hltv.org
first for the owner of Mongolia
the raped
raped by yekindar
>>1993082What the fuck happened? Mongolz and Vitality both lose on the same day and Niko is top of the leaderboard.
>>1993105Goat rifler
this casting is the most cringe shit ive ever heard
>>1993108every epl they double down on being cringe>its epl its always cringeno they are getting cringier and hiring fucking dota/deadlock washouts like jacky
>>1993105What happened is that #FalconsAreHere
>its another t1 loses to random russian pugMany such cases. The neck breaker is m8s, spanish scene is finally on?
Not impressed by the new spirit so far.
ohnebros we won
Member vitality win sptreak?
>>1993119Inner circle beat gentle mates
>>1993127I know but their T-Nuke was atrocious.Dust2 also got close.
>>1993131There was no dust2
>>1993133Mirage. it's the only one that went 24 rounds.
>rain is back>Vitality sharting the bed leading to ropz coming back to FaZeOh yea rain, broky, ropz, Twistzz and karrigan 2026. The Last Dance is happening.
>>1993145stupid ass nigga
we need more events like fissure
>>1993161We're having a bunch of t1.5 events this season
>>1993154I prefer the title "retarded" instead.
>>1993145it could be real if Faze got A LOT of money from somewhere to be able to pay Ropz enough money for him to buy another porscheand we know that Faze is not doing too well financially right now and situation probably won't change any time soonit's crazy to me that they even managed to bring Twistzz back, like, did they use 90% of their budget to get him or what? there's no way he decided to do a charity work and join the team for pennies, if Twistzz left TL and went into free market teams would be offering huge money to him im sure of it
>>1993165what i meant was WE NEED MORE HOT BITCHES ON THE SCREEN DURING GAMES
TOMORROW
Aragorn stickers incoming
>>1993169Twistzz really respects karrigan so he'd probably be willing to take a salary cut just to play with him again. It was also a transfer between teams that reportedly don't have much budget for CS so I'd think FaZe and TL dropped a small amount of money to transfer or didn't charge a fee.
Grinded to 77777 on the 'K May eternal fortune come your way Big things coming, stay tuned.
>>1993173belgrade just seems to be packed with baddiesprobably a university city
>>1993169They just elige twistzz swapped
>>1993169FaZe is family bro. I'm sure ropz would come back just because the power of friendship knows no bounds.
>>1993190What she thinkan
>>1993173I still don't get why this shitty poster is AI generatedIt's literally a minute photoshop jobThe logo looks nothing like the fucking furia logo
>>1993213>$500 to watch this nerdy ass garbage isn't so bad
Heh
>>1993161no suffering in europ
Top 9 is really evenly spread.
>>1993161Just wait for Blast Rotterdam
>>1993189#BLESSED
>Vsyo idyot po planu
>>1992907>>1992911>>1992914fucking cucks
It's a good day for big org haters.
>>1993264Navi won
Why is the thread so dead
>>1993281na-who?
>>1993282We all killed ourselfs
>>1993282Dunno
kekhttps://youtu.be/w_DDKZFJ3qk?si=W-qyVFFS-xXpxn5d
Fluxo qualifiedarT masterclass
LIVE EU RMR UPDATESAW VS OG VS 9INE VS ECSTATIC VS VP VS M8SAW CURRENTLY IN THE LEADONE SPOT LEFT, PARIVISION B8 AND NIP LOCKED IN
>>1993388>PARIVISION>LOCKED INGod is good!
>>1993376>2.03That's his career best or what.
>>1993388>parivision in>virtus.poo out
okay just came out, how did they lose to a fucking t2 team?
>>1993425gentle mates are a top 10 team material
>>1993425>ACK!!!!!!!!!!
>>1993388landalan actually ended up being russian rmr
>>1993388>Gentle mates gape the previous major winner>still don't qualifytuff
>>1992696>BanksI'm found shot in the back of the head 5 times, it's ruled a suicide
watch f1ku killing og major dreams
best place to sell skins? I'm in the US
>>1993463csfloat
im thinking this
>>1993465omw to becoming a 500aire
Round startedfear + jambo (flash assist) killed prosus with ak47 (headshot)jackasmo killed tabseN with ak47 (headshot)Krimbo + fear (assist) killed JDC with hegrenadejackasmo killed hyped with ak47 (headshot)jambo planted the bomb on A (5on1)fear killed Krimbo with knife_butterflyRound over - Winner: T (10 - 1) - Enemy eliminatedwhat a team
Zywoo:Top 50: 1.36->1.21Top 20: 1.37 -->1.21Top 10: 1.37 --> 1.08Top 5: 1.33 -->1.12Zywoo's fall is catastrophic, especially vs top tier opposition, but overall catastrophicBefore you say "zywoo has to drop 30 to win every game?" no, but he is so far playing like a total mid awper vs top tier opposition, so if he simply played good, not even his average level, vitality would already be much better.I'm afraid zywoo is indeed the main problem.
>>1993541
I think 9ine has to win for there be a chance at m8 at major (but chance is still low)
ropz said his car is getting repairedwhat does that cost?
>>1993712What did he crash into and at what speed?
https://x.com/Thorin/status/1974385000813637770kek based
>>1993730I'm not sure. But he was driving at a racing track.
>>1993732>YOU'RE A LE MYSOGYNISTyes very based
>>1993739ywnbaw though
>>1993732
no major for saw, deserved, they never should've gotten so close for farming dog lans they themselves hosted
>>1993788also retarded by them to not attend other lans
>>1993788They got eliminated by the coach they kicked and a player they kicked after like a month on the roster lol
>>1993791did any 9ine players used to be on saw? thought saw was portugese only.
>>1993794cej0t
>>1993794They got cejot and some british guy for a few events and benched them, went back to being full Portuguese
>>1993797right they had this weird team and sucked even more than usual
i guess fnatic has highest chance for last spot now?
>>1993800It's whoever wins the event will get the spot i think, fnatic are induvidually the best but they're playing with a last minute stand-in so idk if they are favorites
Looks like Ecstatic are gonna winMeaning Fluxo are locked in Americas region and VP and Gentle Mates are definitely outThe final four of Frag Block turn into a proper RMR where the winner takes the final EU spot, pretty cool
mibr farming brazil with kl1mple
>>1993816
>HOTU coach Mou: We are the number one team in Asia.
>>1993937Beat the mongolz first.
>>1993941wat
>>1993942Beat tyloo first*
>>1993941the mongolz are a number 2 team from asia
What's going on.
Rank these managementsFrom worst to bestastralisegfalconsfazefnaticliquidnipogvpwildcard
>>1993951vp, astralis - worstliquid - best
>>1993951falcons is gonna end up good
>>1993951Worst - falconsvery little to show for the gorillions they investedbest - liquidhistorically garbage org but making decent moves recentlyfull order:liquidfazenipastralisfnaticogegvpwildcardfalcons
>>1993221Meanwhile >donk 1.08>zywoo 0.92What's up with those two?
he's singing nowhttps://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1973258515188941217https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1973434345781338116https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1974195767821922485
>>1993957>best - liquidnothing against liquid, but brother how can you say that when liquid has jokasteve? that man should've been fired ages ago
>>1993949I won't play window anymore
>>1993967you know what. his lifestyle aint that bad if im keeping it a stack witchu niggas.
Im trying to cap max fpsbut the slider doesnt do anything, it resets to 400why?
FALCONS ARE HERE
>>1994032Turns out you cant change it during a game but it works otherwise
gm
>>1994068is that Zhou?
Navi so scared... Falcon are too powerful
kyxsan prime
Falcon insanely strong aura. Navi just running around like chickens
FalGODS are here.
>>1994102we've seen a few dominant nuke ct sides so fardoesnt mean much
Mongolz? More like mongoloidz
Falcons beating a tier 2 team isn't really a surprise. On the other stream Mongolz is losing to fucking Inner Circle
>>1992666Looks like the VRS guy does know his shit
>>1994106sorta predicted this after yesterday, most lower ranked teams won and ic just barely lost to spirit, the way hotu demolished mongolz I could easily see them lose here today even put my hard earned points on it
>>1994113>even put my hard earned points on itWhat points?
>>1994115esports dollars of course
Navi tactics
>>1994068ZHOU GUANO
he's mid
>>1994121those are clearly falcon's tactics, anon
If the casters feel the need to warn about spoilers of other match results how about just never talk about other match results?!?!?
eeme next to be kicked fs fs
>>1994142brain rotten zoomer
So who's taking it home, lads?I think we're long overdue for some NUT NUT stickers
>>1994151>ladsdisgusting wannabe>So who's taking it homeis it relevant for major invites? otherwise I couldn't care less
>>1994151ez 4 blamef
>>1994154every tournament is relevant for major invites
>>1994154The winner of Fragadelphia takes the last EU spot, lad. Those are the semi-finalists.
>>1994154are you retarded? why do you think he's mentioning stickers
>>1994154simmer down laddie
>>1994151fnatic for blamef or 9ine for stopping saw from frauding their way into the major
>>1994157noif none of the contenders can't get enough points it doesn't mean shit>>1994158fair enoughwho loses their spot to the winner?
>>1994165they are points that will be relevant for future tournament invites, including the major
>>1994166no
>>1994165gentle mates and VPthey needed an American miracle with NA and SA teams beating all EU ones
>>1994167yes
kyxsan is such a bot holy shit
>>1994168with VP also needing Qikert to win a brazilian tier-3 LAN for those head-to-head adjustments to fraud a couple of points in over M8
iM always owns N0ko for some reason
>>1994170Falcons need BoombI4
>>1994177boombl4 needs to retire
>>1994169you're retarded. Seek help>>1994168alright. So we'll most likely get portugal or spain as the last spot?
>>1994179no, this is the battle for the last spot, SAW bottled their chances and M8 are out of contentionout of 3 spots up for grabs, parivision and b8 have taken theirs with no chance of not making it9INE and OG look like favorites in their matchups
it's ok N0vi, you can always go and win some T2 tournaments
KWAB
>>1994182>9ine>ogdid not expect thatwas honestly hoping for some more national teams. But alright, guess I'll root for og
NOOBI
n0vi lol
mogolz choked 11-5it's over HOTU top 1 Inner Circle top 2
>>19941879INE are just on an insane 7 LAN wins streak and OG being the favorites is more on fnatic being shaky with jackasmo in place of USA-dodging KRIMZbut really, I say "favorites" and mean at best 1-2% difference, these teams are all pretty much equal in power
somongkekz
At this point Navi should just sign the entire Inner Circle team.
didn't think mongolz would get floored this hardthey've been looking insanely consistent this year
>Well, THAT just happened...
>>1994198>mfw mongolz shit the bed
>>1994199midsuka
>>1994199I do not believe aleksib's 13 kills contributed more than makazze's 23.
