CRASHING THIS GAME, WITH NO SURVIVORS Edition>Previous>>587336107>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSOct 26 AR-23L Liberator https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTcKljUKpoNov 03 A Cleaner Galaxy https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799398450Nov 10 Dev Blog https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913968494674980>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionOct 20 1.007.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715666559007196081Oct 22 1.007.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708912427613295258Oct 29 1.007.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799395773
Game too easy. New changes coming make the game even easier now.
with the changes coming to detonators, what are gonna be some good weapon combos with this thing?
>>587433078Who caresAH is crashing this game with no survivors
>>587433078Honestly? People who find a game too easy should move on to a different game. Get new experiences in your life. Doing the same thing forever is such a strange way to live.
Getting it out of the way nowGoodnight /hdg/
>>587433228nova, speargun, quasar.
Imminent cheatjeet rape.
>People are proud to be subservient to ArrowheadAristotle was right.
Sooo... Where is the new mission?
>>587433228Bullet storm of course
>>587433260I never got tried of the game back when it was more punishing. Now i barely play.
>>587433436Elaborate
>People are proud to be subservient to Arrowhead
>>587433883
>anon is immediately vindicated
>>587433883Aristotle said some people are just naturally born slaves.
>nigger fallacy baitpost>>>/v/
Now that I have all the warbondsNext warbond when?
>>587433847????none of the changes make the game less punishing. You just got better at it. Or do you really think that you can do the same thing for 3,000 hours and still be exactly as good as you were when you had done it for 30 hours?
>>587433260alternatively, d11
>>587433140let me summarize>they can't becuase... th-they just can't! okay?!Which conveniently ignores amount of playtesting and troubleshooting a single LUA mod developer could get done via AI>muh outdated game enginemotherfucker they were putting brand new features into the game.mechanics not even inherent to the game's own toolkit!I don't want to even pretend anything you said could be misinterpreted as correct when there's a puristfag bitching in this very thread about an Apache helicopter being added to the game
>>587434072two more weeks
>>587434058This is going to be your future in a couple of weeks, enjoy.
>>587433228Honestly, literally anything except an AT weapon works. The C4 will murder any heavy you might end up facing, so the only things that will threaten you are airborne enemies like Shriekers, Stingrays and Gunships, and a good combination of primary + secondary will take care of that. You could abuse its ammo-hungry nature by stacking shit like Ultimatum/Breacher and a support weapon that deals with chaff. Hell, smoke grenades would also work since it would give you cover to get close enough to toss the C4. About the only thing you might have to worry about is not having enough explosives to clear Bug Nests, which again is what the primary/secondary slot is for.
>double down on greasy anti cheat (we will permaban anyone running cheats aka literally any mod)>guys we've been working on these very simple and easily fixable bugs for 7 months now, it's almost fixed we promise>in the meantime please enjoy a preview of the upcoming changes:>a dedicated slot for a specific kind of weapon (there are only 2 of them in the game)>being able to use jetpacks while carrying seaf artilley shells>bullying SEAF into opening bunker doors>new enemy terminals (only one faction uses this)>no longer being affected by gas cc (this won't work for 16 months)>a new and improved roadmap (pinkie promise)When I thought it couldn't go any lower, these fucking swiggers just dig themselves a deeper hole
>>587434126>You just got better at itAbsolute retard or you've only been playing for three months. You're outright ignoring the countless weapon buffs and enemy nerfs that we've gotten for over two years now.
>read blogpost>No mention of the promised october mission>No mention of new ships>No mention of frontlinesEither they are saving it for december or they scrapped it
>>587434450Anon you absolute fucking retard that's an AI generated response
>this year that we set up a strike team to work on addressing Hellpod steering behaviour and Stratagem ball targeting and bouncing>we set up a strike team>to change one and a half lines in a text editor
>>587434581im getting banned in 2 weeks i really don't give a shit anymore
>>587434579What do you think buddy?
Gib manual artillery. I CRAVE the SPG.
>>587434579no you see they considered the new hive world planet modifiers to be both the new missions and the new biomeits YOUR fault if you interpreted it differently
>>587434547>a new and improved roadmap (pinkie promise)They're literally just gonna put promises in between two to three months and still miss the deadline
>I didn't want to play this game anyway!
>>587434579They hope you forgot about it
sony's got to kill these guys and replace them with plant-based body doubles. they have to; before the movie comes out.
>>587434579They lied to earn goodboy points and it didn't work so there's no reason to keep up the façade
>>587433228C4 + Nova will be insaneC4 covers the nova's weakness against structures and super-heavies while the Nova covers the C4's weakness against anything at range or too close
>>587434547Besides the belt, the changes are the most nothingburger too it's like a failed stand-up comedian script
>>587434662Same here. I don't think fixing the charger making no sounds with a mod was worth it.
>>587434957>He thinks there will still be a movie>>587435041Every update has failed to do anything exceptional. You literally cannot have an ounce of expectation for them
>>587434579>promisedLet's see the end of year roadmap.* >dates subject to revision
>haha trust us guys we didn't deliver on our previously promised features but we promise more new features coming guys 100% guarantee this time trust
>>587435127ive decided im going to spend these last 2 weeks going around trying every gun again and seeing how i could tweak them a little to feel more rewarding to useap increase here, RPM increase there, some fun effect for a bullet therethen im going to open up my lobby to public, play with pubbies and watch as arrowhead empties an entire machine gun magazine into their foot by banning themi get to have fun, they get to see how fun it'd be if some weapons weren't shit, arrowhead self-sabotages so bad they kill themselveshappy endings all around
>>587435182it'd be truly too much if they announced EOS if and when it comes out. swedish meatball lovers committing suicide en-masse.
>>587435425EAC looks for modification to game files. Nobody is getting banned except you, retarded unfiltered tranny.
>>587435127>ban doomposting1) they're too incompetent for it 2) their AC is too incompetent for it3) Sony would literally rip their heads off
>>587435570>he doesn't know about the SHODAN stat transference trick
>unironically trusts EAC
There's no way I get a refund after 2 hours, is there?
>>587434957the movie is a dnb
>>587435691>Retard doesn't know what EAC isYeah....Not only did you expose yourself as a retarded tranny. You also completely destroyed your own narrative that you pushed for weeks here about modders being dindus.Good job, reatrd.
>>587435771>straight up lie in the latest warbond trailer>game can't even be opened on several platforms anymore>promised bug fixes proven to be maliciously held back>all pretenses for banning have been reduced to "if you ran it once you're getting banned">26% positive and still droppingAnonThere's a good chance this game might get entirely delisted so getting a refund is a real possibility
>I wish sony took the IP away from Arrowhead and gave it to someone else!>Sony gives the IP to Bungie>Bungie manages to rape Helldivers even harder before killing it in a murder-suicide with Marathon
>>587435771People refunded KF2 (Early access done right!™ by We're gun nuts™) after hundreds of hours
okay how about a refund after 1,759 hours?
>>587436097For all the shit I gave bungie at least I can fucking open my game and play it without 50 bugs.The helldivers devs are literally the most incompetent in the market. They are proof that sometimes you just need luck and not skill to be successful
One of the best examples of Arrowhead not giving a shit has been right there the whole time with the glitched extractions. What's supposed to be this balls to the wall, desperate final fight to get out alive while the games theme blasts in your ears doesn't even work half the time, that should be a priority 1 instant fix.>>587435771On Steam you can you just gotta be annoying about it and keep trying, long descriptions that mention removed content and performance issues might help.
>>587433228>Primary: Knight or Gallant (P90)>Secondary: Peacemaker (Beretta M9)>Armor: AC-1 Dutiful (Woodland BDU)>Strat 1: C4 (C4)>Strat 2: EAT (AT4)And for the others two strat slots I've got no idea. Maybe the Nova as a stand in for a Jaffa Staff weapon. I could headcannon the portable hellbomb backpack as a jury-rigged Naquadah IED too.
>>587435389They changed Assisted reload.........Yeah, that's pretty much the only thing they managed to do recently
>>587432920>CRASHING THIS GAME, WITH NO SURVIVORSBut it would be so much more fun if you didn't...
Did they say why they added EAC?What does EAC actually do? I didn't notice a single difference except launch splash screens. Modded lobbies are still there. Cosmetic mods are still there. Mods still come out.
>EAC did nothing chud!Then why come the cheatjeets are crying?
I cannot tell if these decisions are out of malice or retardation at this point.There's no way someone is this fucking incompetent. They'd just forget to breathe and drop dead.There's no way someone is this petty. God Himself would personally smite them.I don't understand. I really don't
Please do not make a lobby until 20-30 minutes from now
>>587436724Greetings Helldivers,Fairness and honor have always been strong foundations for Helldivers in our fight in the Galactic War. But we have seen for too long that there are some who would bend the rules and definitions of fairness, affecting not only their own games but also the battles of those who play alongside them, affecting pick-up rates, and even going so far as to manipulate the war itself, breaking the unfolding story and dragging down innocent players with it. We haven't previously commented on modding, other than to warn that from a technical perspective, we can’t guarantee their safety or usability for players. However, we feel that this change, considering what it affects, is giving us an opportunity to do so.We know mods are part of the DNA of PC gaming and gaming communities as a whole. In general, we appreciate the creativity behind cosmetic and non-gameplay mods, which players can enjoy without negatively impacting those who play alongside them. Where we need to improve is how we protect players against modifications that create unfair advantages or negatively impact others, which goes beyond software manipulation to tamper with our game. As a stepping stone on this journey, we are doing two things:Implementing additional security measures to crack down on recent cheat mods that have been circulating.Transitioning from GameGuard to Easy Anti-Cheat today, October 20th, with additional security tools in place to enhance its effectiveness and improve game integrity protection.These changes mean that some mods, particularly the types that are affecting the experience of other players, may no longer function. It also means that some non-malicious cosmetic mods may require updates from their individual creators in order to keep working.We believe these are steps in the right direction, and we want to remain transparent about our decisions and intentions as we continue to improve the integrity and security of the game
>>587436724someone made the fatal mistake of fixing the game and making them look like absolute retards (which they are) so now we must suffer
Today on news: Game studio who have repeatedly failed to playtest and deliver features promise new features are being heavily playtested on and will be delivered soon.
>>587437034>>587437181But why even seethe today specifically? They didn't give a shit when people cheated SCs, which actually affect their bottomline. "Oh no, a small subset of users are playing the game modded". Most people don't mod. Most modders only use cosmetics. The game is years old and effectively in life support, there's no big wave of incoming players or anything. You can just leave a modded lobby in like 10 seconds. I don't understand.
I don't understand how anyone could sincerely believe that Helldivers 2 is a "grunt fantasy". This game is quite literally antithetical to the idea of an escape from tarkov/Arma milsim, both in gameplay and lore. Helldivers are basically special forces delta operator tier 1 mega kewl tacticool badasses. They get their own personal combat frigate for their personal use on mission. They use insane, experimental weapons and can destroy entire hives and bases by themselves, but it's grunt fantasy because... because it just is, okay?!In AH's eyes, Halo is grunt fantasy because you walk and are a soldier with a gun.
>modders din do nuthin, I'm just trying to have fun!>oh yeah btw I'm going to join lobbies and try to get people banned because arrowhead raped me What kind of mental illness causes this?
what even is the source of this "grunt fantasy" seethe?
>>587437380When that one modder (Cowboydingus?) or whatever his name is - started implementing changes that people have been asking for YEARS in a mere week - specifically the holy trifecta (Stratagem bouncing, Hellpod steering, Transmog) it made Arrowhead look really incompetent and it legitimized modding.Legitimized modding means that Arrowhead has a harder time selling skins and shitty armor, and its a getaway to cheating SC
>>587435771Probably not, but never stop trying. They are legitimately fucking over you and not holding up their end. It is, unequivocally, false advertising.
