hltv.org
1st for KARRIGOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgQzB1pJmeM
>>1998324Impressive work karrigan... but all that only to get bounced in play-offs... is it truly worth it?
passionate love with Heccu
Lets go Carrygan!
why are vita wearing american jerseys?
>>1998336What are the colors of the french flag anon?
wtf if he just didnt peek it was won
>>1998341black and brown
These delayed facecams make the pros look absolutely braindead kek.
>>1998341blue and white, recently blue white and black
zybot could never
>>1998380why even post this?we know he can farm tier3
g2 more like fumbled on the 2yd line
ot slop yawn
UHHH BROKY?
that's my retardgod I love having him back
brokino ahahah
Yea... I can't hate these 4 niggas.>t-t-they beat a tier 2 team they are still shitDon't care. Happy to see my niggas back at it again even if for just a bit.
>laughing at the goat retardthank god this subhuman is out of the tournament
The deposit came through after all?
Jitubros...
ez for ropzwoo
>>1998425>seething because somebody is laughing at a funny momentesports fanbase is mentally ill
tomorrow's games
>>1998334more like SECCSU
>>1998452fuck off you disgusting faggotgo flaunt your faggy morals on reddit
>>1998473we don't sign our posts here
>>1998477t. actual signer
>>1998380>+21.66%wtf lolhe took their odds of winning from 50% to 72% on average across every single round?
>>1998473thanks for proving my point further
epl has a 3rd place decider now apparently
>>1998455Fazebros i'm starting to get worried
>>1998496it's the vrs era
>>1998473>how can he laugh, he must be struck down by allah (pbuh) for this indecency>ummm go take your "morality" elsewhere
>>1998502overreaction deserves overreactionalso that poster is fag
I bet you guys have talked about this plenty (or not at all, who knows), but literally what is the issue with Impact being blown up. The female pros (read: lv.8s) won't get thanos snapped, and they still can make their own tournaments. But I guess that's too hard for the poor stronk womens who need no man...
>>1998529nobody cares
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/7998/s1mple?startDate=2025-07-07&endDate=2025-10-07where does he go this winter?>>1998524maybe he was overreacting to your overreaction
gonna be nice playoffs again, Mongolz, G2 and Aurora favored to go through, and 5 good teams already secured
>>1998537i'm a Faze fan and it was genuinely funny, same energy as broky flipping off Liquid on match point in Cologne
>>1998538how cucked is it that, for a month before and a month after it, epl is the only event with every big teampost-cologne pre-major it's ewc, epl, chengdu, which are all memes in their own way
>>1998537>maybe he was overreacting to your overreactionif you don't see the irony in calling broky a retard while at the same time feigning indignation at someone laughing at him for being retarded you shouldn't have access to the internet
I know the oldfags spaz out everytime this comes up, but we're a general now with links to the previous thread. Get with the times gramps.
Martinez was the Aussiechad all along
>>1998559I honestly have no idea who's talking about what, I meant calling someone mentally ill for calling someone subhuman over lan banter was an overreaction to an overreactionactually I don't know how you could interpret it differently, given my post implies there are 3 sequential overreactions
https://www.hltv.org/news/42887/skyesports-cancels-tier-one-events-for-2025-and-2026never trust a jeet
>>1998597I was talking about "he"
I wasn't easy but yeah
>>1998602What's the point? There a scene for it in India?
>>1998610this is I think the 3rd attempt to astroturf indian cs, and every time they fuck it up by scamming
>>1998616It's just that I don't think I've ever seen India in any of the major disciplines.
>>1998634https://www.hltv.org/events/1444/esl-one-cologne-2014scroll down, when you see it you'll shit bricksI think they play a lot of mobile games
the final boss of tier 3 nicknames
>>1998648I see. It's mostly pubg.https://www.esportsearnings.com/countries/inNot really big numbers in terms of the overall amount of participants, considering the size of their population.
>>1998657
>>1998662There must be faggest out there somewhere.
>>1998657Brazil is just built differently
>>1998661pubg mobile*they're broke, they don't have computers or the resulting playerbase density. mongolia has 8x as many pcs per person
arteezy is playing cs2 :)
They got my GOAT, fucking saudi cocksuckers
>>1998669reads like the kl1m monkey apology
>>1998669he definitely wrote this himself
>>1998657>>1998662lmao
>>1998669what did he say?
>>1998689Called Techno "Jackie Chan" because he caught him jump spottinghttps://www.twitch.tv/brawks/clip/RenownedSucculentShrewNononoCat-LtY1GCiziklyChY3
>>1998669they takin the sovl out of espvrtsthis scene was built by mutually shitting on each others' nationality and race
>>1998693>>1998669we might've gotten rid of impact but cs is still turning more gay by the dayfirst they came for maniacthen whatever timbermen didthen they took away monkeynow they've come for jackie chan
>>1998667I just don't think they're interested in pc gaming in general. Some yellow/greenish countries don't boast high amount of pcs per 100 and are way more prominent regardless. You don't really need high end computers to play most of those games either.
so who complained?I wanna send them death threats and packaged road kill
>>1998669>>1998708>>1998728I fully support this no cap. There's no place for an L behaviour like this. There are examples like Valorant we can turn to and learn from. We must be better men.
>>1998766trying too hard
>>1998774>trying too hardWe all must try even harder to be better.
>>1998667broke + unemployed
>>1998669Apologize for what? These chink fucks are proudly worshipping a man who killed so many people it reduced the carbon footprint of humanity.
Caption THIS!
>>1998806you know what I mean. you can't force&formula your way into being funny, you just are or you aren't, and you aren't
>>1998766lowk kys
>>1998819>thank god I left that shithole
>>1998529makes it less likely for female players to get into cs
>>1998818>he believes some shit that never happened because he was told toLolBy the way, the holocaust and the moonlanding? Fake.
>>1998819>i wanna crash another porsche
>>1998839faggot
Hello /magog/!
kek
>>1998839>>1998845this is like when you're lifting and anyone smaller than you is dyel and anyone bigger than you is roiding
>leave winning to me
>>1999016He looks like ropz in this one lol
>>1999016>leave winning to me
>>1998662*suspiciously goes 0-15 in your path*
>>1999021picrel happened like a year ago you scumbag freak
>>1999023a few months ago lol
>>1999026shut up freak
>donk stopped playing with his gfhe's back
>>1999042Washed.
>>1999042chadwoo would never
>>1999046>sniper kills: 15
Honestly. I've seen enough. Navi are back and Vitality are winning it all again. Sorry but it's not even close. Just look at the stats on hltv. Vitality are all 1.20+ except for apex.
>>1999062they have only faced shit teams
>>1998819>The grass really is greener on the other side
>>1999069LOLSo have Spirit and Falcons then.
>>1999079falcons: 2/3 shit opponentsspirit: 2/3 shit opponentsbotality: 3/4 shit oppnents
>martinez calls mongols chinkies jackie chan>black gentle mates co-founder laughs during the stream and says "it's out of context guys"why is racism towards asians and chinese so tolerated by the white devils?
>>1999091who cares
>>1999083>both spirit and vitality faced g2 as the only decent Yeah, that's what I said. Except that unlike spirit vitality murdered g2.
jame queuing with fl1t for the first time in over a year, also with to0ro, guess I was right about him rejoining vp
>>1999096botality needed ot lol
>>1999101nah, vp is playing with their academy awper now
>>1999102Still lost less rounds to g2 than spirit across both maps
>>1999107>vp is playing with their academy awper nowJame is on the vp's academy?
>>1999096why does "how easily they 2-0'd g2" come into play, but vitality losing 0-2 to gentle mates doesn't
>>1999101why in the world would he ever join vp?
>>1999115only reason would be higher salary parivision is higher ranked and has just as good players
>>1999107until after the major, this isn't a coincidence https://www.twitch.tv/kadziu1337
>>1999062>Navi are backrepky needs to have actual content
>>1999117no way a bookmaker team is paying him less than russian astralis
>>1999117theres no reason pari couldn't match whatever vp could give himunless jame really wants to unbench flamus or something
>>1999117>>1999115you'll probably see +dastan jame xielo and possibly belchonokk but maybe not if they're playing with to0ro too, and obviously fl1t and fame would stay
which final do we want?i'm 100% it's going to be 2 out of spirit, vitality, falcons
>>1999128why would a bookmaker team ever sell their golden goose?
>>1999101You know how you break up with your partner, start dating someone else, but still bang your ex on the side since she's just better at sex and you're not fully over her?It's basically that, Perfecto is just not it.
>>1999113Either they had a bad day or they just wanted to manipulate seedings idk. Compare their day1 performance against the following bo3s and it's night and day. GM are already out. Spirit also almost lost to some whos, same with mongols. Upsets happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgiDPlZa5FAaccording to maui tranny league was a good thing because it funneled money to broadcast talent/team support staff who might one day work in a real even people might want to watch
>>1999133Because any stack could matchfix in t2 for less.
>>1999134you will never be him
>>1999141why would they ever buy out Jame from draconian VP and snipe rookies then?
>>1999140isn't there very few trannies? i know there was a tranny team that lost a grand finals once but i think that's the only time that happened.
>>1999145well I wouldnt know since, who caresbut even maui said "people I identify as women" in the video to refer to the playerbase which is telling
>>1999140shut the fuck up midge faggot
>>1999131spirit vs falcons would go hard me thinks
>>1999131Navi vs mouzMark my words.
>>1999139>yeah you can have a bad day and lose a bo3, upsets happen, it's random, don't even think about it>but it's just common sense that one team is objectively superior than another for winning 2.5 more rounds per map in a bo3 on another dayof course it's night and day, they lost one game and won the other ones. you can invent any kind of rationalization you want depending on the skew, like you saying spirit "almost lost to some literal whos" for winning a map 13-11, while vitality winning a map 16-13 wasn't even closeit's just dishonest, you should try to notice and excise this sort of mental model. this shit fuels gambling addictions
>>1999140just virtue signaling>but flashie and an analyst in fucking mibr and trannucy!!!!years of coddling and their highest achievement is Juliano owning cadiaN in a bo3 1v1should've given us a single mantuu or kyuubii or b0rup, just one tier-2 player whose career peak is coming within a licking distance of an RMR invite
Bring back Impact.
>>1999166he's prob right that killing NA league moved that circle of talent away from CS2 , but if thats true then surely talent dies with the tranny league as well
>>1999140>as a white-passing manclosed the invidious tab right there. don't kid yourself maui
>>1999172lol did he say that?
>>1999162I'm also looking at the stats of each roster. And you were the one who implied that only vitality has faced shit teams so far. I'm also looking at the way they play etc. Vitality, despite their loss against GM, still continue to look like the best team this event. Followed by furia, spirit and falcons. I also believe in vitality's team dynamic and apex as their igl, not so much spirit's or god fucking forbid falcons'. So yeah I don't know what the brackets will look like but I think Vitality are reaching GFs for sure with Spirit and Falcons most likely choking in the semis if they even make it through the quarters.
>>1999180falcons literally giga raped vitality last time
I just can't wait to see Falcons lose again, i wonder who to will it be this time
>>1999183what did falcons do to you for you to want to see them lose
>>1999140I know he thinks he has to make this for whatever reason, but man these are some retarded lines of argumentyou should want esl impact... so that people who work in esl impact.... can leave esl impact... and be successful there. it's just like epl na, remember epl na?how bout we just put the esl impact money back into expanding epl again and unfucking regional cs, and get our farm team coaches and broadcast talent and shit from there? why don't we get our own house in order before gambling on t8 cs that absolutely no one watches that won't feed into anything. start an asian league, get japanese cs popping again, the weebs will love italso the wnba comparison is so stupid, the nba makes 12 billion dollars a year, they have money to burn on advertising the game to women. esl impact is like if the wnba was a distinct investor-backed company already unsustainably burning money, and they spun off a league for midgets or some shit>>1999172yeah that was pretty funny
falcons might not lose another series this year
>>1999185Exist.
