Previous: >>587674943New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>my trainee showed up with another man
>my trainer couldn't get it up
>>587702102Standing paizuri from this shortstack
>>587702102boobs thread
>>587702102I wish she was that pretty
Do they ever reverse the powercreep? I remember how Hopeful Stakes used to be a meme for how many careers it ended, and now it's basically impossible to lose any race.
>>587702165kingu, five rounds is more than enough>>587702163kingutore, that was her gay best friend
>Inarifag really did bakenoice
soon..
>>587702156I HATE CURREN
>>587702264Holy moly fivesome creampie
>17 years old
>>587702264>Hopeful Stakes used to be a meme for how many careers it ended, and now it's basically impossible to lose any race.fuck you
>>587702102nice
>>587702264L'arc is almost as clock heavy as MANT I think, in most careers you get raped by superior euro umas
gyaru kris is my fucking weakness. If she came onto me I wouldn't be able to say no
>>587702328Ramonu propaganda? I'll help
>>587702356I'm at 800 clocks and I don't think I'll ever need any more
>>587702359Many are saying that
>>587702356good thing I have nearly 2k clocks now
>>587701447I learned my lesson after spending all of my 15k carats on the OG Brian banner and getting.... anime Teio and Mcqueen.Ok well technically I didnt learn my lesson because I pulled on the Flash banner in pure desperation afterwards but I got her in 30 rolls so my prayers were answered.But after THAT I have now developed the inverse form of retardation
>>587701974>>587702187nvm, found it
>>587702306BASED LAISU
>>587702456HOARD GOD
>>587702487this works for me
>>587702356just like irl uma...
I hope this event is fu->yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuriWell there's always the next eve->yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri
>>587702328>>587702359>>587702386>>587702452These two roommates are my most anticipated trainees....
>>587702456post your deck and stable
inserting my ding-a-lingu into kingu
>>587702487>everything but missionarye-eh?
>>587702306no more little sister wars
>>587702306This is fake news
>>587702601>milk and chocolatebased
>>587702581You are trans.
Are you into hags?
>>587702601>Mejiro Ramonu - Roommate. Symboli Kris S likes the blunt and concise way Mejiro Ramonu speaks and finds her easy to understand.>IRL, both received nicknames for their dark-bay coats: Symboli Kris S is known as the "Jet-Black Emperor" (漆黒の帝王), and Mejiro Ramonu is known as the "Bewitching Dark Bay" (魔性の青鹿毛)>Both of these nicknames are referenced in their unique epithets in Umamusume.The sexo roommates...
Making Currenchan jealousFor funThoughts?
>>587702751Why does hating yuri make me trans? I hate trannies too and find them disgusting
>>587702739
>>587702739I'd help out turbo
>>587702810You're a falseflagging yuritroon.
everytime I see a ramonu, I get stressed the fuck out because I'm not sure if she'll brick my account by refusing to give me max uncaps, and thus taking away carats from my wife funds
She cute
I am trans
>>587702636I have spent 1 rainbow crystal so far on Natie.My only other noteworthy card is MLB stam Dia.Creek is 1LB but I plan to get her to at least 3 with the next free voucher and either a lucky spook or the $20 voucher
>>587702881musumes are.... real?
I wanna nut inside Kingu's pussy, bwos...
>>587702948Gay
>>587702937Maybe...
>>587702891So is that artist.
>>587702981marche wouldn't fo this...
musuderbderbsume
>>587702954DO Japs really keep banana in the fridge???
ikuno...................dictus
>>587702789you can't make a whore jealous when she 1000 other cocks on speed dial
sweaty and steamy post-race sekkusu with my kingu
>>587703072I keep my fruits there too. Whats wrong with that?
>>587702328>>587702386>>587702601I badly want to post seethe, but the numbers told me not to if I don't want her to completely brick me out of her supoka
>>587703157Bananas don't go in the fridge anon they release ethylene it ruins your other food.
>>587703193Just eat your fruits and veggies faster, anon.
>>587703193I actually didn't know the reason why bananas shouldn't go in to the fridge but I just know they're not supposed to be in the fridgeThe more I know
>>587702954no snacking
She's riding my rocket to space
>>587703308I WILL snack
>>587703185Just accept the hag's supremacy and move on, anon
>>587702881Does Ikuno have the busiest umanko in tracen?
Romantic Umamusume
I want to cuddle Twin Turbo's giant futa horsecock
>>587703398Mah, but her mare stank is the strongest of them all.
>>587703409Romantic towards female trainer or each other?
prepare your snacks properly
I like to nut in umas before they are race ready
>>587703429Why are all zoomers cocklusting faggots?
>>587703447
>>587703034her puppet would
https://pixelframe.design/umamusume-font-generator/
>>587703546I'm 39
>>587703594Zoomers are so accustomed to watching yuritoons like this yuri witch show that they prefer female protagonist since it's easier for them to self-insert as a woman because they want their bussy stuffed cock
>>587703718
>random schizo babble
>>587703808When was bottom text funny the last time?
>>587703718remember when these sites were just the inputs and the generated image and literally everyone could work out how to use itfuck seoslop
I'm kinda mad that I missed Neicha's wit SSR as a full Late main and I'll basically never ever gonna get it now and I gotta permaborrow it...Surely OYL will stop being the best Late accel, right?
>>587703429You should be posting things that are kinda nice instead
>>587703396it doesn't help when she give sme a look saying"heh. I'll make you forfeit all your carats to me. none will be left for your favoritw uma"and still leave me at 3LB with all sparks on 600 pulls and an uncap crystal
>>587703852It always was>>587703883Yeah later
>>587703883OYL is already irrelevant bwotherNN stopped being mandatory when Ruby came out and will stop being relevant next month
>>587703839Zoomers ruined uma because everything they consume has to have lgbt themes. If uma was made in early 2000s, every uma would talk about how sexy they find masculinity.
>>587703751it's like staring directly into my future
SWEEP TOSHOTWIN TURBONISHINO FLOWER
>>587703409>Ramonuabsolutely>Rudolffuck yes, the Christmas dance is kino>Katsuragi Acewholesome farm girl, will take (You) back to the farm after winning>Siriusno idea, can't speak to this one>CBoh my god>Marusexyturbo romantic sexo
>>587703964Ruby doesn't look that good, it's a Power card with Sprint/Mile skills.
