Previous: >>587165654New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>587188737ORENJI
https://gofile.io/d/hqZCR0b3
ryan LOVE
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How many carats can we get from fan farming a day? 30?
>>587188992100
>>587188896
>>587188972*rze...
Digitan LOVE
>>587188915
>>587187440
Which umamusume is going to have lovey-dovey sex with you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>587188972Why is Suzuka so thirsty
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>>587188896It's a penis isn't it
>>587189181I wish someone would do that to me
Gweetings
>>587188786>>587188816>>587188890saved>>587189101that works, have a nice break
>>587189173Huh?
>>587189369Shut up Ruggacchi
>>587189264you know what is bluewaterwhat else is blue?speed icon
so, how much acceleration is seen as the minimum as we get into gm and frenchies? right now, it feels like 80% (with some of it being perfectly timed) is a minimum. do we actually get to the point where the unit is bricked if you're not perfectly timing 100-120%?
did you know that it's exactly 210 GLUGs to perfectly fit the size of Orenji GLUGGING?
>>587188992200 now in unity for a week.
why isn't mambo falling out of A+ rank
>>587189297Open it
there was a 2 wraps for the price of 1 at kfc today...yea i did
>>587189504Post a preview
>>587189173It was Manechin
>>587188737>7blessed bread
>>587188896hate this fag solely because he refuses to lewd the umas
>>587189459It's not %
>>587189497because they have enough high earners to balance the flatliners. duh
>>587189459retard
>>587189369
>>587189504It doesn't load
>>587189504I am gonna fuck you instead
>>587189531Just because it's a 2x1 doesn't mean you have to shove on in your mouth and the other in your butt deiobwo...
>>587189497Because you're mean to us for no reason!
>>587189497Mambo was bullied into being an A+ club
>>587189728not for no reason
>>587189859What did we ever do to you
>>587189582She gets fucked in the next frame>>587189719Try on PC it is a public folder>>587189721! ! !
my b+ club is doing fine
>>587189790fixed
>>587189790cuter without the glasses for sure
>>587189497Everytime they do, the thread schizos out and then they clutch it.
>>587189950Mambo keyed my car
>>587189653>It's not %it is.>>587189685no u
>>587190079Man, girls with totally white or spiral glasses that remove them and end up like this are my fetish..What happened to them...
>>587190032good to know mambwo
>>587189952Bend over
>>587190229Glasses technology advanced so those coke bottle lenses basically don't exist anymore
>nothing showing that would get you bannedwhy not just post it directly
13 runs since previous dirt spark (was so bad I didn't use it)
>>587190368GOD I love Type Moon's artstyle. It's so good
>>587190439Avatarfagging reasons
>>587190439God I want to fuck Natie
is it bunny girl time
>>587190440wow one whole day of runs
i only do careers with borrows
>>587190439not bouncy enough
I always get a stam/pow 3* + dist 3* when doing fanruns so I just don't do them
>>587191057it's the most cursed part of RNG>do hundreds of parent runs>dogshit pinks/blueswell that sucks, time for ace runs, I hope I - >3* power 3* distanceFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>587190494Oh he's getting comfortable again
>>587190439meant for >>587188896
>>587191336thanks i forgot
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>587189409rude!>>587191194
>>587191535My wife next to the brat (teio)
he cute
I think all umas should wear bloomers
Manhattan top café
>>587191690It's over
>>587191893is that a
>>587191963Forever Fraud...Don't worry, you like donuts? I'll give you a cream fill *rapes you*
>>587190368I would train Himuro
>>587192032a what
>>587191963This has to be Wilson Tesoro's first G1 win
God imagine if we got to live in the timeline where Yanko went to win the larc instead
Need Cesario nonny so bad
>>587192417he was never a turf horse bwo
yanko last objective will be win tokyo daishoten instead of run in arima kinen humiliation ritual
>>587192497you never know until you try
which umas would listen to midwest emo
>>587192492
>>587192647Vodka
>>587192580She's a dirt specialist right?
>>587191937topru has the best racing silk in the entire cast also i hate how artists often get her gloves wrong, right hand is black left hand is white
>>587192580arima kinen will be completely optional like fraud eye career
>>587192864they also often miss the hair gradient
kingu love
Good night friends!!!
why are there no long dirt courses
>>587190439cum
>>587193060good night future pedophilia conviction
>>587193060nighto friendo
>>587188737READY STEADYTOPSY-TURVYMARVE SUNDAY (DERBY)!Hello and welcome to our reoccuringly late races of the sunday day,I hope you're all fine and dandy today and this week!All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!As usual the races will beSprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile(All races will be random moods for added flavor)PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKINGThe rooms are as following:MS Derby - Sprint: 74626779MS Derby - Mile: 38940949MS Derby - Medium: 99896988MS Derby - Long: 87895697MS Derby - Dirt: 25975331First race starts in 1 hour from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
>>587192864I keep forgetting about the non-matching gloves/shoes all the time myself so I'll give artists a break
>>587193116I wish there was a 3200m long dirt bog track...
>>587189173Nice
>>587193163>pedophilia convictionshow me where on the books is pedophilia a crime
>>587193194HELL yeah
>>587193116That's a long shit
>>587189173She's cute.
It’s kinda sad that Palmer, Ardan, and Ramonu weren’t invited to Mejiro grannies birthday.
>>587193383was temupera poor
>>587193269I don't even want to look that up to show you
>>587193194heeey
>>587193439it's a spic meme, they like depicting her as poorfag for some reason (more relatable since they're poor)
Donkeyhttps://x.com/HpB3EA0pfqqTz0P/status/2119377062062657598
>>587193194
>>587193016that too! I thought I was the only one who noticed that, the pink gradient is so pretty and they rarely do it in fanart>>587193216eeeh I'm hyper autistic about details so it kinda pisses me off when they don't get it right. but I understand your point
God why are hotel pillows such ass
>>587193060
>>587193439He’s still one of the highest earning JRA horses of all time.
>>587189173https://umamusu.wiki/Gran_AlegriaA miler that is mightier than Taiki?!
>>587189173
>>587189173who the fuck is fusaichi pandora?
All of you are ugly and retarded. No Uma would fuck you. Shut up.
Sex? With gyarumas?
>>587193812sex
>>587193847
>>587193847Rudolf would never say this
Ugly retarded old men? Where?
>>587193812Princess’s cocksleeve
>>587193837Cute!
>>587194123No one said old
>>587193847That's what rape is for
>>587194198no one here is younger than 30
>>587194370I'm 29
Your age on this thread is equal to the last 2 digits of your next post
>>587194512is that so
I’ve sucked 29 cocks
>>587194580lets make it 30
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/U7x9Rehttps://jiggie.fun/U7x9Re
It's 5 degrees out and my window has been wide open why do I still feel so hot
>>587194512>12UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>587194691cute ulala
>>587194580
sniff
>>587194539According to >>587194512 you are lying.
