嘿,你们正在看打击线程,vm上最糟糕的线程我决定用中文制作这个线程,除了迷惑、惹恼、性唤起和激怒任何过路人之外,没有别的原因。 如果你正在使用互联网翻译阅读这篇文章,恭喜你,你刚刚输掉了比赛。https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PwKUXHMnQ [埋め込み]线程为第三人称MOBA,基于各种世界神话。事实:4chan氏族是[SmGen]:Smite Gen Plus! 欢迎所有新玩家!大多数成员都在10PM-4AM UTC+0(特别是。 星期六)。 和任何你能找到的人一起聚会。发布有趣的剪辑,如果你觉得可爱。 鼓励原创内容!常客通常会在线程中交谈/LFG,不要介意他们。>打击Y12https://www.smitegame.com/news/laughs-of-the-past-12-1-update-notes/>狗屎2这是一个测试版https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VooS1RuWbo [내장]计划在2026年底前为100个国家制定路线图到~2027年完成135+的集水基本上,这是强奸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60 [내장]>新玩家指南+飞溅艺术画廊https://rentry.org/smgen>神话https://rentry.org/smgenloredoc>连结https://www.smitegame.com/downloadhttps://www.smitegame.com/newshttps://nitter.net/SMITEGamehttps://smite.gamepedia.com/Smite_Wikihttps://www.smitefire.com/smite/godshttps://smite.guru>上一篇https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/1914341
I'm thinking I can vibe with the thread's new direction.
>>2054367is there a single godherochampiontoon in smite that looks good?
>>2054869correction:>in smIIte
Would shIIte be better or worse if our benevolent Chinese overlords were in charge of it?
tch....toons.
>>2054998Almost every single new godtoon is now Chinese. A single western godtoon is added once every other year.
fuck this game
>>2054287>[埋め込み]
>>2054998It would probably be better managed and implemented, but more openly corrupt, and they'd replace the titan talk talking heads with ultra-charismatic influencers in business suits. >>2055049This also.>>2054869No.
speak english please
Once they add her to smite 2, the game will finally be saved.
>>2054287祝你好运 god感谢上帝toon 卡通祖母绿宝石钻石雄鹿 今天购买 蓝色改款
>>2055617You'll get every single general from Romance of the Three Kingdoms before another western god is added to the game and you're going to like it!
Shite2 Daji has some of the most intense jiggle physics I've ever seen in a jorez game.
>>2056466proof or it didnt happen + they're desparate
>>2056477I don't have recording software, but she's got some big fat fox tiddies.
>>2056537all consoles have clips, nvidia has gforce now and steam has clips and screenshots i think youre a lying rat
>>2056537Proofs now. Whip out your mobile phone and record those sweet sweet cans for us.
>>2056466>>2056477>>2056659>>2056679https://streamable.com/droye2Big milky fox melons...
>>2057344grim
>>2057344>he buyed gemeraldtoons
>>2057545It's pts, they give you enough to buy everything when you log in
>>2057344>melted plastic face>hag saggers just move up and down on their own instead of swinging around, they don't even have extra physics, it's just pointless animation (probably a reused animation rig)>fox tail is less fluffy (criminal)>fabric is full gloss instead of matte / slight gloss like an actual cheongsam>+ everything else>Makes me wonder, with all these advancements in technology and bullshit, why do they always try to reinvent the wheel instead of going back to the original concept art and executing it more faithfully if they're forced to. Like, her Smite 1 heels are platform-heel blocks because of the lower poly count, her new ones look like cheap and nonfunctional tapered ice skates, but the concept has a nice curve to her platform-heels that both looks more functional and would have been a nice re-addition. Smite 1 looks better, but they literally have a better design than both already.
>>2057591Because the people working on game X didn't work on game Y, so are retracing the same steps the devs of game Y did when it was in the same state as game X.
They turned her into a white bitch.
I feel like I can't even judge the Smite 2 model quality because the lighting is so bad in every single screenshot and video of the game.
