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1994 3K human translated fansubs here https://x.com/hanzhonglang/status/2118793612540449045Reposting since it was right at the end of last thread.
Don't you guys think that it's crazy that initially Neferata was going to be a standalone paid DLC and that Bhashiva was going to be the FLC coming with Lotet?
Nice army, Zhatan.
>>587012103Why would I think it's crazy?
>>587012641Still cant believe theyve left chorf ai in this state
Lore of undeath seems a bit overtuned
>>587014162Isn't it just slightly worse lore of vampire
>>587014556It is better than vamp lore.
>>587014623nah
>>587014859Not nah. It is so good that the undead necromancer makes all other lord options obsolete.
doable? tried fighting just neferata before and it felt impossible but I had a slightly different army.
>>587014556Wind of death is probably better than its wind but the vortex that doesnt hurt friendlies and a heal that also restores massive amounts of vigor is crazy. The dragon summon is extremely expensive but having pocket zombie dragon is niceAnd the Soulstealer is extremely good>>587014623
>>587015072dark riders is better than wind of death but otherwise everything's worse, with stupid side benefits that don't match having more healing or stronger buffsand not having curse of years is brutal because silence is stupidly op
>>587015106Camp the corner and play pile of violence with your dragons to flatten their flyers 1by1.
>>587015373Why are you trying to argue about this?If we objectively look at both lores, one comes online on level 2 with a vortex spell that's piss cheap, mauls through half an army with one cast and can't hurt friendlies.The other needs several levels to out points into wind of death and must overcast it to kill anything and that thing costs a fortune and kills allies.There is no sane human who'd take vamp lore. And ofc undead has a 2nd cheap huge aoe dmg spell that doesn't hurt allies and drains vigor while the vamp lore has none. It only has wind of death. Undead even gets a dragon.
>>587011609qtno wonder Grace was super jealous of her
>>587015490the coven throne unit is just too tough. i can deal with the flyers and lords but once it gets into the thick of it these things just destroy everything
>>587016219i already said dark riders is better?but that's one spell and it doesn't make up for everything else being sidegrades or worse, and more importantly curse of years being one of the best spells in the entire game
>>587010634To add to what that prior anon said the 2010 series is far less of a 3K series and more about the big characters, and it actually suffers as a 3K adaptation for bothering with the idea of fleshing out events that aren't the ultra big moments. This as a 3K adaptation means it has way less time to spend on random things and every character, but the 2010 adaptation also makes some glaring character omissions that upset the fuck out of Chinamen. I don't think Xihaou Dun even appears in 2010. They just made some really weird decisions supposedly in favor of condensing the story just to end up still bloated and long.
>>587016667Those gilfs hnnng. CA art team cooked on this one
>>587016219also abyssal swarm is hot garbage and a waste of wom8 damage at 25% ap is a wet fart
>>587011401Medieval wars be like>the king assembled a mighty army of over 30 knights and sieged down the capital city of Paris, population: 500Roman wars be like>the Cockandballsii a small unremarkable tribe from the Gaulish frontier rose up in revolt assembling 300,000 warriors but were swiftly defeated by the local village outpost's garrison numbering a mere 50,000 legionnaires
>>587017032i don't get why they look good in a tropey, sexy way but the hand maidens look like hr karens
>>587015106You've got 10 dragons and 2 other flying SEMs. Body that undead freak.
>>587016820Literally who? Lemme look that nonsense spell up..Why the fuck are you casting that? It costs way more than the swarm.And what you mean everything else? Vamp lore has one spell, wind of death, nothing else. What the fuck are you casting? Dance macabre to give your zombie stack more MA for some reason? Raise undead to summon zombies into your zombie stack? Curse of the years so your zombies survive an extra minute ontop of their 120min survival time?I question your gameplay. You park your entire shitstack in a forest in a square with mortis engune, double corpse cart and coven throne inside. Then you cast your damage spells around the edges to maul their army.
>>587017676Sweaty faggot, you sound like a 40k Tourneynigger.
>>587017079My 1k kills necromancer disagrees as he flattens another double stack.
>>587017676>Why the fuck are you casting that?how the hell do you morons STILL not understand how broken silence is?here's luthor harkon soloing that new lh everyone was pissing their pants over being too op, the one who beat skarbrand in 1v1, purely through abusing silencehaving silence whenever you want is hilariously op and singlehandedly puts vampire among the top tier lores wind of death, invocation, raise dead are all just extra compared to being able to completely shut down and kill whatever lord or hero you want for 10 winds of magic>Vamp lore has one spell, wind of death, nothing elseokay so you are retarded then good to know
>>587018123of what, skavenslaves?or are you playing nagash with all the spell intensity shit running? because unboosted that spell does peanuts, literally 8 damage per hit, only 2 of which is apit's fucking garbage and not worth the cost
>>587017954Sweaty? Because I use the most efficient strategy in a strategy game?What's really going on in /twg/ and what I have observed getting worse over the last year is you people can't play this game without Legend.The second Legend disappears, you turn back into drooling morons who can't build armies.He used to show you people in his videos how to properly play but now I see everyone running around with handmaiden or grave guard stacks like retards.>>587018135Silence. Really? You wanna silence someone because he might be able to hurt your zombies that regen forever? That's the big plan?Well I can tell you that my zombie stacks eat vortex spells just fine because they are zombies.
587018504Oh, it is just the passtroon. Kill yourself for the greater good of humanity.
>>587018504Insisting on using nothing but zombies is way dumber than not thinking silence is good
>>587018504silence stops all spells and abilities from activating99% of ll power comes from spells and abilities rather than raw statskeep nagash silenced and he's a useless little bitch, who can't even cast those lore of undeath spells in the first placeany source of silence is op because silence as a concept breaks the game's balance completely
>>587015117I found undeath to be decent but worse than vamps in most circumstances. The passive is just half the health of curse of undeath that gives a tiny bit of magic reserves. Breath of darkness doesn't heal as much as nehek, and although the vigour gain is nice, I'd rather the heals. I prefer summoning a trillion bone boys over a single dragon that degrades before he gets all his breath attacks off, but that's a personal preference. The vortex and AOE are great early game, but start to fall off when you fight anything other than shitty TK units. IDK I enjoy undeath on Nagash himself with his insane spell intensity but found myself always using vamps on everything else.
>>587018349You don't understand math, do ya?Well the sword of khorne deals 72 damage once and it destroys any infantry unit in the game completely, 100-0. Now guess what the swarm does when it deals damages once a second and runs for about 20seconds I believe. The math is really simple.
>>587018957the math of doing 2 damage per hit to anything armoured?yeah i understand just fine
>>587018767>level 6 nagash
>>587019037do you think being higher level would change the outcome for a caster lord who can't cast?
40k doesn't seem like fun for the people in it
>>587018767Besides silence being really annoying in my yinyin campaigns cause she can't cast boat without it, I have no use for it in a zombie stack. Everything eventually dies as it grinds against the impenetrable zombies. And for annoying LLs like niggash, I bring my main army which is neferata and 19 heroes. They insta maul everything.
>>587019134The Orks are having lots of fun!
>>587019134that's because it isn't, you're suppoaed to point at the miserable apes killing each other and laugh and throw more dice
>>587019014Oohhh.. you don't know how armor works. Well, to only do 2 damage a unit would need a minimum of 200 armor. The highest tier units usually carry about 130armor but that's only rly chosen and dawi I believe.Well anon, back to learning the basics.Go teach yourself how armor works.
>>587019310you can absolutely stack armour buffs to reach 200 armour, and that damage can be further reduced by spell resist and ward save, but that's not even relevant when the absolute max damage it does is 8 per hitskavenslaves have 50 hp per model, your abyssal shart can't even oneshot a skavenslave whose armour has been debuffed to zeroworthless spell
>>587019134WRONG.
>>587019285What goes on in mossa's mind...
handmaiden vs lahmian vampire stackwhich is better
>>587020012for war?
>>587020012I mean, if you can afford it and if you can get 19 Lahmian Vampires, the Lahmian stack. Obviously, it's a hero stack.But it's much easier to get Handmaidens, and the Shadow Handmaidens are really strong.
>>587017580nah its literally impossible. imrik can take down the lords and like two of the coven thrones and then he's dead, the dragon's job to anything
>>587020229TCAL did my boy so dirty in 3
>>587019134>Sister of BattleHey, she might be genuinely happy!>Bloody RoseNevermind.
>>587019787So you say you understand basic math and armor but you can't figure out it deals damage? That's strange.Let's assume an infantry unit with 100armor. The swarm rages in there for 30 seconds, it deals 2ap, 3non ap damage per tick. So if we set up the blob right for the vortex to stay inside, we get 150damage.Is 150damage not enough for you?
Business Idea: Happy Warhammer.
>>587020605>if the enemy stays in place for 30 seconds and has no armour and no mgic resist and no ward save and the vortex doesn't wander off it might kill a few chaff models for 12 wom>this makes it better than on-demand silence!
Now this guy looks happy.
>>587019134This is the real takeIt's not supposed to be cool or fun.It's supposed to be GRIM and DARK..
>>587020887Can you not read in your self induced anger spiel? I said 100 armor and the enemy never moves. Once they are engaged with the zombie blob they are static. You'd know that if you played the game.
>>587019134random nobles in planets far away from the action have plenty of fun
IND IS HEREIND IS HEREhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834909658https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834909658https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834909658
>>587019134We're the laughter of thirsting gods.
That initial siege as Thanquol is fucking something else. First battle ever where I nearly lost because of the 60m timer
>>587020229>>587020476What did they do to him? I remember Imrik being the absolute most busted shit in WH2. But it was necessary with the amount of nonsense that surrounded you
>>587022145Just take it earlier before the AI can get its stack up
god i just ragequit my imrik campaign because of the nagash aids. I'm not sure what to think about these endgame crisis things. the skaven one was absolutely boring and a slog of 10000 skavenslave trash armies until i was able to finally unlock the last battle and this is the opposite problem of all of nagash's armies being impossible to kill unless I just stack three armies and auto resolve it>>587022256i think its just power creep with the new dlc factions and mechanics that have made him outdated.