>>1999185tranny is mad because saudis cancelled esl impact
>>1999189That statement is true for every team.
arenasy will finally get another deseerved mvp
>>1999182Yeah in Riyadh which let's be honest doesn't hold the same value as a tier-1 esl event. Spirit also got fucked in the ass by heroic iirc. Vitality also lost to g2 at blast and you saw what happened this time around.In any case, the point is that you've got two free bo3s in this stage and no room for mistake in the actual playoffs since those are single-elim. Spirit and Falcons tend to choke those a bunch, especially in semis.
>>1999196entire spirit team was sick or somethingvitality just lost
>>1999182lmao
>>1999197Yeah vita were also sick, that's what they said.
>>1999185spend 6 gorillion dollars to play every crucial advantage situation like a faceit soloque stack... for 6 months straightit's just too funny to see
>>1999194Yeah I don't think so. They'll fucking choke.
>>1999180>I'm also looking at the stats of each rostermaybe vitality "just had a good day" 13-3 13-1-ing gamerlegion, a last place teamif you just randomly discount that game the way you randomly discount them losing to gentle mates, here're vitality's stats for the event:mezii: 1.33ropz: 1.22zywoo: 1.13apex: 1.03flamez: 1.02kinda dumb to just pick and choose when you care about how a team looks, huh>you were the one who implied that only vitality has faced shit teams so fardifferent guy
>>1999209>13-3 13-1-ing gamerlegionNah that's a normal day for them becuase that's exactly what you'd expect and this was followed by two more bo3s that they won in a pretty convincing fashion overall. Forget about the bo3 against GM it's an upset that didn't matter because losing that shit doesn't eliminate you from the event unlike losing a bo3 in playoffs.
how do i achieve this physique?
>>1999218Drink beer
>>1999217>that's a normal day for them becuase that's exactly what you'd expectwouldn't you expect them to beat gentle mates, who went 0:6 against mouz, aurora, mongolz?>Forget about the bo3 against GM it's an upset that didn't matter because losing that shit doesn't eliminate you from the eventneither would a 0:1 game against gamerlegion>unlike losing a bo3 in playoffsbut vitality are 2:4 in playoff bo3s since the playerbreak, with one of those being vs tyloo
>>1999218Obelixwoo fell into a cauldron of CS skill potion as a baby
>>1999222Mongols also lost to hotu on the first day and it didn't matter. Same for vitality. Now they are back and you'll see them roll everyone where it actually matters and where teams like spirit or falcons won't have a chance to being it back after they lose their bo3s. That loss never mattered and I wouldn't be surprised if they just didn't give a fuck that day or had something else more personal going on. You'll see I'm right in the coming days.
>>1999209Suggesting GL are a shit team cause they went out last is pretty disingenuous since they only versed top 5 teams.
>>1998663look in a mirrorhaha
>>1999234the whole point was that you can disingenuously frame whatever you want in whatever way you want to reach whatever conclusion you want, unless you just honestly accept everything that happened without making excusesI can agree with the premise that gamerlegion are good and still do it, "gamerlegion are a legit team but vitality raped them harder than hotu, that was just an off day for them, you absolutely have to remove that outlier to assess their form honestly"it's ok though, the dude has some insane gambler's fallacy thing where he thinks every team at the tournament is owed a bo3 loss, and spirit and falcons are making a tactical error by not getting theirs out of the way before playoffs. I'm not gonna convince him
>>1999242I'm just telling you that both spirit and falcons are gonna drop before reaching grands. Vitality are most likely going to win the whole thing based on what I've seen. Vitality are more solid no matter that loss.
I still can't believe this little cunt literally carried them to victory here. (they ended up nearly losing that map as well lmao)https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegatePunchyIcecreamSwiftRage-OT8vdchclR-2d11B
>>1999315donk's t side has been fucking retarded this season
>>1999218by gooning
>>1999325I hate that faggot like you wouldn't believe he keeps staring at the camera like the gaylord he is and it pmo.
some months ago someone posted here a long video about CS from some i guess popular youtuber who i think never played it before, does anyone know what i'm talking about? it wasn't coffeezilla or something focused about gambling, i think it was more about the game itself.
>>1999440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbJIbdcLn6M
>>1999445thanks, i found this one after a bit of searching but i wasn't sure that was it, now after opening and seeing vertigo i remember it
https://www.twitch.tv/xqcThis is what our lobbies should be like.
i got red premier yay!
>>1998819Praying for more Vitality failure just to cope that he might come back home. Even though I feel like FaZe would reject him for frozen if he even wanted to come back.
I miss cadred
i miss snap tap
>>1999555checked and let go unc 2022 faze is done
I miss real fnatic
>>1999589>brollannot real fnatic, fuck off poser
>>1999612holy unc
>>1999612that was the last gasp, jw was gone like a week laterI still enjoyed golden fnatics with lekro or brollan and the trio
real ones remember bro on lan change the unc meta
>>1999622Yea that one still had the swedish soul. I quit watching around the time that team disbanded I think. If after that lineup flusha went to C9, that should be the time.
>join dm server>pros awping and using mp9>top 10 players peeking the same two angles over and over sitting in spawn to protect their k/dadding leaderboards to these servers was a mistake
>>1999705you missed out, flusha came back to fnatic with golden and it was like a second round of that lekro team with brollan as a young gun, they won a couple events and had that old feeling where they'd do retarded shit but it worked, even hit #1 briefly, and then covid and online cs kinda killed em
8.5 hours
>>1999796FaZe finna get knocked out in groups by turks :(
>>1999800nahFaze 2-1, triple OT on 3rd map
>>1999802With or without a big lead choke from both sides?
>>1999805we can only hope
I sold my case and skin to the marketplace for steambux every time I receive my weekly drop
me too, i just buy the few skins i want to play with, which aren't many. and since many are too pricey anyway i am mostly budget hunting
>>1999895meant for >>1999884 obviously
obviously
indeed
fraudgolz will lose
eco'd
LOST TO USPS
mongolz fucking suck
wow there's a literal gypsy in navi
>>1999939nuke is the white man's mapthey'll do better on ancient
Jackie Chan bros, what's happening?
worst map i've ever seen Mongolz play, they did absolutely nothing except winning a pistol and a lucky eco
navichads we are so back
what happened here?
What does /cs2g/ rate Freya out of 10?
>>1999961too old
>>1999961post her feet and I'll tell you
who is this fucking retard?
>>1999968>not knowing the goat observerbe better
>>1999968he operates the cameras in game
Ermmmmmmm....Cadianbros....what the helly?!?!?!
>>1999980i dont get it, why are they laughing at eggs?
>>1999982This might help you
FraudgolZ
navi might be winning ep
>>2000008mongolz lost to hotu and inner circle, even if they get past them it means nothing at the moment
>>2000010
>>2000000get check
bLitz lmao
blitz....
>>1999961objectively? 11
>>2000025literally old hag
>>2000025weird handsobjectively 5/10
>>2000026hag love is the purest form of love
b1ad3 is going to beat the shit out of aleksib if they choke this shit
>>2000031i just saw the 5v2 throwthey should all be beaten up
bl0tz solo losing this
>>1999968valorante streamer
I'd love Navi to win just so that they can lose for the tenth time in a row to Sp0r0t
i never doubted fragging iGL aleksib
>>2000046i think it's 11-2 in spirits favor and one of those navi wins were just group stage and spirit still eliminated them same tournament
>>1999229>Mongols also lost to hotu on the first day and it didn't matter.>it actually matteredhello anon?
>100k mongolians watching this
love mongolz but that shit is inexcusablenot ready to be a top5 team
insane bl0ts performance
Swedish league Elitserien have placed Northern Lights, home of 16-year-old starlet Anton "Meinz" Evander, under investigation for matchfixing and have been temporarily suspended from play.The alleged offence did not take place in Elitserien, but the league said on their website that "after a thorough initial review of credible evidence, received from multiple parties, we assess that the suspicions are so serious that we are immediately temporarily suspending the team from all participation in the Elitserien league system."The young squad have 48 hours to respond as the investigation gets underway.
>>2000056goat meinz is innocent
>>2000054they just didn't practice at all and it shows
>>2000060should move to eu thenI refuse to believe they're still so poor they have to share a single hotel room when on the road
>>2000062they are in EU but i think don't have a fixed bootcamp spot like big orgs do, they're just winging it, which is kinda impressive in itself
Monglolz
Just a little matchfix, this tournament has zero value to teams at the peak of vrs, they literally can’t decay out of the scene at this point and will be taking invites for all of 2026 even with mediocre results from here on out
>t-they didnt pp-practice at allas if you need practice to beat a team with norbert or wonderfu
>>2000069norbert major winner tho
>>2000069>w-we only have 1k hours in game i promisethey're just lying
blade will innovate CS2 coaching by using shock collars on his players. this is why he's the goat coach
>>1999968dangerzone pro, newfag
-bl0tz +nocries
>>2000075First team to properly trauma bond over shared ptsd will be astralis 2.0It’s time coaches start putting teams in actual boot camps to break down players egos into mindless cs2 drones
>>2000083nocries wants to play with russians
>>2000075relax hasan
>>2000095you dont understand anon, the dog is a zionist
damn, asia fucking sucks
maybe g2 is just bad
why do we shit on sunpayus so much?
DDD>GG
>>2000115idk but malbs just isn’t the guy. He needs his original g2 roles back. It’s clear that’s where he was a t1 player putting up huge impact, star stats in nonstar spots
what the fuck was that g2
lol hunter
these sheep in chat are interesting, everyone complains about sudden cutaways to the same snippet of clips we've seen thousands of times all throughout epl but because we get to see some behind the scenes where they count down from 10 it's suddenly the best production in the world, funny as fuck
Is a sort of nominative determinism for nicknames real? None of these ence "prospects" have the makings of a t1 pro nickname. >epoosame reason jcobbb is a blatant flop, just a poor bastardization of his first name. And thats not to knock irl name based nicks, since some work like KSCERATO
Did ESL pay bLitz to turn off his brain and hands this tournament? Goddamn he sucked so fucking much.
>>2000048Rape Marine
>>2000155zywoo is a shit name though
>>2000155>ZywOo>tN1R>Jimpphat>malbsMd>jottAAA>tO0ROMany bad nicknames in "t1"Even one of the best players in CS, GeT_RiGhT has a mid one
>>2000163i think people start thinking bad nicks are good after a while
oh no no no
>>2000163>ZywOogood>tn1rbad>jottaaa>tO0ro>malbsmdt2 players
g FUMBLED AT THE 2
>faze>spirit>furia>vitality>3dmaxwhy is g2 getting so unlucky match draws? where are the hotus and gentle mates and inner circles
>>2000155nah there's plenty of players with terrible names that you just grew accustomed to, and these guys have very typical names for finns with lots of vowels, I think you and I discount jcobb more for his lackluster debut and demeanor
>>2000171>faze>unlucky draw
>>2000171they lost to b8 and gentle mates in stage 1, I think that impacted their seeding since it's partly decided by other teams and they viewed them as weak
>>2000167I think tier-2 has a very clear boundary of not being a part of that VRS major frenzy, aptly ending on GamerLegiontO0RO maybe out of it, but he's VP's best player atm, would be a travesty to not mention himAlso those are just bad, there's mid-to-bad ones like "m0NESY" that looks ugly and means nothing, mezii that is a bit awkward with that double I, and then there's Xyp9x, kNgV, Brehze, n0rb3r7...
which movie parody is this thing with Spunj?
>>2000184shutter island (because the skit is called shitter island)i've seen the movie but i can't remember much. i think someone had amnesia or something like that.
