Previous: >>587726962New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
/VG/ ONLY HAS 4 JANNIES COMBINEDPOST PORN NOW THEY WILL NEVER DELETE IT
>>587765040let her cook
ryan LOVE
waheyhello
Cygames, please, stop forcing me to play the tutorial everytime I get a new phone.
>>587765146>tranny artist
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
it's about to happen
End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
>>587765146
>>587765209how many phones have you gone through? the game is only 2 years old
>>587765209stop yeeting your phone at a wall every three months
>>587765272
>>587765340>ugly bastard's onahole
>>587765479Are you an friend?
>>587765548That ugly bastard? Me!
are they gone?
>>587765548bet your ugly tiny ass she is my precious onahole!
>>587765714im still here :)
>>587765582I am friends with everyone, whether they like it or not
>>587765714it's fine sweetie you can come out
>>587765714no these 2 still are here
>>587765251dotovillian would have evil plans like this
>>587765251me getting to fuck dotos huge tits?
>>587765332>how many phones have you gone through?Three, there's an yearly upgrade plan here, Uma is the only gacha that behave this way, the other ones carry the profile to the next phone just fine.>>587765346I'm not breaking my phone though, I get a new one every year.
>>587765826with benefits?
>>587765886
>>587766125oy vey
>>587766218the fucking madman, who can save us from his evil schemes?
My trainees are acting a little strange.
>>587766442>>>/b/
>>587766442>>587760571
>>587766442Ovulation cycle, preasu understandu
>>587766240I don't actually pay the subscription, it's a benefit from the place I work for, getting a new flagship for a fraction of it's original price is a hell of a deal.
>king shit threadAwful thread.
>It's snowing outsideI prefer the snow to the November gloom. Hopefully the snow stays and doesn't melt in a day
didn't ask
>>587766210You'll have to take me to dinner first
We are not friends.
>>587766824Okay let's go to Tsujita
>>587766824best i can do is Mcdonalds
>>587766958>TsujitaF A T A S SATASS
>>587766940youre boringyour gimmick is shityour trying way too hard sloptardyou will be banned sooner or later for your sins
>>587767093you get banned all the time Umama
>>587767028You don't exercise everyday?
>>587766940I made friendship bracelets and everything
>>587767424>white wedding dress = first wedding>non-white dress = 2nd or morefalco is more pure than curren confirmed
comfy hour in 27 minutes
>>587767575trvke
>>587767575That's like saying the retarded girl in the church choir is more pure than the prostitute on Instagram who sells herself to sheikhs. I like Curren more than Dumb Falcon btw.
This general will never be comfortable so long as I am here.
Café @ USJ
>>587767629evil horse
>>587767725calling your fav a prostitute is a good way of saying you're a cuck
>>587767879cute but why you ditch mambo
>>587768065ugliest uma
>>587767629why are you getting comfy as soon as I go to sleep
weiiiiiiiiii
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik
>>587768172that's not zenno robroy
>>587768350Yes, ZRR is actually cute.
Someone post it
>>587768480
>>587765040>My trainer wants to have sex with me
>>587766547>forced to buy a new product every year>screams how awesome this is and how blessed he isNot sure if burger or shill
>>587768895>cuck halo
>>587766824>he set a condition instead of rejecting the offerA-anon??
I love Helios
>>587768963what's going on here?
>>587769103
I love sushi
>>587769129Based
>>587769227
>>587769193Turboposter is a female
>>587769393No just bisexual
>>587769193hmmmmm this is a kinda nice development
KONNA NI OOKIKU NARIMASHITA
>>587769532Eishin is a funny little menace.
>>587769193Sure, come to london
comfy hour in 60 minutes
>>587768442bad MTL
>>587769523this nigga is gonna get groomed. Shiraoki have mercy.
>>587769523
I'm a fag. Give me a female uma wife.
>>587769392How does a woman develop into being completely flat
>>587769643*4 hours
>>587769643Are you going to leave? Finally
>>587769859not drinking enough milk growing up
>>587769859So over
>>587769651
>>587769806Daiwa Scarlet. Like all the self proclaimed gays boy lovers in this thread you need the most feminine and voluptuous uma available depicted in the straightest way possible.
Does anyone know what it means when my trainee looks at me like this?
>>587770318no, i have difficulty reading emotions on faces :)
>>587770318sex with my brother in christ
>>587770318Yeah
>72
>>587770318It means press the guts training
>start run >multiple turns in a row with no more than two cards on the same training[ <= give up ]
>>587770594dirt race fan imbalance moment
When the Hell did they team up?
grass stop you dumb bitch... spe is mine
>>587770318she's trans
>>587771082takes one to know one
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
>>587771227too tall
>>587770471Imagining the training day immediately after the first night she spends with (You) and how she acts awkward and aloof around the other dirters the whole time
would you still love your bro if she were flat like suzuka
>>587771360As long as she wears real glasses and doesn't take them off.
