Previous: >>587109573New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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did i hear special week hours this on marvelous sunday??
Don't be afraid of Dia
The #1 umamusume
>>587141620sexual week
>>587141620yes you did
Two boy umas...
NEED MORE LOLI UMAS
rare webm
>>587141737What in the genshin is this design?
>>587141809you cant just call everything genshin
>>587141760I would win the beam struggle
>>587141676She frightens me.. especially she wants me to follow her into dark alleyways
>>5871417600 damage because feng shui isnt real btw
Yeah, I like Buena Vista because she's like childhood friends and that makes it so much better
I want to take care of a woman like Tachyon, I'll be her househusband.
didn't ask
>>587141962Feng Shui is proven science
>>587141928Genuinely what's up with that
hourglass body
NEWS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!
>>587141962Raping Tarumae's tits for 888 damage
>>587142105>Ebayan will dodge Arima Kinen
>Tokyo Daishoten>is at Ooi Racecourse
crown is the superior satono
Endless vigour, sensitivity amplification, olfactory reinforcement, accelerated bodily fluid production, ejactionalion volume enhancement, fertility booster, C-T lyase enzyme production heightened, hidrosis maximized, acetabulum reinforced, lactate production nullified, libido induced, doors locked, windows shut, distractions eliminated, padlock undone, all restraints lifted...All guenea pig is SEGGS, HAHAHA!Original concoction, do steal.
>>587142105>not tanking the arima and turf debuffsNot beating the allegations
>>587142212Cringe
>>587142206For people literate in Japanese maybe. What does that have to do with you?
>>587142191You will never believe where Ooi racecourse is
>>587142206
>>587142063It's probably because she's so sheltered that even an alleyway which doesn't look that out of the ordinary looks like something interesting to her.I can relate, when I was a kid, I was also really curious about exploring alleyways.
next bread will be butter
>>587142191Gee Tokyo, why does Japan let you have TWO racecourses?
>>587142309>>587142063Watch the anime and read her story you fags. Dia likes to break jinxes and tackle dangers head on. A mysterious alleyway is obviously dangerous.
>>587142309never set foot inside a dark alleyway by yourself, one day, during the sweltering summer of 92, a tall blonde man tried to defy fate only to get raped KWAB
>>587142429>taking a vulnerable weak human to break jinxes instead of your invincible uma friend?
Wow they are even directly acknowledging the existence of the Torena-Trainee soul link in the story now.
>>587142332I HATE CURREN
>>587142375>twoYou don't know huh?
>>587142273>>587142375
We fucked
I like Curren and Falco.
>>587142519shes prolly saying shit like isshin doutai which is something you hear from time to time in japanese media
>>587142562BASED LAISU
>>587142105He looks broken during the BCC, and they don't even know what went wrong. I guess they're hoping the field is as weak as the JCGC which only had late start king Baeza as an actual contender.
>>587142562Fake news
>>587142212rrat
>>587142206salsa
my nose is itchy. umas for this feel?
>>587142640I dont think so, she used the English word "mind."Thats said, IDK, I'm not going to pretend to understand WTF Daitaku-Helios is saying.
What are the most forgettable umas?For me its Bamboo/MutekiI just see them whenever they appear and always think "oh yeah, they exist"
>>587142650>I guess they're hoping the field is as weak as the JCGCnah>Explaining the reasoning behind the decision, Yahagi noted, "The owner (Susumu Fujita) wanted to give Japanese fans a chance to see him."Then there is the fact that both Yahagi and Ryusei Sakai, began their careers at Oi Racecourse, and it makes sense why they chose this as his last run
>>587142448just can't beat fate
>>587142212based
>>587142650They're probably trying to not risk anything. The top speed in BCC is still his but his performance was very poorThe situation was described by Sakai(the jockey) as "the fire is gone" type shitThey can't figure out what was wrong other than Forever Young having a slightly bad mood before the race
>>587142650Chud Impact's spawns are precocious and tend to decline a lot during their 2nd and 3rd yearMaybe this is the same for Real Steel's
orenji
>>587142872Moonlight Lunacy
Date with Machitan
>CM21 1200m>CM22 1600m>CM23 2000mthat's 3 mile cms in a row
>>587142212crased
>>587143267doesnt seem right
>>587143003The problem with that theory is that both BCC 2024 and 2025 had the same top 3 finish, with Yanko jumping from 3rd in 2024 to 1st in 2025, His decline at the earliest started after this year's DWC
>>587143267just because the average is 1600m doesnt mean the other 2 is a mile race, stop using Bakushin math
Jigg:https://jiggie.fun/DTDoqXThe same jigg:https://jiggie.fun/DTDoqX
>>587143364>3/4 mile>mile>1 1/4 mileSeems right to me
>>587142589Is there a third one?I'm pretty sure none of the other racecourses used in the game are in Tokyo.
>>587142105Trainer Yoshito Yahagi stated: "He is currently still in quarantine at Shiroi. While we will need to assess his condition once he is released, our goal is the Tokyo Daishoten. He will be retired after that race.If his condition fails to improve, or if any concerns regarding his legs arise—even if it’s something we haven’t encountered before—we will retire him immediately.The owner wants to give Japanese fans a chance to see him run, and that sentiment is shared by us and the entire stable. Given how much he has already earned, this is clearly not about the money. If we are to race him again, the Tokyo Daishoten is the target."◆ Forever Young: Sired by Real Steel, out of the dam Forever Darling. His career record stands at 12 wins from 17 starts (including 7 victories in G1/Jpn1 races). His total career earnings are approximately 5.056 billion yen—a lead of over 2.4 billion yen over the second-place horse, Ushba Tesoro (2.601 billion yen).
