#FalconsAreHere>Ongoing & Upcoming TournamentsFissure Playground [Sep 12th - Sep 21st]Starladder Starseries [Sep 18th - Sep 21st]ESL Pro League [Sep 27th - Oct 1st]>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>Previous Thread>>1965309
t3s3s NEEDS to go we need more 'irepower and superstardom!!!
karrigan fat overrated trash
>karrigan out of nowhere
When does zonic get beheaded btw?
Another horrible thread from the "general" attention-whore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA N0K0 DOGSHIT FAILKEKS
'za
>getting ready for the second map
Why do fags spam images so they can make new threads?
>>1971351>best player on the map>12-11>takes a duel against Fallen that he didn't need to and Falcons lose the round from a favored position>mentally crumbles, only 1 kill in overtime, lose 12-16you cannot be a bigger choker than Niko
>>1971366>drinking aloneYou are better than that, anon.
FALCTARDS BTFO
>>1971368To see posts like yours. Best way to deal with these worms is to either start making the threads or just ignore.
>mongolz in the finalsAnd just like that any enjoyment is gone. They don't have any stories, they don't have any emotions, it's just 5 fucking NPCs out of the game and in game with non-existent fansThe most they got is "waow look many people watch them!!!" ad nauseam, posted every single time they're in a semi-final or in the finals, they now don't even have "waow look asia cs or something" since Tyloo and LVG are attending tournaments as wellMOUZ vs MongolZ finals, if they ever happen, will break the record for the lowest viewership of a tier-1 tournament (official EN livestram)
niggas really think losing to the professor train masterclass is something to be ashamed or mocked for
>>1971369>taps you across the map
>>1971376Falcoons and their 'fans' should always be mocked.
>>1971368sybau
>>1971376that defeat will be 1billion dollars plus tip
>>1971370I'm drinking with him.
All the tards who were sucking off kyousuke as the next coming of christ and the guy who'd make donk look like a tier3 player should get IP range banned on every single platform they posted on.Farming stats against shitters, barely even capable of carrying his team to a grand final, still struggling against opponent of the same level like Furia.donk came in, made the game his fucking bitch alone in his very first event, cemen_baking cannot beat aurora with monesy and Niko.
>>1971380>>1971381Why are you insecure?
>22-21 K/D>85.3 ADR>+0.85% swing>1.35i remember when 1.20 was considered unbelievably good
>>1971389Why are you a bitch?
>>1971380>>1971390good posts
>>1971391>>1971394Insecure people shouldn't post here.
>>1971396Bitch made niggas shouldn't post here.
>>1971397So why are you posting?
niggas mad at pictures lmao
>>1971398>n-no uLil' bitch...
>>1971390Even hltv rating got hit by hyperinflation
>>1971404Onliner
>>1971401>>1971402>stutter postinginsecure
>>1971381>>1971391you should kill yourself desu
KWAB
>>1971407>still whiningbitch>>1971409you should stop being a bitch
>>1971403this is another thing ner0 doesn't understand (apart from probability and statistics) - previous rating was useful for the community because it was pretty stable, and its weaknesses were well known, so you could see obvious examples of inflated rating in players like blameF who was like 1.20 but never that good, and everyone knew that. this new system is fucking random.
>>1971412you can stop being a bitch and everything else
>>1971412>>1971414Insecurity like this is ugly
is hating on images tuff gng?
>>1971416the only bitch nigga here is (You), bitch niggaquit your whining and watch this game with us>>1971418Not as ugly as your ugly mug, bitch boy
>>1971380+1 image and n0k0 will never win a major btw
it's over. falcons suck at nuke.
>>1971420two ass teams, shan't be watching
good guys winning
>>1971410why was he looking there?
>>1971424you're missing out
>>1971423>at nuke
>>1971428>still goingbitch
>>1971432You are still going yes because you're insecure and need the last word.
>>1971437You are still going yes because you're a bitch who doesn't know when to quit.
>>1971438See>>1971437
>>1971440See>>1971438
You may now have the last word at my command, pet.
>he gave upKEKThis is what happens when you're a bitch, folks
>2 posts about the match going on right nowHoly shit what a fucking insufferable faggot.
so many baddies damn
>>1971444Trips of truth, tooAll you had to do was shut your ass up, but nah nigga you had to go there and complainKek What A Bitch
FALCON NEED S1MPLE (RIFLE) AND GOAT IGL (SNAX)
>>1971447i think a lot of these are russiansCS (at least as an esport) is not that popular in Serbia
>>1971452there's at least 100k russians in belgrade and no visas needed to travel there. so yeah.but probably quite a bit of serbs too. especially with niko.
>>1971444>>1971449Insecure posters seethe when not given attention
Falcons jersey is kinda cool
>>1971366based
i suspect that this nigga is talking to himself, there is no way another nigga would engage in a discussion like that
>winning because of pistolsyawn
>>1971471So why are you so insecure and desperate for attention? Is it your precious Falcons losing?
>>1971476So why are you such a bitch and desperate to not take another L?
holy KWABconsthese niggas are certified /weakmind/ team
>>1971480why are you spamming like a retard?
they deserve to lose now for forcing when map down
>>1971482why are you crying like a bitch, bitch?
>>1971482Insecurity and need for attention.
UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT
>>1971484just wondering why you're fucking spamming
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1971489Only fighting because this lil bitch made bitch ass bitch nigga >>1971486 couldn't hold the L
PROFESSEUR
>>1971493Somebody sure is cwanky and insecure.
honestly it's all on monesyhe fucking sucks
>>1971488>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO RETIRE AT 30 GIVE UP ITS SO HARD ONLY LIL ZOOMIES CAN POINT AND HOLD MOUSE 1 WHILE PULLING DOWNbased professor
>>1971497Somebody sure is a bitch who can't handle an L.
dogshit threaddogshit 90 postsdogshit tournamentEPL can't come soon enough
>>1971502>still seething falcons are losing
>>1971504>still crying like a bitch
just one (1) more superstar bro
who cares we're winning epl
>>1971505shut the fuck up already, holy shit you're obnoxious
>>1971505>trust me bro just one more roster change then my insecurity will go away
molodoy must be the most pampered player in existancegets awp dropped all the time
>>1971512you're the most retarded nigger itt, seriously, the most easily baited low IQ gorilla that shat up this thread by itself
>>1971512>insecure poster desperate for attention keeps desperately trying to winSounds like Falcons to me.
>>1971519>falcon fans are insecure
>>1971522>bitch is a bitch
did falcons hire fans again?
tfw no loli superfan
niko literally just missed 8 bullets
NICE N0K0 LETS GOOOOOO
>n0kopffffffffff
>>1971524not sure, but they should probably hire better players
NIKO 0 DMG ON THAT SPRAY HAHAHAHAHAGA FUCKING BOT
>>1971523That's what falcon fans are yeah
>>1971533>no u yet againOnly a bitch could act like such a bitch
.......................
>>1971535So Niko why are you so insecure?
>>1971539So bitch are you such a bitch?
fallen please don't fumble this
kino match
>>1971537another hoe wholl just cheat on him
>>1971541Notice you were too scared to answer my question.
holy shit niko sucks
>anders on mic>fallen reaching grand finalunc bros we are SO back
CINEMA N0K0 0MAJOR SPRAY
NIKO SPECIAL
>>1971550Notice you were too scared to answer my question, bitch.
too ez
>crowd dead silentdont be like that
3-0 finalsfuria isn't even good, falcons was just bad
>>1971537what does clap clap mean? and why was she cbing for two hours?
>>1971556>still didn't
>based fallen humbling sandniggers bitches What a time to be alive
so far this falcons only beat tier3 teams
only good guys in the grand final at least.
>>1971564>still didn't
Superstar status??????
>>1971565absolutely based
make n0k0 the igl so they can kick teses and sign donk
lol crowd is cucked hard. Imagine not chanting fallen
>>1971569So how does it feel to lose to Fallen after spending several hundred million?
>there are people out there who don't rate fallen>there are people out there who rate biguzera instead
>>1971577furia has spent more money
>>1971577So how does it feel to still be a bitch after all this time?
>>1971555Now we need the one on secret kek.
haha niko had no balls to do interview and send mascot
>>1971582kwab
>>1971580Dunno, I'm not Niko
what does he do?
>>1971579they signed yekindar and molodoy specifically because they were up for grabs on the bargain bin
>>1971586eat
>>1971585You're just a bitch
>>1971587yekindar yes but molodoy no. molodoy had best t2 awping stats on hltv.
So, it happened AGAIN.
>>1971579HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
midsuke.
we're still better than vitality (owned them hard at ewc)we're winning eplwe were just trolling a bit at this meme tournament don't look too much into it
>>1971589Nah, I'm not insecure either.
anons imagine if g2 would be in GF instead of mongolz tomorrow niko would be so buck broken kek
I thought Serbs hated them kebabs?
Famous multimillion dollar players YEKINDAR and molodoy. How did FURIA afford such players? Where did all that money come from?
>>1971597n0k0 you were never good that why still no major
>>1971598You're the biggest bitchiest bitch in the threadAnd I'm gonna be the bigger man and give you a W, take it lil bitch boy, still not gonna stop you from being a bitch
vitality were just weak scene merchants all along
>m0NESY below and kyousuke barely above FalleNThese Russian superstars burn out real quick compared to the truly timeless legends like Professeur
what do WE watch now?
>>1971606Awww Niko you realised your insecurities were getting in the way of playing?
>>1971593I trust Zonic and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are necessary
The Brazilian coldzera
if you think about this carefully. falcons is just testing and practicing for the major. they know winning events before the major makes winning the major harder. this is just part of the plan
FALCONS FLY HIGH CACAAAAAW!
>>1971614The Brazilian FalleN*
he won
>>1971597EPL is THE meme tournament, even casters don't take it seriously
>>1971613What do you think, /fug/?#MadsIN or #MadsOUT?
>>1971609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jktlZ8706Bc
why is it cool when raid and brazilians crowd cheats?
All the good guys won today. Today was a good day.Save my nigga TeSeS he deserves a good team.
>>1971615yeah testing on tier3 teams like pain legacy and furia
>>1971602Hellman's
>>1971537how dare monesy break her heart </3
whatever winning iem chengdu matters more
>>1971625OUT we clearly lack firepower
okay who's winning mvp? kscerato , mzinho or senzu?
>>1971597>we're>we're>we
if monesy wins the next 4 mvps he can still get #1WeBelieve
>>1971625NIKO out please
cant even blame kyxsan or pisses for this one
>>1971625#MadsOUThe's simply not a Flacons type of a player. We need proper, exciting players that share that Falcons DNA#ZonicAtTheWheel
>>1971639They're so close that whoever carries the gf probably wins regardless of total tournament rating, molodoy is in contention too
>>1971654welcome nocries
now that the /sp/ chads are ITTWho's Antony of CS?
first half of the year:>g2 sucked>mongolz were mid >furia sucked (at least for most of it before roster changes)>navi suckedis it time to admit that vitality winning streak was exclusively because of very weak scene?
>>1971619Stilgar, Pecca... I kneel before your genius
>>1971662United Antony is Yekindar in LiquidBetis Antony is Yekindar in Furia
navi got rid of this guy for cheaphe was mid last year and makazze was better, but he's not putting out better stats than makazze ever did
>>1971662Sorry, I have no clue who that is.I only watch snooker and laugh at the occasional Emma and /mug/ OP.
>>1971663vitality domination was due to zonic shitting on falcons. the 2025 falcons line up was too good to only win pgl. and now they are even better but the fatass is incapable of managing a team with so much talent. imagine that you have 3 players which are in the top 10 hltv, 1 good igl and 1 fodder that sometimes lifegames and you are still unable to win. anyone with a functional brain already knows that falcons just needs a coach that helps the team besides bumping fists at games. this fat retard literally made kyousuke play worse after cologne.
BRAZIL IS BACK GRINGOS VOLTAMOS PORRA
>>1971665true that
>>1971675Zonic didn't make Falcons lose 7 match points in a grand final
>>1971675i think it's mostly g2 breaking up and navi becoming shitpeople have forgotten it because g2 didn't make major finals, but g2 was the best team in last third of 2024
GRINGOS BIG CRY AJAJAJAJAAJAJ
>>1971686We like Furia now, this bait doesn't work anymore lilbro
bros...
>>1971692career robbed by Valve
>>1971690you guys start seething over "monkey"
>>1971694>Valve*DaZed
>>1971699richard lewis actually
>>1971695This is because mibr has a woke community thanks to its involvement with valorant.Oddik has an pedo on the team and Legacy has latto that is known for being racist
DaZed and steel killed NA BTW
shahzam got off scott free disgusting jeet rat
>>1971703all of brazil is like that
falcons are ____
>>1971703>Legacy has latto that is known for being racisthe was 16, a fucking kid
>>1971710Herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ilyyn_oFaY
>>1971710LOVE
another round of B8 stickers let's go
why win fissure when you can win the major instead?we already won ewc and ti.
another one for the collection
>>1971735wasn't this even 2v5 or 2v4?
>>19717392v4 yes
where is the n0k0 @ secret 0 kill spraydown webm
>>1971735Make a General Grievous edit
kek still thinking about that one absolute gigaretard from a couple of months ago arguing that failcl0wns was an incomplete team so their losses were understandable but kayosuckyfucky completed it so they were going to win biglywhat's your excuse now bitchboy? perhaps one more superstar should fix the problem? kek get fucked cunt
>>1971735KWAB!!!!!
>>1971780i remember certain """people""" saying trophies before kyousuke entered tier 1 don't matter...
kek
>>1849714 Your cope now, failcl0wnsclown?
>>1971785not even an fpl trophy? grim
Tomorrow's theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98TMD!
I think Falcons just need to make a roster move.
who do you think is gonna win fissure playground tommorow
>>1971798Wicadia clears i'm afraid
>>1971869
>>1971869Did fallen ever won a set against mongolz? Love the guy and hope he wins but I ain't betting money on it.
kl1m just broke the k/d record in a bo3, scoring +43https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385808/mibr-vs-2game-esl-challenger-league-season-50-south-america-cup-2previous record was +41 in 2018 by zixhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2321243/xpc-vs-bpro-gfinity-winter-series-2018-europe
>>1971919kobe 2003 rape apology tour type beat
>>1971919this nicks bot doesn't even come close to getting a positive rating in a 26-5 match against t5 brs, why isn't qikert playing yet?
>>1971923roster locks lilzoomie
>>1971923seems to be a rosterlock issueqikert will be playing after ecl
>missed both games today>missed the third biggest failclowns kwab moment of the year
>faceit top 1 player in NA is a cheaterthis game will die a really nasty death in a couple of years, i am now 100% sure about that. unless Valve does something, but looks like they're too blinded by money and delusional to care.legitimizing this guy means nothing is stopping a bunch of decent players from EU to do the same, i think no one is even aware what kind of cheatfest wave is coming soon in online pro CS. what was happening until now was just the tip of the iceberg, and DMA cheats are getting better and better.
>>1972075pro cs has always been cheater infested
>>1972075>there's a cheater on a private non-valve platform with a separate leaderboard whose entire raison d'etre is its private non-valve anticheat>how could valve do this, how could they personally legitimize this guy
>>1972078tournament organizers used to have some power, they could blacklist cheaters and ban them.with Valve forcing VRS on everything since start of 2025 they can't do anything, legit players can't do anything except bark on twitter, the game itself with its dogshit anticheat can't do anything, ESIC can't do anything, Valve doesn't want to do anything except add skins.it's unironically the start of the end for this game, you cannot really unfuck this state easily, and there seems to be no will or power from any direction to change this.
cxzi is the new fragging igl
>>1849714>>do you honestly think falcons' roster is complete now?>yes. at the very least, I think it will be given a shot>there's a difference between "we have a hair trigger, you could be on the chopping block" and "you are a temporary player, we have your replacement lined up and the papers ready to go"you think falcons are lining up a m0nesy replacement right now or something?also I'm not even a falcons fan, I'm just not a retard
>>1971797>>1972120
>zonic: "From day one of signing this team, we knew that this roster was only temporary" god i wish hltv didn't have a time limit on article commentsimagine the cooking
oops!beating furia in a semifinal match isn't for everyone
>>1972166Yekindar got bad days, at least not every game is hung over like fnx
Falcons should drop m0neshit for s1mple
bait used to be believable
>>1972275trvke
falcons should murder zonic and bring swani
>>1972267>nonelim group stage gamewe're talking about peaking under pressure
>>1972286this but they don't even need to bring swani in
good morningFuria will DESTROY Monglolz
>>1972299Furia will never win a tier-1 trophy
>>1972286Yeah, bring the guy who quit after coaching 1 team because of no motivation into the org with the biggest pressure imaginable, genius
>>1972308>coached a superteam to dominant #1>knows his limits, not a faker>not danishz0n0c can't relate. sad
>>1972311except G2 were never "dominant" #1
>>1972312how fuckin new
>>1972313It's true. Swani's G2 were one of the favorites for the majority of tournaments in 2023, even won Kato/Cologne, but they were never "dominant"
>>1972311>knows his limitsif you paid attention you'd realize he doesn'the says he was exhausted working as a coach but didn't want to ask G2 to hire an analyst to help him, which they could have done easily
>>1972314how fuckin newhttps://csgo.com/news/82040-g2-take-second-place-in-record-map-win-streak-on-lanhttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/List_of_Longest_LAN_winning_streaks
>>1972038>third biggest failclowns kwab moment of the yearI'd say losing to turks in semis at your own event is third but this does rank as solid 4th.