>>200015599% of nicknames are shit if you we go by what you are saying and there is no "t1" nickname. Most of the time the basis is always related to their real name.>kennyS>olofmeister>chrisJ>NiKo>jL>JW>friberg>fer
>>2000177it's not that clear cut, since the eu teams that had to fight for those spots are way better than most am/as teams that never were in danger of losing out
>>2000192Those are all kino except jloser
tn1r answering some questions (translated)
>>2000194NRG as the lowest na seed demolished nip at fragville, they can be as good as any stage 1 eu team, besides fazeTrue for Asia though, especially china & mongolia
>hunter had 1 point of armor
why does this retarded fat fuck try to be funny so hard? i cringe every time i hear him talk, feel bad for hugo because he's alright it just feels like harry is drunk all the time and thinks he's being hilarious
>Gaped2
>>2000219>NRG as the lowest na seed demolished nip at fragvillethen sucked a fat cock vs brazil's 6th best teamsafe to say that one was a lifegame
>>2000219that was 1 match, albeit an important one, red canids, fluxo, imperial, pua and nrg are worse than the eu teams that were desperately fighting for their slot
>>2000245They also raped sa at frag too so actually the fluxo game was a fluke
>>2000197they're kino because the players are kinoif jl was actually cool, you'd think it was a good nickname
g2 bros, are we going home vs frogs?
>>2000255jL is a kino name BECAUSE you can write jLoser with it.
>>2000255 wrong I think Niko is a faggot
1 online tournament era is over
>>2000258We all do
with a slovaks it's always wack
>>2000266Snackusu-sama forgivu me prease...
>>2000259wrongthey're following a sure-fire path to success
>>2000266Never doubted him.
APOLOGIZE
G322
ummm le genius saw bros???
Not a 3DMAX fan but it's good to see a national team rise up from T2 and become competitive with the best.
isnt g2 good at dust2?
>my Mongoloids OUT>my HeavyGoat & friends OUT and even worse, lost 0-2 to 3DM*X frogs>FaZePlease don't do this to me... Not the triple kill...
>>2000283I'm sorry bro, xantares and woxic are turning up tonight
>>2000283<trusting f0zehide your car keys, your toaster, your noose, before it's too late
who do we blame?
-PAYPAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
None of this matters now that the invites have been finalized.
>dull monotone loser aura coachit hurts knowing g2 just needed a bald excitable 80iq man to yell "go kill them, just shoot them in the head NOW" to get over the line
>>2000288Someone check the state of MATYS' mousepad.
>>2000288fraud coaches with reddit cults
>>2000292he got a new mousepad when he joined g2
>>2000290every game matters in VRS
>>2000292
So wtf was this?
>>2000297fluke (and vitality was mid)
OK XANTARES. ALL I ASK IS ONE (1) GOOD MATCH
>>2000294>>2000296What if the new one is already fucked like the old one, hence the bad performance?
>>2000295>every game matters in VRSWhy?Navi are invited to stage2 and even if they win epl they're still starting from stage2.
saw just saving strats for majors chill
>>2000296imagine being left handed
>>2000297vitality are a one-man team like spirit. no mezii pure impact carryjob, no win
>>2000297fluke vs fluke
>>2000304the only two players i know playing left handed are woxic and matysi feel like there has be a few t1 pros who are left handed but plays with mouse right handed
>>2000302there are other tournaments after budapest
anyone know what the potential matchups will be for playoffs now that there is only 1 match left to play?
>>2000312falcons and spirit will start on opposite sides and each face a 3-2 team in their opening gameother than that i don't know how the seeding goes
why are they adhdspamming old skit snippets instead of just playing one
supposedly hunter tilted on comms? when was this?
>>2000309right handed mice have always been the standard, so yea there are probably many left handers that just play games as a right handed person from doing it since they were kids, kinda like how many right handed tennis players play it as lefties cause it's an advantage and it's possible to swap to it if they do so early enough
g2 beat pooria btw so pooria probably sucks too
This is kinda crazy
>the opponents of vitality, spirit and falcons are all eliminated
>>2000316never got this either, many of them aren't even available to watch anywhere, especially the ones where players read out hltv posts
>>2000331Based on MongolZ's performance this tournament, it's more apparent it was MongolZ being bad than HOTU being good.
Francemonsieurs, I think we're finally tier 1If only Karmine Corp or Gentle Mates got them...
>>2000353>CAM ON MALBS>GET SUM FACKING FRAGS
>>2000351bit of both, they destroyed everyone in their path in the 1st stage including furia, they're on the level of b8 at the very least who they fucked up but it's obviously too much to ask them to take on the world's best teams one after another, it was good practice though
>>2000187tnx
Maj3r made a step too far but realized they were holding for him and still almost won it
do we like twistzz now?
>>2000353malbs was 8-4, think he was talking to matys who was 0-7
this map is faze's already. go next
>>2000386
nice flowery gamer sleeve fag
>>2000380no he's the tworstzz
KARA BOGA
>>2000386i aren't think that
another karrigan highlight already?
carrygun
>>2000400go back
unc owning these turks
fucking Wicadia 2nd awp never works i swear, just give it to Maj3r man
>>2000403and anotherlol
twistzz kwabooty
>FaZe all smiles oooh the vibes... the vibes...
RAIN É BRASILEIRO PORRA
fraudgolz down to 5th
>>2000423weird that zontix is still shown but i think it's because they haven't played 5 games yet
>>1999895which skins do you play with?in general it's still better to buy on csfloat because steam tax is too high, but steam marketplace is still good for the cheapest skins
nt finn
botzen wake up nigga.
is f0ze good now?
today im turkhadi gidelim aurora
>>2000440>im turkgross
Having Twistzz around has turned karrigan into carrygan
lucky fatty lifegame2-1 aurora
>>2000446yeah, he wasn't joking that a second caller took off some pressure
My god.
KWAB
unc...
>g2 had a free 1-0 and they still got elimedlel
>mirage ends, train up next>let's get woxic in here to explain what faze are gonna do on mirage???
>>2000470I want you to think really hard why that might be
>>2000463>
>>2000467Holy shit I forgot about that. Jesus what the fuck happened to them man.
>>2000479
>>2000463>swingit's that weird one that means impact, right?so karrigan single-handedly beat aurora?
>Seeding for the playoffs will be using the results of Stage 2 and the corresponding Live Ratings to break any ties (e.g. the two teams with a 3-0 record)I guess this means Spirit will face 3dmax or faze and Falcons will face navi or 3dmax
>>2000490while being the fucking b anchorlol
>>2000476what are you implyingyou can play it right before the map, when faze are already in the booth with their phones taken away from them. they've done it before
>>2000495they were lucky to get a rain interview right before the game started so they probably moved the map part
I never saw this with 3.0karrigan got 1 kill and roundswing said he didn't throw as hard as ropz?
TURKISH MOUZ
>>2000499poop 3.0 sucks so badwhat probably happened is that ropz lost like two 1v1 clutches
>>2000507rating 3.0 still has him at like 1.5x karrigan's while going 8-16 with way way worse round swing. but the round swing must be capturing something
i guess aurora started practicing train
>Faze playing with no pressure (caster's words)im so sick of this fucking team first it was no pressure because of Elige and new roles, then no pressure because of s1mple coming back to competition, then no pressure because broky came back, then no pressure because they bought a rookie and switched roles again, now there's no pressure last dance because Twistzz is back, next there will be no pressure because there's no rain so role switches againpermanent no pressure honeymoon dead team for a year
lolyou can really see faze haven't practiced train at alljust get it over with and let's go dust2
>>2000530that's pre/post playerbreakthey ran out of strats in february and were running on fumes by may, cooked up some more with the time off
f0ze go home
Where's that pole guy? They dropped him?
n1 dinko
>>2000565only for this tournament
>>2000567Why?
>>2000569because their team at the time of the invite was with s1mple and elige and they need same 3 man core
>>2000565>>2000569https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+faze+playing+with+rain+again
the new box on train next to 6 is goated
what an enjoyable spend of time
didn't think i would witness a worse map than Mongolz on nuke today
It should be competitive
>>2000593The map.
>>2000593the system, man
wait... based?
Aurora had 5v3 in the first pistol but threw it, this could have been a flat 13:0 just like that
>>2000601neither tranime or jd vance is based
>unc is the only one in the greenHow? He's like 60.
>vagina cs same time as eplthey're not even pretending to give a shit about it
>>2000613Niko could never (admit it was his fault)
>>2000613Is he wrong?
>>2000613don't worry senpai, there's a bigger problem than you being brollan 2
>>2000620What's the problem?
Wtf was that
G2GAWDS who do we fire and who do we hire?
>>2000615obsessed, he's as self deprecating as possible, the first search result of his name and twitter even takes you to an apology
>>2000632>calls others obsessed>has his daddy's google search results memorizedKWAB!!!!
>>2000613thats basically saying Saw fucked up in prepping tactics for the match
>>2000636or alternatively I searched for his twitter to see if there was something similar to what you just replied to, what a retarded fuck you are lmao
Is FaZe even good at D2? I can mainly remember them losing there against higher firepower teams
>>2000636kek
EPLs (playoffs) should be played in front of the crowd.
>>2000653slowpoke retardbro...
>>2000632>the first search result of his name and twitter even takes you to an apologyomegalul
okay im going to the gymif faze throws this im going to kill some fat dane
BROKY BROKY BROKYYY
classic faze roundguess that'll have to do if we don't get OT...
>>2000656figures that you're a teenager using twitch emotes, carry on son
TURKISH MOMENT
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAout-retarding the retard goat
lmao auroragodky tho
Based retards
>tfw your team just won a round
except for jottaaa the turks are truly broken rn
>>2000694>7-5how? it's still a completely open game
>>2000700giving that round away to broky just broke them mentally apparently
Again, thank you so much for coming back Twistzz. Love your faggot ass.
kek everyone on aurora was looking at maj3r in confusion and disgust after that throw, not to mention faze on the other side
LOST TO FUCKING GLOCKS
>losing to glocks
OT might just happen
>>2000702or not
faze might just not win another round
what a fucked timingcomplete reset for faze
broky
>>2000725is it possible to fit all aurora reactions into one or would the file be too big?
lost to glocks and it's over
damn... OT called off
ot called on
Unless...
>no cap-ynk
rain...
unc still got it
kino clan is back
Now this is FaZe, not this shit with EliGE and s1mple and jcobbb
>>2000730Probably but I don't have the tools to do it properly. I do it in the most retarded way possible hence why my clips are so short.
you can never trust a turk, fucking chokers
Please end it FaZe, I'm holding my shit in so hard. I swear this fucking team man...
broky carried
faze will face spirit btw
managed to make it exciting even without OTsthanks to turks for putting up a fight despite being retarded
is woxic dogshit?
kwab
>>2000760where bracket
probably -maj3r at this point, they all collectively lost faith in him after that 0 iq throw, could see it on their faces
>>2000768will probably be shown soonbut spirit is highest ranked 3-0 team so they will face lowest ranked 3-2 team
>Broky insta asks twistzz for a hugHuly fuark!!!! FaZe is BACK!
>jcobbb on couchLOL
>>2000773every epl got the cuck chair
bracket
>faze will face spirit btwI don't give a FUCK who they face. I believe and this run is already much better as a send off to rain than Fissure.
my second open match is today!!!!! wish me luck magog!!! we have 5 players this time so i'm feeling lucky!
>>2000766all this nigga had to do was to go international to start winning everything. but his huge sovl prevented him from doing so
Bro faze is just so goated how can you hate them???
>>2000778Vita Navi gfs
>>2000779they even went 3-1 too in actual games
>stand-in>2-2 bracket>spirit, vitality, falcons in playoffsthis is the most faze run in over a year
>>2000773>they came in all laughing and jakub is just there
Everything will be alright )
this jcobb dude is so awkward, even elige fit in better
I hope FaZe make a miracle run so rain gets a better send-off than being beat by Liquid. Imagine them overcoming Spirit, Furia/Vitality, and the probably Falcons/Mouz.
>>2000790so was broky
>>2000778>falcons might play against navi or mouz both of whom they beat alreadyAh, so this is how they choke.
>>2000784why are frogs actively and intentionally delusionalnavi will be lucky to sniff semis
>he smiled onceWhat a fucking sitcom tier ending to the stream kek. >>2000790Just give the dude some time and let him actually play too.