>>587022145Did you wait for the killplan to ramp up?
>>587021759
>>587022408That just how endgame stuff works. I played the archaon endgame once and then loaded a mod that auto disables them all.
CA are in trouble lads...
>>587021620i can read i just have no reason to take your insane ramblings seriouslythat spell isn't going to do 150 damage to every model in the enemy unit, it's constantly moving around and it's constantly flinging shit aroundyou compared it to sword of khorne earlier which is just absurdi'm done even entertaining this conversation, abyssal swarm is complete trash, maybe you can boost it up a bit with nagash tech to lower wom cost and boost spell intensity but you'd be better served boosting an actually good vortex like purple sun which has the same wom cost as overcast abyssal swarm but 3 times as much aplore of undeath is mediocre outside of dark riders and nowhere close to lore of vampiresalso ca is actively nerfing it and has been for several patches (including raising the cost and lowering the damage of abyssal swarm), so if anything lore of undeath is just going to get worse
>>587021759>>587023174>utterly rape and gape india with khornebros...?SAARS? OUR RESPONSE?
>>587021759Is there a special cow or feces resource that we need to use for this faction?
>>587023491Oh but it doesn't have hit every model. In a well done moshpit a minimum of 10 infantry units are stacked into each other and when the vortex moves it moves into more enemies because of the huge blob.I must say it is quite fascinating watching you go through an emotional rollercoaster because of a spell you don't like for whatever reason. That undead lore must have caused you pain in the past.
>>587023174why you posting chinese fish
>>587022256They removed his innate fire attack, changing it to a 30 second weapon buff. They also changed a bunch of his abilities to be worse, for example swapping heroic killing blow with colossal strikeThis is massive because a lot of Imrik's damage came from stacking fire weakness on the enemy and then hitting them them with flaming attacks. If he had 1800 damage attacks in WH2 (which he can't get in WH3 because of the nerfs), his actual damage would be in the 3000s because of the extra fire damage he inflicted on the enemy.Chorfs can do something similar, especially Astragoth.
This is why you skip TWW3 and just play the superior TWW1 and 2 only
>>587024379kill yourself
LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR
>>587024948Dogs are the best units in the early game. For me, it's the High Elf lion dogs.
RoR are dogs of war. They won't become a faction.
Erm that's not what reddit told me?GBoG datamined it.Legend said it's happening.
>>587025613Shut your dickhole.
>>587025613>Legend said
>>587025770>>587025845>>587026109None of you have Legend's back.
>>587025489
>>587026230holy fuark legend-sama i kneel
>>587026230Okay?
>>587026154Wasn't Legend suppose to make a follow up to the Sotek situation or is he backing down like Pilp
>>587026757He moved on to farmingHe's a gardentuber nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r7xxV1DP44
>>587026850it's a peaceful life
>>587022385>>587022507I got unlucky with the complication that makes a rival clan delete a bunch of your units ;_;
>>587026850He made the comment after the garden video was posted
PTRA PTRA USHKESH PTRA
For Grand Cathay!!
>>587027181GARDEN = Give All Retards Deeply Engaging News. The SEEDs = Send Every E-Celeb Data, are a setup for the FRUIT(s) = Final Retard Unstoppable Investigation Taskforce, which will be HARVEST(ed) = Harness Ample Retard Vented Energy to Send Teams and EAT = End All Total (Wars). That you can't see this setup is not all that strange, many don't see the clue and pivot before they learn to trust the plan
>>587029096You are mega proud of yourself for writing that, aren't ya?
>>587029393I'm proud of him too
>>587029393not really I am however satisfied with the time killed writing it (around 15 min off the clock)
>>587029449Emotional support anon..
The Odyssey bluray is out lads, let's watch some TROY TOTAL WAR
I'm so fucking sick of being so fucking smart and stuff. I want to be dumb. I want to retard myself. I need to open Total War: Warhammer 3 and play the stupidest fucking dumbass idiot faction NOW.
I was called beautiful in the steam workshop.
>>587030438<3 !!!!!!
Tau means freedom.
>>586078938 I'm here to report that I just finished getting all achievements in Shogun 2. At least all achievements you can still get today and which aren't MP only. I wouldn't want to get them with cheating anyway. That kinda removes the point of achievements.
>>587030417>When you are too dumb to minmax shit so warhammer 3 stays a bit tough
>>587030417AdMech chad... IKNEEL!!~!
It's baffling how every 40k game includes eldar as the one the basic 4 starting races. Not a single person has cared about the eldar since the 90's
>>587017253it really did be like that though
>>587031078The way I see it is that they're only in the base game as a way to get them over and done with, rather than wasting a future DLC slot on them since Eldar won't sell as much i guess(unless it's Exodites, Exodites are pretty hype)But who knows, online / DLC discourse is far different than what TT people are used to, Sisters for example are huge in the Vidya space for 40k
Intredasting. Vewy, vewy intredasting...
>>587031078it's the go to pity inclusion xenos faction so xenosfags don't flood every single comment section bitching about being "ignored"
>>587031684too ta(u)llshort and hoofy
>>587031078Imagine if they were cool and not lame though... imagine though...
>ZERO funny fat british guy leaders40k and age of sugmar will NEVER compare to warhammer fantasy for this one reason
Or if they were at hot, at least. Hot space elves in YOUR area NOW.
>>587031939>>587031348Corsairs and Exodites are going to be so kino when they launch... (in 8 years)
>tab into /twg/>nothing but 40faggotry posting>question if I entered the correct thread
>>587031812Water Caste are taller than humans and have near universal translatorsFire Caste don't engage in diplomacyTired of coomers getting my faction wrong>>587011609This gonna take awhile, I seriously forgot how bad non-private torrents are
>>587032049And Farsight Enclave! And Genestealers!
>>587032213after 10 years of slow eradication of histfags crying about warhammer, we have finally arrived at fantasyfags crying about 40k
>>587032487Is that not a humane response?We are here enjoying our map painting and out of nowhere a gross, hairy fat man comes by and flashes his mutilated penis.Would you not be grossed out?I'm just trying to enjoy my Cathay and Khorne.
For the four armed greater good!
>>587029096Hobby specific Qanon posting is an untapped well. For that reason, I'm all in.
>>587033272unfapped you mean
NNN causing /twg/ to go wild...
>>587033781You are not supposed to actually do that, it's a meme.. tard.
>>587033828I'm getting enlightened.. Watch your back kid... I feel POWERFUL rn
>>587033856Go back to >>>/x/43146781
>>587033856Anon, what does the scouter say about his semen retention level?
>587002213he actually does look better ingame
>>587033976>hi my name is nagash and my beard is a spinal cord
>>587033903>>587033967
LL for this feel?
if your enemy is placed on an anvil, drop another anvil on them
These chinese mods...
>>587034183Loyal biological robots building pyramids. Lizardmen.
I kinda wanna continue my Teclis campaign. That was fun.
>>587034183any male elf LLdoesn't matter what subrace it's equally applicable to all of them
>>587034456Hear me out. Depictions of elves are the biggest cultural divide in the world. Korean elves vs Japanese elves vs Anglo elves vs Italian elves... it says so much about a culture in a way.
>>587034552sick shot
>by the time you have a full stack in Thorgrim's campaign, Scarsnik is working on his third.How the FUCK are you supposed to play this campaign on legendary?
>>587034687kot
>>587034687by not being a ch00b
>>587034687by playing belegar instead
>>587034660I aim to kino. Unfortunately my Kosta run has gone sour. After I wiped out Azazel and Throt very quickly, Golgfag and Throg decided to rush me and now I am bankrupt. I might have to savescum, never seen such reckless aggression before.
>>587033781It was a bad time to start a Bhashiva campaign. I'm not usually this sort of guy but her voice actor and the whole lithe tiger movement
alexa what does ch00b mean
When I see a slope like this I know the map is kino.
>>587012641Even when I ally with Zhatan as Miao Ying he still gets raped by Sayl unless I directly intervene
>>587035323>guns on slopePTSD is triggered.
>>587035323>CA still hasn't fixed the snow texturesbrother in christ what are CA DOING WTF
>>587035398>guns on slopebut enough about crane gunners and iron hail gunners! haha op op op oppa gangnam style
>>587035450You guys complained about Shogun 2 CE so they had to focus on that instead
>>587035506what
>>587035547oppai gangam style
>>587035626okay..
>>587035649a passfag wouldn't understand
>>587035450idk modders can't fix it apparently but they have been pestering CA to fix it for awhile https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/bugs/16172?page=1
>>587035673
>>587035626that's good. this anon's good.
i like dechala a lot
They are Sigmar's heirs! We are Sigmar's foes!
>>587035886GREEN IZ DA NEW BLACK!
>>587035886Never forget the FUNdamentals.
>Faith>Steel>GunpowderWhat I'll be naming my children (I'm a gamer)
>>587031939>>587032035Eldar will always be ugly and lame because that's what Eldar fans constantly push forthey're not allowed to be hot otherwise eldarfags will decry it as sexualization and "goonslop"they're not allowed to be edgelords otherwise eldarfags will decry it as character assassinationthey're not allowed to be flawed otherwise eldarfags will declare GW doesn't know their own lorethey're not allowed to lose otherwise eldarfags will spend three decades calling it marinewank and pretending it isn't canonthankfully the dark eldar are usually allowed to be evil and retarded sex elves, which is why they're objectively a much better faction
Flats of kislev it says..Maybe I'm just old but this doesn't look like a bug to me, kek. That's just how games draw textures.. they make one texture and chain it in a grid.This just reminds me of Arma and Gothic.Hm..
>>587036165Is there anyone worse than an eldarfag?
Look at this. This is what I'd call a bugged map.
well be sippin on dat lean
>>587036168It's a bug, not even WH2 looked this bad. Also it's not how games draw textures, It's not 1998 anymore.
How.. who built this?The well is escaping towards the west, the house sinking in the east.. How does anyone stand inside this thing?>>587036543Well the games I play do. I don't play modern games.
