League Start edition[PoE 1]>Covens of Umbrahttps://www.pathofexile.com/covens>Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/4013680[PoE 2]>Conquerors of Wraeclast[YouTube] Path of Exile 2: Conquerors of Wraeclast Trailer (embed)>1.0https://pathofexile2.com/fullreleaseRegisterhttps://pathofexile2.com/registerResourceshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCt>>587706438
TUBBINGTON
Can we get better OP?
>>587730901my fucking suburb doesn't have fiber yet so I'm still on shitty cable
ALL QUEUES TUBBED
>>587730902GOD SHIT OF EXILE 1NEW CONTENT OF EXILE 1DOG SHIT OF EXILE 2TUBBED CONTENT OF EXILE 2
I GET LOGGED OUTBUT LOG BACK AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
THE LEAGUE STARTS IN LESS THAN AN HOURWHERE THE FUCK IS THE QUEUE CHRIS
Good evening I hate Karui's so much it's unreal.
what Atlas tree are you boys planning?i have no clue what to do
>>587731071Teto! You can't say that!
no leaguestart for standalonecels
>>587731103uhhhhhh harvest and incursion
>>587731103betrayal blight and breach with some cheeky map and monster wheels
where's the fucking queue i need by pre-league nap
if i dont get a mageblood by day 2 im butting a round into my 5090's cranium
>>587731071TKD TOTAL KARUI DEATH
• cubbed• dubbed• fubbed• gubbed• nubbed• pubbed• rubbed• subbed• tubbed• blubbed• chubbed• clubbed• drubbed• flubbed• grubbed• slubbed• snubbed• stubbed• dehubbed• redubbed• rerubbed• resubbed• scrubbed• shrubbed• undubbed• unrubbed• overdubbed• unshrubbed• overclubbed• nightclubbed
OK i'M READY
>pob ready>playlist ready>snacks ready>game downloadedoh yeah we comfy
>>587731103Gooncave with some cum dungeon nodes and semen swamp synergy
It can't have it! No no no no!
>"generals cry lacerate? hmm ok sou-">cyclonepoe makes me shake with rage at its skill design, I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this fucking game so much enough with this fucking pseudo builds
>>587730902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVLdP41VBfkforgot about poop2 yt link
Massacre all pedophilic weeb tr/a/nnime freaks with axes, knives and hammers
I haven't updated my filter.
computer generate 15000 pornographic images of atziri
I'M IN
>>587731056you some kind of retard or somethin?
cya fags
Sir Tubbington we are experiencing a sewage outage in quadrant delta. At this rate we are fully clogged in less than 15 minutes."FIX IT" screeches Sir Tubbington from the bathroom.
>>587731312?you just use cyclone to move around, you can drop it if you wantit's a pretty interesting build but you are such a brown you cant see it
>downloaded and updated in less than 2 minutesFeels good being human.
>>587731216que crash anyway. just sleep
>>587731291wow same>>587731214>>587731201so the strat is to focus on 2-3 mechanics or like what
>>587731451steambros WON
What should I masturbate to before the league starts?
>>587731359thanks for reminding me that I'm doing temple this league, didn't know what I was gonna do
>>587731513makeup doing HUGE work for that foid
>>587731541mathil
>>587731312go play poo2
>>587731451You are posting gacha shit. You are beneath Ranjeet.
>>587731541mathil cosplay
the queues been sabotaged...
>>587731343I'll have you like this
did they actually remove temple mods from the game or am i just retarded
>>587731590id rather eat a literal big shit out of a tub
THE REALM IS CURRENTLY DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE
there is no queue because the game is eos'd
>>587731390megabyte vs megabit, dumbo
QUEUE UPU UPUPUPUPUPUPUP
It's up
#3075
>2615not bad
ITS UPPPPPPPPPPPP
it's up
QUEUE UP
>>587731652GOD that doujin is so fucking hot I've literally spilled cubic liters of cum to it and the author's other works.
Soon
I'm in qLOGIN
>2445 people ahead of you
>he's not sub 2kkekaroo, see you next league
ngl lil gups I'm not even hyped
340!
4470
>10,000+ because I was busy shitpostingNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587731742tubbed
51 minutes leftwhat are you grabbing to drink
>>587731221Ive never used mb and i have gotten 40/40 every league since og expedition. Its quite literally the definition of a crutch item for shitters.
POST YOUR QUEUE NUMBERS, NOW
>3108
it's... joever...
LET ME IN I NEED TO FLICKER
>4037
>>587731740Wagashi literally never misses. And his next doujin looks to be based in the same universe as the witch story, this time with two catgirl lolis in heat587065
>>587731713>52 minutes before league >9500TUBATROOOOOON
>retards not knowing queues get reset on league startokay
>>587731221this boy a girls frontline t-doll
>429th in queue>going to idle in townheh nothin personnelle
oh my god what is happening why is it SO SLOW FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>5877318649688 for me
>>587731858white monster of course
The face of Path of Exile 2.
POG
i might as well rope
I think it'd be funny if Emiru got knocked out on camera one day. Her simps are fucking annoying.
>>587731931retard
>>587731518Das rite!>>587731595I just like cute anime girls and PoE, anon. Sorry for your internet.
>>587731652this but para
>>587731858Scotch on the rocks
>>587731968Since when are Jeets so masculine?
>54,176 In-GameOH NO NO NOGIGA FLOP INCOMINGEOS SOONAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJA
>>587731967monsterbro tell me the optimal drinking times for 2 cans, should i pop one before league starts or save it for later? Also, popping second one at about 8 hours in?
