inferno sucks edition
>>1920669FAGGOTS
ANY NIKO HIGHLIGHTS FROM TODAY?
>>1920669can't believe hooxi lost to this...
lets go falconsCacaw!
>>19206691. TYLOO removed Dust22. Vitality removed Ancient3. TYLOO picked Inferno4. Vitality picked Nuke5. TYLOO removed Train6. Vitality removed Mirage7. Overpass was left overWhy would they even pick Inferno.
>>1920680based
CHEATWOO
how the fuck did he win that
Eeh
that bang
HOW THE FUCK DID DEVICE LOSE TO THESE DUDES?
>>1920681good question
tis gg
>>1920692was he really this fat?
>>1920694still ispubes are hiding his chins
>>1920694Still is. Skill is stored in one's fat deposits.
>>1920694>>1920692that his air brushed version he was even uglier and fatterand hes rage cheating now at banana cups xdif people cant believe the buttplug now they never will
Will zywoo beat blamef record
keklmao
>>1920702He's rich enough for ozempic. Swallow your pride Zywoo.
>>1920702he looks like a folded slab of french butter
It's vita mouz gfs unless shit's paid for like cologne was.
>>1920706hltv is full of morons that's what
souless garbage
>>1920694>was
>Vitality-M80 next weekNAbros...
>>1920703>>1920711why do you keep seething about thisit's a popularity contest and no one likes shitality
>>1920716I do.
>>1920716>no one likes shitalityno, it's just that there are a bunch of fans of other tier 1 teams combined and Vitality has been dunking on them hard this whole year so they all vote against Vitality
>>1920726GODwoo
>>1920694at first he wasn't THAT fat, covid did a number on him
>>1920716humans do
>>1920726ShamYoung
the fucking delay was longer than the map
>>1920733where were you when he hit the shammgod on z0w00
>>1920726>apex is higher than ropzkek
>>1920739wish there was a 2.1 slide available to compare
is zywoo having a crazy game? i see no headlines about it.
>>1920749it was a stomp but yeah he was doing 80% of the work
>>1920749mickey mouse event, chill bro
Come on Vitality. Don't be assfaggots. Give us three maps.
was that chink really THAT funny to show him 4 times?
Nuke is CT sided. Don't trust HLTV. You need 3-4 on T to win.
GG
falcons and tyloo brothers foreverboth get very blatant crowd cheats
You think some guy's jacked off to these Monesy and Niko gay copypastas they post on twitch?
send godwoo to fake B hit and he just gets a triplethat's my goat
observer doubting the woo
ropz whififng easy bursts.
>>1920791so not only are you watching twich, you're also reading the chat?I think you're the gay one
well done tyloo, but rapex CT sides are simply unmatchedyou will be remembered as a team worse than liquid
EWC IS THE NEW MAJOR
>>1920802yesand posting frogs is totally cool and not a desperate attempt to fit in
>>1920800>rapex CT side0/8
>>1920808don't engage with the falcons troon
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384813/spirit-vs-flyquest-blast-open-london-2025Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
>>1920808>>1920811Holy Copium!#SaveGaza
>>1920815idk they're kinda unstable because of the recent roster change, if they haven't practiced with their new coach they might lose
>zywoo misses>ropz whiffstyloo might take nuke
Tomorrow we, yes WE as in all of us /magog/gers, are Jewish.Shalom!
>>1920822Zywoo's shot looked on and he was standing still
ZywOo is channeling his inner aliStair, apEX is channeling his inner dexter, flamez is channeling his inner INS, ropz is channeling his inner Liazz, mezii is channeling his inner Vexite#YTB
ViDEITY
Sexywoo is gonna go on a 2nd rape streak once shitpex figures out T sides
ggit's for the best
My ropz..
>>1920835>1.94ponkbros, I thought we are locked in for #1 this year? WTF?? HLTV are russophobic???
We dedicate this win to australia.
>>1920828>>1920840It's sleepy times in Australia. Stop pretending.
>>19208446 am in a land down under, ladAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OI
>>1920835we are flamez babbies, if he doesn't get good stats it means the system failed.
>>1920828>ZywOo is channeling his inner aliStairstop pretending that shitter could ever measure up to alistair
Vitality back to top 1 VRS, ez
>>1920849cheeky
>>1920852kings just took a piss break and are back on top
>>1920855>kings>on topnot with westbrick
what a banger of a group
>mongolz vs aurora finalwew
>>1920863always complaining
>>1920868who's complaining? just funny to see spirit, mouz, g2, furia in one group while vitality get spiraling dogshit (gl, vp, faze, navi) and permaonliners (m80, fnatic, ecstatic)
>>1920863riggi riggitini
>>1920863can't believe I'm gonna watch faze lose to ecstatic in 2025
>>1920866don't carethe world hates both goatfuckers, jeets and jewswhoever loses we all win a little bit
>>1920870rent free
>>1920878Can't even be racist accurately baka
>>1920878>the world hates both goatfuckers, jeets and jewsgood to know you support an international team that has no goatfuckers, jeets and jew players#FalconsAreHere
>>1920866in your dreams, towelhead
>>1920883falcons is the goatfucker team, anonI also have a suspicion their fanbase outside of dust2 mostly jeets. Much like mouz
>>1920870>permaonliners (m80in what world are m80 known as onliners, their whole thing was upsetting g2 on lan that one time
>jeet this jeet thatkek I really did a number on the /magog/gersbuck broken beyond help
>look guys I invented pajeet hatenarcissistic creature
Where is D0cC?
>narcissistic creatureYeah right you bitches were bitching about chadjeets 24*7 before I buck broke the lot of youse
>>1920890nobody cared about your delusions last thread and nobody cares about them itt
zoo wee mama racists are pissing and shitting themselves kwab
>>1920894Aren't you the one who spent hours crying over a single post because of your insecurity?
>>1920889most of their games in the last couple of months are online NA cups due to sliding out of the VRS invite zone
>>1920897>insecurityfoid
>>1920897he ismust be a tiring existence
>>1920900ain't no one but you cryin bitch
>>1920898thats not what onliner means retard
>>1920899>>1920902There's that insecurity again.
ah great another useless argument while we should all be friends with each others. inb4 you all gang up on me.
>>1920898how does that make them onlinersdo you know what an onliner is
>>1920897yeahspent several hours crying how falcons never were a #2 team, now he can't stop bringing them up on a daily basis135 mentions of "falc" in the last thread, more than any other team by a significant margin
>>1920906You should unironically leave.
>>1920905Why does me replying to you retards in a nonchalant manner mean that I'm insecure? You're just projecting bitch.>>1920906Billions must love <3
>>1920906FAX BRODIE
>>1920909?????? are you seriously this delusional that you think no one besides me hates the cl0wns?
>>1920911If you weren't insecure you wouldn't be desperately responding to get a win in.
>>1920911>in a nonchalant manner
>>1920915>uh just turn the other cheekchristcuck
>>1920914nobody brought them up more than spirit, vitality, navi before you had that complete meltdown
>>1920917More insecure responding.
>>1920916trust me I'm incredibly nonchalant all these arguments are for shits and giggles>>1920918nope>>1920919if you're trying to get me to stop responding by incorrectly calling me insecure, 'taint gonna work bitch
>>1920921>incorrectly
>anon has the sudden realization nobody likes his low effort shitposts and whiny comebacks
>>1920923if you're not insecure then stop responding
Was Skadoodle the one who got mad about not getting the MVP?
>>1920921>nopewhat's even the point of responding? to get the last word in? you really are insecure lol
>>1920928>>1920926
>>1920921>trust me I'm incredibly nonchalant
midwoo is going to be raped by new form swisher
>>1920926Sounds like you're insecure to me.
>>1920930any more reaction pics from 2010 you got for me brodie?>>1920932that's right keep responding insecure bitch
Chink schizo > insecure Indian
He's gone bitch you're stuck with me, deal with it.
>>1920935many are saying this
>>1920935well yeahthe chink actually believed in something and made an effort when posting - even if a lot of it was schizo babblethe jeet is just annoying and obnoxious
my moussies winning today :)
>>1920939OUR moussies
can mouz reputation ever recover from this humiliation itt?
>>1920915it's a completely foreign concept to him, he's never experienced self-assuredness and the intrinsic confidence to not need need shitflinging and bloody fuck you bloodys to know you're in the right and superior. it's tribal warfare tit for tat gang beefs all the way down
>>1920938I wish the jeet would start deleting his posts as well
all of the annoying schizos of 4chan are accidentally based by bringing people together to oppose themjust look at the chink. hasn't been here in how long? and people are still friends over being his enemy
>>1920935yeahat least asian teams only played like once a month
>>1920947You're welcome bitch
>>1920946the reputation of being an inoffensive npc team that's okay to have in the background doing its' own thingyou now have me rooting for falcons after several years of hating niko for stealing guardian's major
>>1920947it's rough because the falcons pajeet is baitposting 24/7 too. at least the mouz one is a more understandable kind of mentally ill
>>1920953*for stealing hooxi's majordon't know how I got the names mixed up
>>1920953oh please the complains were much harsher than just "inoffensive npc team in the background"fact of the matter is none of this would've happened if I was supporting any team but mouz
>>1920957>>1920953
>>1920959greatest "complain" of them all: the lack of aura and boring playerspoor mouz would never recover from this if you didn't arrive like a knight to defend them all
>>1920957i don't think there's anything wrong with the mouz jeet other than that he can't just let things be and he's very easily baitedi am biased, as a mouz fan thoughever
>>1920959>fact of the matter is none of this would've happened if I was supporting any team but mouzno if you were this annoying and unselfaware you would be hated regardlesspeople did it for chinese teams no one'd ever heard of
>>1920957>falcons pajeetit's several people, and we're all just milking the lolcow with the low hanging fruit
>>1920965you know the one I'm talking about
>>1920953nigga they reached the finals because of niko. blame karrigan olof and rain for not performing like they did in the previous matches too.
>>1920957there's a second one I don't know about? based>>1920961how is it any different from fans of other teams defending their team?>>1920963not baited lilbro just replying a lot>>1920964spare me the sermon faggot there are 10x more annoying people shitposting itt you're just hating me because it's acceptable right now to hate Indians
I wanna know how insecure you need to be to be a Mouz fan.
>>1920968>how is it any different from fans of other teams defending their team?they don't reply to 4 posts in one, they're not so pathetic to do it for 4 hours, and they actually present cohesive counter-arguments instead of your "i don't care about roster changes, they don't matter" supercope
>>1920968>you're just hating me because it's acceptable right now to hate Indiansbut simultaneously everyone posting about indians was only doing it because of you, and it was all you living rent free in their headsschrodinger's jeet
>>1920969eternal contrarian mindsetno real team to support through thick and thin, always the underdog
4 years ago>mouz is just faze junior3 years ago>mouz is boring and soulless2 years ago>mouz is boring and sovlless1 year ago>mouz is boring and auralessmaybe mouz is the problem? memes rarely last this long without a lot of truth>you're just hating me because it's acceptable right now to hate Indiansvictim mentalityalso, every single board has hated jeets ever since they got internet
>>1920968>there are 10x more annoying people shitposting ittlike who? they probably just don't reply to every post about them for you to see people's reactions and opinions
>>1920963look at the thread rn
>>1920970I'm not waiting 1 minute to reply to everyonebut then again maybe I should stop replying to some of you morons>"i don't care about roster changes, they don't matter" supercopeKWAB JUST 1 MORE SUPERSTAR BRO TRUST THE PROCESS>>1920971What's the contradiction here?>>1920972I won't disagree, I started supporting them because they were underdogs.>>1920974That's the only complain you can ever come up with. It's not a commentary about their skill, it's just some made up BS. That's their modus operandi, they don't splurge cash like Falcons and Faze to hire supposed superstars, they work with up and coming talent and transform them with their protocols or whatever.>also, every single board has hated jeets ever since they got internet>victim mentality>>1920975>tranime posters>#falconsarehere posters>frogposters>donk vs zywoo baiters>>1920976I'm not going to stop replying, you're equally at liberty to stop responding at any moment yet you continue to engage. This is on you.
Insecurity
>>1920980meant for >>1920979
>>1920979>KWAB JUST 1 MORE SUPERSTAR BRO TRUST THE PROCESSthat 1 more superstar made falcons win twice as many maps vs vitality in the previous season despite playing less matches
Inviting fags from /sp/ was the biggest mistake /magog/ has ever made
niggas writing an essay
its funny that everything started from a joke. threads ago i called mouz fans jeets and suddenly this nigga went berserk.another W for falconsbros.
>>1920974since karrigan and ropz left, they didn't have a single interesting nigger in the lineupjust in top 15, not counting national lineups due to their flag already being a thing worth supporting:vitality - everyone lolfalcons - niko and m0nesy, now kyousuke navi - aleksibob, now makazzefuria - fallen, yekindarg2 - huntergl - rezI just don't understand how is it possible for a team to have NOBODY INTERESTINGand it's not like that zywoo fan cope "he plays clinical cs and it's interesting to me" because vitality plays that surgical cs better
>>1920981I think he knows
>>1920983I've been here since 2021 and I've never used /sp/.>>1920988That's just your opinion. I find Brollan, Torzsi, Jimi and Xertion interesting.
I'll make a simple deal for /magog/. Stop being racist and I'll stop being "annoying".Deal?
>another argument based on feelings
>>1920988jimmy was pretty interesting around the time of his tier1 debut. Talked up like the next magisk. Too bad he fell off. He also had his coomer arc - mouz should probably have milked that
>>1920995>I find Brollan, Torzsi, Jimi and Xertion interesting3 autists with no story and torzsi aka "remember when we compared this guy to m0nesy?"thanks for proving my point
>>1920998meant for >>1920988
>>1920863lol yeah im a Vitality fan and this is the freest group >we ever got i believei hope Navi recovers a bit and puts on a good performance, it can be at least interesting. don't believe in Faze at all though.
>>1920997>Stop being racistno>I'll stop being "annoying"definitely not possible
>>1920998you're watching a sport, not a math conventionif you had no feelings involved and only gameplay in mind, you'd root for vitality and spirit
>>1921000>Brollan, young up and coming star rifler decides to take up the thankless mantle of IGL and lead Mouz to #2>Torzsi, a questionable awper making his way up from tier 2. First under Dexter who couldn't utilize him properly but now he has bloomed.>Jimi, brother of long forgotten superstar Sergej, hope of Finland, slayer of thots.>Xertion, no backstory for him but when I watch him play his rifling entries are on point.You're just a typical big org cocksucker. A filthy casual. You don't know shit about anything.>>1921003No seriously just try it. Treat me like any other anon and stop being racist and watch all these "annoying" posts disappear.
>>1920979>up and coming talenttheir last purchase was spinx from vitality. Before that it was brollan from nip
>>1921009>mouz isn't a big orglmao
>>1921009>No seriously just try itjust like your country you're full of shit
>>1921009here's your "backstories" without useless fluff:>young igl>awper who was shit but kinda good right now>brother of sergej>xertionvs>IEM Babylon 1225 B.C. MVP>GOAT rifler's cousin>professor>monkey style, EZ FOR ENCE ENCE ENCE>goat rifler, baby goat>king of england, porsche owner, rapex, middle finger jew who kisses boys, Humblewoo
>>1921013I am earnestly extending an olive branch to break us from this cycle of>you insult me I insult you
>>1921017>I am earnestly extending an olive branchand I piss on your naan bread in return
>>1921001>>1921006more feelings drivel
>>1921016You said stories not memes.>>1921020Typical
>>1920979>I'm not going to stop replying, you're equally at liberty to stop responding at any momentbut that post did not reply to you, I was talking about the effect you had on the thread and you noticed and couldn't let it go, which is the problemyou caused like 75 completely worthless posts by a bunch of people in 30 minutes, and you're the common denominator. "everyone else should just stop responding lol" is a retarded thing to say and a way for you to dodge accountability
>>1921025there's a story to those memesnobody gives a shit about "young igl story" when we got several faggots lined up with that same premise (graviti, siuhy, lnz) and even a more interesting "forced into that role" storyline (hunter)nobody gives a shit about "brother of player" when that said player was the least interesting part of that ENCE lineup and disappeared soon afternobody gives a shit about "shit awper turned good" when we have broky who didn't even enter his "turned good" arc yet
>>1921027>presuming indians are capable of taking accountability
>>1921027>>1921029>YOU need to take responsibility>Doesn't stop replying>>1921028Maybe you're right, Mouz players are obviously not very popular. They're also not superstars which is why I like them. They made #2 despite not having star awpers and riflers.
>>1921035>They made #2 despite not having star awpers and riflers.navi is the same and they won a major
>>1921035>despite not having star awpers and riflerscorrection: they made #2 after they bought a major winner top 5 HLTV player
>>1921036True and I like all of them except jL.Especially humblechad iM.>>1921037You're right.
>>1920979>What's the contradiction here?when online indian habitual behavior is brought up, you insert yourself and claim those posts could only be reactions to you as an individual. but when you're directly addressed, you claim it's not about you, no one actually hates your behavior, it's only because you're indian. you've mentally set it up so you can never be the problem, even though a similar revulsion would (and has if you've spent any time on this website) happen to anyone this annoying and identifiable
it would be so funny if Mouz who are considered bad in front of crowds eliminate Falcons in front of these paid actors
>>1921048>flamez>technowelcome back SANJI
1200 BC prime Herculeswoo. Will he be strong enough to counter the Mongolz? Today He was showing his prime I have only seen on Olympus almost 3000 years ago... He was fighting then with bare hands against the Big Lion and today, He got the help in the face of Ropz and CS2... But Mongolz are strong. Very strong. They want to conquer the CS and the only Hope is the Herculeswoo!
>>1921048This graph is only about how much money each player spends on their weapons. Awpers buy awps, star riflers buy aks/m4s, average riflers buy galils/famases and igls buy mp9s/mac10s.
>>1921053Thanks @grok
>>1921052I think zywoo is in a dump, his t side is usually significantly better
https://x.com/ropz/status/1958654025504891361>126 fps during a matchThis game is cooked
>>1921049the fix is in unfortunately falcons are winning ewc 2025, be it by hook or by crook
>>1921057I noticed my FPS was significantly lower recently.
>>1921056I think it's more on Vitality's T-side system being terrible, since ZywOo still has an unmatched CT sideHence flameZ also suffering, he's the biggest system babby on the scene and their canary
>>1921057incredibly pathetic from Valve
reasons to be a falcons fan>good looking logo>no casino garbage in their jerseys>no ugly jersey like vp, mouz or stake vitality>no faggotry like liquid>no boring gameplay>niko, m0nesy and kyousuke are there>only white playersone can say that it being a saudi org makes it unlikeable but the saudies are barely noticeable. the only times one can notice sand people presence is in their social media posts. and i dont even think the saudies are the majority of their fans. niko, m0nesy and kyousuke attract a lot of chinese, balkan and russian fans, teses attract the danedogs and kyxsan attract the chud looking people.
There is some Chinese 1.6 rip off named Crossfire having a tournement at EWC at the same time as this CS2 tournament. Shit has like 300 viewers on youtube, so I decide to look up the prize pools. It has a 750k first place prize, vs. 500k for CS2 kek
>>1921081>It has a 750k first place prize, vs. 500k for CS2 >check liquipedia>falcons was a vietnamese stack that got groupedwhy
>Fuck EWC and the saudis!How do you respond without sounding like a terrorist sympathizer, magog?
nigga think he guts but he really be griffith
Fuck CS2I hate this dumb-ass child gambling game. I wish these pros would grow some fucking balls and not compete at this shit. Economy is dumb, performance is shit, its funded on the destruction of your parents' wallets, and a bunch of Chinese indentured servants built (and probably died) for the peripherals to play it. Then we have to endure watching their paid influencers pretend to understand what's going on. It's embarrassing that the broadcast talent and organizations are this fucking spineless to support and allow a game like this to function all for money. This scene is nothing more than a bunch of glorified prostitutes who get up on stage and play a video game.