>>2000781he spent 3 years on big and they were good for like a month online
>>2000773>>2000801they brought my nigga honda back
>>2000800navi isn't french
futa asmr on esl b-channel btw
>faze win the whole thing>rain leaves>jcob comes in>they shit the bed in stage 3
Frogs will meme on Falcons
>>2000814he's not a navi fan, he's picking them because they're the worst team in the bottom half
Praying that FaZe wins against Spirit because I just need another FaZe vs Vitality before rain is gone. donk-sama please throw that fucking match hard.
>>2000816>Torzsi has to wage 2 jobsGrim
>>2000819>worst team in the bottom halfThat'd be failchickens
>>2000826who'd falcons beat to make playoffs again
>>2000831Two teams, either of which they'll proceed to choke to in playoffs (mouz/navi). They fluked those bo3s.
>>2000814navi's 5 most recent playoff wins:nipnipmongolz (august 1st)pain (january 24th)mouz (october 13th 2024)
>>2000786who's the stand in
>>2000841>>2000833
spirit>furiafalcons>mouzspirit>falcons
>>2000841I just said navi isn't french? I don't care who won what>>2000842rain
>>2000843If you can't notice that they've improved since then and on an upward trajectory then I can't help you. They had a slow start this EPL but they're in full swing now.
>>2000842jcob
>>2000848you mean the person who's been on faze the longest? damn must be hard playing with someone who's only been there for 10 years
>>2000848misclicked>>2000849why don't you bet on navi to beat mouz thenif you think they're making the finals I'm sure you'll get very good odds
>>2000854>why don't you betI'm against betting.
>>2000856what do you feel like safely wageringhow bout if navi make the finals I'll post a public 500 word apology, and if they don't, you do the same
I think I just took the biggest Falcons of my life. I thought I'd have to push it with my hands after 4 flushes.
>>2000862Do you promise not to use chat GPT?
>>2000863kek
spirit is 6-1 vs faze (actually 6-2 but im not going to count games where hally stands in for donk)
I think I just took the biggest MOUZ of my life. I thought I'd have to call a pole after 4 flushes.
>>2000866yes, you have my word. I don't even have an account, I tried that chinese one a while back but I don't even remember what my login wasagreed then?
>>2000870they've never won against them with twistzz on faze>copeyou bet er ass it is
>>2000874>>2000864you need to swap teamsit's much more believable that the mouz fan touched shit with his bare hands
rain is bad
>>2000884Don't care. Vibes team.
>>2000875A ~100+ word apology then. I don't think I would feel like mustering a five hundred word one. If you're cool with it - it's a deal.
>>2000888you can do 100, I'll do 500navi could go out in qfs or semis before the finals, it's only fair
>>2000899I'll do mine and it'll be at least a hundred if I lose this bet. You are allowed to do the same. So, do we have a deal?
>>2000906we have a deal
>>2000778FaZe 3DMAX grand finals
faze always gets donked hard
big vaginas just smashed imperial vaginas
crazy response to my new build, first in the scene to do itthinking about renting out to pros... soon @ major?
>>2000926who the fuck is weenie, what happened to my qt terrorist waifudid her imam tell her cs was haram
>14 more kills>higher swing>20 higher adr>lower ratingdonks gf robbed
>>2000929Woah woah.
>>2000931is nem1za the tn1r of julianos?
>>2000935spend more time around women or brush up on your math
>>2000931Wait a second. This doesn't make any sense.
>>2000940i think it's some eco adjustment shiteven swing can be eco adjusted but you cant see it in any way
sooooooooooooooooooo..... they're keeping Rain for Major right? i mean they should, but with Faze's retarded management you never knowESL Pro League was a chance for a new squad (Jcobb + Twistzz) to have some games together and good practice to see what they have to fix before Major and stuff, now with this event being played with Rain instead of Jcob, what's the point swapping them again without having any idea if it's gonna be better or worse than current squad
>>2000946>they're keeping Rain for Major right?no
>>2000929>>2000935>18 years old>tattoos
>>2000929>tats>make up>but oh noes she can't fist bump the coachunironically a disgusting whore
>>2000931>>2000940here's a weird thing, suns1de got the automatic "top player" even though she didn't have highest rating
Mevlid is such a weird surname. Guess she's like half-turk or something from that area.
>>2000956doesn't seem common2 with the name in usa according to this
>spending this much energy discussing some cunt because she gives donk a handjob once in a whileparasocial e-celeb cuckery
>>2000946no, rain is out and Joe Cobb is in
>>2000957It's probably just spelled differently or adjusted or something.
>>2000952that was before she reverted. here's your devoted muslimah, the picture of beauty and joy
>>2000946rain was a last minute fix because they forgot about the 3/5 roster core rule, they literally forfeited the first game because of thati don't think they're keeping him unless they miraculously win the whole thing and even in that case it would still look retarded
>>2000928you in dat duwap or ohne pixel server?
>>2000975connect vertigo.epidemic.gghttps://cs2inspects.com/
how are the knives animations now after the recent few updates? i remember it was fucked up at the start when they were doing this animation system upgrade or whatever is
donk brosare we culturally appropriating the goat?
>>2000981>70 in belarus>64 in russia>32 in ukrainefeels like all these people must be related just a few generations back
Everybody looking forward to Vitality vs new Spiritso 100% either rain will pull an Antwerp performance or FalleN will roll back the years to 2016 and fuck it up
>>2000986f0ze literally can't winpooria could
>>2000984I mean it's not completely accurate but this is rather a rare surname for sure.
>>2000984>feels like all these people must be related
>ThailandThe GOAT has got some explaining to do.
Guess who this is.
Listen and learn: https://youtu.be/rRFVL4q2N8s?si=GmuZNOTcn2NielWO
>>2000993chrisj
>>2001000Nope.
>>2001001well that's it i'm not guessing more
>>2000992what did you think s1mple's been doing all this timebcgame didn't play any vrs farming lans because he refused to leave pattaya
>>2000929here's your trad wife brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSd8SiZaf8
>>2001008>is that a woman in jeans and a tank top??? AHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEback to pakistan lil nigga
>>2001008>here's your trad wife broShe can outfrag the ENTIRETY of /magog/ at EASE DOE
>>2001012>She can outfrag the ENTIRETY of /magog/ at EASE DOEThat's not a high bar.
>>2001013she can try
>>2000993Jame?
>>2001025Nah, Jame's is even wilder as it's the 13th most common surname. it is a 4 letter nickname though
>>2001029>it'shis*
>>2001029Famous CS Pro from Kenya Robin "ropz" Kool.
>>2000780we won! 19-17 haha
>>2001031Yeah. It's ropz.
>>2001032Congrats.
>>2001031>>2001033crazymy next guess would have been zaaz after Jamei didn't think Kool could be an Arab or Persian surname at all
>>2001037probably completely different origin for different countriesonly two countries where it's remotely common is estonia and netherlands
>>2001043It is. I'm Dutch and my surname also randomly pops up in Iran
Is having a relatively low HS% bad? I've pretty much perfected the AK/A1-S body spray pattern. I can beam down people across the map with it without missing a shot but somehow I can't hit a headshot to save my life.
>>2001045Yeah I mean since it's 10x more common in Netherlands or Estonia I doubt it's because of immigrants.
>>2001048zont1x won the trifecta with some of the worst hsp in the worldjust channel the 50% spray accuracy goat
>>2001048yeah your ass ain't never getting back on a t1 team miroslav, sorry
>>2001048technically headshot percent by itself doesn't really matter (as long as you get the kills it doesn't matter how). but there's just situations where headshot kills makes everything much easier. in particular when you peek you typically just want to instant hs.
>>2000730
>>2001055What happened here? I missed the match
>>2001055you just know they were like>WHY DID YOU DO THAT
>>2001058https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/GrotesqueOddCrabsPJSugar-JP4yL4n2t9B_mXq2
>>2001058Buddy, you won't believe what happened herehttps://www.youtube.com/live/HV9_ka4SXlE?t=29031s
>>2001058maj3r pushed smoke to try to kill broky in 1v1 when there was like 2 seconds left (he would've won if he just ran away)
>>2001050>zont1x won the trifectazont1x ain't do shit
>>2001058https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSOfrIJEnRlT-gjsz12JzH_gsSXO8rMWf?si=OBVGyr-uqyKL2XXp
Will you miss Faze when they're gone?
>>2001060woxic's reaction is the fucking best kek. I wish we got MAJ3R's reaction, I have a feeling he just stared at the monitor like this.
>>2001055lmao this is so good
>>2001074yes
>>2001074I was already missing rain before this event even started. Just thinking about a rainless FaZe was rough. I am not ready for the future.
>>2001092Ehhhh doesn't hit the same without the pics of the usual suspects. Also the blunder really came from the 1v1 at 0:03, so it needs to show the time.
>>2001097idk how to add the faces
>>2001048>I've pretty much perfected the AK/A1-S body spray pattern. I can beam down people across the map with it without missing a shothow did you do it, dm or just spray training on bots?
>>2001114refrag.gg recoil training
>>2001114DMLoads of DMThat said A1-S really takes no training it benefits more from an aim trainer. You can just tap crouch and aim center mass
>>2001120>That said A1-S really takes no training it benefits more from an aim trainer. You can just tap crouch and aim center massBeing a troglodyte A4 user. Whenever someone drops A1-S to me, I sometimes whiff completely because I pull down too much. Funny stuff (I hate the A1-S).
>>2001159I cannot fucking believe that this is being discussed unironically. I just can't.
>>2001159saying obviously incorrect shit for attention is why you aren't getting hired anymore bro, people only enjoy the novelty for a little bit before the gimmick gets tired
>>2001194he's right
>>2001198what do you think happened
>>2001202what maui said
So like, are valve bringing the kernel anticheat or not?
>>2001222niggas at valve are lazy / slow but competent. while other fake ass niggas implemented some kernel ass shit to show off how good they are at detecting cheats at the cost of knowing what you do in and outside the game. valve is cooking the strongest anticheat that wont need some kernel access shit that will leave your pc marked forever, like some raped victim.
>>2001237Okay, so they aren't doing shit.
>>2001222No.Valve are stubborn (much like the CS community funnily enough) they fully believe in AI anti-cheat and they will try to make that work. If they implement to do a Kernel AC, they would've done that by now.
KINO COMING UP
>>2001244troons vs oldtroons
>>2001247wait austin is 23? bro you gotta lose weight
>>2001250he has. he was fatter before.
>>2001237Exactly. And now don't call me out for being tech illiterate. It's true that I said "kernel level software can see everything" when literally every executable on Windows can read your entire harddrive, watch your keystrokes, and capture your screen-- Steam already has full access. I mean, like, yeah. I'll download some sketchy mod tool made by some unknown Russian and then run it without thinking twice, but that kernal shit? Not on my PC!
>>2001222Cheats are past kernel my dude.
>>2001264sorry to hear your bitch ass pc was raped
CS PLAYERS BTFO
>>2001313Just FaZe but we love shitters here.
flom and austin and cooper is losing to trannies
>>2001319trannies streamsniping xiters, wbk
>>2001313>mr15>no subtick wtf bros we really fucking suck this game is so shit it’s insane
>>2001319It ain’t over till it’s over.
Fucking ESL, just schedule 2 games today in the afternoon and 2 games on Fridaybut no, gotta have le rest day and then start at 10 in the morning on Friday
>>2000816I need MORE mommy girlcock fanfic about her right fucking now.
>>2000881>>2000881kek buckbroken and rent free, that wasn't even me there are many failcl0wns haters ittalso use a bidet you nasty ass fuck
>>2001410>that wasn't even mewho are you
>>2001417kek who do you think you're fooling faggot
>>2001426did you think "the mouz fan" meant you specifically, and not the quoted anti-falcons vs anti-mouz posters
>>2001446Yes, the faggot who posted >>2000874 in response to the anti falcons post and you talking about >mouz fan touched shit with his bare handswas specifically about me. Don't try to gaslight me bitchass.