>>1972317>dominant #1 for 2 whole monthsYeah... I guess if you wanna be like that about it
>>1972314he's obviously a g2 clown since they are the only fanbase that cares about that dogshit streak they had. didn't even win a tournament without dropping a map during that streak, neither bwf nor kato. and between that was blast qualifiers on lan lmao
>>1972321why are you gay
>>1972322it was hypeif it's so simple, why doesn't anyone else do it? peak form vitality this year couldn't come close
>>1972326it's not simple but it's not really interesting because they didn't dominate, they won 2 tournaments with a month break betweenthe only thing that was interesting is it inflated Niko's ego, he suddenly got very cocky, really thought that this was it, finally after a long time since Faze he's again in the best team in the world, gonna win it all... slanders Zywoo on a podcast, says "fuck the RMR system we should be Legends"... then gets sent home from the Major by Zywoo, Albanians and mezii's fnatic the next month :DD and just like that, destiny laughs in Niko's face again
>>1972334see >>1972323it was hype, they were a fun team to watch, if you're mad about some drama shit years later that's your problem. niko wasn't even the reason they won shit duuuude he slandered zywoo on a podcast. he slandered him duuuuuude, on a podcast.........
Falconbros.....
>>1972336still ranked too high.
>>1972336>1992confirmed rape incoming
>>1972336i wonder how much navi will get from winning t2 starladder
>>1972336>>1972358How the fuck does it even work?#1 losing to #4 results in them losing less points than the other way around.
should g2 have promoted this guy instead of having sunpaypal?
Does Starladder have a crowd? Didn't watch yet
>>1972367no.they don't even have the casters and analysts there lol, feels like cct. only banks is there to interview players.
>>1972366
>>1972366wouldn't matter, either way they'd just be s1mple's seatwarmer
>>1972377bc game is s0mple's home
>>1972369That's such fucking bullshitJust get a venue and pay good prize money, fuck everything else and what the event looks like, teams will come because of muh LAN VRS
>>1972377Truth nuke
>>1972380they thought good teams would come but only navi came beccause everyone else went to fissure
>>1972383>they thought good teams would comeAnd they did.
>>1972379through the end of 2025
this guy is getting kicked for qikertso the weird thing is, he's a former pretty succesful fortnite pro player ($220k earnings at 17 years old) but went into cs and has just been shit at it and done nothing for 3 yearswhy the fuck would you switch games when you've earned $220k at 17 years old????????? what are you doing???
>>1972389That's impressive, to play these two very different games at such a high level takes a ton of talent
>>1972389exit: He has a good mind for the game, he is dedicated, he was one of the best in the world in another game [Fortnite], he quit because he didn't want to play anymore and came to CS. He has had a meteoric rise. You can see that he is talented at videogames.
>>1972387and then it's onto another t3 team (or tier 2 at best)
Why the fuck do all those fissure games start so early? Do they want to make sure nobody watches them? I have seen maybe 3 matches because of it
I'm reading posts about massive crowd cheating in favor of Failcoons yet they still lost, what happened?
>>1972410>what happenedThey can't win. Their CS roster sucks.
>>1972410they suck
>>1972403keep praying
>>1972410they turned off x-ray.
dont fuck with me
>>1972415i don't need to if anyone wanted him, they would have already gotten him
>>1972427It's 2025 unc. We don't play Anubis and Vertigo no more.
https://youtu.be/ZAuYD9YYS8k/ourguys/ linked up with /ourslampig/need it or keep it?
Russian reactions to Falcons vs FURIA:>who we kicking this time? I propose d0gnesy>>I always said they should've never changed magisk, their dogshit teamplay just got worse with kyousuke, he's obviously talented but the team just has too much talent and no resources>>>either m0nesy became an alcoholic or he just doesn't work with kyousuke>father fallen is already in his third youth; he showed the young punks how to give it their all. He also gave the moneybags a big hint that they needed to shell out even more, buy a Donk for a billy, then they'd definitely win>While the Arabs are buying up the star Monesy and Niko for a few tankers of oil, Papa Fallen invites the young man for a piece of horse meat and a bottle of kumiss and sends these little birds home.>>Well, not everyone succeeds. Look, Petrosyan lures everyone into the organization with cognac, and still nothing works out.>Next time, falcons need more people in the room to prompt them; this time, there weren't enough prompts. As soon as the X-ray was turned off, there was a full-blown suction. I hope volvo takes action regarding the actions of Harry Potter, who exploited the audience's screams on train>It would be great to see Monesy not shit his pants in another important match. But it seems that will be an unfulfilled dream.>a rich wolf is no longer a predator>-kyxsan +Miracle, won't be worse>>-zonic +n0tail
>>1972440You think Oiliya is already regretting leaving G2? No sAw and he isn't even NiKo's favorite toy anymore...
>>1972442if the rumours that he became an asshole and treats CS2 more like a job are true, then probably notthe bag must be extremely fat
>>1972410because it did barely anything
>>1972440>and no resourcesLet me guess. You need more.
>>1972443>the bag must be extremely fatHe probably is the second highest paid player in the world after NiKo.
>>1972448>Let me guess. You need more.Yes indeed. I believe Falcons requires 2 more super stars.
>>1972449maybe 3rd, no way zywoo doesn't get at least a million, 1.5 million euros per year, back in 2023 the rumours were of $100k per month, and they could only increase since
>>1972452He might be the only one who gets close but I'm certain m0NESY earns some ridiculous amount. Also not living in the EU for an EU team probably has some great tax benefits so even if his on paper salary is lower than ZywOo's, m0NESY probably has more after Tax.
>>1972120No you are a retard if you don't think they're lining up Kyxsan or Teses' replacement.What am I saying, being a falcons fan alone (you deny it because you're ashamed of it) qualifies you as a retard.
>>1972366anything would've been an upgrade over paypal
>>1972484If the rumors are true Sunpaypal was a bundled with sAw so G2 didn't have that much of a choice. They're probably not committed to him.
>>1972488what do you mean as part of the deal? So just put nigga on the bench
>>1972488>>1972503paypal and saw are good friends apparently, but atp he should've been benched and kl1m should've been added
i heard falcons crumpled againis there an english VOD of fissure?
>>1972513Yes
>>1972513Yes. For some reason Fissure get absolutely no exposure on Youtube though. Like when Blast or ESL organizes some t3 tournament I get to see all the highlights right on my homescreen but Fissure isn't even the #1 result if you look for it.
>>1972515seems to get views except the recap videos which get nothing
FURIA is bringing it homemologoat MVP
>>1972410kyxsan trolled a bit against full glocks for 1 round and huemonkeys and reddittroons went insaneCrowd got a warning and they turned the xray off for the rest of the map 1. Map 2 was fine
>mongolz crowdcheating in a major grandfinal:aww look they're doing best they can vs the big bad meanie, so cute>falcons crowdcheating in a bb dacha semifinal:fucking niggers, behead all of them
#DIADEFURIA
>>1972611>behead all of themI mean wouldn't Saudis behead for cheating and chop your hands for stealing?
>>1972611This but unironically
Why do people pretend to like Falcons for attention?
>>1972611>aww look they're doing best they can vs the big bad meanie, so cuteNo one ever said that btw, schizo freak
>>1972625it's funnyto both act like a fan and clown on them
>>1972300HOWEVER, they will win today
>>1972625We get 4 Riyal for every post
>>1972625>for attentionLOLRetard they have niko, monesy and kyousuke3 of the most hype players in CS I'd rather watch falcons over any other boring ass team like mouz or fluke shitters like G2
>>1972641Yeah you sound desperate for attention.
>niko>mayonesy>hypekek
>>1972645It's always hype when Niko fucks up
>>1972609it's crazy how many exposed themselves as either new or hypocrites, circling across a spot you know or think someone are in is so common in arena games you'd have a harder time finding someone who never did it than vice versa, and yea against 3 glocks with 5 full buys it's inconsequential. the "oooooooooh" every time someone stared at each other through smoke was pretty bad but brs should be used to that since they invented that shit, and it was the crowd themselves who decided to do it
i'm in the arena, Belgradebros where we at???
>>1972654post pic if youre there
>>1972663rooting for the good guys
>>1972483Nothing was stopping them from changing either at the same time as they brought in kyousuke, they are taking a page out of their dota roster and sticking to this for a year.>>1972455I think they pay no tax if they have residency or 5-10% if they don't depending on where they live.
>>1972675do crowd cheating for all of us
i'll be happy no matter who wins because both teams are likeable but i really feel like furia deserve a win and mongolz have already gotten theirs
what is this weird movie lol
what's our opinion on these b-list hosts?
>>1972683they should put random qt from the crowd instead
ooo, unc gettin spicy
this is the sovl stream btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XVFoXjU0rg
>ovp, nukeok, could be worse but inferno is almost always zz
we want ohne
>>1972683pala seems okay, but looks at his notes more than whoever he interviews or the cameras, heccu is probably autistic but asks questions that are more interesting than "how do you feel?" and she can maybe get something more out of russian players than yes and no since she speaks the language
its gonna take 5 hours or be a 3-0 slurper. I won't watch it anyway
What the fuck is this shitshow
Mongloz - RedditFuria - Instagram
>>1972703no one cares, bo3tard
Most of us are in the Twitch chat on Mauisnake's channel:https://www.twitch.tv/mauisnake?sr=aCome check it out for some sharp commentary, funny banter and chill vibes
>>1972626Word-for-word maybe not, but kyxsan got 10x the shit for doing what rain has been doing for 10 years and what mongolz have been doing on the biggest stage of the yearNot even kyxsan directly, actually, just "Falcons" as a whole>>1972645Yeah man, nobody roots for them for sureIgnoring that NiKo has been touted as the "GOAT rifler" for years, and that m0NESY is 2nd biggest player in Russia only behind donk, of course.
>>1972711fuck off, alex
910 is getting exposed againDunno why people put this guy in the "top 5 awpers on the scene" lists, even woxic clears this bot
i know mongolz vs furia is on but just saw this lol
>>1972718least obvious matchfix
I think all tournaments should do the laptop ban Shell out for a deck if you want your 3 seconds of gamba fame, hohol
>>1972717cope, he's better than sh0ro
>>1972717
If I have to see donk's ugly ratface one more time, I'm gonna uninstall my internet.
>>1972717zywoo > mologoat > 910 > torzi > midnesy > sh1to
>>1972723
brazisters?
nip boutta get raped
>>1972728all wrong, very impressiveactual list:zywoo = sh1ro > m0nesy > woxic > torzsi > molodoy > broky > 910
>>1972733Bro is watching Shartladder :skull:
>>1972734>botky even in the top 10yeah...
>>1972735I'm actually watching valorant and dotes and have the fissure stream in another tab. I'm just saying nip will get fucked.
>>1972734Actually it's s1mple >>>>>>>>>>> ZywOo > molodoy > 910 > woxic > torzsi > m0NESY > Helvijs > sh1to
>1972740weak bait
>>1972734>zywoo = sh1rolmao
>>1972741I'm serious
>>1972728S1mple should be third unironically
techgoat
Stop zooming in on laptops Imagine going to a CS tournament just so you can sit around holding up a laptop waiting for your 10 seconds of fame. Keep in mind these little fucktards are waiting all fucking game
>>1972736broky in last 3 months: 1.10 vs top 10 opponents (20 maps)1.07 vs top 20 opponents (37 maps)1.09 vs top 30 opponents (41 maps)910 in last 3 months:0.84 vs top 5 opponents (16 maps)0.95 vs top 10 opponents (30 maps)1.03 vs top 20 opponents (50 maps)1.03 vs top 30 opponents (50 maps)>>1972742in terms of AWPing and only AWPing, yes that would be correctoverall zywoo got this, he still has one of the best game senses on the scene
>>1972746I'm cool with. A little gambling ain't never hurt nobody.
>>1972749Its not the gambling its rewarding a little autist who brought a laptop with him to a tournament and spends all game just waiting for a camera to pick him up with his desired attention They should be ignored for the sake of ignoring them
thank you for showing me that woman with the sign, fissurei now root for furia
>>1972752woman with an ai generated poster that could've been done with photoshop in less than 5 minutes
>>1972751>Its not the gambling its rewarding a little autist who brought a sign with him to a tournament and spends all game just waiting for a camera to pick him up with his desired attention>They should be ignored for the sake of ignoring themHaving the broadcast interact with the crowd is a good thin even if it's just opening a case.
>>1972748>in terms of AWPing and only AWPing, yes that would be correctyeah, no it wouldn'teven Russian Spirit fans would laugh you out of the room for saying sh1ro = Zywoo
>>1972749bossmanjack approves this message
>>1972749thisalso subscribe to rlewis on substack, fantastic site
>>1972753don't care, she was pretty
Crowd full of screeching monkeys
>>1972759>also subscribe to rlewis on substack, fantastic siteAlso that. Richard "Choker of Loda" Lewis deserves your monetary support.
an actual comeback?
!stake in the chat boys
>>1972756because russian spirit fans are braindead donk fans with a massive victim biassh1ro has the same rating as zywoo in the last 3 months overall, save rating vs top 10 as zywoo in the last 3 months despite being a supportive player while zywoo is the star, has more % of maps with rating above 1 (79% vs 75%)
kshitrato
f0llen retire
>>1972770>supportive playerWhat a weird way of spelling saving more than Jame
>Blitz: 10-23>Fallen: 5-15
Flashes of VPKINDAR there
>>1972779he'll be back to his 0:10 OpK form in the next map
Professeur genius call
another beautiful professor igl masterclass.
this observer fucking sucks
Professor-sama...
what the dog doin
>>1972790chilling
Imagine being in the arena carrying a piece of sausage containing rat poison or a grilled sponge.... Vgh....
>>1972792Welcome to Belgrade, 47...
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
i am not watching this thirdie battle.
Nice T side FalleN
Uh oh this could go OT
>>1972798Yeah okay this is fucking botted.
why these niggas love to knife so much
lol clearly toggled
>>1972802we already know mongolia cares a lot about the mongolz and it's the first time ever (?) that furia is in a gf
>>1972805humiliation tactic
this nigga 910 ragetoggled
>that 360 fov aimbot
>>1972806>>1972809tf monkeys gonna do?
>>1972811Fallen was toggling on stage while most of them were still in their father's balls This is not over yet
>calls the comeback on youYour response?
goatkindar putting in work when it mattersn0k0 could never
>>1972802Gaules is not broadcasting this because he has beef with the org. 200k is mid numbers.
>>1972816furia with niko would've 13-0 mongolz
>>1972817>Gaules is not broadcasting this because he has beef with the orgSpill the tea brazilanon
Fallen about to insert his CDrom containing 32bit toggles
>furia with niko would've 13-0 mongolz
I need to move to the Balkans brosthese girls in the crowd are so cute
>>1972818suuuure.
BASED MZINHO GIVING US A CHANCE
that brazilian was really brown
based kscerato saving the professor
holy shit what a save
>>1972828>that brazilian was really brazilian
>>1972823The women are very pretty but they have weird eastern attitudes. They are far less western in their behaviour than say Italian or Austrian girls
where was molodoy's gun in the last round
shitkindar is the greatest scam artist of cs2 scenehow this bum still got a job eludes me, he's not even 5th best opener>donk, flamez, elige, xantares, xertion, makazze, niko, kyousuke (off-role), zywoo (off-role), prnot even in top 10 actually
>>1972836Prime Yekindar was as good as Ropz Teams just hope they can activate him again
>>1972836Apologize for the 58th time.
>>1972832>they have weird eastern attitudesElaborate.