>>587704001Imagine being so insecure about your own masculinity that you need 2D anime girls to tell you how manly you are
>>587704215So you prefer to be treated as a genderless blob. That's great.
stop posting ramonu... she's giving me support card anxiety....
>want to leave my club because I'm tired of barely holding on to A+>club I want to join is fullDo I join a 3rd club and dump them when the club I want to join needs a spot or should I stay in my club?
>>587704215I mean the average gamer has cause to doubt his masculinity. The nerdy gamer archetype exists for a reason
>>587703957Well you know what that means, anon. You just have to make Ramonu your favorite uma now. Your reverence will be rewarded.
>>587704312I prefer to embrace my sexuality instead of repressing it. Horse cock futa girls are hot.
>>587704346Mambwo nyo...
>>587704346the club you want to join will never have a slot anon
>>587704432that's called being a gayfaggot
>>587704180Sprint/mile is exactly where you actually want to use OYL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?is=4twMOmaPNVS-Q2V9&v=mieD0p2s9gI
>>587704423fuck it, I'll pull her
>>587704514Good boy
nyeed umanko...
no horny
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik
>>587704423nyo.... she's too stacy for me. reminds me too much of the girls who made fun of me in highschool. kind of like shichi.
plappers
>>587704581200 pull for HagSex on May 19 2027 addedgoddamnit, Ramonu
>>587704643Only horny
>>587704643https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12532417
>>587704346mambwo.....
>>587704723DAMN Ramonu actually looks young here for once
>>587704723There's a $20 selector like a month after her banner if you're a spender
>>587704215>RyanFaggot
>>587704834strictly f2p. If I weren't such a poorfag I'd buy both the SSR and uma selectors every half-anni, would significantly impact my pull plans
>>587704723you can also ticket her for 10$ a month later!
I really like that one track that goes: DOOT DOOT, DOOT DOOT (DOOT DOOT DOOT DOODOODOOT)
this thread is making me anxious
>>587704879Fair enough then.Praying you get lucky on and never have to go to pity on an uma, f2pchad
Hey
>>587704970Mamechin my beloved...
>>587704927I really like the song for G3 races
>>587704970These Gold family pics never include the only good member (Lucky Lilac)
>>587705027>lesbian >boyuma
>>587705027I can see it
>>587704965Ramonu is the last hurdle. If she blesses me with mlb in 400 pulls I'll be so deliriously happy I won't know what to do.
>>587705154Umamusume if it was based
>>587705027wtf I got banned for posting Turbo horse cock but this is allowed?
>>587705027Sniff sniff time...
7 and ramonu is kind to me and lets me have her support card while having enough leftover to pull for an uma4 and she doesn't show up outaide of sparks and I forfeit my carats to her and become separates from my umaany other I'll roll again
>>587704970does everyone in the Gold clan sniff their own shit and have a melty? asking the important questions, here
>>587702968wtf how do I avoid being gay while cumming inside Kingu's sweet puss then
Stop playing with numbers...
>>587705202
>>587705202again
crown...
For me? The class rep obviously.
>>587705273Shiraoki isn't real Numbers mean nothing Do your career runs
>>587705293>still noneagain...
Shiraoki-sama IS real!
>>587705273Much as Fuku rerolls fortunes as evidenced by one of her lobby interactions, we must reroll numbers
>>587705335
>>587705387>7Cant argue with that!
How come the only Crownfag we have only posts dogshit "art" of her
>>5877053874 and you never, ever hit another 7
>>5877052027 and you dress up as ramonu and sing the mejiro anthem in a feminine voice
>>587705148You're a tranny.
>>587703874
>>587705154fusu?
7 and I'll date Fuku 8 and I'll kiss Rickey4 and I'll handle Shiraoki-sama's punishment
7 and Raisu
>>5877056164 and your punishment is to jerk one out to Shiraoki
Seven
>>587703874I agree, it's an awful site layout, but did you forget to scroll down just a little bit?
>>587705817e-eh?
>>587705817What the freak
>>587705817
>>587705595Umamusume if it was horrible
>>587705817>>587705897
>>587705858I didn't say I couldn't find itdid you keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling to see all the slop they shit out?
>>587704001the early 2000s were gay but organic gay not corpo gay, you'd need to go back to the 70s or 80s for a pro-masculinity era in a non gay way
>>587705817fake
>>587705952Can't speak for the 70s but the 80s were homoerotic as hell
press 7 to start spe hours
is it a brick if the trainee doesnt hit 1200+ power for the "fully charged" mechanicwhat does that evedn do
>>587706014>4Heh...
>>587705952That guy is a millenial (the gayest generation in history) coping because zoomers are getting all the girls while he strokes himself to twin turbo's giant futa horsecock
>>587705958semen draining ninja
>>587706063>body of a chud
>>587705897HEY STOP THAT
>>587704346Ask to reserve a spot for next month
>>587706164>4you have no power here
>>587706131
fukool
Any day now my umawife will finally tell me that she loves me instead of her yuri rival cygames ships her with... I won't have to be alone even in my dreams anymore.. Any day now..
What do you call this mental illness
>>587706241How am I supposed to do that without Danchou finding out I'm trying to leave
I showed a woman my trainee's power and she said it was so small...
>>587702306I know the truth
>>587706431A shame, it would have been funnyAlso how is there no Seven (from Deadlock) and Fuku fanart yet
>>587704346You have to name the club you want to join in so they reserve a spot for you in case someone leaves or gets kicked.A danchou may also be reluctant of kicking a low earner because getting new members is hard these days, if there is interest they may be able to do the needful for you.
>>587706526>thigh indention OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*monkey noises*
>>587706526Why is Flash there too
God imagine how hot a gyaru fuku would be
>>587706630
>>587706630But being the schizo /x/ uma is what makes her so appealing
*sip*So, got that email?