>>587437687So just implement them in a week too? Hell, literally just ask for his code and give him a cut under the table. The work's *already done for you*.
>>587437852Maybe if the devs weren't sw*d*sh
lobby
>>587437985No, tits and hypno sex
>>587437852You don't get it, they weren't bugs, they're intentional limitations built from the intended design space. And if they were bugs, then the modder "didn't really fix them".
>>587437985maybe if you came home i would've been in the mood
>>587437491>indian ex-paradox interactive dev, now game director of AH, does a stream with a YouTuber and says that the original vision for Helldivers 2 was to make a "grunt fantasy" inspired by Escape from Tarkov (which is mind-bogglingly retarded and false) but accidentally got stuck with a bunch of Call of Duty players, basically soft-accusing the player base of why the game was (and still is) in a shit state.
>>587437380You see, ArrowHead doesn't have a bottom line to keep, they get paid per hour regardless of whether they work or not. Sony has a bottomline. I believe a suit at sony saw mods implementing things thwy have been saying are impossible in a small timeframe and called a meeting.Arrowhead decided to hide their incompetency (by banning the thing that made them look bad) rather than actually working.
>>587437852Actual answer, bingus's fixes weren't really "fixes", they were just basic overrides and togglesArrowhead obviously doesn't want full sticky stratagem balls, so they have to go through and update all their map geometry so that hellpod steering doesn't do retarded shit, and ball bouncing can be turned off altogether
>>5874369612 minutes earlylobbybug MO
>>587438463nice link FAGGOT
>>587438102Weren't they supposed to be swedes
D10 bugs on the moonsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244149959509/76561198396814056
>>587438463>forgot linki am retarded steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244149958351/76561198009560599
Please stop posting sexy womenMy balls are achingI'm so tired of masturbating
>two bugs lobby dokojesus
>>587438551they are swedes in the same way that everyone muslim in the UK is british>>5874386193/4
>>5874386432/4
>>587438619>>587438643Rape.>>587438762No.
>>587438619full
Cuckboi Pingas got a reply from arrowhead yet, sisters...?
>>5874388541/4my fumble cost me a lobby and put me on a list
>>5874386194/4
>>587439039gomenasai but a friend was in that lobby
>>5874390393/4bots or bugs, I just wanna kill
>>587439402FVLL
>>587438276>>587438298So they purposefully withheld requested featuresWhile saying they were working on it Then when someone added mods to enable themPeople started fucking with mods to enhance their experienceAnd they reacted by A) Failing to meet the roadmap B) Breaking mods C) Threatening your account, while simultaneously stating they cannot tell apart mods whatsoever and E) Their new anti-cheat is both useless and throws up false positives.Did I forget anything?If they're such a big studio and are one of the only profitable live service, shouldn't they have a CM, or, uh, someone with a brain trying to improve the situation? And is Sony not gonna rip their asshole open?
*impregnates you*
>>587439963>And is Sony not gonna rip their asshole open?no because people are still buying their churned out warbonds every month because they're being stuffed with more and more OP crap
Does anything even happen when people review bomb a game like this?
>>587439963The following has source:I made it upA lot of the money made by helldivers goes to sony, so they do not care what happens to it. They want to move on to their self published game which would give them 100% of the money. I think they don't realize that the money going to sony is in exchange for bankrolling helldivers development for 8 years.
reddit spacing
>>587440683they have almost certainly paid back whatever they owe sony for development. money is not a primary concern for whatever their next project is.
>>587438551sow
>>587437687>started implementing changes that people have been asking for YEARS in a mere week - specifically the holy trifecta (Stratagem bouncing, Hellpod steering,how many times does it need to be said? the "modders solution" of just disabling the systems entirely and letting you steer anywhere and throw a ball anywhere is not the solution that arrowhead is looking for. they don't want to throw out the baby with the bathwater. they still want there to be areas where you can't steer towards or land on, and areas that stratagem balls bounce off of. the fix they are looking for is one that removes the inconsistency and poor readability of the systems while still keeping the system in place to begin with. that requires a hell of a lot more work than just flipping a single integer.
>>587437852Due we have been saying exactly that since release. We know they can, we know they won't. Fuck them, let the game burn because that is the only way they will learn.
>>587437852It isn't a bugged, it is working as intended. If anything, they want it to be worse.
Has anon broken the record for "most cum gargled in a 24 hour period" yet? He's gotta be getting close...
>>587442231sorry anon that honor permanently goes to bingus for bending the knee to the swede. anon might make a distant second place though
>>5874390563/4, one slot open
>>587443094back to full
>>587442698>cucked even in the contest of brown nosingPoetry
I am playing HELLDIVERS 2 without cheats
I am fuck Seia without protection
Hmmmmmmm...? A design space all alone? A delectable design space left alone on this dish that no one's touched yet? Ohh hmmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm *scratches chin* *furrows brows* *rubs top of head* *one big dandruff falls off* Well don't mind if I do, hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmm
>>587442698>bingus for bending the knee to the swedewhat even happened with that?didn't bingus himself confirm that he was working on mod support with arrowhead?
These swiggers could have at least implemented the halo infinite dogshit color system but alas even that was too much for them.
>>587443313>peppi
>>587439969
dumbass put kill markers lmao
>>587444695Sounds like anon is jelly he doesn't have a pretty brown wife to pump babies into
>bugnigger blob fails to see the gambit opportunity that Joel is shoving in our facesSasuga.
gah sweet liberty, this she-bug still makin me liberator shootin' duds and blanks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PB4CYmfJEXoIt's up
new idea, your dive is heavily diminished when out of stamina, or maybe each subsequent dive is smaller and smaller, spamming not viable. thoughts?
>>587446979no stamina dive now ragdolls you. we here at arrowhead are listening!
>>587438643ggs
>>587445859You moron. You can't gambit a planet from 0%.
>>587438643>mfw a charger turns his back to me and my hammer
>>587446979Playerbase at large would not like it. You can out"run" the tracking on the giant gazertower laser beams that were part of the void mission planets at 0 stamina sprint, and even while just at a walking pace iirc. Imagine trying to re-condition the entire playerbase to your suggestion (having more failstate potential with improper resource management). It simply isn't possible.
>>587438643ggs that was a very unfortunate moment
The anticheat is here. Judgment time is coming.Your sin can be forgiven, but only if you forgive yourself.
So, what exactly are people pussyblasted about?>no following the roadmap perfectlyI mean, yeah? Besides this being AH and thus being the standard, do people really get this bent out of shape that content is added a few weeks late? Is instant gratification really that important to gamers?>hellpod steering and stratagem bouncingLiterally a non-issue. Annoying, but not nearly the bullshit of other issues.>EACI would be more pissed if they didn't put at least some effort into stopping cheating/hacking/whatever. Maybe EAC itself isn't the best for it, but the people demanding no anti-cheat are fucking morons.>clamping down on gameplay-affecting modsNever should have been a thing in the first place, this is a multiplayer cross-platform game so anyone who wants mods should just make their own private server and fuck off.>taking away "quality of life" modsThis I can empathize with, but it's an entirely different issue from allowing mods at all and as usual the player base is being fucking stupid. We had this whole song and dance back when the Flamethrower used to be able to leg Chargers, people thought that the fix to the particle behavior of the Flamethrower was the same thing as making it unable to damage Charger legs through their armor when they were two entirely separate issues, and then conflated the two of them when demanding that it be reverted. AH definitely should be doing a better job with quality of life improvements to the game, but cuck coded mods aren't the solution.
Chooms, be real with me. What level of Over are we on?
>>587447523boat sisters is it over?
>>587448505You are unironically a normalfag corpocuck with no real solutions that can only defend arrowhead.Cuckmoded mods were one of the better solutions, and arrowhead decided to act as fast as possible to deprive players of them.And yet they can't act just as fast to fix the game.Every single time, for the past two years, always the same thing>things that improves the players experience? No.>things that makes the players experience worse and more casualized? Yes.
>>587448703Even some of the cattle are waking up to Narrowhead's bullshit so on a scale of over to very over, we are very over.
>>587448048kek
>>587448703The worst things have ever been. If this ban wave actually happens (a big IF) then this game might be as good as dead.
>>587448505>there are goyim actually like thisg-g-guh!
Why is my youtube constantly filled with Helldivers dooming shit? I don't even play the game?
>>587448505>EACheckin sinners fearing le divine judgment am i right fellow redditor?? XDYou glazers are going to be very disappointed when nothing happens to us.
>>587447229Terrak is fucked but brilliance is possible as that one is a 48 hour defense.
>>587449309The player base is buck broken and copes by being doomers. It's as simple as that.>>587449498Terrek is the easy one, just get the DSS there and it's as good as won. Level 13 defense is piss easy.
>>587449323It would be really funny if glazedivers got false positive'd.
>>587448996They can only ban PSN users.However if they start issuing hardware bans via EAC the room for error will be catastrophical and the amount of people who might get shafted for no reason will be non-zero.Narrowhead would be destroying their own image even more than they already have by doing that.Their next shitty game would be dead on arrival just from the bad rep they have.
>>587449323
>>587449694I don't understand why they were even trying to do this. Don't they see that this is a losing battle? Don't they see that is going to cause so many headaches for everyone, including themselves? No one wins with this nuclear option, so why do they want to press the button so badly?
>here's how arrowhead can still win
>>587449998They already got their money. They actually want everyone but the glazers to fuck off so they do not have to appease anyone and can just do what they want.
>>587449974two more weeks sis
Seaffies opening bunker buddy doors for you is the greatest thing ever, thoughever.
>>587433228C4 + anything without a backpack because C4 is already very strong. Retard.
>>587449309we know frogtroon
Most game companies do everything in their power to retain players during huge game releases.Arrowhead chose to do the gamedev equivalent of killing themselves graphically by pulling their own guts out the week before GTA 6 releases.An IQ too high?
>>587446979If you really wanted to punish dive spam at empty stamina the better way is to make the standup animation slower. You can save yourself from one attack at normal speed but you will be vulnerable for longer. Really, kind of sounds like something they would have done Year 1 or 2 but its been a while now.
>>587433228>can finally do the solo silo + melta gun build in an actual efficient manner if I do not get false postive'd.
>>587450387I will continue to take the Warp Pack because it's still a better guarantee than hoping that a SEAF drop happens and that you can keep them alive long enough to chance upon a bunker.
>>587446979Add it to the basegame, everyone will hate it.Make a "Realism Mode" gamemode, and everyone will love it.Arrowhead has yet to understand this.
>>587448703more of the average player base are becoming literate in media
If someone pays the airplane ticket, I'm fully willing to travel to Sweden and personally rape everyone at Arrowhead's office
>>587450853Make a GoFundMe.
>>587450763If you're dedicatedly hunting for SC then having a warp pack or mech is still the way to go, but not everyone is going to do that every game. When you find yourself playing a "normal" loadout and the rest of your goofballs run away from bunkers on principle at least the soldiers can fill in. I've had that happen to me more than enough times to believe that its not simply that they aren't seeing the SC arrows on every bunker I come across.
>>587450853Hmmmmmmmm..... This isn't un-doable. Do you require extraction after mission completion?
>>587450815>Make a "Realism Mode" gamemode, and everyone will love it.nopeople will default to that mode and then bitch about it being too realistic for themjust like they play at the highest difficulties with the highest spawn rates of heavies and then bitch there are too many heavies
rent free
>>587436937QRD my dudes? Just came back for the first time in months.