>>587194580why are /uma/ anons such sluts?
i guarantee most of the anons in this thread are "wearing basketball shorts in the middle of winter" types.
>>587194512I doubt it
>>587194708Es ist vorbei Brudi.
I love Rice
>>587194820I don't wear clothes at home.
>>587194820Why would I not do that? It's warm in my house
>>587194580In a row?!
https://x.com/agentes305/status/2119426766066348409Yanko said "yada"
>>587194820what do you even mean by that
>>587194820I don't like to show that much skin I haven't worn anything but pants in public since I was a kid
>>587194564>ojii-san
>>587194820I wear jeansI sleep with jeans on even
>>587195037i cannot even imagine sleeping in anything more than underwear. surely you don't wear socks while sleeping?
>>587195093of course not I'm not a psychopath
>>587195093I had to wear socks to sleep when it was just above freezing inside during winter
>>587194820i let my balls flop around 90% of the time
>>587194820uh no wtf i dont wanna shit myself
People who don't sleep nude just haven't found the right comfy fuzzy blanketOr don't shower before bed
I'm going back to making parents instead of fan farming. Gomen danchou
>>587195243do you live in a house made of twigs?
>all these anons sleep basically nakedeasy access...
gn
>>587195245and the other 10%?
>>587195093Brother I've slept with a suit on, it's not that bad (tie and shoes on)
>>587195336It's fucking cold dude. I used to sleep nude when I was younger, but now I need to be ready to wake up and be ready within 10s at any time.
>>587194580Curren...
>>587195404>4ur gonna die unless i roll a 7 to save you!
>>587195460>but now I need to be ready to wake up and be ready within 10s at any time.get a better joband an electric blanket
>>58719319430 minutes left!join!
>>587195460do you work on some fucking job site with no shift rotation or something? or are on active duty deployment?
>>587195580Nah Im good
showering before bed is not a sufficient substitute for showering in the morning before wagie/schoolie.
>>587195404>Sleeping with the ear sock on
>>587195621farewell anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMWeJL5hIZ8
Maybe I've become a bitter person but that post was fucking awful
>>587195691I shower when I wake up, when I get home, and before I go to bed.
>>587195837
>>587195608Not job related but I know stuff most people don't and more people should copy me to some degree but they won't.The clock is ticking.
>>587195691I shower during work, on company time.
>>587195973nice larp juan
i play umamusume at work sometimes
>>587195691i shower in the bed
>>587195905which one
I shit while I shower.
>>587196139this one >>587196139
>>587196224based waffle stomper
>>587196224rice shower loool
I shower with my shoes on
hourglass body
>>587196425does this amazonian really become top-tier in sprints with evos?
>>587196224Vito Spattafore jr. ...
I don't have a single good parent. My latest parent looping attempt involved 20-30 runs and nothing worth showing. I've been reusing aces from past CMs and doing open league, I've not tried to build an ace on months. I think you guys play a different game altogether
>>587196456yes. but I guess it's still not the topmost-tier
samba more like 三馬
>>587196586wow two whole days of runs and no good parentguess it wasn't meant to be!
Uma uma Samba > Mainichi Samba
>>587196586i never loop and do fine in graded
>>587193116it is tiring to race on dirt
>>587196586I have some decent parents, but nothing godtier. Some of my clubmates and anons itt have such luckshitted parents it's unreal>7-9* stam/power>6-8* distance>shitton of whites, all good>max affinityIt's fucking bonkers. And they produce this shit every single CM. Meanwhile I've got a 4* stam 2* power 5* mile 3* dirt parent, and that's the best I've gotten in 50+ rolls.
>>587196586how lofty are your parenting goals? typically you're hunting the specific pink and, like, 3-4 specific skill sparks. lots of people just settle for the right pink and 1-2 high-prio skills.
Further jigg:https://jiggie.fun/vi2f6ghttps://jiggie.fun/vi2f6ghttps://jiggie.fun/vi2f6g
>>587196139Not yours, you are ok friend
>>587189173Sure, why not.
>>587197030Why are her fingers so long?
>>587197161To reach the prostate
>>587193116Long Dirt CMs would be worse than the fucking rainy 3200m
>>587190368>not DurandalAh come on, its pretty obvious.
>>587197161derby
>>587119157gimlet for you
>>587193819TToTT
>>587197519UOOOOOH ME ON THE LEFT
>>587197596why are you bald
>>587196898>It's fucking bonkers. And they produce this shit every single CMA complete mystery, really. How could they achieve those results consistently? Beats me, getting sleepier thinking about it but first let me set up the faggot bot - I mean the clanker runs for a theoretical, zero-downtime maximum of 34m fans a day. Maybe after I sleep for 10 hours I'll figure out how do some players manage to afk farm insane parents.
>>587197258Nah it wouöd be cinema
Is there any list of the best doujins per specific uma?
>>587197795>wouöd
I just devoured two double patty cheese burgers with bacon, fried egg and onions but I'm still hungry
i like grand live
>>587197930These plushies are so fucking hard to find, I am so mad, and I really want the Fuji one
>>587197909Problem?
i dont even like myself
>>587197796that would be up to your taste. most doujins suck tho imo, if i made such a list to my personal taste 90% of umas would have no good ones.
>>587198035its amazing how talentless hacks manage to draw so unsexily
>>587197930who asked V
that boy needs therapy
>3 speed cards couldn't get wonder acute to 1600 speedwtf...
>>587198035I just don't wanna have to ask every time I want to read one about a specific uma, like I am feeling Silence Suzuka rn but if there was a list I could just check that every time
>>587197930everybody asked V
>>587198034There's someone out there that likes you though, with all of your flaws. Please go apologize to them.
kazoo
Fighting the good fight against racism
>>587198225your favorites list?
>>587198225>character:"silence suzuka"wow that was hard
>>587198225literally just go to sadpanda, search for silence suzuka, and scroll through till you find one you like
>>587193194Marve Sunday Derby Start!Sprint Race is on!
>>587198294SuzukaCreekKita/DiaBourbonFujiCB>>587198351>>587198367Most results these days are AI slop galleries sadly
SAM BAMAINICHI SAMBAUMA UMASAMBASAM BA SAMBAUMASAMBA
>>587198506Despite everything, I still love Tachyon
>>587198490if only you could filter both ai and galleries out, hmmm
Zoomers are so fucking cookedliterally LITERALLY unable to even find their own porn without someone holding their hand every step of the way
fuck off
>>587198601You can? I am so sorry for bringing this up then, I didn't know
>>587197468cute and epic!
>>587198490I meant to add the ones you like to your favorites in sadpanda so you don't have to look them every time
>>587198438Nishino Flower wins this week's Sprint race!Mile in 5 minutes!
>>587198682my fuarking CM hero won!
>>587198282nobody even knows I exist
>>587198676I'm retarded, my bad lads, sorry for wasting your time
>>587198682Late start award
>>587194820i wear linen pants tho...
