Previous: >>587141457New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Mejiro Housewife
>it's "pretend to like palmer" hours again
>>587165654kei olev
Everybody is confirmed gay in tracen. Only uma population collapse awaits. Nothing good will ever happen. It's over. Demons and jews won.
Digitan LOVE
fat uma love
thoughts on OLD Orf?
>>587165654
ryan LOVE
End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
>>587165807is this card as good as the mainstream media says?
https://poal.me/h2ruqrhttps://poal.me/h2ruqrhttps://poal.me/h2ruqr
>>587165806You're allowed to join us and like Palmer, too.
mejiro palmer palm in my palm
Please keep the Heliosshit in the last thread.
>>587165902borrowcore
>>587165807Nobody remembers this show you old fart.
>>587165714>>587165806Palmer only loves Helios sadly. You can't make a housewife out of a butch dyke.
>>587165992>>587165834Hello tranny.
Everyone is confirmed straight in tracen. Only uma population explosion awaits. Everything good will happen. We’re so back. Demons and jews lost.
>>587165654Whats with the uptake of KS Miracle posting recently.I thought all the boyuma fans were too busy jerking it to Seiun Sky
It's finally time for them to do the thing
>>587165886Ugly boy
such a cute episode
>>587166053had an appearance in Helios' career and stole the show
>>587165992One day Helios will finally "get it"
>>587165969what if I'm borrowing ancestors
>>587166053KS Miracle plays a heavy role in Helios's story. In fact, half of Helios's story belongs to KS Miracle. The other half is for Ruby. Helios doesn't really get a story in her own story.
>Heliosfag is now trying to smear our PalmerThe most disgusting thing I've seen all week.
>>587166089It's shit
>>587166153cope head-on or use the mightiest miler
>>587166068Will anonchama go back to Tamalove next month
>>587165714>>587165806Palmer only loves (you) as expected. You can easily make a housewife out of a straight uma
>>587166068The brickedautislove merger when
>>587166143Hello tranny.
>>587166175
>talk to a random little girl once >get marked for lifehow is this fucking fair. I had a whole life ahead of me and now I don't.
>>587165973
>>587166132I am still mad we did not race against her even onceOther careers have nonsensical shenanigans like Maruzensky showing up at the end of Chiyo's careerWhy can't K.S Miracle show up here???They can break the rules but only SOMETIMES I suppose
>>587166219bricked autist would be a hard asf club name
>>587165714>>587165806I love Palmer look and sweet voice
>>587165654Underrated umawife
>>587166250BASED AND STRAIGHT
>>587166157>>587166132Ok thats pretty funny
>>587166296Where did you find this picture of me???
>>587166331Truuuuuu
>>587166068Mambwo...
>>587166227Ugly woke boyuma
>>587166331but the question is who manages the merge?would one club purge half of its members for the other? or would they migrate and commandeer a dead club?
>>587165843Cock and balls?
>>587166383The first club to implode disbands and their top members join the other one after kicking half of their lineup.
>see random uma video on youtube>some seanigger going "didu know"
>>587166068Heyyyy its not us for a change!
>>587165282What about enough glimmers to max out the hints? It gets expensive real quick
>>587166339Just wait until ballroom and you will see that her heart has no space for men
Breast mogging? Kino of the highest order.
>>587166339>draw a boy>call him a girlFirst the tranny bull in Granblue, now this. Cygames is full of faggotry.
ruby is for rape and discard. kys is whatever. sex helio marry palmer.
>>587165860I like her a lot, but I like this kind of designs. Hope they use it for someone else
>>587166494i think i have like 700 at the moment
>>587166513You are trans.
frontbros how are we feeling about Vines being bourbon2? is she going to invite as much seethe as vb did
I want my trainee to have a nicer ass when she's wearing bloomers. What types of exercises should I have her focus on?
>>587166053Helios's story is actually Miracle and Ruby story, also Helios simp hard for Ruby
>>587166494who cares about glimmers I need books
>>587166526Terrible taste. They will never like men.
>>587166468>another ugly gyaru
>>587166513>complete failure that can't live up to her family's name>can't beat the dyke sexpesting you>boyfriend moves to another girlMaybe Ruby and her trainer are made for each other.
>>587166339Just wait until her career and you will see that her heart has all the space for (you)
Does the valentine event drop in 8 or so hours or 36?
>>587166636>ESLbrown
>>587166296Yep, that's me and my umawife
>>58716671736
>>587166717Schedule in the OP
>>58716671736.
Umamusume is a straight game for straight men. Go infest other games like DBD if you want to feel accepted.
>>587166685No one is rolling for an uma that looks like a boy except trannies and foids.
>>587166526Great taste. They all love men.
>>587166550Should be good then
>>587166717digits is how many hours until balentayns
>>587166648Silly anon, all "lesbians" eventually take a dick.
KS miracle would 100% die after childbirth
>>587166521Don't worry Silence, I like them small
>>587166296DON'T DOXX ME BWO
>>587166785
why is valentine's day happening in november
Do uma that have been genderbent have penises?
>>587166951Love is always in season, anon.
>>587166952Only Fine Motion
>>587166945Holy shit, 20 penis devourers.
>>587166945I can't believe Dicktus is a town bicycle
You stupid ass virgins seriously need to get laid.
>>587166996Fuck off to >>>/y/
>>587166945>flower has a similar taste in umas as mei didnt expect to call flower my nigga when i got up this morning but here we are
It's crazy that you can pinpoint the moment all the shitposters started their usual bullshit
Unironically, the Helios spam (Palemer is cool and wife) ruined this general. Is worse that the attention whoring Chiyonofag from some months ago.
>>587167194Congrats. Now Fuji Kiseki will lock your office door and ride your face to establish dominance.
stop making me want to fuck palmer
>>587166996>see married men>want to marry him anywayWhy are uma childs like this? They're homewreckers
>>587167194Skip the boyuma >>587167193You'll never be black.
>>587167250you wouldn't a mejiro?
This is your wife! look at her!
>>587167052When did you transition?