>>587771286Well she can't help it.
Why is Grass being obsessed with Spe even a thing? Isn't the most interaction between them in season 1 where Grass gets annoyed she lost, so she marks Spe for like one race, then tells Spe off for ignoring the others, and they don't interact ever again?
porn posting hours?
OVR (yes OVR) heroes
>>587771524copa
>>587771580because of real life
>>587771580arousal incident
>>587771286
Feng Shui is evil
>>587771580IRL Grass popped a big ole boner around Spe
>>587771580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uS7K9o89kSurely people playing this game know their history, right?
>>587767979Only had room for one in my bag this weekend. Mambo is still with me.
>>587771730Feng Shui is the path of the false idol, Shiraoki-sama told me in my dreams
>>587771730You like feng shui now
>>587771730Feng Shui is proven science
>>587771693>Rickey is same height as rudolf and ramonu>Gold city and gyarus are all shorter than mcqueen>K.S miracle is a midget>Brian is a midgetwtf
>>587771875that swimsuit is not feng shui compliant remove it now!
repeating digits.
I am an elementary school student and I want to learn about feng shui.
>>587772043do you even play the game?
>>587771990You're being lewd
Wife.
>>587772082I have more and have plats
>>587771360bro firstgiant tiddies 2nd
>>587772082of course, how else would i get those delicious carats?
im going to masturbate to twin turbo.
>seanig hours start>subhumans pretending that they're "f2p"like clockwork
>>587772050
>>587772207That's haram
>>587772207>umaroller seethe
>>587772209SEAnigs are too poor to afford food so I'd believe they're brown F2Poors obsessed with not snacking desu
Is there any LORE reason as to why twin turbo and cb banner is together? I've never seen anyone talk about them together
>>587772209umama please
The less carats you spend, the more impressive the plats are.
>>587772265Why is Rickey into little boys...
>every single Mambro is a snackerWill there ever be a more soulful club?
I can take Grass' stallion cock.
This thread is terrible. Sucks because it had such a promising OP.
I got hag'd...
>>587772518>people gamble in the gambling gameI don't even understand the layers of irony here anymore
>>587768776whaleka
>>587772532Special Chud...
>>587769859Perfect genetics.
I blame friday the 13th for not getting Mile S here.
>>587772562>raped by the tranny hagGet fucked
>>587772532
>>587772823la goblina
>>587772345i don't think there's any relationi guess you could argue they're opposites, CB is the ultimate end closer whereas turbo is the ultimate oonige
>>587772778somehow this is rickey's fault
this bread is STALE and unsalted
>>587772985that's a pussy
>>587772823
Tracen's umastagram page posted a picture during an event with me and my trainee in the background and my trainee said we looked like a couple. A lot of people got really mad when I said we looked like a couple of besties
>>587772778>A+ rankGo back to Graded.
>>587772985I hunger for bread
>>587773073>he doesn't know
>>587773068>Azuma's propaganda
>>587773149this is some grade F slop my nigga
>>587773073>does he know
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>587773068Xina tore...
>>587771580he unseathed his horse cock that one time
Hi! are we in keibaposting hours?
>>587773201at least its not rage bait faggotry like the other slop in here
>>587773283its always keiba time in my heart
>>587768172
>>587773283Makween is too erotic.
>>587773283Musashino G3 and Daily Hai Nisai Stakes in a few hoursQEII Cup G1 tomorrow
>>587773559Shiwu...
Have sex with umas.
I will not have sex with Umas. Humans should stick with humans.I will not have sex with my trainees. It is inappropriate.They are teenagers. I am not a pedophile.You are all disgusting freaks and should be in jail.
>>587773636chuds don't look like this
>>587772345Not reallyAnniversary banners are usually for beloved horses. Twin Turbo is beloved by keiba and anime fans, and as a 1* she would have to be in a banner with someone else anyway. Mr CB is historical (triple crown) and beloved by keiba fans
>>587773696fuck you Riko im glad i didnt pull your card
>>587773363I believe Maple Come On will win the first race!>>587773559TRUE>>587773583Nice!!!!
>>587772345cockball is a poopular horse and tahbo is the obligatory anni 1star
>>587773796Gold burning sounds like Gold Burner which could be a funny thing to call the mares that sired goldspawns
>>587773636If Rulership's tits were just a size smaller she would be perfect.
>>587773641>>587773696
>>587773636I love my Yada Yada retard
I will love my trainee. Trainers should stick with umas.I will make love with my trainee. It is destiny.They are teenagers. I am not a pedophile.You are all great people and should be in Tracen.
>>587773974Kill yourself, feminist
>>587773073with this deck?
