hltv.org
frontales owning encehttps://www.twitch.tv/eslcs
remember when mongoloids were seething about HOTU raping them in asian qualifiers?yeah fuck those guys, this team is kino
>>1986489yeah, but there's shitters vs shitters on b stream
reposting in the superior thread>piss off amerilards by kicking bitch elige>piss off casuals by not putting up big numbers>piss off semi-casuals by having frozen "bait">piss off s1mple fans by bringing back broky>piss off pole-haters by bringing in jcobbb>piss off oldfags and wannabes by kicking rainbest villain arc everI hope they start winning and everyone keeps hating them
>>1986493their opponents was some shit t3 mongolian team, probably would've gone 0-3
>>1986493>remember when mongoloids were seething about HOTUno
i love dust2 so much
>>1986497chinks sat there with a straight face and tried to tell everyone they should be in europe and not asian tournamentsthese dudes deserve asia VRS and the major invite
>>1986509Did Niko make him do it?
EZ4HOTU
what do they even do?
>>1986519suck
>>1986512Yes...
wait. u tellin me devve and HooXI lost to this? not lookin good for us danebros... not lookin good
probabilities
>>1986534>NIP 99.5%>there's a 0.5% chance they don't make it
here's your awp on dust2 (starting on ct side)
>>1986534HOTU will win EPL and make it
>>1986546only stage 1 of epl counts so it's impossible
>>1986508Those are not Asians yes.
>>1986555only 1 is not asian
>>1986556None of them are.They would live in Asian countries if they were.
>The difficulty in understanding the Russian is th--AAAAAACK!!!
>>1986561>american talking about being europeanKEK classic
kek the local dronefodder is seething
OG just massively sharted their major chances by losing to MOUZ NXT, VRS-unlisted team
og just lost to mouz academy
>>1986567they were in 1945anyway, OG might just have blown their major chances
doesn't say how much vrs points they lost since mouz nxt is unranked but they supposedly do lose points so og is probably fucked
-31, for anyone wondering
HOTU is literally the best team in the world
ENCE total collapse
I just tuned in and WTF myltsi is like 210cm?
how did astralis lose to ence...
>>1986582maybe, he's not even standing here
reminder that dukefissura was already retired but had to stand-in to complete the roster>He's a coach! A MANAGERRR!
>>1986589he's pretty good for a retired unc t3 player
i finally decided to switch from csgo to cs2 yesterday and holy fuck is it easy to frag in cs2. you don't even need to aim just shoot in the general direction of a target and everything connects. every fucking deagle headshot connected. cs has never been more casual. no wonder shitters like mezzi and spinx are 2x majors champions now
>>1986593can you even play private servers in csgo?
>sdy declining handshakeswhat a little bitch
hotu 3-0 ez
astralia's best team 0-3
hotu are so legit, knew all the shit they got was unfounded, frontales on lan? I are think that>>1985987told you bros, OG are no good
>>1986599you allowed to not shake hands when you losepeople only called jl a bitch because he declined a single playerstop dramafagging over nothing
>>1986603you're allowed to but it's a bitch-made behaviorand people have been clowning on it every time it happened
>>1986604nobody cares
>>1986593the game's floor has been risen but so has the ceiling, because of subtick you can fit more actions in 3d space, you have more "room" to work with
jw playinghttps://www.twitch.tv/esportstudion
>>1986619>JW in RigaShould I pull up? I'm like 40 mins away lol
>>1986620I don't know if there's crowd lol
Goat Jame Too Self Conscious
>>1986630bros...
Passhart UA just lost a map to BIG CLAN in BIG 2025
>>1986635unc... is your memory ok?
>>1986637those losses are 2024
>>1986640
>>1986643yes complexity won that bo3
>>1986644
nocries bros...
G2 are HORRIBLE MAN
G2bros...
>>1986647save it for american hours
g2 flukeshit garbage team
it's not looking good for any stage1 favoritesis this what major hunger does to the scene?
malbs is a bigger issue than paypal
>>1986660like what the fuck is this? this even includes a tournament win lol.
What the fuck am I watchingHorrible gameplay from G2, they're back to their post-m0NESY level with hades
fuck the gay cs casting cabal
>>1986664Theyre on the liquid strat, they don't have to do anything to keep getting invites for the next 6-9 months
>>1986662huntah better even
>>1986670just make him a pure entry like flameza bait for hunter to trade out through mollies and grenades and smokeshe isn't as good but at this point might as well
>>1986667if this is the cabal I'm all for itfuck scrawnders
piss2 sucks so bad
>>1986678
>>1986673bloody bitch
how did he know 2 weeks in advance?
>>1986684word on the street is rain had to be restrained from killing karrigan after fissure elimination, possibly because the match was fixed in agreement with liquid
man g2 gonna go 0-2and b8 guarantee major
>We're not a farm team; we aim to win every tournament we attend. Could we achieve similar heights without donk? In theory, yes. these Spirit niggas on some nasty krokodil shi
if g2 is this bad how bad is vitality?
>Random Stewie pug gets insta 100k views while french dream team gets 10X (TIMES) lessGoat Sh*thttps://youtu.be/GYgaUy1Nfuw?si=BGq1lOwcRi8h3ifc
>>1986706nocries has avra zypoo doesn't
>>1986695>In theoryNot even in theory, niggas
He's called nocries because he's no woman
b8er chads ww@
>>1986678>>1986680I wanna see them "clink glasses" with each other with those fat bellies of theirs.
went back a few days to see if I remembered right and yea parivision supposedly had like no chance, now they're at 90%, wonder if these predictions are inaccurate or if it's wholly because of vp being cucked, like does he assume every match is 50/50 when running the simulations or is there logic to it
>>1986744not worried, ancient deciders are alex666's specialty
>>1986751Seems really retarded because Parivision winning Landalan would be almost same major chances as Betboom winning.
>>1986751match outcomes are weighed by VRSand yes obviously VP sharting was a massive boon since before that only 2 spots were competitive and now it's 3>>1986756they wouldn't because BB would be comfortably above VP while PARI would be below VP if Swedish border didn't decide to spice up the major race
>>1986751one big difference is that this assumed vp would get to epl
g2 xisters.......
>>1986757alright, I can trust it then
g2 shat on spirit here not long ago, now they look like total amateurs
>>1986768online with radar
g2 are so bad
g2 and pooria are so exposed
>b8 are good>g2 are badwhich is it
he's fat
>>1986776b8 lost to lynn vision on lanwhat do you think
lol g2 disband
>>1986782g2 just hates jame, no other reasonable explanation for them losing to all these bums
B8SED B8SED B8SED B8SED B8SED B8SED B8SED B8SED B8SED B8SED
so HOTU is better than g2 also?
At this point the only explanation is G2 is selling major spots to tier 2 teams
was snax and taz really that bad
>>1986800were*
at least G2 won't meet heroic in 1-2 for one last major spot sale
>>1986801was is also correct
>>1986800yeah
>>1986797>team in first>team in twelfthyeah i'd say so
snax strat book running thin huh
Mad respect for G2 getting their paper
B8 isn't even good. they lose to lynn, flyquest, parivision, nip, tyloo
jajajajajajajaja
>>1986811>they lose to>the best team in asia>the best team in australia>the best team with jame>the best team in sweden>the best team in china
>went to get food>completely missed map.3
>>1986814>the best team with jameYou coulda just said the team with Jame.
>>1986798if they were any smaller org I would believe it, it's just unreal losing to gentle mates and b8 in this fashion when they beat all of the world's best recently
>>1986817Other teams have Jame too.
what literal garbage is thislike just fucking send both teams home instead of wasting time on this
>>1986822watch big rape og instead
>>1986818I'm just saying they don't call him SunPaypal for nothing
>>1986824just non-english casts
why do you people always talk about teams raping other teams
>>1986827rape is funny
>>1986826yea, I don' understand what this albi guy is saying but he's got passion and the game is important
>>1986827Unfortunately this place has become increasingly third world.
>>1986830we should get your rags off
>>1986834they gonna get elim in stage 1 lol
>>1986672>>1986662>1.07 T RATING
G2 deserved it. Peca and the rest got extremly cocky after one fluke event win
The fuck is this lmao
>>1986843KINO is what it is
>>1986842they just need a real awp. paypal's been washed
>>1986847lol trust le goat coach anon
It's up: https://youtu.be/wj8-PptL-Qs?si=iHAETr51vnqgKxA2
astralis about to go 0-12 on nuke t side again....
>>1986843A picture showing the distribution of matches played at ESL Pro League.
>>1986850they got complacent after owning on nuke for a while and started practicing other maps instead of innovating their nuke playhonestly deserved. They should know by know they're being completely read
if you lose 0-12 just suicide team to a molly on pistol desu
>>1986848le "almost" man
>>1986826the official kick stream is in english
astralis lost 0-13 twice in a row on nuketheir map pick both times btw
hyped just stopped big from knocking out og and removing them from major contention, this guy is the worst
>>1986860they didnt cast the game when i posted that
Post your face when
Does jL even stream nowadays or is he somewhere, couple of feet under the ground near Klaipeda at this point?
lmao big lose 4v2 with 10 seconds left as ctthis team is so bad
>>1986866i dont think he's been streaming for a monthactually really retarded by him, now he permanently fucked his viewership
>>1986867they were up 7-2 as t on overpass in an elimination bo1, they fumbled a bunch of advantaged rounds including ones at match point, just terrible I can't imagine how it feels to root for this team, I am only doing it today and it's miserable
godseN
>>1986871ok as I typed this tabsen decided to pull of a sick ace in what looked like a lost round
where's the guy who thought it was a foregone conclusion og was winning this meme lan
fucking twitch banned my entire account for a month because i wrote "rope for skins merchants" in ESL chat after they showed players' skins i thought there was supposed to be freedom of speech under trump?
okay OG lost somehow
>just got home>missed mogger legion absolutely trouncing ass-troonis FUCKFUCKFUCKK
>>1986875kek, have you seen the kind of people who work for them? it's danger hairs exclusively, the only reason you are able to say whatever in certain channels is because twitch cannot moderate everything themselves and leave it to broadcasters, then ban broadcasters instead if they fail to keep their chats pg. if someone goes out of their way to report your messages to them chances are it'll get you banned no matter how innocuous, in record time too
time for magisk to help hooxi bring the vibes if they want to come back from that 0-13
there he is, there's mr oakland
lucky for jame that og was eliminatedthe opponents left are basically fnatic, heroic, 9ine, sawif two gets ahead of pari it's over
>>1986881I expected no less from the 2987 IEM Oakland MVP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj8-PptL-Qs>suck my dick>did u teach him that?
jw shitting on NA
>>1986875long ago I got mine permanently banned after having it for years just for having a name that sounded slightly racist, it was naygor or something similar, of course it was on purpose but they couldn't know that. everything is much more censored now I've heard you can't even say retard anymore, it's got the exact same meaning as idiot, moron, imbecile and so on but one day it magically became a super taboo word overnight akin to faggot, which also had a similar transformation going from being part of peoples vocabularies to being cancel worthy
so uh is cadian still under contract?
