Previous: >>587056190New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
catbox is finally up again
>>587081964gooning to sweepy to celebrate our CM win
>>587081780All I know is that they have a youtube channel
>>587081964UOOOOOOHHHH JUVENILE FILLIES!!!
>>587081964Your posts? Your thread? Yeah, they suck. This shit is nothing to me, man.
Coffee is terribleAnyone that drinks it unironically is a pretentious twat
Does anyone else hold their shit until borrows refresh?
EN Helios is actually poggers and you're just mad you didn't get a direct translation made with Claude
136556418310 is this uma good
>>587082301Im a spiritual fat fuck so I drink and eat almost everything
Energy drinks are better than coffee
i want to fuck umamusumes so much
>>587082424>t. Teiofag
>set up an auto run>Go play modded broodwar>Get raped>set up another auto run
>>587082109okay...
>>587082427cafè would never say this.
>>587082427True
>>587082441
>>587082427I'm a caffeine addict and never touch energy drinks they are awful.
>>587082579She would if she tried GHOST® ENERGY
>>587082696but that's not an oomahmoosumeh?
>>587081965but they don't even speak
what makes wit mcqueen so good?
cm22 status?
>>587082832skills and stat output. its a full midrace kit in one card.
>>587082768ImagineumasinIS stories
>>587082832literally everything lol
>>587081964sex
>>587082847going pretty chill, managed to make 1 parent, quite struggling make a perfect second but already made a good one
>>587082832nice numbers.nice skills.she's a brat doe.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>587083137>60 mood effectIsn't that insane even with 5 TE?
Mambo
>>587082952I'm gonna be honest with you and say that I have no idea what you're talking about as I haven't even gotten past chapter 3
hihad a productive gaming day, minimal rot today
>>587083313i forget the exact conversion but i think it equates to like 10% TE?source? my cheeks.
>>587082832>What makes pace specialist wit card good?uhh you roll for the card and then can use it all your pace chasers to great effect
no chasing november, stay strong.
>50 carats>60 caratsToday is gonna be a good day
>>587083512>productive gaming day
>>587083694mhm, as opposed to doing literally nothing!
>>587083694Productive meaning not playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Explains the low fancount.
>>587083832HEY I'm GRINDING now, check out the recent gains sis~
>>587083431That pic is basically Amiya if the Docktor never woke up and turns evil without your guidanceSo imagine evil umas using their powers and speed for evil deedsUma bank robbery heist when?
>>587082021Cool soundpost
>>587082832Everything but the fact that it makes mcqueen the trainee unusable for a long time
>>587084103Take the front mack pill
>>587083137I can see that Laser-Focused is better than Beast ModeCan I say the same about Unstoppable vs. Send It Flying?
>>587083801>doing literally nothingMe right now
>>587084103as if anyone used mcqueen bro
>>587084103no one is using that fat fuck
>>587083313mood effect is a meme statbut she has much higher prio than anything else so you're going to hit the nutty very often
If you don't drink your kale juice, you can't have any cupcake!How can you have any cupcake if you don't drink your kale juice?
>>587084103>check cuckqueen's evos, maybe cygames gave her some love>it's all shit, both alts too
>>587084716>talking smack about the tummy queen
Me and my torena
any friends?
>>587084803This is umazing
>>587084803i look like this (left).
>>587084803>Gold City got NTR'D by King Halo
I swear the career is hard-coded to make mood downs more likely right before required races.
>>587083978This is the only new sexy Front Runner we will get in years
>>587084803>trainer neglects her>cheats on him>finds true happinessFirst rate love story
manhattan cafe is so cool she banishes skin walkers and isn't afraid of anything
>>587084894What for?
>>587084716summer my queen is okay, more speed and easier to hit high ult thresholds without creek
>>587085142l-lewd...
>>587085042Sex with both so we can create a happy family
>>587085142>bestiality
>>587085042you don't hate localizers enough
He replied to himself
>>587085142Flash is a good boy
sex with whores
>>587085241I don't get it
>>587085142that's a stallion
He always does.
>>587084970YWNBAU
>>587082847good enough
I want to FUCK my traineei want to HAVE SEX with her
golden gw usable for pace? im thinking ancestor+mihomo is a good banner to pull then i save for pasa speed
>>587085315More respect, you were born thanks to that
>>587084284>Laser-Focused is better than Beast ModeNot really since laser focused is random while beast mode is instant. But pace as a whole suffers from the mechanics of the game being against them in long. Without a front or a runaway it's easy for backliners to catch up to them and with a front they can't catch up to fronts and activate beast modeThere's a reason pace only became meta in long this year in JP
>>587085398
>>587085346The Japanese word for joke is "joudan" (じょうだん) so she is making a pun with her own name in the Japanese dialogue, which is completely missing in global.
>>587082847still making gps
>>587085370Nakayama is so shocked...And Sirius is so proud...I love everything about this!
>>587084803Can you change King Halo to Teio
>>587084803AscellaTorena looks like THAT?
>>587082847still refreshing for a decent nishino parent on the db (nobody has made any)
pace on my face
>>587085459>MLBing bourbon wit just for solid prep to edge out lucky pacei think you're overcooking, anon.
>>587085197dunno. just checking I guess
>>587085459It's usable but bobo's not dropping a bunch of carats for if you're committed to pacesJust hold for McQueen Wit
Ohalong!
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>587085725surely there are loads of mile-focused nishino lines. surely.
Which brown uma would be willing to give me the N word pass
Gold Ship bending down in tight jeans, and they slide right down and expose a huge amount of her buttcrack; she's practically mooning you with half of her fatty, very slightly pimply, buttcheeks hanging out! But despite the embarrassment she thinks it's funny and uses it as humor and points it out to you!Gold Ship: Oh noooo, Anon, look at my pants. My buttcrack is showing. *Wiggles butt* *Giggles* Well, more like half my darn butt.Me: HA! HA! Th-That's funny! I guess you need to break them in! *Pretends to play with phone but takes a pic of her fat pale buttcheeks* Eheheheheh...I-I-I need to use the bathroom real quick.