I'm so glad someone was paid to.. put wheat on tree
>>587036713looks like a penis
>>587037030
Boo! Ordertide!
>>587037096AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>587037067i said it looks like a male penis
>YOU SHOULD FEAR US CUMMING MY ENEMY
>>587037403As opposed to a female penis?
>>587037787yes
Funny it's called Ulthuan but it's really more like Olthuan hehe
>>587038420
Naggarond? More like North Garond haha
for me it's south garond
Who are the 40k historians? I don't care about real history
>>587039243majorkill
>>587038420Funny it's called a reproductive organ and I've never used it for reproduction
>>587038420what did he mean by this
dumbasses
Anyone tried the new (another) animation mod? Im guessing its another modder who took the Custom Matched Combat Animations by Xiphos and recooked it. Something that has been tried by others but none of them got it right. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3832464049
>>587041380Don't care, anyways what we need is AI to cook up a kind of passive animation mod where the models in the back look like they're jostling for position instead of robotically standing at attentionEven in disciplined formations of men they should be reacting to incoming monsters (soijak points) and trying to intimidate enemy infantry
>cheats
>>587041739No one cares about your autism noldorfag, especially as a post-DLC world approaches
>>587041380>Not one (1) slop mod that can fix the shit performance of the campaign mapSuch is the power of Claude
>>587041684>(basedjack points)
Is there any discussion about total war here or have the anime loving Zoomers totally in control now? There is barely any discussiom about Total War especially historical total war which I love. It's just weird shit about lusting over cartoon characters.
>>587042142Okay you're right, let's build a discussion 1 word at a time. I'll start:Total War is
>>587041380I tried it but it's really just another Claude mod that the author doesn't understand and will eventually break in unexpected ways. What should be just an animation pack for some reason adds reliably a minute on to loading screens and glitches the fuck out of a lot of unit animations. I don't why these people don't even do the bare minimum of testing before shitting these out, this one didn't even check to see if the units actually made any sound during the animations. Call me a buzzkill but I'm not so enthused about the Claude era of modding when it means you have 378 mods shat out a day by the same guy and he never fixes them because he's working on the other 377 Claude mods and when/if Claude shits itself the whole thing collapses. Seems like we've traded one form of modniggertry for another
>>587042234You have to use your own Claude to fix up their mods. It's a Claude-in Claude-out era. I would not dare hand maintain my own mod list these days. Every night Claude gets three hours to work in fixing various mods and addressing incompatibilities. Every morning it scans the workshop for mods that match my personality profile (ENTJ, Capricorn).
>>587042234ask Claude to fix it then
Claude: fix my virginity
>>587041380This looks cool... but in the greater scope of Total war it doesn't really add anything>IT ADDS BETWEEN 27 TO 60 SECONDS TO THE LOADING TIME EACH TIME A BATTLE IS LAUNCHED IT DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE ARMIES; EVERY SUBMOD YOU ADD INCREASES THIS TIME. I’LL LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EACH INDIVIDUAL SUBMOD ADDS.bruh
>>587042234Thank fuck they lobotomized Claude to stop this slop
>>587042218disappointing
>>587042218my beloved
>>587042603it can still do recomps and such, it just can't rebuild the same game under a different gameand even then chink models aren't far off
>>587042218rat
One thousand monkeys with one thousand Claude Ultra subscriptions, and we still haven't gotten Total War: Warhammer 3 to the point where it is fun. This says a lot about democracy.
>>587042748piss
total war is rat piss
toal war is toal bullshet
Is it true that dreadfus fuck cold ones?
Look what one guy has managed to do with the UI and campaign map . Pure fucking kino. Making CA look incredibly incompetent and lazy. https://youtu.be/HwdVFHTqEiw?is=cdNa6ZvdqwHBHUYR
>>587043747but medieval times were grey and bleakthe dark ages
>>587043814nobody could see anything it was so dark
>>587044184and cold too. which is why you never see a medieval person wearing shorts
and that's why they called them "knights" because they were the only ones who could fight at night true story
loli feet
>can't vassalise nagash as neferatabaka bros
Just marathoned Total War Troy, lowkey overrated, nolan a hack
>>587019134>for the people in itNo fantasy world is
>>587044776direct quote from the 2nd Book of Nagash
>>587045103Almost everyone is having a good time in Warhammer Fantasy.
what is vamp counts best gate breaker
Just crawled out of bed a minute ago, cracked open a beer..What we doin today bois? New campaign? Continue old ones?Pillage Altdorf?I'm ready.
>>587046491>no unique lines or traits when they're all in the same armykind of disappointing to be desu
>>587046491who the fuck wakes up and starts drinking immediately?
>>587046847me
>>587046847bro gets really aggressive when he doesn't get his 10 cans in
>>587046875Alchy
>>587046712CA also didn't make any interactions for Skarbrand and Thanquol but they put a blood bowl arena on the map and put the ubersreik 5 into the garrison. They make some weird choices.>>587046847Was just a 2 hour nap. Now is beeru time. Gotta get shitfaced.
>>587046847It's called Frühschoppen very german/empire coded.
I did it guys I finally vibe coded a plugin to filter the resident passfag
>>587047474What if I turn it off, though?
>>587047474holy based
I wonder how big the uncompressed Immortal Empires map is, before it gets squashed into the game sausage making machine. Probably a hundred gigabytes or more.
What if Medieval 3 fucks up the niche factions like Venice.
>>587048039CA ain't making it that far bro after 40k flops
Who's the Ogre to play for a legendary cheevo?
>>587048494the faggot of course
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3832894578Man, this is such an obvious addition to a game
>>587048686That's such a neat way to resolve the shitty way magic items work right now.
>>5870486863K solved this already they should just make 3K inside of WH3
>>587048686>man this is such an obvious cheat to a game
>>587048686Not at all. What that mod does is guarantee you always get the perfect items you need, removing a large random factor from your campaigns, monotonizing them and destroying replay value.I once had a kugath campaign where I got an infinite ammo item for him on turn 3. That changes a lot of how the early game works.If I always get that item, all my campaigns are gonna get and abuse that early.
HELLO?WHERE IS EVERYONE?
>>587049686getting ready for work bro how else am I gonna afford the millions of 40k dlc CA is planning to inundate me with?
>>587021705She owes me sex
>>587050173cream obviously
>>587011401i hope this is concept art. It's beautiful.
>>587050470just like my heckin' isekai towns
>>587048686This is cheating>>587049003Settlement trading is also cheating
>>587050502>nooo everything isn't fucking disgusting like my western goyslop made to make us accept our dystopian modern world!
>>587050470Some towns really looked like that before trains ruined everything
>>587050470Some towns really looked like that before trans ruined everything
If you can't catapult burning cow carcases over the walls of cities I'm not buying med 3.
>>587051326>cuts off right as the inter-asian racism beginsLike clockwork
>>587051326Nurgle corrupted IF?
>>587051326The Blood Gorgons. They had their own book and were the cover for one of the CSM codexes.
>>587051326Why the fuck is the internet so obsessed with pajeets recently, it's so inorganicIs the CCP planning something?
>>587053054will she be ok?
>>587053152SAAAAR
>>587053152India started getting widespread internet access relatively recently and decided to make it everyone's problem.
>>587053152Are you missing your aqua image, anon?
>>587053152Check how many Indian candidates were in the midterm electionThe number may surprise you
Bro, is CA retarded? I just wanted to get an intro movie in here.. good lord.Had to first turn it into an mp4, then figure out how ffmpeg works to convert it to an ivf, then load it into rpfm to convert that into a CA created format..My nigga.. mp4 is a format, u know. Just fkn use a regular format like a HUMAN.
Let's see Passtroons game
>>587054048guess now we know why nobody does them
>>587054121I mean.. if you wanna try my faction, I can catbox u the file. It's not done but most of the stuff is in and works.>>587054435Exactly my thoughts..
>>587050296I couldn't save her... ;_;
All my lords have this one. I wonder at which point this would make peasants unbreakable... if at all.
>>587053152It's a Twitter thing. Indians farm engagement for ad money. The dynamic doesn't translate to 4chan, but this place is in many ways culturally downstream from that place, so what people talk about over there gets easily picked up on over here.
>>587035450Turning off the Ultimate Lighting mod fixed it for me.
Why is Hashut such a dick?
>>587056625
Well then, I think my faction is finally playable.. ..I hope the final battle works again..Time to actually play it and see how it goes.FOR CAMELOT
Why are they called dark elves and not chaos elves? Is it just some cope like how chaos dwarfs call themselves dawi zharr?
I forgot to make the X close my own version of the skull throne window.
>>587053152This desu. It's sad how many are falling for Chinese propaganda
Don't you think it's weird and fucked up that the Empire doesn't have any FLC?
>>587057506This but Beastmen. Where the fuck is the RAA ROO FLC?
>>587057506It does, the shadow wizard is flc.
>>587057928I'm talking about legendary lords you animebrained turd
>>587058080You didn't say that, you said flc. Maybe learn how to communicate properly, saar.
>>587057794i have often thought to myself, "I'd like to play some Beastmen!", opened up the roster, and instantly lost interest when I remembered it's only got the 4 startposesThey need to give us one in the east or the south
>>587057506It's all fault of that worthless addition Isabella. Ruined both Empire AND Vcounts for years and all because CA wanted female LL for dei points
>>587058138Use Mixu unlocker
>>587058138Doesn't really matter where they start since all their campaigns lead them back to the Empire to build special herdstones. Like Malagor could fight through Nehekhara, but his campaign objectives tell him to go the other way. Taurox could clear by fighting all the way down into Lustria, but it's faster and more fun to simply hop over to the Old World. Until their victory conditions are sorted out this will remain a problem.Still, I'd love for them to get a start in Cathay.
God I love murdering peasants.
Double mass, double fun..
Spit on the anons who don't invest in replenishment on the blue line. Let them know they're bad and they should feel bad.
She calls this move the BLEH!
>>587059138>losses
>>587054467>>587054121Let's see paul allens warband.
