Previous: >>587029169New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>587056190im fucking the chud
Do you find chuds sexually attractive? I do.
Digitan LOVE
i'm really bakushinning it
Spe is so ugly.
why did she do it?
>>587056364evil carrot...
>>587056364>4
>>587056364GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
I am frozen inside and outside. Only the miraclous warmth of a straight umawife can thaw my heart. Please tell me at least one of these characters prefers men (unlike helios) and wants to have sex with a man (unlike helios) and wants to have kids with a man (unlike helios).
>>587056364Take your fucking meds, Fuku.
rakugakithe gaki who rakus or something idk
>>587056364i love these two and their hijinks
>>587056576ur mum sex me har har
>Hide manuallyI don't even have to update filters, it's like I'm a powertripping mod and just b&'d a spamming faggotdoing this from now on.
>>587056576CB wants to fuck you and Kris S wants you to drink water.
Raisu
>>587056712Kris needs her trainer to stay hydrated after she drains him dry
>>587056695trvke
>>587056576no, after Helios Cygames doubled down on yuri. CB canonically is in a sexual relationship with Katsuragi Ace (and she hates uma x torena on top that, a real man-hater, that one), Laurel is with a girl whose name I don't remember, and everyone knows about Chiyo and Bakushin.
i got a new LOVEly ryan phone case and two cute charms to add to the collection
>>587056972Lovely ryan is an oxymoron
>>587056576the only straight uma there is Taabo, and maybe Kris S
if we had more events/alts focusing on maya flower sweepy we might pull off a blue archive the next comiket
>>587056972theres nothing lovely about ryan
Uma that would force you to use a condom?Uma that would refuse condoms?
>>587056972Cute!
>>587057090None of themAll of them
>>587057018>>587057054dont say that...
>>587056972cute keychains
>>587055659why is Blue Archive so popular?
>>587056364she's just evil like that
>>587057150I think they paid or still pay for doujins to be made and they went full gooner as a result. So there are a shit ton pf them now
>>587057051we need more playable small umas like Samson Bigno one can top Furawa though
>>587057150>he does not know
>>587057150loli friendly gamethere is no cope around that, loli sells
>>587057150they were caught commissioning that shit
>>587056737uuooooooooooh
TAISHIN TEST!
>New Year Marusexy>ult is .45 current speed for 4s on mile>evolved skills are 2.4s of .45 current speed on mile tracksDoes this make her actually again? At least for mile CMs?
>>587057382
come to tomakomai
>>587057150BA is simply the superior galgeHelios not being for (You) alone made this even more apparent
>>587057314UWAAAAA GAMBARE TASIHIN!!!!
>>587057382We fucked
>>587057254I don't. I tried to watch the anime but it was pretty mediocre so I dropped it around 6 episodes in. Uma Musume is the only gacha I've ever played.
>>587057150pedos & porn
https://jiggie.fun/3nmnNx
>>587056364umamusume should suffer
Time to kick back and chow down!
>>587057432WAAAAAAAA!!!! TAISHIN WON!!!!!
>>587057382DELETE THIS AT ONCE
>>587057150Nexon used to pay popular artists to make porn of characters before they even came out, which made a lot of people also jump on it for the easy money, sadly this didn't boost their actual revenue because all the SEA porn addicts that "play" the game never spend a single penny on it so they have been living off Maplestory for the last 20 years
>>587057749UWAAAAA TASHIN SO FAST
Priconne is the only real cyge galgeThat's why they get Tacto first while cygays is trying to pander to foids with F4 and Epi in JP
Isn't it like an hour or two too early for the usual shitposting?
>>587057827you tried so hard to sound japanese your post only read like babble bro
I wish Rice Shower would rape me
>>587058053Rice is not a rapist
Nice trans-lations, globalcucks
>>587058053You cant rape the willing.
>>587058115*rapes u*
>>587057426If we use "for (you)" stuffs as the measure then BA unironically has less (you) pandering, both explicit and implicit, than Uma. Uma does have more "yuribait", though.
>you tried so hard to sound japanese your post only read like babble bro
>>587058272wait they just made it up for biwa? lol
>>587057029But taabo is unsexy gaki and kris is brown.. it's over..............
>>587057150its free money for artists
>>587056190Everyone will pull for Rubae right?
>>587057827Is Gold Ship welfare? I thought they stopped doing this.
sex with gigahag
>>587058368ugly slop
>>587058368I will
>>587058368No. The most boring ojou character ever when we have King, Crown, Ardan, Bright, McQueen.Like literally what the fuck does Ruby have over them.
