THIS FUCKING MATCHMAKING DOGSHIT INTO THE GROUND
botsissies can't stop losingimagine if they put this much effort into making community servers or making their own branch of tf2 with all the fixes and balance tweaks they wanted
Why does Zesty think Valve is actively fighting the bots? They can just turn it off and on at will.
>z*sty had this huge melty about a 20 min outage
zesty aced a scrandle game and is now playinv krillion
no..... halloween.... is over........ my perks kino...
Bot hoster-sama PLEASE, I'm begging you! Never stop trying to kill matchmaking! Make the wholesome chungus faggots (pic related) still working on this game miserable!
surely this counts as spam
zesty owns tf2, and by extension, tf2g
zesty is playing educated guesses now
Newfag here, who is Zesty?
>>587105691ur mom bitch now stop asking
>>587105691>>587097025
>>587105761What the heck...
>dude if we try to kill the game then maybe valve will bring back quick play!It's never going to happen, you don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>587105806>>587097025Wow Zesty is an appropriate adjective Jesus Christ
zesty turned his stream off to eat with his family
its joever
>valve runs servers (the bare minimum that any company would need to do)>it still receives updates (of pure gambling slop)uhhhhh zesty, that doesn't sound alive to me
>>587106069based
>>587103779Baby making sex, with Akane.
>>587105902Anyone who's red pilled knows that the best scenario is that bots make casual unplayable, forcing people who are addicted to matchmaking slop to go to community servers. There is no actual TF2 community without community servers
zesty got his dream version of tf2 with the goldrush gameguess who's playing itnobody
>>587108446I think TF2 Gold Rush is the first example in recorded history of a video game successfully being cancelled. Just straight up a victim of cancel culture.
>tf2 deserves more because... it makes millions!!Why do tf2 retards still believe trickle down economics is some golden rule? Like nigga if my job started paying millions a year I would cut down on work and do more things I enjoy with my time, not "expand my business" or some gay shit like that
>>587108963more like it's a victim of not listening to players and their stubbornness on insisting auto-reload be excluded from the game
lost nnn to klonoaare the tf2 servers back up yet?
>>587109634why klonoaand no probably not. something something pink treadmill cookies
Please fucking bot nuke casual into the ground please, I am begging you that you destroy this faggot fucking matchmaking system and make people unable to play the game.
>>587109634>>587110629im in a game
>>587110629he's very cute
>>587110741plapping
>>587109520>auto-reloadhate how this is the repeated line, if you actually look at the mod >whats real oldschool tf2? What I feel like of course *slaps the microtransaction hats in, picks and chooses weapons from old updates, slaps on some custom balancing*its basically this 'jak that went viral https://youtu.be/8JqRDmrU8u4
>>587107432hey that's my line >>587103779>>587110629baby making sex with akane and honey
>>587110892baby making sex with....hmm.......can he make babies..?
>>587111629men can become pregnant
>>587111952No zey can't
>>587111952they can?
>>587110892Cutie>>587111629with enough plapping anything is possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWKAK9bCLNc
>>587111952fact checked: true
What's the point of the little glass ball Scout weapon? I have literally never seen one hit
>>587108163>>587110741Can you stfu already and stop spamming the thread
>>587113037it's fast easy damage and spammable but most scout players are shitters
>>587113205>can you stop talking about the only thing potentially making jill get on his fucking knees and finally admit that the matchmaking system is FUCKING DOGSHITlol no
>>587113351keep posting plapcakes for me to impregnate and I'll agree with whatever you say
>>587113037scout doesn't ever care about using his melee weapon when he has a scattergunwrap assassin is just free ranged damage in exchange for being less useful in melee range.
>>587113435>wrap assassin is just free ranged damageThey have to hit with it though and like >>587113236 says that appears to be beyond ScoutWhy not take the triple jump bat instead for mobility?
>>587113351you gotta realize the resident looney troon doesn't want TF2 to return to form, or stay alive. It wants it to die, just like it inevitable will. thankfully, TF2 will outlive them.
>3568yeah, you
>>587113351you're a retarded tourist that got here like a week ago who can't get it through his thick fucking skull that spamming the game with bots isn't going to change anything, and that spamming the thread with the same "please fuck my shit up bot hoster-sama!" posts doesn't do anything either
>>587113707got his ass
i was walking with my cute crush and we passed by a bakery shopshe said that the cake here is good and we should buy a slice eachwhen she said cake, i instinctively said a slice of plap each?she responded with "what?"and i replied with "huh?"and then there was a few seconds of awkward silence which she broke by saying that she just remembered that she had urgent business to take care of and walked the opposite directionthanks tf2g
>>587113545it's "free" in the sense that scout doesn't give anything up to have access to it. the melee slot is useless in the shadow of the scattergun, only an opportunity cost of not being able to equip a different utility
>>587113707tf2 will outlive you btw
>>587113871and then everyone plapped
>>587113968meant for>>587113568
>>587114067nawh it was meant for the faggot here >>587113707 who took instant offense. TF2 Will outlive you.
>>587114121oops, sorry, it was meant for this two face piece of shit who refuses to leave but wants tf2 and tf2g dead (both will outlive you)>>587113568
>>587114234trvke
>>587114234you can stop spamming already, I've contributed more to this community than you've contributed to anything else in your entire life, this includes bettering yourself. TF2 Will outlive you, it's just facts. Have a good one.
are you two both arguing that the other side wants tf2 dead?
>I've contributed more to this community than you've contributed to anything else in your entire lifelollmao
TF2 is not dying! We're going to live forever!
>>587114440The floydroach put on his mask and is pretending he actually cares about TF2 and hasn't spent the past 2 years saying TF2 and /tf2g/ should both die (all because we don't like his sharty spam)
>>587114545i don't know what a floydroach is but i can tell there's history here that i am not interested in understandinghave a good night
>>587114234true
>>587114746regardless, >>587114545 is spot-on
>>587114463>it can't create, nor fathomconcession accepted >>587114545>everyone who rapes me in a discussion is the floydsternice
you are so bad at pretending to be someone else
>>587115135LOL, you would know since you do it often!
>>587115135why even reply to his baityou do this every couple weeks like you forget that's what his entire purpose for living is
interesting how you thought I was talking about you when I did not mention youthe lady doth protest too much, methinks
everyone is a bot except me
>>587115305The bait of TF2 will outlive those wanting it to die
>>587115305it makes his mask slip off which leads to a greater chance of him getting banned
>>587110741that already happened, multiple times. then valve fixed it lol
>>587115610you know what has a greater chance? reporting his posts when he breaks the rules, ideally on multiple deviceshe can read spoilers, you know that right?