>>587059545>cheats
Which mods are needed to "fix the game"? no new content.Is "Community Bug Fix Mod" enough, do i need something else to fix the vassal, stop the Ai Camping/Retardation?
>>587059786No mods are required. Game is constantly getting updates those mods will only risk breaking your campaigns.
>>587059786There are literally too many mods to list that fix the retarded shit that CA calls a game
>>587059860>>587059975The duality of man
Adding mod.io was actually a legitimately good idea. But making an entirely separate "remaster" of the game instead of just updating it to 64bit and putting mod.io in the main menu of the original game was a stupid decision.
>>587059723nothing but visual mods and inherent Asur superiority.
>>587059786I'd add Siege AI & Mechanics Overhaul, Assladders Begone and Longer Battles (revised).Tons of more QoL stuff out there, but those are the ones I'd deem essential.
>>587036168We didn't used to get this until patch 9
>>587059860i have a 1000 hours and even then i see some stupid new bugs now and then like:>play aislinn>rush sword of khaine>get it and summon sacrificial lord to give it to iaslinn>get lord killed by enemy but ally Ai gets it first>Borrow ally army and get it killed.>get the Sword.>+5 turns pass and the sword is transfered to an army of the ally that is NOT in the world map, but in ally lord pool.>>587060605unicronically im OK with the battles gameplay, but the things that happen in he world map are the real dealbrakers for me.
CA is finished>>587061747
>>587062071what's that
>>587059138As sacreligious as it sounds, Khorne was the one that taught me that blue line is not to be slept onHis units and lords will win every fight, so red and yellow don't help much, but he needs money and casualty replenishment or else you run out of steam after like the tenth battle in a row and blue line gives you both of those
God is a Woman
>>587057202They aren't aligned with chaos, they're just evil.
>>587059723no white dot = no cheats
>>587057202Because aside from Morathi's ilk, they're not aligned with chaos. Simple as.
Grimgor fears the generic furry tiger lord.
>>587059138I'm confused why there's maybe a handful LLs with a wholly unique blue line. Like what determines that?
>>587053229Her tummy will hurt after I pump her womb full of cum but she will otherwise be okay
>>587019990how did you get this picture of me?
Anyone here has Total War Troy memes saved?I'm looking for the Achilles Rip and Tear editt
>>587063503>handfulWho are they? I can only name Grombrindal off the top of my head.
>>587063572
>>587063572Got this.Otherwise it's mostly Pharaoh.
>>587063621There's also Kairos.
>>587019990MOOOOOOOOD
>>587019990mossa makes beautiful lizardmen art but that is the most phallic tyranid i have ever seen
>>587019990lolis and guro, same as always.
>>587065231amazing art
>>587065356there's a really nice one of a kroxigor holding a stormvermin, biting its head, and ripping literally the entirety of its innards out, like spine and all but that one might actually be too graphic for a blueboard
>>587065587Jannies never check catbox links
>>587065587forgot image
>>587019990>>587065231I mean, that's a Tyranid. That's how they look like. Giger is obviously a huge inspiration for them.I would be very surprised if old style head doesn't come back in their new kit, given all nostalgia pandering GW does
>>587065637https://files.catbox.moe/xfkzza.png
>>587065880Absolute kino.>>587065714gonna keep this one too
>>587065954i really really really like kroxigors
>>587065880Sex with the little girl!
>>587066095I like em too but I sadly don't enjoy playing Nakai anymore.. his faction is just kinda weak and weird nowadays.
Soon, friends.. She will spill her blood to awaken Clarent..
Well Repanse is minced meat.. But guess what..I FORGOT TO SET UP GARRISONS FOR MY FACTIONI just noticed Repanse's 2nd army took my minor settlement without any battle so I check garrison.. completely empty.. I thought it would just copy the Khorne garrison... making a new faction is so fucking hard..
>>587031078That's false, though, they always sell well on the tabletop. It's more accurate to say "no one has cared about Eldar LORE since the 90s" since it might as well not exist with how badly written and pointless it all is. Ironically the people that play and like Eldar are the ones who ignore the lore and just like their mechanics/aesthetics.
Ah shit, I'm too wasted to navigate RPFM rn.. shit is killing me..
>>587067293I care about the eldar :)
What about the one with skinks and saurus wearing skaven skin on them ?
>>587067603In a lore sense? I sincerely doubt that. People that play 40K who like Eldar just like their look, and their mechanics. I am assuming we are talking about people that actually genuinely play the game rather the innumerable secondaries and tertiaries who have never so much as painted or even own a single model.
>>587067603i've thought the craftworlders were neat and cool since i first got exposed to warhammer like fifteen years ago even if i've never been super gaga about them, but playing rogue trader made me hate them with a burning passion. that game is the most effective anti-eldar slander i've ever seen
>>587067910I just think they're neat.
>>587068138The "Eldar" in RT don't even qualify as Eldar, whoever wrote that game didn't even read a paragraph of Eldar lore and just made them Humans cosplaying as Elves. Worst written rendition of the faction I've ever seen in 40K media, which is a truly amazing feat considering how poorly written Eldar are in 40K in general.
>ragequit my imrik campaign>still need the achievement what helf do i play now
>>587068337Since you keep posting pictures I will assume you're one of those who squarely fall into the "I like Eldar because of their aesthetics", which I already mentioned is a big pull for the faction. People who get into 40K lore do not play Eldar, they play Space Marines or some other Imperium faction if being the sidekick rather than the main protagonist appeals to them more.
>>587068446Alarielle
>>587068446Aislinn for a low risk.Tyrion for collecting all the Pokemon and play world police.Alarielle is fun too, but you can get her really easily as Tyrion, so the only tradeoff is getting Sisters slightly later.
>>587068516>do not play EldarI admit I don't play Eldar but the reason I don't play Eldar is because their models are too expensive and look kinda goofy. Heads too big.
>>587068516Also keeping posting pictures>>587068734>Alarielle is fun too, but you can get her really easily as Tyrion, so the only tradeoff is getting Sisters slightly later.Sisters slightly later and no easy supply of woodmen
>>587068734False. If you play Tyrion you declare war on all of Ulthuan and unite the Elves by force. Remember to drive north and claim the Sword Of Khaine, and then ally with Morathi afterwards for maximum lore accuracy.
>>587068446Alith Anar
>>587069250Forest Spirits are fun, but not worth putting up with the drawbacks of having to crawl through Nagarythe and Chrace.If you really want them you can get some from the Sisters.
Tallarn soon friends
>>587070297>"Tallarn" soldier>Sitting in peace and companionship with an alien
>>587071119They have an alliance with Biel Tan.
>>587070297They're gonna call their kid Obiwan.
Lothern Sea Guard have always felt very strange to me as sailors, a spear, a tall shield and a bow has got to be the most unwieldy possible things to have to lug around on a boat you could possibly imagine
>>587072748They serve as crew when on sea. With the notable exception of Dragonships ramming shit, HE prefer to fight their naval battles from afar.The kit is for going on shore and establishing beachheads for the rest of the army.
SKARBRAND IS STEALING ALL THE SKULLS!
>Grimhammer doesn't workAre those guys still blocking their mod ?
>>587073464qrd?
>>587065231adult artist
>>587057463>you must pick a side!No I can just not like both, and not obsess over either
>>587073694Mod got angry at slop versions of his mod so bricked his own mod as a form of protest.
>>587074265no
nonce general
Lolillian feet
How is the Chaos Dwarfs DLC for TWW3? I do not care all that much for TWW3 but the army has me interested in giving the game another try. Anything worthwhile or not worthwhile about the DLC?>>587057463I have been to India. It is not Chonese propaganda, it is a miserable experience to interact with India-born individuals. They have egos that rival Passfaggot on here and the same level of thinking they are intelligent, even as they fail to do anything meaningful.
>>587074739It's generally regarded as one of the best DLCs for Total Warhammer in general, because the faction was actually thought through and developed with an internal consistency and theming.The only issue people really have with it was that it was right as CA did their price hike for everything.
>>587074928Good to know, thank you Anon. Had some Chaos Dwarf minis back in WHFB 5e and they have always appealed to me. I was happy to see them in a game.
>>587070297Can he take her entire big banshee cock?
>>587077480Girls dont have penises.They dont poo either
What exactly is a Kharidbyss? A Hydra with fucked up heads?
>>587077903Male Banshees have to wear boobplate and thongs.It's canon.
>>587078034https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charybdis
>>587074067Good thing that this is a radious general...I havent tried that mod since warhammer 1 days.Ironbreakers(great weapons) just seemed like a weird addition when hammerers are there
>BZZZ!
>>587078907That's beautiful, Unctuous Mulcher.
>>587072748>Lothern GuardsThey guard the port.
Has anyone tried a Bhashiva Iron Hail Gunner doomstack with all of them having the unspottable+snipe+stalk insignia on them? I guess it would work better with Crane Gunners but Iron Hail Gunners are so much fun.
>>587059138>BluecuckYikes
>>587079606You will not be permitted entry past the pearly gates.
>>587065231Does the artist have a page or a gallery anywhere
>>587078907>On transparent wingsThat's exclusionary language. MOST daemons have OPAQUE wings, and I'm sure Prince Mulcher knows that.
>>587031078>It's baffling how every 40k game includes eldar as the one the basic 4 starting racesIts because they know that if they made them DLC then no one would buy it
>>587074739>I have been to India. It is not Chonese propagandaNo one is saying India isn't a complete shithole, but people haven't been posting daily about it until this year
>T-pose on them, men!>YESSIR!
>>587081174>but people haven't been posting daily about it until this yearHaha I wonder why
>>587081174When loads of chinese migrants were flooding every college campus and random job, you saw people talking shit about chinks on the daily.Thing is, those numbers started to drop, and outside of black communities you didn't hear about them until Covid.Post-covid more and more people are online, and also indian migrants are all over the college campus and every random job because they're the "new" slave labor caste.Naturally they now get all of the hate.Most people don't understand that importing of loads of people is something done specifically to the benefit of the upper class, so the slave caste gets all of the blame until a new slave caste is found.
we really didnt appreciate how good we had it with the old crisis, even though setting the old ones to actually declare war on everyone instead of just the play is such an easy fix they could have done this entire time that is relatively minor compared to the dogshit of the new ones.