>>587450978https://gofund.me/c2dffd4b2
>>587451765god bless
>>587451740>arrowhead switches to easy anti-cheat because people are running AI vibecoded "quality of life" mods that massively buff weapons in an open public pve game>seethe and pants shitting ensues, as usual
>>587451995you forgot >cheating continues unabated
>Join the 20K in Joel controlled bug MO who win or lose will continue to be stopped by the gloom wall again until end of service>Join the 2K making negative progress on Choepessa>Join the 20 liberating Alaraph and maybe take it before next Easter>Join the billions of people not playing the game and actually achieving somethingWhich kind of diver are you?
>>587451765LolLmao
>>587451995Is that all? Damn. Well all I can say is that's not my problem. The game and the studio has still got a truckload of on-going issues. But I'm more than willing to let this one slide unless it somehow made the game worse.
>>587452665it hasn't. in fact they just released an SSS tier warbond with insanely strong weapons
>>587452431I just play whatever planets/factions I want and ignore the MO because it is fake.
>Play other games>Takes me a moment to realize that im subconsciously waiting for ergonomics>Make a conscious effort to ignore it>Im suddenly better at other gamesThis piece of shit genuinely makes you worse at other games
>>587453564Sounds like a skill issue on (You)r part.
>>587453732Yeah, it was playing Helldivers 2 and letting these fucking Swedes psyop me to being a loser like them.
>>587453564ask me how I know you only use the eruptor
>want to host lobby>cannot host because i’m playing on wifi with 0.5% packet loss:(
>>587451164No, they won't. Especially if they make it sound like an ultra hard mode. They should start with making it give no extra rewards from D10 and then adjust accordingly.
>>587454021I never use it. I use flamethrowers primarily.
>"new biome" was actually just hive world caves are colored slightly different to match the host world
Just had a nap with a lucid dream and I'm writing this down so I don't forget.>escort train mission>train network around whole map>multiple stops to stock the train up with explosives>final destination nukes a portion of the map or goes off into the sunset to explode like the ICBM>hellpods can stick to the top of the train, like turrets>you can ride the train as it moves between stops, slowing and speeding it up manually>train has multiple segments that can break and detach, lose too many and mission failureA shame we are never getting such kino.In the dream the train was going mach fuck with hellpod turrets landing atop it in motion as it was plowing through bots on the rails while under heavy fire.
>>587455280You need more..????
>>587455468OF COURSE I NEED MORE YOU STUPID SWIGGER
How far away is armor color palette swap or can I just mod this shit?
>>587456746They're never gonna do it, they're literally selling armor that changes color. That should've been the wake up call for people. Arrowhead is NEVER going to do customization for things that they could sell for money instead.
>>587448505Someone called me brown.
>>587456746bacon flavored apples are not allowed, chuddie!
>>587456746Why would they do that when they can charge you super credits for a palate swap? Everything they do is because of super credits. Weapon customization? Just release the same gun but with medium pen or a faster rpm. (The barebones "weapon customization" in the game now does not matter. You just equip the ones that make the gun feel the least ass, usually angled grip and no muzzle attachment.) Armor looks like shit? Too bad. If you use mods, we will ban you. Want to put any passive on any armor? Bacon-flavored apples. Weapon feels like shit? Here is a buff that does not change any thresholds against any enemy and a warbond that powercreeps the free unlock weapons.Did you know you can farm super credits?
>>587458846They really completely dropped the weapon customization, it's really funny
Start TCS mission is boring..
>>587458975I like how their idea about fixing the lack of it for the Sickle was to just bake in a better heatsink.
>>587458294Were they lying?
>>587459524No, but I am still mad.
Tell her something nice.
>>587460096I love using it on D6 when I am super bored
>>587460096There was a small window when its power and ammo economy were balanced and it was an interesting trade off between damage and lack of stagger, but then fire got reworked and it got power crept.
>>587460325It's still the best shotgun for killing hordes.
>>587460096Duckbill on bugs is kinda funPepper a whole crowd and watch em turn to crispWish the fire dot would kill bigger guys too
>>587460432>hordesyou mean hoards
A FUCKING YEAR JUST TO 'FIX' HELLPOD STEERING AND STRATAGEM BOUNCING>MUH PLAYTESTTHESE FUCKERS DON'T EVEN BOTHER PLAYTESTING THEIR WARBONDS OR EVEN PROOFREAD THEIR MISSION BLURBS
>>587461193>hoardsyou mean whores
I haven't been here in months, what's going on with all the mods that aren't working now?Why is Fortnite anti cheat in Helldivers 2 now?
>>587461467it means they're adding the fix as a booster or armor passive
>>587461592Because people were bringing Leveller firing Stalwarts into games.
>were
>>587461467>put ball down>ball doesn't move>somehow this requires massive effort and an extended period of time along "multiple iterations"
>>587461467>Anon is slowly realizing Arrowhead has just been saying shit to string people alongJust like how "explosions ragdolling through cover" has been on the "known bugs" for months. Its intentional by this point.
>>587461592A modder added the things Arrowhead said they were going to add months ago as well as other QoL changes (being able to turn off hoverpack prematurly instead of waiting for it to run its course) and Arrowhead crashed the fuck out over this generational izzat loss
The first domino of all of this was redditors reposting the cheat table / SC spawner that was first posted here, in short reddit ruins everything
Why does SC cost higher amounts of medals the deeper into the war bond you go despite it being 100SC every time?
>>587462829Diminishing returns. Besides, it's not like medals are actually hard to obtain.
>AIEEE NO NO NO YOU NEED TO DO THE GAMBIT BLOODY BENCHODermmm nyo
>defend against seven terminid attacksnah
>botniggers being fucking useless againliteral welfare queen shaniquas, the entire game content pipeline being carried by bugAryans, text book White man's burden.
Why are we not at bore rock? It has little resistance
>>587463936>the entire game content pipeline being carried by modAryans, text book White man's burden.FTFY
white man's burden is being forced to listen to seething bugchaser hystrionics
>>587464127
BOTNIGGERSCONTRIBUTE NOTHINGDEMAND EVERYTHING
>>587463936>>botniggers being fucking useless againIts your MO. Deal with your own problems.
>Bugchasers when the MO is winning>"heh, we buggawds are hard carrying">Bugchasers when the MO is losing>"NOOO!!!! BOTGAWDS PLEASE HELP US AIEEEEEE!!!"
Need lobby broswith d15 bugs spawn bros
So far, buGODs and squidGODs have given you:>Supply FRV>Hyena>Eagle Gas Strike>Maelstrom Tank>soon to be the Cremator FRVWhat have the incompetent botshitters given you?
Why do I even argue on here? My opposition is a mind broken jeet bbc spammer and a fag who can't tell apart a bugfix from a stat change just like the anticheat
now is the part where botshitters pretend to not care about MO and accuse bugchads of being JOEL's slave despite them unlocking so many new stratagems for the game.
>>587464686I mean the goal of people like them is to derail any actual discussion of this game that they don't agree with so it devolves into back and forth shitflinging. When they deny reality or argue in bad faith just ignore them. They'll just start concessionposting or trying to bait you with ad homs every time. People who actually want to discuss the game will continue to do so.
>>587464938While I get it and it does make sense I lament we don't live in times where they'd be picrel'd
>>587464606Botchads have graciously handed to you:>airburst rocket launcher>quasar cannon>hmgAlso despite so-called 'buGODs' failing 2/3 of the operations, Arrowhead decided to carry the white man's burden by offering it as a pittance so as not to deal with bugdiapies chucking another meltdown. Sad!
>>587460325For a long time it was the best weapon in the gameBasically all post launch, but pre-fire nerf
I didn't know that Pelican-1 could shoot down gunships, until now.
>>587455396There actually are escort convoy missions in helldivers. They just aren't in helldivers 2.
>>587466079not me using incinerator FRV call in as a quickie gunship patrol destroyer :)Too bad it is not available anymore... made a good quickie hellbomb as well
>>587466527you can always call me for a quickie ;3
>>587466635You sound like a man (male) and I am not gay
Is there a general with more closeted homosexuals than here?Fortnite general might be the blackest one but atleast we know they are all straight there.
>>587467305Prob overwatch or some Chinese gatcha general
>>587465295>quasar cannon>hmgLiterally given away for free by the devs, they weren't MO reward>ABRLso 1 stratagems out of many other stratagems made possible by buGODs, not a good look.
It’s out
>trannyforgemmm nyo
>>587467584Not that I am against this kind of mod, but if it is vibecoded AI sloppa on an outdated engine already held together with hopes and dreams it will just be a 24/7 crash fest...
>>587467584saaaaarsthe design space....it keeled over and died
>>587464347Best I can do is regular D10 bugs
>>587467584I'm willing to install hellforge to try this if we can scrape together 8 players.
>>587468142/hdg/ has like 5 people that actually play the game max...
>>587467781>24/7 crash festso nothing changes?
>8 players>when game barely comes with enough spawns for 4 people not to be bored out of their mindsLARP mod for dadgamers
>literally degraded version of liberatorwhat's the point
I’ll make a 8 player lobby when I wake up
>>587468251SA80 roleplay
>>587468251it looks cool I guess?
Oh boy an MO planet where 2/3 missions are entirely made up of fucking snoozefest objectives that involve you sitting around on your ass and shooting a hapless hunter every minute or so.
>>587468251>degradedare you fucking retarded?
>>587468637no, he's clearly degraded
>another snoy live service shits the bedI fucking hate the fact that HD2 is once again the only successful live-service that Sony has and they are gonna coddle it to hell and back and let Narrowhead do whatever they want because they are the only money printer they have right now...
>>587468637>vodka runesdo you seriously need to ask
>>587468637he's russian, it goes without saying
>>587468637>less ergo>more recoil >increased rate of fire literally doesn't changeAre you a fucking idiot?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244173101383/76561198126520852Lobby!
I wish somebody would degrade me instead...
>>587468765>only successful live-service that Sony hasMarathon
>>587469091isn't it a bit early for a lobby?
>>587469136
>>5874690912/4.
>>587469091FVLL.
I wish somebody would make me FVLL...
I wish somebody would make us whole...
wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
I wish I had a fulfilling life with a loving wife and kids...
I wish for the total destruction of Israel...
O.O
I wish more pubbies were medicdivers. They are useless either way, so they could atleast keep refreshing my stamina and let me use my fat heavy armor with more freedom.
God I hope AH goes through with the ban wave. Let them ban half the active playerbase away. Let it be the death knell of the game. Let it be the end of AH as a studio. Make it so these faggots end up on the street and have to suck nigger dicks for a can of surstromming.
there was an update....
>>587471916when???
>>5874719705 minutes ago of around 170mb
please god make the ban message be something genereic like "Unable to connect to servers, error code 420" and then every cheatjeet outs xemselves as a cheater when they complain "this stupid game doesnt work AH are a bunch of retards" and AH confirms that this message is only seen by people who are banned
>>587464686You're an unironic 900 hour D6 botnigger Andy. Your opinions on this game are worthless. You have nothing of value to add.It's like asking a bum on the street his opinion on jet fighter aerodynamics.
sometimes I really wonder if it's gucci behind these posts or if some other anon is false-flagging and gucci's discord allegations are truewe'll never know for sureor maybe it's that taiwanese troon
Does it really matter? it's shitflinging niggermonkey behaviour
>163mb patch
>>587472472I agree with the anon who can't reply properly - it doesn't matter if it is Gucci or not, namecalling each other on 4chan is just really childish behaviour.Also if you do get Gucci in your lobby notice how the posts that are "from him" still keep coming even when he is playing the game at the same moment.Really makes you think.
