>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/680766201707627248>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>586949990
They're tied up!
>>586993348Vanta black sexo
Sex with Venator
RKS (Rat King Sex)
>>586993348The most important lore question that I NEED an answer to is whether Haze is made of smoke outside of working hours
Since computers exist in deadlock I just imagine that silver posts stuff like this on social media.
CHARGING TIMETICK TICK TICK>shoots you with a railgun from across the map
>>586993617Baba recognizes her from the park so probably
AAAAAAAAAAAA conventionally attractive feral canine hero in deadlock whennnnnnnnnnnn
>>586993690I am bloo
>>586993690heded tu bloo?
>>586993852bloo going to mah 'edd
>>586993575sex with venator but he doesn't have abs just a hard muscled body with just the right amount of fat........
We're buddies!
>>586993690hed on bloo
>>586993690dey gonna scream
>>586993968my team on the right
Just won this game. I really needed it after the previous match I suffered through.
Danny is now the most banned hero (banned 30% of matches)
>>586993968>pick S tier heroes like Silver, Venator, Mina, Rem>lose???
>>586994136>MOBAtards would rather ban an honest character than look uplol
>1/7 mcginnis talking shit in chat and voiceHow can you do so bad with the retard proof hero
>>586994271>look up>see an asshole with a jetpack who I deal 1 damage to because of damage falloff
i cant take drifter seriously becaue of his goofy walk cycle his voice and the morbius memes
rem and harrow are objectively the weakest supports because healing is the easiest thing to counter and they don't offer any hard cc (besides their ults, which are easy to counter)
>>586994537b-but I thought Harrow ult was le OP???
>got a warning for my Ivy postingI will marry and mating press this gargoyle and the jannies will not stop me
>>586994537Kelvin doesn't have hard CC either Take that, anon
I DONT PLAY FAI-AHH!
>>586994815>jannies ban ivyposting but not off topic /pol/ spammers or ratfags or people posting actual uncensored pornThey make moderation decisions by throwing darts at a board
>>586993498I really love total black women. Browns need not apply.
>>586994089is this EU Ritualist? I've seen this name in my games before
>>586994271i cant even hit him in the air on rk even if i look at him
CARMELA WOULD YOU PLEASE SHOOT ABRAAAAAAAAAAMS
>>586994861He’s getting fatter tits in his remodel btw
>>586994929kelvin is the doorman of supports
>>586995080Its a well known fact that the jannies are gay and furry.
>valve devs in 2009nobody looks up in fps game so its hard to make puzzles that include looking up>valve nowdeadman tranny xdd
>>586993968i refuse to believe there's no mirage on the right side of the image
daily reminder that violet still exists
>>586995510mirage is the potential man of brooling and team comp doe
>>586993617I imagine the smoke is something akin to identity protection for when she's out working. A realtime face blur and a voice distortion.
>>586995530You did not make this post yesterday
>see Paige>ginger librarian girl with glasses>my favorite>interactions with Drifter show she's a fanfiction writing retard that's into "bad boys" aka men who would literally kills herJust awful
>>586993968Why is it four and not a full team?
what to build on abrams
We have probably one more batch of six characters before open beta in late 2027.
>>586995813Slowing Sex
>>586995813Crushing Fists
>>586995912>in late 2027>2027lol
I don’t care about new heroes, give me the fucking remodels
>Character with built in spirit damage on her gun since the dawn of time, before Wraith got it and before any of the others even existed.>Spirit damage ult that she needs to scale.>Gets weapon damage.In hindsight, what was the though process behind this?
>>586995460>valve devs in 2009: hmmm guess they don't wrists>valve devs in 2026: they will look up or die
>>586995510If you just do the ricochet inhibitor build, you auto win every game 30m+
What's up with Wraith players and being gigantic faggots who backdoor?Are you all seriously that much of a spineless pussy that you can't win a teamfight with the world's most baby easy m1 in the game?
>almost forgot to post Mirage's win rate todayFOR THE DJIN
>>586996329>why is the best back door hero doing a heckin backdoot
>>586996240>guess they don't wristswhat mean
>>586996529don't have wrists*my brain go fast slow finger
>team fighting rift>I see that dipshit on the map approaching my green walker>boost over there>she suspects nothing and literally walks straight into my sleep dagger trajectory funniest shit I've ever seen
>>586995813Viagra
>>586996653meant to reply to this >>586996329
playing violet for the first time any tips
Yeah my dick. Don't play Violet.
>your """teammates""" racing halfway across the map to follow the 10k up shiv/abrams/venator/billy into a 2x2 box
>>586995813Seems like spirit abam is ded
>>586996805Just one *unzips pants*
yeah let's drag this game out for another 20 minutes because every game is le winnable :))
>>586996769>super charging this dick1... 5... 10...?!I DON'T CARE HOW MANY THERE AREI'LL DICK EM ALL
>>586993763that conversation is kind of ambiguous. I don't think Haze would just be walking around central park with Rem>>586995672That's what I was thinking too, but all the fan art of her is making me wonder
I'm having success with Hybrid MercMag Victor, but I can't shake the thought that I should just be playing Warden instead. Healbane really fucked Victor's most fun build.
>>586996805Draw to block the wave at 2 mins so you can take small camp and block at 3 mins so you can take boxes.
>>586996878I have to permaban Haze because the mouthbreathing retards that play this game ALWAYS feed her for absolutely no reason. they just stand around in jungle or lane at low health tugging their ding dongs waiting for her to come up and kill them
>>586997337victor has much better gun scaling than warden and that's a fact. warden has more hp and sure flask gives tons of debuffs but so does aura and pain battery
>be le tank>nigfernus just holds lmb and kills mexd
>>586997337Warden sucks rn
What leads someone to AFK farm all match
>Team mics up: we win>Team doesn't mic up: we lose
>>586997561abrams rapes infernus in actual teamfights
>>586997561if only there was a 3200 green item that removes debuffs
>>586997269>I don't think Haze would just be walking around central park with RemShe would
>>586997647someone post the old dota 2 AM "I HAVE FINISHED FARMING" comic
should I build a roster around one role or across multiple? and how many in total? I'm noob
do I get into games faster if I select more or less heroes
>>586997438haze, wraith, victor the hyper carries that get fed by retards in all elos
>>586993624I imagine paradox posts her dumb time jokes and maybe she's here
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THIS MEME BROOL OBJECTIVE RIFT?? WELL ENEMY HAS MORE AOESLOP SO YOU LOSE LOL XDD
>>586997269>That's what I was thinking too, but all the fan art of her is making me wonderi think that's the case too, all the fan art just keeps her smoky since it's not like we know what she looks like without it, makes it obvious the art is of haze and not some random woman
>>586997647
>>586997830More heroes>>586997337>Healbane really fucked Victor's most fun build.His most fun build was the gun build, it didn't require 30 minutes of farming to be good
>>586997076>y- you expect me to play the match i willingly queue'd for longer than 10 minutes? no, no, NO! don't heckin' report me!
>>586997740I think if you are a noob it’s good to get a baseline knowledge of a bunch of stuff but when you start sweating I’d focus on one role
>>586997673>have working microphone>doesnt use it>even worse types messages in chat like anyone is reading that shitwhat causes this?
I turned off voice chat why do you ask?
>>586997438for me it was victor, i essentially have to switch to pocket or forfeit the match because no matter what somebody'll feed him and spend the match being his personal healthpack
>playing Nurse>entire enemy team gets anti heal>hero now does nothingWhat am I even supposed to do in this situation? I try to cope by building utility like Curse but it still feels like being completely taken out of the game.
>>586998287>has a mic>doesn't use it until the end of the game to insult their team
>>586997928cdn.deadlock.wiki/Chrono_select_05.mp3
LEAVERTYOUREYESXDDDDLOLOLOLO YES JUST LOSE THE OBJECTIVE BRO ITS FINE DONT GET LE FEAREDWOW ARE YOU STUPID JUST LOOK AWAY YES YOU GONNA LOST THIS BROOL BUT UMMM THATS THE COUTNERPLAY OK
>>586998616just walk backwards nigga
>>586998543Go for 400% attacks speed
>>586998616
https://files.catbox.moe/znpc4h.mp4
>>586994815Post full cowardt. janny
>>586993624venator's accounts are composed entirely of "1 LIKE=1 BLESSING" and seven is a leftypol user
>practice movement to play as Celeste>do it on a normal character first and then try as her later on>movement with her is way more boringhow come?
>>586995771>>interactions with Drifter show she's a fanfiction writing retard that's into "bad boys" aka men who would literally kills herWhich dialogue is this?The only interaction I remember with Drifter is how she is scared of him and that's it
>ohh its so scary turn around nowJUST CLOSE YOUR EYES NIGGA
>want to play Ivy>her ult is 100% a utility tool>I'm too dumb to use it right
>>586995510mirage isn't popularmina, rem, and venator are the deadly trio of shitters (troon, woman, and twitch streamer)
>>586997673I used to be a retard. I got used to my ping being ignored. Pinging "Let's go for the rejuvenator" 50 times does actually nothing. Pulled out my mic the other day and simply said "mid boss?" and magically everyone teleported to mid boss. Never going back
>>586995771what did you expect retard bookgirls are the male equivalent to gooners
>>586994317>gun sucks>healing sucks>turrets suck>ult just gets ran down unless you're up on a rooftop or something (not always applicable and even then people will just run indoors and negate your ult entirely by doing so)At what point is McGinnis retard proof when Paige and Rem support better than her, Bebop and Seven are better ultbots, her gun is just complete ass and gets mogged by Venator-- the only other gun hero in the game with no free gun passive-- and her turrets suck until you hit 50k souls and ONLY if the enemy team consists strictly of the FEW things that can't instantly delete them like Graves, Shiv, etc? This hero fucking sucks cause Yoshit basically made EVERY function she had fucking garbage. Even her support got taken away by shrinking her 2's AoE scaling and taking the innate fire rate buff away. Actual retard proof heroes are shit like Wraith (long range teleport), Mina (THREE invincible dashes), and Pocket (infinite escapes but no longer relevant damage-wise now that everyone is buying shield items).