>>587143364>>5871434320.75 mile and 1.25 mile are mile too
Have sex with umas.
>>587143626No
>>587142952>The situation was described by Sakai(the jockey) as "the fire is gone" type shitIsn't this the plot of s3 of the anime?
>>587143498It depends on how far from Tokyo does one have to be to not be in it
>>587143651Aoi doesnt have allat
now that yanko is retiring, who is japan's next hope?
>>587143696Me
>>587142952getting the top speed while sinking at the end is more worrying. It either means a jockey error of making a move too early or Ebayan being unable to sustain a burst of speed for it to matter
>>587143675
>>587143696idk, ask me again after Arima Kinen
>>587143696>KWAB Du Nord jobbed>Forever FRAUD jobbed>KWABcen jobbed>Meisho FRAUDberu jobbedThere's no hope for Japan
>>587143726I will ride this anon
>take and treat siblings out to the mall>eat >ordered my own food>they ordered a lot>they didn't eat everything >i had to eat all the leftovers I am fucking dying and can feel my diet dying
>>587143696Elvis(USA)
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DTDoqX>https://jiggie.fun/DTDoqXhttps://jiggie.fun/DTDoqX>https://jiggie.fun/DTDoqXhttps://jiggie.fun/DTDoqX
just fapped to slightly chubby spe lewds and i feel umazing
>>587143905I want to smooch this dork
>>587143832ToT
>>587143897>I had to eatYou didn't have to.
>>587143832I like...juvenile umas????
>>5871438322 of them are stallions
>>587144029That's such a waste it I don't
>>587144015Even when she is tiny and dangling by her head between Vodka's thighs for some reason?
>>587144132colts*
>>587144173doto did this with no remorse
>won like literally one race>jobbed for a year>uma has to pretend she's a huge deal since they all-inned on her before the real horse's career was over (after unveiling the uma design the real horse never won a race ever again)
>>587143832>tosho t: damn this kid is a pain in the ass>maya t: damn this kid is a pain in the ass>rice t: damn this kid is a depressed>urara t: damn kid is dumb, I have to help and protect her>nishino t: damn this kid is underage, i.....i have to stick my dick in thereWhy did they write the trainer for flower like that?
>>587143950there was a time that i said i never goon to this stallions but i saw this tanned chubby spe and my life was never the same again
>>587144251Forever Young has won 7 G1s, 4 of them international
>>587144286EVIL DOTO IS EVIL EVIL EVIL
>>587144251
ohamile
>>587144173Doto would NOT do this and even if she did, it's Shakur's fault
>>587144401It's just good business
>>587144286Wait Doto's dad is a business man?
Why does Maya dress so provocatively?
how come when keiba comes around you bros only root for the popular horses?
>>587144703I root for the weird ones
>>587144703I root for all horses
>>587143671Funabasihi is in Chiba right?That doesnt count as Tokyo.
>>587144671Its only provocative if your cock reacts to it.Bro...?
>>587144703I root for whoever has an uma I like in their bloodline
>>587144938W-Wha...
>>587144787She's being cooked...
>>587143696That's the beauty, we find out at the JF and Hopeful Stakes just like last year
>>587145028Brown Rice...
>>587145053Kinda cringe...
Trainer Yoshito Yahagi reveals the reasoning and his personal feelings behind the decision to make the Tokyo Daishoten the final race for Forever Young: "Some suggested the Arima Kinen, but..."On the 8th, trainer Yoshito Yahagi (65, based at Ritto Training Center) announced that the G1 Tokyo Daishoten (to be held on December 29th at Ohi Racecourse, over 2000 meters on dirt) will be the final race for Forever Young—a horse whose future had been the subject of much speculation following his fifth-place finish in the U.S. G1 Breeders' Cup Classic on the 1st (Japan Standard Time).Forever Young is a historic racehorse who has achieved numerous milestones—including becoming the first Japanese-trained horse to win the Breeders' Cup Classic—and has amassed over 5 billion yen in career earnings. The trainer has now opened up about the reasoning behind this decision and his current state of mind regarding the horse's grand finale. Trainer Yoshito Yahagi: "To begin with, the horse is still in quarantine at Shiroi (JRA Horse Racing School), so any decision depends on assessing his condition; however, we are targeting the Tokyo Daishoten. He will retire after that. If his condition doesn't improve at all during the interim, or if any concerns arise regarding his legs—even though he’s never had such issues before—I will retire him immediately, without running him. Honestly, it would be easier for me if he just retired now (laughs)—it’s going to be tough, doing this all over again. The next month and a half leading up to the race will be demanding.1/2
i want to root horses
>>587145142
Unlucky day for fanruns today... 12 runs and only 100 carats secured...
>>587145147
>>587145151"That said, my stable has analyzed the reasons for his defeat (in the Breeders' Cup Classic), and we’ve reached a general conclusion—the primary issue was mental. There were no physical problems whatsoever; it’s more that I lacked the ability to address the mental side of things. Perhaps it was too much to have two consecutive races overseas. It might have been easier to run a prep race in Japan before heading to our target race. I realize now that I put the horse through a very difficult experience."The owner also wants to give Japanese racing fans another chance to see Forever Young, a sentiment I share, and the stable feels the same way. After all, he has earned so much..." "Since money isn't the objective, the Tokyo Daishoten became the choice—driven by the desire to let Japanese fans see the horse run.I gave serious thought to the Saudi Cup (where a third consecutive win would be on the line), but after looking into the current situation there, it seemed even riskier than Dubai was this year—a risk I simply couldn't take. Some suggested the Arima Kinen, but I was against that; while it might have boosted the excitement for horse racing, I couldn't justify causing that much of an inconvenience.In any case, the horse has to undergo a three-week quarantine (at Northern Farm Shigaraki) before it can even enter the Ritto Training Center, so the schedule is extremely tight—it’s a difficult situation. As a stable, we’re weighing various strategies on how to approach this. The horse came out of the race with no issues regarding its legs or otherwise, but it did put in a real effort—it wasn't as if it hadn't truly 'run'—so it might have been quite taxing. Its breathing after the race suggested it had put in a full, proper effort. Regardless, nothing that happened diminishes what this horse has achieved so far. I just hope we can give the Japanese fans one last chance to see it run."2/2
>>587145214I have a lack of pictures of tanned laisu...