>>587167250Fuck a Mejiro, Trainer. Continue the bloodline.
bros? whats hardcore tag?
mejiro means fuck
>It's Sunday
Can we move on from this zoomer bitch?
Straight bros, we WON
Be sure to stock up on the rare sash before the event ends
>>587167326I love my wife! I love looking at her!
>>587167481no weii, at least not until her banner is over
>>587167457>Seiun's onahole
Oppai will save this thread
>>587167504I'll just request these in club chat
carnival more like cunny
>>587166906I don't think your words will reach her....
>>587167457>Torena's onahole
>>587167571but then my flatlining clubbie will have a melty...
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>587167539>midget Fuck off
>>587167539she speaks funny
Shit threads are tiring..
Why did they give these horses such retarded names?
>>587167648Shut the fuck up Heliosfag
>>587167481Shitposting aside I really think her story was shit and that there was too much focus on other characters
"Drawing pictures of things and getting mad at them is not evidence those things exist" is an all timer
>>587167491Always have
>>587167697Skibidi Rizz (guaranteed future uma) is not a retarded name.
>>587167728I wish I knew japanese so I could be free troonlator's zoomer lingo.
>>587167713>implying I don't support the woke zoomer
So are we in favor or against they way Helios was translated to the west?I want to get my talking points right
>>587167789>brain immediately has to got to tranniesWoke retards are fags, but so are you.
Umamusume? Is it really this hard to click on the correct tab before posting?
>>587167618If my words can't reach her then I'll have to touch her delicious mosquito bites. Also she'll use a microbiki for summer training because I love that combo
>>587167784
ikute dicute
fuck you>fattens your suzu
>>587167836*free from you nigger keyboard
>>587167871Nobody but you believes that shit.
>>587167917They have been making femboys and lesbians into trannies due to their designs.
I occasionally log in to 10 friendship points from some guy borrowing my medium stam dober parent and I dont really get why
>>587167917It literally says transsexual in the comic
>>587167936
>>587167648Fuck on!>>587167661I know and that's why I love her
>>587167828I'll drop the game before that happens.
don't forget your dates, anyons!
>>587167975>t Allison
She so cute.
Fellas I have fallen for the Verxina propaganda but she's not coming out until 2028 what should I do
>>587167836For me it's the moonrunes. I can understand a lot of conversations since there isn't much of complicated dialogue.
>>587168210They will never be anime girls.
>>587168046And you brought it here like the typical faggot closet cock sucker to whine about some lefty. Go back to /pol/ retard.
>>587168183>52 year old hag
>>587168183My umawife is older than my parents...
>>587166521large breasts fill a man's handsmall breasts fill a man's heart
espoir city umanko on my penis
>unity half TP startsRikocoin to the moooon
>>587168170Okay bro, I believe. Just stop posting that, it hurts my soul.
Since you're all just shitposting anyway.
>>587168238Hold strong until then
>these are all the Front umasWhat the fuck there's basically nothing except alts. What am I supposed to roll for
>>587168314Large breasts also fill a man's heart
>>587168238>wanting Gentil's cumrag Skip her, faggot
>>587168387alts?
>>587168378My only option...>>587168415Verxina is the #1 in my heart
>>587168387the same thing everyone else pulls, the ones that make your cock hard?
>>587168291SHE'S 52?!ZAMN!
>>587168387become a frontchudit will be okay
>>587168314>T.SuzukaBoobs, any kind, fill my heart
>>587168403Ugly hag
>put a sloptuber's video about GM as background noise >"yellow crystal is the strongest of them all"that one is so bad do those niggas even know how to read their effects in gametorah
>>587168387it makes sense because frontgoys dont actually care about the characters
>>587168387>he noticesStop questioning and stick to your style main!
Since you're all just shitposting anyway.Your Uma wife.Your Fire Emblem wife.
LET IT RIDE
>>587168183>>587168527THAT one picture of her ass lives rent free in my head. I don't want to date a granny...
>>587168387lol
>>587168620Should have fix her masculine face
>>587168647Nothing wrong with running Urara
>>587168387probably why I'm pulling Katsuragi Ace if I can afford it. She debuts in March-ish? She doesn't even look that good, but she'll be a new face in my Front herd. She's also friends with CB, who I'm pulling in 3 weeks, so that's cool.
>>587168620It's worse for the single reason that it resembles the owner's racing silk less
My next target is Shinko Windy, tell me about her
Thank God the thread is finally healing.
>>587168238buy merch and her sisters
ace on my face
>>587168620It being overdesigned is in character for Pearl
>>587168813She's a bad dog that bites often.
>>587168647grim
I think I`ll take it easy this next cm so I go to the next scenario not burned out
>>587168620ok now do this for genshinvre
seeking my sperm
>>587168585LaurelElise
>>587168891Nothing wrong with running Inari One
>>587168813She only fucks dogs
I want to fug this granny
>>587169019you barely see anything
Good evening
>>587169019how about now
>>587168559don't shay that...
>>587168978Shortstacks aren't sexy.>>587169019No eggs.
>>587169019same but wonder acute
>>587168689>masculine face??? Are you retarded on purpose?
>>587169103You gay
What happens to my single front Rickey when there are no other fronts in the roomDo I just have to count on my end closer not whiffing
>>587168602I love her
I'm going for a job. I rape the next Uma posted when I come back.
>>587169050gweetings
>>587169051Even better
>>587169156
tamabwos... autisbwos... it's time to enact the protocol
I can't look at Verxina the same after THOSE images
>>587169150She wins. Solo front Rickey can still do it.
>>587168885I see....
>>587169262You're late. Too late even>>587166068
waheyhi
>>587169129She has the face of the average tranny.
>>587169050>>587169169>>587169349Hey
>>587169262>ryanew!!!
>>587169349>>587169169>>587169416gweetings
>>587169050>>587169349hey
>>587169396Fuck Taiki, but this is soulless
i think the solution for leechers in /uma/ clubs is to make a /uma/ network club where leechers go form their own A club and contributors get to stay in A+
Will you forget about Light Hello after Grand Live is over?