>>587197663nta but Ruby wouldn't mind
sex with hags
With all these viral clips of umas being modded into racing games, do you think we'll eventually see an official Uma racing game?
i want to fuck hag but most females also
>>587198682I always knew she was a dangerous uma....
bald is okaypoor is not
>>587198947everyone wants to mod umamusume into their game but not play umamusume
>my trainee showed up with another man
another million fans for mambo!
>>587197739>anons use bots to run parents 50x/dayIt's official, I'm retarded for not having considered that. Tempts me to download/install Sweepy, honestly. My fancount would jump to 300M+/month, I could join an S-rank club, and I'd have cracked parents due to spamming runs
hi
>>587198682Mile starting!!
>>587198947>official Uma racing gamewhat exactly do you think the umas are doing during their racesplaying backgammon?
>post something that has been in the since day 1 of global>tourists exposing themselves when they talk about it like it was added with Helios's global releaseMasterful play, Cygames.
>>587198996Ruby would not care if I'm poorI bought a nice suit and took 2 showers before talking to RubyShe accepted me knowing I wash my cock only 3 times a week(it tastes better that way)Ruby is the best Uma
>>587199161I mean a game where you control the uma like you would in a racing game
no racing only raping
I like that we have picked up some gay retard that is refreshing twitter for something to screencap inbetween whatever other way he shits up the thread
>>587199292>a game where you control the umawow possessive much
>>587199125the parents you get from sweeping will be worse than the one you get from independent training, because they can't cheat at races and will have like 1000 less SP
>>587199156Maruzensky wins the Mile race this week!Medium in 5 minutes!
Wake up babe new sex dancer dropped
>>587199192literally nobody has provided a better alternate translation for helios' dialogue btwthe only other thing you could feasibly do is make her speak made-up slang words but that doesn't work because her slang isn't made-up
>>587199192Just give me the plain translation.
>>587195243yeah i also had to to this a while ago when i was renting a room that didnt have insulation in the walls. i didnt know it at the time so i always wondered why it was so fucking cold, i thought i was getting athletes foot but it was actually the onset of chillblaines from sleeping in the cold. i was living for dirt cheap at least but it was hellish in a lot of ways. one of the landlords was a tranny who made quiche with her own breastmilk and tried to offer me some to eat before telling me what it was made from for example.im glad those days are past me and im living comfortably and playing uma musume now.
>>587199423waow it's been ages since I've won one of these
>>587199423The Hag still got it
>>587199465Did you really need to share that?
>>587199421why will they have less SP? and I'd set up the race schedule so that I hit only the G1s, I wouldn't be fan running.
>>587193819white tights are so fucking erotic its unfair
>>587199458Just give the direct translation with a few TL notes like in the good old days
Marvelous?
>>587199597Maruzensky's lips on my cock and balls
>>587198017
>>587199465what the fuck
i saw a funny kitasan gif on twitter
>>587199691I don't recall posting that
>>587199697i need to organize all these edits someday
>>587199465umamusume
my umas always get awful mood on the sunday derby this is bullshit this shit is rigged even tho I have won twice on the previous ones fuck you
>>587199465teiobro...
>>587199427body made for kissing and biting
>>587195093I wear socks in winter
>>587199465> one of the landlords was a tranny who made quiche with her own breastmilk and tried to offer me some to eat what in the ever living fuck...............
>>587199686Marvelous standing paizuri.
>>587199423Medium race now!
>>587199829AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
I hate being poor.I hate being latino.I hate being short.I hate being brown.
>>587199626because that's just how independent worksif you didn't memory hole MANT you would know that "just G1s" will still randomly lose you races and you won't win anything with D aptitudes like independents will, let alone lower
can trannies make breast milk now this is an american thing isn't it
>>587199867> one of the landlords was a tranny who made quiche with her own breastmilk and tried to offer me some to eatYummy!
>>587199982El...
>>587193819Evens I break out the drawing tablet and poorly try to draw this myselfOdds I watch anime
>>587199423Did the Maru hit perfect spot + thh? That overtake was kinda nasty
>>587199895bro started the long one
>>587200074I was having errors and misclicked long, whoops
>>587199945sexual week
>>587199982kaite...
/ourguy/ and favorite sloptuber from UMADash will set the record straight on Helios!
>>587200127bro is having errors :skull:
>>587200170
Hello Hello
cute mobuma
>>587199895Mihoyo Bourbon wins the medium!Long is already started!
is matikanefukukitaru hot and fuckable or is it just me
>>587200170buy an ad tranny
raping carnival
>>587200326Dont worry wedding Maya bro it could always be worse....
be normal
is it just me or is T-Rain a black coded nickname
>>587200425you first
>>587200338brainwashed by shiraoki
>>587200338She is and it isn't.
>>587200134not me
>>587200326My trainee was blocked by some FATASS, anons should be more careful with their trainees' diets.
>>587199991>independent training cheatsfiguresStill, in a 10-day period, 1000 sweepy parent runs that give you 2500sp will likely result in more good parents than the 100 independent training parent runs that give you 3500sp, assuming you grind 10 careers/day, which I don't (5-7 tops))
>>587200326>Win with whiffed anglinghuh?
>>587200326Mambo!Dirt is starting!
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR MAMBO
feed your trainee
my mambigga
>>587200425being normal is boringeveryone needs to be weird
>>587199803This oldie is way too erotic.
>>587200553i think this is literally the first time ive seen tannhoyser win a room here. post her? im curious.
ohakilometer!
>>587200565Nakayama Fessa has such a pattable head...
>>587200425What is "normal"?
i must continue the mejiro line
Be normalRelinquish autonomyReject your sense of selfBecome governable
>>587200553Beam of love wins the dirt race!
>there are pace mains that AREN'T pulling for 1lb KS miracle and perma-bricking themselves for all sprints and miles forever
>>587200425im not the one avatar fagging
which one /uma/
>>587200887The second one has a point
>>587200826what a filth
>>587200826>1th place
>>587200804Man she's so sexy my baby must grow in Mayano
>>587200838>he didn't pull for pink taikiretard
>>587200838>borrowable card vs a general wit card to last you for more than a physical year
>>587200625Terrible idea. If everyone is weird then that becomes the norm and we are already seeing the consequences of that.
>>587200674that angry chinaman isn't wrong, running Mayano in MANT was oftentimes hell on earth
>>587200553Taiki Shuttle wins the dirt race!Cheers to everyone that joinedCongratulations to the winnersHave an enjoyable week and see you next time!MARVELOUS!!!
>>587201024This girl's butt needs a penis in it, I feel
>>587200493My trainee's FAT ASS is all natural
>>587201015>last you for more than a physical yearthis is my favorite /uma/ gaslightnobody uses a second wit after GM>b-b-b-but your SECONDARY stylenobody plays that either
>>587200838>1LB for an accel card when that only gets you +1 gutsretard
>>587201074Thanks for hosting these!