>>586993968>venator in all right matchesi'm so fucking mad
>>586998793seven is a namefag schizo on /x/ openly challenging the feds
lash shouldn't be affected by harrow ult since his eyes are closed by default
>>586996140download a mod you fucking ape
>>586998982fly in, silence knock up, vortex web, stone form, echo shard, stone form, and toss in a kudzu bomb somewhere, enjoy your free win
>>586999009>>586997673>>586998287Some people don't want to talk to or listen to retarded people while playing a game. I would rather lose a match than interact with you fucking cretins>but im not a retardYou're playing a MOBA, you are in fact the biggest retard
>>586994815That face just screams Pony artist.
>>586993617I kinda figure the Haze that's in the ritual is some kind of astral projection while she's asleep in a field office nearby. It just feels more consistent with her lore.
>>586999308Fear is for lesser men. And Bebop
Seven is right and Haze will sell Rem to the OSIC in a heartbeat
>>586999467Weirdly enough no, just furries in general
>>586999774Mildly surprising.
>>586999664The fact that haze gets along with drifter more than seven leads me to believe she is pure evil.
>>586999664She would never! Seven is a stupid chud
Celeste is above us!Vindicta's above us!Lash is above us!The test pilot's above us!
so what abrams dick can do actually
>>586999664I don't think so. Haze has principles beyond blind loyalty to the government and is often willing to put morality above her job in several of her conversations with members of the cast who are wanted criminals.
>>586999664Haze's wish is to quit the OSIC so she can be Rem's mom :)
>>586999917lots of things
>>586999990She's literally in the ritual on orders from the OSIC
>>586999009>Pulled out my mic the other day and simply said "mid boss?"Its like a magic spell. They wanted to call mid boss but were too pussy to make a call themselves to they immediately agree with you.
>>587000104I'm sure the OSIC ordered her to wish for some gay shit and there's no way for her to wish for something she actually wants
>>587000104https://cdn.deadlock.wiki/Patron_male_ally_haze_start_01.mp3https://cdn.deadlock.wiki/Patron_male_ally_haze_start_05.mp3
What are some of you favorite conversations in the game?
anyone else having some pretty massive FPS drops as of today/yesterday? even at 2 minutes in now I'm getting drops from 120 to 70 with 30ms frame time for no reason and it feels like complete shit
>>586998902what am i looking at exactly
here's your perfect valve balancing
>>586998982>Max ult>Greater Expansion>Lightning scroll>Pick up allied AbramsYou are now Eternus
>>587000457troonleste getting movementcucked
>>586999859In the world of Deadlock, drifter is really just a run of the mill murderer. Yes he's a vampire, but vampires are clearly not all that unusual or special since even some random rich girl can buy her way to immortality by becoming one.
>>587000489perfectly balanced, as all things should be
>>587000489>Baba is still 60% wrBoomers ruin everything man. Cant even escape them in video games.
>>587000489>last 3 days>patch came out 1.5 days agoretard nigger
>>587000489how is Haze win rate so high? Whenever I get fed on her everyone buys plated or metal skin and I can't deal damage anymore
What's the trustworthiness of someone named danny
>nobody picks baba anymore but she's still busted op>nobody picks solomon anymore but he's still the strongest laner in the game>nobody picks harrow anymore>nobody picks violet anymore>nobody picks rat king anymore>nobody picks danny anymore but he's still an annoying faggot
>>5870007816v6 game innit
>>587000605hes literally hunted by every org on the planet for killing thousands of people over hundreds of years
>pick Deadman Danny>spend the entire lane phase divebombing people cause it's my only meaningful damage until around 15 minutes into the game>enemy team is conditioned by other Danny players and my own relentless divebombing to buy Knockdown ASAP (but of course not before their usual early game items cause they don't ever want to use the item so SOMEONE ELSE can benefit from it)>immediate enemy confusion when I spend most of the time on the ground like a Pocket Soldier from TF2 and only fly to get into better firing positions or to chase people who are trying to escape onto rooftops and such>every fight they throw Knockdown on me no matter what I am doing because their monkey brains are like that of a bot and just 'see target -> instantly use Knockdown' and it gets no value as I just bombard them with 300+ damage rockets instead of his 'high octane divebombing burst combos' that everyone else is obsessed with doing
>>587000905No offense but you sound like a retard and possibly even a brown person. No offense tho
nobody's willing to admit this but whenever warden is good he's just as annoying as celeste and shiv
>>587000489Baba can never be balanced until Threadsap gets gutted.You cannot put an ability like that in a game with no draft.
>>587001029>>587000489where is shiv at on this list?
>>587000489Kelviniggers...
>>587001048>steals spirit power>reduces spirit power of enemies (90% of characters)>increases spirit power of baba>inbuilt merc mag for free but it's better than merc mag in every wayactually the most disgusting ability in the entire fucking game
No, seriously, how the fuck do they fuck up the matchmaking every single update Every fucking time they update the game it becomes nothing but stomps
>>587000997>play like a normal Danny>get Knockdown'd and raped every fight because you're too stubbornly fixated on playing the way some retarded ecelebs tell you to>play Danny differently around the obvious fact of what the enemy team is going to try and do to you and still pop off and do lots of damage anyway>win the game without getting KO'd by a fucking anvil and raped on repeat like every other Danny>this is somehow 'brown and retarded'
>>587001160i wasn't referencing the list i was just referencing the general complaints people have about heroes like shiv and celeste
>>587001232Also it fucking PULLS YOU
>>587000401I like the>HOHOHO, OK BUDDYSeven does in this conversation
>>587000489>54% wr despite baba skewing the results with her 60%
>>587000694>>587001048She falls off in the top 1000, the only playerbase that matters
just counterbuy it
>>587000489What is this sorted by? Why is wraith above Kevin with worse winrate?
>>587000489kelvin and wraith are long overdue for a gutting
>>587000808>3/6At least half is fine. I keep hearing 44 is too many heroes, nevermind other games have 50+.
>>587001580use brain
>>587000843yeah so he's just a really old murderer what's your point
>>586995510>800+ gamesthat's why
>>587001430>She falls off in the top 1000baba gets better in the top 1000 and you're a nigger
nerf vyper
>>587001716That’s not the top 1k
>>586993624kek but truth is they're early computahs so likely it's just a bunch of nerds like dynamo on Uni using them.
>>587001507gotta love powercreep and abilitycreep
>>587001791>moving the goalpostas expect of a streetshitting nigger
>The character meant to counter spirit characters has a high winrate in a game full of nothing but spirit charactersNo way! Say it aint so!
>>586998996yeah but at least sometimes the troons are uncatchable adderall addicts and sometimes the women are actually playing support wellmirage is literally just the tickle monster>oh but he can teleport around the lanes and janny so well!yes and then proceed to do dick all with the money he makes by doing so
>>587001716>she gets better>win rate is noticeably lowerI’m nooticing
>do ranked>place literally exact same rank but slightly lower>immediately wingstreak back upwhat did the eternuses place? Asc, I presume?
>its only the highest winrate still, checkmatelol
>>587001931moving the goalposts, she is the highest winrate character in eternus
>>587001884I accept your concession, upplaying brickie
Ngl the characters looks ugly as fuck
I won my violet game by pressing 4 in every team fight because we had a victor
>>586995672do you really think the fucktarded millennial writers who created paige and violet thought of this
>>587001507Time to break out the 'ol Gun Mina builds from her release.
I want every Graves player to kill themselves
>>587002025ye
>seven>warden>victor (me)All in one team, our farm got split so hard. I need to actually unlock a pos2 hero to swap to. I already have Venator, but he's a very popular pick. Celeste or Mina?
>>586998616brick
>>586998717i hate hearing this voiceline when i lane with a victor because now our lane is just oozing with sexual tension i did not ask for
>>587002458yeah i get bricked whenever i look at harrow what's your point
>>587002407Wondering if any placed lower desu
>>587001029>nobody's willing to admit thisliterally all people talk about in this game is how much they hate warden
At first I thought it was kinda weird just HOW invested in the Djinn Mirage was, despite not being a Djinn himself.But then I realized, he's just a Weeb, but for Djinn.A Djinnaboo if you will.Then I thought it would be funny if instead of a Djinn it was the Miku hologram.But she's actually sentient and it's THE Miku, just in hologram form because she's an AI.Something something publicity tour and doing the Ritual for the Glory of Nippon.
>>587000843He kills like, a few people a week, for hundreds of years. Seven is gonna ascend to godhood.
What to build on Paige?
>>587002025Rank season & wiped rank is the most retarded thing ever.>We see that you have climbed back to the same rank every time>But no, let's do it the 124612946194th time, and see if you can go back to that rank againIt's just a fucking excuse to dangle the carrot on the stick.
'eded tu blooo
>>587002413your queue must have been really dire, very rare for there to be more than two carries on a team
carboins ready
>>587002067Toto l'asticot is #1 on the Baba hero ladder and also Valve's top Baba. He has 129 net wins: 628–499 across 1,127 ranked games, a 55.7% win rate, with 169 of those games on Baba. He is only #946 on the general leaderboard. There is literally almost a thousand players above him, all maining every other hero in the game besides baba
fat ivy
>>587002551I'd be willing to bet there were some 30% wr guys haunting the asc6/e1 border who got kicked down further, no way to check though unless you knew them by name.
what is up with Talon's bow? I swear even if I get double velocity it's so hard to hit shit with normal bow shots. if you're moving sideways even just a little bit it's like the arrow deviates wildly. it's so bad you can miss someone who is standing directly in front of you
dummy scottish bitch I hate you
>>587002685Warden and victor are both tagged as frontliners internally.
There's something wrong with warden players. You know what I mean.
>>586995672Whilst I like the idea, judging from her critical portrait, I don't think she's a regular woman wearing 'smokeface'.Her just being a smoke monster that can invade dreams is quite surface level, but seems like the most logical explanation.
how do i get the gunz graphics, what fps config do i get
>>586997673You don't need a mic to reach Eternus. This game mostly plays out like any other MOBA, the obviously correct choice never needs to be communicated amongst teammates since everyone just kinda knows what the correct thing to do is.The problem is teammate RNG. Sure, you just won a good teamfight in blue and COULD take their walker, but your Wraith doesn't want to and instead goes to their Sinners or T3s. Using your mic won't stop this ape from doing what he wants, you're just wasting your breath and you'll only get more toxic yourself.