>>587464324>it was real in my mind
what da patch doin
>>587472743See: >>587464229 >>587463936
>>587472736I wonder who could be behind this post
>>587472736I have never seen that faggot and I find this general's obsession with him, beyond calling him a BBC spamming shitskin and barring him from lobbies, strange
>>587469091GGs.
>>587469091>>587472986Brown avatarfagging discord tranny moment
>>587469091Thank you!
man they were trying really hard to rehab your image too...
brownoid poortugese retard can't stop himself from throwing a meltie at the mere presence of someone who actually plays the game
>>587469091ggs
Ok do Arrowhead's general incompetence is an indisputable fact at this point, even right down to their inability to turn off all the LUA modding post EACSo knowing they'll issue bans and knowing full well that even a single one of those bans being on a fully vanilla player: exactly how fucked are they when they cannot hide behind the forced arbitration clause in that boilerplate EULA and have just stollen whatever money the player invested into the gameAnd what would that mean for the game as a whole?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244177982117/76561199108851031d10 whatevs, my feet are cold
>>587472868>obvious botniggers falseflagging will SURELY convince you!kwab
>>587473080Nobody outside your cord circlejerk cares, sis.>>587473153We already did this song and dance, D6 shitskin. I posted my stats and then you got gaped with evidence when you tried to accuse me of cheating.
>>587473336They'll just do the swedish special, they'll just lie and their army of glazers will jump in comments to defend them as hard as they can as usual.
>>587473356full
>>587473356>my feet are coldcan I lick them to warm them up hahaha
>>587473356>>587473523
>>587473496Cope
>glazers
>>587473518Right, but how will that help them legallyThey're going to take the testimony of (at most) a couple hundred of their most loyal dick cleaners over the literal thousands of people complaining about the studio on a public forum?
And you're saying we'd gut all mods, you silly crydivers you! We're just going after the cheaters, moron!
>>587473607Another gucci moment
>>587473638I don't think they give a shit about legal stuff, knowing they lost the license to their OWN ingame song.
>>587473356>>587473523I understand that all avatarfags are stupid, but at least try to pretend that your lobby isn't filled with your troon friends from discord, you fucking moron.
>>587473818she's not on discordwe don't do invites anymore
>>587473524nah
Gucci just seems to hate people who play the game. Are we sure he isn't Swedish or atleast half Swedish?
>>587473695>there, they work now! >youre still getting flagged doe
>>587473858Hes mad because nobody wants to put up with his childish behavior.
>>587473638Anon, there is a reason why every other scandinavian country does not like sweden. They are arrogant pricks that would rather lie than admit they did anything wrong. They are smug retards that only want their fantasy and their vision for the game. They do not care about the community at all until Sony steps in.
>>587473695>preventing certain cosmetic mods from functioning...There's no such thing currently in the game? Did the AI hallucinate this based on what was previously written?
>>587473983So you're saying I should get popcorn ready?
>>587473695my cosmetic mods been working for a month or two without updates at this point wtf are they smoking
>>587473842the more this discord is mentioned the more I want to join it
>>5874751893.6 billion dollars btw
>>587475156too bad
New drawing :)
>>587476296>sugarterminid spy
hmmmmmmmm
Shitskin bait post in 3... 2...
>>587476296Cute!
>>587473356https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/search/search-filings/filing/10509027302965
>>587473356GGs
>>587475189Everyone is on ps tho
>nova and apex >>> quasaar>using quasar is shameful because it is "crutch" >but this does not apply to nova and apex?
>>587473356it's that shrimple
>>587477867>quasar and RR can 1 tap heavies anywhere on their body>nova and apex requires aiming for weakspot to make the most out of the shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn6wQZwC58o
>>587478289super earth can't even survive sweden
>>587477867Don't let this guy know about the Railgun, he might have a stroke
>>587478404thisthey literally turned themselves into the capitol of the galaxy lmao
>>587473356ggz frens, no toes will be suckedhttps://files.catbox.moe/0vvs7n.mp4
>SHODAN brokeAnd just like that no more modded enemy lobbies nor weapon customizationHope SHODAnon finds another workaround but if he wants to throw in the towel atp I do not blame him
>>587478494Railgun can’t one-tap bile titans
>>587478007>>quasar and RR can 1 tap heavies anywhere on their bodyWhat kind of enemies are we talking about? Titans, dogs, impalers require 2/4 body shots.>>nova and apexNova is able to kill a spore titan in two head shots, which is an insane result for a weapon with endless ammunition and does not require a backpack.>>587478494Fuck you nigger, nobody uses this shit and there's a reason for that.
>bot>brings ABRL>wipe out all the patrols before they could react to my presence>spawn camp bot drops before they could fire a single shot>forces the 3 retards to walk around an empty map 90% of the timeAll the izzat belongs ME, I am Brahmin!
>>587478719It can 2 tap them to the head with 90-ish charge
>>587479060So that’s not a one-tap, is it?
>>587478830>Nova is able to kill a spore titan in two head shots, which is an insane result for a weapon with endless ammunition and does not require a backpack.So does the Quasar, what are you chimping out about?
Thread's unusually civil>jeets going to sleep>mutts not yet awakeAh, that's why
>>587479287Are we talking about the Quasar cannon or the Nova because the TTK to slay a bile titan are the same between the Nova and the Railgun, which is 2 shots to the head.
Boydiver status, chuddies?
>>587479608Kill your parents and then yourself
Quasar can 1 tap small fabricators, can also 1 tap the big ones if you shoot the vents, can close bug holes if you really wanted to. Nova needs 3 shots to destroy a fab and like 8 shots for the big ones and it can't close bugholes. That's the trade off. It's not that hard to understand.
>>587479608Whisked away from all of you faggots by the based abdo drawnon
>>587479671For this reason I still use quasar on bots.Sometimes you just want to one-hit a fab/hulk and move on instead of wasting time with follow-up shots.
>>587479295>So does the Quasar, what are you chimping out about?Compare rate of fire of these two things, you fucking retard Nova charges in 1.5 seconds and cools down in 3 seconds, that's 6 seconds in ideal conditions for killing a spore titan, without a backpack and running out of ammo, are you really going to justify that?And no, I don't want to shame the players playing with nova, I'm really interested in the hypocrisy of the local degenerates who screamed that quasar is a crutch (and it really is), but when they were given nova, they stuck their tongue up their ass.
>>587479898Yes because apart from the charge up and cooldown time between shots, the Quasar are still objectively better than the Nova due to higher damage per shot and explosive AOE damage on top. It can shoot down a dropship and 1 tap normal BTs to the head which the Nova can not do, at least in a timely manner. The Quasar and Nova are essentially the same, with tiny tweaks here and there to set each other apart but not by much.>the hypocrisy of the local degenerates who screamed that quasar is a crutch (and it really is), but when they were given nova, they stuck their tongue up their assWho? The fucking nerfjeets? Nobody gives a shit about what they got to say.
This is only the beginning, Ramjeesh. Things are going to get much worse for you and your cheatranny brigade.
at least you need to actually aim with the nova
>>587467584i'd play itif there's more enemies
>>587473356ragequit
>>587473356GGs shame the host had to crash out like that over something so trivial
>>587482140come back we need to fix our relationship
>>587473356>>587482140re:i don't know since when but most of the slop offered in stationary stores are just>80% (retains arrows but no numpad) >60% (nothing past the function keys and text controls)and that one 100% that's wireless slop for people who use their PC an hour per day
>>587469091>>587472986I hate this art, why not make the visor more yellow or orange. It always looks like an Indian in a helldivers helmet.
>>587449998They have more money than they need.They want to stop having to take care of the game.
>>587474008apparently it whitelisted reshade cause other than that a bunch of model/audio mods still functionnot sure why they were being vague about it though outside of pure malice
Know whats funny about the fire bug? They had a trailer of them using flamethrowers inside the caves and not one of them went "Hold on, why isnt there fire on the ground?"
>>587481954It's fucking nothing
>>587449663>if>fucking IFThere are fully vanilla players RIGHT NOW that STILL cannot open the game since the updateThere's people that just began not being to open the game after the hotfixI guarantee you this: "cheaters" and modders have made peace with it. If they get banned then that was that and they've gotten everything they wanted out of the gameBut the glazers will be raising hell with ban message screenshots, pleading how they were always good little swigger slaves, and will be met with ridicule for it
>niggers vandalizing, turning the once nice neighborhood into a shithole by slinging drugs and promoting prostitution and gang violence (modjeets running amok with their AI sloppa QoL mods, turning the game into their designated shitting street)>the mayor gave the police the green light to get rid of them and restore order (Arrowhead implementing EAC and hellbent on getting rid of cheaters)>"SHHHHHHIIIEEEETTTT MUPPADIDOO MUHFUKIN POLICE BE KEEPING DA BLACK MAN DOWN CUZ THEY'RE MAD THEY CAN'T HAVE FUN LIKE US FO'SHO" (Narrowhead won't let us shit up the game cuz they're mad we are taking up their design space!)
>>587482952truthnuke
>False Equivalency argument
>>587482952>police fail to do anything about the said niggers (cheaters)>instead end up hurting the law abiding citizens (vanilla players)Wow! Just like real life!
>I guarantee you this: "cheaters" and modders have made peace with it. If they get banned then that was that and they've gotten everything they wanted out of the gameGets funnier every single time I read this brown cope.
I am brown and I find this thread offensive.
It's more like AH left a district to rot, and after people started building their own houses and plumbing moved in to tear it all down because it doesn't fit in with their vision of a city
>>587479671The Nova has a bit more than 3x the fire rate of the Quasar so it balances out. You have stratagems and grenades for structures so it's a moot point.>>587482952I really hope you got an LLM to write that bait for you.
>>587483661Maybe i don't want my neighbour to build some favela skyscraper that blocks the sun in my backyard.
>>587482212Centaurs are peak, one day you will learn it too
Why are you still replying to the lowest quality shitposts
>>587484149Anon you have a button that instantly disappears that skyscraper forever and you actively refuse to use it: the Block\Kick buttons
>>587484519where is the vagina situated on those? in the front or in the back?
>>587485640Back.It's horsepussy.You fuck the horsepussy.
>>587478660Nigga, it's over. Get your own EAC bypass.
>>587485640>>587485890you get a paizuri you fuckin noobs
I realized i forgot to uninstall SC Arrows. How fucked i am?
>>587476296Poo divers saar
>>587484519this is my wife and we are in love
>be vanillaGOD>absolutely completely unaffected in whatever updates AH is doing>play the game just how I been playing it for hundreds of hours>still killmog people in stats screens often>still only die 1-2 times per mission, sometimes even 0My only advice to """qol""" crutchers is to lower the difficulty until your cheats start working again since the game is "literally unplayable" for all of you at the moment.
>>587486425you seem pretty retarded, so very fucked
>>587486516I used to rape your wife 10 years ago.
>>587486696I don't think so
>>587486734It is a repressed memory for her for sure, best not to bring that up or she will never let you fuck in the ass again.
>>587485640Nowhere. They're infertile hybrids, like mules.