>>587082446Try being a law officer in a city with a massive Indian migrant population. You grow to hate them very quickly. Thieves, scammers, rapists, assaulting children. They think they are the smartest, most wonderful people there are even as they act worse than animals.
>>587057463How China side is not the good choice here ?
>>587083646She voted for that
>>587074739Chorfs economy filters out some players.
SOVL!
God I love Cathayan women...
>>587074739Put it this way I do not want them to touch Chorfs at allThey need nothing in terms of both mechanics and unit variety
>>587083646DELETE THE POST, BENCHOD!
>>587084386>North Koreas military
souless ....
>>587082446There's also a different nuance.When there are floods of asian migration it's usually the intellectual class of an asian country fleeing communism and repression. You get people with loads of money and education and training bringing everything with them. Your system is the chief beneficiary of the brain drain. And yeah, a lot of times those doctors and researchers end up driving cabs for a few years until they can get their certification done but that's fine. They contribute more to the system than they strain it. It's not that asia produces so many doctors, it's that the unique history and geopolitics of the region produces frequent exodus of the best & brightest.The problem with temporary workers is that they aren't the educated intellectual class. They're the extraneous bottom class being offloaded en masse because their host country is overburdened by crowding and mass poverty. You import all of these problems with them. And that's not even to speak of the ethical issues of the system and how it's built to exploit these people. You have to challenge the weird myth that all newcomers are good newcomers to clear the smoke screen obscuring the literal enslavement being trojan horsed behind the liberal idealism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPVAt196CQIT'S UP
babe
B E A R S
I genuinely still do not understand how Corruption is supposed to work in TWW3 after 1000+ hoursIt made sense in TWW1+2>Skaven/Chaos/Vampire Corruption>When playing as others you remove it with Heroes/Lords and Buildings >It takes a lot of time to spread and to purge it in turn>Some places have natural Osmosis so purging Vampiric taint in place like Sylvania is so naturally hard you can only supress it with Heroes and buildings>Only one type of corruption can be present. Skaven remove Vampiric and replace it with their ownTWW3>Multiple Corruptions can be present at this same time, they no longer cancel each other out>How do you intentionally remove other Corruption if you play as Corruption spreading faction I do not know, short of killing nearby faction spreading it>Corruption purge/spread is so instant it's utterly irrelevant nonmechanics now>Winning battles alone purges/spreads it so much you may as well not bother with buildings/lords and hero traits>Can easily purge not only Sylvania out of Vampiric one simply by conquering it, you can easily purge fucking Chaos Wastes out of natural Chaos pouring in through the gates lmaoThere was no need to fuck with this system, it worked great and as intended. Same way they fucked up Public Order. At least there is a proper mod to make Public Order a mechanic again, Corruption mods do not unfuck it to previous state unfortunately. At least none that I found.I assume CA wanted faster Corruption spread to show off new types and how map visually changes, which yeah is soulful and pretty, but fuck, they ruined entire mechanic now
Theres a very high chance that the Age of Sigmar artists are formerly furry porn artists based on the quality differences between the humans/humanoids vs monsters and breasts in that game.
>>587011609STILL GOING STRONG
>>587087894It's because Daniel can channel multiple chaos gods, and they wanted you to be able to have Chaos + Monogod corruption in the same place without issues.The system wasn't perfect before, but it was far better before they monkey'd with it.
>>587087603
>>587088337giwtwm
GOBLA AK KAZ-ACK!
>>587089050Average Kislev beasts of ORDER.
>>587090017
>>587090231I love how the game runs beautifully and perfectly for me until I have masses of spirit hosts, then I start dropping 15+ frames
>>587090225why does it have a plump ass
>>587090318the game makes my CPU run hot to the point I have to take the top filter off so it doesn't hard crash my PC. If there was a setting to turn off to stop it I'd do it.
>>587090318It works for me
>>587090360What kind of freak would summon an incarnate elemental WITHOUT a plump ass?
>the red skills that buff basic ass skeletons and zombies also buff lahmian handmaidensThat doesn't feel right. I mean they're clearly not in the same category.
>>587090547i guess?
>>587090804That's the only melee infantry category VCunts have.The next closest would be Evil Souls, but that fits even less.Thematically Waking Dead fits, but that's their cavalry bonuses.
>>587091315I wouldn't mind them being grouped with cavalry. These bitches run fast.
>>587091551I think a balance patch to have all vampires run closer to their tabletop speeds (slower than cav, faster than basically all other melee infantry) wouldn't be a bad thing. Lahmians relying more on charge bonus + armor to survive the charge rather than Melee Defense like scrub infantry units would fit perfectly then.
When's the Tzeentch rework?
>game suddenly stops launching today???
>>587092030A mod might have updated and is now conflicting with something and preventing launch.
>>587092120I dont have any mods installed, unless they suddenly took action against cream
>>587092180cream works fine for metry to reinstall cream maybe, but usually if something updates it just tells you to buy the dlc on the faction select screen
>>587092180I have to update my cream every so often or else the game either CTDs or boots up without my unpurchased DLC enabled.
uhh what the fuck happened to Colonel Damneders?
>>587093494Covering this slop franchise stopped being a fun hobby and became a job.
>>587077480NopeNo benis
My YinYin update mod has about 800 downloads.
>"retreat will be impossiblet">retreats anyway
Oh shitNever had a Domination Victory before. Actually jump scarred me with this screen
>ctd when clicking on diplomacy with lizardmentfw
>>587094493ftw
>>587093824Nigga her thigh is as thick as his body
CLAUDEI DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH CA SHIT TRASH MODDING ANYMOREFINISH MY MOD FOR MEREEEEEEE
>>587090225
>>587094736what am I even looking at? A crab person?
>>587072748They had these things called armories where all of their battle gear was stored so they wouldn't have to do exactly that.
>>587093982Well you didn't intercept it did you
>>587094736We love ghorgons here.
>>587094736Only cowards don't render buttholes on their models.
>>587094945>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>>587094796It's ya boiHate Cow
>>587094945>Chameleon skink of defiance
>>587095096
>>587095090
>>587094796Please educate your uneducated self about the beastmen roster.
>Coast only gets ONE (1) heavy artillery piece because otherwise it would break the game>Chorfs can have infinite heavy artillery with high movement, high defence, unbreakable, and can keep shooting even when in melee. But this is fine because they have to pay like 50 armaments for each
>>587096292That's right.
>>587096893Soudane
>>587050296naughty slaaneshi slut needs dogmatic rape correction
>>587051326this has to be bait, right?the AI image and instantly seething at China makes it too on the nose and no way r*dditors would allow a post like that to stay up
>>587097548No way... You think someone would just post shit like that on reddit just so they could post it on 4chan?
Based, playing as archeon now is legit chaos Pokémon
>>587023351Do (You) notice how no one gaf anon ?
>>587057007>A khorne faction tied to Bretonnia's loreYou know how to cook anon...Put it in the workshop ASAP
>>587098908Well, the faction works mostly.. but it has a "major" bug.. the garrisons are completely empty rn which means the AI will hunt down the settlements. I wasn't aware that it wouldn't take over basic garrisons.. only realized this today when I went for a regular playthrough. Besides that, the mod is playable if you wanna try it but.. it's kinda aids since the AI avoids your armies and takes your settlements for free..So I advice against trying it just yet. But if you wanna know more about my faction, I can tell ya some stuff.
>>587037704>Med 2 without Warhammer modsBOOOOORING
>>587066614Don't forget to add the siege trait anon, otherwise your LL will have to wait 1 turn
What factions are yellow?
>>587100324Grand Cathay
>>587059138Depends on the lord and faction
>>587100324Mousillon
>>587100324macedon
>>587100324Oda
>>587072748Is there a better early game helf unit? Missiles + decent frontliner with anti-large is ridiculously good. Late game anti-infantry kind of mops them later but they are ridiculously decent back line at that point once swapped to single entities like star dragon/merwyrms.Also have to say they are kind of a gateway drug to wanting to play as the lizards I will probably pick one next
>>587072748There is a reason that Lokhir and black arks rape them on a daily basis
Human ingenuity always prevails.
Ku'gath, Festus and Epidemius just don't hit the same.
>>587100324Imperial Fists
>>587100324Nurgle's Piss Marines
Just a heads up: A popular Total War content creator is going to reveal some stuff within a week.
>>587103297is this related to the sexual drama
My faction intro.
>>587103432sexy
>>587103432>cheats
>>587103432This is your cinematic? That's fucking sick brah.
>>587091956Tnzeech doesnt need a rework, I only recently played tnzeech for the first time and fighting the stupid chameleon was hardest part, rest of the game was a cake walk using kiros and sarthorial to whole armies on their own getting 1300 kills each on blobed up battle lines
>>587103432>Former Paladin(? Not sure how you would fluff Mordred in Warhammer really, since Malloubaude is basically Mordred)>Khorne dedicated>Using magicBruh
>>587017253>sieged down*besieged
>>587017253So medieval wars are hero spam moba bullshit versus Roman wars that were really about tactics and strategy?
>>587094945>Just one dart through the Ghorgon's black heart
>>587095031It's fine, the skink is tiny and the ghorgon is anti-large.