>>587116679he doesn't care, his urge to reply and pretend he won will take over
>>587116679>you know what has a greater chance? reporting his posts when he breaks the rules, ideally on multiple devices... which only happens when he has a meltdown like this, that's the point
tf2 won't die as long as we can play on kogasa
>>587116872no
>>587117038we're doomed>>587117060yeah
>>587019262the Machina look so cool looking. I wish i knew how to make models, i want to reskin the tomislav, using scopeless machina as the base and parts of the widowmaker.
>>587113568they really did not like this post lol
quite literally just give heavy a ppsh primary that does 50% the dmg of the minigun with 50% the ammo, but allows him to run & gun at his normal walking speed
>>587116795demo voice: see
>>587118028How would that not encroach on what Soldier is though?
>>587118028whats would be the down side?I remember i loved the riot shield and ppsh in TF2C wep servers. The playstyle felt so good.
What activities do you think Olivia got up to in the 8 year timeskip between her taking over Mann Co. and her getting fired?
>>587118931taking Saxton's cock as deep as it would go every day
>>587118931she was plapped for 2920 days straight
>>587118931playing solitaire or jacks
>>587118931so many horses...
>>587118690there's no overlap>>587118907>whats would be the down side?half as much ammo compared to the minigunhalf as much dps compared to the minigun
>every other match has bots & cheaters>matchmaking servers ddos'd every weekend>item servers go down every tuesdaywhy do people still play this shit? #killtf2
>>587120640We serve plap here, sir.
many are playing on koth_mayohiga right now
Only has 1 bot/cheaters in the past 2 weeks.
>>587121324these heads always seemed a little lazy considering the work that went into modeling the bodies desu
so when did /bant/fortress become koga?i miss bant fortress ngl
>>587122293It was, and I shit you not, an attempt to poach players from Uncletopia.They first named themselves "Uncletopia" to trick people into connecting, and when Uncle Dane got involved they renamed to "Kogasatopia"That's the exact point where I feel like the server went downhill and stopped being a /bant/ server, because it became more about "get random players in here"
>>587123227jesus fucking christi remember the rebrand happening some time around 2020-2021ish, who was the original server owner?
>>587123495Bad Hombre, who used to come here and try to troll
TF3 when?
>>587124060as soon as I finish having repeated baby making sex with lulu (never)
>>587123705no there was another owner before that and i only vaguely remember playing while he was still aroundafter he left the server started taking its self way to seriously
>>587124806I'm pretty sure Bad Hombre was the first. Then Masada came afterwards. I could be mistaken though
quit my job after 3 years of workplace bullyingcontacted hr for a year and a half and they dont care and made the bullying worse, and my boss doesnt care as welli wish karma were real so these people can know what it feels like to wake up in misery every morning dreading to go to work just to be verbally abused for their amusement, its unfair that these people get away with thissorry for the offtopic post tf2g i have nowhere else to vent about thisthis general and tf2 (and other games) are all i had and have
>>587125101My work has mandatory harassment training and there's like a billion ways you can report this and get the company in legal trouble, even if HR doesn't care. You should have looked into that before quitting. Quitting is what they want you to do. Sorry that that happened to you though, maybe you can get a better job elsewhere.Maybe at Mann Co. Or Reliable Excavation Demolition.
>>587125101if it's any consolation i haven't been able to hold a job for longer than 2 years due to bad management and hr bullshit>t. on my 4th job applying for a 5th
>>587002402fucking savedperfect tummy
(spy voice) hohoho. surprise butt SEX
>>587128421this but it's me doing the surprise buttsex
>>587122293>/bant/>shartynegroesoh no wonder it keeps getting shilled here by some loser
>Me having baby-making sex with the Eiffel Tower>The Eiffel Tower having baby-making sex with me
>>587129345Seething incel.
>>587131202classic baby making anon
Sex is good for you when you’re horny
>>587129345say his name...
>>587131281yeah I agree that describes the shartoid shilling his empty server here
what is the hardest weapon to use effectively in the game? as in the most skillful weapon. loose cannon? scottish resistance? widowmaker?
>>587131757*said inbetween the sounds of plapping honey's ass cheeks* I agree
>>587131821probably the direct hit
>>587131821Scattershot Lime Scout
>>587132160lol>>587132441the lime easily tilts your opponents though making it easy
what was zesty's video about?
>>587132930I'll tell you what it should've been about paizuris with brats
>screamfortress just ended
>>587134425>tfw didn't play scream fortress at all this year
>>587134425no reason to play this game again until Wutville comes backand once that rolls away i shall wait for the always awful summer update
does anyone have a download link to all of those beta maps that got leaked recently?
>>587131821There are too many moving parts to say for certain but weapons that significantly modify play style or gameplay heuristics like the Classic, Beggar's Bazooka or Huntsman are contenders.
>the coombrain thinks huntsman, beggar's, or classic are the hardest weaponoh my days
cumming is good~
>>587137120I agreecumming inside all 3 cerberuses and getting them all pregnant
>>587137209attaboy!
>>587137305plap plap plap
>>587137714one more for fun
>>587134721They need to pic Wutville more often on Shounc's server. The map is actually pretty enjoyable when there's 100 people on it.
>>587131821I'd say Scottish Resistance. Beside cognitive skill check you have to play one hand behind and remember where the multiple sticky groups were as you lure enemies on them.It fires faster but has arming delay, so if you found yourself in close combat that means you failed. Charging initial or second shot to toss one out of enemy view is mandatory.>WidowmakerIt's fucking hitscan. It punish missing but so does any sniper rifle and Direct Shit.>ClassicSame. Hipfire is even more convenient than stock sometimes.
>>587136383FEET
>>587113351>>587121324>>587124060>>587128421>>587132930>>587137120>>587138025plapping
>>587113740Wow I don't really care unfortunately, how sad that is that I care about TF2 actually living for a while longer because I want jill's CS:NEATO update to get fucked over by bots and bots it will get fucked over by from being a shit system.These bots are the first thing I've seen that might actually just save the game by completely and utterly ddosing the shit out of casual, because community servers as they always have functioned as they are and not being chained by the same issues casual faces, don't go offline when the ddos attack happened.I probably will fuck off if this somehow results in quickplay being put backwhich is delusional thinking from myself but I want to hope it's the case but until then, this is the most relevant thing I have seen in TF2 that matters to me that I can equally shake people's hands with and be on the same level in agreement.