>>1994179every tournament gives points for the vrs. every tournament matters. this is indisputable
>>199419111-5and it was a 1v3mongolz were mentally done after that insane clutch from dawy
w0nderbitch cry
SAVE IVAN
>>1994209doesn't look like cry to me, just tilted and trying to focus
>>1994192>these teams are all pretty much equal in powergoes for most of tier2. I do like the drama this vrs way of qualifying creates tho>>1994204yeah, these small lans are so important outside of the coming major that teams already locked in are forfeiting themfuck off
>>1994199>Bibik
>>1994209n0k0 bawling his eyes out screaming for his mommy and shitting his diapie
>>1994211actually his name is Mihai
>>1994216Read IVAN backwards! (try not to shit bricks)
Valve announce new TOP 1
>>1994219>falcons can unironically become #1 by the end of the day should furia lose against g2 which is possible
nooo i overslept
>>1994219>top 3 separated by a range of 10 points>one of them consistently loses to teams outside the top 30what a dogshit ranking
>>1994219>AMlmao EU cs in shambles
>>1994209>MFW
>>1994219>AMNA CS IS FUGGEN BAGG
>>1994231He's cute (handsome) (I'm not gay tho).
>>1994219ENTER.
Come join bros.
>>1994229GODkindar and moloGOAT are carrying these favela monkeys
>>1994199hot take: navi should replace makazee with frozen
>>1994244maybe fuck off bro
>>1994249>>1994249>navi shoulddo >>1994195
>>1994213the teams locked in are forfeiting them cause they can lose points. the teams playing them can gain points which will matter for future invites and majors
>3:50I knew it...https://youtu.be/xDTQF8dhLlA?si=wSca8ACLY4Ax6fZE&t=230
>>1994256you're a fucking retardstop posting and stay on hltv
>>1994256>are forfeiting them cause they can lose pointsNot always. Unless hltv covers the match it doesn't get included in the VRS calculations. That's why for example Liquid was able to forfeit the Blocktober group stage matches without losing points.
>>1994257take note, brapfags are just scatfags when the mask falls
I feel bad for sycronehe's clearly an insanely good coach, making the soulless shells of human beings on mouz actually play good cs, but they just suck so hard when the pressure is on
>>1994263They haven't even started yet.
>>1994244https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel/clip/CrepuscularDarlingDillGivePLZ-4HFqbRF2uOn2OYvXPeak cringe
>>1994264doesn't mattergm already beat them. It was over before it started
>>1994266why don't we have this?
>>1994268cos were not fags
>>1994266That british nigga be zesty af>>1994268CS retards are too autistic to have fun. They're the definition of nerds.
okay, woke up, why did mongolz lose? are inner circle just good or mongolz washed?
>>1994266so that's what I'm losing out on not watching the fat german and the cringe cs clone? thanks>>1994268we do
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelGOLD GOLD GOLD
>>1994259you're the retard here, you exposed yourself as one when you didn't realize frag is deciding who the final major spot goes to even with all the context in the post>>1994260the guy is saying that attending and then losing matches that get coverage would potentially make them lose out on an invite they already secured
>>1994268why are you replying to yourself and why are you being obnoxious when we have matches going on? last time you defended your retarded behavior by saying nothings going on but now epl is on, we don't care about valorant or ohne you faggot piece of shit, fuck off
>>1994274IC radarhack
>>1994281get a grip schizo
>>1994278>thinking I care enough about stage1 major invites to go all autisticsure udknud. Stay on twitter and fuck off from here
>>1994261I'm a brapchad and I haven't gotten that low (yet)
>>1994284you're retarded because you don't understand context, not because you don't care about cs, sorry to be the bearer of bad news retard
>>1994287bye
>>1994259you asked if the tournament was relevant for major invites, and it is. every tournament is. that's literally how the vrs works
which game?
>>1994292everything after tomorrow doesn't mean shit for the next major
>>1994266I like boaster...
>>1994294it matters for the next major
>>1994293thanksforgot about b stream>astralis with 3 t rounds alreadythey've got this
Is Ethan GOAT of esports? Was top 1 in cs now top 1 in Valo
>>1994296points decaythese small lans are only relevant because you get fresh points at the last minute
>>1994284>sure udknudUdknud more cultural impact than Zywho???
>>1994300>cultural impactfuck off
>>1994299fortunately there are tournaments between the two majors, and any points earned go towards getting invites for them.every tournament matters
>>1994298Nigga is only 25 too. I remember watching him in CSGO like 10 years ago.
astralis nuke t side is back
>>1994298nabros we need them back...
>>1994303
>>19943053 good t sides in a row. That's what it would take for me to believe in their nuke again
no chin? no problem
looks like gentle mates aren't even good, it's just botality that's bad
damn fraga is just eu rmr
>>1994302no lol
>>19943134 on inferno t side is fine if you have a plan for ct sideno idea if they do, but it's still not a done game
>>1994314>NA is relevant to CS againcongrats ameribros
>>1994318infero only t sided map in the game since economy changes lol
>>1994321MOUZ' t side is stunted due to low t. M8 will be fine.
hooxi 3k
HAHAHAHAFUCKING GIGACHAD3 pistol kills against rifles
>rare dev1ce missplease don't fuck this up astralis
man the b casters suck
>>1994330mac is alright. The other guy is pretty cringe yeah....
>>1994331well it's more the meme casting that's going on at epllike i dont want to hear you dragging out a shit joke out for 10 minutes
>>1994330MacMate is basedJacky the unironic cuck who was afraid of confronting Maniac groping his wife on a party is trash
>>1994333>ManiacI miss him so much...
>>1994337he's been trying to make a return, but seems he's given up maybe, over half a month since his last analysis stream. he's gotten ghosted even by the likes of fpg so probably no way back in
>>1994314jame 9 months of grinding finally made it
roachkeks go home
what a fucked up round lol>>1994341yeah, it was already clear back then that he's never getting actual work again
are we jealous of valorant?
>>1994345do they have sjokz?
>>1994345nobody cares except you low effort trolls
>>1994347sjokz fucking sucks
vitality lost to this?
>hooxi assassination>ropz porche>magisk inaugurationmy top 3 of team skits
>>1994351i like the "we'll trade hooxi" g2 one
>>1994351all of them are cringe
>>1994352oldie but goodie>>1994353why are you even watching cs?
>>1994354for the games, not this reddit shite
>>1994356you're watching other people play video games?lolwhat a fucking cuckand you call other people cringe?
why the hell is a team like this beating mongodz?
>>1994357are you calling yourself a cuck as well, or are you really just watching for them skitsthey're on youtube I'm pretty sure, you don't have to watch the live streams for them
>>1994358Because they're good unironically
>>1994358They were losing to cheaters online.
>>1994359I fucking hate that this thread has been infected by you unliteral retards who just can't read between the linesgtfo you fucking npc
>>1994365my man you called me a cuck cuz I'm watching people play games, which is what you're presumably doing as well, so I don't know what you're trying to achieve there
>>1994367holy fucking shityou are an actual npcwhat does chicken taste like?
>>1994353>>1994359>>1994356nobody cares what you think, miserable faggot
>>1994368tastes like chicken>>1994369someone does, as seen above your post
>NA CS is healing >NA Valo is dominating
>>1994373>trying to bait americans>outside of american hoursyou really are desperate for someone to discuss your shitty game huh?
>>1993957there's no fucking way you can put liquid #1 and falcons (liquid with more money) dead last, after wildcard "management used chatgpt to make roster decisions" gaming
>>1994375>bait americansI doubt they post here.
>>1994379AMERICHADS WW@
>>1993951best to worst:fnaticOGFalconsNIPAstralisLiquidFaZeVirtus.proWildcardEvil Geniuses
>>1994379I'm a day one /magog/ real nigga
the casting quality outside of the 5-6 tier 1 casters is so fucking terrible. this jacky guy and those cookie cutter faggots like dinko and those other british NPCs are atrocious
>>1994375kill yourself on livestreamyou don't belong here valofag
>>1994387>kill yourself on livestreamNo! I'd get banned for that!
HAHAHAHAI love this astralis iterationhow the fuck did monkeys fuck that up?
double unc awp
How'd you fuck that up woxic
>mouz winning more than 2 t roundsum, failclown sisters, shitality sisters.... are we worried?
>34-12 +22 120.2 +12.77% 2.26>in regulationdamn son
Dis shii gon’ be da real CS bloodbath, bro. Dem nikkas ’boutta up da fye an’ go wild, wild.
>>1994403>one of these shitty teams will be in and SAW/Gentle Mates won't
>>1994404Why in the world did you try and sneak in SAW of all teams?
>>1994404>SAW
I want to rip off Freya's tights and boil them in a pot of water to make a delicious tea
goatbert will humble d0nkey
>>1994349God I hope she does
>NRG are one map away from winning it all
chopper 3k carry
g0db3r7 carrying
vp got defecto instead of just pulling norbert from bench
goatbert > donk
>Famas Colonybased Maj3r
These HOTU guys are cracked with the deagle
donk fucking sucks
>>1994441this is actually the one thing i remember from them at astanathey got a ton deagle eco wins
>Goes to CS discussions to talk about valorant. >Watches CS streamers to ask them to play Valorant. >Forces the narrative of how doing absolutely cringe shit on stage is something admirable that CS should do.Are Valorant fags the roaches of gaming?
zweih doubters?
how to fix donk?
zweih :D
Sorry zont1x, you're staying benched
>>1994449break up with girlfriend NOW
>>1994445>biting bait that weakretard
magixx would never
>Let's Go Spirit!
DAMN Spirit... damn
donk doubters?
>>1994463>tfw donk rage toggles
this nocries hype feels so manufacturedindustry plant vibes
>>1994453>bait goes on every thread and everywhere. I know you guys feel ashamed of liking that game but when you get caught don't act like you were baiting all along, it's embarassing to see.
>>1994468Big CS wants you to believe nocries is legit. Don't fall for their tricks!
are we really winning?
>>1994473it's obviously bait and this must be the only general you visit if you don't know how commited people are to their "bits"
>>1994475all jokes aside though, he's being hyped up like he's in the same category as donk or kwabsucky while farming na dogs
ZWEIHWOO ERA
NOCRIESNOOOOOOOOOOOCRIIIIIIIIIIESINTEEERVIIEEWWWW
>>1994468ropz got picked up by mouz like 2 weeks after he was at faceit hqin hindsight that feels pretty manfactured too
>>1994482Who cares? Let NA believe in their savior.
Ayo NA's last hope is on the phone!
>>1994486ropz was farming established pros in eu, not no-name na dogs
INSANE SHIT HOLY FUCKING FUCK LOOK AT THIS KINO I'M LITERALLY SPEECHLESS
>some team at epl has contacted nocrieswhat team? hotu?
hotu +nocries confirmed
>>1994499Either HOTU or the NA teams (M80 and NRG)
>>1994501ah right m80 and nrg was at stage 1that makes sense
>>1994498>2-round overtime
>>1994503how does it work? i watched some other game and i think if you win 2 times in a row then you win?
>>1994508yep. after 1 round you switch sides
>>1994503>>1994508YES PLEASE, TELL US MORE
>>1994511there's a pause chill
>>1994498was actually really kino
>>1994480Again, shilling your shitty game at every chance is not le bait retrard, you don't even try.
