Previous: >>587702102New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
whore threadslut threadpublic cumdump thrwadtown bicycle threadloose onahole thread
Any day now my umayome will finally tell me that she loves me instead of her yuri rival cygames ships her with... I won't have to be alone anymore.. Any day now..
>whore thread>slut thread>public cumdump thrwad>town bicycle thread>loose onahole thread
>>587726962lap pillow thread based
uma... thighs...
>>587727163You will never be a woman.
Kitasan blacked by a handsome manwhore and now she won't comeback to the racetrack...
I'm not your danchud.
>>587726962She doesn't have all that
Much love to the Currenposters still clinging to this thread even though there is NOTHING to do for a whole month and the only people constantly here are the spamming schizos while the rest of regular anons are playing something else.
Which umamusume is gonna rape you in the morning?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>587727307Umama did this to V
>>587727678why do I keep getting hideous umas
>>587727106Falco...
>>587727678chuds can't rape
>>587727678>believethey're just making up umas
kmyb Kingu's doujinshi was so good
>>587727678ugh.. shit luck
>>587727678https://umamusu.wiki/Marche_LorraineI won
>he unironically thinks that those girls who are mostly late teens, with all the hormones generated from the intense training too, in a women-only field, will not have any desire to rape the first man they meet, not mentioning those who take care of themYou guys are skipping biology
>>587727678Curren thread… I should have known…
>>587726962>game about horse girls running and then dancingwhere the fuck is the feet and sweat pandering, where, I would be fine with armpits too, my penis says
attention! autis/uma/ and brick are racing down to A tierbets on who reaches it first?
>>587727678https://umamusu.wiki/Curren_Chanthe whore of tracen
>>587728137Mambo
>>587727678>gentildonnai won't survive
>>587728113You are a virgin shut up.
>>587728126feet not so much but it has a lot of armpits fanarts, just search Kitasan Black on twitter and see for yourself
>>587728137neither, or rather, neither are gonna end A rank anytime soon.
>>587728126don't look...
>>587728137nothing ever happens
>>587728247>flexible>armpits>sweat>solesmy penis is happy, thank you anon>>587728237>feet not so muchbut why
>>587728126literally a 1* uma you start with in-game
>>587728137Autis/uma/ have an autistic mentally ill no life Danchou that can infinitely farm fansBricked is filled with unemployed Sea monkeys that can't afford to miss out on A+ giibsIt's a tough one
>>587728113they cannot rape the willing anon
>>587728418qrd on /uma/ club?
:o
>>587727678AAAAIIIIEEEEE
>17 more days of clanking
>>587728113Why do you think the age requirement to watch tracen races is 12yo(accompanied), because otherwise little boys would've been preyed on
>>587728236
>>587728247
>>587727678again?!
>>587727678>in the morningI'm finishing slaving at work, this one I don't know about will rape my corpse
>>58772851350 minute timer fan runs 24/7
Big
>>587728372My Bakushin is for deceitful and crooked, twisted love, pits are a bonus, but not the focusI would gladly lust over her pits and feet thoughbeit
>>587728618>Buena
>>587728831cute
>>587728137Autis/uma/ had 1 or 2 members crashing out ITT about how farming fans is unrewarded and a chore, at least 1 of them straight up said they were quitting this month. Their danchou will save them from derank thoughbeit.
>>587728126
>>587728881Trainer wouldn't say that
>>587728971Tyler doesn't get enough hate tbqh
>>587728971>farming fans is unrewarded and a choreTRVTHNVKE
>>587728971Link the comments drama scribe
>>587727678I've got her before, maybe it's a sign.
stop posting this whore
>open up Umamusume on your phone>spent 30 seconds to do an auto run>go play vidya, jerk off, eat paint like you usually do>you don't need to time 50 mins exactly, just come check phone in 1-2 hour and repeat>you get some fans in and also get a chance for a parentWhy is this so difficult for some of you? If this was top 100 sure, this can be ass, but top 500 should be easy for anyone who spends time in 4chan.
I've converted 22 TP pots into 1400 carats.
>>587729052literally if his favorite uma was any other one in the game nobody would pay him any mind. Ryanlove is the cross he is being nailed to
>>587729462I'm in a top 100 club
>>587727678
>>587727678>https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Charactershttps://umamusu.wiki/VivlosExcellent.
>>587729542And it's a cross he chose to bear
>>587727678Literally who
>>587728418>>587729052imagine hating on the best danchou you could ever have.
>>587729739have you seen her appetite
>>587729760Vodka'a biggest fan
>>587729854>Vodkass' only fanFtfy
>>587729764my danchou isn't mentally disabled
More like danCHODEheh
>>587727678JACKPOT
>>587729764If I wanted a fan slave I could keep a fan farming bot in my club. A Danchou is more than just the fans he farms
waheyhi
>>587716037>whythe twitteroid tried to use an airport instead of going to the uk on an inflatable boat>>587728294wefucked
>>587729764The best danchous here don't have a massive fucking ego
Am I the only one watching Toaru Anbu no Item?
>>587730037Wahi
>>587729760My daughterwife
Stands the center is zero where
I was about to be mean while responding to one anon, but I choose not to, instead I will give myself a treat, an stuffed crust cheesy garlic pizza with orange juice.
>>587730263okay but why punish yourself with the orange juice for almost being mean
Slandering your danchou should be a bannable offense unless you put your game account name in that post
>>587730263It's probably because I'm right and you know you're wrong
>>587730037Good late morning unc
>>587730089I was looking forward to it but also kind of forgot when it was supposed to release>episode 6bruh moment
>>587729739Makween can and will have mejiro-estate-shattering sex until either she or her trainer died. Don't underestimate her.
>>587730348it's 7pm...........>>587730132waHI
>>587730263anons sure love pizza here
>>587730089I'm fapping to the underage hag does that count?
