Tiefling Warlock Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>586906242
first for wyll
Does Shadowheart like lasagna?
>>587260391Thats a clown
>>587260994Imagine not liking lasagna
>>587261048What about saffron buns filled with almond paste? Would she like them?
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara was based on Tom HollandMinthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI enjoy all the male companionsI play with LOTS of mods onI love editing the character's appearances with modsI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love using summonsI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarvesAlfira and many other npcs would make good companionsThe only sluts in the party are Minthara and HalsinObsessing over an optional video game sex encounter for 3 years is pathetic
What's the shittiest four man party you can make? My picks are Wild magic barb, thief rogue, beast master ranger, drunk monk
>>587263563Replace drunk monk with arcane archer figherDrunk monk still does a stupid amount of damage
>>587261047Then she'll love meeting Minthara.>>587191406>>587245135>>587247029>>587247989>>587258153Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
Karlach would fuck with chinese & mexican foodAstarion & Shadowheart like italian foodGale strikes me as a soup & stew kind of guyWyll likes roasted stuff
>>587263898Surely arcane archer can do stupid damage too? Its arrows ignore resistance, it attacks three times, it has action surge, and it can inflict a ton of status effects.
Gale would only do fine dining, personal cook for when he's in his tower.
halsin choked on chimera poison and died, he was trying to rape it [Canon]
>>587264565In the game Karlach says her favorite food is mutton chops, Shadowheart likes seafood and hates mushrooms, Gale mentions quite a few dishes he likes but Wyll says he doesn't use many vegetables in his cooking.
>>587264565wyll is a corn starch muncher
Which depraved sexual acts did Mystra force the young Dekarios to perform?
>>587265063>and hates mushroomsworst girl>says he doesn't use many vegetables in his cooking.ick
Why does she always have to bring HIM up? Even during the epilogue romance ending...
>>587265331because his writer loves humiliating the player and either self inserts as halsin or wants to fuck him, this is why nobody would care if a brain tumor were to grow in his noggin
>>587265538Genuinely what's wrong with CRPG writers? Why do they force these cuck undertones? I've really started noticing it a lot lately.
>>587265757deep down they feel ashamed of writing glorified power fantasies so they make sure to write in a few humiliation rituals here and there to feel good about themselves
>>587263563This isn't a half-bad party. It's hard to go wrong with a bunch of martials, as long as they use their attacks and hit things until they die. I think a caster-heavy party would struggle more in general. My picks for an ineffective team (assuming repeats aren't allowed) would be Arcane Trickster, Glamour Bard, Spores Druid, and Nature Cleric. Mediocre damage, redundant support roles, and a lack of burst damage.
>>587266870Give the caster gear to the spores druid and it'll carry the partyAnything that can reliably spam summons break the action economy, even if said summons are 9hp zombos because those will waste an enemy action upon being targeted
Laelae will try anything once>>587265757low-t betas
Inspirations should be uncapped and not require the companions to be present.
>I should be allowed to reroll dozens of times at oncelollmao
Now you get it
just download a cheat mod if you want DM powers
You should be able to strategically save up inspirations to use then during important rolls
it's called not burning inspirations on stupid shit before walking up to gerringothe thormagain just download a cheat mod
You should be able to cast bardic inspiration on yourself
I’m going to download a zillion mods, cope
let people enjoy things
>>587265331This is dialogue is when shes unromanced so who cares? Buy yeah, its because Halsin is the OC of Shadowheart's writer. Shadowheart and Halsin also randomly become dad joke enjoyers in the epilogue because their writer likes dad jokes.Buy she says she had tea with Gale in Waterdeep if she travels there, so its not like she only interacts with one companion
>>587266870Casters are OP in the endgame
Withers hates Cyric so you must kill the ox.
Swen hates WOTC so you must check out Baldur's Gate 3's spiritual sequel.
Down by the river is about me and Shadowheart
I went from liking Karlach to utterly despising her. Just kill her now for those robes. Literally nothing of value is lost.
it's about you and daisy(RIP) actually
>>587263563>beast master rangerWhy is this considered weak? The ranger on it's won is still a solid martial. And pets get stronger and strong and by level 11 they're essentially full party members with really good abilities that don't cost anything.
Threesome with Shadowheart and Daisy
Why does my dream guardian have to be a filthy ghaik?
>>587275038Why'd they even drop this storyline? It was in the EA. Did they really think the Emperor was more compelling?
>daisy>helia>companion ketheric>the second moonrise tower>wyll's act 2 queststhey should have been brought back in a definitive edition on god
>>587275360nobody knows, there are rumors about playtesters finding the dream guardian rapey during the early access but that's it
Larian listening to "feedback" unironically made the game worse.
>>587275628Some feedback sucked dick. Some feedback saved the game. We would have never gotten mini camps and reactions without the early access
>>587275038They split her in two because her Bhaal-tier bullshit was clearly not really aligned with mindflayer transformation.So her darker aspects became Durge's urge while the mindflayer stuff was made to fit more with canon.
divinity no cap
>>587276398trvke
>>587274878I never liked her butch-ass design, but I either kill her or just ignore her now. frog/pookie/<free space, usually a hireling until minty> gang
>>587265331OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
cute frog=auto-include. only faggots kill her
imagine writing halsin and ever thinking that you deserve human rights
Adding Selunite Cleric tag to my Bard
>>587265063does sushi exist in faerun?