>>587774062That's beautiful.
>>587774196>umamusume and trainer intimacyBut it's right there
>>587774196
>>587774196Why does her outfit look similar to Mio from Xenoblade Chronicles 3?
they REALLY sneed more free horsesyour only 'starter' dirt horses are fucking urara and b rank pasa
>>587774296The director and her assistant are NOT umamusume
>>587774435pasa is all you need, witgod told me so
>>587771318>saggy titsI went from thinking they're gross to realizing they're the hottest thing out there. Get yourself a foid with big saggies it'll change your life
>>587774196> I'm so pain...
>>587774671No.
Honestly? they should add Resistencia
>>587771360No. Big fat tits only. Implants if needed
what do i do with this
>>587774878level it for the tt bonus and forget about it, i dont think it is that good for auto at 0lb
Say something nice about JRA's Not!UmaHer name is Barbara Babahttps://x.com/Umarkle_info/status/2104134011400724826?a=eIbyb-vDgwMuH8bvFBQ
Lobbies?
>>587774968i have basically no speed cards on my account. i dont suppose either of the ones on this banner are good at low lb, right? i have 80k carats saved for ramonu also
>>587774005what's lewderhandholdingor removed ear socks
>>587775427>miniskirt>garterinstantly a slut
Boobies?
what the fuck a horse named "Temu Ration" won his maiden lmao he will be bologna if he can't keep winning
>>587775427Agnes Digital, but ugly
>>587775459Fuku is garbage at 0 LB. Also, if you're going for Open League, I guess there might be one or two cards decent at 0 LB only because they have a guaranteed skill you might want.
Higekiri wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima
>>587775551So long as he doesn't ham it up, he'll be fine
>>587775459just copy and do what the other newfriend is doing
>>587775662mummy posting?
>>587775459even at mlb fuku has no specialty prio, she is only usable in mant because of the whistles and in autoclanks because the auto-tore cheats. 0lb taiki would have been the more lucky thing for free mile maven(since limit breaks dont really matter for openbwos) BUT its not worth going out of your way for ANYTHING until ramonu
>>587775468Ear socks
>>587775427is she a new mascot
>>587775427cuter than most nu-umas
Rias Blue wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>587775719>boyuma Faggot
>>587775648Keibanon!!!!
>>587775468Taking off an uma's ear socks is far more intimate, as it's like taking off a girl's glasses
>>587775459the only good low LB speed card for the foreseeable future is maruzenskyunfortunately unless you want to throw away your carats for immediate gratification at the cost of long term viability, the next good speed card is jungle pocket and she's pretty niche, the next good generalist speed is el condor pasa one whole scenario away
A Vrai Dire wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>587775427digital if she stopped fucking around
Tosen Masurao wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima>>587775871はいはい、ケイバアノンです。
alright that's a sign to filter this attentionwhore
trainer don't forget to do your guild wars!
>>587775936i think the newfag cope speed combo for GM would be something like Pasa speed SR + sweepy speed sr, he'll probably nab at least one of those in his ramonu pulls
https://x.com/simonrojas937/status/2121409972202619068Need Neicha
>>587776278I'm already destroying clubs from the inside
Phoenix Roll wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>587775719Sure.
Temu Ration wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto(reminder that Temu horses are owned by the same guy as T.M. horses, he changed his crown name from T.M. to Temu)
>be me>torena>won't fuck my traineesumas and torenas shouldn't mix
>>587776407
>Rickey can actually whiff her uniqueWHAT
rape is funny
>>587776312>she only fucks chads and rich twinks
Takeru wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima
haha SEX
Altissimo wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
rank 67
>>587776663no?
>>587774148>borrowing the freebie event cardNAAAAAAH
>>587776876>Sexy Coconuts
I hear >GO! GO! NEICHA!in my sleep now.
Peace Insight wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>587776876>FujiCringe
uma outing more like insiding her umanko
>>587777160this but umanal
Mirai Harmony wins the 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
are we going to get the proverbial 587777777 fuku post today?
>>587777246Shiraoki-sama will bless who she deems worthy
i recommend bakshin dates
Meiner Labyrinth wins the 4th race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
seanig hours is upon us
uma eos next year
>>587777328>giant forehead Ugly uma
>>587777432Uma will live forever, trust in the plan
>>587774148this kinda looks like you intentionally fuck yourself over pulling for one copy of everything
>>587777453more for me
>>587776567Apparently, this horse was transported using the Ebayan express
>>587777487>7Shiraoki wills this
>>587777197>Medaglia d'OroMan, bro got humbled by Candy Ride in that racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJDkGz7p3Y
I will rape the next Uma posted.
uma lives forever
>>587777541>small ass
>>587777551more like yanko sex press
>>587776308Could also just commit that he's going to selector + paid selector a LB1 Maru which is gud enuff to pair with Pasa when she comes out until Still drops
Red Tyrant wins the 4th race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>587777246prolly not
>>587777487On the other hand, I hope /uma/ dies
>close to 587777777rolling.