>>587706696This is how I imagine shiraoki looks
>>587706762Unfortunately yes my office doesn't use outlook
look how flat she isgoddamn
>>587705858
I bet Twin Turbo's giant futa cock smells absolutely divine
>>587706897
>>587706958>ribsnow thats the good stuff
>>587706780She skinwalks as Fuku in one of her dreams, so technically she could look like anything. Spechud and Vodka are also distantly related to the actual horse though
>>587706897God hugging her must feel so nice
>>587706838Hold on a second.*Uh huh yeah, its back up. Yeah he got it*So we need you to come in on Sunday....
>>587706357
man, it feels good to have autocareers and spark reroll for parent runs, thank god they added them
Fun fact: Fuku and Fuji Kiseki share the same breast size.
>>587707036If you used autorun you're not a real gamer
>>587706897Thats a good thing
Stop talking about dicks
>>587706897>>587706958they're so fucking flat
>>587705817HOLY BLESSED BY SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>587707107I can't help it bro I can't stop thinking about Twin Turbo
>>587707090this isn't a game though, it's a VN with a spreadsheet sim and really nice visualizer
One day I'll suck a nice pair of boobs.
>>587707036HishiamaSexo
>>587707170Maybe instead you should go talk to a professional about these feelings instead of letting them fester
>>587707186It's not on vndb so it's not a vn
>>587707186almost nobody plays this game as a visual novel bwo. Wouldn't surprise me if more than half the people playing use auto skip the first time they play most umas
>>587707235better not, that "professional" is likely gonna tell him to become a eunuch
>>587707032Nah I'm good
>>587707186Have some self respect and read actual good VNs
>>587707235I'd rather talk to you guys about it if that's okay
Are you supposed to reapply deodorant or is it fine to just put it on once before w*rk
If you skip unread text you're not a real gamer
>>587707387go shower stinky
>>587707387...
>>587707086
>>587707334what bothering you. its okay your secrets is safe with us. this is a blue board after all
>>587707282To truly be a professional in the path of healing is to deny worldly goods my friend
>>587706630stupid sexy fuku
outfit makes the differenceticket and golshi are both bigger than eishin but they dont get that much boob art do they
>>587707498What's bothering me is that I can't stop thinking about Twin Turbo's beautiful futa horsecock. Actually it doesn't particularly bother me but I like talking about it.
>>587707275That's very, very wrong.Most players (and it's not even close) don't give a single fuck about CMs.
>>587707387ewww don't talk to me wagie
>>587707387I apply a fresh coat after I take my morning shower
Caption this image
>>587707587It's fine im actually just a trainee working half time 2 days a week not a wagie yet
>>587707548UUUOOOOOHHHHHH MY GOD SEXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587707571Where did I mention CMs?
>>587707650
>>587707683what the fuck do the pink sparks mean
>>587707650One of the best characters ever madeScholars will study and put her in a museum of literature
>>587707679What else then if it's not VN? Concerts?
>>587707683Don't you hate it when you're trying to hit Stamina/Medium sparks and then she just decides to roll Lust/Semen instead?
>>587707556if you're going to be gay can you be at least normal gay and say things like i love mejiro ryan
>>587707819>tfw triple night proc when the cm race is a day race
im skipping the next cm
>>587707683This is what Mayano imagines in her head after finishing the clank run thinking I will reward her only for 1 guts/1 front to roll and her getting shot in the back of the head behind a barn
>>587707963What a waste of a corpse
>>587707779Team Trials
>>587707779Building umas for TT, fun races, high score maxxing. Nobody cares about some badly written story, even if they did you basically finish the entire story for an uma in 2 careers. After that you skip almost everything.You're barely playing once a day if you only care about VN
>>587707904Mejiro Ryan doesn't have a horse cock she has a stinky vagina
>mega super wet as fuck DIRT race >AND it is fucking Tokyo so there is a macfuck huge ass uphill just before the end>"no power cards allowed in scenario!"this fucking sucks ASS
>>587707940Coward
im currently the top non bot in my club
>>587708062proof?
>>587708080bwo, your lightning surge?
>>587708080just run the pink uma of 30% power growth
>>587708092mambwo...
>>5877023561000 clocks and growing.Also they implemented retry where you can buy more skills around L'Arc.
mant half tp doko
>>587708127im not ur bwo, gwo
>they took down JOCKEY KING
Frontrunning in CM21 felt like this
>>587707387why are you asking this as if you have never used deodorant before
>>587707510This is Mile wife
*Opening gametorah for the first time*"Hmm, I wonder why there's a marker showing 777m left on the course map"
seis siete
>>587707387Use some strong perfume instead
Have sex with umas.
>>587708352Front and pacekeks when my late surgers hit tracen cheer + OYL + turbo sprint in CM21
One more month of waiting
>>587707017YAY!
>>587709184Sure but it won't be my trainee
The main reason to be in an A+ club is that A+ is a high enough rank — people rarely leave to join a better club.But when you're in a B club, some bro quits every month, and that's sad.
dead game lole
>>587708651What are we reflecting on again
>>587709485I wish there was any kind of incentive for club hopping or for danchous to rotate members.
>>587709485But Mambo is A+ and they recruit every month
>>587709565We must reflect on reflection, as stagnation denies us what we seek
>>587707387You put it on once every three days.
>>587709618Mambo is spiritually B-RankThat's where they started
>>587709618Nah, what's fine, it's sad then good player who posts in chat leaves because club ranks is too low.When guild kicks low earner who doesnt write shit its ok>>587709606Nah i want to be with my bros
>>587709673Every club started as B rank
>>587709712Mambo is a B-rank club, that somehow manages to stay in A+
>>587709485They don't even say goodbye they just die
>>587709815I didn't say goodbye when I left my club. I didn't even post the TM Opera O sticker
>>587709784Yeah and my skin isn't brown and I'm white
>>587708303ITS NEVER BEEN OVER
>>587709869Mambocchi...
>>587710000when will he stop being a kike and go back to Mambo?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really relaly really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really erally raelly really really really really really erally really really really really really relaly relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>587709869My hands were shaky saying goodbye to my club
>>587710079he's too far gone now
Danchou just proposed a final solution to all the traitors that left our club.
>>587710079I shall not stain myself with the sin of Mambo
>>587710248no.............
