Previous: >>587564740New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
ohamile!
umamusume armpit in my mouth
Good afternoon
dork
Dober keeps freaking out whenever I show her my dick...
>>587597165Cool Japanese uma
>>587597485You mean deck right? Like yugioh?
>>587597165White woman!!!!!!!
>my trainer carries magnum sized condoms
The gaslight card list is not good enough to be posted every thread
>full of glee and jou>happy thinking oh what aces to train>mfw its 2 debuffnigger milenigger dirtnigger cmthis isnt fun, people should be punished for not making 3 aces, not rewarded
number of escape goats
Dober-sensei is mega cute
is there a way to prevent phone screen from ever being dark so i never have to see my reflection
Space
>>587597519sex on the beach sex on the carsex in the car
Gonna correct her.
>>587597630Japanese woman!!!!!!!
>>587597630Definitely a white woman...
Digitan LOVE
>>587597832Stop feeling bad seeing your reflection
>>587597832become a vampire
this stallion is the greatest uma ever i cannot contain my feelings anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
>>587597396Sexy dork.
>>587597938Japanese girls dont do things like this
mejiro palmer palm in my palm
She's white
where are the umas with giant fat horse cocks? this threads a bit BORING
>>587597990But then you’d have to pay tribute to the vampire who turned you and join their covenI guarantee you most people here would never, ever take orders from someone else
>>587598174You might want to check out /xivg/ if thats what you're into
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>>587598197but I pay taxes already
The wolf doesn't concern itself with the mating dance
>>587597630>>587597962
>>587597630Love white women
>>587597385gweetings
My club doesn't deserve me
>>587598174It's always Golshi
>>587598394Mambwo...
>>587598394
taiki musuko
>>587598484
Machitan is also a white woman
anyone looking for b+ clubplease
>>587597864don't have sex inside cars you actually have to use them
>>587598532
smart falcon you fat uma! why are you so big and fat!
>>587598550No...
>>587598532love the way the artist drew her face, it perfectly captures her negative iq
>>587598550She's something much worse
oranges
toesen toes on my nose
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really relaly really really really erlaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>587598814nut in mambos chest
nut in chestnut
Brown...
Falco GODS, do we buy Concentration or Full Speed? What's the consensus?
Helios...
absolute unit
>>587598847the machan one is better
>>587598846Fun fact: There isn't a single good orange in uma
>>587598814Big booty Latina Machitan...
MAMBO!!
>>587599217Is she your primary or secondary front? I'd gamble full speed on a secondary but take concentration for consistency on a primary...
>>587599278just because the poster orenji Suzuka is evil doesnt mean all of them are
Gray!
This would have cos a lot of money
>>587599278
>>587599279>>587599310
>>587599425the cingray funds....
>>587571669the carat calculator has a tab where you can see what cards are available for the free selector every half anniversary. Thanks to anon a few threads ago who pointed this out to me
I want to kiss Dober so fucking bad...
draman?
Black curren is pure and innocentNormal curren is evil
>>587599278you will get raped by pack of feral chestnutters for this
>>587598270Finemo wouldn't pay her taxes
>>587598965
All Uma are Cute and good
finemo loves to put a bomb in a car
>>587599269Post it. I haven't seen it.
>>587599616Especially this disgusting maya
>>587599678where?
Anyone has that old table/chart (for you) vs (career story quality)?
>>587599679I HATE CURREN
>>587600119Hating people is not kinda nice
Rice is a bigger slut that curren
>>587599278I see more than one
Cafe moment
>>587600172erm WRONG
I unironically will ticket seeking the pearl, you CANT stop me
>>587600171some people deserve hate
>>587600206It really was her after all
>>587600235Saw her walking out of a love hotel with two white guys
>>587600279you can have her bro
Umas that would enjoy a classic meat pie?
love you all bwos have a nice day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgLumJHU2Q8>Umamusume fandubWait it's not bad at all
>>587600172I love when Rice starts fake crying to me about being a bad girl and asks if we can sleep together and she snuggles close by so I can fully inhale her scent because she didn't shower tonight
>>587600590Dream Journey is not a horny slut that's head over heels in love with her trainer!
Stop posting large rumped Uma
I skip every story event because it doesn't have me, the trainer.
>>587600880Sex Groove....
Rice called me the hard N yesterday
>>587599609No problem dude, happy planning
>>587601012Ningen...
>only new front runner is Katsuragi Ace in March '27>she's the last new front runner Cygames released to this daywhat the fuck, Cygames? 2027-2029, 0 new front runners? fuck you all
>>587601012nii-sama?
>>587601135front running doesn't like actually win ... ever ...
Don't get in a relationship with your Uma. It's just a disaster waiting to happen.
>>587601135Meisho Tabaru soon
>>587601135I think one of the unreleased newmas is a front, but most succesful horses irl just arent fronts.
>>587600410>Umamusumay, xha group of individuals who were born to run bwo what is this garbage
>>587601135Bro your Kiseki? Also Titleholder soon
>>587601135Tap Dance City? Transcend? Verxina? Kiseki?
>>587599679I'm leaving my club next month
ace on my face
>>587601352mambwo nyo...
uma attack
>>587601135Anon, you are not gonna like this, but the golden age of front running is over, and its only going to get worse, even if front runners are released.
>>587601135Bro? Why you need new when you can have bakushin in sexooo smoking?
my white son
This is my wife, isn't she cute
>>587601135The game was literally fucking made for frontrunners until now and you're complaining? eat fucking shit nigger
Why Cyggames gave my waifu Cafe such shitty evolves?
>>587601560
>>587601398
>>587601560Thankfully we're always in a golden age of brown sexo
>END is supposed to be "le rare" irl>almost 1 new end per month
>>587601697>t.salty because raped by Summer Hag
>>587601817bwo don't look at future releases
umankofication
>>587601817We're about to get a crumb session and you think that's good?