>>587486905I think you've been smoking a bit too much of the ol' hashish, getting a wild imagination
>>587484519ew, we love our snake women here
>>587487353no gag reflex
>>587486585>played the game long enough to where I've grinded enough SC to buy the next 4 warbonds>ignore community drama>look for SOS missions or just starting ones that pique my interest>still having funhonestly I'm starting to enjoy this game more by treating it like a third person RPG shooter game where you gotta manage resources against objectives and enemies, POI sites that contain meta loot where you might need a random teammate to access, shit like that
>>587486924Wait, mules can't have children? :(What a horrible fate wtf
>>587487353>cloaka
>>587487353horse will always be better then sneke
>>587486924In the manga they're a separate species that can interbreed with humans to produce fertile offspring :)
>>587477504deeply troubling
>>587478289Arrowhead tried and didn't capture the kino that is the 7 hour warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4XQtd0tVU
>>587432920they removed them but they went over 8k before that
>>587488074KWAB
>>587487921totally not a prefilled disctroon lobby where they organize to wear specific armors for all of their mods to be seen at once bro, trust
>>587488074who took a shit in my own pants? not cool man
>>587488074>they removed them huh?
>>587478289super earth has pinpoint precise FTL travel and would decimate the combine with their weapons. It's a sweep.
>>587488207The mods are right now running damage control and explaining in general chat that it is actually a cache issue that happens when there's too many reactions too fast to a post. Seems about right though.
>>587488589it's happened in the past and I have seen it happen on diff servers as wellit's just discord being a dogshit platform, you should focus on bitching about things that matter instead of this inane bullshit
>>587488074>>587488207>made sure to transflag them this time around>it did numbers
I just don't understand why they keep doing the things they do. They underdeliver at best, do nothing or, at their worst, actively choose to do the worst thing they could conceive of and stick to it like a fly to shit. Why do they do it?
>why are swedes retarded? I'd ask a swede but I don't know arabic or punjabi
>>587489323If you want the truth it's because thty have been spiritually raped by news and tv since the 60s, not unlike the boomers
what the fuck is sweden anywayI don't think I've ever seen a single movie, show, or even a fuckin video of sweden anywheream I crazywhere tf did that country even come from
>>587489454koppsyou've seen that one scene from the movie
>>587489454pewdiepie and ikea I guess
Always whining assholes, come up with your ideas to save the game.
>>587489642Icll tell you right now as someone who treats Ikea furniture like a LEGO set: that's gone down the shitter tooTheir meatballs and veggie mix pucks have gotten smaller too, both in serving size and individual pieces
>>587489883rangeban all russians
>>587489454it's the one that looks like a penis, dude
>>587489883we share them all the timeArrowhead has listened to everything, they just dont care
ABDO chads…. I don’t feel so good…..
I thought companies usually had PR consultants to help prevent shit like this.What the fuck are they even doing?
>>587489454>what the fuck is sweden anywayMeme country that chimped out after gaining independence from the Danes and got raped by Poles and Russians
>>587490386companies usually care about appearing professional too, but hey
>>587441176>the fix they are looking for is one that removes the inconsistency and poor readability of the systemsif only they didn't spend the past 3 years making both issues more extreme with every other update.
>>587490386Will you need a consultant if more than $800 million falls on your head?
>>587441176Okay here's a new idea: If I can walk on it and get to it, I should be able to stick a strat on it>buh muh balanceOkay then disable the enemy's ability to get up there and the bugs which cause objectives to get stuck up there which then softlocks missionsArrowhead will do neitherNot because they can't but simply because they don't want to
>>587489454Whitest and prettiest country in the world.Japanese media was so infected by this dude in particular that he's basically in every game/anime.
>nigger enthusiast so mind broken by the announcement he openly shilling Trannyforgelmao
>>587491257>have to dredge up pictures from before the last three decades to make Sweden look goodPoetic, really
>>587491495It was raped by globalism, what can you do.
>>587491489Hellforge players will be playing a better version of the game in the time it takes Niggerhead to shit out 1 (one) half-finished major slopdate. Thanks for financing the warbond backports too, chuddie!
>>587491652We both know that AH is petty enough to shut down Hellforge if it gets any significant amount of traction
>>587491853It's open source and decentralized. It will never go away.
>>587491495yeah because they've been at the forefront of globohomo rape for several decades now>hmm i do believe this water will make you wet
>>587491652>>587491853Didn't someone here recently posted a screencap of the Hellforge admin saying they will remove anything Arrowhead tell them to remove?
>>587491652Dude they already bowed to AH and SonyTroonforge was never going to be the way to go because those player numbers still counted as a running instance of HD2The term "no compromise" seems to have eluded those faggots
>>587492113>>587492163refer to >>587492003even if troonforge gets met with an arrowhead melty, they will never be able to kill it completelygo look at SPT for tarkov if you want to see what happens with devs get uppity with things like that, it only increases their popularity to the point they have to ape them to try and get player numbers back (PVE mode)
>>587441176>. they still want there to be areas where you can't steer towards or land onWhat for? You a fucking nigger, if I land on a high place, something bad will happen? Will I destroy the balance in a game where two chingchongs with napalm are able to annihilate 90% of the living on the map?>and areas that stratagem balls bounce off ofThey are able to change the bounces any way they want, to make the ball roll off inclined surfaces or not stick to the steel roof, it's just a matter of a couple of days of work and a couple of lines of code, the only reason why it hasn't been fixed is that stupid stubborn swedish cocksuckers still think that chaos, teamkills and reddit moments are fun for the thousandth time, and they're ready to fight with their audience to defend this shit.>they are looking for is one that removes the inconsistency and poor readabilityThey're pissing lies in your face you fucking moron
>>587490386They had one good community manager (twinbeard), one hambeast HR woman community manager (Baconator) and a former HD1 subreddit admin turned community manager (Spitz) after willingly handing over the subreddit to Arrowhead so they could make it an official outlet in exchange for his official position.They didn't renew the contract with the first guy despite him being the best of the bunch. They probably didn't like how much he valued transparency and accountability. They've kept the hambeast HR woman and she really doesn't seem to do a fuck of a lot of anything. They hired another guy (Mitchimus) who is a soft spoken mouse of a man coddler who also doesn't seem to do anything. The former subreddit mod got shit-canned after he encouraged players to review bomb the game over Sony's mandatory account linking shenanigan.So you're left with two HR types who don't really do a lot for the players and are far more aligned with the way AH operates.
>>587492414>What for?players using the highground is unfair to the enemies, AH can't allow it
>>587492660>milsim>but you're not allowed to use any actual tactical maneuvers>also the war is riggedHoly shit! Just like real life!
>>587491652baste, can't wait to play d11 complex operations with the bros once it comes out
>troonforge>get hit with copyright strike and C&D letters>ACKmodjeets can't run away from their fate, either join the winning side or spend the rest of your pathetic life running and hiding like rats
>>587441176>they still want there to be areas where you can't steer towards or land on, and areas that stratagem balls bounce off ofWhy? I do not see a single legitimate reason for this being anything but a player's choice of being retarded or not.Currently>I do not want to land hereYou cannot avoid landing there because the game won't allow it. You will enjoy walking around the entire outside of the bricks compound.>I wanted to put a sentry near the edge of this rock I can walk on top of without vaulting next to the extraction beaconThere is nothing you can do about it. You will let it bounce or you will let your sentry have a suboptimal firing angle and being extra prone to friendly fire.But in a better game not run by retards this wouldn't be an issue because they would let you throw things where you want them to go and expect you to look up and see if there's something blocking you beforehand. Or just deal with your fuck up.If it's such a big issue then put players at a higher elevation when they're reinforced (with a lower FOV if map LOD is an issue) to give them more time to steer the pod and avoid landing in forced-death spots.
>reuploads it somewhere else, continues playing as usualvanillajeets say the wildest things!
>had to live off vanillaCHADs scraps like cockroachesKEK
>>587492618>and she really doesn't seem to do a fuck of a lot of anythingWell, she eats, that's for sure. That's half their revenue gone at minimum.
Erm
>>587493163>like ratsYou'll risk burning out the film at this rate
>>587492618>They probably didn't like how much he valued transparency and accountability.lolwatTwinbeard was exactly as opaque as the other CMs and the devs. He'd respond to every question with "i dunno maybe" AT BEST. The only difference between him and the others was that he wasn't a total prick.
>>587493621Liberating this planet stops 2 attacks btw
>modwizards live off of welfare provided by vanillagoyimArt imitates life I guess...
das rite homies, gibs me dat bix nood muthafuka
>gets called AH's and modGODS bitch>immediately chimps out
>gets exposed as thieving nigger>immediately chimps out
>Game is so dead that over 70% of the thread is bitching that mods exist>the other 30% is calling people brown
>>587436937What?
>>587494258>modders don't play the game because they're bored>vanillafags don't play the game because they can't launch it>shitskins don't play the game
modGODs vindicated yet again
>muh hellforgeCGW all over again 20 concurrent players and then death
What even is a bix nood?"Pics nude"?Arrowhead is lashing out at being enslaved by modders like their countrymen at Mojang.They've lost the players' mandate due to powerful and sustained incompetence.That's all.Shitposters, baiters, and slaves will come to cope and seethe and call me brown.
>>587494562cgw is so funnyi mildly implied the game was going to shit because AH outsourced development to indiabanned within a minute
We wouldn't have this issue if AH fixed bugs instead of ignoring them for years, and then immediatly going scorched earth the second a modder vibe codes a fix for them.
>>587493806ehm its 3 attacks btw
>>587493621Chances bugnigs are subjected to jeetl's magnificent DMing skills and that thing's reistance jumps to Entire Active Playerbase as a requirement?
I don't think I should be penalised for the SEAFtards walking into the minefield
grim, grimdire even
>>587495236If you see retarded blueberries about to 41% themselves en mass, quickly just kill any enemy possible to prevent a traitor barrage.If you have killed any enemy in the last 4-6 seconds and 10 blueberries die because of you then you do not get traitor barraged.
Killing the MG SEAFies shouldn't get you branded as a traitor
Did the update actually fix fire in caves you never know with AH
>>587494562>>587494639Kek, I remember when the niggers here were swearing up and down about how CGW will totally destroy the base game only for it to be abandoned months later.
here's a booster idea>Barrier troops>Killing armed SEAF troops won't trigger a traitor barrage nor req slips penaltiesretroactively add it to truth inspectors or whatever
>>587495794it fixes fire in caves.Sometimes.
imagine if a bog standard imperial soldier grunt would just turn around and mow down a line of space marines randomly, without thought or hesitation. Ignore the fact that their armor would prevent it. It's just so fucking weird, I do not understand this retarded fantasy Arrowhead has concocted.
>>587495794no lol
>>587495858Oh it wasTill it turned out the war was completely locked from their side, nothing they'd do would actually contribute, the progression was fucked and all of the weapon changes quickly got relegated to a council of circlejerking faggots>>587495794For flamethrowersFire from grenades is still broken
>>587495858to be fair, there was no reason not to play normal HD2 with all its modding and shodan still up at the time. I genuinely want to migrate to Hellforge now
>>587495858>>587496103cgw was never a real modding platform, it was just some demented trannies version of the game
>>587495858>a retarded LARP server full of trannies governed by a couple of 17 year oldsyou'd have to be retarded to expect any other outcomethey had no idea what the fuck they were doing
CGW signed xey/xem/its own death warrant when they nerfed the recoilless.I am NOT playing a nerftranny-certified mod.
>>587495942Maybe helldivers really are grunts.