>>587265063Gale is apparently the best cook for the team. Wyll likes fish too. When he was mortal Astarion liked calamari
latest larian shitpost just dropped
>>587286236icky....
>>587275130Say what you want, but the ending where you decide to take over with the emperor and you look over and it's your dream guardian is kino.
>>587258745>post-release welch fictionhmm... nyomaybe it would've been better if we had the bhaalspawn-implied tav in EA, but we don't have that, we have gortash's necrophile boyfriend with scrappy doo
>>587293384lol. fuckin scrappy doo
>>587293384Resist durge was obviously the canon player character, turned into illithid and committed sudoku. That's why the post-release material only mentions the other origin characters.
>>587294235committed sudoku by orin maybeseeing his corpse in her room freaked me out but only because he looks like a disgusting freak without a tail
>>587292718cute blueberry
>>587292718minthara is really ugly
it's funny how all the companions look like super models and then you got halsin & minthara who look like two middle aged people with pointy ears
>>587286236>the avatar of Jergal
is /crpgg/ right do bg3 romances really cheat on you with the stinky druid?
>>587295913yeah
>>587300350just the one, shadowheart
Oak Father preserve us all.
Oak Father rape us all.
>>587297098>all of the companions look like super models
>>587262656>Gorion's Wardwho the fuck is this guy lol he sounds like a jobber
>>587302971he means Abdel Adrian
I went to the bg3 steam community hub to check the player count today and I got jumpscared by ''art'' of AI shadowheart spreading her legs and showing her holes...
>>587305726this is not an edit btw literally 3 lewd renders in a row
This burlap sack is supposedly out of reach, and if I try to get it the game makes me walk outside of the building. Same for the greater health potion recipe on a table in the main room.
>>587300350No, none of them do
Shadowheart? Licking Mizora's feet.
kill halsin nobody will miss him
>>587307042author of the reallyshadowheart mod please leave
>>587306883After I coat them with my cum ofc
Take the wyll pill
>>587307042I romanced him
>>587308805Every single female in the game? Is that you?
Take the Gale pill
the reallyshadowheart mod is canon
>>587314541lol
Rape but in a fun way
God, everyone is so ugly in this game. Also good to know that a pixie is stronger than Shar.
>>587317715That's a man
What's really important is what's inside, and in that respect, Dolly Thrice is the most beautiful character in the game.
>>587297098>all the companions look like super models
Imagine seeing Jen's soft tiny hands wrapped around a Big White Cock
>>587306139Sheeeiiiiit
>>587319537kek
>>587319316>>587320526This, except it’s your hands holding a loaded shotgun to the roof of your mouth
Why do we call it the roof of the mouth instead of the ceiling?
A thighjob from Shadowheart perfectly soft elven thighs would feel heavenly
>>587297098did you kill toad before including her in your party or something
>>587260391Thoughts on human women?
>>587323708they owe me sex
>>587322335I've thought of this recently too
>>587323708I like human and elf women
>>587323708They should mix with elves to make half-elves. It's the only chud approved mix.
>>587325075but then you might get something gross like shart
>>587325267She's chudcore
>>587326007I love my chudwifeShe will produce many lil' chuddies through the magic of yuri impregnation.
>>587326007raped a million times
>>587326335based and chudpilled
>>587326335>yuritrash
>>587295913silence, homosexual>>587307042true and real>>587308805go to bed, john>>587326007more like ughcore
>>587326335eww faggot
>>587326335>lesbiansshan't
>>587327295>>587327989>>587330595>homosexual malesGo back to your ugly vampireYour betters have no need of you.
>>587326335wholesome
>>587330393radiantfrog
>>587332540i romanced shadowheart with a male character and there's nothing you can ever do to change that :)
>>587333841based
>>587332540nice projection tranny
To my linux frens, the game runs better on dx11 and isn't prone to crashing when you're pickpocketing or using a build that relies on damage writersForce it to run through GE proton on Steam and it'll be the dx11 version
>not installing the female astarion + ai serana replacement voice to get a hot elf vampire gf that's also a great character for a second playthrough after you experience bestgirl frogngmi
>>587334217the FG version runs great on vulkan with wine and rarely crashes, mane. ty for the head's up tho!
>>587334281i'm fine with astarion as he is and also don't like serana so i'll pass
>>587334281nasty
once or twice... or more than that...
Romancing shadowheart as OoV oathbreaker male drow redeemed durge
is she the most reasonable githyanki ever?
>>587334675fair. I'm not gay and the replacement is quite nice-looking, so yeah. fempookie for me!>>587335348no u>>587336307no. she's the bestgithyanki ever
>>587326335White half-elf woman marches on
>>587336307I would imagine that Shadowheart would take offense at that last line
>>587319316>>587320526Janny-sama...I can't kneel any harder
>>587320526why is toadcel like this
rent free
i think that every time someone mentions "sharters"
I got all achievements bros
I used creamapi to get all the achievements
>>587348152so true!