>>587601560>>587601706No it's completely fine, it's not until around 4.5 anni that fronts really fall off
>>587601135Don't worry gwo, nonfronts are gonna have a rude awakening soon
Ramonu, holy shit
>>587601135me when i lie
>>587601973Mejisex Hagmonu
>>587601880They gave straightaway spurt to lates in JPwhat's even the point of ends anymore
>>587601697
>>587601706sorry bro, I was a frontfag too, you better start baking a ton of parents if you want to stay competitive, because shit's grim.We had a good run (pun intended), but its over.
>>587601973I sitll like Cafe, but Ramonu got a drip
>>587598345one of my favorite uma fanarts. it's just so cute
>>587602008There's also Transcend, Verxina and Espoir City
front "oshi" players when their style is no longer a free win in every event
>>587602217>their style is no longer a free win in every eventthis has never been true
>>587602024Nothing, they are completely dead. These are all the future umas with End A. Some of them are better off as Lates. There's basically nothing to roll for.Fronts at least have LoH and Dirt CMs Ends have nothing
>>587601135ACE is special
incredible things being drawn inside a south american's poorly lit garagehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HW7EB6wWsAAHTd_.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HW7EC7TWQAAgK8U.jpg
Matikane is the ugliest character I've head the displeasure of witnessing.
>>587602329Mambwos...Fukubros...
>>587602217I thought fronts was bad every cm according to this general? Global isn't even in the period when fronts starts dominating.
>>587602304They literally just got a speed card and were very good for the surprise longchamp cm I thought
>>587602304I'll keep my bitching in moderation, then. Last good end was Orfe? Seriously?
>>587602304I want summer Bright
>>587602329
Was playing for fun and got a pretty good looking Paizuri Pasa. Her unique has a pretty low chance of activating well but would the rest of the kit have a chance?
>>587602217Still running Maru
>>587602321>second picHOLY SEXO
>>587602582>latessure thing lil bro
>>587602329she just needs an outfit that shows what shes got better
>>587602554Despite her A End aptitude her skills are for Late Surgers.Ends don't even have 20 umas from where Global is now till where JP is
>>587602582Join lobby and try
>>587602582She's a fine gambler
>>587602825At least my pull plan will be very feasible haha...
>>587602825Yeah, I'll have to split between maining pace and late soon for her Christmas alt too
>>587602384I mean Tap Dance City is the worst out of the style speed cards. Front is also the only style to not have spurt for medium and straight descent equivalent.They have been at disadvantage by Cygames for almost 2 years by now but I think it's by design. Since all the big limited and shilled umas (Cingray Oguri, Almond Eye, Ramen Topro, Epi, Halloween Rudolf) are pace recently they are making pace good. When Still in Love was released they released a 2 sp late speed card for her.Also a lot of JP players hated the long CMs because they were too front heavy, so Cygames released a long stam card for every style except for fronts.
>>587602217no such thing as "oshi" front runners, every nige main is an autist
>>587597320>coal burner
>>587599819Is every new jp uma a thirsty whore or what This shit looks like a boy and is still blatantly cock hungry
>>587601973>MayaGood size for house sex>GroovePerfect for loving rough sex with her digging nails into your back. Lovingly nags you>CurrenAverage teen sex but god tier hand jobs>FinemoComedy sex >FlowerCan suck your dick without having to kneel, amazing for house and outdoor sex>HishiamaMost loving romantic sex you'll ever experience before waking up and realizing you already have 5 kids>KingPassionate sex but you are prone to suddenly kissing her during the day and you can't control yourself>SweepSame as Mayano but louder >CesarioI don't know enough about this uma other being Spe's spawn so I imagine she'll just wring you dry after dinner>RamonuYou don't get a say in when it happens and decides who tops and bottoms each night>CafeYou are the milk to her coffee so you should enjoy when her flat chest touches yours when she bites your shoulder.>GentildonnaYou visit the doctor often about pelvis fractures
>>587602861At least first try looked promising...
>>587603076I was talking about ends and the new cb card
>>587602447Orfe is singlehandedly carrying endkeksThey have so much copium about ends so memejp sites keep putting her at the highest tier whenever a new cm is arriving
>>587601961blud really thinks Forever Young is gonna be front and not a pace chaser lmao
>>587602582>no cheerbro...
>>587602329You're just mad because feng shui lied to you and you don't want to crawl back to Shiraoki-sama
>>587603439>Was playing for funIt is what it is
>>587601973They're so ugly
I'll use fronts even if they're not meta for the cm desu
>>587601973Friendly reminder if your uma doesn't have a wedding dress outfit she's a HARLOT
>>587602227What the heck?
>3 more weeks of literally nothing >then when GM releases, all runs will be invalidated 3 weeks later when ancestors is outthis game fucking SUCKS
Need more Scene/Emo Uma
>>587601961>>587603416You realize that if Ebayan retires now he will be a dirt only runner, right? Imo she's probably going to be a front/pace like Espoir City or Rickey
>>587603615true and real
>>587603385>the best end for years is a genshinslop ass boyuma designyet another uma where the real horse is cooler
>>587603697It do be like that sometimes
Name an Uma uglier than Matikanefukukitaru.
>>587603697>then when GM releases, all runs will be invalidated 3 weeks later when ancestors is outCygames is putting ancestors with the Ramonu banner though?
>>587603845Smart Falcon
>>587603845
>>587603697so what are you guys doing during this month of literally nothing happening
>>587603845Fine Motion
>>587603881just like how Throne was releasing alongside speed NTR right
Are anons being cute today?
>>587603881I'll believe it, when I see it.
>>587603979No bro this time for REAL IT'S HAPPENING
>>587603829
Here's your new splash screen sir
>>587603979There's a difference between releasing early a card that lasted for one CM and releasing a card that lasted for 3 CM and 2 LoH
Pls tell me this is the last CM of this scenario?
>>587603962Drama post
>>587603845Fuck you curren, stupid abortion having slut bitch, fuku is my precious friend
>>587604054I'm so glad McQueen and Mayano aren't here
>>587604054Brown wife...
>>587604095but there is no drama......
>>587603845Air Shakur
>>587602217you can play fronts, no one said you can't.If you have a shitton of time, go for it, but for me its not the case anymore to do the whole checklist on top of praying for events to events finish, and I haven't even talked about glues due to shit summer, or midrolls.