Verxina asked me for sex...
>>587777802I don't want to lose my friends
IT'S A DISASTER
>>587777913we could just play a different game together you know
>>587777328>giant forehead Beautiful uma
>>587777913Prove you are my friend
Last frame I see before the game closes
>>587777777
>>587777913I mean we'll just go to a better place that isn't here
>uma didn't get 587777777nyo....
>>587777804>lesbian
you guys do know that 587777777 is impossible due to how this site handles posting right?
isn't /vg/ one of the boards that skips all dubs except 00
>>587778095Kill yourself.
>>587777964>>587778049Who are you so wise in the way of friendship>>587778016You are in /uma/, thus you are my friend
>>587778034>damned site actually skipped it. there was no chance for it in the first place....
DAME DAMEDAME YODAME NANN YO
>>587777541Perfectly proportioned ass
>>587778269samba fuwa fuwa samba
how come 0s worksgay
>>587778217I left my club here months ago I just check on my friends here sometimes
WHAT THE FUCK IS A 0?!?!?
>>587778164but I used to get even quads a few times on /a/ and /sp/>>587778176ohhh
>>587778164i thought gets were disabled in vg
>>587777913join the discord
>>587778379it is an O
>>587778217If you were a true friend we would know who you are
>>587778379its where the centre stands
>>587778550we already know, he's turboposter. sounds like you're not a friend...
>>587778095she just needs correction from dick. specifically, mine and that of other laurelfags'
>>587778217if this general exploded or got too slow for /vg/ or whatever it wouldnt be my first time experiencing it. I played on a /vg/ server for a different game for like a year and when the gen got too slow i just added the people i talked to on steam to play random shit with them occasionally.
Just in time for make debuts
Ok I'll sell my soul as an act of terrorism for the last GL CMShould I use a speed debuffer or a stam debuffer for maximum spite?
>>587778720both
>>587778720always speed debuffs on tracks this short, unless you have a gold debuff like keen eye
>>587778630Who turboposter ACTuallY is
>>587778720use dazzling disorientation and illusionist for the max damage
>>587778715why is she phoenix wrightwait a second...
>>587778858Ignorant swine that's not Phoenix WrightIt's obviously a parody of Colombo
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
good enough for 23
I HATE TEIO
>>587778848isn't illusionist a long debuff? if you're planninh to use the summer golshi ult, then it might whiff if she rolls for dazzling instead
>>587778858
>>587778948We know Natie
>>587778920it has been months since i saw a post like thiseither i keep missing it, or it really is its return
>>587778940>baby league
trainee rape
>>587778720keen + all subdues + domyou will kill stamlets AND slow down the non-stamlets enough to win more consistently
>>587778970...that makes more sense
>>587778958just use 1 uma with dazzling only + 1 other uma for illusionist only
>>587778958I thought that was the joke, that even if you proc both it's worthless because it's a lmao vision debuff
>>587779108to you.
>>587779101don't forget flustered
>>587779105w-what did tachyon create?
>>587779105
>>587779204you're a big guy
>>587779284>>587779284>>587779284>>587779284
>>587778948>>587779013Huh
>>587779105succubus>>587779209apparently horse grade tranquilizer
>>587779105Sei is a coward. I need to fuck the courage into her.
i think im developing hemorrhoids
>>587779321original concept natie my beloved....
>>587779528Why larp as an ogurifag, Teiobro?
Helios, I only have six to seven months left to live
>>587779528I bet it's because you kick forward hard toward victory in the second half of the race after recovering endurance with skills at least 3 times
>>587779101Do you do something like this? I didn't have the cards to get skills for all styles and don't really want to spend time away from my aces making parents for debuffs.
Ange Orange wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Fukushima
>>587779230
>>587779741It just occurred to me that Germnay is full of German umas.
>>587779574I love shit like thisKeep 'em coming
>>587779650Looks decent but end is really strong here, I'd see if you can replace one card that doesn't do much for debuffing for SR Aoi which gives guaranteed hesitant end at the end of the career.
best parents for medium kita white?
>>587779829Terrifying...
Do any Ameri-Keiba fags mind cluing me in on what just happened to the triple crown over here?
>>587779650that should work for open considering you cant fit every relevant red and keep high wit iirc. Sharp gaze might wiff since its not infinite range like all subdueds and Hesitants, id replace that and oppresion for hesitant/subdued ends if you can get it
>>587779829What a dirty country...Full of germs...
i will never have a cute traineehow can i copa
>>587779887what's going on here?
>>587779858What's her problem...