>>587169396just link the reddit/twitter post neigha
Just blame Mambo. It's that easy
fix umas remove clothes
>>587169103In a thread invaded by yuricucks, you're the most faggiest of them all.
>>587169396>the gun is an unnecessary detail
>>587169530You will never be a danchode.
>>587169413>western artist >ugly greek uma
>>587168585MaruzenskyLyn I guess, I only ever played the GBA ones long ago
>>587169346it seems the masses want it... it's only a matter of time
>>587169546Who?
>>587169546nyo, because I will keep her in my perverted mind until her supoka with tazuna comes out
>>587169546Not really
>>587169568uma BE...
>>587169413>beloved by the people>hated by the lazy and corrupt cocksucking senatorsDon't fall for the senators propaganda,
>>587169545Fuck off, Enu
https://www.iwara.tv/video/9pDxkovgFbe97X/
>>587169546
grope her umanko
>>587169546YES. Her story and her scenario's story sucked major ass and doing GL runs was a boring torture. Great body tho.
>>587169634>greek
>>587169750No hags
as long as Falco exists, Light Hello will continue to do so, she will never get over getting cucked
>>587169769If you had given me my song points that wouldn't happen...
I'm starting to get the feeling that someone is posting outrageous and retarded shit just to get a (you)
This is really pushing it. If I get unlucky with VFujin and CB pulls, and Ramonu curses me, I'll have to skip Katsuragi Ace that will make me sad.
>>587169979
>>587169979And you can ignore them without him being unable to anything at all to stop you
>>587169769>croneI had to look up that word
>>587169986>skip Katsuragi AceDo it
>>587169986there's always... you know...
>>587169986Use your shards bwo
>>587169979outrageous and retarded shit: umas are not real
>>587170059Azuma and Light Hello are crones
>>587169986>Katsuragi memeNobody cares for the copy and paste uma.
>>587168813She's very cute
>>587170072What a cute little piglet :)
wife
>>587170216>she wants chads
>>587169986You can use the selector on her!!!! It's what I'm planning to do, $20 for Ace husband
>>587170216Nice Skank
>>587170180A trillion kisses and bites and babies
>>587166068>>587169262Worse part of merging is one of the two clubs have to triumph over the other cucked one
>>587170076I've thought this out quite carefully. I need the crystals (I have 3 and 18 shards right now) to guarantee mlb Bourbon in 200, so I need Ramonu to bless me and/or get lucky with uma pulls so I can throw the balance at support cards. Pasa's important so I need to budget 600 pulls for her. giri giri da na
>>587170402>A trillion kisses and bites and babiesShe looks like a child
>>587170396Ugly
>only dirt spark in 4 runs is the run where I get two under 20% failures & a Slow Metabolism debuffFooook offff
>>587170469
>>587170469That's not Nice (Ugly) Nature
>>587170480Post the twitter user
>>587170460A quintillion kisses and bites and babies
Isn't this icon a little too erotic...?
>>587170480this shit is so unfunny
Teiobro!!! Don't skip your lunchies today!!!
>>587169546She will give gold PTO in GM auto runs
>>587169986This is me
>>587170480die
Favourite ad? For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDe684oFzhc
>>587170858Already ate it
>>587170931>dog>loli>oppai loliSave your carats
teiobros are cute when you don't remember that they are fat old men
>>587170964For me its this onehttps://youtu.be/JUH2c0z2QR4
>>587171151
>>587169986my plans are simple
Can a Currenposter and a Teioposter find love with each other?
>>587170964Will the jockeys do a global ad someday? Imagine...
>>587171236It always surprises me how tall Rickey is her design makes her look like a midget until you see the 3d model
>>587171223>>587171170I wish Kris wasn't so autistic. I love Hishi
>>587171237wait fuck im retardedi clicked the one thats a year ahead for mei and ellooks like i may have to use THAT...
>>587170450the next crystal finishes ~2.16.2027 and Wit Bourbon drops ~1.15.2027, so in a worse scenario, 400 pulls + crystal to mlb Ramonu, then 200 pulls + 3 crystals to 3lb Bourbon, then use the last crystal a month later for MLB. Next crystal after THAT is ~5.9.2027, a month after Pasa
>>587171353Both are hot
>>587170964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrGUbwhHY6g
>>587171353>asian trainer
>>587171404This calculator lowballs hard no? You're probably fine.
>>587171451At that point you save the final crystal and use the 2.5 anni selector surely
>>587171170>>587171473Hishiama sexo and Kris ssexo At the same time
>>587170931I LOVE LOLIS!
>>587170964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1v5r_BClyE
>>587171475
>>587171352She's got some kind of freakish uncanny valley going on actually. She's TOO big. I really don't like her.
>>587171353built for BAC
rickey rickey destroy my dickey
>>587171473Yeah but Kris is never going to say that she want to have one on one match with me in my room
>>587169986you'll never realistically hit 200 on every single banner, it's still around 100 average. You'll be fine
>>587171475Someone post the super cuck comic
>>587171727Incorrect
Just give me the plain translation with translator notes where needed.
uma is a white and asian franchise, brown umas should be deleted
>>587171813Please prove me more some more while posting pictures of Kris
>>587171541I'm strictly f2p. Never will I ever use THATit's part of the fun, for me. It turns the game into a puzzle of resource management, self-control, and tactics. Sometimes I violate The Plan (I did for Ardan and moreover I had to go 200 pulls for her), but I've never regretted the few times I have. Other anons can be pic related, I shan't be. My deck and stable are pretty strong for f2p now, especially considering I bricked myself for 9 months because of how I played the game for the first ten weeks.
What's the best reward for Uma Outings? The Carats or the Gold crystal shards?
>>587171894Kris is a bit slow when it comes to emotional matters, but is very matter-of-fact with her love for her trainer
>>587171767>neverI've seen too many anons post their dogshit RNG (eg 600 pulls and 0 Tachyon) to believe that can't happen to me. Budgeting 100 pulls for an uma is asking to get fucked, and not in the fun way.