>>587603615and if her wedding dress isn't white she's a SLUT
>>587604054I'm glad cygay's attempts to shill her have all failed
>>587604214I'll make something up
The best to ever do it
oh haha of course another fucking day another cygames pushing their nepobaby forward Staygold has absolutely nothing to do with f1 they could've chosen ANY OTHER UMA but no no no fuck you let's put her in because of course! Gotta push this fucking nepo baby that no one really gives a fuck about like every other fucking event this year because why not?! not like other girls haven't been neglected to fucking shit while this bitch gets everything and then some. Fuck you cygames go fucking die
>>587603987you know those goblins from Goblin Slayer? That's basically every anon in /uma/so no, anons are not being cute today
>>587604342do it right now
>>587604379I don't like the new uma
>>587604379???what is bro crashing out over
>>587604379U mad bro?Wanna cry?
>>587604054okay FINE I'll roll for Katsuragi Acegoddamnit, fucking propaganda
>>587604431mid month drama barely gets any traction. I'll do it after the dirt sloppa if I have to
Good torena, do your fan runs
>>587604394okay but where's all the rape then
>>587604379uh oh melty
>>587604287It's not over, you don't remember when they announced this alt and compared her unique to XOguri's?
>>587604379I just think she's neat.
I HATE CURREN
Whore
>>587604626uh...
morning
>>587604054Notice how only schizos and secondaries dislike this
>>587604054I love ACE
>>587604713morning, late
>>587604713morning dude
i need me a lewd french uma
>>587604707
Nonnies~
If you're going to quit, just quitYou're taking up a spot that could be used for someone who wants to play. Why doesn't danchou just kick these indecisive fuckers "I think I'm gonna quit soon"
>western artist
>>587604490staygold deserves morning and gets everything A whole event for her Fast tracked original song Fast tracked MerchAppearances in shit like this She needs to fuck off and cygames needs to stop pushing their nepobaby >>587604493>>587604564kill yourself you worthless faggot >>587604589And I think you have the taste of a shit taste tranny
>>587604991Mambwo...
>>587605036weird way to self-promo
>>587604991Be nice
>>587604626Machitan would say this
>>587604374Taking chestnut dick? Absolutely
>>587605047>ignoring Forever Young
>>587604558fun fact: most goblins never get to rape, even though they all desperately want to so they lounge about in indolence, seething and coping insteadjust like /uma/
Global exclusive Zenyetta will save Ends.
>>587605145SPECHUD BROS.....
post soemthing cute
>got this off fan runIs there a possibility you EVER want pace pinks to mutate an uma when pace chaser becomes strong in the future?
>>587605159forever young hasn't even gotten 1/10th of the shit stay gold has gotten get the fuck out of here
>>587605350you whiffed your reply
>>587605359
>>587604713thanks for the kohi21 days to go! we're down to three weeks! I'll start ramping things up once we hit>just two more weeks, trust the plan
>exclusiveYeah vro, Cygames will surely only want 5 mil USD instead of 30 millmao
>>587604054Oh wow Daring Tact in the splash screen! Surely, she's in the game if she was revealed this early into the game...
I owed a favour and got asked to take out this girl on a date. She is kinda funny.
mare mind control
Sneed
>>587604379stego fathered a double crown winner and a triple crown winner, and many other g1 winnershis nuts have more accomplisments than you do nigga, "nepo baby" my ass
>>587605437>>>/out/
>>587605445uh oh JPkek melty
>>587605036there's got to be something warped in the western soul, something that instinctively recoils from loveliness and beautyit's very, very strange
>>587604054>ugly blonde front and centerKris, CB, and Ace are right there, totally mogging her
This isn't Ines Fujin
>>587605629yeah it's the Platanus Fujin
>>587605409>ignoring the Breeder's Cup statue
>>587605629haha get bewitched nigga haha
Stop posting cb I just came to her I can't go again so soon, I'm getting old
stego is literally an idol hore like Ogurin
>>587605350>gets banned for this>spamming yurishitter posts freelywords cannot express how much I hate Them
>>587605534narita brian the actual triple crown winner gets fucking morning and you're trying to tell me just because the real horse sired some winners she deserves getting more shit than Brian? I don't give a fuck about the real horse the uma is a fucking nepo baby
>>587605732
>>587605752he deleted it himeslf retard
>>587605629Yada yada
Coffee desire
I fuck Brian every morning
Süß
>>587605752uwah...
Nobody gives a shit about Brian
>>587605836>fucking an ugly stallion Faggot
imagine malding over popular umas
>>587604379
I am only horny for Inari and Trascend
>>587605836lol lol imagine wanting to fuck this stupid uggo retard lmao
>>587605763the gold clan owns your brain lmfao this nigga aint real
>>587605963We dont sign our posts here
>>587605967>visits general about an ip>hates popular characters of said ipAbsolute retardedness. What else can you expect by the end of yurohours
You guys are all fucking retarded.
>>587605763retard
>still have 150 stars from legend raceNEVER REDEEM
>>587606053>endEuro hours are just starting.
>>587605832I have a desire for coffeeand kafe
>>587605629WINGARDIUM LAVIOSA BITCHSweepy is EXCELLENT for sex
>>587606010That's not very adult of you, MayanoGuess my seed should go inside another more mature umamusume! Like Teio!
I buyeded cornichons and didn't know they're less sour and kinda sweet compared to regular pickles. idk what to do with these things uma musume.
Look at how cute the japanese lady is.
>>587606295white woman jumpscare
>>587606059Silly in all angles!
>>587606295evens I jerk off to grassodds I jerk off to the next uma
is it fine to post?
I still like Unity Cup the most as a scenario...
is it to post fine?