>>587003008dummy thicc bitch
>>586993852>>586993858>>586993990>>586993993lol
>farming tier 3 camp>they're almots dead>teammate starts shooting them:^)
>>587000401their ship name is cowboy and indians
https://files.catbox.moe/znpc4h.mp4hes just like me...
>>587002650spirit burn
>>587001210in here, i am KING!
>>587003518Shipping would be good if the ships were named kino stuff like this instead of retarded shit like batcase and necrofencer
>>587002674honestlydesu it's fine in this case but yeah with lol it was giga aids.
>>587003518Why would indians be plural?
>>587003724Batcase is a pun you autist
>>587003883i forgot cowboys was plural too
>>587003887whats the pun
>>587001374>>587000401https://cdn.deadlock.wiki/Gigawatt_match_start_necro_gigawatt_convo02_05.mp3
"LET me BE STAINED by the blood of the WICKED"this line always almost baits me into soloQing ven
trophy collector goes on every hero and its the only green item i buy
>>587002621I wanna draw this but I'm struggling with how to adapt the idea while still keeping the look of Mirage.I know I want to give him a Topknot to keep the hair similar, but do I make him an American Weeb, or actually Japanese?What about his gun?What about his clothes?Should they be comedically outdated robes and an Arquebus, or something a little closer to modern but still old, like a Meji period suit?Actually Meji Period is spot on for the look.So I'll probably just do that.
>>587003080Kinda lame honestly, having it just be something to obfuscate her identity is more interesting.
>>587004362This nigga plays dyanamo,kelvin and mokrill
>>587003080when i see this haze portrait i always think of that "disabled" meme with twisted pyro from tf2 image
>let's make a character that does nothing after 25 minutes in the game where most matches end in 30-40 minutesBravo
>mariana trench winrate>bugs galore>night shift dropped him like a rock>he's still easily the most fun I can have online
>>587004561Fuck, now I gotta decide if I still want it to be a Hologram, or if it's some kind of Yokai that just happens to be Miku.
>>587004693>kelvineh it was alright even when it was at it's strongest. Just get t1 boots and mystic expansion on the nade.
>>587004778#raperem
>>587004778>ult still hits you through fucking walls>tag along still makes you unkillable if you are in any way competent >pillow is still a nuke in lane Fuck off, retard
>>586995776Because there's a bigger sample size for 4, the chance of the same 6 heroes being on the same team isn't that big
>>587005613what possibly prompted this aggressive response
>>587005613>listing basic ability features and forgetting to make a point
how do I into schmoovement
>>587005613>because it would be shit otherwise>has a 30 second cooldown>does 75 damage lol
>>587003080I dont think critical portraits are canonParadox's critical looks like her head really is just a glass bulb with nothing inside, but that isn't true because they've already said it's just a helmet with a normal woman underneath
>get three massive feeding retards and now have to avoid queueing for 5 mins to make sure you don't get them againworst part of ranked
>>586993348>>586993617tfw no cute smoke creature dream invading gf
>>587005849>>587005860>>587005904Fuck off, retard
Holy fuck I just can't win a single game with Warden. It's the same thing every time. Laning phase is fine, and then around midgame I end up getting so turned on by Warden's voice that I end up alt tabbing into some rule34 and I end up masturbating furiously to Warden's 8 inch uncut, and by the time I'm finished the game had been over for at least an hour.This won't stop happening
>>586999664If she would she already would've.
>>587004778>night shift dropped him like a rockThose were the first Night Shift AIPAC games. Rem is still high priority pick ban in NA amd EU
Am i right or do i have a faulty memory? There's a case for Doorman in the bottom tier.
>>586998793>seven is a leftypol userfalse>>586999206>seven is a namefag schizo on /x/ openly challenging the fedstrue
>>586997269She would because she's a good mom and Baba being powerful is the reason she noticed
>>587006415>Ivy, apollo, paige not in dev pet category
>>587006532Apollo would still have his omnidirectional "lmao I get out for free" 2 from release if this was true
>>586995771Oh I get itPaigeLike in a book
I just walk everywhere instead doing some tranny slides corner boosting and bunny hopping
>>587004295>see fags in enemy team>spam SODOM WILL BURN GOMORRAH WILL FALL whenever you kill them>it's literally RPing as the hero you're playing so if they report you it's false reports
>>587006171NEVER GOON NO MATTER THE COST
>>586993617>>587003080>>586995672we don't know enough about sandmen to know the rules of the op.>>587006415kelvin was dogshit for a while a couple years ago when they turned his beam into nothing
>>587006683me on seven outrunning the celeste who is full diving me (i bought fleetfoot)
>>587006683Hope you're on the enemy team and not mine since you're always 30 seconds late to every fight
>>587004295i've been trying to get into venator recentlyit's either been me shitstomping everyone after ricing for half the game or then just ricing for half the game and not doing fucking anythingalso missing half my crossbow shotsi guess i'm not supposed to farm as much as i do
>>587006825>kelvin was dogshit for a while a couple years ago when they turned his beam into nothingWas that before or after the disarming beam? That's my earliest memory of him.
>>587006982after, they reduced a ton of numbers to make it go from a nightmare to a tickle
>>586994929>>586995219Kelvin might not have any hard CC, but he has the RAPE dome and niquil
>>587006415Vipers been pretty solid for a while, she's just got a really low pickrate due to her weird playstyle so she doesn't get complained about much.McG was a nightmare for months before they triple nerfed her turrets/ult, and even now in her gutted state she's still above 50%.Rem was legitimately OP after the first time they rebuffed his heal, Paige has been really fucking good more often than she's been mid, Dynamo was one of the most complained about heroes in the game after the march patch, there's plenty wrong.
>>587006171harrow…
>>587006532>>587006603Paige very much feels like the dedicated easy for new players hero like CM before she got her knees shot out by a psychopath
>>587007313Who the fuck is CM
>>587007423you seem to be lost, overwatch general is that way
>>587007531You need to return to Reddit
>>587007423Rylai
>>587007252My problem with dynamo is it feels like his gun is just better than mine 70% of the time
>>587007423Chiori Mikami
>>587007423crystal maiden from dotagives guaranteed value with her passive giving mana to all allies on the mappoint and click rootaoe slowi forget the other one but her ult is literally seven ult with a slow and will wipe your team with no investment as a support because of how dota abilities work
>Street Brawl>Fighting a good equal match>5th & final round>Our Haze got a infinite bullet>Game basically is just over by then, we go from equal fights in previous rounds, to absolutely dominateThis fucking mode is so retarded.
>>587006415>dev pet>no Rem>no dev hatred section with Silver and Sinclair
>>587006967>i guess i'm not supposed to farm as much as i doYou're supposed to fight every time you have ult up. If you can hit your crossbow shots it's a guaranteed pick on every fight.
>>587007423Crystal Maiden from Dota. Almost the mandated new player experience, strong CC, great utility passive, strong AoE damage and slows. Her only weaknesses are that she's kind of paper but every dota character is paper if you're a retard AND she's got a glacial movement speed.The main point is that she's just very easy to use at a basic level and there's almost no reading or thought involved other than not getting hit. CM used to have average movespeed until IceFrog nerfed her legs 5 times in a row
>>587005992What if she's a pinhead
>>587007786I try to do at least that yeah
>>587007313I really don't understand why her dragon has charges Her gun does enough damage she doesn't need to throw 4 dragons in ever fight
>>587007423Dotafaggots are demented geriatrics and think their acronyms are widely known in generals that aren't /d2g/
>>587005992>>587007863What if she just has short hair
>>587007531Why do dotards and leaguebabbies think they're superior to the Marvel Rivals and Overwatch players who have gained interest in Deadlock?Do they not understand that while yes, the MOBA mechanics might be difficult to grasp at first for hero shooter players, the shooting and movement mechanics are much more something they've practiced and are much stronger at then the players who came from MOBAs into Deadlock? OW & Rivals players who tried Deadlock routinely carry games by playing high aim and high skill characters like Vindicta, Haze, etc. Their mechanics are far superior in general to a DOTA player. It makes no sense that people have this weird elitism towards Rivals players when Deadlock is literally a fusion of both genres (hero shooters + mobas) and is meant to appeal to both.
>>587007972gross
>>587007779However they read their data they seem to have an issue with conditionally strong thingsSinclair when RK was meta and Sinclair got beat over the headJust last patch when healing booster got the hammer for literally no reason other than people bought it with radiant regen for green spike
>>587006967he's kinda a "winlane / get some items roam for picks guy" since they nerfed his gun scaling.
nurse harrow is so fucking cool, i was just playing her and she said 'death has no dominion' which is a line from my favourite poem of all time, thomas dylan
>>587005992They absolutely are not considering they're still updating art assets
>>587007691That's weird unless he's building gun and you're not, his dps is on the lower end of average both in terms of baseline and boon scaling.
>team is expecting me to solo carry the game as venator when the enemy team has wraithjust go next senpai
I'm going to play Doorman for the first time. Give me tips
even fades gave up on venator
>>587007863Scottish people can't be pinheads
>>587008213
How do I do damage as Billy? I win the game, I never die, I'm top net worth, but I have 2/3rds the damage of everyone else. It feels like his double bashdown combo does zero damage on its own and I'm relying on them panic running from me, they could just turn on me and I would lose any 1v1 if they had braincells to parry.
am i the only one that doesn't feel anything in a win if i'm not the one popping off? Might as well lose, zero difference for me
>>587008518Buy all melee items and learn how to heavy melee without getting parried
>eww why there are dotards in a general about game made by guy who made dota and made many items and skills resemble dotas in said game
>>587008613who are you quoting
>>587008689overwatch chads flaming him in his last game for not being able to aim
>>587008518hunter's aura, brs, and blasted bashdown. just m1. people don't know how much bullet resist shred billy can shit out
>>587008027They seem to apply whatever vacuum criteria they use selectively>Wraith strong for the majority of the year? Yea that's fine>Celeste ult chasing your ass across half the map? Cool beans>Sinclair strong because we added a braindead overpowered ultbot?? Gut his ult, his pushing and make his lane trash>Silver's at 47-49% winrate? BUT SHE'S META IN NIGHTSHIFT WITH AN EVEN WORSE WINRATE??! Nerf her continuously for months!>Almost forgot to ignore Mirage this patch, thankfully I remembered to stealth nerf him too and leave him worse and untouched afterThen there's characters like Apollo getting a lot of dev attention out of the blue, there are very strong biases in the dev team with certain heroes getting nothing but distain from the devs while others get preferential treatmentYou need a dev to take your hero under their wing
>Basically no gun Geist build in the browserI guess people just go bomb nowadays huh
>>587008874Bomb build is literal shit. Look up Auroraz
>>587008518>How do I do damage as Billy?Seduce them.
