slide editionthank you, based Dandy's World schizo botnet
Reminder skins are an integral part of Counter Strike
the absolute state of jannies and mods
>>2026761Also,
>>2026764Reminder that skinfags got btfo by some schizo with a bunch of chatgpt subscriptions
BLAST ROTTERDAM TICKETS LIVE AND FOR SALE NOWIs anyone here attending?https://www.ahoy.nl/agenda/sport/blast-premier-open-rotterdam-2026?d=2026-03-28_14
>>2026783isnt that the raped city
>>2026783if I ever travel to watch cs live it has to be either major or iem
https://www.hltv.org/news/42987/short-news-week-43#f13worse georgia gets a lan tournament>>2026779tldr?
I've been looking at knife prices and many of them are cratering, but the really expensive and rare shit is maintaining value. It seems that the high-end stuff, like specific patterns, are going to stay expensive going forwards, but the low-end finishes are going into the bin.Overall, it's only bad if you were investing into Karambit | Boreal Forest and similar, but that was a really stupid thing to do desu.I reckon that you could soon get a very nice looking knife for a price of one AAA game.
>>2026904?Top tier finishes are 50% down
>>2026904retard much?
Will I able to get a butterfly knife for 50 dollars because of the "market crash" or I should give up my hope and dreams?
>>2026924I think $50 is way too low but in a few weeks I'm betting low tier BFK's are at like $150-200
>>2026924>Will I able to get a butterfly knife for 50 dollarsyes>when?In like 6-7 days>but why?JVST TRVST ME
>>2026811>tldr?
nigga wtf??????
>>2027017house of cards is all falling apart soon the real chads of the game will be those owning reds from specific cases. Tales of legend will be told about the Legion of Anubis, the See Ya Later and the Starlight Protector...
NiP fucks
>>2026928ScreaM is begging to be profiled as a terrorist with that beard
>>2027050Just bring out gtr atp bro...
kekkerino
>>2026904lol it's over bro, nobody will invest serious money in skins after this update
You now remember the guy who didn't sell his Karambit blue gem for 1.5 million dollars
shits gonna go nuclear wednesday isn't it
been playing mm today and just asking random niggas with big inventories "how much did you lose" and they get mad as fuck kek
>>2027383lol
>>2027339Black Halloween I am happy becasue I like some "low tier" knives like Bowie or shadowdaggers so I am gonna grab some shit when it starts to flood and some cheap gloves too
>>2027383nobody who plays the game gives a fuck about skinsnice try tho
>>2027417and like this thread cares about the game you guys just blogpost around sweaty nerds all day
>>2027419WHY DO /V/TARDS STILL RAID THE THREADSTOP BEING ANTI ESPORTSESPORTS IS CSGO BACK TO TF2 TRANNY MUH SERVERS MUH MATCHMAKING SUCKS MUH MUH HATE ESPORTSFUCK OFF YOU DRAMA LARPING FAGGOTS STOP TALKING ABOUT SKINS
>>2027419there'sNOTHINGdo discuss about this shit ass gamethe thread already told you this yesterdaywe get TWO GAMEPLAY UPDATES PER YEARread the thread name and either stop bitching or fuck off
>>2027421>>2027424uh oh esport fag melty
>>2027424maybe if yall didnt cripple dedicated servers you would still have an awesome community with plenty of custom maps to play on but noooo 5v5 esports it is with gambling!!!
>>2027412based
>the esports fags are backabandon thread
>>2027417lol i regularly got bullied by silver stacks with +10k inventories who are complete shit at the game but wasted their salaries on gem finishes because i have cheap ass inventory
https://www.hltv.org/news/43016/kaze-named-rare-atom-player-coachvalve's dream coming true
>>2027412Man this sounds so crazy I might also do it. I have like $250 on my CSfloat account which I wanted to spend towards a knife but instead I can just buy like 6?
I wonder if third party sites will keep the ability to cash out over the coming weeksIf everybody starts cashing out then some of them should definitely be in trouble
>>2027470I pulled my money and according to the payment provider "Stripe" the money should come through but I only believe it when I see it
when you read senzu news late and visit /cs2g/
Ayo, we buyin’ da dip or we chillin’ till dem butterflies touch $100?
>>2027444>american getting bullied for not having the latest iphonecry me a river fatty
>>2027491at least you missed the previous thread/v/ and /biz/ probably had 10 threads active about it at the time but people still came here to bitch and moan
I'm confused about the skin changes since I don't play CS2.Are old crates still extremely rare and practically not in the game as drops?Are skins being permanently removed from the market due to trading 5-for-1 rarer skins?Outside of knife skins and some of the rarer/popular gun skins, it sounds like everyone is panic selling and crashing the market but it will recover and crates and less popular weapon skins will increase in price, no?
test
>>2027575nigga some knives are down 80% in price after a day, what fucking recovery, it's armageddonno one sane will put good money into skins ever again after Valve broke the basic rule of skin economy just like thatthey can just as easily put dragon lores and karambits in a new case / terminal whatever the fuck it's called
>>2027597Well yeah, knives and gloves are fucked, although they may eventually see some minor recovery for the older ones.
You have to be a fucking moron to keep holding skins at this point, considering how quickly valve is trending towards controlling this market
>>2027575We don’t know, the covid-era bubble popped and we went back to pre-pandemic levels right nowAny further decrease is scary and the buyers are not outbuying the offloaded supplies that were stocked up by hoarders so it’s guaranteed to still dipAnother thing that would cause panic selling would be third party sites being unable to cash out to real money anymore
>>2027612People are waiting for next week I can’t wait man finally I can get a good knife
I sold all cases and got a vanilla knife for 200 a few months ago bc i thought it will be easy to sell at a stable price, now it won't even be 50 bucks lol
>>2027622>>2027613Go back to /v/ all knives won’t be going for $50 dumbass doomers
>>2027625Your right they’ll be going for $20 LMAO
They really should have limited the system to current and future crates only. So many needless deaths caused by this and many more to come. I wonder if any country will launch some sort of investigations over this and attempt to regulate Valve now due to it.