>>2001450the other dude maybe but not me, and I was the one you called outare you gonna have a meltdown every time someone makes a "mouz fans are indian" joke? it's a meme. it's like if there was an israeli who took personal offense to every joke about vitality being a jewish team
>>2001477Calling you out doesn't mean I'm having a meltie you autistic fuck. As previously mentionedrent free bitchass
>>2001484how can it be rent free if it's not about youwho is living rent free in my head, the concept of indians being mouz fans?what needs calling out?
>>2001489you may have the last word
>>2001495what does that meanI'm not trying to win an argument, I'm interested in answers to >>2001489
it seems this mouz jeet is still not respecting his superiors. well repeat what happened at EWC, just wait.
>>2001559you're already giving in and predicting a 3rd place finish for falcons?
Mouz is gonna be unstoppable with -jimm +rain
>>2001621how often does a team cut a player for sustained mediocrity (not interpersonal problems) and they have a resurgence somewhere elsein the top 20 (already selecting the ones that work out) you got yekindar, sunpayus, maj3r, woxic, karrigan, aleksib, w0nderful, some of the 3dmax frogs, hooxi, magisk, elige, broky, perfectounless he's becoming an igl, I don't see it
>>2001621Why would gigachad go to the nerd team?
>>2001647He's been on Faze for basically his entire career. Under karrifat for the last couple of years. I definitely think a change of scenery and fresh leadership can rejuvenate him.>>2001685They're all nerd teams except maybe Semper Fi, everyone is a gigachad there.
>>2001879
>kyousuke gets to pick>says thisropzlilbrehs, pack your bags...
>3.05 odds for Furia
>>2001941yeah im putting my next months rent on that
>>2001945>rentimagine not owning a house or apartment KWAAAAAAB!
>>2001958It's my grandmothers apartment so basically i own it too but not really so i can get rent money from government
>>2001959W fucking over government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zRWLqA2L1s
>>2002027why is HE there...
>>2002027>Monesy has to pick his team>Could pick between donk, ropz or zywoo>With absolutely 0 hesitation he picks Niko firstThere is no way in hell these 2 aren't fucking, I've never seen such gay niggas in my life. Even Niko doesn't look surprised at all, it's like he new his russian twink bf would choose him.
>>2002142>meme showmatch>m0nesy could pick between colleagues and close friends>chooses friends>THEY SO HAVE SEEEEEEX SEXY SEX
>>2002152Kyousuke also plays with Niko and he would have chose donk regardless.If you have to pick a team between Niko, donk and zywoo and you pick Choko because it's your teamate you are just insane.
>>2002176goat rifler>siberian muttmongoloid ruined it all, otherwise 13:2 for team nikonesy
>>2002142>>2002176would make less sense to pick ropz first, but him and donk got beef and picking zywoo as an awper himself would either be unfair or stupid depending on the result, also if you can't place faith in your mentor and friend for a showmatch how could you when it really matters? though for the next time something like this happens the team captains should maybe be someone who's not taking part so that no one's obliged to pick the ones they're closest to
>>2002176because donk and kyousuke are friends for several years????????you're n anti-fun loser and retarded if you start to sweat and "optimize" your picks in a SHOWMATCH
>>2002051xantares declined
>>2002142he picked his friend and teammate wowgod you people are autistic and boring, who gives a shit about media day meme game
>turkish mouz player picked last>even after a mongolian player who barely speaks englishlol
https://www.hltv.org/news/42896/thunderpick-world-championship-2025-talent-and-opening-matches-announcedmega stacked for a t2 tournament, I remember during fpg2 being disappointed with the casters but if the top dogs are present here then I don't know why they couldn't have been there unless there were some backroom dealings preventing it
>>2002027I wonder if spunj still gets any respect as an ex-player from younger proslast time he was a pro, senzu was 9 years old
Hey /magog/!Wanna hear a joke?Vitality.
>>2002231>as an ex-playerprobably not>as an analyst, caster, buddyyeah
>>2002231not for his playing career, but he's respected for being who he is, in cs anything achieved by someone more than a year ago is discarded if that person is currently irrelevant or washed
>>2002189What do you mean "optimize" your picks retard, donk himself says "im not surprised" when kyo picks him first.It was still 100 elo on the table and everyone knew the game was decided when kyo had zywoo and donk in his team.Ropz as well already says it's gg when he's doing his setup, these guys are competitors even in a meme match proven by the fact the 2 worst players got picked last, they still want to win.
>>2002245>donk himself says "im not surprised" when kyo picks him first.because they're friends, autistthey fucked around all game long, donk was literally playing with a "gangster" pov>It was still 100 elo on the table holy fuck massive stakes for the likes of zywoo, ropz, senzu...>proven by the fact "umm they 100% care" was literally debunked by m0nesy picking his two best friends first, niko and b1t, the very same thing you're bitching about hereyou're so stupid man it's not even funny
Some educational material for you baboons:https://youtu.be/yJrK7cleJeo?si=tVX4qe0MX8lSj3GU
thought the girlfriend discussion from yesterday was gay as fuck?well today we're turning it up a notch with friendship discussion!
>>2002245>It was still 100 elo on the tablethey all earn thousands of dollars from the game lol who in that position gives a fuck about eloand every one of them could earn back that 100 elo queing with their pro teammate buddies in one evening if they wanted to
RIP Cypher
>>2002265wa happan
Makazze turned out to be a dud. Remember when everyone was glazing him saying how he's on same level as kyousuke and he will fix navi, HLTV even wrote a whole article on how much better than iM he was because he was 1.20 in tier3. Turns out he's worse than iM in tier1 heh..
>>2002272>Remember whennofuck off
>>2002271Died from too much juicy pussy
why cxzi not play with marsborne anymore
>>2002272the funniest thing is they had dem0n who ended up getting way better numbers than that, as an anchor even
>>2002271getting benched again
>>2002027this m0nesy nigga secured the vibes with niko and then ruined it all by picking ropz and senzu
>>2002303proofs?for who
>>2002314jackasmot. gromov Idk why that faggot itt is vagueposting leaks
https://youtu.be/V027L3Ei0oUnigga is still losing to the goat rifler
>>2002278fell off the wagon>>2002315are ukrainians the poles of the cis?
>>2002314GromovCS twitter, he's a trusty leaker
s0mple keeeeeek
Okay brodies...which one??? Price is the same, both FT
>>2002482kennys magic stick for me
Imagine being the GOAT of the game just a few years ago now struggling to win in a tournament for upcoming teams. What a fall from grace.
>>2002516>upcoming teams*radar gays from serbia
>>2002482I like the bottom one better. KennyS worship is hardcore boomer tier.
>>2002475>>2002516aren't they playing with their coach waiting for a pr1metapz replacement
>>2002523I just tuned in and saw the scoreboard.
>>2002518Unfortunately a trvke, a nigga was literary playing in homeless era
>>2002482SK holo matches it better kennyS is pretty but it clashesWhichever team/player you like more
Thoughts on my whips?
>>2002547I'm really liking the new liquidation M4. It's a good skin on MP5 and absolutely perfectly done on the A1-S. It could easily be a red.Wintergreen I don't really like but I think ur sticker craft is really cool. R8 my new drip
>>2002587>R8 my new driplilkukribro you posted it like 3 times atp...
>>2002593I only have it for 3 days and am having incredible buyers remorse Need confirmation from others to keep me going for yet another day
>>2002516gla1ve sisters...
>>2002523kick the serbian bums
>>2002587Thanks, I copied it from Yeki and FallenNice combo, I really like all gold case hardens.
>>2002547cool ak, shit m4>>2002587good gloves, shit knife
>>2002547Will the green AK fall in price more since it's a weekly drop? I think it's the best looking AK, i will get one for sure. cool craft too
>>2002610the serbian bum is the coach who hasn't been a real pro since fpx existedanyway, besides practice the event was almost irrelevant. they already qualified last time and I think only get a map advantage if they won again
>>2002617Seems like it's steadily going down in price but it's cheap enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh7CFf7ohso
>>2002547Cool M4, Shit AK.
>>2000816>>2001388Might want to reconsider your heterosexuality status if you DON'T want to suck on her 6 inch gock.
>Let's say such a bad actor would execute the buyout clause of a player at a time when they can still update their own roster on the ranking, but the targeted team has nothing left to play.>That would result in the player appearing on both rosters, and because the team with the active contract with said player would be the only one capable of turning up with the submitted roster, the targeted team would have to give up their Major spot.this is how falcons wins the 2026 cologne major
>3DMAX had the toughest playoffs route out of all playoffs teamsFrance is so back, Italian-Cambodian GOAT Maka is gonna humble his ex
>>2002789He's Nepalese not Cambodian
>>2002797wait what, now i see im wrong, he has a Cambodia flag on twitterI got Mandela effect'd
>>2002789wow, france has 1.5 good playershow's that vitality academy team coming
>>2002803France has 7 players in top 10 HLTV, more than any other nation including ruzziaSit down
>>2001941am I missing something? I feel those odds are not right at all.
>>2002806should be weighted by team rank, 10 points for being on the #1 team, 1 for being on the 10th. 50 for mongolia, 28 for france, 28 for israel, 40 for russia, 15 for turkeyby valve ranking it's 58 for russia, 24 for brazil, 30 for mongolia, 24 for france, 19 for israel, 15 for turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUEYF5A_S04donk got the moves, no way they found a stunt double with his stature to do that
>>2002823Holy Based
>>2002821>has to make up some arbitrary points systemc'est risible
>>2002838>arbitrary cutoff at top 10 instead of top 5 or top 20mdr
>>2002823cringe as fuckworst skit by far this epl
>>2002823wtf is this dogshitI thought it was gonna be a parody of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0AGiq9j_Ak
>>2002823ESL ran out of ideas, this was ass.
https://www.twitch.tv/shrcsvs the real vp, jame time is so back
>>2003049not the best showing
>>2003193
>>2003193kwab
Who's ready to see the power of friendship lose to the villains once again just like in Shanghai?
>>2003218>faze over spiritYou are crazy.
>>2003218>just like in Shanghaifalcons are gonna miss the event?
>>2003228Yes.
>>2003193>>2003198i dont think the social media guy knew he would get benched
>>2003218mouz r gonna gape the clowns
Just read this https://www.dust2.us/news/66439/cypher-after-qualifying-for-the-major-i-thought-i-was-fucking-doomed-having-failed-rmrs-and-everythingpraying on fnatics immediate 0-3 if they cut him before budapest
>>2003305That would be a dick move but he isn't really playing especially well since joining, i am not too surprised he's being benched.
>>2003305you don't need to pray for anything, blamef has only won 3 maps at a major in his 8 years as a pro
>>20033257+ years*
>>2003325The king without a crown...
>>2003331he earned his crown years ago
>>2003280>believing in torzshitTomorrow I am fr*nch and if that fails guess I'll be jewish on saturday.
>6hrs 20min
except for faze later today, I don't have anyone left to cheer for...guess I can root for mezii and ropz. teses is sadly out of the question, and tn1r is meeting fazefirst two matches might just be the most unlikable quarters in a while
>>20035586hr goon sesh let's get it
how the fuck do you veto this? lol
>>2003570pray hally picks nuke
one hour
>>2003574don't carefaze vs spirit is only 6 away
>>2003576last dance is getting raped
#FALCONSAREHERE
Back with more of my deep analysis which is currently 100% accurate. After running the stats and numbers I predict either Falcons or 3DMax will win the match.
guaranteed newcomers to top 20 this year:senzutn1rmolodoyyekindarheavygodkyousuke
>>2002677She looks like a trashy slavoid in this photo.
bring it back
>>2003218This looks edited.