>>1986888eyeballers been kinda legit on lanthey beat nip on draculan 1
in hindsight, was it really that "cringe"?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og30issEJi4
NAVI won more trophies this season than Vitality or Falcons
BAHAHAHAHA
>>1986918t3 tournaments doesn't count
>>1986918if they've won more thropies than vit and falcons then why both of those teams are ahead in VRS?
>they won 4v5 without dev1cethe cumback is real
what the fuck was that by devve
>>1986932throwing so they can get some more reps in before the major
>>1986934>before the majorthey have like 3-4 more tournaments after this before the major
>>1986935every match counts
KEK WHAT A...
asstroonlose sisters?
device tried
>>1986944the better danedog won
>>1986907yes
Liquid's now just barely placed 8th in EU VRS after that Astralis loss lmao
COMPLETE UNDERDOG DOMINATION
NRG's Valo roster is much better than their CS roster.
which furia player screams back at dumau on the next map?
>>1986969they won't have any reason to, this is an easy 2-0
>>1986969none, they're all cucks
finally
lol
molodog so mid
>commercial break in progress
>>1986991?
pooria fell off
nilo doing snus in the middle of the gameexplain why this is allowed
>>1987001do you think they'd allow alcohol?
>>1987001explain why you carefaggot
>>1987006he thinks nicotine is like cocaine
>>1987006unfair advantage
>>1987011a huge amount of pros take addymaybe you should care a bit more about that, buddy
>>1987011caffeine is an unfair advantage, ban coffee from hotel breakfast buffets
>>1987013>>1987015well they don't do it in the middle of the gamenilo literally pulled the pack out during the tac break
dumau monkey goat
>>1987017why aren't you complaining about coffee and energy drinks you little cunt?fuck off with your bitching
all drugs are okay
>>1987022touched a nerve or something? you seem to be very offended, it's alright, just don't want addicting substances in the middle of the game, no matter what they're
>>1986960told yano idea what's happening this tournament... constant bo3 upsets
>>1987017>they don't do it in the middle of the gamethey absolutely do drink caffeine midgame
>>1987017they drink energy drinks all the time and sometimes coffee during games, snus is gross but it doesn't enhance your performance at all compared to a red bull or whatever
>>1987025>just don't want addicting substances in the middle of the game, no matter what they'rethen stop watching kiddo. Neither gambling ads or freya's feet are going anywhere
eyeballers threw some rounds, they could've won this vs passion na
>>1987021he's so based, need more passionate guys like this instead of stone faced no personality ones
>>1987035it's okay, they'll win lower finals and then finals
>>1987017what the others mentioned + why the fuck does it matter that it's in the middle of the game?the half-life of amphetamine is half a day
>>1986907back then yesbut now it's kino
>>1986977Where's Chudjak going to go next?
>>1987047only correct answer
>>1987047i don't think anyone would care about that todaywhat changed?
>xxWhy?
why is hooxi like this
>>1987054female at birth
>>1987056GIGACHAD DOES IT AGAIN! GIGACHAD HOOXI LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO ´GIGACHAD!!! CHAT SPAM GIGACHAD!!!! HOOXI IS A GIGA CHAD!
>>1987056astralis was good on nuke just a few weeks agomagisks fault i guess
>taking shots at vacok this is funny
so it happened againheroic ahead -> xfl0ud starts shit-talking -> heroic losetape this retard's yap shut
memba when everyone was saying nilo is shit when he first joined the team?literally the only consistent player on the team right now
>>1987065well he's gonna shout every game so that's always gonna happen
>>1987066he only started being good like two weeks agohis overall rating is still isn't good
>>1987068i wonder if tn1r had some of the spots he likeseither way, this is what he was supposed to play like from the start so it's kinda sad that he's bringing that level when literally no one else is
>>1987073i think tn1r changed spots not nilo
>>1987074strange that he started playing well exactly when tn1r left then
is we gonna get furia g2 elim game in stage 1?
>>1986534What games to Faze how to win to get stage 2?
>>1987086seems like it's impossible
>>1987094i think only 3dmax dropping below themalso your vrs points change suddenly change because the system is weird and dogshit
really didn't expect donk to be a nature enjoyerhttps://youtu.be/WILt9hU-C_g?t=577 based
legacy isn't even good. they lost to b8.
>>1987102we're watching legacy bro, this and niko's vlog gotta wait
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
simulator says these are the matchups
>>1987161furia and g2 such free games
jamebros, heroic lost, og are done, gentlemates can't catch us, b8 may conceivably end up below if they lose the next 2 which seems possible, we're in the clear..?
?
>>1987176heroic can still catch up, and saw can fluke a fragadelphia to gain like 200 points
>>1987176Fnatic, 9INE and Saw and maybe even OG can catch up from Fragadelphia. Heroic can still win 2x and catch up because they get like 45 points per win because of how the DEI vrs sytem works.
>>1987161and here's the games
this is rigged shit. G2 gonna play 5 matches and 5 times with weakest team
>>1987189So uhh will G2 win against Fluxo?
where anniversary update
Anybody watching swedish unc vs german unc?
>>1987236yes fluxo suck
>>1987247me
https://xcancel.com/nocriesof/status/1973083136633253983>some “people” scamming for the money pretending to be me or my manager. >be careful please! dont fall for this!>X and Twitch are the only OFFICIAL PAGES.>I DONT HAVE MANAGERS, INSTAGRAM, ONLYF4NS OR OTHER STUFFIt's over
>>1987255Holy cultural impact! Zywho could never!
>>1987185yea this is fucked, astralis looked so bad this event too so it's really not a shocker if heroic wins though it seems they get some tough opponents in a lot of scenarios in their potential 2-2 match
>>1987263yeah this is really fucked, they overtake pari just from defeating a shit astralis. they got 29 points from defeating m80 but only lost 7 points from losing to 3dmax.
>>1987255>ONLYF4NSWait, do some pros...
>>1987273>he doesn't know how the female scene raises funds
brazilians are saying rude things about furia on twitter
>>1987277Posd leng
>>1987266just temporarily, their points decay a bit until the cutoff date but pari stays mostly the same so they need 2 wins
eyeballers has been playing cs nonstop for over 10 hours and it can be up to like 3-4 hours more
>>1987289actually 12 hours 30 minutes now with short breaks between gamesinsane schedule on this tournament
gamerlegion needs to lose for hypex to get stickersif you were hypex, would you throw?
>>1987312No because I know Kursywoo deserves them more
Man I am still tilted fucking G2 lostThat's what I get for believing in the "lol teamplay" trash, CS2 is unwinnable without star players making impact, and both M0TYS and HEAVYBOT are FRAUDS
JITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTER
>>1987323nah, malbs and paypal were the shitters
>SLOW SERVER FRAMESLOW SERVER FRAME>SLOW SERVER FRAMESLOW SERVER FRAME>SLOW SERVER FRAMESLOW SERVER FRAME>SLOW SERVER FRAMESLOW SERVER FRAME>SLOW SERVER FRAMESLOW SERVER FRAME>SLOW SERVER FRAMESLOW SERVER FRAME>SLOW SERVER FRAMESLOW SERVER FRAME
eyeballers :D
>>1987312i don't get itcutoff is on 6 oct (i assume all the roster rules as well)if they win tomorrow, they go to EPL stage 2 which starts on 4 oct, so they are guaranteed to play a game there and secure the "5 games" criteria. assuming all opening games will be on the first day, same as for EPL stage 1.
>>1987367i think the entire tournament needs to have ended for the matches to count
>>1987368ohwell that's kinda retardedyeah i'd rather throw in that case and wouldn't judge a team if they choose to do so, fuck valve and their stupid rules
>>1987369Parivision got screwed by this recently. A tournament ended halfway through September 1st after the official update so none of their wins of that tournament counted. This resulted in them being too low to get an invite to PGL Bucharest that they otherwise would've got. Parivision did win that tournament but they didn't even need the final match to have enough vrs points. But entire tournament didn't count so they got fucked.
>>1987369>>1987374also btw, the stage 1 epl counts as a separate tournament which is why they're still relevant for major quals.
>>1987369Ironically, GamerLegion were the one that bitched about it in January or so. What goes around comes around.
>>1987380i remember thatstill the new guy wasn't on the team back then, and i don't like non-playing players getting Major stickers, just on that alone i'd support the throw.B8 are playing good this tournament so they could win it cleanly as well.
passion ua eyeballers finalshttps://www.twitch.tv/esportstudion
>>1987323More that some of these top team are horribly inconsistent. G2 and Furia should be easily winning coming right after big tournament wins, and they're struggling.
pua.........
what are the chances that valve manually put fragdadelphia results omitted by hltv?
>>19874420
nice timing
Why is it that CS2 never tweaks the guns ever? Like why is M249 still like 5000 dollars but its dog shit?
>>1987472we don't want a meme game where people run around with machine guns
niko's vlog was enjoyable, much different mood in the team than what the austin one by the org made it look like, also did not see lars robl anywhere maybe they realized he's a fraud>>1987102didn't watch it all yet but kek at the part about uberdriver scouting t1nr
>>1987474But its kind of fucking gay that the game boils down to AK vs M4 like 90 percent of the time. Plus AWP.