>>2027613I’m waiting to see how the NA playerbase gets affected by this before committing any funds. The playerbase sentiment has been pretty bad with slow ass content cycles and now the skin crash is piled on top of that
>>2026928>In like 6-7 daysdon't let me catch you lacking faggot
Ya know, qk-Mantis predicted all thisThe end of NA, skincel suicides...
>>2026761Rather buy sp500 than cs skins
Why are agent skins so expensive now? Fucking Trapper is around $40, Getaway Sally is over $100, the Phoenix recolors are $10 and up. These skins weren't even around $8 during the CS:GO era. Why the fuck are they constantly climbing in price.
>>2027628Cheapest covert on steam goes for 26€>>2027597Buy signal
>>2027632>needlessLess tards is always a good thing
>>2027665why does every NA esport scene just die? NA fanbase recently has grown to all hate streamers and esports too and its negatively affecting everything
Why did I see someone using Ava on CT and an old ass lady in his profile picture in my comp match
>>2027695We aren't willing to take gaming seriously as a career We take streaming even less seriouslyImagine playing a game all day and thinking you're owed a living when people are digging ditches before sunrise for chump change
>>2027736what happens in yurope then
>>2027683because nobody gave a fuck about that trash so valve stopped adding thembut because valve stopped adding them someone started giving a fuck for speculative reasons
>>2027695Americans are scared of competition.
>>2027695Estrogen in tap water
the boys are BACK
>solves the case farming bots once and for allBased
>>2027800>ESL does a The Office skit>getright is randomly on the background in one scene
WE do not care about these unx.
>>2027820Shouldn't you have killed yourself skintranny?
>>2027821????? schizo unc tripping
>>2027822See>>2027821
>>2027825see>>2027822
>>2027800lolI'm ok with itstill funny
>>2027821holy unccope
>>2027695Because every company tries to use esports as a promotional gimmick rather than a standalone industry. They invest millions of dollars expecting ten times the return based on fake chinese numbers, the scene implodes and everybody leaves killing the esport forever.
>faceit forcing w11 by oct 2026fuck
>>2027857good thing im on linux and dont play anymore
>>2027859>/g/ made fun of me, maybe magog will think I'm coolfuck off you disgusting mongrel
>>2027879who are you quoting
Aaaaaand I can't launch counter strik anymore, shit tells me to update my client even after I've done that
>>2027884>implyingfuck off newfag
>>2027695NA "people" don't have soul, they are greedy lazy bums, thus why their scene is doom to die if not carried by a few individuals. its no surprise their most successful players are mixed with hard working and smart ethnicities, in other words, not fully NA.CStwistzz - half asian and dutch (hard working + smart)elige - half polish (hard working)FORTNITEpeterbot - half hungarian (smart)DOTAaui2k - half asian (hard working + smart)VALORANTidk but sure its mixedLEAGUEdoublelift - half asian (hard working + smart)
>>2027887why type the quote arrow
>>2027886#metootrying to just beat it into submission atm>>2027889stop humiliating yourself>I was being ironic!yeah, sure buddy. fuck off
>>2027888shroud - 100% goat
>>2027891but i made this thread 5 years ago now
>>2027891They fixed it (somewhat)
>>2027896>I was just being ironic!so fucking predictable
>>2027906looks like there's a windows update as well atm. I think (hope) that's what's keeping it hanging
>>2027911bruh
>>2027908all i did was type linux and you went and started posting nonsense
>>2027912guess we're fucked for tonight thenwanna talk about which pro has the biggest schlong?
>>2027917Herculeswoo clears/closed
>>2027917I know for a FACT that Pasha got a microclit
>>2027917hunter cock story
>>2027919no idea who that isbut I was thinking jamehe's got that rasputin look, and that guy was known for having a giant sausage
>>2027921this
>>2027452literally what is the point of thisyou can just get your analyst on stage and have an extra voice available if needed, why intentionally nerf the team
>>2027922>pretending to not know who is Godwoo the Hercules, Woo the Godwoo, Humblewoo the Winner
>>2027929
>>2027921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5STc9Vg0gfU
Here's your based +100k cs2 collector https://youtu.be/MA0qNOZ6Www?si=-LXa5Sm2j23XNhPz
>>2027931apEX and bald fraud started falsely believing that Hadeswoo, Ropzmetheus, MeziIcarus and FlameZeus can carry their bumass fraud "calling" so Lord Gabe had to make a divine intervention and force those shitters to take the game seriously again
>>2027929how should I know whatever gay nickname you've given zywoo?anyway, no. Fat people generally have small penises
>>2027912I was rightneed to do a systems reboot for it to workgg breh
This event has a $1,000 registration fee for an online qualifier lmao
>>2027949>GeorgiaProbably ran by defecting ruskies, they need whatever money they can get
Say all the prices keep absolutely plummeting to the point the most expensive stuff (Kara Fade, BFK Doppler P2, etc) is say $300, are you going to use the opportunity to get some really high end knife? I'm going to wait for Karambit Vanilla prices to drop even more and get it.
>>2027953yes i'd buy a karambit fade for 300, i bought my super high float karambit black laminate for like 1k kek
>>2027953Maybe if I can nab (ft or decent ww) Vice gloves and a Bowie Fade for like $300 total or something. I know I can make it in the $600 range, but that's still a bit too much for my liking.
>>2027956>>2027958Man I never anticipated this situation in the first place. Like I don't even know all the gloves and knives that are >$500 because they are so out of reach I don't consider them for my loadout.Now I suddenly have to think about whether Pandoras or Snow Leopards will be a better fit for my stuff.
