backpassing = good editionHaxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.Room:>see most recent link in thread or check the listpassword: shawRoom is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:22:30 Euro time (23:30 EET)You can re-live magic moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393You can use this site to get stats from olli's best games:haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/cytube room: haxbReminder to relax, have fun, not take it seriously (just a game) and to drop a cheeky backpass when the moment calls for it.Previous thread: >>1735615
juve sucks
uwu
>>1909447i'd like to hear you say that in may after they secure a top 3 finish
>>1910167warra trophy
>>1911064Activate your Windows
>>1911166'no'
friday statsauto stats maker is now in beta version
>>1911424Win % doesn't make sense
last saturday stats for real this time
>>1911434>>1911463where did you get this?
>>1911722I did it with the power of AI, it's based on the analyzer in the op
>>1911722they look made up to me. there's no way mx scored that many goals and still lost over half of his matches.
>>1911807that's what happens when you only work for yourself and not for the team
>>1911807statpadded vulturer against teams which fell apart from the beginning unlike players like cont who build and create wins in underdog teams too
early hax??
when the dogs are barking...
cont has never won a match that mattered and i say that as a fan
>>1911872>match that matteredAnd which match would that be exactly
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=qGPCQWPn9jIshawtime to bring your A-game guys
1 more for 5v5 uefa
>>1911893join
fill our spaces
>>1912050specifically rat
>>1912941Fabrication and gerrymandering
cytubebros....
we're finally free of shitty anime tunes
today is the day that we play haxwe may or may not have complimentary statssome will win blues some will win redsto whom it applies please take your meds
tonight
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=qGPCQWPn9jIpass : shaw
join so there are more players
5v5 soon
>>1923232
2 spots left
Imagine getting cooked by two uncles (me and Rigged) in a 2v3
https://freeguessr.com/#/game/sp9yx5ikicked u by mistake shw
This is such BS! All the training and sacrifice just flew out the window with one step that I’ve done millions of times! The frustration is unbearable. The anger is rage. Why the hell did this happen ?!? Makes no damn sense. Now I’m supposed to come back from this and be the same player Or better?!? How in the world am I supposed to do that?? I have NO CLUE. Do I have the consistent will to overcome this thing? Maybe I should break out the rocking chair and reminisce on the career that was. Maybe this is how my book ends. Maybe Father Time has defeated me...Then again maybe not! It’s 3:30am, my hand feels like dead weight, my head is spinning from the pain meds and I’m wide awake. Forgive my Venting but what’s the purpose of social media if I won’t bring it to you Real No Image?? Feels good to vent, let it out. To feel as if THIS is the WORST thing EVER! Because After ALL the venting, a real perspective sets in. There are far greater issues/challenges in the world then a torn Achilles. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, find the silver lining and get to work with the same belief, same drive and same conviction as ever. One day, the beginning of a new career journey will commence. Today is NOT that day. “If you see me in a fight with a bear, prey for the bear.” I’ve always loved that quote. That’s “mamba mentality” - we don’t quit, we don’t cower, we don’t run. We endure and conquer. I know it’s a long post but I’m 4chan Venting LOL. Maybe now I can actually get some sleep and be excited for hax tomorrow. First step of a new challenge. Thank you for all your prayers and support. Much Love Always. Cuck Out
>>1923687No one cares. Fuck off
>>1923687>-2.30 timezoneWhat are you on Azores?Also, is this a troll post? I dont even understand what are you trying to say
>>1923942I was reading and scratching my nuts, was totally savable -_-I literally do these goals in pubs constantly. Get off your horse dud -_-
>>1923687often said this
Today is the day that we play haxNot gonna lie thats straight up factsGrab some beers or light up a bluntIn real life ive never seen a cunt
*calling rat**calling rat**calling rat*
Sorry lads. I promised bae I wouldnt buy alcohol. No hax 4 me lol
come and be somwhere where everybody knows your name
Oh, it's union.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=qGPCQWPn9jI
@aaaaaaaaa when was the last time you used the word "mirth"
>>1935180when i see this i dont see adversityi see untapped potential.i see gentrification
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=qGPCQWPn9jIpass : shawjoin, loosers.