>>587779858I knew I should've bought tha cap that said "Fish Fear me, Women Want me"
>>587768480horse_eating_chick.webm
>>587779967you have a bombshell ultrasexo support card instead
>>587780067The first self-conscious though a woman ever had
>>587780079
me and me.
ohamile
>>587768480"Hello Nirvana fans. My name is Buena Vista, and this is Jackass!"-lost footage-
>>587780124
>keen eye and sharp gaze offscreenI'll probably just reuse this again. Debuffers free up so much time we could be using to play actual games.
>>587779928I think my brain is leaking out of my ears, i cant be reading this rightThey're eliminating the American Triple Crown outright and replacing it with something else..
>>587779858Dober...
>>587779936>>587779885How about my stats? I think I overdid it on the speed.
Tosen Ibiza wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo>>587779928Technically? NothingPractically? The guys that control the Derby and Belmont couldn't get the Preakness, so they threw a melty by making their own "Championship Series" that has like 10 races (no Preakness) and each race gives points in a sort of League format, They are even forcing participation by making owners sign up for the thing if they want to run in Derby and BelmontYes, it is very retarded
>>587780409debuffers dont need any more stats than is necessary to win the ura finals plus + as much wit as possible for skill activation rate
>>587779858Love-dovey intimate sex with Dober while Taiki distracts Hishama.
>trainer, you have to let air groove clean your room>trust me, it'll reduce her stressWhat the fuck am I reading?
>>587779936ngl oppression sounds like a sleeper hit
>>587780558Thank God I didn't manage to bet this time. I was going for the top fav
297089442970894429708944
>>587780606When a woman loves you very very much she enjoys such things
Cute Dober
>>587780558I'll be honest i'm not 1000% against the concept if its some sort of set up where horses sign up in certain sanctioned races and must win or place X amount of times to get a berth to the championship race but this still feels a little nuts
REMINDER
>>587780762
>>587780606honse loved to "clean"
>>587780678not for open where you cant afford to take blues cuz the A+ ceiling and can easily hit stamina in unity with no sneed for blues. Oppression only hitting one uma is also a dealbreaker in terms of taking it over a different red that can hit more for the same score cost. In open its more of a fuck smaru/bonbon button
>>587779829>germany is full of germanswhat the FUCK!? IS THIS TRUE???
meyiro yoba
>>587780904
>>587780974nu germans
>>587780974its not, its full of kebab. most germans actually live in this very thread
>>587780959>fuck smaru/bonbonsexxxxxxxxxx
CONTRAIL SPAWN CAMON
What hours does dober spam coincide with
Sobrio wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto>>587780814iirc it's not like thatTo my understanding, the way it works is that 10 races are in it and the horse that earns the most "points" by winning or placing (they don't have to race in all 10 races) gets the title and bonus moneyThere is no final Championship race or anything like that and the whole thing is clearly set up to compete with the Triple Crown
concept: tomakomai tourism
>>587781239Chad Thundercock hours
>>587781298that was a good one
Holy shit that Kitasan spawn is fucking strong
Xmas in Mejiro Family:>Ryan, Dober and Bright celebrating together>Ramonu and Ardan having dinner somewhere>Palmer out there with the gals>Golshi with her Gold family>McQueen all alone Poor McQueen, she's an outsider in her own family
>>587780705>https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4c9hIXkt3xrNI7deCLZMEZDVtyvm
My mother came back from Germany and brought back stacks of Mon Cheri chocolates cause they're not available here
>>587781521I mean those are pretty fuckin good
>>587781514RUN TORENA RUN!!!!
>>587780243
>>587781521Flash's favourite chocolates would be the ones you gave her for Valentine's Day
so edgy bro
>>587781629AURA
>>587781298was about to go to bed but reopened the stream to watch this one cause of >>587781346 , holy shit what a fucking lock in, i hope Sobrio keeps that energy up in his future runs
This is my personal heaven
love your umas. cherish your umas. have sex with your umas
>>587781396No one likes her, Shiwu
CAMON ROB ROY SPAWN >>587781758That last spurt was simply umazing. He came out of nowhere
>>587781629me and the consequences of my actions
I think the US should just bite the bullet and pull everyone into a united National Horseracing Leagueor NHL for short
one more please, it helps a lot504780795047807950478079
Flash's large body
Welcome Song wins the 5th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587781843>umama>v cute!
>>587781770>t.Azuma
>>587781936>5th6th*
>>587781881i wish this was me
>>587781769https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12542199
>>587780021Cute kig. Unironically would.
>>587781396Makween is eating a dinner for two alone in her room.
your thoughts on this uma?
eishin flash her umanko
>>587782250DEI uma
>>587782250I feel uncomfortable when she stares at me
>>587782250I want to paint her brown skin white with my cum
>>587782250i'm indifferent, not my type.