>>2026075You serious? the aim doesn't even go for the head + he took a while to kill the first guy
>>2027949>64 teams, 48 eliminated online, only 16 on lan>$1k fee>$20k prize poolwhere are they even pretending the money goes
I’m not looking for expensive knives, but I’m definitely gonna scope an M9 and actual not ass gloves
furia fe isn't going to the impact final bros
>>2027949bo1 qualifiers toolike i can understand some small fee but this is such a scam
>>2028016>isn't?hltv says there's 2 slots and 3 teams tied for first, with furia and atrix edging out mibr on round difference
>>2028016the average non-fat american counts as a tranny now??if impact hadn't just been gutted we should've seriously thought about competing
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>>2028016they can still make it
>>2028028atrix had higher map differential
>-3.1bnI kuh-neel.
knives breached below the $40 dollar point now and we haven't reached the 7 day trade hold unlock yet
>>2028096but why is furia fe missing out on the 2nd slot instead of mibr
Pictured: Skinfags watching their entire "portfolios" (inventories) getting rapedlmao
>the first two are ChineseHoly fuck they're big compared to some others.
>>2028165buff is massive, I think big traders were borrowing chinese ids to make accounts or something because it was such an important market
>>2028165The Chinese have a lot of restrictions on buying stocks so younger people looking to invest are locked out and stuck with options like CS skins or crypto.
>>2028216its that or property speculation where they throw up fake cities and sell property. that's the skin market, a ghost city bubble blown up by chinks who will buy a cardboard box in a city nobody will ever live in for 400k
>>2028216and there's probably some Chinese mafia laundering money with skinsGaben's gonna end up with a karambit up his ass
>same duration>less money>have to fly 12 hours to china>harder opposition>worse scheduling, good teams are stuck there for 2+ weeks because of blastnow that they've driven the skintroons into suicide valve need to take on the tournament organizers
>>2028245Gabe is in the ocean with his naval fleet hes fine, noone actually wants to go to china anyway
*is the most aesthetic map in your path*
>>2028266ESL earned that monopoly though.
Counter-Strike's player economy is in a multi-billion dollar freefallCounter-Strike has long been known for two things: tight tactical FPS gameplay and a thriving player marketplace effectively valued at literal billions of dollars. Now, thanks to a recent update from Valve, the latter is in a downward spiral, having lost 25% of its value — or $1.75 billion — overnight.First, some context. Counter-Strike is a free-to-play multiplayer shooter. As with most other F2P games, it generates revenue from selling cosmetics. They arrive in lootbox-like Cases, which are opened by Keys purchased with real-world currency. They can also be obtained through trading with other players and purchasing from Steam Community Market. Beyond Steam, unofficial third-party marketplaces for CS cosmetics have also popped up as channels for buying and selling items.Because items are obtained at random through opening Cases, rarer items fetch the highest value on the open marketplaces. Items of lower-rarity tiers can also be traded in at volume for an item of a higher tier via trade up contracts. Previously, Knives and Gloves could not be obtained through trade up contracts, exponentially increasing their value as highly sought-after items. Prior to the most recent update, some Knives, like a Doppler Ruby Butterfly Knife, could fetch around $20,000 on third-party storefronts like CSFloat.
>>2028389Following Valve's Oct. 22 update to Counter-Strike, the second-highest-tier, Covert (Red), can now be traded up and turned into Knives and Gloves. Essentially, this means that a previously extremely rare and highly sought-after cosmetic is going to be much more obtainable for those who increasingly want it, reducing the value of Knives and Gloves on the open marketplace.And this is where the market descends into a freefall. Now, that Butterfly Knife mentioned above? It's going for around $12,000, as people are essentially dumping their stock, with 15 sold over the past 16 hours at the time of this writing.Bloomberg reported the market for Counter-Strike cosmetic items dropped 25% overnight from Wednesday evening into Thursday morning. It's lost about $1.84 billion in value, according to Pricempire, which tracks and analyses the market for CS items. "This completely changes the supply of Counter-Strike’s most sought-after and expensive tier of items," Pricempire marketing manager Ethan MacDonald told Bloomberg.As sellers attempt to recoup their investments, similar fire sales like the one happening at CSFloat are occurring at other sites. One such site, Skin Port, even put us in a waiting room to access it; traffic was overwhelming its servers.Just like how NFT or cryptocurrency values can drastically shift, Counter-Strike item traders are seeing their stock rapidly change in value, and not for the best. While some items of lower-rarity tiers have gone up in value, and Reds might see a bump now that they can be traded up into Knives and Gloves, that can't make up for the sudden drop at the top of the cosmetics market.We'll have to wait and see if the market levels out or if it continues to crash. Plenty of players and CS traders must be eagerly awaiting more news: As of this writing, Pricempire's servers had crashed.https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45689241
imagine being pain or pua going to blast rivalsnot only do the stronger teams not have to travel, they're already acclimatized when you landI know I'll feel a bit disgusting watching this beat down>>2028389>>2028392can you just fuck off to /biz/?
>>2028389>>2028392Stay right here, friend
>have crates lying around I don't use>friend told me to sell them (I had breakout crates just collecting dust) you'll make money instantly>sure why not>sell them the market>woke up yesterday with 38 bucks in my accountHeh.... Thanks Chumps. Should I sell my tf2 crates as well? I
>>2028406>panic selling friend causes anon to miss out on greater profitsgrim
>wake up>check the prices>it's a bit upbut /magog/ told me that everything will be super cheap...
what are WE doin until tomorrow?
>>2028532playing cs and masturbatingnot necessarily in that order
My first and probably only gold trade-up, skins I used cost about $175 totalShame I don't have any red skins or a red knife
>>2028565HOLY BASEDFT?
>>2028370>which entitles me to earn!!!!>which entitles you to shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwu1fU9SHvg
what kind of ssd does pro use?i thought they use ssd satais this samsung 990 pro?
>>2028617does it really matter?
>>2028617>G2 STEWIE2KTS SO HARD BRO...Dallas 2024 was a MOVIE
>>2028620yea im curious
>>2028622u from Tx?
>>2028370>those traders earned that knife profittoo bad bitch
>their best player by far>benched right before the major>0 info on his replacement>mongolz getting a standin for chengdu>deleting all his pics of instagram and unfollowing everyoneIn a week or a month it will be revealed senzu was involved in some gigantic scamming scheme involving the entire mongolian and chinese cs community. There is no benching that comes close to this, it's not that it HAS to be some really serious reasoning behind, there IS a serious reason for why he was benched like this.