TODAY I FEEL BRAZILIAN
mongolz shit team almost lost to liquid
MONGLOLZ
SMOKED GG NEXT NIGGER
>>1972840>he stood in a corner and clicked LMB, waowhe's guaranteed to have a stinkerbe it next map or the one after thathis biggest streak of 1+ rating this season is THREE MAPS
>>1972836you'll rue the day you slandered mareks
Holy shit
>>1972836the professor (true igl goat) makes him shine, doesn't matter if he is shit
>>1972849the arena actually has some people in it this time too
>>1972849Yeah it's probably botted alright. The numbers are way too big for this kind of event.
>>1972846holy cope
>>1972847>slanderedinsani will take his place once furia management recognizes that molodoy can function aloneyou think that kl1m/qikert meme is a serious attempt at building furia 2 and not a practice for the eventual english communication in furia for him? there's a reason both of those are just "loaned">>1972851>true igl goathe's been dragging down Brazilian teams for years and years
Round startedFalleN + yuurih (flash assist) killed bLitz with awpmolodoy + FalleN (flash assist) killed Techno with awp (headshot)
>>1972855The brazilian and mongolian numbers are 100% real.
>>1972841Zero interests beyond being pretty. Expects a man to pay for everything, be macho, breadwinner, etc.I found them really hard to approach. Like in most places from Spain to Sweden women generally are open to some smalltalk. In Balkans they just scan you and immediately decide you're not worth a second of their time and ignore you.
>>1972846>his biggest streak of 1+ rating this season is THREE MAPSimagine knowing shit like this, statfags are mentally ill
>>1972841they cook and clean, they want children with you and shitit's horrible bro, stay away
>>1972864>visit shitkindar's page>put "last 3 months">select matcheshardest shit in the world
>>1972864what's worse is he's a statcel who doesn't understand roles
>>1972863Balkan (and Slav) women have a reputation for being materialistic and gold digging for a reason. But if you're all about having a tradwife they're perfect for you. They'll clean and cook and care for your children at home and not complain as long as you bring the money.
>>1972869>muh roles make me dogshitall players I've listed have the same roles as shitkindar and blow him out of the water
>>1972855Anon you forget how many huemonkeys are out there and how passionate they are about watching CS tournaments, it's just like soccer to them, when was the last time you saw brazilians in a grand final?>but it's a small shitty tournamentThey don't care, it's their team in grand finals
>>1972855Are you new to CS? If you've been following for a while you should know how brazilians are.
>>1972849Is yekindar and molodoy popular on the CIS region?
>>1972877no
not looking good for Navi atm
>>1972885it's a matchfixif nip win this match, vp are out of the major contention 99% unless they perform a miracle in epl
>infernofinna watch navi gami instead
>>1972887are you retarded?vp is 13 in eu, they only need top 16
>>1972890landalan, fragadelphia, birch cup all will give a boost to lower ranked teamsvp attend neither of those
>>1972887i think they didn't tell makazze because he's fragging and won them an eco round solo
>>1972893he just wants to escape the shitty rep he gotrespect for the grind
mologoat type peek
humbledoy entry god
fakest "#1" ever
molodoy is what m0NESY wishes he could be.molodoy is what kyousuke dickriders wishes he could be.
Tried opening the Brazilian stream, their chat goes so fast my quadcore laptop starts to lag
>fallen tracking through wallsKek
>>1972901>quadcoreunc...
Furia are just hungrier for it.
>>1972900botesy has been so unimpressive since butt slut #2 joined the team
PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE
>>1972908based color blindey
>open brazilian/mongolian stream>see crazy shit like picrel w/ insane commentaryAre third worlders always this soulful & kino? Why haven't we been watching their streams this whole time instead of english snoozefests magog?
mologoat wants his first trophy
910? More like 9 out of 10 shots missed.
>>1972915post THAT picwith all of the civilized world combined vs brazil
mongolia has baddies?
>>1972922You wouldn't get it yt boy
Had the right set up but can't hit the shots
mongo L z
mongrel sisters??
Another professeur masterclass call
Professor Masterclass.
>>1972908>>1972911what was it?
>>1972942pink oosp
>>1972942USP Jawbreaker
inferno fucking sucks
KSCERATO....
holy matchfixing
is it worth it for tournament org to give navi 200k for beating these 3 teams
>>1972955it's just weird spirit or mouz doesn't gofree money
i remember a kscerato choke on inferno
>>1972957In Spirit's case maybe they're exhausted and need time to figure out zweih more
HOLY FUCKING MILF OH MY GOD WHAT A GODDESS
>>1972957>>1972959Spirit would go to Fissure instead. But yeah, they're probably bootcamping with zweih and t1nridk for mouz, they should've attended one of these tournaments to regain some confidence
>>1972961SC bruh
I feel an ot coming
>>1972962for top teams i just think the prize money isn't much for themboth for the players (they get insane salary) and the org
OT
Could this be the first 3-2 OT in all maps grand finals?
what is the name of that black awp of molodoy?
doggen
Blame KSCERATO for this loss
unc don't got it no mo
>>1972970Graphite
>>1972969Yea never ever I guess...
How the fuck do you spaniards understand shit? He's literally rapping on that brazilian stream.
IMMA CLUTCH THIS SHIT LIKE SENZU
>>1972915He's called "Gordox"
>>1972970>>19729743.6 float
Is this traditional Serbian music?
Now that the dust has settled I think we can all admit that Vitality's "era" was just because of a´ll other teams hadn't gotten their shit together and they had no real opposition. First ever Mickey Mouse Era on top of 2 Mickey Mouse Majors???
>>1972990trvke
>>1972983дa, јecтe бaш
>s0mpleBAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>1972995it's literally no his fault doe
>>1972983we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8t5zxVhE18
>>1972995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6gcmbioqiEToday I'll remind them.
>>1973000herculeswoo will put him in his place, in due time
save my goat, good lord
Aight imma head out to have a ciggie. Mongolz better still have 0 rounds when I return
goatkindar haters?
>>1973008I'm cheering for a 3x2.
lmao Brazilian cast with the "Brazil zil zil" sound effect
YEKIDEMON
>>1973008Yekingoat has your back
>>1973009he had 5 good rounds? give him a major now
Falcons lose those
>>1973014>>1973016>10/0 in 6 roundsJesus Christ
i formally apologize to yekingoat. i should have NEVER doubted him
>>1973013It is very iconic for us.
>>1973023Is it true the casters are promising prostitutes to Molodoy?
>>1973017cringe>>1973022based
>literally shakingaverage skincel
>>1972641yes watching the gay trio choke (in game, not on each other's cocks) is entertaining
Gaules not streaming = Brazil win something
>opening cases via phonewtf, how?
>>1973008Just got back. Perhaps I should smoke another one in Fallen's honor?
>>1972676>Nothing was stopping them from changing either at the same time as they brought in kyousukeWho would've they gotten to replace them? Neither Donk nor Zywoo was going to leave at the time.
>>1973026I don't know, I don't follow the BR scene. I am only watching this one because there's no official stream on Youtube. But considering the personality of the guys on stream, I don't doubt it.
>yekindar looking at the radar thereI don't think he can physically do that Anders...
>>1972678I'll be happy if Mongolz win because Brazil's L streak should continue.
>>1973032didn't see it but theoretically, nvidia geforce should work on pretty much anything
the women needs to shut the fuck up
Mongolian women look like THAT? I'm moving to Ulaanbaatar.
reverse bra71l
nipple didnt t so good
Can they stop fucking screaming holy shit.
>>1972922Everyone knows about it already I posted it many times.>>1972952I will continue hating on your behalf lad.
>>1973044monkey style bros? wtf?
Damn bro it's not that bad...
Are those screamers paid to be enthusiastic but were given little instructions, or just bored with their boyfriends?
Why does HLTV put that fuckass starladder's matches on the front page instead of anal fissure?
>>1973044WHERE'S THAT NIGGER WHO KEPT SAYING THEY WOULDN'T WIN.
>>1973050I think they are related to the mongolz players.
>>1973050Might be Mongolz gfs>>1973035>>1973026>Fks on streamHe probably owns a whorehouse or two
We're rooting for the matchfixers btw. Matchfixers > [slur]
>>1973034>IESLBPost discarded.
>>1973057and you can keep reporting these posts all you want [slur] you will always be a [slur] :)
>>1973050they're 910 fangirls
>>1972777sh1ro baits for the love of the game, he's no blamef or anythinghe saves the exact same amount vs pistols as rifles
it's very obvious to me that there are far too many browns and assorted bosnians and albanians working at valve now that they can't even pull off anything more than a face value scam. Your new case is a fee to browse the steam market, yet people would have hailed you as heroes if instead of being a shortsighted arab you set the prices for the reds at the "floor" of their value and let retards FOMO into the market buying as many cases as they can hoping to stockpile skins at a "discount". The price would have run up to something ridiculous anyway and it would have been the paypigs fault. You get your money, the retards get what they deserve. Also, you are literally given a catalogue of cool skins on the workshop for free and whatever brownoid is picking them has the most "grok make me a counter strike 2 ak-47 skin" brain. They all look like shit, put a really good looking ak and m4 skin in there, set the opening price at the floor and you'd be the good guys.
>>1973061Mongolz players must get mad pussy back in Mongolia
>>1973058ah you're that incel
>>1973066>incelPost discarded, gb2r.
>>1973061he's a prettier girl than his fans
Sign guy's got rizz with pink shirt girl
>>1973069>discard this discard thatkek your t is defo below 300
Based
overpass gonna be LIT
Based zoomer rizzing up a qt mongolian
this crowd based ngl
How did we go from the absolute trash fire of a crowd yesterday to this kino
MOLODOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>turkish fan is baldhmmm
https://www.twitch.tv/epicenter_en1/clip/BitterGrossStingrayTheThing?filter=clips&range=all&sort=timeReminds me of
>>1973079All the paid actors left.
>>1973079>How did we go from the absolute trash fire of a crowd yesterday to this kinoEverything Falcoons touch turns to shit
why are there so many cute girls
LMAO S0MPLE
>>1973085look at mewe valorant now
Yo FUCK this tournament, stop showing beautiful women.
>>1973085Fissure hired the local whores to diversify the crowd
I need her
>>1973085i will never believe /int/ about anything ever again
>>1973086this is the most autistic post in this general's historyliterally no one cares about that washed up alcoholic yet you feel the need to constantly post it during the grand finals of an actual tournamentkys
>>1973092>balkanoids look like THAT?
>>1973093Go outside nigga. Most girls are super cute.
>>1973095kek a guy in the crowd showed a picture of s1mple photoshopped with a big mouth and missing a tooth. Calm down lad I am not throwing shade on your boyfriendgoat.
>>1973093/int/ - interracial is all about appreciating women of every race though
>>1973098based non-gooner
yeki smells their fear
>>1973099apologies there's definitely one autist who keeps posting about s0mple >boyfriendgoatwhomst?
huh
>>1973096Disgusting newfag
>>1973104Furia are running a 7 map poolhttps://www.hltv.org/news/42698/kscerato-we-know-how-to-play-all-seven-maps-because-we-have-a-bunch-of-nerds-here
wonderful deserves his first mvp for this
FVRIA fans look like this?
>>1973112she looks disgusted to be holding that up
>>1973113It's because she was looking at the "Let's go Mongolz" sign to her side.
>>1973113She's looking at the opposition in disgust.
There's no fucking way, right?
>>1973113I would be too
>>1973117no
>>1973111>blunderfool can only put up an mvp performance against tier 2 teamsno surprise there
>>1973117No.
>>1973117see >>1972718
>>1973112this bitch must be a paid actor they've been showing her every day
>>1973113>he doesn't know about the balkan stare
>>1973122>beterafixed thoughever
>>1973124All the pretty women are paid actors.
>>1973124Cool.
>>1973124the camera man is clearly a drooling gooner
That was unreasonably dangerous for MongolZ there
>>1973131I am not
>>1973130what?
nt
>>1973111hltv gave out enough fraudulent mvps and evps this year, even giving any in this event with 0 top 10 teams (before it started, according to vrs which is the only thing that matters) would be shameless
>>1973131dont cockshame me bitch
>>1973128Fixing is when you throw for money. Not the other way around.
>>1973139Navi is part of the cabal. They demand their MVP award.
>>1973143>he doesnt know about cleanfeeds and odds fixingclueless ass nigga
>>1973139it's supposed to be at least 2 top 10 teams by hltv rank and at least 4 top 20 well i've read some hltv comments saying this, not sure if they're actually correct
>>1973124If you don't pay pretty girls to hold signs at your event you're a retard, having a pretty girl on camera is a win-win-win. >dumb guys think that they should go to CS events in person to meet/be around pretty girls >women get convinced that they can go to CS events too/being a female CS fan is not weird>your e-sport gets legitimized as a real "thing" because its not just something sweaty single men do
brazisters????
They're choking
>planting outside door for no reason at all
mules > monkeys
the fat brazilian commentator is losing his shit
>>1973146Are you implying they were both in on it or that betera was a better team that could fix the odds by losing 12 rounds in a row only to win it all back in OT?
>>1973156Nah. Lucas1 is the one losing it.
Are the Mongolian girls paid too or are they actually that turned on by 910?
>>1973130Wearing a cross like that is the definition of virtue signalling. Where's your husband, harlot?
>>1973157>he doesn't know about cleanfeedsnigga clueless af
>maaraa laughing his ass offWeird to see but kinda wholesome
>>1973160I always thought you're supposed to hide the cross under the clothing instead of parading it around like that.
>>1973159no one is paid, schizo
>>1973159given that besides sumo, CS2 is the only thing mongolians have had to cheer for in 1000 years, I reckon they are probably getting pussy like rockstars
>>1973161The fuck is a cleanfeed?
mzingoat
The choke is complete
>>1973117>>1973119>>1973121No.
Many similarities between Falcons and Furia if you think about it.>Names start with F>Detestable org>Detestable players>Chokers>Never win anything>Bozo fans
910 cheater
>>1973166>in 1000 yearsYou're joking, right?
THE CHOKE OF THE CENTURY???????????????????
>>1973172Furia is cool thoughbeit
>>1973177you're fooling absolutely no one, [slur]
>>1973176Falcons in Melbourne.
>>1973174are you going to quote a history book at me, Tenga? Yeah, in that shithole there's nothing going on besides meth, mining and guys wrestling eachother naked.
If Furia loses this map it's over. Mental boom.
my fps in games goes from locked 240 fps to <60 why?
>>1973181>[slur]Imagine being afraid of being banned on 4chin kek.
>>1973176Falcons, Blast Austin Major
It's genuinely making me depressed how many attractive women are in the audience with their boyfriends. Why can't I have this bros.
>>1973183>1000 years
>>1973176aurora lost up 12-1 to mongolz recently
>>1973187kek I'm wise to your primitive unevolved ways, [slur][slur][slur]
>>1973147in that case there won't be any awards, but I think they had different criteria in the first fpg, either that or someone's rank changed right before it started to make it eligible. I don't think hltv ranking should even be used for this purpose as it's clearly obsolete and redundant now, it took ages for navi to drop out of top 5 when they were trash for almost a year, vrs put them where they belong quickly
>>1973189Because (you)'re here.
thank you to the /sp/tard who brought the schizo hereat least the chink was kinda funny
>autoshotty otwho did this
>>1973186i don't know
>>1973197s0mple
>>1973196>schizo hereyou mean that [slur] who was bragging about reporting and getting people bannedTMD!
>>1973197Cultural impact of /ourgoat/ s1mple.
>>1973196Chikaner is here?
What the actual fucking fuck????I went to eat at 12-3 there is no way Furia fumbled this how in the fuck can you choke a lead like this????
>fallen>one of the smartest players in the gameokay simmer down anders
asian bros... our response?
i apologize and kneelunc still got it
PRESENTE
Uh... Am I back to 2016?
>this fallen double jukeProfessor for a reason.
>>1973200same video game before and after restartingwtf
>FalleN in a clutch in 2025unironic goosebumps
Still got it
>>1973196>thread overrun by hltvfags and twitchniggers>somehow a single schizo is the one ruining it
>>1973204yes, though he no longer has the balls to post /pol/tard images or say monkey
FUCK YOU I WILL FLY TO MONGOLIA AND BEAT THE FIRST ASIAN FAGGOT I SEE IF THEY GET A PERFECT TR SIDE
I'm watching the brazilian stream. (I don't understand a single word)
>>1973208in macro understanding you have to be an ultimate contrarian to think he isn't up there
>>1973217People like him are just annoying. Trying to make a name for themselves and being so autistic they think people find them funny
did they seriously lose 9 t rounds then get to ot and then 3?