>>587085684I didn't slop it so no
>>587085929Kris of course
>>587085517I see. Thanks for the explanation!
>>587085905One of the characters.
>17 years awooga
>>58708356060% ME ~ 10% TE
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/3nmnNx>https://jiggie.fun/3nmnNxhttps://jiggie.fun/3nmnNx>https://jiggie.fun/3nmnNxhttps://jiggie.fun/3nmnNx
>>587085987Really? I didn't know she was chill like that. Whenever I see her I feel like I'm a few words from being stomped into the ground so I just figured I should steer clear..
>>587086170Ugly hag
>>587086170That picture clearly says 24y...
>>587086170at least that many children
I am frozen inside and outside. Only the miraclous warmth of a straight umawife's umanko can thaw my heart. Please tell me at least one of these characters prefers men (unlike helios), wants to hold hands with a man (unlike helios), wants to kiss a man (unlike helios), wants to marry a man (unlike helios), wants to have sex with a man (unlike helios), and wants to have kids with a man (unlike helios).
Sometimes a Teiobwo gets carried awayWhen he feels like he should be having his funBut too much blind to see the damage he's doneYeah, sometimes a Teiobwo must awake to find that reallyHe has no one
Fuck you
>>587086509dirt B is enough.
>>587086170>>587086358broodmares ToT
>>587086419>Sometimes a Teiobwo gets carried awayI'm ordering a large pizza for myself, so what?
>587086414
>>587086608If I had mile S, sure. I'm not running a horse with less than 25m/s last spurt speed.
>>587086414it's 2026 bwo, all women are bicurious at a minimum.
>>587086419
>>587086625how...large
*An Uma whose feet you've never seen comes to the track on her off-day wearing flip-flops showing her cute pale rarely-seen feet that are perfectly pedicured with cute purple toenail polish**Get a lump in your pants and have to waddle to the bathroom*
>>587086640>lolislop>>>/b/
>>587086625I can eat a large pizza by myself, no problem, whats the fuss about it?>t. 80kg
Chiyo's mom has got it going onShe's all I wantI've waited for so longChiyo can't you seeYou're just not the uma for meI know it might be wrongBut I'm in love With Chiyo's mom
uma feet would be absolutely fucking horrendous looking. they would be a grotesque combination of dancer's and runner's feet. they would be unlickable, unsuckable. you wouldn't even want to nut on them.
@BourbonGPT Suzuka vs Taiki speed as a borrow don't explain anything just give me the answer
Is it really so weird to want to see characters you like avoid the childless yuri lifestyle filled with septum piercings, trashy tattoos, and manhating political activism (aka being a typical Iesbo)?
>>587087087>cows like her for some reason
>>587087086blehhh dont wanna.
>>587087087i look like this
>>587087216>>>/lgbt/
>>587087056Actually their physical activity stinky Uma girlfeets are actually super cute and pale and perfectly-shaped and each Uma has her own toenail polish color that perfectly matches her and all stinky smelly Uma girlfeets smell like cheese and vinegar which is cute and a good thing!
>>587087086taiki
>>587087056Shut up familiar
>587087160what is blud waffling on about
@BourbonGPT have sex with me after we win the triple crown
>>587086640Helios's trainer btw
I'm so close I can taste the schnitzel
which uma could you rape
>>587087294Malfoid but bad
>>587087056In our world yes. And their tails would have ugly creepy-looking cores of flesh and bone and would not be prehensile all the way to the end, but... they do not live in our world.
>>587087386radda radda
>>587087391They're all strong so only the dumbest one
>>587087432The only thing they have in common is the magic stuff the fuck you talking about
>>587087386Keep her on 1 or 2 stars then gamble on the daily stars as you go for other horsewife
>>587087391Probably dober cause she daydreams about it
>>587087512sweepoid
>>587087391
why is going out shopping for groceries so relaxing?
curren chan putting me in a chastity cage and letting me watch.
>>587087642that's a weird-looking espoir city
>>587087626I just got the clap from this image
Sweet kosher
>>587087294feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets ;_; stinky smelly warm soft moist Uma soles resting gently on my face.....................
>>587087901
Umas who suffer from mad cow disease?
>>587088135Grass Wonder
pictures you can smell
Good night friends!!
>>587088135Chiyono
Should I tribute the sleepwear Tama figure
>>587088304athletes foot and foot powder?
>>587088415Yes, twice
>restart 10 runs in a row>get 1 glue tier uma>whatever let's try [meta uma]>get 1 finals A tier uma in 2 attemptsaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>587088328I hope you don't wake up!
>2 G1 broked and 5th>shitty concert RNG>6 failed trainings (all under 4% and one in summer)FUUUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RUN, I ENDED UP WITH SHITTY STATSBut i got a 3* wit lmao i have 3 og oguri 3*wit and now one xoguri 3*wit
>>587088328
>>587088304reminds me the doujin with tore x oguri x tamagood shit
better or worse than cm17?
imagine posting SHITguri CRAP like anyone cares
I know this has probably been asked to death but can someone spoonfeed me if any of the playable umamusume has been confirmed to be heterosexual?
>>587089095fuck off danchou
>>587089046but she's cute...
One more Chiyo image to filter.
oh god I'm so fucking face-meltingly hornyI hate itAll these fucking stinky smelly Uma girlfeets are sending meTo the bathroomto fap
It's still No Nut November. Stay strong, men.