>>587326007more like cuckcore WAHEY
30 days until we get a glimpse of larian's greatness again. You heard that right. We're a month away from the game awards. BG3 won the GOTY 2023. Larian revealed the GOTY 2024. Divinity shocked the GOTY 2025. This is only the beginning.
guess who's the first companion to get an official figure
>>587362307ugh course
I have Astarion fatigue.
I wonder how larian would have handled merchandising if they fully owned bg3 guess we'll know once divinity pops off in 2028
>>587352223based chud>>587354158troon moment
we want more bg3 cartoons
>>587362307i'm not sure why this surprises you. astarion is always the first to get any merch
Durge/evil playthrough has 0 (zero) rewards in act 2In act 1 you can get a new companion and in act 3 there are a bunch of items related to evil alliesAct 2 has fuck all
>>587365906you unlock the slayer form you ninny
>>587366007A buggy piece of shit that doesn't scale nor benefit from itemization isn't a rewardIf you kill Isobel you lose Dammon, who sells one of the best armor in the entire game later
>>587366106a bad reward is still a reward, you also get the potion that increases your strength when pimping astarion to the drow in act 2
>>587366242You don't need to be evil to get that potion, or any of her exclusive elixirsJust tell Astarion to suck it up and bite the nasty chick
Why is it Persuasion rather than Charisma that affects trader prices? Surely being able to use Deception and Intimidation would also get you better prices?
Why is Auntie Ethel in the emerald grove anyways? She presumably didn't come with the tieflings?
>>587366106>ree slayer doesn't scaleSkill issue, study the ways of the bear with Halsin and become a tavern brawler druid
>>587375061She's trying to get new clients/victims, Kagha stopped the druids from guarding the grove and the teethling militia can't detect a disguised hag.
>>587382190>She's trying to get new clients/victimsObviously, I mean what is her official reason to be in the grove. You presumably don't just walk in there.>Kagha stopped the druids from guarding the groveEthel must have been active for months if not years before that, Kagha had only been in charge for weeks at most.Ethel had her very own hut in the swamp, complete with an underground cave base and redcap guards. She was famous enough for Mayrina to have heard about her and travelled to her (she's either from Baldur's Gate or a nearby village) with her dead husband's body and for enough time to pass for her brothers to get there.Halsin and the druids failed to detect a hag in their backyard.
>>587383231 The druids know there's a hag around, this is on Apikusis' table.https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Correspondence_ReportObviously Ethel has been active for a long time, but as far as we know she hasn't been inside the grove until very recently and druids having stopped guarding the grove conveniently explains how she is inside
if you explore ethels base she has a secret passage to the underdark, she was obviously just there. and then the cut content with her hag collective
>>587383770>The druids know there's a hag around,Crazy that they never managed to break her illusion, they were super incompetent. I forgot to mention that the victims in her cave had been there for a long time. How the fuck do they fail to detect a hag's presence for that long.>she hasn't been inside the grove until very recentlyDo we know this? For all we know she could have set up shop in the grove since she first got to the area.
>>587383231>You presumably don't just walk in there.i mean the squatters did
>>587384193Halsin welcomed them, according to the grove's tenets>The Elder Circle Doth Decree>The Greatest Tenets Number Three:>1. The Natural Order must be preserved no matter its form.>2. Forces that would disrupt the Natural Order must be destroyed.>3. The Emerald Enclave must offer aid to the weary and injured.
>oh look i'm a weary granny let me in :^)
>>587384118Three rangers also failed to detect Ilyn Toth in Moonhaven when someone warned them that a red wizard was hiding there, everyone knows DnD villains are good at hiding until adventurers come along.
BG4 with tabaxis and goliaths
>>587386779trve. im looking at dnd art and the parties are so cool and varied while bg3 just had 1000 elves
>>587388096now that's aura
>>587365906Shar's Spear of Evening is the best weapon in the game. It deals the highest damage when paired with Bhaalist Armor's Aura of Murder, and Darkness is game-breaking in its own right. Edge of Darkness is an AoE nuke that recharges on a short rest. The idea that the evil route is unrewarding has never been true.>>587276398 >>587279320 >>587286236 >>587287086 >>587358083>>587363309>>587386779>>587388096Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
greetings. am I late to the frog thread of fay-run?
Divinity on god. Sex with Lizardmen. BG3 failed
>>587394213yesyesbg3 failed our chocolate prince wyll ravengard
>>587375061She's a potion seller, she has a store there.
Most incompetent druid groveTav can walk up to Ethel as a sorc and know something is off
>>587394319yes facts
>>587393513can't be late if every hour is froghour
>>587394481As far as we know none of the druids spoke to Ethel in the grove, she managed to sell one potion to Pandirna. Also only sorcerers and warlocks can sense something is off with Ethel, druid Tavs are clueless.