>>587727678https://umamusu.wiki/Rice_ShowerUhmmm...guys? I don't know how to feel about this? Like...I am ok with it but I still feel strange.
>>587730465like a true burger i force my time based greetings on others
how much longer till Dirt CM
>>587730576Raisu is a freak in the sheets. You are fucked.
Can I have some Tosen Jords?
Are these supposed to be completely wiped or is this shit bugged and I've been ROBBED of my the memories of the previous uma walk?
>>587729739Monster = Beast Mode?
>>587729760anytime I get an uma I don't know on these things I feel entitled to reroll
>>587730318I like orange juice.>>587730347Mayhaps.
>>587730691>You are fucked.Yeah. Literally.
jp uma
>>587730867
Machan squeezing my face with her soft thighs
>>587730783nyes
>>587730783yeahI can assure you this change was very much required and in no way was the localizers making themselves look busy as to justify their paycheck
>>587730263did you dip it in the juice
>>587730583sasuga ameribro...
>>587730737you're supposed to save them as screenshots
>>587730719i need to go through and properly touch up my morbillion screenshots from her story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5KjN1H5O4Surely this song brings happy memories right?
I think Jordan is ugly.
>>587731456the french warhammer song brings happy memories
Why is she like this?
>>587731707sssssssssex with the hag and helios
Yuki is such a cutie patootie, bros.
>>587731707Azuma...
Can I have just two kissies?
>>587731873There are too many good umas and not enough carats...
>>587732009there are.... alternatives
Does Oguri even know what sex is?
https://x.com/Chris_Flandre/status/2120834007843910043
>>587727678I'll take it.
>>587731060>>587731129>BEAST MODO DESUWA!
>>587732470Vmama
>>587731137No, just ranch
>>587732456
>>587732009you can only use 3 at a time in a CM. dont make any pull plans without post nut clarity>t. recovering umaroller
rice shower more like LICE shower kek
Whore
>>587732461She's like Goku: after her career she marries Jo without realizing what marriage is. 5 years later they have 3 kids and she still hasn't kissed him.
>>587732648
>>587732770
>>587729764They were not talking about Tamalove?
>>587732908
I'm converting to full oink squeal buhi and buying every single selector available in the future. It looks like I can pull cards for two strategies in the pull plan if I do it that way
>>587732906>after her career she marries Jo
>>587733053or you could play casually and use that money on like another hobby
Good evening
>>587733053can you really though? unless one of the two is End which is like 2 cards total
>>587733225gweetings
>>587733054
>>587733053>full oink squeal buhi>selectorscareful, wouldn't want you to go all out by spending $42 every 4 months that's half of what an european little boy gets as allowance
>>587733053or you could buy a lifesize gentildonna stand to cum on for 500$
>>587733182Which hobby? My backcountry camping hobby in which I'm a minimalist and already have all the gear I need, or my running hobby, in which I already have $300 shoes for?
youtube keeps shilling uma samba to me on every video I watch no matter what......
>>587733338em actually it's 180$
>>587733624is this real
>>587733624>aislop
>>587729739Yutaka didn't get them so she had to get them herself
>>587732456it's the best way to live
影をも恐れぬ怪物
>>587733901pig-water-funny.gif....
these two have been missing all day something is off
>>587734167disgusting
>>587734167ugly ass umas
Sweepy is cute when she is not a Fucking BRAT
Licking Fuku's armpits for good luck.
>>587734474true sweepyfags enjoy the sour and the sweetlike that one candy comercial
>>587733492that's why you should always open link and listen to such things in incognito mode
>>587734583but my youtube premium....
>>587734716what the fuck is the point of premium if you have an adblock
>>587734716
>>587734873>RyanFuck off
>>587734873
>>587734873>Ryan so ugly they made her turn away
>>587734167What the fuck is this crackship, genuinely
>>587734873>Ryan Fuck on
>>587734167You are a tranny.
>>587734873>RyanFuck in
>>587735271
>>587735271incest
>2 days left of half tpi'll be done with my fan output soon danchud
Getting brown in here...
>>587735629umagrok is this real
>>587735271gold clan fans are literally all trans or fujos
sex with Mejiro DoberDober with Mejiro sexDober sex with Mejiro
>>587735629>when maruzensky says she's 17
>>587735496A troon drew this.
>>587735819Mejiro with Sex Dober?
>>587735819Good post.
>>587736129
I dislike Mejiro Dober.
heyy
Imagine a foid saying this to you then raping you
Sucking Mejiro Dober's boobies
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik
I like Neicha and her boots. She's more than nust debuffs.
>>587736521Fuck off retard
zamn ts is low key unalive ong
>>587735561t. Uktard
>>587737186ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
Wow shut down for maintenance. Another 1 million fans for danchovy
>>587736757
>587736847You are indian
last two digits is how many victory club images i need to post for my ace runs to do well todaywith the pace we're going, i'm guessing i can take a 4-hour nap and still meet the quota
>>587737724kys V
>587737724Ok niggers, post how do you look as a TRAINER then post your TRAINEEright nowso I can piss off this nigger
>>587737730>30ez
>>587735684No, you can tell it's fake by the numbers on the pocket watch. While it is blurry and hard to definitively say what the numbers are, you can tell by the width of the numbers that they are incorrect. The positions where II and VII should be appear to be the thinnest numbers, suggesting they are incorrectly marked I.
why do people here not directly reply to the post they're talking to
post something cute
>>587738053to quote social tards: microaggressions, being dishonest/ironic and hyper passive agressivenesspeople refuse to directly argue or talk to people, as they're too retarded and insecure for it, so they react like little children.
Who are the umamusumes that BELONG to people that are 32~33 years old?
>>587738215I really need to stop coming here, this is the only board I see this behavior in
>>587738053Lack of a father figure in their life.