>>587603845her eyes aren't crazy enough in this one but still 9/10 when's the movie gonna hit digital I want to watch it
>how can I make this about fine
>>587605692wow a breeder's cup statue!meanwhile https://youtu.be/ozHy6NZLzAkhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2082641271995375700https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2049113264722944075https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2104199489879953762https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2070503654571012512Nevermind forever young being the face of Uma 7th then getting succinctly drowned out by staygold's bullshit This isn't even half the shit out there that she's gotten in the past year. Oh but forever young got a statue at a race the real horse was attending oh the humanity!!!Kill yourself
>>587606430yes
I haven’t been here in 2 months and it’s the same shitposts and the same retards
>>587606634kissable tummy
is this guy mindbroken just because of that one stegoposterbecause that's a new level of butthurt if so
It's simple, Cygames is currently trying to appeal to women and Stego is very popular with themSorry for your loss
>>587606569That's not her solo! it's this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ah9AAyKQMGold Triumph is so good tho.
>>587606295Yuki in comparison
>17 years old
>complains character appeals to women>posts the most homosexual picture in this whole threadOf course the antis are literal homosexuals
>>587606748cygames needs to get nuked there are plenty of other Uma that appeal to women like Katsuragi Ace >>587606742I don't give a fuck about the poster I want cygames to stop shoving this stupid nepobaby everywhere
Nvidia just got replaced by a ningen woman and you're training?
IM RICH YIPEE
>>587606742And you haven't seen the anti-Topro poster who ruins entire threads because the OP image is the character he hatesJust ignore and go on with your life
>>587606909I didn't complain about it>>587606971Stego is so popular that every single time there was an uma with dark clothes people were speculating that it's Stego.
>>587606742schizos gonna schizo
>>587605359So glad chibianon drew these two
>>587606828Crone
>>587606980Are you the Curren this guy >>>/vm/3187263is talking about
>>587606828why did this one get to me
>>587607130yoo thats super cute
>>587607230two big reasons
>>587606748>trannyshit
>>587606980PANIC SELL
Have sex with umas.
>>587605359>>587607130Chibianon is the best
Genuine question, why is the upcoming Wit Mejiro Ramonu a must-have card like Speed Kitasan Black?
>>587606828Mejisex Hagmonu
stop being so mean to each other nonnies!
Gold clan is the best and most popular family group in the game.Why wouldn't you pander to their fans? Dumb anons.
Told you you guys should've bought the NVDA dip. Maybe next time.
Biwa...
>>587607371Bunch of good skills with a high hint level
>>587607325>t.Azuma
>>587606980And how is that a bad thing?Let them collapse for not allowing me to purchase chips to watch my umamusume concerts in ultra 4k with infinite fps
>>587607371So you know how the current best wit card is Fine Motion? Her major issues are her relatively low speciality priority, mediocre hints (nimble nav and greens), and a gold thats only for pace chasers and even then is pretty whatever.Ramonu has higher specialty priority, max discount hints for skills anyone can use, and a universal gold skill for all styles on mile and medium races (the 2 most common dostances). And she has better stat output.
>>587607371She's a generalist card, like kitasan
>>587607394Until kitasan's kids show up and take a fat shit over this dog shit family Spe's is better anyway
>>587607394>anonsIt's one loud schizo
>>587607371-great wit output-great skills 4 all styles-SKILL POINT BONUS <-most important stat on a card going forward
If you aren't in complete denial, you can't argue the clear intent of cygames and it's writing staff working overtime to alienate straight male players. Each event and career is gayer than the last. The final nail to the coffin is how on jp they added to the lore that uma don't need men to procreate. Adding something that convoluted serves only as a means to make men completely obsolete in umaverse.
>>587607384
You do have all the rewards from Uma Outing and Racing Carnival, right anons?You're not still scrambling to get anything, right?
Would curren take backshots?
Ok it's about time to filter that
>>587607626She didn't have to do this
>>587607623I love the game and the characters. That is why it hits extra hard when the writers insist that most of the cast should end up as childless lesbian wine aunts.
>>587607626When did she move to the US?
>>587607409BUY THE SATANOS DIP NOW!
>>587607623>>587607779You are trans.
>>587607753Quick!/umagrok/ make multiple images of >>587607626 to bypass the md5 filter!
>3 Wit cards for auto spark farming on Unity Cup>no Ignited Spirit Wit skill hint whatsoever
>>587607725Yes...? I do my dailies.
>>587607725i'll live with not getting 2 bamboo muteki sharts
According to Cygames men are inferior lifeforms that can only feel lust instead of love and express it through rape. Only two women can truly love and respect each other. That is why no uma will ever express heterosexuality whereas all of them express lesbianism.
>>587607371very high stat output, good hints for all styles, not just pacers, high hint level, SP bonus at mlb. if pic related is mostly true, the era of 2-3 wit cards is coming to an end, but it seems we'll often use 2 wit cards in GM, and probably L'Arc too (witgod's builds in L'Arc often have 2 wit, so it clearly hadn't completely gone away), so having Ramonu for your second while you have a specialist for your first is going to be very strong.
>>587607965Uma for this feel but towards me?
>>587607965What did pagpag mean by this?
>uma x fem ningen everywhere>uma x male ningen nowherehow do you guys justify to yourself spending so much time and money on a yurige? you are not the target audience
>>587608053None
>>587607626THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE SEX WITH UMAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!
>>587607626I thought Bue was a Pace Chaser not an End Cuck
>>587607394the Gold clan is schizo and retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d3GcUwNJe8look at this shit pun intended>Chad Thundercock who raped the Arima Kinen now has a melty sniffing his own shit>keeps sniffing it
>>587607725Haven't played for lime three weeks, not that bothered desu
>>587608167>>587608201You are a troon.
>>587608212Take off the mask Rudolf
>>587608212Kek
Did you know umamusume? Mr CB's dream is to marry her female trainer just like her uma mother married her own female trainer
>>587607626what kind of spiteful nigger drew this? Holy shit this is disgusting, I'm filtering it from now on
>>587608328>>587608357did I make a pun I don't get it
>>587608204
>>587608363
>>587608375le angst artists
>>587607626Nothing an ibuprofen can't fix
>buena traumatised little zoomiesBased hope the artist does the same with all the umas
>>587608375
>>587608363>troon art
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2120743641266168114
>>587608167
>>587608691Based Spic
>>587607626Chat is that real?Is she gonna be ok?