GamerLegion weakest team in this tournament. Vitality got lucky again.
which new charm is we using?
>>1994517>you don't even tryand yet you fall for his bait over, and over, and over.
idk how you can follow pro cs when you have vitality and mongolz losing to complete randoms the game is fucking dogshit
we will almost surely get hotu vitality tomorrow btw
>>1994522>vitalityfraud team>mongolzliteral tier-3>BUT MUH HLTV/VRS RATING!!!!!doesn't matter, shit changes all the time and flukes are common
GhostwOo just needed a day to adjust
>>1994530poolegion
>it's a classic "donk has a bad start so he starts to blatantly toggle" episodeseen this one too many times. skip!
can tn1r stop suck
baitF masterclass
>>1994519Depends on the gun doe, I might get dis lil nikka
>>1994539damn bro look at those gramphics
TITAN1r
>>1994521yeah, im calling out your retarded attempt of disguising the shilling of your dead esport as "bait"
>>1994539ts is tuff af
I miss when these threads were less popular.
so why is loli porn getting deleted but clearly off-topic trash getting left out?
>>1994548>she thinks mods cares about off topic
>>1994548jannies suck (for free)
Ohonononono HOTU
these t1 studio tournaments are boring as fuck, even the teams look like they don't give a shiti'm more excited to see CAC than this
i missed a donk ninja defuse while on the toilet? fug
HOTUbros...
xD
>>1994544holy fuck, you're barely sentienti'm trying to help you by stopping you from replying to some 2/10 bait from a discord tranny and you're attacking me. you're even dumber than he is (somehow)
>>1994548wait what did i miss
>>1994554EPL's not taken too seriously and the Major's coming up soon. This is probably more an opportunity for teams to test out their new rosters and practice before Budapest.
not sure if spirit looks good or hotu looks bad
>>1994567>tfw donk is cheating but you can't prove it
new spirit is pretty hype
don't you get 1v4 roundswing for ninja defuse?
le hecking staterinos xDDDDDD
>>1994571who's the igl on hotu?
>>1994579dukefissura
falcons vs mouz and spirit vs furia/g2 guaranteed tomorrow
i have an idea for a good cis line-up that isn't spirit:jamefamefl1tqikertgoatbertthoughts?
>>1994584-n0rb3r7 +kair0n and we're cooking
We're actually going to the decider.I can't fucking believe this shit.
>>1994583>donk vs malbsoh no no no not again donksisters
If you close your eyes, its impossible to tell Henry and Hugo apart by voice
donk fell the fuck off eyes on #1 and #3
>>1994594no lol
Vitality looking like they're actually back now
>>1994595this would be such an underwhelming first s-tier win for this mouz line-upback to being studio merchants
lmao GL they're on track to being 0-13
>>1994605the fart guy really fell off
>>1994597I might have britbong accent blindness then. The base voices are so similar.
GamerLegion major qualified team btw
If Gentle Mates establish themselves in Tier 1 they'll be a top 3 org fanbase-wise most likely. They are huge
lmao
im developing an AI cs2 caster and basically it's over for "talent"
Pro League is the best just for these skits. They have too much time on their hands and the saudi's are paying like 20 talents
CAN THEY GET HIM A BIGGER JERSEY WHAT THE FUCK
>>1994594for me too
>>1994629is he the ugliest player of all time?
>>1994641
>>1994644he really is the goat of being ugly if nothing else
>>1994629>In game name is literary GRIM>Is hella fat>Is amerimuttThis nikka life terrible bro...
What do you guys think about Faze's new player, rain. Seems like an exciting young talent
>>1994649He will never become a Major MVP
>>1994649apparently he's still flying to Sweden that's why the game got pushed 1 hour. uhh not very professional of him
>>1994644he's so cute...
Just noticed that molodoys' eyes are very similar to Michael Jacksons eyes...strange...
rain is younger than me
>>1994654plastic surgery has gone too far...
mologod
>>1994656....
fun drinking game idea: take a drink every time they actually talk about the game (you'll be almost completely sober at the end of the night)
>>1994656>30+ yo frogposterbe better, anon
>>1994663first time watching EPL?
New rating just dropped. Now if Spirit lose at least one game until the end of 2025 CS is random and officially sucks.
Molodoy is tilted from the start
>>1994666no and i like the format when there's maybe a 60/40 ratio (60% random bs, 40% cs) but when the ratio climbs up to 90/10 it starts to get tiresome to listen to
>>1994667it's really hard to rank top 6 teams atm so it's fair
soon fazies :D
Are these phaggot ass casters making fun of us or what?
Papa is BACK
realistically, if faze wins epl, what happens?
>>1994689Why do the FaZe guys wear AllSaints all the time? They aren't sponsoring them as far as I know?
OH NONOONON AHAHAHAH
>>1994695What's wrong? Broky and Rain were teammates for a long time
>>1994695renaissance painting
>>1994695>>1994697it's a look of "congrats bro, you get to play with judas again"
>both jcobbb and twistzz therethink they can tap each other in and out? twistzz plays ct-side and jcobbb plays t
casters are on dope lol
MY GOAT
g2 is a major winning team if they get rid of sunpaypal
>>1994725they should unironically get martinez or r1nkle
>>1994724owned by m**z
>>1994729he owned the fat jew torzsi
>>1994724I am addicted jobless ugly 24 years old virgin, but because of MartinezSA, I will never kill myself.I will get sober, I will make my life good again.I will beat xanax, opioids and nicotine.You are my God, my GOAT, my everything.MartinezSA, one day, I will be a famous singer and we will make a collab.Thank you for being my therapist MartinezSA.
hotu is gonna face vitality tomorrowlmao, mongolz, spirit and vitality as 3 first games
>>1994732that's good though, they'll probably gain points even if they lose
>>1994733that's not how it works
molodog just isn't him
>>1994733you don't gain if you losethey on the other hand would gain tons of points by beating mid teams like gamerlegion, 3dmax, f0ze etc
okay f0ze starting get the fuck in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/eslcsb
>you don't gain if you lose
EZ for Heavygod
>>1994727r1nkle is a sidegrade at best and i feel like martinez is fluking right now but will fall off HARDdon't know what other awpers they could realistically get, other than kl1m, who's unproven in tier 1
>random no-name casters casting from their bedrooms for faze-3dmaxdeath to ESL
>>1994740they lost 0 points vs spirit and decay or h2h recalculation from earlier online losses kicked in, giving them 2 points
>>1994740you don't. this is just that they gained points for some other reason because vrs is retarded like that.
>>1994745nta but you could have just said you were wrong
>>1994745Don't come in here with explanations. I want to be mad at VRS
>>1994745lmao
The real loss FaZe can't make up for is ropz
today i'm french
>>1994743someone should get this guyhe has about the same stats that molodoy had before furia while playing higher ranked teams
>>1994748you can't read or what? you literally don't gain points if you lose, decay and h2h recalc because of two teams you played in the past finished their match is entirely separate from your result
white vs brown people on stream b
can't one of the teams going to the major have a plane crash hahah
>>1994759but why?
>>1994754>ugly russhit onliner
>>1994761great sticker investment opportunity
hotu is really good nglis tier2/3+ scene so crowded by cheaters/fixers so teams like hotu can't get a nice streak on their tier?check hotu matches history, they are not even solid t2 I would say.To me it seems like T2+ scene is just a swamp you almost can't get out of.Big LANs are chance for such teams to play CS they can play against fair teams.I hope Inner Cirlce and Hotu will get their minimum of VRS to get next LANs invites.
>>1994764not really, new stickers are worthless
is faze without rain the most unlikeable team ever?>fat faggot hippo karrigan>diva faggot whiner twistzz>alcoholic gambler depressed kid slavshit broky>subhuman pole nepo baby jcobbb
>>1994766they just recently got norbert thoughand i think several players play from fareast russia in eu tournaments
>>1994768nonext question
>want rain and broky to succeed>want the rest of them to fail miserablytough situation
>>1994768yes
>>1994768i like broky but other than that, you're right
no pedo pancc stickers and no washedzera stickers
>>1994771anyway, inner cirlce weren't that consistent online as well. they had decent 5 games win streak online before EPL, but before that, they were so mid even on T2
tomorrow's games
>>1994782>faze 1-1 sneak
>>1994762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy0n1kqHJYQ
wait, b stream casters are actually casting the game???
Should have stayed on Liquid Twistzz
>>1994783the results don't matter for other matchups, if 3DMAX wins you can just swap them with faze
>>1994782mouzg2gmvitalitynaviauroramongolzastralis
>>1994768>>1986447>not liking current fazereddit or hltv?
The doctor is in the house!
>>1994789that post is definitely reddit so i guess i'm 4channel
>>1994789Commen sense. Current FaZe won't win shit, they won't even reliably make playoffs.
>>1994785these guys cast the previous epl where they only made 1 joke and it was about some chicken on inferno, I think they realized they're not comedians after that
goatys
>>1994794i prefer that to something like one of those bad podcasts where the podcasters don't really know what to talk about
>the """goat""" is playing rn and no one even knows about itlol
>Twistzz next to broky>rain next to frozenThis shit is cursed.
twistzz is literally goated we're so back
>>1994803zygoat already played today
Lucky for FaZe, Twistzz is keeping his form from Liquid's last few weeks
karrigan has one mvp.1.04 rating lol. somehow that's the highest on the team that won the tournament.i think he also has like two 1.6 mvps.
falcons #2 after furia loses this map, #1 tomorrow after they win against mouz and spirit loses to g2 #falconsarehere
"rookie of the year"
>those grenades from karriganKEKAROO
>>1994815>after they win against mouz and spirit loses to g2neither of those things are happening, failclown sister
>>1994820>he believes in torzshitBrother...
>>1994820do you remember the last and only time mouz won with monesy in the team? it was a pointless seeding match, meanwhile falcons beat them 3 times and eliminated them each time #falconsarehere
so faze usually just bans train right?
>>1994830Probably added it to the pool because Twistzz likes it
>>1994832i wonder if they actually practiced it? only 2 games on it 6 months ago.they maybe expected 3dmax to ban it.
malbs you just had to duck. if he starts defusing just run with knife or something.
don't be a loser, buy a defuser
>Faze have 2 IGLs now arguing all the timethis downfall is gonna be fucking great
>>1994835Judging by how the only player on FaZe actually playing well on Train is Twistzz, I'd guess not a lot of practice
>>1994841buy kids!
f0ze lol
they let us get 9 rounds on trainwe win this 2-1 100%
FaZe is going to go out 0-3
scream more cryigan
>downgraded from norwegian to d*nish
>>1994852did he throw away his faze shirt? ;__;
>>1994665there's more than one of us
broky depressed that rain is back
>>1994856There are 3 of us )))
I honestly respect huNtah for constantly calling these dogshit B rushes. He's just like me fr fr
>>1994859The only difference is that I am only 20 but I heard that it's actually good for old people to be around young ones
>>1994857no, he has that feeling that someone in prison has when their friend has done all their time in prison but then gets another sentencehappy but also sad and disappointed
>>1994852upgraded*
>>1994868>I am only 20>only 20unc...
pooria garbage team
jitubros we are so back
>>1994868loool boomer
rain....>///<
>>1994874We were ever gone?