>>587144037plap and trvke
>>587144838do not the cat
>>587144954do the cat and fuck the TF:GO matchmaking system into the ground until jill's inflated ego is raped to death
>niggers vote diff wrong map at 99/100.i fucking hate faggots
i always try to kick the top fragging sniper or spy main on my team when the game is about to end in a minute or twoit only works 1/3 of the time though
im kinda sad :(no free funny box
>>587131821Loose cannon and beggars.
>>587148710hooooooly...
Nighttime is Sniper time
hitman's heatmaker is the best sniper for pugs if you are actually moving around the map and taking unconventional spots as the average lobotomite in this game doesn't realize their teammate got shot by a sniper because the firing sound is so subdued compared to normal sniper rifle's onebut don't tell anyone about this
>>587155257Doesn't matter if your right no will believe you bro
>>587156245guess that is for the best
Sniper rework:All rifles leave behind a tracer trail fainter and quicker than the Machina's.-35% accuracy upon scoping in, which depletes in the first second of remaining scoped.DDS:Instead of turning the Pyro obsolete, +25 health on wearer and a 4 seconds speed boost similar to a Disciplinary Action hit on kill with the rifle, regardless of whether it was a head or body shot. No SMG is enough of a drawback for me.
>>587162280>Sniper rifles having non-perfect accuracylol save that for Counter Strike>DDS changesI think it should just give you a flat +25 HP
>>587163375sniff
I wish there was a family business mod that replaces the model with scopeless machina. I know it’s stupid but would look cool.
>>587163375>save that for Counter Strikeneato!
>>587163375yeah, non-perfect accuracy has no place in tf2!
>>587132930secondaries telling tf2chads to move on and to expect minimal support for tf2, despite the fact tf2 is still being monetized and actively receiving content updates
>>587144037>terminal retardation
>>587163375explain how the cs zoom scope in to get a accurate shot mechanic wouldnt work in tf2 without sounding like a cs-phobe
>>587164107>>587164981Maybe if you added a battle rifle that has a fairly fast firing rate, you could have imperfect accuracy. But it's too late in TF2's lifespan to expect them to fundamentally change the sniper rifles to be inaccurate
>>587162280>killing quickscoping>tracer by defaultGood.>speed boost on a stationary classSeems retarded but since it means no jarate or SMG I'd give it a shot.
>>587165581>stationary classEvery seasoned sniper main's first advice is to not be a sitting duck, unless it's a leisurely walk from spawn.
>>587124060Hopefully never.
>>587141796The direst hit is not shit.
>>587155257The sydney sleeper isn't much louder.
>>587165840>comparing switching spots to running around gunning everyone with a class that was supposed to be weak at QCQ
>>587166324>be sniper>shoot and kill someone>tracer round gives your position>alerted classes more likely to go after sniper class>4 seconds to run awayit's not the most balanced concept out there but i'm trying to be more conservative with nerfs because TF2 players just won't accept the fact that every class is overpowered.
>>587167257>>4 seconds to run awayin theoryin reality every single 15k hour sniperfag is just going to use it to -150 people and run around as a pseudo scout
>be sniper>shot down a scout with full body shot>gain 4 seconds speed>toss jarate at a medium-large class>mow them down with bushwackaBro played too much Cowadoody.
>>587166324they should remove the jarate bushwacka combo
>>587172685it should remain, but the jarate cooldown should be increased, its AoE nerfed, and the bushwhacka should have a 35% dmg vulnerability instead of only the 20% it currently has
>>587172685the combo is fineif you allow the 0 mobility class to both debuff and pull his melee then you deserve the -195
>"zomg! Jar-Bush combo is overpowered! That one sniper killed 5 on the point with one jarate!">"a class that have nigh-infinite effective range shouldn't be that GOOD at close combat!">what really happens:https://youtu.be/6QYferCh_kA?t=1302
>"what really happens">a braindead f2p has the ability to kill a heavy+med combo with minimal braincell usageYeah I think this is generally an issue, even in a comedic context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp16zIMvA3s
https://youtu.be/26f3tYrDWFI?t=3354>guy on Zesty's stream tells him "all you do is complain!"Why do these assholes cry about the PhD geologist for his supposed negativity when he's 100% right? Why are there so many people shooting the messenger?
>>587176486was he wrong though?
>>587176717When there's good news to report, he reports on the good news. Blame Valve for not providing much good news.
>>587176486If he’s smart then isn’t he the one making the message in the first place?Who made it for him otherwise? Solar?
>>587176486why doesn't he play games with cool rocks in them? his education is entirely irrelevant until he plays games with cool rocks
lust provoking images on objectors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xkCygA--cU
>>587176486Because the people who go there specifically to say that are bad actors, twitterinbredsubhumans and emporiumniggers who come for the rock autist's outrage to get said outrage which is artificial mind you, it's an exaggerated personality.Everyone has already said what zesty has said years before he decided to play a game of the longest ball game possible, and instead of being another jackass dime a dozen disposable TF-Tuber, he's a rock autist with a PhD and enough ties to enough other talented people that let him clear house on the issues at a further level, his videos are well done but the only interesting ones are the ones dedicated towards anything but vanilla TF2.Zesty is basically TF2's first ever made TF-politician and anyone sane enough rallies behind him for a greater cause than any sort of petty issues one would have with him because each step taken is a step taken to potentially getting back a better system, not the best kind, but better; once quickplay does happenunlikely he will lose his relevance, and especially with the emporium video he keeps going on about, once that's done he is basically just another TF-Tuber no one will care about.
>>587181103
>>587181447is that a costcowhy would someone do that in a costco
>>587181921I like making wagies suffer
>>587174130>f2pI'm sorry I'm going to spend 100 bucks on the game before I use jar bush again.
>>587176486people who don't play the game hate zesty
zesty scares me
>>587148710>>587165581paizuri >>587163375>>587165406>>587172685>>587176486>>587177208>>587179335>>587181103baby making sex>>587181921egg making sex
>Scream Fortress is overMan
>>587189785face
>>587189785Good.
>>587189785>slop is overoh no
What if TF2 had Quake 3 strafe jumping and movement instead of Source movement?
>>587191753Then the gameplay would be dogshit, jumping wouldn't even be a thing let alone having servers dedicated towards explosive jumping, soldier and demoman rollouts would exist but in much more primative means for most official maps regardless if they're played on grassroots compfag town.TF2's aerial strafe movement is literally the most autistically fine tuned thing to exist that keeps the mega autists from quitting the game, if valve dared try touching that then the amount of lashing out the inner community would cause would make the sticky jumping mega nerf reversion look like it was just a minor thing in comparison.