>>587731991one day, it will happen
>>587731864:( I usually have like 25mb speeds, but for some reason this piece of shit is throttling at like 400kb this time
6.7k queue sniped
>>587731343you are gay and have aids
>>587731858Cappuccino about to eat dinner too
>>587732120>AJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJAbrownoid
>>587731991I don't understand simping for twitch thots when there's literal thousands of OF girls that are just as hot and actually give you what you want.
I don't queue cause I can't run 2 games at once
>>587732184
>Queuing this early and not expecting the sabotage that'd reset everythingNGMI
ummm chud sisters!?
Every once in a while I get a spike that's reasonable, but this is slow af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBWHGBy70xwthis nigga is doing ubers on magic gear
I just got done starting my chili in the instant pot. Now time to read my build guide so I even know wtf im doingstarting praw level absolution
>>587732129i have usually 70mb download pseed and its downloading at 2.84 mb right nowsomething is happenin to poe shitty servers
>>587731858A whole jug of Proja
thoughts?
>>587731991This but Jinnyttv
>>587732241holy based!
oh wait I should have downloaded the patch
>>587732246ngmi
>>587732163being gay and having aids doesn't prevent him from being right, tr/a/nny
i think some niggas are gonna be surprised how good slayer eviscerate is
>>587732324your gay
>>587732246It's behaving weird for me too. My internet isn't the fastest, but I keep getting lows down to like 300kbs for a a lil bit before going back up
>>587731652>>587731740>>587731898The mixed:"mmf threesome$" filtered me in that one but his other stuff is good.
>>587732129better than it stopping every 5 seconds with some error
>>587732271>thoughts? nerf minions
>>587732407why gay what?
>>587732241blessed numerals worthy of mirror drop in act 2
mmf threesome older male shotacon lolicon incest
About time to order that pizza and sides
>only 45 minutes to decide what I'm playing
>>587731858For now? Just Coke Zero.In the evening? Ghost Pink Lemonade, of course.
I won't be home for another 2 hours...Have fun... I'll wait for the next league...
>using standalone client in 2026gaben winning once again
>>587732016Nothing you said contradicts what i said.
>>587732241
can't hear you from spot 15000
>luminary build ready>auto buy/lvl/pick what I need via claude ready>food ready>neversink ready>maphack ready>autoflask readysee you in maps in 6h
Leaguestart drink READY
>>587732685>maphack readyWhere do I get this?
pre league shit almost ruined it
>>587732241Once the loot buffs kick in, everything will be alright.
>>587732512I'm that older male.
If I just want to quickly do the challenges for foribdden rites whats a good build for it?
>>587732685ggg now knows your ip
>>587732507mirror drop is only area level 35 up, retard
>>587732442It's the weakest part of it true, even if I like the "sex montage" panel of it, but everything before it, specially the VIP veiled bj scene is peak hentai. Absolutely in love how he draws tongues and expressions
Time to lose 1 hour in acts by not having a filter
>>587732761Mein Fuhrer... Andrew...
>>587732761My Furher...The loot buffs...
>>587732773spirit walker monkey or explosive grenade into any of the busted gemling builds
>>587732721lurk more you're not getting it on leaguestart with everyone watching, unless someone decides to spoonfeed you>>587732807good, my wifi network name is JonathanTongueMyAss
>2 hours to go>ben already clearing kitava
get your campaign filter right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587732701trying to read that made me cringe so hard imma miss leaguestart
>xhe didnt preload Not my problem. Should have read the memo and not let FOMO get the better of you, tourist Ranjeet.
What should I farm? I can't decide.Strongboxes are always super OP and I imagine threads aren't something you need to buy from other players so the barrier to entry is gone...Expedition usually feels pretty good early league but can maybe get a tiny bit difficult and you really want something like a prolif build...Then there's Blight, which is probably my favorite mechanic, but it's not always the most profitable...>>587732271I played Storm Burst last league and it felt like bait it was kind of mid!!
>>587732701Jesus fucking Christ, Reddit in a bottle
>>587732980kek quite literally
>>587732915>ben
>>587732701uba-uba incarnation of cringe boss fight just dropped
>>587732721just look up poe smoother idk if it had the maphack but you can probably find it if you can find that
>>587732701Build for this feel?
>>587732701
>>587732512I'm pretty sure Satsuki Imonet has a doujin with those tags
>he is a jingakh
>>587732701just a black coffee and some bullets for me
>>587733168Minion something
im gonna farm blight whats my estimated iq
>>587732972Blight probably will be mega profitable with juiced maps.Legion too. Then there's beastfarming which is still just scour-and-go.
> Ok it's a big patch for us, I'll post an update when things are more clear. oh no
>>587732869>my
>>587732980no, its literal piss.
>>587731695if i were downloading at 180megabits thatd be equivalent to 22mbps and it wouldve taken me hours to download the fucking game you retard. Steam time estimates include the installation as well
>>587733283~100-110
>>587733205Build for the summer feels ?
>only 24k queueHoly grimola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM3Tag8JEVQis this actually goodpls pls pls respond
magefist will save us
>>587731864
30 minutes to launch and only 25k in queueIt's genuinely End of Service for poo1 isn't it?
Nope, I won't play this league
dubs names my character
>>587733470Poobuttcheeks
>>587733345retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_CVVrF6G_0relaxing before the league start :)
don't care still fishing in wow
Yes, I am playing flicker strike again.