>>1987495sometimes you don't have enough money and buy galil/famas or even mac10/mp9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILt9hU-C_g&t=393skek overfat btfo by tn1r
>>1987508tn1r seems like a great vibes guyi also looked at heroics videos and i just get the impression everyone liked him
>>1987472they do. m249 and autosniper being relevant weapons is bad for the game, but people buy smgs and shotguns all the time
>>1987524This. For example, say autosniper costed much less and was "viable". Like somewhere around 3-4k pros would probably start using it. But it would just make the game more retarded.
>>1987524the auto is already good niche weapon, the m249 has no place in regular play though
>>1987524>autosniper being relevant is bad for the gameIt isn't and I am tired of them getting bad rep. Those are genuinely great weapons on the level of pre-nerf SG553 that get stigma and thus no use.It's like a "granny shot" in basketball -- objectively superior but gets no use because it's ugly and people will be mean to you if you abuse it
even teses receives this treatment
>>1987533learn to read, retard
>>1987543my danedigga doesn't deserve this faggotryplease find him a real team, someone
passion ua vs eyeballers going to map 3this tournament has now lasted 15 hours and 30 minutes with eyeballers playing 5 bo3s
not getting gigs anymore has taken its toll on banks, dude is playing some unbelievably wack dragon ball moba, it's certainly no budokai tenkaichi 3
So FaZe needs 3dmax to lose their next game? or is it already too late?
>>1987603They're ass-to-ass right now, so yes, FaZe really need either Astralis or 3DMAX sharting tomorrow.
>>1987601kinda crazy that zontix's offhand comment snowballed into the end this man's career lool
>>1987312Of course some white psycho sticks his nose in someone else’s business...
>>1987612>how dare you point out this competitive integrity issuecześć mój polski bracie
>>1987606what did blud say
>>1987616he was the first person (afaik) who pointed out that banks isn't a very good interviewer and then that notion caught on both with viewers and with other pros
yay pua!
jw fucking sucks
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>>1987624Harsh. Was he right though? Banks wasn't any worse than others.
>>1987641no he wasnt right zontix is just a mute autist
>>1987641>Was he right thoughyes
>>1987641>Harshwell, he didn't say it directly, he just basically said he was tired of getting the same questions over and over because he was giving the same answers over and over
>>1987643nah he can ramble on forever and does so eloquently if you give him something to talk about, instead of just repeating "how do you feel" and "what does this win mean to you" among some other classics, I remember heccu at fpg saying she was told not to ask players these questions so the people in the scene clearly caught on to how it's viewed
>>1987657>nah he can ramble on forever and does so eloquentlytrvkethis is also why i think he'll eventually end up on an international roster
>>1987601I just noticed, he's played this shit for close to 15 hours straight lmao
>>1987601he's gonna be on PGL Bucharest I'm sure.
>>1987667link pls
>>1987601>>1987667what a psychopath
what if we increase the awp clip size to be infinite but the time between shots is now twice as longthis would have positive impact as more players would use skill weapons like rifles
Our boys Qikert, kl1m and insani (the only good Brazilian) just* won a LAN after being down 0-2 in the finals* - 4 hours ago actually
>>1988088Real fraga gon’ do what a real fraga s’posed to do.
>>1988088>>1988119elige take notes
>>1988088>"Outta my way monkey fucking shits!"Jesus kl1m, you can't say that
what the fuck is this bullshit
>>1988168what is it this time?
>>1988176
>>1988187#FearTheCock
>>1988088This was a lan? Why the fuck was the only match delayed like 4 hours?
G2 is gonna fumble this one as welltheir mental has taken too much damage this tournamentI still think they'll be a top5 team at some point if they keep this roster
pari looking good supposedly
>>1988199they won't lose to literal who's
>>1988201>b8 and gentle mates>not literal whosokay
>>1988202they wont lose to brazilian literal whos
>>1988202gentle mates is very popular in france retard
>>1988200I wonder why VP's chances are so lowAll they need is for BB to lose, for favorites to lock in, and for SAW to shartAll of those are very likely outcomes
>>1988207so is dipping bread in urinals and eating itdoesn't mean shit to me or anyone else
>>1988208Because Heroic winning twice fucking them and any of Fnatic, Saw, 9Ine winning Fragadelphia fucks them too.
>>1988200This is stupid, fnatic need like 2-3 wins on that American LAN to qualify and supposedly they have less than 10% chance for the Major
what going on
>>1988212Yeah I think he's simulating with weird probabilities for game wins
>>1988202I feel like the average poster here doesn't actually care about CS and just knows big names.
G2bros what happened we were the best
saw le goat coach
>>1988211I guess when you put it like that, VP really need an American miracle to happen>>1988212Maxed out LAN wins and horrible H2H means they'll get like +10 points for wins and -40 for losses, everyone around them is just better
>>1988216facts don't care about your feelings, libshit
>>1988220What a heckin epic nonsequitor.Now respond to me sincerely.
>>1988212because you also need to account for the possibility of other teams results on top of fnatic's own results, SAW are in the exact same boat but have way more room for lan wins to actually benefit from it
it wont be 13-0 pog g2 bros
>>1988221>Now respond to me sincerely.I *feel* like you're just butthurt other people don't care about your favorite tier3 team
7 is all they get
>>1988226You're the one upset about teams though.
>>1988228where?
>>1988229>>1988202>>1988220>>1988226>>1988229
>>1988230that's "upset" to you?
>>1988231No I am giving examples of you being upset.
g2rounds
this rooster cast is actually funny, nice that they got to do something here after going 0-3 with nobody even watching their games cause of timezones or more interesting games on at the same time
so... g2...
COMEBACK COMEBACK!!!
>>1988236they got 4 rounds it's enough
this fluxo team lost to literal mega giga whos just 2-3 weeks ago
lolhltv doesn't cover early games at fragadelphia which means you get less vrs and can also forfeit games without losing vrs so teams are dropping out
>tauson fined for flipping double birdswhat the fuck esl?
>>1988243really? is that worse than screaming like dumau?
>>1988245tauson is whitehe doesn't get a pass
>>1988241it's like an 80 team tournament, no shit hltv filters out "we love anime" faceit mixes that will win like 3 rounds max
ztr with 1 kill and they're stomping b8 kek
>>1988241it's consistent with how they cover every small event, if they randomly change it up now it'd be more unfair than anything else since it would push out more teams that have more or less made the major and are already celebrating, also what this guy said >>1988248 + it's not feasible to cover so many matches for a trash tier lan while adding dozens/hundreds of hltv profiles, there's lot of manual input required it's not all automated
danedog defense force activated
get your own website to host tournaments on, lazy valve faggot
>>1988252is any of the hltv staff even danish?
>>1988254good deflection attempt danedog better collective shill
>>1988241i hate valve so much it's unreal, just give back open qualifiers and rmr for the Major, i don't care what they do with the rest of the pro tour
oh no is g2 gonna lose 11-13
>>1988261remember to updoot
>>1988234why are australians just good at casting?
paypal...
sunfukys needs to go ASAP
>the player to talk about this series>ztrlol
carrybot wishes he was ZTR
how did ztr even get 0.49 for this
>GOAT OUTTA NOWHERE
>>1988264native speakers of english and has the best bants, but if you replaced these guys with liazz, jks and nettik you would probably beg for scrawnders even
>>1988272nah they're chill just introvertedjks never had autistic donk-tier interviews
hard not to like the cock boys
sunphallus is not going anywhere. He is coaches bff and is here to stay
if sunpayus le bad why did he win london open?
sh1ro slowly turning into n1gro
>>1988279I could beat all of those guys up.
G2 deserves to lose for picking inferno
>>1988281tn1r will break your jaw and then assrape you
>>1988284i aren't think that
>>1988276Who's casting?
you know what would never happen?a chinese team filling in for castersauschads stay winning
is we gonna get kursy stickies :D
>>1988202how new are you if you've never heard of movistar riders
>>1988322carried by GODPAYUS
KURSY
The GOAT stickers confirmed
>>1988332hypex was merciful, he allowed kursywoo to receive one last payday
EASY STICKERS
g2 lost to eco...
okay get the fuck in hereg2 elimination game and it's even
>>1988337no one has ever cheered as much for their ex-team to win
>>1988341g2 will win 13-6
remember when we said he's bad?
the green a4 and the valorant AK are so ugly lol, Volvo can't even do skines right anymore let alone the game mechanics
>>1988352yea it was about an hour ago, nothing changed since
>>1988341nice even scoreline
>>1988341>>1988347I was too generous
magisk has ruined astralis
Astralis are so bad ffsif these niggas didn't fluke a couple of tournaments they would have gotten rekt on these meme tournaments like Draculan and miss another Major, 100%
>>1988368he helped get them 3 majorshe deserves a couple of months in the shirt until stavn is done banging donk's girlfriend
https://ggscore.com/en/csgo/news/72336jame defending vp's org seems a bit strange considering all that's happened, something may be happening here, him, xielo and belchonokk joining fame and fl1t in vp perhaps?
>>1988376vp's team would be hard to salvage so not a bad idea
fucking magisk holy shitliterally could've picked any nigger, but no, old washed fuck for your star rifler
astralis didnt pick nuke today
>>1988380>7. Nuke was left overbut we may still have a chance to see it
can we have glaive?
>>1988376why would they downgrade?and yeah, no shit you won't burn bridges with an org that employed you for 5 years, who tf does that?
20 year hairline
>>1988376>fl4mus' contract with vp expires in 2029rip that lil zigga's career
why did tyloo skip epl?
>>1988396they really need to just loan him cheap. maybe to nemiga or gamerlegion since he played with them before.letting him rot on bench just makes him harder to sell.
>>1988386that's an upgraded roster, salary and brand, the alternative to defending isn't necessarily to shit on them either, if I have nothing good to say about someone I will just not speak or give some vapid comment if asked
>>1988397visa
>>1988402That was Lynn. Tyloo denied the invite a long time ago.