>>1921100how much
>>1920828>ZywOo is channeling his inner aliStair, apEX is channeling his inner dexter, flamez is channeling his inner INS, ropz is channeling his inner Liazz, mezii is channeling his inner VexiteThis was more true than expectedChinks are big mad about https://x.com/CREATOR_76/status/1958646146890424495
Two little lines fix your match threads, you can click on highlights and they still work! 22 Aug 2025 https://www.hltv.orgwww.hltv.org##.allstargg-container||allstar.gg/iframe$subdocument
Why am I not excited for this match?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384383/falcons-vs-mouz-esports-world-cup-2025:/
got my first ace just a few minutes ago. several years of playing off and on and just now got it. im so hyped
you're telling me falcons already won before the tournament is even over?
>>1921453WE FINNA GET ANOTHER STAR LETS GO FALCONSCHADS
>>1921453Other orgs just can't compete...
>>1921453>As of August 22nd, Team Falcons have clinched the Club Championship and mathmetically can no longer be moved down to 2nd place.
>>1921453Falcons shitposting goes hard ngl#falconsarehere
this drama is retarded
>>1921461Opiumwoo annihilated chinks with a single glock burst, holy basedwoo!
This is crazy bro. Why do people get so upset over a little BM? Earlier this year jL refused to shake Xantares' hand because he shot his body in game.
>>1921466that was jl being a pussy, this is a chinese thingremember our old friend wishing grave bodily harm on dexter for years because he mentioned the gpus at a chinese lan once
>>1921467Yeah compared to him /ourjeet/ is incredibly sane.
>>1921461Why are the Chinese so insecure?
>>1921468but that wasn't just his mental illness, there's tons of emhttps://nga.178.com/read.php?tid=44904011>Don't even pretend, some foreigners discriminate against you from the bottom of their hearts, but some Chinese people think foreigners are superior from the bottom of their hearts.>This is what a beastly, moronic French pig looks like, and there are still stupid fans whitewashing this moronic thing.>This can actually be seen from the credit score speech at last year's Shanghai APEX.I'm not saying they're discriminatory or hypocritical, but combining these two things shows that at least a considerable number of people in this organization (players, PR) have an arrogant attitude towards China and Chinese clubs>No team logo, no tag, no respect for you, no respect for you as a human being.>The French are anti-China, didn’t you know?>The capital behind the Little Bees Club is a French television media. Isn't it normal for Western media to be anti-China?these posts are about vitality social media forgetting the tyloo logo in twitter posts
s0mple flop
>>1921475thanks for the reminderOG-BC.GAME.KINO IN ~3.5 HOURShttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2384685/bcgame-vs-og-exort-the-proving-grounds-season-3TOP 30 TEAM VS S1MPLE & CO, BIG VRS OPPORTUNITY, AND THE SEMIS BEFORE A FINAL WITH BETBOOM OR TNL. $17.5K ON THE LINE WITH THIS MATCH, WITH $35K IN TOTAL FOR GRABS
>>1921478ademar will feast today
It's a shame the chinx are like this I was really starting to warm up to LVG and Tyloo.
>>1921453>all asiansdamn
so from what I can gather>china finally got a team or two that can actually compete in tier1>this has elevated them to symbols of national pride>rabid chinks will now do anything to take revenge on the slightest signs of disrespect (even in-game)coolit's good for the scene if brazil and turkey get some competition. They've been sitting unchallenged on the shitty fanbase throne for way too long
>>1921492>They've been sitting unchallenged on the shitty fanbase throne for way too longjej i love magog
>>1921492why aren't mongolians even close to their asshole levelswhy are they so chill
>>1921494Nah they ain't all chill I remember some drama a couple of months ago.
>>1921495comparatively they're not even close still
>>1921497Probably true but look at the difference in population levels and digitization levels.
>>1921498the albanian population is tiny but they were still #2 on the death threats to esports pros ranking right behind turkey whenever BNE played
>>1921453apart from the cs team i recognise atf sneyking and crit from dota2, the apex team, and hikaruanyone know more?
went to xitter to see how bad it was. Most are in chink runes, but if the english ones are anything to go by they're just sad>fuck u fywoo ,you are fucking fat ,Congratulations on your father's death。Your whole family was killed by you>I'm sorry that your dad is dead,zywoo>i am happy ur dad is deadno creativity, no subtext, no irony. At least be funny when you shit on someone's dead dadalso, when is xcancel gonna get the translate option?
Are chinks in a contest with arabs over who is more chronically butthurt? First Chopper, now Zywoo. The fuck is wrong with these retards?
>>1921500Kusanagi, NL, Atifbasically the fighting game people.
>>1921500KWAB I forgot all about imperialchudand I thought hikaru was playing for tsm or some shit
>>1921503You missed the years of Australian hate?
But why did Zywoo BM the chinx?
>>1921509It was a calculated move
>>1921501only funny postchances apex magdumps every tyloo body next time they play?
>>1921468
my moussies play today :)
>>1921514OUR MOUSSIES BITCH :)
>>1921506so assuming someone pays more attention to dota than me, that'd be in total5 cs players5 dota players3 apex players3 fgc1 chess17 out of like 90 people>>1921507apparently hikaru left tsm 3 years ago
i know the overwatch players but i would never admit it here
>>1921519kek so falcons stole both imperialchud and hikaru from tsm
>>1921453>obamagivesobamathemedal.jpg
https://www.hltv.org/news/42510/betclic-announce-jcobbb-sale-to-tier-1-teamheroic or faze?
>>1921527heroic probably already came up with a replacement for tn1r
>>1921509he's a magog'er
>>1921532faze or liquid. Polish nepotism as it finest
>>1921532is he an awper?
>>1921542zamng2 could've used him
Also it's been a while since this gif was posted, I guess after n0k0 and may0nesy leaving the kwabness just doesn't hit the same.
>>1921532faze, rain is gonna step back from competing and say its for his family (its actually because faze fucking suck rn), he'll probably end up streaming for them like olof
>>1921461>>1921472The problem with huge populations is that the bigger they are the more morons they have.
>>1921532Who? Nowhere probably.
oof
>>1921547https://x.com/leaki_cs/status/1958803539272110535
>>1921461>>1921466>>1921472>>1921492Are cs fans only just now realizing how fragile & pathetic chinks are? They’ve always been like this lol, no matter what game
>>1921599>fragile chink egos suddenly stir drama in cs>it gets discussed in the cs threadyeah, how weird
s1mple-sama-kun.... i give you all of my energy
>>1921610that's zontix and donk is his griffith
>>1921615dont worry anon by 7pm the hangover will be completely gone
>>1921599No I know what they're like, I've had them on my servers.
>>1921625DESERVEDFUCK YOUBALD FRAUDPUA AINT EVEN GONNA TAKE YOU
>>1921625https://xcancel.com/FaZeEsports/status/1958835406364873084>it's real
>>1921625Undeserved tbqhfamalam no shiggy diggy my niggy
>the elige twistzz swap is realwhy would he do thisthey're not even going to the major
>>1921625kinda sad, but they clearly couldn't work out whatever tf is going on in their headshoping for >>1921631but we're probably not that lucky
>>1921636statsfags gtfo
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
yep elige was the problem not the cryptic old fucks
Total bald death.
>>1921625he was too good for them
>>1921642>ring chase in europe>get kwab'd in <1 yearyou'll get my respect back when you join another AMERICAN team, mr. jablonowski
>>1921553who does he coach?
Today is a good day.
>>1921451gj king
what's next for elige?
>>1921625Rain and Karrigan have become those unkickable increasingly washed legacy players who end up killing entire orgs.
>>1921656Playing Counter Strike probably.
>>1921656he finna link up with steel
>>1921656https://www.hltv.org/team/12971/wanted-goons
-iM+Elige
Elige replacement is playing right now btwhttps://kick.com/cct_cs
>>1921668stop posting this shit out of contexthe cried after he tweeted out that he wished he could have won the major for his recently deceased brotherdon't you dare shit talk karrigan
Elige to navi fixes literally everything
>>1921650probably you if you pay, seems exactly like a grift this sad unhireable retard would do
>>1921673well he plays for a T3 team so it would make sense wouldnt it
>>1921679Dats YB
>>1921679thats nba youngboy i think. a more qualified wigger might be able to correct me
>>1921684nigga fertile as hell
>>1921683>they've already made transfer plansgod I hope he's going to liquid
>>1921081>>1921085Its live right now, the viewership is cracking me up. I wonder if it has like 100k or something on chinese twitch or something
>>1921679why are polacks so obsessed with niggers?
>>1921599The best part of this video is when daniels says "COVID...Made in China...I'm surprised it didn't fall apart"
>>1921675Even my alcoholism?
>>1921700EWC gives money to orgs to sign teams for games like this then they get dropped shortly after EWC
>>1918310>>1918340>>1918310>>1918340oh no no no
>>1921665That would be interestimg
>>1921693No clue, but when I googled it I found some article claiming it was 4th most popular online game in China, but it seems like BS and probably an AI article.
>>1921665nahhe's either joining his old team in PUA or s1mple on BCGbest outcome: getting traded to liquid for twistzz
>it's upit is jcobbbdamn
s0mple lose now
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>1921732polar bear in arlington texas
>>1921690>>1921715I see >1400 viewers on viet streams >4 million "heat index" on the chinese streaming sites which is close to the same viewership as the chinese league of legends match going on rn but they don't tell you what the real views are on chinese so I think it really is popular in china and nowhere else
>>1921732dont forget that karrigan is shagging polish girl (or is shagged by)
>thinking neo has any say at all about who gets into fazeyou hltv retards get dumber by the season
>>1921742she's their sports psychologist yespolish nepotism knows no bounds
I have a pooland fatigue
>>1921739>>1921742why is this allowed? shouldn't valve intervene?
>>1921746lmfao
at least it's not -jks +nexa tier, and the dude is some young aimerimagine it was some -elige +NAF deal
>>1921752ultimate
btw betclic has also decent young awper so goodbye broky
hahahahaha they think this will solve anything lmaonothing will happen before they -kekigan and -rain
>>1921759dude looks like a serial killer
TURN ON HLTV ITS ON FIRE
Retards Elige is Polish too
>>1921763
>>1921763damn, not bcgame?
>>1921765silence plumber
>>1921763>will step in for the next few matches while he explores offers! yawn
its only karrigan welcoming him, such a nepotism move
>>1921776if this doesn't work out then karrigan is done for
Reportedly, Liquid are finalizing the deal with FaZe to transfer EliGE in place of NertZ to get the NA VRS region, as NertZ expressed his desire to be benched and transfer out earlier this year due to some internal conflicts.Twistzz, despite earlier conflicts with EliGE present as late as 2024, did not voice his protest. OverDrive's leak was a idea that floated around, but Twistzz shot it down and chose to play out his Liquid contract.
>>1921776surely everyone is welcoming him. They are just busy today
>>1921784doesn't matter, liquid ain't winning shit with shoey's calling
there's GOT to be an easier fucking way to watch pre-animgraph2 demos than reverting...p.s. does anyone have experience with watching GO demos/ know if they got nuked
>s1mple signing to bc game instead of Faze was the good timeline all along
>>1921675Elige has too big of an ego, it's not the kind of player b1ad3 would sign for this roster
>>1921776you just know his wife has him on a leash, fucking fat cuck
>>1921784which twitter clout chaser tweeted this?
elige to where? m80, nrg, wildcard or getting info?
>>1921795I did, it's a leak for /cs2g/ only.
Elige not beating the energy vampire allegations
how are Mouz underdogs on boookies lmao, this shit is rigged
>>1921797thanks anon, i appreciate your diligent reporting :D
my moussies :)
>>1921800No problem, expect the news by the end of ESWC
what is faze smoking by replacing their best player with this guy (keep in mind that's his stats from playing in tier 3 lmao)
>>1921807nepotism
>>1921807karrigan is getting kickbacks from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betclic
Guess who this gals husband is :)
>>1921814>>1921792
"Elige wasn't kicked, he left. We want him back!" - KarriganHOLY SHIT
LMAO FAZE
>have full A site control 3v2>go down vent for 20 seconds then back up for no reason>2 CTs rotated to A and kill you with 10 seconds on the clocki can't even imagine what s1mple is thinking playing with this serbian retard calling
>>1921829i would have played just a single bet on Mouz but glAurora thrashed Heroic when they were stronger than now
>>1921819Cole-pilled
I wonder how big Twistzz's cock isHis father is Indonesian, and the average in Indonesia is 4.5 inches, and he does look Asian somewhat, so it's at best 5 inches if his mama's genes tried to save the situation, possibly smaller since he has a large ego
>>1921832>i would have played just a single bet on Mouz2.05 alone would've made for a boring betI also think whatever dead lineup buff heroic are on rn can get them the win
>>1921834>new generation>average age down from 28.4... to 27.1UNC AIN'T FOOLIN NO ONE
>>1921835he's also vegan, so you have to subtract at least half an inch from shrinkage
>s1mple in charge of covering his teammate>s1mple in charge of a 1v1
>>1921840That would leave us in 4.2-4.5 inches range, not very big on the global scale, and possibly one of the smallest ones in top 30 if we remove national Asian teams from the mix.
>>1921844maybe he should transfer to a chinese teamnobody wants to have the smallest dick in the locker room
>>1921846fully torqued
>karrigan was forced by his wifey to sign one of her boysactual cuckold behaviour
>>1921807>best playerElige is the definition of mid, no better than fucking iM.Frozen is their best player by a large margin.Karrigan did the right decision.
>>1921852>Frozen is their best player by a large margin.this is your mind on statsfrozenF is barely 2nd best while EliGE has 2nd best T-side in the worldkarribot couldn't get elige proper CT side roles that would give him good rating due to washed fuck rain putting up peak kyojin numbers when moved anywhere else, sad!
BC game is DESTROYING OG on their best map (only lost to Falcons) because of s1mple (over 2:1 KD)
>>1921851will never cheer for faze ever again, sad to see a nigga this pussywhipped
>>1912887called it, so obvious they were making elige out to be the problem, now twistzz will come in for rain I suppose
s1mple with the aleksibot movement
>>1921846Either some trade shenanigans with Liquid or a EU team.
Where do you guys watch the coverage of the upcoming games? On the EWC Weblite or twitch?
>>1921866igl roles should be abolishedeveryone learns the same strats, everyone has 10 printed papers on their deskwhats the point of igls besides not being able to shoot?
passion usa should pounce on this opportunity if he isn't being traded for twistzz, nicx is so ass
>>1921869retardfuck off, we have enough of your kind
>>1921865retardo...
>>1921690>>1921693All of these shitty mobile games you see topping esports charts are botted or fake, it's very obvious what the most popular esport games are
>>1921872youre the retard, all a team needs is good aimerslook at donk and simple being able to carry dead weights constantly, is it because of their calling? or because they click well? igl only exists because retarded boomers wanted to keep their jobs
>>1921879i, for one, welcome silvers sub 5k premier friends into the thread with open armswelcome :^)
i told you elige was the problem
>>1921887keep coping, im sure its because of apex vitality dominated everyone and it wasnt a good rifler/awper
>>1921890we know, chadnow go make a podcast about it
>>1921625>woke up this news
this team would be top 15 at a minimum
>>1921899>fl4muswhen are we gonna arrive at the point where everyone agrees that this guy was never EVER good?even before he got raped by electronic, he put up like 1.01 rating in GL who were still dwelling in tier2 CCTs, he had a single good map on major, has some charisma, and apparently that's enough to give him 10 more chancessame for dogster, the most mid awper on the planet who played on the level of current broky, come budapest fluke run, now he's the next coming of Jesuswoo
>>1921899that's not nearly enough for most of these players, zont1x belongs in a top team, elige and degster in somewhat contending ones while magisk and fl4mus would just be content attending lans
>>1921907>degster in somewhat contending oneson what basis?
>>1921909>more statsfaggotryit's like you people had a lobotomy that didn't quite succeed
>>1921919he was a rentoid instead of a landchad
>>1921914go on, explain to me why does dogster deserve a 4th chancebecause you like him or something? must be that since he's not anywhere near the "contending" level, even "missed shot from w0nderful" clears him if you watch the games
>>1921909awpers are garbage at the moment aside from a handful, he'd do better in g2, vp, heroic or gamerlegion than any of the players they have now or have tried recently
>>1921922I'm ntaidc about degster
>>1921834>polenigger coach slides in another polish playerFUCK OFF
>>1921923too old for GL, heroic wanted him gone before the falcons sale, ICY is a sidegrade, and G2 would do better with gambling on someone from tier2 than getting guaranteed midsterhis best bet is nemiga, I am afraid
>>1921934he's the same age as kursy, as for the others it seems you have a clear bias here so no point continuing, for the record I don't like him either I think he's got an unpleasant personality I just don't think he's garbage at the game and only mentioned him because of the post I was replying to
s1mple proving he never left yet again
>>1921950polish nepotism like in g2 (unironically)
>>1921950Only polish nepotism can kick the best player on a team and replace him with a random tier2 polish kid.
>>1921950To replace elige? How fucking stupid are you to need to fucking ask this question? You dumb fucking retard.
>>1921957hi neo huge fan
>>1921951you are hiding that you're only showing one map from the bo3
>>1921962i know that this is a reference to some simple vs zywoo bs, but i don't know what specifically. i generally just scroll past all that shit
>>1921950elige is too old and independent minded for karrigan's tastes.
>>1921966SWEDEN NUMBER 1
what a pussy
>>1921970it's so cringe when account managers post as if they're playersit's a well known fact that zywoo isn't on any social media too, so it's triple cringe
>>1921966Heroic!!
>>1921971t. nikolai
The Poles have an outsize influence in CS, despite their best days being behind them. What's up with that?
Chinese reactions to Tyloo vs Vitality:>Washed and frustrated so you start BMing? Your fans told me you're pure and noble!>Trashwoo the Corpse Shooter>ZywOo is a big baby, all those records and you shoot corpses like you got owned>you should learn humility from device>He died to your C4, why are you flaming? Expected better from such a player>2-6 and already pissed, tilted that hard by Jee?>ZywOo should apologize. When NiKo and device get mad, they don't start BMing. Even before, ZywOo kept it to himself, but he let go of his emotions now, and showed great disrespect to the opponent that called him the GOAT and idol. He should be strict with himself and record an apology video about this if he's mature.>Fatherless behavior on display>lost all respect for Vitality after this, ZywOo should apologize to the Chinese peoplepic related is 2nd most liked comment, no translation needed
>>1921970our goat would never
>>1921987it's a player ratingthe user rated ZywOo 1/5 stars, here's the overall rating of the players
Why is china?
>>1922000who knows
Falcons WILL fail today.
>>1922000>>1922008there's also the "century of humiliation"
You would think that the Chinese would be fine with trash talk after they saw Austin. Fuck, they had Emilia stand up on the desk and stare down his opponents at one point.
>>1922008why are the chinese so sensitive?
>>1922018that was the based chink teamtyloo is the typical chink team
karrigan to coach and Twistzz his pupil timeline begins now btw.