>>587058272This feels like a millennium trying too hard to fit in
>>587058472I love my clean shaven wife
>>587057382you can post this
boysex
>>587058528She has drills
which uma has the tightest umanko
>>587058637tama
gooks are the least creative people to ever graze the earth, ever since they got raped by Japan a century ago all they have done is copy others instead of finding an identity they're a bastardization of japanese culture with americans ideals and their culture is a reflection of that. radicalization, unhappiness, suicide rates, unemployment, aging demographic, all these meme stats you constantly hear about Japan are worse in Korea by a wide margin their entire existence is being Japan but lesser, all the media they export to the outside world is never recognized as their own, but Japan's. Solo Leveling's protagonist got his name changed to a japanese one, BA is always confused for a japanese gacha, only exception to this is kpop which wasn't a good thing because it destroyed theor youth's beauty standards and now korean females find all korean males ugly, constantly mocking them for having small dicksbeing korean must be hell on earth
These are the distances for CM and LoH races for the next 2.5 years. CM22: Mile, 1600m (dirt)CM23: Medium, 2000mCM 24: Long, 3200mLoH1: Medium, 2400CM25: Mile, 1600mLoH2: Sprint, 1200mCM26: Mile 1600m (dirt)LoH3: Long, 3000mCM27: Medium 2400mLoH4: Mile, 1600mCM28: Long, 2500mLoH5: Medium, 2100mCM29: Sprint, 1400mCM30: Mile, 1600mLoH6: Long, 3200mCM31: Medium, 2400mLoH7: Sprint, 1000mCM32: Mile, 1800m (dirt)LoH8: Mile, 1600mCM33: Medium, 2000mLoH9: Medium, 2200mCM34: Long, 2500mCM35: Medium, 2400mLoH10: Sprint, 1200mCM36: Mile, 1600mCM37: Long, 3200mLoH11: Medium, 2000mCM38: Medium, 2400mCM39: Medium, 2200mLoH12: Long, 2600mCM40: Medium, 2000mCM41: Sprint, 1200mLoH13: Mile, 1600mCM42: Mile, 1600mCM43: Long, 2500mLoH14: Sprint, 1200mCM44: Medium, 2200mCM45: Medium, 2000mLoH15: Sprint, 1200mCM46: Medium, 2400CM47: Long, 3600mCM48: Medium, 2400mCM49: Mile, 1800mCM50: Medium, 2400mCM51: Medium, 2200m>Sprint CMs/LoH: 7>Mile CMs/LoH: 11>Medium CMs/LoH: 18>Long CMs/LoH: 9>Fake Long CMs/Loh: 4>True Long CMs/LoH: 5>rate of sprints: 15%>rate of miles: 24%>rate of mediums: 40%>rate of longs: 20%>rate of fake longs: 9%>rate of true longs: 11%
tards
>>587058598drills, you say?
>>587058785not a single brain cell in the image...
>>587058667>Medium: 40%Thats good I just fed Goddess Statues to 5* Festival Tamamo
>>587058528is Kingu the closest we ever get to the ojou-sama character? Kingu is great, but it'd be nice to have the red carpet rolled out
>>587058785My WifeMy DogMy Cat
>>587058992And thats a good thing!
>>587059048bwo, your finemo? your mejiros? your satonos?if those don't satisfy you, we're also geting donna on the future
>>587058669ok but more importantly when is the next officers cup and danchou cup races
>>587059036oops meant for >>587058669
i don't know what i'm saving for, i already have 100k+ carrots
>>587058785>straight line autist>praise kink degenwhat's Believe's tardation?
>>587059193save urself
>>587059227Mare
>>587059227I Believe she's just dumb
>>587059227She is the straight man for the other two tards
>>587059290tell me about Believe, why does she wear the mask?
>>587059118Retarded cat, retarded dog, and... What's Believe?
mare sex fuck
>>587059375another retarded cat
Naisu
>>587059193I have 220k and really cant wait until there's finally some good umas and cards coming out
>>587059375Boyuma (mare type)
>>587059290why is she wearing my underwear in her mouth?
>>587059135the next officer cup is the day of the mile championship just like how the danchud cup was the akiten. Signups should start the 21st if they do it like they did the danchud race.
what causes race autism?
>>587058272>BKOthis work>Lil FloI prefer Furatan>Biwawawhy make up a translation for a nickname that doesn't exist? isn't that just being self-indulgent?>Bree-Zsounds good at first, but Zepacchi is definitely better>Digiridoowhat the actual fuck is that clusterfuck kf letters? Digitaso makes so much more sense>Dotsycute, but Dotopi/Dotochin is cuter>OgurizzI'm sure they got lazy. I understand not wanting to use -paisen itself, but surely they could have done something better to indicate seniority>PalmsterWorks, but again, Pamachin is preferred>Robiolithis is one that feels like an actual adaptation of Roburiano>Shakalakakek>T-rainyeah, they butchered this one. Especially when you're hearing Toreppi in her dialogue in her character chapters>Win-dingsokay, this one is fine>Yae-yaewhy not just stick to yaemuru?
>>587059131I mean the haughty, arrogant, prideful rich type. Ardan and McQueen are the graceful affectionate and graceful dignified types, respectively (a front, in McFat's case), but unless Gentildonna changes the game, there's no>rich>arrogant>drilled>haughty>aristocraticuma
Just give me the plain translation.
it's a new gay!
i live in furawastan
>>587059595oh, the only one that doesn't fit Donna there is Drilled.If you want another one who ticks 4/5 of those boxes, then you've got to wait for orfe
>>587059290if she took that off, would she die?
we are pro-soup here
ogurizz is something this thread would have invented if da hog didn't rape you for a year straight
>>587059508danke, would danchou still be able to change the champion representing the club
>>587059720the rape was predestined, there was no other way
>>587059720I don't mind the TL but I like Oguri-paisen so much.
>>587059509depends on the temperment of the names they inherit
>>587059716good to know. I'm not married to drills, and Donna is hot as hell, if she's a haughty princess type..........oh my god I'm so pulling her. Is she any good as a trainee? It'd be a nice bonus if she were
>>587058472She supports uma supremacy
>>587059692How does she do it... So simple... So innocent....Yet so fucking sexy... I can't...
>>587059893>traineeI think you have it the other way around
trainee rape
Donkey wife
thread is so dead today
7 and all you degenerates stop glorifying the sexual assault of minors (i.e., your trainee)
nothing about ramonu portrays that she like-likes her trainerweird how she's drawn forcing her trainer into marriage
TODAY IS THE DAY!
