Previous: >>587765040New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Yamanin Baroness wins Amanohashidate Stakes at Kyoto
>>587789963SNIFFA
raping until cunt is gaping
this thread will be butter
7 and you have to say at least one nice thing to another anon this thread
>>587790278>>587789963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30uPQ6h7yHs
DRINK the vodka
>>587790378only if that anon isn't V or Umama
next bread will be butter
>>587790378i'm gonna do it anywayto >>587790397 >>587790278 >>587790134i think taahbo is a cute uma, and i commend you and other taahbofags for posting her in tbese threads
>>587789963
who is your favourite umamusume and what is her most unique body part
>>587790428Thats fine
>>587790412She is cute, much more than that saggy SOW
>double trouble threadAwful thread.
>>587790580better
this any good?
>>587790580I recognizr those titsryan is fixed
Alana Koa wins Nishigo Tokubetsu at Fukushima
>>587790548tamtam tum
Yukino Bijin sucks
Yukino is still NOT kino
Have sex with umas.
>>587790848This fucking made me laugh AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>587790848Is that Uma Samba?
>my trainer asked him to bring him Nishino Flower's used panties
My belly fat won't go away guys it's impossible to lose skinny fat status.
heyy
Imagining getting sick and my trainee nursing me back to health!
Ten te ke ten ten, ton ton tonPon poko pon pii pan (yaa)Ninniku yan yan, pon pon nooGenkin onrii yan (haa-i)Songiri son son son (paa)Sanban, yonban maiku (paa)Chan chan, cha cha cha cha「Ocha kudasaa-i」
>>587791057kill yourself
>>587790672evil horse
>>587791057>a few lines to make a distinguishably cute drawing>i tried to draw shit for years and could never do the sameNow I feel bad...Not about the drawing though, it's cute
>>587791040Have you tried getting your gallbladder removed?
retard here, does this mean it can work with either pace or medium distance or does it mean it need both a pace chaser and medium track
>>587791057hi
Imagine getting sick and your trainee using it to take advantage of you and rape you.Uma for this feel?
>>587791140both pace and medium
>>587791140/ ,
>>587791140Needs both. Or is with /
>>587791140Comma between them means both, there are also skills with something like (Pace/Late) like Latch On which require one or the other
>>587790848Im about 100 ish games in and still haven't gotten the pirate token yet
>>587791140Rule of thumb>same category = either or are required (i.e. pace/late or mile/med)>different category = both are required (i.e. pace/medium)
>>587791184Why don't you both fuck off to discord, we all know you have each other added
>>587791184
>>587791140the latter. but, because of its stricter conditions, it means the effect is strknger than the other ones
>>587790262Where can I watch the Japanese horse races live anon?
What if they made skills that work for three types of distances or three running styles?That would be funny I think
>>587791184this one sucks
>>587791202>>587791214>>587791225ah fuck I need to remake like 3 of my uma, thanks tho
>>587791323your uma stan? nimble nav?
>>587791082only an uma can give me the comfort i need whenever i feel like shit>>587791197umas would never be abuse that situation
>leak his private conversations on discord>shitpost about him in the thread>fuck up his rooms out of spiteand yet Umama still came back to the brazillian favelaIs this what they call a stockholm syndrome
>>587791359A-anon? YOU COULD HAVE ASKED FIRST AAAAA
>>587791321https://kick.com/b01doghos or like another anon mentioned they're in youtube via VPN
>>587791359
>>587791381it can work on fronts tho if you chance on a front-heavy lobby
>>587791323>three types of distances>or three running stylesOr... Listen this is a novel idea... So... skills that work... without being locked to a style or distance as requisites?
what about a skill that doesn't work for ANY style or distance would be really funny bros
>incel rage hours
Triumph Pass wins Okutama Stakes at Tokyo
>>587791493that's why skills like G1 aversiveness exist
>>587791493Maverick
>>587791404Thank you kindly
>>587791560HOLY TAMAMO SPAWN
>>587791493shatterproof
>>587791590Np!