>>587782127bro... that's a 45 year old chinese man under there
>>587781843>https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=REsk-Isgdy35nkcsg6U7xcM5ty
>>587782205>>>/lgbt/
>>587782384why? she looks so cute here
>>587782453umama 789...
>>587782250Her stam card was the biggest gaslight in GL for me
It's Teiover... Rob Roy spawn jobbed
>>587782453She's not consistent at all but paizuri Pasa has a very cute victory animation
>>587782250An anon talked about Measurehead and her and now I can't seperate the two.
>>587782134NoooOOOO
Carmen Solis wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at TokyoPOG pick got 2nd lol
>>587782517it was only a "gaslight" because of the scenario mechanics limuting your deck flexibility, AND there were only a handful of lates with enough of a wit growth to support slotting her in instead of goinf 2 wit/3 spdshe'll become much better to use once GM and L'arc come around. it's why she was listed as a borrow card for at least 4 scenarios
>>587782679>Kentuckian
>>587782726Lememe with the consecutive make debut jobbing
>>587781396No
ARS MAGNACool name
>>587782910That name sounds like an s-craft from Kiseki.
>>587782453>>587781843kys
>>587782990>>587782990huhu that's our laisu....
>587783053>retarded ron
5 Aranjuez looking strong
>vmama hoursI guess that's a cue to go to sleep
>>587782250She is my daughter's friend.
>>587782679retard
hot umamusumes
>>587783248What am I retarded about?
>>587783248shut the fuck up retard, you have 3 cm's to your name
Can't wait to get to class 6.
>>587783065Dober but unready
Rouge Naias wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
WHAT A RACE GOD DAMN
>587783248>587783364>samefagging samir
wait what race was it
>>587783594Last Make Debut
Borger
stallions should wear burumas
McQueen should eat more cake
is he on his period or what
>>587783752bpd
>>587783752eughhhh my bussyyy
>>587783594my debut
>>587781881lovely, sexy hag
>>587783669Double borger
*chu*
>>587783812xis bussy is rotting?
>>587783812retard
me and him <3
>>587783594It was 6R (Make Debut) very kino much peak
>>587783960copabaga
i'm literally mcqueen IRL
>>587783978Now i believe in her cultivation shit
thread is unironically garbage the moment these 2 show up
>>587783960helios looks...big here
>>587784054is there clip or link
>>587784036
>>587784132Good idea
Crimson Leaf wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587784213Good post. post more copa
>>587784079It's a shame these aren't in photo studio once you unlock them
>>587784187Wait lemme clip it
>>587784434we get it permanently eventually
>>587784397Okay a cute copa
>>587784434
>>587784535Copa...
>>587784682
no GW and a bad blue, but overall one of the nicest loopas I've had yet for whites.
next bread will be garlic
month so dead and boring I haven't even done my dirt team yet may as well skip this CM or go the Buena Vista route ngl
>>587783594>>587784187
>>587784768V's here so he's gonna make the new thread<3
>>587784762obsolete in a month
>>587784739what the frick? copa is pretty?
Arcadia Cafe wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>587784187Dozo big ass file thohttps://files.catbox.moe/56h1cr.mp4>>587784797Nice! Thank!
>>587784797i like how 3/4 of this clip will become glue
>Main Story/Anime: one trainer handles an entire team of umas>Character Stories/Careers: each uma has their own personal trainer>Events: trainers seemingly don’t exist, and umas just do whatever they wantWhy did they feel the need to make three separate timelines in the canon?
>>587784803That's good!
>>587784939retard
>>587784948kys and stop responding to me
>>587784939>each trainee repeats their 3 year life in a never-ending loop and can coexist with a previous life counterpart in a racedon't think too hard about it
>>587784873Only weirdos would think otherwise
>>587784939You are training your uma and the whole support card deck
>>587785070thanks for the pics. i will have happy dreams tonight
>>587784939Are you one of those autisttic kids that needs a whole video essay to form an opinion?
*blocks your path*
>587784998seething seth
>>587785258go away
I want to really grind for the Mejiro Dober's Biggest Fan title but I don't want dozens of Dober clones I'll never use. I'll feel bad.
>>587785223Marriage and sex and a whole happy life in Tomakomai
>>587785223Dirters are so sex....
don't you have to be at work?