Today im jewish
>>1922018as per usual, they can only dish outthey were very assmad when people started laughing at emilia's crossdressing pics
Sacrificing my brother's foreskin for Spinx to have the biggest lifegame of all time. nicoodoz tier lifegame.
CUT YOUR FORESKINS TO GIVE MOUZ POWER
>>1922028no needxertion already killed a chicken to absolve them of their sins
>>1922031What if I removed my whole penis already?
>>1922033>>>/lgbt/come back when esl impact is on
>>1922033then you are a navi fan, sorry
>>1922046bodied that freak
>this is a ceo in 2025lolno hate btw. Just think it's funny
>>1922057>we obviously were high when we got the teamno shit
>>1922058is there something we missedmust more time be wasted?
>>1921971very fraudulent indeed, the words don't sound like something he would ever say either
so fucking close
>>1921599why are the chinese so proud of their history when it mostly consists of being the bitches of their neighbours?
Tatarinovich
>>1922068save the schizo babble for when games are done
fucking shit organization, they have so much money and can't even provide x3d chips which are by far the best for CS2
lol what a auraless match
thats a man
this is embarrassing
>>1922093for Spirit
xfl0ud died for this
what am i watching
>>1921708>faze being retarded shittersunsurprised
>>1921995>blue means bad ratingkek weird people
get your shit together swedengetting raped by muslims out of AND on the server is just disgraceful
>>1922098Valve brought team deathmatch back
Another W for fans of Heroic profit making :)
other tournaments should adopt always having cams for every player visible in hud and comms from more than just the international teams, doesn't matter that I don't understand mongolian, russian or turkish it's still cool
>>1922108>comms from more than just the international teams, doesn't matter that I don't understand mongolian, russian or turkish it's still coolfully agree, i was also proposing this for some time
lol nice spacing swedish botss1mple was right
>>1922109pistol round won = gg
12 is all they get?
>>1922141they're doing this on purpose so that they can ask for a little bonus from spirit
"how do you feel?", "what does this win mean to you?" and now the brand new "what would this win mean to you" courtesy of banks, he's simply the best, who needs stunna or someone that could get something more interesting out of players than the only reply that is possible to give
How do you separate things pros do because they actually work to give them an advantage versus stupid pro memes? For example, the SG was an excellent weapon being ignored for years due to pro memes before everyone suddenly realized it was actually good.
>>1922154because they have it backwards. kills against eco means you're in a winning position and predicts that you're more likely to win but in rating 3.0 its penalized. ass-backwards
LETS GO HEROICCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP LETS GO HEROIC CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>1922172You mad, ytboi?
No...
>>1920866i don't know how much of a seething faggot you have to be to report that post and get someone banned. but anyways what that pic portrays is what's gonna happen right now.#FalconsAreHere
>>1922237brown people dont have the human right to access white people
unless its hot brown women
I have donned my kippah
This interviewer is such cancer. Hopefully him, Harry and Hugo don't make it out of SA
>>1922256darfmike, the only interviewer worse than banks
>>1922258I like banks. I think he's awful at his job but I like having him around.
>>1922258>>1922256Why does he even wear that shitty H&M floral shirt?Everyone else goes for something smarter and he's sitting there in some I'll fitting shirt
retarded fucking yuroshitters can't do anything rightare we getting the 2019 liquid reunion or g2lige?>>1921708yeah bro, elige was the reason they're on a flight back home right now
>>1922261>I'llOh noes my phone posting has been exposed xD
https://xcancel.com/itsgamerdoc/status/1958935350916915647Meanwhile, VaLULrant anticheate has even defeated DMA cheating. When will VAC catch up
>>1922237>>1922259don't make me defend zywoo or vitality man, it's the same 3 guys spamming and clearly in jest
>>1922272cs2 has 5 devs actively working on it so never
I stand with IsraelI stand with USAI stand with Trump#mouzishere
>>1921995>3.9 ZywOo>6.2 mezii>7.6 ropzbased chinx, they can't be all bad if they know ball to this extent
>>1922211>kills against eco means you're in a winning position and predicts that you're more likely to win but in rating 3.0 its penalized.you're IN a winning position, what's relevant is what GOT YOU to a winning positionlosing vs pistols should be hugely penalized, winning vs pistols is the expectation and should be minimally rewarded
>>1922281no man, there's no such thing as being in a winning position before the round has even started. that's bias. you only need to count what actually happens in a round, not before it.
>>1921625>Cuckplexity = dead>Last hope of NA = benched Today is a good day. Cheers NAbabs!
>>1922283>there's no such thing as being in a winning position before the round has even started. that's biaswhat the fuck are you talking aboutdo you think you have the same odds to win a gun v gun round as a gun v eco round? this is some "the odds are 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't" shit
>>1922286wtf lol
>>1922302Oh look we got a hacker itt, smartest boy in the room!
#istandwithisrael#mouzishere
ancient inferno traini expected nuke kino last, unlucky
we are here https://www.youtube.com/@kassadcs2
>>1922347based#30bombforxertion#3000bombsforgaza
my moussies win today :)
>>1922272god you're so naive
>>1922361krmak
currently eating a watermelon icecream, so good
>>1922377he'll be sent in first to tank 80 damage on banana like makazze in Navi
>>1922375>*srk*
>>1922305you don't get it. the advantage is already account for in the kills, you don't need to penalize anything.
FUCK FAILCLOWNSFUCK MONEYSYFYCK KYOUSUCK
I'm feeling uncomfortable with this guywheres banks?
hate muzzies so much
>>1922394n0k0 and his buttboys
>>1922394>kyxsan with the granny glasses>russkies with the female feet stanceonly teses and niko looks alright.have fun watching mouz destroying your koran shills
>>1922398they technically are, they got their trips and expenses paid for while the saudis already live there
>n0k0
YES YES YES YE SYESI'm drunk btw, so I will post cringe shit, sorry
are falcons fans brainless? why are they cheering for a defuse?
WIRES BRO HE'S DEFUSING!
It was NiKo tier
same
>>1922405leave faggot, we don't need your drunk ramblings here
>>1922405nah you goodwe love /druk/niggas
>>1922400only women stand with their feet together like that
>>1922410You need to be slightly buzzed to take this HvH clown fest seriously
Wait it's still the old Ancient wtf.
XERTION YOU JEWISH COWARD
NiKo is looking extra washed.
im watching it muted while listening to some house, these crowds are unbearable
whenever theres like 20 seconds left on the bomb its really weird to see CT just ad ad ad hoping the T peek themwhy would they, they got the time in their favoryou need to push? Push then
>>1922410sniff that fart pussy ass bitch
13-1, I am afraid
>>1922405stay chad, we need your drunk ramblings here
>>1922418you'd think so, but it's really popular nowadays to just mindlessly swing instead of playing time even if all you need is to wait a second and secure it
fun is over, kyousuke is just niko's bitch now
LETSGO JIMI
Imagine having an eco round and this guy is your opponent
Holy shit this fucking crowd is so annoying. Someone bomb this tournament already for the love of god.
>>1922385why don't you just think about it as "killing a pistol is the default, killing a rifle is rewarded as even better, killing a rifle as a pistol is even better"surely you think there's more of an impact on your chances of winning the game if you win a round with pistols vs rifles and break someone's economy than with rifles vs pistols and don't affect it at all
>>1922384>listening to kassad instead of Svojke casting another Falcons disasterclass
actually amazed falcons rats don't already wear their shit jerseys with the two fake stars on
>>1922435Because when something is strong when pulled off by silvers it's retardedly broken when done by a pro
>>1922436you cannot fight fire with fire
THE GOONER HAS ARRIVED
kyousuke sucks now, niko dealt with his bussy, it's so gaped he doesn't make a sound when he farts
CH0K0 AND CO ARE NO MATCH FOR A FAT FINN
JIMIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>1922436its about the microphones, where they're placed and how high the volume issomehow its a neverending issue for cs tournament orgs
>>1922437a team with players that destroy ecos have higher chance of winning against teams that don't. but for some reason rating 3.0 penalizes that.
HE's WARMING UPwhat are those terrorists singing? coyote?
>Sponx pulls out the USP against an AK in the hands of all aim no brain russian
>>1922283>>1922452retard
>torzshit
>>1922438I've already switched, kassad is boring
guys, I think it's the perfect UI for spectators
the semen is no longer baking
>>1922452ok you are just stupid, I thought I was missing somethingteams with rifles that lose to ecos are harshly penalized. relative to them, teams that crush ecos are substantially ahead, because they are not penalized
rape-9
is that a woman voice? if this being played in an arena or in a kitchen?
why does ohne hate mouz? he's always malding about them
>>192246960% Jewish.
>>1922469Mouz requires a high iq to appreciate.
>invents the most viable strat in the game for more than a decade
>>1922469he wants esports to be fun
I've seen enough, bring back degster
>>1922469germ org with no germs, also nil aura
>>1922469he is a salesman, he roots for the most popular teams
>>1922464actually you are the one who is stupidas the original poster clearly shows: >>1922154rating3.0 is worse than just counting kills
I'm just tired of seeing zonic overly react, who the fuck do you think you are?
>>1922474>he's still on his Faze contract
>>1922483>colorful excel page says I am right
>>1922477I think you mean Magisk
>>1922487They don't call FaZe a retirement home for nothing.
god I want this twink rat to lose again and againstop looking at the camera YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAIN CHARACTER
Spirit lost to THIS?
>>1922496What were they supposed to do? They don't have XANTARES
those women must get RAPED
>>1922496cursed for insulting Mohamed (PBUH)
>>1922500Lies.>>1922501Truth.
>>1922499Probably trafficked
>>1922483the justification you gave for why it was worse made no sense, regardless of anything else. it'd be like if I talked about how great tax rebates were, but forgot that you had to pay taxes in the first place
holy raped
VAMOUZ
Stop with the rape jokes.
love stacks mealso none of them are playing anti flashnoobs
>>1922498based
>>1922501>it was a DJINN [helped along by the vizier's poison in the night for the prince of rus' blasphemy]
Raping donk's bussy until he becomes nothing but a grenade backpack.
Okay, if they lose the buy it's joever.
I must have seen that niko's face a thousands of times already
Holy shit xertioN is so fucking braindead.
watching jimi partaking in a clutch reminds me of me having to initiate contact with the cashier.
>JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY >JyyMMmy
>>1922527why'd no one tell me there was a real game on
that's it, we lost mouz sisters
Brollan info locking AGAIN
What is this weird fucking crowd Its like those jeets in Qatar
>>1922547>number 4mongolz>number 5auroramaybe top 6?
>inferno and nuke are those two maps where niko goes offlineYou just know
it's okay mouzissies, it's falcons' pick
kyxsan carrying
>>1922553not for long, mouz aren't getting out of the online stage and slide down
>>1922518
RUSSIAN FRAUD
mouze = trash
Niko will never ever. This was his last chance.
>>1922557the fetishism with shoes the arabs will always be funny
jeet getting worried
Bruh
>>1922567where's that dude that said s1mple wasn't the only who turned the team around, because andu also got added
rapedsports
mouze disband soon
>>1922567This won't happen after Elige joins.
fuck them fuck you
WHERE'S ELIGE GOING?!!!!
>>1922575zased and trvewe getting oldquid back
1 good jimi game and they lose :(
>>19225791.46 is mid now1.9 is good
>>1922579Spinx and xertioN bank account:
>>1922579n0k0 empty stats farmer confirmed should honestly just retire and let his russotwinks blossom unfettered by his rages and sodomy
>>1922579niko cobra exposed
MOUZ is losing with an info toggler IGLfucking bad, souless and shameless team KWAB
>another ez mickey mouse tournament for vitalityLOL
Do people seriously believe falcons wouldn't have cheats installed for their own? THEY OWN THIS SHOW MAN. IT'S OVER.
>>1922592bro the saudis put live minimap feeds into falcons' monitors
>>1922593cope
>>1922599tn1r, easily.
There has to be at least one functioning psychopath playing in Tier1. I wonder who it is.
is PGL Cluj-Goofy the biggest fluke tournament of the year?
>>1922603he even had a fitting nickname
>>1922603any sort of mental issues would be filtered before reaching high levels of pro cs
>>1922603NiKo
>>1921653thanks man. im still super excited about it lol
>>1922603For a while this was Floppy
>>1922612Too emotional. He's anything but imo.>>1922609You can hide it and still operate. Functioning psychos often hide it well. You can sense that's something's off about them but you can never put your finger on it.
>>1922603jL
>>1922618b1t, never seen him show any kind of emotion, always seems genuinely disinterested in everything and not in the zontix style
>>1922618you need a brain operating at high levels relative to the masses, any defect predicts other defects and its just really unlikely your mental illness doesnt impact your ability to play csYou need to form long term trust relationships over the internet. Then convince organizations to sign a multiyear contract with you and you have to play intimately with a group many many hours without them going "uhh this guys is odd lets kick him"one key aspect to pvp games is understand other people, how they react to things and thats probably not a strength of psychosthen theres a pr aspect, you doing retarded things outside the game harms your marketability and orgs dont want that
>>1922603Zontix. You just know he tortures puppies in his spare time.
>>1922603james banks
>>1922620I was thinking this too. He's most likely not but by god the facade that he puts on feels fake as fuck.>>1922623b1t is just a bit autistic I think >>1922626Just cause you're a psycho doesn't necessarily mean that you're prone to bursts of rage or some other wacky shit that makes people go "uhhh wtf". Also they DO understand people, especially how to manipulate them which is even more complex than what you're describing since it requires direct contact. >>1922631Nah. He's just edgy+war. So there could be plenty going on behind the scenes.>>1922632He's probably just gay.
>>1922603Gabriel "Two Face" Toledo
>one hour of rooting for mouz and I'm turning into an npcWTF IS THIS???
fix the crowd mics jfc
kazkhstan
>teses playing pit nowthis is gonna be a disaster
HOLY SHIT KILL THESE WOMEN ALREADY, YOU GUYS DO THAT SHIT EVERY DAY JUST DO IT
>>1922635
>>1922642If he is then he's hiding it well. I know nothing about fallen's personality but he looks trustworthy to me for some reason.
I told you niggas it's scripted.
>>1922663>but he looks trustworthy to me for some reason.That's how they get you...
>mouz jersey is the most expensive one by farare they compensating the lack of fans with a massive profit margin or something?
>>1922667crowd is scripted, games are notstop schizo posting
>stack site>get rapedkwab
>>1922666kyousissy stop posting and play the game bro.
This tournament, this crowd, the games... this is peak CS! Anyone else #FlyingWithFalcons right now? I'm excited to see how NiKo and the Baby Goat close out this series!
teses just got cs2'd
>>1922603Psychopaths wouldn’t make it to tier 1 because they’d probably be cheating.
>>1922666exactly what i'm thinking rn kekevery round is just throw a set of util on banana then stack A or B
>foreskin acquired>Spinx activated
>>1922607>psychopath for wanting to fuck womenif they leave their house they basically consent.
>we picked this ct sideIt's over.>map 3 is nikonukeIt's so over.
>baby dick sucked>xertion activated
>>1922677>NiKois he one of the support players? I'm a kyxsan fan, personally
Apologize to Rio crowd.
there you go
>>1922663>but he looks trustworthyThat's because he's just a chill ass white d00d
>more football chantsI hate saudis so fucking much....
>>1922700>"guys, everything is great. I love this team, we're like a family.">*sends two of his teammates to a glue factory the next day*
>>1922711One person on Falcons has to praise Allah every round lest they want wallhacks to be switched off by admin.
kek eco cobra
>>1922714That's normal. He really should've sent all four.
>falcons mosh pitokay that's based
>>1922721really outdid himself
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
oh wow an ace against an econiko surely will have six gorillion rating now
lmao crowd
>The slayer of eco-landia
>wave a chopper sign>get your head chopped off
THIS MAP IS CT SIDED. YOU WANT 4 ON T TO WIN THIS.
Why couldn't he repeat it?
>>1922737it's actually the only T sided map in the pool right now, but nice try13-7 for falchads
>>1922740That's D2
No tech pauses/audio problems with this EWC DOE#NOOTICING
-kvem+elige
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THANK GOD
KWAB
>>1922566I'm chillin bruh if Failcl0wns will I'll admit they're the better team and their "just 1 more superstar bro" strat might finally be paying dividends.
i can't wait until Falcons lose and then say they were playing with no pressure bc they already "won" this meme event
still can't believe I'm rooting for jews...the crowd makes it easier tho
Can xertioN make it less obvious? This is embarrassing.
KWABABOOTY RIGHT BACK
just send xertion to the glue factory, what a piece of shit fraud
>>1922716>lestwtf is sh1ro doing on here
JJ Reddick
>>1922776>xertion>glue factoryI think you mean soap factory
how much did they pay those guys to wear mouz jerseys?
>>1922757kvem to nicx roles instead>>1922780redikkk
>>1922783$20 amazon gift cardsabout the same rate as the camel fuckers
>"we can't hear you"BASED BASED BASED
Falcons need HooXi
how is spinx so goated n scroted but xertion is hot ass
that was the bravest Spinx play i've ever seen
>>1922788they need apex
>>1922792he's the bear jew
Based Spinx soldier of the chosen people, giving his all to win while xertioN tries his hardest to throw for Falcons money.
Falcons have a 100% WR on Train. Moussies.......
>>1922796xertion is an ashkenazi with a backup plan, spinx is a desert jew with his back to the sea and the only way out is through these janissaries
>>1922800>Have to overcome a Herculean taskMouzbluds, our theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKYI3-3lMg
>>1922800Nuke is the decider. You bum.
>>1922794>you got that star from killing jews?>fifa
>>1922805nuke to decide who wins between saudis and jewspottery
>>1922800Uhh... thanks for the fun fact I guess?
>>1922805I might be retarded.
>>1922805>falling for the usual retard baitbe better anon
>>1922812It was not bait I was half asleep I thought I saw Train as the third map.
sigh
God if only he killed kyousuke there man. Little retard had the bomb and was pushing...
>>1922808lmfao
orange you have the bomb
>>1922815>moussiesI hope you were retarded on purpose, 'cause that shit is just annoying at this point
https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cs
>>1922821It's just shitposting like the #falconsarehere
>>1922820jej
wp Brollan
his moussies :)
gg
>Niko on nukeIt's over.
>>1922566tick tock
>>1922826why keep posting it when nobody cares? the jeet and the sweede never respond to that kind of baitit's hltv "humor". Like putting zeroes in names
tab into s1mple game for ot
falcons are so fucking badno trade potential, not watching angles, missing utility... just fire zonic already and get anyone else, even TaZ would be better
https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cshttps://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cshttps://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cshttps://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cshttps://www.twitch.tv/tpg_csGET IN HERE https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cs
>>1922836kayosuke will carry
>>1922840love him, but I won't care at all before he manages to fight his way back to tier1 lan's
>>1922838>nobodynuff with the hivemind redditspeak, I and one other anon care.feel free to filter it if it bothers you so much
>>1922848there's no profit in buying in at the top
kyousuke spammers?
Our Moussies :D
one more map mousbros :)
wtf lol s1mple
>>1922851>nobody>hivemind redditspeakholy shit, can you please just fuck off?