>other people say hi>people are saying hi back and being friendly>V says hi>he gets told to fuck off
>>587738408>hedon't defend yourself in third person faggot
>>587738053low test unironically
>>587738475shut up V
chuddie
You really should stop breathing at this point
>>587738591V? yeah I agree
>>587738370don't go to any mmos or gacha threads then as they're filled with this subhuman seanig behaviour
>>587738370Used to be a /v/ regular forever ago, back when it was """ok""", and even back then I heard nothing but "/vg/ is full of unironic schizos and the worst of the worst, it's a containment board for a reason". Obviously they were right then, and they would be today. It's a melting pot of retardation and weirdos.
V does not deserve kinda niceness unless he posts naked dogeza
>>587738638This is why generals were banned and killed on sight long ago. Trannies flock to generals for social acceptance via attentionwhoring and ritual posting. You see the same shit in dicksword and twitch chats and the like where there's a small clique that never talks about the game and enjoys being told off for being off topic. Best thing to do is ignore and hide.
>>587738638Yeah, it's nice when the few normal here come to talk about the actual game but it's pretty few and far between. I guess I just feel bound here since if I recall correctly it wasn't that bad here a year ago
>>587737965nearly dozed off. posting a chitose after this, then I'll continue my gamble in 5 hours
How many more days until brown
>>587737490
He deserves everything
>>587738864>This is why generals were banned and killed on sight long agoding ding ding 100 points for mr anon over here.Doesn't even matter what buzzword you wanna throw at it, trannies, retards, schizo, whatever, it's all the same weirdos that can't behave like normal human beings, which this place thrives on.Remember that /vg/ has BY FAR the largest turnover of moderator staff, which would be funny if it wasn't so fucked. /v/ has a LARGE staff, but they don't have such an insane turnover due to the stress and bullshit they have to deal with.>>587738924>but it's pretty few and far betweenJust like /a/, /v/, or whatever other big mainstream board you wanna talk about, it's all the same story these days.
>>587739030
>>587738924It was this bad in 2015 lol, even worse depending on the thread. You can ignore 2-4 retards here and the thread is bearable. Just not highly active since THERE IS NOTHING TO DO in the game, do something else anon.
>>587738916You got something you wanna say?
>>587739165It's funny when you can pinpoint the day a janny quits their job because the quality plummets
>>587738924>if I recall correctlyYou do. The percentage of people in /uma/ who are mentally semi-competent has sagged past a critical threshold just within the past few weeks, leaving the community's never-changing core of worthless void-people largely in charge.
>>587739224actually, one more for all four of them
curren(t) jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik
>>587739147kys
>>587739507Tell me about Fegter. Why does he like to watch?
you deserve nothing
>>587739234>nothing to doI'm poking Dober on my homescreen.
毎日サンバ
>>587740243もっと早くサンバ
>>587740101ugh.
>>587740243>>587740414ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばか
rape rape rape
>>587740771I think like this
>>587739761I rarely watch (although it's occasionally interesting to do so when I've made a weird new puzzle layout and I don't know how it will strike people). It's just easiest to keep up with puzzles by leaving the tab open. And also, I have the idea that it might sometimes prevent the site from considering a puzzle to be dead and automatically deleting it, but that might not be how that works.
mold...
my wife
I don't see any of you fags at Tsujita right now
>>587741103stop drawing pussies in the armpits
>>587741197I don't know what that is
>>587741197i don't go outside
>>587741197I'm gonna go at like 2pm.
CYGAMESGIVE MATIKANETANNHAUSER A WEDDING OUTFIT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Totally checked out for this cm. Couple runs for each ace and just sending them. Half tp unity for everything else.
This conversation is moving too quickly and is hard to keep up with. Maybe we should make a third Umamusume general, just for people who love to talk about Mejiro Dober? I like Dober, but with all these posts rushing by I just cannot keep track of all the important game tips that are being shared in this thread!
>start chewing gum>urge to eat goes awayIs the human brain and body truly this retarded?
holy curves
>>587741545She's a big girl afterall
>>587741487no shit. it only starts bitching once the stomach tells your huge brain that it's still empty
>>587741487*munch munch munch*what were you saying?
>>587741545>whole theme is she’s supposed to be massive compared to other umas>8 cm shorter than me
>yeah okay but what about ME and MY height?no one cares this game wasnt made for you shut up retard
>>587741103That's a...
>>587741725she's taller than me tho
the heavenly queens of /uma/Kita, Dober, Curren, and Fukuall other umas are inferior
>>587739761I (spechud) also set them up and leave them open on the second monitor for others to do while I do other stuff. I like seeing people work on them and doing them while Im waiting on stuff or bored
I just realized, how the fuck do you get Hopeless with Haru when she has Turf G Medium G and it's right at the end of Y1There's just no way you can win at D/D aptitudes and like 300speed
>>587741868You gotta believe
>Air Groove died after giving birth
>>587741850kita is not nearly posted as much as the other 3 retard
>>587741868make her run front
>>587741974yeah but she's my queen so I wanted her to be there
>>587740891I always assumed you were bathroomtilephile level of strange and you get off to the sound of jiggies clicking into place. I still think that.
>>587741850Ermmm ackshually those would be the queen whores of /uma/The real queens are>golshi>tachyon>suzuka>halo
>>587742030fuuggg... can't beat that
>>587742084>haloretard, it's KINGU
>>587741850Oguri gets posted a lot more than anybody there except for Curren
>>587742078not the clickhold....
My Rob Roys are getting at best 5th in my practice runs. I don't want to give up on her bros. I hope it's just because I slapped on 7 Paces and some of them have Speed Eaters. Slightly worried about my Acute as well.
>the sad fags are herebased ruin the mood of these retards
>>587742084she's called agnes bro stop larping
>>587741934>chopin will most likely never get added to the game so they'll only meet in death
>>587741868>There's just no way you can win at D/D aptitudes and like 300speedbuy inherits or broken skills
>>5877418507 and all umas get to feel like queens
>>587742084Get King away from those reddit sluts.