>>587086640I don't like this image, trainer should be at least 2 heads taller than Ruby
>>587087626that's not how her hair is supposed to look like
>>587089362Never not nut november
>>587089387>implying he didn't kneel down
umadol
Guys my trainee is taller than me...
>>587089552buonotore...
>>587089483>nutting to ugly umas
>>587089552Im 1cm taller than my trainee
>>587089095yes, they have>which oneI'm not telling YOU
>>587089552Nishinotore...
I'm 25cm taller than my trainee...
Lemme just borrow your umas for the day ok?
A lot of anti-loc people don't want to hear this, but stock phrases like onegai-shimasu and yoroshiku are so ubiquitous in Japanese that any translation HAS to go past the words to the specific intent behind them in that specific moment. They simply must vary.
They're sending me back to class 5.
fusu
>>587089893Sure, feel free.
>>587089981its not that hard bwo
...
If you aren't at least 188 cm you're basically a gnome and aren't real.
haha
I wonder if they will ship K.S. Miracle with her coma event globalbabs will love wasting turns pressing rest until she wakes up
holy
>>587089362*A bunch of Umas walk imnto my room with smug expressions wearing flip-flops*Me: Ummmmm... Eheheheheh... U-Um, hi, g-girls! E-Everything alright...? {Must...not...fap!)
Kill everyone
>>587090073what are you fucking staring at
>>587090167mutation ready gp
>>587090139>i-is she dead>dammit it she isn't haha *cries in disappointment
I fixed it.
>>587089893
>>587090302no one mutates to front
It's impossible to get good 2* blue + winter runner + left-handed + some other relevant whitesI don't even care about the pink spark any more and it's still a pipe dream
>>587090279>posting the fraudNeck yourself.
>>587090395hello
>>587090395urrr mackie and......
>>587081964
>>587090479but why?
>>587090307now i get why they went for the zoomer brainrot translation cause that shiiiit is ahh
this is probably the worst thread in the catalog right now
>>587090307This is dishonest and you know it. Here's one that actually properly preserves the tone and slang.
>>587036482 have you made it yet?
>>587090713>right now
>>587090713This is the worst uma in the thread right now.
wait does she not have a casual outfit yet?I'm confused
>>587090713And yet it's alive and well and even you're posting hereProof this is the best thread retard
>>587090512die>>587090513b to a is not a mutation
bf like this?
I've missed my dacchis...
Okay Teiobros, how do I get on medication that suppresses appetite? I don't actually have diabetes, I'm only skinny fat, and I don't feel like a doctor will be like "Okay cool you just want to lose like 20 lbs take these diabetes medication bro."Also I don't want to inject myself with a syringe. I would much rather take pills.
>>587090713>the clanker namedropped us as wellit's over....
>>587090996please tell me this is a woman
Gweetings
>>587091117xivsters don't show this to ANYONE
>>587091117>top 5>lists 8, plus an etc. tag
>>587090927I'm never going to understand how anyone could think this outfit looks good. those shoes don't match at ALL with the rest of the outfit
>>587091123sure. if you believe *mama is a woman
>>587090713the good posters are in the secret /v/ thread
>>587091419Midget
>>587091284you can wear whatever shoes you want sis
>>587090945I once knew this polish transh boy or girl idk who shilled me pseudoephedrine as an apetite suppressant, never tried I used willpower, but apparently it worked since they were thin
>>587091419>90>90 cm tall
>>587090945Have a doctor acquaintance prescribe it to you.Have an acquaintance get you in touch with a doctor willing to prescribe it to you.Get a diabetic you know to share you the stashRob a pharmacyAbuse nicotine and/or speed like boomers used to before they got boring
>>587090250
waheyhi
why is thread so slow?i know it saturday but there's no way u guys are going out to party, right?
>>587091797/uma/cord watch party is today
>>587091123https://x.com/Lynnexic
>>587091539If I was a wöman I wouldn't be caught dead wearing some shit like that.
>>587091383>open /v/ thread>get assaulted by narita top road images
Okay Teiobros, how do I get an adderall prescription? What do I have to say or do to get legal meth?
>>587091797Out with the bf actually. But blame the death month, no GM/Ramonu announcement, we can't even have a countdown or hype or gaslight.
Is this true guys???
>>587091419You could get her in a shadowed corner in that aquarium and kiss her...
>>587091797Helios killed the general with her zoomer slangs
>>587092006yes
>>587092006Wow no that's pretty accurate
>>587090945it's easier to just stop eating slop
>>587092006neicha fans are chill so maybe
>>587092006Stop using AI
>>587092006Is that Gemini? I would trust Claude much more.
>>587090945I just live off coke zero every time I feel hungry. It's 0 calories, and if I really want to eat I eat canned tuna (in water) or boil a chicken breast without the skin. Overnight oats works wonders as well.
>>587092254>canned tuna (in water) or boil a chicken breastWith what?
>>587092006yeah the cock-sucking chiyobro definitely has the best repvtation
>>587091797i was busy getting borrowraped
>>587092310Lava obviously, what else would you use to boil something
so wait why are people having a melty over helios' localization? isnt it like... fine? shes supposed to be kind of grating and retarded but you end up liking her because of her overflowing positivity.
>>587092006I agree with it
>>587092006>Kita fans are seen as hostile literally all me wtf
>>587092006umagrok analyze the posting habits of the orenji cabal
Tosho and Nishino.... they need correction
>>587092310Water? Just add a onions sauce if it has no taste or boil some broccolis along it
>>587086625 (me)Turns out I was famished because I completely forgot to eat lunch, it was just sitting there inside the microwave the entire day
>>587092372yeah, it's pretty Fine.
>>587092492>>587092369No I meant what do you eat it with.You just don't stuff yourself with just tuna and chicken by itself right?
>>587092527Ugly uma
>>587092517so you ate your lunch and saved the pizza for tomorrowright?