>>587496237honestly it was kind of funny to watchthey just did an Arrowhead on 10x speed>completely out of touch balancing team>wishy washy feelies communication team>ban anyone with an errant opinion or clown on them relentlessly even if they're rightthe best modding etiquette and communication was when the modders themselves were in chargefor as much of a Bincuck as he was, he took inputsi'm at least partially responsible for suggesting the idea that the capes inherit the colors of the armor being worn and vice versa which gave us some of the hardest fits everrip Forest Camo Eye of Liberty cape. your multicam metallic sheen was too based for shitterhead's design space
>>587494562i think the problem was people expecting it to be different then you had fencesitters that kept arguing to keep shit things shit so other than them bringing back cultists (that definitely wont get ripped if hellforge is still alive) theres really no reason to stick around for something that keeps the same sanitized sandbox that arrowhead does anyway
>>587495858Never trust a mod with drm.
>>587496213>>587496291absolutely thisplaying the transgender version of HD2 is even worse than playing the swedish version. pretty sure those guys were hardcore anti-modders too
>they still didn't fix the nova's scope fov issue nice hotfix faggots
SUPER EARTH OWES ME A CHINESE WIFE
>>587495236i always just make it a habit to kill any seaf mg gunners + sentry turrets like the gatling/laser as those are the ones incredibly prone to randomly flicking to you
did they fix enemies spawning at generators yet
>>587497043CowdiversGuzzlingWhite cock
>>587497043"custom galactic war", afaik the first community made helldivers 2 server. it's at least good to know we will still be able to play this game, unraped, when it bites the dust
>>587497043Custom Galactic War. A modified server host for HD2, that had shit like more mech customization, different weapon balancing, more war modifiers, and capturing planets actually gave more tangible effects.
>CGW
>>587497078>tfw gotten so good at the game I can predict when I should go prone so the sentries don't kill me and I am right 90% of the timeI am not sure whether I should be proud of that or accept the fact that I have been literally clicker-trained like a good dog by swedish malice
>>587495942Untrained conscripts doing careless friendly fire on stormtroopers that they are not aware of is a much more reasonable comparison. It is unfortunately not a fantasy they are selling you.
>>587497642>untrained conscriptsOkay but this is the main military though.
>>587497560I stopped feeling bad killing badly placed sentries.I'll do it the moment they drop right infront of the guy.The amount of people that will place sentries anywhere near the flag objective or extract is way to much.
>>587497560then again they did show that in the tutorial thoughbeit i still bet they will have the smallest offchance to depress towards proninginsanely malicious for those things to randomly 180 and have a diceroll to aim at people ive had a gatling turn towards the flamer frv and shot its tires and went through the armor to blow it up killing us all
Shodan, non-bouncy stratagems and consistent vaulting are dead with the new update.Either the mods need an update or Narrowhead did a sneaky attempt to try and cull the mods, again.If it is the second then someone needs to mail them a pipebomb, it would be so funny.
>>587497642It is just the fact that helldivers themselves are idolized as GODS and you tell me blueberry just happens to accidentally shoot in the general direction of their own god?I understand on real life frontlines friendly fire does happen on big skrimishes where everyone is of similar rank, but I really doubt seafies would just realistically open fire on their own god idols like that + they get NO punishment at all for doing that.
>>587498081proning is very safe, once did a 40 minute killfarm session on D1 mindless masses and always placed a sentry a1-2 meters near me and it never "accidentally" looked down to kill me.
>>587498453most of these "malicious sentry" clips are located near perfabs that will have enemies clip into them or on squids, which will clip into shit no questions askedfunny coincidence
>>587498223They don't have 24/7 cannons over their head and the Destroyer doesn't have jurisdiction over them, only for the divers it deploys. I'm sure they get their spanking later if they aren't commanded to stay deployed until expiry.
>>587498223I feel like SEAF training is giving them a gun, having them shoot and reload once, and then sent them on a mission.
>>587498172Consistent vaulting and strat bounces got updatesShodan... might take a whileI'm fine with waiting though since I'm gettting banned in 2 weeks anyway
>>587498617So... the same as the Helldivers training?
>>587498223They're also shooting their own squad. It's just another dumb case of dumb AI because they're basically reskinned bot that also do constant friendly fire, but at least bots aren't squishy
>>587495858i even called out how CGW would get killed by the swede's EAC with no survivors
So can I use armor mods now or not??
>>587499539no verboten
>>587499380The Helldivers tutorial is the equivalent of the gauntlet soldiers do after their actual training. the main difference is that you do not die if you stand up during the "crawl under life fire" part because the actual guns are several meters above for safety.
>>587498223>>587499380disingenuous redditor talking points, SEAF are trained since their early teens at the very least and Helldivers are picked from SEAF (or cloned from god-tier soldiers if you want to believe that)there's nothing that suggests any of the soldiers you come across are blithering retards that have no training except for the tail end of the helldiver program that you go through in the tutorial
>>587498172>>587448381
>>587500424meant to reply to this guy >>587499468 and not the anon i agree with (>>587498223)
>inb4 AH only bans whoever has modified anything related to the super credits model (provided they have actually figured out how to ban people, which I highly doubt.)
New faction should be cheatfags
>>587501092>drop in>immediately get mowed down by a barrage of liberator ultimatumsIf this was how they planned on doing PvP then it'd be funny as an April Fools event
>>587493806>>587494896Forced... win?>captcha: Star of DavidThis, too, is Netanyahu's fault.
>>587501060>oops, it actually bans anyone who ever modified the models folder>don't worry, we'll assemble a team to fix the issue
>>587501278No the Bugdivers are to retarded to take the handed victory
>>587501343I can only see 4 different outcomes:>"Anti-cheat" is targeting the super credits model only>"Anti-cheat" is targeting anything that has modified game files>Somehow they pulled their fingers out of their asses and the anti-cheat can detect whoever has modified weapons (until they accidentally ban everyone the moment they release a new weapon and forget to update the anti-cheat)>nothing fucking happens for the 5th time alreadyEither outcome will be hilarious.
>>587501343Anything beyond banning SC cheaters would be immediate grounds for a mass refundThe SC are the only thing they can tenuously claim wouldn't be lawful to fuck with since it's a paid for in-game currency (even then their arguments would fall apart when factoring in your ability to get it in-game while playing)If the banwave actually goes through, it's going to hit inoccent playersIt's bad enough they nuked the game for anyone running Steamdek, virtual machines, linux OS and even Xbox players in some casesIf they straight up ban them then they'd be setting themselves (and by extension, Sony) up for a court appointed rape session the likes of which we haven't seen in a while
>>587501343Cope harder jeet
>>587501521Betting this liberation is going to take 20 hours despite being at 79% and having more than half of the playerbase diving on it
>vanillaniggers strongest warrior can only cry "muh brown" due to AH's sheer incompetent malice making it a safe bet they'll fuck it up
>green text>green textlobby doko
>modjeets strongest warrior is a 700 hour D6 warrior that plays the easiest faction in the game and can't clear D10 without getting carried or using Shodan modified weapons.
The reviews are at 25% positive now
Is it strange I find the Nova animation being wrong the most egregious thing AH has ever doneIt's right there, all the time, every time you use it and they still didn't catch it beforehand or fix it with this latest patchHow?
>>587502446They told sony to fuck off this time. Probably.
>>587502446Overwhelmingly negative is less than 20% right? I know we can get there!
>>587502380>Shodan modified weaponsThey’re not cheats. They’re rebalances.Fact check yourself before postiing idiot
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244212830433/there's gonna be a firefight
tick tock arrowkek
>fixed a crash [due to] game having issues with writing permissions on windowsIs helldivers malware???
>>587502862mod that turns all the bugs into wolf girls doko
>>587502446b-but I thought only jeets were mad!
>>5875028472/4
N-No... Botniggerbros... BugGODS are liberating Grand Errant... That's not how this was supposed to go, they were supposed to fail...
>>587501690>Anything beyond banning SC cheaters would be immediate grounds for a mass refundIlliterate nigger, the game has a user agreement in which a ban on hacking software is written in black and white, and steam will send you to fuck with your refund.
>>587502717Modjeet "rebalancing" in question.>Gave gun 3x damage, AP5, 0 recoil, 1000 ergonomics>Gave gun +0.3 sway and 100 less ammo to compensate.
>>5875028473/4 (wow)
>>587502380I could have 2500 hours, sitting at 250+ and have never touched mods and you'd still be madinsteadYou're going to be eternally mad at someone who plays D6 with less than 1000 hours
Arrowhead will face extinction soon, and then the rape will truly begin.
>>587503263Is shoving a model swap file into the game's unprotected data folder considered hacking software?
>people unironically doing victory laps for the banning of mods
>>587503431No, and such "people" will not be banned, but changing scripts is a violation of the user agreement.
>check HD2 reviews>it's all subhumans like chinks and other gooks and brownoids seething about how they can't cheat anymore>all majority White countries love the gamehmmmmmmmmm
Shitposting aside, with each passing day I become more and more baffled by Arrowhead'a decisions. I don't think I've ever seen a company mismanage a game this bad before. Even shit like Concord or Highguard wasn't nearly as bad as this.
>>587502847still 3/4get a move on
>>587503637>saying this after AH admitted the EAC was flagging cosmeticsAre you retarded? Just curious
>>587503715You’re counting all total reviews and not the recent ones
>play the gamenyo
>>587503715>still pulling this shit when the top review currently is a negative english review with thousands of awards>not filtering by reviews posted after the EAC updateLook I know you're disingenuous shitskinned pieces of shit with an IQ below room temperatureBut could you like... not?
>>587504062stop cheating, niggerjeet
>>587504190I'll stop cheating when Arrowhead gives me what they've said they'll give me for three years now.But I'm fine with being banned and no longer playing the game if they want to throw a tantrum instead
>>587503297>I could haveBut you don't, lol. You're going to get bored in a month like every cheatjeet did in this thread before you or get your ass gaped by EAC.Nobody is mad at you. You're just the village idiot that deserves to be ridiculed.
>>587502847full at last
>>587503227Honestly it's on Joel for making such an unreasonable MO order (seven defenses in five days). At least this time he actually decided to correct course early on enough to not make the entire campaign a failure.
>>587503715What did Arrowhead do to hurt the feelings of the Chinese players?
>>587503715>bri'ishs>krauts>slavoids>spaniards>frogs>poolish>hohol>turkroach>greasers>pepiks>swedistan>negerland>kartoffels>mountain monkeys>portugaysSaying these countries are majority white is a stretch.
>>587503745>EAC was flagging cosmeticsYou brainless stupid nigger, the anti-cheat doesn’t make the decision to ban player, it only collects statistics on their actions. Does your tiny, brown brain grasp that the statistics can be filtered to separate those who used scripts from the troons who swapped models?
Doughboys, I’m starting to question OhDough’s leadership…
>>587503715oh look, when you actually specify the date range and only show english reviews it's actually OVERWHELMINGLY negative.
>>5875028473/4 again
>>587504869>anything that affects game stability>system cannot distinguish between mods
>>587504869I can't wait to get banned because EAC showed that I managed to dodge the malicious code's attempts at annihilating my helldiver every 7 minutes!
will these endless attempts at deflection end alreadyits one thing to weasel in like a shit smeared rat but to deny reality itself is so mind-numbing im losing braincells spending time here
>>587505309>i hallucinated a game mechanic so im allowed to activate god modethis is an example of why every game should have an anticheat
Here are the real statsLarge image: English, Oct 16 to Nov 11 - 11,887 reviews, 21% PositiveBlack outline: Chinese, Oct 16 to Nov 11 - 3,562, 8% PositiveRed outline: Oct 16 to Nov 11, no language filter (all reviews) - 19,115 reviews, 22% PositiveEveryone hates it. The only reason the Chinese is tanking even harder is because they have no other way to communicate, I believe they are largely or completely cut off from the community discussions so their knee jerk reaction to perceived slights is to review bomb, justified or not.
