>What is this?Korean anime-styled battle royale with moba controls/skills. Currently 8 squads of 3 for a total of 24 players per game but they may bring back solos and duos in the future. Game has been in early access for a few years and version 1.0 has officially launched on July 20th, 2023. Ranked season 8 started July 2025.>Steam Linkhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1049590/Eternal_Return/>Newshttps://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news>Eternal Return 1.0 Animation Intro (Full Ver.)[YouTube] Eternal Return - Official Animation Trailer (embed)>Dr. Nadja's Beginner Guide[YouTube] Dr. Nadja's Beginner Guide - Eternal Return 1.0 (embed)>Match History, Character Lookups, etc.https://dak.gg/erhttps://er.op.gg/https://aya.gg/>Interactive Maphttps://erbsmap.com/en>Items/Tac Skills/Augmentshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ic5jNlJ1-mXmchfRrws2UZMto1bQI_6ToqsvejFvEjE>Lorehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1McyWxKYdtUD3rC8zsLMfFOvbHI6jC_1okGU_6kKJVh8/htmlview>Assetshttps://playeternalreturn.com/fankit>Eventshttps://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news?categoryPath=event>Codeshttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=bser&no=9039966&page=1>/erbs/ friendshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uI9BFNFkW4qm_t9cUDe88heLs7smSydSCs55NZIn-Ww>Previous>>1923703
>>1968682>Eternal Return Season 8 Previewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VeGTayz4sw>Season 8 Splash Preview - Eternal Returnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmOa6dsANJc>[New Character] Henry - Eternal Returnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRO49VAIKLw
shit game
>>1968682>Clanker Magnusyea, no
>>1968255I've played the ugliest fucking moba (Dota 2) for a decade. Every moba looks kawaii uguu to me.
>>1968964As someone who played Dota since the Kunkka/Windrunner patch back in WC3 Dota, hard same. Every not-Dota game is way too uguu kawaii.
>>1968964as someone who played HoN for seven years, I appreciate the uwu kawaii aesthetic
Clowny ass meta for a joke game
>>1969455Wtf is the plan for highway? No hard CC combo oneshot, nothing to gain an advantage when hart's ult ends.More like highway to 8th
>>1969455This is what happens when you refuse to playtest anything.They'll just apologize, say they'll do better next time and then not actually do better
>>1969674Kind of insane how they don't play tournament games on a stable version. Your competitive scene is a joke if a major patch can drastically change the meta during a series.
>>1969696what do you mean, 8 teams of 3 oneshot carries where any fight ends in about half a second and no one could tell what happened is a great viewing experience, almost as good as 8 teams of mai katja haze
>>1969489it's not like it matters when fights are decided by who hits first and the actual outcome of the match is entirely random
>>1969696arent they played on the previous patches though? from what i heard
FACT: Sua has gotten FOUR tellings-off in the past two weeks for offering "happy boobs" to test subjects (male or female) who seem down, tired or otherwise upset by their growing sentence on Lumia Island. She says she won't do it again, but goes and does so anyway! For her it's just a way to make people feel better!
>>1970421>Night 6 with 0 killsYeah no, that was definitely a retarded comp. Maybe all 3 of them forgot that guitar skill lost charm a while ago.
>>1970445didn't seem like having 10.0 / 8.0 did ROX any good...ER as an esport SHOULD be better when there's no obvious favorite to win, like LoL where the same teams win worlds every year, except it's so clumsy and volatile here that the winner is actually and genuinely an 8-sided diceroll and therefore just feels like trying to play competitive mario party
>Which hole is the best?
Adogna sex and marriage
>>1970431This post ALWAYS comes to mind whenever Sua gets posted.Generational post.
https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturn_jpdrops
>>1970811>Sissela wonNeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tGonhBIVQ
>>1968682Sexsela
>be me, meteorite>get queue'd with a literal gold and plat>check other team>immortal + mithril>the only other option is 150ms kr servers with constant 1k spikesbros...go on without me...
What went wrong?
>>1971646Lied about her age
>>1969455At least Hart ult is no longer Naga ult. If anyone wants to see a real joke go watch this year's TI.
>>1971646>Male cadet skin>balancing this season was ass>matchmaking this season was ass>Eva keeps lying about her age
>>1971669>Eva keeps lying about her ageprove it then
>>1971670No proofs but no doubts, your honor.