Nikolai always topfragging when his team gets gaped
>>1922852some has to carry the bag
>>1922858noimpactko
>listen xertioN, I don't know what the actual fuck you are trying to pull off here but you better stop right now>one map? ok I understand but TWO back to back? nuh uh
Moussies!>>1922857no <3>>1922855nuke finna be a banger and then the falclowns itt will shut up
is Dota easier to make a superteam in than CS? how come Falcons worked in Dota basically since the start and here they are underperforming for 2 years after changing 2 cores
>>1922866cs is the only sovlfvl team esport
>>1922866they worked in apex too
>>1922866dotards barely even talk to each other during games
>>1922869oh, makes sense then, i didn't know that
bc.gamers how we feeling
>>1922794>saudis ain't got no humanity
>Czernobog give me strength for the lifegame >it's fucking BC.Game s1mple we are up against
xertion having a massive stinker and that looks it's enough against falcons
Do we think Falcons has a plan for Nuke?
How much is MbS paying the falcons poster to shit up our threads?
https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_csWe're potentially going double OT.
>>1922884>Do we think Falcons has a plan for Nuke?niko on deagle
tranny lucy is casting the bc gamesFUCK YOU
>>1922885they do it for free
OT2 LET'S GOhttps://www.twitch.tv/tpg_csGET IN HERE YOU FUCKS
GOATPLEOT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2
>GOAT woke up BetBoom better start praying.
>>1922890this tard chose to watch the troon rebroadcast LMAOOOO
>>1922894>>1922895>>1922897>>1922898?????holy fuck incels amongus
>>1922888Link the non-terrorist stream, I don't do twitch
>>1922890Passionate sex in missionary with Lucy tho.
>>1922906how, do you have a pussy?
>Falcons fans aren't even watching their team play, they're watching bbc game s0mple play against lord ozempic & co.KWAB
>>1922906this but unironically
>>1922907She can use my bussy.
>>1922890>hating on /ourgirl/you're in the wrong thread, buddy
NOBODY SAID IT WAS GONNA BE EASYMAYBE WE GO 3OT
>>1922908who gaf about f0lc0ns
>>1922906yeah ballbust him
MAX MAX SUPER MAX
no one care about amatures ukraine we are watching falcons ewc
ANDU REDEMPTION
kyousuke should have joined mouz because he looks like a fucking mouse
OT3, BANK IT>>1922922>amatures
IT COULD BE OVER SOON
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME PRODUCTION
>>1922932IT'S CLOSE
s0mple
GOATbros...
>>1922932>>1922935>>1922935IT'S OVER.
what the fuck was thatwell, they're still up like 20 ranks
uhhhh moussies?
can't even win tier5 tournament lmao
>xertioN still throwingIt's over.
RELEASE JEFFREY EPSTEIN FROM PRISON THIS FUCKING INSTANT
bajs...
no one can say those proving grounds weren't exorted
yet another final lost for simple
>>1922940harry potter remake looks great
>>1922947Russian propaganda
so bad guys will win both bo3s today?
mousies airport that way
>>1922947those are pre-ot stats
>>1922947ArtFr0st mogs bigly
>>1922947>>1922951it unironically is
>>1922954it's not over yet
moussies :(
>it ends 8-4>falcons win the pistol>it's 9-4>they lose the followup and it collapses from thereNice script.
>>1922963where? we're watching the TPG_CS outro screen
saudies activated the cheats, I'm not even joking.
that one time im pro-isreal, cut my foreskin and denounce god the jews fail memaybe... maybe thats the way
>>1922971literally who cares
>>1922970you fucked upyou have to goon for jimmy
>>1922973this but about ewc
>>1922971boombla just looks weird
Why are there so many female mouz fans in the crowd?
>plant for doorfucking jew...
fucking pussies
>slow walk into a corner>be far enough that you will never be able to cleanly tradeis there a good reason for it? Specially with awp leading the pack
>>1922977There are female fans for every team. Really makes you think.
mousesbros..
>>1922976needs to lose the neckbeard, probably too used to it from all his time as a fat guy when he needed it to cover the doublechin
>>1922982>is there a good reason for it?The millions of dollars he's going to get from Falcons.
>>1922971>wearing your cap backwardsWhat the fuck is this? 2005?
>>1922977saudis made the call
XERTION IS ACTIVATED
>>1922965I'm telling yall.
>>1922993I know who you are...stop it, now.
>>1922993more like norwood 5
>>1922984Ct sided map.
just get this over with man...I've gotten half drunk and want to player premier now
TECHNICAL PAUSE BUT THEY CAN STILL READ THEIR STRATS???????????????
>cheats crash>lose 2 in a row>we need a tech pause
imagine if valve discovered this entire event was rigged and everyone who participated was banned for 10 years for matchfixing
>>1923010>valve banning anything saudi relatedyea lmao
>>1923007WE NEED TO PUT THEM INTO CRYOGENIC SLEEP BETWEEN ROUNDS, THEY'RE STILL THINKINGWE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, SAUDIS HAVE THE MONEY, MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>1922794>>1922808
>>1922965.
>>1923010my bro there was a dota 2 pro who got caught actually matchfixing every and each of his games, throwing against a team for a very long time, even his teammates or org didnt know about itnever got banned, nor even acknowledged by valve, his career is over but he still gets to stream on kick to promote gambling to sub 500 viewersthey want to be as far from esports as possible
>Hunt and get awp>Two players crashIt's getting blatant.
>tech crash to reset mouz weaponsdefinitely just a coincidence
>>1923019solo (322 guy) matchfixed in Dota and still made a career in Dota afterwards and won millions of dollars prize money, and that was after the ibuypower thing in CS. that's weird
Falcons WILL win EWC aka Major 2.0 and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>1923026is it working tho?
>>1923028if mouz wins then yes
>>1923028yes
Daily Reminder
>>1922965>>1922965>>1922965>>1922965>>1922965>>1922965
Wholesome chungus torzshit saves the day.
OOF
Just how CT-sided is Nuke exactly? Can /ourmice/ manage with 4 T rounds?
4 is enough.Mouz win this.
>>1923036this but unironically
TORZSASSSSSS
>>1923028I can hate both and still want mouz to winit's a weakness to not recognize your own hypocrisy
>>1923036what if one egg makes you sick more often that the other one?
>>1923028it's certainly making me dislike falcons
>Torzsi just walks out into the open
it's over, mouz dropping the ball again
>>1923042whatever it is, it's outweighed by losing pistol for sure
>>1923057
>>1923057Oh /magog/ Nostradamus, what does the future hold for me?
>>1923057AYO?????
>>1923057>unironically leaking the scriptbig L ngl
>>1923057>no digitsjust luck then
>>1923057so close
>>1923057aite nvm you didn't have the sauce
why are kyuosuke's lips so red and big
>>1923072>most boring team meats most castrated teamyou're not wrong
>>1923077niko insists
>all full ho except 5 1g molly damage
they will actually fucking unironically and literally win this meme tournament spirit choked, mouz choked, next are meme dogshit turks and watch them having to play mongolz in the finals because vita also chokes
FAILCONS?
tec9 is unironically underutilized in these pro games
why can't they get their indian hires to chant rightthis event blows
whiffesycrowd cheating cunts btfo
watching this shit muted while pvping in dark souls 2 is pretty comfynot having to hear those monkeys is a bliss
>crowd can't even pronunciate falconsthis crowd is jeet tier lolat least get some actual actorsalso gg monesy
what a stupid gift, fucking noobs
Yikes torzi
man torzsi so fucking retarded he could've mollied site and hiden behind
sick
>>1923098I jinxed it......fucking shitters, can't believe I have to cheer for mouz
retard torzsi
>>1923101he did nothing here, they literally offering him the round
>wholesome torzshit is mad
DO YOU BELIEVE IN OT?
>tec9 buyits over
also Jimpphat making sound for no reason, absolute throw
>>1923111UNLOCKED TORZRAGE
brollan so ass
>let's go farrow!
>FAILCUNTS IN CHARGE OF STRATEGY BEYOND "STARS GO KILL"
I may have been making fun of may0nesy till now but his rifling (not awping) in this tournament has been on point so far. Might even be a better rifler than n0k0.
>when the drums start, you say 'let's go falcons' okay?>sure thing boss
kneel mouzkeks
>tec9
you aren't vitality, mouzshittersnever will bego home, auraless faggots, good luck being at least top 5 this year
undeserved
>>1923120I guess that strat is pretty goodone more superstar was enough
FalKINGS
guess I'm back to being a naziyou fucking soulless shitters
Mouz lost a bunch of rounds they shouldn’t
>>1923057>collapsesfor mouz
>>1923125>>1923127kek you faggots were waiting with baited breath to post this
This is really delayed apparently, people said 1310 like 4 mins ago but to be honest I didn't mind being spoiled, thank fuck it's not a melbourne replay
>kikes lost>s0mple lost baZed
>>1923132same#freepalestineat least until vita meets falcons (if) then im jewish again
>>1923136>baited breathmouzsister with shaky hands, forgot english language, sad!
>>1923136*bated
>>1923091I told you niggas
>10 seconds into interview the goatfucker starts asking about statsyeah, I'm done for today. See you in premier, or itt tomorrow
>how does it feel to have a bunch of paidjeets chanting your name >>1923139>m0nesy 10:3 opk, 46-41, server-high 2 clutches>1.07
>torzsi came to play>but xertion decided not toWhat is it with teams doing this. Spirit, faze, mouz
BIG steel match tonight
bend the knee before speaking to your superiors.KWAB
We know pretty much anyone can beat mouz but can Falcons pass the real test? and beat The Mongolz
Tomorrow I am muslim.
india shocked, kyousuke rocked
>>1923139>jews bottomfraggingrigged
>>1923156>>1923160kek alright y'all can have this one
Holy points.
>>1923158there is no third place game bro
My auroras :)
>>1923166There is.
>>1923170yeah, they frauded their way up that high by scammingthe nip of t1
Explain this point distrib.>falcons lose about as many points as aurora if they lose>gain like half of what aurora gains if they win??
I'll say it, Mongolz have surpassed Mouz to be the third best team.
>>1923154he was better than teses at least, outside of a few important moments he was invisible, zont1x puts up 0.45 higher rating consistently in games like these.. he better watch his back
>>1923174Kinda. They were under furia.
>>1923175VRS knows the tournament is rigged for Falcons so they get less points for winning
sigh...
Big diff.
>>1923178show the rating by opponent rank
>>1923186I think it will add more points after it ends since that's when the prizemoney is calculated, spirit are already guaranteed to drop to 3rd at least
>>1923190>said he liked the crowdLearned from chopper's mistakes.
>>1923191>spirit are already guaranteed to drop to 3rd at leastI doubt it. The gap between them and the remaining teams is too yuge.
my moussies :(
do we consider mouz to be a top 3 team in the world right now after this loss or nah? I think mongolz surpassed them already, falcons will as well if they win this tournament
I think zonic just doesn't give a fuck about winning and is there for money. Come to think of it I don't think anybody on falcons care about actually winning anything. Saudis just need rosters to fill.
>>1923204It's between them and mongolz right now. I'd say mouz are still better. We need to see more of mongolz. If they can beat vitality again then they're probably 2nd or 3rd best.
>>1923202>>1923205yjk
>>1923204it was always a temporary thing until the teams with real winning potential got their lineups and shit together, I would say they are fighting with mongolz for 4th
>>1923208both won vs vitality, both got into finals and got 3-0'd, but mongolz are in semis and mouz are in the airportI know my 3rd place
>>1923204It's complicated right now. They beat Vitality, but also got beat by Spirit and Falcons. Spirit also lost to a literal who dead Heroic and Falcons lost to Mongolz and Furia. Mongolz lost to Navi and sometimes wins against Vitality. Navi lost to 3DMAX, Astralis and Spirit.
>>1923217blud really sneaked in n0vi like we wouldn't notice
>>1923207>occasionallythey just went 3 maps and won 13-10 with half of mouz ghostingI'm gonna need to see falcons beat an in form spirit or vitality before I put them at the top of t1
>>1923217>with half of mouz ghostingand jimpphat performing like he's in 2024, compensating for the tworetard
>>1923220it's niko, the building in the reflection is where ewc is hosted
>>1923220that's the tower they're gonna fly a plane into, win or lose
eligebros...
>>1923218Lol ion care bout n0vi but mongolz did lose to them>>1923223blud got so mad he replied to the wrong person xd
>>1923231surely there are better ways to announce you're flying home?
>>1923220some massacre against jews called red something I bet
>>1923224Asian guy on the top left looks like Jee if he bleached his hair blond.
>>1923231as a mouz fankwab
>>1923231typical western org, take the arab oil money, participate in the event quietly, and only once they're out do they loudly discuss their gaynessno moral fortitude, honestly
Xertion is a fraud.
>>1923242he certainly fucked up today
>>1923231kwab
>>1923234>>1923238Yea this is unintentionally hilarious
>>1923236kek it really does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtFQwK83M0Acool down with some talking counter after that great match
>>1923271let me guess the answer to that donk questionspunj: yesynk: nomoses: no
>>1923261he fucked up the whole tournamenthe ruined Torszi's chanceshe's the guy whose rating dropped the most after the rating update, exposing him as the biggest eco-fragger in tier1
>mouz's first quarter exit since clujoof, they're gonna collapse after this one 100%
>>1923273everyone said no, with pretty good reasoning
-brollan
>>1923282very nice, didn't expect that one from spunj, he's usually the bandwagon driver
>>1923275the collapse started the same day they got dumpstered 3-0 in yet another grand final, this time by spirit, that will take its toll on their mental after happening so many times
>>1923155they bootcamping in eu?
>>1923153yea I don't understand 3.0 really, I saw some truly awful performances given high ratings and justified by ner0 because of clutches, yet niko and monesy got trash ratings on nuke when they single-handedly won the 12th and 13th round which won them the series with otherwise decent plays, kdr and adr. didn't nexa get exactly the same rating as monesy for a game he had 38 adr and a single clutch? it doesn't seem right
>>1923271donk isnt the goat yet but id put money on him becoming the goat
>>1923155nvm they rescheduled
rec me knife under $200i can stretch to $250 max
>inb4 jcobb flop >inb4 we don't call him elige anymore we call him jon
>>1923271i don't watch these types of shows but just looking at the timestamps it's baffling to me that someone can yap more about donk being the GOAT (or any other boring ranking type of shit for that matter and abstract stuff) than Faze benching Elige and signing a tier 2 rifler in his place on the same day, which is a pretty crazy and unexpected real thing that just happened.
the TRUTH is out, these perfidious RAT FUCK yuropoorans cut goatlige because they want to be lazy and rest on their laurels and daydream about 2022 instead of grinding to the top of t1 cs againfaze WAS frozen on ct side, elige on t side, plus 3 deadweight shitters reminiscing about those 6 months where ropz carried them and broky wasn't too washed yet, even the dumbfuck polack coach who wasn't around for emall americans WILL be taking our merch purchases and streaming hours away from fa(2020mibr)(2018vp)ze to whichever ukrainian organization buys jonny jabs, and praying on the downfall of this 0.96 vs top 30 polish nepo SHITTER you thought could replace him
im still baffled by their decision. in what world does benching elige for some inexperienced bum make any sense. the only explanation i can come up with is that karrigan's ego was hurt so he plotted with neo for a quick replacement for elige.
>>1923377DAS RIIIIIGHT
>>1923377>>1923433https://youtu.be/YtFQwK83M0A?t=3660
>>1923440it's what every sane person is thinking desu
remember when there was a discussion at the beginning of the year of who did the better move, Vitality with +ropz or Faze with +Elige xd
>>1923440>it's attitude, elige is bad for the team, they don't want to be around him and he's killing the mood, remember 2016 s1mple and elige on liquid?maybe they should suck it the fuck up and work it out. if they actually kicked elige and gambled their future on some random kid because they couldn't stand to be around him and think they're gonna rediscover the faze magic (tm), they're retarded. they're professionals doing a job. get karrigan's wife in for some team couples counseling or a coach with a backbone to straighten it out. this kind of shit would never happen on blad3's watch
>>1921100Does CS VR with wrist weights save?
>>1923497pretty sure they know karrigan and rain are on their way out and they'd rather raise a young prospect to play along frozen and broky for years to come than stick with a 28 year old who nobody wants to play with
>>1923503>pretty sure they knowwho's "they" exactlythe players make all the decisions in that team. twistzz reached out to karrigan about playing with him, frozen was ropz and karrigan's old teammate, elige wanted to play with karrigan, rain reached out to s1mple about subbing for the major, and now corncob was on karrigan's wife's team. the coach is new to the team and subservient, their gm is that smiley asian manlet yesman from the antwerp major, and their management are 420blazing retards who're hands off until someone needs to sign off on the financialsit's max cope to tell me karrigan and rain are voluntarily sacrificing the ends of their careers for broky's sake, when they kicked him 2 months ago. they actually believe in this, or wanted off elige so bad they had to accept it
lol NAbabs mad because Eurochads don't wanna play with their so called superstar
>>1923600we're mad they wasted his time
>>1922868>worked in apexthey bought the two undisputable best players in the game for a roster that only needs 3 players, plus a top 10 underrated roller player.the equivalent in cs would've been like flacons buying donk, zywoo, monesy and frozen last year
>5 days to blast london>not even a s1mple ecl for another 3-4 daysthe fuck am I supposed to do now
https://www.dust2.us/news/64988/big-look-to-snipe-epl-spot-in-atlanta-amidst-low-interest-from-na-teams-for-dh-knockout-byocis we goin?
>>1923745What do you mean? Now we can finally play the game
>>1923762>The team list for the DreamHack Knockout BYOC tournament currently consists of:>•25 to Life • BIG • FlyQuest RED • Game Hunters • JPark Math Club • Lily Padthe fuck were they expecting if it's $900 for your team to play, without pcs provideddo they know atlanta is like 50% black people who only play tennis, and 800 miles away even from the cities that are nearby?
>>1923623maui this is very importantdm elige a link to "don't think twice it's alright" so he gets his head screwed on straight and comes back with a killer mentality and a clear conscience on his next team
>buy an adthey saidnobody fucking notices...
>>1923810looking puffy
Baby GOAT btfo
>>1923830this can't be real
>>1923831I overheard Niko saying it
>>1923663you best believe they gave this>buying donk, zywoo, monesy and frozena fair amount of thought. hell if we didn't have vrs restrictions there's a chance this might even have happened
Today, I am Türkiyeish.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SEPf5JomhrI
>>1923822janko is a BITCH
>126 deleted posts
at the start of the year Elige said he came to Faze in order to win trophies, instead Faze got exposed hard.I don't get why people make narratives in their head when it's clear Elige himself didn't want to play with those jobbers anymore.He'll replace Aleksi on Navi (iM to IGL) and win the prestigious Starladder Budapest.
look at that, ohnenigger is actually a shitposter with 10% of the thread's postskanker thread
>>1923860LMAO
>>1923870many knew this already
>>1923873always nice to know for sure with proof now
>>1923762if it was closer to nyc I'd go
>>1923870We talk about mental illness here a lot but that's a lot
https://www.dust2.us/news/64953/check-out-the-final-vrs-ranked-lan-events-for-na-teams-before-the-budapest-major>PUsA has 5 local LANs lined up+starladderThey might just sneak their way into a stage 3 invite
Based woo
Nice crossfire clutch just happened, nice snaphttps://www.youtube.com/live/TCmtua3Wc54?si=sRq3Tsm1PcAqv-5f
>>1923889Lol, Simple, Zywoo, and Donl are the only good CS players in history. Everyone else like Niko, ropz, Fallen, olof, etc/ are bad players and I would own them if they matched up with me in premier
>>1923893>I would own them if they matched up with me in premierHoly Based
>>1923891more lit than cs2
>>1923891This is a most deranged remake of dust2, also mr9? with 2.5 minute rounds is crazy
>fuck my stupid unlovable chud incel freak life
They are going to a tournament.. They play 3-4 games then go home waiting for paycheck and another tournament. Notice that when Vitality loses Apex is pissed and what does karrigan do when FaZe loses? He laughs... he is joyful. Unfortunately FaZe has become what the old VP (neo, taz, snax...) became.. survive until the next paycheck without any chance to win tier 1 tournament. -karrigan is the only thing that can save this team.Karrigan cares only about his paycheck. He will do anything to stay in faze. His last move will be to kick neo and become faze coach.Fun fact:All top CS2 teams are cheating.