>>587008000>Trips of trvthNice.Dotards especially take the fact that they play(ed) dota several years ago as their life's greatest achievement and somehow think it makes them superior to the many other playerbases that moved to Deadlock, be sure to shit on them whenever they appear
>>587008000they don't want to admit they are going to be replaced by aim chads
>>587002680ok but the mid-air mark hit was kinda tuff doe
>>587008000>Why do dotards and leaguebabbies think they're superior to the Marvel Rivals and Overwatch players who have gained interest in Deadlock?Cause hero shooter tards are the ones going 10+ deaths every game and making Standard-- and to an extent, Ranked-- unplayable with their mindless ooga booga nonsense. You're all low IQ mongrels with your brains reduced to fucking goop by your brain dead ass games. We simply ARE superior to you.
>>587008805>>Silver's at 47-49% winrate? BUT SHE'S META IN NIGHTSHIFT WITH AN EVEN WORSE WINRATE??! Nerf her continuously for months!I'm surprised people don't grasp this in Deadlock. Heroes can be strong even with a low winrate in soloq (aka shit that doesn't matter).K'sante in League is 45% winrate in SoloQ and he constantly gets picked at worlds. Qiyana is currently the 6th most picked champ this worlds and she's the LOWEST winrate midlaner in the game in SoloQ.When will deadbabs finally accept that SoloQ shitters just don't know how to play most heroes, and a low winrate doesn't mean anything if said hero can still be a demon in the hands of a competent player?
>>587007863I hope when they update her model they reference the old mask
>>587008874Look up "Jonjon69" that's the Gun Geist build I use (and modified)
>>587008000Because this game is a moba. You win by doing moba things, not hero shooter things.
>>587009449Paradox really doesn't need much of a remodel at all and I hope she doesn't get a big overhaul. Honestly you could just get rid of the blue tubes on her arms and she'd fit right in with the aesthetic.
game 1: feeder brool retards, no objectives takengame 2: abrams and ivy feeder retardsgame 3: abrams feeder retard gets victor to 25k by 10 minsanother day in mystic paradise
Why is Geist so shit now? Gun or not no one is playing her
>>587009550Both her builds liked radiant and it got nerfed pretty bad.
>>587009550Geist needs to be close range to do a good amount of damage with her gun and use her ult but she doesn't have enough sustain to stay close to people. I feel like she's not tanky enough to be a good bruiser or damagy enough to be a good m1 carry.
>>586995771Why would Victor or Mirage kill Paige And how are they bad boysAnd why are you a dumb fucking retard
Give giest 65 hp per boon like mokrill
Generally speaking, Dota players don't want Deadlock to radically change while Overwatch players are the ones always asking for reworks, rebalances, and for the MOBA elements of Deadlock to be deemphasized. They also force deathballs then complain about deathballs when they never even try to split push to beat the deathballAnd then there are Rivals players, who are genuinely sub-human and seem to hate the game but are forcing themselves to play it anyways. I said what I did about Overwatch players, but they're not here chasing trends
Give MoKrill 100 hp per boon
allow us to dox feeders in deadlock plus
Give mokrill a shield on burrow
le epic lifting woman
>>587004778He does lots of things
Increase mokrills scorn radius by 30%
Make unclaimed souls cause characters to gain weight the more of them they have
baba looks so neat, why does nobody play her?
>>587009695>damagy enough to be a good m1 carry.No, her damage is fine. Her sustain is the problem.
>remodel this and thatif the character was changed during the update vindicta and the others got their update you can bet they will not get a change. the characters are stuck like this
>>587009338Because solo queue "shitters" are 99.9% of the playerbase and a hero being technically "good" in one specific comp against a specific hero with a specific item on a full moon when Mercury is in gatorade does not justify them being permanently underperforming in the actual game that the playerbase actually plays
>>587010224>You shouldn't have made me hungry
>>587009338>K'santeExcept she literally operates the complete opposite being made of tissue paper and having no control of her ultShe is far closer to Gnar except she isn't nearly as oppressive late, early fights, and doesn't generate rage from taking damageShe also suffers from the game's shop system rewarding base good base stats which means even if she builds all greens she'll barely have a higher health pool than most characters with just their green spike by late
>>587010282I feel like it is fine early/mid game but when people start getting tanky it starts to suck a bit because you can't really use Siphon Bullets well, but yeah 99% of the problem is low sustain.
>>587009502Her weird sci-fi tubes look out of place
>>587010471Her model is 90% complete but I would remove the dumb tubes and change her gun but the gun has a fancy animation so they will never do that
>>587010471>but the gun has a fancy animation so they will never do thatThey absolutely would. They scrapped a 4 lane map with insane levels of detail
>>587010359Point being, a hero having a low winrate doesn't mean they are bad. In rare cases, it simply means the playerbase is too retarded to know how to play them properly. Why would the company need to adjust her, if people are simply not playing her to her full potential? Reality is that people will get better with time. Maybe in a year from now, even with no buffs, Silvers winrate will magically be 50.0%, because people have had time to get used to her.
>>587010587>>587010957having a sci fi gun wouldn't require a model change, they've gone into "pulp" territory, and that includes random space age type tech. and there's that whole killer robot with a hook thing
mo and krill mogged paradox
>>587010957Meant for: >>587010587No fucking idea how I replied to myself.>>587011134Not really though? Its not really random space age tech as its more a mix of steampunk and fantasy. Look at mcginnis and how rough around the edges her turrets and backpack is. Same with Danny.
Genuinely how are you supposed to play other heroes after you get used to Celeste movement? Every other character feels like molasses
this character is unplayable, legit wtf man
win lanelose game
>>587011315paradox already mentions getting close to time travel in one of her lines, and this game isn't very steampunk to begin with
>>587011134I'm Team Lash because Bebop is a scary, unthinking, unfeeling psychopathic machineI will always side with a human over that
>>587011437"Miss Shelly wouldn't like that."
>>587011360win laneside lane fed victor 8 kills in 10 mins
>>587011360I won the game because the Victor/Ivy duo ended up both dying 20 times each, though
>>587006683honest gamer>>587006854dishonest tranny
Just got off WoW after no-lifing for two daysWhat's the consensus on S2 ranked changes?Sneed it or feed it?
>>587008000the current state of the hero shooters is utterly pathetic and somehow they both keep getting worse in time which only makes the players even more retardedand now they're being retarded in my standard lobbies
>haze gets depicted as a mom>sexuality increases 100%what could it mean
>erm seven shouldn't have a gun. Looks out of place. And bebop shouldn't be a robot, should be made of stone like normal golem.
>>587006683Honestly I just buy fleetfoot, heroic aura, and enduring speed every game, regardless of who I'm playing, I got places to be
>>587011764phantom and above removed shields, rest of bricklo is a pure grind because of elo terrorists
>>587011874The black woman of Valve sexuality
Rat King deserves even more nerfs.
>>587011912I cry every time a game goes late enough that I have to sell my max stack trophy collector and lose all that sprint speed.
>>587011406Right. Its a mix of steampunk and noir fantasy.
>>587006683>not enjoying sliding and walljumpsI don't do any of the mantling or whatever, just the surface level movement is plenty of fun
>>587010397Gnar has the benefit of actually being mobile, having consistent burst/poke with bonuses for solid execution, mechanics that compliment transitioning into his enraged form, while also having reliable damage and CC and tankiness when enragedalso his Rage buildup doesn't immediately start to decay like Silver'salso also he's a top laner and doesn't always have to deal with evasive ranged bullshit>She also suffers from the game's shop system rewarding base good base stats which means even if she builds all greens she'll barely have a higher health pool than most characters with just their green spike by lateinvestment is such a shit non-mechanic with how it blurs the line between heroes and roles, or lack thereof
sex with rem
>>587011914I know what the changes areWhat I asked is the community consensus on said changes.Surely this place must've been full of YOSHI SAVED DEADLOCK or the opposite
Is she the face of Deadlock right now?
>>587012035>I have toYou don't tho
>>587012129>>587010397>leaguebabsshi ne
>>587012191ew dude get that shit outta herefucking disgusting
if you die then complain in all chat that x hero is braindead and broken then you're a fucking loser lmao
>>587011874There is something inherently sexual about motherhood
>>587011874Haze was always sexy but that hair is greatIs it a mod?
>>587012249If you are a DOTA player you are just as badIf you are an Overwatch player you are just as bad
>>587011994He deserves buffs
>>587012273I don't complain about my own fuckups. I do complain when I get retards that feed the farming hyper carry heroes in lane or graves>>587012331in this thread, dota players are nascent GAWDS that should be spoken of with baited breath
>>587012314Why do esls insist on adding speech bubbles to their works?
