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Yikes
ENTER.
>>1939034poles are a disease
>>1939034>3-16Is he also sick?
why you post about these washed frauds, instantly ruined my day
>>1939034sh1goat doubters?
ASStralis bros, we are so back
>>1939037crazy how they weasel their way into teams, same with Ukrainians on international teamsboth biggest pay check stealers irl and their countries too
why do so many of the csgo pro players look dysgenicthere was that one guy that looked like a reconstruction of a neanderthal last gamedoesnt happen in dota
>>1939044>device looking at jabbi like at his retarded son that just did an oopsie
>>1939044that look, >they about to find our cheats bro>they will laugh at us even more>cheat and still be ass>its so over isnt it
>>1939034I will never understand why people are insistent on defending zont1x. What's the ability to clutch a round sometimes when you consistently give away like five per game? The guy can't win duels for shit.
>>1939048>doesnt happen in dota
>>1939046>same with Ukrainians on international teamsThose at least try. Poles haven't since that old VP roster went kaput.
>>1939048>dota
>>1939048>doesnt happen in leagueftfy
>>1939044why does jabbi look so confused and impressed? he cant even close his mouth
>>1939040>our respective visions for the team manager role differedwhat the fuck does that even mean? she didn't want to be the team's comfort woman anymore?
>>1939054>>1939056>>1939062nigga compare them to this, he looks like his cranium should be studied by a nazi scientist
>>1939066she 100% tried to get dicked down by players but the players were unformattable about it because they are all nerds
>>1939066>she didn't want to be the team's comfort woman anymoreShe did but the organization respects women so they didn't.
>>1939059
>>1939050>tfw you ask for a flash and see jabbi taking off his pants
>>1939067settle down dotard freakshow
>>1939069>get dicked down by playersApex would be the only one, let's be honest. The rest look like shit. Ropz has two porsches tho.
my nigga hunter just raping those australians
>>1939067just admit you are highly retardedonly donk can compare to this specimen
>>1939067
>>1939078spirit has the hot russian gamer boy market on LOCK
Spirit are gonna get so fucked tomorrow.
>>1939083Falcons bouta change dat...
>>1939088YOUJUSTKNOW
>>1939048>>1939080lol pros are just built different
>>1939088They better be not doing any of that gay shit in Saudi Arabia.
>>1939088>m0nesy's woman cucked him so hard he turned gaysad!
>>1939083>chopper: fat fuck>zweih: piglet>tn1r: potato-nosed alcoholic phenotype>sh1ro: chipmunk phenotype>donk: bugman manletPASS!
>>1939083he cute
it's gonna be really tough for Spirit tomorrow in this shitty form they're in unless donk pulls a solo winG2 has good riflers, on the other side it's still donk + the three stooges
>>1939048
>>1939075They all have girls dont they?
>>1939098shut your MOUTH!
>>1939107Probably. flamez is married
damn beautiful play from sunpayus
he's the spanish awp goat
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcshttps://www.hltv.org/events/8597/esl-challenger-league-season-50-europe-cup-1Semis
>>1939118>SemisLower finals*
kristou benched....
>>1939118 >tranny castfuck off
>>1939118>no player camsdon't care about radar tournament
Jame...
will they apologize?
>>1939117GuMmY >
Why is FlyKek so SHIT
>>1939095why are you posting this twinkwhat is this gay ass conversation
>>1939131unc still got it
sunpayus is good
>>1939148>13.37Still wafting for that 14.88
>>1939148holy rape
>>1939148Either they disband or they move to EU. There's no other option.
>>1939148>37 adr>threw the second least on his teamwild
>>1939155lose the warlose the galsimple as
>>1939148Wait...but r/magog told me that SunPayus is Le BAD!
spicpayus is bad
>>1939088who has the niko hugging monesy webm?
>>1939088wtf is this straight
donk's gf is getting cancelled
>>1939179>country fucking invaded, her countrymen dying on their soil on a daily basis, several towns completely leveled>teehee, I don't follow le politics :3retarded whore
Damn the war is still on? LoL
>>1939179>>1939187zeethe
>>1939172faggot
>>1939190Don't be mad at me be mad at the 'gog brother...
shut the fuck up laundry, shut the fuck up
how do I feel about 3.0
>>1939196You want to have sex with it.
>>1939196should've been 2.2
>>1939196sucks
>>1939196>how do I feelI hate women so fucking much...
flyquest team vibes are so fucking badeveryone in the team hates it
>>1939192no I'm mad at you for being a faggot
>>1939194sar what is your problem
>gob b returns to BIG as academy coachhahaha this org i swear
>>19391481337, very epic
>>1939192he's right tho
Lickweed won!
FLYCHADS. WE RISE
i think the deagle should be the only 1 shot headshot pistol
>>1939224crying?
>>1939224i agree
playing faceit/premier without a mic should actually be a bannable offense
>>1939187>>1939179only making ukros more unlikable 0 idea of opticshope ukraine gets leveld now ;)
>>1939227>premieri do this
>>1939229most believable larp
tec9 and 57 have needed nerfs more than mp9 for ages now, their opness has changed the direction of so many games
>>1939227if you cant 1v5 stick to retakes and dm lil bro
>>1939234there's no larp i just hate slavs of all shapes
>>1939036he's been playing faceit with flit and fame recently so maybe
>>1939179why doesn't he volunteer if he cares so much? He's playing tier-7 matches, surely the country is more important than that?
g2 will actually beat spirit
>>1939239that's why you're supporting finno-ugric horde, I get it
GOD2
>>1939221V1 LOST
>sunpayus gets to keep his joblolflychads just fucked over g2 for a couple of months
>>1939234what is it with you gay lgbt liberal ukro suppoets that makes you so ass blasted over these ukranian bums>destroys his entire civilization over this
>>1939246They're all one big finno-ugric horde lol.
>>1939246are you aware tat uknraians are more asian than Russian lmaoRussian north and west of moscow didnt get occupised by the mongolian horde, while ukraine as a whole was raped for 300 years by themthats why they are so backward btw and mimic many central asian states
>>1939252they love their fags in ukrainethe ghost of keyef is a gay transgender woman
>>1939257>are you aware tat uknraians are more asian than Russian lmaoleast inane ivan cope
>/pol/phaggots are back at itFuck! So tired of this shit mane!
>>1939257>occupisedokay hivan now move to the drone footage compilation
>>1939263oh christ not this shit again
>>1939263im not russian, are you aware that russia is massive and has almost entirely asian sub states in it, that diludes the statistics?classic reddit brain, posts imgane, doesnt understand any of the contextnow do the ethnic russian oblasts only that i talked about north and west of Moscow, you absolute mongreltheiy are mostly pure Russianwhile ukraine is a mixed hell hole from top to bottom, from lwow to donetck
>>1939263well uralic-finnic isn't really asian and that part is probably why russians have higher iq than ukrainians (finns are highest iq europeans after all)
>seething hohols and nafo/pol/faggots are shitting up the threadWhy now?
>>1939266/pol/chads rule this site
>>1939279>/pol/chads
>>1939283das right!
jame vs boombl4 tomorrowhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2384957/betboom-vs-parivision-9ine-winner-esl-challenger-league-season-50-europe-cup-1
>>1939298both of these teams ranked higher than vp soon
>>1939274>>1939294>walls of copeassblasted beyond belief1285 days of 3 day military operation really did a number on your iq, very sad
is the janny sleeping?
>>1939309first openly gay tier1 pros are 2 russians, by the way >>1939088
>>1939311>thinking there's active jannies on vm
>im not russian
>>1939314
>/pol/posting
>>1939283vidya is political lilbroski
>>1939315Has anyone ever explained why Danes look so Slavic/russian?Did the Vikings like their Russian slave girls a little to much?
>>1939326but they don't
>>1939263r1b mogs hard here
>>1939315>>1939326They both look hella Russian lmao
>>1939326he looks pretty russian in that picture but danes doesn't usually look russian
>>1939327>some autistic individuals can have prosopagnosia (face blindness), which is a difficulty recognizing faces more common in autistic people than the general populationbro i got news for you...
>>1939332go on, show me 1 russian player that doesn't have a scandinavian surname that looks anything like actual danes and not that twink creature
You will be begging for me to start skinposting again...
does anyone wanna play cs
>>1939179no she's not, some washed clown is begging a powerless organization to do so. the same one that "banned" wonderful and zont1x and it accomplished absolutely nothing, and for what? the most milquetoast comment ever, anyone sane would move if they could, will have stopped reading about that miserable shit ages ago and want it to end
>>1939337shut up gay nigga
>>1939345>fag can't stop faggingjust ignore it
Whole Thread Mad )))
>>1939335S1ren, xanter, magix, chopper, jame, And yes glave also looks low key slavic
>>1939335bro is onto something....totally not another russian looking dane here
>>1939352insane that this got benched
>>1939354>s1renyou're calling ME faceblind?