>>587144703I only root for underdogs like Sovereignty
>>587145268As someone unfamiliar with this situation, I can confidently say that they should have done things completely differently, or exactly the same, or neither.
rice on my platerice spreading hate
Lucky fuck
>>587145282evil image>>587145426rice wouldn't do that
>>587145473She might sit on a plate.
Lala got some fat fucking titties
symbolic crispy
>>587145695small donkey...
>>587145695Kris is nice
>>587145695It's because of her big breasts.
>>587142105I feel like they should have gone maximalist and thrown Ebayan into the Arima KinenIt will look even more humilating if they played it safe only for Ebayan to place third or something in Tokyo Daishoten when he had mastered Japanese dirt all of two years ago alreadyIf he loses in Arima whatever it was a fun exhibition for himIf he WON Arima or even just got onto the podium that would be a fucking great way to end
>>587145268I get the prestige that comes with Arima but it'd be a better send off for his fans to have a good shot at Daishoten than to be a wildcard at Arima
yeppers
>>587145882There are health(mental) concerns broMaking him run on a new surface in an actual race is inviting accidentsIt's not the same thing as running on turf in practice
>>587145973in the soup?
>>587145987Cute.
>>587145868Brown woman pleasant surprise
rice in my mouth
rice in my heart
>>587146049agreed
>>587145268so horses can just give up
>>587144329investing in stocks
>>587145868>>587145816I was told to avoid brown people by 4chan
>>587146149I mean they still feel and think to a degree. A horse can have a bad day too.
>>587145268>I gave serious thought to the Saudi Cup (where a third consecutive win would be on the line), but after looking into the current situation there, it seemed even riskier than Dubai was this year
>>587146173Brown Umas would never harm you.
>>5871461734chan posters arent the smartest
>>587145268Yank didn't get her pre-race donut
>>587146149Yeah, it's arguably worse than many physical issues. The horses are conditioned to listen to their rider and race, but if they figure out they can just... not, then there is nothing that can be done about it
My life for Dia-chan
>>587146450>if they figure out they can just... notme
all her fans are incels
>Final arc of the Ebayan anime will be her getting mindbroken by Magnitude and Sovereignty
>>587145268>knew they turned him into an anime girl>immediately start purposely jobbingThank you, Ebayan. This character arc and drama will not be put to waste.
>>587146508Goldshi... you cant just fuck mares all day...
Updated first-year sires ranking
>>587146525Magnitude is a silly guy and broke his leg, don't be mean to him
>>587146324>>587146369A shady backalley doctor told me licking a brown uma's sweat is good for me
>>587146586He cute. I hope we will live out a comfy life
>>587146586will his uma girl be a teddy bear addict?
I miss bwopaganda
>>587146646This is tru tho
>>587146467Dia-chan's soft chest...
>>587146705Should have aimed better
>>587146705My bro...
>>587146646nothing shady about that
>>587146043hey
>>587146987KYS
pounding rice until she becomes mochi
>>587147210
>>587147095hmm nonny???
>>587147210Does Orf have big tits? I thought she wasnt any bigger than say Special Week
>>587147407Avatar or signature use.
>>587146586Who is gonna be the first American trained/owned hoers to become uma'd
>>587147445what makes you think I'm the only mile poster?
post gran's shoes
>>587147210McQueen is the biggest crimeIRL horse was stacked as fuck. his uma counterpart should have gotten big ass/tits or at least be tallinstead we got the flat petite. they should have given her at least a cute big bubble butt
>>587147869no
>>587146586You just know in S4 he's gonna be an OC loli with a teddy bear
>>587147923atleast mackie is not short when compared to other umas
eishin flash helping biwa with the final solution
>>587146987Shouldn't you be asleep at this time?
lmao
Post a lewd slut
>>587148162
>>587148245Why does a locadol need to advertise in a cowprint bikini
>>587148362Only way to get anyone to come to such a shitty town
Reminder that ALL Japanese horses are jobbers. Arima Kinen doesn't matter. Triple crown/Tiara doesn't matter. DAHHHHHBY doesn't matter.L'arc matters.
>>587147923
>>587148362dairy farming
I do not care about the fr*nch
>>587148447hush frog anon
>>587148462>shichi 158>mcqueen 159holy sexo
>>587148546pulling her close by tugging on her braids...
>>587148462cute bright spotted
I feel bad for 73% of the people in the thread.
morning coffee
I feel like the only way to make a "good" rickey is getting fast learner.You can get a great run with big stats, but you'll still have to skip like 3 gold skills and that feels terrible
i feel bad
>>587148960lmao i love that copa
>>587148960When's the last time any of you faggots have GOTTEN fast learner?Hardmode: no top gun or those cheat umas who get to roll twice on it
i prefer not to get fast learner because of the pressure
>>587149108I got it multiple times when I was training Machan for the sprint CM. My final ace didn't have fast learner though.