>>587012449explain the grammatical error(s) present
Does this game have afk protection like dota? I just had an apollo give up 10 miuntes and afk in base but didnt get an abandon
>>587011042In Silver's case I don't think her winrate will ever go beyond maybe 52% unless they really overbuff herCounters to her are too numerous and she's hard to capitalize on and play well, movementfaggotry also helps a lot because of her 2 stamina
>>587012191>
<<<OFFICIAL SKILL RANKING>>>DotaGAWDS>powergapFresh Kings>powergapArena shooter chads>powergapFPSbrosFighting game niggas>powergapleaguefags>powergapliteral shit>powergapoverwatchtroons>powergapjeet street diarrhea >powergaprivalNIGGERS
>>587012612If you read that speech bubble and then think to yourself "hmm yes that's how humans talk" then I have nothing to say to you
>two guys do horribly>ah well, everyone has their bad matches once in a while>they show up again in my next game>they do horribly again
>>587012708I played battlerite
How the fuck do I aim Calico bombs
>>587012869At the floor
>>587012841you cannot re-queue with retards on your team, you have to wait at minimum 10 minutes or matchmaking will force you with them again
>>587012708put paladinsbulls up there with dotagawds
>>587012708where hotsfags
>>587012191assuming that's eskay no not really. she(male) gets good viewer counts but it's like 1/4 to 1/2 other deadlock streamers and nobody in the deadlock community even knew who she was beforehand unlike other people like metro. besides all the current "faces" of deadlock are going to fade to the background once this game goes live.
>team actively refuses to group, teamfight or do midboss>we fucking lose no matter what I do cause individual agency isn't fucking allowed anymore in PvP games and you're stuck being held back by literal inbredsGetting so tired of having to grind Standard for heroes while Standard is full of fucking subhuman oxygen thieving hero shooter players that need to be euthanized ASAP for the good of the human race.
>>587012708'fresh' is not a real thing, everyone has experience with one of these games. Nobody is coming from Candy Crush to Deadlock.
>this is going to be the face of deadlock
>>587013152the only personality that might persist after 1.0 is deathy, and even that's questionable because he's not particularly charismatic to begin with
>>587012686dude needs to put on some muscle or fat man jesus
>>587012740that's not an explanation. try again.
ever since tranny came out, the hero shooter drones have come into play. these fucking fruit flies literally do nothing but sit behind people and afk shooting for 1 damage all gamepurge them yoshi, please
Your teammate, sir.
how do you play from behind as paradox when your carbine does naught but a little tickle and your ult means you have to kill yourself?
>>587013315bzz bzz bzzzt..
>>587013343pivot to echo shard bomb build so you can at least have impact in teamfights
>>587012129Unironically a good post
>>587010431>you can't really use Siphon Bullets wellSiphon is cooldown-based, retard. Literally anyone can use it
>>587013280that's my read of the situation too. also I'll take deathy over some of these other faggots like andrewchicken or metro in terms of personality/charisma
>>587013280/ourguy/ surefour is staying thoughever
>>587013294onions does that to you
>>587012958BASED
>>587013315danny has a 20% pickrate, you're playing more games without him than with him. this is compared to 60% pickrate haze and 50% pickrate bebop
why do dota players need to keep calling themselves "GODS" to feel better?its sad
>>587013564point at this poster and laugh
Queen /v/ has started btw.
>>587013737SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER
>>587013315the 2 types of danny>fly poking from 300 meters away lowest dmg 1/9>buys sharpshooter like a retarded pussy>only uses ult twice in the entire game (neither ends in a kill)and>CHAD SUICIDE BOMBER KILLS 16 AND INJURES 7>buys point blank because it increases suicide bomber gun damage the most, spams dive on CD>curbstomps 100 ixiggers with his ult every game
>>587013452>Shot 9 bullets>Miss some of the few bullets you have>Reload extremely slowly>Meanwhile Wraith could be there shooting with infinite bullets not worrying about reloading and just being able to spray and pray:^)
Would the game benefit from a $10 fee to play ranked kinda like CS2?
>>587013968Yes and it would also benefit from STRICT LANGUAGE SELECTION QUEUES
>>587013968no?maybe when the game is released publicly
>>587013903 I buy Opening Rounds and Sharpshooter on Danny cause my build tells me to
>>587013610>>587013903>assume im talking about ribbitmannigga, there's only one fucking tranny in the game. the retarded asian diaspora char
>>586994271>literally uncounterable until knockdown then when you get knockdown he's a useless piece of shitIf there ever were a more bannable archetype I can't think of it. It's just boring. It sucks to have him, sucks to be against him. He's never honest and is a sock puppet once you get his counter item. Even a traditionally broken character like Graves or something has less ban legitimacy due to Danny's atmospheric drop off (metaphorical and literal) once people get to Knockdown
>>587013903And then there's me that falls into neither category; >>587000905
>>587013968Oh you mean the thing that single-handedly killed TF2's ranked mode?
>>587014148TF2's ranked mode was killed by the fact that 90% of TF2 players don't fucking care about Comp and just like having a wacky cartoon gun game, retard
>>587013968It already has a $5 entry fee though, still doesn't stop smurfs and cheaters
>>587013968there's already a 5$ fee to play this game
>>587014223Actually, it was killed by the fact that it was only added when the game was already dead and buried.
stagehand....
>>587014052That's what I mean.>>587014148TF2 doesn't do that and comp is dead because of its pants on head retarded execution.
>>58701422399% of Overwatch and Rivals players never touch Ranked but they still have dedicated Ranked player bases, retard
>>587014148I think tf2's ranked mode was probably killed by being obviously shit in so many ways compared to community ranked
>>587014064you retards call everything tranny so it's easy to get confused
Deadman Tranny
i think i'm starting to get miragehe is not very good, but ratting and teleporting away for free every minute is really funny
yamato players will look you dead in the eyes and tell you they deserve to have five charges of grapple
>>587014782>tranny character >gimmick is he kill’s himself What did Yoshi mean by this?
>>587003080
how good would your mother be at deadlock?
why does this nigger uploads other people vods with his cam on top pretending to look at it? what?
>>587012191I gotta admit, Eskay was smart to use a Vtuber model cause this is fucking atrociousI always knew she was ugly but I didn't know she was a man. I cause my radar isn't that good cause looking back her voice is super obvious. I think i got thrown off by the accent. That it posted this of theri own free will is proof enough that gender dysmorphia needs to be reclassified as a mental illness.
When do yall think Grave's birthday is?Important question. Serious responses only.
>>587015332statistically sometime in the fall. maybe 10/31 for spooky theming.
wtf is the old new york tuxedo?
extremely erotic unicorn
What's the most broken hero, Release Shiv, 4 Lane Mirage, Release Celeste, or current Baba?
>>586995771tet
>>587015520shiv
>Me when i solo the billy and Apollo as Graves
>Solomon and Doorman laneThis shit is literally satanic
>>587008000>high skill>haze and vindicta
>>587015630Long term this is completely fineThe enemy team gets nothing from Solomon and Doorman gaining farm. It's a wasteful lane.
WHY GAME WOKE!?!?!?
>>587015630Just do boxes
>>587010471Her tubes are time juice anons. She uses time juice.
>>587015520>most broken hero contenders>3 spirit off tanks that built Radiant Regen>and Mirage Guys I think off tanks might be bad for the game
>>587015520i hear PTSD war vet stories of release shiv and victor so i'll go with shiv. i have no idea what he actually did beyond the ult being autoaim like danny ult
>>587012708Imo rivals was a lot higher skill than Overwatch at anything but the highest level. The game was actually allowed to feel like a video game so there was cheesy bullshit like MG Adam or out of bounds loki
>be me>have hero who was meta and every faggot picked them>piss int 50+ games cuz I kept not getting hero and decided to fast end game>drop in rank>even with the rank boost in s2 my rank is still not where it was>make alt>instantly in Phantom after calibrationExplain this shit. Why is rank not a direct reflection of your skill?
>>587015623graves counters billyt. graves and billy player
>>587016070Is it because no hard CC?
>>587016172She has an immobilize, which makes Billy's bashdown bug the fuck out
>46% WR Rem now rank eligible beware
>>587006415why is seven not in the top row
Let's see what this dick can do
>>587015984he 1v6'd at release and got nerfs within 2 or 3 hours
>>587015984>The hallway slasher serial killer tank assassin>in a game where everywhere was basically a hallway>less cooldowns on everythingIt's like Shiv at his best right now but he can do damage AND be tanky
>>587015876Mirage can also be played off tank with radiant regen btw
>>587016445>radiant regenUpdate this man's deadlock client right meow
sex
i like that you still thank enemy hollidays for the bounce pad
>>587016590It’s the secret to >45% winrate mirage
radiant regen is still good
>Play Apollo>Deflect Abrams as hes charging>Im stuck in the air and Apollo is in his "in the air" animation>It looks like suspended congress position for the duration of the root
>Be Bellmax Valve obeying cuckold Doormancel>Try the Joechuck Doorman build once>Feels like a third eye has openedYou haven't experienced Deadlock to the fullest until you play like you own the map, can do whatever you want, can never die and are the most annoying piece of shit that reminds niggers why they put doorman on the banlist
>>586998793Seven is an ambiguously derogatory parody of lolberts like how Billy is an ambiguously derogatory parody of punks, he's even homosexual
>>587015357it would be nice if she got actual nerfs instead of dev's pet copenerfs
>>587015357>hero that can disable an entire damage typeWhat were they thinking
I don't want to play anymore until Wraith is nerfed. What kind of fucking moba has ONE viable carry?
>>587015332GOD its going to be so hot when the Lich mindwipes graves (Making her cum her brains out while she goes braindead of course) and takes over her body, making up for lost time as a 300 + year old evil hag now in the body of a sexy teen becoming a massive whore on the side while regaining her magic and power. Deadlock just GETS me you know?
>>587017178>I don't want to play anymore until Wraith is nerfedGuess youre never playing again
>>587013737Whats more canon? Mina giving really bad blowjobs or Mina giving really good blowjobs
>queue ranked>get depression
>>587017323>queue rank>become happy because this loser got put on the enemy team
>playing street brawl>paige on high priority because i want to test her out>3 matches in a row where i'm not playing as paige>3 matches in a row where i'm going against the same enemy player playing paigewhat the fuck is this bullshit?
>>587017287mina sneaking off to empty alleys to have anal sex with stray dogs then farting out the semen later
>>587012708tf2chads AKA movementGODS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>587017287bad blowjobs
>>5870162477 was one of the original characters crippled for normie audiences
>>587017543
>>587017287she's a natural but cuts your dick with her fangs on accident.