>>587181921Someone broke a bottle of lotion
>>587176486TF2C and emporium niggers have huge hate boners for zesty. They are the designated FUD bots that benefit from Valve negligent because that means their sloppily made content are more easily added to TF2.
>>587193149I thought it was some weird milk.
>>587131821rocket launcher
>>587193989it's mad milk
>>587193989It looks like lotion, but on the right side are bottles of something so I guess it could be coconut milk or a protein drink as well
When it comes to smissmas do you prefer to have more christmas themed maps or more winter themed maps? I would prefer more holiday themed stuff as half the maps we get usually end up in the main matchmaking pool anyway and we need a little more exclusivity.
>>587198759Correction needed.
>>587198759>>587199253
>>587198759Wtf this is my phone wallpaper
>>587199731>Wtf this is my phone wallpaper
>>587199731
>>587196983winter themed with minor amounts of christmas, like the cables of christmas lights
>>587198759Is this Orenji
Thinking of Valve, money, servers etc. got me thinking... Does Valve run L4D2 at a loss? I know running servers can't be that expensive, but they do run a few of them across all regions and I couldn't imagine the game is still selling that many copies.
>>587201051it probably costs a single copy of the game to keep the servers running for a year
>>587200086Reminder that this is the full image
>>587201552you didn't need to show us this
>>587201552Yeah but chuds appropriating troon culture is based
>>587202075Well, *this* was the original of *these* images
When will the hentai spam stop?
>when will the basedness stophopefully never
>>587204141Never. Get used to it
I fucking love fat butts so much.
>>587204310based and samebaby making sex with azazel
>>587204310same
>>587204285>Coomervision gogglesDo I want to think about what that would look like?
>>587204310Trve.
>>587204310same but also thighs and hips and tits and cocks
>>587204597wouldnt it just be a VR headset
>>587204597Like this>>587204652>cocksYou lost me
>>587204634>>587204720>>587204792baby making sex with malfoid, miku, teto, and fempyro
post fempyro NOW
>>587205027I just did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQLZ06JWn8Holy SOVL
>>587204792sorry I just like futas I couldn't not mention them
>>587205543>spoilerbased
>>587205543>spoilercringe
>>587205660fat cat plapper
>>587205660baby making sex with tao
[rabid frothing sounds]
>>587206254plapping
>>587206254baby making sex with kit's kitty
Team Fortress 2?
>>587207102oh hey this used to be my phone wallpaper
>>587207102>m.jpgnigga...
my mom told me if i should use ozempicsigh
tf2g - plapcake general
tits n fatcakes 2 general
>>587208859You can lose weight just from moving your fat ass and eating better, you should only do ozempic as a last resort.>>587209103>>587209313Many are saying this
>>587209831Fempyro plap
I don't like women with big tits, wide hips, and fat asses. I like girls with flat chests, narrow hips, and no ass.
>>587209906
>>587209906Me tooI was too afraid to speak about it because I didn't want my tf2g bros to call me gay
>>587210018too late, you're gay
>>587210150N-no, NNNNNOOOOOO*turns to dust*
>>587209906I like both
imagine being gaycouldnt be me
>>587209906>I like girls with flat chests, narrow hips, and no ass.only if loliif hag, I expect cake
>>587210971I expect cake even on lolis
>>587211279didn't say I would oppose it
>>587211705
>>587211705futile baby making sex with roll
>>587211814why do you want to make futile babies?
tf2?
how do we kill the emporium?
>>587213803tf2!
>>587211705why are her balls so small?
>>587213994Make better itemsPut a niche easter egg that'll make them seetheHope that Eric chooses your item over one of theirsIf Zesty got his signature into the game, anything is possible
>>587213343she's a robot, dumbass but I would try anyway>>587214027baby making sex with mewmew
Been super busy all weekwas the bot situation solved for now?
sorry I don't answer people posting dead nigger AI slop
AI won you stupid fucking luddite
>>587221086>luddite
>>587219189no
>86bad bait
>>587221325nta but hes right AI will seep into every aspect of your life until moral improves
>>587221465the bubble has already burst, they literally can't funnel any more money into itsorry but you lost
is there a chat filter mod of some sort? maybe a hud that does it? im tired of seeing UWU GIRLFAILURE TRANRIGHTS RIGHTS bullshit in the game and having to meticulously mute like 10 troons at once because they cant help but be weird as shit.
egg making sex :3
>86 Brown jeet
>>587222819you read my mind*plaps*
ngl i kinda diggin the mei/ elegg /squirrel girl bod pyro look.i hate getting auto balanced
>>587221820That's not how that works, AI algorithims already control how you live for example.
>>587223138built for paizuri
>>587223191>implying I use social media or any other algorithmic garbage you could point to
>>587222615hud_saytext_time 0 in console
>>587223397You think algorithms only apply to social media? I think you need to educate yourself just how easily marketable you are.
>>587223447this doesnt really help much. i want to be able to communicate and see messages, just not. from those psuedo-people talking about weird shit.
>>587223581change servers? idk
>>587222615TF2 uses Steam filters, use that
>>587223873just found them. had no idea these were a thing. huge game changer.
>>587223987filter away snowflake!
>>587223509>implying I meant just social media when I specifically said "or anything else you could point to">implying I don't have any and all data collection blocked on my network in multiple ways>implying I'm affected by marketing and consume marketed mediaYou're going to have to try harder to pretend AI runs my life
>>587224196ok buddy, you are still thinking on "le online" only, I understand this aspect of life is important to you. But AI is unironically in everything outside of just where you like to shit and sleep.
>>587224526>ok buddy, you are still thinking on "le online" onlyI literally said>implying I'm affected by marketing and consume marketed mediaI get that you think you're a know it all but you can't even read
>>587224056oh i will. my experience will improve immeasurably without having to see messages from pedophiles :)
>>587224646Everything in the world is affected by it was the point, you narrowed it to "uhm i'm not on social media, i have my bases covered by being leet" Brother, the entirety of the world is AI cooked. You're thinking small, and its my mistake for assuming you could get that from my one sentence.
>>587224675don't care didn't read fag
>>587224675you have fun, internet tough guy
>>587224810Okay buddy I'm sure you know exactly how I live and how I totally don't know when AI is used to target me as if I haven't been at this longer than you, keep sucking that AI dick
>>587224675based, but don't be afraid to call them out for being gross, porn addicts, behaving that way openly on TF2.