>>1923930>moves literal continents to be benched award*
>>1923930Maybe he wanted out.First Twistz then Ropz and now Elige.
>>1923860wtf?looks like a mixture of statsfags and milquetoast takes
>>1923968>statsfags >pluralit's one guyseems like he pissed off a mod somewhere else, and he wiped all posts from his IP
>>1923969or maybe the gods heard my prayers and vm finally has a based modwe'll see when people start posting e-celeb shit
what does he do that no one wants to play with him?
>>1924004Welcome Elige to NRG!
>>1924004>best american player>still americanthere's your problem
https://youtu.be/sajp6e5knYY Boomers need to GET THE BOOT.OUT!
What if Vit lose
>>1924034They won't.>b-butThey won't. Trust.
>>1924038But what if
>>1924034Nah. We're probably getting a Vitality-Falcons finals with Falcons choking again.
>>1924024and replace them with who? Faze is broke, they can only get free agents#welcome Cadian, I guess
>>1924043>Faze is brokeWell, then I just don't care about them, my favorite org MUST be LOADED.
Maybe Faze should stop paying karrigan and rain 100k a month
ViDEITYbros get in here
flamez on the chopping blockvitality is severing all ties with israel
>>1924161he's their system playerhis performance is a direct response to apex calls
>>1924164be that as it may, he's a jewchop chop
apEX?flameZ?
This bo3 is actually very important to cucktality so Let's go Mongolz!
>>1924164where's that chart of him getting the weapon drops of an igl instead of apex
>>1924168i think Vitality already secured #2 place with like 99% chance
>>1924048cute girl
Vitality you're not invincible anymore you can't go for those 2v3 retakes
>>1924174Who's gonna tell him?
>1-7holy rape
mongolz
>>1924174>>1924181samefag
t sided map anyways
wer da ropz clutch?
>>1923860must be a schizo in other threads, because all those posts were pretty innocuous
>>1924189on t-side
>Vitality remembered how to play the gameMongoloidbros, it's still safe right? haha...
4 is enough
chokegolz
Team Kick
>>1924211team kick apex
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT
nice game
epic flick from godwoo
yoo hot bitches
DeagolZ
>forced to watch the ohne stream because the saudis forgot to set up their youtube stream
>>1924240What do you mean by that? It's right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aepQg7iHjcY
Mongolz beating Falcons would be way funnier doe
>>1924241it's just a roundabout way to mention his gay e-celeb crush
i called it, falcons free win through aurora and mongolz
5 month "era" is over LOL
C'mon MongolZ, finally do more than just win Mirage against Vitality
I CAN'T T SIDE
XANTARES will save us, don't worry.
even with 99999 tournaments won, vitality is still a joke somehow
mzinho had 6 hp in shadow how the fuck did he survive that kek
>g2 will beat falclowns>mouz will stomp falclowns>aurora will beat falcons <--- you are here>mongols will beat falchads sorry guys but #falconsarehere
GahhhhhDAMN Riyadh Looks GOOD GOOD!
>>1924256Having a clown like apex as your igl does that
3.0 lol
>>1924240we are here btw https://www.youtube.com/@TVARENAESPORT
zywoo is not beating fraud allegations
dont care who wins i just want falcons to losebonus points if faze wins but at this point they are dead
>>1924268It sucks so hard
ropz... >////<
bLitzu-sama we already know your balls are massive please have mercy...
How many of you actually think its rigged.How do u even rig it, worse PCs for opponents? There would be tech every round.
what the fuck was techo doing there? holding fucking back box? retard
ropz 1v5
>>1924305if you think it is you're schizophrenic, just looking at the bracket falcons got was enough to tell they weren't being done any favors, if spirit didn't choke they'd have to beat all the worlds best in a row
telling you guys, zywoo was always a cheateryou can tell that last few events he didnt reup his subscription for his cheat, thinking his tema can win for him, he thought he can save some millionshow hes rage cheating again xdfat fucking loserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-BKA3kz8Y
You'd think Mongolz would be a great D2 team because they are so aim focused, but they look so lost sometimes.
>>1924313>just looking at the bracket falcons gotdon't vrs decide seeding, no matter the format/tournament?
>>1924305undercooked chicken in the room service delivery >>1924313by valve rules, they had to seed it in a provably fair way
i love him :'(
Today im Turkishsalam aleiko
holy rapedmongkeks btfo
fucking apex again giving a free kill in 4v3, when Zywoo is not even on the site
FOUR IS ENOUGH
8 is enough
is there a way to silent drop from party on overpass in CS2? i know you could do it in GO but i can't manage to do it anymore.
btw ropz carrying again
>>1922613the feeling never gets old bro, i'm still happy getting an ace even after 15 years of playing this game
911!!!
>>1924342Expect. ropz is the biggest non-russian Dust 2 merchant we have.
Vitality are going to choke this on CT like they did against Liquid
Kekypoopy!
Why do they keep showing this fat fuck?
CHADzinho...
>>1924034
what if falcons lose?
umm wasnt it 8-1 at some point, i went to watch forsen play HK but hes dogshit
>Bogdan's law
what's going on with zypoo
>>1924359Gf nerf
>mezii and ropz having to carry zyw00s ass
>>1924355dont make me imagine
>>1924360*brown gf nerf
Zywoo era over i fear
LMAO RATPEX
ChokegolZ
hahahaha how did they win this
>lets peek 1 by 1 to a shotgun up close when we have ak's and AWPRetard. Retard. Retard
I don't get why you would peak that ramp from up close when you just watched your mate die from a shotgun, do a wide swing stuck to the whole retard.
>vitality rage toggle to avoid the 2-0embarrassing
>>1924377cope, my boy
>kills ropz in B>don't even TRY going BUhh... ?
>>1924374Arabs asked for third map cause of their script
>>1924379just stating some facts jamal
imagine donk being carried like this
>>1924382the only "fact" is vitality is gonna take this game, then the grand finals
dese asians got no dog in themmetaphorically at least
>>1924383he would be the goat
blitz doesn't lifegame = map lostunlucky
Apex won that shit for them, apologise
mezzi fucking lucky retard
2-0 was theirs then they let apex do that to them with a mag7, insanely bad misplay in that round and now they lose the series cause of it
>>1924389he threw the first half which should have been like 10-2 to Vitality an ez win
They lost this because they stupidly walked into apEX's MAG lol
Mongolz Try Not To Play Like Complete Retards After Losing a Silly Round Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>1924389No. Apex was doing the bare minimum there. The round was gifted to him by the Mongols. Like if they had any brains they wouldnt 1 by 1 melee range into Apex. Its like apex would set up a nail middle of a desert and 3 people would just happen to step on it randomly
>>1924383We already saw him get carried by sh0r0 and zweih at one point in the last 2 tournaments they won. We don't need to imagine.
Producers wanted a game 3 and the check cleared, it's a simple as that.
why is it taking so long between games? nobody wants to listen to the panel and specially this faggot
>>1924392>insanely bad misplayit was a bad play from Techno, not the whole teamhe got flashed in by Blitz and trading mzinho was a must there, 910 was far away
>>1924408>the check clearednobody uses those outside of usa
>>1924416yea buddy its a figure of speech i know you esl wont get it
>>1924416Yes we do buddy.
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4?list=RDQr0WT-3TiZ4
Lmao mezii
bLitzu-sama...
brother you have 30 seconds to play out the clutch, slow the fuck down
ACTUAL THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn0-6n_dng4
We are all mongoloidz here sir.
>techno smiling*gulp*
>>1923497>it's attitude, elige is bad for the team, they don't want to be around him and he's killing the mood, remember 2016 s1mple and elige on liquid?Hard to not be grumpy when you have to carry old boomer Rain, Karrigan and Broky who literally looks like he could kill himself any day now.
Techno's heart must have stopped when he didn't get the instakill on ropz and had to keep spraying
>>1924436fuck off zoomerreal fans love Geariatric Clan
apex is already tweaking and they're on t-side
techgoat 4k
These smoke kills from MongolZ are criminal
>the frenchie on your team starts seething starts uttering gibberishI feel bad for rest of Vitality
How will fraudgolz throw?
stop the rape
>>1923762it's quite pathetic that this is the only way BIG can get anywhere in the VRS now
Reminder: EliGE was a newfag in the team and wanted to start changing shit after the very first time he played with them.
you can just see mzinho hesitate because he wanted to knife him
HOLY SHIT
>>1924449that's based
>>1924446yes, against Falcons
Vitality's era is over
8-0>8-08-0>8-08-0>8-08-0>8-08-0>8-08-0>8-08-0>8-0
What if Vitality lose today
techno4k skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Z
13-0 them for the lulz
Cheating
>>1923891lol, those chinks must sure love their cheap CS clone
1 is enough
>lose 1 round>pause
>finally won a round>apex still at 0
what part of Mongolia are you guys from? for me, its the steppes
>>1924467genghis khan's bedchamber
VITALITYIS GONE
>>1924168it's so retarded how they push the whole club money narrative like anyone gives a fuck>some fat french jew will earn $1m so he's whipping his slaves REAL HARD for the winyaaaay
0p0x...
Techno got away with so much in that position
>>1924467Fingolia
Vitasissies...any last words?
This round makes it blatantly obvious that they were told to throw the last round in order to get a third.
>>1924467darkhan
2 is enough :D
>>1924467the part with grass and planes
idk why mongols are so boring to watch 4me
>>1924471because that's the only thing this tournament has, no real fans, no history, none of the players care
>just gotta win 3 out of 12 rounds on Twill be interesting to see who's mental is stronger in this situation>>1924479>throw the last round in order to get a third.the fuck are you on about schizo?
>>1924483Focus on the game apEX. You are 1/11.
sorry mongol sisters... ropz is about to rage-toggle
>>1924467me? the Khanate of Hungary of course!
apex you blithering idiot...
>>1924462Saudi are unreal. The amount of money they can put into the most random games.Since SF6 capcom cup is now 1 milly for the winner but before a 1 milly prize pool is bigger than the entire sf circuit in a year if not 2 years.A big fighting game tournament is like 20k prize pool and its for 30 games.
we are all finhungolians today
>damn I shouldn't have bought that Porsche>Hallo? Is this Falcons CEO? Ropz here give me 2 million and I join your team
>>1924484>no real fansbtw are they paid? I've barely seen much of the event until now but people are saying it's a fake crowd
IT'S OVAH
When did techno get good?
Techno lifegame holy shit
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHBFUCK YOU AND YOUR "ERA"
>>1924496search this thread and the last onethey're all either paid saudis or flown in fans with all expenses paid
"kick techno" guy, where you @?
MR12 was a mistake
>>1924496there was a bigger Mouz fan section yesterday than there was in Cologne kek. they paid everyone it seems, there were even Heroic fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOcplaying in apex's head right now
>apex has to go shotgun cause he is choking and cant aim for shit>just like s1mple on faze when he had to go to shotgun on anubis
STOP watching ESWC. They are ran by dirty bloody saudi money. Heck, they even kill trans people there!
OT OT OT!!!
>>1924508wtf i love saudis now
>>1924505how can I get paid to join this event? Do I have to be like a registered fan or smth
If Vita comesback this it means the tournament is 100% rigged btw.
>>1924508>ESWCdamn... those were the days...
>>1924508>They are ran by dirty bloody saudi money. Heck, they even kill trans peoplewe knowsadly they're also giant soulless faggots and ruin teams and esports + they're brownso the good things often get overlooked
Rigged clutch
Such a bad round to let slip
>>1924511just be a saudi slave
Kill these fucking frogs. Zywoo looks like one of those white passing muslims
>>1924524TakbirWoo
>vitality didn't plant for 10 rounds>mongolz mange to plant in a fucking ecoflamez has to go
TECHGOAT
>>1924524>white passing muslimsthat's just french people
GOD SHOT FROM GODLIKEWOO
Fuck me MongolZ just close it. Stop blowing these leads.
what does he do
Lol this is rigged
ARGHHHHH FUCK!
Okay I'm convinced Vita has made a pact with some ancient lovecraftian deity there is no way they comeback a fucking 12-2 lead from a halfbuy and wins back to back 4v2.
Are you ready for a comeback of a liquid-faze caliber?
>>1924511you dont get paid but your team does by getting you there so they're sharing free tickets by raffle
ZENWOO
>>1924540>of a liquid-faze caliberthere's no broky to throw fingers
it's over, mongol sisters...
vipoopoopeepee...
Thank Tengri they didn't choke this
JEWS FEAR THE HORDE
IM TURKISH
God bless.We eatin' good tonight, 'gol bros
What if
Easy for us
>>1924545Why spoil the last round like that? Don't do that.
>>1924532bald
all in Falcons now
I won't mind if mongolz win this shitty tournament
dis nigga apex bouta gone violent in backstage
lets get this shit startedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI_lrwQiuCM
insane team, ggi hope they win
>>1924559Should be hurting himself based on that performance
>>1924532nothing, but that's the point, Apex doesn't want anyone to challenge his leadership so he got his nepo hire instead of a real coach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2QlrxIkwjw
I only have Falcons failing to look forward to now...
kek wtf is this key crushing humiliation ritual
based senzu
RAPED AND GAPED
>senzu going off scriptbased
>>1924566players are all locked in chastity, only the winners get to breed
>letting asians operate on heavy duty machineryTournament organisers haven't watched liveleak at all?
Yeah vitality played like ass today, but the point is these two teams are fvcking insane at quarter/semis but they will CHOKE so hard at grand finals and make the most boring finals ever possible i swear.Now falcons has an easy event win at their home soil because mongolz wont even take a map off from them
>>1924566saudis are shaping how the sports will look and what will be popular for the next 50 years#falconsarehereif youre tournament doesnt have key crushing its a mickey mouse tier crap
>>1924575yeah, because falcons is not known for choking in games, right? kek
ok, i'm done being mongolian for today. now i am TURKISH.which part of türkiye are you from?
>>1924580the one where they make kebab, germany was it
>>1924572so that's why b1t always looks so angry...
So we will get an underdog win no matter what
>>1924580poland
>>1924580>being turkishgross>which part of türkiye are you from?sweden if I have to choose
>>1924578I am gonna make a billion dollar lan tournament where the loser teams captain has to get deepthroated and facefucked middle of the stage by the enemy teams captain.
>>1924580Berlin
>>1924583Yep. Aurora vs Mongolz, The Rejects Grand Final.
>>1924586How do I apply to be team captain?
>>1924579falcons honeymoonnobody knows how to play against kiosuke yet
>>1924590would be hella based but i fear kyousuke might drag them kicking and screaming to the final
>>1924580Sweden, doing honest work of selling knives to the Somalis
>>1924586if you can fund it then money sluts from esports who barely make anything will gladly do it
#FalconsAreHere
I WAS WATCHING , APEX.I WAS WATCHING YOU RUIN ROPZ CHANCES TO WIN THE MAJOR.NOW TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND LEAVE.
now its time to support an international team that has no brows and muslism players (chadcons)
>>1924586ENTER
UMMM Pimp you can't just say the CLUB MONEY doesn't matter okay???? It's a GORILLION DOLLARS invested by the graceful saudis straight into the scene!!!
>>1924592I want to piss in your mouth
>>1924604cope
Would be kino if the 2 teams who couldn't even reach playoffs for a long time and always met each other in elimination suddenly end in a final
>>1924591Be good in cs2 and pack at least 6 inches
>>1924610But I was planning on being bad...
>>1924580>playing bf1>join a server with a German flag>the entire team is speaking turkish It was funny but also sad.
>Nihao Mongols, me join team ok?
>pimp think falcons winone of the few times he's wrong
Vitality need him...
>>1924616SK logo is so good. It's such a simple ass logo but it is so cool.
>>1924618I miss teenage sex
Mongolz are top 3 now with this win right?
Mongolz vs Aurora would be kinda kino no joke
>>1924617one of the best logos of all time (in cs at least)
>>1924621>thinking donk had sexdonk spends all his off time playing face it.Also he saw how monesy became washed as fuck the second he got laid, he knows not to take this path.
hello what happened to vitality
>>1924627ZywOo and flameZ too inconsistent lately
with jews you lose
>>1924618Did he get a new gf?
ALERT - VITALITY ERA OFFICIALLY OVER
>>1924629with jews you lose**=if they pay your jews enough to lose
>>1924618>earpods in at a partytism
>>1924627zywoo fell off a cliff
>not a single white falcons fan in the audience
can't wait til my nigga teses joins astralis and they win an s-tier trophy
>>1924626donk literally has a girl living with him and they are as thing for since late 2024he won a major and cologne while having a GF
>>1924631nah this just an old picture its from austin i think
>>1924618He just looks like a dude now.>>1924647I miss this sissy so much...
>>1924645yes please
>>1924618milk
>BIG composed of all Germans, who have a long history of CS>Worse than most all other national teamsWhat the fuck is up with them?
>>1924643its riyadh, the only white people who go there are either rich as fuck or ukrainian whores
>>1924657take a trip to berlin and you'll find outthey became soulless husks after losing ww2berlin is the ugliest looking city I've ever visited. Real people wouldn't want to live there
>vitality actually started losing once they kicked that useless girllmao
>>1924649he still does .)
>>1924661>uselessapparently not
>>1924661really makes you think
>>1924657>Germans, who have a long history of cheating in CSftfy
>>1924647Having a gold digger follow you around while you play CS all day is not having a gf retard.
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escorts/riyadh/Chat. Who do I go visit?
>>1924661>no woman to release pressure into before big matchesWhy did they let her go? Even OG won in Dota cause they had a big milf with them in the tournaments
inferno again
>>1924671I thought shit like this was illegal in SAI know they all partake in it, but didn't think you'd be able to do it publicly
>>1924674hoping for a quick blowout to get this shit map out of the way(unless falcons give us memes again)
>>1924670shes not a gold digger
Hltv will give zypoo an evp for farming tyloo
>turks vs arabs
IT'S TIME FOR THE BC.GAME ERAs1mple - Awpnexa - IGL/VibesEliGE - EntryblameF - Lurkerzont1x - Anchor
>>1924685would be kino beyond measure
>>1924685coach - Forsen
Lmao was that robot voice overlay? They didnt show him actually speaking that
>>1924671this onehttps://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/carmen/710087/?list=k27e64
>>1924691Sorry bro. Haram
>>1924692so is prostitutionstop being a pussy and go get dicked down
only türkiey can save Israel
only just now realised how kino it would be if aurora win this
>>1924700>if aurora win thiswhen
>>1924700>failclowns get humiliated by a team that's known for choking under pressure (even more than them)>underdog vs underdog final cinema
WE ARE FALCONS LET'S GO KYOUSUKE
>turk vs mongol finalsthe world is healing
ok but i genuinely don't get why they paid people to act like their fans... do they really have 0 fans on "home soil"?
KEKAROOOOOOO
>>1924709>fans on "home soil"why would they have any at all?