>>587060094We're playing the other game now
>>587060094HISHIAMA SEXOOOIt's a Saturday, most people are out doing stuff. I've got plans later today as well
For me its the Bamboozlet
Do you get less carats from Unity than from GL? Ive gotten 80 carats from one fan farm run but usually I get maybe 10 or 20 or nothing
>>587060161Shiraoki wills itMinors must be sexualized and impregnated in this thread
>>587060094people have these things called friends and family that they spend time with when they're not working
oreng
I fed the brat burgers
>>587060218there is double rewards on unity right nowanyone not doing fan runs is missing out
>>587059863How would you translate oguri-paisen
7 and you are all sexually assaulted by your trainees
>>587060094desu. let's fix that
7
>>587060260Sucks to be them!
>>587056190Are umas aware of their sexual appeal? what if this torena has a foot fetish?
>>587060264oreng wife
>>587058272>Bakuchan OFine>BamboozlerFine>BB Flo/Lil FloNig shit. Garbage. Awful. Kill yourself, localizer scum.>Biwawastupid vtuber reference, lame, gay, kill yourself.>Bree-Zneutral>DigiridooNope. Digitaso is better.>DotsyDie.>OgurizzFUCK OFF.>Palmster/PalmzFine.>Robiolo RobelliniRedditoli Redditini>RubaeFine, but so fundamentally different from Ojou that it's actually unacceptable.>ShakalakaFine. Who even cares, Shakur sucks.>T-rainNO.>Win-dingsFuck off. Maou-sama or nothing.>Yae-yaeI'm tired
>>587060094>thread is comfy todaygood
wife
I have no friends..
>>587060434love me some comfy hours
7 and a sakura visits your dreams tonight4 and it's a symboli9 and wooby does it to spite helios0 and you have a philosphical conversation with yuni
>>587058351
hmmm yes new currenposting images
>>587059193
>>587060271Mayano Burger Gun is one of the greatest chefs ever created.
sanpomainichi sanpouma uma sanposanpo sanpouma sanpo
>>587060552Based and same
>>587060556Rollan to go to spaaaace
>>587060483Any poster of Bourbon is a friend of mine
>>587060483no friends but also no enemies
>>587059193Cards to make Tama-chan even stronger?
>>587060785Any poster of Cafe is an enemy of mine
>>587060483we're all your friends here, except that guy who is going to post that he's not your friend.
>>587060283Yes but that does not answer my question. Did I phrase it poorly?
>>587060826A credit card.
>>587060671Kill localizers
bamboozler
>>587060785*mukanjyo starts playing*
>>587059858im not the belnigger organizer but id imagine the officer cup runner just needs to be an officer and the danchud cup is danchuds only
>>587060840No I am not. You WILL be my friend and you WILL like it.
>>587060881No it's just a silly question. You do not gain any more or less carats from any scenario (aside from when there's a double rewards event).Remember that there's a daily carat limit so if you are doing 10 Unity fan runs a day you'll probably stop getting any aftwr a while
My trainee gave me a black eye again...
post prim and proper umas
>>587061008Ok fine, your passion has convinced me. Here's to a wonderful friendship
>>587060684the other dates are pretty good
>>587060840You can see me as an emeny but I just see you.
>>587061054
helios standards are this low yet palmer still cant hit lol
>>587061123She's neither prim nor proper and she sure as hell isnt that big
>>587061110They surely are
>>587061054>lesbian
>>587061051golshitore...
>>587060785farmland saga fucking sucked
I want to smell miss Yaeno Muteki's pretty crotch.
>>587059902Chubby cheek Helios blessing my day
>>587060174TIME FOR MEJIRO SEX SEX
>literal first line in nakahobo's storydam this uma STINKY
>>587061223I just didnt feel like entertaining your question
>>587061223oi, don't be mean to (you)r bwo like that
>>587060174nice desu wa
>>587060174>Shiwu
>>587060172>t.hasn't read her careerlollmao, even
>>587061021I didn't know there was a limit, is it displayed somewhere?
did dia always have that ring around her pinky?
>>587061261I like to take videos to find good frames
>>587061371mom spaghetti
>>587061086!!
>>587061578Haha no, that would be too user friendly.It's 100 for base rewards and pretty sure the double rewards increases the cap to 200. If you get no carats 2 or 3 times in a row you just have to assume you hit it
mcafe naizuri
>>587061606is that a good one?
>>587060990Arigato, I was just wondering in case someone else wanted to try running in the cup
>>587061813I like this picture and I'm downloading it RIGHT NOW
>>587059135This year's Japan Cup will have many world-class invaders, something could be arranged with this information...
>>587060218I feel the same. It feels like it's harder to get carats from unity than in GL
>>587061813personal preferences in all things I suppose
>>587061696>Haha no, that would be too user friendly.kek
>>587059135>>587059508I just wish and hope the officer cup isn't hosted by the same host as the last danchou cup. It only needs to be a simple fun race.
>>587061696Oh great... thanks
>>587062139All the races are part of the big umbrella of races planned by the same host only the room host may change
>>587060264It's time to take my trainees clothes shopping
I went back to Unity for discounts but this shit is kinda useless for my loops. There's barely any SP compared to GL.
>>587062253Make sure you get something that shows off Pasa's figure.