>>1988403>no reason was givenretarded if they skipped it to take a break
gigachad with the solid plan>let's win so we don't have to play nuke
>>1988403ah, my badidk then, maybe too close to Fissure and it's kind of a long tournament, to avoid burnout.
fucking ruggah just sold mirageworst timeout in history, gave heroic a break to reset while depriving yourself of the last quick pausemost frauded coach in top 30
jitubroskis we are so backerino
holy clutch
heroic bros....alkaren....
staehr is so goated
>>1988419alkaren missed one shot but his 3k at the start was pretty insane and the only reason the round was close
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GUYS THERE'S A MAJOR ON THE LINElol
>>1988422top fragging but misses possibly the most crucial one
>>1988425well it was the most crucial only because his team fucked up hard
China farming bots got banned
>>1988427thanks for the heads-up, reddit
>>1988426yes. very unfortunate situation for him
does shit players also make a lot of money from stickers? how does this shit work?
astralis kicking heroic out of major contention would be so fucking kino
>>1988431it's shared equally among all players/orgs
>>1988431player stickers are the same for each player per stage, stage 3 capsules get bought more than stage 1 ones so that's a factor, team stickers differ per org since players and the org share the revenue from those
why can ence compete with t1 teams? they aren't even a top t2 team.
>>1988439I guess podi is overperforming
love this skit
did tauson really get fined?
>>1988447according to casters
lmao
>>1988447>>1988451not fined, just warned that he'll be fined if he does it again
device doesn't look bad with the new haircut
>>19884393dmax can lose to absolutely anyone then randomly 2-0 mongolz the day after, they have no consistency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DDKZFJ3qkamusing
>>1988455what is this, valorant? he just flipped the bird right
why couldn't they have gotten 12-0d on inferno instead...
oh no it's going to nuke
>>>/v/722162108
you can tell alkaren really doesn't like his team mates
what's the point of half-buying except also buying awp on t-side? seems so dumb because saving on t-side is so much worse.
>>1988475maybe you get awp pick and win roundawper dies someone might still save it for next round
>>1988478i get it on ct side because you save but it just rarely works on t-side. even if you save and you still effectively lose a lot of money.
over
>>1988472probably, anyone who's ambitious would only view heroic as a stepping stone and he's a quiet guy used to playing with other quiet guys in a different language
asstroonlose sisters????
good bye icy
>hooxi t sides
>>1988494called a masterclass last map thoughthey just need to get a blowout out of their system early, watch nuke be suddenly super competitive
>>1988493magog leaked it a week ago, what a fraud
>>1988493bout time but i don't think there's anyone who can save the team atp... other than... him.
>>1988451>>1988455pretty faggy desuthought this was america
kino
>>1988503it's notyou can say nigger in cs
astralis wins nuke because they didnt pick it
would it be that hard to hard clear a corner
>0-12 nuke>0-12 nule>1-12 inferno
HALLÅÅÅÅ
astralis is winning nuke
>not a single round on inferno with magisk in pitastralis should nostalgia bait more
>>19885131 t-round of the last 36 on their map picksgigachad
>>1988494fraud
please astralis, do it for jame
ratings are strange, magisk had 1.25 on the first map and 0.99 on the second, but combined he gets 1.00
it's so good that the players agree to do shit like this, fucking jabbi choking
heroic gets +44 points for winning but this system is incomprehensible, the numbrs change constantly and it's hard to understand how much that is at the actual vrs date
>>1988538yea this one was hilarious, only a few are truly bad like the shutter island or karen magixx ones, I think the only player that was too much of a bitch to take part in a self-deprecating skit was blamef in one about baiting
>>1988538all this shit they do is corney
wtf alkaren bought zeus on full eco t-side
>>1988539you can find out by looking at the vrs invites section then click onto europe, you see how many points they will have if no more matches were played, then add or remove what they get from this current match
>>1988546and got a kill
>>1988544you're watching other people play a fucking video game
>>1988546okay it worked kinda
jabbi....
>>1988547oh and you gotta click onto the major too
jabbi howliterally fucking how
>>1988550yeah that's what we're here for not that corny shit
>>1988557it's exactly what we're here forcasters are corny, skits are corny, players are generally corny as hellgo watch on faceit
-jabbi +rain?
>>1988544>>1988557based autist
>>1988560norwegians don't understand danish except in writing
>>1988562They can speak English.
alkaren decisions seems kind of retardedwhy did he try to go for that lol
>>1988562not true guessing you're not scandinavian
>>1988562the languages are almost identical apart from pronunciation, he can learn in a month
>>1988564if they were going to go international they could do a lot better for many of their pieces, better off going for teses and tauson, maybe that jboen guy or chr1zn>>1988568>>1988569I am norwegian lol, danish is indecipherable
how can you hate hooxi? what a line
I love hooxi on astralis so fucking much
man astralis lucky to start on cti feel like they wouldve fumbled t side and lost all confidence
>>1988575>I am norwegian lol, danish is indecipherablethat's a you problem, not something generally applicable
astralis needs 12 ct rounds
>>1988583you're a total retard, nobody here understands that language except in writing and that's a fact
>>1988583I'm danish and unless they speak extremely slow I don't understand anythingonly people who grew up with norwegian or swedish kid's tv/radio understand clearly
holy overcooking
nooooooooothey're gonna get 1
oh no they needed those 12 rounds
spirit era soon
hooxi era now
how tf did magisk get a molly kill that fast?
>>1988597the nades did 90+ damage
JAMEBROS REJOICE
>>1988598I must've missed the nades
NEVER DOUBTED
90% of pros just never seem to hard clear
jabbi is back :D
sure, saw was a big loss, but i'm personally more convinced that tobiz is just a bad coach
lol jabbi ended up below 1.0 rating even when he got 1.87 map 3
they talk shit about this nuke t side?
LMAO
IMAGINE
>>1988611>want germans to succeed >want na dogs to failquite a conundrum...
>>1988611seems like all the underdogs are winning anyway
pari looking good now i think
this ence match sure is tense
>>1988617how fuckin soulless do you have to be to root for slaxz
>>1988632
3dmax just don't want to win
0nce
looks like we can't get g2 vs furia tomorrow
matey are so fucking shit
boombros....
>>1988653actually it was impossible for them to get to the major either way
>>1988657nah they had like 10% if they won CCT and all favorites locked in + SAW and fn0tic and OG got grouped
>>1988662no. it relied on literally every single opponent at fragadelphia losing to like garbage unnamed teams
>>1988662that sounds like 1% chance scenario at most
Faze stage 1? fuck this stupid system
>>1988666>fuck this stupid systemwhy? seems fair considering the last 6 months
>>1988669Nah they are way better than Navi 3dmax and fucking Astralis
>>1988671should've gotten better results then
>m80 getting chewed out by their coach for being retardedgotta feel bad for the tardwrangler
>>1988666i agree the system is stupid but they could have gone to Starladder and farm some ez points and secure stage 2, kind of their fault for being lazy
>>1988677sorry, not lazy but overconfident*, they did bad at Fissure and lost to Liquid directly
i guess it's this thenfuria could lose to b8
>>1988684M80 can still turn things around
>>1988666they play like 4 matches a month, they lose most of them, and the best team they beat in the past 3 months was navi onlinefaze are only 19 total points behind astralis, but 97 points behind them in lan wins specifically, an additional 116 behind in bounty offered (essentially prize winnings)if faze want to be ranked higher they should play more events, win more events, and not lose events before they can play games on lan
nice 4k by yuriih
mouz will HAVE to make moves next season if things don't pan out, right?who would you replace and with whom?
should i get a neck tattoo like martinez? it looks cool...
how g2 is ensured to play ence in 2-2 stage? This seeding is so rigged to save esl viewership
>>1988712g2's fans went away with monesy and niko lilbro
>>1988715they gained me as a fan when they got rid of the choker and the polacks. shame about monesy though but of course he wants to play with his bf
>>1988710-xertion -brollan
>>1988720for whom? btw i unfortunately agree about brollan because i don't think he was ever supposed to be an igl but xertion has been finejimi has been dogshit for a while now though
nt sl0xz
>>1988710xertion because he chokes in important games every timeJimpphat has been very bad this year but i believe he can bounce back. and he got a new contract at the start of the year i think so selling him could be hard.
>>1988710-jimi+raininstant aura injection + a reason to root for
matey needs more eu players
>>1988734idk, i think having an unc in a team of young players would probably ruin the chemistry-jimpphat +pr-xertion +rez
Looks like it's gonna be like this.
>>1988744AstralisG2Furia
>>1988744legacy could still shit the bed against nobodies
>>1988747Well they are right now.
>Overpeek>Peekaboovagina cs at it's peak
>>1988724>for whomdoesn't matter, the mouz system could make a competent igl out of a normal player, they can make a great igl from a good one>xertion has been finehe's mid af vs t1. him and jimpphat can go, but he's more replaceable
>>1988750>vagina csyou can't fool me, I recognize that bottom left logo
>>1988753google neovagina, chud
>>1988750Maaamacita
>>1988756>Maaamacita>posts a mid ahh bihh
>>1988750>lucy's casting thisguess we know why she said no to EPL
>>1988761>implying he was askedBAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1988754you trying to make me puke on my keyboard or something
Lucy's cock deserves to be worshipped.
>>1988764of course she was?esl always get the best talent for eplit's why scrawnders isn't here>>1988767kinda looks like cut steak if you squint your eyes
https://www.twitch.tv/niko
GM won
brazil humiliated yet againI liked the fag from GM doing his best dumau impression
>>1988775Did Niko stream in G2? At least in 2023 or 2024? Seems like he streams like twice per month now for a couple of hours. I wonder if it's some contract thing.
>>1988777it's just to humiliate the danes tomorrow
bye bye VP
>>19887794 streams, 10 hours last 180 days1, 2 in 20245, 12 in 202313, 37 in 202236, 100 in 202165, 243 in 2020
kcerato been pulling a lot of weight this stage
which of these 4 reasons was the cause of astralis getting magisk over teses?>bad blood between him and jabbi>buyout was too big>teses didn't want to downgrade (even though he will inevitably be kicked within the next 3 months)>device pushed for itbecause he CLEARLY isn't better in any capacity except maybe vibes
>>1988782they were already out 99.9999999% just like gentle mates are now
>>1988789reason 5: he's freewhy spend money on a stand-in?