>>2003594shitkindar isn't a newcomer to top 20, and he's not getting in top 20 this yeartotal frognigger death
where is the audience
>>2003636at home
>infernogreat way to make me care even less about this match
>infernooh no boys>nukeOH NO BOYS
we could've had another igl rifle round ace this tournament, but niko had to ruin it
Falcons laugh threadHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is Falcons losing always so funny?
easy retake for falcons :D
>>2003657usually happens when you give monesy a free awp
falcons should really start grinding overpass, their inferno is beyond ass
>breefs inHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
Falcon such a scary team. Even with 4 rounds you know they can comeback
Falcon need a 6th player to replace kyosuke on inferno. They need b1t
I'm not gonna join the laugh choir until 3dmax wins map3I have no trust in the frogs and falcons have so much retarded firepower
>>2003669doesn't matter I will laugh at the clowns at all times regardless of whether they win or lose
N0ko
okay I'll probably laugh at niko no matter who wins
Falcons will crush them on map 2 and 3. Just watch.
If you are a frog, under what circumstances do you support 3DMAX over Vitality?
>>2003674not a frog, but national team over mix is understandable
tier3 max choking already
exciting
b retake hehe
lmao why is kyxsan there
falcons retake incident part 2
lul
why does it feel like winning the round by simply not peeking has become a lost art
>>2003687it's current meta, peak or be peaked
Hot take: Falcons severely underperform for their cost.
>>2003686isn't this just a win if he camps? lucky needs to run up and then back to defuse
KEK
lolperfect ending
nerf 5-7 and deagel
........
another brilliant zonic inferno pick
>>2003689YOU DON'T GET IT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY LIKE HOW WESTERNERS DON'T CARE ABOUT ELECTRICITY!!!!!!
>>2003698It wasn't their pick.
>she unironically thinks falcons will lose on non-inferno
>>2003689arabs have unlimited money so w0gh0it doesn't matter
think 3dmax are watching this and taking notes?
>>2003709demo review nigga they already know this basic shit
>>2003674You don't, really3DMAX, while a fully French team, aren't that popular as an org and don't have "legendary" players. Lucky and bodyy are veterans, but c'mon.Imagine this situation but with ruzzia:Team Spirit (Vitality) has donk - Boombl4 - CYPHER - Twistzz - prosusVirtus.pro (3DMAX) have Perfecto - fame - FL1T - Magnojezz - b1stGUN5 (Gentle Mates) have device - HooXi - blameF - Staehr - MagiskThe popularity would be Spirit > GUN5 >>>>> VP because Spirit have media org and 2 legends, GUN5 have media org, and VP have nothingSame in France
>>2003711not necessarilycan't prepare for every map for all teams
chill out we know they always lose inferno
>>2003712>t. unaware of the cult of defectobut excellent analogy anyways
>>2003712>device - HooXi - blameF - Staehr - Magiskno idea what the fuck "media org" is, but that lineup gave me an erection
donk can do backflips?
>>2003718gay ass nigga
holy kek falkeks
i've seen enough13-0
>>2003720how's it gay? that'd be the most manly roster in cs rn
nice pistols faggots
>>2003718>no idea what the fuck "media org" isAn org that has a big presence outside of the game with their media workGentle Mates and Karmine Corp have massive fans regardless of the lineup purely because of people behind those orgs, the streamers, and will have a lot of fans even if they employ a full UK stack.
MAX MAX SUPER MAX
navi vs 3dmax final navi lose
why is maka saving?get a pick you pussy
>>2003729not possible, same side of the bracket
How many times Falcons are going to lose just because they are too prideful to accept that they are bad on Inferno?
>>2003735it's because of niko. he "doesn't like" overpass.
>>2003735They won't ever start picking OverpassDiva NiKo hates the map, he was the sole reason G2 had it as their permabanSo beatings will continue until morale improves...
>>2003735>>2003736>>2003737so much for le goat coach, le goat rifler, le baby goat, le kyousuke that they can't improve on a map they're adamant on playing
where did haters go?
I think nuke will be disastrous for falcons.
>>2003745That is if we even get there.
>>2003742haters?
Shiite sisters, our response?
Falcons are losing nuke, yjk.
>>2003776would be funnystill don't believe enough in the frogs to get my hopes up tho
monesy mvp
What'd he mean by this?
>>2003776non against 3dshit
The fuck he's been so good lately?
They're raping us on nuke already. It's over.
raven hair freya is making my peen feel funny
of course map 3 is gonna end in a wet fart
>>2003801They haven't had a chance to full buy yet lol.
>>2003803doesn't matterfrogs threw round 2it's over
>stares at you>screams NICE after every successful round>is paid 7 digits
Shadow bullshit needs to go.
didn't even know there was a show there on ramp
wait falcons lost pistols again? lmaoo
>>2003809no
>that zonic nice shout lol
MOUZ WILL GET RAPED
>>2003689hot like a thunder in the storm.
i thought pro league play offs were on stage now
>>2003822next year
>>2003654>>2003655>>2003663>>2003693
4 is all they get!
>>2003824They're gonna throw though.
>>2003826Ha ha
baby goat has awp now chill
LETS GO FALCONS CACAAAAAAAAAW FLY HIGH
>>2003830doesn't matter if they avoid him
>ESL Pro League Season 22 - Tournament Ruling>On the day of the travel to the event, Lynn Vision informed us that several of their players were unable to check-in for their flight, as their visas had expired. This news came as a surprise, given that the team had repeatedly confirmed throughout the invitation and booking process that all necessary visas were in place. If unintentional, this oversight remains entirely unacceptable and does not fall under any of our exceptional circumstances (either medical emergency or visa complications).>For this reason, we have no choice but to impose a penalty on Lynn Vision, consisting of a ban from the next Tier 1 event for which they would have received a VRS invitation. The earliest possible event where this would apply for would be IEM Kraków, should they be high enough in the ranking for an invite.
>Antonio "MartinezSa" Martinez has apologised for remarks made in Gentle Mates' match against The MongolZ.What did he say?
karrigan wins those
>>2003835Called 910 Jackie Chan or something.
>>2003837how is that offensive? Isn't jackie chan cool?
>>2003836called senzu a nigger
>>2003833too badI'd preferred the other chink team to get banned
Where da hood at?
Lol?
just stop full buying, frogs
why the fuck does kyousuke stand there
falcons are so fucking bad
OT CMON FROGS
LETS GOOOOO
LMAO
what the fuck is wrong with falcons
lol
Jesus christ Maka how much of a shtiter are you
Fucking hell Falcons
>>2003824>>2003826>>2003829KEK
EXORCISED
>>2003863just makes falcons look worse3dmax aren't even playing their best game. Falcons decision making is just absolute shit
How did mouz and navi lose to falcons lol
>>2003844Last I heard you niggas was havin' sex with the same sex
>>2003867I still refuse to believe that 3DMAX is an actual thing. Yeah their results have been decent but there is NO WAY you can make me believe they are a good team. Not when I hear the names boddy and lucky, it just immediately brings me back to all those shitty french lineups from back in the day.
easy for us
GIVE ME DOUBLE OT
>>2003873never followed the french scene, but yes. They're shitthey can beat good teams on a good day, but they're probably the most inconsistent team in top20they broke into top20 by constant retard rushes. When teams figured out that was all they did, they just anti-stratted and completely pummeled them
FALCONS ARE HERE
inshallah brothers
yep im thinking falcons winning epl
#FalconsAreHere
so easy frenchies, didn't even worry for a second
>#1No they fucking ain't
we're #1 nowapologize
>>2003887>caring
>>2003833ts pmo
my moussies are playing next :)
>>2003878>When teams figured out that was all they did, they just anti-stratted and completely pummeled thempummeled them into top 10, their highest ranking yet?low iq putain, stop posting when you're too stupid to follow your own logic
>durr nuko so bad on nukeonly halfway threw against furia this whole season, these so called professionals being paid to talk just keep clinging onto old narratives not just in this case but for every struggling player that ever made a comeback
>>2003896>pummeled them into top 10lolfalcons are no.1 rntop 10 is meaningless atm, froggy
>>2003901you post this bait and then people wonder why nobody wants to post here or interact with anybodyI see what you're doing here but I don't see why, nobody will reply to you with "omg falcons fan they aren't number 1 oil money" yet you're posting shitAre you that insecure to never have a genuine discussion?
>>2003902your argument:>they're top 10 now!my argument:>doesn't matter if falcons can be top 1retarded frogniggerl also only brought up how they got into top20. They stopped doing retarded ct rushes all the time after people anti-strattedthey still suck tho
>>2003887but it says that they are right there
>>2003862
>>2003903they are top 10 in hltv as well, and they never dropped below top 20 after getting there, your "pummeled" comment makes zero sense when actual fluke teams like 9z or SAW exist that came and wentof course teams evolve when they're countered, and I don't see how falcons are even related here, all teams in top 5 are one win away from top 1 spot
3dmax are good, they could have won today and I was sweating watching the game, their problem isn't an inability to beat the best teams but losing to lower rated ones too often
>>2003908>and I don't see how falcons are even related herebecause obviously top x doesn't mean shit right now>hltvstay there
he/him
something that doesn't matter sure got you typing a lot
What do we think MouzSirs? Surely we don't lose to 2025 N*vi.
>>2003909but they don't do it "too often"outside of fissure 2 where they have completely collapsed, 3dmax have been consistent in their results, and now they've shown more promise by actually qualifying for their first tier-1 playoffs since forever>>2003911>because obviously top x doesn't mean shit right nowokay 3dmax finally qualified for playoffs of a tier-1 tournament, are we pummeled hard enough yet?
In my opinion 3DMAX is a blackbox. No one knows who they are or what they're doing. They come along, win some matches, lose some matches - kind of just floating around. Reminds me of Astralis a couple of years ago.Today might be the first time I actually watched their match and I have to say they have potential. I especially liked their 3v3 retake on Inferno B site. I don't think they can breach the top 5 barrier but with maybe a little more consistency maybe they can push to top 7.
>>2003917this season they've lost to lynn vision, tyloo, nip, gl, vp and inner circle, it's not a crazy amount of losses but opponents they should beat when you look at the other teams they are able to win or have competitive matches against
>>2003919they are much, much better than when maka was IGLing. They were beyond boring and one-dimensional last season.
>>2003923#trvkeI knew something was different, I wasn't aware they had swapped IGLs. I'd love to see more aggressive gameplay from them. That one CT round on Inferno where they had saved 1 AK but managed to kill 2 more Ts for 2 more AKs was amazing.
at least I could hatewatch falconswth am I supposed to do now? most boring teams this tournament meeting each other in the quarters....started to look like it could be a fun blowout, but even that's called off now
>>2003928Mouz are gonna rape Falcons, trust.
>>2003928I guess there could be some whiny alexi drama if they get far enough behind
>>2003929mouz gets eliminated today#MonkeyStyle
>>2003931Despite being a Mouz fan, I fucking love monkey style Makazze.
>>2003928most of mouz are hateable and so is makazze, win win situation
all that is sadly on borrowed time, the average of the team is 26.4, France just doesn't have any young talent leftHerbaut is doing the best he can to inspire youngsters, but there just isn't any, Kursywoo turned out to be a bust, Neityu turned out to be a bust, even GenOne, KRL's team, is just a retirement home with the average age of being 26, things are so bad the GOAT SIXER has to come out and playwhen apEX retires, there will be a funeral for French CS...
>>2003934not really... they're all so fucking boring I can't even hate them
>>2003933>>2003934Duality of /cs2g/chuds.
>>2003926yeah, maka is now just AWPing and graviti took over as the IGLnot only did it work out (it really shouldn't have), they both play much better now
>>2003939less screaming tho
>>2003939>it really shouldn't havewhy you think that? Graviti has been an IGL for GenOne and krL said that he views the game like a tier-1 IGL, and obviously Maka is a great awper who can relax and focus on the crosshair to bring back his earlier form
>mouz needs 9 or 8 t roundsyeah, gg
>>2003935????>when apEX retires, there will be a funeral for French CS...The only reason French CS even exists in the past 5 years is because of the Woo. It has fuckall to do with Apex. But yes the point stands regardless, an entire scene carried by 1 man.Whatever happened to Karmine Corp? Weren't they planning on entering the scene?
monkey style
>>2003943>an entire scene carried by 1 manIt's always like this regardless of the country/region.