>>587062254just loop Maya
>>587062393Neouni a cute
>>587062468what kind if fuckass forks are those
>>587062139i dont think they are going to bother with the same verification method as the danchou cup for the officer cup, if thats what you mean
If you're not with me then you're my enemy
>>587062584These fuckers
I'd fork neicha
umasumi
fork this*pssssshhhhh*
>>587062674Not the guy, but they should add a rule that penalizes the club if a non-officer joins a room.
I wish to lovingly make out with my umawife
>>587062830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kntvNJmpw1U
>>587062584The one you use to scratch your butt
pic rel it's liteally me. Which Uma is for me?
>>587063057Sun Visor
>>587063057
>>587063324BBC...???
>>587063324pasaspawn spotted, im all in
>>587063324Shonan Banrai let's gooooo
>>587063324ALL IN THE ROB ROY SPAWN
>Best distance - 2400 metersTHE DAHBY!
>>587063397Kill yourself
>>587063476Copa deez nutzFeiern Kranz
>>587063627UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kumiyabe mogs every other uma artist except the Dober guy desu
>>587063324all on on the BBC
I want Digitan to push me down and rape me until I pass out from pleasure
Have sex with umas.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>587063782>t.Azuma
is there a data on the looping point for the in-game songs?I want to loop アオハル杯 2nd Step forever
palmers palm in my palm
>>587064117Wifexina
What do you call it if I have Daitaku Helios as my trainee and like her I also fall in love with Daiichi Ruby and now I am torn between supporting Helios in her love for Ruby and approaching Ruby with the intent of romance on my own?
>>587064202
very many escape goats
>>587064207>two lolicons wanting the same uma
>>587064207A love triangle, except Ruby hates you both
>>587063476>Copa Republica Argentinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPec8z5vdY
>>587064472>copacopa
>>587063962>by killing an innocent ningen woman, Rice Shower started a wave of hatred towards umamusume x human relationships, making the trainer population to plummet, and trainer and umamusume relationships to decimateA true villain
>>587063324BBC kings WW@
>>587064207If you ask Ruby's trainer and point out how inadequate he is, he will instantly agree to switch!
>>587064646this is true. i have been looking for a suitable torena for ruby this whole time... Helios has many g1s, right? ..... perhaps, if it's you...
>>587064525Human, non-trainer, women deserve rights too.
>>587064993sexo with botho
>>587064993Umama is Neicha???
>>587065023She is going to rape that poor trainer
>>587065209kek
>>587064993the raped
why are Japanese freaking out about boob jiggles
Meow meow meow
alexa play uma samba
>>587065275Twitter is a cesspool and gives retards a platform and then other retards who don't agree with that retard makes it worse my spreading the retard's words so people start infighting when in real life no one actually gives a single fuck and the people bitching about anything are a minority.
>>587065406
>>587065275ask them
>>587065361
samba more like fuck
For the second day in a row I have gotten as many Medium (2*) sparks as I have Dirt (12*) sparks1 : )Time to wait another 23 hours for the next humiliation ritual
wahey
FUCKMAINICHI FUCKUMA UMA FUCKFUCK FUCKUMA FUCK
Why are Machan's tits so huge in her R support card art???
>>587065705Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>587065705sex, marry, love, cherishkillpump and dump
>>587065778its the pose. shes doing it so you never forget
>>587065778Because her tits are huge and extremely deliciosu
>>587065778They look almost as proportionally big as Creek's what the heck
that cafe anon is correctyou need to use carnival bonus to get that 100 carats
>>587063998Use your ears
>>587065705Need gyaru ZR
samba
>>587065924And yet Creek's are yummier and sexier. Size isnt everything!
>>587065002>women deserve rights too.AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno they don't
>>587059509according to australian. Penis
>>587065705>ugly bastard's onahole collection
>>587065671Suzucute would say this
>>587066016
>>587066037Bro Creek is 10 cm bigger than Machan you just proved size is everything
Good evening
>>587065275didn't they invent boob jiggles?
>>587066153
>>587066102WrongThat'd be true if the umas in question were the three versions of Gold City
>>587065778I thought you were baiting but that image isn't shoppedholy cow those tits are gigantic, what the fuck?
zuma bwos...
>>587066173Last generation didCurrent generations is full of prudes who hate sexuality. (((They))) won...
>>587066304
>>587066286R card art generally has much larger busts than other official art for some reason
>>587066102Why are you like this?
>>587066387The R card art is just their actual official main uniform art though
>>587066387not all of them, apparentlynerfed into the fucking ground, what's going on?
>>587066541Skin often doesn't cooperate at that age.
>>587066246Gyarus always exists for them.
Please... Get off /lgbt/...
>>587066413the same reason anons post Ganon Blacked NTR shit in Zelink threads on Saturday. sick, hatred of wholesomeness
>>587066654you posted that one yourself
I have never gotten a 3* uma from dailies
>>587066387MY WIFE WONPOST YOURS NOW!
>>587065275There's more and more female uma fans lately and they hate boob jiggles and male toreuma trauma trainer=toreuma
You did not need to screenshot that. You did not need to post said screenshot here on /uma/. I'm sure you also didn't want either of those. What do you get from doing those anyways?
>>587066661What?
>>587066781
>>587066781I do occasionally. More Umas than cards though, and rarely ever actual rate up when it's for Uma. Hope your luck gets better.
fuck fuck sex fuck woman fuck uma fuck umanko fuck sex sex
ZAMN she's biggg
>>587066925Ugly tomboy
>>587066960I have been saying this
>>587066153>>587066231Evening
>>587067007Teio looking uncharacteristically sexy here
>>587066873I have yet to see an actual women on twitter bitching about Uma. I have, however, seen an actually disgusting amount of Still in Love yumes. Why the fuck is there so many women who love Still in Love? What the fuck is going on in Japan? Gold Clan I get. Symbolis I get. STILL IN LOVE???