>>5877102480 friction
>>587710161Same i was sad for two days
I just realised people will flatline for GTA VI. We might get a clubmageddon
>>587710248beautiful aerodynamic body
Festive Mirako
>>587706357You are trans.
>>587710384Im not a consolenigger, wont be me
>>587710161I wanted to write a proper one before I left and I was kind of hesitant to leave but just fucked it wrote a short one and left also because ESL and all
Hello Uma Live LONDON travelers. If you are a EU national and trying to get a visa - download "UK ETA" app to apply. Why you may ask? Because applying through the UK's home office own app you get a 2 year long permit instantly to enter for around 25 EUR, while applying through embassy they ask for 170ish EUR + visitation and documentation processing fees on top of taking time. As you can see - difference is quite frankly staggering and they don't exactly make it easy for you to find out. Umamusume
>>587710384PoE1 flatline into gta flatline into PoE2 flatline
>>587710704Whatchu starting
>>587710384I don't have a PS5 to flatline with
>>587710384I don't play slop made by ugly foids
>>587710657you dont need a visa to visit if youre an eu national bwo
>>587710917
did you know a popular suicide method is to jump out in front of a running umamusume
>>587709485true! I stopped playing around a month after my club got demoted from A to B
>>587710819And that's the trick. There's nowhere on the website to tell you this. "Check if you need a visa, oh now complete this form and pay extortion amount of money ho ho ho".
>>587711179You can google "do I need a visa to enter the uk" and you'll get 5 links all telling you no if you're an eu resident
>>587711098only 2nd to getting a heart attack from getting umapyoi'd by your trainee
>>587702601>>587702784imagine being stuck in their room ahah
Oguri is...sexy!?!?
>>587710384when the latest deltarune chapter dropped the club i was in had a dip in fans you could see on the graph
waheyhenlo
>>587711474umahi
>>587711371Of course
>>587711371Only from the waist down.
DRAMA ALERT NEW LEAKS JUST DROPPED
>>587711474hayo
>>587711371no
>>587710384there's no blacks here bro no one is playing that garbage
>my trainee forgot the pill
>>587711519banana fiend
>>587710704I'll play poo1 for a bit but this league will suck I already feel it
>>587711371>>587711512>>587711517
Anyone else have uma asseating fetish?
S A M B A
Gweetings gros, which gunga grandparent should I make with these bricked umas? I'm a frontfag.
mainichi samba
Uma uma samba
>>587711661schizos be like
2nd anni login screen is so garbage, weird ass angle and only literally who umas at the front
>>587711790>>587711824>>587711846
>>587711790>>587711824>>587711846umasamba!
>>587710780I was larping I won't play gta or poo2 but if I play poe1 maybe I'll start with a strength stacker. Haven't read patch notes>>587711741Leagues have sucked for years but the worst thing was leaving the endgame grinds untouched for so long. I heard they're doing changes now so might play more than a few days if I play
>>587711891
>>587711891Twitter tranny opinion
>>587710704Only really care about PoE2 but honestly the less I engage with uma the higher my fan count gets because instead of doing manual runs I just spam fan runs so danchode is happy
>>587711769i need to taste my trainee assfat from all the food she eatsfirm from all the trainings
>>587712021ew
Are there any guides out there for safe uma modding?I just want to swap out the login screen with something else so I dont have to look at the ugly blonde
Is Uma Samba playable?
>>587711891Watch your tongue
umanko amputation
>>587712182her name is basic blonde bitch
Dia wife
>>587712182
>>587712107no one likes Ace except fagsNTR is the second worst protagonist the franchise has seen, only Laurel winsKris S is BLACK
>>587712267Apologies, I didnt mean to offend.Are there any guides out there for safe uma modding? I just want to swap out the login screen with something else so I dont have to look at the basic blonde bitch.
>>587712318lol
>>587712350ew
>>587711891Shut the fuck up, Ace is awesome.
oh, should I be building dirt aces?what if I don't give a fuck?
>>587712318umagrok is this true?
>>587712446if you're a homosexual maybe
ace on my face
>>587712469Then how about you instead post images of pretty umas that get served to you on twitter
>>587711891>focus on their legs and tummies>garbageare you gay?
>>587712579Oi mate
>>587712182https://www.loverslab.com/topic/252916-umamusume-pretty-derby-steam/#comment-7067005ask somewhere there probably
>>587712469make 3 debuffers
>>587712602liking NTR automatically makes you a gay retard
Mambros... I woke up from a 20min nap
>>587712579
>>587712593I don't get umas in my twitter recomended feed, but here's a maru I have saved
marumanko
>>587712736Mambwoski...
>>587712768I love Marusexy, so this is an acceptable compromise
I brought my fucking light hello to unity again what is wrong with me
>>587712753
>>587607623uhhhh umagrok is this true?
>>587712657But why?She has big tiddies and nice thighs.Just because she looks like Trunks it doesn't mean anything...
>587712925>the only quote to his twitter bait is thisPathetic. Not even worth a (You)
>>587712960Plenty of umas have big tits and nice thighs without looking like Trunks
Wash your dirty umas
>>587710704Never played PoE or diablo but looking at PoE2 I might give it a try, how autistic I must be to enjoy the game? Genuine question, I have seen the skill tree
Have a nice day/night
>>587712736but it though mambros don't post here anymore
>>587713049GLADLY*peroperoperopero*
>>587713134You too!
>>587713067The skill tree is for every class in the game so you always can safely ignore like 90% of it.I only played the early access casually and I can highly recommend checking the game out. The moment to moment gameplay is really damn satisfying once you get a build online. You can also import one from a guidemaker if you want to be safe but I just learned how to make something myself after a few characters..Umamusume>>587713134You have a nice day or night too, Urarabro
umangos
>>587713067Copying builds isn't very hard, the learning process is being able to figure out what makes a functioning build tickyou only need a degree in autism once you start making your own
>>587713014You're right, but i'm not saying NTR is the hottest
>>587713372Umapples?
pasa of el
Earth of sound
Now that formula 1 is on topic here, tell me how to win in this management sim I'm playing. I don't know anything about formula 1.