>>1994869>>1994857I haven't watched in like a half a year. Whats the lore with Faze? Why did they drop Broky for Simple, and now why did they drop Simple? Elige I assume was dropped because he was the outsider.
Ayo why is SunPapi stripping in the background???
f0ze sisters?
>>1994880>Why did they drop Broky for SimpleBroky is shit>and now why did they drop Simple? He was only on loan and FaZe was too cheap to buy out his contract
holy shit f0ze sucks
>>1994880basically karrigan and his sister took over FaZe entirely and now ruling with an iron fist
>>1994880>Why did they drop Broky for Simple, and now why did they drop Simple?they both sucked>Elige I assume was dropped because he was the outsider.no, because he's an annoying autist
>>1994891>and his sister???
GOAT IGL, not like this man...
>>1994893his wife-sister
>watermarked strat paper
faze win those
Do we agree?
nt, unc
those butt plug knives broky equipped are annoying to look at
What a Looney Tunes round holy shit.
That's a classic FaZe BS round
F0Ze postplant
>timeout>go to empty a bomb sitehow does karrigan do it? and how the fuck did they lose it?
Why.
what the fuck were they doing
Nice round fazebabs
>>1994923Maybe thinking 3DMAX was saving and didn't expect the retake
what the fuck was this round. it's like me retaking vs bots
>>1994927karrigan's plan worked so perfectly everyone was stunned and didn't know what to do next
>>1994931Kek that was exactly what I thought too.>what? there's no one here wtf>I guess they crashed or something >*starts jumping*
nice smoke frogs
BROKY!!!!!retard kino is back on the menu
I fucking love that guy.
what's gonna happen on ancient?
why don't they just pronounce it "exercise"?
>>1994941Probably because the 3DMAX calls him that.
why did faze change to neo coach?
>>1994941cause it's French
Huge from Maka
faze gets eliminated by astralis tomorrow
rain for the love of god stop jumping.
>>1994951>not believing in faze vs frogs
botky got owned
Bring Twistzz back and we return to the prime FaZe days
>>1994955FaZe finna lose
>>1994951FalcoonsG2M8HotuInner CircleMoggerLegionAstralis
lmao maka literally throwing
LOOOOOL now this is FaZe entertainment
damnnt karrigan
>>1994959I don't know what that means
fucking makaka lifegame
going 0-3 in groups is faze magic
>>1994940nothing apparently
niggas itt really thought FaZe would win
twistzz so heavy on dust2 for some reason
FaZe is now 0-2 in Pro League
Seeing FaZe play like this they were going to get 0-2'd by G2 in the first games anyway
french bros, we eatin good
>>1994981jcobbb was gonna go nuclear
>>1994978>let train go through so twistzz feels comfortable>he completely shits the bed on dust2I guess they "need time", but this really shouldn't have happened with broky popping off and karrigan calling and fragging
>maka igl graviti just happy to be there>both suck ass>maka awp graviti igl>both start fraggingwtf?
codfags lose again hahahahahahahahahaha just retire and suicide kekigan
>>1994984>I guess they "need time"holy cope
I-I... I just want to go back to 2022...
>>1994988everything is cope to you mouth breathers
>f0ze
Fuck FaZe, get in her to watch the goathttps://www.twitch.tv/bcgameesports
>>1994991Maka hit the "2019 s1mple" flow state today
>>1994992what am I in for?is he mopping the floor with tier2 noobs, or is he just doing OK?
>>1994995Maka hit the "fat hippo" upside the head today
>>1994999he's raping but his team is flopping
>>1995000karrigan wasn't the problem in this matchfirst map - shitky midky, second map - twistzz stinker, overall - rain 0.79
>>1995000kek
>>1995001didn't they just bench someone recently? who's the new guy?
#FalconsAreHere
>>1995007pr1metapz is off the team but still playing
>>1995007they are pulling a f0ze
when does the rape start?team is doing fine but s1mple isn't doing anything
>>1995014Finally at least 1 person in the entire scene whos got common sense
s1s1sisterbros...
Lol GL really getting fucked by the draw, Mouz-Vitality-Mongolz
>>1995055all the lower ranked teams got it worse, especially hotu (mongolz, spirit, vitality) but they all managed to get a win anyway, gl got like no rounds against a vitality that got 0-2'd by gentle mates so dunno what to think about them at this point, should maybe just resign themselves to being a feeder org again
s0mple... p1mple... s1ss1...
>>1995080ghosting when it matters the most, as per usual
>>1995083trvke
no nut nut stickersrip
9ine vs fnatic for major spot, was almost an insane throw by 9ine in a free 12th round postplant but they clutched it up after losing that and a bunch of rounds after
Fnatic need it more so that fear will have some money next time when they will go on a vacation with m0nesy and r1nkle
Thoughts?
>>1995126Aight kukri vro, respect, but dis ain’t hittin’ — not feelin’ it...
>>1995135b-but I just paid a lot of money for it..... cannot sell until 10 days!
>>1995113raalz not having been to a major in over a decade and 9ine cucking saw makes me feel they should win, but I like blamef and krimz more and blame hasn't gotten to play in nearly as many as he should've, both deserve the spot
>>1995126ts fye
>>1995014This guy is so astroturfed it’s insaneA fucking epl interview for faceit na’s top1 elo? What a sick fucking joke. Before this guy it was cxzi I think
>>1995146cxzi wasn't astroturfed, he's been around for 12 million years and he got articles written about him for partying before league matches
>>1995147Yea that’s the fucking point you retard this guys just a fucking pugger with zero league xpNo one would give this the clown the time of day 10 years ago when he hasn’t even touched a season of even fucking open and now ESL is forcing him so hard
>>1995155why so aggro given the way you phrased it and his ignominious exit from t1/2, it's pretty easy to read your post as saying nocries and cxzi were both memed out of nowhere at the time
>>1995146yea I stopped watching while it was on, so retarded giving this cheater a platform to advertise himself, during and after he went to faceit's hq he became totally average considering na opposition, not even top 1 in eu warrants a segment like that, https://www.hltv.org/player/20097/h4rn this guy holds it and his career ended before it even began
man both teams were so close to major qualifying and instead of just going home they have to do this 3rd place decider humiliation ritual
>>1995146it's not just for top1, it's because tons of people made videos of accusing him being a cheater and then he did the faceit hq shit
>>1995146He's not even top 1 anymore lol
if spirit just loses tomorrow then #FalconsAreHere and seethers will seethe
>>1995203he did the faceit hq shit because they're fucking astroturfing him retard
>>1995211yeah maybe but he got a lot of attention before that. it's not like they just suddenly brought in a total random.
>>1995209Less grandfinals this season than Aurora btw
>>1995220Grok, can we see the investment per grand finals made ratio for Falcons?
>>1995220look they beat vitality on stage instead. that means more.
>stage
lol
KL1MPLE
>>1995279>1MPLE
>>1995294the retarded thing is how little bc game plays. other t2 teams plays at least twice as much or even 3 times as much.
>>1995302they were too low for LAN invites
>>1995318There was a string of like 6 open sign up lans this month, mostly in europe.
>>1995318no, that's not the issue.they simply don't sign up for most tournaments.they also could play draculan or whatever. but i get that s1mple wouldn't want to spend his time playing t2 lans with $5k prizepool.
>Imperial, NRG, M80, Fluxo, RED canids get into major over gentle mates
game for major quals are onhttps://kick.com/frag
>flyquest>rare atom>fluxo>red canidsall qualify to the majorwhile>og>gentlemates>9ine or fnatic won't make itfucking retarded
>>1995527are we completely sure winner goes to the major?
>>1995534yes because some twitter guy ran simulations for it. so assuming he's done it right, of course.
>>1995534yes
>>1995535thanksexciting game thenpoor blamef...
>>1995533ya seethe
>>1995497>>1995533b0sque n0ggas mad as fuck
how long between maps? I gotta go to bed at some point
americans look like this?
>>1995321>>1995324huh, i was under the impression they were too low to get invited to these small lans, but now i checked and yeah, there were some very low ranked teams there, they probably didn't even apply or try to play qualifiersthat's weird, even if you don't qualify for the Major teams should still grind up the rankings for next season invites
>>1995566probably not a serious team. bc game is a gambling site and s1mple signing is just an ad for that.
do we cheer for fnatic or 9ine?
I want to cum inside Freya
>>1995574both
>>1995574do I even need to say it
>>1995579projared looking mfer
why does loba say nocries cheats?
nocries cheats
fnatic will win this, all their pieces are better than their 9ine counterparts9ine maybe has a better mappool on paper and a better coach but in a marathon bo5 game skill just matters more on this tier 2 level of play
>>1995631one map at a timefnatic surprise picked ancient and then flopped on t side, and then 9ine like ovp and train, with ovp allowing for tactics to shine through. I like their chances desu
cypher sucks so badhe's somehow topfragging this map but he should have even more kills because he's missed several easy ones
What we thonkan
>13-7>7-13>13-7
fnatic and 9ine deserve to both qualify, instead you got shitters like red canids and nrg qualifying
>>1995665how many major invites are there?>The Major features 32 teams, 16 teams are invited to Stage 1 from the Valve Regional Standing. 8 teams are invited to Stage 2 from the Valve Regional Standing. 8 teams are invited to Stage 3 from the Valve Regional Standing.how are major invites allocated?>Invitations are allocated according to the number of teams from the region that earned their respective position in the Major: One Stage 2 invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached Stage 3 of the previous Major. One Stage 3 invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached the Playoffs of the previous Major.so by default there would only be 6 americas invites, furia, pain, mibr, passion na, legacy, imperial. no red canids, no nrgwhere did the extra invites come from? 3/5 (60%) americas teams made stage 3, compared to 4/9 (44% eu teams. 2/4 americas teams made playoffs vs 5/10 eu teamsnow and in the future, if eu teams cannot outperform american teams pound for pound, they will lose some invites to them as they do not in fact deserve every single one of them. I hope this explanation serves to nip all future impotent rage comments in the budalso how are you not embarrassed seething about what americas teams don't deserve to attend as you watch eu shitters playing a t3 na lan for $5.5k in the grimy skreets of filthadelphia
>>1995678lol it's just shit teams getting easy matches
>>1995698he's gay and into trannies
>>1995701I know he likes Counter-Strike.
okay guys, i killed the two guys with USP, you take the last guy with the AK
>>1995678what all about the useless asian teams
>>1995698>crosses arms>furrows brow>blyat i want to play with my mlp dolls right now
>>1995706same thing4 asian invites by default, mongolz, lynn vision, tyloo, huns. 3/4 are good enough on merit, and huns have been farming $10k local vrs abuse lans for a month straight
>>1995701>>1995707shut the fuck up
>>1995698desu now that I know he plays with dolls and shit it's hard to take the whole persona seriously
>>1995713le goat coach is a fag it's just true
fnatic major dreams are over
>>1995707It's when he spreads the arms.