>>1970457Honestly, this just feels like the sign of a healthy scene. What is the alternative? No Flame winning ERCS in 4 games? That shit was embarrassing. Also, Mole Divers won back-to-back, and if you include ERCC that's 3 in a row for them. I'd say at this point it just comes down to who understands the game the best on a macro level at this point and Kyroshoot just happens to be a fucking genius.
>>1971661group stage was fun at least. everything else was a snoozefest......
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3030>Shoichi has been underperforming>Nerfs his main skill W for minor buffs on passive and RNN balance team does not play their own game. Or they are intentionally trolling.Meanwhile Hart and Justyna gets 2 or 3 defense nerfs because like that matters loooool.
>>1971646No Eva Wife to produce dozens of VF children
>>1971646No dailin in a micro cowkini thigh highs and sleeve gloves
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3027?hl=ko-KR
Chiara Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1972596>walk down the aisle with Chiara>say your vows with Chiara>say "I do" to Chiara>kiss Chiara>take Chiara home as your lawful wedded wife>take care of all of Chiara's needs and wishes>have and lovingly raise at least four children with Chiara>live out a long, happy marriage with ChiaraTotal Chiara Love
>>1972605The dream
>>1972596>>1972614Any more by this person? I know they're both AI-gen but still
>>1972716It's not AIhttps://x.com/its2h35m
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI will resolve korea birthrate with hyejin alone
>>1972788This Hyejin pokes holes in condoms
>>1972872what condom?
>>1972872>condomsWhat a fucking faggot
https://x.com/OKchuni/status/1969638185186836595/photo/1
Up for sale
>>1972872H-hot
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3040
>>1971646>>1972582NN still owes me micro bikini and reverse bunny suit Sissela skins
>>1974108Uoooh erotic
>>1968682Eternal Recurrence.
Eternally cumming inside garnet to shortfuse her yandere brain
>>1974246This but inside Hyejin, Tia and Sua instead
Place your bets on the next Cadet skin. I'm thinking Estelle or Nadine. I wish it was Xiukai but I'm pretty sure he'll never get one.
>>1974937Cadet skins I want:Xiukai, Fiora, Chloe, SisselaCadet skins we'll get:DeMa, Hisui, Charlotte, Leni
cadet rio, that's it.
>>1974937I'm thinking the next one's a double cadet release and it'll be fat fuck and Rio
>>1974978Eleven?
>>1974937>>1974962im pretty sure only Black Survival characters get cadet skins>inb4 Felixok nigger, Felix was still in BS anyway, you should be surprised Rio the Jap archer still dont have one
>>1975369Given it's NN we're talking about, I wouldn't be surprised if they start doing whatever to keep the ship from sinking
>>1974937>Place your bets on the next Cadet skin.Some dpshitter, probably Rio or Barbara.
>>1975342Xiukai, as Eleven is actually popular (and a girl)
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3043
>>1975638what did they fuck up this time
>>1975644
>>1975535Eleven is still a fat fuck girl or not
>>1975696no she's MY slim fuck of a wife that can never gain weight despite golfing down 100 burgers in one evening.
>>1975701Imagine if she was chubby
>>1975644It's less about them fucking up and more that they're admitting that the game is entirely directionless and they have no idea how to move forward anymore after their own stupidity shattered their self-confidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4EH7jteRP8
>>1975914hey look the whoever it is did the thing and then someone else did the something else and then that happened then it ended and i think they won but i'm not sure
>>1975644read
>>1976807nyo
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3045
>>1978419ogey free 1k gem
I need to have sex with Garnet so badly
Bros! Tia approves of my dick!
>>1978612where is this from?
>>1978614I loaded into a lobby, and it gave me this random fun fact. Idk if it's a new thing or what, but I've never noticed it before.
>>1978615>>1978614You can click on lumi in the pregame lobby and it will tell you a random tip or a piece of character trivia
>>1978614Spamming lumi gives you trivia iirc
>>1978419for a moment I thought I was in /bag/
>>1978878stop pretending being retarded
>>1978612>Bros! Tia approves of my dick!
>>1979720kek
Why's the music in this game so ass?Summertime feels like the first proper song we've gotten.
>>1979879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kYSzw2Stlk>he lacks the critical information
>>1979884that does not disprove his original postthen again you'd need to be mentally ill to pay attention to the music in this game in the first placejust mute BGM and play your own song list is what i'm pretty sure 99% of the playerbase does
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3049new chapter
>>1980069i'm sure there's meant to be some kind of joke here but instead it seems it was just easier to make people horny for the sweaty operator lady.