>>587104661if Medieval 3 wants to be historically accurate it MUST have hero unitsif I see a battle with more than 60 people I'm uninstalling and declaring total war to be billshit
>>587103790I obviously didn't make this masterpiece of a cinematic, I simply cut together a faction intro of a game about Arthur and Mordred.>>587104027I made up my own lore for this faction to make it happen.When the campaign is started, the "how this faction plays screen" explains some of the lore.. I wrote that Mordred was revived by Khorne in an attempt to destroy Bretonnia. He died in his final battle against Arthur but just as Arthur was revived and became the Green Knight, Mordred gets revived too.I have set up several missions and victory conditions that lead Mordred to destroy all of Bretonnia.Mordred starts in the deserts of Araby but he has a special mechanic that lets him travel via sea instantly to Lustria where Alberic spawns, and to Margritta so he can engage the Brets without delay.Mordred does not have access to any demonic units. He was "saved" or more "revived" by Khorne so he can see his mission through.. to kill King Arthur, who still roams the lands as the Green Knight.After his final battle, Mordred can choose to become a follower of Khorne or the rightful ruler of Bretonnia.If he becomes the rightful ruler, he loses his access to all Khorne units but gains support from all major order factions..I could go into way more detail about his mechanics but I'm tired.. and wasted..
>>587105736I wonder if the first guy to win his duel in the combat of the 30 just flanked around and gib'd people in the back who were preoccupied
>>587101294How are LSG a gateway drug to Lizards? There isn't a single unit on the Lizardmen roster similar to them
Big tiddy tau waifu...
>>587103432>>587106049Kinda cool....You went from making custom spells for thanquol into making a whole ass faction, good job dude
>>587106537LSG love big fat lizard tits.
>>587103297Sneak peak: I topped Legend
Where are my centigors of Slaanesh, CA?
>>587100324Volkmar / White Dwarf / Khazrak .
>>587108227Theys all 'ere, in muh pot. Just scamper over and hop in!
>>587107960Is modifying your game files to get fat tits on your characters a gift from the Prince of Pleasure or the Changer of Ways
>>587101785>have to reload
>>587100324The Tallymen of Pestilence
>>587108227Ghorros character pack DLC.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3835206288ra roopee poo
>play a non-order faction east of the empire>Skrag eventually cockblocks you and guards the empire with his life until you wipe him outWhat happened to him? Why is he Karl and Elspeth's greatest defender?
>>587108898When?
>>587107573I'm trying my best. It's really fucking difficult tho. It's somewhat bothering me that I can't make my own models because I never learned how to make models.Trying my best tho.
>>587108667If I remember right, attractive slaaneshi daemons are technically owned by someone due to weird GW contracts on model sculpts back in the day, which is why they swapped to ugly daemonettes to avoid paying royalties and/or licensing fees.So logically it has to be tzeentch who makes sexy.
>>587109236Skrag due to his starting position will mostly fight greenskins and Aranessa, which means he racks up points with the nearby order factions.
>>587109396After Bretonnia rework.
Hot take: diplomatic modifiers should not count as faction effects.
>>587110449She should be cleansing the empire instead.
y'all can't keep posting "femaleelftakingbonghit.gif" its not funny anymore.
>>587017253I know that's right
The Old Realms or Warsword Conquest for Warhammer kino?Assume I like Warband and Bannerlord equally.
>>587106537Dragons anon them wriggly cold bloods they pray to.>>587110941God spellcaster lords are such demanding haughty bitches, listening to their VA lines for hours and hours over and over to the point where I don't even see them as sex objects anymore or desire violence against them, they've become like siblings I just have to tolerate.
>no thanquol soon friends post every thread
>>587036165As an eldarfag... What the fuck are you talking about?I WANT eldar to be sexy.I WANT eldar to be edgy.I WANT eldar to be flawed.I WANT eldar to lose (their virginity to me).
>>587113750Just wait for 40k bro...Trazyn wen...?
>>587110449i think they should because they inform a lot of what you're doing in your campaign and i like to know that "hey this specific lord probably won't have to worry about this faction ratting them when their back is turned" or "hey, these guys are gonna fucking hate your asses" when i pick which LL from a faction i want to play
>>587112989Warsword has more content, but is far more handicapped by Warband's jank and engine limits. Magic, big monsters are pure jank. There are random weird choices like Beastmen ruling Estalia or Chorfs in Norsca, while Nippon invaded Naggaroth. But you have all main factions and dungeon mechanic is fucking kino (small scale adventures where you go with your character and only few companions through randomized dungeons to find loot)Bannerlord mod is of far higher quality. It makes full use of Bannerlord's better moddability and keeps introducing sick features. It doesn't have entire world yet and will focus on The Old World (and Empire as such) initially at least (so for years). There are far more factions on map. Eonir are separate from Asrai and have their own culture. Blood Keep, Mousilon, Sylvania are separate. Each Imperial province is a separate faction etc so campaign map is far more indepth and dynamic. Magic is more natural and indepth, game can have more equipment, minor factions, units, better working gimmicky weapons, unique skills (and classes) cities look fantastic too (to be fair, Warband's are great as well for that game). But again, it doesn't have everything yet. Hard carries Bannerlord's modding community imodesu both are good and worth checking out. And in both you can't have a wife
>>587114327I could not find Warsword on the Steam Workshop, it is for M&B Warband, correct? Am I missing something?
>>587113750>Siege Rework soon, friends!
>>587114817yeahuse moddb https://www.moddb.com/mods/warsword-conquestYou want to launch it from that wse thing or something, not normal steam otherwise some features won't work. It's like skse for skyrm
You guessed right: I need more.
I can't decide on a greenskin LL to play, sell me on them /twg/
>>587114834Ok but this isn't fair, Thanquol was eventually going to come out.
>>587115057Thank you.
>>587103671>Anon show off a mod he's making>cheatsWhat's in your brain anon ?
>>587116064Cheats.
>>587115705Ulrika mogs all those other slags
>>587115705New Heroes:>Von Carstein Vampire (lore of Vampire + Beast)the vampiress from game 1 reworked>Blood Dragon Vampire (lore of Vampire)(halberd for anti-large).>Strigoi Vampire (lore of Vampire)(flying).>Necrarch Vampire (lore of Vampire + Death + Undeath).
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2965870624since when was there a horse girl mod for fucking total war, whatsince when did a horse girl EXIST that plays this gamewhy is it so high production quality
>>587116478Still waiting for some autist to mod these inThere's a conversion for the OG vampire lord/ghoul king but they're broken as shit since they basically still have a lord's power
>>587115706You go Wurrzag or not at all.
>>587115705I don't understand how Manny's skill tree has survived practically unchanged through three games and two race reworks.
>>587096292umm just steal the chorf artillery with Nameless?? You ARE playing nagash right no one in their right mind is playing bone (heh) stock vcoast with nagash out right? RIGHT?!
Why haven't they made a campaign map that's just one giant donut? Do they hate elves?
>>587115706>Gorbad IronclawBadlands funtimes that uses every unit in the roster>SkarsnikDirty, mean-spirited tricks and tearing down bigger stronger people with malicious glee and crackhead bouncy-balls>Azhagyou spawn north i guess>Gromreally charismatic goblin that cooks food and shit, poised to invade the elven doughnut>Wurrzagactual factual dancing skills IN COMBAT, and also nude green retarded caveman smashing people>Grimgorthe toughest, meanest, killiest thing standing on two legs that isn't large in the entire game, can kill kholek in a fight if you buff his yellow line enough. also, literally immortal black orcs
>>587117454He was already massively jacked from the start. Full melee tree and two full lores, his personal stuff and campaign bonuses were already incredibly strong (at the time), a fuckton of useful personal gear. The only thing holding him back was limited skill points and games 2/3 just naturally gave him more
>>587117454He's already perfect, you CHUD!
>>587117454He's unironically the best scaling lord in the game that doesn't have outside means of increasing his stats (ie Dechala, Nagash). The man is a regenerating 12-spell melee monster
>>587117802That would be fantastic, but it will never happen.
>>587118415>12-spellSpirit leech is the only worthwhile thing from death. Arguably the passive and soulblight as well. But the rest is either redundant to the vampire lore or not worth the points.
every battle i fight with my high elf armies just ends up like this
>>587118867Milk&CookiesTW.....
>>587118867tzeentch is kind of just a pain in the ass faction to fight for anyone but this shouldn't be happening against non-meme factions
>>587117802Chaos Robbie will save us
>>587118415He can get thirteen spells now. The twelve on his skill tree and Breath of Darkness as a bound spell either by equipping one of the books of Nagash or by collecting seven of them and building his Drakenhof landmark. I think Nagash's mortarch version could also add a fourteenth spell with the pyramid sigils, but I can't remember which spell it was.
>>587116578>Mice helped I think.
>>587103432gilles de rais was undoubtedly slaanesh pilled
>>587119812Not really.Some of my textures are in the game, that's it.Wouldn't know my ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to anything more complicated than making a custom unit.
>Sotek at CA headquarters announcing some kino 40k news>Pilps in therapy>Legend gardening againis all good with the /TWworld/?
>>587093824Did our unamed drawfag change styles or did someone else draw that?
What's a good Alith Anar army comp to complement Shadow-walkers? The big Issue I find are fast enemy units which can catch my Shadow Walkers? What's the good unit to counter this?
>>587120136Will you be making mods and art for TW Warhammer 40K?
>>587118867>reaversI think it's a waste of a building. Same with the ranged versions ranged cav in this game have broken targeting. Same with the phoenixes except for maybe the last one that has this diving vortex effect that's interesting. Into melee spammers (worst faction matchup) I'd get a mist mage and a fire archmage, spam flaming skull and the area debuffs.
>>587120136regardless, i'm playing the mod right now, the attention to detail in it is extremely nice. it's very, very, very refreshing to play a proper cavalry faction that isn't bretonnianalso this mod may be the in-road to get some of my friends to play strategy games
>>587121240You actually flip to being favored fighting melee spammers in lategame if you take a ton of swordmasters with you, those guys beat out every other infantry unit that isn't a wrathmonger in a fair fight pound-for-pound
>>587121227Probably.>>587121493Oh absolutely, both it and Phoenix Court are by far the best HE content on the workshop.Not even close.
>>587116578
>>587122120i showed it to a friend and she already wants to be friends with aishua lol>>587122250sovl
>>587117802>If people hadn't complained about "An Eye for an Eye" and "The Season of Revelation" mini campaign we probably would have had a "Sundering" campaign map by now.