>Both 2-0 matches will be played simultaneously
holy shit what a fumble from fnatic that was
evil jabbi my goat
>>1995723blamef doesn't expect to get traded because thats not what he'd do
are you ready
HAHAHAHAHAHAABAITF STATHUNTING YET AGAIN, THROWING STICKER MONEY AWAY
WTF IS BLAMEF DOING JUMPING ON FUCKING DICE
damn that would've been sick
9ine are stratmogging while fnatic are playing retarded and sloppy
>>1995740I say that and they throw
lmao what are these meme rounds
what a throw
WE AIN'T FINISHED
yawn9ine still wins 3-2
bo5 going the full length to win the last Major spot on a small local LAN is kinda epic, i think the teams enjoy this as well
map 5 imminent, 1 map for a major spotyou guys think there are some pissed ukrainians/danes who stayed up til 5am watching this
modo freaks me out, the gypsy
>>1995761probably only those that would have stayed up this late regardless
swaggy wallbang
9ine9iggas locked in
kys 9ine
they're choking
>>1995795how much
phzy wouldve won this
>>1995799phzy got so screwedwildcard didnt even get major spot for the stickers
it's over
modo is such dogshit
fnatic can still throw
gypsy fucking faggot can't hit a shot
ok now it's actually over
mental how bad modo is
damn
ayo thats my nigga blamef
9EIN
yea they will get eliminated last but stickers
finally that dumb fucking autist who keeps screaming in the crowd can fuck off forever
blamef won mvp
and that's it, the final 16 eu teams in the major
>>1995829kraghen robbed
>pain
doode look at this shit
>>19959093-0: faze, nip3-1/3-2: gl, b8, pv, m80, imperial, lvg0-3: red canids, fluxo
>>1995829blamef haters in shambles
>watching the falcons navi gamedidn't know helmet was affected by armor percentage
Surely Vitality doesn't lose to Hotu. Right?
>>1995910>3-0: fazebro...
>>1995948honestly suspect their ct side will be worse than t side
>>1995948If spirit beat them then vitality will murder them.
>>1995955botality lost to gentle mates
>>1995958Yeah and RAPED GL which are rated higher.
>rated higherlol
dukefissura always looks so tilted man, always arguing with teammatesdunno if he's actually whining like electronic or just a drill sergeant igl like apex
GM's win against vitality should be studied. I don't know but it seems fishy considering they just got deleted by aurora.
>>1995965Yeah flukes just dont happen man like never like yeah they never happen. Its physiclyl impossible for GM players to shoot and kill Vitality players in Couner Strike. It's just impossible man. They can't physically shoot them.
>>1995965they beat g2 toojust fluking it
>>1995965>>1995968Gentle Mates is the zoomer France org, so they have a curse on all teams associated with France>Vitality - French org and 2 French players>G2 - French for most of their time in the sceneThey will annihilate 3DMAX if they ever meet, as well as any other org that ever employed French players
I don't mind a bit of shit shooting, but it's like b stream casters don't know there's a game going on
https://www.twitch.tv/assentw/clip/PiliableSullenFloofPeteZaroll-csorfJd6vQiOe0acValorant's got some real cuties.
>>1995986she doesn't play the game
I know it's from farming brazilians but surely G2 replace SunPayus with this guy if they're not spending big money on a star AWPer next season.
>>1996007Brazil finna start a KickStarter to fund a full buyout for this guy, he's clearly insane
>>1996007They are fine with paypal. They'll beat spirit today.
>>1996007no because saw and paypal are buttbuddies
>>1995996You don't know that.
>>1996010>They are fineSure but why settle for 'fine'? G2 should want to be the best team in the world and right now SunPayus is the one holding them back most.>>1996012peca will make it so.
>>1996016>G2 should want to be the best team in the worldthey sold godesy
is hotu really the best team in asia?
>>19960202-0 shitgolz, everyone else not relevant... Yeah, I'd say so
>>1996018>godesypeca saw the writing on the wall as soon as midNESY got a gf. Letting him go was a wise decision non of us mere mortals could understand at the time.
>>1996022falcons will win epl
>>1996023>eplCCT is the best they can do.
>>1996028>CCTNah, would get humbled by ESC
Valo's major peaked at 670k viewers on twitch. Pretty good considering these are legit numbers unlike the ones you see in CS.
>>1996032Paying off Ohne to costream was a smart move by Riot
>seafags>legitlmao
>>1996036yeah man it was 100% paid it's not like cs2 is awful and boring to watch and even worse to play
>>1996046>yeah man it was 100% paidI guarantee it was paid. Ohnepixel accounted for roughly 20% of the english viewership of that final. No fucking way Riot didn't make sure he would inflate their numbers.
>>1996046I don't think it was paid. He just did it because he knew he would get huge viewership which is kind of like getting paid.
I have this feeling that Furia will lose to IC
>>1996057Ohnepixel probably isn't as retarded as the character he plays on stream. Even with half a brain he'd know he has Riot by the balls and should demand money.
>>1996070>>1996051living life as a schizoid must be hell
>>1996032>>1996036>>1996051>>1996070ZESTIFY
>>1996072How is the assumption that a company paid to massively booster their English speaking, most first world, viewership (the most valuable demographic to sponsors) schizophrenic?
You guys should leave if you aren't here to discuss CS.
Anybody here watch LoL esports?
>>1996087nooo you don't get it, mentioning valorant in cs threads is pure bait
>>1996089been watching since xpeke's backdoor in katowice 12 years ago
>>1996093
Holay. Professor schooled them hard.
>>1996102looks like he just got a clutch30 adr lower than molodoy
>top 20 cs events of 2025 sorted by peak viewers across multiple major streaming platforms
>>1996110Same thing but for Valorant.Crazy how top-3 are so far ahead and those are their only international LANs.
>>1996110damn that mibr falcons game really did numbers for blast huh
"-im"
>>1996117They'll still win 2-1 so it doesn't matter.
he made it how we feelin, jamebros?
>>1996129if gentle mate, inner circle and b8 can fluke beat good teams then so can parivision
is maka better than wonderful?
How the fuck did they come back against mangos yesterday....
>>1996134yes
how did they beat mongolz?
kek
This cs rato nigga really been consistent lately
Did Furia just LOSE 9 points by beating IC?
>the only two good games of the day are at the same timeretarded
>>1996151no, they lost points from decay or some other shit
Navi really could do without 0-6 starts
>WE JUST WON THE MOTHER FUCKING MAJOR!!!
>>1996160I'm happy for himfeels like he's been grinding tier2 for ages
>>1996162they were at shanghai too (last place)
Holy fuck maka
Maka channeling ScreaM one taps
holy 1 taps from maka
navi vibe check?
navi really could learn some util for pop
>>1996173
>>1996179>my little pony, my little pony...
>>1996180kek
>>1996162because he's a tier-2 player
mfw mods don't delete v*** posting
can f0ze beat astralis?honestly i doubt it. and we thought getting eliminated at fissure group stage was the final humilation for rain...
>>1996193What skit is this?
>>1996193Xir, this is an esports discussion thread. Valo-posting is perfectly within the scope of the discussion.
>>1996198literally in the title mate
>>1996196>can f0ze beat astralis?lol no
>>1996198>>1996200oh, i forgot to rename the webm. lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K66aIQ5j6k
>>1996202>7 minutesno thanks
>>1996203it's pretty good
hope navi gets eliminated in groups
>>1996205It's fucking shit though.
>>1996207you haven't watched a 7 minute video in 2 minutes
https://xcancel.com/thorbjornsson_/status/1975162179369189594
>>1996208Not the same anon. It's boring, drawn out way to long and a very poorly executed parody.
>>1996214>drawn out way to longit's literally just a full blown 1:1 parody of the opening scene, you want them to skip half of it or something?
come on astralisI want 3 maps
Back in the day a FaZe-Astralis match-up would have been super exciting. Nowadays it's watching two washed-up teams try to stay relevant.
>>1996217>skip half of it or something?Unless they can fill it with actually entertaining material yes. Speaking zoomer slang doesn't make those 7 minutes funny. The only mildly amusing take is that ESL implies that NA CS players are being hunted down like jews but I'm sure that wasn't their intention.
I think Na'Vi are currently losing using my deep analytical skills.
"monkey style"
>>1996223thats only because they have less points than the other teamonce they have more points they're winning
>>1996225it's like the drunken stylefirst you just pretend and then you come in blazing
>CORALEENKEK
>>1996228True, I did consider that in my analysis but as they currently have won fewer rounds, I can only conclude they are currently losing.
>>1996222>NA CS players are being hunted down like jewsFree my nigga nitr0, he was kicked from 109 teams but it was never his fault.
broky...
broky wants more rounds
>>1996217>>1996222they actually do skip a decent amount of the scene
jabbi got one :)
any minute now
>hooxi 4kcumback
PARIVISION captain Dzhami "Jame" Ali gave his opinion on Virtus.pro. Despite massive criticism of the organization in the Russian-speaking community, the IGL has nothing bad to say about his time on the roster. He defended the team in a recent interview with Cyber.sports.ru.
>>1996223As a follow up, using further analysis and considerations.I can say with 100% confidence, Na'Vi won't win.
n0vi
Half-Spanish Half-French Makaka >>> gypsy macaco
navi will face hotu tomorrow
maka kinda clean wit it rn doe...
>>1996264beatable
jabbi 7-17
>asstroonlose is so bad even f0ze beats them the absolute state of danedogs
i used to believe and defend Alekshit, pretending that it was his calls that made them a major winner and not b1t and jL lifegaming the whole tournament...
>natus swincere cant win tier2 teamsgrim
>>1996272that's a 12 yo boy, you sicko
Man these voicemails are so cringe
>>1996273they ARE a tier 2 team
>>1996273Quintessential French CS exists out of mortal bounds of "tiers"
which game are we watching after this one, bros?on one hand, i want to see failclowns fail but on the other, i think g2 vs spirit will be the more entertaining game
>>1996284flip a coin
These casters are fucking gross. Talking about cumming and poorly executing dead memes. I thought I could watch CS, but it's just two obnoxious faggots thinking they're the main characters of the show. It's both EPL streams too. Not watching this shit.
>it's another hooxi vs 5
>>1996294it's retarded. if i wanted to hear shitty humor unrelated to cs i'd mute and listen to something else.
>>1996294First EPL?
if i was casting i would freestyle rap and say the n word alot
EPL: What if we made all casters turn into Scrawny and Launders?
>>1996294Why would anyone care about a group stage studio event shitstomp between the team with virtually no fanbase in the west?
>>1996294>expecting anything from a 30yr old children's shooter game
>>1996304zews got fired for that>>1996305still nowhere near as obnoxious as those two
honestly cct casters are just better than the cabal
>this will be baitf's 3rd EVER major
>>1996305>>1996310bastards
>>1996310they would recognise that I'm just a soulful white boy with a story to tell and his heart on his sleeve so i would not get fired
I wish Lucy and her bigger than man cock was casting
>///<
>>1996117"-im"
is dust bandit or police sided?