>>587017287Mina sounding your urethra with her fang until she ruins your orgasm.
nerf wraith
it's a crime celeste doesn't have an unicorn install. Come the fuck on vovlo
>>587017178There's a lot of viable carries, it's just that among all of M1s Wraith reigns supreme
>>587017821pleaseI dont want to play wraithI dont want wraith on my teamI dont want wraith on the enemy teamI don't want to play with people that dont ban wraith
>>587017543yeah
>>587017287Mina would find the idea of a blow job gross and beneath her. She wouldn't bother even for a guy she really likes.
>>587017548how are you supposed to learn this shit
>>587017989be autistic and take hrt
I'm bored. I don't feel like playing anymore.
>>587017989sticky jumps are braindead and require no careful tech, literally just shoot and detonate
>>587018187
Im liking Billy more, but I really hate going 0/5 in lane every game
>>587018187I'm 23 and I feel like I can't play more than 2 or 3 games per session anymore, I'm so washed
>MinaRefuses to give blowjobs>PaigeHas absolutely 0 experience but would be very enthusiastic >GeistSecretly a blowjob queen but hasn't sucked a dick since her husband died>ParadoxWould just give you a handy and call it a day>WraithShe has girls for that>IvyIs made of stone, it would hurt a lot >CelesteBest head in NYC >VioletHas a lot of experience from drug fueled orgies, pretty decent technique>SilverAbsolutely 0 technique and no gag reflex, just slobbering on that shit>HolidayShe can hold her own but it's nothing special>HarrowVery practiced and effective technique, almost motherly
>>587018187But bro, think of the meaningless digital points associated with your rank
>>587016871Every doorman should be playing like that regardless of their build, if anything it's better on a bell build because you do a decent amount of damage outside the memecombo
>get in lobby with retarded ~3 rank spread, with me being in the lower end at frog rank>pop it off with the gold rank in my team, ez victory because that's closer to my real rank
>>587018898yeah but the powerspike from maxing door and rushing vortex and cheat death immediately after lane makes you unkillable and also the biggest threat on the map at all times
what's the point of buying warp stone over stamina mastery?t. just died because his warp stone got disables by slowing hex
>>587018841rem completely mogs all of them btw
>>587019254To teleport from one point to another instantly
>>587018841>>Harrow>Very practiced and effective technique, almost motherlyough... he just keeps cumming
>>587019254it's less telegraphed and gives bullet res
>Shows up in your lane to knockdown you during a 2v2 and then fucks offhow is this ginger so fucking BASED
Is Elo Hell realunranked,but still
hmm i enjoy to press q
>>587018841Harrow wouldn't do that because it's unsanitary. She only gives gloved handjobs and prostate massage.
>>587015357>everything valve took from her>nothing about threadsapnooticing...
>>587019694yes and youre the elo landmine
>>587019557yeah paige is so awesome
How do early leavers get through life? Do they have a bad day at work or school, start crying, and then run home?
>>587019852rather than contend with the things that bother me i simply vent my frustrations on my wifes pussy and then she produces children and then they grow up and then i vent my frustrations on their pussies and repeat
>>587018841What about Baba?
>That conversation between Billy and Violet about what she painted when highGod that was absolutely fucking horrible to listen to. That was millenial writing at it's finest, holy shit. Was Violet a dev self insert? I require that conversation with Billy to be removed.
Trench ranks are legit so fucking bad. All these retards do is run it down midlane.
>>587020175Dude we're not talking about this again yes Violet bad move on
>>587019852I'd rather people early leave than run around on autopilot for 40 minutes.
>>587020175>Was Violet a dev self insert?Yes.
Troon hero.
>>587019987
unironically how do i play vindicta? tried her in brawl since i don't know her kit at all and i got raped
>>587019852I have to go to work and schoolI don't have to play Deadlock. I play Deadlock to have fun, and if I'm not having fun, I'll do something else
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>587020250people are going to keep bringing it up as long as she is in that state and the game gets new or returning players.
>>587020380HAHAHA https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M6dGWet1sFM
twitching shota remcock
>>587019987based pregcest enjoyer
one win before bed>loss>loss>loss
>>587020245I remember back when low ranks and standard were better with no hero shooter tourists, people actually fucking knew what midboss was and played the game like an actual fucking MOBA instead of playing it like Marvel Rivals just to die 15 times, run it down blue non-stop or AFK jungle for 60 minutes with no-inbetween and make the game unplayable for the actual human beings in the lobby. Kill all ecelebs, kill all hero shooter playing gorilla niggers, kill all braindead shooter game players in general, kill normies that even think of touching this game. Holy fuck. You'd be able to get even the dumbest dogshit retard teammates to take midboss before this dog piss update with no problems but now these retards avoid it like the plague and refuse to do anything but run down blue and BROOOOOL (the enemy team however will ALWAYS do midboss at the earliest chance) and make it impossible to just close out the fucking game. The more MOBA-centric and shootertard-alienating changes this game gets the fucking better.
>>587020380>Tfw everything I like except violet is liked by troons;-;
>>586993770Your brain is entirely ruined by porn, you cannot function in a normal world anymore
>>587020380you're playing the game with troon heroes in it nigga
>>587020245You are where you belong
>>587020763You were new to mobas at one point. You're not better than anyone, in fact you are lesser because of your dark skin.
>>587020820why would you respond to that post and not his other post which is much worse
>>587020781You're an autistic man and they're autistic men
>>587020380Pocket is a nonbinary tranny, this game is woke
>>587020847Yeah as Drifter, Shiv and Haze. I like the part where I can kill them as a serial killer. Ven too.
>>587020730I legit think ranked is just some bizarre social experiment to see how much the human mind can take before becoming murderous.
4th game in a row where some devil spawn on the other team is clearly many ranks above the rest of the lobby.I only play this game with friends so I'm forced to play standard and it's just ass
Buff Viscous holy shit.
I think Dynamo stomp should do less damage and less displacement
>>587021196I HAVE YOU NOW
>>587020175Violet might genuinely be the worst thing to ever come out of DeadlockShe's an absolute nuke of bad writing
>>587020878I am better than you and these literal chimpanzees plaguing this game in every possible way. Normal people when they're new to a MOBA tend to defer to the judgement of the high-performing players on the team. But much like every person born after 2000, these fucking niglet apes outright REFUSE to listen to basic instruction and insist on just headbutting a fucking wall for 30 minutes straight to the detriment of EVERYBODY ELSE on the fucking team because doing anything other than "OOGA BOOGA ME HIT FACE" and actually THINKING about what they're doing is too much for their smoothed over, zogged brains. These triple gorilla nigger apes are worse than ANY preceding generation of 'new MOBA players' to ever fucking exist due to their insistence to try and brute force their way into playing it like whatever god awful braindead slop game they came from only to feed 15+ kills and ruin the game for everyone else involved. Fucking kill yourself immediately you oxygen thief enabling turbo nigger.
I really like and still like Sinclair but like one of the anon here said. The laning phase is so ass with him. You get bumrushed majority of the time till you get a spike. But he is so fun and worth it to persevere even in late games as you annihilate or juke your opponents. Not really a fan of the ult and could've been something more consistent. If they are going to make a carry over Rubick ult better damn well just port Rubick.
>>587020416you just aim bro it's not that hard
>>587021287sinclar was put in when they barely had 30ish heroes, maybe even less. he was always an experiment,
>>587021286*smoothed over, zogged brains is just too fucking hard.
>>587021167Not my fault this game decided to place me in seeker last season because turns out rank placement is based on standard MMR and rank decay is a thing (I was oracle before quitting the game for half a year)Yoshi at least had the decency of recalibrating me to mystic
Mucho texto
>>587021286>doesn't deny being brownuh-oh spic melty.
>>587021286>spongegoy imageDidn't read. You automatically lost the argument.
>>587021286I enjoy this post a lot
>>587021485>>587021497>doesn't debate the point being made at allConcession accepted.
>>587021286They probably ignore your callouts because they can't understand your accent
>>587021549Shut up, Pablo.
>>587021286Mindbroken by zoomerBVLLS
>>587021286about time somebody said it
>>587021951>I strongly agree, also I am a pedophile.
>>587021286I'm not reading your hysterical meltdown man, sorry. I hope things get better for you.
How much of a cheat would be some sort of overlay that reminds me when things spawn at the appropriate time? ie Clock goes 4:30 it says buff spawns in 30 seconds
Why does every ult need an execution threshold and stacks on kill?
@587022009you're brown
>>587022021Sounds like dota plus dude. Might be a paid feature st some point.
>>587022021>>587022158QoL does that. TTS to remember boxes, medium camps, sinners and bridge buffs. Quality of Life btw
>>587021286Holy T R V K E
>wall of text>read chain>bricklow meltyjeez
>>587021286>>587020763Unironically just play a late-game hyper carry. That is how you win games now unless you manage to sentient human beings. I had a shiv on my team go 0/12/3 and have the audacity to say "why aren't we fighting!?!?" As he ran at the 15k soul lead Venator, miss every knife, and try to run when he was critical to only hear "yer dea--ACK!"I"m just glad there are other games to play right now so once I get my one win of the day I fuck off. Yoshi really needs to stop being a retarded faggot and HARD reset the ranks. Eternus players will climb easily carrying with them some okay players or better yet add back in personal performance climbing. Otherwise it won't get better one retard can ruin the match quality because it doesn't matter you played well you lost so everyone like a gay communist gets punished. Same thing if you play like shit you get rewarded like a gay communist. Compared to when personal performance was a thing if you sucked and won you'd stay the same rank.
>>587006415Viscous is at worst always mid, that character does too much to be truly bad.Vindicta used to be consistently strong too before they took souls from her snipe, I'd argue she hasn't been good since ONGB. Seconding anon who you need a dev hatred section for her and Sinclair.
>No its not my fault I'm a shitter, Its everyone else's for not carrying me!KWAB Probably a paige player too
>>587022413>late-game hyper carrywhat characters are theselist as many as possible i'm retarded
When I play carry I few like damage against heroes is too low... I am winning a good amount still because I farm fast and then end up doing giga structure damage
There's some good fanart out there but searching for it and getting hit with the most disgusting tumblerite shitty artstyle ever made is rough
I feel like Solomon is a real type of Black guy I've met before but there are 0 Black women like Wraith. She acts Italian if anything
>>587022828i legit haven't gone outside or talked to another human in 2 months
Calico is so unrealistic I have never in my life met a black person with a cat
>>587022509Seven, Wraith, Vyper, Mirage, and InfernusI would argue Spirt Carry Kelvin as well.