I should have QoL'd my throwing knives to fly straight and deal double damage now I'll never know their real potential...
>>587505967Didn't play the game award
>>587505608it's just our threadschizo spamming stale bait all day while responding to himselfSad really, but lots of vidya generals are plagued by crazy faggots like that
>>587504757Literally the only countries with real whitepeople.No, American homonculi aren't white.
>>587505154>>587506004>bandwagoners leaving bad reviews because their favorite sloptubers told them toTruly convincing
>cheats in a very easy video game >deifies himself with the feeling of how easy it is to win in an already very easy video game >mocks others who play the game fair and square >gets banned >shits in his pants >asks who shit in his own pants >>587488152not cool https://vocaroo.com/13jn4xxyFirw
>>587506004Only people that got butthurt would post a new review, if you enjoyed the game you wouldn't suddenly make a new positive review everytime the liberator got 5 more damage.
>>587506331you're the retard that thinks it's only from chinese while showing the total review skew and not the recent one >>587503715
>>587506239>only people who listen to youtubers on how to PLAY THE GAME left to leave reviewsOh hey would you look at that
>clear 2 heavy bug nests and complete the evacuate civs main objective all by myself while pubbies spend 12 minutes doing a single LIDAR objective>LIDAR shows that the entire map is cleared already>tell them lets go to extract>get "rewarded" with thisrape all pubbies
>>587506608>not even denying itGo donate 3$ to OhDough and tell him how badly Arrowhead have treated you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUcUSx3sCAw&t=2s
>>587503083This means that 75% of helldivers 2 players are from india.
>>587506829I've never watched OhDough, I just know you have a meltdown over him any time he's mentionedI made an observation
>>587506239>>587506331>>587506829so does arrowhead pay you to run defense for their blatant bullshit or are you doing it for free?
>>587503227>>587504365This is beyond lazy design. Top 3 lousy GM moments.
>>587503083Imagine being a pure vanillafag that never touched mods, yet AH switching to EAC still makes you unable to play the game because AH half-assed the switch in classic swedish mannerOf course you'd be mad
>>587506829
>>587506050Raped D6 nigger award
>>587507036"blatant bullshit" such as not wanting thirdworld cheaters to infest their product with game breaking AI slop mods, yeah sure. That's just common sense.
>>587507345>doesn't even deny itTook you long enough!
>>587507082I've never used mods and my game boot up just fine
>ignore bugs for actual years>modder vibecodes a fix>AHHH KILL ALL MODDERS NOW! ITS ALL CHEATS! AIEEEEThis really is about AHs ego being bruised by modders fixing shit without having to assemble a strike force that still takes like a year at best, isn't it
So, aparently, EAC is flagging old shader caches and crashing the game. However, helldivers does not tell your system to update old shader caches. You need to delete the shader cache for helldivers 2 itself, the shader cache backup in steam, the shader cache backup in windows and the shader cache backup for your GPU's drivers. Then the game will never crash again (assuming you are a victim of this specific issue).
>>587507547Then you're just lucky.
>>587507691True. You can also be sure that any of the popular mods that fixed long standing bugs that AH refused to touch will now NEVER be fixed because because of the same reason. I genuinely think this spells the real downfall of the game. Not the landslide itself, but these are the early signs.
>go back to playing vanilla with the exact same loadout i had before when using mods>can still clear the entire map by myself only now it takes 30 minutes instead of 20Great
>>587507036The game plays fine.So what are the negative reviews about?
>>587507482Your mystery meat projections don't warrant a response. You already got massively gaped the last time stats got posted and had to cope with cheating accusations until you got gaped even harder with proof of no foul play. I'm not doing this song and dance with you again, retard.
this thread quality goes down everytime swiggers do something so bad to the point you can see the same schizo regurgitate the same talking points for however long he wants to keep it up
>>587508178You will survive the coming judgment.
>melty's every thread. >melty at the mere sight of the drawfag.>change image hashes to bypass filters.>rapedrapebrowntrannyniggerrapeddiscordtroon.>defends arrowhead for free.Of all /vg/ schizos, this one is truly the most raped and most brown tranny.
>he says while responding
>>587508572>>587508639You sound raped.
I hope exterminauts is good. But, I heard their dev team is just as shitty as arrowhead.
>>587507384no, blatant bullshit like failing to make important fixes after literal YEARS but rushing out an EAC patch when a minority of modders disrupt a handful of games, shitting all over the entire modding community and fucking up performance or outright rendering the game unplayable for countless vanilla players as a result
>play vanilla bot>it's boring>play cyborg to spice things up>gangraped by 3 vox engines and 6 millions topless cyborg kicking the shit out of my assIs there no middle ground?
>>587508639Nah he looked like he was cooling off so I wanted to cause him to prolapse again. :) >>587508750arrowhead is unironically better than the dead by daylight team.
>>587508750dont think anythings gonna really replace hd2's core or rather helldivers as a concept unless you outright copy it and remove the friction arrowhead deliberately added to make it worsegames fun when the devs want you to have fun
>>587508797cyborg lobby with /hdg/ might be the perfect balance for you
Lobby doko?
>>587508981uma horse pussy was made for my cock
too old
I haven't been teamkilled by SEAF yet but I think the malicous swigger coding went into making them run into your line of sight all the fucking time. I think it's coded specifically for them to ACK themselves the moment you go into first person view. The swiggery from "friendly" forces have been really blatant this update. There was always that chance for an eagle storm strafe to just kill you randomly but the eagle gas storm will literally just hit you (sometimes multiple times) even if you aren't close to enemies you're fighting.
>>587508981more of a sweepy or nishino guy
>>587508526No I won'tI injected SC by the thousandsI sold this game to my friends as amazing back when it was amazing and now lef them all with a bitter taste in their mouthI've been constantly tweaking guns and armor just so I can engage in the 200+ enemy fights by myself and get my adrenaline fix from itI've used mods to fix bugs, improve my UI, make my Helldiver look awesome, make the tanks not feel like shitI've basically done everything except go in public lobbies and make other peoples dives miserable, always keeping it private or among friendsI am a dirty sinner and will pay with a ban messageBut at this point the game I hoped for is dead and Arrowhead is deadset on killing any chance at recovery for this gameI'm tired of waiting for it to get better, of even trying to make it better when they're deadset on making it worse every timeAnd coming here might've been the worst partNone of you have any idea how GOOD this thread used to be, ESPECIALLY before the fucking gucci obsession
download this if you want a lobbyhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/18596
>>587508981you hostI'm not sitting in a half filled lobby for 20 minutes again
>>587508981Only if you post her making out with vodka.
>gets BTFOed>starts indirect seethe replyingEvery time with this subhuman, lol.
>Only if you post her making out with vodka.
>>587508948Exterminauts is a helldivers 2 clone with most differences being for legal distinction purposes.
>>587509295You sound raped.
>>587509359if the devs aren't swedes I'll give it a try
>sits in silence wearing his shitted in pants seething at the laughing cat pointing at him image
>>587509528>gets BTFOed>starts indirect seethe replying. You sound raped.
>does it again
Fuck this gay ass general I'm going for a drive through the O.E.Z.
>>587509693>gets BTFOed>starts indirect seethe replying. You sound raped.
>>587509359i honestly just want something like a muv luv kind of game with the style of helldivers but without the retarded satire these people want to keep shitting out when it comes to defending your home planetexterminauts thematic is leaning a bit more into drg same time behaviour from what i heard isnt worth putting chips on up until AH decides to pull the banwave ill just keep playing hd2
>>587509896>i honestly just want something like a muv luv kind of gamea dating sim?
What caused gucci to become such a raped bitch? Was it really just because he got kicked from a lobby once for acting brown?
>helldivers dating sim 'ge
a quick reminder that gucci slippers is portuguese and brown despite what he tell you
>refuses to host or join a lobby >fuming, sits in silence >refuses to post >closes 4chan >goes to bed at noon >pisses and shits the bed
>>587510078He got rape by n*rah at the /HDG/ meetup in Frankfurt BACK IN 2024.
>*goomba stomps your rogue research station cutely*Pretty cool, didn't know mechs can do that.
>>587510276KWAB
>>58751025902 daily ritual
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244231715959/I'm sure this one will be "we're so back" rather than "it's so over"
everyone always talks about gucci slippers but I miss the antifog norwood 5 unc that claimed that horde shooters didn't have special enemies
>>5875103980/4 lobby closed
>>587510235All the times he joins a lobby he gets TK'd and killmogged by discordtroons...
>>587510078I don’t think gucci is a real person. He’s a mythical entity that people in this thread blame for all their problems, like Joel, or Trump, or Alexus. None of them are real people. Just piñatas set in front of the goyim.
>>587510526Imagine what that does to a man. You join a lobby you imagine is full of your 'enemy,' and they gape you every time.
>>5875103983/4
>>587510398>no pic>no faction >no dick i shant be joining
>>587510293You can goombastomp bug holes and titan holes too if you fall from high enough, same for fabricators, in theory.
>>587510683Join us.
>>587510683faction decided once we're fullget in, we're still 3/4
>>587510907game is patching and i'm out of disk space it's fucking over anon it's so fucking over.
>>587510398Fvll
>>587510683https://exhentai.org/g/1726203/eac7f497ce/
>Join lobby>Pick BFGL>Have fun while some cord shitskin is sweating his ass with a metashitter loadout because he needs to one up his cords number one enemy
the second im done fuckin updating the lobby is full it's so fucking over
r/thathappened
>play whatever the fuck I want>gape and killmog anons easily without trying>they think I'm tryhardinglole
Everytime I try to join one of the lobbies I'm either insta kicked or it doesn't exist. Now addmitedly I've tried all of two times, but still.
>>587511338its just a white page
>>587511413>>587511757raped
>>587511851?
>>587511828newfag...https://hentaikisu.com/g/26356
loved consensually
>is better than 99% of /hdg/>jorks it to dragonessHow does this make you feel /hdg/?
>>587511953>futanariewww nigga I ain't gay
>>587512192Me but it's just scalies in general and renamon
merminids when
>>587512192I'm the top 1% better than you and I goon it to furry ssbbw, how does that make you feel?
>>587512583>anon thinks gaming with a shitted in pantaloons is a flex
>>587512703>wraps the shitted in pantaloons around your neck and strangles u cutely
>>587511370>host lobby>pick what i want>have fun>don't even look at the scoreboard
>>587512192dragon/mythical creature 4th faction when
>>587512398>and renamona man with impeccable tastehopefully one day I get to resupply you
>yet another moron who immediately guns it for extract and jumps into the shuttle the moment the main objective is complete>despite the fact that like 30% of the map isn't complete and there are multiple unexplored POIsWhat drives people to do this?
>>587514041>What drives people to do this?EXP farmingbiggest EXP comes from the main objective.if sides were not done while doing main, it is a waste of time to do sides after main compared to going straight for extract
>host drops us in the middle of a cave on nid hive world>immediately calls down all his stratagems through the one hole that we all dropped in on>kills the entire lobby>blames us and kicks everyone The IQ of bug players is truly something to behold
>>587514642Man if only you pressed the one button on your preinstalled recording software that comes up with your GPU, you could've shown us that. Too bad it isn't real...Also host your own lobby you shitter.
>>587514041Medal farming. You only need to do the main objective to get the medals for the mission.
>>587514789Were you that host or something? why do you care so much?
I don't want C4 changes. I think it works fine as it. Not to mention that there's many, many other things that really need to be addressed instead.
>>587514642>sits still directly under a stratagem beacon after dropping in>gets flattened>this is somehow someone else's fault
>joel hands bugniggers a free triple gambitWhy the blatant favoritism?