>>2028701>deleting all his pics of instagram and unfollowing everyone*deleting all his socials completely
>>2028626No, but it still is the best tournament that I have ever watched
>>2028701>>2028743buy his gold and holo stickers NOW, I'm telling you dis nikka gonna off himself
>>2028701he just le tired ;)
ddk looking grim
>>2028701and the reason will be revealed as a simple burnout and him just suddenly saying he can't do this shit no morebecause reality isn't as schizophrenic
>>2028855traveling from Mongolia to Europe non stop for 2 years must be pretty damn tiring, and he's the 2nd youngest in the team
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puoMubVIMQ0
>>2028913who the fuck wants to deag like n0ko? enjoy your nuke moments
>>2028877not even just that, he's THE star of the team that has the entire country watching everything you docan't imagine the levels of stress one would get from this
>>2028943when they were doing the roundtable one time mzinho said they really are like superstars back there, people stop them everywhere to take photos and sign shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX50PEgHzSAget the fuck in here
you will now remember this SOVL
>>2028914damn rightwhere is "how to be a deagle god like trucklover86"
>>2028967too bad valve is putting most of their passion into deadlock now
can't wait for Liquid and FlyQuest kino
havent played cs in probably 10 years, just found out about the market crash. what do i do with all the cases ive been holding onto for all that time? i was thinking about opening some of them about a week ago, but now that doesnt seem like a worthwhile idea
>drink a bottle of wine>for a brief moment become an aim god pulling 140adr vs faceit10
>>2029121It's up to you but I sold mines to get battlefield 6
>>2029138courage, tenacity, ballsI also play better (I think) when getting the exact level of drunkproblem is my fuse also gets way shorterI'll be making plays while calling you a fucking faggot coward for not trading me
>>2029190>calling you a fucking faggot coward for not trading menot cool bro, only call the enemy that
>>2029177based
>>2029198THEN TRADE ME IMMEDIATELY INSTEAD OF BEING SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY
>>2029211no no no I bait for more kils )))
>>2029217yall niggas really be playing 16:9??
>>2029229why the fuck would you play 4:3 in swing meta?
>got bf6 today>haven't really played anything besides cs for the past 2 years >getting completely raped & gaped >lowtabbing literary every gameThere's just so much stuff habbening on the screen bro I can't do nun
>le god res
>>2029217woman>>2029229someone please post some "pro" clips of 4x3
>>2029249just use a shotgun and sit in a corner for 10:1 kd lol
>>2029177thatd be a waste, i could probably buy bf6 5+ times with how many old cases i have, not really looking to sell a few. if they go up ill just regret it
>>2029104deadlock is actually pretty fun though
>>2029249just go where the pack is
>>2029229>gameplay rewards fast swings, pre-firing and peakers advantageIt's objectively worse to play on 4:3 stretched due to character models moving faster and your FOV being so much more limited
>>2028129Who the fuck wants that garbage, hope they reach 0.03$ like they should.
>>2028129No way lmao? The cheapo knives are gonna be bloating everything now you are gonna need to pay people to get rid of them It’s gonna be black Halloween next week
what fucking retard put liquid-legacy on at 4am est. there are so many eu-eu games that could've gone in that slot
What does /cs2g/ rate Freya?
>>2028129These knives are probably gonna be $5 - $10 in 2 weeks you can basically make some cheapo combos with them at least but this is crazy we haven’t seen how the *better* items tank yet
>>2029520imagine being some nigga who paid 700 dollars for battle scared safari mesh butterfly or some shit like that last week keek
>>2029520>>2028129Will this even happen in the NA or EU markets? These knives havent crashed yet are you using buff or something?
>>2028565BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT IS THIS LEGIT?
Alright, so I’ve been hunting a certain pair of FT Moto Gloves with a good float. Will next week be the best chance to get them? Today they already went from 100€ to fucking 200€ already…At least I already got my MW 0.07 Damascus Paracord for like a little over 100€
>>2029541Just wait bro
I hope diamond back gloves tank and I’d then scope a black laminate knife for a nice combo
>>2029600They ain’t tanking lil bro leave the thread
>>2028565how much is your worth?
>>2029614Why are you angry over us coming for skins not esports
someone post the pgl matchup card againholy shit this new captcha is cancer
Are we ready for kino, lads?
>>20297202 of my favorite Canadians!
>>2029105I wish I could stay up to watch this kino but I lowk gotta fix my sleep schedule, plus we have a hike planned tomorrow.
>>2029217I fucking knew baitf posted here never doubted itguess floppy put him on to it during their time at the juggernaut, isn't that right floppy?
>>2029521we will watch the highlights lilbro good night
>>2029669it's the equivalent of basedboys discussing their favorite funkopops or some shit equally gay, also thread title
>some mofos actually ended themselves over their inventories dropping in valueOh Gaben.
#LIQUIDISHERE
This jit cracks birds
I'm betting the house on Legacy, fuck it
omg bruh
>scrawnders
>>2029825bloody bastard
20 minutes later
>>2029828>n1ssimgg
>pgl audioniggas let sponge cast in his own house lol
mmmm siuhy's genius t sides
>scrawnders on a stream>spunj and his nigga on b streamThe guys at pgl are straightup retarded
>>2029843yea this is a stupid ass choice, and I can't find any english stream that doesn't have laundry in the background either gotta go for another language one for that for some reason
>>2029843>>spunj and kino machine on b streamOk what the actual fuck are these niggers doing
why do you guys care who's casting group stage games, why don't you just focus on the game
>>2029857because, sir, some casters are better and more enjoyable than othersnow I can tolerate Scrawnders but I'd prefer Spunj and Machine commentating this Liquid match
why is he not even mid
i just hate all casters these days, i don't even want to hear them anymore and wish organizers offered streams with game audio only. when's the last time a caster actually elevated a match
>>2029857impossible with screamy destroying my ears and launders talking about random unrelated bullshit and occasionally casting while stuttering and saying wrong shit
>>2029879Literally me.
lol
shitquid
What's with Brazilians and throwing easy rounds but bringing impossible ones?