>>587602582Mora gamba than nakayama
>>587608726
>>587602321That's actually pretty good, sauce?
>>587608743CBbro why do you keep responding to obvious baits?
>>587608809umas respawn after a bit
>>587602321King posters are the strongest
>>587608914Promoting the ugly tomboy
>was planning to run halloween digitan to go against other OG digitansnow I'm conflicted
>>587607965
>>587608691>SiL avatarlmao, it really is the easiest tell
>>587608913https://x.com/pingwe27/status/2120848040797843583/steady supply of umanko and... motivational messages
Next bread will be:
Rekt
>>587608975
>>587609003
bue bue doesn't deserve to end like thisconclusion, marry your cf
>>587608914I know it's bait, but image posting is a great response. It could be ignoring would be the best strat (verbal engagement is off the table, obviously), but this gives me the opportunity to post canon uma x torena anyway, so it's a win/winthe spammer wants text engagement, so in a way it's worse than ignoring him
>>587609196>ethot losing to a literal who
Buena posters are the worst and their propaganda is annoying so I'm glad I have some ammo to shoot them on sight
Curren raped me...
>made new Taiki for dirt CMLobby??3836948738369487
>>5876092741%, retard. Remember that.
>>587609274easiest decision of my fucking life
>>587608873Why do they look alike?
>>587608726Uma that would do this?
>>587609474You're most likely not from the western emisphere.
>>587608726>/sp/ fags don't caretragic thread this...>>587609537Silly retard lmao
>>587609287Stop replying to the brown bot
>>587609537doto (she goofed up)
good morning...
>>587609404>Buena postersyou could just say *mama
>>587609537
>>587609440host another one please
>>587609772
>>587609826>flirting with your wifeCB trainer is giga based
>half of my skills on Taiki if you in front win>6 front runnersT-t-t-t-ty bros2583184225831842>>587609881here you go
>>587609404let me guess, you also hate ohamile?
Post something silly.
>>587610051>the chin tiltArdan you lewd beast!
>>587610083ty
settle down, faggot.
>>587610120
>>587610364I wonder if there's something I'm missing here... I don't seem to understand her intentions...
waheygood morningu
>she still sucks Oh no7668615476686154
>>587610110
>>587610483lategawds
>>587610498wtf is that, zimbabwe?
>>587610120I love her
>>587610479morningu
>>587610630Ecuador
I almost had my ace, but the last 6 turns gave me only a speed rainbow and I ended up with 1450 speed, then the shop gave me the middle finger... I hope GM is less annoying
>>587610483Shouldn't you be getting budding
>>587610378Silly >>587610529Very silly and funni>>587610654EXTREMELY SILLY
>>587610654Bricking my entire pull plan gambling on this snack.
>propaganda so bad it makes you hate the characterCould learn a thing or two from Jordan and CB posters (although CB is one artist carrying it)
>>587610051>>587610160Crazy how every Mejiro and Satono is a 10/10 princess
Is 1460 + winter runner + mile S enough? I think I got worse at this scenario as time went on, I cant get to 1600 speed with non speed growth umas even with 3 speed most of the time
>>587610912>things that never happened
>>587610941it's enough if it's a backliner
>>587611050Play coy, that's only gonna make people hate her moreLook at NTR lmao
>>587611081end closer inari with all skills she needs and the rest of stats checked, but speed keeps getting to me, her senior year last part having 3 races when you get the biggest training bonus keeps fucking me over man
I will take Dom pill this CMLast one 6919941969199419
>>587611198Should be enough
>>587610912i'm trying my best...but I'm also constantly conflicted whether I should tank her reputation so I can have her for myself, or if I should shill her genuinely
>>587610941I don't think I've ever capped speed on non-speed growth umas in GL. Maybe I could do it with 4 speed cards? with Winter Runner you've got 1500 speed, and Mile S gives you ~1700 effective speed. It's good enough.
>>587602274CM3 would disagree with you, Seiun Sky was near impossible to beat without a front blocker of your own (which was as hard to build as a great front and honestly a bit of a gaslight) and god forbid Falco was there too, she was also a menace. Angling while everyone else only had crumbs of gamble Late accels in the era where your umas got blocked constantly was way too good.
>>587610110We don't like coal burners
>>587610912why would you let anything from here influence you in any shape or form. are you Stupid?
>>587610912teio's repvtation is so bad is circled all the way back to being good
>>587611282We don't like your mother yes.
>>587611364Have you seen this /general/?Retards complain about the most asinine things for days on end, of course they're stupid enough to have their feelings be altered by a picture of a fictional mutantCase in point: these two
>>587611495>projecting SEA
>>587611452Teiobros are just simply built different
>>587611282Don't tell me you will spam this Buena comic every time she is posted now
>>587610912this has never happened. fanart, memes, imageposting etc are all expressions of excitement of a character, and because people share what they love, the posts tend to be good-natured and positive. All the propaganda I've fallen for I found first on /uma/>Red Maruzensky>King Halo>Bourbon>Dober>Kitasan>Dia>Ardan>CB (tiers above the rest)>Ramonu>Gentildonna>Buena Vista>Pandora
I will have bed breaking mach speed sex with the class rep.
>>587611562Again enough about your niggerfucking mom
>>587611452Teio's reputation was never bad, it's Teiobros reputation that is in shamblesBut it's fine, they became clowns instead of public enemies
>>587611660Anon is a WHORE
Dick so itchy I didn't notice it's bleeding after scratching.
>>587611660No Mile in your shopping list?
>>587611660>Kitasan>Buena
I'm glad scenarios only get better from this point onwards, some may be better or worse than the rest, but we are past the worst of the game.