>>1924712do you really pretend that m0NESY, kyousuke and NiKo have no fans?
>>1924714does that make them falcons fans?
Baby GOAT my ass
>>1924717yes? otherwise you'd have fans cheering for them to just "do good" or something
xantares peek
>XANTARES is actually aliveIt's over.
alright xantaresyou can be honorary white for just today
too bad Xantares didn't win that one>Aurora on low buy>let's go aggro double peek alt mid xdjust xdtier 1 team btw
goatares > ch0k0
m0nesy is just desperate to carry his whole team. since yesterday he keeps getting caught off guard for switching weapons or aiming somewhere else
im doing my part
my high sens goat just has to activate and it's wraps for failclowns
Exit frag GOAT kyousuke
>leave exits to me
>>1924679>she's not a gold diggerlol, lmao evenFor sure donk's gf must love his greasy hair, skeleton build and his 300 days a year spent abroad playing a 25yo game for smelly geeks. She clearly doesn't care about the millions he made from winning 10 tournaments in the last year and a half.
Nt XANTARES
why did he peak he can hear if ct defuse bomb
I swear to god these pros just give rounds to m0NESY every single time. Holy fuck, it's always the same type of throw man.
>>1924745I wonder what kind of mentally ill cringelord you have to be to speak so confidently about the private life of a dude you don't even know at all.
>>1924751We know everything about him though
We already won the org cup. Now we want to beat Vitality (in 3rd place decider).
>>1924751I don't know what kind of dumb retard you need to be to defend some russian whore on the internet.For sure the device and monesy stories should have taught you how much women are a plague for any athlete in any discipline.
kara boga bros, ww@?
>>1922771>>1924754la di da
>>1924757>defend some russian What does that have to do with defending the guy? You've been speaking out of your ass for five posts straight like a mentally ill freak.
get fucked
So kyousuke barely plays Inferno. Probably should make him practice more on the map.
Our fuarking 1600DPI HERO WOXIC
I like dumb cute women
KARA BOGA
>>1924739goatxic woke up
>typical blondie with empty head>holds a sign upside downis it genuineis it muslims just mocking whitesis it both
>>1924769never talked to a woman, huh?
>leave it to mongolz and turks to save the west how the mighty have fallen
>>1924745You must be fun at parties...
>>1924771n-no
>>1924766>>1924769isn't it being upside down the punchline?
>>1924771>never talked to a woman, huh?We don't do that gay shit here. We only talk to MEN.
>>1924770insane avra
>>1924773worst usage of that sentence I've ever seen
>>1924778stop browsing pol man, it has fried your brain....
>>1924775how would that relate to the A/C?
>>1924774good day to you, purechad
Still don't understand why we're supposed to pretend Falcons is (or will be) the best team in the world with this roster.>NikoCompletely washed up by now. Guy is talking about transitioning to IGL when he was brought into falcons for MILLIONS to be a STAR RIFLER>MonesyWas good but also getting washed now. Sad!>TesesBasically just a punching bag by now. Has to change his role every 3 months. He was never a top player even in his Heroic days to begin with; that team never truly contended for being the best>Kyxan Just a placeholder until niko becomes IGL >KyosukeCould be good, could be bad. Too early to tellFaZe 'superteam' should have taught us the lesson. Too bad most of the scene didn't listen.
>>1924779I'm nta you were talking toI just think your response is shit
>>1924777trips of truthsome of my friends were in austin for the major after party spirit held and when donk walk past some almost fainted they said.
my goat rifler is getting out aimed by a turk fresh out of prison. 16:9 and razer gear damaged him beyond recovery
/sp/fags need to be GONE bro
>n0k0 already schmalding
>>1924782stop being a retarded faggot you hltv cretinnobody thinks they're the best. It's just what the saudis are aiming for and throwing endless money after
how did jottaa pull that 2k from pit damngg
>racist CS in the absolute primegod fucking please make astralis and big good
Reminder:
>>1924769>>1924771>>1924766It's not the sign that's the wrong way retards it's the camera
>>1924789pimp just said it's his dark horse team
NiKo's already mentally become an IGL with these numbers
>>1924791>astralisactually possible>bigbro...
Are turks arabs? Do saudis count them as their brothers? Will the crowd be kinda happy if aurora wins? I just don't know the browncore so please enlighten me 'gog
>>1924787/sp/artans OWN this place lilbro
AURORA BLINDED BY KYOUSUKES AURA
12 is all they get#falconsarehere
Lucky faggot m0NESY with these clutches
>>1924793trukey
>>1924800they are the less retarded more civilized arabs
this disgusting freak has been eating all kinds of shit since the first map of the mongolz vitality gameI really fucking hate fat people
>>1924807we hate you too nigga
>>1924807Typical for yanks to make everything about themselves
>>1924807how do i get a job as a court jester for saudi families?
>>1924809goodnow channel that hatred and go for run
>>1924807Big man's gotta eat
>>1924807ummmmm bros? do saudis lurk here?
>>1924811>be fat>have no morals>have no dignity
>>1924817I can do all of those things. How do I get the job?
is the villain finally gonna lose?
>>1924818research "dubai porta potty" and get in contact with the people behind it
>3. Aurora picked InfernoTheir map pick so STFU
nt falcon but turkey strongestrest in world
>>1924823kwab
Turks took the caliphate from the Arabs and they'll take EWC from them
>HEROSWhat did "they" mean by this?
i really hope they kick kyxsan and Teses, not because they're bad but because they doesn't deserve to play with these shitters (first and foremost Noko, zonic and Lars Robl) and they're already being prepared as scapegoats by these braindead falcons bandwagonersjust let them go elsewhere and give zonic 2 more "stars"
>>1924830don't*
>>1924830oh yea they will get 2 more stars, on their jerseys when they roll over this tournament
>>1924830trvke
>>1924830I also want them outbut that's because I want falcons players to be actively hated and shunned by the cs community, and I don't think teses and kyxsan deserve that
I read MAJ3R had some growing pains as an IGL for Turkish teams because French is his native language. There were times when he couldn't communicate as effectively in Turkish.
>>1924845he played in French teams in 1.6 and GO until about 2016 when SpaceSoldiers were formed
HOLY SHIT WIKIPEDIA
FALKEKS
HOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUARRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WICADIA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIT WICADIA YOU MANIACAL ROACH
HAHAHA BASED
HAHAHAHAAHAhow the fuck did he get a third?
>>1924343completely understandable. i love this shit
Falcons management going to get their hands cut off for losing their event
>braindead aim ruski goes back to kill with bomb instead of entering the bombsiteI fucking LOVE seeing these kd farmers getting exposed for being absolute retards so much.
Falcons are so fucking bad at this game it's inhuman, I hope Niko and Monesy will seethe in eternity about leaving G2 destroying their carreer.
the best player from turkey is a kurd (persian related) not even turkish lmao
holy rapedfailclowns are getting gaped
>>1924856Maj3r said>Delikanlı, bu Falcons
>>1924860same energy and we've only just started haha
LETS GO FALCONS*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO FALCONS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
Dude this shit is almost Biblical lol, also wouldn't it be even worse if instead of losing everything they started winning everything? We kind of got the better side of the coin
im hearing rumours falcons fans are sacrificing a goat to baal (the true islamic god) to bring a falcons come back
Lord XANTARES...
Umm I was told kyousuke was the next GOAT and donk
OLEEE OLE OLE OLEEE
How did vitality...
There are 2 women in the crowd in full burkhas or whatever you call it, the terrorist's outfit's lol
The fuck was that round from Falcons. Zero planning.
Holy shit Falcons is so fucking bad man, it's hilarious.
>>1924878>muslim women>in a muslim countryno way!
good luck, based broI hope the execution is quick and painless
CT sided chill
>guys I need 20s of lining up my nade with my dick in my hand>die to just someone walking half the map behind youKwab
they unironically need to kick teses, bring an average player with a functioning brain and replace that fat dogshit coach of zonic with a pole coach.also that retard of lars robl must be hanged for ruining the personal grind of everyone
>>1924890he's not spending the time lining up, he's waiting for the team to get in position and say 'go'
7-5 or 8-4 is still dangerous. It's not over yet turkishbros.
>>1924891they unironically need to fucking die, you disgusting goat fuckerfuck saudis
>>1924891>polestopped reading right there
the annihilator of arabs
>>1924893i just made a call to erdogan. jotta is getting activated.
Excuse to not get paid 40k a year to cheer for falcons
it's just so fucking fake and gay....and they want this shit to be the new 'big event' instead of kato and cologne
>>1924905esports olympics coming soon bro
>>1924905Broskii dis is literary Major 2.0 what are you talkin about
>>1924905OLE OLE OLEEEEE
>>1924904Things like this ruin everything.
just 2 ak's swinging famas at 40s bomb timer in a 3v2 across the entire length of inner and both losing the duel lolhaha
>>1924913That's the turkish way brother.
>>1924912no, it just makes them easier to hate (which is a good thing)
>kayosekithat's the worst one yet
>>1924904>forcing me to like mouz nowanother reason to hate falcons....
>m0nesy awpLmao
>yo Illya go first, I'm ain't going to die first for your ass>*m0NESY goes first*>*whiffs and dies*>*kyousuke whiffs and dies*KWAB
Check him ass
>unironically rage-toggled
>terrorist just walk to site while people jerk their nadesHow do these clowns get paid millions to be ass at the game they have spent 50% of their life playing
>>1924913Xantares wasn't swinging, he was waiting for that angle but somehow lost the dueljottaa swung
>Niko don't you dare to think that I didn't see that. Expect video soon
YESSS MAJ3R
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
holy
kekkk
DEDEEDE
that's my GOAT IGL
Apologize.
This can’t be happening
based majer
>grandpa fragging
>>1924933MAJER????? LMFAOOO
>>1924940kek hang this shit in a museum
>>1924941based pic
>>1924940Ahahahaha
>>1924940I am sorry but there is no explanation how shit these players are. They have bomb control and they all peek the same fucking doorway 1by1 somehow while all being next to each other
nice micro toggle n0ko
>>1924940and they won the next round
>>1924940>i'll have one number 8 a number 6 large...
he's just so fucking good when he's switched on
XANTARES peek'd
XANTARESPEEK
>2000 million dollar team vs some turk father casual gamingLmaooooo
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY counter toggle from GOATARES
>Missesy
nt
i love m0nesy so much
m0NESY always so lucky with these 1v1 clutches
nt goatxic
>He thanked godHaha Niko
the sign of holy cross keeps the turkish infidels away
>>1924904How do I apply for this?
Ahahahahaha missESY
wtf that round.
Ez for mongolz
>>1924969that's unironically forbidden in Saudiyou can't wear crosses and stuff like that publicly, and he made a sign of the cross
Aurora DEITIES....
>>1924951and?
TURKISH AIRFORCE BOMBING THE SAUDIS
HAHAHAHAHAAA CACAAAW FLY HIGH
>Serb Christian slain by Turks>Turks beat ArabsLel
>>1924888
lol
WE ARE ALL ROACHES TODAY
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FALKEKS
>>1924940Now I can save this
KINO FINAL LOCKED IN
eye test, pure skill comparison, is Niko really a better rifler than Xantares?
counter strike is healingcheck 'em
failkwabs
>KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
2:0Aurora vs Mongolz, gonna be an interesting final.
T-The forces of evil finally lost today...There is hope for the future brothers.
>>1924992>92KWABCONS
my GOAT
>niko0 major kwab>m0nesy0 major kwab>zyw002 fraud major kwab>s0mple0 exorttheprovinggroundseason3 kwab
Don't worry guys. Falcons is still a T1 team. They WILL become the best team in the world. It is inevitable. They have the ENTIRE MONETARY BACKING OF THE SAUDI GOVERNMENT. It is IMPOSSIBLE for Falcons to not be the best. Maybe not with this roster. Maybe not with Kyxan. Maybe not with TeSes. Maybe, just maybe, all they need... is another star.
it's so fucking gay...
Falcons have to wake up in like 10 hours to get wrecked by Vitality lmaopeak humiliation
Funnily enough Falcons' Dota team beat Aurora earlier today
>>1924789>nobody thinks they're the best.kek what a copout there are at least 3 (delusional) anons itt who think they were about to have an era after +kyousukeguess their new cope will be that they need to kick teses
Did vita throw again?
>mouz and sp0r0t niggers are forced to support aurora because their dogshit teams couldnt make it past the early roundsi count this as a win, aurora is a strong soulful team so im not that angry
kyousuke spammers are nowhere to be seen anymore
>>1924904There is no amount of money you can offer me to cheer for dogs like Niko, Monesy or Zonic.
>>1924807>t. spends whole day posting landwhales on /fph/
nikwab
>>1925006>taking trolling at face valueyou need to get off the internet
>blaiming kyousuke immediately scapeGOAT
If you replayed this match 9/10 times Falcons would have won. Insane fluke win from Aurora, especially when you consider the name power of Kyousuke, Monesy and Niko
>2 national teams grand finalyou thought they rigged it for failcucks but they actually rigged it to shill their 2026 ENC (national team tournament)
>>1925013great wordplay kek
Energising win for (any team playing against Falcons). You really hope to see (any team playing against Falcons) have strong showings, especially against opposition like this. Again, it was a good match, and I’ll definitely continue to support (any team playing against Falcons) in the future. Fantastic game guys, gg gl next.
>>1925012not the *whole* day
m0nesy will have to wake up at 8 AM to play >Zywooholy disasterclass incoming
>>1925019summed up 99% of people's feelings I think
>>1925024Told you guys XANTARES was going to save us. He would never leave us hanging like that.
>>1925024zonic and teses both danedogs, both the runt of the team. coincidence?
>third place decider is the real gf
>>1925024>midNESY>kyousucky>cucksan>TeShitSgrim (the niko situation, not the player)
>>1925014KWAB I didn't even read the whole thread and I predicted some goatfucker wishing for -teses: >>1924891This is not trolling, these retards actually are retards.
>>1925024>midnesy
>>1925024NiKo finally having a good game then his two Russian boys play like trash
>>1925024welcome falcons.zont1x & falcons.elige
1v3 Wicadia1v3 Maj3ranother legendary display from Failcons, pure entertainment
>>1925019thank you hltv
SEMEN BAKIN' bros...
>>1925035woxic almost 1v3'd them too, unluko
>>1925024kek as usual niko topfragging when they lose >>1922858
>>1925035We lost FaZe magic but got Falcons disasterclass magic. Good trade?
>>1925034zont1x for TeSeS might actually happen if b1t isn't moving to Falcons.
usually I'd be a mongolz fan tomorrow, but the roaches played really entertaining cs todaymaybe I'll just enjoy the game and root for the frogs in the 3rd place decider
ONE MORE SUPERSTAR
>>1925029>get demolished by "tier 2" teams>i-it doesn't count!!!
>>1925045Two*.Monesy's washed.
>>1925006KWAB niggas actually wishing for -teses >>1925028 >>1925043ONE MORE SUPERSTAR BROS!!!!!
play cs drunk pwn scrubsplay cs sober get ownedhow does this happen?
>>1925048It really doesn't
>>1925053Unburdened mind.
My friend that is a Falcons fan (aka NiKo fan) was indeed thinking kyousuke was going to suddenly make Falcons Top 1. He is ALSO saying -TeSeS, even though kyousuke does horrendous plays because he is an absolute braindead all aim no brain ruski.
Fact of the matter is Monesy is a better rifler than he is an awper. Move Monesy to rifle, kick Niko and get an awper.
retards really think falcons need another superstar. falcons only need an average player who plays consistently.+jks+zont1x+malbsanyone is better than that danedog
>>1925054kwaboty
>>1925062they need malbs and hunter
>>1925059No matter what anyone says falcons is a retirement home. It's perfect for niko, a washed player, to play without any pressure and earn the bag. Even good for mediocre players like kyxsan and teses. But young "prodigies" like monesy and kyousuke made a grave mistake by joining. Obviously if all they cared about is money then it was the right choice. But if they cared about winning at all they would've joined some other team with actual ambition.
>>1925064Once -sunpaypal comes through G2 is top 3 guaranteed why would malbs and hunter play with these shitters?
>>1925008why would they ever support turks what is this post
>>1925064And...
>>1925071even as a joke, this made my mood considerably worse
hltv took down my thread shitting on EWC
>>1925024this is actually a good thing ummahbros, islam won alhamdulillah
>>1925077how sadI'm sure killing yourself will make things better for everyone
>>1925085Tengri always wins in the end.
>>1925083cope nigga if it weren't for the literal bot sunpaypal failcons wouldn't even make it past the first round
>>1925087thispraise Genghis Khantotal muslim death
KWAB!https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3052033/teses
Falcons should just kick nikohe can then join his buddies at Faze Home for the Elderly the rest of the Falcons can then run their contracts down so that they can join donk in Spiriteveryone wins
>>1925065Theyre russians so who gives a fuck about prestige? Let me get the money and make all the babushkas I know happy
>>1925065nigga you dumb? all the good players jumped from g2 to falcons because of the paycheck. if either g2 or falcons put together the same line up they had before, the team would become top 1-2 in an instant.niko m0nesy malbs hunter kyousukeorniko m0nesy malbs kyxsan kyousukeorniko m0nesy malbs hunter + someone elseand even if niko is washed he is playing better than majority of tier 1 riflers, falcons far from a retirement home.
>>1925083>>1925101
After Melbourne I said Falcons peaked right there and everyone will be surprised when they don't improve their teamplay from that point, and it still holds true
>>1925105>everyone will be surprised when they don't improve their teamplaythat part is completely false
>>1925103>>1925104kek i deleted my post because i quoted the wrong person sorry
>>1925099>rain>karrigan>niko>s1mple>elige
>>1925099>picgoogle "finger pinching conspiracy" if you want to fall down a crazy rabbit hole
>>1925108they literally haven't improved at all, go watch the throws in the Major games, in the Cologne games and this game especially first half of train which they don't even know themselves how they won 5 rounds with such terrible idealess T sidedogshit team that has some deep issues under the surface
>>1925110The last hurrah for the old generation...
>>1925114but who's surprised?
>>1925114actually ignore this comment i misunderstood what you meant kek
>>1925116will be smoking that boomer pack soon
can spirit announce donk leaving already
you all glazed that kid as if hes the next donkhe aint even the next nexa
-teses+DonkCACAAAW WEE ARE FLYYIIIING HIIIGH
-teses +donk-kyxsan +zywoo (niko to igl)beat that chuds
>>1925126>>1925133they would fail even harder somehow, some way
>ewc pubg mobile prize pool - $3 050 000>ewc mlbb prize pool - $3 010 000>ewc dota2 prize pool - $3 000 000>ewc honor of kings prize pool - $3 000 000>ewc league of legends prize pool - $2 010 000>ewc apex prize pool - $2 000 000>ewc r6 prize pool - $2 000 000>ewc pubg prize pool - $2 000 000>ewc crossfire prize pool - $2 000 000>ewc cod bo6 prize pool - $1 800 000>ewc chess prize pool - $1 500 000>ewc valorant prize pool - $1 250 000>ewc cs2 prize pool - $1 250 000>ewc free fire prize pool - $1 050 000>ewc rocket league prize pool - $1 010 000>ewc fatal fury prize pool - $1 000 000>ewc street fighter 6 prize pool - $1 000 000>ewc tekken 8 prize pool - $1 000 000>ewc fifa 25 prize pool - $1 000 000>ewc warzone prize pool - $1 000 000>ewc overwatch prize pool - $1 000 000>ewc starcraft 2 prize pool - $700 000>ewc teamfight tactics prize pool - $500 000>ewc mlbb women's prize pool - $500 000>ewc rennsport prize pool - $500 000
funniest thing about Falcons from some video when Lars Robl said to them in the break between the maps>remember guys, we don't fucking give up, it's in our DNAwhat DNA you fucking faggot you are revolving door for players for 3 years straight how can these players trust each other at all, everyone just comes and goes
>>1925141>what DNA you fucking faggot you are revolving door for players for 3 years straightfalcons is the cumdump team
>>1925140>pubg mobileRemember playin dis on my ipad in 2019Shit was straight up FYA bro
Niko won the world championships of esportsthe GOAT rifler finally crowned
>>1925140compared to cs2>valorant same prize money>chess higher>cod higher>crossfire higher>apex highercs2bros not like this.....