>>587149108I had fast learner proc three times in a row while mutating Helios for dirtthose were some of the worst runs in terms of stats + chains not finishing
>>587149152>pressureits an anime horse racing game with tits wtf
>do a room>see a 6 green rickey>oh shit exodia>an inari one who didn't cap speed demolishes her
>>587149108I get it 50% of the time.On my clanker runs.
>>587149108Got it once during last cm on a Kitasan that missed sprint S making it pointless
>>587149108I got it yesterday on an SS+ Rickey run with 6 greens
rape S
hi...
[-]
sakura opera otm laurel
>>587149321
>>587149207the difference between 3 and 6 green rickey is literally 10 velocity and 0.1 accel
>>587149282SS+oof
>>587149381bye
rickey sex
I... never looped umas...can someone explain me how?
>>587149626yeah if join the cord~
>>587149381*hugs you*
>>587149381The Chiyoposter is more entertaining than you
>>587149550why>>587149663awww hugggg~
>>587149626don't bother
>>587149626you clank a lot and save the one with the skills you want
no chasing novemberstay strong
>>587149626Bad time to start now since the next scenario is coming soon
i wanted to make runway pama but didn't have enough fans for classic arimo
>>587149687Chiyoposter actually possesses self-awareness which is probably why
>>587149876Meine Ehefrau....
>>587149876whorewould not touch
need to force eat something and sleep, so tiredok day at least
>>587149876What country am I in........
>>587149858But he is bald
>>587150202Indonesia
>>587149626do a runget good white sparksdo another runget the same white sparksget a full lineage with those white sparksyou have now looped
>>587149876toreina would NEVER do this
>>587149108Sagitarrius 2, got it on this Palma. Aside from not being able to double circle Right-Handed, getting a lot of relevant hints and buying them all was a great feeling. Probably got it twice on some dud runs during Capricorn 2, but never on an actual ace for that one, won't be surprised if a similar situation happens during this next dirt.
I don't want to end up like the Teiobros who had to go to ER from shitting too muchDo I only need to drink water? I'm food poisoned and the toilet keeps calling me
>>587149108excluding independent learnerslast week trying to work out how to train falco for next cmbefore then it was mant sometime
>>587149108actually i got it on a pretty good speechan for the racist cm but in finals she jobbed
>>587150570if the teiobro god picks you for his gaze there is no running
if you die you won't have to go to hospital
>>587150570if you are shitting a lot you need a lot of water.
What the fuck is happeningi refreshed like 4 times where are the goddamn rooms
if you die you won't inconvenience people at the hospital who could be tending someone more important than you, but you will inconvenience people who knew youtough call
>>587150570drink more coke zero, the teiobro way
drink water and salt
>>587150719haha you will have to play with /uma/
>>587150772no...!
>>587150772>/uma/>roomseven if there IS a room it instafills anyway
>>587150719join a /vm/a room
>>587150839Israeli coded umas...
ebayan WILL win her final race like my HERO oguri cap before her
>>587150570Anon, when I was telling you your food was being handled by indians that domt wash their shit stained hands I wasnt joking...
>>587149381Remove shoes
>>587150719maybe you got banned I was able to find one at the first try
>forever dodge dodging the arima
WEIIIII!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!:DDDD
>>587150971>Banned from wow>banned from uma>I literally never chat
>>587150846>instafillsNot really at this time, an anon was trying to push for rooms at dead hours and nobody joined The hot time for rooms is late EU early NA hours or 10 hours from now
You can't filter my images I have 7 plats
>>587151125nate higgers...
>>5871509136th place is the best I can do
>>587151198Waow 7
>wanted to ticket Nishino>have this amount of starsPls tell me she is gonna be farmable with Ramonu release?
>>587151198cocky niggas get no smooches danchode
>>587151251Not until Pasa, so April next year
>>587151198I have 13, I'm allowed to filter anyone with lower number than me
>>587151317Holy unpog... anyway there is no point in ticketing her then...
honestly im not really sure where haku is getting their dataI feel like fronts STILL suck ass this CMHell, I see more pace wins despite all the doomposting like OHHH THEIR ACCELLLSLike yeah rickey wins sometimes but ive seen pace rickeys do better and more imporantly endchuds just demolish
>>587151386Do you play front? I feel like the story literally every CM is that everyone thinks whatever they're doing personally is good because you experience the CM through the lens of putting a bunch of effort into making your own plan work, and turns out you can kinda make anything work.
>>587151386>Hell, I see more pace wins despite all the doomposting like OHHH THEIR ACCELLLSliterally the room I was just inThere was 3 fronts lmao
>>587151198sounds like a good reason to filter your images
>>587151198I want to rape Chiyo
>>587151386Fronts still haven't accepted the holy "rabbit" gospel.
rape is not kinda nice.
>>587151386haku gets data from 100-200 people who lock in a plan and run rooms for a month before a CMthey are in no way reflective of the general playerbase
>>587151589too many carrot cakes....
>>587151589there is no such skill in the gameholy larp
>>587151645There are 1300 front rickey players in the dataset alone
finally get to restidk what to do for borrowsneed to choremaxx once I wake it's a complete mess here oopschest hurt a littlegn
>>587151550so front won or what
>>587151760thats the finish line, 3 paces were ahead
Are you ready?
went to pee and it was an orangish dark green coloruma pissume
>>587151897teiobro what did you eat....
>>587144348speaking of ebanya g1s. Her g1s outfit have these thing signifying her g1 wins but it's was reveal during her 6 g1 time. Now that she won 7 if she don't win another g1 these thing gonna be weird being asymmetrical and all
jongers..?!