Daiwa Scarlet's in-game breast size should've been this big
>>587067017stupid faggot
>>587066815MAMA MIA THOSE ARE SOME TITS
>>587067007>fat>ugly>BPD
>>587067084menheras relate to her
>>587067084Still's your generic yandere. That's enough reason for women to like her.
>>587067017She's not ugly she's just plain.Also when the fuck did I get this alt, I thought I only had her summer one?
Your first lesson!
>>587067254Plain can be good. Both Logotype and Ines Fujin are plain cuties
>>587067084women just want someone that will die with them
>>587067254More umas should wear maid outfits.
>>587067254>JP version >>>/vg/umajp
>>587067129HAG BOOBS
d-danchou is right?!
>>587067269I now remember the poop shelf.
I forgot you can zoom in.
Guten Abend
>>587067402Now queue another one, slave
>marrying a NaziI will never.
>>587067474y-yes...
>>587067084
>>587067396>tranny hag
>>587067402good kitten
Did you know? The german word for "toilet" is not "poopenfarten"
>>587066815>>587067129>>587067396>these are highschoolers
>>587067587Yeah duh, that's dutch
>>587067565I mean "an option to turn it off" is different from "REMOVE IT FROM THE GAME ENTIRELY" and even then it's just someone's random musings. I don't see why this is such a big deal lmfao
>>587067587Falsch und homoerotisch
>>587067620Ugly high schoolers
>>587066873>uma """"fans""""" lately bull fucking shit, Uma always had female fans, it's just retards latching on Uma because it got popular
>>587067441Whats she doin here
I don't know anything about german women but I hope they're at least as attractive as Eishin Flash is
I still prefer the SSR version
>>587067658based flashposter
>>587067737I fucking wish man
>>587067650They don't want us to sexualize the umas since japanese learned about a mod used in global to make naked umas.
>>587067740Hory shet
>>587056190Yeah I bet they feel reeaally good haha
>>587067737>german women>attractivelolgermans are ugly in general
>>587064207Is Ruby yuri coded in her own career or does she show interest in the trainer?
>>587066697No I didn't...
>>587067740maybe the buono guy was on to something
I think I'm ready for CM>all chains finished>fast learner
>>587068205Witlet lmao
>ogurifag
>>587068205Fat fuck
borgar
>>587067723>because it got popularI'm pretty sure uma was more popular in 2021-2022 than it is today
>>587058554Horses don't have pubic hair irl, so all umas are canonically paipan.
>>587068205[REDACTED]. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
>>587067737bwo..........
>>587068314>Kentuckian
>>587068314her greed pleases me
Taiki has big boobs and is nice to (you). What's there not to like?
umamusumes are fuzzy
>>587068749Fake Southern woman
>>587068749Her grating voice
Guys I think I hate Europeans.
>>587068749she's not the best miler anymore
>>587067737They are as attractive as Flash VA
>>587068926Which ones the real europeans or the legal europeans?
>>587068749they fear the mightiest miler
>>587067084still in melty attracts the mentally ill
>>587069040GOD DAMN
>>587068981
>>587069040
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>587069264I think like this too much
>>587069264I missed you
>>587069264
if a trainee doesnt have a burger pocket im not interested
>>587067740holy boobers
stop sexualizing my daughters
My trainee has a pocket dimension
>>587069617
>>587069668MARVERLOUS
>>587069787Not sexy
>>587069617Your daughter calls me "daddy" too
>>587068332yes and no, otaku media in general became more popular in recent years
giant cowtits are obscene
>>587070034Fat umas are disgusting
are we frens
Bigger the better.
>>587062254Around 3500 SP or so. Maybe even more.
>>587070286>no ass
>>587068749I love her and her big american tits to death. So glad she spooked me when I used that free 3* uma ticket we got as an event reward awhile backalso when she fails a training and says >"ouch!"it cracks me up
>>587070178eeeh.. I'm only friends with one anon here and he goes to /vm/
>>587069264Yeah, I'm fucking the retarded
>>587070034this is actually the ideal amount of uma body fat!
>>587066541Zephyr isn't that big
>>587070441I thought we were more than that
>>587070667Don't be a lolicon
>>587070667I wish there was more porn of you Furawa... In times of need...
we should start killing people that mildly annoy us, I think.
>>587070809Nakayama is a... girl?
>>587070809festa would aay this after losing in jong
>>587070694if only... I try to game with this mfer every day and all he does is dodge my advancements
>>587070809Would Fest accept dating me if I win a bet against her?
me on the left
>>587070878what else would she be?>>587070897completely understandable reaction. I would too!
ningen women are the worst
copa copa
>Ahh... I want to take a bath with my trainer and wash his body! I want to jerk him off when he wakes up with morning wood.>I want to act like a bitch in heat and lure him into mating! I'm getting so worked up, so worked up! >Please don't come near me with your guard down.. Yabee... You smell so good my body goes into heat on its own..!
>>587070441mambwo nyo.... i thought we were friends....
>>587070761There's always AI chatbot
>go to cook in outside kitchen>come back with 5 mosquito bitesI HATE THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>going outsideYou deserve it lard ass.
>>587071134god bless this guy for doing this series of images
>going outside makes someone fatwhat seamonkey logic is this
Hello friends!!!