>>587733470ILoveBBC
SMARTEST BRAINS OF POEG ASSEMBLEDO YOU PREDICT THE CHANGE TO DROPS WILL LEAD TO STARVATION OR WILL YOUR FLORISH AND SHOWER IN RICHES?
comparison is the thief of joy
>>587733412>flicker>non slayerbait
>>587732241Meine respektierunge
>>587733470foreskin_eating_jew
>>587733598poe2 hyperinflation is coming to poe1 because of tubgun 100%
>>587733470Poetwowon
>>587733470LynchAnimeFreaks
>>587733535Im not the one who is seething about someone having faster internet than me so much so that he has to develop schizo delusions that i bothered to photoshop a fucking picture. take your fucking meds
>>587733470jonathans_poopsock
God I want to fuck Lily
playing ssf to fully experience the new game changes
>>587733636dex stacking flicker deadeye is goated
>>587733598reddit will cry about grounz loot again
>>587733168HCSSF autoattack
>>587733543get pumped up get pumped up get pumped uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmEERvqq70
>>587733598day1-3: "OMG WHERE IS THE JUICE GGG IS RETARDED">panic buff from ggg to 'fix' it (it wasn't actually broken people just didn't know where the juice wasday 4-7: "WTF GGG THERES WAY TOO MUCH LOOT THE ECONOMY IS RUINED"
>>587733692retard
>>587733598Starvation, then people will find broken shit abd reddit will have a melty.
>>587732271never played prawwatched a buld guide video and got very confused on when this comes online
Thanks Neversink, very cool. Why would I want to pick up Amethyst Rings.
we're all watching our guy connor btw
>>587733598They put good loot behind the hardest stuff so people will whine
>>587733598shrinkflation league
>>587733470NickGurr
>>587733470tubbednfubbed
>>587733470batatvideogamesttv
wheres the datamine that tells us what the league combos are
>>587731298sauce?
>>587733470LatvianSalamiMonster
>>587733598THE TUB IS TICKING
>>587733345>200megabytes a seconds means 5 seconds per gigabyte, which means 40 seconds for 8 gigabyte>download takes 7 minutes
>>587732701lel>>587733598Can't be worse than last league.
>>587733470brahminjeet
>>587733818>poo2 tards are unironically mad about white items being hidden from them
>>587733470SoCuteLittleGirl
>he still plays poe1
>>587733470brahmin_cock_worshipper
the new fireball is still just played on elementalist right
all im gonna say is ive never seen a trans karui, only trans ortathians and ezomytes. #WatDatMean
IT'S GOONING TIME!
>>587733470>there are people who don't know
>>587734031>Jewcers are still madHE HE HE HE HE
>>587733470GGGATEmyJohnson
Are your filters ready, anon?
>>587734270cyclone yespaw no
>>587734089bro what do you mean im gonna craft that ilvl 59 amethyst ring into a mirror tier item
>>587732260>prawGot a guide?
>>587732701I saw this same bottle in GTA6
https://poedb.tw/us/Wickerman
>>587733470TransRightsForever
>>587733818I yearn for the day GGG turns down the loot explosion spam to the point where I don't need an item filter anymore.
>>587733470SixtyJonathansInATub
Should I play TR Pathfinder or Poison Anime Weapon?!
>>587733470JonatroonLiedPoEDied
>>587734402anon, the advertisers!
>>587734402NOOOOOOTHINK ABOUT SHAREHOLDERS!
>>587734380its straightforward minion build what do you need ?CovenantAbyss JewelBreach Daggerjewels +poison+2 helm
BUT LATER NEVER CAME
>>587734380This is the one I'm usinghttps://maxroll.gg/poe/build-guides/poison-ranged-animate-weapons-league-starterhaven't read it yet tho desu
>>587733470i_heart_girlCoC
>>587734421
>>587734554I'm a beginner anon>>587734559Thanks
I want to see unintentional multiplicative giga juice interactions between mechanics
>8500 in que>dinner is ready in 30 minutes >just enough time to polish my chaos orb tattoo and give my wifes son a good night hug
>>587733470GiftedAviator
>>587733470DeadGayGameForLosers
>>587734559helmbreaker is THE animate weapon niggaplayed his build in 3.27 and facerolled ubers all day on like 30d investment
your reaction if ground loot is all concentrated in bosses that fubguns cant clear?
is cyclone bad? I wanted to start with that, I don't think I've ever played it
>27k people ahead of me in queue>number is not even going downits over
New player here, Penis Brand, RF or Cyclone? I want something semi-low cost and little button pressing.
Have you done your pre-league stretches? Your health is important exile!
help i'm about to play sanctum instead of the game
>>587734726RF
>>587733470octroonvian_gay
We will hit a new all-time peak.
>>587734763you'll have to do sanctum for me cause I skipped that league then barely dipped a toe into the mechanic
>>587734720Why would it be going down retard, there's still 20 minutes.
>>587734658based and same!
>>587733168whatever people play in ruthless
>>587734879its gonna drop after 2 days like every league
Logged into my Mirage WORB in Stnard and man it's so tempting to go play it agian
>>587734808ok, thanks>>587734780ok thanks
>>587734714shockwave cyclone is fine
>>587733470dalit_supremacy
>>587734608thanks i opened this at work and got promoted
>>587733598I dont know. Im too dumb to make sense of it. My plan was to a run a MF build but then people said player MF is bad and atlas drops are the way to go, so who the fuck knows.
>>587734608>sheboner ruined
CYCLONE SHOCKWAVE IN THIS BITCH
>35kits overwhat anime should i watch ?
>>587734726RF is the poster child simple build for new players but if you do play it you need to remember that youre playing a retard build with no buttons thats mostly a walking sim and doesnt have many problems to solve in order to work so it isnt the best representation of the game
>>587733470BlackScumGhettoMap
>>587734726RF but you will struggle with low damage early on. Fairly high investment to keep pushing. Penance Brand is fairly low cost with slightly more button presses but goes much further than RF for similar investment.>>587734808What the heck!