>>1973209the rizzler
>>1973190ghengis was r1b and your genetic lineage is the product of rape, I know it's not literally 1000 years lil pup, go back to r/asianmasculinity
FALLEN, STOP BLOWING MY MIND
GOATED FINAL??????????????????????????????????????
professor... i kneel
GOAT
>>1973208I hate huemonkeys and fallen is still undeniable. did you start watching 2 years ago?
>>1973196>>1973217>>1973204>>1973218>>1973222What did I miss?
WHERE MY /FURIA/ NIGGAS @?????
CLIP PLEASE I MISSED IT
If this finals were BO3 we'd be looking at a 9/10Instead I feel like last map is going to be a slurper leading to an easy Furia win.BO3 reigns supreme
>>1973225>1000
imagine being this much of an attention whore faggot that you talk about s0mple (0 real majors, 0 real mvps) and n0vi (fag coach) in the middle of a tier 1 event gran finals
>>1973231overrated as fugg
>>1973234I'd buy a FURIA jersey if it didn't say "FUTURE IS BLACK" on the back
>>1973233Epic namefag from /sp/ is also active here
PROFESSOR
>>1973233Some Mexican who spends every waking moment posting anti-latin american schizocharts from /pol/
>S0MPLEKEEEEEEEEEK
>>1973237you're chinese you should know how to round numbers
>>1973240The best I can offer you is a mayonnaise sponsorship
>>1973248kek
>>1973248I noticed that too
It doesn't really matter because bc are playing against some shitters tomorrow and then they're playing against alliance in gfs again. It's whatevs.
>>1973235idk what are HLTV doing, they are posting highlights constantly but not FalleN's 3k on map point
>>1973193>don't think hltv ranking should even be used for this purpose as it's clearly obsolete and redundant now, it took ages for navi to drop out of top 5 when they were trash for almost a year, vrs put them where they belong quicklyit's an hltv award you fucking retardwhy do you care whether or not they give out an mvp if you don't trust them
>>1973256this pic is on par with the classic sexgod pic in terms of aura
>>1973258>some [slur]Just type it out goofy ahh nigga
>>1973239I think he's rated fairly, I don't think I hear anybody but maybe macacos rating him as the best in any category but he's usually included in the conversation which he deserves to be.if you're talking about guys who are still actually relevant at tier 1 in that cohort you're just talking about karrigan and fallen, and they are both hall of famers.
>>1973260Really not falling for your bait retard
>>1973253They'll rape the Swedes in GFs.
Yew guys ever meet any player IRL? I meet coldzera on a parking lot during the ESL Sao Paulo, they would end up losing the finals to meme c9.
>>1973267>actual unironic [slurs] among usgrim
>>1973267did you say anything to him
>>1973267Nope. Never been to a CS event or any e-sports related event ever.
>>1973268
>>1973270My brother asked about the finals, he replied something like "we are gonna destroy them". They didn't.Funny thing is it would come out later fnx went to a club the night before with LUCAS1 and came back 30 minutes before the match started. SK let him go because of it.
>>1973277kino encounter
>>1973267met floppy last year (he's sitting on my lap rn)
>>1973255hltv's team ranking is retarded and vrs is already used for everything else that is relevant, awarding the correct players based on performance is a different matter entirely, though they sometimes get it wrong like zywoo's last blast bounty evp. hltv is bigger than hltv itself, it's intertwined with professional play and even decides who gets to rise up the rankings by either adding or not adding events to their site, that's why I care, retard
>>1973279osee...
I wish I went to Cologne 2022.
>>1973267No but apparently a friend of mine used to hang out with ChrisJ
https://nitter.net/Deusmuner/status/1969839340407624152the professor is too smart
>>1973267met element a couple times in an electronics store he used to work at, like 15 years ago
these whores are so fucking annoying im peacing out, gonna see the score on hltv later
Why are there so many trans people in Brazil? Why are they so hung?
>>1973291With joy. I'm German and I cheer for FURIA in this final
Professor masterclass.
>this saveRetarded or cold?
Why did Kcserato peek that awp?
I remember liking Overpass in CSGO but ever since they brought it back I hated to play and watch it. Anubis should've never been taken out for this shit
>>1973326>Anubis should've never been taken out for this shitbeyond retarded take
>>1973329All the pros agrees
>>1973326-anubis +ovp and the +$50 CT bonus is the best update Valve made in years when it comes to competitive CS
The Ghost of Brazil...
>>1973333Low iq take Anubis was the better map. Many people are calling for its return. Valve cannot ignore our voices for much longer
>>1973336ok schizo
cobbleseasoncache
>>1973280>that's why I care, retardwhy would you write this so indignantly after such a vacuous non sequitur of an answerhltv mvps specifically are not "bigger than hltv itself." hltv games are used for vrs ranking, I've heard of teams' hltv rankings being used in player contracts, but hltv mvps are just awards given out by a website that mean nothing elseif you wanna go "hltv is so important, everything they do matters" then their ranking matters. if everything they do doesn't inherently matter, why are you so upset about the mvp?
Who else attending @Mauisnake on Twitch's subathon next Tuesday 6 PM ET?Seeing his eyes glow up in pure gratefulness always fills me more joy than those gifted subs cost me.
>>1973342>all that text trying to talk sense ti an hltv touristYou can definitely spend your time better, anon
you wouldn't show that post to your mother
this 910 nigga cant flick for shit
>>1973359that makes no sense in any sort of elo-like system
it's retarded how gamble 5 execs and 5 man stacks is the best strat for pistols
niko should get the mvp
wtf Yekindar
>>1973364It's not an Elo-like system.
what a setup on mid
what the hell 4 kills and plant
Never mess with Mongolz Deagles, wtf.
Was it blitz or 910 who kept skullfucking people with deagle at some other recent event?
>>1973374Furia looks shaky on overpass, kinda like G2 maybe they could start banning it and play ancient
2nd Bogdan's Law
goddamn another bad round against eco/light buy
>>1973369bad b8 m8
Actually a good finals
bo3trannies take another L
>dust2holy kino
BO3 is le ba-ACK!!!!!!!
I've literally never seen a D2 game being competitive in CS2 Map 5 is going to show how pointless BO5 is with teams having to scrape the barrel of maps to play on. Expect 3 grenade lineups coupled with average Global Elite gameplay
>bo5 slogyawn
they both good on dust2
i did not watch this banana thirdie cup or n0vi stomping that fragadelphia or wtv. when's the next real tournament?
as I predicted, shitkindar sold ovp4 maps of good performance is too much to ask, sadly
>>1973401>as I predicted, shitkindar sold ovp
This is where we're at 4 maps later.
Does anyone here actually use those in ear headphones while gaming? I always owned a bunch of high end pairs but it never crossed my mind to plug them into the pc while gaming over a headset.
>>1973401The real burden as usual is KSCERATO
>You're cheering for Furia, right anon?Your response?
>>1973410>Nah, I am more of a Vitality or bust kind of guy Golden Hornet if you heard of 'em. *flops out 8 inch cock*
>>1973410>plastic trashBrazil not sending their best
It went past 70k last map
>>1973413She's Israeli
>tech pausefml
>>1973413problem?
>>1973342just because you were hyper aggressive for no reason and I felt like calling you a retard in return, well I say no reason but there's the possibility you're upset about having your work called out. anyway it's not an all or nothing kind of thing, it's only the team rankings that are inferior and obsolete, sometimes I'll disagree with a decision but that's to be expected since they are somewhat subjective, doesn't mean I don't have trust in anything hltv does. yes mvps are inherently meaningless and so is everything related to cs as it's just a game except to those that earn a living from it, we choose to derive meaning from it and seeing who gets awards is entertaining as a result, I don't want to see wonderful get a mvp for farming bad teams because I dislike him and it'd be undeserved that is all
>>1973410>brazilian all celebrating brazil cs is back>their team has been hard carried by one kazakh team the entire event and this whole final as well
this game is a banger
>>1973436>downplaying The ProfessorI bet you doubted when they appeared with Yeki.
>>1973436Props to Fallen for finding him
falcons furia would've been closer
>>1973441
>>1973447Dont ever post this again
>>1973403Uhhhh
holy kino round
>>1973443you know fallen's one one t4 lan since coldzera left his team rightwhat was he doing all that time while you trusted him?
omg can this bitch shut the fuck up im fucking looooosing it
fallen calling is so badretire
Holy fucking kinoYou are witnessing greatneas, zoomers
>>1973447Album?
cinema
>>1973467[Soft Error] Yves.
GOATKINDAR about to get a trophy, which he should have got on Liquid
p2000 GODS
is pooria #1 if they win?
bro thought he can jiggle so sloppily against moloGOD, this ain't faceit lilbro
MY GOAT FINNA BOUTA GET DAT
I fucking hate that screaming cunt. It's the same bitch over and over again. I rarely feel that kind of anger but it's something about recurring high-pitched sounds that just turns me into a complete subhuman savage. I just want to glue her lips together.
YEKINDAR SAVED
>>1973456won one
i said yekindar was good still good early this year before he was picked up and you all made fun of me
>>1973469Cheers.
>>1973477HOLY FVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK YEKI-SAMAAAAAAAAAA
MOLODOY IS UP MONGOLZ DOWN
molodog is kinda clutch tho
>>1973479>I just want to glue her lips together.with what
EZ
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEKIGODMOLOGOATPROFESSORBAITCERATOYUURIH
what if they just didn't defuse after casters already called out furia won
>>1973472They already shitstomped Spirit and Mouz, but haven't played Vitality since December 2024. Giving how Vit is going lately, yeah...
>FalleN winning a trophy at 34>KSCERATO and yuurih finally getting a big win>YEKINDAR comeback>molodoy shows his potential
yekino and mologoy sitting these fraud chinks down
PRESENTE PROFESSOR
>>1973492Anything that would make her shut the fuck up.
can't believe grandpa is lifting a tropy again
when was the last time fallen won a comparable tournament? anything since 2017 or 2018?
>>1973498australia lost
MY MOLODOY IS UP
This was actually good CS See you guys next time
>>1973508Brazilians carried by Euros
I guess that makes Molodoy mvp. Best event rating of any finalist and best rating in the finals.
>molodoy englishi'm feeling thank you
BOARD YOUR HOUSES, SECURE YOUR FAMILIESRETRIEVE YOUR DRY FOOD STORES, YOUR FIREARMS AND MUNITIONS PREPARE YOURSELVESFURIA HAVE WON A ~T1 LAN, THE APOCALYPSE IS SURELY UPON US
My god stop asking questions to these ESL mongs and just ask their caretaker
DIA DE FURIA
>been cheering for the Mongz forever>they're on the finals against my home team
happy to see kcerato win somethinghe's been a top 10 level player for a long time but been staying in brapzil for some reason
>>1973514kek
>>1973506ummmmmm, you're chinese
>>1973477Any one of you got the full webm of of his karate moves?
>>1973508>brazil -0.78% net swing>eu +5.15% net swinglmfao
>>1973518He didn't want to go international so international came to him. I'm genuinely glad to see them win a real tier 1 lan trophy.
>>1973523brazil: making playseu: baiting
>>1973521there's also a video of him shadowboxing from shanghai or blast in singapore, where's our webmguy
yo onions ctmr caralho puta mierda
>>1973518>>1973524isn't this just proof he was fucking retarded and wasted most of his career
>>1973526>there's also a video of him shadowboxing from shanghaiThat's the one I want
Did anyone actually believe in this roster when it was announced? I thought it was a joke, yet here we are.
>>1973529Yes
>>1973527the most botted event i've ever seen in CSstill was a great tournament
>>1973525someone mistranslated that word for you, baiting is kscerato's 1.12 k/d ratio that doesn't even get a green rating
Its a fucking party on stage now.
>>1973531No but I'm all here for it Pretty based team if they can keep this up
>>1973529>isn't this just proof he was fucking retarded and wasted most of his careerYeah but I'm still happy for him. Also mologoat getting his recognition and old man Fallen bringing it home is beautiful.
>>1973529yeah he definitely wasted a lot of his prime
>>1973527Okay but divide by like 3.
>>1973531molodoy announcement was the most wtf news moment this year
>Wins a tournament>Brings out his little dog on stage Holy baste
>>1973534Stop being retarded, we explained on the thread before, GAULES didn't broadcast this because he has beef with betboom. His audience spread out between the one BR channel and the official broadcasts.
>>1973527magixx bros we are here
holy shit it's m0nesy on stage
>>1973531Never doubt the professor. He only lost between SK and now because Fnx will choose party and pussy every time, Cold got the mental of a woman, and Chelo + Art were just bad.
>>1973531it felt like extreme desperation, maybe it was. sometimes things just work out. I think furia is one of the most entertaining teams to watch right now (mostly because of the transplants)
so what do we rank teams now?i feel like it's spirit vitality mongolz tied 1st then furia 4th
UHHHHHH
Thank you CIS, next stop: The vile fr*nch.
>>1973551BASEDFUCK GRINGOS
>>1973543nigga kassad had 10k viewers on random group stage games, casting in Serbian. if you think this was real viewers i have a bridge to sell you.
Yuurih is gonna PLAP this bros...
did i miss anything today?
>>1973531it's surprising how good molodoy is. he was 1.20 in deep t3 (his team was barely good enough to compete in cct)but now he has almost same rating in t1 cs
>>1973557there was no english broadcast off kick
>>1973554>is carried by gringos
>>1973551>valve rankingdont care
molodoy mvp?
>>1973561fallen was glazing him hard on BR channels since day one, he saw something on the kid I guess
HOLY SHIT WE WON VS NIP I GOTTA KISS THE TROPHY
>>1973531nah, I remember making fun of the fact that they lost several faceit games in a row as a 5 stack before their first official together
>>1973570humiliation ritual
>>1973561He was an ultimate-like gamble that actually paid off
he won it
>>1973518Oh yeah his grandfather passed recently so this was for him
I mean any other rookie of the year contenders? >>1973578
>>1973575ultimate is a lot weirder. he had only like 1.10 rating. not even top 10 most promising t2/t3 awper at the time.
>>1973581kyousucky niggas in shambles
Hot take: Furia beat Mongolz
>>1973581tn1r if he wins a couple of tournaments with spirit kyousuke if falcons manages to win a couple of tournaments
>>1973578Brazilians are about to close a whole brother for him.
>YEKINDAR: "My best friend had a wedding during this eventOn stage to Pala: "My best friend had a wedding during this event and I didn't go. So congratulations to them with their wedding.">FalleN, speaking later: "Happy to play this game for 22 years. To be able to find another top team at this stage of my career... Life is hard. It hits you and you have to keep going."gege
>>1973578Its a matter of time until he gets a brazilian gf then it is all over.
>>1973540>>1973534>>1973557You retards could see an Indian team in major grand finals (never happening, it's a example) having half a billion viewers and you would call it a botted stream despite India having x4 times the population of the USA, wait until you find out how many viewers Chinese CS teams get in Chinese streaming websites.
>>1973592>"There's so much we have to sacrifice. It's a beautiful life, playing games for a living. But, KSCERATO lost his grandpa two days ago, Mareks missed a wedding, time away from family. There's a lot in the background."
kscerato won while wearing this
>>1973595Okay hues and mongs were probably somewhat legit. The Russian ones were not.
>>1973597LMAO what a legend
>>1973594Yekingoat already got a Georgian one, what's the difference?
fact: mongolz would not have beaten falcons
So why couldn't gaules stream this?
>>1973597lmao
>>1973608Gaules has beef with BetBoom apparently. They chose the other channel to stream. This is what I read here and some other places. No idea how true it is.
>>1973608gaules wants to have exclusive streaming rights or something stupid and organizers didn't want to give it so he didn't stream at allim not brazilian, i just read this in a hltv comment
>>1973614>>1973612The Mad House crew is a lot more entertaining.
niko's mvp was stolen>b-but you need to get into finals to le get itkarrigan got a semifinal mvp in 2011
Still cheering for mongolz, magog?
>>1973612>>1973614They should just let whoever stream whatever. I don't see how this could hurt.
>>1973619i have no idea and will never watch it but if it's true that gaules demands exclusive streaming rights, then that sounds really lame
>>1973604certainly true, falcons would 3-0 and no map would even be competitive, I guess this outcome was for the best for viewers and spectators
>>1973595>(never happening, it's a example)you are a fucking genius, great analogykick even has chat full of bots, even people on hltv noticed it and made threads about ithttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3061710/kick-fissure-chaton kassad's yt stream there was 10k viewers for random ass games no one cared about and maybe 1 foreign comment in 20 minutes, it was just a regular slow chat in serbian like when there's 1k people max watching. i'm sure it's because all the foreign viewers were just so polite to not spoil the discussion.
do you think blade is proud?