>>1935746
5 years of hax. I'm retiring tonight (good riddance).https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/101924690/#q101926821
>>1936851try 15 you fucking pussy ass niggangmi
>>1936851My guy, get on me and Rigged's level.I am literally the biggest name in all of haxball dot com and the best player in the world, and I only play drunk during weekends and fuck bitches. *farts*
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=G2hLeiZcDFAshaw
talking about cont while he's asleep
gimi now
>>1936873>tfw you will never re-live the hax of 2012Why even bother living.
>>1923942macro
>>1941064>Why even bother living.to do stuff that you want to do, that you love doing, to inspire yourself and others around you, to love and care for others, to push your limits and to learn something new everydayAlso to play hax
>>1911854team play is absolutely essential
HAXBALL TONIGHT
>>1947793alright, tonight’s haxball gonna scramble your brain. we’re all diving into the web browser chaos, 2d futsal madness, cytube tunes blasting weird voices. players are a mess, lag hits like a truck, you’re teleporting to narnia instead of scoring, missing shots like you’re half asleep. poachers steal goals like shady pickpockets, backpassers act like clowns, kicking the ball to nowhere. pixels glitch out, webms will flicker like a bad trip, server’s a screaming mess. you join, it lags, you curse, refresh, try again. skills? forget it, just lag and vibes. 2d chaos turns your brain to mush. say yee or the void gets you. haxball’s gonna fry your mind
surehttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=G2hLeiZcDFAshaw
soon
Rooms
>>1959697Im tentative
browser gameshttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=6gtAcDQEYhopw:shaw
>>1959729
>>19597295 spots left
hax
I'll never understand why you niggers insist on playing so late
>>1960938hax ( am literally playing pub rn but waiting on them )
jonihttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=6gtAcDQEYhopw: shaw
>>1961020JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN
>>1960938we were waiting for spuh
I have 50 years in the Alaska wilderness as experience was a wolf trapper in my youth, studied wolves. Such a wolf that does not keep up can become a lone wolf out on his own. Often wisdom makes up for youth. He can do well for a while. The pack may not be interested nor need his innovative ideas. I saw one old timer learn to catch fish in the water as bears do. Another lived on rabbits and had a good technique that made it easy. Life is never forever. Sooner or later he is to old as all life gets. He often makes a mistake, is slow, a moose kicks him in the head. Or a rival wolf pack catches him alone, runs him down, and kills him. Or snow is to deep or to cold and the elements do him in. I’ve observed all of the above. I have never seen disease get them, which seems odd.
>>1965044read jonathan livingston seagullAlso, we are human- not wolves
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_Ashawfree for all today
>>1970408John
>>1970314tree fiddy spots left
>>1970408Thingken about RIGGED leaving as I was afk 1 sec... chat
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_Ashaw
>>1971891password is = shaw
>>1971891>>19719004 spots left
join messoy i beg
>>1909396God I'm such a VARLET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjghSo8Yi2Qare we ready for the summer BR bros?
Any wanna play some online games? Jajajajahttps://www.ohchr.org/sites/default/files/documents/hrbodies/hrcouncil/sessions-regular/session58/a-hrc-58-crp-6.pdf
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_Apw: shaw
>>1980749JOIN
>>1980749JOIN NOW HAHAHJAHHAHAHA
Will hitman join again? Will gimi score that crucial tap in in the fourth minute of overtime? Has tonco finally got his xbox?This and much more live today only on hax. Tune in
>>1982304time to find outhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_Ashaw
>>1982497john
>>19824972 spots left
retard
>>1982497join
>2026 - 1>Tom still stalks you in pubcan someone tell him to give it a rest
tom doesnt exist
why the fuck does the normal host not connect properly but the nu one does
>>1989652Shut the fuck up, Conta. I have known him since 2012, and he posted himself dancing in one of the threads. Retard.afk.
Any hax
>>1983047>>1989652XD XD
Gonna be late coach
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQwe need 1 more
3v3 in cytube /haxb/
LIVE
>>1993488here we are then
j vamos
>>1993488
1 for 5v5
>>1993488PASSWORD IS: shaw
>>1993637surely more people will join now
>>1993656stfu man