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3050?hl=ko-KR
>>1980069I dont get it. . .
>>1980479don't worry about it
>>1980482>disgusting cowtitsNah
>>1980069So why did Aiden and Haze get to run the coffee shop anyway?
>>1980491Because Aiden is a hobo that needs money.Haze needs a new alibi whenever she (or her org) deals with a new target.
>>1980491Sissela bakes the bread and Sua used to run the coffee until her skin was affected by the korean small pp drama even though +90% of the fucking planet didn't give a shit
>>1980479steamy, sweaty sex with the operator as an illicit part of your "end of season review" that's all you need to know
>>1980615>E-Emma...>Mm, yes, Chiara...?>Your...your mouth it's...>Too close to yours? That's the point, silly! Just a little peck, come on!>No...no that's not the point it's that your mouth it's...uhh...moved to the side of your face again?>Hnnmm...? Ohh, again! Haha, that's just a magic trick of mine!
>>1980661what a fucking faggot
HOLD THE LINE
>>1980720leave my agpt poster alone
>>1980794i'm not a troon i just like being deliberately weird for no real reason while also subtly voicing my dislike of anime sidemouth
>>1980768LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME OH OH OH~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMJq7BNVojo
>>1980904The random Piolo stealing Darko's food made it for me
fuck that twao guy
queue nyorms>1/24 on a friday nightholy shit this game is d e a d
>>1981003He didn't even show up to the games today baka
>>1980069The joke is that Abigail is a turbolesbian and Nadja fears for her life.
>>1981214I thought the joke was that once again, the Koreans can't stop bullying Adina every chance they get.
Adina SEXO for the purpose of procreation
>>1981214The solution for such mental illiness it's quite simple >>1969341 though.
people make tier lists like this and wonder why no one wants to play this game tierlist by ssw
>>1982049forgot pic
why do copERs latch so hard onto >LISTEN TO THE PLAYERS!when if NN does exactly that, they would get a completely different answer from every single player and be in a worse position than when they started?
>>1982071who is this dumb bitch
>>1982056>Played with enough names on this list to know the "top tiers" are mostly egotistical divas
>>1982056I don't care for those niggers
general is so dead that you have to bait people with discord shit
the new season is coming more or less in 3 weeks
>>1980847>my dislike for anime sidemouthAre you the retard spamming in P&S threads all the time jesus christ
>>1982056Is this just going down the top 100, or is it whoever he remembered?
>>1982049>schizo who used to impersonate people time ago
>>1982665P&S?
Who is trying to play 1-2 nyorms games RIGHT NYOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pQvhly5Lew
>>1983264Nice, about fucking time
>>1981409Sisselasex
>>1983264hey look it's niah, the character that the ER playerbase unanimously agreed to needing a rework and NN aren't listeningy'know it waslike4.2% of the people they askedpretty sizable amountthe other 95.8% gave completely different answers
>>1982056I dont recognize a single one of these, literally who?
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3051
>>1983264Muh dick, if i get that skin i'll play a few games for sure. Also, when is that loser jenny skin coming out.
LY ANH LOVE!
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3055patch notes
>>1986411Sex
>>1986439https://play.sooplive.co.kr/afertv/287949610its up
>Ferir>CoralineThey look like shit
https://x.com/EternalReturnKR/status/1972995101556457731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClNWAY6rHiYPlease let the garnet skin be in the pass
>>1986711God that looks like shit
>>1986411She got epic skin >>1986711 right now
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3060
>>1986711>Ugly muted color palette that doesn't fit the theme>Kenneth & Garnet couple skins that only shipfags and cucks will enjoyYeah. Ly Anh skin is nice, but this game is about to fall off a cliff next season.
>>1986711>>1986719IT LOOKS SO COOL YES YES YES I WAS HOPING IT MIGHT COME THIS SEASON! Ahhh, I'm so excited now...
>>1986711>>1986839Wait Garnet has one too? Both of my mains got one?? I take a break for one month and they pander to me instantly, wow.
>>1986807>shipfags and cucksThis is not genchink chinkpact for self-insert retards though
>>1986711I hope the Garnet skin is the Big Bucks battlepass and Ly Ahn is the Lv80 reward. I don't really care about Garnet but that Ly Ahn skin is peak sexo.
>>1986711So it seems that season passes are either coomslop, or uninteresting themes that don't do anything new or differentBut I suppose it makes sense when NN can only copy, not create.