>>1925143>>1925140>pubg...mobileHUH? They literally all sit in booths and play the game on their phones? Do they use touchscreen or controller? And why wouldn't you just play it on PC then?
>>1925147how did they determine the price pools anyway?
>>1925141This guy is the biggest charlatan in falcons and that's no easy feat
>>1925154closely followed by zonic
>>1925140>almost $40m in prizes in just 1 event, not even counting the operational costszamn.....
>>1925157oil = infinite money glitch
it's poetic that the two eternal tier 1.5 teams are winning a big event playing each other, honestly kinoi got bored of the same teams in finals for years
>>1925160At some point it has to run out, especially the way they're spending it and not investing like Norway.Might be 500 hundred years from now though who knows.
>>1925153The one thing in common that the ones at the top have is that they are very popular in Asia, so I guess that?
>>1925164thats enough for our lifetime i guess
Liquid overtook Vitality in their club championship thingy.
>>1925166League and Valo are very popular in Asia.
>>1925169Keep us updated
>>1925141he is just there to say nice words. the real problem is that falcons have no structure and brain. m0nesy pushes mindlessly, misses and dies, kyousuke plays as if he were palying his faceit pugs, teses follows whatever shit move others do and die. the only players that are trying to put their shit together is niko and kyxsan. i really want to shit on zonic but with him they were doing great until austin.
>>1925163it would have been shitty if either team had gotten a meme bracket but they both beat good teams to get to the final
>>1925171Nah ion care but if Vitality had won today maybe they would've still be in 2nd place >>1924172
>>1925169surprised they didn't try packing that prizepool as an EWC clubshare for VRS boosting
>>1925169so they are basically playing for a million dollars tomorrownot for themselves but the orgi expect another humiliation of Falcons
>>1924168So this 1 loss against Mongolz cost them $1m.
>>19251811.25m to be exact ))))
>>1925179>i expect another humiliation of FalconsTruth is...the game was rigged from the start.
>>1925177They can't because they're counting results from other games. If it were only CS2 then they could've done the clubshare thing.
>>1925183I mean Vitalitywith 200 points they overtake Liquid, if the Liquipedia is correct
>>1925186I know. Vitality can still finish second. I was talking about>humiliation of falconsThey'll remain first no matter what.
>>1925186150 pointsbut which games are left?
>>1925184even if they divided it up and said 1/25 is from CS2 and attribute it to themselves it'd still be a big 280k bump
>>1925173>m0nesy pushes mindlesslyhe's always done this, as a clip farmerhe used to hit and escape rather than miss and die though>kyousuke plays as if he were palying his faceit pugshe arguably has the same amount of mechanical talent as donk but makes donk look like a genius in terms of how he thinks about the game, which says a lot>teses follows whatever shit move others do and diethat's what comes with shitty positions and roles>i really want to shit on zonic but with him they were doing great until austin.unironically a fluke. he's a fraud
>>1925183
>>1925189>150 pointsyes, i meant the win for 3rd place gives them +200i think only Street Fighter is left and neither org has players left in there that can bring points
>>1925189Okay so only CS2 and SF are left but both liquid and vitality are out in cs2 and I think they're out in SF too but the information is cryptic>>1925194damn I thought the 3rd place match was a meme so this is what you meant by humiliation of falcons>>1925190still can't because the results are affected by other games
>>1925193there are so many vast rich orgs that haven't even entered counter strike yeti remember gen g had a team what happened to them?
>>1925202>there are so many vast rich orgs that haven't even entered counter strike yetThey're NA but I don't know if adding more rosters is sustainable for them.
>>1925183I mean, isn't falcons the only org that has a team in ALL those games in the first place? Most LoL/Dota orgs don't have CS2 teams and vice-versa.
the funniest thing is Mongolz have zero teams in this tournament besides CS2. they're not part of this sponsored money thing at all (Saudis paying big orgs to open various esports divisions), would be extra based if they win. don't think Aurora are part of it either, though they had some other teams competing. kind of a W for CS.
>>1925208do they even have any superfans
>>1925207Not all but pretty much. 24 rosters, 21 of which had qualified and participated at this event. >>1925193
>>1925215so how does this work? Do you get points by getting further in as many tournaments as possible? Does it matter who you actually beat? Because if it's all about the standings ofc falcons will be in #1 if all the other orgs are in 1/2 of the games at best lmao
>>1925207I think dota orgs do not sure about league, it's probably like 50/50 there, except for the Pacific region which isn't big into CS.
CS2 might have the healthiest esport ecosystem icl
>>1925219i think the criteria is that you have to win in at least esport to be crowned champion, you can't win only on accumulated total points.winning in an esport awards 1000 pts, 2nd place 750, etc. up to top 8 finish in points i believe, across all events.
>>1925224okay but it's still rigged for falcons. The more games you take part in, the higher the chance to win.Either way, it's not like anyone actually gives a fuck about these price pools other than the rich jews owning these teams.
>>1925219>Do you get points by getting further in as many tournaments as possible?Yes. Placements matter. >Does it matter who you actually beat?No. >Because if it's all about the standings ofc falcons will be in #1Well that's the idea. You can just spam it but it's not a guarantee. Vitality only had 11 rosters participating and there's still a chance they could finish 2nd as opposed to 21 rosters from Falcons. ROSTERS ultimately matter MORE than the amount of disciplines you're participating at.
>>1925226>okay but it's still rigged for falcons. The more games you take part in, the higher the chance to win.trueimagine if Vitality buy donk with this boost of money kek, especially since Spirit fumbled this eventwithout their great Dota team they would have gotten fuck all.
Guys I think falcons just need to make a roster move and they'll be good.
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>>1925247pretty funny since donk got his shit pushed in
TWO
>>1925251he won that event you dumb fuck its cologne
>>1925247>chad recliner>grinds faceit 16 hours a day instead of having his girlfriend grind on himKWAB
>>1925258>that eventbig woopam I supposed to give a shit? he just lost
How did vitality lose again?
THREE
>>1925266Won less rounds than Mongolz
>>1925266Genghis Khan.
>>1925179Falcons are so disorganized Apex will go mad trying to understand themtrust the process, Falcons in three
>dumb retards at it again
>>1925241THING
hol up is mongolz #1 right now?
>>1925282No. This is a mickey mouse tournament.
>>1925157all the prize money goes to falcons teams winning so it's recovered cost
I watched the whole falcons match and i haven't seen Kyousuke smoke even once. Give this child a cig next time and win ffs
insane odds imois mongolz generally better than aurora? yesare they 2.9 times better? fuck no
>>1925295Isn't smoking/drinking considered haram in SA?
i wonder what's gonna happen if Falcons fail at Fissure. not just not win it, i mean really fail, like barely getting top 8 or something. do you think they force another change?
>>1925296Yeah, they're like 4.9 times better probably.>>1925299>another changeThat's like their motto at this point. (it won't help)
>>1925296agree, reasonable bets
>>1925296You are underestimating the Mongolz art of grand finals choke.
I am glad the Falcons exist. Gives me a hearty laugh every time I think about them.
>>1925314sameand it's really because of this
>>1925260bro he grinds with his girlfriend after getting his ass eaten by her you geek
https://xcancel.com/ItsMarrchy/status/1959361978301911547>stupid dramamore reasons to hate this gay tournament
>>1925008I came to terms with the loss in like 5 mins just cause both aurora and mongolz are cool and I like all their players, both deserve and need a real trophy at this point. As long as vitality or mouz don't win it can't be a bad result
eh
>>1925324embarrassing
>>1925324were real sports now
>>1925356in real sports at least the players move around, laser pointing at people who are all sitting in one spot for the whole game is absolute nigger tier behavior
3rd place decider starts in 7 hours, what the fuck, the schedule was just fine until now.. I won't be able to wake up in time for that
holy shit I just noticedtwo threads ago, that guy who got banned made ~300 out of the 1762 posts
>>1925382What was he yappin about?
>these are the mega powerful lights
>>1925382i mean thats normal in a slow thread like this
>>1925375Do you really care that much about a 3rd place match?
>>1925390That's the real match people wanna see.
niggas really thing im gettin up at 6 am
>>1925390yes, all pgl ones were entertaining and this one is obviously bigger
>>1925390>Do you really care that much about falcons getting raped two days in a rowwell..
>>1925387the thread didn't even last 4 days, it was like 80+ posts a day
>>1925402if he's baiting like 4-5 people at a time yeah that's easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1kEe5epWFAit's up
Bakin and m0nesy won't even wake up for the 3rd place game lmao
>>1925496bro I'm not gonna wake up for the finalsare the saudis retarded? 6am on a sunday? probably early afternoon their time? what's the rush
times were simpler when g2 was top 1 and being a fan of them was viewed as normal. now if you want to support niko and monesy you have to support a brown muslim org and be part of the group of delusional people who think the team needs 5 super stars to start winning. i hope the choke duo moves somewhere else like faze or back to g2 or at least that falcons kick zonic and their paycheck stealer motivational coach and replace them with people who actually contribute something to the team and game.
>>1925508their mistake was trusting zonic so much. they probably saw he has 5 Major trophies and thought they were signing someone like Guardiola to build them a team, but they actually got washed Mourinho instead.
>>1925508>or at least that falcons kick zonic and their paycheck stealer motivational coach and replace them with people who actually contribute something to the team and game.just one more support staff bro, we just need to kick our psychologist and bring in spirit's one and we'll win a real event, I swear, maybe blad3 in to coach too, just make the call, we're almost there
>>1925496falcons got the $7mil bag securedwhy even bother playing for $60k more
>>1925533the Linda Evangelista of CS
>>1925524>just one more support staff brothat's actually what they sound like lolI don't get why people make excuses for them. It's a soulless, cynical org and the players know it. They deserve far worse than their current situation
>>1925539>It's a soulless, cynical org and the players know it. They deserve far worse than their current situationthisthe way the org functions probably has an unconscious effect on the players too. like can you really come to this tournament, see this obviously fake crowd and all this artificial pomp around the "esports world cup" and shitty celebration, and not feel at least slightly embarrassed?
>>1925126>CACAAAWwtf zach lowe, you're back from croatia already?
Remember when people here pretended to support Falcons for attention?
There is a timeline that G2 got degster instead of SunPayus and they won against Falcons, and the people witnessed the greatest KWABOTY of all time.
it's nice in a monkey's paw way that the ewc attendees will actually get their #1 seed vitality vs falcons game. if all this shit wasn't just to get prestige and buy success, if they really do enjoy cs, they get to wake up on a sunday and watch their team play vitality on stage, just for $60k in a loser's match instead of a quarter million for a trophy
>>1918943>>donk pulled out the "3 of our players were with a fever, could barely speak" card>what a humiliation for donk fans, at least apex said that he's ruining the team and that he sucks ass, not these excusesy'roue response?
>come third>become #1
>>1925713Beats coming 9-16th
>>1925726Doesn't beat coming first like Mongolz.
>>1925730Yeah but they haven't had any 1st places in a long time so their VRS placement seems logical.
>>1925713actually wouldn't mind falcons winning thisthey shouldn't be below current navi for seeding
Based donk
>game is in 2 hours
>>1925382Link to the thread?
>>1925758>Can you imagine Boris as a captain? No.magixx-to-igl-fag btfo
>>1925508I respect falcons fans who support the org more than falcons fans who support n0k0 and may0nesy.
>>1925520>Guardiola to build them a team, but they actually got washed Mourinho instead.You don't know ball
>>1925599>pretended?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384387/vitality-vs-falcons-esports-world-cup-2025https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384388/the-mongolz-vs-aurora-esports-world-cup-2025Just by names alone, guess which match is the grand final and which one is the 3rd place decider. Kwab!
Who are y'all rooting for? I'm rooting for my highDPIGOD Woxic.
>>1925769why? if you were a 2023 g2 fan then there's as much lineage to that group on flyquest as there is left on g2. half the team and the coach joined a month ago. it makes a lot more sense to follow players you like watching or personally feel engaged with for whatever reason than an organization that booted the ceo who gave them their identity t. fan of neither
>>1925780You misunderstood me, it was a backhanded insult to n0k0 fans. As in, being a falcons fan because you want to support a brown muslim org with shitty ethics run on blood money is more honorable than being a falcons fan because you support n0k0.Basically I'm stating my disdain for n0k0 and his fans.
>>1925614What's done is done but if Saw really is the genius everyone claims him to be he'll kick Sunpayus asap. Even if they hire a rifler instead of sunpayus they'll easily make top 5. I've never seen such amazing synergy in a team and it'd be a shame to let it all go to waste over some siesta-enjoying motherfucker.
>>1925784I mean I get that but what's the problem with m0nesy besides him taking the falcons bag and falling off a bit
>>1925786He's following in n0k0's footsteps. Obviously he's young and impressionable but surely by now he must've realized that there's a reason he's never won a major.I actually really enjoyed m0nesy's rifling in this tournament. I saw real potential. But it's definitely going to waste as long as he stays in this team.
are we rooting for turks to lose in front of the muslim crowd rooting for them, or mongolz to keep up the "choke everything, even when the path to the trophy is as clear as humanly possible" meme
>>1925777I like both but i've known Maj3r, woxic and Xantares way longer than any of the Mongolz lads, i'm gonna go with Aurora as well
>>1925758
>>1925795>>1925798Another reason I'm rooting for Aurora is that this might be the last time they win anything. It's a sinking ship, I doubt this team will even exist next year.
>>1925809>It's a sinking ship, I doubt this team will even exist next year.because xantares is gonna fall off from old age?
>>1925815can't even look at them the same now
>>1925815I thought this was junior for a second kek
>>1925816Not just Xantares but Woxic too. I suppose Majer can continue because his experience as an IGL is valuable but there are no viable Turkish replacements for Xantares and Woxic who'll keep them in the top 7, unless they go international.Not to mention Xantares' situation is very iffy, with all the health issues and jail looming over his head.
>gaming gladiators pulled out of ti>the official statement suggests that the roster didn't want to participate under the banner hence the withdrawal>one of the players however stated that "We explicitly communicated, in writing, that we were ready, willing and able to compete in The International under the Gaimin Gladiators banner. Gaimin Gladiators, however, refused to allow us to do so."Remind me again what happened to their cs2 roster way back? It kind of just also disappeared.
Vita bros?
>>1925869>>1925869We're still sick.
Kukri knives on an all time high right now, probably never going down.
>>1925795I like Aurora and I don't really think of guys like Woxic to be muslims
>no paid crowd cheering for falcons todaykwab!
How is Vita so bad in t-side now
i mean ct
>>1925876i'm not interested anymore since they removed the F-R animation thingy>probably never going down.lol
english crusader is bringing christianity to the infidels
one whole big humiliation ritual going on right now
>>1925883Those in the know use the switch hands spam method
kyousuke is how donk would look in a team that doesn't do tricks on his dick
FalKEKs
I'm the resident falcons hater. If this weren't EWC and I wanted them doubly humiliated, I'd root for them against Vitality. Kind of like how I was rooting for Liquid against Vitality. Both teams have KWAB'd so much already their opponent losing would be a bigger KWAB.
So refreshing not to see that ugly hag on the desk for once.
>>1925908you're the resident retard is what you are
>>1925878many young turks are muslim but don't practice itlike yes, allah exists, but I'll drink my beer and my girl will crop tops, thank you
>>1925908you're the resident genius is what you are
>>1925908can you learn what "kwab" means please?
>>1925912oh oh take it easy>>1925916thanks m'nigga>>1925917KWAB!
>vitality win less maps with underperforming zywoo than spirit do with underperforming donk on big eventsnarrative exploded and buried, spirit fans on suicide watch
>>1925924This is well known.
>>1925924I don't get it. Is the opposite supposed to be seen as a good thing?
What the hell is wrong with them
>>1925934>>1925871
>>19259243.0 was proven to be worse 2.1 and even kills per round. LOL. imagine making a rating with less predictive power than kills per round.
You know shit's bad when Niko is top fragger on the map.
when was the last time there was a chance for a brit to be 0-0-7?
LOL
>>1925924>>1925929kek I meant to post this infographicbut yeah sunpayus being one of the worst awpers is no surprise
>>1925932donk fans heavily rely on "donk is playing alone in spirit, 4 bots and 1 carry" narrative, but it's getting less and less true with each passing day>>1925936>3.0 was proven to be worsesuper cope, 3.0 is closer to the eye testkeep farming those ecos, xertion, you can't get unexposed
>>1925945>donk is playing alone in spirit, 4 bots and 1 carryI had the impression that this is the favorite narrative of the people shitting on Spirit? Why would you think that this is good? This has greater implications about his vs. zywoo's team mates if anything.
>>1925945It was proven lol. Worse correlation with winning than kills per round! Holy fraudulent!
>>1925947>Why would you think that this is good?because it allows them to go like "botwoo has a superstar team, donk is playing 1v9, that's why he's #1 this year"
Can niko still get mvp?
>>1925949>provenkeep coping, eco cobra, no shit it has "worse correlation" when 2 glock kills vs ak-47 give you thrice as much output than the ak-47 ace vs those glocks
>>1925951No and he's not the mvp here anyway.
Zywoo gets more hero ak than donk
>>1925952It was proven but we have no idea why the rating is bad. Its a black box secret formula.
Never would have guessed that Apex is such a mental midget. 2-15
>>1925876kukri animations feel too floaty for me, I think bowie is a superior big "knoife"
>>1925876vanilla kukri bro...stop we are not falling for your propagandaalso kukri is macaco-code
Interesting assist distrib.
>>1925962>das rite get it nice and wet for me sissy
>third map is nukeAh, makes sense why they wanted to end train quick.
>>1925963But it's raining on train. Everyone is wet by default.
Vita are the good guys. They let unc relive his old days. Made him smile. They're gonna wipe this smile on nuke however.
love me low float kukri scorched. simple as
>n0k0 topfrag = falcons loss
>>1925969Zywoo was a useless baiter. Always dying last to farm round swing.
>>1925959I've had Bowie Lore but I could never really love it, despite it being the best looking knife in game imo
>>1925970Based. I would argue Kukri Scorched > M9 Black Lam. Many in the community would agree.
watch ya'll niggas kno bout the gut lore
>>1925986lore looks great on knives with a big blade>>1925990I don't like that even FNs have paint chipping. Gut knife still has great pullout animation, so respect to all the gut chads out there.
>constant screaming over 3rd placetoo comedic, falcons are a joke
Vitality so bad what happened
>>1926001>>1925871
>>1925998If they don't get the third place, Zonic will be beheaded before the finalst. knower
>>1926001uhhh zywoo is sick and uhhhhhhh they didnt sleep
>>1925990Dont like. Best gut knives:1) P2 Doppler2) slaughter3) autotronic
I like the idea of 3rd place decider matches but I also don't give a shit about them
>>1926003>first time?