>>587514857>you right now
>>587509221Hm, neat. I dunno how to sync my stuff up but lets see how this goes as a fresh level 1 diver.
>>587514940Doesn't play the game percentage: 100%!!!! CRITICAL DOES NOT PLAY THE GAME PERCENTAGE REACHING 101 PERCENT GET DOWN!!!!!!!!If you did, you'd know that the openings within caves don't give a fuck where you threw the stratagem/beacon, if the opening above is small enough multiple hellpod(s) can and will directly land in exactly the same spot
>>587516228Are you telling us you're incapable of moving away from the hole in the ceiling within the 10 seconds it takes for one player to call in his equipment?
>>587516363NTA but host gets in first and there were bugs in every direction, he boxed in the entire lobby and then dropped his shitty gems on us. He also took increased reinforce budget, so guaranteed shitter.
>still no new missions Uh. Wasn't that on the roadmap for last month?
>>587516529Ah uh... You see, we said new missions, but what we meant was the same missions, but it's a different map, we really worked hard on slapping a few buildings and making a boring bricks mission with it!
MALICIOUS CODEIS>NOTREAL
>the reticle sometimes jumping on the sides of the enemy causing the shot to miss?????? It's very noticeable when using the Evictor on a cyborg or trooper bot
>>587516529The roadmap was designed to tell you what content we were thinking about adding, rather than content we actually plan to release- our development priorities shift based on the willingness of our developers to actually work and their desire to play GTA VI instead. We'll make this clearer for a few weeks to avoid backlash!
>>587517017>didn't kill youCorrect.
it's weird that super earth is supposed to be so incompetent while simultaneously successfully fighting a three front galactic warare the automatons wasting too many resources of pointless gore altars fed by human bodies?
>>587517017sleek coding
>not redeeming the 100 SC packages from the four most-recent warbonds so that I can break the piggy bank on a rainy day>get autistically enraged that the "incomplete" warbonds are out of order due to being reversed
>>587517453>wastes his resources Arguably worse
>>587518367Nothing you can do to change it, make peace with it. Things like this will bother you less and less.
>>587517969It doesn't make any sense and that's the point, it's hamfisted satire about a militaristic autocracy using the veneer of enlightenment ideals to rationalize their militaristic autocracy. This satire is meant specifically for Americans, as they are the main consumers of video games as entertainment media. The actual impact of this message, if an impact was ever intended, is ultimately muted by the fact that it is mass media.
>>587518417>a reinforcement and time spent collecting your shit aren't resources
>>587514812Yes, but PoIs commonly have medals too.
>>587510020i can do with that. saving the world in the name of true love.
You are put in charge of the next major update, the main narrative event is that Super Earth gets invaded again. It needs to feel distinct from the original SE invasion, which introduced Megacities to the game. How do you make the second invasion of SE ludo, and what new content do you add?
the sightliner sucks, deadeye is better
>>587521031Sweden is targeted specifically and all civilians are replaced with models of Arrowhead staff. You are not penalized for obliterating them on sight
>>587521031>How do you make the second invasion of SE ludoRobot death star kills SE right as you log in after updating the game (it's just a gif of SE getting PISSED on with blood)>what new content do you add?Release an RP post about how chuds lost and announce EoS
>>587521640>And then a pop-up of AH's new game is shown on screen and you can't remove it
>>5875210313-way faction wareasiest shit in the world, give me the paycheck now
>>587521031Instead of fighting on Super Earth, you take the fight directly to the bots.They have a fleet of warships that are bombarding Super Earth from orbit, and have taken a chain of planets and set up a line of communications to support the war fleet. Your job is to attack the supply lines on their planets, and board their warships to destroy them from within. Attacking their back lines involves raiding huge underground bunkers and fighting room to room, destroying everything you can find and stealing intelligence. To board their warships, you start on the ground and call in your support weapons, then get on a nearby shuttle that takes you up into orbit. The gimmick is to fight inside enclosed quarters without the help of stratagems, and on the ships you secure various airlocks that allow friendly shuttles to dock and provide reinforcements, similar to finding reinforcement hellpods in commando missions.
>be sniperfag>switch out warp pack for hover pack on maps that are extremely rocky>rocky d10s are now 3x easier to solosex
>>587522225quasar + hoverpack is sex on bots on extremely rocky maps.just make sure to bring a primary with 10x scope so you can pixel-perfect aim at fabricators 450+ meters away
>>587521031give me an orbital/eagle combo barrage that spams everything as a last ditch effortanti air flak sentry that can handle both ground and effectively clear airmaybe a bastion tank variant similar to the sturmtiger (5 shots of a hellbomb equivalent, the tank itself can be set to detonate too)
>>587517969They accidentally made the starship troopers discourse 2once again, the death of the author is in full swing, the satire failed when they made a cool patriotic setting and something worth defending, and the "bad guys" aren't actually that bad compared to what they're up against on top of being Human, made in the image of God.The moment some smarmy shit heeled communist tries to self insert as a soulless robot, flesh mutated amalgamation or a fucking grotesque insect they've already lost.
I'm starting to really like the throwing knives, I just wish the throw wasn't so awkward.
>>587521031Automaton stratagems, artillery and visible space combat that affects you in mission somehow. Falling ships, something.
>>587521031Complete reverse the modding ban.Add the next three difficulties which are the only ones with Mothership maps - a city-sized automaton ship with set layouts but all geared towards making progression as difficult as possible with as little cheese as possible (kill zones, trench networks, pill boxes, going above a certain height has you get mowed down by automated turrets, Reds are disabled unless you get to a defense node terminal and turn off local defenses for 60 seconds similar to commando missions)Have a set number of motherships the players have to destroyFinish off event by introducing 8 player missions that can only be taken from D8 and above and have triple the map size, with FRV garages scattered throughout the mapShadowdrop F.E.A.R. Legendary Warbond with Dual-Wield booster that lets you Akimbo any bullet firing secondary in exchange for shittier aim and more swayPointman and Replica armorsInvisibility cloak backpack
>>587522685>the satire failed when they made a cool patriotic setting and something worth defendingIs it really satire when you have a teetering majority of the irl population supporting actual fascists while going about their ordinary lives
Luv me saiIt's fun to just mag dump for a whole game
>>587523264id rather just see them finally add the remaining 5 difficulties from hd1 and go off from there, overpowering loadouts vs overwhelming odds is what this game should aim for atp.
I just sit there like this when playing recentlymagic's gone
>>587514642bugnigger hosts are dumber than dogshit>throw grenade in bug hole>host runs infront of it>dies>kicks a random player and then me
>>587523670id rather see them croak and die choking on their own shit-eating habits but that's just me
>>587510398three days of gaming
>>587510398GGs
>>587506112Whiter than you mohammed
>>587524807No, Enrique.
are norwegians next?
>>587525146i wonder how many of these humiliation rituals they'll have to go before figuring out that the key to success is making a game that doesn't suck
>>587523920>dive down>dissociate for 20 minutes>"EXTRACTION AVAILABLE"All I know is I didn't die but I have no memory how I survived.
>>587524807Maybe on the bottom of your feet, Tyrone.
>>587525146Kek who would have thought?
>>587523467Because the alternative is faggots like you.
>>587525268Consider the type of people that are game developers now; women, and soulless bugmen (white jeets). They'll never figure it out, because they're not capable of it.
>>587479608Taking my boybreaker 3000 in their butts
>>587525268They can't do that for the same reason they can't build a railroad on time and under budget.
>>587517017Absolutely expected the slap.
>>587526885I put faith in my exosuit that it will actually protect me from the swiggery and got excited when it blocked the foot... until it didn't
>>587525146Is it just me or is this game's narrative nearly identical to that Sega game Hyenas that met the same fate?
>>587527687they joined the ACK
>>587527687kinda yeah? Hyenas was an extraction shooter but based in future where you loot spaceships for antiques instead of "the rich"
submitted my refund ticket, wish me luck
>>587528084>hello steam support, I cheated in this game and the developers will ban me soon, can I have my money back?
>>587528084The Raped
>>587528084They will take a quick look at Sony's and Arrowhead's TOS and kindly tell you to fuck off
>winning is when I ruin everythingThird worlder mentality until the grave.>>587528084Good luck anon.
>>587528084King. I hope you get it.
>>587528542>he thinks TOS mean anythinglmao
>>587528565browns really hate modding games for some reason.
>>587528709TOS does mean something in high trust, first world society, I'm sorry you couldn't wrap your head around that, Rajhim
>>587528729They're reminded of the fact they're solely responsible for the misery they live in and lash out violently instead of looking inward to better themselves.
>>587528565>winning is when I ruin everythingBut enough about you, projecting shitskin.
>>587528832TOS are only enforced in dystopian, anti-consumerist societies like burgerstan
>>587528729Modding = lack of skill (humiliation, deadly) Cheating = proof of smarts (pulled one over the devs, ego inflation, clever)
Here comes the indirect seethe reply btw
>>587529040I cheat with my free +2 stims from the now patch headless glitch, should've playtested your game Arrowhead. Never removing it btw.
>>587528565>>587528729>>587528981>too retarded to play the game the way the developers intended due to low IQ (common trait amongst brownoids)>installs cheats to bypass the challenge (brown behavior)>gets fucked for acting like a brown subhuman>SAAAAAAAR CAN I HAVE MY MONEY BACK SAAAR??? THE DEVS WON'T LET ME FARM IZZAT!Good bye Rajeesh, the game feel way better already without you subhuman running around.
modders=White.anti-modders=brown. That simple.
Off to HD1 I guess.
Lorby?
@587529407>let me just flip the narrative upside down>here is how I can still windesperate brown cope
>>587528084unless you're one of the many who literally can't open the game after the update I doubt you have a case
What's wrong modsisters? I thought le epic AI will save us from Narrowhead's totalitarianism yet again? Why are we conceding and admitting defeat??? This isn't in the script! We're supposed to be le ebic rebel freedom fighters resisting le evil Swedes!?!?! What is going on????
modders= brown.anti-modders= White.Simple as.
>>587529001and Steam are based in the US, sorry fag but you won't get your money back
uh oh, gucci forgot his file name randomizer and accidentally exposed himself as a redditor
@587530165>let me just flip the narrative upside down>here is how I can still windesperate brown cope
>>587527909Weren't they both extraction shooters? I remember the spaceships were owned by a megacorp beholden to "the billionaires", so they both had that weirdly forced corporate-backed anti-establishment framing too, which is what gave me déjà vu.
anon shits his pants
>>587530369If you operate in the EU, then you get judged by EU law within the EU
Why should I, as a consumer, not want the ability to modify my game however I want?
>muttmerican goyslave forgets consumer protection laws are applied locally and Steam is lenient with their refund policiesThis general was always brownest during American and Asian hours after all
>>587530630do what you want "consumer" just stop telling how much and how often you eat poop
>>587530369>and Steam are based in the US, sorry fag but you won't get yo-how to scare an american:
>>587530529Point me to where in EU's law that you can get your money back after blatantly breaking the TOS of which you agreed to.
*vibecodes a mod that bypasses the ban screen*It's that easy!
>>587530706>poop analogy. You are indian.
>>587530749ToS loses pretty mich every time its dragged to an EU court. There's countless precedences.
New>>587531023>>587531023>>587531023
>>587530929>anon now is the time to show us the proof of your innocence>shows in-game footage of you 1 tapping jammer tower with a peacemaker>ACKthis is what going to happen and you know it
>>587529407Not understanding what makes white behavior white = brown behavior.
>>587532205Self-reporting brown.