>>587092517if you tell me the time when you're supposed to eat lunch i'll remind you ITT since you're here all day anyway
Hishi Miracle reunionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ttNbHiyQWE
>>587092372>isnt it like... fine?gyaru erasure and forced memes that feel out of place with her personality isn't really finebut I also don't care much so whatever, it's not like the complainers are going to make them change the TL
>>587092492You can eat it with bread or rice but that defeats the purpose, so, nyopeTofu works as a great alternative tho
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5>https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5>https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5
>>587092719is there any way to translate her to be "authentic gyaru" for people who arent japanese though? genuine question
>>587090469>It's impossible to get good 2* blue + winter runner + left-handed + some other relevant whiteson a parent? yeah, no fucking shit. 2* stam/power odds are .2. Combined with Winter Runner + left-handed that's 0.008, or 0.8% odds. You have a 99.2% chance of NOT gettinga >2* power or stam>Winter Runner>Left-Handedper careerManage your expectations, anon
>>587092770Meant to reply to >>587092586 But in the end just watch your calories
you guys are subhuman
>>587092712>cuckold No thanks
>>587092372it's mostly twitter niggers who think gyaru culture was actually real and not something made up by manga artist, which is pretty much just gyaru = whore who talks weird, it's the same as saying jiraikei or tenshi kawaii are subcultures and not just fashion trends
>>587090469>he fell for the rickey account brickey
>>587092372notice how when she released everyone was chill about it until the browns have awoken?That's the difference between our 30+ year old white uncs posting and the 20+ year old brownoids
>>587085725>>587085910I have one but its kinda mid
>>587092909
>>587092634I don't like cold or reheated pizza so I'm doing it the other way around
>>587091117>avatarfagging>constant personal drama between regulars>ERP spillover>schizo nameposting>this is why /xivg/ sucksthese criteria feel a lot more familiar than they should on /uma/...........are we in danger of becoming the new /xivg/?I've never been there, just heard stories
>>587093116>fat porn
>>587085597That is so fucking minimal
please do not let claude design your horse girl spreadsheet autism website, thanks
I'm guessing encroaching shadow by itself isn't good enough to use festival inari over og inari
>>587093329looks fine to mesorry a change in format is triggering your autism
>>587085597Ok make a better more accurate translation and funnier translation right here right nowCome on, it's easy right? You can do it for sureI'll even let you add translation notes.
>>587093329what's wrong with this?
>>587093417not my job fag
>>587093364festival inari unique isn't as good on that track from what i've heard
>>587091284you're retarded the fact that the shoes are big is the point
reminder that gyaru is what goths are to the US, aka only used for porn
>>587092451I only post one of them (not a single fuku or taiki image in my folder), am I still part of the orenji cabal?
>>587092875I'm willing to take any 2* blue that isn't guts honestly, and I have winter runner and left-handed on the lineage>>587092948Quite the opposite, it's so I don't immediately lose to brickey
>>587093595Kill HeliosKill localizers
>>587093482didn't know that, thanks
>>587093472Of courseExcusesNo actionsTypical NPC, all whine, no bite
I read Stego was part of Spe's Legend race, and she was! Even ended up beating out El who was also here.
>>587093883Got his arse
>>587093815It's not that I'm unsympathetic, I'm trying to mutate Suzuka, so I need a dirt/mile Seiun Sky parent. Making one fucking sucks. The odds are definitely not in my favor.
>>587093531they are all friends, so yes suzieposting is orenjigang posting
>>587092006I like chiyofag so that's 100% true
>>587093595you just know the first dude felt really smart after putting Helios 1koma into Gemini and asking it for a direct translation then sending that post
>>587092909well yes this is a gacha general
>>587093935Go back >>>/vg/umajp
>>587094252seethe V
https://litter.catbox.moe/fcbutk.webpWhat's the appropriate course of action when catching an uma in this situation?
>>587094008hurray! blessed orenji
>>587094304kissing this helios
>>587094376wake up?
>>587094376The Vivlos reactionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lar1f-yuXXI
Friend asked me to change my borrow uma to one he needs but my current one has 12k borrows and hundreds of people use it everyday
>>587094304no thoughts behind those eyes, just weiii
>>587094376no webp in the building
https://mysen.muragon.com/entry/4361.html
We need to kill Fine Motion
We need to kill anon
i need to jack off
>>587094682I want the breast shaking to be turned off so my Uma stops getting titmogged by others.
If you kill me, this thread will become worse. I am a King Halo poster and chat gpt proved I make these threads better.
>>587094697she's so cute
I need to jack off anon
https://rule34video.com/video/4707475/rulership-umamusume3/
>>587094682Huh, so that's what this anon >>587065275 was talking about
>>587094870never post such lowquality dogshit again
I need Helios but I can't snack much more...
If you dislike Helios speech so much, how about you give me a better exemple, at least 5 will do, if you can't, how about you shut the fuck up about it?
>>587094920One person goes "wow I kinda wish there was an option I could turn it off" and then you had a bunch of dudes seething and spreading it more than it needed to be because they were so offended that they couldn't just ignore a tweet that had nothing to do with them ranting about feminism and politics. Twitter is such a fucking cesspool.
>>587095000https://rule34video.com/video/4629211/sakura-bakushin-o-axl020431/
>>587095037the gyaru banner is after ramonu right? just pull that or selector her later
>>587095103JP twitter is crazy
>>587095085hang on let chatgpt machine translate them
>>587095103Social media in general isOnly twitter is the most relevant one so it's usually the place to blame
>>587095085>yuricuck
>when your trainer ERPs with ChatUBT
>>587095103westerners have nothing on east asian womanhating
>>587095103that's what you get when you're rewarded with money by shitposting instead of only receiving satisfaction through #melties.