>>587224810I'm demotivated now. It's over
>>587223581you could try growing some balls
>>587224987Dude, why you're so mad when i'm just telling you how it is. You can avoid it sure, but it doesn't stop how it's influencing everything outside of your curated bubble.
>>587225142Not that guy but the world outside my "bubble" (read: my life) doesn't matterI don't see AI in my day-to-day in work or around my home, and I don't see it in my entertainment except when people try and advocate for it on this website. Usually with garbage images
>>587225308alright man just shake your fists and get mad at it instead of filtering it then idk what to tell you.
>>587225142because you were pretending like the AI bubble hasn't already burst and it was directly controlling my life when neither of those things are true, and then you put on a know it all act like you knew better when all I said was it doesn'tit might be affecting other people's lives sure but you shouldn't have acted like you knew anything about me>>587225308this guy gets it
>>587225414I'm not really mad about it, I was just saying that you are wrong in your basic assumptions
>>587225430the bubble has not 'bursted' though, otherwise I'd say go bet against it right now and make that money.>>587225534ofc ur not bro, keep rolling
>>587225740>ofc ur not bro, keep rollingThanks man I will
>>587226009brace yourself though for reality when you get there, it'll be rough
>>587226009based
>>587222615just put those grown men in their place
>>587224817>>587224896samefag and you definitely did read>>587224996>>587226602nah, no point. when 90% of the game is porncrazed faggots. i just want to shoot people in peace>>587225078boohoo
>>587226009SEEEEEEXXXXX
>>587226672cry harder faggot
>>587226730>t. crying groomer
>>587226672I think its important you something evil out because eyes watching you will notice it too. Don't let them freely influence innocent people into thinking how they behave on TF2 is normal man.
>>587226009this vtuber is 40~ years old irl
>>587226938
>>587226938That just makes me more hard
>>587225308based
>>587226009Bodied that jeet lmao
>the bubble has not 'bursted'hi turdroach
>>587226938MILFtuber...
>>587226938source: my assalso cute hags are in demand so it's moot
>>587221465They didn't like this one.
>>587205543Continue doing this
of course it was the floydroach baiting as usual
What’s going on?
>>587228015not enough baby making sex with froppyI'll fix that
>>587228089LOL SISTER!!
>>587227776ok I will thanks
>>587227919he's pissed too lol
>>587228089Ah I see
>>587228606baby making sex with kit as well
>>587228728yes
>>587229175me balls deep just out of frame
>>587229386this guy is too fat to crawl out of the ballpitlmao!
>>587226938so am i
>>587230798kit isn't a guy she's a girl but yeah she can't escape my balls
>>587231332that's right, you can't escape my ballsdon't worry about petty matters like being a guy or a girl any longerit won't matter once I'm through with you...
I've been working on a custom BaseWars server on Garry's Mod for a while now. Has a bunch of new systems like mining, fuel, progression and abilities alongside the classic base building and raiding. Only a 70mb download too.You can join with connect 216.245.177.43:27044
>>587231596no way fag
>>587231973right behind youget ready to feel the power of my ubercharge
>This guy joins match>dies once>says "NIGGER NIGGER" the whole matchWhat kind of retard do you have to be to do that?
is there any other persona themes hud besides the persona 5 hud?
>>587232069*teleports away using my eureka effect*heh... nothing personnel kid
>>587232397
>>587234993I appreciate the edit
>>587227075>>587227180>>587227436>>587227590>>587231326she has a kid or two too (single mother)
>>587239595MILF confirmed
>>587239595imo vtubers are completely different personas from their real life creator. No one cares that Keanu Reeves is a man in his 60's and not actually an action hero like John Wick, vtubers are just a different type of actor.
>>587242605baby making sex with all of them
>>587242605Oh my god.
remove the kunai
good nightplap tight
any spy mains in here
>>587246989howdy pardner, we main ze engineerzere are no spy mains here, mon am- my amigo
>3 most played classessoldier, sniper and scout>3 least played classesengineer, spy and medic
>>587247517desu I don't understand how people main Medic, it's too boring, he's also my least played class.
>>587248140actually i've been enjoying medic ever since i got the crusader's crossbow. between those three, he's the class i've played the most and i'm racking up hours on him.
>>587248140ready for baby making
>>587248140i started enjoying medic once i learned how the heal curve works and i had to actually think about heal priority beyond higher health classes first
>>587248140my goodnessimagine having a gf or wife who enjoys presenting herself like that only to you
Is a strange variant of their favorite hat with kill counter & other trackers a better gift than unusual variant? Waxy wayfinder already has pretty cool effect built in. Wish more cosmetics did that.
I think the MvM update will include new stat upgrades like the ability for flamethrower flames to remain on walls and floors or the ability for sappers to turn robots against their allies.
You guys ever just start putting on random bullshit
>>587248140Healing every now and then is fine, but heal botting only is retarded
>Retards were buying Secret Saxtons for as much as nine dollars a pop earlier this yearWhy?
>>587260758Either some ESL retarded newfag that thought he could bulk buy or someone transfering a hijacked accounts funds
>this general
Jill deserves a public mockery and humiliation ritual for allowing the slow death of this game full of the autistic rejects of the internet society
why can't we have quickplay back
>>587265475because admitting your mistakes and getting rid of something that good and putting in something that was a bad idea from the start is not the hecking way valve does things
>>587265475They probably don't want to revert a system they spent so much effort into, it's kind of like a sunk cost fallacy.
>>587265475Spent too much time on it and can't admit that it's an inferior replacement which would be a massive PR negative to admit their new system, mind you this is their new model that they're doing for all of their games if they can.The second they roll back casual in its entirety, it would mean they're wrong, jill or whoever the fuck it is stopping it from happening can't let it happen due to potentially>pride>higher ups keeping it from happening>sheer laziness>some other fucking stupid reasonhopefully the MvM update just breaks it and makes people unplayable to play the game, except community servers because those are exempt from said faggotry.
the classic is the strongest weapon in this game after direct hit but nobody is ready for this conversation yet.
>>587255198Pedocoded image
mp_scrambleteams_auto 1mp_scrambleteams_auto_windifference 2mp_maxrounds 0mp_timelimit 45mp_forceautoteam 0mp_allowspectators 1Eric could easily switch to these values during his lunch break and instantly improve Casual tenfold. It'd take literal seconds (plus maybe a few minutes for the servers to restart with the new settings), but he just won't and instead browses the github for nothingburger fixes
>>587262882There aren't any lust provoking images here.