>>587071134The best so far
>>587071395Hello friendo
>>587058637bright o bright o umanko tight o
We are not friends.
>>587071385You're talking about the part of the world with the second lowest iq, don' t even try to rationalize it
>>587071046if she then losers on the coinflip afterwards, then yeah, probably. wishful thinking... >>587071134not gonna care about this artist until they make one of these panels with uokka's christmas alt.
>>587070809>off-model
>>587071515WWWHYYYYYYYBE MY FRIENDI WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND
>>587071385teiobro only goes outside for mcdrive so it makes sense
>>587071012Those little hearts really sell it for me.
>>587071556In my mind Nakayama is just a deadpan sfw Yumeko
wei wei wahey
>>587071672the guy said he went outside to cook though?also wtf is an outside kitchen anyway, why do you have an outside kitchen
>>587071515rude. you didn't forget me, nonny?
>>587071515Maachi...
>>587071453
/ourgirl/
Do friends kiss with tongue often?
>>587071903Depends. Are we friends?
>>587071903Tongue is reserved for family.
>>587070441Danchou...
>>587071903>>587071967Kisses are for gays
>>587071843>she fucks rich, pretty boys
>meeting Helios loitering at the train station after work and taking her to a nice family restaurant for a meal as she talks about buying a nice new handbag with the money I'm giving her
>>587072075I sell groceries at the farmers market and she gives me a blowie every sunday and anal on fridays. For a discount she lets me pump her womb. Nice girl
>>587071395Hello fren!>>587071515YOU ARE MY FRIENDAAAAAAAAAANO HI NO YUMEIMA DEMO MADA WASURETENAIN DESHOU
>>587071515We are friends tho
>>587072249mambwo...
>>587072249How is that even possible...
>>587070037
>>587072249zased.... so fucking zased..
>>587072187>t.middle-age man
>>587072249mambros our rank...
Are all the girls from Tomakomai built like THAT?
Need Cesario nonny to go out on dates with
get in the car, traina
>>587070037moo
>>587072485country grown veggies
>>587072485You'll have to move in to find out!
another wife joins the crew
Today is the day Narita Top Road left for greener pastures, winner of the 1999 Kikuka Sho, 3rd place on the Satsuki Sho behind T.M Opera O and 2nd place on the Japanese Derby behind Admire Vega and multiple G2 wins>Hanshin Daishoten (2001)>Kyoto Kinen (2002)>Hanshin Daishoten (2002) against Jungle Pocket>Kyoto Daishoten (2002) against Tap Dance CityTragically today is the same day the 1999 Kikuka Sho happened, the phrase used in his legends poster was>One goal, the path to the top.
>>587072249based mambwo
coffee weeei
>>587072521Didn't you get one yesterday already
>>587072717
>>587072521fuck off and kill yourself already
>>587072661>lolislop
>>587068986A simple search of "why Espoir City hates Smart Falcon" led me to Yutaka Take, his fallout in 2007 with Admire crown-name owner, Riichi Kondo, after he publicly shit on Take, Takes slump in 2010s, how Yoshio Matsumoto helped him to solder through it by giving him Meisho rides, and eventual return to glory on top of Smart Falcon and many others, and about dying wish of Riichi Kondo to give Yutake Take debut ride on Admire Virgo after he passed away from cancerKeiba lore goes fucking hard. Him riding Tabaru comes in new light now. And now I also get why they call Smalcon Dirt Suzuka.Good webm. Rickey frame always kills me.
>>587072324blew his entire stash umarolling before quitting
/uma/ avatarfags ruined these 5 unreleased umas for me
>>587072686>gay colors for the jockey
>>587072852the cut to rickey has the same energy as that old keiba clip of daiwa having a melty as the camera cuts to vodka just chilling
>>587072929>all * and *mama
>>587072929They're so ugly
>>587072929Sounds more like you're a schizo or a manchild if shitposting has that much of a power on your emotions
>>587072929You are V trying to his hardest to stay relevant
>>587073067How much power would it take for a hammer to fracture your skull
>>587073093
filters are amazing
Now that catbox is back I can make soundpost again
>>587056972Shut up Tyler
>>587073063even ohamile?
GIVE ME MY STAR PIECES DUMB WEDDING WHORE
>>587073360Need to nibble the shit out of those flappers
>>587072929Where's Chiyono?
>>587072929and worse of allthey had no reason to do it
>>587072249Mambwo...
>>587073458chiyobro is cool in my book
>>587072725No harm in having more dates nonny
>>587072929Who the fuck avatarfags with Algeria
>>587073646i thought that one was called minecraft or something?
i want to fuck ohamile
>>587073601yay
need bouquet nonny
women get upset when other people wear the same clothing they do"men" on 4chan get upset when other people post the same horses they do
>>587073601i heard chiyobro has a 7-plat. i heard chiyobro is ripped.
>>587073825Don't fuck the coal burner
>>587073458unreleased dummy learn 2 read
>>587073951spoiler: those schizos aren't men or women
orang
/uma/ and /vm/a fucking suck today
>>587073983Kys trannyfag
>>587073313ok
>>587074029aliens.....
>>587073970What about bald Chiyo anon
>>587074029AUTOBOTS?!?
>>587073625 Don't just tease me by saying stuff like this and then never responding again
>>587074061Middle-right orenji looks weird
>>587073983Our resident nigga shouldn't die a virgin bro he's only got a week to live before they engage in their culture which is killing other niggas
/Uma/ made me like these Umas, they are good posters.