My Liquid hopium didn't last even a dayWhy did I expect improvementEliGE will never be as good as Twistzz
>PAIN gaming
How is Ancient in the competitive roster but Cache isn't?
>>2029919Because ancient was ready before cache.
>>2029843they're so pushed, they've gotta have some dirt on the scene or somethingmaybe they're MBS' favorite casters
>>2029919Cache is dogshit
Its funny like people who hate ancient want cache to mappool but the meta will be exactly the same
>>2029935nahI wouldn't mind cache. It's been a whilejust get inferno tfoeconomy boost to ct has not made it less of a save simulator
>have 2 Americans on your team>both are the lowest rated Every time.
>>2029966lol
>>2029935Elaborate.
>Legacy beat Furia on Nuke just 2 months agoIt will be interesting.
>>2030019>furia>on nukethat tells you nothing>elige on nukenow that's where their problem might be
GODQUID
nertz and elige sure are a shit duo for being s-tier riflerswho are you getting rid off?
>>2030130ims finna sign brax
So why can't NA field a top team but Mongolia can?
>>2030141mongolz are tier 2 now
>>2030143That's still above NA.
>>2030146how many majors?
>>2030141>So why can't NA field a top teamflouride and leadthey're unironically retarded
>>2030147Same as NA.
pretty smooth b drop from liquidmaybe they aren't completely shit
>>2030141I have the fixplayerbase needs to be east coast based so they can scrim eu on uk servers @ 90 ping
>>2030153>only to shit the bed next roundyeah they're still shit
come on gentle boys
>>2030160bastards
LIQUID UP
>losing the series to timethe biggest humiliation possible
flychads we rise
>>2029982Very american coach
>>2030172Unironically think they can beat Gamer Legion.
>>2030172flyquest will get rape
>>2030175The 1982 IEM Oakland MVP says no.
>xfloud shutting down the sjuush showdamn...
I know FQ always somehow manages to be worse in reality than on paper, but I actually think they might have a chance here
what the fuck is this
>>2030184lmao
better than elige BTW
jkass
Hmm...
>>2030199maybe sl3nd was better last year but only 0.99 this year
grim
>>2030199maybe its not the awper's fault
>>2030203overrated player with retarded fans
>>2030208But enough about magog
that's a massive carry
jksexgod
>>2030213yes
>>2030214thats why he had to go...
>>2030203most underrated player with awesome fans
FLYBOYS WON A RIFLE ROUNDGET FUCKED HATERS
ANOTHER ROUND
>>2030225Please don't post your AIslop here.
>>2030226the site rly needs to ban all slop
>>2030226GET FUCKED NIGGERFLYQUEST TAKES THIS
>sloptranny is a racecellmao
>>2030229>racecelthis is your brain on hltv
FLYBOYS IN THE LEAD
>>2030235Says the AIslopper.
if gl gonna lose to flyquest ash has to go
>>2030240>ifWHEN
I've been really paying attention to everything launders says this match and it's truly irrelevant all of it, he adds nothing but annoyance
>>2030244>he adds nothing but annoyanceat least he's good at it
Heh, my boy Tauson. I always knew he had it in him.
>>2030221>>2030225>>2030228>>2030237>>2030242LMAOOOOO
>>2030251See>>2030226
Aww m8 it's another Gallipoli
Not the cleanest game from the goons but at least they came through in the end.
>some mongolian streamer says senzu quit for mental health/burnout reasonsWhat ever could be a reason that senzu doesnt have a twitter post that says exactly that and remove 99% of drama speculationmentally ill people are so weird
>>2030258He's still a literal teenager so he probably thinks being mysterious and vague about his intentions makes him cool and shit.
>>2030259it does
>>2030251WARMUP MAP
>>2030258When you're highly stressed and worn out, you aren't exactly thinking the most logically.
fraudgolz exposed soon
the beluga rumor was fake, he has a normal enough skull shape just desperately needs to take the plunge
>>2030281bro...
>>2030281
>>2030281Grim
insane round
>>2030296Me when I think the round is insane
jkshit awareness
T-SIDED MAP
>>2030281Forcing ArtFr0st to play without a hat seems like cruel and unusual punishment. Somebody get Amnesty International in here!
MIBR tried to pull a Furia by taking some CIS talent but took significantly worse players than molodoy and YEKINDAR
>>2030313he's not even playing lil bro
ZTR my aryan goat with the clutch!!!
even in the russian chats they are clowning on artfrost, no compassion for their fellow man
>>2030314kl1mple would have 1v5ed BB
finally :)
>>2030323he has like $150k prize earningshair transplant is a like a few thousand
PRape
Choking Australians
uh flychads...
jks is so fucking bad
IT'S OVERCHINA WON
impressive attempt for australias 2nd best team
KWABquest
Watch any Senzu demo with x-ray and it becomes clear as day
>>2030330This is probably the worst ever hairline I've ever seen a 20 year old have, excluding roided-to-hell freak exceptions.
>>2030330>>2030323Based PGL forcing fArtFrost to remove the cap
most of us are also balding
baldfrost bros, botboom bros... not like this... not to mibr with 4 brazilians
>>2030323>>2030330grim
>>2030258he's not obliged to tell you anything
>>2030281>23there but for the grace of god go I
>>2030323>I've got a nice selection of knives>>2030330>update comes out
>>2030392>inherent flaws visible in both pictures if you actually look>no real control over the system, only nice lies you tell yourself and hopes that it'll keep working outlike pottery
>saved the best for lastgg, pglstill hate you for the scrawnders move tho
>>2030330Is this the point when you just say "fuck it" and shave it off?
>>2030395it's way past that point
the chad embrace....
>like magnojez>hate brazilians>still rooting for mibrwhat's my fucking problem??