>Oh right, filter>Go download filter>Throw in folder>Refresh>Doesn't show up>Oh, I downloaded the PoE2 version>Switch to PoE1>Download>Put in folder>Still doesn't show upWell, guess I'm going Filterless for the first few hours.
how hard is to league start an armor stacking champ
>>587733470>all these newfags
can u leap slam with a 2 handed axe?
>>587734979What the fuck are atlas drops?
we will hit the real golden age after they add wasd to the game for the poo2babs and they flood in
>>587732129>>587732265>>587732416meanwhile, some (probably paid) fanboy on the forums will cry and be like REINSTALL THE GAME, REINSTALL WINDOZE, ITS UR COMPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one then proceed to eat a whole bag of dicks and die. in that one financial disclosure they did, it said they only spend like 50k on server costs and made millions and millions in profit. cheap faggots
>>587734979>My plan was to a run a MF build but then people said player MF is badYeah poe1 sucks because dad ganer redditors would cry about how its so unfair that they're forced to have item rarity on gear so that they can get 1 more div per white map. Only poe2 has good MF and dad gamer redditors cry so hard about it I fear them caving and removing it
>>587734402>>587734608>>587734808janny deleting poe culture is unheard of, what happened to this general?
Sex? Had.Food? Bought.Build? Undecided, what the fuck do i play ?
>>587734907That's fine because everyone will have already bought the supporter packs
>>587735130you can leap slam with any melee weapon
>>587735060yuss
where is kirac pass
>>587735119All stacking builds are brutal to start and you're better off going a slammer or something and farm
>>587733470HOW THIS ANON DODGING DUBS ? some kind of Ghetto magic ?
>>587734808>>587735076>>587735101Yeah these are what I've heard from that the RF build but I'll make a new character if I get bored of RF (Hopefully not)
>>587735073thunderbolt fantasy
>>587734218You simply run out of shit to do faster if juicing isn't an option.
>>587735203this is still a blue board, anon
>>587735239ok thanks
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FILLER LEAGUEI DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FILLER LEAGUEI DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FILLER LEAGUEI DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FILLER LEAGUEI DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FILLER LEAGUEI DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FILLER LEAGUEI DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS FILLER LEAGUE
>>587735073flip flappers
>>587735291its not blue
>>587735215
fugboogers where you at
>>587735349literally open this thread in a different browser
>>587735269ewww no tnx they ugly chinks
>>587735267well the good thing about RF is at least you're on marauder so you can just play another chieftain build or swap to a juggernaut or berserker rather than having to completely level from scratch if you want that option
I have to delete an old character...
QUICK BUILD ME UP
>>587735196"mf" was badly designed in poe1 because rarity does fuckall and IIQ was locked to just few select uniques that all but 2 builds couldn't afford to wear
Axe based yuri build???
>>587735339LOGIN NYOW
>>587733470ilovebighorsecocks
>>587731652source
>>587733470xXx_Legolas__xXx
>>587735390its written by a jap (the urobutcher himself) and the voicing is all in japanese its literally the best thing ive watched in the last 10 years
MY CYCLONE SLAYER NEEDS A NAME
WTF you said we wouldn't clear 100k doomerbros????? What went wrong??????
>flip floppers
0 fun builds
>>587735456You were provided both the digits and the author's name
>>587735343tnx watching trailer nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNpCpTspyK4
>>587733470thratus_cumdump
patch: downloadedtea: madesnacks: on my deskwomen and minorities: disrespectedit's gamer time
>>587733470Seia
I have the supporter pack to go in 15 minutes earlier
>>587735391Oh that's neat I didn't know that you can just swap ascendancies.
>>587735237kirac vault pass is always released in game on launch you can look it up as soon as you are on the beach typically
What's up with the tranime raid?
>>587735514bots.
>>587733470YaBoyAH
>>587735551>snacks: on my deskmfw already got all of my calories for the day
>>587733470ILoveChildren
>>587735504bigfaggotthatfreekillspeople
>>587733470jonathanthecumdumpster
>>587735539Yeah because you have to get the shrine claw first.
>>587735618what's up with the reddit tourist questions?
>>587735343cockona...
>>587735538Dont spoiler 1.0 release bro....>>587735618what elso you do before queue go up ?
>>587735438>"mf" was badly designed in poe1 because rarity does fuckallIt used to increase your chance of dropping currency but people cried about it a decade ago so it castrated to only affecting equipment rarity. That's why they're making a big deal about map rarity affecting currency again now, but they're too pussy to make iir on gear relevant again too
>>587735578you do it inside the lab and it costs you more to swap than regular skills
>>587735618Anime boardAnime game
10 minutes YAY WOO
>>587733470TransRights
>>587733470adolf_hitler_fujoshi
>>587733470>>587735504iLoveTubs
>>587735618Asian game.
>>587735730Rarity on gear only works for a game like D2, it just shouldn't be in PoE at all.
>>587733470Whenspoetwo
>>587735778karla gf
DO I STILL HAVE TIME TO PEE? I DON'T WANT TO RUIN MY LEAGUESTART
>>587733470YouWillNeverGetTheBoarPet
>>587735740Good to know, thanks!