>>587152085No, but post more browns
>>587149108Pearl, last CM
>>587152085I'm here
>>587151589Why is she so fat?
Im kind of mad i asked that fast learner question nowfuck all of you lucky peices of shit
xperiments
chiiiyo chiyo chiyo gayono o
>>587152542tachy butt...
>>587152435kwab
no one ever scanned this?https://x.com/chinpudo/status/1986690765549175052
I like the recent increase in Jordan propaganda.
>>587152435Don't spank boy umas, life is hard enough for them as it is.
cawfee
>>587152328obuhi soup
>>587152705There are thousands of cases like this
>>587152530*improves*
>>587152776No amount of propaganda will get me to touch tips
Post creature
>>587153045
UMA SEX FUCK UMANKO CREAMPIE IMPREGNATIO NAKADASHI PYOI
>>587152840P-PUBESPUBES DETECTED
Doto, no...
>>587152895can someone edit this to be maruzensky
fusu
>>587153158I feel bad for her
>>587153158happy birthday anon
>Mile C has a french raider this year
>>587152865yea it's pretty sad...
>>587153348HUMILIATION ARC
>>587153158>>587150839
>>587153348the dreaded G...
>maxed at 10 NUOOOOO>>587153158Happy birthday bwo!
>>587153158Happy birthday bwo
>>587153564ANOTHER 1 MILLION FOR MAMBO
>>587153158c'mon now doto, Ms Shelly's tea is gonna go cold if you sulk in the corner for your birthday
>>587153564mambwo!
I am so fucking SICK of style sparks
release ze annanon gofiles
>>587153564Mambwo!
>>587153791opera is not even good for next cm gwo...
>>587153693bebop no...
>>587153564Mambochi!!
>>587153909i'm prepping for gm cms already gwother...
>>587154012That's not mambocchi bwo...
>>587154029ancestors is going to let you shit out SS+ ranks in unity so dont worry about it
>>587154012We don't say that name in Mambo
Another gazilion points to mu club
>>587153958Can it Lash
I wish my club had dedicated fan earners
>>587154253mambwo...
>>587154253Mambwo...
why is it mambo when it's fuku now
>>587154253Mambro...
Ulala bwos...
>>587154084>>587154114I call it localization
>>587154029god I want to ravage this snake mom so badlyI WISH WE GOT MORE MONSTER GIRL ANIMES
>>587154092I don't believe it. You mean in GM right? No way our cards gets that powerful enough to get SS in unity when we can barely reach S with 30 races in unity right now
>>587154092why would you do that when you could just get UGs in GM
gwodacchis
>>587154253I cap my borrows and do 2/3 fan runs a day and i'm still a middle/low earner... A+ is brutal...
>>587154549gwo you can trivially get SS in any scenario with shichi and 40 racesliterally everyone should be using her for looping
>>587154647You need to do 6-7 fan runs a day
>>587154558i thought SS was the last useful cap for clanking?
>>587154707
>>587154707but then i'm going to go carat negative...
>>587154696>implying people pulled for Gold Shitty
You don't need to do fan runs you only need to do the same the other mid earners at A+ clubs don't and DAHBY post nonstop in the thread to get danchou to do something
I'm doing """fan""" run only to farm additional carats, fuck off danchud, I don't care about you
We need to localize shit or the global audience won't understand this.So why don't we go deeper? Like:> TomakomaiNo one has the slightest idea where it is or what it is, so why not just localize it to Detroit or something?> Haru UraraCall her Spring Johnson.
>>587154736You want a lot of overhead rating past SS so that you can double circle as much as possible without worrying tanking your rating down to S+ like right now in GL
>>587154549ancestors is kinda crazy for clanking you can probably get SS+ with 20 races in unity
>>587154963worst chiyopost i've ever seen and there's been a lot of terrible chiyoposts
you already get shit you wantwhat more do you need
i cant speak japanese
>17 years old
New Umayuru in 30 minutes!
>>587154963best chiyopost I've seen so far, though they've mostly been terrible so far, so it's not a high mark
>>587155027Be a good familiar and kneelGood boy!
>>587155129As if!
is there ANY reason to train in MANT other than it gives a free schedule for danchode farming
>>587155318completionist title
>>587154963most lukewarm chiyopost by far. though, most chiyposts are lukewarm like my cum in her umanko
>>587155318nyojust load the schedule in unity lmao
>do 40+ race fanruns while also getting SS for loopingI can't wait for GM
i hecking HATE THISPLACE
umacrophilia
>>587155202
Chiyo!
its sunday!
>>587155482
I love the Chiyono song
>>587155616sexooooo
>>587155007Are they? It's too early to make such conclusions, even If we apply existing IT pal card logic to them.
>>587155526Succubus
>>587155701
>haha sex! rape!stfu
Is there any gacha that appeals to straight guys? I don't find acts of sodomy like this endearing or wholesome. They just remind me of the ugly sick parts of this world.
haha sex! rape!
i miss finemoan posters
>>587156064worst posters, I hope they have a good day
>>587152085HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>587155514Bad familiar raping your master
>>587156157>not a fine day
oh nyo, my train is forcing me to kabedon her. i can't fight against her uma sttength pulling on me. whatever shall i do?
>>587156064No
Whenever I exit from Independent training on mobile, uma animations sometimes bug out.Pasa with the smollest punch.
>play helios story>ruby fucking MURDERS ks miracle
morning
if i am making a late my accels should be budding lightning surge and oyl yes?
>>587156629mornings
>>587156669yeppers
>>587156629Morning dudeOnly a few more weeks
ikute dicute
>>587156569Does Suzuka explode in any other career?