>>1939326if you learned some history you would know the slavs were just forest vikings
>>1939360blonde aryan vs swarthoid
>>1939360bro you pick the one dude that look the least danish kekthey look like twinscompare also xanter with magisk, xanter look like the child of magisk and magix
>polshit
>>1939366you're not fooling anyone, that goblin sloth does not look anything like kristou
do we agree?
>polkino
>>1939363i know that, but Scandinavians and Germanics have a hard time to come to terms with that
>we wuz vikingz and sheeeit, we iz danes
>>1939374fatso is wrong, Navi ain't benching /ourfemboy/
>>1939378okay then
>>1939372not the hair or demeanor, but the facial featuressure but here have misery, siren looks like i better version of him kek
>>1939359well he got benched in 2025 after sucking for a long time, not during his fluke year, hope that helps. navi's only mistake was not replacing more players and bringing in a guy who cheated to get where he was
he's just so precious>ANH0MS
>>1939382brother photoshop north jerseys on themdo you think anyone wouldn't believe it by glancing at them for a second or two
>>1939393hes so hecking cute
>>1939397not really because they all combined get jawmogged by gade and valde alone
>>1939410give spirit 5-10 more years to reach their age and lets see who looks maxxed morebut its actually hilarious that they also have an asian looking dude, but donk mogs this little dude into ad absurdum
>one of spirit or g2 has to be eliminated>meanwhile on of m80 or fnatic will go throughfuck this dogshit
>>1939088i doubt monesy has been straight from the beginning. i don't think he was even hurt when his gf cheated on him but he cried when niko left g2 and got emotional when they reminded him of niko at hltv awards. also their behavior is strange, they hug from behind, whisper to each others ear, they kiss sometimes, he lets niko caress his head too, and now he is passing the homo vibes to kyousuke.
>>1939417M80 more than deserve to go through after disbanding VP and straining NaVi to do the samefnatic are super flukers though, I agree, CYPHER doing his best ropz impression with this lifetournament
>>1939417ya seethe big org cocksucker
>>1939419>>1939420fnatic and m80 sucksfluking a win vs t2 n0vi doesnt mean shit
>>1939423So you just want to cry, I got it
>>1939423ya seethe
Unfortunately G2 cannot win against sp0r0t with sunpay0s.
who we gots?
>>1939458vitam80furiaparivisiong2
>>1939418>me and youyou and me
https://x.com/PimpCS2/status/1962082255192383586poles live rent free in his head
>>1939458vitamateymouzspirit
>>1939475to be fair, imagine 2024 g2 but -snax +heavygod (hunter igl)would've been the best team of 2025
>>1939475faggot on the loose (again)
>>1939475lol
>>1939458seeding matches are sorta boring but I still wanna see vitality and mouz lose them, other than that I want blamef and krimz back in a t1 lan and I think either spirit or g2 winning is fine, spirit has much bigger chance of stopping vita/mouz but hunter going full on rape mode against donk like back in 2024 would be funny too
>>1939484the toilet cleaners are rightsn0x was garbagefalc0ns is garbagen0vi is garbage
Fazebros how are we feeling
>>1939491f0ze loses and then loses again to spirit in front of a crowd
Poles are like indians when it comes to cs
>>1939458great match-ups for an online qualifier tournament honestlywhoever / fnatic / Furia / G2
>>1939484I hate polish cancer so fucking much, I wish all poles go extinct from cs scene, I pray on downfall of each single polack on the sceneNEVER FORGET
>>1939566fak
>>1939417>>1939423retard
>>1939417Spirit should've won if they're so good.
>>1939172don't ever let me catch you lackin fatty
>>1939159Why would they move to EU when they're basically guaranteed a spot at the major every time?
>>1939689bc they're dogshit
>>1939694Nigga who fucking cares as long as they get the bag
>>1939458FaZeM80The ProfessorHeavyGOAT and his buddies
>>1939159>>1939694no need for anything so drastic it's not like they have aspirations of winning t1 trophies, they got space to cheat in 1 more cracked young eu player while remaining au vrs, either for nettik or vexite I don't know who is worse, if they aren't halfway decent after that then try out dexter for ins or just ins off igl and someone else taking on the mantle
https://nitter.poast.org/narziefff/status/1962175982569222318
>>1939753who
>>1939724According to VRS they can even get a decent NA player, kind of like what PUSA are doing right now.
>>1939766you mean instead of an eu one or in addition to it? I suppose you refer to elige if it's the first, but I think they changed it so 2 2 1 defaults to being the strongest region, eu in this case, unless the 1 is a south african then he'd count as the 3rd of the weaker region
>>1939776Ah yes my bad I forgot the South African thing. Yeah they can still get 1 more EU rifler.
kwab carson dipped on nrg for the grandfinals
Huh, Liquid are 26th and below FlyQuest according to Valve.Should've stayed NA.
>>1939796daps bros we rise
will i get banned for using the teleport exploit? shit looks fun as fuck
>>1939818Probably
CAM ON BLUECHUDS
>>1939857but fps_max 64 is legit?
IMAGINE PLAYING 6V5 AND LOSING
>>1939891they dropped that team, these are just run of the mill shitters
>mfw players in DM who go from Scream level headshot mashines into complete retards the moment you spectate them
>ddos's are running rampant in na online rn>apparently its because the dust2.us cup used the inui client which leaked player's IPs somehowmy scene...
grim
What are the implications if Faze win?
>>1940002vitality won't just be washed, they'll be line-dried, ironed, folded, and put in storage for the winter
>>1940002if f0ze wins, the t3 fraud they recently hired will stay on the team longer, which is good since everyone except reddit wants total f0ze death (TFD)
>>1940021you're trying too hard
>>1940050just facts lil bro
remember dis nigga?
>>1939818qrd?>>1939894why wouldn't it be? 64 fps is a massive gimp
GM Broskiies!
>>1940212whos the skirt in the middle
Astralis confirm Magisk return
holy kekarooney
Magisk_Boy Bros WW@???????
>>1940333charls could be a hltv top 20 player if he wanted
>>1940324>>1940326We are SO back Astralisbros!
idgiis this a temporary thing? like a stand-in of some sorts until stavn sorts out whatever is holding him back irl? or a proper benching?why are they so retarded about it
>>1940343This. FaZe Chuck We Will Be There...
>>1940352Not a real benching because they're not trying to sell him
>>1940357theres a stream clip of him talking about playing wingman on lake and how he was hitting shots that made pros look like noobs or something, made me laugh but i cant find it
magisk is good.falcons are clearly worse without him despite picking up donk 2.0 as his replacement.
Fazebros how are we feeling?
>>1940374Us f0ze trannies boutta be raped
>>1940363>he was hitting shots that made pros look like noobsAhahah lol
kick karrigan and I can think about rooting for f0ze again
okay but why did v0tality fall off after austin?
>>1940408rimjob girl got fired
Weird as fuck. The entire scene is bought behind the scenes. Faze's turn to be #1 now.
>>1940415v0tality aren't even top 5 right now, winning against them is a good sign but not a guarantee of anything
every half time the casters are getting hot mic'd wtf are the production team doin mane
>clankers are backGood job twitch.
Dogzen so bad
faze is getting raped...
>>1940475they are used to itmidcobbb is just another poolack paycheck stealer after all
13-11 inc
>>1940488OT CLAN
>broky is backGoatbros...Were they correct not signing da goat up?
Why is broky better than "goat"?
why do they wear the noise cancelling headphones at home?
KINO CLAN!!!!
FAZE CLAN NIGGGAAAAAAAASSSS
>>1940493Not be annoyed by sound from neighbors maybe
>>1940499what kind of ghettos do these niggas live in
Vitality will bring two comfort girls next
trash game idiots just running around
bro pls finish this i need to go on the shitter
>>1940510same kek
so close
>>1940510Take your phone and watch the game on the shitter.
>>1940510Just go on the street that's what I do.
this faze game is everything that was missing with elige
Fact: zywoo has never been as good as peak broky
sit down bitch
>running >crosshair no where near himty valve
>aim way off>hit because of running inaccuracy
>1999+26>still don't know how to run and gun in cs
GOD I'VE MISSED THIS TEAMwelcome, jcobbb. As long as you don't fuck up too much you're welcome to stay
>>1940537>welcome, jcobbb. As long as you don't fuck up too much you're welcome to stayWhen broky and frozen are playing like this it literally doesn't matter.
Washed
Karrygun 4 v 6 masterclass
elige is definitely better than jcobb but faze as a team are better without elige. wtf was elige doing to frozen and broky lmao
>>1940545>>1940546>>1940547don't get too uppity now it's just the honeymoon period
>>1940551>pimp's distant relative
GOATKY>>>>ZYPOO
broky when it's a meaningless online game:
>>1940544so what?if his presence (or rather, the lack of certain other presences) is enough to bring this out, he can stay for as long as it works
Based zywoo exposing donk with the help of the freshly implemented 3.0.
why is freya so fkn skinny man....
why are map stats usually instantly up and other times it takes forever? is ner0 forced to manually adjust zywoo's round swing first?