JEW BEAR
That's what b1t did to hotu a couple of days back.
surprising b1t is a bad pistol player when he's such a headshot beast
>>2003945CIS would survive without Donk. As would Denmark without Device, Serbia without Niko, Brazil without Fallen etc. I can't think of a single region carried as much by 1 man as France is by Zywoo.
>>2003943nothing but love to Mathieu but he alone won't be what s1mple was to Ukraine or what donk is to Russia, he's reserved outside of the server and "boring" inside the server, meanwhile apEX is the quintessential Frenchman and is proud of it. ZywOo won't inspire players, is what I am saying.>Whatever happened to Karmine Corp? never any solid rumours, KCorp focus on LEC and Rocket League that keep them afloat. entering tier-1 CS is very expensive if you don't gamble on rising tier-2 teams like Gentle Mates did or Inner Circle did, especially in the VRS era, so I wouldn't count on them coming here any time soon
>>2003952>Serbia without Nikolol
>>2003952>CIS would surviveIf by survive you mean popping up in quals and getting top-8s at best then yeah.
>>2003941>why you think that?because teams rarely keep the previous IGL on the roster as a player. People usually see it as a downgrade. Also, at the end of day, team has lost faith in his leadership, that's why you replaced him.But so far it looks that 3DMAX managed to do it, so props to them.
>>2003952>Serbia without Nikothey have a scene? I can name more talent than players from serbia
>>2003958respect GOAT nEMANHA
ex-yugo cs scene is niko+hunter and the rest is online radar matchfixing teams
>>2003961respect 50 year old talent oskar pls?
>>2003961bro, your kyxan? your nexa? your loba (lol)?
>>2003962>oskarczech
>>2003954not this fucking aura bullshit again>>2003956Gambit? Navi? Outsiders?>>2003958You're right I was primarily thinking about Hunter.
b1t is BACK??
jew bear got greedy
>>2003966>not this fucking aura bullshit againit makes sense in this contextlook at sh1ro achieving more than m0NESY, ask 100 russian faceit kids who's the best russian awper of all time, 90 say m0nesy and 10 say s1mple for lulz
>>2003966>Gambit? Navi? Outsiders?Navi aren't really comprised of the CIS players anymore. That's gone. >GambitGone>OutsidersGone
Not today Spinx
>-iM
>>2003971Apples to oranges. Sh0r0 is a boring ass player. Zywoo is not. Ask the frogs who the best French player OAT is and everyone will say Zywoo.>>2003973Ah I thought you were talking about previous results. Actually yeah CIS has been lagging recently. VP is the highest rated CIS team after Spirit and they're completely cooked.
>don't know you're donut>could've just played timeno wonder vitality did better after kicking him
iM the male romanian goat
mouz buncha kids getting carried by spinx monkey brain
MOUZ are horrible, no idea how they managed to fluke a 3-0 runAleksi Al GaiB, finish these fools
>>2003982>MOUZ are horrible, no idea how they managed to fluke a 3-0 runthey didn't. they lost to falcons.
>>20039833-1 fluke run then, no difference, their peak should've been a fast groups exit
>>2003978>Zywoo is not
>>2003979it's genuinely a lost art at this point, nobody does it anymore only insta peaks even if standing still for 0.5 secs more would secure it
>>2003978>VP is the highest rated CIS team after SpiritIt's actually not even VP, it's Jame+4
>blade's receiving a call rn
>>2003980>male romanian goatare you that ana_goat from hltv? fuck u
hahaha jimi based retard
with jews, you win
>>2003988>frogfagYeah this discussion is over
>>20039933 times #1 playerhow times has iM got that?
>>2003997look at this fat cellulite fuckiM is gigachad, he mogs all both in game and outside
these teams suck so badfalcons will clear them again so ez
this guy is surely better than s1mple
>>2004000fr fr
they should unironically drop torzsi after budapest, even if he lifegames in his home country
jews are really owning
say something nice about him challenge: impossible
w0ndergul is such a tier 2 player in decision making it's unreal
>>2004008*sips tea performatively*
>>2004008If i was gay, i would probably hit him.
>>2004008He's cute.
>>2004008blades boy toy
>>2004012>tea*beer
>>2004016jej this image stays in my head rent free
>>2004016that's the most homosexual picture I've ever seen and I watch gay porn every weekend
>>2004016>Siiiiip
>>2004016no one sips beer from a straw right?
MONKEYED
MONKEY STYLE
Navi actually look good today, if not for w0ndershit being completely useless and some crazy Mouz individual rounds this would have been a breeze
with goyim, you lose
monkey styling on those mfs
Hoping for 3 maps
>>2004026>Navi actually look good todayOT on their map pick
gokushima unbanned early btw
These IDF soldiers can shoot today
>>2004031yeah it's hard winning 4v5 against tier 1 teams
>>2004030>Train>unstoppable force vs unstoppable force
>>2004032>helping in their investigationsFUCKING NARC
>>2004034>4v54v2 you mean
>>2004032HAHAHAHAHAHAHAmore like helping fill Esic members' pocketswhat a joke pro cs turned into
>>2004032>snitchThis rat fuck would've been dealt with if he was Sicilian.
Goyim too heavy for Spinx and xertioN to carry
check jimpphat's paypal account, NOW.
on mouz only jews performedon navi everyone but wonderful performed
>>2004032>gokushimaLiterary like one of 5 players to ever have +6k elo in go, donk before donk
is brollan even an igl? I feel like all their comms are 50% torzsi 50% xertion
big +gr1ks
>>2004047>jews using a white proxy to call the shotswell color me surprised
>>2004049ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>2004049>Aurora - Asstrum - HEROIC - GUN5 - BIGhomeless boi
>>2004047he calls t-sides (which is why they're so bad)
russians are saying he earned $400k from matchfixing
>>2004060I often wonder how much you could make from t1 major match fixing.
>already unbanned on faceitback to the grind, goat
>it's infernoyeah navi 2-0
>>2004060dont niggas get killed for way less than this in the 3rd world? and he snitchin?
>gokushima's cooperation materially assisted ESIC in issuing sanctions against:>Egor "zLy" Polyakov – Lifetime ban>Aleksandr "Ruler" Maximov – 5-year ban>Dmitriy "propleh" Senigov – 5-year ban>Petr "timeagento" Markheev – 5-year banHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY WHOIn real life if you make bosses of a crime org fall you can cut a deal with the government, but in CS you just rat out on some tier 5 players no one ever heard of until today and you get full unbanned hahahahaha
>>2004069he was getting unbanned in 6 months
I don't care, doesn't impact me as I am not a bettor, seems unfair though if not everyone is given the same opportunity to snitch for unbans
>>2004060Daily reminder that he just got fucked over by a bunch of 322 ruskies, he's basically a CIS Skadoodle
>>2004061majors are watched more closely and by far more people than tier 2 online slop
mouz sisters...
Jesus christ fuck wonderful what the fuck is he doing in tier 1 team.He had ONE good tourney and thats it.Considering how makazze plays NaVi should gamble another NaVi junior player on wonderful position, wont be worse thats for sure.
>>2004081???????????????
>>2004081they should just get headtr1ck or r1nkle since they clearly want to keep the "we're a ukranian org" grift going
>>2004085>headtr0ck
>>2004083The guy farms t2-3 teams and does nothing against other t1 teams. Dont give me this bullshit stats
>>2004061why would there be more money in that? it's all about the odds and you could throw an insignificant match with crazy ones just the same
damn, Cypher btfoI didn't think it would be this soon
>>2004085I mean they would still be that, even if they had no ukrainian players on the team. I honestly don't get why they have to have at least two ukrainian players on the roster, would've made more sense if they were pushing for at least 3/5 but when 60% of your roster is international then you might as well just go and leave only b1t.
>>2004092our guy ;-;
>>2004092i 'memba when he was doing peak yeki entry work for that britbong team in pariswhat happened to that nigga?
>>2004089>why would there be more money in that?I reckon there are way more people betting on major/t1 matches rather than some t2 ones. So even if you fix ~2-3 odds you'd still get A LOT.
>>2004094nobody is pushing for anythingb1t is still decent/greatand thres just no free sniper better than wonderful on market atm.
>11th best player in the world IS BADyou're gonna seethe so hard when he sneaks a #20 or #19 this year
>>2004094i doubt they see it that way and blade is ukranian so it's technically half the "team"
>>2004100>and thres just no free sniper better than wonderful on market atmReally?
>>2004107
>>2004100>and thres just no free sniper better than wonderful on market atm.bait used to be believableFuria gambled on molodoy and won, you're telling me an org as big as Navi doesn't have eyes on a dozen potential tier 1 players like this, for a position that is obviously a problem and needs a replacement?
>>2004110moldoy was the highest rated awper outside of t1 lol
i think inferno is the worst map in regulation but one of the best or even THE best in ot. thoughts?
>>2004115nah its just bad
>>2004113wow lol
I'll take inferno over mirage anyday.
>>2004115it's top 2 in regulation+OT, obviously it loses to nuke
>>2004122brain dead take and i say that as a mirage hater
makazze sure returned navi to form
>>2004119the point is that there isn't a bunch of amazing t2 awpers that are putting out over 1.15 ratingthere's like a couple
>>2004069ts just like the sopranosayy ton'
>>2004127MIBR bought kl1m who plays fucking esea advanced with G2 academy and even tho he played only shit teams so far he looks like a very good purchase.the region with the biggest awper issue in CS decided to gamble on foreigners and Navi who are one of the biggest orgs in history are afraid to change w0nderful, come on m8.you can see his confidence is shattered as well, and Ukrainian Navi fans also want him out. it really wouldn't be a tragedy to try someone new even if it doesn't work out.
>>2004127ntago ahead and cherrypick with "past 3 months" but r1nkle has a higher ceiling than blunderfool and he's a ukranian so it's a double whammy
>>2004134but there really are like 3 awpers t2 with above 1.15 ratingjames1mpleand some 18 year old russian
>>2004136>muh ratingjesus christ it's like talking to bots at this pointim out
>>2004134navi clearly don't want russian players, unfortunately
>>2004140yes pick up someone else and you'll get ultimate at best
>>2004143you can also get hades or kursy lol
>>2004143yeah, over 1.15 rating everyone is molodoy and s1mple, but on 1.14 it's all ultimates, very deep analysis my friend you must be an esports analyst by profession
realistically how much worse is s0mple than blunderf00l?
now or never naviit's time to end this shitty match
>>2004147lol even kursy gets like 1.11 in t2 do you think navi should replace wonderful with kursy?
>>2004148he's a better player but a worse team mate, which is something that blade clearly thinks about
>>2004149aaaaaaand we're going map 3fuck
>>2004150nta but there's a helpful little tool on hltv that allows you to filter by rank hope that helps :)
hiM
navi should get gokushimahe clears wonderful so fucking hard
>>2004153w0nderfool is the worst communicator on Navi, he's willing to do the util work and stuff but he's quiet as fuck while carrying the most important gun and afraid to call around himself even when circumstances would allow ithe's just not a tier 1 player on his own, he can contribute in a system but it's unsustainable in the long period of the team with players changing around him, he needs to go
iM used to have really questionable decision making and used to be one of those "only player alive, try not to smile" players but improved massivelywhy does it feel like blunderfool has learned absolutely nothing in 2 years in tier 1?
>>2004110not the other guy (I think they should've just fielded s1mple again months ago) but heroic gambled on gr1ks, vp gambled on icy, nip gambled on headtr1ck, furia gambled on junior, lots of times it doesn't work out. this happened when m0nesy worked out for g2, tons of teams gambled and lost
>>2004170>w0nderfool is the worst communicator on Navi, he's willing to do the util work and stuff but he's quiet as fuck while carrying the most important gun and afraid to call around himself even when circumstances would allow ithow do you know?