>>587742480>he thinks king isn't redditDoes he know?
>>587742241What's your Rob Roy's Dirt and Mile aptitude. Dirt B and Mile A is the minimum for mutations
>king reddit
>>587742579less reddit than your fave uma
>>587741850Size queens...
>>587741850>CurrenThis is a Falco general, retard
How are we doing acute bros(I can't get her pass1600 with 3 speed cards to save my life)
only reddit uma is Rice because she's le wholesome 100 daughterino who did nothing wrong
>only 20 posts in the last 50 minutescomfy
>>587742592One is B/S with bad skills and the other is A/B with perfect skills.
>>587742837>15 of those are trash postscomfy
>>587742802*fatco
>>587742891It would be better to have a dirt B than a mile B, and mile B is heavily at disadvantage that they're almost impossible to win unless you get really lucky
>>587742836Rice is daughterino only when you don't play her career.After playing her career you know she wants her big brother so bad.
>>587739147
My gorgeous german wife
>>587742269retard
Will they ever rerun older events or give you an option to complete story for them?
who is the cutest /uma/ poster?
>>587743248
>Vmama hours againthread is trash now
>>587743324My thread crush duh
>>587743248>Will they ever rerun older eventsNo>give you an option to complete story for them?Yes
best umapyoied moments?
>>587743202Fracht man sich wie der sex mit ihr wär
I can't tell if they actually got back or is the fatso skinwalking as Umama to his own posts
>>587743324you
I'm not fat
>>587743067Yes the one with the Mile S is the one placing higher. I just need at least 4 pink sparks, 3 skills + Flower unique off inspiration, 7 from card hints, and 2 events to finish in one run. Preferably also lose Nippon Dirby and Kikuka Sho to keep my unique level down.
>>587743248they gave you an item to play old archived events but can't get the unique title or any other rewards other than the like the 200 carrats for skipping through the story and the support
>>587743570I am.
I don't like mastah being changed
>needed to have his gallbladder removed>I'm not fat
>>587743785how fat are your thighs? can you give thighjobs?
>>587743882Can you be a fag somewhere else?
>1x2
>>587743785post your fat ass and thighs.
>>587743849Saber!You look more autistic and... Bustier... I like that
>>587743954please please please give me a thighjob just one i'll explode all over them just for you
>>587743513thanks bue
why are TEIOFAGS like this
>>587743954>replying
>>587743849What about Frightening Monsters?
>>587744024
>>587744368>grievous>causes you to grieveYou did it again, Kojima...
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>587744480I will fucking kill you for being funnier than me
>>587744530How did you know?!
>>587744616No, I'm afraid your joke missed it's mark.
>>587744683Think of me as the B1 droid in the background of this image, the one looking straight into the camera, straight into your soul.
>>587744024This Seiba is an upgrade>>587744349What is this referring to?
>>587744530plap plap plap
you guys are not funny
>>587744616I never thought Prez would advocate for Pun violence...
bobo my beloved
>>587745217Always has
>>587745278>"genders not a binary!">binary is read in 0s and 1s>one gender is a hole (0)>one is a stick with a little head (1)>everything inbetween is imaginaryWHAT DID MATHEMATICIANS MEAN BY THIS?
who of you faggots is this >>>/a/292235008
cm22 status?
>>587745648me too, helios, me too. I love you both a whole lot as well
>>587745604it was me
>>587744616It isn't even him being funny bwo those puns are all intented Vader -> InvaderSideous-> Insidious Maul -> Mauled
>>587745604>sampledo /a/ posters really
>>587745963>Maul -> MauledThe faggot was sliced in half, then revived by a hack fraud mega faggot up his own ass. There wasn't a single bit of mauling involved and you're just making shit up.
This twisted game needs to be reset.
>>587746065>ignores the other 2 examplesAnyway he was basically a violent animal. Maul is a good name for him. His brother is also called Savage Opress. The puns are obviously intended
Can you get 200 stars from unity or is it capped at 100
fuck uma
>>587746430>ignores the other 2 examplesI'm so sorry for not going "Yes, you're right with those two. The last one tho? Complete nonsense, and here is why:">His brother I don't care what that fan fiction writing faggot made up, and how much he wants to slay underage alien pussy before writing her into yet another garbage TV show.>The puns are obviously intendedI never said they aren't, just that your maul example is stupid.
why is the umanko dancho gay
roll for ines fujin
>>587745963Pretty sure the Vader is for father since he just lost his child when being named
>>587746614read. does it say 2x reward or not?
my danchou is a bottom....
grievous isn't even a real sith he's just a larper
>>587746865me behind her
>>587746937I think it's intended to be bothInsidious and Invader makes sense to me though>>587746748Neigha when basically every other meme Sith villian has a funny pun name I don't know what makes you think Maul doesn't.
>>587747149does not explain how it works if you get stars from other scenarios first retard
>>587739061like 35 days?
https://x.com/imo_yaco/status/2121304577534542190
>>587747168And he's still more memorable than most other siths like Darth Cuckgay or Cunt Dookie
>>587745669getting S mile and lightning surge on end oguri seems like too much of a hassle to minmax for when she needs so many end stars and a dirt. this will have to do
>>587747168Dude isn't even a larper, he is a cyborg that was found and trained to be a jedi killing machine, that's all.Anything after that is (kinda) third party story additions to fill the blanks. By which I mean comics, not the Tartakovsky cartoon.>>587747567Their puns are VERY funny okay? That Plus Cunt Dookie was played by a legend!>>587747262>I don't know what makes you think Maul doesn't.Because it has no relation to anything.