>>587713473True, gay retard is pushing it.I think she's pretty ugly (especially in relation to the rest of the cast), but there's anons who have somehow managed to trick themselves into Dream Journey. So I guess every uma has her fans. except Air Messiah
chestnuts picking cotton
Wonder of an ass
I like the chocorizzler event
Chestnut chest nut
general just as boring as the boring ass game
Gaslight me on SSR Ramonu Power
>>587713893t. 21 cm loser award
>>587713627/uma/ suzuka constructors cup 2027 goes hard ngl
>>587713901woman bareback...
>>587713901i mean it's a good card but not blow 60k on it goodalso green gold so certified borrowcore
I wish stego sports drink taste more like her sweats after riding motorcycle in a sweltering hot summer desu
Ridge Racer Type 4 was so good it's timeless even
>>587713049umacrophila...
>>587714127Man Feno looks very fucking nice in this one why does her ingame model look so weird is it the Jojo eyebrows?
>>587714214based and true
>>587714313it's because they actually dressed her like a girl in that collab
Spring SpectacleSummer GustFall FrenzyChilling Wind
>>587713901You're not actually debating on skipping Ramonu power, right?10 TE, 3 (THREE) power bonus, stam bonus and 2 (TWO) sp bonus? The stat output is genuinely insane!Add to that all those universal hints. PTO, right handed, refined conduct etc.And then on top... Winter speed green? Lmao good luck winning any cms during those 4 months where everyone is rocking 60 extra effective speed and power than you.You're retarded if you don't pull.Mentioning 2 sp bonus again because we know thats the most important stat on all future cards.
>>587714435Mamechin so cool...
fuck sex sex fuck umanko
end of scenario lull + dirt cm is a shitty combination ngl bros
>>587714631looking forward to the 10 days between the dogshit cm and the new scenario where there's actually nothing to do except queue fan runs
>go out of my way to win even the Long G1 races for the extra affinity>inherit fuckall from parents anywaywhat's the point
>>587714402With an emulator I got it upscaled to PSP tier graphics, it still holds up. Arcade racers are the shit, realistic racing games just pisses me off.
>>587714631actually its perfect because nobody treats dirt seriously so you can just chill instead of sweating your ass in a med cm
>>587714761I have a soft spot for the first ones and its banger soundtrack. I should load up the roms on my chink handheldhttps://youtu.be/9lFj0UoZWOQ
>>587713627MM2 waiting room...Uma driver mod could be fun
>>587714713Directly followed by the weird time of waiting out ramonu free pulls to finish your CM23 deck, but CM23 rounds will start like a day after free pulls
>>587714918Gonna be great, yeah
>>587714631>medium dirt CM xog cancer to start >mile dirt CM with only fronts and ends as a closerGL was garbage ngl
>>587714541>Mentioning 2 sp bonus again because we know thats the most important stat on all future cardsGaslight successful.
>>587714890Bwo just play the mobile version, I got sick of MM cause if you optimize the shit out of your play you're just timegated.
Interesting name
I never asked this, but how good is the Haru strength card at 1LB? Is it fine to use with my late surgers if I'm trying to build parents?
>when trump says something retarded
>>587715197...In which way, does it owe me?
>>587715240low LBs cards are fine for looping and parent runs
Kumiyabe is the best uma artist fr
>>587715197It's a real horseEven raced against Windy
uma uma samba
>>587715240It has no hint pool. Like actually 0 skills in its hints.The gold is worthless.It needs 3lb+ for the training effectiveness.It's horrendous
4 or 8 and I die soon
>>587715371
buena x f trainer
>>587715336Porn addiction can be managed and even reversed.
>>587715442He lived and so will you
>>587715550Go on
>>587715408yeah but it gives me charming and has 2SPalso no spec prior, which I don't particularly mind for the umas I don't have issue building strength with
>>587715508So now it's not a childhood friend with 0 romantic interest, but a BEST FRIEND who will actively take away her romantic interests?Man no wonder she shot herself
>>587712925>horsewomen can reproduce without human men...somehowoh no no no, umacucks...your response? like is that shit actually canon? when did jap vidya gaems get so WOKE?no I am not joking/falseflagging/baiting/whatevertrust me for real
>>587715625horses also breed without humans tho...
>>587715550Sure those can stop, but you can never stop being a SEApag
>>587715680Kmyb SiL NTR...
>>587715132I believe MM2 is supposed to be its own thing compared to the mobile versions>if you optimize you're just timegatedThat's true for most of the genre but it's fun nonetheless
MEN only exist to be rape meat for umas›
>>587711519Those aren’t leeks, those are bananas
>>587715581The most important aspect of strong parents is passing down important skills. For lates that would be stuff like uma stan and position pilfer. Urara power gives you no skills. It has 0 value as a parent card.
haha rape
How often do you ERP with your club bf/gf?
post something cute
How often do I what with my who
How are we feeling this morning?
>>587715550and? cumming feels good
Be on time!
IT'S A NEW DAY
Jensen Huang is dead stop posting slop
>>587715791>The most important aspect of strong parents is passing down important skills.but what if the skills I'm trying to pass down are ones that my uma can learn innately?or what if they're skills that I can only learn from inheritance (ie racing stam and restraint)? at that point, it not giving me skill hints isn't a big issue, since my main goal is to pass down specific skills that few other cards would be providing in the first place
Why though
>>587715887Cute Motion
>>587715910>>587715982I hope this means bad things for the AI marketLet them collapse like Intel
>>587715921cuz you know I wont
>>587715945
>>587715910buy nvidia stock right before market closes today, by monday stock will be up once Jensen is back as CEO
>>587716075It's just one company though and it's a sex scandalIt is awfull convenient that this happened right after investors pulled when the midterm elections ended though
>>587716037UK is a muslim colony so of course they'd do that
How are (You)r teams doing?
>>587715887
>4 people request new shoes>they're already cannibalized
>>587716002The entire point of a parent deck is to equip 6 cards that give you hints for skills you want to pass down. You want as many white spark chances as possible passed down and dont care about stuff like stat output.You asked how good the Haru power card is for a parent deck and the answer is it's ass because only skills matter. There is no benefit to a card in a parent deck that does not give you any. If you want to use it anyway I cant stop you.