>>587172012Doesn't really matter because you get them all, carats is better tho.
>>587171916>A puzzle game where if you misplace your pieces you have to pay real money or you lose forever
I want to get a mcgriddle but church service won't end before the menu switches to lunch
>>587172039it's extremely unlikely to hit 200 on every single uma rolling banner, once or twice maybe, but it's unlikely. Of course do not budget 100 per uma, but expect the tail end of your rolling plans to have higher expected rolls than what the calculator is showing you
>>587171884Wrong
>>587171851Errrm ACKSHUALLY an accurate translation would look like:>I'm sorry I'm not interested in tomboys because I think they're a bigoted representation of the trans community, please transition or your geegee ahh body will attract epsteintacular bigots. I suggest you to perform HRT and top sur... Just HRTFixed it for you
>>587172012you can get both, you know. I'd prioritize carats, gold crystal shards are nearly obsolete now unless you're a newfag who still needs good SRs.
>>587172012gold crystal shards are mostly obsolete atp
>>587172039This. The desire sensor knows what you want. You will go to 200 often.
I am never mutating aces for dirt again6 mile sparks and they procc almost every run, but 11 dirt sparks and I have seen them procc once in the last 8 inspos, this is fucking bullshit
Anybody else betraying their club soon?
>>587172024I don't know, I'm not so sure. I guess you'll have to post a little more haha...
>>587172215What's a horse
>>587172160Oh wait the mcdicks near me changes to lunch at 11 not 10:30 this is awesome
I'm gonna umarollllllllll
>>587172295>soonSis, it's too late now.
>>587172012It's just a glorified way for cygays to give gibs, you'll get them all as long as you log in everyday
>>587172295The currenposter revealed my mambros secretly hate me so I'm considering it...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHVDFIGARY HE RUFWYH DE I G SHJTEFIIHETUD AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAaaaaah AAAH WHATEVER EJAYEVER WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRR I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GROUNDWORK ANYWAY BROCKED RUN BROCKED RUN IT WSS WORTHLESS IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC RUNSWAYS NEED GROUNDWORK YEP WORTHLESS RUN THIS DOESN'T MATTER
>>587172325Well you see after fulfilling her goal of bringing honor to the Symboli name she realizes that she wants you to always stay by her side, recruiting you to her next, lifelong mission. It's impossible to say what she means by that.
>>587172081>>587172237>>587172203>>587172426Thanks, senpai
>>587172474pwned
>>587172474get bamboozled
>>587172474>playing career as front????MANT ended 6 months ago gwocho.
>>587172529licky licky licky licky lick lick lick mcqueen belly button licky licky lick lick lick
>>587172295
>>587172474Get Necked
Is serenity with 450 stamina enough as an end closer for next cm or I should also get an after school stroll?
>>587171916Retard we get a free support card selector every half anni
>>587172121not forever, but recovery can take awhile. I spent so poorly and thoughtlessly from July (when I started) to October (when I began saving for the Kitasan rerun) that I may as well have begun playing October 1st. I won exactly 1 CM before getting my own Fine Motion.
>>587172463mambwo...nyo... the currenposter is deceiving you...
>>587172295I'll never leave my club! I never have, been with them ever since I started playing!
>>587172625OOOOOOOH IM PLAYONH THE FRONT AS A FRONT THATS CRAAAAAAAZY N*GGER TELL ME HOW THE EXACF SAME THING WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I USED THE PACER STYLE OT STILL WOULD'VE N*GGER
>>587172727>Retard we get a free support card selector every half anniI totally forgot about that. But you're right. I keep forgetting how current they are, I know the last anniversay you could use it on Summer Hag, s'how I got her to 3lb.
>>587173097if you have played as pace you would've won without the need of skills
>>587173167Yeah and it's not like you'll be missing out on much by having Bourbon sit at 3lb for a while so just use that instead of a crystal
>>587173209LITERALLY HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSEWOULD IT HAVE STOPPED MY HELIOS FROM BEING LOBOTOMIZED MID-RACE & THEN HIT BY A BRICK THROWN AT HER HEADPERSONALLY I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW
>>587173049This is rape
>>587173402>PERSONALLY I DON'T REALLY SEE HOWNo wonder you have single digit plats
>>587173209I kinda forgot how her secret event works Does she need to be front for all those races or only on Arima Kinen?
>>587173097but helios unique just needs her to be in the top 50% of the pack
nfsu uma mod makes me want an actual uma racing game.
>>587173402pacegawd game chud
>>587173503That's not an answer & personally I think less & less of winning Plats when I see crap like THIS happenI'm waiting anonYou're so smart right
>>587173402Front runners need skills, they have to play not only against umas but also spot, rushed, late start, and the slowest speed from all styles.As a pace, she will just win because the only thing Helios will face is downhill mode (this is good)
uma uma samba
>>587173245an extra wit bonus isn't insignificant, but an entire crystal isn't worth slightly improved performance in a few CMs, especially since I'm not rolling on any supports from Bourbon through Pasa, anyway. If I can use the selector on her, that's what I'll do. thanks for reminding me, feeling more confident in my pull plan now.
>>587173718Boquita el mas grande
i got warned for posting a reaction image to porn in a previous breadwtf
>>587173762No problem and sorry for calling you a retard. It was rude of me and uncalled for.
>>587172474why does it brick your run if Helios loses the Yasuda Kinen?
>>587173631It looked pretty cool to mess around on. Dunno how you'd stretch that out to a full game though
>>587172521So Kris is basically Bourbon but brown?
Chiyoposters are a treasure
>>587173943Honestly yeah
>>587173718She has 1300 Speed & she would never Stam out hereI feel like having nearly 900 more Speed than my opponent should be good enoughCoughing baby & hydrogen bomb
SUPER STRONG S
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15223464
>>587173984Nice, I love Bourbon and I love brown anime girls
>>587174003post the haku
>>587173910Need to win both Spring & Fall Mile G1s Classic & Senior Year if you want to get the Runaway skill
>>587174003keep hitting your head against a wall playing her front in career then, it's your time
>>587174097I love Kris and I love Bourbon too so it tracks
Maybe I should bet on some races...