>waahhh muh castingjust turn on a foreign stream you crybabies
>>1996324blade should apologize to s1mple
rez ace
PooXi really has the silver gene. Dude just sprayed and prayed with the P250, got hit, aim punched and hit a fucking headshot.
>>1996330wish i had known there was another gamef0ze are so boring to watch
>>1996332Astralis didn't even deserve to go to stage 2 for how shit they played
>>1996294
Looks like we are not Astralis tier bad. I can cope with this.FaZe 3-2 incoming.
faze is back
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH GIGACHAD HOOXI RAPED BY THE CORPSE OF FOZE GIGACHAD PERFORMANCE FROM THE GIGACHAD ONCE AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>asstralis
This was so fucking funny.
why is the same game on both streams? i thought this was rolling schedule, one of the remaining games should already be starting
>>1996366KEK
>>1996294Without watching this sounds like Harry and Hugo
>>1996355ELF LOLIS
>tn1r isn't an upgr-
>>1996379literally no one ever said or even implied he wasn't
>3 for 0 on Bbravo Spirit
>kyosucky looks like young rowan atkinsonLUL
>>1996385>rowan atkinson*Michael Jackson
sh1ro techpause
back to the shameless fake tech pauses, huh?
lol poop2
>tn1r is a downgra-
JA PIERDOLE
Nt MATYS
goatmer legion
>>1996380people posted "zont1x is one of the best anchors in the world, +tn1r is stupid" like 10 times itt
>>1996401good 2 kills on short but he should have played that more patiently, he had all the info
>>1996406give 2 examples
Its a bit lame spirit does so well, I dont want to watch russians playthey should be either banned from european countries or executed
break up with your whore girlfriend already
>>1996410sybau
>>1996410tn1r is Belarussian tho
>>1996419I thought hes from portugal
peepoo sisters???
>>1996408>>1919027 >zont1x kick is definitely unjustified lol, he's 2nd best anchor in the world, spirit will have to go on an era to prove that it wasn't a mistake, especially given that they won several events with him decently performing>>1919042 >he's not dropping sub-1 rating there to justify getting rid of 1.13 rating godlike site holds on CT>>1911365 >-zont1x is going to be spirit's version of -jks, putting the blame on the quiet anchor that does his part and does it well. tn1r is even 4 years older and obviously having a jL-esque year after being mediocre for the entirety of his career, before he drops off permanently>>1910534 >-zont1x +tn1r will be the -jks +nexa of 2025
Matys really should have clutched that one round, i'm afraid the map is lost for G2 now
a lot of close rounds, closer than scoreline suggestsworst thing though is that g2 lost like 3 rounds to time
>mongolz lost a map to gamerlegionokay they're so washed
>>1996406zont1x is the most overrated player ever, or at least high up in contentionlast year around Katowice when Spirit hype was at its peak i remember a HLTV thread glazing zont1x after he did some multikill, some guy said "he is mechanically as good as donk but just playing in worse roles" xd one of the funniest CS related opinions i readcan't wait for next season for everyone to see this bot disappear from the t1 scene once and for all
>>1996430it's the donk effect, spirit were so good people had to justify it like they were a normal well rounded team. like when people started talking about how underrated chopper was as an igl
god chopper is bad
based human flashbang chopper
there won't be a spot for zontix to come back to
>>1996439there's one place a slav can always go if they wash out of t1 and get replaced by someone better
>>1996442this org is a waste of money in CS on the level of Failcons but they're russian so it goes under the radar
>>1996442he could replace s0ren
>>1996444lol i doubt they pay that much for washed shitters
how do you lose to ch0pper>>1996444how much do you think it costs to buy post-vp kairon or post-spirit s1renfalcons spent 6 million dollars buying degster, teses, kyxsan
good thing g2 bans nuke because you just know fraud hally was itching to pick it
goatbros, is we swapping games?
>>1996454he's bad
>>1996456>Archon IVin english doc
Andrey 'tN1R' Tatarinovich 1.74Danil 'donk' Kryshkovets 1.32
>>1996457comparable to under 10k premier
>>1996459reduced to sowing discord n strife, because you know what's coming
donk has become washed in pistol rounds lately
a lot of double scout from g2
>>1996459>donk doesn't need to lifegame a whole tournament anymore to win trophiessounds good to me dawg
tn1r addition is the best thing to ever happen to zywoodonk is getting washed
i love freya so much bros
>>1996470why do zywoofags have a humiliation fetish where they think being a star on a losing team is the best thing imaginable
>>1996477none of what you said is related to my post
what if tn1r steals donks mvp
>>1996478why would it be "the best thing" for zywoo if spirit's 2 weakest non-igl players got replaced by stars that look so great donk can be a little complacent and still winwouldn't that make it harder for vitality to win tournaments?
jimi looks shook in his picture
>>1996489donk's rating gets nerfed, and rating is the only thing donk has on zywoo in the top 1 race
spirit finish fast so we can also fast falgons :)
goatsi will humble botesy
did sh1ro dc?
It's called PLAYER of the year. Not teammate of the year. Not fat-whimsical-faggot of the year.It's about individual skill, the power to take over and dominate a game, and killer instinct. Look at what donk does in the server with lesser pieces than Zywoo. Look at his fucking aura. Can you even remember a single zywoo clip this year? Donk clears in every category.
>>1996508why are Donk fans so prone to spewing all these tiktok terms around like aura?
spirit looking pretty clumsy though, always getting shot from behind and shit
>>1996508hoooly cringe
bro on lan
>>1996517kys
nt
>>1996519>least fragile failclown fan
another amazing post-plant from Falcons
>>1996524>Falcons out of nowhereShame!
>>1996497I think this is just projectionyou're praying he's washed based on 1 bad map,when his average at this event (dragged down by that 0.39 map) is what zywoo's been doing for months now. even by your logic you shouldn't want them to play many more events because zywoo's averages for the year will keep dropping, and donk could catch up in mvps while keeping a lead in statsalso I'm honestly curious, if the whole year played out like the first half of 2025 but donk was hltv #1, would you swap spirit and vitality's years?
goatsi type flick
kyousuke awp is better than zywoo
>>1996529this but unironically
#playliketorzsi
5 rounds is not enoughmouz's t-sides are ASS
>>1996537Happens when your entire team are a bunch of baiting yids
I'm fucking nutting spiritbroswe're winning budapest for sure
wtf was that like 0.01 left on timer?
>>1996540are these "spiritbros" in the room with us?
>>1996539he was jewish, torzsi?
>>1996542im here
>>1996542you mad as fuck
>>1996544Guess we'll never know
has zontix ever had a series this good vs a top 5 team?
get this nigga some accutane good lord>>1996470iron sharpens iron
Nikowhat does he do?
>>1996548a year ago yeah, not so much recentlyhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2369282/mouz-vs-spirit-pgl-cs2-major-copenhagen-2024-europe-rmr-closed-qualifier-bhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2368871/faze-vs-spirit-blast-premier-spring-groups-2024
>>1996551Magnet for young Russian prodigies to join him
>baiting when you're the entry
that's why he's the GOAT rifler
>>1996554in the bedroom
uhhh muslimbros? why are the jews starting to rape our janissaries
Oh no, not THE monesy awp
bro wtf...
>>1996560losing to a deagle 1v1tf happened to him
ask him about the 3v5 retake Freya
>2 spinxes, 2 torzsis, 7 players in totalhow the FUCK is this fair?
>>1996568wait until you hear about the 9 player b rush
>>1996571now add Major sticker money to the calculation
>>1996571they probably could've done it for a bit cheaper, but like 10k-15k is still like the minimumstill such a meme though, you will never recoup travel and housing costs from even winning these lans
>>1996571>$4,500 round trip per personAre these bums getting fucking business class seats lol
>25-2 in 1v1 on lan this yearwhat the fuck
>>1996584you need hotel rooms, flight tickets, food, pracc room setup probably support staff in addition to players
>>1996571>$4500 round trip for one person to fly to americawhat the fuck kind of ukrainian embezzling is this
>>1993983Like I said, historically garbage org but at least they're improving right now. Basically the best of the trash listed.>>1994377Yes, if you waste a gorillion dollars and still end up a garbage meme team you deserve last place. Hope this helps.
Not a fan of GL but how is this even okay? They have to win against top 3 teams?They have a 3-1 record in Stage 1 so they should at least get a better matchup in Stage 2 compared to Furia who have a worse record but got an easier matchup (just some random French and Ukrainian teams)
No but like genuinely what does Niko do?He's the proof stats are the most misleading shit that ever happened to CS, this guy is blameF times 1 million.
>>1996589no dude he's saying the flights alone were $30k, $4.5k/person, 5 players+coach=6*4.5=27kit's either lying or extreme incompetence
>>1996591>Hope this helpshas anyone ever written this phrase and not been completely assblasted
>>1996596some player in an interview might not be 100% accuratein the end its 30k per team for the entire affair
>>1996592mongolz losing to hotu and inner circle isn't top 3 lol
>>1996571Maybe euros shouldn't try to go to a small NA local LAN
>>1996571goes to show that VRS system needs to goit does not make sense
i just bought my first superlight wireless see ya later in the 15k gotards
>>1996588potato farmers are just built differently
>>1996604>>1996603>Maybe euros shouldn't try to go to a small NA local LAN
>>1996571>>1996603>There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions."
wtf are they doing, what a waste
>>1996609I don't get it
an office space reference, the kids will love that one esl!
>>1996595redpilled post
lol hotu got some t2 tournaments going on but they're just throwing them with 3 subs so they don't lose vrs
WITH JEWS YOU WIN
with jews, you win
>>1996595Makes plays that will talked about for centuries to come, like vidrel.
>loses 5v2 retakes>loses 5v3 plants
how many mini map moments will failclowns have this year?
>>1996628not enough
They do NOT like to play inferno. FUCK OFF.
they changed zweih from long to b btw on dust2i think the positions on mirage was the same?
>>1996633triple dubs of TRVTH
failclown sisters???
>>1996639>>1996633
MouzSirs what do we think about Nuke?
is this the new goated duo?
>>1996643untermensch
>>199664213-10 (mouz wins)
>>1996642mouz used to pick nuke every game for like 2 yearsi think they only changed a few months ago
>>1996642
>>1996591>if you waste a gorillion dollars and still end up a garbage meme team you deserve last placewere bad news eagles the best cs management of all time for spending $0 and getting major money?you can't just grade on a curve just because you don't like them and call them worse than eg, who don't even exist anymore
>>1996643look how happy he is to finally have a consistent impactful non-bot on his teamwarms the heart
why doesnt xertion get mastectomyis he waiting for player break
what kind of a person openly says with joy "i can't wait to become the IGL" while on a team with an IGL, and on a team that's been a revolving door of players and constantly kicking and changing roles. and this is the experienced dude supposed to bring stability and confidence in the team.this has been in the back of my mind for some time, Niko is honestly fucked up
>>1996650>3 superstars, enough?
falcons has sucked on inferno the entire yearit's time to stop
>>1996655just make it a permaban and pick up ovp, holy shit
>>1996655buckbroken by brnz4n
aphex twin-esque music
>>1996653who and when, niko?