>>587023049I'm sure you've met one that's killed for money
>>587022117pedos mostly are, yea
no one in this game brings me greater joy to play than holliday
>do not get my hero>leave the game >go have sex with my gf>load up WoW foreverWhy is this shit still a thing? I want to pick what I want to play.
>>587023289what da hell im not brown
>>587022828The issue is not that she's black but that she's a woman. There are no cool mobster women. Cool in women takes the form of like a boss or teacher or aunt who isn't a fucking nag and is straight up with you. I have never thought of a woman as cool in any other way. The other women work because they are fantastical and cute and lean into the likable things about women.
so what WR% do we need to rank up now?
>>587022828But anon don't you know? Italians are black.
>>587023434Jewish is brown thoughbeit.
>>587023552what da hell im not jewish
is this the perfect graves build?
>>587023372he's trooning out!
>>587009502Nothing about her portrays master thief not even a romanticized one and the only thing that marks her as a time traveler is the fucking hourglass that is definitely weighing her down to where she can't steal shit.
>>587020416>i don't know her kit at allYou do big damage in flight, crows are just amp.Put 3 points in snipe, get your spirit spike and start ganking. Play like a backliner, hover your teammates and dont engage indoors unless they are on the verge of death.>and i got rapedYou'll drag your feet for awhile, if you miss you die and if you get caught out of position you die, that's just how the character is.Playing her in street brawl is way easier because you always have teammates and towers nearby.
>>587021167>cheater complaining
>>587021167>I only play this game with friendsPartyfags ruin the matchmaking for everyone.
>enemy graves had lightning scroll>enemy warden had lightning scroll>enemy ivy had lightning scroll
>>587008027>he thinks balance patches are informed by "data" and not streamers complaining on the private test serverlol
I want to unlock more ranked heroes but standard is pure cock and ball torture and Rem already warped my mind too much to enjoy anything else.
>>587024278A useless item
>>587009338>league of legends analogy>retarded opinion
Does duration extender do anything on Deadman danny?
>>587024493Yes it extends the time you dilate your axe wound as deadname tranny.
I agree with the guy about 'new MOBA players', this shit is ass and worse than new Dota players. Cause at least when new players joined Dota they'd fucking listen and usually try to follow the instructions of whoever popped off and is currently fed. But every game right now in Deadlock is just "you lose cause you got the Marvel Rivals playing retards" or "the enemy team is full of Marvel Rivals players and you just roll em 'up and smoke 'em like the cheapest cigars to ever fucking exist" with zero in-between. This shit's boring, and I daresay complete fucking ass, even when I'm on the winning end of it. Get these apes outta here already and send 'em back home, this shit ain't fun to play with them.
>>587020416in brawl specifically, the biggest thing is just keeping track of how they're going to try to CC you out of flying. Check for knockdowns, phantom strikes, and be aware of shit that can knock you out of it like Violet/Seven stuns, or Lash stomp. If you don't have a counter to their knockdowns, play farther back so if you get knocked down you can just fall behind something relatively safe - you can be more aggressive when you roll dispel magic/counterspell/indom. Minus the threat of being knocked out of the sky and killed you're basically just a hovering AC-130 with an execute that just makes you more powerful.If they have too much CC you're still a strong execute bot/long range nuisance, and stake is often very helpful for either helping your team catch someone or stopping them from getting chased (easier).
>>587024493Hold alt while hovering the item.
>deadnamed tranny lane>literally can't hit him in the air so its an autolosei thought this game had "epic character design" that was "better than marvel rivals chinkslop"?
>>587024648>graveswont read
>"Hey guys can we do something on the map besides go mid and feed?">*crickets sfx.ogg*>they keep doing itgg go next
>>587019987>
>>587013737I did my part and voted for herAlso Ivy, too
>>587024259I'd play ranked but I have one too many friends to be able to do it
>your carry buys metal skin when your team is already behindits over
>>587024813>"Hey guys can we please get more antiheal for the fucking 16/0 Shiv?">*Crickets, everybody continues running down blue*
Imagine the
>>587025268'edded do bluu
>>587025268unless you're playing a pure m1gger like venator or rk you can buy healbane + spirit burn on any character which is already 80% reduction and don't need your teammates to buy antiheal at all
Loss streak? Never existed. Lash does it again.
Heroes for this feel?
>>587025939violet
>>587025939>horny moron sees gif for first time gets boner and comes here to post to show off as if this isnt old as shitalso obvious vindicta
>>587025939shes hot in this single gif and then really ugly everywhere else so SHIV fits
>>587024813You can talk on mic and give a big soliloquy you can spam text chat you can ping you can BEG and PLEAD but your team just wont fucking listen fuck this game the people in it are stupid as shit their egos are too big to listen or they have their game muted and have Asmongold's podcast on their other fucking monitor either way fuck them
>>587026281shiv is never hot....
>>586993617>>586995672>>587003080The X on her forehead feels like one of those voodoo thingsShe probably has her real body asleep in OSIC while remote controlling her smoke demon body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqjQ-5R9cPQITS UP
>>587026331
WHY THE FUCK DID I QUEUE
>>587026992>silveryou won
>>587026992oh one hand you have rk and haze and paigebut you also have mina and silver
>>587026992WHO'S DA KING O DA LOW TIERS BAYBEEEEE
>>587026992Mina Haaaaaaaaaa
>>587026992If that's your team you shouldn't have queuedIf it's the enemy team enjoy the free win
Is there anything more satisfying than a juicy Seven ult?
I'm deadass always facing a haze. I'm sick of having to pucker my ass until I buy metal skin to avoid instant death from her sleep and ult.
>>587027190>Knockdown
how does a comp like this ever win
>>587027281Insane ult steals and fed calico
>>587027190>DIE
why the fuck is it called deadlock instead of shitstomp
>Deadname Tranny and Troondicta, on the same team, in the same lane>Nobody gets knockdown, not like it matters since THESE FUCKING NIGGERS CAN REMOVE KNOCKDOWN WITH DISPEL MAGICFUCK THIS NIGGER FUCKING GAME
I'm tired boss
Going to Rat
Dispel is literally too strong. Remove it or make it a minute half cooldown.
>>587027281nigga its over
drifter's getup is peak cosmeticbait, it's literally fucking nothing
why does rend do a quadrillion damage for the first 15 minutes of the game
>>587027596He's hobomaxing, you wouldn't get it
>>587027641u were at bloo
>>587027641why does the mark do 1500 damage at 15+ mins is the real question
man bombot is fun but then everyone gets like 3 like 3 counter items and you get relegated to an ult bot
>>587022828Wraith comes off like an overachieving class president type. Has her whole life planned out from middle school. I've absolutely seen this personality. But it's the background that trips me up. It's like if such a girl gained a gambling addiction, fell into crime and funneled all her intelligence and talent into it. It's kind of a novel idea when I interpret it like that but I need a bit more substance from her.
>>587027520knockdown does absolutely nothing for danny its a meme get slowing
played a game with 0/4 infernus with 13k damage and most souls. what was the gameplan here
>farming in the sidelane>i'm always mechanically superior so i rape everyone who comes 1v1>they stop coming to my lane altogether>rape the rest of my team instead>hit tab >they have more than 10 deaths already at 20 minutes>we losegg i guess
Eskay is another troon who grooms children in online video games. Every. Single. Time. https://x.com/_rabbitfactory/status/2118848804221018574
people genuinely believed venator was going to dominate this patch because bullet lifesteal and battle vest got buffed by 2% and 4% respectivelyand now that he doesn't get picked in night shift either, retards can no longer say "erm well he's good in "pro" play so he's still top 1 m1 carries despite his winrate"
>>587028305You should be using these opportunities to push their walkers to force them waste time rotating
>>587028401He's never been good, the "venator is actually good" psyop is almost as powerful as the "silver is S+ tier" psyopBoth perpetuated by ghoul queuers picking the actually op m1gger heroes like wraith
Standard is so depressing man it really is no one talks you ask people to do something they don't do it no one talks no one even pings they just run down a lane and keep feeding like its Overwatch I just want to unlock this character for ranked ranked sucks too but Standard is genuinely horrendous
>>587028629just afk you get 1 point for losing anyways
>>587028684I am I literally am that's why im typing this you can call me a bitch all you want but my team literally won't listen to me so fuck them they spend literally 80% of the game 3 - 4 of them on Yellow NON stop literally the ENTIRE game on yellow getting almost zero farm then fuck you why do you want me to play? if you just ignore me
>>587028401The meta just shifted. Pos1 became real when they buffed jungle soul gain. Pro players can't do 223456 comps anymore, they have to do 123456 properly like DOTAgawds.
>>587028762It's ok bro, we're here for you
3 games in a row the hero I wanted to play is banned or taken by someone else? Why would anyone waste time on this shit
>>587028869thanks bwo :)
>>587028906Stop playing S+ toons then.
If you main Graves, Rat King, Geist, Danny, or Apollo you really just come off as a major fag to everyone you meet. Shithouse zero counterplay heroes until the enemy buys the counter item that stops you but until they do you enjoy essentially beating up on target dummies. I can't and will never respect it
>>587026992>>587027086"Mina Ha" is so fun to say
>Venator's winrate doesn't matter>Venator being dropped by Night Shift doesn't matter>Venator players saying he feels weak doesn't matterThen what does fucking matter in deciding if a character is weak or not
>>587029047>Geist>no counterplaylol come on now we get it you got ulted and now you're seething but Geist is so easy to fuck up dude its not 2024
who is the shittiest hero to force a gun build on? I want to retard max tonight
>>587028995Danny is a C tier toon now reddit just hates him. Nobody bans or picks baba yet she wins 65% of games
Lash sex
>>587029147baba
>>587029147billy
>>587027281Your frontline, sir
>teammate spends the first 25 mins afk farming while completely ignoring lanes even if hes right next to them>finally starts buying his items>goes 2/11 anywaysWhat's with moba players and being retarded?
>>587029147take your pick
I dont get whats people obsession of forcing fights, especially out of base, the moment the enemy gets the reju. JUST WAIT IN BASE, DONT FIGHT.