>>587791381>>587791489It would be funny if they excluded the middle running style or distance.Maybe as an April fool's joke.
>>587791529How can you honestly look at yourself in the mirror when you come back to some retard who leaked private messages you two had it's just beyond my comprehension
>>587791609white woman jumpscare
>>587791691rulership's unique is pace/end only
what if they take mile corner, or pace chaser corner, but make it work for any distance, and any styles
>>587791493teioBWOS....
>>587791705>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white
What if I stick my dick in your ass.
post something cute
>>587791493>what about a skill that doesn't work for ANY style or distanceI gotchu senpai
>>587791814You first fag.
>>587791774whoa, that'd take a genius. a professor level, even
>mad because he will never have a nonny for himself
>>587791660>pace chaser skill>skill only works when you're in the backwho wrote this shit
>>587791937and it's a mid-race accel so even if it activates it does fucking nothing
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/OB1lP3>https://jiggie.fun/OB1lP3https://jiggie.fun/OB1lP3>https://jiggie.fun/OB1lP3https://jiggie.fun/OB1lP3
>>587790968
>>587791792japanese women don't have asses this obscene
>>587791936You are unironically retarded and you deserve to be toyed with
Why is she so PERFECT bros?
>STILL going at it
Baddeleyte wins Andromeda Stakes at Kyoto
>>587791814'94 gen umas are cute
this is why nobody likes you. always acting like you know everything. try to be forgiving, start with yourself
>>587791996Its not obscene. That's such a rude way to refer to Grass' very polite butt.
>>587792064nerdy shortstacks are bedroom demons
Whats the latest scoop? scoop as in drama btw not ice cream
>>587792216George and Bryan HATE EACH OTHER
>>587791765wtf, it's real
>>587792162it's not rude when she shamelessly shows it off
>>587792148You're retarded and you deserved anything bad that happened to you
>>587792291omg are u serious
>>587792216I have one scoop that will slightly increase velocity when near the inner rail on the final corner.
>>587792216cels are raging at two faggots having an extremely homoerotic online relationshipprobably a dacchi seething that they will lose a breadwinner to another club again next month as a result of this
What would be the worst uma in the game from a racing perspective in your opinion?
>3* mile, 6* dirt from GPs>this + 1* groundworkguess the blue
this is why xe's leaving us, dacchis. you're all shit at erp compared to that seapag
Which uma would be shit at ERP?
Imagine being a bigger subhuman than Umama
Aster Ruhuna wins Fruit Line Cup at Fukushima
>>5877924933* wit>>587792430either a sprinter with a gold recovery built into her kit or a recovery ult in general,or a stayer with a stamina consumption for veolocty/accelration skill
how do i filter the keibaspammer
>>587792148kill yourself, honestly
>>587792638use better filters. i don't see it at all anymore
>>587792430Base Urara has a kit in which all but two skills are bad, and they are two whites, one of them locked to sprints and the other being very track dependant
G3 Musashino Stakes in 10 mins
>>587792430a front with purely navigation skills in her kit
>>5877925901* guts...
>>587792315>>587792162>>587791996>>587791792An ass worth biting
>>587792580Jo!
Dober masturabates while talking shit to her trainerProbably
why is everyone so mad
>>587792709at least you can keep her for the tachy event
her ass is a wonder
>>587792787You're a retard who shits up the thread and avatarfags
>>587792724fuck me, I'll be sure to take grass to a love ho— I mean, date on the next uma outing event
Next race is G3 Musashino Stakes
>>587792872>love ho— She's your underaged high school trainee
why is everyone so angry tonight? i thought we were friends
reminder that * outed ***** as a Nordic eufag by accident
>>587792837i don't see you saying this shit to the staygoldtranny when he's around
>>587792928
>>587792934nobody, and I repeat nobody likes you
>>587792928so is pearl, but we ended up fucking on christmas
>>587792978lol V defending his bf
>>587792921Don in the Mood is my pick
>>587793020
>>587793026I do...