>>1940558she only eats cum
FaZe is winning Budapest
>>1940566This but navi
>mologoat is catching up to the goat of all goatszyBros?
>>1940573I dunno how anyone can like this annoying pimplefaced fag
m80 would've won that 13-5
>>1940575monitor on buddy
>0.5 KDKWAB
imagine losing to midky#1 player my ass
>>1940573>zywoo's performance is on par with sunpayusGrim, although sunpayus farmed the lower bracket yesterday.
elige even managed to ruin karriganhe's actually making good calls again
>>1940592>chokes 8 rounds in a row
>>1940593stop using words you don't know the meaning of
Vitality are throwing this just so that zywoo could farm spirit, humble donk and bring his overall rating down
>>1940597Spirit are not beating G2, little bro
>maybe they'll shoot each othernot a bad call from the giga brain
These uncs on faze can’t frag
fr ong
6 on T in the first half is kind of joever. We're going map 3.
1
GODZ
holy shit ropz
godz
Botwoo so carried by ropz
this is cringe in a bad way....
r0pz tw0stzz and br0ky were "faze magic"
Freya said she loves me
This match is fun.
I want to pot my noodle inside Freya
>>1940631as a friend.....
she's donk only
yeah get rid of karrigan all this nigga does is pray
broky and frozen best relationship
LETS GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO FAZE CLAN *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>1940644*plap plap plapplapplap*
>>1940645HOT!
karrigan 1-13 my carried GOAT
>>1940650>pitta
Hey chatgpt generate a sultry image depicting team vitality getting plapped by faze clan.
botky looking at nothing
>>1940581>0.5 KD
>>1940661Unc wat doink?
>call two close games against vitality with a new guy you picked up from tier3>people complain about your fragging
>>1940666yeah dude im sure faze is almost winning this because of karrigan and not frozen
>>1940667>yeah but frozen does his job so it doesn't count
>>1940666It's not like decent calling should prevent you from getting frags every now and then.
retards will see this and think the igl is the reason why theyre playing out of their minds
ZywOo looks a lot more inconsistent lately. Pretty common to see him with stinker games for his calibre.
This would be a stomp if karrigan wasn't 2-17
I keep hearing Jkaem.
>>1940666and when >>1940671 aren't fragging? then what?
>>1940672poor air quality in london
zypoop ghosting again, donk would have 30 kolls
thanks valve...
>>1940677we've already seen what happenskarrigan starts to make shit calls but end at the top of the scoreboard for fazethey lose those
how will the vitality discord defend this DISASTER performance from zywoo.....
Doesn't matter. They qualified days ago. They'll just rape G2/Spirit in playoffs.
broky's a monster today
vitality is overeven tier3 can beat them now
>>1940681For months f0ze have been losing with karrib0t mostly bottom fragging. He's unequivocally the problem but he's going to weasel his way into 6 more months with this honeymoon performance of this roster.
>>1940687still trying too hard
>>1940689shut it unc
> get a kill> your team still loses?
>apex got countered by the same molly he threw to smoke 2 faze players on site outKino
OH NO NO NO FAZEKEKS
Elige had that
now they can close a round, typical
if i hear my 5-19 nigger of a teammate say that the match is exciting im killing him
Twistzz igl faze would be #1
>>1940706kek
so fucking close
this shit just won't end
>>1940707holy delusion
ZypOo hello?
>>1940714please understand the poor air quality
>>1940712I love it
Zypooo fucking retire NOW
zycrap hit a awp shot challenge
jcoob let it be known that I never doubted you.
If broky is bad in playoffs then he cheated
>>1940707#trvke
double OT please fazeI want you to win, but come on
rain...
19-17
OH NO NO NO
I really hate how popular 6 team playoffs have become.
>>1940724thanks!can we make it triple?
karrigan why did you bait our retard like that man wtf.
>6 kills in 30 rounds
Apologize
jcobzen time?
Insane FaZe round
God I love Faze.You never know what's gonna happen.
3v5 btw
Wow Pole almost threw
KINOOOOOOreminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkUynC0V-k
guys I can't watch the game atm, but why is Zywoo not playing? Is he sick or something?Kinda weird that they'd get a stand-in who uses the same nickname as him tho.
NO WAY LOOOOL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAHA
kek!
lad wtf
Yep
frozen...
lololol
MEZII MEZII MEZII
EVEN WHEN FAZE LOSE IT'S KINO
No....
kek
This is why FaZe is the best team to watch. You never know what kind of craziness and unforgettable moments you'll get.
NEO with the zoomer hair is so wrong.
Uhm...
>>1940767thats a very catchy song
cheater bros?
it's over
ok zywoo what was that toggle on the guy behind box. wh confirmed
I fucking love him so much.
Losing this series will break broky's head again.
It's over. Nigger 20 adr karrigan threw it.
vitality is going to DOMINATE on inferno
Ain't no way they're losing nuke and subsequently inferno because of frozen's descent from heaven.
ZyWoo caught with cheatsit's over
Zywoo's adr is closer to a literal danish dinosaur than it is to his own igl.
>>1940791he downloaded those anti-cheats from that youtube guy, it's over for botwoo
13-2 for Vitality on InfernoZywoo 2.42 rating
Today I will remind them...
>>1940797This but forsen.
There is definitely a few people using cheats on the server rn tho
kek what an anticlimatic ending to this map frozen slipping from heaven was funny tho
finally i can goon
expectedtake away game momentum with a long TTO = faze loses
>>1940804>not gooning to faze kinoyou need to get your priorities straight
>karrigan vs apex infernoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1940809>MP9 vs MAG7Hmmmmm...
>Perfecto is the new VP IGLcan someone just take this team behind the barn and shoot it?
Oof
>>1940815Zywoo is the new IGL. Trust the plan.
>>1940815Broky fell off in ot
>>1940812they're so dumb, this means no jame time, that's the easiest and most obvious fix and perfecto is clearly the weakest link, even icy is better at his role than him
>>1940815do you think rating 3.0 accounts for frozen's play in the 3v1?
>>1940819Frozen fell harder.
>>1940815Apex doesn't swing.
>>1940821yeah round swing punishes dying in advantageous positions hard, too hard really, and that makes up a huge portion of your rating
>>1940821Probably. That's what the swing is for I think.
>>1940831No, it punishes you for dying in even positions the most. And the fewer players the more you get punished. Dying when it's 5v1 barely punishes at all.
can tournament organizers ban Freya from using words like "edging" on the desk? I can barely contain myself
Frozen cratering was a huge mistake... the team morale damage would have me on tilt desu
>>1940839well in this specific scenario it's not gonna be the worst but in general it's true, for instance blitz would not get punished harshly for losing the infamous 1v3 if he died to the first guy, but after killing 2 and planting he lost a huge amount of round swing despite having like 10 hp left and cts having all the info because round swing doesn't look at those factors only that it's technically a 68% win percentage situation for ts in the 1v1
Oh no, not the FaZe B defense...
>>1940839Not true if it's a lost round, the sooner you die in a lost round the more you lose
>>1940847I think he only lost compared to winning. Because when you first gain swing then lose but in the end not such a big minus.
>>1940857that's how it should work but it doesn't, it's borked, he lost 0.17 map rating from that last 1v1 alone and mezii gained the same amount
>>1940861I'm not sure, I think Nero just doesn't even understand it himself.
>karrizen on B>1 kill>karrizen on A>saved the roundYo, get their ass off that bombsite man.
Oh shit they actually heard me.
lmao sit down faze
What he thinkin right now?
>>1940881>can't believe s1mple didn't go to my birthday party
>>1940881>fr?
>>1940881ts not bussin fr fr no cap on god
>unc v uncGOOD ONE LMAO
>Brit carrying the two Frenchmen
is this elimination
>>1940906No.
>>1940906meaningless seeding matches
f0ze magic
Why does Zywoo have two PCs in the same room?
>>1940912One for him and the other for the wifey to play with him of course.
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3054722/its-so-hard-for-us-womenLet's discuss this.
>>1940914>discuss obvious baitno
>>1940914good, women shouldnt invade every single man space and make them worse
damn, faze got raped hard
>>1940912cheats run off a 2nd pc thats how the good ones work
>if he ain't fraggin then at least he's calling
KWAB
>>1940881>i have no idea what i'm doing
>>1939326late to the party, but on average, they only look similar-ish due to fair skin, actual phenotypes (east europid and nordid) are very clearly different
oh no no no
>meaningless online pracc>broky and frozen lifegaming>zywoo playing like shitAND FAZE STILL LOST
LMAOOOOOOOOONIGGAS REALLY DOUBTED VIDEITY
The series all came down to those 1v3s from ropz and mezii
>>1940950don't forget faze won 4 pistols in first 2 maps
jkwab
Swisher or blamef?
frozen suicide was the buck breaking point, quite sadly baitzen and midky are still trash and will be raped by spirit quickly
Ahem...