>>1986999Not trying to argue here but which theme would you have gone with this battlepass?
Matsuri theme is about celebrate the new year and we're close to 2026 though
>>1987107it's a safe if not somewhat boring themeI have no problem with itanon might have testical torsion or something
https://event.playeternalreturn.com/S9/MatsuriTeasing_RoadMap
>>1987123Given how dead the general is, it’s pretty clear it’s just one unemployed guy sitting there refreshing 24/7 to trash the game because he can’t move on.
>Reworked Test Taker Hyejin
>Post dual cultivation Xuelin
>>1987131I'm gonna cum on those glasses
>garnet epic skini will now redownload your ga->paypig skingrim
>>1987143Pay up, bro
>>1987142Lewd
>>1987145i mean i can spare some shekels but do people even play the game anymore (euro server)
>>1987148this skin is better than the old test takershe actually looks like a student taking tests
>>1987149It gets some games going here and there, or you could play on NA (120~ping)
>>1986839>>1986841Yeah, she's the level 80 battle pass epic skin
>>1987087Personally I wanted one that's a>what if things fucked up regarding a test subject's VF and their negativity took over them, even if that's partially what the researchers were trying to tap into in the first place to make them stronger in the experiments>Echion who at this point is just a berserker that can't even attempt to work with others, no longer responsive to Dr. A's voice or command and simply does as he wants>Eva who has let the inner voices win and became the monster everyone painted her as, using her powers to hurt others as it hurts herself>Zahir who has lost his faith entirely and acts now as someone with nothing left to lose, knowing this was how it was always going to be>Chiara who has given up on God's redemption entirely and now seeks to just drag everyone down with her>Vanya has undergone mutation entirely in terms of her form, now more reminiscent of Mothra or a highly poisonous flying insect>Markus has become every-man-for-himself and has become ruthless, seeing those weaker than him as those simply to be cut down>Adriana has become increasingly obsessive regarding the memory of Lily and now stops at nothing to chase after the one last chance to bring her long-dead sister warmthetc.And just have them in ragged or mismatch bloodied clothing, damaged weaponry and an unhinged expressionBut that wouldn't sell.
>>1987170should've stuffed her in ao dai
>>1987172>Chiara who has given up on God's redemption entirely and now seeks to just drag everyone down with herI prefer kind angel epic Chiara skin with light effects instead of dark.
>>1987172>what if things fucked up regarding a test subject's VF and their negativity took over them, even if that's partially what the researchers were trying to tap into in the first place to make them stronger in the experimentsyou are a limbab don't try to hide ityou just want distorted erfucking limbab cucks
>>1987177Arbiter was supposed to be that, but they got lazy in ER and released it as a recolour when Arbiter in ISBS actually had completely different voicelines as a fanatical purifier rather than the usual fearful, self-pitying Chiara>>1987179the fuck is a limbab
>>1987145lol
>>1987207Total Garnet impregnation behind the bushes
>>1987207rape (forma invertida)
>Long hair and a dressNot my Adriana
>>1987182I'm guessing it's a pejorative for Limbus Company fans. Zoomers have so much gacha brainrot that they equate every genre to one gacha or another.>Waifu/husbando? It's just like Genshin!>Edgy? It's just like Limbus!
>>1987243Genshin was a mistake though, I remember that not all gachas games was about all the characters obsessed for you 24/7 by the mere fact of existing, in Black Survival and others you were only a silent spectator of the world, like watching a tv show. One of the few modern gachas close to the old genre is Arknights, but only at some degree.
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3057ER1KKAANNGGNEWS9MIRKAWELCOMES9MATSURInew codes
>>1987294Sexsella
>>1987294Breed
>>1987134this shit is so assfuck that legginggodfucking ruined
Wholesome handholding under the fireworks pass.>>1987149Norms started popping at around 4 pm today, slightly depressing but it is the end of the season, in a couple weeks it will get better again.
>>1987207stupid juicy petite thighs
>>1987403imagine the bite marks
>>1987170I can't believe I was just asking for an epic and now it's here. I hope the dance is nice. Gosh I'm so happy.
>>1987464I'm afraid it's extremely peak.
>>1987486handlebar horns fellatio
>>1987486Even her knife looks great, holy cow. And there's a Garnet skin too, what a time to be alive.
>>1986711Hmmmmmmm, maybe I’ll drop Deadlock for the first half of this season.