>>587792921Don Erectus for the funny name
>>587793026why are you so mean to me
>>587793107She's a fat hag pretending to be young
7 and avatarfags and avatarfag seethers are kill4 and i am kill instead8 and everyone in the thread engages in a homosexual orgy
Le Valet d'Coeur did it
>>587793278>that hag pudgeUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UNIVERSE
I'm about to have a chicken BURGER with hot CHIPS for dinner tonight
Le Valet d'Coeur wins G3 Musashino Stakes at Tokyo
>>5877932907 and the staygoldtranny dies in his sleep
>>587793360FATFUCK
Le Valet d'Coeur joins>Wonder Acute (2009)As a Musashino Stakes winner, Congratulations!G2 Daily Hai Nisai Stakes in 10 mins
>>587793290rollan
Next race is G2 Daily Hai Nisai Stakes
>>587793356spes
>>587793480Ganbare Incarnata
Finally, no more keibaspam
>>587793480
>>587793583cb wouldn't say this...
>>587793480Hot damn, look at those Marulings
>>587793360Nice!
I got back up and plugged away until I got it, swapping out Marvey wit for Scarlet wit was actually the key all along, it's incredible how much of a difference that higher initial friendship made. Wit could be higher and Taiki decided to start her chain Senior Late November but it's been working in rooms so I don't care.>>587791568I actually got some use out of this in CM9, Ends were so rare back then that my Taishin got it in a ton of races and had a pretty good winrate as a result.
>>587793480CUTIE BOND(ER) WATASHI DOKO DEMO IKU YOKIMI NO KIMI NO KOKORO WO HANASANAI
>>587793480MAINICHI SAMBA
>>587793480Let's go Cutie Bond!
>>587792430base pasa has an awful kit and only shows up in miles and sprints where her unique redeems itselfbase urara like the other anon saidbase teio like the other other anon saidpost-release umas are usually just bad rather than unusable like those three
Random ass pentuple podium for a new all time high score and the 5x podium title
>>587793753Love live reference in the year of 2026 holy shit
>>587792590>Sprinter with a gold recovery in her kitHishi Akebono says hi
>>587793583that fag posts in /vm/ too
Brad Barows wins G2 Daily Hai Nisai Stakes at Kyoto
Is it just me #9 is such a small horse
>>587794147Brad Barows is just too good
all the horses look the samethey should paint one blue, like turbo
Brad Barows joins>Nishino Flower (1991)>Biwa Hayahide (1992)>Seeking the Pearl (1996)as a G2 Daily Hai Nisai Stakes winner, Congratulations!
>>587794147>the only difference with Brad is the Deep Impact bloodGod damn
>>587794147Japan really loves inbreeding
>>587793824Base Biwa on release definitely comes close, both Cooldown/Calm and Collected were both pretty bad (the former could proc at the end of the race and the latter popped just after the first 5 seconds), the rest of her kit is random junk outside of Wet Conditions and as a cherry on top her unique only worked when you passed someone on the final corner. Thankfully she's gotten a fair bit of love since then, now her unique is quite good and both of the gold recoveries were made consistent so they're much more useful.
>>587794297That's what the poor retards call itThe pros call it "eugenics"
>>587794297The most I've seen in Japan is 3x3In Europe 2x3In USA 1x2
Stopping for now, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, very close races today and there's still 3 more so if you stay watching good luck, tomorrow we'll have the G1 Queen Elizabeth II Cup, and as stated before these are the umamusumes that achieved it during their careers>Mejiro Ramonu (1986)>Hishi Amazon (1994)>Mejiro Dober (1998-1999)>Phalaenopsis (2000)>Fine Motion (2002)>Admire Groove (2003-2004)>Sweep Tosho (2005)>Fusaichi Pandora (2006)>Daiwa Scarlet (2007)>Lucky Lilac (2019-2020)I hope you can be here to watch them, if you're curious what the next G1 is, we'll have the Mile Championship november 22, with nothing else to say I wish you all a good night, as always big Congratulations to Le Valet d'Coeur, Brad Barows and every horse that finished safely today
>>587794421Thank you for the keiba posts bwo! Many close and fun races today See you tomorrow!