>>587117802Because the Wood Elf, Beastmen, Vortex and RoC campaigns all flopped.Also there were 2 other campaigns which were just a zoomed in Kislev and Cathay respectively and they flopped so hard that most don't even know that they existed, they're called "Something Rotten in Kislev" and "Darkness and Disharmony".Maybe Ulthuan would work because there are a lot of Elftards but Cathay is popular too and it's mini campaign flopped top 2 hardest.
>>587123038Vortex did not flop. It was played throughout the lifetime of Warhammer 2. If it had flopped, CA would have stopped supporting it with new DLC like they did with ROC.
>>587123527And how many of these WH2 DLC characters partook in the race for the vortex?
>>587068138>rogue trader made me hate them with a burning passion. that game is the most effective anti-eldar slander i've ever seenthat's because rogue trader has canon accurate eldar instead of the head canon sexy space elves most people think ofthey're not cool like fantasy elves they're just annoying autistic shits in bowling pin helmets, HUGE downgrade compared to the Asur
>>587123527>>587123616Many didn't and it was pretty awesome. The Vortex mechanics were retarded but at least they weren't as forced as W3's were and not required with many of the DLCs. Lustria and Naggaroth were fun as hell with the extra space provided.
i hate how weak the comet spell is despite looking really cool. at least the chain lightning thing is good
>>587123756i had no preconceptions of them being pleasant to interact with or trustworthy or anything other than self-interested survivalists who see humanity as a species that failed before it got a fraction as far as they did, but good lord did rogue trader make them completely insufferablei hated them for running onto my front lawn, committing suicide, and shouting tearfully at me that it's my fault. the only reason yrliet survived that playthrough was because she entertained me with how easily i could convince her to kill her fellow craftworlders. i have vastly more respect for the sadists of commoragh than the craftworlders. asur are truly superior
>>587123038>Also there were 2 other campaigns which were just a zoomed in Kislev and Cathay respectively and they flopped so hard that most don't even know that they existed, they're called "Something Rotten in Kislev" and "Darkness and Disharmony".This is the first I've ever heard of those, and I have over 2000 hours in this game. Why did they make them multiplayer-only? That's retarded.
>>587117802Because every mini-campaign map they ever did tailored to one faction got shit on every time. Most TW players, regrettably sometimes, hate maps with limited scopes, even if the limited scope gets evened out with detail to still be the same amount of content. I believe it's also part of the reason Pharaoh got shitted on despite being a good game, players just couldn't BELIEVE it was only part of what Rome or Medieval would usually comprehend.>>587122463>tfw no Aenarion and Caledor campaign>tfw no Rise of the Empire>tfw no Unification of Bretonnia>tfw no War of Vengeance>tfw no Mortkin's Vengeance>tfw no Alcadizaar's Conquest>tfw can't make campaigns to flesh out Kislev and Cathay lore by centering them around Miska's migration and Shiyama's fallOn the other hand, we might not have Repanse, Grom and Gorbad in the big campaign if they set a precedent for making mini-campaign only LLs.
>>587124194It was part of their weak push to get multiplayer Total War to be an actual thing, see 8 player simultaneous turns also.
>>587124194they opened up warhammer 3 with trying to get more people interested in multiplayer campaigns. the cathayan one can be done in basically a single setting, it's zhao ming, miao ying, and all 4 greater daemons competing to see who can grab the most settlements before the timer's up. kinda fun, but like it's impossible to get enough people together to play a session of it.
>>587121596Wow, that's crazy. Is that including monstrous inf like some of the 16 counts? Idk if they count as large or not.
this was a very retarded fight
>>587124360You need to take Phoenix Guard to fight monstrous infantry/monsters. Swordmasters/Phoenix Guard are fragile as far as top tier line-infantry go, and the T5 champion units for the dark gods are built different, but in the hands of a player they can easily go toe to toe with any other frontline unit. Even Chosen fold just off of redline buffs, and if you mix in magic support it's hard to compete with them. Both of them are vulnerable to ranged damage and spells, though.I dunno if braced Phoenix Guard still dumpster basically every monster and cavalry unit, though, it's been a really long time since I've used them properly and they've added a ton of monsters with magical attacks what with all the daemons and elementals around now.
Did they change vampcoast raise dead mechanics or anything when they touched up counts?
>>587125359:)
>>587125359Of course they didn't
I confederated Drycha and whenever I do a manual battle with her all I hear is>URRRAAGGGGHHHH>UUUOOOAAAGGGHHHShut the fuck up you damn tree.
>>587125635I thought Welves can't confed Drycha
>>587125445>>587125491Its weird how much they neglect what is probably one of the coolest factions for them to have added (from a dead obscure warhammer board game), is it just GW being huge faggots as usual?
>>587125685I'm using a cheat.
>>587125685Only Durthu can do that
>>587125792Drycha can confed Durthu, not the other way around.
>>587125776The given reason is that they'd rather not touch the Vampire Coast until they can do something that really feels appropriate to their identity instead of just slapping on a half-done jobI unironicallythink the Coast is fine exactly where it is
>>587126491durthu can confederate her, you have to discover her and kill wood elves to even access her confederation condition
>>587127556Its usable but shows its age in many ways, especially since being hyper aggressive is the name of the game so doing coves is kind of shit unless you wage war on everyone (which is being hyper aggressive anyways). One of my favorite campaigns was playing Count Noct but I would abhor doing any the End Times events as him since he wouldn't have enough holding, or aggressiveness, to handle them.
>confed alarielle >own half the donut now>she already had a tier five capital with all the fixins maxed out when I had just barely cracked tier 4Cheating ass ai
>>587128035in alarielle's defense she does just get more growth than all of the other high elves thanks to her power of nature effect giving growth and basically infinite control
>>587125152I see, yeah late game it's a lot of monsters/halberd frontline so I won't take much inf overall generally
Been playing the reikmarine mod by this dudeits so stupidand so fun
This game is my future>doesn't even last 3 months playing said game
>>587128509>Reiksmarines>Hashut's Gunpowder UnitsWhat other stupid industrialized warfare mods are there? How many factions can we bring up to the stupid laserguns, mechs, and battle tanks meta?
>>587128789Skaven has a funny one
>>587053152>>587057463>fooling no one award
>>587128665he's a total lolcow
>>587053152>>587057463I can smell your odor from my screen jeet.
>>587128665>just fuck my shit up senpai
>>587130612Warhammer Fantasy Universalis will save the series
>>587131367Paradox could make a killer warhammer game
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834537515OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!
>>587128665>I love playing Excell sheet stimulator!>I love clicking 50 taps every minute! Seriously who plays this shit?
>New Karl campaign>Take Marienberg early (there's no trap)>Go for kemmfaggot>Nuln is op as fuck>nuBoris is op as fuckit's so comfy and easy now..
>>587134589then don't be a coward and declare war on elspeth and boris and louen
>>587134753Ermm... I'm ordertiding okay... DIPLOMACY!!!!
Is the Empire okay
>>587103942Kairos's tech tree definitely needs a rework. The rest of the faction's fine.
>>587137327Those muslims would fit in Japan
>>587118867Either too many archers or not enough. 7 is a number bound for failure. You're half-assing it because you lack confidence in your strategy so you're trying to plug "what if" gaps. Fuck that. Lean into your strengths, and mitigate your weaknesses with micro.If you plan to sit and grind, you need enough melee to cover your flanks and your front, which demands a nearly 2-1 ratio of melee to ranged. Meaning like 7-8 for 4 archers. Add in some mass stops (cav/monsters) plus your lord/heroes and then you have 1 or 2 flex spots.If you plan to kill them fast with ranged and delete them on the approach, you need to commit. We're talking 13-17 archers with some harassment to thin out the lines, and a fast lord and whatever lore of magic helps disrupt on the approach.>muh balanced armyThere's no such thing as a balanced army. Only efficient and inefficient.
>>587137427Untrue
>>587138174GOOD MORNING, SIR!!!!!!!
>>587138174Nah i mean the whole refusing to acknowledge war crimes thing
Unstable chaos portal in my capital region on turn 15. Guess I'm loading saves a lot this campaign
>>587133304AI model of AI art.
>>587138520i think that playing warriors of chaos was the only time i was actually happy to get that location
i really want golgfag but a generic mercenary guy with basically any unit that could be a merc in lore as their rosteri wanna be those weird rebel armies that have a bunch of blood knights and knights of the realm lead by a vampire or something>>587137651I'll keep this in mind next time. i kept seeing people run mostly archers for their high elf armies in the early game but I just couldn't see how to make it work without it just being the perfect set up
>>587133304looking good, finally a feminine furry face
>>587138621snailcat cope
that was a fun little fight before bed. first time using this guy figured I'd lean into his strengths. shame I hadn't got to level him up more before this though, it still says pyrric victory even though it seems like it was more like a decisive having lions and chariots eating the ass of their sneaky, shitty, shades was so satisfying
riveting
nagash invasion ignored Franz for countless turns, I suspect he is a traitor to humanity
Me when I post to /r9k/ about my hemorrhoids, suicidal ideation and momcest fantasies
>>587088337>bleached
>>587121240There aren't any reavers in that army, those are silver helms!People poo-poo light cavalry a lot and I think it's short-sighted, there's really a lot of value to be gotten from them for their price, though moreso when fighting factions that have squishy archers like dark elf darkshards or the artillery crews of the vampire coast.>>587140629I get along with balanced armies pretty fine; though with high elves it helps a lot to have some lothern sea guard being able to BOTH take a shit load of archers AND covering your flanks. Earlygame I'd have spears in front, LSG on sides and back, archers in middleBiggest thing with Belakor though mostly is the amour, armour and some pretty elite units; you only really have the one armour piercing unit there.