>>587611767>clownBringing happiness to people is a good thing by the way
>>587611547Nobody in Global likes StegoNobody in general likes BBB
Ty for joining, im going to do DOM
>>587609826>>587611880>my cute sexy neighbor kitasan BLACK that I'm totally not debeted too due to her dad>my super mega cute childhood friend buena >>587609826CEASE the propaganda
I'll hunt down this Classmate B
>>587611959Thanks for hosting. Rickey + double dom seems pretty deadly. Hope that I don't run into that in the finals
>>587611281>CM3wasn't that where /uma/ sold Blockushin but it didn't really work?My deck sucked at CM3, so only trainers who made smart choices with early spending were doing well. I didn't even make A finals running fronts (Suzuka and Bakushin, forget who my 3rd was, probably Pasa), but I remember pacers and lates being a menace, Oguri and Taiki and Vodka would just howl past me to victory. Still salty about that CM, fuck you Vodka
>>587611959thanks for hostingdoms are OP, good luck
>>587611946who the fuck is BBB? Bubblegum bellow?
>>587611959Thanks for hosting, sorry we pushed you to join the dark side
>>587611931ExactlyNo one respects you but at least they don't hate you. Rejoice!
>>587612148>wasn't that where /uma/ sold Blockushin but it didn't really work?IT WORKEDMY OWN BLOCKUSHIN BLOCKED MY ACES AND I LOST
>>587612190Basic Blonde Bitch she's called Topro in JP
>>587611547>irrelevant characters are irrelevantwhat did he mean by this
>>587612045The womb tattoo was too erotic
>>587611364>why would you let anything from here influence you in any shape or form?because when what's being shilled is good, holy shit it's good
>>587611946>Nobody in Global likes StegoI fell for her propaganda though. Too far ahead in the future anyway, so she's not so present in my mind.
List the propaganda you fell for from /uma/TranscendBakushinHishiAmaCBJordan
>>587609917now imagine your wife flirting with you
>>587612232Hey I respect them. Being that shameless takes courage or pure stupidity
i felt a breeze hit my belly and looked down to see my shirt is barely covering my belly now
>>587612390>shitposting and avatarfagging: ineffective>lovey dovey manga: SUPER EFFECTIVEI am weak to this kind of propaganda
>>587612328>reading things that were not saidPeak schizophrenia
I like teiobros
>>58761249030 missed calls from Gold City
>>587612490FATFUCKGO DIET
>>587612241>runs Blockushin>still runs frontsuhhhhhhhhhhhh
>GM increases all your training facilities like Unity>easy to get stam if you are lucky>easy to cap speed>variety in decksAt least it can't be worst than GL
>>587612474Quick!Cue the based Teiobro screencap!
I went to the gym and had chicken, sweet potatoes and whey with milk for lunch.
>>587612568Worse. She blocked my 2 lates and allowed an opponent Suzuka to pass her exactly during late-race which allowed her to use her unique
>>587612435oh my god
>>587612148It was, though I ran Scarlet/Vodka/Late!Biwa and had a miserable time and also didn't make A finals, every time Seiun Sky showed up it was an autoloss and I ran into her a ton. It didn't help that I had horrific luck on the Kitasan banner (30k carats without a single focus card, not even Dia). I even lost B Finals to a S!Maru that didn't even have Groundwork as the cherry on top.
>>587612618>speed cards on stam>wit cards on stam>all rainbowWhat sorcery is this?
>>587612425None because all the umas posted are ugly
>>587612420I got that ugly little nigga in a lucky tenner on JP like two days ago so maybe it's time for me to actually make up my mind on this guy. I don't really feel anything at all about him currently
>those hipsholy sex
>wanted to do something in uma musume>logged in>forget
>>587612758One of the GM crystal effects lets a card rainbow on any training
She didn't get any pink sparks after this. No Uma Stan, Muddy, or Forward March either. Things looking grim.
>>587612425
>>587612425>transcendwhat? who? when has she ever been posted?
>>587612529?
>>587612893you wanted to leak club chat
>>587612425I already liked a lot of future umas. But that /uma/ made me like? Falco.Silly.Stego.And Rulership.
Lates are cute innocent trad wivesFronts are sluts
>>587612869>gyaru >Mejiro Shit taste
>>587612903you still have one more inspiration, don't give up!
>>587612143>>587612149I will swap Rickey for DOM. >>587612193I already did this in medium dirt CM, it was cancer
>>587612425CBVerxinaAce
kingu love
fuck uma
>>587612983Simple bro>imagine 15 Haru Urara OHAYOO
>>587613213feels like it's been ages since I've last seen this post
>>587613271mambwo...
>>587612918Not recently, but when I started coming here around global launch(?) It was very prevalent, that: 1, 2, 3, webm
>>587612148I ran blockushin on that CM and got plat. She was an anti Falco measure iirc.
The only good Transcend post is where she walks in on Wonder Acute painting a picture of her with huge breasts
>>587612918>he missed all the broposting
>>587612618Pretty sure all scenarios from here on out will at least be better than GL and MANT.
>>587612425AceJourneyBueFenomeno Duramente
Raw lovey-dovey sex with Mejiro Dober
>>587613430No
>>587613430may i have it
>>587611880Hi Umama
>>587596360>baitNot bait, my nigger. I asked a genuine question. Don't know about you but I don't like seeing sexual deviancy, be it in a game or irl. Thank you anons that replied tho. I appreciate it. Y'all are cool unlike that jaded dipshit. Got to say, though, I kind of feel like I have more questions now. So the western version of the game is a bit cucked, unlike the jap one. Is there a way to play the jap one? Also, some anons say there is some ballroom event once a year, where the horse girls act a bit SUS and the like. Is that also just a western version thing? Or is it "people" that delusionally think any sign of friendship between two individuals of the same sex equals faggotry/dykery?I have to be honest. Never in my life have I played a gacha game. Not even sure I'd play this one. But for some reason I am curious about the details here. I sometimes lurk these generals while at work when there is nothing to do.
>>587604379https://vocaroo.com/1hztGtM5sUO6
>>587613685whoa now that's a top umadol
>>587613483>doesn't know
you niggas are so funny at times. I don't know if it's intentional or not. but I like it. I'm fond of it.
>>587613964I pretend to be retarded sometimes.
>blockushin>dominator>stam debuffer>oonige non-ace, simply to cuck other front aces>b-but it was for my oshiYou oshi would not be happy with two teammates relegated to being losers never meant to win. Why can't you niggers just run 3 aces like sovlful trainers. Why can't you not be a fag for once.