>>587395082wew that's good. gonna just take a nap for a s
>>587392971shadow blade is the best weapon in the gamebut yes shar's spear combined with bhaalist armor means nasty damage
>>587388096>dwarf duel wielding daggers>orc and giant cat dude two handing swords>goblin with a granny bun and a pistol >female tiefling and high elf support casters>all on the same team Modern fantasy is such slop. Everyone is just some multicolored performatively diverse citizen living in the shadow of human culture. They all speak the same language, hold similar views and beliefs, behave similarly, and are fine to work and even love together. The social tension and culture commentary is always canned and totally unimportant to the greater narrative and the characters themselves. It’s just lame Also there are no elves in DnD or Bg3, only humans with pointed ears
>>587395861Uhmm chud you should be happy that the orc and dwarf are masculine men. The art is also them fighting, not having a picnic talking about their pronouns
>>587395861>>goblin with a granny bun and a pistolthis goes super hard
>>587396401>Orcs are an allegory for the misunderstood Slop >Orc has an IQ high enough to comprehend the words “marginalization,” “discrimination,” and “prejudice” Slop>Orc can be defined in terms of gender and is not automatically dismissed as a beast, monster, or creature Slop >runty bearded little dwarf is the “masculine” anchor for a plot and party full of feelings, the overcoming of emotional trauma, and learning how to have a hecking good time in this corpo-fascist world Slop >elves living in a human city where refuse is thrown from upper windows and down into the street instead of a elf palace-city Slop etc.
>>587395861>>587397386wall of nonsensical slop, nobody axed, bg3's party is dogshit because it's not diverse cry about it
>>587397386In Dragon Age there are no elf palace cities and in DnD elves who live in palace cities do not become adventurers unless they are rebellious spirits or something like that.
>>587395319
>>587397386that is just a drawing you are projecting your hatred of "liberals" onto
>>587397638
>>587397507Describe the party you think would save Bg3>>587397578I cannot see an elf ever living among humans for a long period of time outside of special circumstances. I hate the multicultural fantasy city so much it’s unreal>this guy is a Drow. Grrr he sells mushrooms and potions and he’s known to be snooty with High ElvesIt makes me freak out. I hate it so much >>587397810Leftists are anti-liberal and DnD is full of sloppy leftist commentary. You know it, I know it, we all know it, everybody knows it, they know it over there, they also know about it etc
>>587398458>Describe the party you think would save Bg3
>>587398458I don't know anything about the guy besides that he's a talented artist and has done official work for Dnd. Get out of your anti-woke echo chamber.Going to say this Drizzt piece is woke too??
>>58739893080's/90's DnD was woke because Drizzt lived in Icewind Dale and had dwarf and human friends instead of living in Menzoberranzan and having no friends like a normal drow.
>>587398930The topic is DnD’s sloppy interpretation of fantasy, not Drizzt, the artist, whether or not the art is “woke,” or whatever else it is you’re angry about Since you asked: It looks like some generic nerd slop to me
>>587399320He's always been the "good" drow. He even made a half drow daughter with a human woman, drowcels lost>>587399551>comic book style>generic nerd slopLet me see you draw non woke fantasy art
>>587398506ahh, a man of culture
>>587399854But half-elves are woke (yes this applies to Elrond).
>>587398506bg3 would have flopped BIGLY
>>587399997Shadowheart is le woke!?
>>587400171
>>587400254>>587399865>>587398506toadcel moment in 4k
>>587399854Comic books are LITERAL nerd slop. But it’s not the style I’m referring to but content >”good” dark elf leaping through the air in synch with his panther familiar while a dinosaur dragon guards a mysterious vault encrusted with ice in the background This image tests positive for nerdAlso since you insist on talking about Drzzt >”good” Drow settles down and produces a half-Drow in spite of his “racist” culture>”evil” Drow produce more Drow If the shoe fits…
oh no no no no no
>>587400389>”good” dark elf leaping through the air in synch with his panther familiar while a dinosaur dragon guards a mysterious vault encrusted with ice in the backgroundHow is this woke besides the fact that Drizzt the character isn't a stereotypical drow. He is a ranger why wouldn't he have a pet, Minsc also has a pet he poses with.
>>587400802It’s not, it’s just a nerdy image. I don’t think the drawing of the party is “woke” either I just hate modern fantasy party dynamics. I actually used to love drawing dragons but quit once my posts starting attracting f*rries
I have completely ruined this game for myselfI have put at least 200 hours into nothing but act 1Every time I think of picking it up again I have to start over, because it's been so long, or I want to uninstall or install 1 mod, which means boredly skipping through shit i've genuinely seen at least a hundred times before, so by the time i get halfway through act 1 again, i put the game down and lose all interest again, then drop it for another few months, so by that time it's not so familiar that i'd be able to just drop into an existing playthrough anf have it still feel proper, so i feel like i have to restart again, and the loop repeatsThe farthest I've ever gotten is the underdark
>>587401129I hate to break it to you but dnd is extremely nerdy.
it's funny because chuds are the first people to shit on astarion halsin and wyll being in bg3 and having tons of gay moments but somehow still defend them being in the game because their bitch ass can't handle dwarves goblins halflings and orcs being in the party, wait until they browse the bg2 wiki
>>587400328madfag moment in 4k
>>587402028No one likes ugly/midge races though
>>587400436ikr lol
>>587402227let's play the number again I'm down, 66% of the top 3 most romanced characters in the game aren't don't have human or elven blood. Wyll and Halsin are the two least popular romances in the game. Both human and elves are in the top 3 most popular races in the game as proven by your pic; ergo the race of a companion is irrelevant to their popularity. Bitch. >>587402479This is legitimately the ugliest theme I've ever seen baby change it now please don't do that to yourself
>>587402028>the bg2 wikithey haven't played besides the 1 homo minscfag who thinks dorn was good
>>587402667Dishonest argumentation since the issue is not "non-humans and non-elves" but ugly/midge races (orcs, dwarfs, goblins, gnomes). Few play as them, and no point to even consider how many would romance them, the Emperor can be a proxy for the whole lot.