>>2054287I was cleaning out my house and found these codes from a PAX visit. I have no idea if these still work, these were from a while ago.He Bo Sydney Shredder: SE96D694A5E041013SEB70A5E98AF41013SE96D98ACE0F41013SE1B66BDF48E41013SEEB8D4A6FE7410132015 Tyr skin:PXTC128CB05751007
>>2058644Got the Tyr and one of the He Bo's, thanks Anon!
>>2054287Did China buy smite or something? That makes no sense since they literally screwed over the chinese release of the game.
>be lo-rez>have a player who is constantly top 1 on the leaderboards>over multiple accounts has 5k+ games on smite 2>triggers shitters cuz he exploits game mechanics that are implemented by the devs themselves>have such a melty that they ban himI don't get this company anymore its like they want this game to die. People like that get paid by dev companies as QA testers.
>>2058853>People like that get paid by dev companies as QA testers.This doesn't happen, especially when the abuse is just "queue at 3am". The kind of people who actually get hired are the people who write the most popular cheat/botting tools.
Psst.
What smite gods and goddess take the knot?
altblue can we knot
>>2060159Hel
if altblue was a dog would you take his knot
If I was a dog I would knot altblue after dancing for him in the jungle.
>>2061028
jing wei
>>2057344>not available anymoreFake.
>>2061800No fight is unwinnable if we try our hardest!
jing wei2
Proc.
>>2062751i'ts sunday doe(decahedron)
I remember being excited for a Smite fighting game but then it turned out to be dko and I was so disappointed.
>>2063739Marvel vs Capcom but it's Smite vs Paladins
>>2063863What 48 godtoons and championheroes would be on the roster, and who would be the unplayable end game boss in the watered-down singleplayer story?
>>2064783>who would be the unplayable end game boss in the watered-down singleplayer story?Guan Yu (release ver, having achieved legendary status in his own right)
>>2064809Smite 1 Release Guan Yu vs Terminus (Full power, Patron saint of bugs form)
>>2064885If you beat them both in a very specific way, they fuse and form the True End Game Boss, The Morrigan, godqueen of bugs and sloppy ass legacy coding practices.
>>2064783Smite:>Amaterasu>Anubis>Ares>Athena>Bellona>Cthulhu>Fenrir>Hades>Janus>King Arthur>Loki>Neith>Nemesis>Nu Wa>Odin>Ra>Scylla>Sol>Susano>The Morrigan>Thor>Tiamat>Ymir>ZeusPaladins:>Androxus>Bomb King>Cassie>Drogoz>Evie>Fernando>Furia>Imani>Io>Koga>Maeve>Makoa>Mal'Damba>Moji>Pip With Pepper as an alternate costume>Ruckus & Bolt>Seris>Skye>Talus>Terminus>Tiberius>Vora>Yagorath>YingStory:>Hi-Rez shits the bed and now can only afford to continue development of one game. Everybody fights to decide which game gets the money. Each godchampionroguetoon gets their own voiced ending slideshow cutscene. The final boss is Erez himself.Stages:>Arena (Smite)>Clash map>Joust map>Olympus>Ragnarok (Jorm as a stage hazard)>R'lyeh>The Underworld (Cerb, Charon, and Persephone make cameos).>Serpent Beach>Frog Isle>Fish Market>Stone Keep>Ascension Peak>Bazaar>The Abyss>Dragon ArenaGlobal Agenda and Rogue Company also get one map each as a stage, but I didn't play either of those games, so I can't say which.Secret Bonus Toons:>Ronin (Rogue Company)>Dima (Rogue Company)>Phantom (Rogue Company)>Warrior (Realm Royale) (Other classes as alt costumes)Blood Eagle (Tribes Ascend) (Different classes and Diamond Sword versions as costumes.)
>>2064918It was surprisingly hard to pick just 24 for the Smite roster.
palg vagrant niggers are banging at the door againit's been 2 years and they still dont get the memo that the relationship's over and we took all the kino in the divorcedo we need to get a restraining order?
>>2064937Rare video showcasing AltBlue trying to hold on to his gold rank.
I will main Odin in SmiteVSPaladins just to recreate my favorite meme.
Smite 2 is getting lots of bad steam reviews, but the devs are botting positive reviews to compensate. There's no way this will blow up in their faces.