>>587612425I've fallen for a lot of propaganda but the most serious have been:>MaruzenskyI kept seeing her posted last July when I started /uma/, she was called Marusexy then, and I resolved to spark her on the all-uma banner (Red Maru specifically, even though she's not very strong as an ace/parent, that uniform does things to me). Best decision I've made, even when I run Summer Hag - she spooked me on the all-uma banner, which in hindsight was retardedly lucky - I run her in the uniform because sexo) and I'm still happy I did instead of a more meta pick. >Ardanthe yearningposting, the lovey-dovey shit, the rich ojou-sama with a kind, romantic heart - yeah I was toast>CBanon posted THAT manga and I was sold>Ramonucouldn't help myself, goddamnit hagsex>GentildonnaI have a thing for haughty ojou-samas>Buenaread her story and folded like a wet paper bag>Still In Loveread her story and folded like a wet paper bagSo now I'm a front main who'll have a random assortment of pacers, lates, and an end closer because of fucking propaganda.
>>587613964Rare soe
>>587613664>>574142876
>>587613726>Ballroom eventNot only are they gay but Bakushin also sports trans colors
>>587613964i read this in her voice
>>587614090Doing it every CM is fag behaviour, but sometimes a gimmick pick is fun in terms of mechanics like Blockushin or a rabbit Suzuka made in unity.Stam/Dominator depends on the track, you have to play with debuffers every couple of CMs as making a debuffer is a different gameplay experience and sometimes is funny (like the Medium dirt CM)
>>587612425I'm autistic and thus immune
>>587613368I ran a mile A 1100 speed Falco and she won 85% of the races because at the time I was the only one with groundwork :)
>>587610529looking back, it's kinda funny how hard everybody was convinced that this is a next gen rifle, all because it looked sleekMeanwhile, a trusty M4 covered in 3rd party rails
>>587612425None because I'm not a SHEEP like you n*gg*s I make my own fate
>>587614264You are a troon.
>>587614154I'd post her more but there's only like 2 artists who actually bother to draw her more than once. Without counting yumeshippers, that is.
we fucked
Seyun Sky bros soon!post her pls
>>587613730Eh, I don't feel this one and the first one is still better. "Fuck you Cygames, go fucking die" goes hard at least
>>587614406Anus Fujin
>>587614228post it
>>587614505One thing I like about Umamusume is that Cygames don't feel the need to make every umas look like top modelsIt's rare to see girls as ugly as Agnes DIgital in a gacha game
>>587614264Ballroom Bakushin exist to dom you in bed
>>587614484Good art is good art, no matter what sexuality the artist has
>>587614526I'm a different nigga from the first one. Not going for gold or a banger I'm just looking to fuck with that guy.
>>587614508
>>587614658>no matter what sexuality the artist hasUnless they're a tranny
I'm complete and utterly financially ruined. But it doesn't matter, she is cute and she got the best ult animation so far. All the pain washed away when I saw her skill animation.See you in Grand Masters /uma/
>>587613726no ballroom is actually just gay and it's in both versions
>>587614609Hmmmmm..... nyoI'm sure you can do the archive search yourself :)
>>587613726Cygames is smart enough to market umas to a broad audience. So they bait uma x torena (Ardan, Buena Vista, CB, Suzuka are obvious examples) and also bait yuri (Daiwa Vodka, Helios Ruby, etc) and sometimes bait both with the same uma (Daiwa is very openly tsundere for (You) with strong romantic overtones, and written in a close competitive relationship with Vodka)Overall, umas being for (You) is a marketing choice (compare the initial trailer with what was eventually released, uma x torena did better than making it a yurige, so they emphasized the former most of the time) since most gacha spenders are lonely single men with poor impulse control.
>>587613726There's a girl whose entire thing is wanting to see other umas fuck
>>587614775It's just girls dancing.
>>587614747>See you in Grand Masters /uma/are you gonna disappear for two+ weeks?
>>587614735there are 5 million trannies outside your home rn.
Ines Fujin? More like ANUS TONGUIN'
Wish Urara wasn't worthless as a parent
>>587614264I don't know why, but this feels incredibly lewd, like they're both performing to turn (You) onit's working, I am going to SEX Bakushin
>>587614828i thought it was the only good post.... why wouldnt you want to post it....
>>587614508I love this Sky gif a lot
>>587614948I meant to say L'arc goddamn it
>>587614851So she'll love it when I creampie my trainee?
>>587614960And they need to be purged from society
>>587614449I always hated it, it looks fucking gay, like it's trying to be a scifi laser rifle.
>>587614609>>587613664You can have it, bro.What about the three day, you ask?I can tank it.
>>587614839>Daiwa Vodka, Helios RubyAll het
>>5876150736 of them are already in your living room
>>587614617But 95% of umas are beautiful with gody bodies
>>587615223dangerously based
>>587615223HOLEY MOLEY
>>587615223
>>587614449That rifle looked very cool and futuristic, when I was an unsupervised 11 year old playing multiplayer shooters.
>>587615223do u even get banned for this?i feel like the jannies don't sit through 30 secs just to check if its porn or not
>>587615293>defending this
guysi did a career in unity cup and...i had ... fun...
>>587615406You're not supposed to point that out
>>587615465This will be us once we're free from the GL prison
>>587614667Whoops my bad bwo. Thought you were the same guy
>>587615465>funKill yourself, cuck
>>587615270they are, but they're also yuribaitit's the uma musume equivalent of Hibike Euphonium>two girls written in a very emotionally close relationship with each other>they both have sex with men, not each other
>>587615406>telling bloodthirsty jannies they're supposed to watch for longer than 30 seconds
>>587614508Finished the grind a week ago, absolutely worth it
Need Cesario nonny under my desk so bad
>>587615465making my deboofers in unity was more fun than the 11ish runs it took to make my solo axe
>>587614472obsessed
>>587615834axe is pretty bad in a solo lane, you should pair him with a support
>>587615461I said 95%. that's part of the 5% of ugly, and even then its only the bloody hair. Get Ryan to grow her hair and she becomes lady, her bod is hot just that her hair is so ass it's not put in the spotlight
>>587615730she's won me not one but two of my 3 platsI love Sky now
Goodbye, my umadachis.