>>1973527>>1973619>The Mad House crew Who are they?
>>1973619I'm brazilian but I hate watching Gaules, it's fucking awful. I was kinda forced to watch this one through them because Kick and Twitch are fucked for me and I don't know why. The guys on MadHouse are a lot of fun, way better than Gaules and his random ass friends.I still won't watch BR streams because I like EN casting but if they managed to grow more and shit on Gaules, that would be great.>>1973622Just Brazil things. You know how they get players and put insane buyouts for them? Bunch of greedy fucks everywhere.
Unc is so happy bros
>>1973628I think he's relieved that it went relatively easy without any hiccups aside from that 9ine game. Meaning that they aren't in complete shit.
>>1973590about to what
>>1973629The pros (or ex-pros not sure) Hen1 and Lucas1, FKS a youtuber and Gordox an old caster for a lot of games, mainly CS and League I think.
Good tournament. Felt slightly cheap at times but still good.Also I think this is basically a bigger win than G2's was. Because this entire tournament was on lan unlike Blast London.
>>1973629Nobody there is socially anxious, the total opposite of the Gaules crew.Gordox is an old narrator, he's unironically Iron in League of legendsFks is funny as hellLucas1 and Hen1 are ex-pro players and pretty great guys
>>1973638Yeah it was kind of a long ass tournament, must be a great feeling to win
>>1973628>proud*Loud and Proud >>1973447
>>1973640soulz*nic could never
falcons status?
>>1973638I feel like every tournament outside of Majors, Colognes and Katos are just varieties of sorta cheap. But if the games deliver then it doesn't matter. Fuck that screeching bitch though.
>>1973599That's my whole point>>1973627I'm talking about Brazilians and Mongolians, they alone make 330k viewers, everything else is irrelevant
>>1973640>Hey kid, wanna win a major?
>>1973640So this shit was a fluke. AHHHH but I still love professor tho.
>>1973652molodoy was the highest rated awper in t2/t3 so he wasn't a complete nobody. but he played for a pretty shit team (almost rank 100) so i doubt people thought he could instantly go to t1 and compete.
Did you apologize to The Professor yet? How about Yeki? Apologize.
>>1973632They had a disaster on inferno T side again, and even on the CT they weren't that good, NiP was just worse. there was a round where Aleksi and makazze died on banana for free, but iM saved the round by yolo running throu smoke and lining up 3 with the mp9.
>>1973636>>1973639Which one is which? And how did they come about, is it just a random streaming channel they decides to create for cs2 just for tournaments?
If Furia wins Budapest,I will transition.
>>1973659From left to right: Hen1, Lucas1, Gordox and FKS.I don't know how the channel got made though.
>>1973640>>1973644>how could you change your language right before the event. we talked about this, we said this is the stupidest thing you could do, and you know it, we all know it, the worst is that you're so fucking good in russian, and you change your language for no reason. we're all so disappointed in you, that you ruined us and ruined our chances. what's done is done, but you cannot change your language like this when the team depends on you
>>1973654Actually nevermind I looked at the date and it's from April. He probably is more comfortable with it now.
>>1973659They obviously wanted to take advantage of the gap Gaules left. Their model of commentary is very common in Brazil for football games, casual with three or more people, parasocial etc.
>>1973664>Gaules leftWhat? Why Gaules wasn't streaming in the first place?
i just found out molodoy is nicknamed "the truth" by brazilian fansdekobros....
>>1973659the fat one was funny and soulful. i didn't understand a single word but i still enjoyed him
>>1973666deko would've been better than molodoy if he played t1 seriously
>>1973660I love el professore but i feel like your masculinity is safe with this bet.
>>1973660We will be there
>>1973660don't do it b1ad3
>>1973666Confia no verdadeiro (Believe in truth) is a phrase associated with FalleN since the Luminosity days (or even older, I started following CS around that time), him being "The Truth". I guess that was passed down to molodoy for being cracked.
where's the bo5 hater incel
>>1973668lol deko has 0 mental, he would tilt after choking nuke regulation and check out from the game
>>1973660Don't make promises you won't keep, just get a breastplate plus a good wig to have fun from time to time
molodoy is 4 months ***OLDER*** than monesy and has achieved much lessthoughts on these facts?
>>1973679How about the fact that molodoy raped him yesterday with no lube?
>>1973682molodoy will never ever get a #2 player of the year
now what
Now we wait for FaZe to announce who's getting the boot.
>>19736866 days until epl stage 112 days until proper epl
>>1973686Goonin sesh
>>1973686See you in *check tournament dates* A WEEK?
is we getting cache
>>1973673Oh cool, i actually didn't know that despite following CS at that time. thanks
Can i haz cobblestones?
>>1973694no one likes that map
>>1973691yes>>1973694yes
FalleN is much more competent as a rifler anchor than cadiaN when he switched, who could have guessed
yekindar so fucking many opening kills and deaths
fluke win. their real level is this.
>>1973709However...
>>1973709>augustthat was like a couple of months ago lol
>>1973713one month ago
wonderful finally owns a tournament and has best event rating but hltv thinks it's not worthy of mvp because other teams dodged the tournament? this is lame?
>>1973719>>1973447
>>1973686Few more shuffles to be announced (EliGE to Liquid looks like an inevitability), EPL, then waiting for the Major
>>1973719Who cars
>>1973686fragadelphia nigga
>>1973723There's Chengu, Cac, Blast rivals, that meme tournament in Malta Navi is playing (but also some other, better teams, unlike Starladder)
>>1973733Oh and PGL Bucharest, this time with crowd i believe
>>1973733malta tournament actually has 4 good teamsbut i think there's basically just 3 tournaments before major that will have all top 4 teams: epl, chengdu and blast rivalsbut cac and pgl bucharest are decent t1.5 events too
weird
Kscerato and yuurih have top20 player and easilty the 2 best brazilian players for years now and everyone was begging them to go international because we all knew they would have no problem playing in any trophy contender team.They kept rejecting every offer claiming they wanted to stay in brazil no matter what even if they'd never win a trophy in their life and yet in the end, they managed to win a trophy after their own team went international and got 2 non brazilian players to reinforce their system.These retards were rejecting international for years for international to come to them instead.
>>1973740What would be the best pure Brazilian team anyway? Furia -yekindar -molodoy +insani +nqz?Insani is fine and potentially better than yekindar but there really is no amazing brazilian awper.
>>1973740>These retards were rejecting international for years for international to come to them instead.they don't sound like retards to me, in fact they sound basedsame thing happened with Zywoo, he'd probably still be carrying 3dmax type of teammates with Vitality if NEO himself didn't make the decision to go international
>>1973747The thing is Zywoo couldn't speak english at all and had no input on the roster decision of his team, Zywoo could have fled ship if he wanted and found success regardless.I'm convinced kscerato and yuurih could have joined faze, g2, navi at any period in the last years and drown in trophies and they both speak decent english.Good enough and huge respect for thejr integrity and fallen as well but there's no denying they wasted some of their prime years in brazilian hell.
>>1973737Bucharest might have more big teams than just aurora and gamerlegion since it became possible for them to attend, but doesn't seem to have been revealed yet
15 years together and no kids Brutalhttps://x.com/lelorena/status/1969893129278160976
God damn this half season is so much better than the first. We're in mid september and we already had Spirit, Mongolz, G2 and Furia winning trophies, we're far from the vitality wins lul that was the most boring fucking shit imaginable, and Failclowns are still bad lmao.
>>1973757>15 yearsImpressive
>>1971351Brasil sil sil
>>1973667brazilian hands typed this
>>1973646/ourgoat/ didn't even watch the final, training arc resumed with his eyes set on the major, furia may have this one I am even happy for them getting to win something at long last, but for us this was a low priority event that we attended only to secure stage 3 which we did #falconsarehere
>september 2025>midsuke shills still posting pug screenshotsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1973805what's so funny bitch
is banks the diddy of counterstrike?
>Fallen winning a pretty stacked eventKek, what is this, 2015? Fair enough, congrats you ol' buzzard
>>1973867Yes
s1mple's fans are deranged as fuck
>>1973930>Translated from Chinese by Grok
his future? his legacy?
>>1973940weak era merchant, realistically
>>1973566they're honorary Brazilians ok
>>1973209I wounder what country that guy's frommy guess is that he's a Serb
>>1973566have you seen molodoy's facethat motherfucker's not white, he's acne-maroon
molodoy doesn't look very kazakh
>wake up>furia wonfucking nice, it's a new CS era where we have so many good teams only KINO awaits us Molodoy top 3 sniper rn btw, this kid is going places
>CS2 2025-09-17 update makes surfing up to 40% slowerAre they ever going to admit that subtick was a stupid fucking meme or what
which will be the second team to win more than two tournaments this season?
was it deserved?
>>1974019bruh what, wasn't it slow to begin with? the fuck are they doing.... i don't believe we will get good gamemodes in this decade
>>1974041NA tards cant make an average player (with the potential to become great) play well. only the professor (real igl goat) was capable of such feat
>>1974041At the time, yes, he was shockingly bad.He's finding some of his old form in Furia but he's still prone to being completely useless on occasion.
>>1974013the fact that mongolz, g2, and furia won something in the span of a month proves to me that vitality were weak era merchants and that their time is over
>>1974038mouz (epl and the major)
>>1974053Nertz now is basically Liquid Yekindar bad. Liquid is good at ruining players.
>williams podium>furia winthis was a good sunday
>>1974053He plays a lot like peak Fer. Fallen just found someone he knows how to utilize.
Is almost all online cs kick exclusive now? For example >CCT>European Pro League (confusingly calls also calls themselves EPL like ESL Pro League)>Galaxy Battle>Exort Proving GroundsJust checked a few t2 organizers and just like in the last month everything has gone to kick. But only in English btw, other languages still seems to be on twitch.
>>1974137Winline is on twitch but that's because they don't have an official english stream
>>1973407yesi don't use a mic because i'm antisociali don't have a headphone dentyou can actually wear them outside the house
>>1973407I never speak. Also I don't play games that require constant communication in order to have a competitive edge. So yes I use earbuds and those only.
goat playing in 5 minuteshttps://kick.com/eplcs_en
>>1974182DEFUND THE CTs.
>>1974182hope he doesn't have a hangover
simplel...
simple is just fixing odds2-1 ez
>>1974041If he remained as a player and did his part? No.But he took the reins and said he'd build liquid as he wants and it failed big time. In that regard? Yea.
>auto-shotgunis goat bored and phoning it in?
https://xcancel.com/theAllianceGG/status/1969837548441866610s1mple's chinese fans are going nuts in the replies
the race for VRS points is nearly over
>>1974245only saw one chinese tweetalso apparently loda's monkey wife kellymilkies is still around
>>1974249there's a lot that isn't being picked up by nitter chrome translated to english
>>1969474>>1969475>>1969480>>1969490>>1969485>>1969504
absolute cinema that he tweeted then lost two Bo3s in a rowyes i'm posting this before the game is overno i won't regret it
>>1974252I don't really get what tweets xcancel shows or doesn't show. I think accounts that has maybe too few followers or tweets are just automatically not shown.
>>1974245Chinese use xitter?
S1MPLOL
>>1974258when they spin up a VPN sure, I remember zywoo getting bombarded by hundreds of angry chinese people after shooting a tyloo body
vs radar wcyd?
>>1974260I think it's because something gets popular on some Chinese social media and then they flock to twitter and complain. Like maybe some Chinese cs personality called Alliance cheaters and that's it.
>>1973997KUMMIKO
So when are FaZe and Liquid announcing their changes?
>>1974281Well Faze has already announced +Twistzz. I think because EPL required info and it would leak anyway? But it's weird because they haven't announced who he's replacing.Liquid is not going to EPL (was to low VRS). I think they might want meet Elige (or whoever they're getting) and take some photos of him with Liquid jersey.Liquid is supposedly going to some Polish lan in a few days. But they're already guaranteed major so they might skip it I think..
>>1974283>But they're already guaranteed major so they might skip it I thinkIf they go to finals or the first place match they would get the 5 matches to get their new roster on the VRS. That way EliGE would get the stickers instead of having to play as a substitute.
when is donk playing?
>>1974291i don't know
>>1974289>first place*third place match but you know what I meant. I also forgot to mention that eventuality that was brought up on Talking Counter in which Twistzz is still part of the Liquid core invited to the Major and thus being ineligible to play as a substitute for FaZe. Karrigan better hope Liquid plays in Birch Cup.
the next vrs tournament but the major spots are almost locked in now
>>1974324also landalan which could maybe get betboom into the major (depending on how other teams do).is saw not attending anything?
>>1974327no LANs but they can win Exort Proving Grounds
>>1974324>but the major spots are almost locked in nowOne good run on LAN should get a team over 100 points. There's still going to be some changes imo.
>>1974341the data guy who ran simulations seems to think only 2 of the eu spots are in doubtprobably contingent on heroic dominating stage 1 epl and the other one probably depends on who farms the most from birch or draculan or epl
>>1974324nevermind
>>1974343I could see 3 spots changing. VP bombing out of EPL isn't unlikely and B8 & SAW are super close to the cutoff.
>>1974350lmao, this is such fucking faggotry it's unreal
when do GOATsuke, GOATnesy, and GOATko playing?
>>1974429never heard of those ladies
>>1974429
>>1974451what the fuck man
>>1974451>>1974464Chad behavior from Niko, nglShowing everyone watching you're not afraid to show who's yours
>>1974466insecurity, high school type shit. like you never see aleksi fondling w0nderful on cam, he knows that's his bussy and that's that
>>1974492dude aleksib is the most beta sub gay fag I have ever seen, he ain't no bussy getta bro sybau
>>1973447You can try to talk shit about about him but he's an Asukafag, I think he's also a twifag, he has a kotobukiya bishoujo miku and a g3 core refresh cleo, not sure what I am supposed to make fun of here besides that disgusting version of the pride flag and his poor taste in Jojo's.
>>1973447I doubt that's blade's room.
>>1974509You are correct, that's actually a War Room in NaVi headquarters
>>1974509it is
>>1974500>>1974514Well if it is then stuff like this is probably not something that he's personally interested in but rather some shit that carries sentimental value.Although maybe he's just gay. No reason to have that flag there otherwise.
>>1974524It feels like they show it like: "Look, here's what goat coach blade is into!"
Karrigan is into dope and swag and chicken wings
>>1974524idk most of it but the anime girl bottom left is from a meme game that came out in 2017 when blad3 was like 31he's a brony anime loser who's been quiet about it, get over it
>>1974341hope heroic and fnatic make it over b8 and saw, would've wanted parivision more than either but it seems impossible now after failing at starladder
>>1974527It's clearly not his nigga. Probably the owner of the apartment
>>1974534Bone-in chicken wings are shit tier
>>1974583Yes, they just showed that for no reason lol.
goat calling out the poles
>0/4 Chinese teams made it to Valorant Major playoffsGrim
>>1974641who's the valorant goat?
>>1974600Magnojez as well,the state of online cs is a disgrace
>>1974657in the last 4-5 months or something they have won every online tournament they've played except one. the one they lost they had "internet issues" and forfeited.that's not counting lan qualifiers btw. they have lost like 10 lan qualifiers to shit teams. funny coincidence.
>>1974655https://liquipedia.net/valorant/S-Tier_TournamentsA team has yet to achieve 3/3. Fnatic so far is the only team to have won 2/3 tournaments in a single year. So the whole GOAT thing kind is short-lived. As far as this year's major goes, picrel is the table of stats showcasing group stage performance.
ohne gonna watch bc game vs escare they still gonna radar or too much attention?
>>1974666aren't the highlighted tournaments the international ones? so 4 tournaments per year?still that sucks so bad lol.
>>1974676Game Changers is a women's league, so those are completely different rosters.
>>1974666>3-4 international tournaments a yearholy shit lol what a joke of a game
get in here nowhttps://www.twitch.tv/ohnePixel
>>1974683Tier-1 is all STRICTLY Riot-coded. Basically 3rd parties aren't allowed to even sniff or organize shit when it comes to featuring T1 teams. Same goes for regional Tier-2 leagues. Orgs are basically on a leash there. I think League is the same way.