>>587402667I linear->value inverted the colors to show that it wasn't edited, retard. yotsuba b gang
Helia would have been on my team no cap
>>587402935you're taking this 4chan way too seriously
>>587402667desu halsin is probably more popular than laezel
>>587402479>>587402191>>587400436samefag toadcel seething
>>587403034literally everybody is saying this, I'd pop haste on werewolf helia and go to town on the enemies
>>587264087"DIVINITY", boomed Swen Vincke, divinely.
>>587403227samefagging is replying to yourself, saresh. surely you know what that iswelcome to 4chin
>>587403124That would make them seethe
>>587403419*samefagging brazilian toadcel
uh oh thirdie meltie anyway
What are /bg3/ approved face tats?
>>587404190the selune one
reminder that shadowheart should have had tattoos and she looks boring without them
what about the brow tattoo that says "Divine"?
>>587405218uh no no no don't show thisobald
>>587401480Nerdy is a spectrum
>>587395861This is not a place for your off-topic ramblings about "modern fantasy" in general. Talk about the game or fuck off.>They all speak the same language, hold similar views and beliefs, behave similarly, and are fine to work and even love together.Untrue in BG3. The tiefling refugees stick with each other after being cast out of Elturel. The Ironhands are an insular clan of deep gnomes in which race is clearly a core part of their identity. "Half"-orcs are relegated to roles where their brute strength is useful - bodyguards, mercenaries, enforcers, ruffians. Githyanki and drow are famously racial supremacists and cruel toward other races. Exceptions exist, of course, but they merely confirm the rule. This is a far cry from your picture of a "performatively diverse" multicultural society where everyone forgets that irreconcilable racial differences exist.>The social tension and culture commentary is always canned and totally unimportant to [...] the characters themselves. Untrue in BG3. Race is essential to the characters of Lae'zel and Minthara, for example. They are githyanki and drow, and can be nothing else. Change their races, and you delete the characters. You could argue that Astarion's elvenness informs his arrogance and racism, and that his long lifespan being twisted into an eternity of undeath is another tragic aspect of his condition. Karlach being a tiefling makes her more sympathetic to the plight of her people. The common thread is that race is not merely a costume that can be swapped willy-nilly without consequences. Only profoundly stupid creatures like the parasite claim this, as they turn Shadowheart into a tabaxi. Consider how inconsequential it is for the non-character to turn from human to tiefling. No one cares because his new race is merely a (permanent) costume with no associated identity. It is ironic that you would lament the homogenization of distinct races in modern D&D while failing to recognize the importance of race.
>>587405218love is love
yeah I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you or sorry that happened
>>587405483Cute froggie
>>587407103I love white hair shart
Justice for wyll my nigga
>>587407721Why didn't Larian ever fix his old wrong voicelines?
>>587407721wyll did nothing wrong
>>587408450they hate his guts
I still think that halsin should have been an orc
>>587408450The racist women who spam Astarion art dont even know Wyll exists
>>587410229That makes mockery of everything the Blade stands for.
They fill the game with monsters, men, and old people then wonder why nobody cares about the romance
Thoughts on the epilogue ending where Jaheira ends up inviting you to join her?
Thoughts on Geraldus asking you to his Harper graduation party?
>>587411608Nostalgia bait for the uncs. Who tf wants to go wandering around with some “cool grandma” lmao
>>587406916I love cute frog drawings
>>587411823I will go and have sex with him after
honor modefemale githpure wild magic sorcererfuck it we ball
>>587411276this, we needed more QTs like geraldus rolan & dammon
>>587412903have fun, anon! sounds great
>>587411823yes
>>587412495
companion geraldus would have redeemed act 3 I ain't gonna cap, we needed more mini-companions, not everybody needs to be shadowheart or gale
>>587413430All boring tumblr tier nice guy gay slop Aradin would have been kino
>>587414758Aradin would have been based, he would have bullied the shit out of halsin & astarion
>>587414238Why did they make a cute ass npc show up one time?
>>587414934larian was tired of their companions by the time they were making act 3 so they had fun with the NPCs
>>587415397that might explain some things tbqh, there's a lot of cool npcs
>>587414912He’s too based for the bg3 party
Aradin is built for getting gobbed
>>587418640Sazza, get off the computer
If you used hill giant elixirs, you didn't beat the game. If you used barrels, you didn't beat the game.