>>1986711>worlds 25 starts one day before season launchits over
>>1987556doesn't help that season start will be a broken mess anyway because NN don't test anything
Open the box for a surpriseWhat's it going to be
>>1987623>no armpit hairshit image
>>1987631>>>/cm/>>>/lgbt/>>>/y/Go be a faggot somewhere else
>Gaylord still here
>>1985115https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngameits up
>>1987735You're late, they started 40 minutes ago
>>1987623just what Yumin wanted
tsubame or rio?
>>1987768Nadine
>>1987770meh
>>1987768>tsubameyou niggers really dont understand what "only Black Survival characters get cadet skins"?
>>1987788never heard of it
>>1987788>only Black Survival characters get cadet skinsIs this a real rule? I'm still pretty new to the game so I never heard about that.
>>1987735ngl I'm excited for season 9
>>1987794I don't, they are forcing asia1 to do phone verification
>>1987796Tooooo bad. That's your region's problem for being too successful.
>>1987797it's a kr problemI am not koreanwhy am I being roped into this
>>1987791yescadet skins will be given only to black survival charactersElena and Felix, while released on ER first, were retroactively added to Black Survival so they also abide by the rules
>>1987801Time to return home to asia 3 bwo.. where the toxicity awaits
>>1987811fuckI don't wannaI gave up on asia3 cause I don't like playing on a fixed schedule, I want to have games whenever I want
>>1987814realpraying enough players leave asia 1 for 3 to get on that levelelse I might just bite the bullet of verification
>>1987791let's be honest if it was ER originals it'd just be haze charlotte katja and dema in a random order and everyone else would just seethe and cope
All right anons, what's it gonna be?
>>1987842ER x Horizon Walker, with Sua, Lenore and ofc Leni for the nonces
>>1987842The face of ER of courseBut not JackieDev log already talked about how Jackie is the most expensive skin to make since she has 4 weapon types
>>1987844So basically they just couldn't be fucking bothered
>>1987134HOLY SEXO MUST BREED
>>1987842Kpop demon hunters, fortnite is doing it so i expect nothing less
>>1987850I doubt there is an overlap of er players and kpop fans
>>1987855Its the "trending" thing now, just me being unoptimistic
>>1987857no I mean in krit's the weebs in kr that like er
>>1987842Blue Archive with Sissela in micro-bikini
>>1987842its going to be:blue archive with hag squad wuthering waves with xuelin as core to bait new cn playersshift up IPs with booba charas since sex sells bonus point for an included flattietrickcal with irem and friends for memesno i dont want projectmoon fags
>>1987845kek
>>1987865desu blue archive collab seems very likely given how the artist for their comics works for both BA and ER
>>1987863>Blue ArchiveBig double-edged sword there.
>>1987865ER actually has a pretty decent fanbase in both CN and JP.
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJPTv4iJ5q4
>>1988114collab soon
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3071
>>1988294I AM GOING FERAL ON THIS DUMB WOMAN AND GIVING HER TWO CHILDREN
>Retards dying with Niah new skin now
>>1987842>devs say its an IP that is not familiar in krcollab whores such as Guilty Gear, or the new collab skank on the block: Frierenif I had to bet money, Guilty Gearif I had to bet more money, it's going to be Aiden, YOOstina, and Alex. its not a coincidence that NN is updating Aiden's motion in the near future.
>>1988334Its gonna be the Slime anime collabRimuru skinAnd 2 titty skins
>>1987842bloons TD with monkey skins for shiochi katja and hisui so the elo terrorists look like monkeys they are when they inevitably throw the match
>>1987842binding of isaac
>>1988390kek
>>1984377I think older characters like Hyejin and Hyunwoo needs rework instead of Niah
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>1988390nice
>>1988614kinda mild,not gonna lie
>>1988651It's okay to be gay, bwoIt's not okay to share your dogshit opinions just like that, though
>>1988651Good morning, Cartman!
>>1988614what does this skin mean for the garnet ryona art economy
>>1988672If you have to ask, more comics where Garnet fails a 50/50 neutral read, gets autocombo'd for her entire healthbar and launched up offscreen entirely, falling away into the distance before disappearing in a distinct twinkle, at which point the announcer profoundly shouts>GAME!>THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...JANG HYUNWOO!and garnet just slowly claps in the background
>>1988760KEK/10
Perfect birthday hat placement
>>1988334>not familiar in krKorean mobile games love collabing with Guilty Gear though?
https://x.com/Dark_IVSB/status/1973525283790852588this should be in the game
>>1989047yes but that doesn't meat GG itself is familiar in krim fairly confident in saying that anything after street fighter and KOF, arcade combat games arent that big in kr
>>1989044Sisselasex too strong
Just watched the dev stream after not playing for months.What happened in season 8 that the devs consider it a blunder? What did I miss?