>>1940965Would've been ez with godlige or twistzz
>>1940965Spirit vibes off of Faze's stats.
>>1940556>yeah frozen will just pop off every game, the team spirit will carry karrigan going 13-28, 8-28, and 5-13
>>1940965-karrigan+elige (igl)
>vpp promotion No one wants to sign with them kek
>>1940965Bring in fragging IGL Twistzz and move karrigan to coach
>>1940965>26-69>40 adr>-8.5 round swing, about 50% more than frozen and broky combinedshocking
>>1940988more like move karrigan to the gym. nigga looks like a fucking pufferfish
faze need to teach the kid some flashes, worst success rate of the event by far
>>1940996hippo hooves tapped out this post
>Falcons and Astralis at Fissure>Magisk back on AstralisPlease gods, make it happen.
>>1940996it's way more criminal for support players and especially igls like fear to be so bad at it
>>1940997how is a post pointing out the current faillings of faze's leadership to get the kid up speed on pro flashes in any way defending karrigan?
>>1940999Maybe broky wanted to play that round with a deag.
>>1940999>ak? Gimze dat
>>1941000yeah you really want your igl to be throwing flashes that get assistsflash stats are weird to look at though, like jcobbb (presumably) is getting flashes thrown for him to entry with, which is why his thrown number is low. cypher too
Is HexT one of the smartest cs2 players?It feels like every game I see him reading top players like books.
>>1940991He as unfortunate jawline, It wouldn’t help that much.
unironically-karrigan+snax
holy BVLL
>>1941049t00ro will rape botality
He would've defused it if he had a kit.
This was ~one month ago.
>fnatic v matey>mouz v furiaextremely low levels of excitement after those mirage and nuke bangersI guess it's up to g2 whether everything following faze v vitality will just be a completely uninteresting letdown
why is he like this
>>1941076He is really so bad4:1 anti eco he goes aggro and dies to the only AkOne round he sold fear by "holding" red room from literal spawn
>change crosshair to a dot>point dot at the head>click>nothing happensfuck me in the ass I guesswhy do I even bother aimingjust go smg and spray and pray
it was meant to start nowstop fucking delaying games, it cant be that hard
>>1941084Turn on follow recoilAll cracked out zoomers in the next few years that start with cs2 will be follow recoil users
>>1941091retard
>>1941096rolling starts =/= game #1 is followed by 90 minutes of fucking nothing before game #2
>>1941093really? i watched a retard with that option miss every single shot and clowned on him, it looks awful
>>1941109cypher no lifegame = fn0tic get rapedwho would've thought
>>1941104Biggest problem is internalizing that it is exactly what it says it is, it FOLLOWS the recoil so it’s always behind your actual spray instead of recoil predictionThere are a couple ways you can make it better to use too, either with a simple toggle or that m2 hold to toggle alias, but that requires new muscle memory which might be hard for the uncs
Benjamin fucking Bremer
matey back to being NA's last hope?
>>1941195that will be liquid once they -nertz +godlige
>>1941194That's true, since M80 is Tier 1.
s1n has such a goofy expressive face lol
>>1941197I don't think kicking nertz is gonna fix that shitshowand adding elige is just gonna make twistzz leave (for good reason)
spirit vs g2 won't happen until midnight at this rate
>>1941209goodmore cs2 kino to enjoy
>>1941209get a nap during pooria vs lmaouz, the most boring matchup in history
save blamef
>baiter baiter baiter!>entries and completely fucks the other team with no help>silence
>>1941215
was that knife pull really necessary?
na is... GOOD???
>got fucked by brandishing his knife for no reasonThis should be included in overall stats.
>>1941215baitf when opponent shoots back:
>>1941221nvm i was watching delayed stream
>>1941222magog before 2024>these retarded players should get lowered salary for pulling out knives and dying needlesslymagog after 2024>stats should take this into consideration
this game is exciting and all but it's time for some higher quality gameplay https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
M80 SISTERS
>>1941230>stats should take this into considerationYeah so that it's easier to check whose salaries to cut.
EU so badNA so back
LET'S FUCKING GO
>NA cs is dea-
>>1941234not saving anything, hltv statsfag
blameF biggest fears:opponents shooting backopponents refusing to get baitedroids price increase
>>1941234sneeded on that guy
>100 ADR>negative round swinghopefully fnatic kick this faggot soon
>>1941194M80 is tier one
>>1941249and get another ukie who bots out worse than krimz?
>>1941251no, get someone who makes impact on the server
Maui’s not gonna forgive that one.
>>1941252I swear you statsniggers don't even watch the games
>>1941254I do, and baitF had impact in 2 rounds, both against opponents caught off-guard
time for the professor to put the trash where it belongs
mouz has no chance against the new goat molodoy
I said it was pointless to watch any m80 match but I have to eat my words, they've leveled up and it's not even thanks to their imports but in spite of them
When was the last time a German player attended a Tier-1 CS event (as a player).
>>1941260iem cologne
my moussies playing soon :)
MOLOGOAT
>>1941255>drags his shitter teammates kicking and screaming in to OT >h-he only had impact on 2 rounds!And the ukranian shitters had impact on every round by throwing worse than geriatric krimz
poor blameF, the most oppressed pro in history, he has such good stats but literally nobody wants him and players laugh at him during the game... oh why, oh why nobody likes him... he deserves a 3rd chance for real this time... he changed so much, his entrying stat changed from 8/100 in 2023 to 23/100 in 2025, he's like a new player now... another victim of community scrutiny like GOAT IGL Snax...
>>1941262What year was that?
>>19412692025
yuroshitter jamefag m80h8r, come APOLOGIZE
That's the professeur's genius brain
>>1941275we jamebros are currently hating on fnatic for shooting up into top 20 and potentially scamming a major spot
>>1941231Ok he's pretty good
>>1941257>>1941258>>1941264don't get too uppity monkeys and toilet cleaners
>>1941215all dem stats, all dem openings, all dem kills, still not a winning player
isn't it weird how I can vividly remember hext's play vs VP, but can't remember a single mouz highlight from 2025? hell even 2024...
>>1941284forgot to mention I'm trans btw
>>1941285go on, name something
Mouz highlighthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/JGuHCLi2OB8Mouz haters were dropped on their heads, maybe that's why they have selective memory loss.
>>1941284>mouz trannies literally cannot remember their own team's playsbaka my head
>>1941284no. hext has momaura, mouz are boring literal whos
>>1941284not weird at all
>>1941290oh it's that game where zont1x had an insane clutch 1v2, right?
Timing'd so hard
kek mouz haters (pussies) are so pathetic
>>1941290wow biggest mouz highlight is the ex vitality jew deadweight killing magixx and zont1x
>>1941290>17 views...
>>1941289The 16-14 one against spirit on nuke. Don't remember all details but it had torzsi in it.
>>1941299>Don't rememberdon't worry, nobody does
>>1941298this whole time mouz "fandom" has been a psyop to get indian content farms rage click ad revenue
>>1941297By that insane nigger faggot logic, all Ropz, Niko, Frozen highlights belong to Mouz. Fucking retard.>>1941298All me nigga I watched them from my 17 accounts.
pussies can mouth off all they like but they're gonna get gaped as usual
>>1941304>>1941307samefag
>>1941308Yes it's literally me congrats budget sherlock
>>1941308>17:00:55>17:01:56he's got the rage responses queued up on autopost
>>1941304ropz, niko and frozen have real highlights buddy.mouz most memorable highlight is getting 1v2 by godnesy at ewc, map ancient, round 11
>>1941317literally don't remember
fuaaaaaark
I remember a mouz highlightjimi 1v5 vs vitality on dust2but I remember it due to the absolute lack of reaction from anyone in the team on that moment that would have players with aura like m0nesy, niko, emiliaqaq, apex, hext literally tearing their pants off and doing a helicopter with their dick live in front of thousands
baseg clutch
>>1941317>ewclet's not go crazy here, mouz and ewc are equally auraless
BASED BASED BASED
Bro, how the fuck this FalleN find this kid.
mousies :(
A clutch so good molody was jerking himself off
why is torzsi playing in a dark room
ANOTHER HIGHLIGHT IN THE MOUZ BAG
Molodoy > monesy
https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/BillowingRudeTarsierPastaThat-NsRTGaEq85wWHj7s
that devve's deagle quad is still so sexy lol
>>1941334
csgo was so fucking ugly
>>1941279Why does he bake the semen?
>>1941275look above you bro, still not a jame fan by the way I'm a falconschad that will cheer for anyone but vitality, navi, mouz or dogs, m80 stopped being dogs yesterday when they put down navi>>1941259
>>1941338>furia fan is a tranime lovershocking
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1941346imagine having this guy and his mother tied to a chair in your basement
>>1941346aren't you supporting the first ever male-to-female tier1 pro?