>>2030406i kind of want qikert to do decent at leastwould be sad to see him be in some absolute shit t3 team
>>2030406>>like magnojezhe's a crybaby bitch, why'd you like him?if anything only d1ledez deserves pity in that teamtruly a bunch of unlikeable cunts that team is, even vp has to0ro and b1st now
you know he actually got that beluga head too
>>2030408I like his playstylealso I'm 100% sure they should've made him igl instead of that ozempic junkie
>>2030410omg... this is worse than TACO bro wtf is this oh nonononoononononoonon
>>2030411>>2030408>he's a crybaby bitchall russians aregotta root for a couple of them when there's that many
>>2030412taco might've been just as bald but hair islands just looks so fucked
I would rather be forced to become a tranny than to look like this omg this is insane...
Elige says "embrace it".
>>2030420he can shave his head, you'll still be mentally fucked
>>2030423he did the opposite though
>>2030420That's the average tranny's hairline tho
how do I counterstrafe in competitive and premierit works on deathmatch when I warm up but then I play any of those two whenever I counterstrafe the game goes UH OH YOU'RE CLEARLY MOVING YOUR BULLET IS GOING TO INDIA INSTEAD OF THE CENTER OF YOUR SCREENIdgiI just compensate by crouchfiring
>>2030459the raped...
>>2030445skill issueunironically
pgl audio guy at it again
>>2030445Massive skill issueAnd don't bother getting better, just trade skins
I'm not faze-levels delusional about them, but I don't think there's a team this tournament they can't beat on a good dayalso got some reps in with magisk. Should be good
>>2029808hahahaah fuck you
>>2030508magisk is shit tho
>>20305216.0 kdr rn
>>2030521>>20305238.0
I need to know how dev1ce got that opener
>>2030531ahthird smoke frag
nt
holy fuck staehr
based Maj3r
Gigachad Clutch
why has blamef been wasting his prime in t2?
who started a fucking major on a sunday you god damn retards
which nation state is projected to win this internet war
WHY THE NIGGER FUCK IS SPIRIT NOT IN THIS
how is wicadia getting that last kill for OT? that's so nuts
FUCKING CHINKS
>>2030593nevermind it was on krimz, old man reactions
he sucks
>>2030598We know.
Who wins the last impact?
>>2030600our american girls
Astralis will get fucked so hard at the Major i can't wait to see itabsolute 0 hope team
>>2030603Which ones? There are 18 of them.
nobody celebrated wicadia taking it to ot with an insane 4k and now nobody high fived him except the coach, suspicious
I'm scared
>>2030617hopefully he gives artfrost a tip
Hooxi is a complete non factor as a player kekwhy do people praise this bot for "running in first" when a bunch of entry guys like Flamez do it too and actually get something done
>>2030635lurk more before posting
alex666 owns Astraloss
There was a time when Magisk would have got two kills from that spot
>>2030617imagine paying thousands of dollars to look like THIS
so, mongolz are gonna have the fall-off of the decade right?senzu had some stinkers in some important games but just as often he was their win condition
>>2030756Who cares when they already peaked, they won a tier 1 event, got to Major finals and achieved #1 for a short time, what more do you want from a national team in 2025?
>People are not getting cold feed and trade reverting their panic sold knives becasue they think the prices will go back to being high>People are now fucking themselves over and basically are starting to enforce market only transactions since so much reverts are happening KEKW CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK YOU NIGGAS SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE MONEY YOU GOT
>>2030835Its what valve wanted, the prices arent stable anymore so people are reverting a lot of knife sales recently due to thinking its bouncing backPretty soon these people will be realizing they should have gotten the bag now and not stayed on the cope train. MW Gloves in China are selling for $20 USD its fucking cooked
>>2030805>what more do you want from a national team in 2025?A Major winnothing else matters
>>2030835People who do this ruin the market further and will make it crash worse. rebounded before they sent it. THIS and trade reversals is what ruins trust in the market now and basically will force people to steam market onlySellers are too afraid to sell at a loss and now they are getting cold feet becasue a rebound is happening but its gonna fuck all these faggots up 100% I cant wait
The Lion takes on credit card debt to buy the dip despite being down 50% of his net worth.
>>203097230th of October will buckbreak you
>>2030979My McDonald's application is ready.
xfl0ud godmode gamewhy did they bench this guy? he was never bad
It was interesting seeing people try to suppress news about decreasing buff prices yesterdaySeems like most of the trust right now is that CS2 remains the top FPS over several years with no competition coming by, and that third party sites will retain their ability to covert to real life money…
>>2031131>suppress news about decreasing buff prices yesterdaywhat do you mean?
>>2031138Mods in other places taking down info about getting western access for buff market to grab their prices instead of being stuck on western CS2 market pricesThough there’s a lot of supposed reports about trade reverts going on in third party sites atm
>>2031140Yeah anybody can trade revert and there are plenty of reasons to eat a ban for thousands of dollars lol
>>2030972>>2030980The lion shares his meal with the hyenas.
>>2031131I didn't believe all the hooha that skins were dying and the market is dead, oct 30th will be an even bigger dump etc.Then I took a bunch of field tested coverts from a storage container and got a factory new knifeI'm assuming this was done to get more players to buy/sell/trade knives on the steam market instead of third party sitesProbably one of the reasons they updated the steam market UI/search for skinsHigh tier doppler gems used to have a simple stock image on the marketplaceNow stem market shows a screenshot of what the skin actually looks like instead of a stock image
>>2030617some gay nigga pounded dis mf with no rubber
>>2031171weird ass bro killed the thread with this post
https://xcancel.com/grimyrannarr/status/1982520154492985442Rare banks photos
>>2031138All the trade youtubers/twitter heads keep telling their viewers that the oct 30 "crash" wont happen and that everyone needs to calm down and buy the dip etc etc What is currently happening is that this is forcing people to not trust third party sites anymore as there have been reports of multiple trade reverts happening being performed by people who see the recent rebound as "nah fuck you I want the knife again" its basically gonna force most people to the steam market at this rate since people cant trust the third party market for shit since guys get cold feet if they see a small rebound
>>2031138China prices are tanking badly and are getting worse. Shit knives being sold for $10 USD etc and a lot of dumps of high tier items too its an utter shitstorm. Then the trade trannie influencers are trying to damage control hard and are saying "guys gloves and knives wont be affordable lol maybe youll get a cheap shadow daggers lol stop being mean lol"
>>2031138Skincel investors are going the way of the dinosaur They’re desperately trying to pull the wool over people’s eyes and draw attention away from the skin market in China melting down, even worse than it is in the westYou’ll see them post about how 50 new gloves or knives being crafted isn’t a big deal while conveniently ignoring the Chinese hoarders dumping their entire collections on buff and exiting the market The asteroids are coming this Halloween and they can see them
>>2031288Black Halloween?