>>587199867to be clear i didnt eat it. she told me just as i was moving a spoonful towards my mouth. i laughed it off and tried to forget about it but it was hard since the pump motor for her beast pump was on the floor directly above the ceiling of my bedroom and it would keep me awake at night. kathump kathump kathump.a man will put up with a lot in exchange for $200 rent in a quiet suburb...
>>587201074Thanks for hosting, have a MARVELOUS week.
>>587201074all my umas got awful or bad mood fuck you die! thanks for hosting
>>587200976I did not. I got her off bannerI don't main pace though
>>587201074>UF7build?
Samba Sunday!
>>587201074>late start rapedaiiiethanks 4 hostan, see you next week!
>>587201121I main fronts, but I'll have a number of pacers too. So no, not "nobody."
>>587201115Should she really be the dickbutt uma?
>>587201074>UF7what the christ
>>587200804they type really fast
>>587200976s-she has a rerun.i-i'll spook her.>>587201015>just borrow ks gutsthat would force you to mlb gold city guts.
>>587201074thanks for hosting!
>>587200640My Arima ace who didn't win finals.
>>587201074Great races as always sundayman
>>587201237In my personal fantasy, at this time, yes. In general? Not necessarily.
>>587201212the trick is to highroll and get fast learner
>>587201237YesHalo is the designated anal uma, the boyuma needs to be the butt-dick-butt sandwich uma
>>587200838pacebwo that card has at BEST a 4 month mileage
>>587201074Thanks as always
I need an uma wife who would tolerate a tiny penis.
>>587200838>he doesn't remember that pulling on Ruby was definitely a gaslight
>>587201412shinko windy
>>587199458Based on context, I think Palmer should be saying something more like>Ripi is from Repeat>Pawa means Power>Strength through Repetition. Aha I see"
>>587201214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1YF6I6lXY0
>>587201142you have to make it somewhat believable teiobro
>>587201412this gets asked every week and we always tell them: super. creek.
I need an uma wife that actively likes my tiny penis
>>587201142Man FtM trannies are something else>$200/monthhonestly I'd put up with it too. I spent 4 years in a $400/month studio shithole with shared kitchen/bathroom that nobody cleaned but me. now I've got a 3-bedroom 1 bath kitchen living room house with basement. Turned the master bedroom into a study/library with 1k book and floor desk, and I spend my days playing horse girls and not having shit on the bathroom floor anymore. Peak living.
>>587201412Any uma except for Tachyon
>>587201212Join room codes posted here and see for yourself
>>587201342pacebwo, you can use both but you can only borrow one.
>>587201530men generally can't lactate, so I assume it was a trans man ie fake man ie woman pretending she's a man like that actress, ellen page or whatever
>>587201212check hakuraku, there is no way with how many rooms bro is in the spectator bots havent seen it yet.
>>587200338i mean... consider fukutits
>Valentine Fujin tomorrowwho's pulling? Is anyone pulling who doesn't main fronts? I'd heard some were doing that, but didn't believe it, myself. I'm pulling Fujin, but I'm a f2p front main some I'm retarded squared.
>>587201412how tiny are we talking?
>>587201342OH NO NO NO
>>587201907unfortunately the "pull fujin for LoH" gaslight was rather unsuccessfulhuge blunder from our resident oguriposters
>0 support events classic yearI need to start glueing these runs it never gets better during senior
>>587201996>referencing a known gaslight spreadsheet
>>587201996hmm i'm nyoooticing that not even the megawhale rolled for kys miracle, and he did in fact pull for the better card...
>>587202046
>>587202112>it never gets better during seniorI've had cards that did their three event chains in a row at the very last part of a career many timesit's almost funny
Anything worthwhile to use the SR crystal on?
>>587202046>201 because he couldnt resist the last cope 1 pull just in casei also do this
>>587201907if you skip her you will brick yourself, no matter what style you main, she is still the highest A ranked uma on the tier list
>>587202243Marvelous Sunday
>>587202243Vodka speed is ok if you have no better options but you should probably just wait for the 120 free pulls on Ramonu next month and decide then
>>587202243if you only have one, noppers
>>587201996>>587200838>Whale - PaceAll of this 'BWO YOU'RE BRICKED IF YOU DONT PULL HER BWO BWO BWO' makes sense now.Begone piggies
>>587202359Might as well not call yourself a pacefag if you use a full generalist deck
>>587201896I wish they were that big
>>587202243you have ONE (1) crystal? if so, wait for ramonu banner and assess after. the only 3LB to MLB upgrade that would see immediate use is marvelous sunday as a generic second wit.if you're having to use vodka speed then it really doesn't matter what you use your crystals on.
>you're bricked if you don't..>skipping x means you're bricked...>imagine bricking yourself if you skip...
>>587202359you mean you aren't pulling on every banner and filling your deck with the most meta cards every cm?
the real pacechud gameplan is to continue eating shit until mackie wit or summer tachyon idkhope you have a backup style
>>587201074damn digi almost had it, thanks for hostan!
>>587200257Underrated cutie
>>587201530reality is stranger than fiction sometimes. but yes its easily the most bizarre experience of my life>>587201591>>587201764why did you think it was ftm? i dont know what to tell you. it was this person's sexual passion to lactate and they figured out how to do it, i never asked about specifics but the fridge had literal jugs of her milk in it all the time. anyway im glad you and i both got into comfy 3 bedders anon. we are all gonna make it.
>>587201024The thing you're talking about is just everyone being on the same kind of weird, while there are different kind of weird and that's what i am talking about.Also the problem is not really "being weird" but rather the inability to accept weirdness without exaggerating it and pushing it, or even worse, not accepting other weirdness
once cm halves in frequency the benefit of pulling cards also halves
>>587202604>summer tachyonwhy is she hyped up so much? she's only good on one track for one distance. her inherit is only valuable on that one race.
>>587202735potential uma
>>587202604my backup style?late
>>587202649i can believe it. agps are disgusting like that.
>>587202604i have 1LB MrCockBalls thus i am an end main, pace main later.
>>587202735She's ok as an ace but her inherit is used for front, pace, late so I don't know why people say she's a pace only inherit0.25 mid-race is literally never bad
>>587202735her green is kewl for parenting
>>587202243not yet. Wait until you blow your load all over the Ramonu banner, your SR situation should look much different, then.
>>587202649teiobro men cant lactate that much even if they go full estrogen etc etc... unironically it's more likely those were gallons of cum...
my main style is cute umas. secondary is sexy umas.
i pull every uma above b85 and sometimes pull their friends
I love Golshi's casual outfit, holy fuck those tits
I've not been doing fan runs in Aoharu until just now...
My main style? xog of course. My backup style is Oguri. My upcoming third style is cingray.
>>587203359What's wrong with that...
>>587203116i saw what i saw my friend... it was all a blur though, between that and the slugs that broke into the pantry, the shoe rack full of horse dildos hanging on the door of the bathroom, the other roommate who lived in unspeakably disgusting conditions (sexual and otherwise) that i simply will not mention. remember, no matter how bad you have it, it can always be worse.uma musume
>>587203518unity has half tp gwo
>>587203518Unity is currently half ap.