>>1941350would you fuck a son in front of his mother?
>>1941345>falconschad>falcons>chad
>>1941346anime websiteanime boardanime generalanime game
>>1941351>t.
mouze getting raped
>>1941358>anime gameyou're thinking of valorant lil blud
>>1941358fagime lover kys
>>1941359look at that juicy curve on those estrotittes, fuaaaark
molodoy is so fucking goatedit makes me wonder how kino it would be if prime s1mple joined SK back then
>>1941345>falconschad
>>1941346how newthe furia fag posts anime shit every time they win or lose
>>1941356yes, they have the most based players that is all that matters to me
>>1941364>>1941365this fag has herpes on his face from sucking cocks all day
>>1941345>I'm a falconschad>>>>>>>>>
>>1941370and he'll still never be as gay as you, faggot
>they have the most based players>a legendary choker>a literal cuck>an autist or gay dude
>>1941368Yes fellow falconschad they're just too based inshallah
>>1941365probably would've gotten pissed off at baitzera
>this fag has herpes on his face from sucking cocks all day
>>1941375don't get uppity, we hate both of you
>>1941376falcons will never live this down kek
>le poofessor
mouztard getting nervous
>>1941389Doesn't matter if they lose Inferno they'll rape on Mirage and Nuke.
Sorry but JEWZ SPORTS is not winning TS
FURIA winning the next major would be gigabased. I hope they keep getting better and better.
>Doesn't matter if they lose Inferno they'll rape on Mirage and Nuke.
>>1941395Passion, this nigga is winning Budapest without a doubt.
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3054793/asmongold-about-ohnepixel>take an out of context clip>use it to bait people >it actually just works
>Passion, this nigga is winning Budapest without a doubt.
mouz aren't big enough to have haters
>>1941403one mentally ill pajeet itt creates those haters with his low iq spergouts
>>1941394>>1941396NAVI is winning it
>>1941406i would believe it if they got an anchor/lurker during the summer as they planned
>>1941405>A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
>>1941409r/inspirationalquotesindia
>>1941411go back
>>1941406Haha yeah bro, I also hope my team wins it against all odds too (FaZe). Good luck to you.
>>1941412r/india_irl
It's like he gets shorter as time goes on.
>beating Spirit and about to beat Mouz
>he thinks mouze can win mirage
>mfw FURIA or Mongolz are the #1 in the world
>be a jew>have a massive lefraud nigger poster on your wallclassic
FULL TILT
>>1941430you think jordan is white, or what?
>>1941361>>1941362Aug AkibaM4 temukau
mouz are getting wholly raped by fvria
>>1941435>le groidball dialectic I guess you can't expect any more from somebody who watches that crap
Furia isn't good lol. They lost 2x to saw on lan.
why are they saying "espuu"its "espoo"
13-1
>Liquid beats Furia>Furia beats Spirit and MouzMakes sense
>>1941439are you retardedwhy would you call him "lefraud" if you don't care about the sport. it's like calling someone s0mple or baitf
>>1941440do you remember the kind of shitters who were hitting #1 during online era? online cs is fraudulent. However, I think this is more of an exposee on how the scene was just total dogshit for the first half of 2025.
uhhhh moussies what's going on
>>19414517-5 first halfmous wins pistol7-8 its fine
jame lose
>>1941448I'm not that guy pal. Being a sports fan (even cs) is lame enough but having a poster of some groidballer in your room as a grown man is pure mental illness.
HOLY
Brazilian rape
>>1941455Betboom is a top 10 team now
Why is chat spamming the gay Monesy/Niko pasta during a match they aren't even playing in?
>>1941465CS2 is actually only played by gays and girls.
wow... just wow
this fag mologay pmo
molodoy-sama have mercy on them.
YEKI chokes a game-winning kill but luckily molodoy's on the scene
i dislike that fat ginger fag intensly
>>1941468unfortunately I think this is the case. I played csgo solo queue for a lot of its lifespan and you never really heard any down-low conversation or weird tranimes and furries.now trying to get into cs2 every second game I have zoomzooms doing post-meta-ironic faggotry, unironic "femboys" and full stacks of homosexual furry degenerates. like this new gen can't even communicate without it being through the vehicle of homosexual innuendo.
hmmkick karrigan already
>>1941465Because it’s funny.
>>1941489And then WHO the fuck is going to call?
shitkindar almost sold another game
Sp0nx so mid
>>1941492sdy
>>1941492Twistzz
>>1941492nobodywe're in no igl meta right now anyway
go 3rd mapwe need more cs2 kino
>botality, ratsports, sp0r0t...falcons the only good team rn
Bait used to be believable.
>>1941484>Chuddy unc seethe
kekindar is so fucking bad
shitkindar is still a horrible player
why force???
Yekindar too busy interpreting for molodoy please understand
It's up:https://youtu.be/xLh1tlOhdHQ
>>1941520
molodoink
nobody plays time anymore, everyone tries to peek unpredictably but it's so normal at this point that it'd be more optimal and less predictable to just play time
another round sold by shitkindar
>>1941492snax
PRESENTE
Boomer FalleN still got it
Presente.
I think cs2 would be a better esport if awps were removed from the game
>>1941544tab back in, xertion
raped by a kazakh cock
Mouzitzah B'peh bros...
EU IS GONE
Furia will suck on lan without a coach being able to call during games
my moussies :(
torshit
too ez
based
>he doubted The Professor
>>1941561He's been around as long as karrigan while playing better individually and making good calls
My goonerino...
>>1941544trvke Autochads would rise up
fallen leaves
HeavyGod please, pleeeeease sit on them.
Enough of bottigan. HOOXIN to faze
>>1941456>I'm not that guy palI'll say
faze is all about vibes. Imagine what they could do with nexa
>>1941436edgar allen poe game
>>1941579That’s a dota reference actually
>>1941582does the dota thing have to do with birds
>>1941588Yes
where is that stink faggot nigger loser br hater? post here so i can laugh at you, NIGGER
>>1941597he fled to israel
holy shit zweih got an exit and didn't die+50% round swing for Gryffindor
SunPayus is good now!?
>>1941607He had his siesta
>>1941607nah
>>1941607no, spitr0t is just literally worse than paravision without d0nkey giga carry
Holy shit zweih plays so stupid
Russian reactions to Perfecto IGL move:>Petrosyan hates VP tag just so much))>After elec move I hoped that armenian animals got the inkling of a brain. Welp, start the countdown of another 6 months of blowjobs>HAHAHAHAHA, STAY TUNED, THE SHOW GOES ON :D>"IGL is bottom-fragging because he has to call and analyze rounds instead of focusing on the crosshair. Perfecto is bottom-fragging, meaning he's already an IGL!!!" VP management>already ready to lose, the new IGL even got a white-flag to show>did elec ever expect his paycheck stealing friend to kick him so quickly?>he came, he saw, he stole>golden era of VP? we prefer golden shower era of VP!>a rat kicked a rat and got a rat's job>yeah, I think Jame, Robo, 1eer, Boombl4, shalfey, kinqie, FL1T, fame, F_1N, Jerry and even nafany said "fuck no">just go international at this point, VP has no fans, armenian mafia forced everyone out with this circus of a team, embarrassing for the RU scene to have this cancer>large potential, just need more time, progress is there, just bad communication, need a bit more time...>might as well, can't be worse than electronic atp>so we're not kicking ICY out? why?
>>1941627Holy Based picrel literary me
>>1941627The only thing possibly better with defecto igl is that he won't scream at team as much
>>1941638desu I think they deserved drill seargent electronic
>>1941627>Welp, start the countdown of another 6 months of blowjobshe was gay, perfecto?>already ready to lose, the new IGL even got a white-flag to showgood 1
Just jump into stack. Good job chopper
I haven't played this game in 10 years but apparently I have more knowledge about it than launders still, how does he not know glock doesn't 1shot from that range? this is his job
donkey moment.
Holy matchfixing
Zontix is such a bad lurker. He fails every duel and it just loses spirit rounds.
>>1941650look at this t/ct splithe straight up loses them games
Ok never mind SunPayus is still caca
SunPayus just stay with AK/M4s man.
>>1941657Thing is that he has good t roles too
>>1941644he's a legit DEI hireit's been years and he still got those "I..eh..uh..." brain lags MULTIPLE times throughout castingnever anything interesting to say, sometimes just complete lies
Chopper a total bot Hunter fragging igl tho
>>1941660yeah I know, he's a competent anchor but they could almost 1:1 swap ropz in for him on t side
HAHAHAHA
lulquid-naf +malbsmouz -jimp +heavygoy pee2 +2 random t3 poles
Fucking kill yourself chopper
Apologize to SunPayus.
no reaction from chopper just makes it even funnier
>>1941688he should actually kill himself for that last round
>>1941693I will unapologize for that fight against zont0x in mid.
Sunpapi genuinely so bad at this game, sub me in I'd do better unironically.