>>587735881better get some bottles ready chud
I'm inthe queue
OLD /POEG/ AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BEAINT WHAT SHE USED TO BEAINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE
>>587733470can i have second chance ?Niggermancoven
>>587733470dubs_names_my_character
God i missed path of exile main menu musicSo fucking KINOPoe2s main menu music is just kinda meh
>>587733470underageboylover
>>587733470IamJingakh
>>587734013poorfag seething
Holy shit that dude just cannot get 2 repeating numerals. He used up all of his RNG right before league start.
im out of the loop is the patch any good
>>587733470BatAtWraeclast
>>587733470>>587733586ILoveBritishBroadcastingCorporation
bls tell me what to league start
>>5877334702_repeating_numerals
>>587736152RF
>>587733470Karui_Cock_Fluffer
>>587733470Shiroha
Here is the playlist Mathil would kill for.60h of the finests EDM,IDM, dnb, house, russian electronic, collected over several years i gotten a bit lazy as of late and didnt add muchhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/2zlmgqRSRpXLHtqN0OQs05?si=cb3f638cc1ba4f10Have fun niggies
>>587733470I_Miss_Navali
>>587735618tencent pays me 1 alch shard per anime post
I dont know what to play.Retal glad Chains of command Reap/exang mines RF cheif I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PICK HEEEEEEELP
>>587736083God doesn't want him to play this league, it's a sign
>>587736116It's cazzie coded so if you're a PoE vet the only reason to play is if you love shrines. If you're new it's never been a better time to jump in.
>>587736205is shit...>>587736289
I wanna play spell totems this league, what skill does everyone use with em? I did a bit of frozen orb spell totems last league but I didn't finish the campaign, and I know Frozen Orb has been nerfed in basically every way shape and form.
PRAW or Icicle Mine sanctum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY9bXbDrRAs
>CWS untouchedIt's another league of no button pressing. Crack open some 'tube on the second monitor and print currency. Yep. That's life.
>>587735148Does anyone know?
>kicked out of queue somehow>38kthats a new one
>>587736356every other sheep is going PRAW gear is going to be uber expensive
>60k in queueit's over...i'm never going to make it this league
Can't wait to take 3 hours to clear act 1 like I always do. Slowly and steady chads ww@?
>>587736083dubs are disabled on this board....
>>587733470TransRtsHumanRtsHow the fuck have we not hit dubs yet?
>failing the 1/11 roll 36 times in a rowLiterally me when I play PoE.>>587735148>>587736418In patch notes it said anything that drops from mechanics basically.
Build for my Intarnetto wife ?>>587733470Lorna Harmit
>sanavixx stream open for comfy cyclone community>some random guy i added waaaaay back with like 5 viewers open blasting hardcore technoim comfy
MEAL FINISHEDREADY FOR LEAGUESTART
>>587736418No idea if there was development but best guesses were anything atlas related.From maps to fragments, to atlas bases etc.
>>587736503Don't feed the newfags.
I spend this time reading good 'ol /poeg/ instead of reading the build guide I will followThread dies anyway when game goes live
>>587736352Stormburst is the cuck's choiceDivine Ire is for true chads
>>587736268here you go sisterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rjElB-lLL8G_QMzNFUsPzsSvZmzI8s4caKg6CLAa_D8/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>587733470iGargleTemplarCum
>>587735841It feels good to have a powerful enough build that you can start sacrificing bits of power for better drops.
>>587733470ForTheLoveOfGodGiveDubs
120k viewers holyFeels like we dont get that many viewers usually on leageu starts for PoE 1?
>>587735618poe has gone significantly downhill since this shit got farmed out to the chinks. It wasn't like this a few years ago but somehow we've attracted a bunch of gacha gooners. Get a 4chan ai blacklister. helps readability immensely in this cesspit
>>5877364864 hours minimum, going a bit faster this time
Is Lily married?
>>587736231thanks anon. unlike most zoomers who just have their fav influencer in the background i still listen to music.
>>587736452fair, sold
good luck everyone
>>587733470GaySpaceDiggers
>>587733470en_word
>almost 8 pm on league start>friday evening>am 35Do i drink a glass of pepsi maxx zero or not
>>587736629yea 2 me, back off chud…
POOP
>>587736604Leagues post exilecons are always inflated.
>only 50K queueDead on arrival, bravo Jonathan
>>587736687>one offFuck.... you almost solve it
>>587733470rng_wasted_for_this
>>587736569both sound cool, I'll give em both a try during campaign thanks anon
>sub 150ksafe to say 3.30 flopped
>>587736696>Do i drink a glass of pepsi maxx zero or notyes or get shot
why are cultured posts being deleted and blatant spam is not? something feels wrong
I dont know what build to play
>>587736647guh
REMEMBER TO STAND UP, DO SOME HIGH STEPS, WALK A BIT, MAYBE SOME SQUATS EVERY FEW HOURS!
>>587736781Yes ma'am
Just enough time for one more fap before league start
I'M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587736530thanks bro>>587736661no problem
just did 7 knee pushups and I'll do 1 for every time i die in campaign
>>587736805Already did my squats/benchpress i'm good
>>587736647
>>587736503>SpoonfeedingNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>>587736789Mamba
uh oh stinky
Dose your addy now lads, it takes 15m to kick invyvannse if you got it
>>587731858a hot toddy. wouldn't be playing this if i wasn't sick
>>587736570>no absolutiondo normies not know about this?
>>587733470Poo_One_Tubbed
what's the league mechanic about bros, do I have to read it up or is intuitive?
>>587733470ChrisWasRightAboutTrade
640 million damage for cyclone with wickerman
>need to delete a character or come up with a nameHERE WE GO AGAIN
>>587736904where's her penis?
RIP ANON missed league because trusted naming for rigged board
how long till league launch 1 h?