>>1988779I don't remember, I only recall the almost daily ones back in prime fpl era when every pro was sweating, but it seems to be for fun same with doing vlogs again, if it was contractual he wouldn't randomly start like half a year after joining I think
>>1988787where do you get these stats?
>>1988790i know but now it's 100%
>>1986508stupid chinks
>>1988793sullygnome
>>1988792no pros streams anymore. same thing in dota. pros used to stream but stopped for some reason.don't know about other esports.
at least one of fnatic, 9ine or saw will almost surely do well enough to kick gentle mates out
>>1988800they're all horribleso I wouldn't bet on it
>>1988800i hope they kick both GM and Parivision
>>1988803they're better than the competition there retard
>>1988791i doubt stavn is coming back. i think the """short term""" thing was just pr-speak
>>1988788a day ago or so the top player list looked like something from a t3 tournament, so strange results and unlikely pop offs
>>1988797you gotta grind too hard2019 dense travel era kinda killed it, and then 2020-2021 brought in a new era of hardcore grinders like gambit, plus a wave of analytics fpl zoomers replacing old pros (flusha, jw, f0rest, chrisj, kennys, rpk, olof, guardian, allu)and the na side got wiped out by valorant
>>1988805wouldn't bet on it, nope>>1988806pr-speak for what? they didn't put him on the transfer list
>>1988805you keep using that word while looking like one
>>1988806retard. if they really benched him they would've tried to sell his contract.
>>1988811bluejays, chicken coop or metizport will win. what a nice prediction you got there. smart.
when will we first see a relevant cs player die
>>1988815ntajust pointing out you keep signing your own postswe don't do that here
>>1988818>ntai believe
>>1988815there's plenty of teams that can knock those faggots outex-inner cicle, venom, sharks, big, 9z, wildcard, you name itthey're not invincible EU warriors, they all fucking SUCK
>>1988822at least one team will get ahead of gentle matesmaybe two and also kick pari outit's just true
>>1988825no it isn'tlast fragadelphia had similar teams yet kolesie vs m80 finalsstop overrating dogshit, moron
>>1988797the only active t1 pro who does it regularly is chopper, mongolz players, niko, apex, maka, w0nderful, PR, ztr and m0nesy does once in a blue moon. might be because of their schedules or it could be for the same reason no pros post on hltv anymore, having to walk on eggshells to avoid controversy
>>1988817that german 1.6 dude
>>1988828>mongolz playersreally? never seen that.
>>1988827last fragadelphia was nrg vs nip finals lol
>>1988831they use youtube, it's hard to find them online if you don't already know of their channels, they only ever talk in their native language though
>>1988212it's a single elim bracket with teams like Sharks, 9z, BESTIA, NiP, OG, 9INE, BIG, EYEBALLERS, ECSTATIC, SAW, Wildcard, 500, Metizport, ENCE, ex-Inner Circle and Passion UAAre you telling me that Fnatic losing a single game (that'd eliminate them) is that improbable?
>play against pakistani trash>hes 140 ping>hes entry fragging with 70% hs ratethe fuck is this, shit like this to me this is proof cs2 is favours shit connectionshow can you even play like that when i get jitters with 30 ping??!?!??!
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>1988838the thing is, it's not only fnatic, there's 4-5 teams that can fuck up gentle mates
>>1988842mathematically only 3 saw fnatic and ecstatic9ine and og need a miracle so they don't count
why are 95% of female "pros" attractive but then the mens look like this?
>>1988825are you the guy convinced OG would win that shit tier lan full of dogs? these teams will shart themselves like always
>>1988844to be a female pro you don't need to play 16 hours a day, so they still go outside and touch grass
>>1988844Mens grind harder and some don't understand the concept of life/work balance.
People really be talking about fnatic, ECSTATIC, SAW like these retards didn't lose to Passion UA (old one with Radar2k and RadarQQ), Radar Tenacity, Chinggis Warriors respectivelyon LAN
>>19888529ine won vs liquid thotwice
tn1r reminds me of this
>>1988852woro2k and Demqq aren't cheaters
>>1988855>3/5 polish players on a polish LAN>played just enough to get EliGE there's a reason not all bookies listed those games, anon
>>1988860>clutch or kick but it's 1942
>>1988666nah fuck faze and faggot twistzz and karrigan hope they die in plane crash now that rain is off the team
>>1988861
>>1988861loba said woro cheats
>>1988800hopefully not!
>>1988863kek
>>1988804why you stupid faggot M8 did well in EPL and Starseries while the rest of the faggot teams (except maybe Fnatic) only played tier 5 LANs
>>1988874bro m8 lost vs the shit hades polish team
>>1988861nice b8
kind of funnypari the bookie now offers double odds against all "parivision rivals" until they get a confirmed major invite
>>1988881proofs
>>1988881my bad, not double, just increased>Do you want PARIVISION at the Major? We want PARIVISION at the Major too.>That's why we're launching a promotion—INCREASED ODDS IN MATCHES AGAINST OUR COMPETITORS FOR A SLOT AT THE MAJOR.>Today, we're rooting for Astralis, Legacy, and GamerLegion. That means we're getting increased odds on them and supporting PARIVISION!https://t.me/bc_pari_esports/7974
>>1988885?
>>1988886meant for >>1988883
>>1988887Wrong thread
>>1988886lol
>>1988885>wallachiawtf these niggas playing ck2 irl?
what the fuck is this crosshair?didn't even know this was possible (it looks like shit anyway)
>>1988899you never saw a dot crosshair?that's a floosha classic
>>1988899How long have you been watching CS? Dot crosshairs have been a thing since forever
>>1988903>>1988904it's big and round. doesn't usually look like that.
>>1988899>crosshairDoesn't mean it has to be some sort of cross.
>>1988906you just fuck around with gap, size, thickness etc.
apparently chinese like jame and call him lebron james
>>1988910
>>1988910But Lebron won more than 1 mickey mouse major...
>>1988915i have no idea what it references
Probably 'cause JAMEs
rainhallzerkrezniloztrthere's my scandinavian team, now post yours
>>1988915>has a rep of making his teammates play better but couldn't coexist in a system with another dominant player, needed a superteam to win but people downplay the quality of his teammates, got some of them paid and they turned out to be mid, hardcore baiter who needs them to sacrifice for him/play around him, seen as a smart guy but can wait for the game to come to him too much, got his dick out on camera once but generally a quiet family man, made the finals more frequently than most but only ~50% wr, dominated in a semi-isolated weaker region at one pointthe shoe fits
Per Lerich (Aurora CEO), the difference between Stage 3 capsules and Stage 2 capsules is around $300.000 - $400.000
>>1988934do the org or players get sticker money?
>>1988938Players usually get 100% of player stickers, and each team has its' own terms for the team stickers
lol, vp can apparently still make it somehow
>>1988934that's historically right? since it should depend only on how many people buy them, but right now stage 2 is completely stacked with as many popular teams as stage 3, even stage 1 gets a big boost with faze dropping down there and several popular first timers
>>1988939so sticker money is more than all prize money players gets? because only like 1-2 teams get more $600k prize earnings per player in a year.
>>1988940hope so honestly, not a big fan after jame got kicked but they got dogged hard by something completely outside of their control
>>1988949well either way saw is gonna overtape both m8 and vp
>>1988942I doubt it fluctuates outside of that $100k range since all the big names from stage 2 usually make it to stage 3.>>1988943Yeah, and that's despite CS2 stickers giving generally less money than CSGO stickers.
>>1988954huh, do their stickers get added to stage 3 capsules if they advance from lower ones?
>>1988954stage capsules are based only on who started there lil bro
>>1988899hes playing stretched so ofc its going to look like shit
>>1988954actually insane and retarded. just get into a couple of majors and you're kinda settled even if you bomb out last?
That'll be 1000 dollars plus tip
>>1988924sjuushstaehrhallzerkniloztrkinda dire for scandibros
>>1988956Yeah what he said >>1988957But either way, I don't see that much difference between this major's and austin's stage 1 and 2, so it'll be generally the same>>1988959The difficult part is the getting into majors, but yeah, stickers alone funded retirement for a lot of asian, brazilian, russian, ukrainian players
>>1988960>free beer
>>1988960it's $250 a day for 4 days of the most expensive tickets and bottomless beers. that's about what I'd expect
>>1988960what event?
>>1988960No food?
>>1988964It was like $50 cheaper last year at cologne
>>1988965https://intelextrememasters.com/presumably 2026 cologne major, if it's 4 days>>1988967was cologne a major last year
>>1988962>The difficult part is the getting into majors, but yeah, stickers alone funded retirement for a lot of asian, brazilian, russian, ukrainian playerssounds like it's enough in western countries too. at least if you get into like 2 or 3.
>>1988961>kinda dire for scandibrosnot reallyif anything, we're still overrepresented even though we're not putting up any eras anymoredanedogs on the same team as swedes and/or norwegians would kinda defeat the purpose though, as they would have to speak english
>>1988934>>1988942g2, navi, tyloo are all gonna drive moneystage 1 might even be good with faze and some new team stickers
is we getting a update tonight
>>1988978yeah. its going to be absolutely nothing
Also, per L3rich, Aurora management looked at playing in Fragadelphia and Draculan to secure a spot in Stage 3 over MOUZ (who planned to attend that Riga tournament in case they fall out of Stage 3)
it's funny how esl psy-opped people into thinking a major replacing one of the 2 prestigious non-major is a good thingand they got rid of the other one altogether (no, krakow won't be the same)
>>1988989non-major events*
>>1988989>thinking a major replacing one of the 2 prestigious non-major is a good thingwho are you quoting
https://x.com/nocriesof/status/1973490873397825836nocries posting unlimited use 3 month esea league codes, my humble goat
>>1988992a lot of people were/are very excited for it
>>1988994is a single person playing esea?
>>1988996who
>>1989002the xitter and hltv sphere
>>1989009link 3 examples with some traction
3 hours
>>1989013nah
bros people all across the internet are calling the decision to merge cologne and the major one of the worst in esl's history, they are rioting in the streetswhat should be done about this pr firestorm, is it unfair to the iem staff who are trying their best?>>1989017ok
>>1989022they voted for it
>>1989009has maui said it?