>>587747615>corner cunnyseur
>>587747759I was out of skills to buy
>>587734873>there's No Reasonhehehehehe
>>587747716>every Sith has le funny meme name but Maul doesn't for some retarded reason
>>587748491youre one daft motherfucker
>>587738054
>>587748639Yes, Darth Maul's name has a direct descriptive meaning and wordplay, just like other Sith and Star Wars villains.• The Meaning: The name "Maul" comes from the verb to maul, which means to beat, mangle, or savage someone—fitting his aggressive combat style as an enforcer.• The Roots: It also plays on the Latin root mal (meaning "evil") and shares a name with a maul (a heavy, brutal hammer or mallet).
>>587748639shut up retard, I don't know why you're so autistic about Maul specifically but I don't care
BourbonAI, post a picture of Rice in a risky outfit
Your Uma wife is next.
>>587749019Is this guy considered brown
>>587749019>had an affair with 2 employees and a spy>suddenly the narrative is that he's a bullLmao pathetic shills>>587749060Yes
>>587748938error des...
>>587749060Asian but brown soul
Empire Strikes Back > Revenge of the Sith > Star Wars > Attack of the Clones > Return of the Jedi > Phantom Menace
>>587749184The heck is a brown soul
>>587749102>hur dur politicsbitch who cares he fucked two btiches and now israeli want the throne shut up with your /g/ shit no one cares
I've never managed to finish the Phantom Menace game for playstation/PC... twice
nice uma thread discussion retards
>>587749249you can be white skinned but have a brown or black/niggerish soul
>>587749249one that isn't winning
>>587749392No one asked.
>>587749249You ever see a wigger?
A surefire way to know if someone was born in the 2000's is>they actually and unironically like the sequel trilogy
I liked The Force Awakens
>>587749392I remember liking a lot the Episode 3 game for the Ps2 when I was young. Even though I have never watched a single Star Wars movie.
>>587749487If you can't get SOME sort of enjoyment over the retarded bullshit that is Episode 1, or the cringe /pol/ edge kino that is 3 then you have less soul than he average agnes poster.
I don't watch goyslop movies
>>587749601bwo... those are prequels....
>>587749692No one cares or asked about the disney trash taht shit isn't even real
>>587745648Impregnatios helios
>>587749487I like Rogue One.
I'll never forgive zoomers for unironically liking Final Fantasy XIII and defending it.
movies are dumb. 2D motions drawings like cartoons and anime are betterI'd rather watch a 3-episode Gintama shitpost arc over scorsese's the irishman
>>587749739The Dototard said Sequels tho but I'm pretty sure he's retarded and mixed them up
>>587749916well, a 3 episode shitpost arc form gintama doesn't last 3 hours so it's understandable
>>587749102He fucked more than what you could in you entire life
The last movie I watched was the Ryan Gosling one where I'm an astrounaut
>>587749860>We will never get to see the weird original cut, pre-reshoots, that was teased in trailer>We will only ever see the improved Gilroy versionRelease the OG cut, you cowardly faggots!>>587749941It's all stupid, and so am I.
>>587749903it was my first ff and ive since become a long time ff enjoyer since then. I liked it as my first but now cant stand it
>>587749739agree desu. the only expansions we ever needed was the EU, even if it means not getting stuff like >>587749860
I have been farting so much today my underwear turned brown
>>587749903Not like the conzoomer has any taste whatsoever, they're just drones ready to defend their favorite billion dollar companySo instead of feeling outraged I'm feeling amused because I know they're cattle and that game meant SE was REALLY desperate to not go bankrupt agaim
Open the game and post a picture of the uma speaking in the intro
I'm gonna eat some snacks let's see how much of it
Yeah it looks like there are fags who are bringing debuffs to open.
>>587750272same. I shit myself after drinking a shake
>>587750342
StayPhositive
>>587750272>>587750425I got a perfect solution for thatBuy brown boxers
>>587750253>The EU was a mix of some good, and a lot of garbo fan fiction, as are all expanded universe type things>Disney buys SW, and create nothing but "peak-mid" to "pure, actual fucking garbage">The only good things they made were PURE fucking coincidence, and written by a dude that has NOTHING to do with SW, but has the old school professionalism to treat a thing he works on with respectBillions of dollar, and Disney could only manage one singular decent movie, and a bloated (in budget) TV show. They should've just filmed George's original TV show idea, the one he couldn't make because it would've been expensive as shit, and he DEMANDED broadcaster to order AT LEAST 5 seasons of it.
>>587750417Two of them in the same room in fact.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik
>>587750342chubby zoomer
I don't think this is what anon meant but I feel like this is better.
>>587750342>open the gamefuck off danchou poo1 league started and i'm not stopping to start a fan run
>>587751046It might not be what he meant, but it is what he wants.
lol
>>587751317kek
>>587751317
>>587750342I got King Halo but you can't see her
>>587751317t-tsuyoi!1!
>>587751217she's so latina mom coded...
>>587751548>kinguredoing a TT uma or preparing for CM 23?
>>587750342Retards here really can't read
>>587751689It's you who failed at reading the room.
>>587751643Words from someone who doesn't know real latinas
>>587751046>>587751689This works too so it's fine>>587751446Kek
>>587751689you're the retard. a "pic" of the logo is what you asked for
>>587751643>bro I love cooming to latina porn without actually knowing what latinas are like
>>587751689I did not read the original post and only saw everyone posting their home screen uma
>>587752052marry, kill, feed
>>587751865>he doesnt recognize the voice of the uma speaking in the intropost the uma who was speaking, dumbo
>>587751804>>587751883>american larpers
>>587752141>7,8,9
>>587751689tbf, some umas have very similar tones of voice that you're basically taking a guess as to who's speaking in the intro, unless she has a distinctive voice like Taiki, or it's your oshi speaking so you know 100% it was her
>>587752183I never larped as american unlike you who larps as someone who knows women
I play with the game muted....
>>587752163This, more than half of this general is esl
I'm deaf
>>587751654TT.
>>587752598sniffa
I larp as euro and pretend the poop shelf is the best thing in the world
>>587748824Fuck you umagrok
gyaru Amazon spotted
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12235360
ryan LOVE
>>587752778tnx for reminding me there was a starblo chapter this week
Good night friends!!