>>587095242bouncy
>>587095242I need this with their boobs on my face
>>587095103Digital inclusion and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>3 twitter screenshots within the last 5 minutes
chatgbt chatgbt tell me how to translate helios correctly
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>587095473its called saving images not screenshotting grandpa
>>587095385>>587095103Stop defending woke nonsense, if a woman hates the jiggle physics then they can just quit.
>>587095530Oh, wait, there's another trinket of luck before I go! *rapes you*
i harden for ardan
>>587095546me on the right
>>587095607#gowokeorgobrokesorry
>>587095607Nigga all she did was ask for an option TO THE FUCKING VOID. AN OPTION. Not even to change the game to permanently be that way. You retards are part of the problem, just ignore shit you don't like.
Trying to get a satisfactory Rickey for CM22 made me wanna blow my brains out more than usual
I have a total of three Uma wives would Azuma accept that?
>>587095530>pedo
>>587095793I hope whoever wrote that google doc gets into a freak accident that leaves them alive but needs years of rehab.
>/uma/ in public room match
>>587095764Azuma is not a muslim or mormon so probably not, though maybe if you got them all pregnant she would forgive you.
>>587095376>lifespan of content is "until a woman finds it"they really hate it when men have interests that have nothing whatsoever to do with them.
>>587095705>gacha been up for 5 years>now complaining about boobs jiggling Women don't belong in gaming and gacha culture.
>>587095990You're literally not understanding that this entire thing exploded because men shitting on a single person's opinion that they could've ignored that would not have gotten anywhere if they didn't seethe like retarded children. And then started blaming women as a whole for shit that is completely unrelated as well.
>>587095607ThisIt's not their place to complain about these thingsThey can GO SOMEWHERE ELSE if they don't like it
>>587096124who the fuck cares, it's twitter
>>587095607>>587096232Problem is, these melties work, and companies bend the knee more often than not
>>587096232Time to dox you again. You are the one in the middle
>>587096124>ignoring the long running trend of censorship and creating safe horny designs in gamingAnon...
Didn't read any of these twitter screenshots and posts but more should hate on women. They're all evil.
>>587096331The safehorny shit is only because tumblerites finally grew the fuck up and unfortunately got jobs in gaming and are now shitting shit up. It was going to happen with or without people bitching on social media.
>>587096307>3DPD>fatfag
>>587095705and she should be relentlessly shamed and ridiculed for it. The game is not made for women, it's made for men. There's plenty of games that cater to women. Stop trying to make male-oriented games fit your preferences. I don't go into the Infinity Nikki fandom circles and try and argue they should add a character creator with the option of large breasts. So those foids can fuck right off.
Ugh...
>>587096303Cygames won't acknowledge such foolishness
>>587096390>civilization thrives>adds female vote>slowly but surely falls into degeneracy and the eventual downfall of humanityMany such cases
>>587096546Dober...
>>587096528Or she can be ignored. Then you can not start a retarded war on twitter with arguments using nothing but strawmen making everyone involved look like retarded troglodytes.
>>587095731why? Isn't she reputed to be the strongest choice for the Tokyo 1600? Or is it just getting 6 greens that's obnoxious?
>>587096528You are extremely stupid. You are the one on the right by the way >>587096307
>>587096307asians are so disgusting when fat, even more than normal people
>>587096652Heaven forbid someone wants to call them out as a tourist for having a shit take.
>>587096797This post is literally everything wrong with this thread and why certain retards are consistently brought up even without them samefagging themselves.
>>587096797Ohh, well I never, oh my stars and garters, someone suggested that someone not be called out for their "take", oh my oh my *fans face*, shouldn't the police stop this, shouldn't someone DO something???
would you let Sweepy mind control you?
>>587096664>6 greens>event chains finishing>mile s>groundwork>prudent/ignited WIT>dodging danger>at least 23k rating worth of stats and skillsIn the end it got done but none of the greens were left/winter/muddy and I didn't even get the second event in Taiki's chain
>would you let Sweepy I'm not a pedophile.
>>587096664she's exodia in every sense
>>587096939that's my fetish
>>587096978all that to lose to a endcloser that spurted from 5th
>>587096939I'm a pedo but I'm lowkey a chill one so yes
>>587097128Yeahmy own end Digitan who I have running with Rickey
>>587097071Thought to be the strongest but on the final season proved to be a fucking sham?
>>587096892>>587096923The jiggle stays, no options.
Perfect
>>587096428this is me but taiki shuttle, gentildonna and chronogenesis
>>587097072she's so FUCKING cool......
>>587096978So another factor over 'regular' fronts, got it. >>587097071I've never played YuGiOh so I don't know what this means, really
>>587097193Well yeah. And?
Gute Nacht
>>587096939I want to run Sweepy up a flagpole.
>>587097072Shit design
>>587097313Die, Nazi scum.
>Sweepy
>>587097259It means if you assemble all the required pieces you auto win
>>587097020I [REDACTED] but I only like the sweet ones like Nishino & Rice
>>587097295No options. Wouldn't be surprised if she plays LaDS.
>>587097489Oh okay. Thanks for writing in
It was just so hot yesterday and suddenly cold today but a good time to sleep probably
>>587097597Leave Europe
>>587097425not against my mutated dirt Runaway Suzuka. She'll be invincible just you wait
I need to grope and suck the ample breasts of my trainee...
>>587097772>fat>ugly>BPD
>>587097772derb
>>587097714so you bringing a runaway anon? good to know!
>>587097772I say this
Just give me the plain translation. Which isn't accurate either
>>587097772I do this
>>587097973Explain
>>587097973go learn Japanese and fuck off then
>>587098087>he can't read japanese
>>587097973yeah let's lobotomize Helios and make her talk like every other uma, retard
I want a cheeseburger so bad... But it'll break my diet...