>>2064937rare video of erez trying to keep lorez from going under
At the end of the day Smitefags, Palafags, Realmfags, Dkofags, Tribesfags, and Global Agendafags are brothers. We all suffer from Lorez fuckery.
>>2065466your post reads like nick the spic and his lgay muttley vantablack kiddie diddling catboi crew explaining why tradcath white doesn't need to be trad or cath or white as long as you're a nationalism (but it's not civnat that's kiked) o algoyou will never be an vryvn godtoonyou will never pass in this threadyou will never proc a squishyyou will never rotate midyou are a palgger twisted by cope and cringewe are here to laugh at titanforge, you are here to cry about lorezyou have your reservation, be amongst your own shitcord mudrakers and geriatrics, far, far away from hereBACK OFF TRICK
can't a nigga play two games
Don't mind him. He was humiliated one too many times during the divorce.
>>2065794Yeah, it's called talking about two games in two threads for each game instead of dragging Barbie Fashion Show into the Call of Duty thread (both were made / published by Activision, what's the problem?????).
Let's just talk about all the latest happenings for the thread's two dead games.
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...So about that Da Ji model update, huh?
No senpai Da Ji, not interested
commenting to add this thread to my thread watcher
Smite 2 will never generate memes of this magnitude.
*cough in the distance*
Everyone knows only palaniggerfaglords who buy gemeraldtoonbucks cough.
Fortnite stole Jing Wei from us.... It's over...
there's no reason to play smite anymore
There never was a reason to play smite.
But there's always gonna be a reason to post Scylla.
proctoon
>>2054287Using simplified instead of traditional chinese just bludgeons the joke
>>2073622wait a sec...
>>2073622Where are her dogs coming from if she has legs?
>>2074164mythologically speaking, the dogs come out from her waist / hips, not replace her legs
I was going to try Smite 2 but my friend told me they nerfed Aphrodite's tits and now I have no interest in it.
>>2074164From her cunt. Duh.
>>2075624Doesn't count since Smiite hasn't officially released yet.Just you wait for full release and then numbers will jump to 100 of thousands.What will be you excuse then?
Proccers?
>>2076888>>2075624just you wait until january.......some of you are alright....
There are almost no replies...
>>2077777Blessed digits. This threadtoon gets more replies than the game itself deserves.
uhm, doubters?
Why aren't you buying gemeraldtoons, anon?
Maladaptive daydreams of smite 2 succeeding.
>>2079798+36 players in the last 30 daysWE'RE SO FUCKING BACK t. Hirez
If this trend continues we could have a lot of... players after a... certain amount of time... Yeah, take that doubters, SmIIteCHADS always win.
December will be the best month ever for smite 2.
AIEEEEEEEEE!
STOP THE COUNT
It's called growing pains chud, you wouldn't get it since you're a wee little pathetic man
Once smite 2 has suffered another few months of growing pains, then the game will finally be saved.
>>2084064That screenshot looks like one of those meme images with a gorillion in-game popups and UI elements. Even without the shitty models it looks ugly and messy as fuck.
>>2060159my canon is that they all do
Loki. I genuinely miss loki. Loki was my favorite video game character of all time. He just worked for me. It was like his kit was designed specifically for me. I was the best. Then they changed him. I will never be able to play og loki again. ever. like for the rest of my fucking life. Unforgivable. The worst part is that they didnt even make him better. they made him worse. No, the two can't even be compared really. Loki is no longer loki anymore. He's just some fucking guy with knives now. There is no trickery happening here. Its over. Its all over.
>Loki.
Haters getting BTFO'd by mad gains once more.
>>2087697Peak playertoons is still going down THOUGH
When are they adding W+LMB Valkyrie into Smite 2?
>>2088770Never, because she's too sexy.
what smite really needs is an entertainer. None of the smite streamers were really entertaining. Dmbrandon was entertaining because he was how he was and allied was like really popular and also a great entertainer but he di3d and after that we were left with fuckin weak3n and the other riff raff and they are all boring and insufferable. We need a Real Smite Gen Nigga to become a streamer, go pro and save SMITE!!!?