>>587271458Incorrect, the machina is the strongest weapon in the game.
The crossbow is fucking bullshit and should be removed from the game for being a garbage crutch, but no one is ready for that conversation yet
>>587274623It's not even that good.
>>587248140it's the most high-impact mid-skill class in the game, so it allows shitters to feel important when they pocket their friend who has 10k hours
>>587275263Nta but the crusader's crossbow is stupidly fucking powerful>doesn't care about crit heals>reloads automatically regardless if it's equipped or not>scales with distance which might as well be a glorified full heal for certain classes(light to medium)>way better than stock or bult because it deals damage and is a good close to long range toolcrusader's crossbow is bullshit, but it's the right type of bullshit the game needs to keep medic fun, remove that weapon's quirks and nobody is going to use it.If you want something that's actually a bullshit idea but would be fun, taking the quickfix's mobility from getting explosive jumped with your healer as a universal medigun type that can be toggled with the special key, now that would be bullshit but tons of fun.
>>587274623the crossbow should be able to get headshots
>>587253495whichever is cheaper is the better gift, unless the unusual effect is some garbage like an orbiting effecttl;dr yes the strange candle with strange parts is probably better>>587254725doesn't look too bad desu>>587274623agreed, though it's not a crutch, it's simply OP
>>587275731It doesn't even do much damage, and projectile is worse than hitscan.
>>587274623I know this is a shitpost but I hope valve never touches the gun, otherwise medic is going to be even more of a snoozefest than he already is.>>587275731On point.
>>587275558I've noticed that Medic mains tend to be assholes, like nursey, alfa, and the loathsome grocery bagger who posts here.
>>587262882Unironically being nice with this image and implying they look half as decent as said image man
>>587281207Stop posting these images.
>>587281207
>>587281207Post more of these images.
>>587278739>Medic mains tend to be assholesbeing failures tends to do that to people
>>587272062You forgot the spray enable
>>587281207>just buff the syringes>no need to make medic even more overwatch coded than he already is1. medic is supposed to have a shitty sidearm and be weak at combat, buffing syringes to be the same tier as the crossbow would make him too strong. he's already too strong as-is *with* the crossbow. if the syringe guns are to be buffed at all, it should be in terms of either projectile speed or accuracy, but nothing else2. he's not at all, as he predates it
>>5872875311. medic is supposed to have a shitty sidearm and be weak at combat, buffing syringes to be the same tier as the crossbow would make him too strong. he's already too strong as-is *with* the crossbow. if the syringe guns are to be buffed at all, it should be in terms of either projectile speed or accuracy, but nothing elsewhat makes the crossy fun and useful is the utility (heal on primary slot), not the damagegive the syringes more utility to be on par with crossbow2. he's not at all, as he predates ithe's built exactly like one>don't have to worry about anything except positioning >press m1 to do useful thing without any aim or mechanical skill required>press win game button when bar reaches 100%his only form of skill expression is with the crossbow, take that away and he's a literal walking dispenser
>>587287531The medic isn't too strong.
>>587288759>what makes the crossy fun and useful is the utility (heal on primary slot)that's the main reason why it's too strong; the damage being outrageous for a healing class is just the cherry on top. medic was never designed nor the game balanced for instant ranged burst heals on-demand. it wouldn't be nearly as bad if it worked like killing floor 2 medic darts that took a few seconds to actually regenerate the health>he's exactly like one2. other way around; they based things off him, but didn't do it right or think about why they were done in the first place. this is also incredibly reductive
>>587290259The crossbow damage isn't that good.
>>587290259I wouldn't mind buffs to the syringe gun if they came with a small crossbow nerf, dying to two crossbow shots from across the map as a scout or sniper is gay meanwhile I'm not as mad if I died to a syringe gun, because the only way he can reliably do a lot of damage with that is to have you run into all the needles. Ignore underage roach above me
>>587290671I am 24 and not a roach.
So you're just retarded despite being old enough to have a developed brain and enjoy typing like you are turkish for some reason. Got it
This is the closest we’ll ever get to Meowscarada gaming TF2
who fucks with nigga scout
>>587291101I am not Turkish.
>>587291718just do the needful and stop replying to the schizo
>>587291898Yeah I agree.
Everyone can see that you spam the thread with those one sentence replies that go like "I'm not X" faggot. Why you do that I don't know, but the fact you react like this shows I'm right.Anyways, time to play some casual matchmaking and hope that I have a decent experience. The atmosphere will be a lot better now that the halloween event forcing everyone to tryhard has passed.
i can count the amount of tf2 related pictures itt on my hand
>>587292394Very true, it's just how you react viscerally to being called a porn addict who spams nonsensical bullshit instead of anything relating to Team Fortress 2.
>>587292394He's desperate for attention, just ignore him
Imagine if you will... sex!
>>587292631How do we stop porn addiction on /tf2g/?
>>587290671Agreed, though the crossbow needs a rework more than a small nerf, while the needleguns should only get a small buff.
>>587290259>that's the main reason why it's too strong; the damage being outrageous for a healing class is just the cherry on topthe damage isn't that absurd>medic was never designed nor the game balanced for instant ranged burst heals on-demand. it wouldn't be nearly as bad if it worked like killing floor 2 medic darts that took a few seconds to actually regenerate the healthperfectly fine with thisclutch saves with the crossbow, although fun, are indeed too strong, and the weapon isn't even that hard to aim in the first place>2. other way around; they based things off him, but didn't do it right or think about why they were done in the first place. this is also incredibly reductivemercy, and a lot of other OW characters have the exact same gameplay loop as medic>glue yourself to the guy with 20k hours and that's actually carrying your team>press skill ultimate win button when the bar chargesthe only thing they forgot to add was his charisma, mercy puts me to sleep with her lines
>>5872931841. it is that absurd. medic's main predators are light classes that can gain access to him like scout, spy, sniper, and the crossbow chunks all of them for a significant amount of damage. it even does more damage to snipers since it has inverse damage falloff for some reason, and it automatically spychecks spies for no reason if they manage to fool the medic, since he's going to opt to quickly heal his teammates with the crossbow 9/10 times so he can get back to pocketing his buddy. it's almost like cruise control, it just does too much2. i am glad we at least agree about burst healing3. good for the overwatch characters, they don't matter, this is tf2
>>587291101>>587292394You're replying to the britbong autist, he's not the roach, just a retard
>inventing a new boogeymen called "the britbong autist" out of nowheremy bad floydtranny I did not know your game
>>587253738>>587255198>>587263564>>587266782>>587274623>>587278739>>587281207baby making sex>>587288759>>587293184paizuris>>587292870I'm imagining it
>>587294341>new boogeyman>immediately thinks I'm the floydtrannyThe only one new here is you, we have 2 schizos plaguing this general
>>587292884I mean they'll probably stop when they killbind irl mate
>>587294869wdym servers could easily be ddos'd and personally attacked. Exploits and attacks would not magically cease just because we had quickplay back.