>>2031288>>2031283I was expecting a lot of lower tier items to be the victims next week but are we gonna see karambits and butterflies go back to 2016 prices?
I mean you still need 5 reds to get a gold, so I imagine what will happen in the next month is that reds will massively inflate in price with a cascading effect on pinks and so on whilst golds (except ultra rare floats/patterns) will crash. Then in the following months it will balance out with most gold prices reduced overall by say 30-40% and reds increased by 10-15%. Garbage tier knives and knife skins will practically be <$50 and mid tier knives will be ~$200-300.
Holy shit, I just found my dream gloves! I just couldn’t wait for the dip since these have crazy FT float kek.The prices might go down, but I don’t see anyone selling this again. Price was around 210€. A bit overkill but what can you do?
Should I cash out my $350 or buy the dip?
>>2031362unironic question i have to keep asking people asking this questiondo you still play the game? if the answer is no then cash out
>>2031377I haven't played CS2 yet.....
>>2031395just cash out bwo
>>2031397cool beans
stewie scammer...
paiN has such weird calling
oo oo aa aa
ash really has an eye for mid awpers huh?
vote for your boy for his amazing performance this yearhttps://thestreamerawards.com/nominations
do people realize skin are digital data thats infinitely replicable?its so weird how they talk about ""knives"""
how did gentle mates beat vitality 2-0
>>2031417doneqt and ludqig getting cancelled so these awards aren't actually going to run
>>2031417
>>2031426isnt that guy a cheater?
>>2031432can't believe he manages to have day one or pre-release undetectable cheats in every fps every made
>>2031424Same way Legacy did, they were probably testing shit
>>2031435he hires indian hackers to make them
ash t side prep masterclass
>>2031449ztr (almost) living up to his name
>>2031432Probably not. He streams so much it's not surprising that he's accumulated so many clips that are so lucky they look like cheating.
>>2031451Check >>2027963/csgog/ fags are perma leaky clittying
there's a 38 tweet thread with 4 screenshots each tweet of stewie2k apparently scamming some trader or something, i didn't bother reading all the screenshotshttps://xcancel.com/mitaocatcs/status/1982642429670113670
NIP are back to sucking.
>>2031478doesn't matterthey're gonna take nuke
>GL x Pain>10 x 2 first half >10 x 11 right now
ash the goat coach
>>2031490What a fuck up from GL. Uglier than that Liquid vs LG.
Hope Flyquest rapes fnatic today, Inshallah.
>>2031493he needs more uprising stars man, just trust hltv articles
>>2031467tldr? I ain't reading all that.
>>2031498Clash of trash
>>2031500stewie is a degenerate junkie skinsfag
>>2031467>drug induced mushbrain high school dropout is a shady piece of shitwoah
Stinkle
>>2031467always hilarious how much effort these basedlords spend into talking to these scumbag pro players who are just using them as free money
>>2031594from what i bothered to read, i suspect the dude was getting skins below cost and selling at a profit
>>2031595>getting skins below cost and selling at a profitDamn that's crazy. He might be able to get into Harvard Business School with the idea.
>>2031595I went through the first few screenshots and it seems like the deal was that Stewie got funds from a skin opening website that sponsored him and used those tokens to buy skins from their store and then sold them to the trader for cash.
Bald man good, Twistzz bad
Where are the Flychads?
>>2031603i wasn't saying it was a genius idea, just that it wasn't only beneficial for stewie. they were using each other for "free" money
>>2031616nothing is guaranteed with flyquest. i am hopeful but wary
>chadF vs FlyChadsI WANT BOTH TO WINFUCK
if fq could stop gamble stacking that would be nice
>>2031628just say you hate inferno
>Twistzz gone>NAF instantly becomes good
>>2031630no. i'd rather they like retake top nana. or push apps
legit dogshit stack calls from ins
boomchads.......we lostboomchads.......we get at least two more matches
I love FQ because at no moment of any round can you know the outcome.
>>2031653this but with liquid too
Liquid's Poles are trash, even EliGE
is nertz good again?
>>2031633>>2031668elige brought the vibes back apparently
WHIFF-FLY INTO GOAT-FLY
naf and nertz are good but botlige what the fuck
They activated NertZ and NAF at the cost of EliGE botting harder than ever
"goat of na"
>>2031676>>2031677this a testing event for the major don't een worry bout it
2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT
why is the best US player bottomfragging against turks?
>>2031677Grim
>Jew carrying PolesJust like the history of Poland
>>2031683watch the game
>blow for blow?
>>2031690fuck noblameF is on b-stream
>>2031672>>2031676>>2031677>>2031683APOLOGIZE>>2031695it's more fun to lovewatch than hatewatch
na is back
GODquid
>>2031698>it's more fun to lovewatch than hatewatchexactly
why the fuck did astralis kick godf?
>>2031701>baitf>ukrainian backstabbers>krimz old nepotism asshow could you not be backing flyquest here
>>2031677He's already in game leading it seems
elige had a 1.35 rating in ot
>fnatic hatewatchers are eating great right now. this is their pepperonihe's talking about me
The Aussies trouncing Fnatic feels right in light of the CYPHER kick
>>2031703>how can you root for a team that makes everyone zzeethe uncontrollablyespecially love how the mere mention of blameF still makes statsfags piss and shit themselves
tardquest REDEEMED THEMSELVES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFAGNATIC THROWNATIC SHITNATICB T F O
>>2031713>statsfagsbut statsfags were the only ones that liked him, I'm an eyeballsfaghow you get raped by aussies in the big 2k25? must be his team for the 10th year in a row, huh
We're probably getting map 3 for TL-Aurora. Train is Aurora's speciality and Liquid's pretty ass on it.