>>587098165Yes, that's why I browse a site in englishNow explain bitch
The thread was better when it was dead
Do you ever think about the fact that there's probably some people who only come here to troll with the most recent twitter "drama"?
>>587098178Buy a plant burger
>>587098310>probablycertainly
>>587098310>t.
Cucking Helios by kissing Ruby
>>587098310Just like how people who don't even play the game suddenly are very invested in a twitter argument about the localization of a character they haven't read a single line of.
Cucking Ruby by kissing and having skibiddi sex with Helios no cap best epstituationship ever frfr
>>587098515>pedo vs pedo
>>587098651ruby would be glad you took her out of her handsjust dont touch KS miracle
>>587098515I know damn well your name isn't K.S. miracle.
>>587098725She's nextRuby can watch
>>587098662>black umaIt's shit
I did wonder about that
>>587098662Okay the mob pasa here was a nice surprise, she is cute
>>587098662I found my npcwife on the third uma of the first group what's her name haha she cute
>>587098775That's a boy
>>587098984cute pure boy
>>587098881the actual Pasa is also mobile
thinking about how Laurel has Dirt E so she realistically doesnt need any dirt Investment for independent training loopa (Dirt E Mile A is 70% WR)
Is it weird to masturbate while thinking about the body of my bro?
>>587099097Thanks Ruby. I almost forgot
>>587098828>"we are sorry for this inconvenience"how the FUCK is it an inconvenience to get +100% stats instead of +60%?
who asked
>>587099149Laurel looks like she smells nice
>>587099215it was a visual bug
reminder heliruby predates umaantiyuri schizos btfo
>>587099228I did!
>>587099183nah bro, real bros do that shit all the time
Ikuno Dictus
>200 carats in 4 runs
Found some fresh new drama but ill keep it lowkey for now
>>587099229>lesbian
>>587099587don't tease me like this...
We hugged a lot after this.
where's the laurel daughter fag
>>587098960Singspiel mob Uma.
>>587099805>teasing curren until she begs for release
>>587099792ATREEEYUUUUUUU
>>587099587I've fresh drama too but it'll come out in 24 days
>>587099792these new fusu are pretty abstract
You guys have mindbroken me.
>>587100235what the fuck is that thing on the left
>>587100347I don't get it.
>>587100419mg for male genitaliaanon has gay on the mind
>>587100347What's wrong with that?
>>58710055322 is not unc status... right..?
>>587100347the the race mechanic document
>>587100419anon is underage
>>587099792the Artax scene destroyed me when I was 10holy shit that was awful, not as bad as Where the Red Fern Grows but almost
>>587100553>indie western translation
>>587100234it's gonna be.... rotten by the time you post it
>>587101340why would Suzu do this, she's not evil
Fuck Ted Woolsey
https://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2f
>>587100891it will be fine if he freezes it, but that wont fix the problem if its c-old news when he decides to drop it
>>587100347>intro to physics class
>>587101412you're trans
>>587101340
>>587101449
I know things about my club that I'll never reveal
>>587101490Yeah I'm teaching a JK
>>587101548
>check in on ol/ /uma/>ctrl F "mama">ctrl F "mamb">Lame ass results>lame ass results in previous thread>go back to playing wow foreverYa'll are gettin' kinda boring
>>587101693You better be teaching lessons for her brain and her tummyAnd by that I mean sexYou fucking better you coward
>>587101449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ8_0u3AKS0
>>587101448this poll is so old I don't even remember voting in it
I've done things with Curren she'll never umagram about
Symboli Rudolf has promised chocolate milk for every trainer that supports her latest event.
Why aren't Umashiko police japs siding with foids who seethe at boob jiggle physics?
>>587101767>post ends in 67wow
>>587101767i recommend quitting uma for that other game you're actually playing
>>587101761
>>587101767I do this with my club, but I also try to post bait in between chapters
>>587101823Curren, to me, feels like she's in a weird spot where she looks erotic but not enough for me to fap to her
>>587101767no one plays wow other than single fathers bro Helios is misused here
would /uma/ be better or worse if the majority of its posters were from your club?
Light Hello is a test tube Uma designed in a lab under Tracen Academy to convince trainers to go for older Umas instead of their own trainees.
>>587102095I'm in a random b+ club which I found on the recommended list so yeah. probably.
>>587101767>not enough shitposting for wow anon to enjoy himself
>>587102074>most popular mmo event in the past decade>the most popular streamer on planet earth is obsessed with itAre you living under a rock?
>>587102095they are, mambwo....
>>587102095But, mambwo, the posters are from my club
>>587102206it's nostalgiabait like every other version of classic they released except this one is marginally higher effort
>>587081964Filling her.
Mambwos...
>>587102095It would be significantly quieter
>>587101767stop doing this people will think it's me cause I'm playing wow now too
>>587102206it's popular because all the people who played wow back in the 2000s want to play it again, unc, you're pushing 35 if not more
Nevermind, Helios's translation is BASED
I don't play story mode of my umas because I save them as emergency carats.
>>587102206if they aren't a vtuber shant be watching
>>587102095what if the majority are? how would you know?
Why is my imouto doing that?
it's just that shrimple
>>587101767any time I see real proof that people shitposting about mambo/thread celebrities literally don't play the game... I definitely feel kind of uncomfortableLike anons just accept that shit way too easily
has anyone else noticed that the dramaslop starts around 11pm utc on the dot every day
>>587101850>DEI umas
>>587102395because they won't shut the fuck up about *
>>587101448what is wrong with us....? were we not hugged enough as children or something?
Mambo (the club) poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
>>587102362tamabwo...........
>>587102532>pedo
>>587102712I'm no longer masturbating btw
>>587102712I'm in that screenshot
>>587102486not playing the game is /vg/ board culture. any thread with a server(dedicated server for a game to play it like a minecraft server or rust or palworld or whatever, not a discord) has multitudes more posters in it than people who would play together in game. this isnt 1 to 1 with uma as its a different kinda multiplayer, but i think you get what i mean.