>mathil did a wickerman cosplayunironically would have been kino as fuck challenge reward if poe1 wasnt on life support
>>587737060>he's touching his wiggermanNGMI
>>587733470iloveeatingpooyum
>>587737027kill shit in circle, the main thing is everything else got changed
>>587737079FUUUUUCK SAME
THE QUEUE IS NOT MOVING AAAAAAAA
>>587736580being able to scale the rewards with the difficulty of the content you are running is an infinitely better system than forcing you to wear some gay ass uniques that will brick most builds
>>587737079>need to delete a character AND come up with a name
WHY IS MY QUEUE NOT MOVING? IT'S TIME NOW
IT'S STUCK
>>587736950i took 40mg ritalin and monster ultra cock
START THE LEAGUE YOU FUCKING NIGGGERS
>>587736605>Get a 4chan ai blacklister.kek did someone end up making that?
WHY ISNT IT MOVING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
the queue is so smallmirage i had a queue of over 130kthis time im at 40k lol
IT'S NOT GOING DOWN AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
QUEUE STUCKQUEUE STUCKPLEASE
NIGGERBROS? NOT MOVING BROS?
>>587737236>WHY IS MY QUEUE NOT MOVING? IT'S TIME NOWDaylight SavingsIt isn't for an hour
fucked up my grocery order and now i won't have snacks until tomorrow. build for this feel?
everyone's got their prostate massagers in, right?
playing a couple hours then going to bed because I'm not a degenerate
>>587737236SABOTAGED again...>>587733470Sabotageleague20
>>587737027>Kill shit>Click buttons to upgrade boss afterwards>Matching sets of upgrade cards give bonus rewards>Sauced bosses drop extra equipment for a special slot (Wickerman)
>>587736175NOOOOOhello? queue?
>>587737132post it
cutedog_ is ridiculously handsome
>>587737236TL;DR: They are using a Microsoft program to automatically turn on the floodgates, but Microsoft is broken so someone has to sprint to the office and do it manually.
>>587733470wiggerworlddomination
Bros? It's not moving
fubgun is already in game
SABOTAGED
evens cycloneodds ele fireball
>>587735343this flopping is what blackpilled me and made me stop watching anime
Been waiting for an entire minute and the queue isn't moving.EOS after this confirmed.
>>587736950>vyvannse>>587737273>ritalindoes that make you feel uneasy?t. adhd autism unmedication selfmedication caffeeine nicotine
>sabotaged at the last secondnot like this...
>>587733470BEX_FUTA_PORN
EOS
YOU HAVE TO RESTART
their page is frozen too
queue's not moving?
Streamer queue is online.
EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS
im in
how do they continually fuck things up
>steam didn't update so i am not even queued yetNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587737394it has always been known that japs have awful taste
>im already drunkyeah thats not good
MY QUEUE POSITION
not even streamers are in lolthis is itchris hid a deadmans switch at exilecon
IT WORKS IF YOU RESTART GO GO GO
LEAGUE ISN'T STARTING UNTIL ANON GETS HIS NAME
>>587737356
QUEUE STUCK!
dead queuedead game
why is the queue not moving?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UELET'S GOOOOOOOOO
door stuck
POO 1 EOS
QUEUE IS STUCKYOU NEED TO REFRESHover 100k people in queue fuck my life
FUCK YOU NIGGERS I LEFT THE QUEUE AT 20K BECAUSE I THOGUHT IT WAS FROZEN AND NOW IT'S 60K
CMON JONATROON DONT SABOTAGE THE QUEUE
>already ate and drank everything i had boughtevery time
nice "game", retards
>>587737205you don't need gay ass uniques in poe2 you can just get item rarity mods on regular gear>being able to scale the rewards with the difficulty of the content you are running is an infinitely better systemthen you end up like poe1 where 90% of skills are unusable because you have to scale to tens of millions of dps in order to do anything worthwhile
>>587737540heh
MY QUEUE ISN'T MOVING HELLLLLLLLLOOOOO
>>587737487you shold drink water and eat something anon no point being blackout in an hour or two>>587737540>webmfucking KEK gotta play stalker again
nigger
Dead league, dead game
>poe1 situation
IT'S MOVING
ITS GOING DOWN
EU servers are gonna be dogwater dogshit
i just restarted my game and im in
MY QUEUE IS MOVINGIT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN
>>587733470dubsdenier
>>587737403>does that make you feel uneasy?not reallymakes you horny tho, im also self medicated retardbut it does make me do things instead of ruminating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
>>587737542no one showed up...it's over...
IT"S MOVING
QUEUE IS MOVING
>100k queuePOE1 WONYOU LOST
>>587737521That does not look comfy
ITS MOVING I'M GETTING IN FUCK YOU ALL
ITS MOVING
ITS MOVINGTHIS IS NOT A DRILLWE ARE MOVING!!! DO NOT USE MTX OR TOWNS WILL LAGG !!!PSAreeeeee please guys
>>587735841literally why not, because you're a bitch?
Rolling for my position in queue
We're so back
nee to reque fuck
>>587733470GeoffreyEpstein
ben_ already died
>>587737615sex with this maid in particular
>>587733470HurtMeCovenMommyHow the FUCK did nobody get dubs yet?!
>>587737530hey it worked
>>587737648takes like a year to get someone to check if i got itso i dunno
There are people that still play poe1?
>>587737612JUST LIKE RONOVA
>queue moving at 10 places per secondsee you in 2 hours
odds - slayerevens - retaldation memes
>decreasing by about 100 a secondevery 6k people is one minute10 more minutes in queue
>>587737521CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!
>>587737704gratz anon.. you won
>>587737769YOU CAN'T GET DUBS ON /VG/ YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>587737542yeeps not even 150k ... it might actually be over
>>587737808"""people"""
>>587737692you're gonna look at my entire midnight pact setand you're gonna like it
>>587737842>>587737825mirage league had people playing in a matter of minutessomethings up with their servers
are there twitch drops?i cant find anything.