>>1941688I apologize. He really did all he could to make Spirit win, can't ask more of him
>>1941692cam was frozen but it was comical
g2 shows what fragging igl can do to the team
>3.0 is there to expose donk and show how he's not in fact playing 1v9
>>1941705this nikka zont0x washed and complacent </3where's +tn1r
>>1941705this fucking kid. how does he do it chat?
>>1941705Why even keep chopper for fuck's sake. IGLs are useless. YOU CAN CALL AND FRAG. It's not that big of a deal and I doubt his calls are that extraordinary anyway. IGLs are useless.
>>1941705Honestly Shiro was good this game but maybe his kills/deaths happened to be on the wrong order so his rating got shit on
>le siberian twink of 2.00 rating or losecs is at its lowest point ever, strategically speakingthere is no depth, no brains, all aim
>>1941710cheats
you cannot be title contender with sub 1.10 awper and g2 has 0.9 kek
>>1941710twink buff
>>1941705>sh1ro same as zweihAHAHAHAHAHAhalf of zweih kills were literally exits and 3k against full eco glock rush ramp hahahaha>>1941605
>>1941710he's the goat, he was born to play cs
>>1941725>born to play csgrim
>>1941716mongolz eswc 910 1.05 rating
>>1941714thank faze for that they created this meta
>>1941705>miragethats the only map he knows how to play
>>1941734The fuck did my niggas do?
jame raped boombl4 and the hat man
>>1941737deservedboombl4 is the most fraud IGL on the planet who has negative T-side winrate in tier10
>>1941455raped baldfr0st though?
>>1941737Tis true
>>1941738>>1941739Both me btw
>>1941746im also trans btw
>>1941752buddy learned a new funny reply huhdon't overuse it now
Zweih 0 dmg btw
>>1941754>new no u
Zweih still 0 dmg
>>1941761>donk opens the round with double kill>overextends and takes another duel, dies>the only thing Spirit need to do is play together and not peek like retards >zweih and chopper BOTH give 2 1v1 duels to Malbs in span of 1 second, but luckily survive with red HP>Spirit wins the round the Three Stoges march oni've seen this round from Spirit play out at least 50 times, this time they won
They need to bench zweih also He must have some tilting problem
>pushes to farm stats against the shitters in g2>mistakenly clashes against malbs>diesthis fake goat only looks good against total shitters
what team wouldn't donk be able to carry?
>>1941782bluejays
they almost threw that hahhaa
shartpenis kinda bussin frfr
christ Spirit are terribleshoro afk lmao
>vs 2 scouts >still go longI hate chopper so much
WHAT IS ZWEIH DOING
Zweih never ever play long again please
HAHAHA
super choke incoming
Zontix even tried to throw that
I've come to the conclusion that launders is worse than scrawny, I hate this guy
heavybot
HeavyGOAT not like that my nigga, come on..
>>1941832bloody bitch
11-13
i fucking hate paypalyus
>>1941846Sadly he was the package deal with sAw
DEH
>>1941850>pay 1 gorillion for a t3 -> t1.5 player factory line foreman
Let's fuck them now
>guys press W we fuck themso this is the mind of the great sAw
terrible team, just complete dogshitthis match was a waste of time
How many rounds has sunpayus gone without a kill?
well done G2, well done... however
zweih and chopper on last round lmao
sh0r0 positioning
>MATYS HARD toggling
>taz vibe timeout "we need win rounds"ewwwwww>saw vibe timeout "press w guys"oh my god you're so sweet
>>1941873crisp clean lock boys
god chopper sucks
we need another map of this circus act
zweih is ass>>1941874literally every coach timeout today has been taz-tier but none of them get ridiculed for it
Spirit lol just don't check
chopper is so blatant when it comes to info toggling even the spectator doesn't focus on him when he is about to fight. he just moves his crosshair on smokes and walls to check if someone is there, its so blatant
sunpayus?
>>1941879>>1941874I've been saying for a long time that cs coaches are the biggest check stealers ever. after coaches were banned from basically acting as the igl/stratcaller then they had no use. the only way they are worth it are the guys who basically act as GMs and scout talent so the org can flip prospects. Every other coach is just a "vibes" coach.
let me go to bed niggas
>>1941890ONE MORE MAP
God everyone in spirit but donk deserves to lose
It's always Spirit throwing some absolute dogshit nades, holy fuck. What was that molly from sh0r0.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOMORE CS2 KINO WOOOOO
Donk leave this team fucking now
zont1x doesn't want them to go to london because he can't go
I believe in my nigga HeavyGod and his buddies.
>>1941891hell no. gn
>>1941903boooooo
LET ME SLEEEEEEP
sadly sunpayus left and dogpayus came back in that last round, so it's a fast 13-5 for spiritnice try though!
>>1941907No...
They need to kick zweih after this
>>1941900This and join FaZe when rain retires.
uh oh, donk meltie
HeavyGod calling sporot a premium teamverygenerous of him
shouldn't have kicked magixx
oh no no no he's actually crashing out
>I miss magixx
>donk turbocarries>spirit barely win a map>donk pops off>spirit lose in ot>donk takes his foot off the gas>spirit can't sniff a round vs a t3 team getting real tired of this meme, tbhwy
so this is what happen when the fraud goat plays something else besides dust2 and mirage
KEK
will donk get evp for 2.00 rating in online groups like mr woo
Zywoo would never
this is actually crazy, surely they can't lose to g2 without niko and monesy in an elimination game, this team was looking to be out of the top 15 just a little while ago
13-0HeavyGod please, I beg you.
How in the fuck people are still clinging on the chopper is a good igl narrative, he is so fucking garbage. This motherfucker has no fucking carreer without donk. On the other hand I always knew Hunter was EASILY a top5 igl contender, if hunter IGLed in G2 back in 2024 and instead of snax and they had Heavygod, g2 would have had the greatest era in counter strike history.
>>1941961zygoat is carrying vibes when he's not carrying in-gameponk just doesn't have his brain developed as much to have that
>>1941967only thing zygote's carrying is about 40lb of excess fat
>>1941969tab back in, ponk
>>1941967>>1941970is ponk some shit in russian or frenchthis is an english language board
goatlbs stopping that fraudulent top 1 whenever he wants
>make the perfect play>team still fucks it upshiro should take his pillow and find a better team
"russian reactions" gonna go crazy on this one
as I said, spitr0ast is worse than some t3 russki shitters like parivision without d0nk giga carry
what didn't happen against Furia yesterday (thanks to donk and Furia throwing some ez rounds) is happening now on ancientthis team is so dead, they deserved to lose at least a map vs Liquid too
>>1941982donk and sh1ro should pull a niko+m0nesy soulless ship-jump move if they keep this up management fucked up kyousuke, and now they're fucking up the tn1r integration for the major by having this dead roster play these meaningless events and killing their seeding
>>1941980G2 would have won Shanghai with jcobbb in place of Niko
>>1941993faggot
lil blud is rage toggling
On the bright side, that means they won't be dragging zont1x sorry ass into another LAN
knew my nigga sAw would uplift this squad
zaaaamn its zover
Reminder that donk won a major playing against yekindar- ultimate liquid, went 1.01 against mouz in semis and only had to win against a bot karrigan and overperforming choke clan pure fluke, doesn't count just like zypoo and n0v1
malbsdoubters in SHAMBLES
>>1941996thought that was DSP on the side for a sec
You know what to do.
>>1941993>frogposter being a dumb retardwhat a surprise
>>1941994>>1942006I don't watch this tier 3 bong rofloevent nigga I don't care I just axed a question
>>1942006when are you retards gonna stop replying to this sad faggot?
>>1942010I'm not replying I'm reminding him he's a faggot
blatant rigging to have it run so late by blast - way past d0nkey's bedtime
m80 wins it all btw
>>1942008>I don't know what we're talking about, I'm just being retardedagain, what a fucking surprise
>>1942012you're giving him attention and a (You), you surely know that when attention whores stop getting attention they either stop or go somewhere else on the internethe's been spamming this thread for god knows how long already with the most npc gimmick i've ever seen on this site because there's always some retard to answer his worthless posts
ok fr why is we banning overpasskino?
>>1942022>him>heI don't disagree with your post, but you just described every single frogposer
its 2025 and people still get revved by frog pictures?
at least it won't be another 0-3 mouz vitality final
Thank GOD kyousuke went to play with the real GOAT RIFLER btfoing vitality and mouz already and not this 0.56 BOT losing 1-13 to 2025 G2 >j-just one more star and I can fluke another major against fattigangood riddance
>>1942031Its a gamble map pick because the map is new and nobody knows how the other team plays on it.
>>1942038reddit mentality
>>1942034r/magog is a strange place...
>>1942041you have a retard mentality
>>1942047u lost pidor
>>1942034Disliking frog pictures is the litmus test to know if the person came from discord, reddit. Disregard and post more frogs.