>>587101963I would never neglect my cute little Falco
>>587102712i already masturbated twice today
>>587102385anon like a gorillion vtubers are on that shit
>>587102775I am NICE I swear
Her name is Yuki btw
>currensisters ban expires>thread instantly turns into abysmal dogshit
>>587102712VThere somebody finally acknowledged your existence.Will you stop talking to and about yourself for hours on end now?
>>587102469Replace localizers with AI
Shut the fuck up about Mambo. I bet you can't even name 10 past, present, and future mambwos
>>587103021Yeppers!
>helios poster (falseflag)>helios poster (cutie)>helios poster (helios poster)>helios poster (me)so many of them........
>>587102494You mean the seanig morning? Yes.
>>587102486Don't worry, bwo. I shitpost about both quite a lot and I play the game.
>>587102712I haven't jerked off today yet so I'm getting hashtag uppity. or however you say it. I don't know anymore. I don't know much in general. send post
Is /uma/club the only decent club without retarded shtposters?
>>587103006it's tamamover
>>587102486anon this thread is PASSIONATELY -VERY- into club culture, more than anyhtingnot playing the game is objectively better fans, building an ace is shit-tier fans, if you just dramapost here while doing fan runs that is objectively zero-irony the best way to be beloved by /uma/Don't hate the player, the game ENCOURAGES you to not play for your club
>>587103134which one am I
>>587103102Everyone is Mambwo to me...
>>587103241>this threadfive people
>>587103218>>587102836It's still No Nut November
>>587103245I wonder
>>587103083V won this time unfortunately
>>587103220no
>>587103382
>>587103241>fan runs = belovedi have been the highest earner in my club for months now but no one cares. the ACTUAL way to be beloved is to run your oshi in cm, everybody loves the buono guy and the BNW guy.
>>587103220yes
>>587102435I want Rice sex.
>>587103538I love you anon, come here
>>587103220I'm pretty sure there are at least two
>>587103220I was going to name my club but then I remembered a massive shitposter that nobody has noticed is from my club and I shall remain quiet
>>587103220of course
umas?
>>587103538I love you clubbwo...
>>587103356I'm gonna be honest for the first time in my life and say that I don't particularly care. I'm already gonna be stuck in samsara anyway so there's no point in refraining from earthly pleasures
>>587103538I run my oshi every CM and no one cares
>>587103687honsebwo...
>>587102712>us
I am from /Uma/ Club and I am a shitposter.You will never be rid of me.I will continue to make these threads worse.There is nothing you can do.
>>587103786I knew I wasn't the only one who knew that one.
He's mambro, you're mambwo, I'M >mambwoANY OTHER MAMBWOS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???
I love Rice
>>587103851Why are the Satonos so erotic?
>>587103892nobody says this
>>587103538I'll never understand my club loving a barely flattie only because he had Urara as perfil uma and posted Urara sticker once per day.
>>587103851we know allen...
I shitpost a lot, hopefully no one in my guild is recognizing me from my hours of activity
>>587103102want me to list every single member of mambo by name and talk shit about each individual person?
>>587104045I just did
>>587104087Talk to Dia, bwo....
>>587103892many are saying this
i wanna touch rickey's buns
>>587103892I prefer pasta
>>587103892She is cute
>>587103851>satono crownhow are some JP umas so lame lookinglike that's straight up a NPC uma like "big thrust"
>>587103725>woknights
>>587104158nyo, that bitch dodged me on both freebie banners
>>587104276her summer alt is pretty cute
>>587104098EEEEHHH
>>587104276Shut up you are gay.
>>587104395post Crown 14
>>587103741>samsaraGo back
>>587104451we all go back eventually, it's the cyclical nature of life
>>587104451fuck off yaldabaoth
>>587104215What kind of pasta?
>>587104735SpaghettiBroken
>>587104515boo lame
>>587104090If you do then I'll do a cheeky tenner on a shit banner
>>587104090WTF...
>>587105403God I fucking hate Whining Shitget
>>587103102>future mambwosUmama
>>587105740DONT SHAY THAT!!!
>>587105031this scene gave all the /ck/fags melties for 3 days
>>587105760people say drama makes the thread unusable but that happening might actually get me to use filters
>>587103851>I am a shitposter>posts a SatonoI am getting mixed signals here
>>587106101the mambo I know would never allow that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV02ogtnpiYIt's cool.
>>587106252>what you see before getting raped in Epsatono Island
Why do I keep getting test lobbies with 2 Neichas and 2 Mayas, can stam debuffers fuck off?
>>587106338
>>587105785imagine having to pay an ESL to translate for you
>>587106338source: I made it up
Blast onepiece is... cute?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L682O6tX9Xk
>>587106435I just host my own and cancel if niggas bring that shit
>>587106449It ain't much but it's trabajo honesto dess
>>587106656From Kentucky btw
>>587106338A Transcendbro would never act like this.
>>587099906anon, I think the laurelfags here are wifefags
>>587106338larp larp sahurcan rest in piece knowing that no currensissies are actually in mambo
Man fuck my club imma go play fortnite and get the pirate token
>>587106338MOST BASED POST IN THE PAST 7 THREADS
>>586884314 No longer mad about losing the cm, I killed a player character just like I said I would
Remember when Mambocchi left Mambo for /uma/ club
>>587106338>[Deleted]
>>587106823Needs piss bottles
>>587106581That lady between Spe and the Tomankomai Idol sure is cute
>>587106953tsk tsk reheating old drama, we're getting desperate now
>>587107017Seems like it'd get messy if a woman tried that
>>587106338I always knew horsemeat was the guy ruining threads
>>587106338Do this for the other clubs
>>587107067oh so you're in /uma/ club, good to know
Kill all Currenposters
>>587106953no
is goodsmile still down?Golshi figuarts release date is this monthhow am I supposed to pay them?