What smite really needs is to be a more entertaining game.
Uh everytime I try to play a SMITE 2 game they add a new god who one shots me. Cba desu senpai.
Just ward more, bro.
How do I ward against getting one shot by my opposing laner.
If you see where he is, you can avoid him, and then he's not gonna one shot you. Alternatively, play a better game.
Yeah that's why I just leave games now and don't care. If I can't fight in a lane and I just have to give up immediately I'd rather go play something else.
I'm gonna play snake on my phone.
>>2088770she's a sexo but her kit always seemed so stupid to me>shoots bubbles out of her sword>not even from the tip but from the side like it's a tennis rocket
What's she thinking of?
>>2089995Dogs
>>2089995about her game dying
Reddit says the game's doing well because it keeps getting/losing 1-10 players every so often, completely oblivious to the fact that they're reduced to counting individual players, for the game that was totally gonna keep lo-rez relevant into the 2030s.
>+120Feels good to be on the winning team.Why haven't you joined team Smite2 yet?
>-12Team Smite2 bros, your game...
Smite 2: The search for more money
Smite 2 should have been DLC for SMITE, like how Guilty gear Xrd: Revelator 2 is DLC to Xrd: Rev.
>>2092534nah im still in team smite 1(smite runs like shit while also looking worse)
Only SMITE 1 EnjoyersMay Post Below This Line_____________________
>>2093944Show futa dick.
Can you play this game as a beginner or will I get raped by matchmaking? Wanna try a 3rd person MOBA and hesitating between this and Predecessor.
>>2094649You won't get raped by matchmaking early on, but it will happen after your mandatory bot matches and time spent in the kiddy pool.
>>2094762How do I stay inside the kiddy pool? I have the macro and micro of a Silver in LoL, buying a ward is the equivalent of a 200IQ play to me.
>>2094773It's literally impossible. Once your account hits a certain level, you're launched into normal matchmaking, which isn't very good or fair, plus it barely works now that the player numbers are so low. If you're really bad, and you're lucky, you'll play against other shitters maybe 75% of the time, then right as you're starting to have fun, you'll get put against stone cold killers.
>>2094773Stay in bot matches/quickplay. The game's in Beta and has too low of a population for good matchmaking.
>>2092887yeah, it's one of the big fuckups on hirez partdeadlock, marvel rivals and ow2 all run smooth even on cheapest pcs and mobas and f2p games in general are not exactly aimed at richfags
>>2095573>Marvel RivalsI have a high end pc and that game ran like shit on it
>>2095602I guess it's an rng thing. It runs fine for me but shiite runs like shit.
Are you niggers gonna get bored of posting the same 5000-5500 concurrent player chart? Wait until the numbers actually move, autistic faggots.
>>2095798Let them do it while they can. When the game soars to 5000 gorillion concurrent players they won't be posting them anymore.
SteamCharts indicates that 2 people stopped playing in the past hour. Who was it? Was it you? Or you? Huh? Show your faces, you cowards!
>>2096421smite 1 for life baby
Smite 2oon will reach a peak of 100 smillion players trust the plan
>>2096808it already is on consolesI heard it's bigger than Fortnite and Roblox combined
>>2095798No.
I say we let Olorun get away from Shite2, he deserves better
He'll never reach page 10.
>Once AltBlue Reaches Grandmaster>He's Be Free
>>2073622sauce?
>>2102881I don't remember.
we are playing SMITE in here>>2100716
>>2103942But why?
>>2104044He likes posting his dick to other trannies on discord.
There's no way they survive 2026.
>>2105474trust the plan
This relatively new meme is slowly creeping up my list of favorites.
>load up SMITE 2 new patch >get one shot by the latest aspect god in lane >close game hahahah holy fuck how many patches are they going to keep this shit going
It won't stop until the player numbers decrease further.
Smite 2 is saved.
uh oh... haterbros, did we get too cocky?
What is the smite equivalent to the master of magic elven lords unit?
Presented without comment.
The kingdom of SMITE has fallen. I'm moving on to /doko/.
>>21169815000 24 hour peak is the floor