>>1974690sorry, not watching n*zis
>>1974694S'okay bro. Ohne is pro-Israel.
https://youtu.be/mqTP6pHxCDo?si=DjZeXxMWiJR3ELfk&t=670kyousuke: thank you dad
>>1974699call the cops
Bruh
>>1974690damn this fake reaction is huge cringe. shame on you
>>1974693that's so cuckedyou could have 2 top teams literally never play each other
Faze when announcement
>>1974711Fakest shit i ever seen cuh
allegedly
s1mple IS that nigga
oh neither team plays trainbc game just banned nuke instead because esc has 96% winrate on it
>>1974733>esc has 96% winrate on it>26 maps played, 25 wonhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
S1MPLE IS THAT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAI REMEMBER A S1MPLE TRAIN NOSCOPE
>>1974733>8maps 88% wr vs 4maps 50% wrHell yeah let's ban it>15maps 87% wr vs 8maps 62% wrHell yeah let's ban it>We don't play trainHell yeah let's pick it?
>>1974741they probably want to lose bc game games gets more attention than any other t2 team so bad idea to be suspicious vs them
out of s1mples 18 kills we've seen like 3 of them, this observer hates him or something
they losin to andu with a deagandu
>>1974741they're trying to lose to get eyes off of them, of course anyone with a brain like you will realize this veto was trolled but they'll still say it was because of the maps that they lost
>>1974744>>1974757>want to lose to to get rid of suspicionI'm under the impression that this is the reason behind this stupid veto as well. Let's see how the series plays out. This is a CT map after all.
>>1974757nevermind it's cause they didn't make it in time for the veto cause of a match against big, so it was out of their control, still think they use radar and that they won't be using it this match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKJ62xVkCc
>>1974767you just know they wanted to release that right after winning fissure
primetapz is so ass
>>1974767Okay okay we get it you niggas came from nothing we get it you humble as fuck and REAL we get it now stop
two e zed
come on esc we need s0mple twitter meltdown
come on bcgame we need "s0mple"fag csgog meltdown
>n0xa
who the fuck is this squeaker lmfao
he's doing this shit on purpose now
Radar hackers kneel before s1.93mple
they're too scared to radar vs simple they know this game will be under more scrutiny
>>1974840Holeeeeee CSGODS1MPLE! KNEEL ZYWHORES!
goatple
suddenly they're not making "genius" rotates and insane smoke kills. weird.
>>1974868aura diff
u doubted?
honestly this just proves they cheatit was obvious how they were intentionally playing like clueless retards
>>1974877Explain this to these niggers.
>>1974877yea nothing like how they normally play, not a matter of someone having a bad day just a completely different play style either in order to lose on purpose or because they were afraid of playing with radar on with all this heat
That's exactly what made me decide to quit. In the games I was addicted to I'd face sweats or I'd have toxic teammates and realize these guys have no life.I'm over here running online businesses and have the opportunity to really fulfill my potential but instead I'm wasting 10-15 hours a week gaming and giving these losers an opportunity to grief me so they can feel better than me.So I decided I don't want to put the energy into getting good at these pointless games anymore. I want to get good at real life
>>1974887I ain't reading all of that nigga
>>1974887gtfo
>>1974887>t.
>>1974887faggot
>>1974913So that's where the red tippy is @ nowadays
>>1974884They really just looked clueless. In a way I was starting to think they were less suspicious because they had been winning so much. Because if you want to earn money in t2 you're better off trying to not attract attention and just silently matchfix.But in this game it just looked like they trying to be bad: "LOOK WERE NOT CHEATERS"
it's so gay that hltv locked prediction voting behind accounts
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385810/mibr-vs-2game-esl-challenger-league-season-50-south-america-cup-2SunPaypal's replacement is playing in half an hour
>watch s1mple>he ghosts>dont watch s1mple>1.8 rating, total rapei love watching s1mple bros but i may have to sit tomorrows game out :(
>>1974969just because they faced radar team trying to act innocentalliance is legit though
>>1974973yeah but i also watched him ghost against fuckin ruby
>LOOK WE GOT BASED BLACK GUYSnice retweet thorin
rematch between these two teams right nowinteresting to see if we get nuclear kl1m againhttps://www.twitch.tv/eslcs
>1.30 playoffs ratingNAFFERS ARE FUCKING BACKNEVER DOUBTED
>>1975022>*is not dogshit for two consecutive series*uh, congrats?
>>1975029Highest rated player in the playoffs despite Liquid being the lowest seed and playing vs two top 8 teams and despite being an anchor1.50 if he star roles
>>1975022Will he throw Birch Cup to deny Twistzz the major?
>>1975036okay to be fair, he's somewhat respectable nowfinally has over 1.00 rating in last 3 months
>>1975045He's the biggest tier-2 merchant on the planet. Solo carry vs VP.Prodigy, 2nd highest rated vs ECSTATIC, 2nd highest rated vs FlyQuest, highest rated vs Sashi.If anything, Birch Cup will be his feast.
>>1975045why does that deny twistzz the major?something about needing 5 games?
>>1975056>something about needing 5 games?Yes. As far as I understand it if Liquid don't play 5 games Twistzz is still part of the core that gets the major invite and thus ineligable to play for FaZe as a substitute. Don't quote me on that though, I'm not a VRS expert, I just heard multiple commentators and pundits mention it.
>>1974996we did not, but if mibr weren't so terrible this performance would be enough to win
>>1975080I have to wonder if the deal to swap Twistzz and EliGE has a good faith clause where Liquid will do their best to play at least 5 games
>>1975128I'd assume part of the deal was that Liquid would at least play Birch Cup. Even if the had a "we'll try our best™" clause I doubt that FaZe would have any legal recourse against Liquid if they bomb out 0-2.
>>1974988He has beef with Destiny. Like really old beef. Around when he had the Polish incident.
>>1975214more like>are they retardedsince he couldn't do anything to save that round
>>1975220It goes way further than that round
https://nitter.net/gabefollower/status/1970211284080566402First good gabe follower tweet ever
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385814/marsborne-vs-wildcard-esl-challenger-league-season-50-north-america-cup-2nachads comeactually important match
>>1975236I'm at gym
>>1975236cam on cxzi
>>1975236skinrave can get dislodged, but wildcard won't get knocked out, will they?
>>1975328Basically yeah.
the fake goat is desperatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vA_EB16QB8
>>1974269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0ptKo0k_Y
>>1975331well it's a moot point now
>>1974524To be fair this collection looks pretty average, it's exactly the kind of shelf you would see on /toy/, /a/, /mlp/ or even /g/, the thing is as anon said >>1974539 this is the kind of stuff that would shock normalfags, being a weeb brony is for "losers", exactly the reason why imageboards like 4chan and other websites were made, for me this is normal, kinda cool actually.I my opinion there's nothing wrong with being a fag as long as you keep it in the bedroom or at closed doors, not exactly in the closet but not making it your entire personality, being quiet about it, that's the way I do it, out of my 4 close friends only one of them knows I'm gay (I didn't know he was gay too, we ended up dating for years), my family doesn't know anything about my sexuality since it's not something I like to share, not even to close friends, my family is mostly Christians anyways so I won't tell them, I don't want them to stop talking to me over something they don't need to know.
>>1975425why do you think it's cool, even in private? it's just buying plastic shit that collects dust in your roomI'm a pretty minimalist guy but I understand putting up a couple pieces of art, you see it and it spurs a certain well of feelings or leaves you thinking about it. but if you see an illegible mess, 12 of the same mass-manufactured expressionless pony character from a kid's tv show lost amidst a multicolored morass it just feels like arrested development and trying to buy your way to shallow escapism and irrecoverable childhoodI get I'm not the target audience but I can't put myself in his shoes and understand it at all
>autist can't comprehend people are different
>>1975435self-reflect
having a collection of dolls as an adult is a symptom of being unfathomably raped
How to cope?
>>1975433Lots of people collect stuff, not just autists, haven't you seen people obsessed with miniature cars or planes? dolls are way gayer but these serve the same purpose.>putting up a couple pieces of art, you see it and it spurs a certain well of feelings or leaves you thinking about it.The dolls do the same for the owner, the vibrant colors make you feel better, it reminds you of the show and you can pick them up and play with them, perhaps he has some of them because he thinks the designs are cute, something that can't be said about funko pops.>it's just buying plastic shit that collects dust in your roomImagine not playing with your toys from time to time, the mass produced argument works with any kind of room decoration, it's all "useless" stuff placed there only for people to look at, that's its purpose even if it collects dust, you want it to be there so you can look at it.>trying to buy your way to shallow escapismIt is all escapism, any kind of entertainment you get without being productive is escapism, turning on your tv, picking up a ball, fishing, basically anything that releases stress, this very thread is about watching fat nerds playing a videogame filled with gambling, why do we do that?Dolls are gay escapism, as I said just take a look at /toy/, we are spergs playing with toys, it brings us joy, as simple as that.>irrecoverable childhoodPerhaps, but therapy sessions can only do so much, troubled minds need to find a resting place, therapists would even tell you to buy these toys as an adult if you say you wish you had them when you were a kid, "healing your inner child" and all that shit.>>1975439My parents didn't let me have toys as a kid, tv shows were all satanic, they even threw away my pokemon and yugioh cards>here are some legos but don't build anything satanic like pyramidsAlmost 30 years later and I still wish I had toys back then, I can't go back in time, I can only cope.
>>1975439Are you the guy who seethed endlessly about people celebrating their birthday?
>>1975439projecting much?
i just want to vibe in comp after not playing for a weeks and my enemy is 3.1k elo in mg2i even shit on him in duels 6-3 but my team are all mouthbreathers getting aced by him and its like its not their fault its comp but like man
what a weird way to spell no mvps for tier 2 tournaments
>20k rankup match>enemy team has an unranked leetify 97aim god every timepls
>>1975518now i played with wolfy and i think i made him mad cuz he started deagle onlying and didn't sign my profile after he said he would...
>>1975485GOAT plays grand finals today
I want more people to play with XM
>>1975553I want more people to play with my penis.
>>1975553I want more people to turn down their fucking brightness holy fucking npc...
>>1975562my monitor's gaymer mode makes the picture darker so it's a lot less bright for me
>>1975563oh shit my bad
>having a 4000 word meltie about dolls>not raped
>nkb>djoko>misutais french cs back?
>>1975645no scream?
nip are going to bucharest, with susp instead of snappi cause he's having a kid. they invite based on vrs rankings from september 1st where they were 24th so at least 8 teams declined probably more, just hope it won't be full blown t2-t3
>>1975669that means fnatic, saw, betboom, b8 is going toomaybe even gentle mates too
esc stopped using radarsecond loss on nuke in 27 maps lol
>>1975675>we're not cheating frfr
>>1975675See this is why I like Valorant's tier-2 scene being strictly under Riot's supervision without these dumbass stacks that either throw or promote gamba shit. The whole ESL challenger thing should be played on LAN instead of Online as well.
>>1975689https://youtu.be/Q-hHuBN27Nk
>>1975689>tier-2 scene being strictly under Riot's supervisionWow so great of Riot to just do that and not just act on panic after the entire tier 2 scene was outed as fixed
>>1975698this got him btfo'd, blacklisted, and mocked out of valorant btw
>>1975707Riot are well known the be vengeful. Especially since he dropped it at the same time Riot announced they'd enable more sports betting around their games.
>>1975707And now he's irrelevant kek
>>1975698Come home Sean. We forgive you for leaving us for Valorant.
>According to SPUNJ and Striker on HLTV Confirmed, FaZe did not know who Twistzz would be replacing when they signed him, and were still recently unsure who would be going. It was supposed to be -rain at first, but there have been links between NaVi and Frozen, talks of Karrigan taking a break.
>>1975735>FaZe did not know who Twistzz would be replacing when they signed him>It was supposed to be -rain Those two contradict each other
>>1975746don't be a pedant "faze's initial intentions when signing twistzz may not come to fruition"
liquid really might have made a roster move that stop them from playing the majorelige can't sub for liquid, because if he were theoretically to replace siuhy that would make the team NA altering the regional assignment of the core lineupliquid are required to play 5 games with elige so he's in the core roster. which means they can't not play birch cup, and they have to win 4 games in it
>>1975770why would elige replace siuhy when twistzz is leavingand if they did why couldn't they become an na team, surely they have the points to make it in vs that competition
>>1975769>faze's initial intentions when signing twistzz may not come to fruitionis a whole lot different in meaning than>faze just don't know why they signed twistzz lolol
>>1975774it doesn't matter who elige is actually replacing, it's about whether the sub could change the core's regional assignment. the core roster would be naf twistz siuhy ultimate nertz, and if elige were to replace one of the euros that would change it from an eu team to an na one>why couldn't they become an na teamthis is kind of what the rule was designed to prevent, just reversed. instead of using asia players and subbing in eu players to abuse qualifying from a weaker region, they'd be getting points using strong players and subbing into a weaker regionboth situations are unfair towards the teams and players in the other region, depriving them of the chance to play the major
>>1975779there are 3 people twistzz could replace, and they might need him to replace any of them. I'm sure they knew there was a chance of frozen leaving when they were in talksit's not "lol they just randomly signed him for no reason," it's that replacing rain is the backup plan if everything works out
>>1975782>it doesn't matter who elige is actually replacingyes it does, -twistzz +elige wouldn't change anything, who are they adding besides elige if they're doing -twistzz - siuhy +elige +? why are they doing -siuhy?
>>1975792I usually don't post during downtime, but your inability to read and understand is pissing me offanon even highlighted the rule for you >>1975770it's not about replacing, it's about substituting if they don't get enough games to actually replace twistzz in time
>>1975792you're not getting it. if they don't play 5 games, the roster invited to the major will be twistz naf siuhy ultimate nertzif liquid want to add a sub, that sub cannot, if replacing ANY core player, change the regional assignit doesn't matter that elige would be actually replacing twistz, it's that he can't be the available substitute for the entire team. he's the team's sub, not the twistz sub
>>1975797mbcan't they just spam draculans though
I like the vrs system but this seems fraudulent
>>1975807yes, they need 5 games played with elige on the roster. but they are currently only signed up for birch cup, which has a maximum of 6 games playable (they can tactically lose a game to get an extra game in the lower bracket)
>>1975793I didn't open the image, I'm blind and use an auditory descriptive program to browse the web
>>1975840ugly trash skin
i don't care about skinsahahahah i know i know i'm sorry but i just don'thahahahahaha
>>1975840Vice gloves are lowkey ugly ngl bros.>>1975851No need to announce that you are a poor.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385818/alliance-vs-bcgame-esl-challenger-league-season-50-europe-cup-2Watchuan?
>>1975853>you are a poori'm probably one of the few people here that own a house lolstill not wasting money on skins
>>1975854For sure
>>1975854we're in here btwhttps://www.twitch.tv/ohnePixel
>>1975854no lol
goat is playing
>these casters
>>1975909>I HATE WOMEN
>>1975913Das rite!
that twist nigga looks really suspicious
major semi finalist twist is owning s0mple
will s5mpl3 back to t1 like this?
why is alliance so good?
So why won't they just disclose every t2 cheater? Are they on bookies payroll?
>>1975925"they"?
>>1975920no surprise, sweden goated
>>1975927Whoever the respectable figures ohne mentioned are.
>>1975925with what? anticheats can't detect good cheats and you can't blacklist / ban them manually https://imgur.com/a/radar-vs-radar-o7r3ijE
>>1975932Well they must have something if they claim they know how bad it really is.
>>1975934no idea who these are or what cnc is
>>1975934do i even want to know?
>>1975934BASED
>2kGOAT
>>1975937>>1975938CNC is a machine used to cut materials to your desired shape.
outbrained
can't wait until all s0mple bitches cry about Swede BULLS "using radar"
swedebros, we're so back
i thought niggas were schizo rambling but its realthat twist nigga and that eraa nigga are radar cheating, always know where everyone is
>>1975953>match isn't even over yet and s0mple fags are already coping so fragile
>>1975937I assume it's the first one
>>1975936my nigga try reporting a regular hacker from matchmaking and bookmark his steam profile, then check in a few months if he's still banned.there are no mechanisms to ban them. TOs used to be able to blacklist such teams from these online cups but since start of this year Valve doesn't allow it anymore.
>>1975985Just disclose them.
>stream's just been running in the backgroundare these swedes actually cheating or is it just a dumb case of everyone looking for signs since it's talked about so much rn?
>>1975998no, bc game just isn't very good
>>1975998>are these swedes actually cheatingCheating is the swedish national sport. Just ask flusha.
>>1975998the only known cheater there is s0mple with his esl wire ban
>>1975998the latter + s0mple fans are unbelievably fragile
>>1975934Is this as the kids say, having rizz?
>>1976006>esl wire banwhat is esl wire
Where are the player cams btw? Alliance isn't beating the cheating allegations like this....