>>587106338don't you dare to kick my nonce squad bwo
>>587107174How would he know? He's a Mambro.
>>587107221Maybe he should play the game
>>587106435Host your own with minimum ranking Ug, debuffers are usually SS or lower
I don't join /vg/ clubs and I don't play with /vg/ because you're all the videogame equivalent of /vt/
>>587106338hopefully nobody does a post like this about my club tamalove
>>587107280>implying this wasnt someone just making shit up for fun
>>587106338what's kind of scary is like 6 of these are accurate but then the rest is larp, but the fact that there's A LITTLE truth mixed in...
I fucking hate wit Bobo
yeah this is why i don't join /uma/ club
>>587107221Let's go!
>>587107338shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
don't get uppity
>>587106823mambwo...
>>587107185Stone and behead Currenposters
>>587107338gwo nobody would leak anything about tamalove haha
>>587107519why crop it
>>587107336haha so true bestie now show the render with her swimsuit off
>>587107554to focus on important things
the reason we had such peaceful threads all day was because the resident currenposter was banned for posting scat btw
Mambo killed O**** and E* M******* in cold blood because they knew too much. Erased.You can see neither of them joined any club after that.
>>587106338Now do that for TamaLove
the truth is most clubs are actually pretty boring, at least from the dramamonger perspective
I just ate half a rotisserie chicken
>>587107701>>587107546>>587107338>>587107414no matter how much you spam no one gives a fuck about your nobody B+ club
>>587107737Just make stuff up
nice thread
>>587107784DONT SHAY THAT
>>587107784i care be nice
>>587107784mambwo it's just a joke...
I will never forget the murders of S***** and D* B******
>>587107876it's not nice at all
>>587107336i've been visiting here less frequently after i joined an /uma/ club
>>587107776was it good
>>587107973shhhh
******* *** *u** N***e** ***** *o*oca***
next thread will be better
>>587108006The first half I ate earlier today was really good because it was hot and juicy, this second half was not as good because it was cold and a bit sticky I should've used the microwave
clubs and ERP killed this general
>>587099149her mile is a C, so you'll want a 1* or 4* Mile on her to gget 70%, but yeah, she does seem like a good loopa candidate
Maybe currenposters should get banned more often after all
>>587107336Based Annaanon I love you
>>587108153next thread will definitely be better than the last 50 threadsthis time for sure
Scramble
>>587108218erp is unironically less annoying as its usually just two people talking in spoilers. clubslop will fill up almost entire threads with inane shit.
>>587108248Wasn't a good 3 days?We'd have to ban /uma/club to repeat it tho
Whenever teiobros get mad I get scared because they're just one voice raise away from having a heart attack
>>587108329HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE
because they're fat
>>587108405didn't a guy in their club literally say he uses curren posts to "improve the thread"
>>587108382They'll make a trillion posts over shit that's absolutely irrelevant, waking up the schizos shitting even further the threadERP at least is funny, imagine pathetic autists doing that unironically
>>587108448>the original teioposter is probably dead from heart complicationsbwos..
>>587108405just get janny to do his job
>erping in public is a good thing actually
>>587108590I'm convinced he enjoys whatever shits the thread so it's stays up for way longer than it should
>>587108656This but peeing
>>587108738nigga what
>>587108329
>>587108484>currenposts>shits the thread>no-no it's to improve the thread>shits the thread even moreClassic
>>587108738they just let people say anything these days
you know what the issue with this thread is? not enough neicha
is youtube slow for anyone else rn?
>>587108567Its sad to wonder just how many posters have died since the beginning
>>587108906true
>>587108906neicha can't save this general
>>587108656>things nobody said>implying the alternative is betterFound the shitstirrer
>>587108961I wish I died with them
>>587108946Not having any problems nyo
Club with the least currensisters?
>>587108961statistically its probably happened at least once, could have even been someone you thought just quit and forgot to leave the club...
>>587109161*******
>>587109161The ones with more drama
>>587109045grrrr fuck ass utube work dammit
>>587108738
seiyuu posting will save this general
Since the thread is past bump limit and the quality is at all time low I'm able to ask this. For the anons who are not permavirgins, is it normal for your first dates to be at the zoo? I love the zoo and I always got invited to the zoo on 1st/2nd dates but I watched the movie Rocky recently and a character said the zoo is a good place to take autistic retards and it's been annoying me for days.
/ourgirl/
>>587109375hell nothey shoulda been vtubers (as the actual uams) having some random 3d fat chicks poorly sing idolslop in front of an audience was a terrible idea
i saw a funny kitasan gif on twitter
>>587107336Now post her doing squats.
>>587109390the zoo is awesome, i wish i got to go more.
>>587109467and...?
>>587109390It's an ok first date idea. You walk around and look at cute stuff, talk about whatever you feel like and can disengage at any time if it's going poorly unlike a dinner date.
>>587109390Bwo...
>>587109390It's fine albeit a bit expensive/long for a first dateI ususally just go to the bar for a couple hours or something similar
>>587109573>>587109573>>587109573
>>587108987retard>>587108382
>>587109467May I see it?
>>587109414
>>587109390>a character said the zoo is a good place to take autistic retardsThat's exactly why it is a good idea, currenbro. Retards, autistic or not, who wouldn't like to be in a zoo to talk shit about animals are very boring and displeasant people to be around
>>587109390idk i just usually eat out. museum/aquarium/zoo as a first date seem like a bad idea because of all the dead air in-between looking at random shit.
>>587109969I don't like talking shit about animals. I do love appreciating their uniqueness.
>>587113920This is why you're single.