>>587173892no worries, it's just bantz and translates to "but consider this"
>>587174189Kill yourself, self-hating clanker
>>587174120God I wish I could see how that race went down but I skipped it because I didn't think what did happen could even be possible Usain Bolt lost to a 9 year old
>>587174097>>587174189I don't know anything about Kris but I've got her pulls planned. This connection is getting me hyped but afraid for my carats
>>587172295Yeah! Fuck dem Mambos!
>>587174214Don't be like the Creek Tranny
Gaia Force bros... With Jantar Mantar retired can he finally claim his first G1?
>>587174521>yurislop
>>587174548Girls hugging girls is cute.
Stop replying to trannies.
>>587174470Bets on Dragon Boost and World's End
>>587174003spot struggle + late start + rushed is the death of front runners. Rare, but it does happen. When that does happen, getting blocked, like you might have, fucks you. don't listen to the faggot saying >hurr durr if you'd run as pace you'd have wonneredbecause non-fronts get fucking blocked.
Please stop having sexual thoughts about your trainee
>>587173931idk either but creative people could figure something out. I think it's believable that there would illegal street racing in the uma world so the setting could be something around it.and honestly, they should expand the umaverse. I, for one, always wanted something related to jousting and knights.
>>587174214>$15 bet gives you a $36k payoutGODDAMN
>>587174729
>>587174890this is exactly why japan bans proper casinos
>>587174214dyont
Danchou, I'll be taking my umacation this month
>>587174841>Umas giving you their shoes is a holdover from medieval times where the loser of a joust had to ransom back their equipmentnaruhodo...
>>587172962but the things they said were too real, too true... it had to be coming from inside the club. currenposters are the only people who tell the truth in this general.
>>587175020holy fuck
Would my umas still love me if I troon out?
>>587174189Ok, you convince me to pull for her again
>>587169546She's going to be in parent decks for a long time
>>587175056>flatlining before the 15thbold
>>587175004imagine the self-control it would take to just walk away with those earnings and not blow it all trying to hit again. $36k is three years' living expenses for me, for comparison
>>587175128They don't love you already, but go ahead, you'll never breed anyway
>>587174729what if she's the one coaxing me into doing that?
>>587175128They're not fucking that ax wound
>>587175337It means she hates you and wants you out of the genepool for good
>>587175004Also why yakuza controls JRA
>>587175020You are supposed to put $1 per bet at most so the races feel even more intense to watch
>>587175059kino
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>>587175273Get a job
>>587175128yes! umas want you to follow your heart and live your best life! go ahead and change the gender option in the menu, trainer!
i was expecting funny moment on the latest umayuru episodeat least we still got samba
>>587175532why is the carrot so thirsty
>>587175560Dober...
>first unity fan run of the day>0 carats
>>587175653IM THIRSTY FOR BWC
>>587175653Too much samba under the sun and anal with her trainer after recording
>>587175273i can survive on just 2-3k a year
>>587175701>this girl was a broodmare IRL
>>587175723suzie would not fucking say that
>>587175781she would actually half her career events are saying how much she prefers the color white
>>587175723Muhammad...
fucking the palm
>>587175760
>>587175843>t. read the one event where you can choose one of two options>one aka half is whiteYou're a retarded touristroon
Hips or no hips?
>>587175723
>>587175746I own a house and have a mortgage, though. So I need more shekels than that
>>587176036holy MOGyano MOG guns
>>587176036breedbreedbreed?breed
>mortgageoid
>>587176036NishinoAlways Nishino
>>587176087i would evict my tenants if i found out they were c*rrenposters
>>587176087what'd you get your mortgage ati got mine at 2.7% during peak covid
>>587176036Mayano is absolutely perfect here
>>587176087I got an apartment but no debt, today's currenposter fun fact was an unexpected one.
https://x.com/VARkisaragi/status/2119259864199307292Which race and horse is this?
>>587176146In this thread we breed stegosexo
>>587176305Broad Appeal 2000 Negishi Stakes
>>587176036Sweepy is perfection
>>587176190due to various awful circumstances my rate is extremely iudaios at 7%. It is what it is and I love being a landowner, though. Having my own kitchen and bathroom is amazing. Things just stay clean when I clean them.
>valentine fujin releases tomorrow>non-front mains across the globe have been gaslit into pulling for hera red day tomorrow.
>>587176505>Having my own kitchen and bathroom is amazingthe best part is just being able to drive a nail in a wall to hang something without getting permission for it. its the little things
>>587176036>there are people wanting to bang a single father of 5 kids who are now grown up.heh... yeah.
>>587176246erm that's a STALLION bwo
>>587176036stego is so goddamn ugly
wuv dacchis, wuv my club
>>587176613Yeah... Haha... Who'd be so degenerate... Haha... Imagine...
>>587176745>he doesnt have the 500 one yetngmi
>>587176595My house was a remodel project (my brother is in the trades and helped me out), and getting to plan the interior design and color scheme was incredibly satisfying. Carpets/tile are slate grey, the walls are a subdued blue, and wood trim is stained mahogany for contrasting warmth. It's a very relaxing atmosphere.
>>587176745you don't need a club for that one bxo
>>587176745hakuraku made these so hard to get nowadays
>>587176745>tfw spook by this on CM finals day
>>587176809That's a boy
>>587176632no, she's a mare. Proof:>a mare is anything I want to fuck
Hello friends!!
>fast learner run>cb didn't finish her chainwhyyyyyy you are always so quick to finish why now
>>587177192Hello friendo
>>587177223early start is enough.
>>587177192heyo
>>587176305>If someone you’re trying to get hooked on horse racing asks to "see a race," just show them this—it’s the perfect choice for everyone.The based triumvirate2000 Negishi Stakes, Broad Appealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NantAN3T-Hk2012 Hanshin Daishoten, Orfevrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTN2-8nF942009 Yasuda Kinen, Vodkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6gaOS-127k
I love Falco randomly giving me Groundwork out of nowhere.