>>587715695Yeah. True. But a MALE horse is needed to impregnate the mare. But male umas don't exist in the umaverse.
>>587716191It's THE biggest company in it's field, in a time when investors are losing money left and right with little to no returns, with a new CEO with 0 guts and experience that even the previous CEO didn't trustIf NVidia dies, I'm content with it for being one of the biggest responsibles why I can't buy a cpu that will allow me to make cute umamusume 3d animations
>>587716370Mambwo...
GIVE ME MY DAMN SHOES YOU FREAKSI WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE AND NOT LOOK AT THE CLUB
Why do I not have the Influencer title?>Influencer: Have your Star Umamusume borrowed 100 times by other trainers in Career
>>587716417it is magic
>>587716473the pvp was brutal today....
>>587716421Yeah, it being the BIGGEST company means it's not going to just die when it's a sex scandalI just find it odd that it was tied into national security since it was a Chinese spy and congress is famous for shorting nvidia for quick cash. Nevertheless this isn't killing nvidia as much as I'd like it to
>>587716501no, what they borrow is your ace for practice races not the one for parenting
>>587716370mambwo...
>>587716561I think PvP fags should end themselves and make place for the rightful king of yonder years, PvE.
>>587716676The silliest girls have the biggest breasts
>>587716529Alright then. I guess everyone thought I was lying when I said I wasn't baiting. Guess there'll be no honest answers for me tonight.
Inari sure is cute
>>587716616it says "in Career", and when you choose a guest parent it says "borrow"
>>587716789Ask in /umajp/
>>587716404>The entire point of a parent deck is to equip 6 cards that give you hints for skills you want to pass down. yes, and I argue that if I'm trying to chain-inherit a specific couple of skills that can't be passed down from a normal card (and as such, only care about the parent learning those two specific skills) then I don't particularly care about getting those other white skills--since again, the prerequisite is that I achieve those two rarer skills in the first placeI'm not racing for an excuse to use the Urara card lol (the one I have isn't even 1LB yet) but I don't think her use case is as rigid as youre implying
Curren may be a whore but she's MY whore
So gorgeous...
>>587717237
Ramonu will be dogshit in clanking because clankers can't buy skills therefor Ramonu won't get that fat 20TE
>>587715508We get it, you're trans.
>>587717225it's not nice to hide balloons under your top curry
>>587712925It's a tranny headcanon, as you can see xim turning off replies.
>>587717613I see. As expected then.Even so I got to wonder...how the FUCK does a person even come up with that shit? I know those "people" are mental, like all deviants, but still. Does that guy imagine umas are reptiles or birds? Some species can self-replicate but it's not a good thing, hurst the genetic diversity.
Cute
>>587717891I have no idea how can you take someone who says "incel" seriously while consuming anime/manga, but retarded tranny tourists always find a way to embarrass themselves.
>>587717413true
>>587713736>Don't Overdo It event in late Jan>Rizzler event saves my moodyup, goated event
>>587717352
>>587717891Also, they procreate with human men. Only female offsprings end up umas, males end up being humanhttps://umadacchidensetsu.com/the-basics-uma-musume-pretty-derby/
>>587717942>that t-shirtCan't believe they added a far-left uma to the game...she literally has ANTIFA on her t-shirt...What the fuck, Japan???
>>587718216Ok then. I see. But then how did the FIRST ever uma came to be? I hope it wasn't because a caveman fucked a wild mare...but it would not shock me.
I'm getting real sick and tired of Taiki mood downing 3 times each run
>>587718385Based. Breed your uma trainee even if it is unprofessional to do so.
Just had an autorun with 20 races and 0 greens. Freaky.
>>587718615It's literally part of your role as a breeding stock (read: trainer)
ayabutt
>>587712925>>587717613>>587717891>>587718050>>587718216the amount of dishonesty is outstanding.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0Co4m4O51EI>the ancient uma had no interaction with humans, which heavily implies that they could reproduce through uma x uma pairings
>>587716473>>587716561
>>587718903I ain't listening to that fag
>>587718903these horse bitches literally get their names from "another world", which is ours, through magicI really don't think they were doing dyke shit to reproduce, my negroid yuricuck. I think umas just sprouted up from the ground on occasion. Fantasy race after all, some tend to do that.
>>587718903>so many lore implicationsNobody cares about the """""lore"""""" no matter how much you keep repeating yourself, people play this shit because of creampying uma and horse racing. No wonder most fan content doesn't even bother with whatever is happening in the game.
If seven I'll roll for V.Ines
>>587719323>>587718142>>587717352>>587717237Get out.
>>587719934>4now you have to roll for v.ryan
>>587719934>4heh, it's time for Vryan
>>587719939who keeps genning these
>>587702102Would (You) still love umas if they were the full height of the horse they represent and not just the hip height?
>>587718903>youtube link>no embeddedI ain't gonna open that shit
I don't really do anything other than just reset fan run every hour
>>587718903It'd also make sense for them to be like the Gerudo where they're a female-only society but they sneak out to rape human men.
>>587720120ohhhh nyooo not the giant girl haha that would be shooo bad haha
>>587720120>would you still love them if they were better?
>>587720131Imaging getting abducted and tied up by amazonian umas...especially if back then they were fully horse-sized...
>>587720130non-mambwo....
>>587720120Anon horses are about as tall as humans
>>587719615>>587719658>>587719926>>587720125They obviously got pregnant through yuri magic. Cygames is known for pandering excessively to yuri fans. The posters above are just trying to protect their fragile manbaby fee-fees.
>>587720446You are a tranny.
>>587720371Some of them, yeah. But plenty are significantly taller. Again, talking about height measured from the hoof to the top of the head here. >>587720210>>587720313based fellow big girl enjoyers
/uma/ niggas really wake up and say "today I'm gonna reply to the same tranny posting the same baits every day"
Why are yurifags so mentally ill?