I larp as an umamusume player
Now that /herse/ is officially dead which club is going to be next?
>>587752962good night future pedophilia conviction
we are not friends
I'm a currenchud and my diet consist of 5 large tendies per meal!
>>587752962gn gwo
wow, rude?????
The last CM of the scenario is supposed to end one day before the new scenario in JP. This is what happened with MANT and GL and Unity even dropped before finals.Why did they somehow postpone Grand Masters at the soonest 4 days later?
>>587752962
>>587753004#curren-grok qrd on this
>>587753004Screenshotting this
>>587753004Literally who and what?
>>587752052I fucking hate Naritas, brosesp Narita Taishin
>>587753146GTA VI
>>587753120what the fuck is her problem
>>587753004
>>587749903Fuck you. I'm almost 40 and have been defending XIII and it's sequels for well over a decade.
>>587753120lol is Jordan really that dumb?
>>587753279They can't be this retarded
Guess I'll just live with the fact that debuffers will boost poorly made umas to 1st and not fret too much about winning CMs. Was ahead by 2~3L and would be more before I got hit with all the debuffs.
[tosen jordan and gold city image]
>>587753174>>587753231Wrong general my bad >>>/vm/3192390Basically a club has been stuck half full for months and people kept trying to revive it instead of moving on.Looks like they finally gave up after an active member left
>>587750342I'm going to have to watch my wife's weight...
>>587753546
>>587753004Two more weeks for Mambo
>>587753474honestGOD
My Rob Roy lost by a neck on this one. Giving me slight hope.
>>587753578the future of mambo...
>>587753546>Ehhhh????>Open League?????>Running in the Open League is totally embarrassing after playing for 2 months>Hahahahahaha
>>587753831Marriage and sex with JordanCasual sex with City with Jordan's blessing
>>587753578I know this is a /vm/a club, but anything worthwhile left from there? Or the usual /vm/ B tier clubbers?
>>587753043He just likes da baby’s
>>587754073So do pedos
>>587754002They have some very high earners that could comfortably be in S clubs but none of their clubs have quotas so they're all held back by flatliners. It's like every one of their clubs is Mambo
>>587753085i ask again, post your ass and thighs.
>>587753983>t.ugly bastard
>>587754223>It's like every one of their clubs is MamboThat sounds hilarious we should copy them
Stop lusting for the umas!
>>587754403>fillies in bridal gownswhat did cygames mean by this
>>587754190In a cute way
Why do they give horses such stupid names anyway?
>>587754440We only have like 3 clubs that actually try to farm fans
>>587754482https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12540132
>>587754489sex peenos on umanko, like tazuna suggested
Wow....do I need to buy a lottery ticket today?
>>587754584there's only 1 lol the rest of shitters itt are practically flatlining
>>587754592This isn't lustful it's actually beautiful wtf
>>587754667no she's actually very commonwhen you get several 3 stars in the shop that's when you're really lucky
>>587754667>7
>>587754667>friday 13thits ur lucky day!
>>587754589Wonder is still a cute.
Do you guys like Samson Big? I think she’s a goofy lovable loser. I love that smile.
>>587755041I'm not going to help you jack off man
Can someone post Speed Symboli? I need her voice to heal my soul.
>>587754589>named acute>mostly concave anglesWhat did they mean by this
Was Dia really that much worse than Kita on the banner? I pulled Dia, of course.
>need Keen Eye on my deboofer>waste already 3 borrows on autos>zero keen eyes Gwo?
>>587755319She's great if you want a surger on long.
>>587755319Kita is the strongest front runner of their specific distance and a must have parent for yearsDia is cute
>>587754589That beast? My penis.
>>587755369do a manual on unity bwochocho...
>>587755178I was looking for a specific in game pic of her where she looks goofy
Don't support the London Stage Live, she's in it.
>>587755921
>>587755921If there's a womb, my cock is in it
>>587755921c'mon buddy I just woke up
>>587755369Have you considered borrowing the card that gives you Keen Eye?
>>587756052Then you're ready, you know what to do
>>587756205Gwo? Wtf is wrong with you? Do you think i searching for Keen Eye without GoldCity?>>587755568Will do tomorrow gwo, now it's sleepy time
>>587756308>i seaching for
Vmama status?
Dobel-nee-san has a new lightweight outfit for lounging around the house.I went with a chic greenA YouTube video has been posted of the day Sunspo ZBAT! Keiba came to film Dobel-nee-san and Ohagi-chan this summer.It’s a rare glimpse of Dobel-nee-san’s last day of work this year.Please check it out.https://x.com/villa_lake/status/2121357579725271167
>>587756308Then why are you spending borrows with a bad deck?
>>587756525For summer goldshi wich i dont have gwo?
>he's not pulling for summer golshibricked
>>587756576Unfortunate.
>>587756501DOBER CUTE.
Proof that debuffer players lack neurons or chromosomes
How does one obtain a Mejiro wife?
reminder that there's only like 20 debuff skillsyou can make them in unity right now and use them literally forever because they won't get better
>>587739165how do you know about the turnover of 4chan moderator staff...
Umas are so fucking great. I wish they were real.
reminder that using debuffers are for fags
>>587757071How new?
so when do we get the evolved skills? is it next month?
>>587757489two more weeks
>>587756903/r/waifuism
>>587757443Dirty Nature is CUTE.
>My adoptive daughter befriended a kaiju
Any other Kingfag here want to tongue her anus?
>>587757916gwooooooo
>>587756780>cuckshit
The future of Mambo...
>>587758480V and Umama probably were erp'ing and he posted Cesario
>>587758034Imagine the smell of the umanko and the texture of the tummy...
https://litter.catbox.moe/4oivzvy0crcye7u3.mp4ToT
>>587758674We are jumping them in London?