>>587295051would though by banning every country with a certain accent
>>587295473Nigga, stop being schizophrenic
>>587294776I have never heard of this britbong in my life and if you are not lying he behaves the exact same as floydtranny. Please explain who he is and what he does if you want me to treat you like a serious person. Also, thank you for keeping the discussion about floydtranny going because you just really really really have to get your way with this irrelevant distinction between 2 retards neither of which contribute anything to the general, you're truly coming in clutch there.
>>587294112I am not a retard.
>>587295606I am contribute just as much as you do.
>>587295606>I have never heard of this britbong in my lifeBecause you started browsing yesterday, he does nothing but mention how he's an autist from BritainHe's the one spamming irrelevant shit all the time like "I am not x" "What should the next OP be?" and "Why is /tf2g/ so dead?"He has a different posting style and different active hours than the turkroach, it's easy to notice >Also, thank you for keeping the discussion about floydtranny going because you just really really really have to get your wayNigga I made 2 posts informing you there's more than 1 schizo, you're the one asking me to explain it to you
>>587265475Casual has been around for nearly ten years at this point
>>587295606Floydautist and Floydroach are two separate schizos, and the former has made it clear under no uncertain terms that he's a britbong autist with no intention of doing anything with his life other than shitting up our TF2 thread
>>587298876The president of the floydfanclub has spoken.
>>587291216>ohh make the run fast class blackretarded. they should make engi black, he's already southern
Demo
>>587299941you also forgets that he has the highest jumps, and an air jump.and his role is primarily to be the flag runner in CTF so he likes to stealdas raycis
>>587300290yeah, just problematic all the way around
Why does scout have milk?
>>587302337He squeezed it out of Fempyro
>>587209831desperately need to see that belly, fucking arm in the waywhat a tease
>>587302653I can offer you this by a tf2g drawfriend
>>587303090this is more than acceptable and i shall cherish it, thank you anon
>>587303956No problem friend
>>587300332Would it be less problematic if he were a girl instead?
>>587305367Yes, then she could refill her Mad Milk herself
>>587302505's cock
>>587307575Silly anon that's not where milk comes from, he squeezed it out of her boobs
>>587307882i'm willing to concede that it's a 50/50 ratio
How do you guys deal with your own negativity and toxicity in game?Around a year ago I started only interacting negatively with people and being mean/toxic even when it's completely unprompted and uncalled for. Nowadays, whether I'm playing casual, MGE, or on some bullshit idle trade server, if someone kills me in any way that doesn't fit my very narrow definition of fair, I will immediately tell them to kill themselves, or if the server has too many jannies, I just go for whatever next best mean thing I can muster in the moment.Honestly I kinda wish I could stop but it's like I lost my ability to interact with other players in any other way. I don't really understand why I even act like that in the first place seeing as I'm not autistic and otherwise have a reasonably normalfag worthy social life. Oftentimes after being toxic to someone who didn't deserve it at all, I will go to their profile and give them a +rep with some kind comment. I tell myself that it's funny because it will confuse them but the reality is I just kinda feel bad after saying all those mean things to them for no reason.Mind you, it's not even truly remorse because of course 99% of the time they completely see that my aggression is absurd and impotent, so it's unusually rare that someone actually gets offended by what I'm telling them. At this point it's just become a reflex of sorts, I can type "kill yourself" comfortably without my right hand leaving the mouse, and noticing that the other day made me realize I really had to change.I guess the healthiest mental "reflex" to have is to force myself to feel gratitude about the death and mentally forgiving the other guy but it feels omega cucked.Wat do?
>>587309293And before you point it out, yes I main sniper
>>587290259>the damage being outrageous for a healing class is just the cherry on topA medic that spams arrows all the time isn't building uber which is already a detriment to himself.>medic was never designed nor the game balanced for instant ranged burst heals on-demand.Medic wasn't designed to have get free ubercharge on melee hit neither. Valve wasn't happy about Medic being underused in general hence the ridiculous buff on crossbow.
>>587309293>>587309564there's no treatmentback when dark souls 3 was the latest entry in the series, i would pvp at pontiff's and be fairly chill and play normally, but after a month or two of playing against people either outright cheating or exploiting, i'd start throwing dung piles and pointing down whenever i'd kill someone, anyone, even if they were playing normally, especially if they were playing normallyit just felt good to metaphorically shit on people after dealing with players who didn't want to play fairly, and it was the only outlet since everyone's profiles at that point were privated so you couldn't leave hatemail without first adding someone as a friend, which they never did, because who accepts rando friend requests these days?for you however, i'd honestly recommend to stop playing sniper, since there's something about the correlation of people playing him being assholes, and i think actually playing the class turns people into assholes if they weren't previously
2 fort, ctf map that where dreams are made off. There's nothing you can't frag, now you're in 2 fort. These maps will make you feel brand new. Big frags will inspire you, let's hear it for 2fort 2fort 2fort...
>>587309293Unironically stop playing. I love TF2 but it fills me with such incredible anger and hatred I can't play it anymore.
>>587309293just stop being an easily-triggered manbabyit's just a game, you don't need to engage in trashtalk with people who aren't giving bantz back.if you must temper yourself, make the insults ridiculously over-the-top or incredibly mundane, both to mask just how buttmad you actually are and to potentially open the door for the opponents to throw some jibes your way which can lighten the mood
>>587310102Yes he is, arrow healing builds uber.He may have not been initially designed for it, but they deliberately gave him the ability back when they were still actively developing the game, and never decided to nerf the ubersaw aside from a swing speed nerf. Either way, it's a high-risk high-reward thing, which is why they never removed it or reworked it. The crossbow is an entirely different story, as it's low-risk high-reward, and it was slowly buffed over time as valve cared less and less about game balance.It's moot, as comparing the two is a whataboutism, and they aren't even comparable in the first place, since one is a melee weapon that builds uber, and the other is a ranged instant healing tool that does silly damage and which also builds uber. Quite literally the only thing it doesn't do in medic's kit is provide overheal.