>>1996649>were bad news eagles the best cs management of all time for spending $0 and getting major money?they unironically were. serbs are still seething about them to this day.but it's not even a real org, it's founded by the players themselves iirc.
shazam can't even find the song, this is some extremely unknown license free music
>>1996666it kinda slapped
>>1996664Niko yes, on stream a month or two ago, when kyousuke joinedhe was asked by chat about igl-ing in the future and he answered "yesss, i can't wait", something in that manner, like it's gonna happen soon
https://youtu.be/MxhYgn7oUzQ
"the goat macedonian igl"
>>1996649I don't even remember what EG did that was as bad as what falcons is doing right now. They even had that partnership thing going so under no circumstances did they bleed as much money for as these kind of results.
>>1996668also he clarified he is definitely becoming IGL in the future, it wasn't a joke answer, i think he even gave some rough timeframe, like in a year or so (but with these things you never now)
IT'S TIME TO GO
is that the first 0-13 of 2025?
>>1996654Nope, need to kick kyxsan and getting superstar fragging IGL.
>save highlight lmao
>>1996672i thought N0k0's thing was calling the CT side?
>>1996676i dont know about 0-13 but alex666 had 0-14 a few days ago
>>1996675wobbie...i'm tired
IT'S AAAAAA
falcons will TORCH vitasissies tomorrow
Falcons, it's time
>>1996685already getting uppity huh
>>1996686what does he weigh?must be like 130kg he's tall too
>>1996685falcons are facing g2 tomorrow thoughbeit
kyxsan had the worst map of his life and he's still above Niko in ADR, total rating and equal in frags xd
>>1996686why is this my favorite webm in all of CS?
>>1996688i remember a pice of info from a stream that he's 198 cm tall, probably a solid 120-130 kg weight
here's ur fragging igl
>>1996688I'm 103kg at 180cm
>>1996700that doesn't sound healthy
tn1r lowest edpi on any t1 proalso radar god olimp lowest sens in the world if you count t2 pros
my moussies :)
t ez ez
GODSES
reminder that brollan is a swede thus a cheater, he likes to hover his crosshair on walls and smokes to lock and gain info.reminder that jimphat was once a cheater and will always be onereminder that xertion has snapped many times.
>>1996713>pre-coping this earlyreally, failclown sissy?
will 3Dmax punish the zywooxirs?
will the goat rifler hit 20 kills in 3 maps
>>1996717well falcons can win and then vitality faces g2
realistically, what are the chances vertigo isn't coming back in 2026?
save simulator
check torzsi's paypal account IMMEDIATELY
kiosuka solo
torzshit really does suck badly
if torzsi could hit an elephant this half it would have been an easy 8-4 for Mouz
mouz even won pistols....
>>1996673>don't even remember what EG did that was as bad as what falcons is doing right nowreally?>signed a known schizophrenic (2 if you count zews)>let cte2k igl and handpick his team, pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in salary to people like rush and autimatic>brought in malek to coach, then allow the igl to refuse to talk to him over personal drama, cut him a couple months later>try vorborg as coach, who gambles the future of the team on nealan, his buddy refrezh, and wiz awping>field 3 male teams at once which can only play 1 event every other month because they can't play the same events, unintentionally gut na depth as a region>the coaches of the 2 academy ones are americans with no international experience, the teams never leave na to improve>start a women's team with a self-confessed cheater>put valens in control of it all and brag about how he's doing data analytics wizardry to plan for the future, never use any subs from the academy teams until the team's dead and you need to fill contractual obligations>finished last place at epl for like 2 years straight>employees getting into public twitter beefs with kassad every weekI think you're thinking about it the wrong way, like a starving african child shocked at westerners wasting electricity. falcons management are not sensitive to wasting money at all, they only want to have a relevant and successful team. they're a little retarded and they only bought their way to a top 5 team and a pgl trophy, but ownership is ok with the results for what they spent. eg spent a few million to be a complete joke. there were no eg fans, even ironically
>>1996677They NEED nocries. Just make n0k0 or b0tesy igl
shitsan timing
kicksoon masterclass
kyxsan 27 adr
>>1996751is he happy for the frag trophy or the stickers?
>>1996751type shi
>>1996752the stickers, obv
>>1996751My nigga CYPHER keep winnin EVERYTHANG.
I LOVE KYASUKE
lmao shitszi led to that
OKAY
bruh
moussies :(
torzsi you fraud
KYOSUKE IS SO FUCKING GOATED
>>1996758what happened to the egirl bad bitch he had around paris
>>1996758Milkers
>>1996758Lucky hobbit gets to suck on these udders
mousissies.....
>>1996758he got drip like dat??
>>1996758she's pregnant right?
>>1996770no this was hobbit's bitch before he ran out on her with no child support
>>1996775>Dosia and adreNHAHAHAHA
>>1996775kek @haircut
>>1996778Sexgod
falconchads we are looking good
blake griffin on the court type shit
OH NONONONO BWAHAHHAHA
monesy on pace for mvp
>it's dannyhahahahaha>>1996782does this feel like a top 2 team?
>tfw you might not get fired
MOUZSISSIES? FALCONS HATERS? SAW YOU GETTING UPPITY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>>1996785here's all 3 maps
Vitality will win this event.
>>1996792they have only faced t2 teams
Falcons Chadadelas...WE GOT IT BRO!
>>1996786>1890+41>checked their vrs>they're at 1811
>>1996797i think it updates tomorrow maybe
>>1996797>This is an official Valve ranking.don't think it factors in this game live like it would on other days, you can't see the ranking breakdown
>>1996797it's fucked cause it's valve's official one which doesn't count epl stage 2, but if you check in 2 hours or so it will show the real amount of points in the live ranking
>>1996791torzsi lost them that game almost single-handedly
>Falcons win>/magog/ goes radio silentNot surprised atp tbphwy...
>>1996785>>1996791save my hebriggas
>>1996806resident haters could not bear listening to falconschads gloating and left the thread for the day
>>1996806they're not awake, every fall and winter euroids curl up in a blanket by a fire by 6pm
>>1996806the single indian mouz fan is probably not online
imagine is spirit had godsuke instead of zweih
>>1996817kyousuke is not a team player+tn1r is gonna look better and better as the rest of the year plays out
Kinda whatevsfurianavimouzmongosvitalityic
super sekrit current vrs ranking that hltv DOESN'T want you to know about (LEAKED)#1: spirit#2: falcons#3: mongolz#4: furia#5: vitality#6: aurora#7: mouz#8: g2#9: navi#10: 3dmaxthoughts?
>>1996827Where's /ourteam/ FaZe Clan?
>>1996833>FaZe Clan?
>>1996817Why would they sidegrade
my friend i've known for over a decade flaked our first open match after being online 30 minutes prior we lost 13-9 playing 4v5
>>1996841zesty ass
new godlike crosshair just dropped. Instant +0.3 k/d and 20% HSDM for code
>>1996859No thanks I will stick with Ksceratos one
>>1996841mr bean plays counter strike?
>>1996865you are not funny
>>1996841
>>1996863based schizo
>>1996821furiahotu3dmaxmongolzg2inner circle
>>1996841when was this?
>>1996866mr bean is
>>1996878kys
>>199687712:52:05 in the vod, would make for a good webm>>1996867>>1996848
>>1996883>no foreskin?
>>1996879
>>1996883you can't be capping the twitch ui, amateur hour
>>1996883i think we only got 1 webm maker in the thread
>>1996887oh, didn't see that I forgot to zap one last thing
parivision vlog about landalan win. eng subs.https://youtu.be/-UYHNzFZke8
>>1996897just open the vod in mpv
>>1996673How? EG were a complete and utter shitshow whose only saving grace was having 5 different NA teams so one would qualify by sheer attrition.
>>1996888yea seems so, I never even bothered learning how to use webm for retards>>1996904I may not like ui's in my screenshots but I do like ui's in my media player, you are speaking to a mpc-hc chad
>>1996916there's an osc if you're too retarded to remember shortcuts
he's one of my favorite players now :)
>>1996865lol
>>1996919that's just one of several factors, I prefer madvr's scaling algorithms for my animu, and it just werks so I see no reason to swap
torzsi really was shit thoughhttps://x.com/FalconsEsport/status/1975297110678643104
>>1996933those sand niggas be laughing weird
it did feel like molodoy gets awp dropped a lot
will be interesting to see how good vitality is vs g2. they have only face weak opposition so far.
>>1996941Where's /oursniper/ broky?
>>1996955no idea if you can check these stats anywhere
>>1996840based og gogger
holy cope
>>1996813>>1996816Nah I just took a lil nap after map 2. I'm not even a Mouz fan anymore I'm a G2 stan now.
>>1996980Donk got screwed in that game and got no round swing from the 2v5 ninja defuse.3.0 just sucks so bad
>>1996980stay there
>>1996865based beaner
electronic played 6 faceit games todayhe's ready for that bc game
>>1996984you aight sir, that's a respectable decision
apparently he's married
watchhttps://youtu.be/Gi4bAIvB11g
no
>>1997004to a GOAT
He's still with this smoking hot bitch omg some niggas be havin it too good I swear bro...
>our guy zontix still getting stickerholy based
>>1997029idgi
>>1997027the DM button is right there lil bro give it a shot
>>1997029BASED
do we think tn1r will get evp?
>>1997033>make roster change>team immediately goes from good but struggling to literally elite era never losing
>>1997060ropz did thatwhat other only one player change has completely changed the level of a team?
all i want is G2 to win, i don't even care if Vitality still qualify 3-2 i just want to see apex mad again
i hate Vitality so much it's unreal. how is it even possible to be this dislikable
>>1997072ropz is okay but rest is shit
>>1997072shut it you nonce
>>1997004he's been married newfag
>>1997062ropz did that twice, on faze and vitality
This is what top-10 looks like today.France tops country representation with 7 players in this top.
>>1997110but only one good french player
>>1997110>>1996827preleaked
>>1997122Holy fuck that guy must be cia or something.
>>1997110spirit and falcons are actually the top 2 teamsbut it's weird how falcons is number 2 when mongols, furia and g2 have had better recent results
Clean kill
>4 days until falcons and spirit plays
>>19971107 french players in the top 10, 2 french players in the top 9, and 6 russians in the top 2
>>1997119Maka-sama...
>>1997110weakest season of all timebudapest is the real asterisk major
pistol round ratingsurely spirit becomes good at pistol rounds now
>>1997189>le powerrankings memethere's parity and it's not boring, which is what matters
>>1997191finally a sane post here
our guys mythic is playing wildcard!https://www.twitch.tv/fl0m
>>1997211i'm watching the fragville fondler vs shimmer though
Is tN1r or zweih a weeb? Cleasing Team Spirit from the weeb stench would make me start liking the team (even if sh0ro and ch*pper are in there still) if tN1R is just some dude.
flyquest 0-3
>>1997420thats never happened
>>1997425this time it will
>>1997191>parityJust making shit up huh?