>>1975998they are. swedes are cheaters, almost all of them cheat. its in their genetics to cheathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T379cF9yud8
HOLY GOAT
INSANE GOAT 3K
>>1976007>the latterthought soguess that's the price we pay for more tournaments
GOAT IS LOCKED INTHIS IS NOT A DRILLI REPEATTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>andu gets 5 billion damage through smokes:)>alliance does literally anything OMG CHI TING FUCKING RAY DHAR
>plant bomb at boxes>2 players go bananagj sweden
>>1976022The cheating allegations will continue until I see the player cams.
>>1974958honestly I don't get why they let him go he would've been such a cheap upgrade over paypalis he on loan or completely transferred?
>>1976031He's on loan
>>1975022slothbros our time is.....tomorrow?
>>1976034>slothbros our time is.....tomorrow?It's friday
if bc game wins this they get into a 4 man final for epl lan qualifier. not this epl but next one.
>>1975220uhuh >>1971555
>>1976037It's Wednesday.
>>1975735please let it be fattigan please
These tech pauses are getting sussy
>>1976046surprised thorin didn't stop sucking off simple after this
>>1976032hopefully mibr doesn't have any clause they can activate to fully purchase himthough I don't like his vibes paypal's vibes are much better
>>1976046ok, this actually made me like s0mple a little bit
>>1976037>>1976042you didn't get the joke
>>1976048>though I don't like his vibes paypal's vibes are much betterDoes it really matter though? The GOAT is up for grabs. Why settle for second?
>>1976051You don't know what day it is.
>>1976051Shit joke m8. Don't come back until you get better material.
>>1976052idk man as dogshit as paypal is, one of the reasons G2 is so successful is because the team vibes are immaculate
no way bc game loses this right....
>>1976053So the joke here is that NAF looks like a sloth, and sloth in the bible refers to laziness. So instead of NAF's time being now, he will procrastinate and postpone his time to tomorrow. Hope this helps.>>1976054my bad my naffa
s1ss1es, 9 is all they get, right????!
>>1976058wouldn't be the first shit team they lose to this week
>>1976059>all this cope for not knowing the date
now s0mple knows what it feels like to face togglers like him
>>1976062>all this cope for being too retarded to get the joke
>>1976066>calls others retarded>doesn't know what day it is
>tech pause >hit 3 smoke spamss0mple fans will defend this while throwing around accusations over easy reads from alliance
NEXA MY FRAGGING IGL ALLIANCE COULDNT HANDLE THE VIBES
haters?
>>1976066>>1976070you guys should suck each other off and make up
>>1976074>haters?In shambles
s1s1 is locked tf in
>>1976080>s1s1He should really consider changing his name.
d2 will be a s1mple masterclass
>>1976081he did, to reflect... other changes in his life
s(one)s(one) will DOMINATE Dust2
how comes s0mple lan dodge all these open cups
>>1976022Mia my goat
I sold my M9 TT and my cope rn for not having a knife is that I'm literary flusha
ong that new AK looks ugly
>>1976081s1s1 and Caca to Major
>>1976107F tier skin frfr
These fucking tech pauses are way to blatant
>>1976110The dude that made it must be a Valve employee's kid or something. No other way to explain that shit.
These Alliance A stacks are mega sus
>>1976119not really
Chat is ohne's brain cooked or why does he keep calling them BBC.Gaming while rooting for them>?
>>1976123Get of the gog upE and stop radaring
pr1metapz is a good nickname
ANOTHER FUCKING TECH PAUSE
s1mple is so fucking good at hitting those tags through mid doors
simple is still better than zywooit's actually true
BC.Game roster move leaked????????https://x.com/MathNPS/status/1970574743104532752
everyone expected it but its 100% confirmt now
>first rifle roundtear them a new asshole primetapz!
Seriously though. Why are there no player cams? Didn't that become the standard for tier 2 CS?
>>1976140budget cuts
>>1976140they claim they have cameras but don't show thembut this hud is so weird and lazyim pretty sure this is supposed to be a picture of the player but they don't have it so they just have these character pictures as placeholders instead
>>1976138what's even the point now that 2/5 the team is dogshit poleselige keeps going from dogshit to dogshit. at least nertz will be good again with another aggro player to play around
>>1976139fuck yeah
bc game radars it's obvious
>>1976143>2/5Mr. Jablonowski finds this statement to be insulting
>>1976147elige's been thoroughly americanized. for all his faults he's never tried to bring his guys in besides maybe 2022 nitr0
Sussy tech pause
bc.techpause
rip icy?
>>1976159can they replace icy already? not sure how the vrs shit works..
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
BC GAME TO 4 TEAM EPL QUAL WE WILL BE THERE>>1976074>>1976077THESE NIGGAS PRAYED ON MY DOWNFALL (THEY WHAT?)THESE NIGGAS PRAYED ON MY DOWNFALL (THEY WHAT?)ON ALL TEN BITCH I STOOD TALLSHOWED THESE DISLOYAL NIGGAS HOW TO BALLLET'S GET A THERMOMETER IN THE POT I NEED THAT SHIT COOKED RIGHTI NEED THAT WATER 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEITYOU EVER BEEN IN A FEDERAL COURT ROOM?YOU EVER BEEN ON TRIAL, FOUGHT FOR YOUR LIFE?
ez4goat
>>1976159>>1976161also cant even see the game. ten days since fl1t played faceit.
goat nexa carrying washed up s0mple
>>1976161yeah, they could change 2 players now if they wanted since they played more than 5 games since benching electronic, if not for that they could still change 1.>>1976166it's taking place right now, against zweih, heavygod and kyousuke 3stack
Heh
>>1976166they changed streamer mode so that you cannot see if someone are in a match if they got it enabled
last time i watch a match between blatant togglers.ill be back when teams with no togglers like falcons, furia or g2 play again
>>1976168get ready
>>1976171why are they playing cup 3 if they're already through to the finals?
>>1976175maybe just for the prizepool? winner also gets $12k not sure how it works.
>>1976175you get advantages the more of them you win, and if you win all 4 you automatically qualify for epl
>>1976177ah, you get to circuit jumpthanks
>>1976177What happens if you only win 3?
>>1976192 If a team wins 2 cups - they will advance directly to the Grand Final of the Regional Finals If a team wins 3 cups - Semifinals are cancelled, and the team will be granted a 1 map advantage in the Grand Final If a team wins 4 cups - Regional Finals is cancelled, and the team will qualify directly to ESL Pro League
Uhhh heavygod bros?
>>1976194HeavyGod isn't Austrian though?
>>1976199He be jewy however.
>>1976201So he will persevere, prevail, and rise up stronger then ever to dominate the scene?
>>1976201I grant HeavyGoat honorary aryan status
this b1st guy might be good, putting up numbers even against great players
Daily reminder in case things get HEATED on tha 'gog
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2386061/liquid-vs-tbd-birch-cup-2025elige's first game
>>1976267there are no blacks playing cs. and the dark skinned ones playing cs are honorary white (sunpapi, malbs, yuurih, kscerato...). no need for that reminder
Fuck. That's sad.
>>1974102Fer just said Fallen asked him to join Furia in the function Yekindar is currently holding btw
>>1976295?
will siuhy survive s1mple?
>>1976320who gaf I hope he doesn't, the lil prehominid fraud
>>1976320only one igl could
>>1976326>unstoppable force vs immovable objectKino
>>1976297>wanted fer>wanted ax1le>yekindar was his 3rd+ choice, after a recommendation from ax1lethe way this furia lineup came together is the flukiest shit ever
furia winning made fnx cry out of happiness and gratitudehttps://nitter.net/Jonvlogs/status/1969880826730140080
yuge
>>1976477Man I don't even care anymore. Might even uninstall
>>1976477Can't believe they're removing the AWP.
Grim (the state of magog, not the player)
>[ MISC ]>Fixed a case where you couldn't start moving while wiggling the mouse.
>>1976292>yuurih, kscerato>white
>>1976637nikka can't read </3this is so sad im crine
>Sep 13>Home. Joined @FaZeClan. After Fissure I will make a longer post. As for now, I'm very happy and thankful to reunite with the organization and the players.>Sep 20>1 - 2 vs mongolz, gg's. The story is over here at fissure. Before I elaborate on the future I want to give a huge shout out to the team this event.>0 posts sincewhat's the story you grannyfucking mystery meat
So uhh... FaZe? Announce the next fucking disaster already so I can cry my eyes out.
>>1976788they have to edit the yt video first
>>1976661>yuurih, kscerato>honorary white
>>1976668Interesting times. Will share more later.
>>1976815Did cadian ever share more latter btw?
>>1976839What do you think???
>>1976883No?
>>1975770it was leaked that they will be at frag blocktober too, so they'll be fine
>>1976971why are they not on the list of teams that have registered and paid?
>>1976985Liquid probably bought one of the tickets from a registered team. Iirc there was also a scandal about ticket reselling with orgs who never intended to attend trying to scalp.
>>1977003there was, the team selling the spot got bannedhttps://www.dust2.us/news/64834/fragadelphia-issue-indefinite-ban-to-ohio-meat-wagon-for-scalping-fragville-tickets-to-big-cs-teamhttps://x.com/fragadelphia/status/1957232331514659270still leads to questions as to how liquid are in, but not announced
>>1977005I wonder who the "big CS team" is...
>>1977007considering it was for fragville, you've got maybe 5 names that would count as big teams
>>1977007>>1977008mfw forgot screenshot
>>1977009NiP and Wildcard are already attending , NRG has a major spot guaranteed and Fluxo is at Pro league. ODDIK might be the one but it's more likely that it was Liquid since both their and FaZe's major roster is entirely dependent on them playing 5 matches before Oct 6th.
Maybe I should've included Marsbourne as a big team, as these are some quotes from the org's general manager and founder>Along my journey around the Sun, the gods appeared before me in a grand vision, they showed me a great North American org rising above a vast battlefield, hoisting the trophy above their fallen foes>I knew then what I must do, so I ventured forth on a new quest, and assembled a group of warriors to aid me in my conquest>This team has been blessed by the Gods—I truly believe that>It's not something I can explain; it's something I feel deep in my soul. Every step we take feels guided, every victory feels destined. We're not just playing; we're being led by fate itself, with the gods whispering in our ears and pushing us forward toward something greater.>>1977014the sold spot scandal was for a previous lan, held earlier this month, not the upcoming one. those are the teams that attended the previous lan who could've conceivably bought the spot (and not been punished for it)if someone has sold a spot to liquid, it's not been made public yet, and would presumably be a new scandal
>>1977016>as these are some quotes from the org's general manager and founderthis sentence was unintentionally misleading, one could interpret the general manager and founder as being the same person. included was one quote from the general manager, and another quote from the founder, who are different people
>>1977012When the team is sus
>>1977012BRC Moment
>>1977016>sold spot scandal was for a previous lanMy bad. I'm retarded.
>>1976985I don't know, presumably nip or some other team that secured their major spot pulled out and liquid ended up getting in, fl0m said it was happening and someone else on hltv confirmed
Now that m0NESY is locked out of top 1, we, all ZywOo stans, hope that Falcons will make deep runs in tournaments, every time eliminating Team Spirit in the process.#FalconsAreHere
Now that is ZywOo locked out of top 1, we, all m0NESY stans, hope that Vitality will make deep runs in tournaments, every time eliminating Team Spirit in the process.#FalconsAreHere
Now that ZywOo is locked out of top 1, we, all Israel stans, hope that G2 will make deep runs in tournaments, every time eliminating JiJieHao in the process.#HeavyGodIsHere
>>1977157this doesn't work because donk is a comfortable matchup for NiKo and m0NESY so they have no need wishing for donk's downfall on the other side of the bracket>>1977169this doesn't work because ZywOo isn't even related to anything typed afterwardsdo better losers
>>1977174>ZywOo isn't even related to anything typed afterwardstourists out
Top 10 is looking like:1. donk2. kyousuke3. zywoo4. molodoy5. ropz6. heavygod7. niko8. monesy9. kscerato10. elige
>>1977199>ksucky above molodoy *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1977216>taking this top 10 seriously with elige in it
>>1977213mouz so irrelevant they're left off the chart for aurora buying a new roster
>>1977213who cares if benched players became free agents, the agenda is blatant>>1977228it's just some xittertard looking to farm engagements
>>1977213>-maden, -dupreeh only after +m0nesy>but -elige before +twistzzwhat retard made this
>>1977235some jobless bum
>>1977213-sAw is a generational fumble
ENCE miracle VRS run starts tonight
how big do you guys think it is?
>>1976592dis nigga and Niko are almost the same age, that's insane
>>1977508answer me when you're done casting, Lucy!I know you lurk magog
>>1977508Judging by the face 6 inches at the very least.
>>1977509jw and kennys are like a year older than hunter, and the same age as xantares
>>1977515>6 inches at the very leastjust imagine it. gagging on her 6 inches of girl meat under her desk while she's casting some tier3 online shitter tournamentmaybe she'll even force your head down when the game gets exciting
Okay so nocries confirmed legitWho picks him up?
https://x.com/FACEITcs/status/1970913803803283873lol the excuse about needing to catch a flight because of urgent business sounded so fake but turns out it was real, no idea why some random eu pugger doing good against 2,5ks on na faceit warrants a ropzesque trial of fire though
>>1977538>>1977546where's that little bitch who was crying on magog for half a day because he couldn't get him banned?
>>19775336 inches would be too much for me5 would already be kind of pushing it
>>1977546Didn't he say he lived in NY?
Trump give nocries citizenship NOW
>>1977553just tell her you're new. She'll probably be gentlemight even stroke your hair while you're doing your best, calling you a good boy
>>1977558so where is he from?
>>1977562He's some Russian minority which are like Mongolians. Only like 400k of them.
>>1977562He's a buryat apparently so prob somewhere from Russia or Mongolia.
https://www.hltv.org/news/42759/liquid-register-elige-on-roster-for-fragadelphia-blocktoberNA GOAT confirmed
https://x.com/nocriesof/status/1970913974595330194KEK
>>1977546Next ropz????
>>1977596Aint no way that lil nigga play mw2
>>1977596>onlycriesofdoesn't of mean "only fans"?
>>1977608it's 2025, anonmen can be whores too
>>1977608Get this nigga on Wildcard asap!
guess gla1ve wasn't the problem after alleven the "proper" players they ended up buying him still fucking suck
Navi Jr are fathers of Ence7-0
NOCRIES FIRST PICTHE NEXT NA GREAThttps://x.com/faceit_darwin/status/1970927277275009423
>>1977731not NAcancel his visa and get this russian piece of shit the fuck out
>>1977731nocries got mad drip
na so desperate for any crumbs of talent that they'll worship some mongolian guy that beats up on 2k elo na bots and claim him as their own
>>1977750It may be NA Faceit but if you're getting flown out to their HQ to make sure you're not cheating you're decent at the very least.
>>1977750as opposed to "eu" talent like donk, m0nesy, kyousuke, sh1ro, xantares, molodoy, heavygod, flamez, spinx, tn1r
>>1977771nta, but I don't consider any of those euhalf of them I barely consider human
>>1977771Real talk what will falcons and sp0r0t do once eu bans zigger visas
>>1977786With the talks of Article 4 and shooting down zigger jets that violate NATO airspace I can see them banned from entering (good)
>>1977771valve's sub-region classifications are silly, yes, though they're close enough except from israel and turkey, we don't claim them. na could have something real to cheer for, you already got lake who's clearly too good for m80, put him in liquid for nertz and replace ultimate with s1mple and you've got a real na team that can accomplish things, it's just sad hyping up some pugstar from the other side of the world like this.>>1977780>>1977788all the talk you hear is about travel visas, that's not what they use retardbro
>>1977788then they will just buy mexican/serbian citizenships lol
>>1977731Do you guys think there's something extra on the PC they make him play on?
>>1977791>valve's sub-region classifications are sillyI'm not talking about sub-region classifications, I'm talking about lineupsthose are load-bearing players on their teams, if you take them away, the first all-eu team is navi at #9, then faze at #11 (soon gone with +twistzz), 3dmax at #13>>1977780pretty sure m0nesy got serbian citizenship when he was on g2, or at least tried to
so is elige moving back to NA or what
>>1977799>using hltv statsopinion discarded
>>1977802>moving back to NAThe Raped
>>1977804what stats
>>1977802Liquid is EU now
>>1977811Holy based
the next na goat:>cant aim but somehow manages to spray with 100% accuracy>never prefire, always wide peek and flicks>the spray follows the target through the smoke>no skins, only 1k hours>is mongolianthey are going blatant with this one. at least donk was believable until the switch from csgo to cs2 and before kato
>>1977814so how did he hack at faceit offices with their gear and computers, being monitored the whole time
>>1977818They are in on it man.