>>2031722>but statsfags were the only ones that liked himwrong
>>2031723>Train is Aurora's speciality
>>2031724yes, I forgot danedogs liked him toodanedogs and statsfags, what a menagerie. what a collection of "humans"
faze should get him
>>2031728statsfags hate him because he was/is the antithesis to their narrow view of the gamebut sure, make up whatever story makes you feel good
>>2031729yes [via hating faze]
>>2031731>he was/is the antithesis to their narrow view of the gamethe rating that they trusted said he was really good, so you mean your guy is ass?
THROWQUEST
>>2031735>so you mean your guy is ass?of course?how fucking slow are you?
>>2031731>>2031729
FLYKINGS
flyquest most entertaining
good guys wonliquid next for gallipoli
flychads w
harry's shoutcasting did step that game up a level
>>2031738then you're not "lovewatching," you're hatewatching other viewers
Oh look it's NertZ doing everything for Liquid while EliGE is bottom fragging again
>>2031749>hatewatching other viewers
>>2031750elige diff, tw0rstzz could never
>>2031748the way he stopped pretending to be unbiased was hilarious, also him and henry are a better duo than him and hugo to be honest
>>2031751think about itand turn your webcam off
Liquid's train BLOWS ASS Jesus Christ.
>>2031754"they [fnatic] have an entourage of hatewatchers praying on their downfall and good news, i guess, for those people, it might happen"the post game analysis was also great
Maybe consider making Train your permaban, Liquid
>1 offdamn
magisk unc'd all over them
magisk wins those
when is donk playing?
>over half a decade since their era>somehow STILL manages to change the metahow the hell do they do it????
>umm cypher was bad chuddiehow can fnatic recover their reputation? literally no one outside of sweden likes them
from the team that brought you the maj3r d2 throw: the maj3r d2 clutch
>>2031851>no one outside of swedenwhy would swedes like themI don't think zoomers give a fuck about krimz and he's the only swede on the roster for the past like 5 years, besides when nawwk joined for 2 weeks
Liquid can't hold to a man lead
...huh?
>>2031431kek
#FreeYungStew
>>2031866it shocks him when he's about to throw a sure round
heh... my boy elingz just needs more time
>>2031866kinesiology tape for rsi or tendonitis
ultimate and EliGE bottom fragging. Please replace ultimate at least, the guy doesn't have it for T1 CS.
>>2031866pseudoscience bullshit
>ancient waiting in the wingsI know your job is to make it exciting and all, Henry. But you can't seriously believe that lol
>>2031887not entirely pseudoscience in treatment of lymphodemadon't know if there's anything proven in rsi or tendonitis though
>>2031851>jackasmo>replace another player in a jackass move>fnatic do jack shit since>he himself is ass>no one rates neither him nor the team no moquadruple dunk
>>2031913pretty sure that's the one thing that it's maybe useful for, and not what he's using it for
>>2031918>fnatic do jack shit sincefnatic did their best result of the year with jackasmo
>>2031925winning draculan > quarters in cac
what a sequence from staehr
im honestly looking to only spend $100 at max for a knife and glove combo so I am hoping the next week rush happens. Id want some cheaper combos but these knives are still too expensive imo like Driver Overtake gloves + a tigertooth etc etc
>magisk suddenly remembering he's a 4 times major champ
THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT ASS SOUND????
>>2031934You might get lucky on gloves/lower tier knives people are crafting a lot of trash that I could see the shit knives go into $20 at least becasue >It wouldnt even be worth it to old the knives>Their price will keep tanking
so can you craft like gamma doppler from 5 battle scarred skins? or is it limited with float what you can get
Valve needs to outright ban third party websites soon. Every single western space has been censoring the utter great depression tier crash happening in China rn and are trying to run damage control HARDAlmost every aspect of the western trade scene is controlled by a handful of people and they are trying to downplay the crashing>SHUT UP CHUDS ITS GONNA BOUNCE BACK>KNIVES WILL STILL BE EXPENSIVE CHUDDIES>IF ANYONE HERE SHOWS A GUIDE ON HOW TO BUY A CHEAP KNIFE ON BLUFF YOU ARE BANNED!!!!
>>2031956>Valve needs to outright ban third party websites soon.why didn't they just do this, instead of messing with the trade-up chainthat way everything would naturally go down because it's only worth steambux but a million of people would still trade for cheap on the steam market
>r*dd*t screencap>r*dd*t spacing
>>2031961Its a slow process, if they did it first it would utterly tank everything. The current change only hurts investment whores/hoarders an outright third party ban would hurt everyone
>>2031956>reddit mod postmy god, go back faggot
>>2031961You would basically tank everything in the game. Right now only knives and gloves are hurting
>>2031961I say they keep messing with the "system"I predict that Budapest won't have "capsules" as we know it but rather a terminal-like where you'll be given a choice between 4 stickers or somethingAlso hopefully it's the best gold and holo that gigamogs Krakow and Kato14 respectively to further nuke the 3rd party market
>>2031961>why didn't they just do thisValve is somewhat cracking down on 3rd party skins websites (at least on esports broadcasts).https://xcancel.com/MnmzzzCS/status/1976717966520861164#mBut at the same time I think part of Valve knows that these sites are part of what makes CS popular and makes them a lot of money. Valve are just a very schizophrenic company.
Ummmmm stewart bros?
>>2031851cope, Ukraine won bigly
>3Dmid
>>2031961Everyone would try to cash out voa steam decks and they’ll become cheaper by supplyI’m down for this
Ignore the fact that this is from an LoL podcast. What event is Thorin at? It clearly has the words CS in the background.