>let lae'zel carry the heavy stuff>during our duel she chucks the smokepowder barrel i've forgotten about at mesasuga froggy
We love barrels and Wyll
>>587419035Could have been the runepowder barrel
>>587413840cute!>>587419035lol she did that to me once. vicious frog
>>587415487needs a fucked up nose to be lae'zel
>you can buy the antidote to Nettie's poison from her before she poisons youStupid fucking dwarf
>>587422438Got a problem with the free market, bucko?
>if you buy the wyvern poison she skips mentioning it and just tells you to kill yourselfTECHNOLOGY
>>587421284this looks croppedis there a full image?
>>587422991nice tav
>>587422991chud drow
>>587422991a n g e r y frog
>>587423943Looking a lot like a drow there.
Frog or Karl
>>587424975Take the Wyllpill
>>587424975karl
Imagine if Karl had writing
>>587424975you want a cute romance or a finger up the bum
He cute
Does Baldurs Gate have functional plumbing? The sewers have a pipe network with pressure gauges but its not really clear what they are actually doing and I dont recall seeing anything above ground that would require it.
>>587426704That stuff was probably built by the fucking Gondians
>>587427669For what purpose though
FROG!
>>587423143dunno I saved it from here>>587423390>>587429751seriousfrogs!
I am sad. Looks like Warlock is gonna be on-rails typical AAA slop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4yn3NapsaMHer spells don't even look similar to BG3 warlock spells. Also, that sickass Raven Queen trailer just gone like a fart in the wind, her patron is just Tasha.>>587419035The instant the AI gets control of a character, it tries to burn literally every consumable item you have stored. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>587448582>party member fails to save on a confusion cast>they immediately use the chain lightning scroll that had been in their inventory for a whileAt least you can't call the AI stupid on such occasions
>>587448582Divine punishment for romancing that freak.
>>587448582I hope Wyll makes an appearance in warlock
>>587450546In my game, Lae'zel is always the one that gets mind controlled. Dumb frog.
I choose... the frog!
Why can't I cast create water?It says it's not prepared but that's wrong
>>587455432Did you dip into Cleric or Conjuration Wizard?It happens when you multiclass and both classes share a spell. The hotbar only displays a single icon, which usually links to whichever class prepared the spell first. In your case (if my guess is correct), the hotbar is still linked to the Cleric (or Conjuration Wizard) version. When you unprepare that version and prepare the Druid one instead, the icon grays out and says [unprepared] because the hotbar retains the old link rather than automatically swapping to the Druid version.I had the same thing happened to me when I made a Wizard/Druid build.Funnily enough, Tempest Sorcerer gets Create Water too, but you won't run into this problem if you mix Tempest Sorcerer with one of the aforementioned classes. Since Sorcerers spells are known rather than prepared like Druids, Clerics, or Wizards, their spells don't get tangled up in this spellbook swapping shit lmao.
>>587458228That was it, thanks
I didn't know Gale, Minsc and Minthara were this stupid
Auntie Ethel my beloved evil ally
>>587462026Sarevok and Amelyssan are the most stupid here. They were helping Bhaal resurrect lol
>barge into a peaceful grove>eat the locals' food>try to steal their holy idolwhy am I supposed to side with the tieflings again?
>>587465342who said you're supposed to side with the tieflings?I massacred the goblins because I support Kagha's regime and can't let her die, it has nothing to do with the Tieflings.
>>587462026>captured by mind flayers>somehow think they are capable to handle Zariel >>587464509Raphael is the most stupid character of Baldur's Gate by a large margin, more than Irenicus
>>587466429Minsc didn't hear no bell.
29 days until blah blah blah
>>587384118>Do we know this? For all we know she could have set up shop in the grove since she first got to the area.There's some dialogue between Ethel and Okta where Okta asks how she showed up out of the blue>Showing up here out of the blue, you've got good timing. >I had to! Kicked out of your own homes, poor things. How could I stay away?>And how did you make it past all the goblins and gnolls? >Well, when you've lived as long as I have, you pick up a few tricks, you know?
>bg3 had fantastic romances that lasted through most of the 3 actsUNLESS YOU ROMANCED WYLL THEN YOU GET NOTHING
>>587469481Adopting a baby with Wyll isn't even the rarest ending. That's probably Lae'zel getting refused ascension by Vlaakith and committing sudoku.
>>587469481this is why halsin and wyll's romances suck, you can't make a romance that feels like a natural part of their personality if they don't have a personality to begin with
divinity is bussin
>>587470459>t. me in 29 days
>>587466010the devs, you can't remove the shadow curse without freeing Halsing and sentencing Kagha to a cuck role
>>587470736>freeing Halsing>remove the shadow curseneither is mandatory
trvke: halsin and emperor are the WORST characters in the game
>>587471198the game clearly expects you to do both on a good playthrough
>>587471339>expectaint nobody forcing you do anythingdon't blame others for your decision, own it like a real man.
>>587470736Kagha becomes a cuck to the midgets even if you do everything she asks so the tieflings leave on their own and Halsin dies in the goblin camp so she stays First Druid.