>>2004170>he needs to goyou'll get no argument from me but s1mple isn't the solution
>>2004175he literally is
>>2004178>t. totally not a s1mple fanboy
>>2004170>he's quiet as fuck while carrying the most important gun and afraid to call around himself even when circumstances would allow ithe's just like me
>>2004180yes the goat is definitely worse than wonderful...
>>2004174B1ad3 said it in an interview last yearI listen to comms and he's always the quietestI see how he plays, he never asks to be flashed in and do something individually, just passive as fuck all the time, hold line, take shot and fall back, he became predictable and nobody is afraid of him, even magixx made fun of him on the deskand he makes incredibly stupid decisions, like on ancient regulation near the end, 2v3 and mouz about to exec on B, all 3 ramp, they molly ninja and w0nderful is on default untouched, he moves from default towards long standing completely in no mans land where you are at most 1 for 1 trade... and misses the shot, leaving the last guy in unwinnable 1v3. literally doing anything else in that situation was better than running to long.
for a moment i was scared thinking that n0vi could eliminate mouz, thankfully they proved me wrong. now we, falconchads, will gladly eliminate them
>>2004182as a player, obviously not. not even on his worst dayas a team mate, you'd be replacing a quiet, compliant awper who does what you want him to, with one of the biggest egos in cs (under a very controlling igl)why do you think it didn't work out the first time? lol
even the casters can't pretend to have enjoyed that shit fiesta
>>2004186and once upon a time rain and olof were some of the leading voices to cut karriganif navi have no desire to win anything, that's fine, but you can't win with w0nderful unless everyone else is popping off and the competition is weak
>>2004175i didn't say he would be the solution, and i don't think it can even happen anymore now that he left so i'm not even considering him as a realistic option. but i do think if they get a new awper, especially if he's a rookie, b1ad3 should give him some more freedom.
>>2004192>if navi have no desire to win anything, that's fine, but you can't win with w0nderful unless everyone else is popping off and the competition is weakagain, i didn't argue against thatyou can make all the excuses you want for s1mple or claim that he's changed but unless playing in tier 3 finally humbles him, he's still the same old s1mple (as per the players in faze)the reality is that playing in tier 3 will likely have the reverse effect because he feels like he's above it (which he is)
Crazy adr on wondy
>>2004194>but i do think if they get a new awper, especially if he's a rookie, b1ad3 should give him some more freedom.i agree but he would also have to change aleksi's style of calling for that to work
big
torzshit needs to go too, holy shitjust buy out hallzerk. probably cheap
>>2004214>Passion UAkek based vrs abusers
>>2004205honestly, what was the downside to giving it a shot when s1mple was on their bench around the -jl 2025 doldrumsw0nderful seems like such a pussy that you could broky him and he wouldn't care
>>2004216They'll keep him until Budapest
>>2004218blade didn't want him. probably because it's already been established that he and aleksi don't meshs1mple will only have a chance to stay anywhere long term if he actually changes as a person, which is easier said than done
>>2004223if ever he was to deliver in an arena, i guess in front of his countrymen would be the best time to do itpersonally, i think he'll get a reverse-crowd buff and crumble under the pressure worse than ever before
please end this soon, mouzI need my faze spirit game
nt
Looks like quick 13-1
torzshit...
>>2004225based on what I've been seeing, I'd rather swap aleksi too
>>2004240even then, s1mple is still a diva
imagine losing to mouzefalcons could never
this isn't b1ad3's fault these niggas just suck fucking ass
why not just replace wonderful with s1mple? dude is literally farming
>>2004214no navi = no watch
Navi pls replace wonderful with someone even worse. I need to see navi downfall
>>2004259scroll and read
OH NO NO NO HAHAHA
B1ad3 is going to fucking strangle w0nderful backstage
>>2004267?
Na'Vi out of top 10?
iM kinda clean wit da deag doe
monke...
b0t....
>>2003844rip 3dmx
>>2004285KEK
NOOBI
>>2000906apologybro, the time has come
.
>jews vs arabs tomorrowat least that's a storythis match was absolute shite
>>2004293Well, he wasn't wrong
>>2004293>it'll be a different gameyeah, csgo
Navi fixb1t to FalconsWonderb0t to the trashcan, where he belongs.+rain+literally anyone is better than womderbot
just get s1mple back bro PLEASE there must be a buy-back clause in the contract>>2004285keeeeeeeeek
>>2004303they don't want him
>>2004310Yea because Mr. My Little Pony bedroom wants to keep trying to squeeze blood from stones and get more mileage out of bots like wondershit and monkey style
>>2004310what do they want?
>>2004301My gigachad would never go to NAVI.
>>2004312>4/9 times by spiritWhat are the odds
stop fucking saying it was his bedroom, b1ad3 isn't a sissy
>>2004311or because they already tried him out and his individual level wasn't the issue that made them never want to take him off the bench
this will be a funny match no matter the outcomef0ze eliminating sp0r0t? funnysp0r0t eliminating f0ze? funny
i hope rain throwsf0ze don't deserve to win
>went with all the safe map pickskinda surprising from faze
God please... Make this happen, make my FaZe niggas win...
>>2004319if 3 of them are in the semifinals, extremely high. you can't play dogshit teams all the way to a trophy, and if you consider that they didn't draw vitality once in the spring/summer, it was pretty lucky actually
>>2004331god, make this guy suffer
>>2004328rain finna drop MVP performance lilbro
>tech pauseIt begins. Spirit already desperate.
>>2004337+1
>spirit playing>tech pause INSTANTLY
>>2004340how dare spirit kick the cords under rain's computer and fry his headphones
>>2004340>>2004342based retards
>KGB sabotaged rain's headphonesspiritsissies getting desperate
>>2004346Spirit tipped the admin off to slightly adjust the cables
broky is so fucking retarded lmao
>broky
i think it's time for a classic donk rage toggle
>br0ky
THERE IT IS
> donk can't load cheats> tech pause after tech pause
>tech pause for donk>admin my cheat not work men
tn1r goes full tweaker mode when he shootslil nigga's brain is wired differently
>>2004370Welcome back Kjaerbye.
man donk sucks
why ain't donk clicking heads
>>2004372he did the coke jaw thing too?
Kryshkovets, Danil Kryshkovets
I love this tn1ggaonce they get it clicking they're gonna be unstoppable
this chopper nigga is playing doom with that horrible viewmodel
he's trying to take every duel to make up for playing like a retard and keeps just dying
my moussies won :)
>>2004381Seems like the usual strategy except the keep dying part.
donk got a kill?
>>2004381'memba that ancient against mouz where he tried and failed in mid a dozen rounds in a row?i 'memba
ON THE BOARD
when was the last time donk even put up an impressive performance
god I love faze bullshit being back
Remember when frozen couldn't clutch for shit?
he is the only one holding his laugh. something funny boutta happen soon. trust the toggle
seriously, look at tn1r's player cam when he's shootinghe looks like this guy https://youtu.be/shwCmkluxQU?t=73
>>2004388he raped g2 like 2 days ago
Spirit really ain't shit without donk
>>2004402we got tn1r now too
botigan
>k0rrigunt
blud ong thought he was cooking by tucking into that corner in trophy instead of pushing around from squeaky
There's the donk rage toggle
>>2004409>1 kill
>>2004101>that top 20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hH7bT384hM
>>2004409ok, NOW he toggled
>>2004411be nice, fazefags are about to have a really bad hour or so
>>2004416Why would it be a bad hour? It's undeniable FaZe are the underdogs. The only bad thing is knowing that after this there's no more rain.
sh1to...
>sh0ro
>>2004420to really enjoy it when they win, you have to hold onto hope and hate it when they lose. it's just the way it ishow can you be a fan if you go in with gambling odds and acceptable losses on your mind
I've already seen this episode faze
i'm just waiting for vitality - furia t b h
>>2004429didn't ask
they pulled it out but wtf is twistzz doing
zw0ih...
unc > donk
goatzen
lmao spirit had like 5 seconds to kill frozen
>>2004425Yea I hope they win, but I'm not retarded. It's not like I've seen this lineup against one of the top 3 team, this is the real test.
my vegan is so fucking back
spristers??
donk so good at spraying smokes on Nuke
>that donk x-factor
You think botky realizes he has died in the exact same spot 3 rounds in a row
if he stuck with the deag he aces
>donk toggledit's over fazebros...
there it is, the full toggle and all for naught
FROZEN DOESN'T LOSE CLUTCHES ANYMORE HOLY FHIST
it's okay, nuke is just like falcons infernothey just can't play the map
no 1v3 ace clutch, but a 3k against spirit on rifles isn't too bad either
is we gettin a map 3 mr donk
>>2004449his short term memory is stored where his gamer dent is on his head
The FaZe power of friendship will power them to a finals appearance against Falcons, where NiKo will flub a pivotal kill on map 5 of Nuke
frozen lifegame
yup another 3 map match. pm me when fvria plays. im out of here.
remember when they got translators in and did this recap shit with subs that one timethat was cool
>>2004463>lifegamehe's been the only solid faze player for the last yearhe's probably the only reason they're even going to the major
>losing to Fazeholy KWABamolythank you based frozen
>>2004463>1.99
>>2004466he's only had a couple of games this good vs actual teams in his entire career
>>2004466I wouldn't say the ONLY solid faze player
>donk straight up xraying broky 3 times in row through smokehuh?
>>2004465it wasbut it's probably expensiveand I don't think off-the-shelf translation AI is ready for cs comms
Holy...
>>2004472shut up zywho fan
>>2004473>it's probably expensivesheand they could find the money
>>2004463not usually a statsfag, but if it means karrigan is better than all of spirit except donk I might change my mind
>>2004476i'm broky fan
>>2004479she's actually already thereguess they didn't think it was important
frozen goated but donk goateder
MY VEGAN GOAT
spirit forgot time? WHAT?
fuckin retards
I FUCKING LOVE YO UTWISTZZ
webm anon, donk's reaction pls
VIBE CHECKPASSED
>kicks magix and zont1x>loses to Faze lastestest danceis d0nk kwaboty 2025?
lolthose are angry slaps
zont1x will be back so fucking quick instead of zweih lmao
uncs rolling back the yearsI've seen enough, Faze wins the whole thing
faze is really gaming todayit's a shame karrigan's wife's boyfriend returns after this event
donk is dat nigga
>>2004516it was always going to happen, there's a reason they didn't make a video dedicated to him
1 guy made FaZe into a team again. Holy shit the coordination is looking good now.
holy fucking meat grinder
this zweih nigga is so ass lol
tn1r will plug his mouse in soonhold the faith
If FaZe had Twistzz in Shanghai, they'd have won the Major
donk is absolutely FUMING
zont1x laughing rn
Danil "one and done" Krishkovec
>>2004535>hold the faithivan...
Honestly Spirit choking was expected considering this might be the first tournament since 2024 Spirit attended except last year's Cologne where donk isn't top1 or 2 in stats.
The hippo lost the round single-handedly
KOLLAPSEXTRA
I haven't been this hard in two years
nice toggling faze
spristers.... not like this...... not to f0ze
I can't believe it's happening, when looking at the brackets this seemed like the least likely upset
I was 90% believing but now I'm 110%. Oh my heart...
sh1ro dying last 3 rounds in a row while doing nothing, that's my top 5 of all time awper
Ok just get magixx and zontix back please
holy raped
>rain wins his last tournament in Faze he shouldn't even had participated inki-kino
>bottles the most free top 1 hltv in your path
>looks cozy
>>2004561
at least my crackhead tn1r is still smiling
I legit never want to see that no-name polish junkyard fraud ever get brought back to this team please just fucking kick him into t4 already
zweih just got root canal treatment few days ago, it's not his fault
>>2004559if they get to the final and still bench him they deserve their incoming downfall, jcobb just doesn't fit in and vibes trumps all
bro it might be over
>ruziggers still in "donk top 1" cope modeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Faze can only win in the most fucked scenario possible can't they?
>>2004573the most kino scenario possible*
Spirit is missing so much aura after -zontix