/uma/ is dead...are (You) farming medium parents already? Who do you want to run in Grand Masters first CM?
>>587758816>get banned from twitter once>go full zoophile
>>587758816>not anal
>>587759083>thread infested with shitposters>deadcolor me surprised
>>587759083>are (You) farming medium parents already?dont do this until GM starts, or else you'll just be wasting your time
>>587759083the first gm clank will automatically be 10000% better than anything i can make now
>>587759225>he's not in this site to shitpostGo back to your tranny autistic website if you want serioust discussion
>>587759083I already have my ggp ready to make the gps and parents once GM starts, just fan farming for Tama now.
>>587758816Ugly mare
>>587759083waste of time to farm parents when GM will give easier SS so you can use more hint oriented cards at higher SP gainalso still half tp on unity no reason to not farm fans instead
>>587758480how is that cuckshit? the guy is light skinned but the room is dark so he looks like that
>>587759392Fuck you.
>>587759334>mask offthanks V
Did anons really hate Grand Live so much? I hadn't played more than a handful of careers the previous 6 months, completely skipped MANT, but Grand Live I've done dozens. It's fun. I don't like Light Hello though.
>>587759461To cuckolds, everything is cuckshit, as it's the only exposure to sex they've witnessed
>>587759334This is not /b/ retard
sp gain from pal and group cards in auto will be nerfed when gm drops
another million fans for mambo!
>>587758816>no stomach bulgeCome on now. If you're going to gape a loli like that, that's mandatory.
I don't know what's more patheticThe Vmama autist being a retard obsessed with them or V talking about itself again
>>587759518Grand Live takes away the control that MANT has completely given you every run. That's why its shit.
Is there a reason why I sometimes get less fans even if the Uma wins every single race?
the SW discussion was better, than the cm faggotry, or the random avatarfags spamming their trashyes I include you in this, creek homo
>>587759695I don't think there's even anyone left defending them
>>587759083Still making parents for dirt CM. Once I'm done with aces, I'll try to merge some of my accidental loopas into a giga ggpFirst scenario run is with my oshi of course
>>587759809Ugly tomboy
>>587759810teio looks like a boy in that outfit
>>587759809I liked the part where the anon repeated the dynamic of naming the uma in the intro everyone ignored a few threads ago, and this time nobody answered properly on purpose and someone got mad
Dia...
>>587759976SEX WITH FRENCH STINKY TEIO
>>587759518Much better than MANT. I enjoyed it more than original Unity too but that's probably because my deck is much better suited for GL than it was for Unity then
>in this site>ESL>treats /uma/ like how stepdad treats him
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12540161
>>587758816I want to breed Nishino.
>>587760148He hasn't raped me yet...
>>587759695so just exactly like you are doing now?
>>587759770>>587759743>>587759615>>587759083Fuck off to umajp
>>587760165https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12471254
>>587760148kill yourself V
Bourbon love
>>587760165ugly buttholewould not fap
>training for a mile should be comfy>even taking a (fake) power card to shore up stamina>it's still not enough and another fast learner run is destined for gluefuck this scenario.fuck cygames.and, most importantly, fuck (You).
>>587760302
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15204045https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14356431https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15146510https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15201167I love loli anal.
>>587760482>training for a mile should be comfy>let me add a non wit and non speed card to ruin itbwo gwo chwo
Currensissies get the rope
>>587760571I'd rather impregnate them but you do you
>>587760571AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJANNY DO SOMETHING
>>587760228
>>587760704>>587760571>>>/b/
>>587760482>POWER CARDS IN 2026KWAB
>>587760880GM is 2026.
I love Rice
>>587760482>even taking a (fake) power card to shore up staminaJust follow the TE cards and hit power/stam on summer, wtf are you doing
>>587757263do you just camp the irc? im not new i just dont interact with jannies directly
>>587760598NTA but (You) still need SOME Stamina especially for certain positions. LH only gives Speed and Guts and Stamina songs aren't all that common
ew bitch
>>587761148your stamina sparks?
god damn this thread really is dead
>>587761087i forgot to burn whistles during summer, bwo. my bad.
>>587761161hot
>>587761240They can only get you so far, plus sometimes Power cards have nice Gold skills to put on your Uma
>>587761005i think thisi say this
okay I'm not a ********* BUT adding ****** to the thingy worked, that shit is legit nauseating to look at
>>587761258>WhistlesWhy are you still playing MANT? We have updated URA and Unity now
>>587759797Guess I should post an example. Both got 38/38 wins but one gave less fans than the other. I'm not sure why this happens when it's the exact same races.
>>587761317>fucking an ugly uma
>>587757340Tranny.
>>587761412>another sample induced melty has hit the thread
>>587761113Answer the question, newfag
>>587761459Wrong thread but probably events that give fans
>>587761412ok umama
>>587739165/v/ was at its best with the playstation guy sucking the nintendrone up into his ass with a tornadonever seen a meme generate so much butthurt before
>>587757340>both male and females get cucked by other umasGrim...
>>587761645i'm not new... i started posting on /b/ when people were counterspamming suiseiseki with gaston...
>>587760560>tranny artist
>>587761748And yet you don't know about what anon is talking aboutCurious that...
The game hasn't recovered since he left...
>>587761795ive been here since duckrolls were a thing and have no idea what hes talking aboutother than the jannys getting doxed i have no idea about anything they do other than eat hot pockets
>>587761241no one wants to come here anymore ever since you allowed the retard schizo that spams tranny to roam free
>>587761868hes a fire emblem simp nowsad...
>>587761943more like since 2 people started to openly ERP here and not even get banned
>>587761868>Mambo>Uma SaberHe needs to die.
>>587761868So, why did he leave the game? Was it the time he larped as a keiba enthusiast and got a strike?
>>587762040i generally dont like gatekeeping but id unironically rather post in this thread alone forever than share it with ERPers. even furries are above them.