>>587177416>OrfevreNyo
>>587176036holy moly mayano
>>587176536brown...
>>587176087>>587176505>>587176595>>587176872Having your own house is a blessing in this economy, it helped I stayed long enough with my parents that I was able to save up enough to buy my own little house at 29 years old without going into debt for it.All I'm missing is an uma ningen woman to share this with, but I'm no hurry, I like the single life and having the house for myself
Already working on danchou cup uma so I can farm fans for my club for the rest of November
>>587177505Love brown
What's the importance with the number 7 in umamusume exactly?Is it because it looks like a horse head?
>>587177862Like a what head?
>>587177862what the fuck is a horse
>>587177508>Shakur Neck yourself
>>587177862Why does Bakushin even know that number exists?
>>587177862It's the same with every other culture?
>>587177508companionship is great (my three brothers all married very nice girls, I'm obviously wizard), but marriage seems so risky for men nowadays it's hard to imagine finding a woman you'd trust enough not to screw you over if things turns out unfortunately. Umas are better
>>587177508>ShakuteLive yourself
>>587178286Umas are better because they're simple-minded.They don't care about muh empowerement and about muh feminims politics, they just are silly, funny and loves/care you so much. No one really wants to go home after work and having to deal with someone really angry at you or that doesn't really gives you attention.
>>587177272>>587177376
>>587178608I wish I was that trainer.
i like our large concert
>>587178608I would do this to Helios
>>587177416the coolest...
>>587178890So that's why she hates MEN
>>587178554imagine coming home and seeing this, holy shit
you already know what happened next
>>587178890very cute
>>587179183Mejiro Palmer is cute! She's cute!
cm22 status?
>>587179278not a single ace, still working on parents. I'll start ace runs tomorrow or Tuesday
>>587179060
>>587179278Waiting for ines fujin banner before I can start training aces
>>587179278I don't prep for CM. I throw out whatever bullshit I have into the middle of open league and hope I win. #beastmode #laughattheodds
>>587179278huh
>>587179376all umas should be equipped with a copy of the movie Sensei and force their torena to watch it.
>>587179060Trainer's genes didn't even try
*Spurtuuuurt spurt spuuuurrrtuuuurt ruuruuruuuruurt ruurt*
>>587179532there's always next timeand the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that and the time after that
>>587179541kitasan after starting a zinc suppliment
Stop breeding Umas! We need to preserve a future for human (female) children!
how much stamina is needed for miles? like 550 right
>587179541Pathetic skinwalkersYou'll never be as good as the original erpers
>>587179060Yeah, it was like that back then.Now you need both parents to work just for survive, not just for being able to afford luxury stuff.We live in messy times.>inb4 b-but a woman needs her independence!!A couple should coehexist, one needs to stay at home, the other should work. I would be the one that will stay at home if my wife wants to work so much. As long as we can afford living. Something that we cannot do anymore.Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>587179278skipping cm22 because i'm done with this dogshit scenario
>>587179278considering hurting myself every time I don't get mile S
>>587179278Still farming a 2/3* mile/dirt parent with good whites
best umanko in tracen
>>587179278one ace but she needs great mood or she dies
what's up with the servers today, this is the fifth time it happened today everything else is working just fine though so it can't be my wifi
>>587179883Sorry forgot my pic
>>587179969If you use any third party app someone may be connecting to your account.
>>587179278All done since before cm21 started so I'm fan farming for the rest of Grand Live.
>>587179657that's too many kids...
>>587180065Is that the last GL CM?
>>587180065sex with cunny tyrant
>>587179969Shouldn't have bought your account
>>587179969Bro someone's trying to steal your account...
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have an internet connection
imagine coming home and seeing this, holy shit
>>587180060>If you use any third party app someone may be connecting to your account.Oh right, I have that vpn for bloodborne co-op actually, I was playing with my friend and forgot to turn it off
>>587180405Ryan is a cutie
>>587180405please don't, I was already contemplating suicide
Me and Palmer
Need Cesario nonny
>>587180405
>>587180532That Palmer needs bigger tits.
>>587180119Yes, so I did my aces as quickly as possible so I can have an one month break.
>>587180532for a moment I thought that guy had big tits
she's me...
Also me and Palmer
3 aces or 1 ace, two debuffers this time?
>>587180634Damn... I guess I'll do that this and be done with it too!
>>587180532what's up with mejiro torenas
>>587180797Why do you have two trainees?
>>587180532>>587180797>>587180927Why are you trans?
>>587180927I'm a slut
spes
how many kids will you have with your trainee?
Kissies?
>>587181221i'm not the one who will decide
>>587181221I slip contraceptive pills on my trainee's juice
I accept your contraception.
My pull plan is pretty well set for the first six months of 2027, ending with Anime Kitasan if I choose to pull her. (Bourbon wit, Katsuragi Ace, Summer Suzuka, Pasa, Ramonu, Kitasan), at which point I'll be mostly broke. But starting in UAF scenario, I'm in completely new territory. I'm mostly a frontfag, is it better to dump 400 on Still Speed SSR or go for Falco SSR? My general strategy is to ignore Orfe Guts/Nishino Power etc and roll only for the scenario link card, borrowing the generalist card. I'm skipping Tucker entirely and will either be content with B finals or go Open League if it's really that much weaker for that scenario, FUCK getting a 3lb Pal card in order to have scenario link. I'm strictly f2p, for context.
>biko and windy left in the samba EDfeno brat wrangler episode next?
>UF Bourbon jobs 1 out of 6 daily racesBITCH I SAW THAT 4TH
>>587181729my pull plan is to snack until I'm out of carats
>>587181729Skipping Orfe and Nishino is pretty retarded od you but you probably shouldnt invest in SiL if youre a f2p frontfag
>>587181729decide with your penis
>>587181272kill yourself
>>587181729maru is 1 month away from the piggy ticket so you can skip that
>>587181221Historically accurately
>>587174729Never
>>587181842>skipping Orfe and Nishino is dumbwhy? If I dump 400-600 pulls on every goddamn scenario banner, I have nothing left to pull style-specific cards like Daiwa/Shakur/Falco, to say nothing of important generalist speed cards like Still or Almond EyeMoreover, don't those cards, while powerful in their respective scenarios, pretty much disappear afterwards? So wouldn't it make sense to permaborrow them instead of dumping 60-90k on each?