>>1989356>As we mentioned during our last season’s dev stream, we believed the Skill Haste system could raise the long-term ceiling of the game. And in fact, many players agreed on the necessity of its long-term introduction. But looking back now, aside from that single point of long-term need, everything else was a mistake.
>>1989356Skill haste was one of the biggest causes. Heres how it went down:>Devs decide to revamp cooldowns>Removes the hard cap of 30% allow you to stack cooldown reduction as you want to make builds 'more flexible'>Said they'd tack on cdr lines on more items so that building it would feel natural, not something you'd go out of your way for unless you really want to>Made upper values diminishing to reign possible cdr abusethe result?Actual release didnt have enough cdr lines on itemsdiminshing values kicking in meant that previous 30% cdr builds now ran around 18~24% depending on itemthe irony in chasing for that 30% cdr comfort meant that your builds became more rigid players got mad at devs because at its core the issue was a 'if you played your game you would've known' issue
EAGERLY awaiting Blair
>>1989521That's just Camilo
>>1989617But as a girl, so an improvement
>>1989644It's just cope unless her story be somewhat decent
>>1990284SEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_CO6Fjg_KU
The time to be an easily marketable plushie has passed...
>>1990597what a retard
>>1990600Total cloth-for-brain.
I need the new season to come already.I queued solos last night and I couldn't get a single fucking game to get going.
Cadet Skins if NN knew what's good.
>>1988334>Collab skin for erebus agents and their onaholeReally dissapointing
>>1991596Why is someone pouring yogurt all over her
>>1991729Aiden rewards her in ways peculiar to himself, but illicit indulgences to herself. Most Erebus agents are forbidden from openly having relationships due to potential fallout of operations unto innocents, but many know Justyna as basically an exclusive concubine to Aiden and turn a blind eye, even if she's not necessarily quiet about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlERHWCUZIU
https://x.com/ZenlessWorld/status/1973734248009134103here's your drunk chinklollmao
thinking about eternal return :)playing eternal return :(
>>1991983This but unironically
>>1991969I'm glad I never play Mihoyo trash lol
>>1991988me neither but I see nothing wrong with her designit just funny that's she's a chink and have name similar to our drunk chink
>>1991969Spot the 10 differences
>>1992000I spot 2 big differences
>>1992001Yeah, one makes big bucks and the other doesn't
>>1992001One is reshaping Asian gaming culture by dominating through soft power, while the other is just vtumorslop.
>>1992002>makes big bucks more like make some bucks for a while and gets ditched to another slop>>1992010>reshaping asian gaming culture>mihoyonah, it's just the mandatory chinawank period implanted in ALL the game
>>1992020>more like make some bucks for a while and gets ditched to another slopWhile that's true (and I'm not defending the slop with this), ZZZ makes a fuckton more money than ER, and this is not up to discussion, it's a fact.
>>1992020nah, it's just the mandatory chinawank period implanted in ALL the games, see honkai, star rail, genshin and now zenless or whatever is called*
>>1992023>While that's true (and I'm not defending the slop with this), ZZZ makes a fuckton more money than ER, and this is not up to discussion, it's a fact.Yeah, until the game start to lose sales like genshin and mihoyo release a brand new slop, like that pseudo pokemon game they announced recently
>>1992028I mean, that's the cycle of every gacha game there is. It's no different that most multiplayer games that heavily rely on microtransactions (like ER). If ER wants to survive, they have to keep pumping slop skins, sadly.
>>1991969>>1992000One is uninspired slop meant for viral marketing to a bunch of incel gooks who will all lust over her until she's no longer broken OP at the exact same moment the next girl comes along, with a derivative and cliche design, and the other is a ZZZ character.
>>1988334All this discussion about art styles made me check the roadmap. Aside from Coraline all the upcoming characters could easily fit into the Guilty Gear universe, and since the IP is known for collaborating with Korean games, we might really end up getting a Guilty Gear Alonso skin.