>>1988960NIGGA WHAT1000 EUROS FOR FLOOR TICKETS? SAUDIS ARE FUCKING BROKE????
why hasnt nocries played in 4 days
nocries more like noteamthe na docc
Does nocries speak with a thicc ass accent or?
>>1989037it's 4 days
>>1989043So? This is the most expensive major yet, even the overpriced Austin in the overpriced USA was lower
>>1989042there's an interview herehttps://youtu.be/xh-PvhEO_qg
>>1989050Okay he does. Def grew up speaking Russian as well.
>>1988994based just saved my pug roster with this
apparently if mibr wins this tournament then vp gets ahead of gentle mates because vrs h2h shit
>>1989065>couldn't live with your own failure. where did that bring you? back to me.
>>1989072qikert saving vp from brazil would be something
>>1989075
>>1989078
electronic carrying simple on faceithe should join bc game
>>1989082he's still like 1.60
>>1989083He's prob drunk .
>>1989085prime bodybuilding heightSS + GOMAD into religiously watching Sulek and he's ready
happy birthday to the goat
>>1989038Streaming rn
>>1989120>streaming with frontalesholy kinoi wonder if he's buryat too. but i don't think so, i think he's a yakut because hotu is based there.
>>1989124weird they're speaking english but i guess to keep an english audience which is good for me
>>1989124he said both frontales and youka are I think, either that or he said they were asian, I don't care about nocries but hotu guys are interesting so I shall watch>>1989127yes same, they are really good at it too kinda unexpected
is nocries our guy or reddit
>>1989140both
Y U G E
SIX POINT FIVE GIGS OOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.counter-strike.net/newsentry/498333631688738072IT'S UP
[ ARMORY ] Added Missing Link Community Charms collection featuring 23 new charms created by Counter-Strike Workshop community artists. Added Dr. Boom Charms collection featuring 22 new charms. Added 2025 Community Stickers collection featuring 29 new stickers created by Counter-Strike Workshop community artists. Added Sugarface 2 Stickers collection featuring 9 new stickers with the Sugarface theme. Removed Gallery Case, Graphic Collection, and Character Craft stickers from The Armory.[ GAMEPLAY ] Death count in scoreboard will now increment when players die to C4 bomb detonation. Limited Zeus-x27 kill streak bonus in deathmatch. Fixed incorrect pixel offset for greater than one pixel width sniper scope. Added inaccuracy representation in sniper scopes. Keychains will now slightly jolt when a player makes an audible footstep sound.[ SPECTATING ] Added support on select maps for new spectator camera transitions that follow the shortest path through the level to the next spectator target player. In-game loadout of spectated player will auto-close at the end of the match. In-game loadout of spectated player will now show wear and pattern of gloves.[ MAPS ] Removed community maps Jura, Grail, Dogtown, and Brewery from all game modes. Added community maps Palacio and Golden to Competitive, Casual, and Deathmatch modes. Added community maps Rooftop and Transit to Wingman mode. Ancient / Shoots Various player clipping fixes.[ MISC ] Minor adjustments to MAC-10 and R8 Revolver skinning. Fixed a crash for missing bullet impact effects. Added deformers (lattice deformer and simple bend deformer) to Workshop Tools - Hammer. Re-enabled example content in train_zoo using lattice and bend deformers.[ MAP SCRIPTING ]
STICKERS YEEEEEEEEEAHYAAAAAS KEYCHAAAAAAAAAINS
do we like charms?
ANIME GAME OFFICIAL
fucking piece of shit
>skin slop and maps no one will ever playsimply ebin:DDD
golden is a great map, I was really surprised it didn't win the map maker competition, it can definitely see pro play
kek
>>1989173didnt was know magixx our guy was live
>>1988978ah hell nah this some bullshit man knowimsayin
it's over
>>1989180wtf he was a fraud this whole time?
>>1989169it had ai art somewhere that got removed eventually, must've made the judges butthurt>t. occasional mapcore enjoyer
new awp scope
>>1989185>ruins your game
Remove AWP from the game
>>1989185do we like it?
FUCK YOU
>grenade skines
>>1989198is this ai slop lmao
>>1989201it's a charm
>>1989205>charm
he's not cheati-https://www.twitch.tv/nocriesof/clip/TolerantExpensiveCourgetteWholeWheat-B387QdE8xxvrBvVy
>rotting on bench for 6 monthswhat's the point?
>>1989268yeah incredibly sad for him, he deserves betterat least he won a tournament and MVP this year (midnesy could never)
>>1989310>he deserves betterlol
>>1989316such an epic own my dude, here's an HLTV updoot for your comment
>>1989342why you acting like I'm the one who posted something retardedhe got 3 real chances and blew em all. he doesn't """"deserve"""" anything
>>1989316would he have been better than shiro?
>>1989349sh1ro always mogged him, they're like the exact same agemuch safer but still great output, way higher floor, easier to plug and play, and a better teammate
I've said my piece about [community who shall not be named]. Some /sp/fag keeps reporting me and the tranny jannies keep banning me. You know what you are and it gives me great pleasure knowing that you will always be [community who shall not be named]. It's the ultimate curse in life.>homicide_rates_in_[community who shall not be named]_vs_100_countries.jpgAnyways coming back to the tournament, it's a bit disappointing to see G2 fumble like this but also nice to see Asian teams like HOTU on the rise.Tomorrow I'm rooting for Astralis, G2 and B8. COMPLETE TOTAL AND UTTER [COMMUNITY WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED] ELIMINATION from this tournament, Amen.
>>1989465>/sp/if you're from there or the one who brought them here you deserve far worse
>>1989465evade that shit my n word
>>1989472No I'm not, in fact I don't even know who or what he is. Some anon mentioned a couple of threads ago that some "person" from the [community who shall not be named] was gloating on /sp/ that he ruined /magog/ by reporting and getting people banned over trivial nonsense. I've been getting banned nonstop for the last couple of weeks.>>1989473Preach it cuh
Who's the awper on gentle m8s? paypal should replace him and klim should come back asap
>>1989489>>1989465>community who shall not be namedfavela monkeys?
>>1989491MartinezSa is literally GM's best player, and we don't want SunTraitor back
>>1989496>SunTraitorwhat'd he do to hurt your feelings?
>>1989493Yes and RIP, see you after 3 days.
>>1989496then g2 should buy him
>>1989501mehmagog has been shit for over a year, ever since the hltv influxI don't mind a vacation
>>1989504nah man that underevolved creature doesn't understand that it's all just banter getting people banned for it is seriously killing our small shithole
>>1989500His move to ENCE nearly finished off Movistar Riders when they were on a roll, and thus nearly finished off the whole Spanish sceneMartinez was still young and hotheaded, so he left for South America when things weren't all right, then that faggot shitbai and his koi dropped their only profitable roster due to them "not being a top 20 team in the world" when we had to play with stad*d* and SunPayus was on a bench willing to gracefully return to usWe're somewhat back but it could've been far greater if he just was our tabseN or XANTARES and believed in the project and the nation
>>1989507paypal doesn't have the makings of a tabsen/fallen/xantares he's more of a 1.03 and siesta kind of guy
>>1989508Hopefully he has a nice long siesta after his boyfriend sAw dumps him and he never returns to tier1 again
who's your favorite female team magog
>ban inferno>ban nuke>pick overpass>pick dust2/train>dust2/ancient left for 3rdwhat are we thinking?I can get 4.25x on ence, which seems pretty good considering G2's current form
>>1989522>xp3grim
>>1989525mythic legend
there's a discussion in the turk community that xfl0ud getting abruptly benched and then abruptly asked to return tilted him very hard and he stopped caring
>>1989549sAw merchants + alkaren only has a career right now because he happened to play with kyousuke
>>1989550Sangal were good before sAw thoughI think nilo is just isn't jottAAA or tN1r, and Alkarenn being SaMey sidegrade doesn't help either. And obviously xfl0ud was done dirty so he just plays for a paycheck until Aurora call him up
it's uphttps://youtu.be/Nv0Aw4kGwqE
>>1989568another sub-10k viewers banger even with a brazilian ragebait in the title
https://challonge.com/Blocktoberfrag groups start today
>>1989589
>>1989589i care
40 minutes until ence eliminates g2
i got called a pedo in game again
>>1989599is it true
>>1989601'fraid so
>>1989601im reading ichigo mashimaro
>>1989594can you go ask your parents to educate you how to behave among other people?
>>1989489>I've been getting banned nonstop for the last couple of weeksif you don't like getting banned, couldn't you just not sperg out about brazil whenever your ban expires?also, this thread isn't being ruined or killed because of it
Ayo, we rockin’ wit dis new update or nah?
>>1989621we'll find out on the esl stream shortlyalso I have chosen your pic today, probably
if ence can beat astralis they can beat g2
>no sawpoo2 are going OUT
>>1989628buy an ad
>>1989630fuck you
>>1989631fuck you too
>>1989632freak incel
>>1989634woman
>>1989635I am a tranny actually
hello magog i am back after a week away due to moving house. i cant wait to watch my favourite player, rain, play for my favourite team faze clan
gla1ve would've gotten 2 rounds by now
>>1989642if he was on g2, he'd get 2 rounds, ye
nice shot
this kinda close
>>1989641did you buy a place
>>1989660yeah which is cool
what if ct players with kit could defuse dropped bombs
>>1989668then you could throw games even harder
>trying to tilt their weakest playernot a bad strategy
>>1989646
sick save
>10 seconds left and ence pushes 2v1explain this
>>1989666v nice, congrats.where at? is your city crazy expensive?
>astralis banned nukelol after picking it the entire season
>>1989695Up north in the UK. its not too bad since im not in a city, prices are ridiculous everywhere but the missus makes decent money which helps
>>1989746SUNDERCHADS WE OUT HERE
>>1989747fuck back to sp
>>1989747not that far north lad, im north west near manny
NO ONE is watching this shit, huh?