I've never done a fan career
Don't listen to the gaslight, if you didn't meta pull NY Opera O don't pull Summer Tachyon because she's just a good parent. There's 3 selectors you can get her with in 3 months+3rd anni step up
>>587203662based, never bow to your dancho
>>587203662based mambro
>>587202439Seriously. That whale deck has like two pace-focused cards and one is the fucking borrowBasically just saying the style has jack shit.. it's over.
No I don't think I will>Pulls Helios
>>587202183who?
>>587203712What does the PU mean?
>>587203712what if I have NYOpera, I used my selector on her for parenting reasons>>587203849LOOK at the image
>>587203712No one except you is talking about escape goats bwo
i wish a certain someone would just return to sloptubing so that the meta and pull-plans for every style over the next four years would be written into stone. deviance punishable by doxxing.
>>587203569>>587203590brain aneurysm hitting a little different this morning. I completely missed the word "not" somehow..
>>587203897watersports
>>587203897it means they smell
>>587203917the gaslight spreadsheet image? that's not any one person's actual account, you know that right?
>>587203712>new year's operation
I will pull my trainee's tail
>>587203819>That whale deck has like two pace-focused cards and one is the fucking borrowThis is completely normal, stop being gaslighted into thinking every single deck will be 5 specialized card
>my trainee showed up with my human wife's ring on her finger
>>587204213RYAN LOVE
Are you pulling?
>>587204289oi
Boring
>>587204307I'm skipping and playing pace once L'arc starts so there's not much point to pulling Fujin anymore
>>587204190Wait...Does that mean...They're best friends now? And they got matching rings? That's adorable
>>587204307>garbage evosso many anons will be bricking themselves tomorrow.
>>587204307johnny rocket's ass fit
>>587204307nyopper, I just spent 140 on the zoomer
>>587204213if i have to spark for valentine anus i will kill myself for real this time
>>587199192>
>>587204169isn't that skirt a little too short >_<
>>587204289
>>587204187I'm already aware, I've looked at future decks and I know it's not 5 endcloser cards slapped into one deck
>>587204307>early midrace velocity that can be eaten by pace down>mile red>concentrationfrontkeks, this is your medium/long trump card?
>>587204307is she supposed to be a good front parent or something?
>>587204307shes cute but i already snacked for Wei, shant brick myself for a cute uma... again...
I don't care about this or that card or whatever, I will just pump as much stats as possible, and when I hit my nimble navigator I will overpower your fancy little cards with my triumphant pulse no problem.And if i don't, i will simply lose, thats all.
>>587204307Why would I do that when I have an uma with a basically identical kit that's way sexier?Which isnt to say Ines Fujin isnt cute.
>>587204307>fr*nt
https://x.com/ZappaOMatic/status/2119312942927958225
>>587204307moderate risk of pulling ryan so no
>>587204307>vbourbon but I can actually use bourbon cards on with heryes
>>587204520Fronts don't get pace down mode retard
>>587204307for ryan, yes.ryan LOVE
>>587204556cause you can't use the style-specific wit card on the autist.
>>587204213they could have fixed ryan's hair but they somehow made them even worse, incredible
>>587204650shut up tyler
>>587204650>downhill merchantisnt this just the same shit as the dober alt?
>>587204169it is legitimately absurd how adorable falco is holy shit
Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>587204657Ok dont care? I'll run her anyway because I like her.
>>587204717ok
>>587203712>Red Maru in SS tier when her ult is terminal dogshitwhat retard made this stupid list? Her ult is used on 1, maybe 2 CMs a year.
>>587204650Master of decline alright Ryan stocks going all the way into the negatives Ugly ass PUNK
>>587204307Yeppers. I got Kitasan Blanco with the free pulls so I have the budget for her.
>>587204717I love Ryan too
>>587204850Are you a post-dober newfag?
>>587204850i suppose the logic is that when red shift is valid, it's mandatory.
>>587204307yessirI couldn't afford her OG banner (had to save for hagsex), but I have 200 pulls saved and ready. She's unbelievably cute and anons said she's pretty strong too, so that's a nice plus COME HOME WAGIECOME HOME
>>587204489>oversized sweater>very short skirtYes and I love it
>>587204850This website considers that if an ult is used once a year but is a giga top tier accel it's SS
>>587204650ryan love
WAAAH OGURI CAP LOVE OGURI LOVE
>>587204307>Oh, and have a dollop of moderate endurance recovery too!You don't hate localizers enough.
>>587204447only someone who doesn't love the truth would make a statement like this disgusting shamefur dispray
>>587204650Ryan as a pace is just wrong.
>>587204850better not see you inheriting it next darby cm bwo
>>587204938it was exactly the same pre doberit was good for CM1 and cope for CM4, then Dober was released
>>587204650This is literally the most ugly thing I've seen all day and I spent my afternoon reading about bovine congenital disorders
>>587205178youve got two flavors of ryan to choose from :)
>>587205219dumb nigger, Maruzensky's one of my absolute favorites, I adore her to no end. I've run her in CMs loads of times. But Red Maru's ult is useless almost all the time, especially for front runners. It's been good in 3, maybe 4 CMs out of 22 so far. There's no real need for a frontfag to have his own Red Maru for parent runs, whereas he does need his own Seiun Sky.
>I LOVE [uma]>but I would NEVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER use her in a CM
red maru has always been a backliner parent but anons refuse to get gaslighted
>>587205585The logical conclusion is that it is much easier to find a cracked Seiun parent to borrow than an equivalently good Red Maru, so you might as well borrow the former and make your latter
Reminder that most of /uma/ don't agree with Allisonhttps://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2f
>>587205738yes. clearly those anons do not love those umas the way, for example, that the Buonofag loves Buono.
>>587205776because simfags are retarded and redshift never appears on recommended skill list because sims are also stupid
>>587205178It wasn't prior to the November 11th update when brocking was a bigger issue and you always ran front and sometimes pace to win by statcheck. Even after that update, you still sometimes did that as long as you had the stamina for medium/long races and bless the clanker I don't have to do manual Ryan parents anymore so funnily enough, this isn't foreign to me.
>>587205882Ryan is...... *cough* cute..?
>>587205284I also broke all the mirrors in my house
>he's attracted to this
>>587205818pay attention, /uma/ THIS is how you gaslight. I take my hat off to you, Sir.
>>587205980my possessive onahole
Will I not need stamina parents any more during Grand Masters?
>>587204650>Determined Descent>Master of DeclinesJoke uma.
>>587205980I look like this
>>587206025upvoted and re*d*t gold
>>587205776>backlinernyes>parentnyo
>>587205949always has been
OHHHHHHHHHI GET IT NOWHER ULTIMATE IS CALLED "ANGLING AND SCHEMING"BECAUSESHE LIKES TO FISHAHHH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Anus Fujin
>>587206093If you MLB'd your Creek, prob not. There is a haruten CM though.