>>587615889>minor spelling mistakeits so fucking over for me
>>587615741Maybe you're doing something wrong if you've been at this shit for like 3 weeks and haven't gotten anyone yet
>>587615834>>587615889if you're running axe as an offlaner you have to max battle hunger first, counter helix, while tempting, doesn't do much to damage the enemies
Hello friends!! My dad said he’s feeling better(I don’t believe him)
>>587615880>noo stop saying water is wet!
>>587615880>seducing ugly bastards in the morning Slut
>>587615406it's an AI bot the one deleting porn nowadays
>>587616005Hello friendosorry to hear about your dad
>>587615716Weird, the chud tits don't seem as vulgar as usual. Do they vary in size depending on her mood?
>>587616005Just get medicine for him
>>587616005hey bwofood poisoning isn't that bad, he'll be fine
>umas>uglyno one who posts this ever posts what they think is beautiful. They especially never post umas they say are beautiful. remember this the next time some faggot says an uma is ugly >inb4 Ryan is uglyRyan has a bad haircut and if it got fixed she'd be S tier hot. Being one haircut away from S tier hot is not ugly.
I leak precum whenever Taiki Shuttle gives me a + hint, holy shit I love this card
Dia love
>>587616005Take care of your dad umadacchi... my dad turned demented due to the meds side effects...atleast he's at peace now...
how would urara react to getting mating pressed
>>587616184I think Curren is cute
>>587616195+5 hintnumlock I hate you
>>587614617A woman made this post
what does it sound like when an uma ends their sentence with a star
>>587616184Gyarus in general are ugly
>>587615976its definitely a humiliation related thing. Such a boring uma too, cesario's greatest achievement was pumping out a pretty good kid with Kris S
Don't know if I should be happy that I got this far or be sad that it stopped just before my target goal.
>>587616195Urara wouldn't say nor do this
>>587616335her cuteness is a bit evil, though you can't trust it
>>587616335I would rape a Currenposter for being annoying I would rape them so hard they'd bleed and they would like it.
>>587616005Hello babydachi, im kinda missed all your info in last weekHope your dad going to be ok
>>587616451shut up fatty
>>587616442thats pretty impressive to get those sparks up from dirt G Mile E
>>587616429>First japanese uma to win a G1 in America making historyRetard
>>587616005Hello fren! I hope your dad is feeling better but for realNeed to believe!
>>587616335Shes also a casual sex having whore
you didn't see anything.
>>587616531Unironically let go of bourbon wit and all your problems will be solved. Falco has too many dirt skills already
>>587616429it's gotta be. I'm a bit into degradation but even I wouldn't be willing to do all this
>>587616683nah I also messed up, took a few speed trainings over wit even though I just barely did cap it. dunno but mostly unlucky anyway, didn't get a single wit rainbow the last like 8 turns
>mongolian throat singing discord channel>can't throat sing
>>587616484as if you could do it, that's all I'm askingcome and take me for once and for all nonny
silly umasraces are not won with your head, but your legsjust get speed and power
>they using they zodiac sign as platinum title>not Cancer platinumNot very 4chan of youAlso>image limit Holy
>no imagesSurveyposting time.Your umaWhat you had for lunch?
>>587616932fucking brat..........
>>587616195>I leak precum whenever Taiki Shuttlesame
>>587616635>casual sex having whorethat means I have a chance
>>587617140>Kentuckian
>having casual sex means you're a whoreincel hours
>>587615889>axe is pretty bad in a solo laneRETARD JUST SIT BETWEEN T1 AND T2 TOWER AND PROXY THEM
>>587617090MayaI only ate breakfast today, bread with butter and fig jam
no images....what's the point...
>>587616605tons of other uma won way more competitive foreign races than that. Shes not a jobber or anything like that but her actual racing record is less impressive than Pearl for example imo
JUST FUCKING 3 RUNS A DAY WHEN IDLE WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU
>hottest_ever_uma_pic_that_makes_your_dick_explode.webp
See you next thread when the rate-up's the same
friendly reminder that if you see a new thread coming up, it's made by a tranny and you can associate the image with such a thing
Images.>>587617321>>587617321>>587617321
*gets on knees and cryes*
>>587617278mambwo...
>>587617260We can blame CBfags
I'm too busy playing wow to bake recently..............
>>587617340Retard
>587617269get better bait
G-Grass!? Wow, you sure scared me haha. Why are you locking the door?
>>587617340no posting there until we finish our bread
>>587617323>>587617340based
>>587617472good boy
im full already...but i'll keep eating for u bwos...mmhjhgnjgihinfgingfdn
>thread will never be full
KING HALO
>>587616195Whos gonna tell him about ramonu gwjos?
ghngnhgnhghnfnhhngso full...
guh almost there
*slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*
Bros we can do it
list 5 umas that are currently out on global that you WOULDNT fuck
hnghgnhnhgnh
>>587618563Mayano Top GunVodkaMejiro RyanMejiro ArdanMejiro Bright
>>587618563Haru UraraRice Shower Agnes DigitalGold City Tickezo?
Bros... eating is good
>>587618563nishino flowermayano top gunrice showerharu urararob roy
just a couple posts more
*Picture of Manhatan Cafe*
so close
Hag umanko is good for you
>>587618563HaruNishino FlowerMayaTeioDigital
remember to only mate with ningen
>>587618862>Rob RoyBro? She is stacked af
we did it
*spluuuuuuuurt*
its done
cunt porn
>>587618563Just the kid ones. So Sweep, Flower, Biko, and probably Urara. I can't think of any more like that so I guess I'll throw in Grass Wonder to make it five.
>>587618563Mejiro RyanAir ShakurNishino FlowerSmart FalconVodka
Does racing carnival give better friend point per RP comparing to team trail?
>>587635895Nyo