>>587761873something something leaks something something fun times in the archive while 4chin was getting buttfucked/offlinemoderation count per board was leaked, alongside people talking about /vg/ having an insane turnover as mentioned, alongside plenty more that I forgot sinceplenty reasons why this site should be dead and replaced, but kings have a hard time dying so we're still herethat's it. uma musume
>>587760571Dangerously based
>London concert is going to be cancelled due to the country getting nuked
>>587762175She's ugly
>>587762247>cygames loses money>iranian emirates of london is goneWhat's the downside?
>>587762175modding vg must be the worst because 99 percent of the time youre in threads for things you give 0 fucks about. like at least in most boards its a subject you enjoy, but here its 1 subject you enjoy and 99 ones you have no interest in
>>587762172>even furries are above them.EVEN ME!? https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/152037475>>587762250I'M SORRY!? That grill is MY TYPE, okay!?
>>587762316downside is the increased number of tourists and shitposts in this general
>>587762112how would you describe these tits?
>>587762447Delicious because they fit in my mouth and are funny to nibble whole or just the nipple
>>587762387Just info them that the West hates umas
>>587762318>rampant honest to god schizophrenia>potential for a ton of gore, scat and other garbage>most generals are hyper trash, even without the above mentions points/g/ and it's frog spam or /v/ and it's wojak faggotry are nothing compared to the insane bullshit jannies have to deal with here, or the shit whatever the small/dead boards do all day./vg/ having the highest turnover is far from shocking, what's shocking is how tiny the moderation crew is, while /v/ is by far the biggest iirc.
>>587762581I don't read autist what is this post filtering?
>>587762623this, /vg/ is unironically the worst fucking board ever and harbors the biggest schizos
>>587762623/v/ is the highest because people are aspies and want to ban any post they dont agree with there. the kind of people who go on /v/ want to moderate because they have autism and cant deal with getting told their toys/purchases suck. dunno what kind of maniac would want to janny /vg/
nice umamusume discussion, retards
>>587762780Man i miss prime /v/. many great posters died in the xbox 360 vs ps3 console war. it was /v/s ww2 except fun
>>587762906please go away umama
>fat>ugly >bipolar
>>587762906Ok, what do you want to talk about? Or you're just gonna act like you're not actively part of the problem you complain about?
baker san doko
>>587762780>/v/ is the highest because people are aspies and want to ban any post they dont agree with there.In case I wasn't clear. What I meant isn't "/v/ has the highest applications" but that "/v/ has the highest ACTIVE, standing moderator count".Something like 20-40 vs 4, in the case of /v/ and /vg/.Either way, obviously you're correct, and /v/ jannies are nutcases in their own right.>>587762693"le containment board for a reason" and all that
>>587762906if you want us to talk about it post something worth discussing retard, having a passive aggressive melty does no good
>>587762994I need to taste dem fat ugly bipolars
>/pol/ tourist melty
Soon
>>587763139you're unironically a tourist to 4chan
>>587763094>/vg/ has 4 jannieskek no wonder everyone can just post porn and it never gets deleted.
>>587763213Card > Unit
>>587763413>malding so hard he doesn't even quoteprojecting paul...
>>587763248It's just an example, not an accurate number, but close enough to what I remember. It's silly tiny, but It's not surprising when one hears about how often people just quit.
>>587763413yeah you're seething
>>587759083I spent exactly 3 runs to make umas for next cm. Rest is spamming unity for fans and carrats
Fat, ugly bastard
>>587763484bwo...
What stat does low running style do? Surface is Power, Distance is Speed right? What's the difference between S A and B for style?
official biggest uma cancers power rankings1.club drama posters2.erp 3.e celebs4.avartarfagsthankfully we have no furfags, futafags, fartfags, footfags etc or theyd make the list. hang on why are the most subhuman fetishes all beginning with F
>>587763736Wit, but not skill activation chance
>>587760598Fine Motion said this.
>>587762108burger DMCA bots saved us>>587763736intelligence when it comes to positioning and rolling for pace up/speed up checks. also affects spot struggle for some reason
>>587763882Is it still 10% per grade, with significant drop starting D?
>>587763812>1.club drama posters>2.erp >3.e celebs>4.avartarfagsall of these are literally the same people that do all these 4 things
>>587763812>thankfully we have no futafagswrong, we got yuri tards>we have no footfagswrong, we got them and pit fags
>>587764019yuri and pits im ok with with>>587763998we need to purge them somehow but i guess we have no jannies for better or worse
>>587763991Idk lol :3Probably
>>587764145this is me peaking in to see if anything interesting has been posted yet
goodbye /uma/
>>587764154your list is cringeyou are cringe
>>587764353feeling called out I see
>>587764353called out feeling I see
>>587764398>>587764372
>>587763812I fucking love uma feet but I'm not autistic so I'm not trying to force it on everyone.
>>587764293is the general finally over
>>587764487https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12540195
>>587764520no i mean until the next thread in 5 posts
>>587764645feeling called out I see
>>587764645god damn you and your e-bf are seething hard
I like how my 700 stam Ines has enough for medium TT races, shit is far comfier than CM where you have to account for some debuffnigger's quad death beams because otherwise you get a neicha trophy and permanently brick your account
>>587764586it should be over
>>587764584I don't get the appeal of having multiple guysit's pretty gay to wanna share, and in that position aren't they all rubbing against each other, even gayer
me and him
its funny how instead of cleaning up their act people just have a melty and spam strawman arguments when their shit posting is called out
>>587764767I just know that you'll enjoy LoH
>>587764857they are porn brain'd and brown, cursed by God
>>587764857sharing is caring and everyone cares for their bros
>>587765040>>587765040>>587765040
>>587764884>t.Kris
>>587765031do you also share your spoon while eating soup?
>>587765123yes?
>>587763812nothing wrong with club drama. one of the roomers is a footfag
>>587764767>Neicha TrophySo?...they're cute.