We made a fuck sometimesWe made a fuck, oh yes we didWe did, we did, we did, we didOh how we made sheets roll
>>587181221a tremendous amount>"but many?"a tremendous amount
>>587181221>Look it up>Stallion >Thousands How the fuck am I going to pay for all this
>>587182291This one is gonna be trouble
>>587182291>all femalepedo coded image
>>587182581
i wasnt paying attention and bought 5 songs junior year and fucked up early classic
Mein Frau ist mein at last
>>587182626that's only half of her children. The boys get their own picture with mommy, this one's just the girls. They all wouldn't fit on just one frame, after all. Pic related is Super Creek explaining this just before we got married
>>587178608Give at least 3 good reasons why this shouldn't happen to HeliosHer career is just irritating to read It's so bad that I'd letbPalmer being gay slide just this once but no, Helios is too fucking retarded about Ruby
>>587182662???I do this almost every timethe only songs that matter in classic are the 2 skill point ones
>>587182769>he's going to GermanyBASED BASED BASED>good bier>good bratwurst>hot german umawife who loves her traditionliterally no downsides
>>587182563You can just tell her and the other daughter above her are gonna be Creek 2.0 when they grow up
>>587182868i could only buy 2 songs early classic and ended with mild success because i blew so many tokens
>>587182829it needs to happen in order to wake Helios up from her retarded Ruby obsession
I hate GermanyI hate Germans
>>587182795That heart in her eye is dangerous
>>587183018just click rainbows with big numbers torepiunless you have a trainee with something retarded like 3 race in the first half this shouldn't be a problem
Funny enough doing ines career I was forced to use three different recreations because ines keeps getting mood downs and migraines (fitting because she works too many part time jobs anyway) which ended with me finishing her recreation event where (you), the ramen owner, palmer and wei-chan throw a surprise party for hersadly can't do this more times because using recreation 3 times like that basically means glue kek, but it's a sweet event all the time.
Have sex with umas.
>>587183193idk what to tell you gwochachoi click the bondsi click the rainbowsthe tokens land where they landthe songs that show up are what show up
>>587182626 Creek had hundred of foals, so his uma version should have tons of uma kids
>>587183424HAGU HAGU SAMBA
>>587182131Orfe is the first and only good guts card for years. Flower is a bit less powerful, but also arguably the first good power card and has a generic gold for fronts.Daiwa and Shakur share a banner and SiL is a skip for you anyway. You dont actually have that many cards to roll on as a frontfag so idk what the issue is
finally got off the planedid I miss any drama today
>>587183342t.azuma
>>587183550Me missing you is not drama
>>587183342sorry azuma my trainee only wants to have sex with small aristocratic umas
>>587176030you know the gluttony event that every trainee has? the one where she's like "toreina-sannnn i just want it so bad... should i resist or... give in~?"look up what suzuka's is titled. sorry brownbro, that carrot is colonized.
>>587183550Yeah this*unzips dick*
>>587183543>Orfe is the first and only good guts card for years. Flower is a bit less powerful, but also arguably the first good power card and has a generic gold for fronts.so fronts will have both Orfe and Nishino both in their decks for 6 months+? I'm a bit skeptical about that. If the scenario cards stay meta for multiple scenarios every deck would be pretty much the same>Still is a skip for frontswhy? Her gold works for fronts and her support effects look monstrously powerful
Seiun Sky's swimsuit alt is too sexy bwosI hope we don't eos before it comes to global
hi nonny
>>587184072His hair looks nice, until the fuckass side shaveWhy is his hair like that
>>587184062so long as I can get Sexsuit Sky and Swimsuit Pandora I'll be happy. EOS can happen after that
>>587184143Go away V
>>587184182>Why is his hair like thathe wanted to have a T in his hair so people know his profession
>>587184182spicaman is unironically a masterpiece in character designno I will not elaborate
>>587184056Yes, you will start using power and guts cards for distances medium and below once the actually good ones come out.Yes, you skip SiL speed when Falco is a month before her and Almond Eye 1 scenario after. How many speed cards do you think you'll need?
>>587184182it's his T feature we all have that
*sniff sniff* What's that smell?
>>587184182Lost a bet to golshi
>>587184438I shit myself
>>587184438uma outing shoes on the homescreen...
>>587184438Signing dober as my trainee and stopping washing my meat stick
>finally decide to make my aces and check guides for accels>digitan consistently listed as better than brickeyWas Rickey an actual gaslight. There's only 3 CMs left after this one.
what if umamusume had little hooves on each finger instead of nails?
>>587184627>There's only 3 CMs left after this one.big if true
Sprints are the only CMs worth some time.The rest is just debuffslop.
Any cuties around here?
>>587184627>There's only 3 CMs left after this one.wtf bros i thought i had more time? i was just learning how to train finally...
I like that the chiyo avatarfag's posts are so generic and gay that we now have a bot set up to spam them.
>>587183342Why do they love human cock so much?
>>587184871I played double debuff on sprint as well
>>587185056i mean... what other cock would they love?
the japs are cooking
>>587184879hey
>>587184373this but unironically
>>587185119that's what I said
>>587184627>Was Rickey an actual gaslight.endchuds are easy to make, fronts have a higher skill ceilinga regular Digitan should beat most brickeys, but a good brickey will be unbeatable
>>587185310why is Urara so low
>>587184387>Yes, you will start using power and guts cards for distances medium and below once the actually good ones come out.gives me something new to think about, appreciate the information. Thankfully I can think about it for the next 8 months, since my pull plan is confidently set through July 2027 and I won't have to decide about Orfe Guts until August. I'll have 2-3 crystals by then, too.