REMINDER: EQUIP YOUR MTX TRACKING RINGS, SCROLLS, AND WENDIGO CROWN
See you in-game chums
>>587737894Yes. It's a finisher effect.
uhh... my queue isnt moving...
Jonathan saw the Steam numbers were too high and made them literally physically unplug the servers LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU LOST JOHNNY BOY!!!!!!!!!!
>>587737816Please forgive her Lord Pierro
>>587737894yeah there's a boss kill effect and if you sub you get the coven portal
>>587737842they start slow to make sure nothing blows up and then ramp up, ever since I can't remember which league
>>587737859mods hate fun...
>>587737891I sense another "we were ddossed :(" announcement
>>587737856Man, i miss old poe aesthetics, the menu, the character selection, the music...
>>587737894yea
>>587737891microshaft dogshit quite possibly
Fubgun just killed Maven.
>>587737786lolethere are some benefits of living in third world shithole and being a knower
>>587738004>if you subi forgot they are doing this shitDARK PATTERNS CHRIS SAVE ME FROM THIS SHIT
I've seen faster DMV lines
leaving the thread once my queue is done so I can't compare anything to anyone
I'M GAY
I'm feeling crazy this league, might skip all tutorials
>>587733470OKay anon i winName you Isuckdslillydick
>>587737859>YOU CAN'T GET DUBS ON /VG/ YOU DOUBLE NIGGERwut>>587461000
>>587738135>>587738086>>587738040they gotta upgrade their infrastructure for poe2 1.0or else people will refund in droves
>SHE'S STILL IN ACT 1COULDN'T BE ME AHAHAHHAHAHA
>>587738176o7
Fucking swear on my mam this new fireball skill better be good faggots
>122kBros??? You said we wouldn't sniff 100k?
Anyone doing marauder str stacker?
>37k to 22k in 10 minutesWHOA SLOW DOWN
>>587738227That's trips, entirely different
>>587738323queue is fishy as fuck
What's new this league anyway?
S A B O T A G EIT DOESN'T COUNT POO2TROONSLALALALALALAL SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>587737769this specimen replied to himself several times lol
0: Toxic Rain Pathfinder1: Static Strike Guardian2: Ignite Eviserate Elementalist3: Stormburst Totem Hiero4: Chaos Dot Occultist 5: Poison Ranged Animated Weapon Necro6: Bonezone7: Dual Strike Gladiator8: Frost Blade Warden9: Exsanguinate Miner Trickster
>200 per secSPEED UP
>poo2 in poe1 thread
>Died to hillockoof...
>>587738490unlucky
Reminder that Jonathan is in charge of their network infrastructure for both games.
halfway done
no.....
>>587737890I see you little nigga~
>kill hillock>no lootAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
guess I'm playing shockwave cyclone, last time I played this shit was like 4 leagues ago
there's STILL TIME to GIVE ME A BUILD
I should've picked a class instead of gooning to japanese braps>>587738672not yet
>still nobody talking about my build>still buffedcheapies here i come
uhhhhhhh why is there NO lootwhat the fuck is happening
>>587738605i had the same shit happen
>>587737915Thanks for the reminder.What are scrolls an wendigo corwn though.
eos
that's it?
Completely forgot they got away with colored sockets hly shit
these names on global are so dogshit
>Quin's viewership dying because of AI slop spam>Fubgun has the highest poo viewership now
>log in>no queueholy dead league
WHERE'S THE FUCKING LOOT
haven't played in like a year, they removed socket colors??? wtf
>>587739185That change made my average campaign time 2 hours faster (it was 12 hours before)
why is the interface so shit
>>587739676ai gen
Fubgun dropped a HH from Brutus
S A B O T A G E D
do the league mechanic sirs
>>587739676Torchlight Infinite inspired design.
unique monsters dropping good fucking loot desu
UNIQUE WE GO
shit league just eos already
hillock dropped better loot in 3.29 lol this league is FUCKED
HOLY SHIT GOLDRIM LVL 2 WTF
>league already startedWTF WHY IS IT EARLY AND NOBODY TOLD ME
So spectral throw is SHITSplitting steel is sick
i have 6 rares in FetidPool like wtf ?
>thousand ribbons from first bossLETS FUCKING GOOOO!!
You are RETARDED if you skip the league mechanicI just got 10 rares from the crab
>path of exile 2 modelsuhhhh based??
also something newyou can mouse hover items in chat nownow need to open the chat then click the item
>>587740209They've been doing that for years now anon.
mora reminds me of navali
I have been no living wow forever the last week, I actually forgot league launches today
>141k
>>587740423retard
Why is she spamming me with dialogue, i already killed the boss.Nice bugged league GGG
>>587735391or you can be an absolute unit and play it on scion
>>587740449POST EXILECON HYPE!!!WERE SO BACK
campaign bosses being frozen in time is.... a Choice for speedrunners
>>587740197you just got nothing from it anon
>>587740505Did you kill the boss before picking up a fate? That's what happened to me
Theres a hell of a lot less loot now
>>587740423good chance a lot of ppl are missing league start because of forever, there is an overlap of playerslet's see the numbers
>>587740571Whatever you say leaguelet
>>587740565Good. speedrunner trannies deserve to be forced to interact and enjoy the league mechanic that octavian worked so hard on.