>>1989763i am
>>1989765you and I, anon
>>1989763this isn't twitch chatyou're not forced to post when watching a game
>>1989763i'm here as well
best song so far
>>1989772can't hear and don't care to hear
>>1989773got your back, brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9VMscvith4
RETARDissim
niggas really give Majisk the hero ak of all players
Astralis are in Stage 1 if they lose this game, right? -23 points
Will he rise from the ashes or is it over?
i've seen faceit stacks with more T side ideas than Astralis have this tournament
holy raped
>>1989791niko ruined him (both as a player and his bussy)
>>1989791godzuki will elevate him
astralis it's time
>>1989809A while ago Ence had a team that won every force buy. That shit was crazy to watch.
>>1989767I wish I had a friend like this.
>>1989834I was gonna say something racist but I'm trying to be a better person. On the outside at least
>asstralis
Should be ez for furia on paper
>>1989845gahhh damnnnn niggghha!
Magisk has less rating than HooXi this tournament btwHow to win with 2 karrigans in your team?
>6 t-side rounds on overpasswe're back, baby
/ourmonkeys/
>>1989847I didn't watch Furia this tournament, are they losing because they're trying new shit?
shit
>ends zont1x's career>eliminates Spirit in his last game for the old team>exposes Uberdriver as a fraud in the first video with Spiritalready my favorite CIS player ever
>hooxi isn't even the worst performing player on astralis this stageWtf how
>>1989893I really hope he works out for spirit. we can't have mongolz as the #1 team, it's just unserious
>>1989893zont1x will return in place of zweih or chopper, but other than that yes he is based, I like how he's always looking like he has the time of his life even when getting blown out
rain hltv confirmed is on
rain is so coolwhy did he get kicked by dictator karribot fuaaaaaaaaark
>>1989893>wins major at first askingBASED
>>1989908heroic was at last major
>i dont like looking at demos>i dont like writing down stratsok rain igl stocks going down
first tournament of the era
when will they fix jitter
>>1989910t1nr plays for spirit
>>1989916tn1r looks like a giga autist but is actually the most normal person in the picture, other than maybe chopper
team KHAN got banned from cct
>>1989763I'm at work
hooxi t sides is back
not the prettiest run, but holy hell are we ending on a high note
LEGASISSIES???
no longer german team
>>1989952>gets an awper who was removed after a month by another team and just crosses their fingers that they won't have the same issues with himdesperate, even for a clown org like theirs. i'm guessing literally no one else was interested
HooXi haters BTFO
>>1989952they found syrson 2
>>1989963yeah let's just keep the 0.93 awper (86 map sample size and vs mostly shit teams)
322
>>1989967i was watching the rain interview
I understand degenerate gamblers now, all I'm losing is channel points but I just can't predict correctly anymore, from multi millionaire to nothing and I'm starting to see the imaginary fixes and throws
Even rain shat on EliGE, bald fraud is so done
>>1989969i'm obviously not criticizing the change, but the replacementretard.
astralis stage 2 now in majorhaters?
>>1989993they were all along bro
>>1989995they wouldve gone down to stage 1 if they had lost this game
>>1989997that would be a huge failing, going 3-2 is not amazing for their standards with these opponents, basically before epl they were expected to be a lock for stage 2 and they barely made it
that was the ugliest whiff i've seen in some time
>>1989980qrd?
>>1990007he just said he didnt fit into the team
furia is gonna lose to this shit t2 team
molodog retire
>>1989978the ones who managed to get wins like these are gonna lose to.. b8. I would lose my mind if I was betting real money rather than meaningless points on this semen slurping game
ALEX666
>>1989971https://xcancel.com/cyndaquil_hzm/status/1973382522437324819
i hope b8 wins because that gives points to parivision by improving their h2h
y0ki
ohnepixel is gonna stream the valorant finalis this treason?
retire
>headtr0ck onlineit's over
>>1990021these are the current numbers. let's see if anything changes if pooria loses.
https://www.faceit.com/en/news/faceit-integrity-review-of-nocriesIT'S UP
>>1990056it's still suspicious he has so few games on his current faceitfeels like he had another account that he got banned on. like maybe he was super toxic or something.
>>1990059most likely he used cheats while being a good player
>>1990059Nigga read the post, he had an old account with 10k hours
>>1990056>10k hours previously in CS>no evidence of smurfingstopped reading there
>>1990062yes so why doesn't he use that one?
esenthial
furia is gonna lose
>>1990063How is it smurfing? Is he supposed to derank himself from level 10 before moving to NA?
>>1990056who cares, he's not even good, this is NA by the way but after he stopped cheating
>>1990073meanwhile an actually good player doing it against human opponents, with a worse winrate which also makes it harder to get good stats
>>1990077>130 adr>1.21 kprholy goat
also "nocry" would be exactly the type of name some sociopathic raped russian kid would pick while bragging he wins with cheats
>nabitch this mad that gokushima 2 is owning his server while not being that good
these b8 retards are such mental midgets, holy fuck, I get tilted watching THEM getting tilted
lucky ace
that usp ace was something out of 1.6 era highlight clips god damn
>last map is overpassb8 can very much still win this
alex322 is selling againI thought this nigger is an IGL and justifies his shit stats because of it but no, he's just a dogshit nigger, not even a hard anchor or headtr1ck's SANJI, just garbage player
>>1989620idc [community who shall not be named] your kind needs to be banned from the internet
Right now I'm Ukrainian.
>>1990112the funny thing is that he's their 2nd or 3rd best player depending on if you filter by top 30 or 50, and their awper headtr1ck is the worst by far while their igl is the only one not below 1 rating, strange team
>>1990115>assuming the person who gives mild criticism of you is brazillianyeah, couldn't be any one else bored of your incessant sperg outs
>>1990131Are you trying to bait me into calling you the forbidden word? Because you're acting like it right now.
>>1990133you're underage
>>1990133You are so autistic its not even funny anymore.
>>1990133you can call me whatever you like, but you're going to guess the race i am and the location i'm posting from wrong and it will be amusing
okay this is sold
Uhh.
fucking expectednipl either lowest IQ igl on the planet or selling games like he's s3nsei's brother
Overpass is no man's land, a bunch of twitchy Ukrainian kids trying to escape conscription have the advantage.
>>1990147yeah it's not his forte, leave the team then leave igling to someone else and just frag, at least he can do that well
>>1990150advantage that they're gonna cash out a pretty penny after his onelook as it's a quick 13-4-esque map and alex322 posts a new bmw on insta a week later
>>1990154CIS T2 is that bad? I know china t2 is a free for all.
>CCT issues bans to three teams for cheatingThat's cool what about matchfixing though?
>>1990155like 80% of esic fixing bans are for ukrainian playersit's all shit, these ex-ussr kids get a yearly salary, 5 fixed games and you're set for life while not even hitting 20, and if caught who cares? the golden goose died, you cashed out alreadylook at gokushima, pub stomper who got over 300k USD and gonna get unbanned soon XD there were rumours last year that 9Pandas looked to get him and pressure ESIC into unbanning him early too XD
>>1990163matchfixing is allowed
>>1990171>these ex-ussr kids get a yearly salaryfor having a bad game or a bad day*>>1990163KHAN, Y5 and THE were Senza-tier radaring and it took them several months to ban these fucks, they don't care after valve raped their ass earlier in the year for giving out shadowbans
>5 on TIt's over.
13-5
CatJAM
>furia's stats are <50% on TUh oh
maddened looks like such a söyboy>balding>shitty beard>thick glasses>gay weeb tattoo>non-representing ruskieliterally the golden standard
>>1990215weird guy. he's only 24 and he's never been a player. just went straight to being a coach.
furia is ass
There is absolutely no reason for VRS to NOT be updated in real time. >1990224kys
>>1990225
what a disasterit's over
Furia will not win a single round from this point on.
>>1990233disaster?
hotu, legacy, b8these losses are not good
this ai joke is so boring
>>1990244so many jokes are boring and they just keep going with it for several minutes
masterb8ers please....
>>1990248this is the first one where I find myself annoyed, mostly cause I loathe ai and hearing about it, and they've been at it for the whole map
>>1990234Okay. Maybe it's the other fucking way around.
ughhhh good guys are losing
pooria is so fucking luckybad team winning with lucky timings
npl should just join navithis b8 team sucks
no team pisses me off more than pooria not even failcl0wns
>>1990263rumours said he declined
ez
that's the reaction when you earned a lot of money from matchfixing
transaction completealex322 thank you for your cooperating, your new car is coming up soon>>1990263he's genuinely low IQ and declined themhe CHOSE A GUY WHO CAN'T SPELL "ESSENTIAL" AND WHO GOT MAD THAT CASTERS CLOWNED ON IT
can't believe furina won that
mizu highest rated player stage 1
>>1990274>>1990277how much?
>>1990285$0you have to be nipl IQ to bet on ukrainian teams
>>1990285im sure he smiled because he likes losing :)
>>1990287Inner Circle tho.
>>1990290might change their ways now that they're under the proper org not from ukraine, but lost a lot of sus online games in the past, wouldn't put it past them to have a fix here or there
donk who?
virtus.pro are actually gaining chances to go to the major as we speakeach time qikert wins a match, vp creep closer to m8sthe gap is now only 4 points, one win from mibr and they're inunless of course saw get top 3 in frag, then it's over
>>1990308Mouz is waiting.
uh oh
Does any site have Frag Blocktober coverage?
>>1990324they're on kick for this onehttps://kick.com/fraghttps://challonge.com/Blocktoberstarts in 1hr 20min
>>1990319
>>1990333it's stupid but looking pretty likely. mibr just won a t2 brazilian lan so they're the favorite for this t2 lan.
>>1990319that's honestly rubbish, they didn't even beat anyone remotely good, an unranked team and top 100 teamThe LAN win buff from these shitty LANs and especially the "first LAN wins" boost is complete shit
epl win chance:falcons 40%spirit 20%vitality 20%mongolz 5%furia 5%g2 5%hotu 5% hotu 5% might seem like a troll but honestly they have a bigger chance to upset and win it all than mouz.