>miss attack on a gnoll>it laughs at youFuck you little shit
>>587477408Even the bulette laughs at you if you miss
>>587477547But the gnoll laughter is like a hidden taunt
bg3 with helia edition
>>587466429Irenicus is more stupid than Raphael, Irenicus wanted to be bigger than fucking Seldarine
>>587462026>>587466429Do they even realize Zariel can defeat Bhaal, Myrkul and Bane in Avernus?????
>>587480105Aylin will be captured again!!!!
>>587480105Cute
>>587480105So the next boss will be Lolth/Lolth cultists? It sounds like Lolth.
>>587481065Cyric was implied by the black sun letter on Withers' table.
>>587481157It's not black sun, it's Dark Sun. The Next BG3 will be probably in another planet lol
>>587482646WotC abandoned that setting because it has widespread slavery.
>>587482835But BG3 has slavery and drow incest????
>>587482938that's because larian loves incest and slavery
I took the frogpill. Thank you /bgg/ from saving me from Karlach's red futa cock in my ass.
More for me.
futalach would have saved bg3
Does Aylin peg Isobel?
>>587471902I even do it during evil playthrough for the extra xp.
>>587486310Smiting that undead pussy
>>587482938Those drow are Seldarine so maybe Eilistraee approves of it and it's not evil.
>>587490341shadowbaby is cute, but i hope divinity won't have turbovirgin fanfic writers in charge of romantic scenes
>>587470686me now
>>587490756yeah none of the bg3 romances felt classy & mature
>>587491007Minthara romance doesn't sound mature????
>>587491447>69ing after massacring a bunch of people
>>587491650Sounds classy and mature.
>>587491447Minthara barely has a romance, you hook up in act 1, see her again in act 2 and she has nothing special in act 3, and no, it's not mature. It's cringe actually>you need to genocide tieflings to romance me but I actually never cared about them because I was mindcontrolled all alongor even worse>there's literally no reason for you to let me live if you protected the tieflings, I now owe you sex and romantic scenesfucking rushed slop right there bruv
>>587490756>>587491007>>587490756>>587491007its larian's thing is to be turbo horny. see their old games
>>587491840Thank you, based Swen.
WotR has better romance than BG3
>>587491840holy milkers>>587491931camellia has one of the worst romance in rpg history
>>587492029So does Wyll
>>587492152who's wyll
the image says lizard, they look more like the avatar blue people. swen and larian are goonpilled and that's not a bad thing!
>>587492674we needed one of those in bg3's party on god, literally 80% of the companions were human or elves
>>587492821#real
I still think that a season pass wouldn't have hurt bg3, just a few extra subclasses here and there, maybe a new companion or two, a new region like the shadowlands, the underdark or the mountain roads to toy with...
>>587490756Kill yourself divinityfaggot
>>587492530ExactlyHis writing is dogshit
>>587490756Keep living divinityfriend
>>587495898based
>>587496169
>>587496169cute and canon
>>587496169shadowheart once laelae tells tav what shart dreams about(she used detect thoughts)
Hold up...shadowWHORE dreams about WHO?
>>587469481It’s impossible to make romance “part of personality” if every character is playersexual
>>587498596If they're not playersexual they can't be romanced so romance can't be a part of their personality in that situation either.
>>587498690I would rather there be no romance than have playersexual “romance”. FNV has no romance for example and it’s a better rpg than the majority of crpgs
>>587498462Me
>>587498596I'm more concerned about making every companion romanceable, because of that you can't have old people as companions, you can't have kids as companions, you can't have animals as companions, you can't have robots as companions, you can't have people that are already dating someone as companions, it's really really really limiting and gay
they are all canonically PANSEXUAL (means they are into men, women, lizards, theythemers, etc) and you all deny it
like, who the fuck asked for emperor to be romanceable? aren't illithids asexual and reproduce through tadpoles?>>587500370I headcanon them as bi because I don't think most of them would date a tranny, no offense
>>587500421why its called a headcanon, they would date a tranny even your chud warrior laezel
what if minthara's writer wrote shadowheart?
>>587498690Yes they can, you just have to be their type
>>587481038Perhaps the only good post in hours. The rest is just the Minsc faggot and the parasite samefagging to fill the thread with garbage.>>587394213 >>587394319 >>587467912>>587470459>>587483242>>587490756>>587491840>>587492674Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
>>587501071>hates fags>loves dykes
>>587501071heres a tranny obsessed with lesbians
>>587501178>>hates fags>>loves dykesbased!!!
Minthara the drow lesbian who loves to suck cock
rip griefling...
Minthara X Dror Razlin
imagine calling someone homophobic slur while spamming isobel fanarts lol
>>587501664happened
>>587501281They're both trash
>>587502896we love lesbians here
>>587501412She was so good at it too
>>587502991>lesbiansshan't
>lesbiansshall
>>587484813a wise choice. welcome to the frog gang>>587492814happy frog!
>>587503031yes
>>587503762meant for >>587503625
>>587462026Raphael logic:"Mephistopheles and Asmodeus don't give a shit about crown of Karsus, so if I get this crown, I will be more powerful than Asmodeus!!!!"
>>587504806The crown is irrelevant Mephistopheles doesn't even show up in the game to claim the crown.