>>587140629Eventually (lol) we'll get dogs of war to do that. It does feel like the perfect capstone to the warhammer 3 DLC, make it so you have a Daniel style "your dudes" which you can specialize your mercenaries into certain directions.>>587124256The problem with the mini campaigns is it's an all or nothing that you want JUST that experience. If you don't then it's fucking worthless to you. And it's a relatively narrow span of places or periods where there is a lot of variety and something for everyone. It also hurts that in the past the mini campaigns were much smaller in province size too, but I suspect the 40k formula may inspire CA for M3 if we are lucky. What'd be cool as shit would be something like:>Reconquista mini campaign>When you chose to end it (Short victory, long victory, total victory) you then get a temporary (Until you replace it) new main-campaign where the timeline has moved as many years as your mini campaign and some calculations are made to change the political landscape outside of your mini campaign, which is accurately reflected. You are also free to play as someone else.So I could do a Reconquista campaign as Castile, long victory take everything but Portugal/Granada/Aragon, it's now 1210 and I start a main campaign with that situation in Spain but I play as the Seljuks.
What would you feed the great maw?
>>587143561muh dick
>>>/v/751173854Cloode, implement this in Total War Warhammer 3MAKE NO MISTAKES
these guys serve the teutonic order but unlike the full members they are allowed to fuck and suck to their hearts content and don't have to be volcels
>>587143992alexa tell me about the teutonic order's initiation and hazing rituals
Morning /twg/
>>587138174Where the cathayan raw fish rice at? I only see weird white noodle.
>>587116635There's two mods that add a Blood Dragon faction and adds the other bloodline vampire heroes.Unfortunately it adds a lot of bloat as well, and even worse it requires Mixer to work properly because of the way they did the unique voice packs for all of the new characters.https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199543045925/myworkshopfiles/?appid=1142710
>>587146114what's wrong with mixer
>>587125776>>587127556They had previously said GW was a real bitch about licensing for Vamp Coast and they wouldn't ever want to go through that bullshit again for adding anything new to the coast.
WE SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED CARTHAGE, EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD, MANY YEARS AGO
>>587133304>Large man paws
>>587146756it's a furry you nonce
>>587146114Thanks for showing me those mods. I'll make sure to block and report them ASAP.I have no tolerance for those disgusting sub humans.
>>587146497Mixer is known to fuck with the audio of mods that its maker doesn't approve of.
>>587147068YOU WILL SUCK HIS DICK AND YOU WILL SAY THANK U OR ELSE HE DELETE UR STARTPOS!!THANK U MIXU
Cream 5.0 broke all my shit aiyee
>>587050830>before trains ruined everythingyou prefer walking in horse shit all day?
>>587053152>it's so inorganicEverything is called "inorganic" these days. And it's not that recent, it has been years at this point.
>>587147459If it weren't for trains we'd all be riding robot horses with laser Winchesters by now.
>>587143096Have you tried sticking them with a large needle and seeing what happens?
>>587147529>it has been years at this pointIt has been so long that in some parts of Europe if you type anything in English in Google the auto-complete assumes you're a jeet.
This thread in a nutshell
>>587143561a microwaved burrito
>>587147658>someone got mad enough to make this imagetranny rage is just like them in lifeimpotent and weak
>>587147639SAAR YOU BLOODY BASTAD I FUCKN FUCK U BLOODY FUCK U FKN FUCK BLOODY I FUCK YOUI hope we never get Ind. I don't want a cow dung flinging and cow urine drinking mechanic in my Total War>>587147658I look like that.
>>587147757Saar..
>>587148015You can't call everyone you don't like the opinion of an indian, that just doesn't work you dalit
>>587148081YOU BLOODY BASTADI called u saar cause your ESL is worse than that of the average russian.I don't care for your opinion, you are just another pol tard.All I'm doing is keeping /twg/ tradition alive.Saar..At least try some punctuation marks.For Grand Cathay.
>>587147658I look like this, say this and do this
>>587148365ok dalit
>>587148406>your pov when you're a ghorgon
>>587148406>The girl boss being embarrassed while the soft spoken one is a slutI know it's a trope at this point, but the closest I've seen IRL is >Confident girls are indeed confident while ones with self-esteem issues will either lay there passively or fuck like a weasel trapped in a bag and possibly call you by her uncle's name
>>587148406
>>587148510true, wood elven women are for beastmen breeding cumdumpshttps://files.catbox.moe/rp1iiz.jpg
Lots of browns in this thread lots of dogs too.Though I prefer the taste of dog.
>>587148653Nice!Never seen that version before, only this safe one.Into my beast folder..
>>587148653t.
>>587148758passfag looks like THIS!?
Reminder that elven women are more likely to breed with their horses than with a beastman
>>587148587Arahan is the white haired one, unless you're speaking generally
>>587148816No, they look like this
>>587148816this is his ritual before he posts and offtopic image from his macbook
>>587148816correct
>>587148753It's a small set, although I don't have it all on hand.I like the in the background stuff too
>>587148816Passfag is balding, weak jawed and ugly going off of the "cute" pictures he has posted elsewhere. Also a small penis, lmao. Retard proudly posted a microdick.
>>587148879hooolychina numba wan
>>587148980Have you seen his steam profile?Guy is an unironic cuck tranny, idk what medication he is on(or isn't) but i give him 5 years max before the ACKening
Mean...Am white with big pp. Not saar.Luv Grand CathayLuv KhorneLuv Raa Roo
>>587148845That ain't sayin' much.
>>587149032Three years at most. He will realize he is a failed male, freak out on here to try to garner attention and get the dopamine rush of (You)s and eventually off himself and be forgotten in a week or less.
>>587148753Me on the bottom
>>587149032>>587148980GRIM
>>587149235>forgotten in less than a weekdamn, a man can dream
>>587148753If you dress like that you deserve to get raped
>>587149237Same..
>>587148863I was speaking generallyNah, I confused the two, I always forget which is which.
>>587149376Arahan is assholeNaestra is nice girl
Let's not be shortsighted
>>587149854Short~
high king, now is not the time to be a short little midge bitch gnome
>>587150064>total war: cruelty squad
>>587149854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlryJaay16c
>>587149376it's finehttps://files.catbox.moe/fa4mry.jpegit's all an act anyway, all elven females are sluts
>>587150064Total War: Hyenas
>wake up>kiss dragon emperor daki>stroke to meow wallscroll>watch live stream of Great Bastion, marauders splatting against wall again>crawl out bed>set up kettle for cathayan noodle soup while having warpstone pipeWhat a wonderful day to be Cathayan.
faglord REALLY wants the eagle eyries
Decided to try Monogods finally, since I got bored of TOW Neferata campaign anyway, especially since I had no unit caps on it so it was way too braindead. 160 turn is a good time to end it anyway. Never got to use those Tomb Kang units anyway, since I did finally get Lahmia, but I really can't be fucked to waste more time waiting until it will get to tier 5 so I can get those handful of units only
>>587150527Nice
>>587151075>become a vassalholy cuck
>>587152132Please don't shame Tamurkhan. He's a nice guy.
it elspeth really that hard or is leddit really that bad at empire?
>>587152485Not hard, just really fucking annoying cause of Vlad.
>>587152485nah shes really op when you steal her as your wife as karl
>>587152485Play any Empire faction above hard against Vlad blobbing and don't auto-resolve. Report back.
>>587152485As >>587152567 said, Vamp rework gave the Vampire Counts new cheats, that makes Vlad super annoying to fight.The way you're supposed to beat him now is by rushing into Drakenhof and sieging/capturing that first.This disables most of his insane infinite recruitment because the way post-rework vamp AI works is infinite blood/corpses so whatever units they have unlocked will be spammed endlessly.CA even seems to know this as Karl AI is programmed to do that strategy after like turn 40 or something (assuming Vlad hasn't killed him before then).
Why is Cult of Sigmar like this
>>587152965>i have nowhere to gothey can go back to africa though
>>587152965>sigmarite government refuses to help and deportations are on the wayFUCKING BASED
>>587152965Part of why I love cathay.
>>587152965
Skreech following a Verminlord is crazy as fuck.>giving Stormvermin +15 Armor, +20 MD and +16 MA so they basically become rat-Chosen>Gutter Runners with a flat +6 AP damage to their missiles (keep in mind they retain all their non-AP damage and are also a 120 entity unit)>Plague Monk Censer Bearers with 30% physical resistance, +8 MA, +8 MD, and 15 armor-bypass
>>587152485No, she's very easy. I usually start by going south killing Ogres, because it yields WAY more schematics. And once Vlad starts coming too close to Nuln I teleport back up to beat him. Vlad usually spends a lot of time messing around with Stirland and Talabechland before bothering to attack Wissenland. In my experience there's plenty of time. My theory is that some players lean too much into handgunners. Then infinity zombies shows up and the gunners get overrun. Being the gun faction doesn't mean you have to neglect melee.
>>587153428That's not China
>>587154398When did I ever mention China? I'm talking about Cathay. They are so racist they built a wall to keep the rabble out.
>>587154501i hope you explode
>>587154501POST FULL IMAGE
>>587154608Declined.>>587154639Refused.
>>587154639https://files.catbox.moe/sofdxz.jpeg>>587154680Of course the resident passfag just has to powertrip over fucking cropped porn of all things
>>587155524Power trip? Anon do you have brain eating bacteria?I simply don't have that image, I've never even seen it before. I also dunno where I have that crop from.You have to 41% immediately, you are too stupid.
>>587154186the problem is melee folds to Vampires terror spam and anti-infantry monsters until deep into buffs
>>587155669Projecting tranny. You will never be a woman.
>>587155734I am aware, I am a man after all, pretty far from a female. https://litter.catbox.moe/vc6dd86qgkxkqbz4.jpgNow excuse me, I have a mod to work on.My settlement buildings need a garrison.
>>587155734TRUTH NUKE
>haunting images that radiate AIDS
>>587155850>if only you knew how bad things are
>>587156047Pretty bad..Because I just realized my faction has no heroes to recruit.I have to make heroes now too...
>>587155850Reminds me of Volound
>>587156105hunt the china discords and find the saber model
>>587156132DEATH TO ARTHURmm.. but no, ask claude or gemini. I can't speak chinese.
>>587156352>>587156352>>587156352NEW NEW NEW GOGOOGOGOGO!!!!
>>587132097Is that mod still being updated? I remember it crashing on me every twenty minutes.