>>587029158>Danny downplayerDeserve Maybe learn a true honest hero
>>587028401I’ve never liked battle vest on him, he doesn’t have enough hp nor a way to heal himselfLifesteal was also mogged to death by the healbane change
>hidden king>is actually quite apparent, and doesn't actually rule over any countries
Heroic Aura? Bought.Magic Carpet? Bought.Cheat Death? Bought.Going to Rat? Pinged.Oh yeah. It's Deadlock time.
>>587028762its ok bro. *kisses you*haha.......whats that hard thing i feel :3
Rat King is still too strong in bricklow,.
I've lost all 5 of my doorman games...
Weapon damage is assBuild fire rate instead
>every ranked match i've played has been a loss unless i'm able to hard carry the team going shit like 25/2/10This is so fucking miserable. Feels like everyone in ranked has no idea what the fuck they're doing
if its not niggerwraith, its niggershivif its not niggershiv, its niggerdannyif its not niggerdanny, its niggerdictaand if you call out your teammates for feeding these niggers, you go to nigger jail
>>587029908You should be shoving waves instead of getting kills.
>uninstalled last week>bored out of my fucking mind itching to come backall i need is yoshi to put out one good patch and im back inwhen will this incompetent fuck do something
>>587029984If I don't come to retarded teamfights my team dies and gets mad at me for farming instead of doing retarded brools for nothing on empty lanes while objectives for either team are still up on other lanes
>>587030036Wraith and haze buffs coming right up!
>>587029984That's the thing anon i'm the only one shooting walkers and pushing waves too. Every match it feels like i'm the adult trying to wrangle his 5 retarded kids.
Like seriously, stop fucking ooga booga brooling in-lane non-stop. Stop fucking running it down blue every time you respawn. This is a fucking MOBA not a braindead hero shooter. Get your finger off the fucking W key and play CORRECTLY. This shit isn't any fun even when I'm winning the update tourist/Marvel Rivals ape coinflip and get none of them on my team.
>>587030113What a coincidence that the two strongest characters in the game are historically inaccurate black girlbossesFucking piece of shit wokeslop Deadcock Deadlock
>>587030113i hate this mother fucker so much why does he keep making the most god awful changesthey should have increased the ranked requirement now we're going to have faggots with negative win rates shitting up my ranked gamesi can't believe i spent 2k hours in this dogshit game
>>587029354the idea is that you should only be fighting when you have ult, and jungling/wave jannying the rest of the time. with a 2+ minute cooldown between ults you'll probably be full healthalso for some reason it increases your damage more than any t2 orange item (besides intensifying mag, but that doesn't work with your ult obviously)and on top of all that it's still a green item so it helps you hit your 4.8k vitality spikethat being said i agree because i don't like playing venator as an ult bot, especially after the nerf
>>587027225Im new, can you metal skin while asleep or do you need to react fast enough and activate it before her knife hits you?
>>587030305NTA you just spam the button so it instantly activates the moment you wake up cause ANY damage at all from a hero snaps you out of Haze's sleep. So she only gets like 2 hits and then gets cucked by the Metal Skin.
What exactly is the meta that /dlg/ wants for the game?
>>587030218>the two strongest characters in the game are historically inaccurate black girlbossesbaba isn't black doebeit?
>Tfw aim is horrific and I don't have a single carry character for ranked>Am forced to watch as my m1keys die 6 times in lane then never farm
wasn't there supposed to be a succubus hero before even the six new heroes update?
>>587030427One where macro matters, guardians and walkers do something, and not everyone can move across the map at mach 5 so any engagement turns into a OW death ball
>>587030534Holliday
>>587030569Character-wise I mean
>>587030534Valve went woke, there will never be an attractive female character added ever again
only 2-3 weeks of this decent patch before item update ruins the game again
>>587030427Mo and krill s++ teir
>>587030651>She thinks the item update will be in 2-3 weeks and not 6 months
>>587030651God I fucking hope it's only 2-3 weeks, I am tired of the current items, the build diversity is in the fucking dumps for 95% of the cast.
>>587030427A character should only have 2 of these 3 things: mobility, dps, tank. 95% of abilities converted to being skillshots instead of 30 meter explosion circles and cones. Stamina should mean something and all of the boost autism should spend stamina.
the people's egos in this game are too big man look at this I just ask can we do mid and this is what I get
>>587030856>calling mid when entire enemy team is up and green is crashing
>>587029338maybe youre right I got low prio after afk griefing my last ranked game and had the most fun one yetLow prio literally isnt even a punishment if youre oracle + cause you get to smurf for free for a game lol
>>587030921old message that i had to scroll up to get they were all respawning we literally killed their entire team
>>587030921With a 50k lead it's probably ok
>>587029910Watch out bro some Indian will post this on int now!
>>587029910Should've griefed by dying 20 times. That's not bannable.
>>587030935I love low priority
>>587030513I don't get it, Wraith's think with their wombs?
>>587030921>that leadnobody cares about green bro, just take mid and end the game
yeah im kinda sick of standard i cant take these games anymore they feel like actual torture no one does mid no one does rift no one does urn everyone parks on a lane and 5 man brawls fucking implement a total hour system to play ranked with a hero instead of this shitty points system or at least make standard not so fucking trash does MMR even exist in standard? I had a game yesterday where it was a warden's second game ever
I can no longer play danny in ranked
enduring speed or trophy collector on calico
>>587031293How funny, I opened the thread just to complain about the exact same thing. I decided to try broadening my hero pool because Drifter is gay and boring to play now (and the other two heroes I have unlocked were just legacy unlocks from when I was new and trying out the game), but holy fucking shit. I'm losing my goddamn mind having to play in fuckass standard. I'm on ten wins in a row and I have a minimum what, seven games left? Jesus CHRIST
>>587031456trophy
Deadname tranny is such an honest hero that the highest ranking eternus abused him to get there.
>>587031445thats 43 points you only need 35
>>587031489>highest ranking>high rank>eternus>look inside>NAl m a o
why did they buff danny>b-b-b-but his winrateHE JUST CAME OUT they buffed him less than 3 days of him coming out of course he's going to have a trash winrate because of how different his gun is to everyone else's and the jetpack now he's OP and broken and people whine this community are dumb as a box of screws I swear
>>587031506It says I only have 33 points
>>587031090>>587030962no this shit is how you throw games. get 2+ picks which should be easy with your soul lead.
>>587031703>>587031506Oh fug some are street brawl
Who builds trophy collector?
>>587031489nerf silver
>>587031887paige probably
>>587031704brother that is a massive leadyou do not need 2+ picks with a 50k lead, you need picks at equal souls. at 30k+ you can just force midboss and win off that alone
>>587032252what's the issue
how do i lane against drifterevery time i fight him he marks me (optionally parrying my guardian) then claws me and i take 500 damage and then i give him 5 stacks in lane and then i go 0/10 and the lobby collectively tells me to kill myself
>>587030427remove staminaremove all the new heroesremove meleenerf all the m1 heroesnerf all the spirit heroesreplace all aoes with skillshotsbuff warden buff silverdumb the game down it hurts my eyes and makes my knees hurt
>>587032714This but put that puppy down
just played ranked and lost a bunch of games and now my testicles hurt, I'm pretty sure they're fried and now i'm infertile THANKS YOSHI
>>587032693stop taking retarded trades
>>587032693Poke him from range, rend only does real damage if he hits the close range portion so don't take trades up close if it's off CD, and if you're not constantly getting hit by big rends you won't be low enough HP for him to dive you safely.
how the fuck do they "nerf" apollo and then give him something even more broken in return? This character is so fucking unfair it's insane
Drifter feels so fucking bad man same with Calico pick assassin heroes where you can get 90 kills in one minute but oops your retarded infernus is running it down so it doesnt even matter
Whale cum to the baroness
>>587033118how is a disarming root more broken than a stun
>>587033118His fags kept whining that hes "useless" and the green dino fag gave in
bro just let me leave if i get a holiday on my team
>>587033118apollo is so much worse than before are you retarded
>>587033027thanks
They should as roaming grooming gangs in the jungle and if they catch you they rape you. And if you shoot them you get a 7 day ban for racism.
>>587032252Bro your dispel magic?
>>587033558>reloads>you see that shit? heheheheh
>>587033558dispel magic cooldown: 45sinfernus gun cooldown: 0s
>>587033664>>587033676Just run away? Its not like he can chase you do- oh
TURN THEM TO ASSES
>NIGFERNUS YOU'RE BURNING THEM UP
HOOGH BLUE BOY'S DOWN
>>587020820no it's not and I function just fine tyvmdogs still hot>>587020898that's my only post in the thread tho? I'm guessing you think the mina stray one was me but it wasn't lol (though I am one of the posters that jokes about heroes x dogs/horses)
>>587029147meme answer is rem. real answer is mina
>>587029147Kelvin.
hmm today I will run it down on...Rem!
So many games with leavers and I am not even on low priority
>>587033676you dispell his shit and he has to build up damage for 5 seconds again at this point you should be killing him because he's squishy as fuck
THEY ONLY HAVE ONE TESTICLE LEFT
WE HAVE TO MAKE A STAND AND SUCK THEM
What part of Venator kit is team dependand, every hero can pick off low health targets and gloat about being "team player Hero"
>>587034715He's slow as fuck and has no get out of jail free movement ability, if he gets jumped and his team doesn't peel for him he just dies.
OUR PENISES ARE CRUMBLING!
Your Harrow teammate for tonight, sir
>>587034715stupiad fat chud needs his team to peel
Enough with the phallic imagery.
>>587034935Then stop salivating over it.
>Start off the new season with 3 wins>The IDF has decided that I will now get drooling niggers that die 8 times in lane as teammates for 11 games in a row
don't make a new thread
>>587035374Fucking this. This retarded AOEslop wokeslop troonslop game deserves to die already
B^]
>>587034893>>587034814T4 warpstone upgrade soon trust
Give me something for the pain and let me die
>>587035443Come back when an honest character commends you
>>587035443commend back u bitch
I'm shutting down the game soon, it was a good run, EOS will happen on December 31st
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