>>587205980HOLY
>>587206093You're gonna need 18* speed to get 1720 speed just like Grand Live anon of course you're gonna want some stam sparks
>>587206025If "how to gaslight" is to say the dumbest shit no one will believe, then yes I agree.Newcuties might be able to tell them apart from actual advice better this way
>>587206148Many angles, many schemes
>>587205776how is she a backliner parent?
>>587206205fell for the MLB Creek meme and haven't used her onceI mean I tried for the medium and long cm but turns out it was better to just take speed and wit anyway
>>587205980you could chop veggies on that fucking board gawd damn
You will always need stam sparks, forever, in every scenario. Wait til they introduce that mechanic where extra stam gets converted into spurt so everyone just wants 1700 stam by default.
>>587204307holy shit she's so cute I need her
Would you watch illegal street racing umas?
>>587206413>1700 stamSorry, I'd rather have 1200 stam 3 golds
>>587206365we have mejetables at home, eat your mejetables
>>587206349because the nip playerbase fucked with the balance post releasefuture scenarios are back to where running a stam card doesn't brick you
>>587206331she isn't. no one should be using red shift as a 6->5 accel combo since cm5 or something, especially when ends climb so fucking hard off of a single gold.
>>587206331Red Shift works on more tracks than just the Tokyo 2400 if you're using it on a late surger or end closer. Not many more, but more.
fixed
quasi new toreina, am I capped at 12.5k monies per independant run or something? I increased the G1 races, but it still seems the same. I'm poor as fuck, even dailies are not enough, how do I earn more money
>>587206578It works literally on every track outside of longs. People often miss the "final corner or later" part of Red Shift.Whoever started the whole budding blossom gaslight for ends, good job, I can only dream of that power.
>>587206578Unless it's a super front heavy room I want my late to be pushing up to 5th in mid race
>>587206519big mac was my first cm ace, youre right i shouldn't cheat.
>>587206640she looks a bit like Tomo-chan there, naisu
>>587206643Honestly just keep playing the game, and you'll have more than you can spend.
>>587206349Do you not realize that GL is a dumb scenario and not every scenario is like that?
>>587197468She's cute! Gimlet is cute! Thank you!
made a good taiki with every gold but lacking the 600 stam threshold and some speed so didn't end up better tho the midrace is insane
>>587206643Not the answer you are looking for but after a few events and 6 daily race ticket rallies you'll have more than you can spend. Until then you're just screwed.
>>587206640if you dont like her hair, you dont deserve her
"It was the last picture he had of her.She looked happy.God, she looked so happy.He remembered that day as if it had happened yesterday. She had kissed his cheek before leaving, told him not to forget to water the plants, and laughed when he reminded her to call as soon as she landed."Stop worrying," she'd said. "I'll be back before you know it."He had watched her walk toward security, her suitcase rolling behind her. Just before disappearing into the crowd, she turned around and waved one last time.He never imagined that would be the last time he saw her alive.Now, months later, the house was unbearably quiet. Her coffee mug still sat in the cabinet where she had left it. Her favorite sweater remained draped over the back of the bedroom chair. Sometimes, he still caught himself listening for her keys at the front door.He didn't just miss having a wife. He missed having the one who knew when he was upset without asking. The one who laughed at his terrible jokes. The one who made ordinary Tuesdays feel like something worth remembering.He picked up the photograph and ran his thumb gently across her smile."Look at you," he whispered, his voice breaking. "You had no idea, did you?"A tear slipped down his cheek.He carefully placed the picture back on the bedside table.For a moment, he allowed himself to imagine her walking through the front door, dropping her suitcase, and calling his name."Trainer-chan!"But the house remained silent.
>>587205980The things I'd do to that butt.
Bakushin ASMR doko da
>>587206982One of the greatest tragedies of all time.
>>587207051The fuck is an Ass-meer
>Ryan gets ugly terrible casual clothes>ALSO gets garbage valentines alt while sharing a banner with cute Fujin altDoes Cygames hate her?
if your oshi is not on this list she is trash
>>587207108my oshi is based on this list though
>>587206643after a few events (so 10-12 weeks, it takes a while), you'll stop needing to pot5 umas and your monies stash will grow. Soon you'll be buying all the items in the daily shop without thinking. It took me about 80 days to reach that point, though. But now I have 19M so I can buy whatever I want. Just be patient.
>>587207108I'm there hi
>>587207108why asked you V
>>587207108just because a website is in japanese doesn't make it any less gaslit.
>why asked
>>587207106ryan got to be a pretty good unit and parent, its fine for the alt to be a dud.
>>587205980Plapping that butt must be a heavenly experience.
>>587207106they must. Remember Dober's summer outfit? How unbelievably cute it is?Ryan created it and picked it out for her. Ryan CLEARLY has fantastic taste in clothing. Just not for herself. Genuinely furious.
magandang umaga
seiyaaaaaaaabeen productive now what
>>587207393uh oh melty
>>587207108One of the greatest characters ever created.
Did dumper stop working for anyone else? Can't predict event choices anymore.
>>587207108sex with espoir
rememberno chaser november
>>587207526lemon is that you
>>587207531>now whatreward yourself for being productive
>>587207734Stop cheating V
>>587207096sweet ear rape
so...when is cygames lining up all botters for the firing squad?
>>587207902Pretty sure the current iteration is being banned right now
>>587207902next week before reset according to the datamine, also we're getting a ramonu + ancestor banner
>>587207108Ayabe... why can't she ever be good?
>>587207814Kill yourself
>>587207902The thing with botters is that even if they get banned it takes 10 minutes to make a new account
>>587207108
I want to fuck a hag. Give me a hag uma wife.
>>587207902supposedly, the server fix that made external bots unusable came at 2.5 anni in jpi have zero fucking clue why it wasn't implemented from the start in global
>>587208190Biko Pegasus
>>587208190One of the haggiest of them all
Housewife Palmer...
Gute Nacht
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB>https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB>https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB
>>587208071getting her pregnant
>>587208470Träum was schönes
>>587208657Taishin's body was not made for sex
>>587208470Bonas Noches
>>587208696true. taishin is built for tender love-making, not sex.
saw someone on a dicksword server crashing out so hard over helios localization that he hopes it gets the global server shut down
>>587208470Not if Hurasshu looks at you like this.
chrono is on my pull plan because of the funny fan run memes, but what is her actual story like?
>>587208190
>>587208782You use servers other than your club's?
>>587208804>>587208536my paizuri slave
The name Chrono Genesis makes me mad because Chrono Trigger was not released on the Sega Genesis.
>>587207814I guessssssss, just waiting for my streamer to go live
>>587208968Shouldn't you be retired with kids or something old man instead of being in 4chan playing horse racing games?
>>587204307no i don't need a jack of all trades front since i'm already a frontGODhowever ines is adorable and sexy so i'll probably pull her island alt and grind her OG version from daily legend races
>>587208938>he hasn't infiltrated multiple club serversAnd you consider yourself worthy of currendramaposting?