>>587184627content creators have to pretend hakuraku and other tools that go deeper than the usual umalators don't exist out of fear repercussions from cygames
>>587185368Third best end after the obvious best ends isn't that bad, late data will be a bit scuffed since you need to fail a trainer wit check to play late on this track
>>587185368blindbwo?
>>587185497>>587185571I mean the other Urara the one I actually haveyou know, with the bloomers
>>587185652why do you think she should be higher?
>>587184627End completely dead if you got into full debuffers lobby. Make other position too.
>>587185652bad kitend closer mutation is not on the list (late surgers can't use daring strike)
>>587185652running regular Urara is a brick and only may have a chance with double debuffers
Judge her by her enemies
>>587185453Yeah you have plenty of time to consider and do your own research. I understand it sounding silly now that guts cards will ever be a serious consideration, but cygames did realize after GL that 3 speed 2 wit sucks ass if you want your players to roll on any other card type
>>587185818>Urara with double debufferswho would do such a thing
>>58718536810/%20% power/guts growth is still bad, even on mile tracks. Combined with her skills ranging from mediocre to useless, she's an uphill struggle to make powerful, even on a dirt mile track.
>>587185935Oshi gamers
where do I fit in this equation
>>587186125>>587178608
>>587186125the chair in the corner was built specifically for you torepi
>>587186125you get to watch and supervise. if you can pass the speech check then you can film and upload to umafans.
>>587186125>150+ umas to choose from>he picks the one uma that's retarded and gay
>>587186125You fit your penis into the available umanko and leave the rest to the Three Goddesses
>>587185310we all know that ricky outliner is with double doms like xog.
>>587186275taishin sexo
>>587186275taishin pocket pussy
>>587186125The random part one brings out of nowhere to rewrite it in a specific way
uhhh why does an uma need racks this fat, again?
>>587186125you get to comfort paama when helios ignores her advances for the fifteenth time
>>587186275taishin marriage
Taishin always came off as more of a tiny umanko uma than Tamtam to me
>>587184627She's definitely not a gaslight. Even a moderately well-built Rickey will beat a well-built Digitan. And a top notch Rickey will win by 2+ lengths against anything else.
>>587186580Because it's really fucking hot
drinking faxe kondi this stuff is pretty good
>>587186580
Around 0%
>>587185497>you need to fail a trainer wit check to play late on this trackI fully believe in ogurin and digitan so you better believe I'm bringing triple late as usual
>>587186871how many pantsu are in this melonpan
>>587186889their pacer aptitudes are right there bro
>>587186889You're supposed to give them end sparks so you can use daring strike spurt and maybe steps
>>587185934and in April-June of 2027 there'll be lots of talking about it. I like to get the broad outlines of a pull plan done early and make progressively finer adjustments as I get new information like>guts/power cards become meta for shorter distance CMs starting with Orfe/FlowerNo matter how I slice it, there's a carat drought in 2028 so that will require careful strategy.
raped
>>587186889it's a mile. a good OYL into lightning surge will always be competitive. the ends are way too uppity this CM with their win-cons having such shitty pre-conditions and debuffers being viable.
>>587185934>but cygames did realize after GL that 3 speed 2 wit sucks assBut /uma/ told me gm is just as bad
>>587187023I would rather kms than play pace>>587187032I'm supposed to give them OYL and watch as they hit it frame perfect and zoom to victory
>>587187212for different reasons
>>587187058Yeah there's for sure a period of heavy squeezing around SiL/Shakur/Ai + style specific cards
Fuji Kiseki offered to suck my dick after trainingWhat did she mean by this
>>587187369bro that's gay as hellbrojob brojob
>>587187058if you're still playing this shit in 2028 then you may as well spend a bit when cygames turns the milking machine on full-power.
>>587187212Every scenario is shit in its own way. I think GM was one of the less shitty ones though.Kitasan rape.
>>587187369
>>587186974Theyŕe been using the same pantsu to filter the juices for over 10 years
>>587186889lates are always gambling so your strategy is in character at least
>>587187470They've*I don't know how I fucked up this badly
>>587187439don't you dare talk about my boys l'arc and skill up island like that
>>587187549añon...
orenjis
>>587187369she's asserting her ownership over you before you have the chance to get into anything with other umas (or HUMANS). it's just how it is sometimes.
>>587187470slavbwo.....
Any anons ready to go steady for me?
>>587187657ORENJI FRENS
>>587187369You should always let your trainee sniff you daily.
>>587187657I wish Matikanefukukitaru was real so we could have a codependent relationship and keep each other from killing ourselves
>>587187470Kako si? Dobro sam!
>>587187810Are you Shiraoki?
we've all seen the spic uma memes are there any slav uma memes
>>587185310Just give it it me straight: is it worth to mutate Xoguri to front?
ks miracle ruby helios palmer is the most cursed yuri cube there is
>>587187961Yes
>>587187810Mambro...
>>587187762yes but you never respond back
>>587187650>>587187664>>587187827I'm neither a slav nor a spic, I am just using a weird keyboard layout and sometimes I forget to hit alt+shift I have no excuses for the r tho
>>587187023He might as well play lates at that point
>>587188107What...
>>587188376Dont be like that...
>4% failure into practice poorI am not pulling out tonight, Acute
if he is mambo and you are mambowho isnt mambo
mile? did you mean ohamile?
>>587188493GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>587188434I'm not like this because I want to be...
>>587188493With those kind of threats no wonder she fails on purpose
it's time, i need some pics for the next bread, first come first serve, subsequent pics will be saved for different breadsif another anon posts another bread i'll keep all safe
orenj>>587188737>>587188737>>587188737
>>587188750
>>587188750for next time
>>587188631mambon'ts
>>5871886512% by the way
>>587188750We need more Flash breads
>>587188750I baked the new thread.So that means you will bake the next several threads and I can leave? Neat. This pic can be skipped it's only a reaction image. Bye-bee.
>>587185086It's slowly getting hold in sprints as well, but for now they are ok mostly.