>>1942051look at my goat malbs :)
>>1942041>stratting map picks is reddit mentalitycoming from an anon who wasn't even even here when reddit was different from 4clamyou don't need to lurk more, you just need to kill yourself
>>1942057uh oh redditor is having a meltie
>>1942058>>1942062based
look how tough this midget acts when he is with his gf lmao.meanwhile kyousuke already learned from the real goat rifler to never rage at your teammateshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzRWDDchXDA
>>1942033yeah but the specific one im talking about in this thread is clearly a single poster
>gets gf>only duo's with her >pretty much halves his pugs per dayyea, he's fucking washed and its over, he's just another mediocre aimstar like the rest of them
>>1942067>watch this 14 minutes video to understand my low effort post
Russian reactions to Spirit vs G2:>high fever, runny nose, throat pain, 100 ping, radar, decided to have a break, event not in a priority, tired of domination, zont1x is leaving, tilted, no hally, past bedtime>I like zweih, doesn't matter if they're losing or winning, he's always comfortable. Comfortably sucking dick while bottom-fragging with a dick in his ass, might as well have left the granny in the roster>no navi = no win. hally GOAT team manager, thank you, all team is just in permanent tilt waiting for a disband>at least it's not 13-1, thank you zont1x and sorry for this embarrassment>is this actually matchfixing? making money while everyone is asleep? i'll contact esic for an investigation...>heavygod wiped spirit like I wipe cum off my dick>it's clear casters don't follow ru cs after they started glazing sh1ro, everyone who knows cs also knew he's gonna suck cocks after that lifegame>zywoo is playing like complete trash, so chopper felt bad and decided to fail several tournaments to keep the race close, respect to the goat IGL>navi ewc last place, spirit ewc last place. navi get grouped, spirit get grouped. ukraine and russia, brother nations>should've sent zont off after ewc, but seems like tn1r felt something fishy, seems he was right.>AN OFFICIAL LIST OF "WHY SPIRIT LOST" FROM OVERDRIVE:>1. didn't get enough sleep>2. cs2 is bad>3. trash server>4. tired>5. didn't eat>6. too many tournaments>7. got sick>8. AC was set too low, so everyone got chills>9. tournament not a priority>10. what's the point of coming to the tournament when it's a dead team, nobody cared, just a waste of time>11. wrong mid-round analysis and bad decisions based on that>12. not enough tier-1 experience for zweih>13. not enough time spent solving problems>14. bad performance from certain players>15. played on speakers, couldn't hear footsteps>16. couldn't adapt to the unorthodox gameplay of the opponent>17. input lag>18. online cs doesn't count
>>1942082>>18. online cs doesn't countbased and true
>>1942082>might as well have left the granny in the roster
>>1942082#2, #14, #18 are all true thoughever
>>1942082)))
I once again ask you to rebuild this around donk and shiro.Also chopper needs to go. He's too problematic at this point.
>>1942107realest nigga in the scene
>>1942105>Boombl4Overrated, washed, and can't call his way out of tier2>JameUnfitting system>electroNic...>restTier-2donk hit the same bottleneck zywoo once had with the local scene not being able to sustain him with talent, so international roster is the way to goJust imagine the ripples that would this lineup create:>donk>zywoo>ropz>mezii>apexInstant era + top 3 on permanent lockdown
>>1942113flamez is good nigga fuck you
>>1942116he's good, but come on maneven flamez himself said that he's willing to get nawwk'd as long as it's donk
>>1942113You don't need igls. It's a meme and chopper isn't a good one either. He's been dealing with personal stuff as well so he's weighing them down even more than usual
>>1942116donk could come to Vitality instead of apex and take his positions and have mezii igl. it could cause some problems but it the fragging plus would be massive.
donk in a FaZe jersey would go hard.
>>1942128>karrigan>rain>zywoo>donk>s1mplewho says no
>>1942134era
>>1942134Dude tried to sneak in ZywOo. ZywOo is not a FaZe player.
>>1942134nigga really gonna try to force the shitty faze uncs
Donk to BC.GAME
Welcome to BC.Game donk, snax, electronic and EliGE.
donk come na
>>1942005
>>1942134>>karrigan>>s1mple>who says nokarrigan, apparently
>>1942154how long would he last?
>>1942186donk wouldn't last one fragadelphia
>>1942188
https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-18ba9cdb-9193-4cf1-86af-ebfdc07e1a24HUGE steel+ska match tomorrow
>quarterfinals >there's only two of them
>>1941754kek that wasn't me tranny
>>1941889You're a fucking imbecile. Coaches might not have impact in game but they're crucial for demo reviewing and anti-stratting.
Glad that G2 won against sp0r0t but this just delays the inevitable, dogpayus sharting the bed when needed most.
IGLs are done. The sole job of an "IGL" is to ensure the team wins. If the team loses AND the IGL is bottom fragging/has low impact (Karrigan, Chopper etc) then they serve absolutely no purpose and should be replaced ASAP.
it's up
>>1942382hate this dogshit format so much you wouldn't believe
kek f0ze were this close to greatness but the spirit (the soul, not the team) of choke clan never left
>>1942382mau5g2videityfuriavideityeasy for viGODEITY
>>1942384semifinal byes are ass, byes with 0 preceding games on lan are even worsethese broke ass danes ain't shit
>>1942390>mau5didn't read a single line furtherm80's runnin through this joke of a tournament
>>1942404ngl that would be kino
>>1942404Would make it funny if Liquid had planned a last minute conversion back to NA and still don't qualify to the major.
>>1942382hope the professor wins
>>1942462no clue how the peeRS system works but I feel like as a company you'd have a finacial duty to do that if you could. hell, throw nitro in for poohy if you can get him cheap. can't get any worse than losing to vp academy
>>1942382So Vit x G2 or FURIA, right?
Conceptualize the followingYou wake up blindfolded in what seems to be a bed. You try to move, but each of your limbs is tied to a corner of the bed. You start to wonder how you ended up in this situation, but the train of thought ends abruptly as your ears capture what seems to be the sound of cushions and pillows brushing against bare skin.You feel your life is in danger and are about to scream for help, but a hand covers your mouth while two feminine voices shush in both your ears, their warm breath caressing your skin. You stay quiet and tell yourself it's better to follow whatever orders they give you than to fight against whoever did this.Suddenly, the blindfold is lifted. In the dimly lit room, the first thing you see is Sjokz peeking over her shoulder at you as she positions herself to sit on your bare crotch. Then, two hands move your head to look at your sides. On your right, Freya is lying mere inches from you, looking at you intensely. You are then moved to look to your left, where Doro is also lying mere inches away, gazing at you with intense desire.The two hands now move your head to look upward, where you find their owner: Dona is smiling down at you as she motions her gigantic breasts toward your face.Now that you have seen every participant in this surreal scenario, they all act at once. Sjokz sits on your flaccid manhood and rubs her buttocks against it; Dona presses her breasts against your face while giggling; Doro licks your left ear while playing with your left nipple; and Freya licks your right ear while playing with your right nipple.
>>1942533faze can beat g2 and furiag2 can beat fazefuria can beat faze and WILL beat g2so either furia or faze x vita
>>1942534who tf is doro??
>Play with low elo friends>On T-side they're the most scared, passive players imaginable>I will literally have cleared site, called out that I got both players, and be setting up for post plant when I realize they're still huddled together walking up main >Come post plant or CT-side and they suddenly want to take every single 1v1 they can and will hold W right into the enemy teamI don't get it.
>faze vitality finalreally hope they ban inferno this time
was it really worth it?
>>1942382This shit is only for 150k anyways. For some reason it felt like there was more at stake in this tournament.
>>1942695no, bring back magixxNOW
>>1942670m80 g2 grand finals actually
>>1942191ayo kino is on the bracket
>>1942695with magixx they'd be performing pretty much the same.they just need to get tnir in this team asap.
>overdrive actually pulled the "low priority tournament, we didn't get london visas" excusespirit is the most pathetic org in top 5, if not top 10 atm lol
>>1942928What does overdrive's bullshit have to do with spirit? Is he their spokesperson?
>>1942966yes
>>1942967They need to fire that idiot, if true. But I'm assuming he's a nepohire or a shareholder.
>>1942967He's not. He's a talent scout with delusional fanboy takes.
>>1942979cope nigga
>>1942980>if you point out that I'm making shit up, you're coping
>>1942966no he's a scout for them
>>1942979>is on their payroll>held the major trophy in shanghai>travels with playersnot spokesperson, but still a part of spirit org as a whole, and a very vocal one at that
>spirit lostwhat the FUCK bros???
>>1943033hunter masterclass
>>1943034niko sisters.......
>>1943033chopper and zweih masterclass
>2025>igl still the #1 fraud role
>>1943039>no kills>"it's not their job">no strats>"other players underperformed"smhmyhead
>>1943011>held the major trophy in shanghaiThat was worse than the Turkish meme guy at the WC in Qatar
where's all the palestinian pro players
>>1943050learning smoke line ups IRL
>>1943050This gotta be a dude.