>>587206479If there's GAMU TAPU DESUMACHE then yes
>>587208927Who is that japanese lady?
Looping be like
Umamusume illegal street racing
How easy is it to get plat 4 in the League of Heroes event? I don't plan on using front runners ever, if that makes a difference.
>>587208927beautiful japanese maiden
>>587209137>you posted Curren so you must be a shit stirrer drama whore like meSorry to disappoint, sis.
Time to snack again
>>587206479wasn't something like that in Nakayama career?
>>587209197You can get plat 4 just fine with pace chasers too. For lates and ends it's trickier but also doable
>>587209197Extremely easy.
>>587208927
>>587208927ugly american ogre
>>587209197according to random anons over the threads, plat4 is easier than qualifying for A-finals.
>>587209197Plat 1 is enough, LoH is for taking breaks
I'm taking a cold bath and forcing the next Uma posted to take it with me.
>>587208927American umas look cute when larping
>>587209229>>you posted Curren so you must be a shit stirrer drama whore like meThat's how it works, yes
>>587209021yurr thats the spirit. what games is your strimer playing? wowie of whorecraft?
post an image you saved but you never found a reason to post
How do I report the security guards for being useless?
Machan is cute
So close
>>587209197it's fine just don't make shitty backliner gamblers or d*buffers
good night!
>>587209619
>>587209619I'm too nice to post thisusually
>>587209819the prettiest derby of all
>>587209814umasummer
>>587210167at the cm lobby - where the debuffers at?xoggy want double dom dom!
>>587210362King Halo actually looks good for onceSeiun Sky is cool as always
>>587210362Sky > Spe > Grass > Halo > Pasa
>>587210564I think there should be an option to give characters who don't wear glasses the choice to do so instead
>>587209610worse, GeeTeeA RPtried out some whore and it's okie but you move too slowly for my liking
>>587210412kek
>>587210564I think if you remove a character's glasses, they should get a buff to their stats. Likewise, giving a character glasses should debuff them.
>>587210812The glasses debuff is already inherent with them becoming unfuckable
>>587210912Based
I still love her with or without them
>>587209249
>>587211051THIS HAG NEED RAPE
>>587211186This is evil
>>587193610Deiobro... You shouldn't fuck the pillows, especially not the hotel ones
>>587207990She's the 103958203th Derby merchant
>>587193610Why are there no good uma dakis...
>>587211242>snacking made her tits hugeshe should snack more
>>587211186this is wrong, no glasses makes her head look big
only serious replies please.NO gaslight.NO oguri.NO low-IQ.ancestors seems like a MUST-PULL for both flexibility AND clanking. it seems OBVIOUS.>why clankingsupposedly, l'arc is a shitty scenario for parent-making? meaning ancestors would be a PERMA-BORROW for all of GM and ALL of parent-making for two scenarios.someone tell me otherwise.
>>587211568That's awesome
>>587211568god I hate oguri, bitch deserves it
>>587211568i thought suzie's ult was midrace only
>>587211638Oh nooooo instead of perma borrowing fuku I'll perma borrow ancestors for my clanks. That must really be worth going to 3lb+ for because after I also have to use the card for 3 (three) cms
>>587211638otherwise
>>587210772eeh gta rp is not too bad I remember watching a guy that played a chinese stereotype character, Mr.Chang or whatever was his name, funny as hell. he ended up being banned from twitch because his character was racist to chinese ppl>tried out some whore and it's okie but you move too slowly for my likingyeah thats one of the things that suck about it but its also unique because of it, it's boomer core friendslop so having someone to chat while walking everywhere or waiting for flight paths to end makes it more bearable
>>587211638MLB or bust>b-b-b-b-b-b-butwould you clank with a 1LB LH right now? Yeah
>>587211852L'arc is also supposedly a shitty scenario to clank parents for what it's worth
>>587211638But I've perma-borrowed fuku this entire time...
Why do we do this to ourselves
>>587211891You dont need a reason or excuse to post Flash
>>587211796you're only using fuku to help with SS. you'll be able to use ancestors+throne and generate SS while also giving you random skills and lots more SP.
>>587211638im pretty sure parenting has been blown wide open with the advent of clanking. grand live is good for clanking and there's nothing signaling new scenarios won't be even better.
>>587211923So? Keep borrowing it for GM clanking.
>>587211923>L'arc is also supposedly a shitty scenario to clank parents for what it's worthsource? i dont think anyone has seriously bothered to test in jp.
>>587211949i'm gay
>>587212137gwo, the l'arc career ends early senior year
>>587211987i miss teio coffee abuse
>>587212137you cant do the late senior year races in l'arp because you have to go fight french teio
>>587212137they don;t need to test because the issue is already known, L'arc destroys your senior year race schedule and therefore a shitload of your affinity.
>>587211638yes, and fuck all the gaslighters telling you it's MLB or bust. any dupes are luxury especially beyond 1LB, as with any other human rights pal card (except for that island scenario one)>>587209619
>>587212016There is a single skill on throne I care about. It's not worth the investment.
>>587212187You 100% are not
>>587212204Have a classic
>>587212202>>587212205>>587212313does it actually block it off in the schedule?
>>587211638this is true
>>587212345globalbabs are not ready to waste turns pressing rest on KS Miracle career waiting for her to wake up from the coma
>>587212380I do this then suck the coffee out of her hair
>>587212345When did you transition?
@VF said ancestors is a must pull, so we should pull and MLB it.
>the ancestors or BRICKED gaslight has begunsooner than expected.
>>587212187how does that correlate to my vaguepost
>64k caratsIt's over
>>587212476please elaborate (without spoiling her story too much)
>>587211638dont spark odds cap at SS? I can already hit benchmarks in GL quite comfortably i dont see why you would particularly sneed more
>>587210687Bakushin with glasses is far too powerful to be a selectable character
>>587213042Thechnically there's another threshold at like UE but we're not clanking that for a while
>>587213030>ks has legs>EXPLODE>legs no more>for career reasons she can run
>137k carats, 78 combined pink tickets, and 3 (about to complete a 4th) rainbow crystalswe're back
How necessary is Ines doujin as a frontgawd
>>587213156I guess it was a miracle
>>587213215Not at all but if you want a front thats strong and piss easy to build like Bourbon but can actually use Bourbon wit then you should consider her.
>>587213042stat-based thresholds for clanking quality are:SUPER IMPORTANT TIER: SS rating-----Stretch goals when able------1100 in important stats for better blue star chancesUe for a little more 3* white rate
>>587213225Someone bookmark this thread for when everyone is rolling on ancestors or crying that they skipped it despite that all the smart people told everyone ancestors is a must pull.
>>587213215golden GW is very strong. she is the build-a-front replacement since chocolate bourbon is dead.
>>587213094This trainer might be retarded. Or he's gonna get raped.