>>587156892HOWA
>>587156892Cutie ojou
ardanbros..... palmerbros.... ramonusisters.... we've been REPLACED by biggus dickus and fujin....
>>587157071cute dober
qt
If 7 I'll do 6 tickets pull for the wei girl
>>587157071OMEGA SEX PLUS ULTRASEXSEXWIFE
>>587156569K.S.Miracle more like K.Y.S.Miracle
honorary mejiros
>>587157328*In-laws
umayuru ramonu nyever ever....
borgar
>>587157534Retardsen Jordummy
cute
>search 8*+ front runner on uma.moe with at least one star of gw>1 result>94 affinity ballroom seiun which I can't use because my other parent is seiunFine I'll make an 8* front myself
>>587157735I think you should be nicer to people
>>587157026Fuku tells Suzuka not to die.
>>587157872She knows what she is
>>587157853global almost never shares niche parents nor bothers making them, unless it's for something like super meta End xOguri
>get a satisfactory clank>time for ace runs!>zero (0) good flowa parents on db
>>587157928Sexooo my wife
>>587157853why 8 and not 7?
>>587158063Maybe he trains Rickey
>>587157808Graffard geldings raiding Japan after all!
>>587143897Managed to get 9962 steps in the mall so at least I reduced some of what I ate
>>587158063Probably has a 2* on his own tree
why is ryan so girly in this umayuru
>>587158291she's always girly
>>587158291>t. never read Ryans career
>>587158291She's so girly, random men are hitting on her at the beach during summer camp
>>587157928sauce?send it to me, rachel, please
what a weird episode...
>>587158473it's too serious...... I was waiting for a punchline until the end
>>587158226>roughly 7 and a half km inside a mallI would make security keep an eye on you, but well done anon
>>587158457https://x.com/Nukesaku696/status/2119392574586925395
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono odoki doki doki doki do~ki
I'm a grown ass man, dumbass
If I get lucky on my uma pulls I'm going 400 in on Sounds of Earth stam
>>587158291Overcompensating
>>587158676
I like this horse
>>587158548Thanks bwo the mall was big enough so managed to do good amount of steps
Sometimes when I see Ryan I get really angry and punch things. I punched a hole in the wall at my work last time.
>>587156569Rice Takarazuka injury when
>>587159024I like her too. She's a good horse.
Is Dober the only surviving Mejiro?
>>587157928tight umako sex with tama
>>587157328I love ines so much, also I want Ikuno already, I have the statues too
>>587159216Of the famous ones, I think
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realylre ally realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Daitaku Helios is not based, in fact, she's cringe
Verxina literally does not stand a chance. She's going to leave Tracen without securing her trainer husband
looped rss, ignighted wit 3 star blue. thats it
>>587159670ruined
>>587159670>>>/umajp/>>587159474Kill yourself.
Tachy
CM22 unwashed test8580 83168580 83168580 8316
danbooru is still down...
My penis is down n your uma wife too.
>>587144329>>nishino t: damn this kid is underage, i.....i have to stick my dick in thereH-he.... he's just like me.. I... thank you
YESRYAN UMAYURU TIMEYES YES YES YES
>>587159932I think I hate Helios but she made me like Ruby at least... god for ruby for alwaya rejecting her, she belong to human torena
The Dream
Give me a (You) or I rape Mejiro Bright. I just woke up and I'm hard, so don't test me.
>>587160190God I wish
>587160225You wouldn't dare, coward
I'm doing... I'm bricking the run right there
Rickey on my dickey
How does the Mejiro family even work in this universe?Are they all related or are taken in by this rich organization simply because they have Mejiro in their name?
>>587160283you're bricked with that stamina anyway
Her career was awful, I hate yuri
>>587159932Shame on debuffer faggots. One more3663 86953663 86953663 8695
plus you're a chestnut
i just knocked up kei-chan
>>587160371They are related
i fucked your dog
hey thats my chiyono
Mejiro granny is a uma??
ryan LOVE
>>587160695Of courseretard
>>587160793Brian massive tits and abs
Good umorning, /uma/No luck on a second ace, but having one really strong one is a good sign for things to come
>>587160894
Is it bright who's singing the uma samba?
>>587160529Edo tits
Whenever I hear the Umayuru intro jingle, I am always reminded of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5v3kku4y6QThe opening jingle sounds similar.
>>587161054
how WILL they adapt the enuch horses?will they be easy to ace train but you can't use them for inspo?
i love ryan so much
>>587161162fine motion is infertile irl, but you can still breed her
GET THIS SHIT PINK OFFA ME
>>587161158
>>587161162doto and meno have both lost ball privileges irl and still get to pass on sparks
reminder that they are considering orf retirement from stud soonhe's getting chopped too
>>587161335>all the umas I like are here, and I'm shorter than all of themn-nyo....
>>587161414I'm shorter than Still in Love, man. You'll be fine.
>>587160582Gay
>>587161335Is there a bust chart?
>>587161470why need a chart when all the umas are attractive enough to make you bust?
>>587160010Sounds like there's a LOT of fixes that needed to be done to the site that they'd just been putting off until now.
>>587161521Some make me bust bigger than others.
>>587161535Probably
Is Fine Motion canonically futa?
>>587161340Dumb example, both doto and fenomeno were studs for years
My trainee is suspiciously good at English
Guys I think I stink.
>>587161627Thats a pure bred american uma
>>587161639GO TO THE BATHROOMYOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
It has been a long time since a new true boob queen has been added to the game with Rulership
I wish I had gone fishing before the season endedAlways next Spring
>>587161676no not yet
>>587161736chud tits..
Tummy
Tamageddon?