>>1992050>Guilty Gear AlonsoGod, Potemkin Alonso would make me laugh SO BAD.Do it, NN
>>1992020BREEDING SEXO WITH THIS HAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v9iUUoWTz8
>>1992851Even Cadet Isol gave me more reasons to play ranked than this nothingburger nigger.It's not like Nadine is doing me any favors either, but man, this season was a fucking disaster, from top to bottom.
>>1992885I think NN should improbe Cadet Nadine >>1987770 look
>>1992893She looks fine, I just don't play a lot of Nadine and it's far down in the list of characters I give priority to. It's baffling to me that neither Rio or Sissela have gotten cadet skins.
>>1992902>Sissela The last time she got something exclusive (epic skin from win the first contest and only available for a limited timed) it backfired for NN and they were forced to change the whole system of skins though
>>1992902Cadet Rio would be perfect
>>1992851The gold effects look really nice. Shame I don't play Felix.
LY ANH LOVE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K6nOKMW7VY>tfw this video did more to make me like xuelin than anything NN put out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgnpZn8hXnc
>>1994140I expected nothing and got really hooked to this video.Good shit.
https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngamedrops
>next collab is kpop demon hunters>predictably it's for haze, katja and charlottehmwyb?
>>1995262I'd rather Blue Archive with Sissela or anything but the kpopshit
>>1995268KPDH elicits a visceral disgust from myself regarding their grotesque, overexaggerated facial expressionsno idea how it got popular outside of mass astroturfing
>>1995262I would uninstall the game
>>1995668>Estelle mains when can't R away and have to fight against Markus, Magnus, Xuikai, Hyunwoo, Darko or any other tank/bruiser alone
>>1995679>Estelle mainsNot real
>>1995735there are bunch of them but they all have mental illnessmanta got ill so she only queue'd asia1 from eu, gave upthere are like 2 troons in na maining estelleor were, I have not seen them recentlybut it's the end of the season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Mrt0E5vJs
>>1995738>mantaseeing someone play for 12 hours every day over at least 2 regions and still consistently be the worst player in every lobby they were in was genuinely incredible
>>1995875she's a real womanit's understandable
>>1995877then again every EU / NA foid who played ER had a humiliation fetish so it checks out
>>1995764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQQqsqwERo4
>>1995878too bad the incels drove them away
>>1995735I think Estelle is my most played character since S1, although I pick semi-random and she'll rarely appear more than twice in my match history.
>>1995286Family friendly message, girls liking kpop in general, people making covers of the songs which get others interested enough to check it out.>grotesque, over exaggerated facial expressionsThat doesn't stop people from liking One Piece
>>1996400nta One Piece is also dogshit lamo
>>1996400One Piece it's shit and should have ended years ago though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJwNzCr3lF0
>>1996552I swear to god I've gotten more Aya's, Sylvia's and Leni's combined than any other epic skin and it's not close.
>>1987887Don't forget to claim your dailies, schizos
>mumble moron scratching their head on what to do with her for ages>has her R2 changed in a five second decision>predictably giving her a second point and click gapcloser is not particularly good design>everyone hates it>mumble moron visibly hissyfit about itwhat's next for her apart from joining cathy, karla and hyejin in the>lol we have no idea what to do with hercategory?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB_eNvEEQHM>Chiara's R
>>1996669thanks for reminding me of that tab
estelle loves puppies
>>1997217Me on the right
any updated guids for a retard wanting to get into this game in 2025
>>1997671watch any streamer playing right now?what do you mean guide? as in you never played before?
>>1997671>>what do you mean guide? as in you never played before?yeh
>>1997683retard alert retard alertyou chose the right gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auskStknvLQ&pp=ygUaZXp0ZXIgZXRlcm5hbCByZXR1cm4gZ3VpZGU%3Dtry this
>>1997217>Check sourceYeah about what I expected
>>1997671What made you want to play it?
>>1997796he probably saw the porn and thought somehow that also means the game is even slightly respectable
>>1997924I respect that, this game has some good fucking porn.
>>1997924Fair.
>>1997928AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>1997939Snitches get stitches
>>1997928vampire QUEEN bianca does not do this btw
>>1997967She FUCKS old men in Lumia Island for VF Blood SamplesEveryone knows this
>>1997967It's common for vampire queens to have reverse harems albeit
Playerbase status?