>>587505456I mean he did show up and you were able to visit his city and there was a whole cutscene about him eating raphael's corpse but all of this got cut
https://youtu.be/u5XWzvC62EY I. Just. Love. The. Devils. In. BG3. You can tell that larian had a blast writing & designing them, especially Raphael and the house of hope and this is why Divinity will revolve around demons and good and evil and balance and nature and nurture and stuff. Anyhow. Weekend's getting close let's have an amazing end of the week /bgg/ let's get this bread
>>587510781so cute
>>587509637Wonder if Mizora was a nepo baby cambion like Raph or if she had to work her way into Zariel's court starting from nowhere.
>>587501656In my first playthrough i reloaded a bunch of time to make sure the spider doesn't kill this bitch, only later to find her corpse near the goblin camp, which was kinda bullshit because i even went out of my way to clean the camp before minthara siege the grove
>>587513054cambions are kind of a joke in the hells since they're half human, she must have worked her ass off for centuries to become zariel's bestie
>>587513847Yeah she's deathflagged like Rikka, Elegis and Kaldani.
>>587513054feet....
>>587510987yes, she is. I love the cute frog
>>587515470smug frog!
They fucked over wyll and denied him a sex scene to animate a shitpost, think about that.justice for wyll
Minthara is easily the best new character of this game
>>587517673
>>587523836I ALWAYS kill her in the goblin camp then I steal all of her gear
I can even excuse Sarevok for being evil, Sarevok was abandoned and left alone, Keldorn was dead and Minsc was petrified. Minthara has Lae'zel, Astarion, Karlach, Wyll and even Shadowheart, she has literally zero excuses for being evil for free.
>>587524792shart is evil for freewyll is evil for freewhat are you talking about
>>587524792>Keldornwhat does he have to do with anything
>>587525171Keldorn and Minsc tried to help Sarevok.
>>587525256In 10 years, I never knew that. I need to play with Keldorn and Sarevok next time.
>>587525256so do you and imoen
>>587517673warm frog>>587523836cute minty
>>587523836I mean...She has a point...
>>587531818No? What about Omeluum?
>>587532183Omeluum disguises his appearence when moving around normal people.
>>587524473Makes sense. She is an evil paladin of your main enemy and she wants to lead a group of rape goblins onto a sacred druidic grove.
unff unf hnnng unff ughhh!!!!
>>587538546drow women owe me sex btw
>>587523836yeah she's well written. started to really like her once I recruited her later
which waifus would want their feet licked?
>>587523836just killed her again
>>587538685She'll kill you in your sleep
I just wanted to say that I love my wife.
>>587535708>>587537453
oh Shadowheart oh my Shaddy babywhy... why did it have to be this way
ewwww lmao
>>587481038>>587501071Based lezziekino
halsin is so lucky...
>>587545257what the fuck is thaaat lmao
cute withers
>>587545547some faggot's cuck fetish
>>587545547Don’t mind him. He got brain damaged by Halsin’s dick.
>"Sh.. Shadowheart? Shaddy?">She sighs a little, polite but annoyed by the interruption, "Yes, Tav, what is it? You know it takes longer with interruptions">"Wh-why do you .. um... taste like Goodberry...?">"Erm, new soap I suppose now please get back to work">she goes back to obviously casting a Sending spell to someone while you continue to lick her 'down there'
>>587544758cute frog
>mindbroken by halsintragic
>>587542768>>587543701letting you know he shows up and starts to spam
or more likely you start the spam when you see the namefag post
>>587501178This is hardly a contradiction. Posters who appreciate Aylin and Isobel have always demonstrated excellent taste. They offer some much-needed beauty. The same obviously cannot be said of the Minsc faggot or the parasite. The faggot is obsessed with Minsc (>>586923708, >>586924904), Sarevok, or whatever male character it deems homosexual. The parasite uses the non-character as an excuse to spam worthless shitposts (>>587308478, >>587407721, >>587408605, >>587425068, >>587469481, >>587522284) all day long. Both reject entire parts of the canon in order to push their degenerate narratives - that Minsc is homosexual, or that Mystra is into grooming little boys. Both are only capable of offering their repulsive stupidity and ugliness. There is a pattern.>>587540878That's nice, anon. Would you like to share who your wife is, and perhaps three non-physical things you like about her?
Dude, shut the fuck up.
>>587549670sir, this is /larian/
saar this is /halsin/
pigschizo is a tranny who fetishizes lesbians like his master, he hates men because he cannot jack off to them. many such cases.
>>587548041cute frog drawing>>587550761cute frog photograph
>>587562390What's her offer?
>>587260391Is there any reason not to play as gnome, I mean they do have the strongest racial ability?
>>587566448ugly
>>587569128a bg3 movie in the style of the opening cinematic would be nice
>>587566448>they do have the strongest racial abilityAccording to who?
>>587571079PIGSCHIZO GET DOWN. SUMMONS
Cumming on Shadowheart's perfect breasts
>>587571089According to the necklace of fey likeness
>>587565145rare limited run of rock raiders
>>587574727cute frog expression
we owe daddy halsin an apology
frog sex?
>>587582164where's the phone with a pic of her fucking some hung stranger on it
>>587582164