>>587720446>t.
i see big girl
>>587720446dude...the bait is not even goodalso YWNBAW
>>587717194If youre only aiming for specific skills then no card you slot in your deck will matter, because none of them will increase the odds if you inheriting them. The benefit of putting in a card with an actual hint pool is the chance of getting other white sparks in addition to stuff like the racing spirits. If you do not care about any other white sparks then none of the cards in your deck matter either and you can usr whatever makes you happy
please save my club
sometimes don't have my bait radar runningand it's more fun that way
uma rapes human menit's really that simple
>>587719939you first sloptranny thats avoiding filters and bans
>>587720553They are slightly taller than manlet Japs they are not big. Unless you're calculating their height standing upright on their hind legs but that's retarded
>>587720703plenty of umas are big...horizontallyvertically not so much, sadly
>>587720736mambwo...
>>587720917>Unless you're calculating their height standing upright on their hind legs but that's retardedI ain't doing that. But I swear that all the horses I came across during my life were noble beasts towering over even the above average man. I live on the European continent. Maybe we just got big equines here?
>>587720120Yes? Why is that even a question?
I can't believe I'm thinking of jerking off to Suzuka right now
>>587721147she looks like she has two pairs of breasts from the thumbnail bro delete this
>>587721201that might be too tall
>>587720917From the hooves to the head it should be something like 2m, which is pretty tall.
>>587720530>>587720621>>587720631>>587720648>>587720714>The tourists don't know that the original uma promo was ogurixrudolf yuri>it has and will always be yuri-focused ip
>>587721243
I genuinely give up, I can't get this woman to 1500 speed even, hell not even the stamina will be enough, 0% speed growth in GL is hell, I can only look forward to better scenarios
>>587721193It depends by the breed of course, but japanese racehorse can reach something like 7ft, just did some research
>>587721201>creek is about half a head taller with heels>UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH FUCKING DOUBLE DOBBY MOMMY GOO GOO GAGA I'M A LITTLE BOY
>>587721486post deck
>>587721201Have to say tho, umas that big would require some special diet plans. Mostly in the form of just more food. That and special made things for them like furniture and clothes and cars and houses. They'd be expensive as fuck to upkeep but it's all worth it for mini gts umas, in my opinion.
>>587721486pasa speed sr + kita + any ssr speed should hit 1600 on a run that isnt glue, what deck are you rockin?
>>587721201I am kinda bummed that they turned Creek into a lesbian. Is there any other uma that is just like Creek but straight?
>>587721394yeah and that shit almost killed the IP lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>587721394You are a tranny from SEA.
>>587721712You will never be a woman.
>>587721595Pretty sure their diet isn't proportioned to their stature, but rather than having inhuman strenght and stamina. So if they're this big, the diet should be the same, because it's still based on an horse metabolism.
>>587721569>>587721693I have a good deck:kita and tach SSR both mlb, then El SR for speedLH lb3mr Cb SSR lb2 and tosho SSR mlb for witI'm most likely skill issuing and I am tired of this scenario (still better than mant), the more I play the worse I get, I'm on my 6th inari run and best I have got is 1490 speed, the last year sucks with 4 turns of the last 2 weeks being racing and resting
>>587719934Just pull her with a single 50 paid carats pull gwo
The 2026 Japan Cup landscape
>>587721859it can be an unlucky streak and or burnout. the only ace i bothered to make for the dirtslop also has 0% sneed growth and that shit took like 10~ish runs to get something copable
>>587721486Are you supposed to hit 1500? I just barely hit 1400 sometimes and get distance S and not worry about it
>>587721859Are you aiming for the 45% friendship bonus in the 4th concert?
>>587721859could just be luck.take a break from making aces and clank out some parents.i've also had a week long period of having nothing but absolutely dogshit ace runs before
>>587721730>>587721759I am a straight man who hates yuri more than anyone else though
>>587722161at worst I get 40%, but I average 45% yes, sadly inari one has around 4 dead turns in this phase not counting resting
>>587721859>El SR for speedUse Welfare Shakur speed
>>587722256liar
>>587721712There is literally nothing wrong with pairing her and genderbent Yutaka. Hell, everyone jokes about real life stallion Creek and him were husband and wife.
>>587722376less card events means more chance to finish cards I care about though
Vmama status?
>>587722256You're a falseflagging spamming troon.
>>587722035CalandaGOD got this.
>>587722508That's true, but welfare shakur isn't that useless desu. Good hints and end closer straightaway on 2nd chain. I just had more consistent 1500 with her rather than 2SSR+Sweepy
>>587721712Get a job tranny.I can't believe you waste hours every day spamming this shit no one cares about. Dilate yourself to death already.
>>587722531i'd rather have that faggot here than the y*rischizo
My dick has been hard and leaking precum in my underwear for the past hour.
>>587722641Now that you put it that way, I guess I will use her for non spurt ends (I want to try ulala)
>>587722710pics for proof?
>>587722710very useful information
>>587722531broke up 2 months ago it's Umambocch now
>>587722769they came back to each other recently again
I am a mentally ill yurifag but I want to change my ways. Give me an Uma wife that will change my behavior.
One day all of us will have our final spurt and we probably wouldn't even know that it's the last one
>>587722797cope till Umama goes back to Uma&Co
>>587722710Leak? call a plumber, that sounds bad.
>>587722732>I want to try UlalaYeppers my runs were with Ulala got lucky with spurt too
why the you trying to get /umajp/ involved in this nonsense
>>587722997It's some lost SEA or Indian boy shitposting thinking they can get exchange (You)s for money like on twitter, ignore them.
gwo who tf cares what bait gets posted on other boards
>>587722997why are you talking about /umajp/ here
>>587722997why do you still breathe? you should try not doing that for at least 3 minutes
>>587722997They're also in /v/ma, and that's on another board.
>>587722997>No, this is genuinely not bait
>>587723121No, nigger. I am white, I assure you. I am not shitposting either. I am just asking questions. No need to project on me.
7 and all low quality posters are banished
7 and the madness continues
>>587723229I am not there. Don't even know what that is. >>587723282It's really not. I am aware that lying on the internet is easy. But I am not lying. However I can't blame ya too much if you just don't believe me.
>>587723514>4We are killing fuku
shiraoki-sama....tasukete...
>>587723467>7JP is kill confirmed
>>587723467zased... so friggen zased..