The masses are beginning to feel the weight of NO LOOT
>>587735645aww yiss
>>587740718No thats the thing they dont have to bosses can be skipped
>a whole month until 1.0 comes outaah
S A B O T A G E D O C T A T R O O N
>>587740804oh. silly
>finally log in poe1>try to move with WASD>mfw
SHUT UP MORAHOLY FUCK
OH NO NO NO NOWHERE'S THE LOOTAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA
>>587740949also the monsters aren't dangerous enough and I can just ignore item progression for most of an act because I'm using spells
>>587740641>>587741039sucks to suck lil gup
I'm in act 2 with no rings WTFFFFFFFF
anon didn't lieholy shit do the league mechanicez drops>>587740705i take it back
MORA IS YAPPING NONSTOP
GOT karui ward from first coven.... nice 10% free ms
fucking HIDEOUS ux
Who the fuck is Mora
So coven drops aren't guaranteed?
>>587741423SHITCROWS HAHAHA I GET IT
Post more so I can fix the OP.
Love seeing all of you getting good rares and uniques :D no, really, so happy>t. all rewards so far have been rare bows and body armours, as a caster
like why have the information triple
>144,261 players right nowYeah, that's a flop.
why is this bitch so LOUD
yum :)
Call me an oldfag hater but I dislike sockets being white now.It felt natural and normal, rather than an added on rule on top.
>>587741694dude just sell them for gold and buy caster items from Una wait wrong game
where do i identify items for free again
>>587741761It's still going up, but it's not gonna hit 200k. 160-180 is my 90% CI
>>587741154yeah? well I'm in act SIX! that's the ticket. my wife drove me there in our ferrari. my wife, Morgan Fairchild, yeah. that's it
Not a single wisdom scroll dropping bro
Nice one, retards.
>>587741973Buy them from shops for gold
this is dogshit loot
>giga loot>no ID scrolls
>>587741895one of the problems with poe1 is items not mattering enough because you can just leapslam through the campaign. needing specific socket colours meant drop varience even in act 1. but for new player experience i'm sure its better.
Guys I'm not even exaggerating, this is the worst state of loot I have ever seen in a campaign
>>587742024Thats not dropping either
gonna run some scoured maps to check loot. brb
>>587741979I swear this glitches out coven drops as I've done a few bosses but I don't get any of their drops
@claude please mod all of mora's voice lines out of this tubbed up game
I think its time to have a serious discussion about the inevitable End of Service.
>I RAN PAST EVERYTHING, MONSTERS! MECHANICS! RAN PAST THEM ALL! THERE'S NO LOOT!!!
ben already being in act 3 is good game design btw
>>587741761how is there no login queue with that many people
>>587742267shes been yapping and yapping
I fucking love having to use a mana flask every 5 attacks.
This could be the lowest launch peak since Sanctum four years ago.
>>587742346they fixed the issues that were causing launch fuckups a while ago. both games got too big to bully but it was also an issue with the sharding of act 1 towns that was solved.
>almost all the fates explodereee
>>587742062kekjust buy em
I AM ALREADY PRICED OUT OF DIVINES
>4 to 6 phys clawthank you crab god
>still no sort inventory
>sell 4 rares and a unique>get 1 transmute >sell transmute for 4 scrollsthis is fine
>can do max buffed coven bosses with no risk from level 5god i love this build
>>587742490Imagine how bad it would be without the exilecon boost too.
got quill rains from the league mechanic, time to pivot to explosive arrow
>>587738039>fun>50 retards spamming the threadKill yourself.
League mechanic bugged for anyone else?
>>587742490>>587742920it's really hard to go back to mousemove after getting used to WASD
>highest level on league is 30>"i'm gonna go check out maps guys"
>>587742971>>587742956>>587742925the houndmaster
I just reached Act 3 and I'm still butt ass naked
>>587743134it's okay the monsters are harmless
What the fuck is her problem?
Blast status?
>>587743226not having
>act 2>already tired
Leagues brokenCovens not droppingLoot non existent
>>587743218Is this the Envoy's wife?
>Watching Mathil get uniques fates out the ass>I just had to pick between fate that gives extra gold and a fate that gives extra...goldI'm starting to believe the streamer client rrat
>>587743260My clicking fingi already hurts
>>587743332Like, come the FUCK ON
Ben_WOW_FOREVER
WHAT YOU SEE IS A VESSEL
holy fuck i dont have enough wisdom scrolls for all these rares
>>587743582ye I'm actually spending 15 gold to id ones that I might use
good league mechanica LOT of good stuff eary on
>>587743508Comparison is the thief of joy
>>587743508Ewwy filter
>>587743304kek
>>587743715armpit sexo
shits bugged for me
mora voicelines are buggy as hell>>587743749same
>The Doomsissy
this league is worse than badit's just not interesting
>>587743715Even if I wasn't comparing it to anything else, this would make me start skipping the mechanic
wis scrolls are the new chaos orbs
>>587743749>>587743787If they can't get basic shit like this right, what is going to happen with 1.0?
Unique armor or jewellry
this league mechanic looks breddy gud
>>587743917voice lines bugging out happened in the past 3 leagues
WHERE ARE MY TINKS OCTAVIAN
>>587744164>>587744164>>587744164I posted quick to fix the OP
ACT 3 AND NOT A SINGLE TINKIM DONE
i played for 30 minutes and i feel so sleepy i think i'll take a nap and play later sisters
siiick
>>587743935Jew. More low level armours are bricks, some accessories are okay.
please something good
I haven't played poe1 in like 3 leagues due to poe2 and now I just remembered poe1 never had WASDoooo......the clunk....oooooooh.......
>>587744918WASD SOON BROTEHR
yeahhhh I'm already bored back to wow forever
i forgot how dogshit this game feels to play back to poe2
is it worthy to do the league mechanic during the campaign?
map system doesnt seem too gay. the atlas tree looked tubbed, but is great. will report more findings soon
this is a generational flop
>>587749136Eos soon
>>587749136>>587749807>"haha we are doing the good, sayeed!! can we have the raising no?"