>>1943050Osama "0SAMAS" Orabi (born April 10, 2002) is a Palestinian professional Counter-Strike 2 player
>>19430564800 edpi GOAT, that's a neurosurgeon level of mouse control to play high level CS
>>1943066You conserve more energy that way. Higher DPI means you don't need to move your arm as much.
Is M9 Bayonet macaco-coded or white man's knife?
>zweih that he's playing with teeth pain and has only 300 FPSas I said, Spirit is the most pathetic org in top10 right now
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
>>1943105>>1942928Why are you niggas making shit up and not even posting links?
>>1943105>it's realholy shit hahahaha this guy is pathetic
>>1943109https://t.me/newcsgo/77843https://t.me/newcsgo/77851
>>1943108based skinGODS
zywoobros...
>>1943116Peak performance. Skill is stored in fat.
>>1943116How is it possible to be so fat and still have so thin arms?
>>1943112well that's pathetic
>>1943124I'm the same kekjust shows that I can be the next Zywoo
>>1943116DIS YA GOAT???
>>1943135at least he's not an alcoholic/junkie
>>1943113turks are animals if were being real
>>1942082>navi ewc last place, spirit ewc last place. navi get grouped, spirit get grouped. ukraine and russia, brother nations
>>1943161Sorry but being a fatass is like 10 times worse than being a drug junkie, addict, sissy slave, phaggot, liberal and cuck
>>1943176lol no
>>1943179I would much rather be a mid but passable tranny than even a little bit fat
>>1943183i fear you have agp
>>1943185???
>>1943183>I would much rather be a trannyThe absolute state of the 'gog...
why do i feel that last serious event was cologne and next is major?
>>1943208because you're a secondary
>>1943208cuz it is
>>1943116when was this? why is he undressing there of all places
>>1943258a chad does whatever he wants wherever he wants
https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
guys, magixx didn't stream for 2 weeks after doing 16-20 hour sessions every day, now this, coincidence? I think not
>>1943315>every picture of magixx ever, the other people lean towards himsigma vibes
>>1943315AVRA
>>1943315>be Niko>chillin in your jacuzzi after a hard day of switching resolution and sensitivity>your golden phone rings, it's MBS>"Hey Niko, we got you another young superstar, a rifler from Spirit!">oh shit, another twink Russian superstar?>shit's cash, can't wait to play with donk>next day you see this
>>1943315Magixx and Kyousuke linked up! Need it or keep it?
>>1943315dis kayoscuke nigga be looking zetsy with that gay ass pose and shirt
-paypal +smooya ?
>>1943208It's like Vitality, Mouz and Spirit forgot to play CS at the same time, it's weirdI think Vitality still takes this tourney and recovers form, they're still heavy favorites against anyone in a bo5, and Mouz look like they peaked with beating them at Cologne, they just look worse and worse.
>>1943345donk it
>>1943039>>1943047>only position that can't be quantified with stats>7 fraud igls in the top 10>only 2 of those teams have a stats darling that's fradulentstatsbros vindicated once again
>>1943116disgusting subhuman piece of shit>>1943258it's pretty common
>kick cheater>he rejoinswhats the purpose of a votekick??
>>1943403maybe but they seem a little too autistic as a team for himhe'd fit better in an m80 type team
>>1943661>for himBuddy, Smooya IS an autist. He'd fit right in. Too bad he lacks the work ethic but anything is better than paypal atp.
>>1943918not the same kindmalbs, saw, heavygod all seem like rigid soldiers, and hunter seems like he wants what he says to go. I think smooya could keep up with t1 grind, it's interpersonal stuff that's the problem
>>1943918smooya is the loud autist who screams and throws chairs and doesn't shower, not the reserved and scared autist
/ourguy/ is losing his mind over random turks https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3055219/spunj-exposed#r67462510
>>1944130Why are they so insecure?
>>1944130Spunj should disrespect Turkey next time he's commentating
https://x.com/cxzidanny/status/1962962184964567118Apologize
>>1944136https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/257552283850653696
>>1944130look at his post history he is mad seethin
>>1944130https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3055219/spunj-exposed#r67462517KWAB!
https://www.hltv.org/news/42589/xyp9x-interview-evolving-at-mouz-working-with-sycrone-and-showing-its-okay-to-be-nervousWhen the GOAT speaks, I listen.
>>1944184kek
>>1944184why is that nigga so sensitive? i thought australians were good at banter
>>1944228KWAB. a turk screaming about fucking your mother is like a dog eating its own shit, how could you even acknowledge that out of all things?
>>1944228why are turkish people always so fucking angry all the time
>>1944287Wouldn't you be if you lived in Turkey?
HUGE steel and ska game2-0 (tech paused for matchmedic)
Parivision claims that Valve ignored their win in rankings which would have put them in 25th and get them into PGL's next tournamentguess who's 25th? fucking Flyquest
>>1944302I don't see the issue here as the result being the same day would likely never be included.
>>1944307would you really rather see Flyquest go 0-2 again than Jame and friends actually do something
>>1944302FlyCHADS flopping their gigantic dicks around yet again
>>1944309Yeah.
>>1944309jame is a matchfixer
>>1944309>jame>do somethinglmao
>>1944313they've been stuck in online hell and this would have been one of the first times they could play a t1 on lan
>>1944314Too bad, because FlyKINGS shut that shit down
>>1944302yeah this is fucked, they would get an invite to the upcoming pgl event if not for this, everything that happens on the day of cutoff should be included and hltv managed to get it right
>>1944309jame should earn a spot if he wants to attend the majorfq have nothing to do with eu rankings
>>1944314>stuck in online hell hard to shed a single tear for a known matchfixing team
>>1944320So you would have to wait for every match to end in every time zone? What about when matches start to overlap with other matches.
>>1944324here's a solution: Valve actually setting an agreed upon time cutoff for rankings instead of just "whenever we feel like it on monday morning" so tournaments know to finish up before then
>>1944326What happens if the tournament runs over?
>>1944332that's the fucking point you moron, a tournament would know to finish well before a certain time like midnight CEST monday instead of just a random time on monday
>>1944302>>1944309>>1944320Bucharest wouldn't have Flyquest anyway if you look at the page.
>>1944341And my point was what if it doesn't?
>>1944309Plenty of opportunities thrown away to matchfix. Don't care.
>flychads seethe stay mad thirdies
>>1944349>frogposter is retarded and doesn't know English
>>1944349Bless you, frogchad
>>1944354>samefagging
>>1944347then you can blame the to for being incompetent, this is genuinely as retarded as when gamerlegion got scammed out of several invites that ended up with them missing the major
>>1944356If I was, the FUCK you gonna do it about it bitch boy?
>>1944343>IEM Chengdu starts as PGL ends (meaning teams like Vitality, Spirit, Mongols, Falcons who make the finals will FF first match PGL if they play both and lose points)>teams who are playing both IEM and CAC both in China (Pain, Heroic, 3DMax, Faze, VP)>some teams prioritize IEM and avoid PGL to not piss off ESL and their soft partnershiphaving 8 teams decline PGL especially so close to the major isn't out of the realm of possibility
>nades learned>positions memorized>preaims internalized Now if only my shitter ass can actually improve my aim, especially with AK
>>1944357Don't see why it's relevant anyway when 25th is only possibly maybe if you're super duper lucky getting an invite.
>>1944368aimtrainers and refrag
>>1944373its important when iem china and pgl's dates are basically touching together ass to ass
>>1944377Looking at the HLTV version, they're still 26th with Flyquest 23rd. So they would be invited over Paravision anyway.
Liquidbros...
>>1944380they invite off valve's list, hltv's includes stuff that already counts past september 1sthttps://www.hltv.org/news/42586/valve-release-september-ranking-update
>>1944381they actually don't have enough events invited to have enough guaranteed games to change to NA anymore kekthey'd have to get frag slot with one of the cashcup invite slots or something
>>1944383Yes and they used the HLTV version as their argument for being higher which the guy here >>1944302 said was Flyquest being 25th when they are 23rd according to it.
>>1944381even #22 if rankfrauding for shitquid poohy calls for the 3rd best team in pooland
>>1944381>99.99%So under what kind of circumstances would a team like Vitality fail to qualify for the major?
>>1944432acts of god (struck by lightning, plane crash)
>>1944381is this real? where is mongolz?
>>1944439Based retard.
>>1944436I'm kinda surprised nothing plane related has happened, you read about more and more occurrences for every year that passes and these players fly like 20x more frequently than a normal person
>>1944447Flying is super safe.
>>1944432probably 1 out of 500.000 case where vitality go on the biggest losing streak in history while everyone below them go on a 50 game winstreak
>>1944381Gentlemates SURGE
>>1944381nemiggas...
>>1944381>SAWhaven't seen their mugs in a while, on what basis are they placed so high up?
>>1944781mostly from fissure 1