>>587723467>67
7 and all number posts will cease to exist from now on4 and the posters actually dies, yes me too0 nothing will never happen1 and helios will sit on my face
>>587723582NO
>>587718903It doesn't imply uma x uma pairings at all lol. Nothing in the setting implies umas can impregnate each other. They intentionally do not mention how umas were born before this, letting you fill in the blank.
sexy chud
>>587723734>4 and the posters actually dies, yes me tooroll
i need to stop trying to help people on uma reddit, they just downvote you and have meltdowns if you ever go against what the majority is parroting from sloptubers
>>587723740weirdly erotic image
what's Fuku's appeal
>bait is still getting bites an hour laterwhy don't you fags every mass reply to my retarded takes
Are anons being cute today?
>front 3* and a bunch of whites>reroll>front 1* and way fewer whites
>>587723865fuku is stealthily an erotic uma>>587723924mental illness but the funny kind instead of killing you in your sleep kind
yuri is only a problem because you niggers chimp out at the slightest mention, just filter the word or hide the post
I pulled Brian (Ravenous Wolf) on my usual 1 ten-pull when her banner was up, and holy shit. She's literally a Beast. All my metrics have shot up. She singlehandedly revitalized my account. Thank you, Brianchan.
>>587723924idk i dont wanna fug her but i think shes very sweet and charming and also hilarious. her voice actress also does an SO good with her, she has more heart in her lines than most umas.
>>587723924she's funny
>>587724070what if you pronounced the word breast like you do the word beast
>even with over 1.2k wit I keep getting late starts>literally the only time Rickey losesI'm taking concentration always from now on and ignoring any advice here
>>587723924Fukutits are a blessing everyone should know about.She has everthing hidden under her oversized shirt.Same sizes of Fuji btw
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>587723775they can't tell you the truth which is that umas are hardwired to rape male ningen. otherwise you would stop trusting your trainee
>>587724248>late startWit doesn't affect that
>>587723924Orenji, funny, very endearing, love her voice, 4u too, great character song as well
>>587724248>and ignoring any advice herethis place always said that Focus alone was not worth it tho
>>587724287>7s of truthfuku's next alt should show her goods more
Hello friends!!
This is an orange thread btw
>>587724596
>>587724596sup brosky
Post morrrre images
>>587724873
>>587724596Hello fren!
>>587724950Doto is so cute...
>>587724596hi babydachi!
>my trainer wastes hours sitting in a dead thread
>>587724873hey!!
>>587723946fuck off danchud
>>587725074I'm having breakfast while posting
>>587725074I can do whatever I WANT in my spare time!
>>587725023tamalove SEX
>>587725074I've been feeling really unmotivated lately
I got the OoT remake, it's pretty good.
>>587724914need machan to sit on my face so i will never forget her scent
everyone is saying to MLB Ramonu, what's her longevity like? I don't want to MLB just for 1 scenario or something
it's nice that the thread is calming down again
>>587725072>>587725059>>587724686>>587724672
>>587725456she's the only wit generalist card you will be pulling for until specialized ones
>>587725314longevity is just retarded propaganda, or just for niche cards like the NTR and Fuku, but those everybody with average IQ knew to never pull.Ramonu is like Fine Motion, you need her because is overall a good card.
This general reeks of semen today
>>587725314how long she is the best wit card for depends on the style of uma you are training. she has free pulls and will be the 2nd best option(after the style wits) for a long time so overall she is really good value.
what if I fucked teio and filled her full of semen huh you fucking bitch
>>587725456her replacement as a wit human rights card is Rudolf wit, that is coming on March 2028
>>5877253141 scenario for front players, about 1.5 for pace and late players, 2+ scenario for ends. but you're gonna behind in cm.
My bad I have been gooning for hours because Microsoft is dead and I can't do my job today so I have been idle all morning
>>587725303UKBROS DON'T LOOK
ji~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05fbwE5RMSs
thread so dead two different anons replied to the wrong post and no one noticed
Is Chiyono O for (you)?
>>587725973I do that all the time
>>587722035Luis "El Magico" Torres54 years old, over 4200 winsWill be Teao's jockey
>>587726041>is one of the DOG UMA for (you)?
>>587725973but I noticed, I just didn't say anything
>>587725294*cums on you*
>>587726041her career has been out for a while and it's 0% romantic
image slots?
>>587726109...That's a no...?
>>587725314her longevity is 1-1.5 scenarios for your main style aces (potentially longer, apparently 2 wit decks so you can run ramonu for mile/medium are a thing if you have enough speed growth) and basically until ebayan wit for your off-main styles for TT or supports/debuffers
>>587726041>>587726109>is ardan's carpet muncher for (you)?
>>587725604I'm gonna make your favorite uma reek of MY semen, bitch.
>>587726241>until ebayan witRudolf*
>>587726041
Chiyono hasn't tasted my Hyper Weapon yet gahahahaha
>>587726340You are a tranny
>>587726420rudolf is mega gaslight
>>587725949I don't remember anything else about this vn other than it being mid af
>>587726442how would rance fare as a trainer in umamusume world?
I love the irony of someone posting their wife so much since they want other people to love them as much as they do but it does the inverse of making everyone hate them instead
>>587726423>>587726554Ardan x Chiyo is so deep emotional tragic yuri
>>587726679this never happened
Why are trannies like this?
>>587726679Why would you want others to like your wife if you aren't a cuckold?
>>587726679..... i'm not gonna post her anymore....
Is anyone still playing a disgusting pig? I don't see buhis being shamed anymore nowadays
>>587726804Because we're talking about digital anime women here
>>587725949For me it's https://youtu.be/W9LFO9Sqv1M
>>587726682Deep dicking both these umas to make them straight with my 18cm long BWC.
>>587726818teio obuhi poster burned out, I think
>>587726768Step aside. Here comes Ardan's one true love.
>>587726479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBMD7J3XpEwback when shaft was actually good
>>587726962>>587726962>>587726962new bread
>>587726682Really funny that this was the final nail in the coffin that astroturfed cygames to pander to Umaxtrainer more and bury Ardan to the point of her being irrelevant
>>587726976Holy trannybot
See you next thread when the rate-up’s the same
>>587726679that only works for shitty umas, plenty of successful propaganda. even teio is still loved despite her posters repvtation hitting an all time low
>>587726976Delusional.