>>587073530seeing her racing outfit always awakens a deep forgotten hatred inside me
>>587072929notice how it's all mares minus one?
>>587074198>thirdie natie>agp ardan
>>587074198You would be serverly disappointed if only you knew
>>587074145THIS NIGGA TRYNA GET EBUSSY AND HIDE IT IN SPOILERS
>>587074171 based culture
>>587074198I wish I were Mejiro Ardan
>>587074302>>587072929
why are you guys so obsessed with trannies?
>>587074409the gelding that wants to be a mare...
>>587072929staygold would be here but it's already a shitty uma so it couldn't be ruined by a tranny
>>587074409why this photo has serial killer energy
umas are sexy umas are fuck
>>587074409dysgenic knees, deformed even
>>587074198>Cafe
>>587074626Typical stinky Euro
I think this is the most beautiful thing I've seen this year
>>587074713you should go out more man
>>587074713and i need this so bad
>>587074409How does one achieve this build
>>587074837drink formula as a kid
When are we getting good songs on the music player?
>>587074949When you turn on the sound on your device
>>587059290do you feel in charge?
>>587074837barely eat and dont do any physical activity growing up
>>587074603No retards
>>587074837noknees
>>587074837tie a rope around your neck and swing from the ceiling
>>587075045Calstone is actually really smart, you see. Calstone took an IQ test and scored a big 85. Out of 100 points, surely. That's more than passing. Smart, even!
>>587074603Yes retards!
>>587075209that sounds like an ab exercise
Sunday Racing=Real MadridSilk Racing=Barça
>>587075247What is sex with retards like?
fags who call umas by their wrong name
>>587072929I'm glad it were the most boring future umas and I didn't get their appeal
>>587075369tard strength applies to umanko grip.
>>587072249that fan? me
>>587075229She needs to be deported to Africa
>>587075369very fast and straight to the point
>>587075103I get it now nonny = noknee
mejiro burritomejiro doughbermejiro ramen
>>587075368Both are Yoshida neigha, silk racing just slightly less so
>>587075481To race against the fastest land animals? Good idea
>>587075557thank you I was afraid nobody was going to get it
>>587075642>horse named Pronghorn existed
lightomanko
I snacked
>>587075616Wait, Silk Racing, Sunday Racing and Shadai are all owned by people of the same family?
>>587075417>esl babble
if you post Kita I just assume you want to be raped
>>587076070why
>>587076070nooooo nyooooo anything but that...
>>587076070This is just false
>>587076206YWNBAW
>>587076189she just gives off that vibe
IWNBAYABE
>>587076417Ayabe?
>gayabe
>>587072852Espo doesn't hate Falco, Espo doesn't hate anyone. She's just incredibly abrasive, and to be quite honest Falco starts it 99% of the time.
cant wait for kei-chan to drop
sexpoir slutty
>>587076598wtf
espoir cheeks
>>587076314rape is bad
>>587074061i am in this image
>>587031523I hope this anon is okay :( still thinkin' about him
>>587076842>ugly bastards' cumdumpster
>>587076942im not for change
>>587076954Who the fuck blogposts going to the er in /uma/ of all places
>>587076975finally someone for me
I bet I could rape a kitaposter
>>587077030idk man if you think there's a chance you're about to die are you really thinking straight?
nom
>>587076954that's the anon that was raped by vmama
>>587077082If I'm about to die this is the last place I'm thinking of
>>587077085Freaky dog
>>587076954he either died playing umamusume or lived to play more umamusume seems ok
>>587077147>some anon might be fucking dead>how do I make this about a thread celebrityI just want you to know, specifically you, are the worst poster in the threadworse than any brown blanked charbroiled indian ESL, you specifically, are the worst poster in all of /uma/
i can almost smell mcqueen
MARVELOUS
>>587076942So am I... Orenjibro...
>>587076018Katsumi Yoshida is the president of Sunday Racing (also director of Northern farm and CEO of Shadai Stalllion station)Shadai Farm/Shadai Thoroughbred Club - Representative is Tetsuya YoshidaG1 Racing/G1 Thoroughbred club - Representative is Haruya YoshidaCarrot Farm/Carrot Club - Representative is Machiko Kuroda (Katsumi yoshida’s daughter)Silk Racing/Silk Horse Club - Current company representative Masashi Yonemoto, the club representative is his wife Akiko Yonemoto (Katsumi's Daughter)There is more but there is a reason why some call them "Shadai mafia"
good LORD the thread is deadthis is probably how it's gonna be all november huh?
>>587077441woah...
>>587076954teiobro ate too much tinfoil...
>>587077690I hope it stays this way forever
>>587077690>last CM>it's a fucking dirt>everyone is loooooooopingit's just gooners and schizos until CM nears.
>>587077438Shiwu...
>>587077441soon...
>>587077690It's No Nut November.
>>587077673>some call them "Shadai mafia"I can see that, the biggest horse owners are all related to the same family
>>587077421>
>>587077883this might be the first time ive EVER seen this song post with an actual feminine uma singing, this is rather nice
>>587077883>cuckquean
>>587076954>4ya killed him
umasugi on my face
did you know? irish umas are perfect wife material!