>>587161805
>>587161919Mambogeddon
Would anyone here happen to know how I can get my hands on the game files for the trainee careers? I am working on adding audio to a porn animation, and I'm using an app called "Umamusume Explorer" to extract the game audio files, but it's missing files from their careers.https://files.catbox.moe/mnohw7.webm
>>587161925
>>587162000Again?
>>587161035I think so.
>>587161335Taiki is as tall as me
Everybody is confirmed gay in tracen. Only uma population collapse awaits. Nothing good will ever happen. It's over. Demons and jews won.
Seiun Sky is a pedophile
>>587162184That's my trainee.
>>587161925Make her playable! I love her design, we need more shark teeths umas with this kind of eyes too
>>587147210Isn't Curren Chan really big horse?
>>587162307who the fuark is the whore on the left
>>587161405retarded neigha, there was no announcement like that. He is only getting moved to the same stable as DorjiaWhy would they consider that when he can still be active, and he has a G1 win this year?
>>587162552that is what shakur trainers look like
>>587162596BOY
>>587162532for you
>>587162008No idea sorry, but oguri sexo
Hello, i have 8400 carats and 13 tickets. Is that enough for Ramonu?
>>587160397Could've corrected her with your cock, sensei.
>>587162760nyesanyone can get mlb in ~50 pulls
waheygood morningu
>>587162184Tell me you wouldn't
>>587162760
>>587162819Good afternoon
CM22 Aquarius8321285583212855
>>587162532She is in the 470kg - 500kg range
sex with zoomers
>>587162804I'm going to fuck Ruby and make her watch from the cuck chair instead
>>587162760if you spend nothing from now until then you will get 400 pulls, be prepared to get raped and have to use uncap crystals
>>587162852>>587162815But I've heard there will be free pulls? And anni freebies? Isn't that enough?
>>587162804>>587162989Isn't she basically head over heels for the trainer as well?
>>587162965What the fuck is srk or ksr? Dumb lesbian horse
>>587163050No. She "loves" her trainer like she loves the rest of her not-Ruby friends.
>>587163050Didn't feel like that, she's always talking about the ojou-sama loli. I didn't unlock the hot springs scenes, maybe she show another side of her there?
>>587163115B-But she tried to kiss me in the hot springs...
>>587162950The cutest weight?
>>587163032nyo bwo... i hope you have uncap crystals stashed
>>587163186On the cheek doesn't count.
Post our precious Ojou sama Ruby
Guys I don't like Buena Vista.
>>587163228Kissing a dude on the cheek is basically a love confession though, or else she wouldn't ask whether I had a gf or not.
>>587163228My ass cheek
>>587163162Well you should, that is where shit gets spicy.
>>587163215I used them to uncap Maru...
>>587163268that's just a greeting don't get the wrong idea
Nice cuckge, globalcucks
>>587163354then youll have to use the special adults only card
>>587162965Cute zoomer wife
>>587163361Bitch you're not convincing me.
>>587162948maybe I'll have to make a real team after all
Sure, Helios might jump you, panting and in wild heat... but you know, we can't really say if she's interested in you or not. This could be her way of saying hello, or it might be part of Umamusume culture. It is better to play it safe and not assume she is interested.
>>587163465>UF7 what the fuck?
>>587163262Why are you gay?
>>587163345I just read it (online) and there wasn't a single mention of a kiss. You fucking liar!
>>587163528>the kiss was added by the trannylatorsAPOLOGIZE
Shart Falcon LMAO
>>587163032it's about 20k worth of free pullsyou need 60k
>>587163504Fluffy Buraito
CHOWAYO CHOWAYO SPEAKI CRYIER
>>587163487She is gay and only gay. Writers assumed the trainer's gender to be female while writing. Only uma population collapse awaits. Nothing good will ever happen. It's over. Demons and jews won.
My trainee kissed me with tongue and rubbed the palm of her hand over my crotch, but then said it was just how to say hello in Germany. But when I did it to a stranger after going to Germany, I got arrested. Did my trainee lie to me?
>>587163650Palmer...
>>587163650Trying too hard bwo
ohhhh nyooooo how dreadful haha
>>587163345Why does she call me princess? I'm a dude...
>>587163650I shall rebuild the Uma population with Mejiro Palmer.
I'm off to a date with the zoomie, later virgins.
>>587163830(You) are made to ship paama with helios, because only yuri is allowed
>>587163875>giving up wizard powers for some zoomer strangengmi
>>587163820Because you chose a female trainer in the beginning...
>>587163830>breeding an ugly gyaru
>>587163487She is straight and only straight. Writers assumed the trainer's gender to be male while writing. Only uma population explosion awaits. Everything good will happen. We’re so back. Demons and jews lost.
>>587163734i'm unlocking this washboard from daily legend race in 45 minutes
>>587163228>>587163268 >>587163361this is how you know that anons in this thread have never had any real contact with a girl before.this was a very common flustering tactic that my bully used on me so she could have an excuse to make fun of medon't get me wrong, i too was delusional and thought she had a secret crush on me back then, but she kept doing it and doing it for months on end that it became clear it was just a game to her. the nail in the coffin was "well? aren't you going to try anything?" which was obviously bait for me to do something foolish so she can back off and call me a creepy perv
Danchou touched me inappropriately in front of the new club members. Again...
>>587163820Just like I stated writers assume you are a female trainer
>>587163928Helios's Trainer can try to ship if they want. I, Palmer's trainer, will breed the Mejiro.
>>587163968sirius traina...
>>587163968
>>587164013>>587163943
I love my genius wife!
>>587163958enjoy your carrot bwo
10 pull for daitaku Helios if 67
>>587163875>get some boba?We're going to grab some boobs?