>>587213030what the other anon said, game wise you are forced to press rest while Tazuna takes the spot your trainee usally is on screen, they changed this when the overhauled all the negative events and the umas that locked training like goldship
>>587213215she's a front for non-front mains to farm LoH withif you're a front main and already have the other meta fronts, she's w/e
They'll just merge Ramonu with Ancestors anyway because Cygames care about the global playerbase a lot and have learned from their mistakes on past servers, making this whole debate pointless.
>>587213094Falcon is round and cute
>have to endure people getting angry for 3 months every time you recommend they borrow something else in GM because they refused to save for Ancestors.
>>587213414>they changed this when the overhauled all the negative events and the umas that locked training like goldshipthat's gay and lame. I get it they are kinda walking back stuff that makes older umas suffer but part of the enjoyment is overcoming the friction
>spend 200 pulls on the scenario-tax so that you can borrow any card which represents 400-600 pullsanons really struggle with this concept?
>Just found a random room with 7 (counting mine) FRONT RUNNERSWhat the hell.
>>587213698>200 pullsDoes it really work at 0LB?
>>587213643I suppose yeah. would you say the same to the white sparks that give distance and terrain aptitude? they allow to make Urara competitive in CM
>>587201446Wait, really?
>>587213704guess who's part of the problem
>>587202183I'm not rolling for miracle but I will point out that she's usable on sprint and mile and maybe some mediums depending on the situation, while gold city is only a mile/summer card, and there's not many mile CMs after that card comes out. I think even whales would be better off with KS miracle and borrowing shichi.
>>587213414>you are forced to press rest while Tazuna takes the spot your trainee usally is on screenwow, they were not fucking around when making her career story>they changed this when the overhauled all the negative events and the umas that locked training like goldshipunfortunate but that would just be a pain in the ass after the first time you read her story and you're trying to build a cm ace, it's a good change
>>587213870I'm running a single one plus 2 late surgers.
There's no point in arguing if you should roll for Ancestors or not because we will get the Ramonu + Ancestors merged banner on Day 1.
>>587214010Not only that, we're also getting Throne for MANT day 1!
>>587214010this is my favorite new global gaslight
>>587213801>Does it work?absolutely.>Is it optimal?you want optimal then get out THAT card. missing the TE hurts a lot since it's a group card that you're clicking A LOT. not having the +1 stamina from 1LB is also annoying but shouldn't be run-breaking.
>>587213704my cm14 finals lobby had 7 frontsmy cm21 finals lobby had 8 paces
>>5872138010lb = 0TE 3lb = 5TEmlb = 10TE that's all there is to it the scaling of the other stats is negligible
>>587213535789
you know how when you train with LH she can give you tokens sometimes? there is a number for this chance called "Event effectiveness". LH at 0LB has it at 25 and MLB at 35you want to trigger this a lot with Ancestors, at MLB the card effectiveness is 20it's easier to play the card event with LH at 0LB than Ancestors at MLBanons will trick you into 0LB'ing this card
They didn't change Kitasan debut ratesThey didn't change Throne debutThey didn't even cut out that shitty Fuku/Taiki rerunBut they will DEFINITELY merge Ancestors into a banner where we get 120 free pulls and where everyone is pulling beyond that.
>neighas overvaluing TE>and it's 5 or 10 TE at that
>>587214135It was a fun tinfoil hat period of, like, 4 days when they released November's schedule, didn't have the Unity 2.0 banners on it only for them release them later anyway with no fanfare. Never mind that the merged banner hasn't happened on other servers, but I had fun joining it.
>>587214010just like how throne banner got moved to the start of MANT. thank you cygenerous!
Can I use bobo wit+Ramona or is this retarded
Umasumi
>>5872145752wit is fine
>>587214575Only for GM, once L'arc starts you're only using 1 wit card
>>587214569what the fuck?
>>587214645qrd on why L'arc is 1 wit? Do you have to run highlander or something?
>>587214575that's the ideal 2 wit cards to bring during GM, after GM you'll only use bourbon since 2wit decks die
>>587214148One of the medium CMs that the meta was like 90% of rooms having frontrunners my finals lobby was 7 end closers + my 1 late and front. No matter how much you prepare you can only sit back and laugh at what fate has in store for you in that final race.
My friends are trying to tell me that Youtube Premium is worth it. Who else should I put on my CM team besides Digitan and Urara?
>>587214424>probability of special events is tied to event effectivenessuh, source?citation?footnote?reference?oguri?
>>587214569did he die?
>>587214705that's the standard once GM ends. every future banner (aside from Food Festival) uses only one wit card
is the bakery closed?
>>587214828standard becomes what...2 speed 1 wit 1 power 1 flex?
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>>587214424i like this gaslight
>>587214575Only for GM
>think that I've made something usable for the dirt CM>average winrate in random rooms is 10%huh, did I lose 30 IQ points recently
>>587214705That's the new standard with what the scenario stats are able to generate and what CMs/LoHs you'll be running.>Do you have to run highlander or something?Not yet, that's once we get around to Food Festival/Mecha.
>>587214757Shichi
>>587214841an anon said he was going to bake
>>587214569play dirty, get dirty.
>>587214894iirc during L'arc, you use 2spd/2guts/1wit. after that is when the norm becomes 2spd/1pwr/1wit/1 stam or guts (depending on distance) in every scenario with few exceptions
>>587214519>Never mind that the merged banner hasn't happened on other serverI like to answer to this kind of gaslight with some comment about auto training being implemented way sooner than it should, so the chance of a merged banner happening could be there as well
>>587214841we've still got image slots left. chillax
>>587215089That's dirty. I like it
>>587215013>blowing 400, maybe even 600 pulls on ramonu>it's dead after one scenariothe fuck? you have a better argument to perma-borrow ramonu than you do perma-borrowing ancestors.
>>587215301280 pulls
>waiting for clank to end to set up another and go to sleep >clank ends>set a new one>too busy chatting with >forgot to go to sleep>need to wait for clanker to end againBAKE A NEW THREAD
i think it would be best if this was the last thread ever
>>587215313why does teio dress like such a little slut
>>587215301yes, unironically. i'm not investing on ramonu if i don't get at least 3 copies in the free pulls. ancestors isn't leaving my pull plan thoughbeit
>>587215301You will use Ramonu way after Rudolf wit comes out which is her direct replacement but you will have to ask /umaJP/ for more info and why is thatAnons here are lying to you unknowingly with their third party information
>>587215454Hey, every uma thread is one less Genshin thread.
>>587215492Her color clothes is based on real life.
>>587209619one of my favorites
>>587215529>You will use Ramonu way after Rudolf wit comes out which is her direct replacementbut if I'm a front main, why would I use either of them? If it's true that post-GM meta decks only use one wit card?
>>587215845>>587215845>>587215845
the yeast? infected.the dough? poofed.the oven? preheated.
So you guys think November's schedule is nothing more than evidence that Cygames is being lazy.That's cute. Totally wrong, but cute.Here's my theory on this schedule, and why all of you are jumping to conclusions: https://rentry.co/uma-nov-warnI won't reply to your comments. See ya.