>meisho gold
welcome to umacdonald's how may i take your order
>>587794701A titfuck please
We fucked
>>587794413? You barely see inbred in America and Europe doing well. 3x3 is extremely rare but it's basically a given in Japan. >But Enable People trashed her breeders when it happened.
>>587793457>>587793663Just finished eating, followed it up with 4 scoops of haagan-dazs (cookies & cream, honeycomb, strawberry cheesecake, macadamia nuts) and an orange to be healthy!@!@
>>587794245Damn the way 1 zoomed in by the end made me anxious it was gonna trip badly
>>587794725I posted this
>>587794707
>>587794769Anon...
>>587794627gold shi is a favorite budget stud
>>587794830Hey give me that
>>587794883Only after pool training for 4 days
>>587794769What the fuckI do want to eat haagen dazss tho but they're like 300 yen each
>>587794925>>587794936Have you tried spending more money on food?
fusu
>>587794987nyooo I try not to unless half off or on sale
>>587794297It's unavoidable after they became extremely reliant on a certain burger reject and his sons.
>>587794987Its surprising how much money I spend on food but I only buy small snacks on the daily
Watching Special Week's VA play games in Pakatube she seems really smart, especially in Among Us.
>>587795131
>you're lame>?
7 and the thread explodes4 only I explode
>>587795319Is she the third anal uma along with Halo and Grass?
a lame horse is a sad horse
>>587795319Fat ass Flash...
>>587795392And?????
why do they keep turning the umas into these weird giant dog things?
Keiba anon what just happened?
>>587795478She continues to press her butt where she shouldnt...
What does scenario link even do
>>587795536WA CHA
>>587795572plays the ocarina
>open league discord
>>587795009loli jordan?
>>587795580So cool...
>>587795513Lememe was yeeted by the horse and scratched
>>587795620kwab
>>587795606fusu
>>587795231she's obviously just trying to show you how pathetic you are. she's gonna wait until you get hard and subconsciously moving your hips before she gets off and calls you a virgin. maybe even place ypur hand on her titmy bully used to do that to me, so I know
>>587795620Got a replay?
>>587795620
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/mhgoXl>https://jiggie.fun/mhgoXlhttps://jiggie.fun/mhgoXl>https://jiggie.fun/mhgoXlhttps://jiggie.fun/mhgoXl
Which /uma/ is undoubtedly without a doubt THE most for (you)Still in flat doesn't count
>>587795736haru bijin?yukino urara?
Mating press Doto on a dangerous day
>>587795690https://litter.catbox.moe/x7pwz7w6epw1vycn.mp4Dozo it was faster for me to upload than convert
>>587795878ramonushichisiriusduramente
>>587795690>>587795907
>>587796162But I only drink water...
>>587795980this but unironically
>the only horses that are 3x3 inbred here are Masba and Royal Champion(aptly named)>So 1/9th of Ireland's and 1/5th of Japan'sreally nogs the noggin
>>587795987Evil umas, kowai
>>587796162The best coffee I had in Germany was at an Australian cafe...
Mambo
>fast learner run>all rainbows disappear to the point of making resting a better optionScreaming
>>587795878Mejiro Bright
Which uma is the ugliest?Ryan and Shakur do not count.
>>587796883True desuwa
>>587795878Curren Chan, she's for everyone
>>587796486Maru...
Do not even attempt to bring pace next CM even dommies will drain your balls dry.
>>587797098hot
>>587795878what's wrong with being flat?
DOCHABIKO SAMBA
Ohayo
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uokka manga when??
>>587797098But I spent 2 weeks looping for Pace parents.
Bros I lost to the open league discord guy.
>my trainer popped a boner
>>587797643>witness to legenddeserved for soullessness
>>587796978Biko
>>587797669Kingu isn't that big
>my trainee is acting lewd around me
>>587797669>my trainee popped a boner