>>587163875Keep your used clothes away from her
>>587142105>>587143509Forever Fraud for life
>>587164009And I'll do it again if you don't keep quiet
if 7 i oshi helios
>>587163943
8 and yuri is infinite
>>587164050It's the same dialogue regardless of gender, retard
No one unironically rolled for Helios.
doto is cute i hope he lives forever
>>587164197Laziness or retardation, call it.
>>5871642474 and he is shindeiru by april of next year
>>587164247>7
>>587164016Sorry but paama is already hopelessly in love with helios. She is only attracted to carpet.
>>587164247There are too many cute mares on our side of the afterlife for him to want to pass yet
>lesbian >pedophile
>>587164339Sorry, she's in love with me now. Uma population boom incoming.
>>587164246>nobody rolled for a forced whore umaftfy
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
still thinking about that lil' green nigga helios found at the parkaliens are real in the umaverse
>>587164362this is why you oshi for maresyou are safe from yuricucking that way
>straight>not a pedophile
>>587164247>old>pedo>no balls>extremely hornyhes just like us bwos
Notice how the threads go to shit when Helios gets posted? Yeah, I'm noticing as well
>>587164362>raped by ugly mares
>>587164419Can't wait for her to spook me, she's so beautiful.. I hope her career is good and not rancid vomit like Helios's
>>587164415Wooby is just short and small.
>>587164246Who the fuck would want to read brave queer story written in ebonics?
>>587164557Her career is actually focused on her and her story. Unlike Helios which is just a different perspective to Ruby and Miracle's stories. She also develops a real crush on you.
>>587164565>t.Helios
>>587164415Also she's a Boca fan, so she's a nigger too
carrot wife
>>587164557I hope you love yuri because her main gimmick is her one-sided crush on helios
>>587164565>t.Ruby's Torena
>Helios is a male IRLYou just can't write interpersonal relationships between umas without them coming off as a bit gay since every horse is genderbent.
*fwooosh*
>>587164671Finally a good post.
>>587164646>Her career is actually focused on her and her story.As it should be>She also develops a real crush on you.As it should be
I'm gonna make Oguri Cap as my next cm acethe christmas one as front runner
>>587164505>he forgotten
>>587164751You dont need to cast any magical spells on me, Dober. I already love you.
>>587164557I hope you hate yurishit because her main gimmick is her crush on (you)
>yuri>yuri>yuri>yuri>yuriAAHHHHH MOU! I'VE HAD ENOUGH.7 and every ugly bastard anon in this thread gets to rape correct one dyke uma of their choosing4 and we all get chained to the cuckchair with a chastity cage while watching hot steamy umaxuma sex
>>587164787She develops crush on Helios though
>>587164736Ruby when? Also before pulling for Shinko Windy, is her story good and fun? I want her for her teeths
>>587164743Wei!
>>587164751
>>587164942Man, what a handsome horse he was
>>587164802I tried this a few times until I realized her unique was placebo, she was only beating bad brickeys. Good luck though, I switched to OG Oguri as end closer.
Mejiro Housewife.
>>587164816Vodka career is her doing her own thing with us with Daiwa as a third wheel
My trainee invited me to a christmas date and made a long winded, detailed explanation about how everything I did in the past 3 years is objectively because I love her. Thankfully I corrected her, it's because I love her racing. I'm pretty sure I was correct, so I don't know why she broke my legs after that....
Valentine alts today or tomorrow
>>587164942>helios talking in ebonics is lore acuratetrannylators.. i kneel...
Oh so you're trying to convince yourself.
>>587164787>>587165041Canon housewife after her career
Remember to prepare snacks
>>587165105tomorrow, we get the pic with uma potentials the day before and we don't have them yet
>>587165043She's cheating on you.
Sorry but all uma are drawn to human cock.
>>587164942I feel sorry that any horse had to be depicted by such a ugly and annoying whore. Fate worse than glue.
I think Buena is SHIT.Curren is better and (You) knew her in the past.Dream Journey is better and (You) knew her in the past.
painting marche's womb white...
>>587165043True
>>587165105tomorrowi have my statues and books ready to max out valentine ryan the instant i get her
>>587164995he was incredibly cute
>>587165201>SeaPAG humor
>>5871651052 days
Maybe the Heliosfag was THE yuricuck all along...
>>587165181>>587165317thanks>>587165282gross
will next thread be butter?
>>587165250
Ruby will never love Helios. Be the rebound, Trainer.
>>587165376nyes
>>587165365dont say that...
>>587165376With the resident homocuck? No.
>>587165449I fully support your right to have terrible taste, Ryandanchou
>>587165376>yurishit>zoomershitEoS sadly
>>587165226
>>587165429Those are ladyboys
rub the yurishit away
>>587165250I don't like the idea of "you knew (trainee) in the past"NO I DIDN'T That was not (me)& it's lazy writing wiseForced & unearned connection
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>587164942What a beautiful hair...he's so beautiful. He's shining
>>587165654>>587165654>>587165654
>>587165595Unless that is pegging, it's yurishit too
>>587165595I want to be manhandled by Gentil
>>587165602>lazy writing wiseShut the fuck up yurickcuk. Umas, one way or the other, are for us. US!
>>587165595>gorilla
You can tell from the identical filenames that it's one troon.
>>587165826It's the usual suspect phoneposting you can ignore him since this shitposting angle is the brownest and most obvious he has ever been
>>587165270Accurate despiction of Vodka career, honestly I pity Scarlet fans because even her career is her being obsessed with Vodka
>>587165449I hate her granny casual outfit, her race outfit is hot tho