>>1998149Waiting the next season
>>1998149Next season, please
>>1996669There was dailies??? what the fuck
>>1998866See >>1987887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7VtEEp1-1I
>>1997967>the biggest slut on lumia island who will suck anything for "blood" wouldn't do this
>>1999208>>the biggest slut on lumia islandThat's Jenny
>>1999345
>>1999492thanks for pointing out tards
>>1999341Shes an ACTRESS
>>1999515with no rolesand you know what bitches do to get roles
>>1999515Yeah exactly.
>>1999492>>1999496>check the post>unrelated to the thread????imagine making a fuss about it
>>1999565it's about anons being tardit's fun
>>1999567nah it's cringe
>>1999569you are cringe
>>1999573>no uironic
>>1999565>two anons are just having some light-hearted fun over a silly mistake>sperg out for no reasonsome people just can’t help being joyless drama babies for no reason
>>1999565It's just poking a little fun at a common mistake, chill out.
>>1999584>two anons being drama babies for no reasonftfy
Dude reminds me of this awkward guy at my workplace who’s probably on the spectrum. He can’t handle banter, takes everything personally, and then wonders why no one wants to hang out with him.
>>1999598the fucked thing is that in his mind he's in the right and the "normies" know nothingturn out we "normies" know how to put up personas and interact with peoplebeing on the spectrum is not a bad thing if you are functional but don't make it awkward for everybody else
>You need to master every role you play to be called a top actor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce0iMewibxY
>>1999771for me the highlight was when three characters ran into others and everyone used all of their abilities all at once and then one team won and the other didn't and then it kind of endedcouldn't really tell what happened
Anyone else excited for the theater mode coming in Season 10? The lore was my favorite part of ISBS so I'm hoping it will be just as good in ERBS.
>>2000005noknowning nn anything they release will be shit
>>2000005I am, I hope it's good or at least fun.
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3075
https://er-minigame.runelightentertainment.com/TIA-CRUSH/
>>2001095This is what I get for having never played match 3, truly shamefur dispray. If they ever make a minesweeper one then I'll bring honor to our name.
>>2001095>tia game>high score is named futanariChecks out
>>2000077emotes tomorrow
heh
>>2001846Not so fast!
>>2001872it was a nyorm game of streamer and fans so kat gave him blood
>>1999617PLAP PLAP PLAP!
>ER streamer tries switching to deadlock>gets 1 (one) viewersad
>>2002130that's pretty sad
>>2002130deadlock is garbage, maybe if they played overwatch or marvel rivals
>see comic of sissela cuffed to a pole, click it>she's immediately found by darko and raped>then found by alonso and raped>found by isol, raped>found by li dailin, raped>found by dema, double raped>found by boar, raped>found by bear, raped>found by shoichi>he breaks the cuffs and gives his jacket>covers her up and takes her home>then chains her to a bed and rapes her
>>2002221i wish that were me
>>2002221>Implying Darko wouldn't immediately set up shop and start making people pay him to fuck Sissela
MATSURID7new code
Marriage with jenny after i impregnate her
How do you disable this autoeat shit?
Breeding Sissela
>>2002873you and everyone else apparently
>>2003457literally only that single faggot
>>2003457hot
have not seen that solo tard posting recentlyguess he died along with his mode
>>2002247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcaBnWZvv8g
>>2003477I can't wait for this skin. Shame it's way at the end of the pass but it'll be worth it.
how are er players the whiniest bastards ever i have never seen a playerbase this whiny
>>2003489where
>>2002221yeah that's korean sissela art in a nutshellalso >>2002246 OoC bullshit
>>2003489t. never seen counter strike, league and TF2 playerbase
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/3077
>>2003555lollmaonot a single ticket to koreagranted it's a kr game but kr as a country doesnt have much to offer
>>2003560NN did a event with ticket to korea time ago though
>>2003562huh
>>2003560Wyell.. technically they had some fireworks a few weeks ago at a datacenter
>>2003555Give me the fucking desk mat!
>>2000077https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngameits up
I am once again asking if they added solo queue like it was in the beta. The last time I played was in the beta
>>2003604>open stream>8 teams day5LETSGOOOOOOOOOO
>>2003633kill yourself>>2003476
>>2003633solos got added back and died immediately again because it was shit and always was
>>2003804What is Rio's expression trying to convey?
>>2003813Herself being groped on a crowded train againOr disdain to the amount of money NN waste of an esports scene that no one actually cares about
>>2003842>Herself being groped on a crowded train againIt’s me, your supervisor Rajesh. Please refrain from posting things like this due to the new online age verification law.