>falco-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>falcons 40%
when the new krokodil supply hits
>>1990349>>1990350kyosuke has 130.4 adr in his last 10 faceit gameshe's locked in and online and ready for his first mvp
>>1990353it's not even some mentally ill russian, at least not likelyfalcons have lost 90% of their russian fanbase after molodoy showed up, m0nesy is literally rated lower than sh1ro by most, which is crazy because not a lot of people even like sh1ro to begin with
the more you hate on GODcons the funnier it will be when they winso just keep at it
niko is literally the best player in the world right now, closely followed by kyousuke, monesy could do better but whatever falcons are winning this shit
>>1990331ty
>1990366>1990370you really need to work on the bait
>>1990404only one is me
That awp shot molodoy hit on long on the guy trying to jump spot long was retarded. People just don't hit shots like that anymore on cs2. Weary vibes from moloGOD, we might have a s1mple situation here.
>>1990410>we might have a s1mple situation here.i agree (except not washed and not addicted to alcohol and other substances)
>>1990410>1.12 rating vs top 20>"we might have a s1mple situation here"he's literally worse than washed baby goat
>>1990414Mind you he doesn't play the same team situation as s1mple did most of his career, molodoy has a lot less space to farm ratings and highlights.
>>1990415this is just cope. issue is that molodoy is worse than even 2025 s1mple.
>>1990410it wasn't that impressive, he was preaiming almost at the exact same spot the guy popped up and it's one of the most common jumpspots in the game
watch now and also buy his tshirts https://youtu.be/QB6228zlXDY
>>1990420He wasn't pre aiming, he scoped in, the guy jumped and he micro adjusted to hit the shot. That's a very hard shot to hit, on CS2 specially. >>1990417Molodoy has to compete with a peak YEKINDAR and KCERATO, the most consistently good BR player ever, for ratings. I don't think s1mple had that level of teammates for most his career if ever.
>>1990431>compete with for ratingsyou're retardedfuria loses to hotu and legacy
>>1990427He looks like that asian chick who got facefucked. You know the one.
>>1990436face blindness is a common symptom of autism
>>1990431I just went back to watch it, he was aiming above the truck before seeing anyone
>>1990331>>1990383turns out they have 5 channels now and are actually providing coverage of most of their matches, probably part of their kick deal/frag2 /frag3 /frag4 and /upmind
now that the games for today are over does anyone want to hop on w514 and help me with shield of arrav
Here's an interesting proposal:For each region, the team that just didn't make the cutoff should reserve the right to challenge the team that just made the cutoff to a BO3 for the major spot.For eg: Since APAC has 6 spots, the team at #7 should reserve the right to challenge #6 for a major spot.
>>1990431>s1mple had that level of teammates for most his career if ever
>>1990484would be interesting to decide the final Major spot that way
>>1990484>chinggis faggots try to VRS scam all season long by attending 100 $500 LANs ran by other mongolians>somehow FAIL to beat huns ONCE and can't overtake afk rare atom>DOOOOD JUST FIGHT ME DOOODhorrible idea, no thanks
>>1990504That was just one example. VPee might overtake GentleMates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p0uT45Qv_s
elige's girlfriend (goosebreeder) is playing vs menshttps://kick.com/cct_cs4
>>1990531does this have some special options on or would this work on regular cs servers?
>>1990537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP42PyTZmVkno, this is using the skz settings of the kz gamemode, vanilla ("regular cs servers") cannot have movement like that
SÓ TOU A DAR
yuge
>>1990596my benis? yes.
>>1990431>Molodoy has to compete with a peak YEKINDAR and KCERATO, the most consistently good BR player ever, for ratings. I don't think s1mple had that level of teammates for most his career if ever.you gotta be fucking with me. yekindar is not stealing your baity awper's rating points, and pre-igl electronic powerbombmogs kscerato into hell
Hltv are some lazy fucks, they are not even covering this event in short news. I remember RMR open qualis were also not on hltv because those are really huge and impossible to cover, but they still did shorts and mentioned upsets and stuff. Fnatic just lost a map to Bounty Hunters.
fnatic really finna lose to the 11th best brazilian team
wait why is jackasmo on fnatic? did they silently drop krimz or is he standing in?
It's fucking out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j07FJ8cNY4w
>>1990788>Fnatic have confirmed that Freddy "KRIMZ" Johansson will miss Fragadlephia Blocktober for an undisclosed reasonJust threw away their major dreams like that, jackasmo is horrible while KRIMZ was one of main reasons they won Draculan 1
>>1990788>>1990809https://xcancel.com/sammathews/status/1973866264302064057#m ok seems to be outside their control, strange that a swede can't get a visa>>1990802watched it live brotha
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2386369/mibr-vs-x7-circuit-x-south-america-season-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2386384/mibr-vs-shinden-circuit-x-south-america-season-1>you're from Argentina and just wanted to have a good time
>>1990811>strange that a swede can't get a visaGoing to the US is fucked right now.
>>1990811>>1990912Krimz has the goatfucker beard no wonder they didn't give him a visa
>>1990983Actually I have a beard too and got rejected even though I don't need a visa for why I was visiting.Odd.
https://www.hltv.org/events/8040/esl-pro-league-season-22Bruh why didn't anyone tell me that the top 11 teams + some lower ranked teams in red hot form were playing in this tournament? The way people were describing this tournament I thought it was some random tier 1.5 ESL event.
>>1990985Based secondary retard.
>>1990986My fault I should've checked the stage 2 invites I just assumed it was a lower ranked event because of how lukewarm the thread was. Guess it'll pick up now.
>>1990987Have you never seen EPL before?
>>1990991I have but some of the stage 1 invites were straight up garbage so I thought many teams had refused the invites.
>karrigan: s1mple wouldn't work in faze>rain: s1mple wouldn't work in faze>throin: NOOO YOU'RE ALL WRONGMan why did he fall off so hard, I remember watching his content like 10 years ago, now he fully lost his mind
>>1991049karrigan needs to retire
>>1990427>>1990436when are the z4kr tapes being released?
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1991069Fuck off.
>kwabquest qualified>radar atom qualified
>>1991077i think rare atom can screw up if they're bad in their current tourney
wtf valorant tournaments doesn't even show k/d for playersthis is unwatchable
breakdown on teams up for major quals
>>1991049What did rain say on hltvc about that, why not?
>>1991092he unironically didn't want to give a reason
>>1991092he just said something along the lines of "with the players we had, I am not sure he would work out in faze"
>>1991094The exact quote is "I do enjoy playing with him but I think,overall, [with] the mix of the players we had, I don't know if it would work that well"https://youtu.be/j07FJ8cNY4w?si=xkVIuK7KiDWgYdEr&t=1527
>>1991081SAW hatewatch from all of tier-2 is gonna go crazyThough I still root for VP to cockroach their way back in and piss off everybody
Twistzz (IGL)RainBrokyEligeFrozenWould've gone hard and you know it
>rain on being benched: "There's a lot of s**t going towards karrigan, which is very unnecessary. It was not his choice"based rain, true gentleman and legend of the gamegood luck in the future king
>>1991142he's lying
when are match-ups announced for EPL?I'm going to a competition in a 3rd world country this weekend and want to see if I should bet on anything before leaving
>>1991164>when are match-ups announced for EPL?i think tomorrow, which is annoying>I'm going to a competition in a 3rd world country this weekendweird
>>1991167fuck....>weirdyeah, swedes are weird
why does donk have a dueling scar?
>>1991172His cat attacked him when he was like 3 yrs old
>>1991142where do you ideally want to see rain and where does he REALISTICALLY end up and why?for me? ideally: -jimpphat +rain because it would provide a massive aura injection and jimi ain't got it no morealistically: -pr +rain since pr will almost certainly be picked up by someone and it would be cool to see an almost fully scandinavian line-up-yxngstxr +rain since yxngstxr has been absolutely dogshit for ages now and having a veteran could benefit a young team greatly-krimz + rain because rain is simply the better unc
impact bros...
>>1991199@everyone, not just this guy >>1991142
Okay here's the seeding. I think this means we start with>Vitality vs Hotu>Mongolz vs Inner Circle>Spirit vs Gentle Matesand so on
>>1991200probably due to intel shitting the bed and not wanting to divert bankruptcy funds to DEI projects>raise the profile of WOMENS csWat
>>1991200>we will continue to support the communitywhat do they write shit like this?
okay matchups are up
>>1991215hotu furia vitality spiritfalconsmouznavifaze
>>1991049he's great at everything that goes on outside of the serverinside the server he's a complete retard who has never touched the game in any serious sense
>>1988844>>1988849>>1990535you need to gtfo
hotu will win over mongolz and become the best team in asia
>>1991200Womanbros it's over
>>1991200they voted for it
>>1991278what?
>>1991200Well well wellLook who's right again
>>1991285homosexual
>>1991286if it makes my dick hard it's a woman
>>1991289you guys rag on Rich but come on bros we'd all hit her
imagine if saudis made a womens league and only accepted women into itI bet it'd be more successful
Spirit ranked Hotu 8Hotu ranked G2 and Furia 10 and 11
>>1991303More interesting is m8s going with furia and g2 #1 and #2Also seems like teams are generally in agreement that Vitality are still #1 team despite having a rocky seaso
>>1991310It's just that no other team has been convincing. Like Spirit is the only team that has won more than one tournament but after winning twice they had their two worst placements of the year.Then Mongolz has got into 3 finals but they also lost 0-3 to Spirit and lost to Furia.
>>1991303>>1991310yeah this is supreme fucking bs
>>1991330It's a weird ranking especially since Furia and G2 looked weak in stage 1 and M8 even beat G2.
whats next for shimmer (formerly known as supernova comets) once esl impact ends?
>>1991340losing to mexican teams in cct
"molodoy rookie of the year"
>>1991382Already more MVPs than rapedsuka will get in his lifetime
*more mvps for 9 more days
>>1991387The landalan mvps don't count
RAIN + S1MPLE IT'S HAPPENING
>>1991428Told you niggas it's BC.Game's year next year
>>1991428you'll get egotronic and you'll be happy
>>1991428you mean magixx
>>1991435it might unironically be electronic because simple has played faceit with him recently
14 HOURS UNTIL NEW SPIRIT ROSTER
>>1991200heartbreaking. now gaylorante is gonna get even bigger. ffs
>>1988910>>1988911huh
>>1991565the GOAT is big into basketballChinese are big into basketballLebron JAMEsmatch made in heaven
>>1991534Don't care
>>1991575clearly you care a little bit since you gave a reply