>>587785291>angry arnold
>>587785353>he thinks umama works
>>587785223Sex with wonder acute
Keen Sense wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>587785353>balding balaji
Neighas will really give them more attention instead of clicking [-]
Just woke up but as usual the graded races for today and tomorrow>G3 Musashino Stakeswon by Wonder Acute in 2009, this race is the trial race for the G1 Champions Cup >G2 Daily Hai Nisai Stakeswon by>Nishino Flower (1991)>Biwa Hayahide (1992)>Seeking the Pearl (1996)this race is the trial race for both the G1 Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes and G1 Hopeful Stakes>G1 Queen Elizabeth II Cup (tomorrow)won by >Mejiro Ramonu (1986)>Hishi Amazon (1994)>Mejiro Dober (1998-1999)>Phalaenopsis (2000)>Fine Motion (2002)>Admire Groove (2003-2004)>Sweep Tosho (2005)>Fusaichi Pandora (2006)>Daiwa Scarlet (2007)>Lucky Lilac (2019-2020)Mejiro Ramonu also achieved the Triple Tiara when the race was the last leg for it before it was changed by the Shūka ShōAlso Lay Classic, Laughterlines and Juryoku Pierrot the current Japanese Oaks winner are the only 3YO fillies participating who also participated in this year Tiara>>587784926Thanks for the high quality clip
>>587785625this also counts as attention
All girls, without a single exception, have smelly feet. Literally every. Single. Fucking. One. Girls have stinky smelly girlfeets. It's biology. It's just the way it is.And all of the Umas are female.Think about that! Think of the implications.It means that Umas have stinky smelly cheesy vinegary girlfeets!~ <3
>>587785625you're actually delusional if you think they are both not feeding attention to each other at this very moment while giggling about it on discord or some shit
>>587785353>uses filter>still sees what's filtered >announces posting his filter so everyone can see and respond in the future
name 2 story events where king halo took off clothes
>>587785668Cafe's feet smell like rot and blood
>>587785668ok pajeet, lets get you back to the shithole
This might be the best /uma/ thread of all time
i think umamusume's stories are bad
>>587781112AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
>>587785648Good morning gwo!
>filtering frank
>>587785795rude
ayabby
>Glittering Star
>>587786012>secondary that never read her storyOf course the footfag is also a larper
>>587785925Good morning It's actually 11 PM should've specified it was a nap
>>587785971>seething tommy
>>587760571
>>587786047heyyy
>>587786065It's not as if broken nails equals bad hygiene...
You two fags should have unfiltered homosexual sex and post-coital suicide
>>587778259/v/ and /vg/ don't do dubs as it would take away from the oh so serious discussion about vidya waifus and what we'd do to them
hashiraping
>>587786126>proving he knows absolutely nothing about cafeSo this is the legendary SEA hours... Disgusting
>HRT Henry
iykyk
>>587786072>almost midnightMorning enough!
mejiro palmer palm in my palm
>>587786293AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>587786349
Meisho Pirka wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
literal dead thread, stuck with 2 avatarfags
>>587785391Grass looks so alluring when she does this.....
>>587786578>from the backStrong!
>>5877865822 avatarfags, a keibagod, and a bitch complaining about thread being bad instead of contributing to a better thread*
I want to have sex with umas.
>no tall gf who holds my hand to restaurant on Christmaswhy even live /uma/?
>>587786751>ugly giantShit taste
>>587786578GOLDSPAWNS LET'S GOOO
>keibagodi have all his off-topic /sp/ reject shit filtered thoughbeit
uma fuck
>>587786706I don't care about this thread though, in fact I pray for it's downfall
Huh it was a girl jockey?
that's kinda not nice
>claims she LOVES RACING>retired irl after winning the tiarawhat did she mean by this?
>>587786591
What thing Cygames never gets it wrong about Umamusume?
JUMPKINO
>>587786941>girl jockeyNow they're making the riders woke
>>587786941female jockey is kind of like nikke
>>587787065attracting esl retards like you
this thread doesn't pass the rhyme check
>>587786978Each extra year that she races is one less kid One kid could race for 5 years back then, maybe even 6 yearsSo it's more racing if she spawns more racers instead of racing herself
Girls jockeys?RIDING THE HORSES?Heheh, NEIGH! NEIGH!
>>587786751I wanna smell her large pits
>>587787065>ESL
>>587787137>lesbians
Hawkfield wins Shuyo Jump Stakes (Open) at Tokyo
Aqua Vernal will win the Queen Elizabeth 2 Cup
God damn that #13 horse had a strong chance if only he didn't slow started so hard From dead last to 6th
>>587787163sexooooo
>>587787163what causes sprinters to be like this
>>587787065
trannies out at full strength
>>587787360>>587787308
umamusumes are made of glue and to glue they will inevitably return
WAIT A MINUTE, is this Torena? In an event? Did they fuse the timelines together to appeal more to self-inserters?
>>587787524Hotglue*
>>587787531heyy
>>587787512I hate how her character is just a copypaste of Kirari in CG, absolutely no personality except and just big with high pitch voice
>>587787524they are made of hopes and dreams but there's a five step processing chain to void dreams and you can turn hopes straight into glue
>>587787572taken.