>>1997420Pickem status? #fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWp0VJTxwnsgrown ass men screaming because someone clicked a mouse real good
Why do people here intentionally make inflammatory posts here to get attention?
>>1997550Soooo...we are the /coolguys/ now?
>+81This is the highest I've ever seen.
>>1997566liquid got more for beating heroic lol
https://www.hltv.org/news/42876/kyxsan-we-made-sure-m0nesy-understood-that-he-still-has-this-freedom-from-beforeWhat notable freedom is heavily restricted in Saudi Arabia? Read between the lines.
>>1997589Freedom to gamba.
>broky trying to keep a straight face while someone makes fun of twistzz being hatedperfect
>>1997631where is this from?
>>1997634the stream brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npniMWJLp9g
https://youtu.be/RgiDPlZa5FA
A manlet has 2 choices in life - either become an incel or a simpcel. At least with the former you retain your dignity.
hotu will destroy navi
>>1997660i hope but the upsets have stopped
GAMES ARE STARTING
are the green things handwarmers or something? i always see players holding them during pauses and shit.
>>1997664yes, I think it's a trap though, has to be better to acclimate yourself to the temperature than to occasionally warm your hands and having them gradually get colder through a round
>>1997664>>1997666found it
>>1996666i used aha-music to find some license music esl played before, so you can probably do the samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtJawkOPD6o
at least turks are getting raped on A stream
insane how hotu fucked that up
LOOOOL
Crazy 1v3 choke
>>1996922he makes donk smile so he's good in my book
the hotu that fucked up mongolz and furia would never lose some of these rounds, they're playing scared instead of yoloing
maybe navi is just back
kek9 balanced
"-b1t"
b1t is a pistol god today
how did hotu 2-0 furia and mongolz?
>>1997722okay they 2-1'd mongolz actually, but still, they look like shit now.
>>1997722>>1997723frontales forgot his radar hacks
Why can't b1t play like this every match
>>1996666>>1997670just used aha-music again on some random track from mouz falcons map 3 half time yesterday, which i'm guessing is around when you postedhttps://youtu.be/0s23MDc5W_A?t=41373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh9GemCZREYso if it's not this i'd be pretty confident you could actually find the track using it
why is bit still in navi?
>>1997737
navigods
The argument I don’t understand is people defending it’s cancellation because it loses money. Ok, and? It’s not your money, why do you care? You’ve invested nothing. And realistically that argument holds no weight anyway because ESL is Saudi owned (which imo is a reason behind its cancellation, too). Thorin just isn’t seeing the connection despite being one of the most vocal personalities against the Saudi stuff.Programs like Gamechangers (Valorant) and Impact create a space where marginalised genders can develop their skills and compete. This will get more people playing the game and spending $$$. Riot has cracked the code. It can only be a good thing.I play both CS and Valorant and you will regularly get women in your lobbies in Valorant. I don’t think I’ve ever encountered one in CS in over 8 years of playing the game.
sh1ro is literally the fourth highest ranked player of the year by HLTV rating...
>>1997752everyone realizes this was copy pasted from somewhere else without needing to check, why are you doing it and what's wrong with you?
>>1997758he just wants attention while not having to think for himselfjust ignore
>>1997757except his rating is like barely top 20 vs top5
I guess train is t-sided today
blade is the biggest fucking fraud to have ever touched the game
godvi
>>1997669okay they got ads for them toobut you know, it seems like players only use them because they're given them and they got nothing else to do during pauses
>>1996883kind of short for a webm, a screenshot could work just as well
>>1997798>monesyheart
>>1997798can you get xertion's reaction to it too? it was kinda funny
>majer losing his mindlol
>>1997798
>>1997802sure>>1997800yes?
>>1997809noice
navi will face mongolz and get eliminated tomorrow
this should have been the evening game with Vitality-G2, why the fuck did they put Inner Circle - Faze there
>train t-sided>overpass t-sidedreally changing the meta today, huh?
Furia's actually going to throw an 8-4 T-side lead on Overpass huh
pooria
kek that could have been a round kino but it was so anticlimactic
mologoat
kino
wtf is this game lol
hahahahaha
>>1997806obsessed freak.
this feels like an amkal/nip situation, where different bookies told both teams to throw
>>1997846where did mr bean touch you?
sheesh
molodoy's got those lightning-fast m0NESY flicks
as someone with no horse in this game, this is extremely entertaining
vamo
lucky
> losing to kekindar
YEKI quietly went 30 bomb. Guy's good on Overpass.
EZ
chama
>>1997860you only started watching when he was on liquid huh?
>>1997866molodoy so mid
>>1997867he's half a year into his first year in tier 1 and clearly has a high ceilingnot everyone can be a donk or a monesy
>>1997860https://youtu.be/S6h0He6enXo?t=223
>more infernoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REMOVE THIS MAP
>>1997879
>maka cryingman up, frenchie
vitality will face 3dmax if they lost to g2so lucky
moussies :)
no one likes mouz
>>1997915the tribe do
>>1997915i do but not gonna bother watching them clobber 3roundsmax
>>1997915my moussies :)
mousissies :D
>>19979073D max are going through though
m8s.........
gentle mates disband
xertion so lowtest those mantits are popping out
still a fake comeback
>>1997501what?spirit is probably the best team, but it's questionable because it's a new roster after some time off. who's #2? falcons look good, mongolz and furia and g2 all just won big events, vitality are rounding back into form, mouz and ef are good challengerswhere do you see a lack of parity, a dominant #1, a huge powergap?
>>1997757s1mple is literally the #5 player of the last 3 months by hltv ranking
>>1997984it's crazy that Navi are really tier 2 now, all those teams are better than them lol, even Aurora made better results and 2 grand finals this year compared to Navi
yeah, men in dresses
>>1997986ok, now account for the level of competetion
3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT
>>1998005are you retardedlook at the quoted post, look at the picture, look at the text, read it all slowly, try to think really hard about it even though it hurts your brain
>bLitz just trolling with the AWPWhy are the mongoloids so based like that?
does both senzu and blitz awp occasionally?
whats the difference between the players who occasionally pop off on some maps or some sides but not often vs players that dominate most gamesmechanically they should be similar, is it some brain chemistry thing
>>1998014Senzu yea, but bLitz seems to be just taking the piss.
Gentile Mates bros...
seriouslywhat compels casters to talk about match results that happened on other streamswhat do they get out of spoiling things for people?
My moussies won :)
>>1998026you're not going to watch the game later
>>1998030https://www.youtube.com/@ESLCSHighlights/videossomehow videos on that channel have views
Time for FaZe kino
>>1998009based retard
smol freya
>>1998042it seems you were unable to look at the quoted post, look at the picture, look at the text, and put it all togethermy condolences, maybe in another life
why gmae not starting
hate this stupid video package glazing shitality
Steam was ddosed, probably the reason for delay. Recovering now https://steamstat.us/
GOAT2 bros, ww@?
what are the chances sunpayus gets higher raying than zybot?
>>1997798>>1997809why do kyousuke and monesy have so big pupils?
>>1998086they're both on adhd medications (amphetamine)a lot of pros are. even pros without adhd...
>>1998069Present
>>19980770 (zero)
>>1998077100%
>>199807750%, it either happens or it doesn't
faze will get eliminated by a t2 team....
This map is such a CT fest, G2 chads have to luck themselves into 2 round wins and it's easy gg
>>1998105No shame in losing to one of your kin.
>>1998105no shame in that since they're tier 2 themselves
>>1998108literally the only t sided map in the game
>>1998108sAw and huNter are just limit testing strats against the best whilst they're still in group stage.
They muted the casters on the FaZe stream lol.
>>1998114This. Saw just made the call "playtime is over" Vitality will understand by next round
>>1998121sAw's eyebrow has been raised, soon Vitality will understand everything, the ass is in the ass
heavygoat 1v9
ropzicle raping
>>1998126The bait was laid and they took it.Vitality in a cauldron... Soon the ass will clinch and the cock comes off...
clown fiesta
saw such a goat coach
Thank you Twistzz... thank you for coming back.
Strangely enough, if you came into EPL after winning a trophy recently you're not playing well. Furia and G2 are looking very unsteady so far.
zywoo only eco kills and random smoke kills so far
Who are these asshat clowns ruining the G2 - Vita game? Why weren't they bullied to suicide in highschool?
twistzz is so fucking backno idea how liquid managed to suck the life out of him (maybe the diet?)
Why was everyone crying about this dude getting benched?
why did they say g2 is the best inferno team? was it a joke?
>>1998200In a nanosecond you got owned, now you know why. Apologize.
>>1998200because he's awesome and it's sadnow go away and let other people enjoy the last run
>>1998202There is no "best Inferno team". It's always a fucking anomaly when teams play there.
>I fucking lost to fucking FaZe...
>>1998213it also seems to be the map that pickers lose the mostI don't have any data to back it up, but it really seems like whoever picks it lose 70% of the time
It's probably gonna be like this.
>>1998230g2 aint losing, buddy
>>1998234g2 is losing to fucking 3dmax
>>1998234Yeah sure
interlinked
faze is good again?
>>1998245get karrigunt off this fucking team
>kick star player from Liquid>immediately plays betterEvery time
4:3 sissies...
>>1998252he just told us all he's not leavingwhat are you gonna do about it?
Switching to 21:6
>>199825214-14 kd and you're crying
>>1998243>apparently get the perfect aggressive piece with amazing stats>it turns out the perfect piece was all an illusion and you spiraled down even harder>"""I can fix that."""That video is fucking prophetic now kek.
fuuuuuck.... g2 is giving vitality a spankingI need to watch both matches at the same time
BROKY BROKY BROKY
goatky
>broky clutch nukeName a more iconic trio.
broky's one of those guys who look better in clutches than ordinary rounds
>>1998263>muh kdwatch the gamesthe sooner twistzz can take over as igl the better
vitality fired professor x?who's the new coach? he looks french....
>>1997899Molodoy doesn't speak English?
>>1998281broky cs2 and being mid
>>1998272get on my lvl
>>1998288supposedly really bad english when they got him. he's been taking english classes.they got yekindar to get another russian speaker.
>>1998294that's just disgusting
rape those baguette asses heavygod
>>1998291wtf there's a bc game game on?
>>1998295meant for >>1998291
>>1998291where's the gay porn tab
ok that one was nice
KARRIGOD>KARRIGODKARRIGOD>KARRIGODKARRIGOD>KARRIGOD
Apologize multiple times.
FUCK THE HATERS
doesn't matter. 2 is enough
Getting aced by karrigan should be grounds for disbandment
>paypal deposit failed
Gamers2 bros we eating good tonight
YOU RETARDS YOU'RE AT IMAGE LIMITbrown animals getting uppity on /int/>>>/int/215621829
make a new thread
vitality no coach = still win
>>1998317I would but all you retards spaz out when I do it so I'll sit back for now.
>>1998322
congratulations f0ze clan. you beated a rank 30 vrs team filled with matchfixers from ukraine. lets celebrate and hype karribot as the goat igl
>>1998321>I'll sit back for now.thank you
>>1998321thanks>>1998323thanks