>>1925997Thanks, what's your favorite knife?>>1926006I had the lore because it went well with my golden/yellow inventory theme. Plus it's incredibly cheap for a lore because gut knives are so incredibly underrated.
>>1925997>lore looks great on knives with a big bladeWell, looks good on kara too
>mezii has to carry zyw00's fat ass>AGAIN
I remember when Nuke was ct sided
>>1926009>yellow/golden themed inventoryBased. I actually have a fully golden themed loadout on T side and am looking for a gold gem case hardened to complete it. >>1926010Lore is best finish on BFK. Also Bayo Lore is best Lore overal.
>>1926015>Lore is best finish on BFKInitially bought lore bfk but idiot from Wyoming was sleeping so I cancelled the purchase and got kara for the same price
>>1926016fuck Wyoming niggas
>>1926009for me, it's the huntsman gamma doppler. Although I don't have it (yet).>>1926010it looks good on most knifes, but I prefer big knives so that the Nordic pattern really pops.Huntsman lore is IMO the worst, just a tiny bit on the tip, might as well get tiger tooth then
Zypoo just isn't it
Another boring vita final yawn game is dead
>>1926021Who hurt you vitaboi?
>>1926011#freemyniggaMezii
WHO THE FUCK SCREAMS EVERY ROUND? Is it fucking zonic?
another easy trophy for vitality whats the point of watching anymore
>>1926025Yes. The guy is finally winning something (3rd place at their own sponsors sponsored tournament with humiliation rituals)
>>1926025yeevery round win is one step further from execution
>>1926025Yes
>>1926015I kept the ak simple, fn fuel injector with 4x faze boston. This was back in the day though when I had a theme now it's mix and match.>>1926019Huntsmanchads and gutchads are brothers in arms.
Is it not clear that they are either completely done with this shit or still sick? They're not even trying.
it looks like zonic's beard is getting thinner day by day
Should Falcons be allowed to add a bronze star to their logo after this big W?
>>1926032vitality basically moved focus from this event to blast open fall after losing semisthey just wanna go home and shiet
match so boring got magoggers talmbout skinesanyways it's funny vitality threw away a million dorrasor who knows they were bribed with 50k each to throw the match because the club share money wasn't going to them fosho
>r0pz
based ropzTIME TO GO HOME FOR BLAST BOYS
>>1926032>>1926035Yeah. ropz could've planted this instantly but decided to just end it faster.
Easy for us. We won org cup. We beat the #1 team.
>10th vitality event win in a rowso boring scene
>hello vitality>you can win million dollars by beating our guys Falcons>but what do dead bodies do with a million dollars? >you know what to do Apex sama
>us>we
CONGRATULATIONS ON 3RD PLACE NIKO!
if only falcons would've played anywhere close to this level yesterday, oh well at least vitality is denied a cool mil or so, they salvage some vrs and finally get a win over them for the mental, also welcome zont1x
Wait people actually get sponsored to WATCH EWC? That defeats the whole point but why am I acting like the crowd isn't being paid to do it.
now time for some mongolian and turkish kinoMonGODz are taking this home
>pgl does 3rd place matchomg this is so kino and innovative !>ewc does 3rd place matchwow. just wow. who cares about this shit? this is so boring
now that the shitters are out of the way time for some real tier 1 cs
>>1926051pgl has crowd
this guy didn't get paid to watch this shitshow >>1926049lolwhy watch if they don't send you a paycheck?
>>1926051>knowtheworkplacerules.jpg
>>1926051>wow. just wow. who cares about this shit? this is so boringLiterally nobody showed up to watch this. It was just zonic celebrating his 3rd place over dead as shit and not giving a single fuck vitality.
>>1926053>dogses 22kwho do we replace him with?
>>1926058okay, i better see you absolutely shit on pgl for doing them too
200 word stream of consciousness upon seeing this combo
>>1926064this is so fucking uglyprint is cheap and trashy both in game and in real life
>this is the real gf
>>1926066try again, idiot
>>1926053>>1926061idk I don't think this event should be reviewed. Spirit starting with 3 sick mofos, Vitality with 2. If that's the case then it's already fucked. I'm not seeing teams at their best except for mongolz. But maybe it's not the mongolz who are good maybe everyone else has been shit. This victory over vitality didn't make falcons look like a good team at all.
good thing nobody blew their load early and called for a vitality era, huh?would've been really awkward now if people had pumped them up like the next astralis
Anyone you want to apologize to here?
>>1926068whenever I see a slag wear print irl I just know she's real sleazy
https://x.com/w0xic/status/1959556106197299707kek
>>1926076us highdpichads are fond of our mousepads
>>1926073Will zywoo get an evp for farming t78 teams again?
>>1926078He only really farmed tyloo and a bit of liquid.
>>1926076>>1926077He should look for any unsend letters maybe his high DPI mousepad has been attached to an envelope
>>1926078why wouldn't he? 1.12 vs mongolz locked it in, and 3rd place deciders do not matter
>>1926084He ghosted vs good teams again
>>1926085define good teams
>>1926086Furia
>>1926086Mongols and fslcons
>the game was rigged from the starttwisted minds are also sa based
>>1926088read>>1926084>1.12 vs mongolz locked it in/closed
dude on the right needs a haircut thats not all retarded
>>1926090Vitality actually lost their club 1m by losing this game
>>1926091>1.12KYS
Are we generally happy with 3.0?
>>1926099No
>>1926100Why?
>>1926099yes, it exposed that 2024 hltv top was the biggest fraud list since 2014, and it makes eco cobra fans like >>1925936 very mad
>>1926102Zywoos rating decreases more because of eco. Check it. It's just that he baits to make up for it.
>>19261043.0 is basically baiter rating. That's why blamef has like 1.25.
>>1926104donk lost more rating from 3.0 than zywoojust more and more cope, so boring
>>1926107Mhn baiting rating. He runs away and dies last every round to not lose as much round swing. It's made for him.
>>1926102Can you be considered top1 if your team doesn't win ANYTHING except for Cologne?
>>1926112B-b-but he farmed groups!
>>1926110cope final boss, zywoo doesn't even have the "last alive" percentage>>1926112the gap between may0nesy and zywoo only increased in 3.0 to the point where "arena rating" cope wasn't enough to cover
>>1926116I was talking about donk and zywoo.
>>1926116>the "last alive" percentagethe highest "last alive" percentage*that's very obviously ropz, and by a large margin too
>>1926116Did you watch the games? Baited his team every fucking round.
We could be going all 5 with some retarded fuckery on the fifth.
>>1926119so? donk was a deserved #1 that year, that doesn't unfraud the rest of the list>>19261222nd lowest trade kill percentage, pure entry flameZ has more trade kills than zywooanything else other than "HE BAITS BECAUSE I SAID SO" or is this conversation over?
Gonna crank one out. Do I nut to Dorozea or Dona?
>>1926128nut to the idea of mongolz winning this event
>>1926127Does the rest of the list really matter though? It's the #1 that really does.
>>1926116t. didn't watch the games
>>1926128>Dorozea or DonaAre these really the only two options?
>>1926130hello broky, we won't forget your "#8" place>>1926131thank you, topic marked as "closed"
>>1926132Well I don't know any other popular females. There are like million random ukrainian's russians but I don't know them
God, shut the fuck up with the same "Let's go <teamname> shit." It's so fucking forced and grating. Nobody actually cheers like this for this long of a period of time. Saudis need to do more research on how to fake this properly.
>where is mouzmouzbros humiliated
LETS GO MONGOLS*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO MONGOLS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*OLE OLE OLE OLEEEE
Losing to Glawks
Mongolz so fucking good on eco
MongKeks deserve that bag FRFR
>>1926134jerk it to sjokz, dude
>>1926128Ciboulette
>>1926128Natalya Mars
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>1926144Holy shieeeettttt
Mongies wins rite
>>1926147They should. The better team lately and have the better record against Aurora.
>falcons fans pointing lasers at opposing peoples eyesOh they hired local football fans to "root" for falcons?
>>1926070Are they all sick because saudis still wipe their ass with their hand or something?
>>1926151Those weren't laser pointers but phone flashlights or something like that. DAWG
I don't like how NPC mongolz are. Really, no one showing any emotion? Vven mzinho got muted out, he was a lot more expressive in 2024
>>1926142Sorry couldn't find anyone with this name (other than some vegetables?)
>>1926155It's a mickey mouse tournament. Hard to be happy even if you're winning it.
>>1926156ciboulette porn
Dude MongolZ have insane deags
why the hell they are playing so early?
Ecoed again
just noticed techno is actually on pace for an mvp lolthought senzu was saying it just to hype up his boy
classic crowd cheats
godxicwho called him washed?KARA BOGA
Honestly pretty crazy a significant % of Mongolia are watching.
>>1926163Lantares mvp
These Turks can clutch
>>1926167it's a good timezone for them
>>1926170Fair but it's still close to 4% of the whole country watching a single stream.
>>1926049Not quite, the crowd get a free trip while the org gets paid for each fan they bring
>>1926172>the crowd get a free tripFood and accommodation included?
>>1926167>>1926171They also probably have the giant watch party on today too
bookie championship 2025:betboom: 4 tournament1xbet: 1 tournamentfonbet: 1 tournamentbookieless: 8 tournaments
>>1926171probably a decent diaspora throughout asia and the rest of the world who would potentially watch that streambut yeah, good showing
>>1926178I assume most would watch the English stream over Mongolian, although I don't know the exact linguistic differences.
>>1926174according to mouz's site flights, hotel and tickets to ewc, I assume you get free food from the hotel too
Yea gonna cum to Dorozea. She looking extra cute lately. Also I think she is on the spectrum
Just rush A, ez
>>1926181Food is usually not included in this typa shit>t. D1 athlete
>>1926184Most hotels have some basic food included.
>>1926185the packages that include free breakfast cost more so they usually don't go for it
This is just a downgraded version of Kiosk.
what is a what of a what?
godxic>>1926190comfy
botgolz
>>1926188Who is Kiosk?
>>1926195You gotta go man.
mongolz r playing the wrong gamethey shld play poker
Remember jL?Yeah, Me NEITHER!
>>1926199You've tried this post before reddit frog.
>the """""real"""" gf was a boring stomp>the actual gf is already kino
TechGOAT stops the defuse
>>1926199post so bad everyone remembers you posted it
MonGODz
Sorry XANTARES and woxic, but your efforts are for naught
nice map, mongodz
>>1926199I really wish a mod would wipe you off the face of this thread as well
Hopefully the rest is as good.
one dude in the crowd just shouts "last short"what a fuckwitalso a problem with having no real crowd
nobody expects the mondolian horde
>>1926200>>1926206>>1926211Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>1926215you seem to be a frequent visitor
>>1926215Ummmm reddit sister?
freya my beloved
>>1926213I was wondering why the guy on site who was looking towards kitchen suddenly turned to short when jottaa was walking
>>1926220he probably was heard dropping off the railing, but it's still just shit to see (hear)
My friend has fucked Freya in university. Small world
That Freya lady showing so much skin, wrists and ankles out it the open, this is very unsettling, someone get her in a burka
>>1926223No if he did hear that he would've turned much before, he was looking at kitchen
How come the saudis are allowing freya to show her ankles and speak without being spoken to? This is not halal brothers....
>>1926225>>1926228Forgot to mention I am trans in my samefagging sorry.
Another one
>>1926225>>1926228White privilege.
>>1926216>>1926217Tell me exactly how posting a 4chan frog is Le Reddit?
>>1926238It's a reddit frog.
I hate these boomer maps so much. I want to watch Ancient. I miss Anubis
>>1926238it's the redditfrog
>>1926242What am I looking at here?
>>1926242>>1926245KINO FRAME
>>1926242>>1926245You’re looking at a Counter-Strike 2 (CS2) esports match broadcast.Here’s a breakdown of what’s on screen:Game: Counter-Strike 2 (Valve’s tactical FPS, successor to CS:GO).Map: Dust2 (shown on the minimap in the top-left corner).Round: Pistol round (Round 1 of the match).Teams:Left (blue, Counter-Terrorists): BLITZ, SENZU, TECHNO4K, 910, Mzinho.Right (yellow, Terrorists): Wicadia, XANTARES, MAJ3R, woxic, JOTTAAA.Status:BLITZ (CT) has already gotten a kill on JOTTAAA (T).The CTs are holding defensive positions, while the Ts are grouped outside “Mid” near Top Mid Catwalk / Xbox area.You can see a Terrorist jumping over “Xbox” (the small wall used to get to Catwalk).HUD details:Each player’s health (HP), armor, pistol, and money are shown.CTs (blue) have the upper hand with the first kill.Timer at the top shows 1:16 left in the round.Tournament overlay:At the very top is the EWC logo (Esports World Cup).Map veto order (Dust2, Nuke, Inferno, Overpass) is displayed.So in short: This is a live esports broadcast of Eternal Fire (yellow, Terrorists) vs another team (blue, Counter-Terrorists) on Dust2, Round 1, pistol round, with Eternal Fire trying to push Catwalk after losing one player early.Do you want me to explain this from a casual gamer perspective (like “what’s happening right now in simple terms”) or from a competitive analyst perspective (round strategy, mistakes, and possible outcomes)?
>>1926014I remember a 12-3 ct-t nuke.....
>>1926021>>1926043what's the point of this seethe? when vitality was winning everything it was boring. now that they have competition, it's notevery time you post it you're admitting the first half of the year was shit, not interesting
mongolchadz we are feastin' today
LETS GO MONGOOLZ
But somehow according to /magog/ le "reddit frogs" are worse than this >>1926249 BAKA
>>1926259Yes you should stop posting.
>Watching !EWC CS2 Grand Finals #ad
>>1926259Why did you link your own post like it's someone else?
>>1926260Well, I'm here to stay, whether you like it or not, also I was the op of that pizza NiKo thing so stfu boomer
>>1926259Keep posting champ
>>1926263See>>1926260
Big deagle highlights this series
>>1926264See>>1926265
>>1926263That's too bad, hopefully you die tomorrow then
>>1926267see>>1926260
Wicadia going from botting to carrying in 2 rounds
All this cope just from calling out their reddit idol jL aka rL(RedditLegend)
Why do all generals foster the personality which desperately posts the opposite to everyone else to encourage shitposting?
>>1926245I just thought it was funny
>>1926271worst joke of 2025 award
>>1926271Hey pal, you got exposed as a desperate reddit attention whore already, why keep posting?
>>1926274>Implying that jL is a joke...kwab
Another deagle highlight round
Deagle soft aim hacks on discount this weekend
so many pure luck rounds for mongolz
>>1926283no such thing as pure luck rounds, thats chinese sound based esp/wall hacks
TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD TURKS MAD
Mickey mouse tournament. Spirit would've 3-0d Mongols easily.
LETS FUCKING GO MOGOLZIANS!!!!
>>1926286Yet they lost.Curious.
>>1926289They were sick.
Comfy, I feel happy for them, perhaps today they will see their team with a "big" trophy
>>1926290They were coping.
>>1926290did donk miss his estrogen shot because its illegal in saudi?
another 3-0 final, how coolbring back vitality vs falcons
>>1922284This ugly thing looks like the tranny version of ropz, tronz
>insert THAT copypasta here
>>1926291how many?
>>1926291i don't think there's a need for quotation marksit doesn't have prestige but they beat vitality to get to the final and saying that vitality "didn't care" is a giga cope
oh no no no
>>19263053 maps, but i agree. he wasn't the issue
>>1926305>elige>twistzz>both used to be on faze
>>1926305Come home to Liquid EliGE
>>1926311i unironically think that's a good move unless he's on bad terms with twistzz -nertz+elige
This was the last and biggest chance for maj3r and probably xantares and woxic to get a real trophy, unfortunately they choked mirage to ecos, should've saved the lifegames yesterday for another occasion this would've been a crazy final if falcons made it through instead
>>1926311>>1926315Navi will buy him, b1ad3 will give him the structure he desires and they get a star that they've been wanting
zeus isn't bought enough
>>1926315I like the idea on paper but yeah I've also read the two have a frosty relationship. Apparently Twistzz vetoed EliGE on Liquid when he rejoined.
t2 tournament. boring!
how much an hour for those russian hookers in the crowd
fucking useless bo5
Everyone on MongolZ can perform, while Aurora's too dependent on XANTARES and woxic to carry
based
lmao botares
>>1926305>macaco best navi playergrim
roachbros...
Read like a book, all 3, use your brain dumb Turks
lol camping in spawn to ass fuck xantares is based af
Can elige get mvp or evp
we are all mongols today
REKT
>mongolz lead 7-1>910 is 0-7how do they do it?top kek now he 3ks
>>1926327show pic
No way
this team beat falcons yesterday btw
senzu top 5 this year
>>1926345They were sick
>155k on mongolian stream
If after watching this you think Spirit would win against Mongolz you're so fucking delusional it's unreal.Mongolz would rape Spirit's ass if donk doesn't lifegame, apart from him all of their players are far better.
>cant wait to finally watch a fucking proper bo5>3-0Can these teams not fucking choke 3-0s each time?
Remember when this thread tried to trick us into liking BO5?
>>1926351trvke
LETS GO MONGOLS LETS GO*CLAP CLAP*LETS GO MONGOLS LETS GO*CLAP CLAP*
>>1926351How low iq?
>>1926353i like them for what they could be (and rarely are), not for how they usually turn out
MongolZ are insane with deags
HOWLMAO
>>1926353>>1926363melbourne was great
>>1926350that's actually impressive
The amount of roach seethe this game will generate on hltv will be crazy.Expect dozens or thread about crowd cheating, match too early, bad setups and everything you could imagine.
>casters keep emphasizing S-tier trophyWe get it, you're paid by EWC to insist this is a big event
happy for my niggas mongols, they deserved a trophy
>>1926351But they beat them 3-0 just a couple weeks ago?
>>1926372woxic had his mousepad stolen
MONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODZ!!!!!!
Would this have happened without sabotaging Woxic?
MongolZ trajectory has been impressive. From Asian aimgods with no experience to competing with the best, making a Major finals, and now winning a big tournament.
The good guys finally won.
>>1926383>boohoo my mouse mat!!! I am a professional player and I carry ONE mat with me on a trip. Tennis players, skiers etc have literally like 100 rackets so they can break one every 5 minutes.
Mongchads rise up
good thing i spent most of the time jorking it and not watching this shit
mongoats
>>1926392Who did you goon to
160k4.5% of the population
HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH BROSTOP ASKING LONG QUESTIONS
>>1926400ANSWER THE QUESTION
>>1926400This. Should just do it in a way he can understand >U rike CS?"Yes">U rike win?"Yes"
Techno 1 MVP 2025 m0NESY 0
must feel amazing for techno, who was the resident "kick 5th player" of mongolz pretty much this entire yearmvp in their first real win
>>1926394some random slut on chaturbate
based pickings
bad guys lostthank goodness
>>1926403>comparing technogoat to midnesyishiggydiggy
Falconchads still won the whole EWC mongcucks.
>>1926409cacaaw...
Finally a team with sovl wins, watching the evolution of Mongolz has been entertaining as fuck
baking (unless someone else is?)
>>1926411>chinese>soul
>>1926412better not be a shit one
Based.Fuck every international team in their racemixed asses.
absolute kino
NEW TREANT NEW TREANT NEW TREANT NEW TREANT NEW TREANT NEW TREANT NEW TREANT
>>1926413Mongchads>EU lucky dip
>>1926424>>1926424>>1926424