>>587787390>>587787512
>>587787627close enough
>>587787531>aislop >black horse
>>587787632retard
if ramonu hates toreina why does she have a wedding skin
>>587787667>annoyed andy
>>587787664>vivlos and verxina blacked horsesI knew it
Madison Girl wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>587787674To marry an ugly bastard
>>587787724>kicked from their own club for being too annoying kevin
>>587787745>Xaar
>>587787785proof?
>>587787736>cuckshit
i flatlined today
>>587787836yes
>>587787745>Zaizafon>Zafonic>Xaari've never seen these 80s mecha anime before
>>587787736Stop that
>>587787886so you have no proof. got it
>>587787674She hates you in the bad ending
The thread was better empty than when you couple faggots showed up. Die in a gutter in whichever shithole country you are from.
>>587787928got what
>>587787971
>haru_urara_(umamusume) rating:explicit
>>587787971V is BrazillianUmama is Eurofag but no idea what countryboth shitholes, though
Pan paka paanPakarat, pakarat, karatto egao wa juu karattoTtoka itteru, uchira no jidai da (Daiyuushou!)
>>587787960and get bed-breaking hagsex in the good ending? holy shit that's intensethe assholes spreading lies about her are eternally btfo, Ramonu is stupidly for (You)
>>587788120Posted this image from my favela btw
>>587788162kek
V is actually from Japan, I don't know why you guys keep saying this
>>587788120>cropped porn
>>587788042japanese artists shouldn't be allowed to draw this ugly
>>587788224lol
>>587788051Umama is from Finland
KINO finish
aaaaaaa help
>>587788451I turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>587788224*Philippines
>>587787960I will now roll for the hag (uma) I was already rolling for the hag (card)
>>587788481
does she just torture palmer on purpose? Ruby Pussy cannot be that good dude
What qualifies as a track with sharp turns?
>>587788417proof?
>>587788607it is, ask her tore
>>587788636Dozo
>>587788607dox
>>587788713But why those six?
>>587788675V fucked up and revealed his country, not Finland though but Scandi.
>>587788607Poor PalmerIts okay, I'll be her rebound.
Swallow City wins Tsuchiyuonsen Tokubetsu at Fukushima
>>587788795Based on irl race tracks
>>587788804I must've missed that episode but euro hours always sucked
Umama is from the nordic countriesV is a flipsource? me and my homies
>>587788942>>587633106>crossed out OMake of that what you will
/uma/club members country?
>>587789004that's just him dodging filters
>>587789041Indonesia
>>587789050That and directing the post to him, Umama is a scandi but I have no idea which country
>>587789041India
>>587789041Italy
My club doesn't have indians.
>>587788882Did they randomly decide that these track has a sharp turn, or are there specific measurements used to determine it?
magandang umaga
>>587789296magandang hapon
>>587789041Ireland
trainee brutally attacked my face with her umanko
Is it down for anyone else or is it just me?
Cosmo Storm wins Miura Tokubetsu at Tokyo
>grand master caps at 1500 speedholy brick scenario please tell me I can push speed to 1600 with 18 speed sparks
>>587789378my penis is up from chatting with him.
>>587789223It's literally the characteristic of the track, you can eyeball it even. Just compare kyoto and nakayama against tokyo and the other smaller racetracks
>>587789391>cosmo storm>wonder if it's related to neo universe haha>it isWOAH HECKIN KINO
>>587789296holy larp>>587789330trve swagapino
>>587789393you wouldnt want to, stam and power sparks are still far too important to pass up. Just treat 1500 as the new baseline and expect everyone else to stop there.
>>587789041hai, /uma/club member here. i can confidently say i'm a malaysiafag
>>587789393Retard
>>587789462the names are not related thoThe owner is a company named cosmo-cosmo
>>587789482ulle...
Had 4 runs in a row where Light Hello refuses to start dating before classic year
>seapag hours
>>587789393we're probably getting stamina contest so stamina sparks are still gonna be pretty mandatory for medium+ and speedmaxxing doesn't really matter for short distances anyway
>>587789565that's me.
>>587789393pointless when you need 1000 guts now
>>587789581How long until Ai hours
>>587789602>>587789004Why did V out you again
>>587789640When the schizo goes to sleep
>>587789565are you training shichi? she might be threatening her because of how much it irks her when torena goes on a date with an uma who isn't shichi herself
what are the best parents and gps for medium kita blanco?
>>587789602i want to have sex with you and your friends
>>587789779sorry taken~
sigh...
>>587789849... woman?
>>587789916wtf no
>>587789640
I fucking hate flips
nonnies want me but can't have meee
>>587789963>>587789963>>587789963>>587789963
>>587789975Who has you? surely there's someone
>>587789467Have another one
See you next thread when the rate-up’s the same
>>587790114kino
>>587778095>>587787243You will never be a woman.
>>587790012It will never be you V