>>1977820what interest does faceit have in propping up broke noname teenage mongolians
>>1977814Flusha didn't cheat btw
>>1977814are you the one that was bitching about him a week ago or something?lol>cant aim but somehow manages to spray with 100% accuracycan't aim but aims somehow?>never prefire, always wide peek and flicksthe perfect onliner>the spray follows the target through the smokebullshit>no skinsabsoutely fucking based>only 1k hours15.000 according to himself>not americanof course not
>>1977825Big esports needs to keep up the illusion that they're legit
>>1977814he's a good player with aim assisthe also has no backstory whatsoever, no friends in high elo, nothingdonk was in Spirit academy for years and amazing in CSGO, there is no comparison to this guy
>>1977831donk niggas already coping
>>1977810he does not approve of your hltv team ranking usage, vrs has navi at 9, astralis at 10, 3dmax at 11 and faze at 12. by the way, are you conflating eu with the european union? because belarus, russia and turkey are all european countries, even if the latter two are transcontinental
BIG Clan is in talks with Jame, according to GermanCSLeaks
>>1977830why wouldn't they pick someone connected with skin in the game, instead of a nobody who could leak it all any moment
>>1977829nigga open your eyesthis is someone who can aim>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VRGyT6rv-Uthis is some shitter with spray assist>https://www.twitch.tv/nocriesof/clip/BadCarefulCarrotNotATK--6W_Er1TnbaPCJed?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
>>1977836cs is BACK.
I think nocries will just end up being another kiosk.How many games does he have on NA vs how many donk does on EU? Their stats aren't THAT far apart, yet EU is way sweatier than NA.
>>1977840you definitely are that guywhy are you still crying? you wanted faceit to do something about him and they didgo wash that sand outta your pussy
>>1977842>I think nocries will just end up being another kiosk.what are you talking about?people are laughing because of butthurt NA players getting beat up by some nobodyhe's not even on a team
>>1977840certainly looks like a trash player in that clip, but what exactly is going on here https://www.twitch.tv/nocriesof/clip/BraveHonorablePepperTwitchRaid-1fPwiCT2JzmW6XK1
>>1977845Then it's even more hilarious because the stats don't seem that impossible to attain legitimately.
>>1977835donk was born east of most of india, like 3x closer to mongolia than any european country
>>1977836I saw that earlier but I don't see it happening, this "leaker" was apparently wrong about BIG roster moves very recently and this just seems too retarded to be true on jame's part, he would be downgrading in every possible way and he's a smart enough guy not to make this level of mistake
Flom and cooper says nocries is legit
shit and trash says nocries is legit
e-celeb faggotry is now OK itt as long as it pisses off the mutt
thank you unemployed janny
>>1976668lil bitch finally came through, and it's complete puff>Hey everyone, this is my official good bye>After almost 2 years together, I’m thankful for the experiences I had over time with multiple players. I’m grateful for the @TeamLiquid organization in believing I was fit to be captain of the team and making the Shanghai major playoffs was one of the most memorable highlights. >Never any issues outside of the game, everyone was fun to be around all the time. I talked to everyone in person, so I keep it short here: Thank you @siuhycs, @NAFFLY, @ultimatecs_go, @NertzCS for many laughs and the memories we shared. I’m happy we were able to show the potential that the roster had at the very end despite everyone knowing that the roster has an expiry. >@flashieCS2. I didn’t know how much impact a coach could have but what you have created and worked on over the past 2 months is incredible. You’re perfect for the role. >And of course a thank you to @DeMarsDeRover. Pushing the boundaries of what an analyst can do, thank you for the hard work in and out of the server.>I want to thank @TeamLiquidCS again for being open to this transfer and I wish the team and the organization the very best.>I also want to give a big thank you to all the Liquid fans that have supported the team and never stopped believing in us throughout this journey, I know it has not always been easy. I appreciate all the nice replies, DMs or words I got here or in person during signing sessions.
>>1977840>https://www.twitch.tv/nocriesof/clip/BadCarefulCarrotNotATK--6W_Er1TnbaPCJed?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=timetop kek
>>1977840>cheat whiner who's incapable of recognizing a mechanically skilled player (with or without cheats) sweats and try-hards in deathmatchThanks for the laugh.
Guess what csbabs
First time trading here, any guides on how not to get scammed?I'll be using csfloat and steam market directly too (for like $50).I have over $1000 in items.
>>1978188Csfloat is super easy and safe, just do the basic common sense things like check the steam profile you are trading with (to match the one on the csfloat website) and trade contents and you're good.
>>1978200Just match the number and that's it? I remember something about "API scam" or some people faking other stuff. IIUC if the profile number matches I'll be fine.Can they do anything else like recall, dispute with thei credit card, and I lose all money somehow?
better aim stats than donk (even when he was playing NA servers) but we will never see him on LAN sadly
>>1977731>>1977740bros wearing a $300 tshirt kek
Why the FUCK does this retarded ass game put me and 4 randoms against a 5 stack
>>1978311Genuinely don't know what most of this means
>>1974019we have to go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWXF8hGqLU0VGH
>>1978291stop playing this game bro just watch the esports
>>1978324its so fucking clean...
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2386007/match
when magixx signing
>>1978350Easy for the boys
European RMR: Draculan 2, Birch CupRussian/CIS RMR: LanDaLan 3NA RMR: Frag BlocktoberSA RMR: FERJEE Rush, Circuit Xlet the madness begin
>>1978379No asia?
>>1978393flyquest are at draculan, the rest aren't playing anything I think
>>1978393They potentially have these: https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/ESN/2025/Fall/Showdownhttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/XSE_Pro_League/Season_5https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/ZOWIE/Prodigy_Series/1but since there are no participants listed yet i'm not sure if these are meme tourneys that won't matter or not.Also, Asian rankings are pretty firmly set, i can only see Chingis Warriors making the jump, other teams below the invite line have too few points and are probably too bad to win these.
>>1978405Theoretically I could see Rooster as they're at EPL but would have to be the absolute biggest if and involve them winning against which ever team made a retarded roster move just before.
>>1978410Yeah, epl stage 1 is pretty stacked and they play G2 first, i could see them getting one win maybe
>>1977780It's already started happeninghttps://t.me/shot_shot/87041
subtick ruined this game btw
Fallen released the vlog about the fissure finals, it opens with him, the coach and YEKINDAR doing late night prep. Really shows why YEKINDAR call strats sometimes. NIKO has a cameo on the video lmao.
>>1977016>em dash:wilted_rose:
>>1977169Anyone who's a fan of CS is a fan of G2.
>>1977508>>1977515Don't act like you wouldn't suck it.>>1977533This nigga goons.>>1977553You need practice.>>1977559Hot! Gooning to ts right now. Not even kidding.
>>1978479Now that Niko is gone yeah, I like em.
>>1978442>>1978442while some pretentious niggas were wearing their overpriced shit shoes. kscerato was rocking those cars crocs
>>1977860How? Parivision are still not making it to the major, that's twice in a row.
>>1977875>Never any issues outside of the gameWhat were the issues inside of the game? I was hoping he could reveal some more details so we'd understand why Siuhy was fired mid season.
>>1978168/axg/ ?
>>1978485Yes, I meant the current G2 roster.
>>1978492hehe kachow
>>1977858yes donk is a colonizer
>When you know a T1 pro posts in /magog/ but can't prove it yet
>>1978575in the books doakes fucking dies then comes back as a cyborgthen there is one about an ancient egyptian god being the dark passanger that dexter carries with him
>>1978353Never. He simply isn't good enough. On top of that he's russian so the number of orgs that would consider him is super limited.
>>1978593>egyptianmoloch is of xertion's people
>>1978598basically the same thing in ancient times, no?
>>1978575yeah I wonder who
>>1978575>a T1 proLike half of us are pros and analysts
boombros...
which match do WE watch?
>>1978660Metizport
>>1978660WHAT THE FUCK
>>1978664Aww hell nah
>>1978664
>>1978650Is it actually weighted with expected win % of the teams or just % of scenarios?
>>1978672scenarios
>>1978664This is just worse than previous passion ua. Only advantage is free major.
being raped by random kosovo 5man stack is grim
>>1978664How does a "professional team" get their asses beat this badly by kosovo nobodies ranked #179 on the VRS? ON LAN BTW
>>1978676>grimthe player?
UMM PASSIONSISTERS??
Should have stayed American. No they pay the price.
they're coming back
why is there a news radio silence about blatant cheaters in t2? i demand justice for sinners
>>1978497yea, but BIG will never make a major ever again and he can do so much better if he was looking to join another team, staying is superior too with endless prospects to pick and choose from opposed to recycling the same couple players
flyquest lost a map to.. BASEMENT BOYS
>>1978743Is the leak Jame as AWPer or IGL? If BIG replaces tabseN they would instantly improve no matter who comes in.
>>1978750there's no way they drop tabsenhe clearly has dirt on the management
why are faze cock teasing the roster change? i need to know how disappointed im going to be
>jLoser hasn't slowed down his spending since "taking a break" fuck. it might actually be a breakhopefully he's just making a lot from streaming though
big news, boombl4 and magnojez have both shaved their horrible neckbeards off, artfr0st still wears the hat>>1978750it doesn't say, but his english isn't good enough to igl them and the rumor is probably bullshit to begin with
>>1978754>he clearly has dirt on the managementThen make him the coach or something. It this point it's clear that his leadership is the issue in BIG. They've tried every German player out there and by now they've started recycling them. Just get s1n in there, hyped and Krimbo have potential.
>>1978766>hyped>potentialwhy are you just saying shit like you watch BIG games
>>1978767I don't watch them regularly but the few times I've seen him play he at the very least looked decent.
Flyquest is losing to some literal who ukr team
Grim
FlyQuest died after they backstabbed Sexter and Alistair.
this is what they're struggling against, they're getting a free ride to the major simply for existing outside of eu by the way
jks fucking retire
lmao
>spirit ack-
Professor presentehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxhZMpHR_mo
said it a while ago, nettik has to go, the guy only pops off on au faceit never on lan. hltv listed him as one of their top prospects when it's clear that he's getting benched soon and should've been already
>>1978803kinda cucked to go on thorin's podcast with how much shit he has talked about fallen, almost a decade of random potshots https://xcancel.com/Thorin/search?f=tweets&q=fallen&since=&until=&near=
>>1978834>every tweet is him shit talking fallenlol why
>>1978834kindergarten mindset lol, how old are you, 10?
Liquid will be good now
>>1978846hey retarded faggot, will you allow me to use you in order to make money? don't mind the fact that I just insulted you, now that you finally accomplished something after sucking forever and me making fun of that fact for as long would you like to come on my podcast, retard?
>>1978868Sure.
ELIGECHADS
>>1978873thanks mate
>>1978876No prone.
>>1978875bald loser is back in the cuckshed
>>1978875https://www.hltv.org/news/42754/liquid-announce-eliges-returnholy fucking based
Lmao that eliges first tourney is t3 polish lan with like 5k prize pool
Now we just need-Nertz + jacobbb-flashie +TaZA super team worthy of NAF's talents
https://www.twitch.tv/valorantPRX VS G2 INSANE SERIES OT
>>1978961This is valorants big annual tournament ?
>>1978967Yeah, first game of the playoffs.
>>1978961that shit looks like absolute ass my n word how tf you watch this shit?
>>1978973Nothing good CS related to watch rn.
>>1978961Cute
>>1978975R U FR? It's literary up: https://youtu.be/xxhZMpHR_mo
>>1978987Eh.
>>1978987>mauiI fucking hate that he has to be there
>>1978217if someone doesn't send you the skin in a reasonable time, you have the option to cancel the trade and you get instant refund, and the other guy gets punished for 5% of the price or something
magixx should recreate this album cover as the announcement picture when he joins a team
>>1979016kek basedhe has a more interesting playlist than most of these russian zoomers, i noticed a couple of times on his streams he was playing a lot of Cranberries and some other foreign bands
>>1979016That's not a bad album. I had a cassette tape of it.
I'd love to kick Maui in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
please fedpost on a different website
>>1978961INSANE SERIES ALERT
>>1979016>a team*FaZe Clan
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it.If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach: it would drive him mad.I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death.Just so many things I would do.
when is hallzerk finally getting a good team?
>>1979047INSANE SERIES ALERT
>>1979072WHAT A FUCKING SERIES MAN13-1115-1313-11SWEATY AS FUCK
CUTE FRENCH LADY
>>1979072>>1979080
Damn. /magog/ is fuggen dead huh. I'm all alone here posting about Valorant.
RIP /magog/
>>1979128>>1979130smells like newfag in hereplease fuck off
>>1978499siuhy?
>>1978880twistzz has hair>>1979092how dogshit of a scene do you guys have over there if fuckin LEAF is carrying a t1 team
>>1979145At least it has a scene in every region.
>>1979149at what cost
>>1979128have you considered that nobody wants to talk to you and that you drove people away from the threads? it was much more active before autistic trolls that just won't quit no matter how hard people ignore them like you, the ohnefag, frogposter and chikaner shat up the place to the point that there were many more garbage posts than normal ones, eventually some let up a bit but the damage was already done, of course people will stop frequenting a general that's gone to shit
>>1979161he's a faggot but there's also just no games on. the biggest match today is flyquest v metizport @draculan in fact that used to be the way things were, a little bit of it was total /vm/ activity but a couple threads would last the whole playerbreak
EU CS is... le over ?
>>1979193>the #1 and #2 are cheaterseu cs is over
>team named "Inner Circle">this is the logowell that's disappointing as fuck, could have been something much cooler for stickers
>>1979193>niko is washed
>>1979193very weak, consider posting fiyaa ahh skins instead
donk never had to play at faceit hq to prove he wasn't cheating
be real with me brosjks washed or no?
>>1979202ask hltv faggot
"justin, smile you fucking bitch" - chad spunjay burchillhttps://www.twitch.tv/spunjhe's live watching fq, so high chance of despair
>>1979202nvm unwashed>>1979208stupid faggot
>>1979193i'll never let the matys doubters forget
>>1979210disgusting tourist
>>1979229no need to sign your posts here
>nocries farms some na dogsOMG HACKER FUCKING BAN HIM AND KILL HIS PARENTS>donk gets 5 smoke kills per game and always rotates at the right time dats my goat! :)
>>1979244agreedyet. no need to be a faggy hltv tourist, but here you are
>>1979197people take a while to catch on to players rebounding because analysts keep spouting outdated bullshit, like most still think naf is trash despite being the best performer on liquid since the player break when you compare him to his roles target rating, and niko is a different player entirely since changing back to 4:3
>>1979257>niko is a different player entirely since changing back to 4:3Niko is still a choking little bitch like he was on 16:9 or any other resolutionlost duel vs mp9 on map point with full info and advantage -> disappear from the gamethat's my GOAT rifler
>>1979255you're trying too hard, especially given you came here in like 2023
>>1979264you can't talk sense into n0k0 apologists
>>1979264he only lost the duel because mp9 is overpowered. and its normal for him to not shine as bright as in g2 since now he plays with 2 more star players, on top of having falling for the 1600dpi meme and the dogshit razer gear that sponsors him.
>>1979267why are you replying to yourself? he played well that series, only monesy and kyousuke were slacking, but I know there is no point trying to convince a rabid redditor that seethes about oil or whatever it is that sets you off
Who won the Chinese vs Australian war?
>>1979283Emus.
HLTV NEEDS to include an option to switch between threaded and linear in threads.
>>1979266don't care what you think htltfag, your kind are a blight upon the thread we for some reason called magognow fuck off
Ayo brodies…should I cop dis joint? Dat mf a double-0 too mane!
>>1979314>danger zoneheh
>>1979310>
>>1979326fag
>>1979314lowkey vibing with itgo for it twin
>>1979344Always love, my guy
https://www.twitch.tv/s1mpleWatchan?
>>1979314on fonem dat shit weak cuh
>That captionOh no no no...
>>1979346I gotchu gng #stayup
New thread>>1979354>>1979354
>>1979338poser
>>1979350he knows he doesn't HAVE to shill for navi just because his wife (the one he didn't murder yet) is ukranian, right? she probably doesn't give a shit
>>1979358cockroach
>>1979357gay
>>1979141Siuhy was removed from Mouz after the roster shuffle.
>>1979216I think there was just one doubter bro I was with the Matys pickup from the start.
>>1979266juggernautbros.....what went wrong?
>>1979305honestly getting a little annoying now valobro stop posting ts
