BIG DADDY JAGEX EditionDead cope thread for dead cope game /vg/rsg/ refugees so they can stop spamming /vg/osg/>Recent updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Future updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Upcoming_updates>I've been inactive since the First Age, what did I miss?https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_playersHahaha!Tee Hee Hee!Guffaw!
previous thread >>1888973Commonly asked Questions.How do I get to Varrock?A. Go north. Then turn west. Then south. And finally east.What is copy pasta?Something which annoys noobs.Who is BIG DADDY JAGEX?He's a big guy.
I want to have sex with Dang
>>1962197runescape boobies
>>1962264So does everyone. You have to wait your turn.
>>1962320Damned straight. That's what we like to hear. On topic posts discussing the only thing that really matters in Runescape.
I do hope we get more OSRS tourists during the leagues. The screams of people who can't understand something as basic as an action bar will be music to my ears.
>>1962418Yes, and the screams of people who haven't yet met BIG DADDY JAGEX.
I know I'll have a day or two at least before getting to the combat tier but as a noob to rs3 should I go necro? It seems like everything I can find talking about them are necro if new and melee otherwise. Is it also true that the prayer t7 is kind of a noob trap since you're probably dying to mechanics so I should go the funny book?
>>1962824I think necro would be pretty boring this league, no fun buffs or loot variety but I'm biased cause I'm just a relatively new player that's just been playing with necro
>>1962824Necro is definitely best for new players. Prayer relic is also good for new necro players- spec relic is bad for necro as it only has 1 spec you need to worry about so the only competition is the book relic, which is best for magic. prayer relic will massively help with survivability
I'm a new player but I want to use leagues as an excuse to throw myself at more endgame content to see what it's like since I am taking it slow and casual like on my main.I have not tried playing without revo++ on, but I have enough braincells to read a guide, and I think necromancy looks absolutely sauceless. Is there any reason not to go melee?
Let's have a go at it.since Leagues are up.>>>/vg/539238939>>>/vg/539238939>>>/vg/539238939
>>1963424necro is just really accessible and incredibly easy to play thats itif you like melee go do that
Time for the daily noob joke!A little noob is busy playing Runescape when he is interrupted by his grandfather.The grandfather got 5 years and the noob is still receiving counseling.
>original 2006 fossil island/anachronia design doc had tiktaalikwe were so close to greatness
>>1967450sauce?
Daily Noob Joke time!What do you call a noob in Runescape?A STUPID FUCKING NOOB!( moar laffs coming tomorrow )
>>1967631On the map in the released design doc>Acanthostega / Tiktaalic >Fish with legsYou can read the rest of it on the wiki, it has some pretty interesting stuffhttps://runescape.wiki/w/Fossil_Island_(design_document)
>BIG DADDY JAGEX EditionI dont get it. Who is this big daddy jagex and why is he so important?>He's a big guy.Well duh! That seems obvious. But exactly what makes him big? Every player in RS is the same height, the same build. Its not like there are short or tall players, there's no skinny or fat players. So whats the deal about being "big" and being a "daddy". Does he have a family or something or maybe he's like some sort of Mafia boss?
I miss DarkScape :'(
I was thinking about coming back after 5 years and I saw they added a bunch of 110 skills and 120 mining/smithing. What's up with pvm after Telos now? Are there more mandatory prayers and shit to grind/buy again? thx
I was thinking abut coming back after 5 years now my anus has healed up a bit. Is Bid Daddy Jagex still as big as he was? Is axle grease now freely available?
>do leagues>do the Laniakea cutscene again>remember how much I want to rail hersuch is life
osrsbros why dont we have a coom slayer master
>>1969106bro konar is right there??
>>1969106>>1969116Nieve x Laniakeanothing brings the internet together quite like porn
>>1969126>Nieve x LaniakeaOnly if they are both dickgirlsAnd only if they feature alongside big daddy jagex
Its must be time for the daily Noob joke!One day a Noob was walking around Varrock when he tripped and fell into a large pile of sticky stinking shit. "Oh Damn!" said the pile of sticky stinking shit. "Now I am all covered in shit!"Haha! So many laffs! Moar laffs coming tomorrow!
>>1968825darkscape was just proof that this sort of thing would never work, or be popular with more than an ever-dwindling playerbase