>>587309293rebind Enter from 'chat send' to 'close chat', that way you still get the catharsis of typing out the insult, but instead of sending it and being mean, it evaporates into the ether
>>587311321Is there really no way? I feel like I would be so proud of myself just for being able to overcome this irrational retard rage, and the game would be better off for it, too.>>587311767I sometimes wish the game could be deleted forever or that I could receive a total game ban just for that reason. I've already been perma-muted on most mainline server providers anyhow.>>587312587Thanks for the suggestion, I used to play with hud_saytext_time 0, hud_deathnotice_time 0, my hud's "streamer mode" and even con_filter_text_out ":" to block any and all chat messages from even appearing in the console, but I would always give in and re-bind a key to chat, but this could possibly work.
>>587309293become numb to it all
>>587312292>and it was slowly buffed over time as valve cared less and less about game balance.Correct, they more concern about Medic not being underused than Crossbow overshadowing syringe guns. Which is exactly my fucking point, retard.
>>587314560this exact push to make medic get used more was the same initiative that made them buff the shit out of the vaccinator so they can fuck off with that.even v1 crusader's crossbow was incredibly useful and fun, it didn't need a single one of the buffs it got after release.
>>587314871>even v1 crusader's crossbow was incredibly useful and fun2012 Crusader's Crossbow was fine with the reload speed buff. The original crossbow takes 3 business days to reload.
>>587314560You don't have a point because you've been wrong the entire time, and now you're so upset that your English is slipping and you've resorted in insults. I accept your concession.
A couple weeks ago I slopped up an "aim trainer" dedicated specifically to improve my flicks in TF2 and it's proven pretty good desu. I feel like most aim trainers end up being useless because they don't really punish you for executing a poor technique and instead just encourage you to try harder with few indicators about what you're doing right/wrong.In my case I increased my skill substantively by slowing my flicks ~10% and it's generally proven quite good at warming me up, I manage to get consistent sub 150ms on human benchmark after warming up with it whereas I used to struggle breaking under 160.Of course stuff like this is not gonna make anybody "good" as it doesn't teach movement or game sense, but I feel like drilling what the "right" speed flick is has been making me way more consistent and overall better.Did you guys ever use AI to create TF2 tools/mods/whatever for you?
some stay dry and others feel the pain
>>587315426and it still was vastly superior to the syringe gun offerings because being able to do medic's job at range is something he otherwise doesn't have access to, even if it didn't build uber.
>>587315706soulless bugman behavior, even without ai use
>>587315706Training data is fed in the dashboard in picrel, some of it is a bit useless but I'm not sure what else I could replace it with. Overall it's been useful to adjust stuff like my sensor tilt, flicking speed, etc.>>587315961It's fun!
And we are live
>>587303090CHUBBIER
>>587316990zesty isn't live dough
ZESTY
and we are live
>>587318493lost
>>587318493>>587319374Has Zesty ever lost?No, he has always won
>>587315706>>587316003
>>587319769Ironically enough, this is exactly what has put me off from giving aim trainers a chance until now, but as long as you remain aware of what you're training and what the limitations are, you're good. At this point it's pretty much been objectively proven that aim trainers will help you improve if you know how to use them.
>>587319570He always wins at losinghttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/ff/Soldier_laughevil03.wav
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>>587317087unhhthicker
>>587322034damn son that's a good fupa
>>587303090>>587305367>>587305727>>587322034baby making sex with fempyro and femscout
>>587320978i used to be okay with blacks, but after studying abroad in the us for 2 years, i actually started hating niggers because of their lazy entitled attitudes and intelligence of elementary schoolers
>>587272062>Fixed a rare sign_decal_04 coloring issue on koth_toiletpaper for MacOS users>Fixed an issue where spies wearing The Dicksucker Duffelbag painted A Severe Lack of Dignity would not be able to start capturing the last point on cp_skullfuck while bleeding>Reduced the Ball Crusher Cap's LOD frequency fallback percentage by 2%>Fixed an issue where player ragdolls would fling erratically in random directions after a player collides with a death barrier>Fixed the hidden truck nuts prop on pl_rapetown being smaller than intended>Increased rendering distance for traffic cones inside the BLU intel room on ctf_prolapse>Fixed an issue where Samsung SmartFridge players would be unable to equip renamed Gas Passer weapons on Tuesdays at 3:14am>Fixed an issue where the Righteous Bison was able to deal damage to enemies>Updated the localization filesAll in a hard day's work!
nobody cares, poltroon
>>587324681tell em sister
What should the next OP be?
>>587324681f*ck you
>>587320206Yes, but using one is faggoty behaviour. Just play the game for fun.
>>587324815my dick in your mom faggot now stop asking
>>587324915Bit mean.
>>587324915bro, that was mean
>>587324915why are you so mean, dude
>>587325018nuh uh
>>587322034nice>>587323637Call it tummyFupa is a ugly burger term
when your steam friend is playing payday 2 with someone else
>>587325249dog i can't read allat
who needs steam friends when i have my 4chan friends :)
>>586998393Based
>>587324815this obviously >>587002402
>>5873254054chan friends with benefits :3?
>>587325795egg making sex with meowscarada friends
>>587325667Yeah that was already decided, the faggot just spams anyway because he hopes someone will say demofl*yd
>>587324815Demofloyd
>>587325795those are the best
>>587325224they're separate things stupidthe fupa is under the belly, it's what's causing this indent
>>587326949this is a very handy infographic for where the semen goes
>>587327190don't do it the baby will turn out retarded from all the leaded gas fumes
>>587319769kek
>>587324893truke
>>587328359*splooge**splat*oops
>>587322034when the thighs are as big around as the abdomen, it's too fatwhen the belly has its own belly and ass, it's obese
>>587330641
>>587330641>too fat(Heavy voice) No!
>>587330742fat people not good
>>587333337fat people good for putting dick insidedick feel good
Why are some scouts slower than others?
>>587334330baby face
>>587334330purely socioeconomic factors
Why does the soldier hate France so much?
ughghgngh pyro tummy
>>587333508you do not know ballhttps://youtu.be/Hlcp-3Bl4M0?t=80
>>587334330because that scout is a SPY!
>>587335975I was not into HL2 yet in 2007 so this would've missed me
>>587018309no sticky spam 4 u
>>587342539>my source? Heavy W. (2007) Team Fortress 2. Valve software.
new thread soonremember to use >>587002402
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