>>587078170fine motion does seem like shed be a pretty good wife, yeah
>>587078282SEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>587078170i never cared about fine motion until she spooked me. the first time i ran her career and saw her in bloomers i jacked off to completion right there.
inari or festival inari for the CM?I'm running all endchuds im convinced front players are cuckolds
Tachy
>>587078403REMINDERfront = gaybottompace = chaserssurger = straight switchclosers = virgins
>>587078094>fat uma>feminine Wrong
>>587078015It's like that because Yoshida's were the ones to own both Northern Taste (Leading Sire in Japan 1982, 1983, 1985–1992) and Sunday Silence (Leading Sire in Japan 1995–2007), with the money and influence that brings they did a lot of moves over the years (buying failed clubs and farms) and now basically everyone works with them, be it the owners, breeders or whoever else
>>587078449updoot!
>>587078487sorry anon I like fat chicksthe thought of marrying a beautiful women and watching her body soften up from her happy easy lifestyle I provide to her... gonna go do a depressed fap now
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
this festival event is so garbage but at least it's the only place to waste the RP jelly
>>587078617we love big girls here
>>587078403OG inari has no encroaching but a valid unique. both golds being valid, one being slightly inefficient.prostitute inari has one valid gold (encroaching) and no unique.
>>587078805these edits always make them look shortlike its less fat fetish and more dwarf fetish
>>587078170>irish umas
PLEASE marry her
>>587078635>>587078805>>>/r/eddit
now isn't that silly
the raped ^
what did (You) use these on?
>>587077441Completely forgot it's Sunday even though I was just in the weekly Black Clover bread
>>5870790921 for lb0 sillyus who i used in a cm win and the other for 3lb creek who has been useless
>>587078908my working theory is most people who look fat are shorter, so the ai that shat this out for our shitposting use translated that bias to the image
Heavyset girls are a good investment. Find one with a good personality and whip them into shape.
>>587079171It's Saturday THO
>>587078960>i*ishShe'd be a good slave.
>>587079171bro it's saturday still
>>587078617>the thought of marrying a beautiful women and watching her body soften up from her happy easy lifestyle I provide to her...its kind of sad this was heavily joked about 20~ years ago as one of the worst parts about marriage and now it's become a fetish since everyone is so alone now
>>587071063wtf taiki musuko is literally me
>>587079092Creek and Maruzen
>>5870790921.5 is waiting for 2.0 so I can lb3 maru
>>587079234Weight loss drugs are a thing.
>>587077690all the curren dramaposters got banned
>>587079265orenj wife, happy life
>>587079407Make a New Drama (please)
>>587078908they're the same height unedited, they just look shorter because they're wider
>>587078635The "older women" (You)'re talking about are at least 10 years younger than (You)
>>587079407I'm still here >>587077690It's holiday season soon. You have loved ones to spend those days with right??
>>587077690I have been lurking more and posting less
>>587077690GM will revive /uma/ trust
>>587079407My 3 day expired a few hours ago
>>587078617I had a chubby gf once and it was the best thing in the world, going out to restaurants was never an issue she would eat anything and be happy, cuddling on stormy cold days while watching a movie or just talking
>>587078960>marry herNo. She will get drunk and hit me.
being obese is not right
>>587079883oh so thats why the thread was so good today
>almost 2028>being fatif you're not shooting up all kinds of peptides, steroids/PEDs, and other hormones already then you're ngmi.
just stop eating lol?
>>587079898tirzepatide
You are not right you fucking faggot, you're just left, left from this fucking world once i meet you
>>587079673Bro don't doxx me I'm even older than Wonder Acute
>>587077690I have been posting in /vm/a more lately there are too many schizos here
>>587075417>rice showertalk about boring umas
>>587080408Unironically this thread and the previous threads have been better than /v/ma's because of their consistent melty over Helios' translation.
Anons which one should I use as third speed card? I always use tosho or borrow, but I want to borrow wit tosho for next CM so I am not sure, I can max any of them since I got gold crystals but I am not sure which one is better after tosho sr
>>587080507Wrong. Melties about Helios translation are still related to the game and the franchise. This thread only talks about avatarfags and trannies
>>587080507based? y/n
>>587080587The game sucks tho
>>587080507/uma/ likes Helios more than they hate trannylators which is good
>>587080710Time to move to a different general gwo
>>587080563windy or burn a gold crystal to uncap el
>>587080563pasa speed sr is the best stat output card there at mlb
I don't play the gameI just come here to fap to umas and shitpostAnd you can't do shit about it
>>587080780Why? The thread personalities here are fun to talk about
>>587080563do you care about skills or you just want a stat-stick? do you have welfare shakur?
>>587080867what personality? they are bog standard with no deviation in post quality
>>587080867Unironically why not shitpost on twitter then
>>587080796>>587080846ty>>587080938I do, but I also don't want her event chain to meddle with other SSR ones since it's useless
Capped speed before Senior Year I need to lock in
676767
>>587081041I just realized I had like 5 copies of each SR in storage from pulling cards lmao
>>587081037X is filled with bots
remember just ignore if you dont care about the jp postingif he gets any replies just assume hes samefagging for attention
>>587081297But I really wanted to tell him that posting jp screenshots no one cares to see is super cool though....
next thread I'm going to post about how much i want to fuck umamusumes
>>587081279there's no functional difference between a bot and the average troll on ecks dot com though?
i took one sip of coffee and had to shit immediately. fuck you manhattan cafe, im switching to tea
>>587081693were you saving it for a special occasion or something
>>587081693NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587077673but do you know the lore about Hishi Partners LLC?
>>587081693
>>587081693lapsang is pretty good...
>>587081353
it's called SPEAKI
>>587081964>>587081964>>587081964
>>587081693git gud
>>587056190Y-Y-Yeah, being barefoot is great! You should be barefoot as much as you can! That'd be awesome! Eheheheheh~
